1 00:00:05,738 --> 00:00:05,737 [opening theme music] 2 00:00:05,739 --> 00:00:09,006 Geordie Shore is back in New Castle. 3 00:00:09,008 --> 00:00:10,607 Home sweet fucking home. 4 00:00:10,609 --> 00:00:12,475 [cheers] 5 00:00:12,477 --> 00:00:15,043 And we're back with a fucking boom. 6 00:00:16,578 --> 00:00:18,211 Get it. 7 00:00:19,379 --> 00:00:20,645 [screams] 8 00:00:21,513 --> 00:00:22,779 Game on. 9 00:00:24,114 --> 00:00:25,047 I'm back. 10 00:00:25,049 --> 00:00:27,449 Me, Molly, a drink, work is not a good idea. 11 00:00:27,451 --> 00:00:29,217 She's a massive, flirty slag. 12 00:00:29,219 --> 00:00:30,318 I can't take it anymore. 13 00:00:30,320 --> 00:00:31,485 My eyes are burning. 14 00:00:31,487 --> 00:00:33,587 [screaming] 15 00:00:33,589 --> 00:00:34,788 Everyone is just fucking kicking off. 16 00:00:34,790 --> 00:00:36,356 Bullshit! 17 00:00:36,358 --> 00:00:38,191 She goes, or I fucking go. 18 00:00:38,193 --> 00:00:40,693 She just came in and fucking ruined it all. 19 00:00:40,695 --> 00:00:44,029 Everything has changed. 20 00:00:44,530 --> 00:00:46,831 Jay fucking walks in the door. 21 00:00:47,599 --> 00:00:50,400 It sounds like a lot of shit has happened in this house. 22 00:00:50,534 --> 00:00:52,101 This is the most tested my mine and Scott's friendship 23 00:00:52,103 --> 00:00:53,102 has ever been. 24 00:00:56,573 --> 00:00:59,641 Finally, Gaz has said sorry and it's all sorted. 25 00:00:59,643 --> 00:00:59,641 I ain't goin' back. 26 00:00:59,643 --> 00:01:02,443 There's no way I'm going back in that house. 27 00:01:04,078 --> 00:01:05,978 I should have a degree in pullin' women. 28 00:01:05,980 --> 00:01:08,580 I am a Geordie girl, the VIP edge. 29 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:09,780 I'm a natural beauty. 30 00:01:09,782 --> 00:01:11,281 Real boobs, real hair. 31 00:01:11,283 --> 00:01:13,483 When I get in this house I'm gonna tear the place up. 32 00:01:13,485 --> 00:01:15,785 I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 33 00:01:15,787 --> 00:01:17,987 I'm the hottest, rough dog with do-me hair. 34 00:01:17,989 --> 00:01:20,222 I'm here, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 35 00:01:20,224 --> 00:01:22,290 [In unison] Georgie Shore, way ay! 36 00:01:22,292 --> 00:01:31,498 ¶ 37 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,699 I'm off. 38 00:01:32,701 --> 00:01:34,767 I've had a mint time in the Geordie Shore house. 39 00:01:34,769 --> 00:01:37,202 I've come back in, got the family back together, 40 00:01:37,204 --> 00:01:39,304 now it's time for me to do one. 41 00:01:39,306 --> 00:01:41,205 That was short and sweet. 42 00:01:41,207 --> 00:01:42,272 Won't you just say? 43 00:01:42,274 --> 00:01:42,272 Thank you, sir. 44 00:01:42,274 --> 00:01:43,673 Good to have you, miss. 45 00:01:46,510 --> 00:01:49,078 Jay is heading home today and he's done what he needed to do. 46 00:01:49,080 --> 00:01:51,113 And that's sort the fuckin family out. 47 00:01:51,115 --> 00:01:53,315 But now we've got to deal with Marnie comin' back and I bet ya 48 00:01:53,317 --> 00:01:56,818 any money, shit kicks off between the girls. 49 00:01:56,820 --> 00:01:58,319 [guitar music] 50 00:02:07,529 --> 00:02:09,696 I'm still full of anger about Marnie. 51 00:02:09,698 --> 00:02:11,631 I can't get my head around the fact that she could be coming 52 00:02:11,633 --> 00:02:14,533 back to this house and living with us. 53 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,234 What the fuck? 54 00:02:21,206 --> 00:02:23,173 Marnie left the house 'cuz of her fight with Holly, but we all 55 00:02:23,175 --> 00:02:26,042 know there's a chance that she could come back. 56 00:02:30,447 --> 00:02:32,147 I am still pissed off about what happened with Marnie and Gary 57 00:02:32,149 --> 00:02:34,249 at work, but I wanna hear her side of the story 58 00:02:34,251 --> 00:02:35,383 because I do still like her. 59 00:02:35,385 --> 00:02:37,551 [electric music] 60 00:02:37,553 --> 00:02:39,319 Me and Charlotte have got a feeling that Marnie is gonna 61 00:02:39,321 --> 00:02:40,787 come back today. 62 00:02:40,789 --> 00:02:42,121 If she does come back it's just going to be a complete 63 00:02:42,123 --> 00:02:44,223 fucking disaster. 64 00:02:48,528 --> 00:02:50,595 She's got a nerve if she thinks she's coming back in this house 65 00:02:50,597 --> 00:02:52,763 and we're all just gonna be playing happy family again, 66 00:02:52,765 --> 00:02:54,431 because that's just not how it's gonna be. 67 00:02:54,433 --> 00:02:56,666 If Marnie does come back, I feel like right now she probably 68 00:02:56,668 --> 00:02:59,135 doesn't know who she wants out of Scott or Gary, so she 69 00:02:59,137 --> 00:03:01,470 probably just gonna get four balled by 'em both. 70 00:03:01,971 --> 00:03:04,105 Gary was a snake and betrayed Scott. 71 00:03:04,107 --> 00:03:07,541 And I think this is a real test to whether he'll do it again. 72 00:03:07,543 --> 00:03:09,242 I know he's gotta speak to her once to tell her the crack, 73 00:03:09,244 --> 00:03:11,510 but if he speaks to her again after that, that's it. 74 00:03:11,512 --> 00:03:11,510 Me and him are done. 75 00:03:11,512 --> 00:03:14,179 I really don't think the lads are gonna stick up for me 76 00:03:14,181 --> 00:03:17,048 and Holly at all in the Marnie situation. 77 00:03:17,050 --> 00:03:18,682 I think Marnie is gonna walk through that door and they're 78 00:03:18,684 --> 00:03:20,583 all gonna be like, "Hi ya Marnie, how've ya been? 79 00:03:20,585 --> 00:03:21,750 Are you OK?" 80 00:03:21,752 --> 00:03:25,987 [guitar music] 81 00:03:41,570 --> 00:03:44,071 But if we try, they'll probably just kick off. 82 00:03:44,772 --> 00:03:45,638 Fuckin' hell. 83 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,438 Hi, ya. 84 00:03:46,440 --> 00:03:47,505 Fuck. 85 00:03:47,507 --> 00:03:47,505 Marnie is back. 86 00:03:47,507 --> 00:03:51,308 I know we've all talked about it, but shit's just got real. 87 00:03:52,009 --> 00:03:52,975 How are you? 88 00:03:52,977 --> 00:03:53,575 I'm all right. 89 00:03:53,577 --> 00:03:54,776 How are yous? 90 00:03:54,778 --> 00:03:56,544 Good, good. 91 00:03:56,546 --> 00:03:59,780 I walk back in the house to find James and Gary in the garden, 92 00:03:59,782 --> 00:04:02,482 and I'm so happy that it's just them two because at the minute, 93 00:04:02,484 --> 00:04:06,118 them are the only two I feel comfortable talking to. 94 00:04:09,088 --> 00:04:11,155 I'm so nervous about seeing Scott. 95 00:04:11,157 --> 00:04:13,490 I don't know how he's gonna act when he sees us. 96 00:04:13,492 --> 00:04:16,292 I haven't been here to defend myself, and God knows what the 97 00:04:16,294 --> 00:04:18,727 lasses have been drilling in his head while I've been gone. 98 00:04:20,596 --> 00:04:22,463 Marnie needs to know the position the girls have put us 99 00:04:22,465 --> 00:04:24,465 in by sayin' we're not allowed to talk to her, 100 00:04:24,467 --> 00:04:26,300 or they won't talk to us. 101 00:04:38,445 --> 00:04:41,113 It's just so fuckin nasty that the girls would try to stop 102 00:04:41,115 --> 00:04:44,516 the boys from speakin' to us. 103 00:04:49,488 --> 00:04:50,421 Hello. 104 00:04:50,423 --> 00:04:51,588 Hi, ya. 105 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:51,588 Where the fuck have you been? 106 00:04:51,590 --> 00:04:54,624 So I walk off the toilet after having a Johnson and fuck me, 107 00:04:54,626 --> 00:04:56,058 Marnie is there. 108 00:04:56,060 --> 00:04:57,159 I'm buzzin' to see her. 109 00:04:57,161 --> 00:04:59,261 Well, I didn't expect to see you. 110 00:04:59,263 --> 00:05:00,495 I had a little break. 111 00:05:00,497 --> 00:05:00,495 Did you? 112 00:05:00,497 --> 00:05:00,495 Mhmm. 113 00:05:00,497 --> 00:05:04,499 I can't believe how happy Scott is to see us. 114 00:05:04,501 --> 00:05:06,901 He's genuinely really happy that I'm back. 115 00:05:07,068 --> 00:05:09,936 If he's all right with me, then so should the girls. 116 00:05:19,579 --> 00:05:19,578 Yeah, I know. 117 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:19,578 You know what I mean? 118 00:05:19,580 --> 00:05:22,080 I shouldn't have flirted with Gary. 119 00:05:22,082 --> 00:05:22,080 What is done is done. 120 00:05:22,082 --> 00:05:24,715 It's the past and we can't change it. 121 00:05:24,717 --> 00:05:26,483 I just want to forget about it. 122 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:28,985 Of course we are. 123 00:05:28,987 --> 00:05:31,554 We're never not friends. 124 00:05:31,556 --> 00:05:32,154 All right. 125 00:05:32,156 --> 00:05:33,021 All right. 126 00:05:34,423 --> 00:05:35,356 I don't think Holly and Charlotte are going to be 127 00:05:35,358 --> 00:05:36,623 as forgiving as me. 128 00:05:36,625 --> 00:05:38,324 It's gonna take a lot more than a sorry and a hug 129 00:05:38,326 --> 00:05:40,092 to sort that shit out. 130 00:05:40,094 --> 00:05:44,663 [rock music] 131 00:05:44,665 --> 00:05:46,665 So me and Charlotte walk back into the house and we're fully 132 00:05:46,667 --> 00:05:49,334 expecting Marnie to be in the kitchen suckin' Gary and Scott 133 00:05:49,336 --> 00:05:52,036 off at the same time, but she's not there. 134 00:05:53,271 --> 00:05:55,071 [off screen shouts] 135 00:05:55,073 --> 00:05:55,938 Out the back. 136 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:55,938 [sarcastic laughter] 137 00:05:55,940 --> 00:05:58,707 So Holly and Charlotte have got back in the house and I don't 138 00:05:58,709 --> 00:06:00,075 think they actually realize the Marnie is here as well, 139 00:06:00,077 --> 00:06:01,009 but fuck that. 140 00:06:01,011 --> 00:06:03,144 I'm not tellin' 'em. 141 00:06:13,188 --> 00:06:15,589 Gary is tellin' us that Marnie is back and she's in her bed, 142 00:06:15,591 --> 00:06:18,024 as if nothin' has happened. 143 00:06:18,258 --> 00:06:19,291 I'm like, well fuck me. 144 00:06:19,293 --> 00:06:21,393 She's fuckin' game. 145 00:06:21,395 --> 00:06:25,430 [banging and smashing] 146 00:06:25,432 --> 00:06:27,598 So I'm upstairs in the bedroom and I can hear Charlotte and 147 00:06:27,600 --> 00:06:30,133 Holly smashing things off, but fuck them. 148 00:06:30,135 --> 00:06:32,001 I'm not scared of them. 149 00:06:34,571 --> 00:06:34,570 Are the girls OK? 150 00:06:34,572 --> 00:06:37,039 We're bangin' on the walls, smashin' things on the benches, 151 00:06:37,041 --> 00:06:39,174 markin' our territory. 152 00:06:39,176 --> 00:06:42,644 [loud knocking] 153 00:06:44,613 --> 00:06:45,646 Why the fuck are they acting like they've just been 154 00:06:45,648 --> 00:06:48,115 released from the zoo? 155 00:07:02,663 --> 00:07:05,231 So, Scott is sayin' that Marnie was so scared to come back 156 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:07,099 and blah, blah, fucking blah. 157 00:07:07,101 --> 00:07:10,335 And all he's done is get sucked in by all these shitty little 158 00:07:10,337 --> 00:07:12,603 words that she's just twisted in his head. 159 00:07:12,605 --> 00:07:15,672 It must be hard to sort of be in that -- It must be hard -- 160 00:07:15,674 --> 00:07:16,506 Oh, my fucking God. 161 00:07:16,508 --> 00:07:17,406 Are you kidding? 162 00:07:17,408 --> 00:07:17,406 Are you fucking kiddin'? 163 00:07:17,408 --> 00:07:17,406 Now she's got to lie in it. 164 00:07:17,408 --> 00:07:21,209 She's dug her own grave, she can lie in it. 165 00:07:21,211 --> 00:07:22,009 OK. 166 00:07:22,011 --> 00:07:22,476 Alright. 167 00:07:22,478 --> 00:07:22,476 Understand. 168 00:07:22,478 --> 00:07:25,278 They've got no loyalties, whatsoever and Charlotte 169 00:07:25,280 --> 00:07:27,613 is goin' fuckin' mental. 170 00:07:27,615 --> 00:07:30,916 She's fucked it up with your so-called best friend. 171 00:07:30,918 --> 00:07:32,050 It's a job enough we're standing here all together 172 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:32,050 and you forgive him. 173 00:07:32,052 --> 00:07:36,154 Never mind letting her walk in and piss you for a round, eh? 174 00:07:36,156 --> 00:07:37,922 She's a fuckin' slut. 175 00:07:38,223 --> 00:07:40,324 She's deceived us all and I don't know why she's lying up 176 00:07:40,326 --> 00:07:42,159 there in that bed now. 177 00:07:42,494 --> 00:07:44,761 I don't know why any of yous would even talk to her. 178 00:07:45,262 --> 00:07:45,261 All right. 179 00:07:45,263 --> 00:07:48,597 I don't actually understand how Charlotte is so angry. 180 00:07:48,599 --> 00:07:50,198 The bird's off the fuckin' map. 181 00:07:50,200 --> 00:07:51,532 Either she really doesn't like Marnie, 182 00:07:51,534 --> 00:07:53,667 or it's all about her and Gary. 183 00:08:00,107 --> 00:08:01,474 Charlotte screams at us. 184 00:08:01,476 --> 00:08:03,609 I'm not going to let anyone speak to me like that. 185 00:08:03,611 --> 00:08:05,243 I'm not gonna let them girls push us out. 186 00:08:05,245 --> 00:08:06,711 I'm in it 'til the end. 187 00:08:06,713 --> 00:08:08,345 Oh, you're gonna come smack us then like what you did to her? 188 00:08:08,347 --> 00:08:08,345 No. 189 00:08:08,347 --> 00:08:10,447 You dropped a -- She said, she said -- 190 00:08:10,449 --> 00:08:12,115 [in unison] shut the fuck up. 191 00:08:12,117 --> 00:08:14,750 That's all I can hear is the birds screamin' at each other 192 00:08:14,752 --> 00:08:16,618 and maybe I should go in there and split it up? 193 00:08:16,620 --> 00:08:18,686 But I can't be fuckin asked, crack on. 194 00:08:18,987 --> 00:08:18,986 You little slut. 195 00:08:18,988 --> 00:08:24,091 Don't you fuckin' run at me you stupid little scumbag. 196 00:08:24,093 --> 00:08:26,126 I'm so angry because I feel like she just walked back in 197 00:08:26,128 --> 00:08:29,295 that house, not accepted responsibility for what she did 198 00:08:29,297 --> 00:08:33,965 and it's just completely got the lads back on her side. 199 00:08:36,635 --> 00:08:39,036 Yeah, of course we would you stupid little scumbag. 200 00:08:39,038 --> 00:08:40,470 We don't want you in this house. 201 00:08:40,472 --> 00:08:42,605 I don't know how were gonna recover from this. 202 00:08:42,607 --> 00:08:45,441 I can't even look at her, let alone live with her. 203 00:08:45,443 --> 00:08:47,609 I don't want you in this house. 204 00:08:48,110 --> 00:08:50,444 So you're just gonna stay here and no one is gonna speak to ya? 205 00:08:50,446 --> 00:08:51,578 Good. 206 00:08:58,652 --> 00:09:01,687 Who the fuck does Charlotte think she is callin' me a slag? 207 00:09:01,689 --> 00:09:04,589 I might be a flirt, but I'm definitely not a slut. 208 00:09:04,591 --> 00:09:07,291 I've only kissed one person in this house and that's Scott. 209 00:09:07,293 --> 00:09:09,226 And has a little bit of a harmless flirt with Gary, 210 00:09:09,228 --> 00:09:10,594 that doesn't make us a slag. 211 00:09:10,596 --> 00:09:13,630 I'm absolutely fuckin' shaking. 212 00:09:13,632 --> 00:09:16,332 I'm fucking shakin'. 213 00:09:16,334 --> 00:09:18,434 [Sigh] 214 00:09:20,970 --> 00:09:25,206 I can't, Gaz I can't be -- I don't I wasn't there. 215 00:09:25,208 --> 00:09:27,575 All Scott and Gary fuckin' do is think with their fuckin' cocks. 216 00:09:27,577 --> 00:09:29,410 If they thought with the head or the heart they'd be on mine and 217 00:09:29,412 --> 00:09:31,512 Charlotte's side, knowin' that we're a family and that we've 218 00:09:31,514 --> 00:09:33,280 been through so much together. 219 00:09:37,418 --> 00:09:37,417 I'm absolutely gutted. 220 00:09:37,419 --> 00:09:41,220 I don't even think a burnt sausage will sort this out. 221 00:09:43,423 --> 00:09:45,323 I said before, I came in and had one talk with her. 222 00:09:45,325 --> 00:09:45,323 Scott -- 223 00:09:45,325 --> 00:09:45,323 You're supposed to tell her right then and there 224 00:09:45,325 --> 00:09:49,760 that you wouldn't be speaking to her. 225 00:09:49,762 --> 00:09:49,760 I did. 226 00:09:49,762 --> 00:09:49,760 I said, I said -- what'd I say about, Holly? 227 00:09:49,762 --> 00:09:49,760 I said, "Look, when the girls come back in -- 228 00:09:49,762 --> 00:09:49,760 So why is she actin' then as if yous are 229 00:09:49,762 --> 00:09:55,031 all talkin' to her? 230 00:09:55,033 --> 00:09:56,365 The lads, as to be expected, are quivering away. 231 00:09:56,367 --> 00:09:57,566 They haven't got our backs. 232 00:09:57,568 --> 00:10:00,068 What stupid assholes. 233 00:10:00,070 --> 00:10:02,270 Do you know Holly has been fucked over once, one too 234 00:10:02,272 --> 00:10:05,239 many times, by you, by you, and now by her. 235 00:10:05,241 --> 00:10:07,674 And you've started this with her and I don't think it's fair. 236 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:07,674 Start what with her? 237 00:10:07,676 --> 00:10:10,209 I've had one conversation that's all. 238 00:10:10,211 --> 00:10:13,045 One conversation, swear to God that was it. 239 00:10:13,047 --> 00:10:27,259 [guitar and piano] 240 00:10:27,261 --> 00:10:29,527 So, I go upstairs to check on Marnie, I'm expectin' her to be 241 00:10:29,529 --> 00:10:32,062 cryin' but she seems all right. 242 00:10:32,064 --> 00:10:33,763 Guess she's tougher than she looks. 243 00:10:33,765 --> 00:10:35,131 Oh, fuckin' hell. 244 00:10:35,133 --> 00:10:37,500 I didn't think it was gonna go that bad. 245 00:10:37,502 --> 00:10:38,200 I knew. 246 00:10:38,202 --> 00:10:39,501 I knew it would. 247 00:10:39,503 --> 00:10:40,301 Did you? 248 00:10:40,303 --> 00:10:40,301 Oh my God. 249 00:10:40,303 --> 00:10:43,003 It's a fuckin' bad situation, this one. 250 00:10:43,005 --> 00:10:46,039 I think James is expecting us to be cryin' me eyes out. 251 00:10:46,041 --> 00:10:49,175 It has really upset us, and I am holdin' me tears back. 252 00:10:49,177 --> 00:10:52,178 But I will not let anyone know that it's got to us. 253 00:10:52,180 --> 00:10:54,046 I know that Charlotte's just really, really worked up. 254 00:10:54,048 --> 00:10:55,647 I think they've both worked themselves up the last couple 255 00:10:55,649 --> 00:10:57,615 of days with them both being together 256 00:10:57,617 --> 00:10:58,749 and you not being there. 257 00:10:58,751 --> 00:10:58,749 Yeah. 258 00:10:58,751 --> 00:11:03,253 And then when they seen you, they just fucking exploded. 259 00:11:03,255 --> 00:11:05,321 The lads, none of us want any of this to happen. 260 00:11:05,323 --> 00:11:07,089 We don't want there to be arguments in the house, 261 00:11:07,091 --> 00:11:08,323 we just want everyone to get on. 262 00:11:08,325 --> 00:11:10,391 And for everyone to have a fuckin' good time. 263 00:11:10,393 --> 00:11:12,226 I'm not really sure on what to say to Marnie to try 264 00:11:12,228 --> 00:11:14,294 and cheer her up. 265 00:11:14,296 --> 00:11:15,995 But I think she just needs someone to listen to her, 266 00:11:15,997 --> 00:11:18,364 so I'm just gonna sit here, and nod. 267 00:11:18,631 --> 00:11:21,566 Good for me, to think that this might be a way to get us out. 268 00:11:21,568 --> 00:11:24,268 They're just gonna keep on goin' with it. 269 00:11:24,270 --> 00:11:27,271 It was more Charlotte arguing with you than Holly? 270 00:11:27,273 --> 00:11:29,573 You haven't done anything to Charlotte have you? 271 00:11:29,575 --> 00:11:32,275 Charlotte is jealous 'cus of Gary. 272 00:11:33,443 --> 00:11:36,211 Charlotte seems more bothered than anyone about this. 273 00:11:36,213 --> 00:11:38,613 It's clear, it's blatant because she's still bothered about Gary 274 00:11:38,615 --> 00:11:41,282 and she's jealous that I was flirtin' with him. 275 00:11:41,284 --> 00:11:43,150 I would have a lot more respect for her if she just came out and 276 00:11:43,152 --> 00:11:46,219 told us, instead of using the fight as an excuse. 277 00:11:46,620 --> 00:11:49,254 Well, then we're just gonna have to see what happens. 278 00:11:49,256 --> 00:11:51,222 [sighs] 279 00:11:51,224 --> 00:11:54,024 ¶ 280 00:11:54,026 --> 00:12:00,930 [doors shaking] 281 00:12:00,932 --> 00:12:04,400 Marnie came into this house with intentions of wanting to fuck 282 00:12:04,402 --> 00:12:06,402 every single lad under our roof. 283 00:12:06,404 --> 00:12:07,703 The first thing she said to Holly was, 284 00:12:07,705 --> 00:12:09,371 "What's happening with you and Scott? 285 00:12:09,373 --> 00:12:10,672 Because I want to get with him." 286 00:12:10,674 --> 00:12:12,607 What kind of girl does that? 287 00:12:12,609 --> 00:12:16,043 She had no intentions of making friends with any of us. 288 00:12:22,216 --> 00:12:24,483 I don't feel like going out tonight, especially not with 289 00:12:24,485 --> 00:12:26,084 everyone in the house. 290 00:12:26,086 --> 00:12:29,053 I feel like I've got nowhere with this and I'm totally alone. 291 00:12:29,055 --> 00:12:34,591 [electronic dance music] 292 00:12:34,593 --> 00:12:36,059 I'm actually buzzin' for tonight. 293 00:12:36,061 --> 00:12:38,761 No drama, 'cus that stupid idiot is not comin' out. 294 00:12:38,763 --> 00:12:42,197 [screams] 295 00:12:49,972 --> 00:12:52,173 I just want it to be like old times, with Gary and Scott 296 00:12:52,175 --> 00:12:54,208 tryin' to pull random fanny. 297 00:13:07,488 --> 00:13:09,622 The girls are desperate for me to start a pull tonight. 298 00:13:09,624 --> 00:13:11,957 But I think this is more about pissin' Marnie off than me 299 00:13:11,959 --> 00:13:13,291 and Scott getting a bang. 300 00:13:27,271 --> 00:13:29,005 Gary has already pulled, but Scott looks like 301 00:13:29,007 --> 00:13:30,239 he needs me help. 302 00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:30,239 I'm stepping in. 303 00:13:30,241 --> 00:13:34,509 I'm not letting Scott go back home to spoon Marnie tonight. 304 00:13:49,624 --> 00:13:49,623 Shit. 305 00:13:49,625 --> 00:13:52,692 This is gonna be harder than I thought. 306 00:13:52,694 --> 00:13:59,031 [electronic dance music] 307 00:13:59,033 --> 00:14:01,433 So I pull this bird and I want to take her back and nest her. 308 00:14:25,191 --> 00:14:26,658 Charlotte has lost her fuckin' plot and I don't 309 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:26,658 trust her motives. 310 00:14:26,660 --> 00:14:30,361 As much as I want to smash a bird tonight I'm not going to 311 00:14:30,363 --> 00:14:31,628 'cus it'd be shady on Marnie. 312 00:14:37,367 --> 00:14:38,166 Let's go. 313 00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:41,602 [rock music] 314 00:14:45,940 --> 00:14:48,441 We all get back to the house and I'm fuckin mortal. 315 00:14:48,443 --> 00:14:50,376 I'm just glad that Marnie is in bed because 316 00:14:50,378 --> 00:14:51,710 I don't want round two. 317 00:14:51,712 --> 00:14:53,278 Round three? 318 00:14:53,280 --> 00:14:54,979 Round four? 319 00:14:55,647 --> 00:14:58,548 [laughing] 320 00:14:58,550 --> 00:15:00,116 [coughing] 321 00:15:00,118 --> 00:15:02,084 It makes us feel a bit on edge when I see Charlotte and Gaz 322 00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:03,385 gettin' friendly. 323 00:15:03,387 --> 00:15:05,120 'Cus we all know where that leads to. 324 00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:12,025 No, no, no. 325 00:15:12,027 --> 00:15:12,525 Ready? One -- 326 00:15:12,527 --> 00:15:13,325 Gary no. 327 00:15:13,327 --> 00:15:13,325 Two -- 328 00:15:13,327 --> 00:15:14,893 Gary, no, please. 329 00:15:14,895 --> 00:15:15,460 Please! 330 00:15:15,462 --> 00:15:16,093 Please! 331 00:15:16,095 --> 00:15:17,961 [laughs] 332 00:15:19,496 --> 00:15:20,896 Things are getting far too flirtatious between 333 00:15:20,898 --> 00:15:22,063 Charlotte and Gaz. 334 00:15:22,065 --> 00:15:22,063 What the fucks he doin'? 335 00:15:22,065 --> 00:15:25,599 Surely he's not gonna try and go about that. 336 00:15:29,670 --> 00:15:29,669 [slap] 337 00:15:29,671 --> 00:15:33,139 I'm in bed and out of the blue, Charlotte sits at the bottom of 338 00:15:33,141 --> 00:15:35,474 me bed and starts chattin' away. 339 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:38,443 This feels like old times. 340 00:15:40,412 --> 00:15:43,046 I'm really drunk and me and Gary a having a right laugh again. 341 00:15:43,048 --> 00:15:45,715 We're getting' on dead well, in the shag pad. 342 00:15:45,717 --> 00:15:46,716 Shit. 343 00:15:46,718 --> 00:15:49,218 Why am I in the shag pad havin' a laugh with Gary? 344 00:15:59,328 --> 00:16:02,029 It has been a long time since the words: Gaz, Charlotte, 345 00:16:02,031 --> 00:16:04,164 and shag pad have been in the same sentence. 346 00:16:10,971 --> 00:16:12,071 I'm gonna go away now. 347 00:16:12,073 --> 00:16:13,472 Bye, Gary! 348 00:16:20,579 --> 00:16:28,885 [rock music] 349 00:16:32,390 --> 00:16:33,623 I don't know if I can forgive the girls for 350 00:16:33,625 --> 00:16:35,324 what they've done to us. 351 00:16:35,326 --> 00:16:38,126 I would understand if Gary was in the same seat as me, 352 00:16:38,128 --> 00:16:42,463 but the speakin' to him and have left me out it's not fair. 353 00:16:54,241 --> 00:16:56,508 The only thing we now need to do it get them speakin', 354 00:16:56,510 --> 00:16:58,810 then it's happy fuckin' days. 355 00:16:58,812 --> 00:17:02,013 [guitar music] 356 00:17:02,015 --> 00:17:04,015 At the minute this house must be doin' Marnie's head in. 357 00:17:04,017 --> 00:17:06,083 So me and Scott are gonna take her out and do something fun. 358 00:17:06,085 --> 00:17:07,651 We're gonna go surfin'. 359 00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:09,519 But in the back of me head this is gonna be quite weird, 360 00:17:09,521 --> 00:17:11,654 because it's me, Scott, and Marnie. 361 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:11,654 Awkward. 362 00:17:14,591 --> 00:17:16,224 I've come out of the change rooms to find the boys 363 00:17:16,226 --> 00:17:18,192 standin' there in the wet suits. 364 00:17:18,194 --> 00:17:20,594 Scott's got the Australian surfer dude thing goin' on, 365 00:17:20,596 --> 00:17:23,196 but Gary's got the bigger bulge. 366 00:17:23,198 --> 00:17:25,398 What the fucks goin' on? 367 00:17:25,400 --> 00:17:26,532 Marnie asked for help doing her wetsuit up, 368 00:17:26,534 --> 00:17:26,532 so I'm gonna zip it up. 369 00:17:26,534 --> 00:17:29,201 But the look Scott is givin' us I might as 370 00:17:29,203 --> 00:17:31,403 well be lickin' her out. 371 00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:34,339 [talking quietly] 372 00:17:34,341 --> 00:17:36,040 After seein the way that the girls reacted when I got back 373 00:17:36,042 --> 00:17:38,409 to the house, I definitely think I should leave 374 00:17:38,411 --> 00:17:39,777 things with me and Scott. 375 00:17:39,779 --> 00:17:41,378 I don't want to make things worse than 376 00:17:41,380 --> 00:17:43,213 what they already are. 377 00:17:45,015 --> 00:17:45,014 We're meant to be surfing, but Scott and Marnie are 378 00:17:45,016 --> 00:17:48,150 just chillin' on the beach on the surf boards. 379 00:17:48,152 --> 00:17:49,351 Fuck it, I'm stealin' a wave. 380 00:17:49,353 --> 00:17:53,688 Listen, there is nothing at all with me and Gary though. 381 00:17:53,690 --> 00:17:55,022 Like nothing at all. 382 00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:55,022 So Marnie is still baggin' on about what happened 383 00:17:55,024 --> 00:17:55,022 between her and Gary. 384 00:17:55,024 --> 00:18:00,727 Put a new fucking mix in, kid, 'cus you're boring as hell. 385 00:18:00,729 --> 00:18:02,395 The girls thought there was something going on. 386 00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:02,395 They didn't just say that. 387 00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:02,395 Don't bring the girls into this, Scott. 388 00:18:02,397 --> 00:18:05,498 The girls are doing anything they can to 389 00:18:05,500 --> 00:18:06,932 and make it worse. 390 00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:06,932 Tell 'em to kick off. 391 00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:06,932 I should be able to defend meself. 392 00:18:06,934 --> 00:18:10,268 And you shouldn't be listenin' to what they think without me 393 00:18:10,270 --> 00:18:12,336 defending meself as well. 394 00:18:12,338 --> 00:18:14,304 So Marnie thinks I listen to the lasses too much. 395 00:18:14,306 --> 00:18:15,371 But of course I'm gonna listen to them. 396 00:18:15,373 --> 00:18:16,672 Charlotte is like me best mate. 397 00:18:16,674 --> 00:18:18,974 And I trust them more then I trust you anyway. 398 00:18:18,976 --> 00:18:29,084 [rock music] 399 00:18:29,086 --> 00:18:37,625 [rock music] 400 00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:39,360 So, I was thinkin', right? 401 00:18:39,362 --> 00:18:40,728 You know we're doin' all the buggin' in this things and that? 402 00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:42,362 And you're gonna fuckin' buzz off this as well. 403 00:18:42,364 --> 00:18:42,362 Right. 404 00:18:42,364 --> 00:18:42,362 You ever heard of that thing called rapture men? 405 00:18:42,364 --> 00:18:46,366 It' s like, you know, what the special forces do, 406 00:18:46,368 --> 00:18:46,366 like 'Mission Impossible'. 407 00:18:46,368 --> 00:18:49,469 Where they, like, run off the fuckin' side of the buildings. 408 00:18:49,471 --> 00:18:51,003 Like, where they have a rope attached to them. 409 00:18:51,005 --> 00:18:53,572 I found out, there's a place near London what does it. 410 00:18:53,574 --> 00:18:56,541 Scotts next booklist idea is rapture men in London. 411 00:18:56,543 --> 00:18:58,175 That means we gotta go down there, have a night out, 412 00:18:58,177 --> 00:18:59,376 and do a wicked activity. 413 00:18:59,378 --> 00:19:00,510 I can't wait. 414 00:19:00,512 --> 00:19:01,911 Oh it's gonna be London, fuckin' mayhem. 415 00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:08,383 But if we're goin' to London, Charlie-Char's 416 00:19:08,385 --> 00:19:09,984 boyfriend's in London. 417 00:19:09,986 --> 00:19:12,152 So why can't we eventually meet Mitch? 418 00:19:12,154 --> 00:19:13,553 I'd be the perfect opportunity to meet him. 419 00:19:13,555 --> 00:19:13,553 At least try. 420 00:19:13,555 --> 00:19:16,088 I'll vouch, if he sees me, he'll see me all wasted. 421 00:19:16,090 --> 00:19:18,490 I'll be like to meet him. 422 00:19:18,492 --> 00:19:19,324 Charlotte?? 423 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:20,024 What? 424 00:19:20,026 --> 00:19:21,358 Does Mitch exist? 425 00:19:21,360 --> 00:19:23,159 Fuck off. 426 00:19:23,161 --> 00:19:24,360 [laughing] 427 00:19:24,362 --> 00:19:25,094 Holly? 428 00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:25,094 Yeah? 429 00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:25,094 I feel like fucking trying to get Mitch to come out. 430 00:19:25,096 --> 00:19:30,132 Everybody wants to meet Mitch and I really want him to come 431 00:19:30,134 --> 00:19:32,367 out when we're in London, but I'm scared if I ask him, 432 00:19:32,369 --> 00:19:34,068 he won't come. 433 00:19:34,070 --> 00:19:36,303 Well, do you think he will, though? 434 00:19:36,305 --> 00:19:37,237 No. 435 00:19:37,239 --> 00:19:39,539 I really want to meet him. 436 00:19:39,541 --> 00:19:42,041 So, Charlotte is really scared of inviting Mitch to London, 437 00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:42,041 but I'm not. 438 00:19:42,043 --> 00:19:44,943 And I feel like Mitch wouldn't be able to say "no" to me 439 00:19:44,945 --> 00:19:46,945 because I'm Charlotte's best friend. 440 00:19:46,947 --> 00:19:49,113 He's got to respect that, so I'm gonna ring him. 441 00:19:49,115 --> 00:19:50,581 Go, ring him. 442 00:19:50,583 --> 00:19:51,682 I trust ya. 443 00:19:51,684 --> 00:19:52,683 Tell him I love him. 444 00:19:52,685 --> 00:19:54,117 Tell him he's me life. 445 00:19:54,119 --> 00:19:55,218 This is gotta work. 446 00:19:55,220 --> 00:19:57,153 Fingers crossed. 447 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:58,687 Hi, is that Mitch? 448 00:19:58,689 --> 00:20:00,622 Hi, ya. 449 00:20:00,624 --> 00:20:02,724 It's Holly, Charlotte's best friend. 450 00:20:02,726 --> 00:20:05,059 Yeah, I'm good, how are you? 451 00:20:05,061 --> 00:20:08,996 Well basically what I'm ringin' you for is because we're coming 452 00:20:08,998 --> 00:20:10,697 to London tomorrow night. 453 00:20:10,699 --> 00:20:13,232 I thought that maybe I could persuade you to come out? 454 00:20:13,234 --> 00:20:15,300 So, I'm on the phone with Mitch and I'm thinking. 455 00:20:15,302 --> 00:20:16,367 "Well, this is gonna go brilliantly." 456 00:20:16,768 --> 00:20:19,035 [laughs] 457 00:20:19,037 --> 00:20:22,104 And no, he completely passes. 458 00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:22,104 Why, Mitch? 459 00:20:22,106 --> 00:20:25,207 I thought you wouldn't be able to say "no" to me. 460 00:20:27,109 --> 00:20:27,775 Wait. 461 00:20:29,444 --> 00:20:29,443 Do you know what? 462 00:20:29,445 --> 00:20:33,246 We're stating to believe that you might not be real. 463 00:20:33,248 --> 00:20:34,780 This wasn't the best idea and now I'm a bit 464 00:20:34,782 --> 00:20:36,148 scared to tell Charlotte. 465 00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:36,148 Right, okay. 466 00:20:36,150 --> 00:20:39,151 Well I don't know what else I can do about this situation 467 00:20:39,153 --> 00:20:40,685 right now than to -- 468 00:20:42,521 --> 00:20:44,655 -- bye. 469 00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:48,491 Well, that was a fucking disaster. 470 00:20:48,493 --> 00:20:50,326 Charlotte? 471 00:20:50,328 --> 00:20:51,327 What? 472 00:20:51,329 --> 00:20:53,062 He said, "No" to me too. 473 00:20:53,064 --> 00:20:55,798 Oh, for fuck's sake, man! 474 00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:58,433 I'm really upset about it, but I don't want to really act like it 475 00:20:58,435 --> 00:21:01,369 'cus I don't wanna make meself look stupid. 476 00:21:01,371 --> 00:21:04,038 So I'm just gonna act like it's fine, when really 477 00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:05,272 I'm a little bit girlish. 478 00:21:05,274 --> 00:21:08,942 Yeah, well, I told you he wouldn't come. 479 00:21:08,944 --> 00:21:11,444 Ah, first night, that we're all together. 480 00:21:12,179 --> 00:21:13,445 Think it's gonna go well? 481 00:21:13,447 --> 00:21:15,213 How are we feeling, Marnie? 482 00:21:15,215 --> 00:21:17,548 Dreadin' it? 483 00:21:17,550 --> 00:21:20,150 Tonight's the first night out since everything happened. 484 00:21:20,152 --> 00:21:22,252 I'm very nervous to see how it goes. 485 00:21:22,254 --> 00:21:24,487 If Charlotte and Holly can act like that when they're sober, 486 00:21:24,489 --> 00:21:26,422 I'm scared to see how they act when they're drunk. 487 00:21:26,723 --> 00:21:28,190 There's gonna be drink involved, 488 00:21:28,192 --> 00:21:30,392 so it's either gonna go one of two ways: 489 00:21:30,394 --> 00:21:34,996 it could worse and kick off, or it could get better. 490 00:21:35,330 --> 00:21:37,731 So tonight, is family fuckin' reunion night. 491 00:21:37,733 --> 00:21:39,499 Let's just hope the girls don't end up rippin' 492 00:21:39,501 --> 00:21:40,600 each other's head off. 493 00:21:40,602 --> 00:21:43,569 [electronic dance music] 494 00:21:43,571 --> 00:21:44,603 We're goin' out tonight. 495 00:21:44,605 --> 00:21:46,271 All of us, even Marnie. 496 00:21:46,273 --> 00:21:47,171 But that's okay. 497 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:47,171 Everything's gonna be fine. 498 00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:50,407 The lads are talk to Marnie and me and Holly are just gonna 499 00:21:50,409 --> 00:21:51,508 get drunk together. 500 00:21:51,510 --> 00:21:53,643 Everything's going to be fine. 501 00:22:06,623 --> 00:22:09,958 So I get to Bijoux, and it's awkward already. 502 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:09,958 I'm on me own. 503 00:22:09,960 --> 00:22:13,094 All the boys are sticking with Charlotte and Holly. 504 00:22:13,096 --> 00:22:14,595 And I just don't know what to do. 505 00:22:14,597 --> 00:22:16,296 The best thing to do was get absolutely mortal 506 00:22:16,298 --> 00:22:17,997 so I don't notice. 507 00:22:25,171 --> 00:22:27,572 I much preferred it when Charlotte was ignoring Gaz. 508 00:22:27,574 --> 00:22:27,572 Fucking hate them. 509 00:22:27,574 --> 00:22:33,177 'Cus this whole being friends crap just isn't gonna work. 510 00:22:51,062 --> 00:22:53,496 Marnie is dancin' on her own and blatantly talking to herself. 511 00:22:53,498 --> 00:22:56,265 And the girls couldn't give a fuck. 512 00:22:58,534 --> 00:22:58,533 I'm fuckin' sick of this. 513 00:22:58,535 --> 00:23:02,570 Either the lasses need to sort it out, or Scott does. 514 00:23:19,487 --> 00:23:21,688 James is probably the only lad in this house big enough brain 515 00:23:21,690 --> 00:23:24,057 cells to be able to have a conversation 516 00:23:24,059 --> 00:23:26,125 while we're this drunk. 517 00:23:38,437 --> 00:23:40,604 I'm really hoping that her boyfriend, Mitch, comes in 518 00:23:40,606 --> 00:23:42,606 to London tomorrow 'cus it is starting to look like she needs 519 00:23:42,608 --> 00:23:44,074 attention from him. 520 00:23:44,408 --> 00:23:46,509 Not Gary. 521 00:23:48,211 --> 00:23:51,613 I'm still dancing on me own and it's horrible. 522 00:23:51,615 --> 00:23:53,047 I don't know how two girls could make someone else 523 00:23:53,049 --> 00:23:55,516 feel like that, on purpose. 524 00:23:59,954 --> 00:24:01,120 Things aren't goin' to plan. 525 00:24:01,122 --> 00:24:03,355 The lads aren't even speaking to Marnie. 526 00:24:03,357 --> 00:24:05,390 She's standin', dancin' by herself. 527 00:24:06,091 --> 00:24:09,193 And I'm starting to feel really awful about it all. 528 00:24:09,195 --> 00:24:11,895 I can't watch someone be so left out. 529 00:24:38,689 --> 00:24:40,256 So Holly said to me that she feels guilty that Marnie 530 00:24:40,258 --> 00:24:40,256 is on her own tonight. 531 00:24:40,258 --> 00:24:43,558 It's good that the girls are ready to go and sort things out. 532 00:24:46,495 --> 00:24:48,229 Tonight has been horrible. 533 00:24:48,231 --> 00:24:51,098 Like, I just want to keep hating Marnie, but I can't. 534 00:24:51,100 --> 00:24:53,166 And right now I just want to go home. 535 00:24:57,104 --> 00:24:58,437 Gary has pulled Becky again. 536 00:24:58,439 --> 00:25:00,605 Which is a proper nice lass and we get on so well. 537 00:25:00,607 --> 00:25:02,939 So at least now I've got a friend. 538 00:25:06,243 --> 00:25:08,611 I'm not mad that Gaz talks to Marnie, I'm just bored about the 539 00:25:08,613 --> 00:25:11,347 fact that she's playing games and Gaz is getting led on by 540 00:25:11,349 --> 00:25:13,515 thinking that she likes him. 541 00:25:18,053 --> 00:25:18,052 Fuck this. 542 00:25:18,054 --> 00:25:21,188 The easiest case scenario here is get Becki, get back to the 543 00:25:21,190 --> 00:25:23,890 house, run into bed and hide. 544 00:25:29,196 --> 00:25:31,063 I'm in the taxi with Gary and Becki, 545 00:25:31,065 --> 00:25:33,298 and I'm absolutely mortal. 546 00:25:43,909 --> 00:25:46,577 If my apparent best mate, wants to argue, 547 00:25:46,579 --> 00:25:49,046 then I'll take his face off. 548 00:25:50,915 --> 00:25:52,248 [inaudible] 549 00:25:52,250 --> 00:25:54,117 Marnie you have to, Marnie! 550 00:25:54,119 --> 00:25:56,552 I just need fresh air and I'm lyin' in the grass because 551 00:25:56,554 --> 00:25:58,520 I can't walk because I'm that drunk. 552 00:25:59,054 --> 00:25:59,586 Can I help? 553 00:25:59,588 --> 00:26:00,453 Can I help? 554 00:26:00,455 --> 00:26:01,253 I can't see anything. 555 00:26:01,255 --> 00:26:02,320 I know, stand up. 556 00:26:02,322 --> 00:26:02,320 We get back to the house and Marnie is literally paraletic 557 00:26:02,322 --> 00:26:02,320 and I need to pick her up, get in the house. 558 00:26:02,322 --> 00:26:08,392 I want to get into bed with Becki, ASAP. 559 00:26:08,394 --> 00:26:09,226 [passes gas] 560 00:26:09,228 --> 00:26:10,026 No. 561 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:10,026 [laughter] 562 00:26:10,028 --> 00:26:13,062 Just my luck, I've got Marnie over my shoulder, carrying her 563 00:26:13,064 --> 00:26:15,597 in the house and then a taxi rocks up. 564 00:26:15,599 --> 00:26:18,399 I know for a fact Scott is kicking off, World War 19. 565 00:26:21,269 --> 00:26:22,602 Oh, they're going nighty. 566 00:26:22,604 --> 00:26:24,170 What? 567 00:26:26,706 --> 00:26:29,340 I'm sittin' with a girl I'm takin' home. 568 00:26:29,342 --> 00:26:33,610 She said, "Pick Marnie up and take her in the house." 569 00:26:33,612 --> 00:26:35,044 I know it -- 570 00:26:35,046 --> 00:26:36,378 I'm just tryin' to explain somethin' and -- 571 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:36,378 Does it matter who you're pulling? 572 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:36,378 I don't understand how anyone can kick off 573 00:26:36,380 --> 00:26:40,215 of me flirtin' or tryin' helpin' Marnie. 574 00:26:40,217 --> 00:26:43,651 Are they forgettin' I've got a bird, I'm with another girl. 575 00:26:44,019 --> 00:26:46,720 I'm not flirtin' with her, I've got a fuckin' other girl. 576 00:26:56,196 --> 00:26:58,630 I've told Scott time after time, after time, after time. 577 00:26:58,632 --> 00:27:00,064 I've reassured him a million times. 578 00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:00,064 I would never go there. 579 00:27:00,066 --> 00:27:02,699 There's only so many times I can tell him. 580 00:27:02,701 --> 00:27:04,667 It needs to go in that thick little head of his. 581 00:27:12,075 --> 00:27:14,609 We get back in the house, and I don't know how this is happened, 582 00:27:14,611 --> 00:27:16,744 but me, Holly, and Marnie are talking. 583 00:27:18,379 --> 00:27:20,713 I wanted to come over here and I wanted to tell you okay, like -- 584 00:27:20,715 --> 00:27:22,648 And I think this is us makin' up. 585 00:27:22,650 --> 00:27:24,650 We pushed the lads to speak to you all night. 586 00:27:24,652 --> 00:27:24,650 Yeah, yeah. 587 00:27:24,652 --> 00:27:27,753 I've been in that same position where I've been alone and it's 588 00:27:27,755 --> 00:27:30,489 fucking heartbreaking to watch you like that. 589 00:27:30,491 --> 00:27:34,292 Even though right now I've got so much hate towards her, like, 590 00:27:34,294 --> 00:27:35,993 I can't help but feel sorry for her because I know what 591 00:27:35,995 --> 00:27:38,228 it's like being in that situation. 592 00:27:38,230 --> 00:27:39,596 As much as I didn't want to speak to ya. 593 00:27:39,598 --> 00:27:39,596 Yeah, yeah. 594 00:27:39,598 --> 00:27:42,999 As much as I didn't want to do that, it fucking broke my heart. 595 00:27:43,333 --> 00:27:45,334 It's so weird thinking that me and Holly didn't want to speak 596 00:27:45,336 --> 00:27:47,602 to Marnie again and we hated her so much. 597 00:27:47,604 --> 00:27:50,271 And we're all standin' here talkin' nicely. 598 00:27:50,273 --> 00:27:51,605 We've all done something bad. 599 00:27:51,607 --> 00:27:51,605 Oh, of course. 600 00:27:51,607 --> 00:27:55,609 And like, I am so embarrassed and humiliated, because of that 601 00:27:55,611 --> 00:27:55,609 night with me and Holly. 602 00:27:55,611 --> 00:28:00,080 So the girls are all sitting around, like, new best friends. 603 00:28:00,281 --> 00:28:01,314 Eh? 604 00:28:01,316 --> 00:28:01,314 Have I missed something? 605 00:28:01,316 --> 00:28:05,284 I was gonna apologize for snappin'. 606 00:28:05,286 --> 00:28:08,020 She, Holly snapped, you snapped, you know what 607 00:28:08,022 --> 00:28:09,154 it's like snapping. 608 00:28:09,156 --> 00:28:10,588 We've all done some wrong now. 609 00:28:10,590 --> 00:28:12,256 Me, Holly, and Charlotte have apologized to each other and 610 00:28:12,258 --> 00:28:13,957 we've made up. 611 00:28:13,959 --> 00:28:16,059 But were all absolutely fuckin' steamin'. 612 00:28:16,493 --> 00:28:18,560 I just hope that things don't change tomorrow mornin' 613 00:28:18,562 --> 00:28:20,061 when we're sober. 614 00:28:29,737 --> 00:28:31,471 Charlotte and Holly are just getting in his head. 615 00:28:31,473 --> 00:28:33,039 I would never go there. 616 00:28:33,041 --> 00:28:36,142 Marnie and I are just friends. 617 00:28:37,277 --> 00:28:39,211 You drop yourself in this shit, but the more you bang on about 618 00:28:39,213 --> 00:28:40,679 it, the more guilty it makes you look. 619 00:28:46,719 --> 00:28:48,619 The mad thing is, he hasn't banged her yet, I'm with 620 00:28:48,621 --> 00:28:51,321 another girl, and he's still getting' jealous. 621 00:28:51,323 --> 00:28:53,022 What's going on? 622 00:28:55,191 --> 00:28:56,691 I've sorted things out with the girls. 623 00:28:56,693 --> 00:29:00,060 Next mission is to go outside and sort things out with Scott. 624 00:29:02,229 --> 00:29:04,997 Even if Gary is being a sneak, and tryin' to grab for Marnie, 625 00:29:04,999 --> 00:29:06,298 he's not doing a very good job mate, she keeps runnin' 626 00:29:06,300 --> 00:29:08,199 back to who? 627 00:29:12,003 --> 00:29:12,002 He won't fuckin' shut up. 628 00:29:12,004 --> 00:29:15,638 So the only thing I could do was stick me tongue in his mouth. 629 00:29:15,640 --> 00:29:17,573 Hopefully that will keep him quiet. 630 00:29:27,183 --> 00:29:28,183 I'm so confused. 631 00:29:28,185 --> 00:29:30,251 Me head's all over the place. 632 00:29:30,253 --> 00:29:33,254 Yesterday I was not speaking to the girls, now we've made up. 633 00:29:33,256 --> 00:29:35,356 Yesterday me and Scott had left things, 634 00:29:35,358 --> 00:29:36,724 but now we're all over each other. 635 00:29:36,726 --> 00:29:38,559 I just don't know where I'm at. 636 00:29:40,461 --> 00:29:41,127 Can ya? 637 00:29:41,361 --> 00:29:42,427 It's mine. 638 00:29:42,429 --> 00:29:44,562 I've got a nice box though, yeah? 639 00:29:44,564 --> 00:29:46,497 Have you? 640 00:29:51,969 --> 00:29:54,103 Marnie is grindin' all over me cock. 641 00:29:54,105 --> 00:29:55,537 I'm sick of all this dry humpin' and shit. 642 00:29:55,539 --> 00:29:57,605 The girls not puttin' out, I just wanna rip her kicks down, 643 00:29:57,607 --> 00:30:00,073 and be a blaster. 644 00:30:02,276 --> 00:30:04,377 [rock music] 645 00:30:04,379 --> 00:30:06,178 [sighs] 646 00:30:06,612 --> 00:30:06,611 I'm lyin' in bed, havin' a cuddle. 647 00:30:06,613 --> 00:30:10,548 Thank fuck I brought Becki back, it's like my little escape 648 00:30:10,550 --> 00:30:12,683 from this madhouse. 649 00:30:30,568 --> 00:30:32,435 I'm starting to think that Marnie is never gonna put out. 650 00:30:32,437 --> 00:30:34,170 The girl is definitely all talk. 651 00:30:34,172 --> 00:30:37,540 And my right forearm is getting fuckin' massive. 652 00:30:46,983 --> 00:30:57,525 [rock music] 653 00:30:57,527 --> 00:30:59,593 Bye. 654 00:31:00,094 --> 00:31:01,127 Hi. 655 00:31:01,129 --> 00:31:02,094 Are you all right? 656 00:31:02,096 --> 00:31:03,295 I'm a little bit rough. 657 00:31:03,297 --> 00:31:06,164 When me and Marnie made up we were drunk and I just wanna make 658 00:31:06,166 --> 00:31:08,199 sure this morning, that everything is still okay. 659 00:31:08,201 --> 00:31:10,167 I just wanted to talk to you about last night and stuff. 660 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:10,167 Yeah. 661 00:31:10,169 --> 00:31:13,103 Like, I'm, I am so glad that we've cleared the air. 662 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:13,103 Yeah. 663 00:31:13,105 --> 00:31:16,239 I am -- Like, it wasn't nice to see ya like that last night. 664 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:16,239 Yeah. 665 00:31:16,241 --> 00:31:19,442 Like, I am sorry if it looked like, it's two against one. 666 00:31:19,444 --> 00:31:20,609 I mean, it's not fair. 667 00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:20,609 Yeah. 668 00:31:20,611 --> 00:31:23,211 But I am just glad that we sorted it out last night. 669 00:31:23,213 --> 00:31:23,211 Yeah. 670 00:31:23,213 --> 00:31:26,948 Because it was just getting ridiculous, wasn't it? 671 00:31:26,950 --> 00:31:29,650 I am absolutely relieved that me and the girls have made up. 672 00:31:29,652 --> 00:31:31,251 And I hope that eventually we can go back to the 673 00:31:31,253 --> 00:31:32,385 way things were. 674 00:31:32,519 --> 00:31:34,286 I'm excited for London now. 675 00:31:34,288 --> 00:31:37,022 In this house we all have fights. 676 00:31:37,024 --> 00:31:38,523 We all have our arguments. 677 00:31:38,525 --> 00:31:42,159 But at the end of the day, we are tryin' to be a family. 678 00:31:42,161 --> 00:31:44,594 [electric piano music] 679 00:31:44,596 --> 00:31:45,695 Now were packin' for London. 680 00:31:45,697 --> 00:31:47,263 I can't actually wait. 681 00:31:47,265 --> 00:31:48,297 We're going for a night out and doing Scott's booker list 682 00:31:48,299 --> 00:31:50,098 this should be epic. 683 00:31:55,003 --> 00:31:56,703 Today is the day were going to London, and I know that 684 00:31:56,705 --> 00:31:59,238 everyone's thinking that they're gonna meet Mitch, 685 00:31:59,240 --> 00:32:00,272 and he's gonna surprise us. 686 00:32:00,274 --> 00:32:01,273 And I know he's not. 687 00:32:01,275 --> 00:32:05,210 So I'm just feelin' a bit like a tit, and I'm dreadin' it. 688 00:32:05,511 --> 00:32:07,445 Let's go and show these southerners how us northern 689 00:32:07,447 --> 00:32:09,180 monkeys like to party. 690 00:32:09,182 --> 00:32:14,684 [electric piano music] 691 00:32:14,686 --> 00:32:16,118 This looks wicked. 692 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:16,118 Hey! 693 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:18,420 This is way too posh for us. 694 00:32:18,422 --> 00:32:19,320 Oh my God! 695 00:32:19,322 --> 00:32:20,387 It's so tall. 696 00:32:22,223 --> 00:32:23,056 Whoa. 697 00:32:23,058 --> 00:32:26,292 We've arrived at the London hotel and it's beautiful. 698 00:32:26,294 --> 00:32:29,928 It's so posh and it reminds us of somewhere the 699 00:32:29,930 --> 00:32:31,462 Queen would live. 700 00:32:31,464 --> 00:32:33,997 Why the hell have they let us in? 701 00:32:34,431 --> 00:32:35,431 Fuckin'. 702 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:37,132 Ah-ha! 703 00:32:37,134 --> 00:32:38,666 So we've arrived in Knightsbridge and the pad 704 00:32:38,668 --> 00:32:41,001 is fuckin' slick as fuck. 705 00:32:41,003 --> 00:32:49,242 Definitely wicked enough for my royal chard. 706 00:32:49,244 --> 00:32:50,710 Dude, the view! 707 00:32:50,712 --> 00:32:52,378 So Scott and Gaz have got to room together so they can 708 00:32:52,380 --> 00:32:55,114 cuddle, and now that all the girls are best mates again, 709 00:32:55,116 --> 00:32:56,982 I've got a room for meself? 710 00:32:56,984 --> 00:32:58,116 Fuckin' get in. 711 00:33:05,023 --> 00:33:06,590 I've got to bring last night up with Scott. 712 00:33:06,592 --> 00:33:09,459 He keeps getting' jealous, every time I go anywhere near Marnie. 713 00:33:09,461 --> 00:33:09,459 And he's got no reason to be. 714 00:33:09,461 --> 00:33:12,395 Dude, your eyes burn in the back of my head if I'm like talking 715 00:33:12,397 --> 00:33:14,697 to her, or dancing next to her or doing something. 716 00:33:14,699 --> 00:33:15,931 No, no. 717 00:33:15,933 --> 00:33:15,931 Not at all. 718 00:33:15,933 --> 00:33:18,233 Because you've been doing that and I've got no problem 719 00:33:18,235 --> 00:33:18,233 with that at all mate. 720 00:33:18,235 --> 00:33:18,233 I honestly don't care about all that. 721 00:33:18,235 --> 00:33:24,439 I just, I don't want it, I just didn't want it to happen again. 722 00:33:24,441 --> 00:33:27,074 I just kinda lost to argue every time we talk about Marnie. 723 00:33:27,175 --> 00:33:28,341 Gaz is askin' me if I'm all right with him after what 724 00:33:28,343 --> 00:33:28,341 happened last night. 725 00:33:28,343 --> 00:33:31,243 Mate, you just need to start sorting yourself out. 726 00:33:31,377 --> 00:33:32,643 Putting bros before hos otherwise you're gonna 727 00:33:32,645 --> 00:33:34,444 end up with no mates. 728 00:33:35,045 --> 00:33:37,413 So do you not think Mitch will come out at all tonight then? 729 00:33:37,415 --> 00:33:38,280 Definitely not. 730 00:33:38,282 --> 00:33:40,015 I won't see him tonight. 731 00:33:40,249 --> 00:33:41,215 What, like no hope at all? 732 00:33:41,217 --> 00:33:42,182 No hope. 733 00:33:42,184 --> 00:33:43,683 Not a cottontail's chance. 734 00:33:43,685 --> 00:33:46,018 Everyone is still askin' us about Mitch 735 00:33:46,619 --> 00:33:48,252 and it's makin' it worse. 736 00:33:48,254 --> 00:33:50,621 I'm just gonna forget about it and focus on having a good night 737 00:33:50,623 --> 00:33:52,823 with Mitch not being there. 738 00:33:53,424 --> 00:33:55,425 I think tonight will be a lot better than last night. 739 00:33:55,427 --> 00:33:58,261 Like, obviously now we're all talking. 740 00:33:58,263 --> 00:33:59,762 And we're back friends with Marnie. 741 00:34:06,402 --> 00:34:06,401 Yeah. 742 00:34:06,403 --> 00:34:06,401 I don't think we're ever going to be best friends or really 743 00:34:06,403 --> 00:34:12,306 close with Marnie, but the fact that we're even speaking, 744 00:34:12,308 --> 00:34:14,241 is definitely progress. 745 00:34:24,018 --> 00:34:25,151 I don't understand why none of us have ever been to 746 00:34:25,153 --> 00:34:25,151 London together before. 747 00:34:25,153 --> 00:34:28,687 It's just a bit crazy because it is the capitol city. 748 00:34:29,088 --> 00:34:30,588 And we're going to have a fucking mint time. 749 00:34:35,259 --> 00:34:36,359 Cheers to London. 750 00:34:36,361 --> 00:34:38,761 [all together] Cheers! 751 00:34:39,362 --> 00:34:40,595 [laughter] 752 00:34:59,281 --> 00:35:01,115 Scott can't have all his own way. 753 00:35:01,117 --> 00:35:03,951 He wants to pull, but have me to spoon. 754 00:35:03,953 --> 00:35:05,585 He gets jealous when I talk to other boys, 755 00:35:05,587 --> 00:35:07,386 it just doesn't work like that. 756 00:35:27,639 --> 00:35:29,039 Why am I taking all this grief from Marnie? 757 00:35:29,041 --> 00:35:30,173 I'm not even with her. 758 00:35:30,175 --> 00:35:30,173 She plays load of games. 759 00:35:30,175 --> 00:35:32,775 I don't trust her as far as I can throw her. 760 00:35:32,777 --> 00:35:36,011 And on top of that, she doesn't even open her fuckin' legs? 761 00:35:42,384 --> 00:35:44,651 [electric piano music] 762 00:35:45,119 --> 00:35:47,787 Hello! 763 00:35:49,556 --> 00:35:53,225 So we get to the club and it's absolutely amazing. 764 00:35:53,227 --> 00:35:54,726 Got a big bottle of vodka, loads of champagne and 765 00:35:54,728 --> 00:35:56,728 everyone's in high spirits. 766 00:35:56,730 --> 00:35:58,730 I just feel like the family is now back together. 767 00:35:58,732 --> 00:36:00,531 Woo! 768 00:36:08,740 --> 00:36:11,308 Straight away, as soon as we get in the club, I see Scott scoping 769 00:36:11,310 --> 00:36:13,643 the building looking for girls. 770 00:36:13,645 --> 00:36:18,114 It's off putting, its making us feel sick. 771 00:36:28,325 --> 00:36:30,292 James is tellin' us that Scott likes us, but I'm 772 00:36:30,294 --> 00:36:31,960 not falling for it no more. 773 00:36:31,962 --> 00:36:34,295 If he liked us, he wouldn't be trying to look for other girls. 774 00:36:34,297 --> 00:36:37,097 He'd be comin' and talkin' to us and tellin' us himself. 775 00:36:39,100 --> 00:36:41,101 Me and Holly tried to ignore Scott and Marnie and just 776 00:36:41,103 --> 00:36:42,302 have a good night. 777 00:36:42,304 --> 00:36:44,470 But eh, what the fuck? 778 00:36:44,472 --> 00:36:46,238 Mitch is here. 779 00:36:54,513 --> 00:36:55,613 I'm probably pushin' for Charlotte, 780 00:36:55,615 --> 00:36:56,981 but he couldn't turn up sober? 781 00:36:56,983 --> 00:36:58,449 The kid's fuckin' smashed. 782 00:37:10,595 --> 00:37:12,996 The moment everyone's been waitin' for, 783 00:37:12,998 --> 00:37:15,164 Mitch and Gary to unite. 784 00:37:15,166 --> 00:37:17,132 They shake hands, they give each other a hug. 785 00:37:17,134 --> 00:37:18,366 They're laughin' together. 786 00:37:18,368 --> 00:37:23,070 This is going so well, I am over the moon. 787 00:37:29,944 --> 00:37:32,045 I've lost Charlotte to her boyfriend, Mitch. 788 00:37:32,047 --> 00:37:34,313 But Mitch has brought this boy who is actually 789 00:37:34,315 --> 00:37:35,647 quite good looking. 790 00:37:35,649 --> 00:37:36,948 Buzzin'. 791 00:37:40,953 --> 00:37:42,954 Mitch is absolutely mortal, which Charlotte seems to be 792 00:37:42,956 --> 00:37:44,622 having such a good time. 793 00:37:44,624 --> 00:37:46,223 I'm with Mitch's fit friend. 794 00:37:46,225 --> 00:37:48,325 And Gary and Mitch are actually getting along? 795 00:37:48,327 --> 00:37:49,693 This is a perfect night. 796 00:37:49,695 --> 00:37:57,266 [electric piano music] 797 00:37:57,268 --> 00:37:58,967 [screams] 798 00:37:58,969 --> 00:38:00,335 Mitch is really drunk. 799 00:38:00,337 --> 00:38:02,103 I'm startin' to worry a bit. 800 00:38:02,270 --> 00:38:04,404 He's dry humpin' us, my hairpiece is getting' 801 00:38:04,406 --> 00:38:06,472 dragged out of me head. 802 00:38:06,474 --> 00:38:08,607 And then me nail snaps. 803 00:38:13,112 --> 00:38:14,645 I thought Mitch was pretty pissed when he turned up. 804 00:38:14,647 --> 00:38:17,014 But now he's literally mortal and he looks as if he's bein' 805 00:38:17,016 --> 00:38:18,382 a bit of a dickhead. 806 00:38:31,028 --> 00:38:32,995 He's callin' her the c-word and no girl should ever be 807 00:38:32,997 --> 00:38:34,629 spoken to like that. 808 00:38:37,733 --> 00:38:39,533 This couldn't have gone any worse. 809 00:38:39,535 --> 00:38:42,935 I'm starting to wish he didn't come at all. 810 00:38:45,271 --> 00:38:46,571 I've done nothing wrong. 811 00:38:46,573 --> 00:38:49,306 For all I know, we've now split up. 812 00:38:51,008 --> 00:38:51,007 You all right? 813 00:38:51,009 --> 00:38:54,076 Mitch is kicked off, Charlotte's cryin', and none of us really 814 00:38:54,078 --> 00:38:56,445 know what's goin' on? 815 00:39:10,993 --> 00:39:12,994 I genuinely can't believe how much of a prick Mitch is being, 816 00:39:12,996 --> 00:39:14,595 but fuck it, I've tried to help. 817 00:39:14,597 --> 00:39:16,263 I'm gonna let them get on with it. 818 00:39:25,172 --> 00:39:27,239 I need to leave the club. 819 00:39:27,241 --> 00:39:28,940 I need to get Mitch back to the hotel, and try to sober 820 00:39:28,942 --> 00:39:31,475 him up before he ruins this night anymore. 821 00:39:31,477 --> 00:39:33,477 First impressions always stick. 822 00:39:33,711 --> 00:39:35,344 And their first impression of him is that he's a 823 00:39:35,346 --> 00:39:38,013 massive fuckin' bellend. 824 00:39:43,486 --> 00:39:45,420 So Mitch has got far too drunk and he's acting like a complete 825 00:39:45,422 --> 00:39:47,622 dick and it's just not the way that my best friend 826 00:39:47,624 --> 00:39:49,356 should be being treated. 827 00:39:52,693 --> 00:39:54,527 Where you goin'? 828 00:39:54,529 --> 00:39:56,362 [door slams] 829 00:39:59,065 --> 00:40:00,698 I've got Mitch back to the hotel, but he wants us 830 00:40:00,700 --> 00:40:02,232 to go home with him. 831 00:40:02,234 --> 00:40:04,634 He's so mortal, I can't see the point in arguing. 832 00:40:05,102 --> 00:40:07,436 I just hope nobody hates us for leavin'. 833 00:40:19,515 --> 00:40:22,250 I'm so angry at Mitch because all Charlotte ever wanted him 834 00:40:22,252 --> 00:40:24,252 to do was to come into this house, meet everyone, 835 00:40:24,254 --> 00:40:25,753 and have such a good time. 836 00:40:25,755 --> 00:40:29,690 But he's got too drunk, too soon and he's a fucking stade. 837 00:40:39,566 --> 00:40:42,134 Holly is so angry; I shouldn't be going with him, 838 00:40:42,136 --> 00:40:44,336 not after he's treated us like this tonight. 839 00:40:44,338 --> 00:40:46,638 I just hope she doesn't hate us for leavin' 'em and 840 00:40:46,640 --> 00:40:48,006 going with me boyfriend. 841 00:40:48,008 --> 00:40:48,006 I hope she understands. 842 00:40:48,008 --> 00:40:52,543 But right now, I don't think she's very happy with us at all. 843 00:41:00,718 --> 00:41:03,119 I'm just so upset about what's happened tonight 844 00:41:03,121 --> 00:41:05,721 because I never, ever wanted it to end this way. 845 00:41:05,723 --> 00:41:05,721 Charlotte's gone with Mitch. 846 00:41:05,723 --> 00:41:09,925 I am so upset because I feel like she's chosen him over us 847 00:41:09,927 --> 00:41:12,360 and I just don't know if she's ever gonna come back. 848 00:41:12,362 --> 00:41:14,995 She was fucking crying her eyes out when he's still shoutin' 849 00:41:14,997 --> 00:41:17,630 at her, and then she still went with him. 850 00:41:18,131 --> 00:41:21,166 Mitch should've strolled in like a knight in shining armor. 851 00:41:21,168 --> 00:41:22,500 But instead he got smashed, came in actin' a prick 852 00:41:22,502 --> 00:41:24,435 and fucked everything up. 853 00:41:30,408 --> 00:41:34,411 I feel so sorry for Charlotte, she's built this up for so long. 854 00:41:34,413 --> 00:41:36,613 Put so much pressure on the whole situation, 855 00:41:36,615 --> 00:41:38,615 and it all went tits up for her. 856 00:41:38,617 --> 00:41:38,648 [closing theme song]