1 00:00:06,105 --> 00:00:06,104 ¶ 2 00:00:06,106 --> 00:00:08,573 Geordie Shore is back in Newcastle. 3 00:00:08,575 --> 00:00:10,074 Home sweet fuckin' home. 4 00:00:10,076 --> 00:00:12,076 [cheering] 5 00:00:12,078 --> 00:00:13,777 They're back with a fuckin' boom! 6 00:00:13,779 --> 00:00:16,246 ¶ 7 00:00:16,248 --> 00:00:17,080 Get it! 8 00:00:17,082 --> 00:00:18,314 Christ! 9 00:00:18,615 --> 00:00:19,615 [vomiting sounds] 10 00:00:19,617 --> 00:00:20,515 ¶ 11 00:00:20,517 --> 00:00:21,549 [yelling] 12 00:00:21,551 --> 00:00:22,483 [cheering] 13 00:00:22,485 --> 00:00:23,383 C'mon! 14 00:00:23,385 --> 00:00:24,217 ¶ 15 00:00:24,219 --> 00:00:25,084 And bam! 16 00:00:25,086 --> 00:00:25,751 I said shut the fuck up! 17 00:00:25,753 --> 00:00:27,252 Fuck, Marnie's back! 18 00:00:27,254 --> 00:00:29,487 Scott's taking off, world war 19. 19 00:00:29,489 --> 00:00:31,555 Don't argue. 20 00:00:31,557 --> 00:00:32,722 You just need to start sorting yourself out, 21 00:00:32,724 --> 00:00:32,722 putting bros before hos. 22 00:00:32,724 --> 00:00:36,659 She's standing, dancing by herself, and I'm starting to 23 00:00:36,661 --> 00:00:38,761 feel really awful about it all. 24 00:00:38,763 --> 00:00:42,463 Scott can't have all his own way. 25 00:00:43,832 --> 00:00:45,732 I can't trust her as far as I can throw her. 26 00:00:45,734 --> 00:00:47,033 ¶ 27 00:00:47,035 --> 00:00:49,335 Mitch is here! 28 00:00:49,337 --> 00:00:50,803 But he could've turned up sober. 29 00:00:50,805 --> 00:00:52,404 The kid's fuckin' smashed! 30 00:00:52,406 --> 00:00:53,805 Their first impression of him is that he's a massive, 31 00:00:53,807 --> 00:00:56,340 fuckin' bellend. 32 00:00:58,576 --> 00:01:01,243 I never, ever wanted it to end this way. 33 00:01:03,546 --> 00:01:04,746 [theme music] 34 00:01:04,748 --> 00:01:06,614 I should have a degree in pulling women. 35 00:01:06,616 --> 00:01:09,617 I am a Geordie girl, with a V.I.P. edge. 36 00:01:09,619 --> 00:01:11,518 I'm a natural beauty, real boobs, real hair. 37 00:01:11,520 --> 00:01:14,254 Get me into this house, 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up. 38 00:01:14,256 --> 00:01:16,422 I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 39 00:01:16,424 --> 00:01:18,424 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 40 00:01:18,426 --> 00:01:21,460 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 41 00:01:21,694 --> 00:01:23,661 Geordie Shore, way ay! 42 00:01:23,663 --> 00:01:37,374 ¶ 43 00:01:37,376 --> 00:01:39,776 I can't believe last night. 44 00:01:39,778 --> 00:01:41,444 I can. 45 00:01:41,446 --> 00:01:42,812 Me and Gary are just having breakfast, and we just feel so 46 00:01:42,814 --> 00:01:45,214 bad about what happened last night. 47 00:01:45,216 --> 00:01:46,615 Mitch was an absolute prick. 48 00:01:46,617 --> 00:01:48,083 I can't believe how much he actually upset Charlotte 49 00:01:48,085 --> 00:01:49,784 in the club. 50 00:01:50,152 --> 00:01:52,419 Like, obviously, he was drunk, right, he was absolutely mortal. 51 00:01:52,421 --> 00:01:54,320 Ok, that is not an excuse to fuck with anyone. 52 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:57,389 He started calling everyone fucking idiots, so I called 53 00:01:57,391 --> 00:01:59,457 him an old coots. 54 00:01:59,459 --> 00:01:59,457 That fucker. 55 00:01:59,459 --> 00:02:02,393 Honestly, at one point I was going to fuck him up. 56 00:02:02,395 --> 00:02:04,361 Apparently, that relationship is getting one-sided. 57 00:02:04,363 --> 00:02:06,296 Charlotte's came all the way to London, all he's gotta do is 58 00:02:06,298 --> 00:02:08,765 be nice, and he can't even do that. 59 00:02:08,767 --> 00:02:11,734 I can't believe that she chosen him over us. 60 00:02:12,235 --> 00:02:14,502 I know Charlotte would be gutted about what happened last night, 61 00:02:14,504 --> 00:02:17,071 and I just hope that she does come back, explains to us what 62 00:02:17,073 --> 00:02:19,606 went on, and then we can move on. 63 00:02:19,608 --> 00:02:22,609 ¶ 64 00:02:22,611 --> 00:02:24,577 Me and Mitch are in the park, and I'm still angry about what 65 00:02:24,579 --> 00:02:26,111 happened last night. 66 00:02:26,113 --> 00:02:28,246 Mitch, you do realize how drunk you were. 67 00:02:28,248 --> 00:02:29,313 No, I weren't that drunk. 68 00:02:29,315 --> 00:02:30,514 Yeah, you were. 69 00:02:30,516 --> 00:02:31,448 [laughing] 70 00:02:31,450 --> 00:02:32,649 No way. 71 00:02:32,651 --> 00:02:34,083 Mitch, I couldn't even calm you down. 72 00:02:34,085 --> 00:02:36,285 Like, you were flinging us around like a yo-yo. 73 00:02:36,287 --> 00:02:39,054 But what makes it worse, is Mitch can't remember anything. 74 00:02:39,056 --> 00:02:41,556 One minute, you're saying you loved us, and the next minute 75 00:02:41,558 --> 00:02:44,225 you're saying you didn't want to be anywhere near us. 76 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:46,493 Everyone is gonna probably hate Mitch now, and not want us 77 00:02:46,495 --> 00:02:47,760 to be with him. 78 00:02:47,762 --> 00:02:49,695 And I just look like a complete mug. 79 00:02:50,496 --> 00:02:51,662 Well, everyone probably thinks I'm a right dickhead, 80 00:02:51,664 --> 00:02:53,463 didn't they? 81 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:54,664 And I think Holly was a bit angry, so I'm drive 82 00:02:54,666 --> 00:02:55,998 and go back there. 83 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:55,998 [birds chirping] 84 00:02:56,000 --> 00:02:55,998 Well, tell Holly I'm sorry, won't ya? 85 00:02:56,000 --> 00:03:00,969 I can't face seeing the others yet, I need to go home and 86 00:03:00,971 --> 00:03:02,971 I'll see them back at the house. 87 00:03:02,973 --> 00:03:04,238 I need to prepare what I'm going to say and really 88 00:03:04,240 --> 00:03:06,440 think about things. 89 00:03:06,442 --> 00:03:07,474 'Cause I love ya. 90 00:03:07,476 --> 00:03:09,175 I'm glad. 91 00:03:09,177 --> 00:03:10,376 I'm glad your love is mine. 92 00:03:10,378 --> 00:03:10,376 ¶ 93 00:03:10,378 --> 00:03:14,313 After everything that happened last night, I forget that we now 94 00:03:14,315 --> 00:03:16,048 have to go rock jumping. 95 00:03:16,050 --> 00:03:18,183 I don't understand why anyone would want to go the top of the 96 00:03:18,185 --> 00:03:20,285 building, and walk down it. 97 00:03:20,287 --> 00:03:22,153 That's just fuckin' plain stupid. 98 00:03:22,155 --> 00:03:24,288 This is 47 meters of tower. 99 00:03:24,290 --> 00:03:25,422 Here, watch Colin do a demo. 100 00:03:25,424 --> 00:03:26,389 Oh, yeah. 101 00:03:26,391 --> 00:03:27,656 Oh God, oh God, oh! 102 00:03:27,658 --> 00:03:28,323 Oh my God! 103 00:03:28,325 --> 00:03:29,223 [screaming] 104 00:03:29,225 --> 00:03:30,224 No way! 105 00:03:30,226 --> 00:03:31,258 [screaming] 106 00:03:31,260 --> 00:03:32,359 Oh my gosh! 107 00:03:32,361 --> 00:03:33,293 That looks unreal! 108 00:03:33,295 --> 00:03:34,260 That looks so good! 109 00:03:34,262 --> 00:03:35,160 [laughing] 110 00:03:35,162 --> 00:03:35,160 That guy's going no! 111 00:03:35,162 --> 00:03:35,160 Rock jumping is my bucket list. 112 00:03:35,162 --> 00:03:39,030 I'm gonna show everyone how it's done, and dive down this 113 00:03:39,032 --> 00:03:41,032 building like a fuckin' swan. 114 00:03:41,034 --> 00:03:42,633 You feeling sick looking up at this? 115 00:03:42,635 --> 00:03:42,633 Ah. 116 00:03:42,635 --> 00:03:42,633 Ah, man, I can't do that one. 117 00:03:42,635 --> 00:03:46,570 There's no chance I'm doing this rock jumping. 118 00:03:46,572 --> 00:03:49,506 I'd be sick all over meself, and whoever was below us. 119 00:03:49,508 --> 00:03:52,542 Holly's not doing it either, 'cause she hates everything. 120 00:03:52,544 --> 00:03:55,211 Oh my God, it's so high! 121 00:03:55,213 --> 00:03:56,779 I cannot wait to hurl meself over the edge. 122 00:03:56,781 --> 00:03:59,715 Gaz, on the other hand, looks like he's gonna fuckin' cry. 123 00:04:00,016 --> 00:04:01,950 Don't worry, kid, we'll paint your nails later. 124 00:04:01,952 --> 00:04:03,418 ¶ 125 00:04:03,420 --> 00:04:05,186 I can't watch, I honestly can't watch! 126 00:04:05,188 --> 00:04:06,687 Going down! 127 00:04:06,689 --> 00:04:07,921 I'm running down a wall, for fuck's sake, and it 128 00:04:07,923 --> 00:04:09,255 feels fucking mint! 129 00:04:09,257 --> 00:04:10,556 Woo! 130 00:04:10,558 --> 00:04:14,192 Oh my God! 131 00:04:14,194 --> 00:04:15,193 Let's do it, man, let's do it. 132 00:04:15,195 --> 00:04:15,927 Nah, nah, nah, nah. 133 00:04:15,929 --> 00:04:18,029 Come on! 134 00:04:18,031 --> 00:04:19,597 Go on, Gary! 135 00:04:19,599 --> 00:04:21,432 [laughing] 136 00:04:21,434 --> 00:04:22,733 ¶ 137 00:04:22,735 --> 00:04:24,668 Oh my God! 138 00:04:24,670 --> 00:04:26,436 Shit, Scott's done it. 139 00:04:26,438 --> 00:04:27,603 Gary's done it. 140 00:04:27,605 --> 00:04:29,271 There's no way I can't do it now. 141 00:04:29,273 --> 00:04:31,506 You got it, Marnie! 142 00:04:31,940 --> 00:04:34,341 I'm just hanging here, like a puppet, 143 00:04:34,343 --> 00:04:35,642 looking like a fuckin' twat. 144 00:04:35,644 --> 00:04:37,377 This is sweet! 145 00:04:37,379 --> 00:04:39,212 [laughing] 146 00:04:39,214 --> 00:04:42,582 Thank fuck the rock jumping's over, and now I just hope that 147 00:04:42,584 --> 00:04:43,649 when we get back to the house, that Charlotte's gonna be 148 00:04:43,651 --> 00:04:45,517 there waiting for us. 149 00:04:45,519 --> 00:04:49,721 ¶ 150 00:04:49,723 --> 00:04:51,989 I'm on me way back to Newcastle, and I'm so worried about 151 00:04:51,991 --> 00:04:53,156 seeing the others. 152 00:04:53,158 --> 00:04:54,590 I need to phone me mom. 153 00:04:54,592 --> 00:04:57,526 She knows best, moms always know what to do. 154 00:04:57,528 --> 00:04:59,628 Everyone back at the house is going to be talking about it. 155 00:04:59,630 --> 00:05:01,429 Saying that he's an asshole. 156 00:05:01,431 --> 00:05:03,697 I just, I don't, I can't be bothered. 157 00:05:03,699 --> 00:05:07,200 It's going to be made into such a big deal. 158 00:05:07,202 --> 00:05:07,200 [sniffling] 159 00:05:07,202 --> 00:05:09,402 I hope, more than anything, Holly forgives us 160 00:05:09,404 --> 00:05:09,402 and she understands. 161 00:05:09,404 --> 00:05:12,671 Because I don't want her to be mad at us, and I definitely 162 00:05:12,673 --> 00:05:16,174 don't want her to think that I chose Mitch over her. 163 00:05:16,176 --> 00:05:18,643 Holly's already said stuff, mom. 164 00:05:18,645 --> 00:05:20,544 And now I've gotta go meet them and they're all gonna be like, 165 00:05:20,546 --> 00:05:23,013 I hate him, and I don't really want to hate them. 166 00:05:23,015 --> 00:05:24,681 ¶ 167 00:05:24,683 --> 00:05:27,050 Me mom's reassuring us, and that's gonna be fine when I go 168 00:05:27,052 --> 00:05:28,484 back and see the others. 169 00:05:28,486 --> 00:05:31,720 I just hope she's right. 170 00:05:31,722 --> 00:05:33,521 [footsteps] 171 00:05:33,523 --> 00:05:41,362 ¶ 172 00:05:41,364 --> 00:05:43,697 I'm on the settee, and I can hear the car pulling up, 173 00:05:43,699 --> 00:05:46,499 and I'm literally so nervous. 174 00:05:46,501 --> 00:05:53,204 ¶ 175 00:05:53,206 --> 00:05:54,271 They walk in and they come straight over to us, 176 00:05:54,273 --> 00:05:55,639 and give us a hug. 177 00:05:55,641 --> 00:05:58,375 And I don't know why I was ever so scared. 178 00:05:58,377 --> 00:05:59,442 Oh, Char, I love you. 179 00:05:59,444 --> 00:06:01,210 Oh, shit. 180 00:06:01,212 --> 00:06:02,411 Are you all right? 181 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:02,411 Thank God Charlotte's there. 182 00:06:02,413 --> 00:06:06,248 I know that she's really upset, but at the end of the day, her 183 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:08,416 boyfriend acted like a dick, and all I was trying to 184 00:06:08,418 --> 00:06:10,151 do was protect her. 185 00:06:10,153 --> 00:06:10,985 [crying] 186 00:06:10,987 --> 00:06:10,985 I'm sorry. 187 00:06:10,987 --> 00:06:12,386 It's all right, it's all right. 188 00:06:12,388 --> 00:06:13,453 I'm sorry. 189 00:06:17,491 --> 00:06:17,490 It's always hard for me, watching Charlotte cry, 'cause 190 00:06:17,492 --> 00:06:21,260 it used to be me making her cry, but I could make it okay. 191 00:06:21,262 --> 00:06:24,162 When someone else is making her cry, it kills us. 192 00:06:24,164 --> 00:06:25,630 Like, I know what he did was bad, and I'm not making up 193 00:06:25,632 --> 00:06:28,499 any excuses for him, 'cause he was just an idiot. 194 00:06:28,501 --> 00:06:31,935 But, I just don't want youse all to hate him. 195 00:06:31,937 --> 00:06:31,935 [crying] 196 00:06:31,937 --> 00:06:34,671 The last thing I want is for them all to think bad of me 197 00:06:34,673 --> 00:06:37,373 relationship, 'cause I do really love Mitch. 198 00:06:37,375 --> 00:06:41,176 And I really wish things had gone differently. 199 00:06:41,178 --> 00:06:43,311 ¶ 200 00:06:43,313 --> 00:06:44,612 [phone ringing] 201 00:06:44,614 --> 00:06:46,013 Oh, God. 202 00:06:46,015 --> 00:06:47,047 Hello? 203 00:06:47,049 --> 00:06:47,914 Hi, Holly. 204 00:06:47,916 --> 00:06:49,282 Hi, Anna! 205 00:06:49,284 --> 00:06:50,950 I've got a job for you. 206 00:06:50,952 --> 00:06:51,984 So Anna's rang, and she's telling us we gotta work at 207 00:06:51,986 --> 00:06:55,921 the Bucking Bronco, and I hate her. 208 00:06:55,923 --> 00:06:57,722 [laughing] 209 00:06:57,724 --> 00:06:59,323 You gotta work with anyone? 210 00:06:59,325 --> 00:07:00,290 [laughing] 211 00:07:00,292 --> 00:07:01,257 You. 212 00:07:01,259 --> 00:07:02,291 No! 213 00:07:02,293 --> 00:07:03,125 You. 214 00:07:03,127 --> 00:07:04,159 [laughing] 215 00:07:04,161 --> 00:07:04,159 Ahh! 216 00:07:04,161 --> 00:07:07,028 Anna calls and says me, Holly, and Gary are at work. 217 00:07:07,030 --> 00:07:09,263 I just hope that Mitch isn't brought up, because I can't be 218 00:07:09,265 --> 00:07:12,332 bothered to fight in his corner any more than I already have. 219 00:07:12,334 --> 00:07:14,567 ¶ 220 00:07:18,071 --> 00:07:20,005 Lately, I've been rushing to drink, so tonight I'm gonna stop 221 00:07:20,007 --> 00:07:21,606 in, and watch The Notebook. 222 00:07:21,608 --> 00:07:23,074 Ok, I'll do what you do. 223 00:07:23,076 --> 00:07:24,308 I'll, I'll try and pull someone. 224 00:07:29,013 --> 00:07:30,247 [laughing] 225 00:07:30,249 --> 00:07:31,581 ¶ 226 00:07:31,583 --> 00:07:34,116 I do like Scott, he is a nice lad, but he doesn't even 227 00:07:34,118 --> 00:07:35,317 know where his head's at. 228 00:07:35,319 --> 00:07:36,985 So how am I supposed to know? 229 00:07:36,987 --> 00:07:38,119 ¶ 230 00:07:38,121 --> 00:07:39,587 Goodbye, everyone! 231 00:07:39,589 --> 00:07:41,488 [arcade game noises] 232 00:07:41,490 --> 00:07:47,493 ¶ 233 00:07:47,495 --> 00:07:54,232 [dance club music] 234 00:07:54,234 --> 00:07:56,334 I pick the perfect job, helping the girls get their leg over 235 00:07:56,336 --> 00:07:57,802 the bucking bronco. 236 00:07:57,804 --> 00:07:59,036 So in other words, I'm just looking at their 237 00:07:59,038 --> 00:07:59,736 fuckin' knickers. 238 00:07:59,738 --> 00:08:01,070 Weasel. 239 00:08:01,072 --> 00:08:10,245 [dance club music] 240 00:08:12,548 --> 00:08:14,015 I know for a fact, it's killing Charlotte about what happened 241 00:08:14,017 --> 00:08:14,015 last night with Mitch. 242 00:08:14,017 --> 00:08:14,015 I am still gonna be there for her, and I just want to make 243 00:08:14,017 --> 00:08:19,120 sure that her and Mitch are actually okay. 244 00:08:24,359 --> 00:08:26,626 Gary's telling us that he didn't like seeing us upset, but that's 245 00:08:26,628 --> 00:08:28,494 just rich coming from Gary. 246 00:08:28,496 --> 00:08:32,531 He made us like that for two years, and he was an ass then. 247 00:08:37,469 --> 00:08:39,136 I know Gary will be loving this. 248 00:08:39,138 --> 00:08:41,404 He's loving the fact that me boyfriend treats us bad. 249 00:08:41,406 --> 00:08:41,404 I hate it. 250 00:08:41,406 --> 00:08:45,007 If anyone, I wanted to prove to Gary that I was fine, 251 00:08:45,009 --> 00:08:47,209 I was happy now, I was totally over him. 252 00:08:47,211 --> 00:08:54,248 ¶ 253 00:08:54,250 --> 00:08:55,515 So me and James get to Tup Tup. 254 00:08:55,517 --> 00:08:57,583 I'm just fuckin' buzzing that I'm not at work. 255 00:08:57,585 --> 00:08:58,984 ¶ 256 00:09:05,423 --> 00:09:07,357 James telling us that he's surprised I didn't stay home 257 00:09:07,359 --> 00:09:10,326 with Scott, but Scott wouldn't do that for me. 258 00:09:15,331 --> 00:09:17,264 [dance club music] 259 00:09:20,601 --> 00:09:23,336 I still don't know what's going on between Scott and Marnie, 260 00:09:23,338 --> 00:09:25,338 'cause one minute they're both saying they like each other, 261 00:09:25,340 --> 00:09:26,405 and the next they're saying they want to get on 262 00:09:26,407 --> 00:09:27,739 with other people. 263 00:09:27,741 --> 00:09:29,474 I've had enough of it. 264 00:09:29,476 --> 00:09:33,678 [dance club music] 265 00:09:33,680 --> 00:09:35,179 We're still at work, and I can hear Holly and Gary 266 00:09:35,181 --> 00:09:36,980 talking about Mitch. 267 00:09:36,982 --> 00:09:39,315 I'm standing right here. 268 00:09:44,287 --> 00:09:44,286 Yes, yes. 269 00:09:44,288 --> 00:09:44,286 I feel like Charlotte's put a lot of pressure on herself with 270 00:09:44,288 --> 00:09:49,691 Mitch, because she wanted everything to go so perfectly. 271 00:09:49,693 --> 00:09:51,959 But, he shouldn't have went on like a dick, and that's not what 272 00:09:51,961 --> 00:09:54,361 I wanna see for my best friend. 273 00:09:59,966 --> 00:10:01,499 For fuck's sake, I've had enough of this! 274 00:10:01,501 --> 00:10:04,134 Everyone's acted like a drunken dickhead before, why are they 275 00:10:04,136 --> 00:10:07,103 still slacking off Mitch? 276 00:10:11,474 --> 00:10:11,473 Thankfully, work's done. 277 00:10:11,475 --> 00:10:14,709 Now, it's time to hit Tup Tup and have a good night. 278 00:10:14,711 --> 00:10:20,347 ¶ 279 00:10:20,349 --> 00:10:22,682 Everyone's here now, so it's time to get mortal, 280 00:10:22,684 --> 00:10:25,985 and have a fuckin' mint night. 281 00:10:29,689 --> 00:10:30,989 ¶ 282 00:10:30,991 --> 00:10:32,490 We're in the club, and me mind's on Mitch. 283 00:10:32,492 --> 00:10:34,158 Me head's not in this. 284 00:10:34,160 --> 00:10:37,161 I just can't stop thinking about anything else. 285 00:10:43,467 --> 00:10:43,466 I honestly didn't think Charlotte would come back, after 286 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:43,466 what happened with her and Mitch, but I'm pleased she did. 287 00:10:43,468 --> 00:10:48,337 I just hope she doesn't beat herself up over it. 288 00:10:59,181 --> 00:11:00,414 Holly's still talking about Mitch, 289 00:11:00,416 --> 00:11:02,249 and I can't deal with this. 290 00:11:02,251 --> 00:11:04,150 I can't stay here when everyone's slacking off me 291 00:11:04,152 --> 00:11:07,419 boyfriend, and I know they're not gonna stop. 292 00:11:12,724 --> 00:11:17,394 ¶ 293 00:11:17,396 --> 00:11:20,096 I can't stay in this house, with everyone saying horrible things 294 00:11:20,098 --> 00:11:22,498 about him, it just kills us. 295 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:22,498 [sniffling] 296 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:25,567 I don't want to be the girl who's got a horrible boyfriend, 297 00:11:25,569 --> 00:11:28,202 and I don't want to be the girl who has to sit there and listen 298 00:11:28,204 --> 00:11:31,538 to them, and know they're all talking about us behind me back. 299 00:11:31,540 --> 00:11:41,648 ¶ 300 00:11:41,650 --> 00:11:48,654 ¶ 301 00:11:48,656 --> 00:11:51,023 I feel so torn between everyone in the 302 00:11:51,025 --> 00:11:53,158 Geordie Shore house and Mitch. 303 00:11:53,160 --> 00:11:55,727 I don't want to leave them all, but I just can't have them talk 304 00:11:55,729 --> 00:11:59,630 about someone who I care about so much in bad ways. 305 00:11:59,632 --> 00:12:03,533 ¶ 306 00:12:03,535 --> 00:12:08,137 [dance club music] 307 00:12:08,139 --> 00:12:09,972 Where's Charlotte gone? 308 00:12:09,974 --> 00:12:11,239 Looking around, I can't see Charlotte. 309 00:12:11,241 --> 00:12:14,141 She's literally just disappeared from the club. 310 00:12:15,409 --> 00:12:17,576 So Marnie comes over, and she's telling me that Charlotte's 311 00:12:17,578 --> 00:12:19,744 still really upset, because she thinks that everyone's 312 00:12:19,746 --> 00:12:21,579 still slacking off Mitch. 313 00:12:32,623 --> 00:12:35,191 And then I start to feel like maybe I've said something to 314 00:12:35,193 --> 00:12:38,561 upset her, and I just hope that's not the case. 315 00:12:43,066 --> 00:12:45,000 Fuck this, we need to get back to the house, 316 00:12:45,002 --> 00:12:46,301 and find out what's going on. 317 00:12:46,303 --> 00:12:53,507 ¶ 318 00:12:53,509 --> 00:12:55,075 I don't know whether I can ever come back to the 319 00:12:55,077 --> 00:12:56,643 Geordie Shore house. 320 00:12:56,645 --> 00:12:59,612 I'm writing the note because I want, more than anyone, 321 00:12:59,614 --> 00:13:02,348 Holly to know that I haven't left her by herself. 322 00:13:02,350 --> 00:13:05,217 'Cause I feel so guilty for having to go, and I just 323 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,352 hope she understands. 324 00:13:07,354 --> 00:13:18,228 ¶ 325 00:13:18,230 --> 00:13:20,663 I finally thought I was happy. 326 00:13:20,665 --> 00:13:23,365 The last thing I want is for them all to hate me, 327 00:13:23,367 --> 00:13:26,267 and I really wish things had gone differently. 328 00:13:26,269 --> 00:13:31,738 ¶ 329 00:13:31,740 --> 00:13:33,339 We need to get back to the house, and find out 330 00:13:33,341 --> 00:13:35,074 what's going on. 331 00:13:35,076 --> 00:13:37,176 Why would she just, like, we're at a club, and not tell any 332 00:13:37,178 --> 00:13:39,644 of us where she's going? 333 00:13:42,280 --> 00:13:53,156 ¶ 334 00:13:53,158 --> 00:13:59,328 I get back to the house, and there's this letter. 335 00:13:59,629 --> 00:14:00,362 Oh, no. 336 00:14:00,364 --> 00:14:01,296 Oh, no. 337 00:14:01,298 --> 00:14:02,630 No, no, no, no, no. 338 00:14:02,632 --> 00:14:06,500 [crying and sniffling] 339 00:14:06,502 --> 00:14:07,968 What's wrong? 340 00:14:07,970 --> 00:14:10,437 [crying and sniffling] 341 00:14:10,439 --> 00:14:12,672 [inaudible] 342 00:14:12,674 --> 00:14:16,676 She's gone [crying and sniffling]. 343 00:14:21,314 --> 00:14:21,313 [sniffling] 344 00:14:21,315 --> 00:14:25,283 No one in that house has a fuckin' clue how devastated 345 00:14:25,285 --> 00:14:26,484 me and Holly is. 346 00:14:26,486 --> 00:14:29,119 Charlotte, literally, is my soul mate. 347 00:14:29,121 --> 00:14:32,922 For her to leave, I'm terribly lost. 348 00:14:32,924 --> 00:14:35,057 Holly, you are my best friend, and please don't think 349 00:14:35,059 --> 00:14:36,458 I'm choosin' Mitch. 350 00:14:36,460 --> 00:14:39,093 I just need to go to be with him. 351 00:14:39,095 --> 00:14:43,230 I feel like, [sniffling] like, I'm partly responsible for it. 352 00:14:43,232 --> 00:14:46,032 I just can't believe she's just gone. 353 00:14:46,034 --> 00:14:48,167 Where's Scott, did he not try and stop her? 354 00:14:48,169 --> 00:14:50,135 Scott's probably asleep in there. 355 00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:50,135 ¶ 356 00:14:50,137 --> 00:14:53,204 I can't believe Charlotte's actually left. 357 00:14:53,206 --> 00:14:54,705 Scott was in the house when she was leaving, and if he 358 00:14:54,707 --> 00:14:57,507 was awake, he maybe could've stopped her. 359 00:14:57,509 --> 00:15:02,211 ¶ 360 00:15:05,315 --> 00:15:05,314 ¶ 361 00:15:05,316 --> 00:15:08,283 I feel like Charlotte loves Mitch so much. 362 00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:10,418 I am being selfish, wanting her to be there, 363 00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:12,019 but she's my best friend. 364 00:15:12,021 --> 00:15:14,454 I feel completely heartbroken. 365 00:15:14,456 --> 00:15:18,090 ¶ 366 00:15:18,092 --> 00:15:19,424 It does go through my head. 367 00:15:19,426 --> 00:15:21,058 What if I got with Charlotte? 368 00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,259 What if I could have made her the happiest girl 369 00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:24,561 in the fuckin' world? 370 00:15:24,995 --> 00:15:27,229 It keeps replaying over and over in my head. 371 00:15:27,231 --> 00:15:29,331 What if? 372 00:15:29,333 --> 00:15:34,202 [crying and sniffling] 373 00:15:34,204 --> 00:15:41,408 ¶ 374 00:15:41,410 --> 00:15:44,110 So I've woken up in this massive room this morning, 375 00:15:44,112 --> 00:15:47,213 and I'm completely by myself, and Charlotte's not here, 376 00:15:47,215 --> 00:15:49,148 and I'm just absolutely gutted. 377 00:15:49,150 --> 00:15:50,315 She just disappeared? 378 00:15:50,317 --> 00:15:52,517 We came back and she just left a note. 379 00:15:52,519 --> 00:15:54,285 She just disappeared. 380 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:54,285 Mm hmm. 381 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:57,454 So Marnie's woke us up, and tells us Charlotte's left. 382 00:15:57,456 --> 00:15:59,422 I'm must have been flat asleep, because if I'd had woke up, 383 00:15:59,424 --> 00:16:01,391 I would've stopped her. 384 00:16:01,393 --> 00:16:04,293 I still can't believe that last night Charlotte left, and now, 385 00:16:04,295 --> 00:16:06,528 it's just the five of us. 386 00:16:06,530 --> 00:16:09,697 Oh, fuckin' hell. 387 00:16:10,131 --> 00:16:11,197 Cock? 388 00:16:11,199 --> 00:16:12,998 Just feeding the chickens. 389 00:16:13,000 --> 00:16:16,001 I feel like Rachel and Elizabeth are really, really sad right 390 00:16:16,003 --> 00:16:17,569 now, because, they're looking around for Charlotte, 391 00:16:17,571 --> 00:16:19,470 and I can tell that they miss her. 392 00:16:19,472 --> 00:16:19,470 I don't know how much I'm supposed to feed them or 393 00:16:19,472 --> 00:16:23,740 anything, she didn't leave me any guiii, guidelines. 394 00:16:23,742 --> 00:16:26,976 It's only two days left, we tryin' to end it on a high, 395 00:16:26,978 --> 00:16:27,776 do you know what I mean? 396 00:16:27,778 --> 00:16:28,610 We'll try. 397 00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:29,577 Yeah. 398 00:16:29,579 --> 00:16:31,011 Make the most of it. 399 00:16:31,013 --> 00:16:36,515 ¶ 400 00:16:36,517 --> 00:16:38,550 Marnie still hasn't had the chance to meet Kate, 401 00:16:38,552 --> 00:16:40,518 so we're all gonna go to the beach together. 402 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:42,453 A little double date. 403 00:16:48,192 --> 00:16:49,492 [laughing] 404 00:16:49,494 --> 00:16:51,126 Awww, that's, that's good, a double date. 405 00:16:51,128 --> 00:16:52,360 Aye, I've got a little double date. 406 00:16:52,362 --> 00:16:54,095 Aww, I'm happy, I'm excited to meet her! 407 00:16:54,097 --> 00:16:56,530 So James is trying to call this a double date. 408 00:16:56,532 --> 00:16:57,797 Hold on a minute, mate, not everyone's got a ball and 409 00:16:57,799 --> 00:16:59,064 chain around their fuckin' ankle, like you do. 410 00:16:59,066 --> 00:17:07,605 ¶ 411 00:17:07,607 --> 00:17:08,539 Hi! 412 00:17:08,541 --> 00:17:10,140 Hello, hi. 413 00:17:10,142 --> 00:17:12,609 [ocean waves] 414 00:17:12,611 --> 00:17:13,576 We got a little couple's day out, now. 415 00:17:13,578 --> 00:17:16,111 [laughing] 416 00:17:16,679 --> 00:17:22,316 ¶ 417 00:17:22,318 --> 00:17:23,650 So me and Kate are absolutely smashing 418 00:17:23,652 --> 00:17:26,019 Scott and Marnie at volleyball. 419 00:17:26,021 --> 00:17:28,721 Guess who's the new dream team, bosh! 420 00:17:28,723 --> 00:17:33,358 ¶ 421 00:17:49,474 --> 00:17:51,141 So, are you gonna pull tonight, or not? 422 00:17:51,143 --> 00:17:52,642 Nah. 423 00:17:52,644 --> 00:17:56,045 I do feel like if Scott doesn't pull a girl tonight, 424 00:17:56,047 --> 00:17:57,980 I might put out. 425 00:17:57,982 --> 00:17:59,681 Will you rub some aloe on me back, please? 426 00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:03,217 I'll do, I'll, I'll put oil on you in bed. 427 00:18:03,219 --> 00:18:03,217 Lube [laughing]. 428 00:18:03,219 --> 00:18:06,987 So Marnie's asking me to give her a massage on the beach. 429 00:18:06,989 --> 00:18:08,421 Knowing how good I am, I'll probably make her squirt 430 00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:10,055 all over the fuckin' shore. 431 00:18:10,057 --> 00:18:10,922 All over. 432 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:10,922 That's too much! 433 00:18:10,924 --> 00:18:13,157 It's not, Marnie, are you all right? 434 00:18:13,159 --> 00:18:15,092 That feels really nice, though. 435 00:18:15,094 --> 00:18:16,460 Ah, ah, it's all over you, Marnie. 436 00:18:16,462 --> 00:18:17,594 No, it feels nice. 437 00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:19,028 [laughing] 438 00:18:19,030 --> 00:18:19,962 [kissing] 439 00:18:19,964 --> 00:18:22,431 [laughing] 440 00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:23,398 Fuck! 441 00:18:23,400 --> 00:18:25,233 [laughing] 442 00:18:25,235 --> 00:18:37,177 ¶ 443 00:18:37,179 --> 00:18:40,046 Lads, I need your help tonight. 444 00:18:40,048 --> 00:18:42,181 Tonight, I want Scott all to meself, so I'm gonna ask 445 00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:43,982 James and Gary to help us. 446 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:46,017 It's operation, win my Marnie. 447 00:18:46,019 --> 00:18:47,251 I don't want Scott to pull. 448 00:18:47,253 --> 00:18:48,018 Right. 449 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:48,018 Ooh! 450 00:18:48,020 --> 00:18:51,154 And I've got, I've got a feeling he's goon to. 451 00:18:51,156 --> 00:18:52,288 Gary, you should just talk to every single girl 452 00:18:52,290 --> 00:18:53,555 he tries to, like, pull. 453 00:18:53,557 --> 00:18:54,756 I'll cockblock 'em. 454 00:18:54,758 --> 00:18:56,390 Cockblock the fuck out of him. 455 00:18:56,392 --> 00:18:57,657 That's just what I want to do on my night out. 456 00:18:57,659 --> 00:18:59,492 Dedicate it to Marnie and Scott. 457 00:18:59,494 --> 00:19:01,193 Do you think I should just tell him how, like, amazing I am, 458 00:19:01,195 --> 00:19:02,994 and how much better I am than these girls he's pulling. 459 00:19:02,996 --> 00:19:06,030 I do that anyway, wouldn't I, Marnie? 460 00:19:06,032 --> 00:19:08,465 So Gaz is gonna cockblock, and I'm gonna big Marnie 461 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:10,400 up to Scott. 462 00:19:10,402 --> 00:19:12,268 Like, I think I might put out before we leave the house. 463 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:12,268 Aye? 464 00:19:12,270 --> 00:19:14,203 That's if, that's if he doesn't pull. 465 00:19:14,205 --> 00:19:14,203 Fuckin' hell. 466 00:19:14,205 --> 00:19:16,572 So all of his hard work might pay off? 467 00:19:16,574 --> 00:19:16,572 Right, it might all pay off. 468 00:19:16,574 --> 00:19:20,442 Because I do like Scott, still, and if he doesn't pull tonight, 469 00:19:20,444 --> 00:19:22,410 I might put out. 470 00:19:22,412 --> 00:19:24,311 ¶ 471 00:19:24,313 --> 00:19:25,111 Yay! 472 00:19:25,113 --> 00:19:26,545 [laughing] 473 00:19:26,547 --> 00:19:29,381 ¶ 474 00:19:29,383 --> 00:19:30,248 Aww! 475 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:30,248 Wooo! 476 00:19:30,250 --> 00:19:33,517 So, we're playing beer pong, but instead of beer, 477 00:19:33,519 --> 00:19:34,951 we're using tequila. 478 00:19:34,953 --> 00:19:37,253 This is gonna only end up one way. 479 00:19:37,255 --> 00:19:38,721 Fuckin' mortal. 480 00:19:38,723 --> 00:19:43,125 ¶ 481 00:19:43,127 --> 00:19:45,293 Tonight, we're hitting Bijoux, and I know that Charlotte's not 482 00:19:45,295 --> 00:19:48,029 there, but she would want me to have fun, get mortal, 483 00:19:48,031 --> 00:19:51,298 and have a good time for her. 484 00:19:51,300 --> 00:19:55,669 [dance club music] 485 00:20:00,141 --> 00:20:02,008 If somebody had told me that it would just be me and Marnie left 486 00:20:02,010 --> 00:20:05,144 at the end, I would've told 'em to go and fuck themselves. 487 00:20:05,146 --> 00:20:08,247 ¶ 488 00:20:08,249 --> 00:20:10,115 Right, it's time to get operation wingman 489 00:20:10,117 --> 00:20:12,383 Marnie in action. 490 00:20:16,988 --> 00:20:20,323 [dance club music] 491 00:20:21,191 --> 00:20:23,058 So everyone's bangin' on about me and Marnie. 492 00:20:23,060 --> 00:20:24,526 It's fuckin' scrambling me brain. 493 00:20:24,528 --> 00:20:27,095 I just wanna get smashed and see what happens. 494 00:20:27,097 --> 00:20:31,466 ¶ 495 00:20:36,538 --> 00:20:38,338 So, I'm talking to Gary, and we both agreed that the 496 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:38,338 plan is going well. 497 00:20:38,340 --> 00:20:42,675 Scott isn't talking to girls, so so far, so good. 498 00:20:42,677 --> 00:20:51,583 [dance club music] 499 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:58,756 This wingman thing is never gonna work, 'cause Scott is 500 00:20:58,758 --> 00:21:01,225 scared about admittin' he likes Marnie. 501 00:21:01,227 --> 00:21:04,194 He just wanna used the lad title, and not gonna pull. 502 00:21:10,367 --> 00:21:12,701 [dance club music] 503 00:21:12,703 --> 00:21:15,136 So Scott's talking to girls, which means that James and Gary 504 00:21:15,138 --> 00:21:15,136 have failed miserably. 505 00:21:15,138 --> 00:21:18,038 Looks like me and Holly are gonna have to get involved, 506 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:21,041 and do all the cockblocking ourselves. 507 00:21:21,043 --> 00:21:22,742 [inaudible] 508 00:21:22,744 --> 00:21:29,315 ¶ 509 00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:42,026 I'm still not sure whether shagging Marnie is a good idea, 510 00:21:42,028 --> 00:21:43,594 'cause she'll bladely fall in love with us, and it'll 511 00:21:43,596 --> 00:21:45,529 definitely make things complicated. 512 00:21:45,531 --> 00:21:50,433 ¶ 513 00:21:50,435 --> 00:21:52,735 So the girls have left, and Scott didn't pull anyone. 514 00:21:52,737 --> 00:21:56,338 It looks like operation wingman Marnie was a success. 515 00:21:56,340 --> 00:21:59,074 ¶ 516 00:21:59,076 --> 00:22:01,676 [screaming] 517 00:22:01,678 --> 00:22:08,549 ¶ 518 00:22:08,551 --> 00:22:11,251 [belching] 519 00:22:11,253 --> 00:22:14,287 I've had a good night, I'm absolutely mortal, and I feel 520 00:22:14,289 --> 00:22:17,156 like right now, all I need is me bed. 521 00:22:21,627 --> 00:22:23,127 [laughing] 522 00:22:23,129 --> 00:22:26,296 I need a girl's advice, and the closest thing I've got to 523 00:22:26,298 --> 00:22:29,299 a girlfriend is James. 524 00:22:33,537 --> 00:22:33,536 That's fuckin' weird. 525 00:22:33,538 --> 00:22:36,038 I don't even know how to answer that one, like. 526 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:36,038 [laughing] 527 00:22:36,040 --> 00:22:40,409 Marnie's talking to us like I'm one of her fuckin' girlfriends. 528 00:22:52,721 --> 00:22:55,022 I haven't got a clue what's she talking about, 529 00:22:55,024 --> 00:22:56,590 or what I should say. 530 00:22:56,592 --> 00:22:57,557 ¶ 531 00:22:57,559 --> 00:22:59,258 So Scott didn't pull tonight. 532 00:22:59,260 --> 00:23:00,626 If he can do the same tomorrow night, there'll definitely 533 00:23:00,628 --> 00:23:02,427 be a happy ending. 534 00:23:02,429 --> 00:23:13,504 ¶ 535 00:23:13,506 --> 00:23:15,506 So me and Marnie end up spooning most nights. 536 00:23:15,508 --> 00:23:15,506 Tonight is my last night. 537 00:23:15,508 --> 00:23:18,342 I wonder if she's gonna stop being frigid, and except 538 00:23:18,344 --> 00:23:20,143 the fuckin' length. 539 00:23:20,145 --> 00:23:23,279 ¶ 540 00:23:23,281 --> 00:23:24,713 So tonight is the last night. 541 00:23:24,715 --> 00:23:26,448 We need to look amazing. 542 00:23:26,450 --> 00:23:28,583 So me and Marnie are goin' shopping and get something nice. 543 00:23:28,585 --> 00:23:38,526 ¶ 544 00:23:38,528 --> 00:23:41,462 Like, you do know that the last night's a family night, so. 545 00:23:41,464 --> 00:23:42,563 What's that mean? 546 00:23:42,565 --> 00:23:45,432 Like, the lads can't pull. 547 00:23:45,434 --> 00:23:47,567 The girls can't pull. 548 00:23:47,569 --> 00:23:49,101 I wasn't gonna pull anyway. 549 00:23:49,103 --> 00:23:51,103 You're allowed to pull each other. 550 00:23:51,337 --> 00:23:52,704 So Holly's telling us that it's the last night in the 551 00:23:52,706 --> 00:23:54,072 Geordie Shore house. 552 00:23:54,074 --> 00:23:55,506 Which therefore means it's family night. 553 00:23:55,508 --> 00:23:57,708 I'll stick to that plan, if Scott does as well. 554 00:23:57,710 --> 00:23:58,975 We found stuff. 555 00:23:58,977 --> 00:24:00,142 Yeah, I was gonna get these three. 556 00:24:00,144 --> 00:24:00,142 Nice. 557 00:24:00,144 --> 00:24:02,244 So I've spoke to Marnie about family night, 558 00:24:02,246 --> 00:24:03,979 and she completely gets it. 559 00:24:03,981 --> 00:24:06,181 There's no pulling, and that is final. 560 00:24:06,183 --> 00:24:08,116 I just hope that the boys get it, for once. 561 00:24:08,118 --> 00:24:14,087 ¶ 562 00:24:14,089 --> 00:24:18,290 [doorbell ringing] 563 00:24:18,991 --> 00:24:20,124 Hello! 564 00:24:20,126 --> 00:24:21,625 So it's our last night, and Anna turns up. 565 00:24:21,627 --> 00:24:23,226 She havin' a fuckin' laugh. 566 00:24:23,228 --> 00:24:24,026 Hello. 567 00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:24,026 Hi. 568 00:24:24,028 --> 00:24:27,530 You'll be pleased to know it's the last job of the summer. 569 00:24:27,532 --> 00:24:29,231 Oh, you mean we're working on our last night? 570 00:24:29,233 --> 00:24:33,101 Yes, it's for all three lads, okay? 571 00:24:33,103 --> 00:24:34,368 So Anna's come in, and she's telling us that the boys 572 00:24:34,370 --> 00:24:35,802 have to go to work tonight. 573 00:24:35,804 --> 00:24:37,436 Usually we're all together, as a family, 574 00:24:37,438 --> 00:24:39,137 big massive family night. 575 00:24:39,139 --> 00:24:41,072 And now she just completely fucked it up. 576 00:24:41,074 --> 00:24:43,040 And, you will be wearing these. 577 00:24:43,042 --> 00:24:44,708 It's non-negotiable. 578 00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:44,708 ¶ 579 00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:47,210 Because it is a chance to be taking yourselves. 580 00:24:47,212 --> 00:24:48,110 Oh, get the fuck off? 581 00:24:48,112 --> 00:24:49,010 Is that a thong? 582 00:24:49,012 --> 00:24:50,044 You can wear it in the limo. 583 00:24:50,046 --> 00:24:51,278 You're fuckin' kidding? 584 00:24:51,280 --> 00:24:52,345 It gets worse. 585 00:24:52,347 --> 00:24:54,513 She wants us to wear a thong. 586 00:24:54,515 --> 00:24:56,014 I mean, if she wanted to see me ball sack, 587 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:56,014 she should've just asked. 588 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:59,450 I can't believe Anna would dress 'em like tits, and get him sent 589 00:24:59,452 --> 00:25:01,985 to work, and on our last night. 590 00:25:01,987 --> 00:25:02,986 Bye! 591 00:25:02,988 --> 00:25:03,519 Bye! 592 00:25:03,521 --> 00:25:03,519 Bye! 593 00:25:03,521 --> 00:25:05,754 I was gonna say cheers, Anna, but, eh. 594 00:25:05,756 --> 00:25:07,155 [laughing] 595 00:25:07,157 --> 00:25:12,259 ¶ 596 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:13,293 You wearing yours? 597 00:25:13,295 --> 00:25:15,094 I don't know, will it fit? 598 00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:16,261 It's a medium. 599 00:25:16,263 --> 00:25:16,261 [laughing] 600 00:25:16,263 --> 00:25:19,430 There's no way I'm gonna fit my choad in that tiny thong. 601 00:25:19,432 --> 00:25:21,465 'Cause I'll get donged for packing pure heat. 602 00:25:21,467 --> 00:25:22,566 How are you meant to wear it? 603 00:25:22,568 --> 00:25:24,234 Like this! 604 00:25:24,236 --> 00:25:25,468 [laughing] 605 00:25:25,470 --> 00:25:26,402 All right, ladies. 606 00:25:26,404 --> 00:25:27,970 [inaudible] 607 00:25:27,972 --> 00:25:30,038 I'm wearing this thong, but Scott's being a pussy, and 608 00:25:30,040 --> 00:25:31,506 James' ass is too fat. 609 00:25:31,508 --> 00:25:34,041 Cock [laughing]. 610 00:25:34,043 --> 00:25:36,143 Do you wanna sniff these ones, like you did with Marnie's? 611 00:25:36,145 --> 00:25:37,377 [laughing] 612 00:25:37,379 --> 00:25:37,377 What? 613 00:25:37,379 --> 00:25:39,078 James. 614 00:25:39,080 --> 00:25:39,711 Oops. 615 00:25:39,713 --> 00:25:40,478 [laughing] 616 00:25:40,480 --> 00:25:41,612 What the fuck? 617 00:25:41,614 --> 00:25:43,547 Scott's been sniffing me knickers? 618 00:25:43,549 --> 00:25:45,448 The scruffy twat. 619 00:25:45,649 --> 00:25:46,682 What? 620 00:25:46,684 --> 00:25:48,116 What's happening? 621 00:25:48,118 --> 00:25:51,352 ¶ 622 00:25:51,354 --> 00:25:52,286 To the fuckin' lads! 623 00:25:52,288 --> 00:25:52,286 To the lads! 624 00:25:52,288 --> 00:25:54,755 Me and the lads are pumped up and ready for work tonight. 625 00:25:54,757 --> 00:25:56,690 ¶ 626 00:25:56,692 --> 00:25:58,558 We get there and it's a 25th birthday party, buzzin'. 627 00:25:58,560 --> 00:26:00,960 We need to show these girls a good time. 628 00:26:00,962 --> 00:26:02,094 [cork popping] 629 00:26:02,096 --> 00:26:02,094 [cheering] 630 00:26:02,096 --> 00:26:02,094 It's a birthday, we're gonna get fuckin' smashed, have a good 631 00:26:02,096 --> 00:26:06,131 night, and we're gonna make a cock straight in the face later. 632 00:26:06,133 --> 00:26:08,233 [screaming] 633 00:26:08,235 --> 00:26:09,567 Cheers! 634 00:26:09,569 --> 00:26:11,602 [cheering] 635 00:26:11,604 --> 00:26:15,572 ¶ 636 00:26:15,574 --> 00:26:17,707 Scott didn't pull last night, so tonight is definitely 637 00:26:17,709 --> 00:26:20,175 in with a chance. 638 00:26:23,412 --> 00:26:24,612 [laughing] 639 00:26:24,614 --> 00:26:26,180 So I'm shaving me fanny for Scott. 640 00:26:26,182 --> 00:26:27,681 It's had no attention for ages. 641 00:26:27,683 --> 00:26:30,950 And me mom said, always be prepared. 642 00:26:39,993 --> 00:26:42,494 So Marnie is dry-shaving her fanny, in the room, 643 00:26:42,496 --> 00:26:42,494 right next to me. 644 00:26:42,496 --> 00:26:46,397 And like, I don't think I can really deal with this right now. 645 00:26:46,399 --> 00:26:47,965 What about the bumhole? 646 00:26:47,967 --> 00:26:50,467 [sighs] 647 00:26:54,638 --> 00:26:56,772 So me and Holly are glammed up to the max, our last night. 648 00:26:56,774 --> 00:26:59,241 A shot of tequila, and then we're out the house. 649 00:26:59,742 --> 00:27:08,682 To the last night, and to your shaved fanny not going to waste. 650 00:27:08,684 --> 00:27:11,051 Blaah! 651 00:27:11,053 --> 00:27:13,486 ¶ 652 00:27:13,488 --> 00:27:15,187 This bus has been absolutely fuckin' mental. 653 00:27:15,189 --> 00:27:17,088 This time, these girls hittin' to go, and let the 654 00:27:17,090 --> 00:27:19,056 party games begin. 655 00:27:19,390 --> 00:27:22,358 ¶ 656 00:27:22,360 --> 00:27:32,468 [dance club music] 657 00:27:32,470 --> 00:27:37,539 [dance club music] 658 00:27:37,541 --> 00:27:40,174 Scott and Gaz are now firing ice into each other's mouths. 659 00:27:40,176 --> 00:27:42,176 I think it's time we leave, before they both end up 660 00:27:42,178 --> 00:27:44,945 neckin' on with each other. 661 00:27:44,947 --> 00:27:44,945 ¶ 662 00:27:44,947 --> 00:27:48,014 We've shown these girls an absolute amazing time. 663 00:27:48,016 --> 00:27:50,483 But it's time to get outta these outfits, hit the club. 664 00:27:50,485 --> 00:27:53,018 [screaming] 665 00:27:54,286 --> 00:27:56,253 I think we might be a little bit pissed. 666 00:27:56,520 --> 00:27:58,988 Christ. 667 00:27:58,990 --> 00:28:05,461 ¶ 668 00:28:05,463 --> 00:28:07,930 Me and Marnie are in the club, waiting for the boys to arrive, 669 00:28:07,932 --> 00:28:09,598 so that the family night can begin. 670 00:28:09,600 --> 00:28:14,336 ¶ 671 00:28:25,380 --> 00:28:26,613 I'm so happy that Holly's telling us that I'm part 672 00:28:26,615 --> 00:28:28,348 of the family now. 673 00:28:28,350 --> 00:28:29,982 Because at one time, she never thought she could 674 00:28:29,984 --> 00:28:31,149 see that happening. 675 00:28:31,151 --> 00:28:32,683 But now, I'm over the moon. 676 00:28:32,685 --> 00:28:40,356 [dance club music] 677 00:28:40,358 --> 00:28:41,990 So we finally get to the club. 678 00:28:41,992 --> 00:28:41,990 It's my last night. 679 00:28:41,992 --> 00:28:45,360 It's time to kick off, and get fuckin' mortal. 680 00:28:45,362 --> 00:28:51,498 [dance club music] 681 00:28:51,500 --> 00:28:53,099 So I'm in the club, and Scott's avoiding us, 682 00:28:53,101 --> 00:28:54,300 and I'm dancing on me own. 683 00:28:54,302 --> 00:28:56,001 I don't know what's up. 684 00:28:56,003 --> 00:29:01,539 [dance club music] 685 00:29:01,541 --> 00:29:03,974 So I see Scott, and he's talking to girls. 686 00:29:03,976 --> 00:29:05,909 I fuckin' had enough. 687 00:29:05,911 --> 00:29:13,449 [dance club music] 688 00:29:13,451 --> 00:29:16,285 Marnie, I thought I explained family night to you earlier, 689 00:29:16,287 --> 00:29:18,220 and you just don't seem to be getting it. 690 00:29:18,222 --> 00:29:19,454 Just because Scott's talking to girls, doesn't mean 691 00:29:19,456 --> 00:29:20,955 you have to rise to it. 692 00:29:20,957 --> 00:29:22,690 You just make meself look like a fuckin' mug. 693 00:29:22,692 --> 00:29:27,995 [dance club music] 694 00:29:27,997 --> 00:29:29,930 Just 'cause these birds are all over me, Marnie has got 695 00:29:29,932 --> 00:29:32,399 desperate, and goes and necks on with some other lad. 696 00:29:32,401 --> 00:29:35,435 Craic on, kid, he's nothing compared to me. 697 00:29:47,981 --> 00:29:49,247 [dance club music] 698 00:29:49,249 --> 00:29:50,214 So Scott's kicked off. 699 00:29:50,216 --> 00:29:51,048 Fuckin' hell! 700 00:29:51,050 --> 00:29:52,349 All this, over a girl. 701 00:29:52,351 --> 00:29:54,451 We've never seen this side of Scott before. 702 00:30:07,398 --> 00:30:08,731 Scott hasn't got the brain or the balls to actually pull off 703 00:30:08,733 --> 00:30:10,399 banging Marnie. 704 00:30:10,401 --> 00:30:12,200 It's not happening. 705 00:30:12,202 --> 00:30:14,168 So Marnie is just trying to fuck with me head. 706 00:30:14,170 --> 00:30:16,236 I just don't want to trust her again. 707 00:30:20,541 --> 00:30:24,176 My head is completely battered, so fuck it, I'm off home. 708 00:30:31,717 --> 00:30:38,321 [dance club music] 709 00:30:38,323 --> 00:30:40,756 So Scott's ran away because he saw Marnie kiss another boy. 710 00:30:40,758 --> 00:30:42,090 Like, what the fuck? 711 00:30:42,092 --> 00:30:43,524 Okay, go home to your mommy. 712 00:30:43,526 --> 00:30:48,061 [dance club music] 713 00:30:48,063 --> 00:30:50,229 I look over at Gary, and he's necking on with this girl. 714 00:30:50,231 --> 00:30:52,497 And it starts to sink in that there's nobody left in this 715 00:30:52,499 --> 00:30:54,732 house who actually cares about the family. 716 00:30:54,734 --> 00:30:57,067 And I'm completely alone. 717 00:31:06,577 --> 00:31:09,545 So Gary comes over 'cause I'm crying, and I'm like, what are 718 00:31:09,547 --> 00:31:12,247 you doing, like, you don't actually even want to be here. 719 00:31:12,249 --> 00:31:14,015 You'd rather be over there, neckin' on. 720 00:31:19,487 --> 00:31:19,486 ¶ 721 00:31:19,488 --> 00:31:24,023 This is just a complete fuckin' mess, and all I wanna do 722 00:31:24,025 --> 00:31:26,125 now is just go home. 723 00:31:26,127 --> 00:31:27,292 ¶ 724 00:31:27,294 --> 00:31:28,559 So much for family night. 725 00:31:28,561 --> 00:31:30,961 ¶ 726 00:31:30,963 --> 00:31:32,662 Like, I wanted us to be a family. 727 00:31:32,664 --> 00:31:35,131 I wanted, if, I was gonna get with anyone, 728 00:31:35,133 --> 00:31:36,732 it was going to be Scott. 729 00:31:36,734 --> 00:31:39,501 Then I seen him talking to girls, and I thought, you know, 730 00:31:39,503 --> 00:31:41,236 eh, if Scott's doing it, I'm gonna do it. 731 00:31:41,238 --> 00:31:43,004 And then he fuckin' walks out! 732 00:31:43,006 --> 00:31:45,973 I don't give a fuck about anyone right now! 733 00:31:45,975 --> 00:31:45,973 This isn't a family. 734 00:31:45,975 --> 00:31:50,510 Everyone, seriously, fuckin' do what you're all giving me 735 00:31:50,512 --> 00:31:52,345 a bastard fuckin' headache. 736 00:31:52,347 --> 00:32:00,152 ¶ 737 00:32:00,154 --> 00:32:02,954 So I get home, and all I wanna do is just go straight to bed. 738 00:32:02,956 --> 00:32:06,958 Everyone else in this house is so selfish. 739 00:32:06,960 --> 00:32:10,361 All they care about is pulling, or getting one over on each 740 00:32:10,363 --> 00:32:12,229 other, and that's not what family is. 741 00:32:12,231 --> 00:32:14,631 They actually don't give a fuck. 742 00:32:14,633 --> 00:32:16,566 Holly storms off, Scott's not even here. 743 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:16,566 At least Marnie's a frit. 744 00:32:16,568 --> 00:32:19,302 We get in the hot tub, we're getting pissed, and we're 745 00:32:19,304 --> 00:32:21,570 gonna have a laugh. 746 00:32:23,573 --> 00:32:25,206 Gaz and Marnie are in the hot tub. 747 00:32:25,208 --> 00:32:28,009 Marnie has been saying she's after a bang on her last night, 748 00:32:28,011 --> 00:32:29,276 and Scott's not here. 749 00:32:29,278 --> 00:32:30,710 So Gaz'll have to do. 750 00:32:30,712 --> 00:32:32,611 And we all know he won't say no. 751 00:32:32,613 --> 00:32:34,412 ¶ 752 00:32:34,414 --> 00:32:36,347 When you're smashed, and the girls in underwear, 753 00:32:36,349 --> 00:32:38,816 it is tempting. 754 00:32:38,818 --> 00:32:40,417 Resisting Marnie is one of the fuckin' hardest 755 00:32:40,419 --> 00:32:41,651 things I've ever done. 756 00:32:41,653 --> 00:32:44,619 Everyone knows how much I love girls. 757 00:32:46,321 --> 00:32:47,454 This is so frustratin'. 758 00:32:47,456 --> 00:32:50,023 I know, it's very frustratin'. 759 00:32:50,025 --> 00:32:50,023 I wouldn't do that to Scott. 760 00:32:50,025 --> 00:32:53,026 And even I fuckin' realize how much of a good friend 761 00:32:53,028 --> 00:32:54,594 I actually am. 762 00:32:54,596 --> 00:32:56,162 [water splashing] 763 00:32:56,164 --> 00:33:04,536 ¶ 764 00:33:04,538 --> 00:33:06,738 I'm so hung over this mornin'. 765 00:33:06,740 --> 00:33:09,073 Last night was absolutely terrible. 766 00:33:09,075 --> 00:33:10,641 I was completely on my own. 767 00:33:10,643 --> 00:33:13,610 This whole family night just didn't even exist. 768 00:33:13,612 --> 00:33:15,445 Oh my God, so. 769 00:33:15,447 --> 00:33:17,113 I'm fuckin' ill. 770 00:33:17,115 --> 00:33:19,315 Last night was a total fuckin' disaster. 771 00:33:19,317 --> 00:33:20,749 It wasn't family night, at all. 772 00:33:20,751 --> 00:33:23,585 And still Scott isn't anywhere to be seen. 773 00:33:23,587 --> 00:33:24,686 You were cracking on with some lad, Scott was rooting 774 00:33:24,688 --> 00:33:26,120 up woman pigs. 775 00:33:26,122 --> 00:33:26,120 [laughing] 776 00:33:26,122 --> 00:33:28,622 The only reason I pulled that lad was because he was try, 777 00:33:28,624 --> 00:33:30,557 trying again with the girls. 778 00:33:30,559 --> 00:33:33,293 [inaudible] 779 00:33:33,295 --> 00:33:35,428 So he can just fuck off. 780 00:33:35,430 --> 00:33:36,762 Like, I don't know what the future holds for me 781 00:33:36,764 --> 00:33:37,763 and Scott now. 782 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:37,763 I'm absolutely gutted. 783 00:33:37,765 --> 00:33:41,099 I thought that the last night would be about me and Scott 784 00:33:41,101 --> 00:33:43,367 finally getting it on. 785 00:33:43,634 --> 00:33:45,768 Today, I do like one, one last bucket list thing, just fuckin'. 786 00:33:45,770 --> 00:33:48,070 What is it? 787 00:33:48,072 --> 00:33:50,639 I can't tell you what it is, but, it'd just be mint. 788 00:33:50,641 --> 00:33:52,207 I'm actually gonna be sick. 789 00:33:52,209 --> 00:33:53,474 [laughing] 790 00:33:53,476 --> 00:33:53,474 ¶ 791 00:33:53,476 --> 00:33:55,642 It's our last day, and I'm not leaving here without 792 00:33:55,644 --> 00:33:55,642 everyone being happy. 793 00:33:55,644 --> 00:33:58,244 So I'm ringing Scott, and I'm getting involved. 794 00:33:58,246 --> 00:34:00,946 [phone ringing] 795 00:34:00,948 --> 00:34:01,379 Hello? 796 00:34:01,381 --> 00:34:02,146 Aye aye. 797 00:34:02,148 --> 00:34:04,047 Mate! 798 00:34:10,453 --> 00:34:12,120 So I call 'em, he can't remember a thing. 799 00:34:12,122 --> 00:34:12,120 He was too pissed. 800 00:34:12,122 --> 00:34:15,523 But now, everything is fine and dandy. 801 00:34:15,657 --> 00:34:16,990 Get ready, and then. 802 00:34:19,159 --> 00:34:20,425 It's our last day, and I went and pulled something 803 00:34:20,427 --> 00:34:20,425 right out of the bag. 804 00:34:20,427 --> 00:34:24,595 I've chartered a luxury yacht to cruise down the Tyne. 805 00:34:24,597 --> 00:34:30,967 ¶ 806 00:34:31,368 --> 00:34:32,501 All right, everyone. 807 00:34:32,503 --> 00:34:34,302 And this, is the fuckin' bad boy! 808 00:34:34,304 --> 00:34:35,770 What the hell? 809 00:34:35,772 --> 00:34:37,371 Oh my gosh, look! 810 00:34:37,373 --> 00:34:38,271 It's like a million pound yacht! 811 00:34:38,273 --> 00:34:39,171 This is. 812 00:34:39,173 --> 00:34:39,171 [screams] 813 00:34:39,173 --> 00:34:41,473 I'm actually quite happy about it. 814 00:34:41,475 --> 00:34:43,308 Like, it looks amazing! 815 00:34:43,310 --> 00:34:46,477 This might actually be an okay end to this whole disaster. 816 00:34:46,479 --> 00:34:47,578 Anchor up, full steam ahead! 817 00:34:47,580 --> 00:34:48,979 Please, can I press the button? 818 00:34:48,981 --> 00:34:50,113 Whas that? 819 00:34:50,115 --> 00:34:51,047 Horn. 820 00:34:51,049 --> 00:34:51,714 Oh, go on. 821 00:34:51,716 --> 00:34:52,481 [horn honks] 822 00:34:52,483 --> 00:34:53,315 Oh, fuck! 823 00:34:53,317 --> 00:34:55,183 ¶ 824 00:34:55,185 --> 00:34:56,150 There he is. 825 00:34:56,152 --> 00:34:57,084 [laughing] 826 00:34:57,086 --> 00:34:57,084 Shock! 827 00:34:57,086 --> 00:35:00,587 Scott comes bouncing over, like Tigger with a stick up his ass. 828 00:35:01,655 --> 00:35:04,490 This is fuckin' sexy as fuck. Where the fuck did you go then? 829 00:35:04,492 --> 00:35:06,158 Oh, yeah, I'm so sorry now. 830 00:35:08,561 --> 00:35:10,228 This time around has been absolutely a head fuck. 831 00:35:10,230 --> 00:35:12,263 I've been back at my house, just up the shore from the fuckin' 832 00:35:12,265 --> 00:35:12,263 Geordie Shore house. 833 00:35:12,265 --> 00:35:16,666 Maybe I need to stop doin' off every time there's trouble. 834 00:35:20,270 --> 00:35:21,403 I didn't even see you! 835 00:35:21,405 --> 00:35:23,405 ¶ 836 00:35:23,407 --> 00:35:24,339 Scott walks up, pretending that he can't remember anything 837 00:35:24,341 --> 00:35:25,373 about last night. 838 00:35:25,375 --> 00:35:26,707 I know why he pissed off. 839 00:35:26,709 --> 00:35:29,042 'Cause Marnie pulled another lad. 840 00:35:29,044 --> 00:35:31,411 I really can't remember, like, anything. 841 00:35:31,413 --> 00:35:34,447 Surprise, surprise, Scott's came back with a fuckin' smug 842 00:35:34,449 --> 00:35:35,748 smile on his face. 843 00:35:35,750 --> 00:35:37,282 If he thinks he's getting away with it this time, 844 00:35:37,284 --> 00:35:39,083 he's got another thing coming. 845 00:35:39,317 --> 00:35:39,316 Right away, aye. 846 00:35:39,318 --> 00:35:42,118 We only got this for one day, so we're gonna blast out the time. 847 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:43,586 Go to the beach, go swimming in the sea, 848 00:35:43,588 --> 00:35:44,954 and fuckin' fresh ourselves up. 849 00:35:44,956 --> 00:35:45,621 It's our last day. 850 00:35:45,623 --> 00:35:50,592 ¶ 851 00:35:50,594 --> 00:35:53,027 After last night, I want to make sure Marnie isn't angry with me. 852 00:35:53,029 --> 00:35:56,063 I want to smooth things over, and make sure she's all right. 853 00:35:56,297 --> 00:35:57,964 I just want to leave whatever we've had, 'cause this 854 00:35:57,966 --> 00:35:59,398 isn't going anywhere. 855 00:35:59,400 --> 00:36:00,999 This is a fuckin' head, head fuck, really. 856 00:36:01,001 --> 00:36:02,700 Scott won't change for anyone. 857 00:36:02,702 --> 00:36:04,101 All he cares about is being number one member of 858 00:36:04,103 --> 00:36:06,503 the dream team. 859 00:36:06,505 --> 00:36:08,304 I do actually like you, like, you're a lush girl, 860 00:36:08,306 --> 00:36:10,105 and I think you're mint. 861 00:36:10,107 --> 00:36:12,440 It's just, your actions, I just can't deal with them. 862 00:36:12,442 --> 00:36:13,541 After everything what's happened, I was never 863 00:36:13,543 --> 00:36:13,541 going to trust Marnie. 864 00:36:13,543 --> 00:36:17,444 She plays too many games, she flirts with me mates, and I'm 865 00:36:17,446 --> 00:36:20,613 not gonna muck myself up by getting into a relationship. 866 00:36:20,615 --> 00:36:23,983 Let's just agree to be friends, and nothing more, from now on. 867 00:36:23,985 --> 00:36:23,983 [laughing] 868 00:36:23,985 --> 00:36:25,551 No more flirtin', nothing like that. 869 00:36:25,553 --> 00:36:26,418 Aye, sound. 870 00:36:26,420 --> 00:36:28,019 That's fine by me. 871 00:36:28,021 --> 00:36:29,987 I am gutted that me and Scott didn't work out, 872 00:36:29,989 --> 00:36:31,588 because I did really like him. 873 00:36:31,590 --> 00:36:34,324 But if we can't be together, I'm hoping we can be friends. 874 00:36:34,326 --> 00:36:43,932 ¶ 875 00:36:43,934 --> 00:36:45,033 I'll have some lobster, like. 876 00:36:45,035 --> 00:36:46,934 Oh, it stinks! 877 00:36:46,936 --> 00:36:48,568 Oh, ew! 878 00:36:48,570 --> 00:36:52,337 [screaming] 879 00:36:53,005 --> 00:36:54,472 Hold my cork, Scotty. 880 00:36:54,474 --> 00:36:55,706 [laughing] 881 00:36:55,708 --> 00:36:55,706 Whoo! 882 00:36:55,708 --> 00:37:00,110 After last night, I genuinely thought the family was broken. 883 00:37:00,112 --> 00:37:02,345 But the yacht idea, we managed to piece it all back together. 884 00:37:02,347 --> 00:37:04,647 And I'm gonna be sad to say goodbye. 885 00:37:04,649 --> 00:37:07,349 [inaudible cheering] 886 00:37:07,351 --> 00:37:08,416 It's been a chore, but it's been mint. 887 00:37:08,418 --> 00:37:10,050 [screaming] 888 00:37:10,052 --> 00:37:11,151 [water splashing] 889 00:37:11,153 --> 00:37:12,485 [laughing] 890 00:37:12,487 --> 00:37:14,987 The yacht was an amazing idea for the last day. 891 00:37:14,989 --> 00:37:17,422 But now it's back to the house, pack our shit, and fuck off. 892 00:37:17,424 --> 00:37:18,956 It's all over again. 893 00:37:18,958 --> 00:37:29,599 ¶ 894 00:37:29,601 --> 00:37:31,434 Today, on that yacht, we were all having such a good time, and 895 00:37:31,436 --> 00:37:33,402 it seems that nothing can break us, and we have actually 896 00:37:33,404 --> 00:37:35,604 come back as a family. 897 00:37:36,172 --> 00:37:37,105 [wheels rolling down stairs] 898 00:37:37,107 --> 00:37:38,072 One more. 899 00:37:38,074 --> 00:37:39,273 [wheels rolling] 900 00:37:39,275 --> 00:37:42,943 ¶ 901 00:37:42,945 --> 00:37:44,010 Packed. 902 00:37:44,012 --> 00:37:46,245 ¶ 903 00:37:46,247 --> 00:37:48,113 Oh, okay, it was quite the mint this time. 904 00:37:48,115 --> 00:37:49,047 See you later. 905 00:37:49,049 --> 00:37:49,480 Bye. 906 00:37:49,482 --> 00:37:50,247 Boys. 907 00:37:50,249 --> 00:37:52,015 Sweet. 908 00:37:52,017 --> 00:37:54,183 The best thing this time around, for me, by far, 909 00:37:54,185 --> 00:37:55,584 was the whole bucket list. 910 00:37:55,586 --> 00:37:57,185 [screaming] 911 00:37:57,187 --> 00:37:58,352 [water splashing] 912 00:37:58,354 --> 00:38:00,087 ¶ 913 00:38:00,089 --> 00:38:02,923 Have some of that fuckin' water, you bellend. 914 00:38:02,925 --> 00:38:04,624 [screaming] 915 00:38:04,626 --> 00:38:06,025 Oh, I've got one, I got one! 916 00:38:06,027 --> 00:38:07,226 [laughing] 917 00:38:07,228 --> 00:38:08,193 [airplane engine] 918 00:38:08,195 --> 00:38:09,360 Hey! 919 00:38:09,362 --> 00:38:10,327 I'm shitting meself! 920 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:11,294 He's so excited! 921 00:38:11,296 --> 00:38:12,128 I'm flying! 922 00:38:12,130 --> 00:38:15,564 [screaming] 923 00:38:15,566 --> 00:38:17,098 Whoo! 924 00:38:17,100 --> 00:38:19,333 [water splashing] 925 00:38:19,335 --> 00:38:20,634 Whoo! 926 00:38:20,636 --> 00:38:23,069 This time around, it's been fuckin' mental. 927 00:38:23,071 --> 00:38:25,104 There's been loads of highs, loads of lows, and loads 928 00:38:25,106 --> 00:38:28,574 of drama, but I love it! 929 00:38:28,576 --> 00:38:29,942 [car engine] 930 00:38:29,944 --> 00:38:30,509 You off? 931 00:38:30,511 --> 00:38:32,110 Yes. 932 00:38:32,112 --> 00:38:32,643 Oh. 933 00:38:32,645 --> 00:38:33,410 I always miss ya. 934 00:38:33,412 --> 00:38:34,544 Miss ya. 935 00:38:34,546 --> 00:38:35,545 [laughing] 936 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:35,545 ¶ 937 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:35,545 So me and Holly have been through a lot of 938 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:35,545 shit in this house. 939 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:35,545 I'm just pleased that at the end, 940 00:38:35,547 --> 00:38:41,083 we've finally sorted it out. 941 00:38:41,085 --> 00:38:42,284 I think it's a fuckin' miracle. 942 00:38:42,286 --> 00:38:43,418 ¶ 943 00:38:43,420 --> 00:38:45,187 Yes, I am intimidated. 944 00:38:45,189 --> 00:38:47,088 She's fuckin' gorgeous. 945 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:47,088 ¶ 946 00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:50,057 So Marnie and Scott are kissing in front of me face. 947 00:38:50,059 --> 00:38:50,057 ¶ 948 00:38:50,059 --> 00:38:53,427 I'm watching Marnie's hanging gamon being slapped 949 00:38:53,429 --> 00:38:55,195 around Gary's face. 950 00:38:55,197 --> 00:38:56,396 Everyone's fuckin' kickin' off. 951 00:38:56,398 --> 00:38:57,797 Oh, oh shit! 952 00:38:57,799 --> 00:38:59,565 ¶ 953 00:38:59,567 --> 00:39:01,533 She goes, or I fuckin' go! 954 00:39:01,535 --> 00:39:04,135 She's just came in and fuckin' ruined it all! 955 00:39:04,137 --> 00:39:06,170 I told you to shut the fuck up! 956 00:39:06,172 --> 00:39:07,538 It's my birthday! 957 00:39:07,540 --> 00:39:08,705 [cheering] 958 00:39:08,707 --> 00:39:11,340 ¶ 959 00:39:11,342 --> 00:39:14,042 [laughing] 960 00:39:14,044 --> 00:39:16,044 Bull's in, I'm over the cockfight. 961 00:39:16,046 --> 00:39:19,113 ¶ 962 00:39:19,115 --> 00:39:21,315 We may have had our ups and down, and we have gone through 963 00:39:21,317 --> 00:39:24,618 a lot, but even though I say I hate them most of the time, 964 00:39:24,620 --> 00:39:26,219 I am sad to be going. 965 00:39:26,221 --> 00:39:29,188 ¶ 966 00:39:29,190 --> 00:39:31,757 I knew that leaving the Geordie Shore house was gonna be hard, 967 00:39:31,759 --> 00:39:34,226 but I didn't realize quite how hard it would be. 968 00:39:34,228 --> 00:39:36,228 ¶ 969 00:39:36,230 --> 00:39:38,630 [screaming] 970 00:39:38,632 --> 00:39:41,199 Gary is really good looking, but I'm looking at Scott, 971 00:39:41,201 --> 00:39:44,068 and it's making us get funny feeling already. 972 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:46,303 ¶ 973 00:39:46,305 --> 00:39:48,438 I just want to whip my kegs down, and pee blast her. 974 00:39:48,440 --> 00:39:49,739 It's like a snake! 975 00:39:49,741 --> 00:39:51,741 ¶ 976 00:39:51,743 --> 00:39:53,776 She's a massive flirty slug, with really long, 977 00:39:53,778 --> 00:39:55,177 confusing hair. 978 00:39:55,179 --> 00:39:57,212 [yelling] 979 00:39:57,214 --> 00:39:58,246 I ain't coming back. 980 00:39:58,248 --> 00:39:59,580 You little slut! 981 00:39:59,582 --> 00:40:00,314 Fuck! 982 00:40:00,316 --> 00:40:01,248 Marnie's back! 983 00:40:01,250 --> 00:40:02,682 You stupid little scumbag! 984 00:40:02,684 --> 00:40:04,583 I'm not gonna let them girls push us out. 985 00:40:04,585 --> 00:40:06,985 She's standing, dancing by herself. 986 00:40:06,987 --> 00:40:08,152 This is us making up. 987 00:40:08,154 --> 00:40:10,521 I am so embarrassed and humiliated. 988 00:40:10,523 --> 00:40:12,656 ¶ 989 00:40:12,658 --> 00:40:15,692 I've finally been accepted as part of the family. 990 00:40:15,694 --> 00:40:18,127 I can honestly say that I've enjoyed every minute of it, 991 00:40:18,129 --> 00:40:20,762 and I wouldn't change it for the world. 992 00:40:20,764 --> 00:40:24,265 Now I look back after all the drama, I think, next time. 993 00:40:24,267 --> 00:40:25,499 Dream team back! 994 00:40:25,501 --> 00:40:25,499 Full on. 995 00:40:25,501 --> 00:40:29,336 So me and Gary ended up arguing over a girl. 996 00:40:29,338 --> 00:40:30,770 That's never happened before, and it should 997 00:40:30,772 --> 00:40:32,204 never happen again. 998 00:40:32,206 --> 00:40:34,139 She just fucked you off with your best, 999 00:40:34,141 --> 00:40:36,241 so called, best friend. 1000 00:40:36,243 --> 00:40:37,675 This is the most tested mine and Scott's friendship 1001 00:40:37,677 --> 00:40:38,642 has ever been. 1002 00:40:38,644 --> 00:40:39,376 Do I look weird, kid? 1003 00:40:39,378 --> 00:40:40,443 What? 1004 00:40:40,445 --> 00:40:41,544 ¶ 1005 00:40:41,546 --> 00:40:43,212 I've gotta fuck another girl. 1006 00:40:43,214 --> 00:40:45,080 ¶ 1007 00:40:45,082 --> 00:40:46,614 The sucking crown is back on my head. 1008 00:40:46,616 --> 00:40:49,817 ¶ 1009 00:40:49,819 --> 00:40:52,653 He's on the verge of losing me, and getting a fuckin' slap. 1010 00:40:52,655 --> 00:40:54,021 Hopefully I don't knock him out. 1011 00:40:54,023 --> 00:40:55,789 Scott's taking off world war 19. 1012 00:40:55,791 --> 00:40:57,090 ¶ 1013 00:40:57,092 --> 00:40:58,324 [door crashing] 1014 00:40:58,326 --> 00:41:00,159 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 1015 00:41:00,161 --> 00:41:01,760 You just need to stop putting bros before hos, 1016 00:41:01,762 --> 00:41:03,094 otherwise you're gonna end up with no mates. 1017 00:41:03,096 --> 00:41:08,265 ¶ 1018 00:41:08,267 --> 00:41:13,637 We're all good now, and the fuckin' dream team lives on. 1019 00:41:13,639 --> 00:41:14,537 [ppppptttttt] 1020 00:41:14,539 --> 00:41:16,305 Fuck me, that was mint. 1021 00:41:16,307 --> 00:41:17,706 ¶ 1022 00:41:17,708 --> 00:41:20,442 [cheering] 1023 00:41:20,444 --> 00:41:23,144 We're gonna get mortal, Chuck! 1024 00:41:23,146 --> 00:41:28,215 ¶ 1025 00:41:28,217 --> 00:41:29,549 You're in for a treat! 1026 00:41:29,551 --> 00:41:35,788 ¶ 1027 00:41:35,790 --> 00:41:37,356 Well, at least we had an amazing night. 1028 00:41:37,358 --> 00:41:39,257 ¶ 1029 00:41:39,259 --> 00:41:40,458 [laughing] 1030 00:41:40,460 --> 00:41:42,993 [crashing down] 1031 00:41:43,761 --> 00:41:44,761 Get him! 1032 00:41:44,763 --> 00:41:47,230 [laughing] 1033 00:41:47,232 --> 00:41:49,565 ¶ 1034 00:41:49,567 --> 00:41:50,299 [water dripping] 1035 00:41:50,301 --> 00:41:51,533 Standard crap. 1036 00:41:51,535 --> 00:41:56,303 ¶ 1037 00:41:56,305 --> 00:41:57,404 [vomiting sounds] 1038 00:41:57,406 --> 00:41:59,339 Egg's dead. 1039 00:41:59,341 --> 00:42:01,140 Ashes to ashes, dust to dust! 1040 00:42:01,142 --> 00:42:02,574 Oh, my, it's cold! 1041 00:42:02,576 --> 00:42:07,311 ¶ 1042 00:42:07,313 --> 00:42:08,312 [cheering] 1043 00:42:08,314 --> 00:42:10,414 [door closing] 1044 00:42:10,416 --> 00:42:15,652 ¶ 1045 00:42:15,654 --> 00:42:15,685 [theme music]