[opening theme music]
Geordie Shore is back in New Castle.
Home sweet fucking home.
[cheers]
And we're back with a fucking boom.
Get it.
[screams]
Game on.
I'm back.
Me, Molly, a drink, work is not a good idea.
She's a massive, flirty slag.
I can't take it anymore.
My eyes are burning.
[screaming]
Everyone is just fucking kicking off.
Bullshit!
She goes, or I fucking go.
She just came in and fucking ruined it all.
Everything has changed.
Jay fucking walks in the door.
It sounds like a lot of shit has happened in this house.
This is the most tested my mine and Scott's friendship
has ever been.
Finally, Gaz has said sorry and it's all sorted.
I ain't goin' back.
There's no way I'm going back in that house.
I should have a degree in pullin' women.
I am a Geordie girl, the VIP edge.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
When I get in this house I'm gonna tear the place up.
I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack.
I'm the hottest, rough dog with do-me hair.
I'm here, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's.
[In unison] Georgie Shore, way ay!
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I'm off.
I've had a mint time in the Geordie Shore house.
I've come back in, got the family back together,
now it's time for me to do one.
That was short and sweet.
Won't you just say?
Thank you, sir.
Good to have you, miss.
Jay is heading home today and he's done what he needed to do.
And that's sort the fuckin family out.
But now we've got to deal with Marnie comin' back and I bet ya
any money, shit kicks off between the girls.
[guitar music]
I'm still full of anger about Marnie.
I can't get my head around the fact that she could be coming
back to this house and living with us.
What the fuck?
Marnie left the house 'cuz of her fight with Holly, but we all
know there's a chance that she could come back.
I am still pissed off about what happened with Marnie and Gary
at work, but I wanna hear her side of the story
because I do still like her.
[electric music]
Me and Charlotte have got a feeling that Marnie is gonna
come back today.
If she does come back it's just going to be a complete
fucking disaster.
She's got a nerve if she thinks she's coming back in this house
and we're all just gonna be playing happy family again,
because that's just not how it's gonna be.
If Marnie does come back, I feel like right now she probably
doesn't know who she wants out of Scott or Gary, so she
probably just gonna get four balled by 'em both.
Gary was a snake and betrayed Scott.
And I think this is a real test to whether he'll do it again.
I know he's gotta speak to her once to tell her the crack,
but if he speaks to her again after that, that's it.
Me and him are done.
I really don't think the lads are gonna stick up for me
and Holly at all in the Marnie situation.
I think Marnie is gonna walk through that door and they're
all gonna be like, "Hi ya Marnie, how've ya been?
Are you OK?"
[guitar music]
But if we try, they'll probably just kick off.
Fuckin' hell.
Hi, ya.
Fuck.
Marnie is back.
I know we've all talked about it, but shit's just got real.
How are you?
I'm all right.
How are yous?
Good, good.
I walk back in the house to find James and Gary in the garden,
and I'm so happy that it's just them two because at the minute,
them are the only two I feel comfortable talking to.
I'm so nervous about seeing Scott.
I don't know how he's gonna act when he sees us.
I haven't been here to defend myself, and God knows what the
lasses have been drilling in his head while I've been gone.
Marnie needs to know the position the girls have put us
in by sayin' we're not allowed to talk to her,
or they won't talk to us.
It's just so fuckin nasty that the girls would try to stop
the boys from speakin' to us.
Hello.
Hi, ya.
Where the fuck have you been?
So I walk off the toilet after having a Johnson and fuck me,
Marnie is there.
I'm buzzin' to see her.
Well, I didn't expect to see you.
I had a little break.
Did you?
Mhmm.
I can't believe how happy Scott is to see us.
He's genuinely really happy that I'm back.
If he's all right with me, then so should the girls.
Yeah, I know.
You know what I mean?
I shouldn't have flirted with Gary.
What is done is done.
It's the past and we can't change it.
I just want to forget about it.
Of course we are.
We're never not friends.
All right.
I don't think Holly and Charlotte are going to be
as forgiving as me.
It's gonna take a lot more than a sorry and a hug
to sort that shit out.
[rock music]
So me and Charlotte walk back into the house and we're fully
expecting Marnie to be in the kitchen suckin' Gary and Scott
off at the same time, but she's not there.
[off screen shouts]
Out the back.
[sarcastic laughter]
So Holly and Charlotte have got back in the house and I don't
think they actually realize the Marnie is here as well,
but fuck that.
I'm not tellin' 'em.
Gary is tellin' us that Marnie is back and she's in her bed,
as if nothin' has happened.
I'm like, well fuck me.
She's fuckin' game.
[banging and smashing]
So I'm upstairs in the bedroom and I can hear Charlotte and
Holly smashing things off, but fuck them.
I'm not scared of them.
Are the girls OK?
We're bangin' on the walls, smashin' things on the benches,
markin' our territory.
[loud knocking]
Why the fuck are they acting like they've just been
released from the zoo?
So, Scott is sayin' that Marnie was so scared to come back
and blah, blah, fucking blah.
And all he's done is get sucked in by all these shitty little
words that she's just twisted in his head.
It must be hard to sort of be in that -- It must be hard --
Oh, my fucking God.
Are you kidding?
Are you fucking kiddin'?
Now she's got to lie in it.
She's dug her own grave, she can lie in it.
OK.
Alright.
Understand.
They've got no loyalties, whatsoever and Charlotte
is goin' fuckin' mental.
She's fucked it up with your so-called best friend.
It's a job enough we're standing here all together
and you forgive him.
Never mind letting her walk in and piss you for a round, eh?
She's a fuckin' slut.
She's deceived us all and I don't know why she's lying up
there in that bed now.
I don't know why any of yous would even talk to her.
All right.
I don't actually understand how Charlotte is so angry.
The bird's off the fuckin' map.
Either she really doesn't like Marnie,
or it's all about her and Gary.
Charlotte screams at us.
I'm not going to let anyone speak to me like that.
I'm not gonna let them girls push us out.
I'm in it 'til the end.
Oh, you're gonna come smack us then like what you did to her?
No.
You dropped a -- She said, she said --
[in unison] shut the fuck up.
That's all I can hear is the birds screamin' at each other
and maybe I should go in there and split it up?
But I can't be fuckin asked, crack on.
You little slut.
Don't you fuckin' run at me you stupid little scumbag.
I'm so angry because I feel like she just walked back in
that house, not accepted responsibility for what she did
and it's just completely got the lads back on her side.
Yeah, of course we would you stupid little scumbag.
We don't want you in this house.
I don't know how were gonna recover from this.
I can't even look at her, let alone live with her.
I don't want you in this house.
So you're just gonna stay here and no one is gonna speak to ya?
Good.
Who the fuck does Charlotte think she is callin' me a slag?
I might be a flirt, but I'm definitely not a slut.
I've only kissed one person in this house and that's Scott.
And has a little bit of a harmless flirt with Gary,
that doesn't make us a slag.
I'm absolutely fuckin' shaking.
I'm fucking shakin'.
[Sigh]
I can't, Gaz I can't be -- I don't I wasn't there.
All Scott and Gary fuckin' do is think with their fuckin' cocks.
If they thought with the head or the heart they'd be on mine and
Charlotte's side, knowin' that we're a family and that we've
been through so much together.
I'm absolutely gutted.
I don't even think a burnt sausage will sort this out.
I said before, I came in and had one talk with her.
Scott --
You're supposed to tell her right then and there
that you wouldn't be speaking to her.
I did.
I said, I said -- what'd I say about, Holly?
I said, "Look, when the girls come back in --
So why is she actin' then as if yous are
all talkin' to her?
The lads, as to be expected, are quivering away.
They haven't got our backs.
What stupid assholes.
Do you know Holly has been fucked over once, one too
many times, by you, by you, and now by her.
And you've started this with her and I don't think it's fair.
Start what with her?
I've had one conversation that's all.
One conversation, swear to God that was it.
[guitar and piano]
So, I go upstairs to check on Marnie, I'm expectin' her to be
cryin' but she seems all right.
Guess she's tougher than she looks.
Oh, fuckin' hell.
I didn't think it was gonna go that bad.
I knew.
I knew it would.
Did you?
Oh my God.
It's a fuckin' bad situation, this one.
I think James is expecting us to be cryin' me eyes out.
It has really upset us, and I am holdin' me tears back.
But I will not let anyone know that it's got to us.
I know that Charlotte's just really, really worked up.
I think they've both worked themselves up the last couple
of days with them both being together
and you not being there.
Yeah.
And then when they seen you, they just fucking exploded.
The lads, none of us want any of this to happen.
We don't want there to be arguments in the house,
we just want everyone to get on.
And for everyone to have a fuckin' good time.
I'm not really sure on what to say to Marnie to try
and cheer her up.
But I think she just needs someone to listen to her,
so I'm just gonna sit here, and nod.
Good for me, to think that this might be a way to get us out.
They're just gonna keep on goin' with it.
It was more Charlotte arguing with you than Holly?
You haven't done anything to Charlotte have you?
Charlotte is jealous 'cus of Gary.
Charlotte seems more bothered than anyone about this.
It's clear, it's blatant because she's still bothered about Gary
and she's jealous that I was flirtin' with him.
I would have a lot more respect for her if she just came out and
told us, instead of using the fight as an excuse.
Well, then we're just gonna have to see what happens.
[sighs]
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[doors shaking]
Marnie came into this house with intentions of wanting to fuck
every single lad under our roof.
The first thing she said to Holly was,
"What's happening with you and Scott?
Because I want to get with him."
What kind of girl does that?
She had no intentions of making friends with any of us.
I don't feel like going out tonight, especially not with
everyone in the house.
I feel like I've got nowhere with this and I'm totally alone.
[electronic dance music]
I'm actually buzzin' for tonight.
No drama, 'cus that stupid idiot is not comin' out.
[screams]
I just want it to be like old times, with Gary and Scott
tryin' to pull random fanny.
The girls are desperate for me to start a pull tonight.
But I think this is more about pissin' Marnie off than me
and Scott getting a bang.
Gary has already pulled, but Scott looks like
he needs me help.
I'm stepping in.
I'm not letting Scott go back home to spoon Marnie tonight.
Shit.
This is gonna be harder than I thought.
[electronic dance music]
So I pull this bird and I want to take her back and nest her.
Charlotte has lost her fuckin' plot and I don't
trust her motives.
As much as I want to smash a bird tonight I'm not going to
'cus it'd be shady on Marnie.
Let's go.
[rock music]
We all get back to the house and I'm fuckin mortal.
I'm just glad that Marnie is in bed because
I don't want round two.
Round three?
Round four?
[laughing]
[coughing]
It makes us feel a bit on edge when I see Charlotte and Gaz
gettin' friendly.
'Cus we all know where that leads to.
No, no, no.
Ready? One --
Gary no.
Two --
Gary, no, please.
Please!
[laughs]
Things are getting far too flirtatious between
Charlotte and Gaz.
What the fucks he doin'?
Surely he's not gonna try and go about that.
[slap]
I'm in bed and out of the blue, Charlotte sits at the bottom of
me bed and starts chattin' away.
This feels like old times.
I'm really drunk and me and Gary a having a right laugh again.
We're getting' on dead well, in the shag pad.
Shit.
Why am I in the shag pad havin' a laugh with Gary?
It has been a long time since the words: Gaz, Charlotte,
and shag pad have been in the same sentence.
I'm gonna go away now.
Bye, Gary!
[rock music]
I don't know if I can forgive the girls for
what they've done to us.
I would understand if Gary was in the same seat as me,
but the speakin' to him and have left me out it's not fair.
The only thing we now need to do it get them speakin',
then it's happy fuckin' days.
[guitar music]
At the minute this house must be doin' Marnie's head in.
So me and Scott are gonna take her out and do something fun.
We're gonna go surfin'.
But in the back of me head this is gonna be quite weird,
because it's me, Scott, and Marnie.
Awkward.
I've come out of the change rooms to find the boys
standin' there in the wet suits.
Scott's got the Australian surfer dude thing goin' on,
but Gary's got the bigger bulge.
What the fucks goin' on?
Marnie asked for help doing her wetsuit up,
so I'm gonna zip it up.
But the look Scott is givin' us I might as
well be lickin' her out.
[talking quietly]
After seein the way that the girls reacted when I got back
to the house, I definitely think I should leave
things with me and Scott.
I don't want to make things worse than
what they already are.
We're meant to be surfing, but Scott and Marnie are
just chillin' on the beach on the surf boards.
Fuck it, I'm stealin' a wave.
Listen, there is nothing at all with me and Gary though.
Like nothing at all.
So Marnie is still baggin' on about what happened
between her and Gary.
Put a new fucking mix in, kid, 'cus you're boring as hell.
The girls thought there was something going on.
They didn't just say that.
Don't bring the girls into this, Scott.
The girls are doing anything they can to
and make it worse.
Tell 'em to kick off.
I should be able to defend meself.
And you shouldn't be listenin' to what they think without me
defending meself as well.
So Marnie thinks I listen to the lasses too much.
But of course I'm gonna listen to them.
Charlotte is like me best mate.
And I trust them more then I trust you anyway.
[rock music]
So, I was thinkin', right?
You know we're doin' all the buggin' in this things and that?
And you're gonna fuckin' buzz off this as well.
Right.
You ever heard of that thing called rapture men?
It' s like, you know, what the special forces do,
like 'Mission Impossible'.
Where they, like, run off the fuckin' side of the buildings.
Like, where they have a rope attached to them.
I found out, there's a place near London what does it.
Scotts next booklist idea is rapture men in London.
That means we gotta go down there, have a night out,
and do a wicked activity.
I can't wait.
Oh it's gonna be London, fuckin' mayhem.
But if we're goin' to London, Charlie-Char's
boyfriend's in London.
So why can't we eventually meet Mitch?
I'd be the perfect opportunity to meet him.
At least try.
I'll vouch, if he sees me, he'll see me all wasted.
I'll be like to meet him.
Charlotte??
What?
Does Mitch exist?
Fuck off.
[laughing]
Holly?
Yeah?
I feel like fucking trying to get Mitch to come out.
Everybody wants to meet Mitch and I really want him to come
out when we're in London, but I'm scared if I ask him,
he won't come.
Well, do you think he will, though?
No.
I really want to meet him.
So, Charlotte is really scared of inviting Mitch to London,
but I'm not.
And I feel like Mitch wouldn't be able to say "no" to me
because I'm Charlotte's best friend.
He's got to respect that, so I'm gonna ring him.
Go, ring him.
I trust ya.
Tell him I love him.
Tell him he's me life.
This is gotta work.
Fingers crossed.
Hi, is that Mitch?
Hi, ya.
It's Holly, Charlotte's best friend.
Yeah, I'm good, how are you?
Well basically what I'm ringin' you for is because we're coming
to London tomorrow night.
I thought that maybe I could persuade you to come out?
So, I'm on the phone with Mitch and I'm thinking.
"Well, this is gonna go brilliantly."
[laughs]
And no, he completely passes.
Why, Mitch?
I thought you wouldn't be able to say "no" to me.
Wait.
Do you know what?
We're stating to believe that you might not be real.
This wasn't the best idea and now I'm a bit
scared to tell Charlotte.
Right, okay.
Well I don't know what else I can do about this situation
right now than to --
-- bye.
Well, that was a fucking disaster.
Charlotte?
What?
He said, "No" to me too.
Oh, for fuck's sake, man!
I'm really upset about it, but I don't want to really act like it
'cus I don't wanna make meself look stupid.
So I'm just gonna act like it's fine, when really
I'm a little bit girlish.
Yeah, well, I told you he wouldn't come.
Ah, first night, that we're all together.
Think it's gonna go well?
How are we feeling, Marnie?
Dreadin' it?
Tonight's the first night out since everything happened.
I'm very nervous to see how it goes.
If Charlotte and Holly can act like that when they're sober,
I'm scared to see how they act when they're drunk.
There's gonna be drink involved,
so it's either gonna go one of two ways:
it could worse and kick off, or it could get better.
So tonight, is family fuckin' reunion night.
Let's just hope the girls don't end up rippin'
each other's head off.
[electronic dance music]
We're goin' out tonight.
All of us, even Marnie.
But that's okay.
Everything's gonna be fine.
The lads are talk to Marnie and me and Holly are just gonna
get drunk together.
Everything's going to be fine.
So I get to Bijoux, and it's awkward already.
I'm on me own.
All the boys are sticking with Charlotte and Holly.
And I just don't know what to do.
The best thing to do was get absolutely mortal
so I don't notice.
I much preferred it when Charlotte was ignoring Gaz.
Fucking hate them.
'Cus this whole being friends crap just isn't gonna work.
Marnie is dancin' on her own and blatantly talking to herself.
And the girls couldn't give a fuck.
I'm fuckin' sick of this.
Either the lasses need to sort it out, or Scott does.
James is probably the only lad in this house big enough brain
cells to be able to have a conversation
while we're this drunk.
I'm really hoping that her boyfriend, Mitch, comes in
to London tomorrow 'cus it is starting to look like she needs
attention from him.
Not Gary.
I'm still dancing on me own and it's horrible.
I don't know how two girls could make someone else
feel like that, on purpose.
Things aren't goin' to plan.
The lads aren't even speaking to Marnie.
She's standin', dancin' by herself.
And I'm starting to feel really awful about it all.
I can't watch someone be so left out.
So Holly said to me that she feels guilty that Marnie
is on her own tonight.
It's good that the girls are ready to go and sort things out.
Tonight has been horrible.
Like, I just want to keep hating Marnie, but I can't.
And right now I just want to go home.
Gary has pulled Becky again.
Which is a proper nice lass and we get on so well.
So at least now I've got a friend.
I'm not mad that Gaz talks to Marnie, I'm just bored about the
fact that she's playing games and Gaz is getting led on by
thinking that she likes him.
Fuck this.
The easiest case scenario here is get Becki, get back to the
house, run into bed and hide.
I'm in the taxi with Gary and Becki,
and I'm absolutely mortal.
If my apparent best mate, wants to argue,
then I'll take his face off.
[inaudible]
Marnie you have to, Marnie!
I just need fresh air and I'm lyin' in the grass because
I can't walk because I'm that drunk.
Can I help?
I can't see anything.
I know, stand up.
We get back to the house and Marnie is literally paraletic
and I need to pick her up, get in the house.
I want to get into bed with Becki, ASAP.
[passes gas]
No.
[laughter]
Just my luck, I've got Marnie over my shoulder, carrying her
in the house and then a taxi rocks up.
I know for a fact Scott is kicking off, World War 19.
Oh, they're going nighty.
What?
I'm sittin' with a girl I'm takin' home.
She said, "Pick Marnie up and take her in the house."
I know it --
I'm just tryin' to explain somethin' and --
Does it matter who you're pulling?
I don't understand how anyone can kick off
of me flirtin' or tryin' helpin' Marnie.
Are they forgettin' I've got a bird, I'm with another girl.
I'm not flirtin' with her, I've got a fuckin' other girl.
I've told Scott time after time, after time, after time.
I've reassured him a million times.
I would never go there.
There's only so many times I can tell him.
It needs to go in that thick little head of his.
We get back in the house, and I don't know how this is happened,
but me, Holly, and Marnie are talking.
I wanted to come over here and I wanted to tell you okay, like --
And I think this is us makin' up.
We pushed the lads to speak to you all night.
Yeah, yeah.
I've been in that same position where I've been alone and it's
fucking heartbreaking to watch you like that.
Even though right now I've got so much hate towards her, like,
I can't help but feel sorry for her because I know what
it's like being in that situation.
As much as I didn't want to speak to ya.
Yeah, yeah.
As much as I didn't want to do that, it fucking broke my heart.
It's so weird thinking that me and Holly didn't want to speak
to Marnie again and we hated her so much.
And we're all standin' here talkin' nicely.
We've all done something bad.
Oh, of course.
And like, I am so embarrassed and humiliated, because of that
night with me and Holly.
So the girls are all sitting around, like, new best friends.
Eh?
Have I missed something?
I was gonna apologize for snappin'.
She, Holly snapped, you snapped, you know what
it's like snapping.
We've all done some wrong now.
Me, Holly, and Charlotte have apologized to each other and
we've made up.
But were all absolutely fuckin' steamin'.
I just hope that things don't change tomorrow mornin'
when we're sober.
Charlotte and Holly are just getting in his head.
I would never go there.
Marnie and I are just friends.
You drop yourself in this shit, but the more you bang on about
it, the more guilty it makes you look.
The mad thing is, he hasn't banged her yet, I'm with
another girl, and he's still getting' jealous.
What's going on?
I've sorted things out with the girls.
Next mission is to go outside and sort things out with Scott.
Even if Gary is being a sneak, and tryin' to grab for Marnie,
he's not doing a very good job mate, she keeps runnin'
back to who?
He won't fuckin' shut up.
So the only thing I could do was stick me tongue in his mouth.
Hopefully that will keep him quiet.
I'm so confused.
Me head's all over the place.
Yesterday I was not speaking to the girls, now we've made up.
Yesterday me and Scott had left things,
but now we're all over each other.
I just don't know where I'm at.
Can ya?
It's mine.
I've got a nice box though, yeah?
Have you?
Marnie is grindin' all over me cock.
I'm sick of all this dry humpin' and shit.
The girls not puttin' out, I just wanna rip her kicks down,
and be a blaster.
[rock music]
[sighs]
I'm lyin' in bed, havin' a cuddle.
Thank fuck I brought Becki back, it's like my little escape
from this madhouse.
I'm starting to think that Marnie is never gonna put out.
The girl is definitely all talk.
And my right forearm is getting fuckin' massive.
[rock music]
Bye.
Hi.
Are you all right?
I'm a little bit rough.
When me and Marnie made up we were drunk and I just wanna make
sure this morning, that everything is still okay.
I just wanted to talk to you about last night and stuff.
Yeah.
Like, I'm, I am so glad that we've cleared the air.
Yeah.
I am -- Like, it wasn't nice to see ya like that last night.
Yeah.
Like, I am sorry if it looked like, it's two against one.
I mean, it's not fair.
Yeah.
But I am just glad that we sorted it out last night.
Yeah.
Because it was just getting ridiculous, wasn't it?
I am absolutely relieved that me and the girls have made up.
And I hope that eventually we can go back to the
way things were.
I'm excited for London now.
In this house we all have fights.
We all have our arguments.
But at the end of the day, we are tryin' to be a family.
[electric piano music]
Now were packin' for London.
I can't actually wait.
We're going for a night out and doing Scott's booker list
this should be epic.
Today is the day were going to London, and I know that
everyone's thinking that they're gonna meet Mitch,
and he's gonna surprise us.
And I know he's not.
So I'm just feelin' a bit like a tit, and I'm dreadin' it.
Let's go and show these southerners how us northern
monkeys like to party.
[electric piano music]
This looks wicked.
Hey!
This is way too posh for us.
Oh my God!
It's so tall.
Whoa.
We've arrived at the London hotel and it's beautiful.
It's so posh and it reminds us of somewhere the
Queen would live.
Why the hell have they let us in?
Fuckin'.
Ah-ha!
So we've arrived in Knightsbridge and the pad
is fuckin' slick as fuck.
Definitely wicked enough for my royal chard.
Dude, the view!
So Scott and Gaz have got to room together so they can
cuddle, and now that all the girls are best mates again,
I've got a room for meself?
Fuckin' get in.
I've got to bring last night up with Scott.
He keeps getting' jealous, every time I go anywhere near Marnie.
And he's got no reason to be.
Dude, your eyes burn in the back of my head if I'm like talking
to her, or dancing next to her or doing something.
No, no.
Not at all.
Because you've been doing that and I've got no problem
with that at all mate.
I honestly don't care about all that.
I just, I don't want it, I just didn't want it to happen again.
I just kinda lost to argue every time we talk about Marnie.
Gaz is askin' me if I'm all right with him after what
happened last night.
Mate, you just need to start sorting yourself out.
Putting bros before hos otherwise you're gonna
end up with no mates.
So do you not think Mitch will come out at all tonight then?
Definitely not.
I won't see him tonight.
What, like no hope at all?
No hope.
Not a cottontail's chance.
Everyone is still askin' us about Mitch
and it's makin' it worse.
I'm just gonna forget about it and focus on having a good night
with Mitch not being there.
I think tonight will be a lot better than last night.
Like, obviously now we're all talking.
And we're back friends with Marnie.
Yeah.
I don't think we're ever going to be best friends or really
close with Marnie, but the fact that we're even speaking,
is definitely progress.
I don't understand why none of us have ever been to
London together before.
It's just a bit crazy because it is the capitol city.
And we're going to have a fucking mint time.
Cheers to London.
[all together] Cheers!
[laughter]
Scott can't have all his own way.
He wants to pull, but have me to spoon.
He gets jealous when I talk to other boys,
it just doesn't work like that.
Why am I taking all this grief from Marnie?
I'm not even with her.
She plays load of games.
I don't trust her as far as I can throw her.
And on top of that, she doesn't even open her fuckin' legs?
[electric piano music]
Hello!
So we get to the club and it's absolutely amazing.
Got a big bottle of vodka, loads of champagne and
everyone's in high spirits.
I just feel like the family is now back together.
Woo!
Straight away, as soon as we get in the club, I see Scott scoping
the building looking for girls.
It's off putting, its making us feel sick.
James is tellin' us that Scott likes us, but I'm
not falling for it no more.
If he liked us, he wouldn't be trying to look for other girls.
He'd be comin' and talkin' to us and tellin' us himself.
Me and Holly tried to ignore Scott and Marnie and just
have a good night.
But eh, what the fuck?
Mitch is here.
I'm probably pushin' for Charlotte,
but he couldn't turn up sober?
The kid's fuckin' smashed.
The moment everyone's been waitin' for,
Mitch and Gary to unite.
They shake hands, they give each other a hug.
They're laughin' together.
This is going so well, I am over the moon.
I've lost Charlotte to her boyfriend, Mitch.
But Mitch has brought this boy who is actually
quite good looking.
Buzzin'.
Mitch is absolutely mortal, which Charlotte seems to be
having such a good time.
I'm with Mitch's fit friend.
And Gary and Mitch are actually getting along?
This is a perfect night.
[electric piano music]
[screams]
Mitch is really drunk.
I'm startin' to worry a bit.
He's dry humpin' us, my hairpiece is getting'
dragged out of me head.
And then me nail snaps.
I thought Mitch was pretty pissed when he turned up.
But now he's literally mortal and he looks as if he's bein'
a bit of a dickhead.
He's callin' her the c-word and no girl should ever be
spoken to like that.
This couldn't have gone any worse.
I'm starting to wish he didn't come at all.
I've done nothing wrong.
For all I know, we've now split up.
You all right?
Mitch is kicked off, Charlotte's cryin', and none of us really
know what's goin' on?
I genuinely can't believe how much of a prick Mitch is being,
but fuck it, I've tried to help.
I'm gonna let them get on with it.
I need to leave the club.
I need to get Mitch back to the hotel, and try to sober
him up before he ruins this night anymore.
First impressions always stick.
And their first impression of him is that he's a
massive fuckin' bellend.
So Mitch has got far too drunk and he's acting like a complete
dick and it's just not the way that my best friend
should be being treated.
Where you goin'?
[door slams]
I've got Mitch back to the hotel, but he wants us
to go home with him.
He's so mortal, I can't see the point in arguing.
I just hope nobody hates us for leavin'.
I'm so angry at Mitch because all Charlotte ever wanted him
to do was to come into this house, meet everyone,
and have such a good time.
But he's got too drunk, too soon and he's a fucking stade.
Holly is so angry; I shouldn't be going with him,
not after he's treated us like this tonight.
I just hope she doesn't hate us for leavin' 'em and
going with me boyfriend.
I hope she understands.
But right now, I don't think she's very happy with us at all.
I'm just so upset about what's happened tonight
because I never, ever wanted it to end this way.
Charlotte's gone with Mitch.
I am so upset because I feel like she's chosen him over us
and I just don't know if she's ever gonna come back.
She was fucking crying her eyes out when he's still shoutin'
at her, and then she still went with him.
Mitch should've strolled in like a knight in shining armor.
But instead he got smashed, came in actin' a prick
and fucked everything up.
I feel so sorry for Charlotte, she's built this up for so long.
Put so much pressure on the whole situation,
and it all went tits up for her.
[closing theme song]