Geordie Shore is back in New Castle.
Home sweet fucking home.
We're back with a fucking boom.
Get in.
Come on.
It's my birthday.
I'm having the best birthday ever.
This Kieran boy is Scott's friend.
Scott is having the house party from hell.
Get off him, get off him man.
I'm fucking sick of him.
I feel like this girl is playing games.
She's doing my fucking head in.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I am a Geordie girl with VIP edge.
I'm a natural beauty.
Real boobs, real hair.
Get me in this house because I'm going to tear this place up.
I would never kiss anyone without a six pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair.
I'm here, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's.
Geordie Shore, way ay?
So last night, Scott smashed the house out because of Marnie
and then ended up in bed with her anyway.
This is reminding me of me and Gary but Scott's turning
out to be me.
How come you were like smashing our room up?
I can't remember doing it.
You can't?
No.
I was just pissed and Marnie was winds up and having a goods
because I pulled someone.
This whole thing with you and Marnie.
It's gonna get obvious that you both like each other so why not
just bite the bullet and try it.
After what happened the other night and stuff like me feelings
have like sorta changed a bit anyway.
At the moment, I don't just want to get with her because
I don't trust her.
I just do me fucking head in.
You're just making it more complicated.
Like what's the point?
It's, it's, it's childish.
What the fuck is that?
I'm really missing Mitch so I'm not gonna bother ringin' him so
I'm just gonna clone me fanny for him and send him it.
Do it yourself pussy molding...clit.
Kit.
She's going to clone her fairy and send him it.
Who the fuck does that?
Mix well with a big spoon.
Ugh, it looks like spunk.
Lean forward and press the molding
scoop against your vagina.
Now I've got to cop a fairy.
At least it will bring Charlotte and I closer together.
It's a weird kind of experience.
You just cumed on my finger.
Oh my God, it looks like I've got a serious case of thrush.
It does.
What was that noise?
So she peels off the mold and it doesn't exactly look like any
fairies I've seen before.
I'm a deep groove you know, that means big flaps.
Our hope is that it looks really pretty because I want Mitch to
get a massive boner.
We could set it better in the fridge.
Hello?
Holly Hi, I've got a job for you and Marnie this afternoon.
Ana is the one thing of getting in my way of just going out
and getting pissed.
Why does she want me to work?
I've got a party coming up that needs promotin' so you'll be
doing some flyers for me.
I'm not going.
No.
You've got to go to work.
I know.
Who?
Me and you.
I'm feeling a little bit anxious about going to work
with only Holly.
Doin' what?
Flyerin'.
But I am happy we're doin' it because it's a chance
for us to get closer.
Hi, can I give you a pass?
Okay.
Hi girls, can I give you one of them?
I wasn't very happy about flyerin' at all but I think
I'm really good at it.
I'm much better than Holly.
She's shit.
Okay.
So me and Marnie are out flyerin'.
I haven't gotten to know her that well and I feel like some
time on our own could probably do us some good.
Just take it and have a look at it.
At the beginning, it was really awkward talking to Holly about
me and Scott, but now I just feel like because I live with
her, I've got to be dead open and honest.
So last night, I almost felt like I wanted to sleep with him.
But I don't think I trust him enough to let him have
my love hormone.
When a girl has sex, it releases this love hormone.
I don't think he's special enough.
Yeah, I wouldn't just be releasing it for no one.
No, definitely not.
That's just a waste of energy.
That's a waste of a hormone.
If she has sex with Scott, she's going to release that love
hormone and then she's fucked.
I've had enough of flyerin'.
I wanna get home and get out.
Fuck this.
Soz Anna.
So me and Marnie get back to the house.
Is that the pussy?
Yeah.
And we go and check on Charlotte's fairy in the fridge.
Oh, does it smell like fish?
And I don't really think this is the right present
to send to Mitch.
Is it a little lopsided?
So I've decided to wear Charlotte's vagina over the top
of my vagina and see if anyone can tell the difference.
Do you think Gaz will recognize it?
Why does Holly have a fanny?
Do you recognize that?
That's the fanny?
Oh let's be funny.
It's not hers.
I can't believe Holly's went and got the fairy out
the fridge first.
That was supposed to be my job.
It always has a fold.
The fold annoys us so sometimes I try to unfold it like this.
One flap is bigger than the other but who's isn't?
Everyone knows we're not symmetrical.
Charlotte's fanny is nothing I remember.
Its brown, it's soggy, it's got a lot less hair on it.
Charlotte's fanny's gone west.
Tonight we're going out, and you know what we're gonna do?
We're gonna get mulled.
Shocked.
I feel like Scott's never really going to forgive Marnie
for kissing his friend.
I hope the night just doesn't revolve around them.
So we're in the club and I need to know what's going
on with Scott.
Where do we go from here?
So Marnie is telling me to figure out what I want.
Well I know what I want.
What I want is to get angry...
I've completely had enough of Scott.
I've said I'm sorry for kissing his friend.
I'm not going to sit around and wait for him to get over it.
We're all getting caught up in this Scott and Marnie drama.
That's it.
Me and Holly are staging an intervention.
We'll sit Marnie and Scott down and say enough is enough.
Holly and Charlotte decide to give me and Scott a pep talk.
Then Charlotte decides to start screaming in me face and its
fucking nuhuh.
Listen!
I never said that!
Holly and Charlotte need to get a fucking hobby instead
of telling me and Marnie what to do.
Scott will do what Scott wants.
Once again, the night is revolved around
Scott and Marnie.
They just need to sort this shit out and stop spoiling this time
for everyone else.
Me and the lasses had enough.
We're headed home.
Char, Holly, and James have gone home because they can't
be around Scott so now I'm stuck with him.
I've known the bar mate at Bijou quite well.
I'm pumped.
So Gaz has pulled a girl named Becki so I've decided to be a
third wheel for the night.
I'd rather that then go anywhere near Scott.
Imagine that!
Imagine double tongue.
I've decided to ask Gaz and Becki for a three way kiss.
I don't know where this hormone came from but now she's asking
for three way kisses.
All I know is Scott is at the toilet and I'm glad he
can't hear a thing.
Threesome!
All I can say is Marnie is too much to handle.
She's playing him all over.
So I get back to the house and it's me, Scott, Gary, and Becki
and since they're together, I may as well
have a little fun with Scott.
You've made us all wet.
Marnie's been a proper cock tease, but I know she couldn't
even handle me dick anyways.
It's bigger than a fucking head.
I'm dying to know if you'd be good in bed you know.
I'd probably would shag him tonight but I just don't think
it would be very good.
You'd like it.
I'd like what?
Having sex with us.
It's fucking boring with Scott so I decide to go outside and
have some banter with Becki and Gary.
Is this your drink?
Now you're nickin' it.
Gary's tryin' so hard to impress Becki while the whole time I'm
trying to sneak an egg in my hand to fucking egg his head.
Oh no.
It hasn't broke, has it?
Now Marnie's play fighting to try and crack eggs over me head,
and I see Scott looking at me through the door and
he looks pissed off.
Why did I do that?
Now I feel Marnie's outside playing games.
She's outside all over Gaz and I come to this side gonna bed like
fucking Albert Einstein.
After all our fucking commotion, I've got Becki, I'm in bed.
But she's not putting out so fuck it.
Night night.
Scotts getting really jealous of mine and Gary's egg fight so
I feel like I've got to go in and give him some attention.
I'm not getting this anymore.
Why are you getting jealous of Gary.
Because I threw an egg on him.
I am not jealous, I am not.
Believe me I am not jealous.
I could not give a shit.
I do still like Scott but the more of a twat he is, the more
he pushes us towards Gary.
Scott probably still does want to go out and pull girls.
He said that to Marnie last night.
Last night me and Holly intervened with Scott and Marnie
and trying to make things better but it just didn't go to plan.
I'm just sick of watching things like this happen in our house.
It's pathetic.
I'm not getting involved anymore.
I'm sick.
I wonder if Marnie does have any feelings for Scott.
I feel like she's just a bit of a cock tease.
The doorbell goes and it's Anna.
Hi.
Hello.
Whenever Anna comes around it only means one thing.
Someone's got fucking work.
I do have a job tonight.
Gaz.
Marnie.
Is this really happening?
Anna is making me and Marnie go to bar close together.
Fuck.
It's just me and Gary?
It's just you and Gary, yeah.
Scott's face when he finds out that his bird's got to work
with Gaz is fucking priceless.
Does he not trust his best man?
So the weather is fucking unreal.
Yeah.
Scott, hurry up man.
The best thing to do is get out the house, go have a picnic, and
have a game of rounders.
Can we play rounders now?
I'm good at rounders so whoever's team I get put on
you're in luck, we're probably going to win.
Scott's fucking useless at rounders.
He's about as good at that as he is at shagging Marnie.
It's just not happening.
We won.
Nah, it was a draw.
What the hell?!
How can you call that a draw?
I don't care what they say but our team
definitely won rounders.
They just can't count because they have Holly and Charlotte
on the team and they're both thick as fuck.
We give you an extra point in the beginning anyways.
Scott is just a sore loser.
He just can't take losing to anything.
But as long as I'm in this house I will beat him at everything.
James is one of me best friends in the house and he always
stays and talks about anything.
I think Scott thinks that me and Gary flirt and I think Scott
gets a little bit jealous.
I don't know if he's getting jealous about me and Gary
because he likes us or because he just doesn't want Gary
to get one over on him.
I don't think he knows --
What he wants.
I think he knows but he too scared to tell Gary as well.
But like when I first came into the house I think Gary thought
that maybe things could happen with me and him.
But I've met..
I've I like Scott.
I've met Scott, I've clicked with Scott.
So..
Marnie said she wouldn't go there with Gaz because of Scott.
We all know that when she first came to the house she said she
wanted to get with Gaz.
Me and Marnie have a little bit of work at this bar full but I
think if we see each other for the night, I'm actually scared
of what might actually happen.
I've had an idea.
It's caught our attention now that Marnie can't be trusted.
I think we should go spy on her and Gary at work.
So me and Charlotte decided that we don't trust Gary and Marnie
together, alone.
So we're gonna go spy on them at work.
I wanna see what she does behind our backs.
How do you think James Bond got a promotion?
Not by sitting on his ass all day, playing with his dick.
We're going.
Going?
Yeah.
We're going to spy on Gary and Marnie.
Are you?
Yeah.
You're fucking nuts.
I know.
Wish us luck.
Who'd think they're like?
Sherlock Holmes with a fucking magnifying glass
stuffed in their hoop.
I'm just praying they're not going to say
anything because if they do, that'll blow the fucking
roof off this house.
So do you think something's going to happen between
Gaz and Marnie?
No, no, no.
Probably not.
Not that.
All Gaz and Marnie are going to be doing is working and having a
laugh, but I couldn't give a fuck anyways because me and
James are going to go out and get smashed.
I've got some sort of rash.
I got all these lumps and bumps all over my body and I don't
know what they are.
So me and Gary get to the bar full and this is definitely
going to end messy.
I love drinking and I love partying.
But even this will be a challenge for me.
I've never seen so many different drinks and shots
in my life.
We're downing shots, drinking cocktails.
I'm even squirting whipped cream in his mouth.
This is the most fun I've had since I've been here.
We're off to the next bar!
Me and Charlotte have realized that if Marnie is actually
flirting with Gary and Scott at the same time, she's not going
to be doing it in front of us.
We need to spy on them at work.
Right...
How do I blend in with the purple hair?
There's not many people who walk around with purple hair.
She should have worn a hat or a cloth.
We're excited, we're ready to start our secret mission.
We're ready to try and find a place which we won't get
spotted in so we can do all the good spying.
I feel like a secret agent.
So we get down.
I am more than positive that we're going to see something
between Gary and Marnie.
We've spotted them.
The most two flirty, disloyal, sneaky snakes together.
Something's gonna happen.
I'm so so drunk that I can't even see, and the only thing
I can think of is how much I wanna kiss Gary.
Scott would go fucking nuts if he could see this.
Oh my God!
I can't believe what I'm seeing.
Like they're all over each other.
It's good Scott can't see her right now.
She's literally got her tits two inches from me face.
She's a massive flirty slut with really long confusing hair.
Did I just hear that right?
We're having a really good time so we decide to play
the sex positions game.
Look.
Turn around.
Marnie, you can't sit on my face.
I'm watching Marnie's hanging gamen being
slapped around Gary's face.
It's fucking rank.
My eyes are burning and I just don't know how we're
going to tell Scott.
It's heart breakin'.
Marnie, you are killing me.
It's awkward though cos I know you fancy us.
So I finish work and leave before I do something I regret.
Me and Holly don't know what to do about the sex game
between Gary and Marnie.
It was just harmless fun.
But what we do know is it was flirtin' and they were
all over each other.
Me and Holly decided it's best if we don't tell Scott
everything tonight.
We can't deal with another argument and the house to
get smashed up again.
I'm absolutely bosomed for a mate.
Fucking get in.
So we get to the club and we see the boys and I'm actually
so excited to see them.
Right, what happened?
Right, it was a bit of a disappointment.
Well that's what I expect them to do at work so if they came
back and said they were bangin' it wouldn't even bother.
Scott's acting like he's not lost but I know that this is
going to be a front.
Surely he's pissed off and so called mere is
doing this to him.
Cheers!
So I get a dock dock and I'll I want to do is dance, neck shots,
and have a good time.
But Charlotte and Holly have got faces like dark horses.
I don't know what's with them.
Shots!
I'm watching Marnie being drunk and dancing around whipping
her hair back and forth.
I know what she's doing.
Me and Holly need to have a word.
I feel like they know what me and Gary have been up to at work
but how would they ever know?
It's like she's got no conscience.
She's like this robot that's being put into flirt mode and
doesn't care about who she hurts along the way.
Everyone's being really weird and I guarantee it's because
me and Marnie have been at work together.
So Gaz is telling me that he feels like everyone is lookin'
at him and talkin' about him and Marine.
But why is even ask, if he's done nothing wrong, unless he's
got a guilty conscience.
I'm being off with Gary and he's honest.
So I'm telling him why.
Other people's hobbies are like go to the gym, football, tennis.
Charlotte's hobby is giving me shit.
I'm not happy with the way he's treating Scott.
He's meant to be his "best friend" in the house.
Charlotte is kickin' off with Gaz.
Obviously something happened at work between him and Marnie.
Shit.
This whole situation is escalated because Gary went
mouthing off to everyone like the little bitch he is.
I see Charlotte shouting at Gary so I go over to do
some damage control.
Now Marnie's screamin' in me face.
Get the fuck off us.
Everyone is fuckin' kicking off.
If this has got to do with Gary getting' with Marnie.
I remove myself for the situation, otherwise
I'll go fuckin' nuts.
I'm stepping in tryin' to protect my friend.
Marnie's grabbin' Charlotte's arm shoutin' in her face.
My wine's going everywhere.
This is a fuckin' disaster.
Now Charlotts gone fuckin' mental.
I don't need this. I'm off.
Why is Marnie even getting involved?
And why is she shouting at Charlotte?
I don't know what the fuck is going on.
Shut up!
And I've got Holly screamin' in me ear.
I fuckin' snapped.
Oh shit!
I have no idea how I got involved in this.
Fuckin' psychopath!
It's all kickin' off, good job I'm here to hold psycho
fuckin' Charlotte back.
I just hate Marnie, I hate her.
If I ever see her again, I will never speak to her.
She goes or I fuckin' go.
That's the end!
I ain't coming back!
Can I just say that right now?
Tonight has been an absolute disaster and there's no way
I'm going back to that house.
Scott's fucked off, Gaz went God knows where.
And all the lasses are cryin'.
For fuck sake, it's definitely time to get home.
Who the fuck is she?
Like she has ruined our whole family.
This family that we have built up for so many years
and she just came in and fuckin' ruined it all.
Everything has changed so much and I hate it.
Like fuckin' Gary.
Who the fuck does he think he is runnin' off like that.
What the fuck?
Gary's nowhere to be seen.
He's run away.
He's a little fuckin' weasel.
Where's your balls now Gary you little fuckin' wanker.
I can't believe all of this has happened.
Like what the fuck?
Come here.
So Gaz is fucked off somewhere, Marnie's went home.
I don't know what the fuck goin' on tonight.
I met her at the park and she said that..her and Gaz, if there
weren't so many complications, her and Gaz would
be together now.
That's what she said.
That kid needs to seriously get his priorities right 'cause at
the minute, I'm the only mate he's actually got and
he's at the verge of losing me and getting a fuckin'
slap while he's at it.
What the fuck?
What the fuck is a friend?
I have words and hopefully I don't knock him out.
But if she walks back in this house, I'm walkin' out and
I'm never comin' back.
I've been dreadin' comin' back to the house and thank fuckin'
no one is around when I walk in the door.
I'ma stick in the sharpar and go to bed and deal with
this shit in the morning.
Oh my God.
I know.
What the fuck?
Like, what the fuck?
When I walked out that door to go spy on Gary and Marnie,
I could not have predicted that the night would end in a fight.
Secret slug.
If you're gonna do something, at least admit it.
How was I so stupid?
I never actually realized that it was Marnie.
Marnie was the real issue.
Scott's too nice to even know what's going on.
He had no idea.
And I saw him last night in a way that I've never seen him
before, and he was upset about it.
He felt betrayed by not just her but by his fucking best friend.
So I woke up this morning, the more I think about Gaz
doing stuff with Marnie, the more I feel pissed off
and let down as a mate.
So I need to remove myself from this house, clear my head,
before I have to face him incase I do something I'm gonna regret.
I go downstairs and Gary's in the kitchen.
I just came back when everyone was in bed.
I don't think you should have.
What, came back?
'Cause now Scott's left.
To me, it should be Scott's still here and Gary gone
after what he did.
How's Scott coming back?
I wouldn't feel safe around Scott if I was you.
Scott's left and Charlotte's blaming me.
I don't care, I'll ring Scott and he can come back
and I'll fuck off.
I would love to get out of this mad house.
Scott knows that.
I wouldn't do owt.
But I don't understand how you would say that yet you would say
something different to Marnie's face which we all know about.
And here we go again.
Round 497 of Charlotte giving me shit, makin' up stuff and havin'
a go at this.
I'll happily openly admit to Marnie I would love to
fuckin' bang you.
I really thought you and Scott was friends,
or was that all a lie?
Of course we're friends.
Does a friend do that to a friend?
He still knows I would never --
But you don't say it.
Okay.
No friend does that.
I don't want Gary to leave 'cause that's a
coward's way out.
I want him to stay here and apologize to everyone.
He's going to do it the hard way.
And if she walks back in this door, and both you and
Scott start talkin' to her, you are both pathetic.
It's ridiculous.
I've actually never ever heard the house this quiet.
Eh, it's horrible.
I can't believe that Scott's left, Marnie's left and the
girls aren't talking to us.
For what?
Me and Marnie going to work and playing a few games.
Big deal.
I think he'll come back once he sorts himself out.
Nah, Scott will come back.
Part of Scott's bucket list is he wants to go find the
Loch Ness monster.
So we may be going to Scotland tomorrow and he's
not even fuckin' here.
This was Scott's dream to search for the Loch Ness monster.
It just doesn't feel right going without him.
The atmosphere in the house has just so down, so down,
and I'm not thinking twice about indulging in carbs.
So we all sat around, eatin' shepards pie --
Hello.
And the next thing I know Jay fuckin' walks through the door.
What the fuck??
This is exactly what this house needs for some cheerin' up.
I don't think I've ever been so happy to see someone in
my whole entire life.
It's like I've been givin water after being in the desert
for a year.
So I come back into this for the second time and Anna
said to sort everything out.
Anna said it was kickin' off.
So obviously I can see why.
There's only four ofyous here.
So like, what's been hapenin'?
Where is everyone and stuff?
And it sounds like a lot of shit has happened in this house.
Everybody knows that when Jay comes back, he just makes
us feel like a family again.
He knows what to say to everyone.
He gives everyone advice and then he leaves
and we're all happy again.
We're supposed to be going to Scotland but it was Scott's idea
because he wanted to search for the Loch Ness monster.
That's his idea, he has to be here.
So I'll give him a ring see what the crack is.
So I give Scott a call.
It's his idea, so let's get him back in this house and
get them up to Scotland.
You've got to be there.
Cool, nice one.
Well be there bright and early.
I tell everybody else that he's not ready to come back
but little do they know that we're pickin' him up tomorrow.
We're leavin' to go to Scotland but Scott isn't here
and I'm still a little good.
But I am fuckin' happy Marnie's not here.
It'll be so good when the sun is out up there.
The sun will be shinin' and will get some haggis and chips.
What's haggis?
Haggis, I don't like it.
Fish.
You'll love it.
You won't even know the difference from cod.
I thought haggis was pig?
I thought haggis was pie.
Haggis is fish.
Excuse me, what's haggis?
Is it fish?
I need to find out what it is.
It might be better for Gaz that Scott's not here, but it is a
little fucked up that we're going all the way to Scotland to
find this Lock Ness monster and Scott's not even here.
No one's even clicked on that we're pickin' Scott up.
This is going to be a big surprise.
Scott!
Hi!
Jay, Charlotte, and Holly have stopped by my house to pick me
up to go to Scotland.
The Scotland crew.
We're gonna see the monster!
It's your dream!
I'm absolutely buzzin' to see them but they could have
had a fuckin' shower.
The kid supposedly wants to be best mates and he's let me,
he went behind my back and.
I know.
And that's the main thing.
You just don't do that.
I do have to talk to Gaz when we get to Scotland because he needs
to get into his head that best mates don't go on like that.
I'm not even angry anymore.
Oh my God, there's a sign for Scotland!
Scotland!
I don't know what this thing is we just arrived at but there's
lots of people playing bagpipes.
There's lots of men in skirts.
And there's lots of signs for haggis.
We're definitely in Scotland.
So we want to know what haggis is.
Sheep and pork.
It's just all the kinds of bits you don't want.
Isn't the intestines where they keep the shit?
It's lamb shit.
All the shit that's in the lamb just turned into one
massive piece of haggis.
This is nice.
The Highlander Games.
I wonder what they are.
Wicked.
There they are.
Me and Gaz are walking over to meet the others and
fuck Scott's there.
I can't believe it.
I wonder what's going through Gaz's mind right now.
So Gaz is walking over and it looks like his ass is falling
over his fuckin' sock.
Don't worry kid, I'm not gonna hit you until I know
what you have to say.
Gaz, we should have a talk kid.
All I want to say to Scott is it was work.
Even if Marnie came on afterwards, I would back away.
It would never happen.
When my back's been turned, you and her have been like
all over each other.
The girls said they saw everything the other night.
Gaz is disrespecting me as a mate going behind my back
and then lying about it.
Imagine if it was when you and Charlotte were getting together
and I went out my way to be all over her.
And then did the ice cube game and then told
her behind your back.
You wouldn't want to fuckin' hear that.
My words were, I wouldn't do that.
I said that in front of you.
This is like well into it.
And you're saying that now, though.
This is the most tested mine and Scott's friendship
has ever been.
Finally, Gaz admits that he's wrong, he said sorry
and it's all sorted.
Go on, son, go and change your boxers.
Then I'll speak to her when she comes in and see what she
has to say for herself.
Me and Scott shake hands and it's resolved.
But is it?
I still feel like Charlotte and Holly bosomed all in his head.
Sorted boys?
Aye.
I knew Scott would let Gary off so easily.
All he's bothered about is when he's friends with everyone even
when his friends make him look like a mug.
So we get to Loch Ness.
Holly's got us wearing these ridiculous hats.
We're in Scotland to find the fuckin' Loch Ness monster.
I don't care whether we find this Loch Ness monster or not.
I'm having a mint time anyways flying in about
on this massive lake.
Charlotte's gone completely mental and I'm so tempted
to just throw her in.
Shit, that was the scariest two seconds of me life.
I swear I'd just seen the Loch Ness monster and he swam
right past us and gave us the finger.
So Charlotte's come out of the water and she's adamant that
she's seen something.
I'm like it's probably your own reflection you thick bitch.
Everyone's had an epic day on this boat.
It's time to get in that fuckin' lake and find
the monster ourselves.
We didn't find the Loch Ness monster and now I'm fuckin'
freezin' and me dick has shrunk to the size of a normal lad's.
Well I think Loch Ness or not, at least we tried.
And I think I've had a wicked day out like.
Aye it is, isn't it.
It was a good idea.
Today has been an amazing day.
Me and Scott have kinda sorted things out but all I'm thinkin'
is get to the hotel, get ready and get out.
Tonight we are in Glasgow.
Scott and I are buzzing, and we're gonna pull some birds and
cheers to we're going to get everyone smashed
and Marnie's not here so there will be no drama.
Tonight's going to be mint.
Marnie's not here and that means one thing, I've got a free pass
to go absolutely ager.
We're close enough to like to have an argument
and sort it out.
Do you know what I mean?
Girls can't do that.
They cannot let it lie.
What was Scott have going through his head?
Nothing.
Air bubbles.
Oh yeah.
Me and Holly have decided that if Marnie walks back in this
house and all the lads decide to talk to her, we're not
going to be happy.
Bros before ho's.
Do you know what I mean?
He's known it for so long and he's still probably
gonna go talk to her.
Yeah, but we're not a bro, we're a ho'.
No but in the house we are, like.
Oh yeah.
We're like brothers and sisters so bros.
Sisters before ho's.
Yeah.
All I wanna hear tonight is you ain't got it, you new?
We get to the club and the atmosphere is amazing.
The drinks are flowin', everyone's having a laugh.
It's amazin' having Jay back.
And I feel like the family is finally fixed.
I'm having just an absolute mint night with Jay.
I'm so glad he's came back.
He's lifted the spirits of everyone.
We're all having such a good night.
Scott looks like he's off on the pole and that's
the best thing for him.
He needs to forget about Marnie and get his dick wet
by another vagina.
So Scott brings this bird in and she starts busting out in these
ridiculous dance moves.
So I pull this bird and she's dancing like a fuckin' puppet.
I hope she's going to stop flaring around when she
receives the enemy doom stick.
Me and Scott pulled and I'm happy with my bird.
But I look over and Scott's bird looks like Lady GaGa
possessed by the exorcist.
I know I said I wanted Scott to pull but lets just hope that
girl shags better like she fuckin' dances because
she looks like a tree.
Its mint to see, Scott, and Gaz tonight.
The dream team back doin' what they do best.
Holly is absolutely mottled and I'm absolutely mottled too but
I'm not quite as mottled as Holly just yet so I'm going to
be the good friend that I always am and I'm going to
take her home.
I don't know how the fuck Charlotte's lookin' after me
because she's just as pissed as I am but at least
we've had an amazing night.
Get back to the room and I straight to bed, bangin' away
but Scott's up and down like a yo-yo.
I think he's learning a new dance routine in the toilet.
I feel bad but this bed isn't big enough for the both of us so
this girl's gonna have to go but it's cush though,
I've givin' her me number.
It's trouble night, call if you're in distress.
Now that me and Gaz have sorted shit out, I'm gonna ask Marnie
can come back to the house but what's happened between
me and her, fuck no.
Was absolutely amazing, me and Scott cleared the air but I know
the girls don't let anything go and that's why I'm worried.
When we get back and Marnie's there, shit will go west.
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