1 00:00:06,740 --> 00:00:09,575 Geordie Shore is back in New Castle. 2 00:00:09,577 --> 00:00:12,177 Home sweet fucking home. 3 00:00:12,778 --> 00:00:15,279 We're back with a fucking boom. 4 00:00:17,215 --> 00:00:18,648 Get in. 5 00:00:22,886 --> 00:00:24,419 Come on. 6 00:00:27,222 --> 00:00:29,756 It's my birthday. 7 00:00:32,893 --> 00:00:36,662 I'm having the best birthday ever. 8 00:00:36,664 --> 00:00:39,598 This Kieran boy is Scott's friend. 9 00:00:39,600 --> 00:00:41,566 Scott is having the house party from hell. 10 00:00:41,568 --> 00:00:42,900 Get off him, get off him man. 11 00:00:42,902 --> 00:00:44,801 I'm fucking sick of him. 12 00:00:44,803 --> 00:00:46,569 I feel like this girl is playing games. 13 00:00:46,571 --> 00:00:48,737 She's doing my fucking head in. 14 00:00:50,773 --> 00:00:52,774 I should have a degree in pulling women. 15 00:00:52,776 --> 00:00:55,576 I am a Geordie girl with VIP edge. 16 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:56,610 I'm a natural beauty. 17 00:00:56,612 --> 00:00:58,111 Real boobs, real hair. 18 00:00:58,113 --> 00:01:00,113 Get me in this house because I'm going to tear this place up. 19 00:01:00,115 --> 00:01:02,348 I would never kiss anyone without a six pack. 20 00:01:02,350 --> 00:01:04,350 The hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair. 21 00:01:04,352 --> 00:01:07,586 I'm here, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 22 00:01:07,753 --> 00:01:10,321 Geordie Shore, way ay? 23 00:01:24,002 --> 00:01:27,704 So last night, Scott smashed the house out because of Marnie 24 00:01:27,706 --> 00:01:30,239 and then ended up in bed with her anyway. 25 00:01:30,241 --> 00:01:33,809 This is reminding me of me and Gary but Scott's turning 26 00:01:33,811 --> 00:01:36,278 out to be me. 27 00:01:36,479 --> 00:01:39,214 How come you were like smashing our room up? 28 00:01:39,216 --> 00:01:43,084 I can't remember doing it. 29 00:01:43,086 --> 00:01:44,051 You can't? 30 00:01:44,053 --> 00:01:44,384 No. 31 00:01:44,386 --> 00:01:46,519 I was just pissed and Marnie was winds up and having a goods 32 00:01:46,521 --> 00:01:48,320 because I pulled someone. 33 00:01:48,322 --> 00:01:49,254 This whole thing with you and Marnie. 34 00:01:49,256 --> 00:01:51,990 It's gonna get obvious that you both like each other so why not 35 00:01:51,992 --> 00:01:55,793 just bite the bullet and try it. 36 00:01:55,795 --> 00:01:58,495 After what happened the other night and stuff like me feelings 37 00:01:58,497 --> 00:02:01,097 have like sorta changed a bit anyway. 38 00:02:01,099 --> 00:02:03,332 At the moment, I don't just want to get with her because 39 00:02:03,334 --> 00:02:04,433 I don't trust her. 40 00:02:04,435 --> 00:02:05,634 I just do me fucking head in. 41 00:02:05,636 --> 00:02:08,903 You're just making it more complicated. 42 00:02:08,905 --> 00:02:09,870 Like what's the point? 43 00:02:09,872 --> 00:02:15,375 It's, it's, it's childish. 44 00:02:18,145 --> 00:02:18,777 What the fuck is that? 45 00:02:18,779 --> 00:02:22,213 I'm really missing Mitch so I'm not gonna bother ringin' him so 46 00:02:22,215 --> 00:02:26,183 I'm just gonna clone me fanny for him and send him it. 47 00:02:26,185 --> 00:02:30,287 Do it yourself pussy molding...clit. 48 00:02:30,289 --> 00:02:30,754 Kit. 49 00:02:30,756 --> 00:02:32,989 She's going to clone her fairy and send him it. 50 00:02:32,991 --> 00:02:34,056 Who the fuck does that? 51 00:02:34,058 --> 00:02:37,192 Mix well with a big spoon. 52 00:02:37,194 --> 00:02:40,862 Ugh, it looks like spunk. 53 00:02:40,864 --> 00:02:42,430 Lean forward and press the molding 54 00:02:42,432 --> 00:02:44,765 scoop against your vagina. 55 00:02:44,767 --> 00:02:46,933 Now I've got to cop a fairy. 56 00:02:46,935 --> 00:02:51,704 At least it will bring Charlotte and I closer together. 57 00:02:55,442 --> 00:02:56,909 It's a weird kind of experience. 58 00:02:56,911 --> 00:02:57,643 You just cumed on my finger. 59 00:02:57,645 --> 00:03:01,813 Oh my God, it looks like I've got a serious case of thrush. 60 00:03:01,815 --> 00:03:04,615 It does. 61 00:03:05,683 --> 00:03:06,282 What was that noise? 62 00:03:06,284 --> 00:03:13,622 So she peels off the mold and it doesn't exactly look like any 63 00:03:13,723 --> 00:03:18,359 fairies I've seen before. 64 00:03:19,327 --> 00:03:24,030 I'm a deep groove you know, that means big flaps. 65 00:03:24,032 --> 00:03:27,199 Our hope is that it looks really pretty because I want Mitch to 66 00:03:27,201 --> 00:03:30,168 get a massive boner. 67 00:03:30,170 --> 00:03:34,772 We could set it better in the fridge. 68 00:03:36,841 --> 00:03:37,807 Hello? 69 00:03:37,809 --> 00:03:41,243 Holly Hi, I've got a job for you and Marnie this afternoon. 70 00:03:41,245 --> 00:03:43,712 Ana is the one thing of getting in my way of just going out 71 00:03:43,714 --> 00:03:44,746 and getting pissed. 72 00:03:44,748 --> 00:03:45,513 Why does she want me to work? 73 00:03:45,515 --> 00:03:47,882 I've got a party coming up that needs promotin' so you'll be 74 00:03:47,884 --> 00:03:53,320 doing some flyers for me. 75 00:03:53,322 --> 00:03:54,354 I'm not going. 76 00:03:54,356 --> 00:03:54,654 No. 77 00:03:54,656 --> 00:03:55,955 You've got to go to work. 78 00:03:55,957 --> 00:03:57,022 I know. 79 00:03:57,024 --> 00:03:57,689 Who? 80 00:03:57,691 --> 00:03:58,156 Me and you. 81 00:03:58,158 --> 00:03:59,624 I'm feeling a little bit anxious about going to work 82 00:03:59,626 --> 00:04:01,692 with only Holly. 83 00:04:01,694 --> 00:04:02,426 Doin' what? 84 00:04:02,428 --> 00:04:03,727 Flyerin'. 85 00:04:03,729 --> 00:04:05,595 But I am happy we're doin' it because it's a chance 86 00:04:05,597 --> 00:04:08,164 for us to get closer. 87 00:04:19,709 --> 00:04:22,077 Hi, can I give you a pass? 88 00:04:22,079 --> 00:04:22,877 Okay. 89 00:04:22,879 --> 00:04:24,645 Hi girls, can I give you one of them? 90 00:04:24,647 --> 00:04:26,913 I wasn't very happy about flyerin' at all but I think 91 00:04:26,915 --> 00:04:28,948 I'm really good at it. 92 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:30,382 I'm much better than Holly. 93 00:04:30,384 --> 00:04:31,449 She's shit. 94 00:04:31,451 --> 00:04:32,249 Okay. 95 00:04:32,251 --> 00:04:33,350 So me and Marnie are out flyerin'. 96 00:04:33,352 --> 00:04:35,552 I haven't gotten to know her that well and I feel like some 97 00:04:35,554 --> 00:04:38,421 time on our own could probably do us some good. 98 00:04:38,423 --> 00:04:39,288 Just take it and have a look at it. 99 00:04:39,290 --> 00:04:41,823 At the beginning, it was really awkward talking to Holly about 100 00:04:41,825 --> 00:04:45,092 me and Scott, but now I just feel like because I live with 101 00:04:45,094 --> 00:04:47,060 her, I've got to be dead open and honest. 102 00:04:47,062 --> 00:04:50,163 So last night, I almost felt like I wanted to sleep with him. 103 00:04:50,165 --> 00:04:53,599 But I don't think I trust him enough to let him have 104 00:04:53,601 --> 00:04:54,433 my love hormone. 105 00:04:54,435 --> 00:04:57,669 When a girl has sex, it releases this love hormone. 106 00:04:57,671 --> 00:04:59,037 I don't think he's special enough. 107 00:04:59,039 --> 00:05:00,838 Yeah, I wouldn't just be releasing it for no one. 108 00:05:00,840 --> 00:05:01,638 No, definitely not. 109 00:05:01,640 --> 00:05:02,739 That's just a waste of energy. 110 00:05:02,741 --> 00:05:03,473 That's a waste of a hormone. 111 00:05:03,475 --> 00:05:05,074 If she has sex with Scott, she's going to release that love 112 00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:09,044 hormone and then she's fucked. 113 00:05:11,313 --> 00:05:12,379 I've had enough of flyerin'. 114 00:05:12,381 --> 00:05:14,114 I wanna get home and get out. 115 00:05:14,116 --> 00:05:16,082 Fuck this. 116 00:05:16,084 --> 00:05:19,085 Soz Anna. 117 00:05:28,295 --> 00:05:29,962 So me and Marnie get back to the house. 118 00:05:29,964 --> 00:05:31,063 Is that the pussy? 119 00:05:31,065 --> 00:05:31,430 Yeah. 120 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,899 And we go and check on Charlotte's fairy in the fridge. 121 00:05:33,901 --> 00:05:35,901 Oh, does it smell like fish? 122 00:05:35,903 --> 00:05:37,535 And I don't really think this is the right present 123 00:05:37,537 --> 00:05:39,470 to send to Mitch. 124 00:05:39,472 --> 00:05:40,537 Is it a little lopsided? 125 00:05:40,539 --> 00:05:42,839 So I've decided to wear Charlotte's vagina over the top 126 00:05:42,841 --> 00:05:47,176 of my vagina and see if anyone can tell the difference. 127 00:05:47,178 --> 00:05:48,710 Do you think Gaz will recognize it? 128 00:05:48,712 --> 00:05:51,012 Why does Holly have a fanny? 129 00:05:53,048 --> 00:05:55,449 Do you recognize that? 130 00:05:56,117 --> 00:05:56,850 That's the fanny? 131 00:05:56,852 --> 00:05:59,986 Oh let's be funny. 132 00:05:59,988 --> 00:06:03,022 It's not hers. 133 00:06:03,123 --> 00:06:05,824 I can't believe Holly's went and got the fairy out 134 00:06:05,826 --> 00:06:06,925 the fridge first. 135 00:06:06,927 --> 00:06:08,459 That was supposed to be my job. 136 00:06:08,461 --> 00:06:09,993 It always has a fold. 137 00:06:09,995 --> 00:06:14,397 The fold annoys us so sometimes I try to unfold it like this. 138 00:06:14,399 --> 00:06:17,767 One flap is bigger than the other but who's isn't? 139 00:06:17,769 --> 00:06:20,035 Everyone knows we're not symmetrical. 140 00:06:20,037 --> 00:06:21,536 Charlotte's fanny is nothing I remember. 141 00:06:21,538 --> 00:06:24,705 Its brown, it's soggy, it's got a lot less hair on it. 142 00:06:24,707 --> 00:06:27,207 Charlotte's fanny's gone west. 143 00:06:32,346 --> 00:06:36,182 Tonight we're going out, and you know what we're gonna do? 144 00:06:36,184 --> 00:06:39,051 We're gonna get mulled. 145 00:06:39,053 --> 00:06:41,720 Shocked. 146 00:06:49,395 --> 00:06:51,896 I feel like Scott's never really going to forgive Marnie 147 00:06:51,898 --> 00:06:53,464 for kissing his friend. 148 00:06:53,466 --> 00:06:57,134 I hope the night just doesn't revolve around them. 149 00:06:57,235 --> 00:06:59,803 So we're in the club and I need to know what's going 150 00:06:59,805 --> 00:07:01,404 on with Scott. 151 00:07:01,406 --> 00:07:04,607 Where do we go from here? 152 00:07:05,609 --> 00:07:07,810 So Marnie is telling me to figure out what I want. 153 00:07:07,812 --> 00:07:08,744 Well I know what I want. 154 00:07:08,746 --> 00:07:11,012 What I want is to get angry... 155 00:07:27,295 --> 00:07:28,561 I've completely had enough of Scott. 156 00:07:28,563 --> 00:07:30,129 I've said I'm sorry for kissing his friend. 157 00:07:30,131 --> 00:07:33,732 I'm not going to sit around and wait for him to get over it. 158 00:07:33,734 --> 00:07:38,103 We're all getting caught up in this Scott and Marnie drama. 159 00:07:41,740 --> 00:07:42,172 That's it. 160 00:07:42,174 --> 00:07:43,773 Me and Holly are staging an intervention. 161 00:07:43,775 --> 00:07:47,710 We'll sit Marnie and Scott down and say enough is enough. 162 00:07:50,313 --> 00:07:54,215 Holly and Charlotte decide to give me and Scott a pep talk. 163 00:07:55,884 --> 00:07:58,986 Then Charlotte decides to start screaming in me face and its 164 00:07:58,988 --> 00:08:00,821 fucking nuhuh. 165 00:08:00,823 --> 00:08:01,621 Listen! 166 00:08:01,623 --> 00:08:02,188 I never said that! 167 00:08:02,190 --> 00:08:04,390 Holly and Charlotte need to get a fucking hobby instead 168 00:08:04,392 --> 00:08:06,258 of telling me and Marnie what to do. 169 00:08:06,260 --> 00:08:09,594 Scott will do what Scott wants. 170 00:08:10,629 --> 00:08:12,563 Once again, the night is revolved around 171 00:08:12,565 --> 00:08:13,096 Scott and Marnie. 172 00:08:13,098 --> 00:08:15,765 They just need to sort this shit out and stop spoiling this time 173 00:08:15,767 --> 00:08:17,666 for everyone else. 174 00:08:20,436 --> 00:08:21,469 Me and the lasses had enough. 175 00:08:21,471 --> 00:08:23,404 We're headed home. 176 00:08:24,906 --> 00:08:26,606 Char, Holly, and James have gone home because they can't 177 00:08:26,608 --> 00:08:30,376 be around Scott so now I'm stuck with him. 178 00:08:32,479 --> 00:08:35,147 I've known the bar mate at Bijou quite well. 179 00:08:35,149 --> 00:08:37,249 I'm pumped. 180 00:08:38,918 --> 00:08:42,086 So Gaz has pulled a girl named Becki so I've decided to be a 181 00:08:42,088 --> 00:08:43,588 third wheel for the night. 182 00:08:43,590 --> 00:08:46,691 I'd rather that then go anywhere near Scott. 183 00:08:47,292 --> 00:08:48,825 Imagine that! 184 00:08:48,827 --> 00:08:49,892 Imagine double tongue. 185 00:08:49,894 --> 00:08:54,029 I've decided to ask Gaz and Becki for a three way kiss. 186 00:09:03,305 --> 00:09:05,739 I don't know where this hormone came from but now she's asking 187 00:09:05,741 --> 00:09:07,173 for three way kisses. 188 00:09:07,175 --> 00:09:09,508 All I know is Scott is at the toilet and I'm glad he 189 00:09:09,510 --> 00:09:11,076 can't hear a thing. 190 00:09:12,745 --> 00:09:15,313 Threesome! 191 00:09:15,315 --> 00:09:17,948 All I can say is Marnie is too much to handle. 192 00:09:17,950 --> 00:09:23,520 She's playing him all over. 193 00:09:29,827 --> 00:09:35,264 So I get back to the house and it's me, Scott, Gary, and Becki 194 00:09:35,266 --> 00:09:37,366 and since they're together, I may as well 195 00:09:37,368 --> 00:09:38,800 have a little fun with Scott. 196 00:09:38,802 --> 00:09:39,467 You've made us all wet. 197 00:09:39,469 --> 00:09:42,102 Marnie's been a proper cock tease, but I know she couldn't 198 00:09:42,104 --> 00:09:43,470 even handle me dick anyways. 199 00:09:43,472 --> 00:09:44,704 It's bigger than a fucking head. 200 00:09:44,706 --> 00:09:47,073 I'm dying to know if you'd be good in bed you know. 201 00:09:47,075 --> 00:09:49,975 I'd probably would shag him tonight but I just don't think 202 00:09:49,977 --> 00:09:51,810 it would be very good. 203 00:09:51,812 --> 00:09:53,344 You'd like it. 204 00:09:53,346 --> 00:09:55,012 I'd like what? 205 00:09:55,014 --> 00:09:56,046 Having sex with us. 206 00:09:56,048 --> 00:09:59,449 It's fucking boring with Scott so I decide to go outside and 207 00:09:59,451 --> 00:10:01,651 have some banter with Becki and Gary. 208 00:10:01,653 --> 00:10:03,019 Is this your drink? 209 00:10:03,021 --> 00:10:04,120 Now you're nickin' it. 210 00:10:04,122 --> 00:10:05,621 Gary's tryin' so hard to impress Becki while the whole time I'm 211 00:10:05,623 --> 00:10:14,863 trying to sneak an egg in my hand to fucking egg his head. 212 00:10:14,865 --> 00:10:15,263 Oh no. 213 00:10:15,265 --> 00:10:18,466 It hasn't broke, has it? 214 00:10:23,338 --> 00:10:26,506 Now Marnie's play fighting to try and crack eggs over me head, 215 00:10:26,508 --> 00:10:29,575 and I see Scott looking at me through the door and 216 00:10:29,577 --> 00:10:31,143 he looks pissed off. 217 00:10:31,145 --> 00:10:33,145 Why did I do that? 218 00:10:33,147 --> 00:10:34,179 Now I feel Marnie's outside playing games. 219 00:10:34,181 --> 00:10:37,215 She's outside all over Gaz and I come to this side gonna bed like 220 00:10:37,217 --> 00:10:40,184 fucking Albert Einstein. 221 00:10:45,190 --> 00:10:49,693 After all our fucking commotion, I've got Becki, I'm in bed. 222 00:10:52,663 --> 00:10:54,897 But she's not putting out so fuck it. 223 00:10:54,899 --> 00:10:55,998 Night night. 224 00:10:56,000 --> 00:10:58,633 Scotts getting really jealous of mine and Gary's egg fight so 225 00:10:58,635 --> 00:11:02,436 I feel like I've got to go in and give him some attention. 226 00:11:04,539 --> 00:11:05,705 I'm not getting this anymore. 227 00:11:05,707 --> 00:11:06,605 Why are you getting jealous of Gary. 228 00:11:06,607 --> 00:11:07,939 Because I threw an egg on him. 229 00:11:07,941 --> 00:11:08,940 I am not jealous, I am not. 230 00:11:08,942 --> 00:11:10,541 Believe me I am not jealous. 231 00:11:10,543 --> 00:11:12,342 I could not give a shit. 232 00:11:12,344 --> 00:11:16,145 I do still like Scott but the more of a twat he is, the more 233 00:11:16,147 --> 00:11:19,181 he pushes us towards Gary. 234 00:11:30,026 --> 00:11:32,427 Scott probably still does want to go out and pull girls. 235 00:11:32,429 --> 00:11:34,295 He said that to Marnie last night. 236 00:11:34,297 --> 00:11:37,031 Last night me and Holly intervened with Scott and Marnie 237 00:11:37,033 --> 00:11:39,533 and trying to make things better but it just didn't go to plan. 238 00:11:39,535 --> 00:11:43,069 I'm just sick of watching things like this happen in our house. 239 00:11:43,071 --> 00:11:43,836 It's pathetic. 240 00:11:43,838 --> 00:11:45,904 I'm not getting involved anymore. 241 00:11:45,906 --> 00:11:46,304 I'm sick. 242 00:11:46,306 --> 00:11:48,639 I wonder if Marnie does have any feelings for Scott. 243 00:11:48,641 --> 00:11:52,175 I feel like she's just a bit of a cock tease. 244 00:12:02,619 --> 00:12:04,786 The doorbell goes and it's Anna. 245 00:12:04,788 --> 00:12:05,419 Hi. 246 00:12:05,421 --> 00:12:05,786 Hello. 247 00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:08,622 Whenever Anna comes around it only means one thing. 248 00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:10,657 Someone's got fucking work. 249 00:12:10,659 --> 00:12:11,958 I do have a job tonight. 250 00:12:11,960 --> 00:12:13,459 Gaz. 251 00:12:13,461 --> 00:12:14,693 Marnie. 252 00:12:14,695 --> 00:12:15,360 Is this really happening? 253 00:12:15,362 --> 00:12:20,031 Anna is making me and Marnie go to bar close together. 254 00:12:20,033 --> 00:12:20,831 Fuck. 255 00:12:20,833 --> 00:12:21,598 It's just me and Gary? 256 00:12:21,600 --> 00:12:23,933 It's just you and Gary, yeah. 257 00:12:23,935 --> 00:12:26,035 Scott's face when he finds out that his bird's got to work 258 00:12:26,037 --> 00:12:28,470 with Gaz is fucking priceless. 259 00:12:28,472 --> 00:12:31,339 Does he not trust his best man? 260 00:12:34,576 --> 00:12:36,877 So the weather is fucking unreal. 261 00:12:36,879 --> 00:12:37,677 Yeah. 262 00:12:37,679 --> 00:12:39,245 Scott, hurry up man. 263 00:12:39,247 --> 00:12:42,548 The best thing to do is get out the house, go have a picnic, and 264 00:12:42,550 --> 00:12:45,584 have a game of rounders. 265 00:12:46,752 --> 00:12:47,651 Can we play rounders now? 266 00:12:47,653 --> 00:12:49,586 I'm good at rounders so whoever's team I get put on 267 00:12:49,588 --> 00:12:53,122 you're in luck, we're probably going to win. 268 00:13:01,564 --> 00:13:04,933 Scott's fucking useless at rounders. 269 00:13:04,935 --> 00:13:07,702 He's about as good at that as he is at shagging Marnie. 270 00:13:07,704 --> 00:13:09,103 It's just not happening. 271 00:13:09,105 --> 00:13:09,837 We won. 272 00:13:09,839 --> 00:13:11,004 Nah, it was a draw. 273 00:13:11,006 --> 00:13:12,038 What the hell?! 274 00:13:12,040 --> 00:13:13,839 How can you call that a draw? 275 00:13:13,841 --> 00:13:15,807 I don't care what they say but our team 276 00:13:15,809 --> 00:13:16,440 definitely won rounders. 277 00:13:16,442 --> 00:13:17,774 They just can't count because they have Holly and Charlotte 278 00:13:17,776 --> 00:13:20,009 on the team and they're both thick as fuck. 279 00:13:20,011 --> 00:13:23,545 We give you an extra point in the beginning anyways. 280 00:13:23,547 --> 00:13:24,479 Scott is just a sore loser. 281 00:13:24,481 --> 00:13:26,314 He just can't take losing to anything. 282 00:13:26,316 --> 00:13:30,251 But as long as I'm in this house I will beat him at everything. 283 00:13:30,986 --> 00:13:33,854 James is one of me best friends in the house and he always 284 00:13:33,856 --> 00:13:35,488 stays and talks about anything. 285 00:13:35,490 --> 00:13:40,092 I think Scott thinks that me and Gary flirt and I think Scott 286 00:13:40,094 --> 00:13:41,293 gets a little bit jealous. 287 00:13:41,295 --> 00:13:43,228 I don't know if he's getting jealous about me and Gary 288 00:13:43,230 --> 00:13:46,130 because he likes us or because he just doesn't want Gary 289 00:13:46,132 --> 00:13:47,965 to get one over on him. 290 00:13:47,967 --> 00:13:49,866 I don't think he knows -- 291 00:13:49,868 --> 00:13:50,366 What he wants. 292 00:13:50,368 --> 00:13:55,204 I think he knows but he too scared to tell Gary as well. 293 00:13:55,206 --> 00:13:57,573 But like when I first came into the house I think Gary thought 294 00:13:57,575 --> 00:14:01,043 that maybe things could happen with me and him. 295 00:14:01,045 --> 00:14:02,244 But I've met.. 296 00:14:02,246 --> 00:14:02,811 I've I like Scott. 297 00:14:02,813 --> 00:14:04,879 I've met Scott, I've clicked with Scott. 298 00:14:04,881 --> 00:14:05,212 So.. 299 00:14:05,214 --> 00:14:07,914 Marnie said she wouldn't go there with Gaz because of Scott. 300 00:14:07,916 --> 00:14:10,883 We all know that when she first came to the house she said she 301 00:14:10,885 --> 00:14:13,585 wanted to get with Gaz. 302 00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:25,363 Me and Marnie have a little bit of work at this bar full but I 303 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,532 think if we see each other for the night, I'm actually scared 304 00:14:28,534 --> 00:14:30,600 of what might actually happen. 305 00:14:41,244 --> 00:14:41,776 I've had an idea. 306 00:14:41,778 --> 00:14:45,279 It's caught our attention now that Marnie can't be trusted. 307 00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:49,716 I think we should go spy on her and Gary at work. 308 00:14:49,718 --> 00:14:53,119 So me and Charlotte decided that we don't trust Gary and Marnie 309 00:14:53,121 --> 00:14:54,620 together, alone. 310 00:14:54,622 --> 00:14:56,254 So we're gonna go spy on them at work. 311 00:14:56,256 --> 00:14:59,957 I wanna see what she does behind our backs. 312 00:15:00,291 --> 00:15:02,992 How do you think James Bond got a promotion? 313 00:15:02,994 --> 00:15:06,929 Not by sitting on his ass all day, playing with his dick. 314 00:15:09,165 --> 00:15:10,765 We're going. 315 00:15:10,767 --> 00:15:11,332 Going? 316 00:15:11,334 --> 00:15:11,699 Yeah. 317 00:15:11,701 --> 00:15:14,702 We're going to spy on Gary and Marnie. 318 00:15:14,704 --> 00:15:15,169 Are you? 319 00:15:15,171 --> 00:15:15,969 Yeah. 320 00:15:15,971 --> 00:15:17,003 You're fucking nuts. 321 00:15:17,005 --> 00:15:18,237 I know. 322 00:15:18,239 --> 00:15:19,104 Wish us luck. 323 00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:19,771 Who'd think they're like? 324 00:15:19,773 --> 00:15:22,607 Sherlock Holmes with a fucking magnifying glass 325 00:15:22,609 --> 00:15:24,775 stuffed in their hoop. 326 00:15:24,777 --> 00:15:26,676 I'm just praying they're not going to say 327 00:15:26,678 --> 00:15:29,011 anything because if they do, that'll blow the fucking 328 00:15:29,013 --> 00:15:30,112 roof off this house. 329 00:15:30,114 --> 00:15:31,746 So do you think something's going to happen between 330 00:15:31,748 --> 00:15:32,613 Gaz and Marnie? 331 00:15:32,615 --> 00:15:33,580 No, no, no. 332 00:15:33,582 --> 00:15:34,847 Probably not. 333 00:15:34,849 --> 00:15:36,048 Not that. 334 00:15:36,050 --> 00:15:37,449 All Gaz and Marnie are going to be doing is working and having a 335 00:15:37,451 --> 00:15:40,185 laugh, but I couldn't give a fuck anyways because me and 336 00:15:40,187 --> 00:15:42,020 James are going to go out and get smashed. 337 00:15:42,022 --> 00:15:43,221 I've got some sort of rash. 338 00:15:43,223 --> 00:15:45,456 I got all these lumps and bumps all over my body and I don't 339 00:15:45,458 --> 00:15:49,359 know what they are. 340 00:15:52,229 --> 00:15:56,532 So me and Gary get to the bar full and this is definitely 341 00:15:56,534 --> 00:15:59,201 going to end messy. 342 00:16:06,242 --> 00:16:07,675 I love drinking and I love partying. 343 00:16:07,677 --> 00:16:10,277 But even this will be a challenge for me. 344 00:16:10,279 --> 00:16:12,078 I've never seen so many different drinks and shots 345 00:16:12,080 --> 00:16:15,014 in my life. 346 00:16:16,783 --> 00:16:19,417 We're downing shots, drinking cocktails. 347 00:16:19,419 --> 00:16:21,952 I'm even squirting whipped cream in his mouth. 348 00:16:21,954 --> 00:16:24,921 This is the most fun I've had since I've been here. 349 00:16:24,923 --> 00:16:27,023 We're off to the next bar! 350 00:16:30,260 --> 00:16:32,794 Me and Charlotte have realized that if Marnie is actually 351 00:16:32,796 --> 00:16:35,930 flirting with Gary and Scott at the same time, she's not going 352 00:16:35,932 --> 00:16:37,464 to be doing it in front of us. 353 00:16:37,466 --> 00:16:39,732 We need to spy on them at work. 354 00:16:39,734 --> 00:16:49,208 Right... 355 00:16:49,210 --> 00:16:52,144 How do I blend in with the purple hair? 356 00:16:52,146 --> 00:16:55,380 There's not many people who walk around with purple hair. 357 00:16:55,382 --> 00:16:58,082 She should have worn a hat or a cloth. 358 00:16:58,084 --> 00:17:01,218 We're excited, we're ready to start our secret mission. 359 00:17:01,220 --> 00:17:03,688 We're ready to try and find a place which we won't get 360 00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:07,758 spotted in so we can do all the good spying. 361 00:17:12,597 --> 00:17:15,198 I feel like a secret agent. 362 00:17:16,333 --> 00:17:17,566 So we get down. 363 00:17:17,568 --> 00:17:20,235 I am more than positive that we're going to see something 364 00:17:20,237 --> 00:17:22,503 between Gary and Marnie. 365 00:17:28,209 --> 00:17:28,808 We've spotted them. 366 00:17:28,810 --> 00:17:33,712 The most two flirty, disloyal, sneaky snakes together. 367 00:17:33,714 --> 00:17:35,680 Something's gonna happen. 368 00:17:44,489 --> 00:17:47,657 I'm so so drunk that I can't even see, and the only thing 369 00:17:47,659 --> 00:17:52,128 I can think of is how much I wanna kiss Gary. 370 00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:58,434 Scott would go fucking nuts if he could see this. 371 00:18:00,703 --> 00:18:01,335 Oh my God! 372 00:18:01,337 --> 00:18:02,369 I can't believe what I'm seeing. 373 00:18:02,371 --> 00:18:05,138 Like they're all over each other. 374 00:18:16,350 --> 00:18:17,550 It's good Scott can't see her right now. 375 00:18:17,552 --> 00:18:21,287 She's literally got her tits two inches from me face. 376 00:18:23,056 --> 00:18:28,160 She's a massive flirty slut with really long confusing hair. 377 00:18:31,430 --> 00:18:33,464 Did I just hear that right? 378 00:18:35,366 --> 00:18:37,700 We're having a really good time so we decide to play 379 00:18:37,702 --> 00:18:40,269 the sex positions game. 380 00:18:45,408 --> 00:18:46,241 Look. 381 00:18:46,243 --> 00:18:49,010 Turn around. 382 00:18:52,614 --> 00:18:56,350 Marnie, you can't sit on my face. 383 00:18:56,352 --> 00:18:58,418 I'm watching Marnie's hanging gamen being 384 00:18:58,420 --> 00:19:00,520 slapped around Gary's face. 385 00:19:00,522 --> 00:19:02,455 It's fucking rank. 386 00:19:04,391 --> 00:19:06,558 My eyes are burning and I just don't know how we're 387 00:19:06,560 --> 00:19:07,825 going to tell Scott. 388 00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:09,459 It's heart breakin'. 389 00:19:15,666 --> 00:19:17,333 Marnie, you are killing me. 390 00:19:17,335 --> 00:19:21,437 It's awkward though cos I know you fancy us. 391 00:19:21,439 --> 00:19:26,475 So I finish work and leave before I do something I regret. 392 00:19:27,710 --> 00:19:29,544 Me and Holly don't know what to do about the sex game 393 00:19:29,546 --> 00:19:30,978 between Gary and Marnie. 394 00:19:30,980 --> 00:19:32,245 It was just harmless fun. 395 00:19:32,247 --> 00:19:34,714 But what we do know is it was flirtin' and they were 396 00:19:34,716 --> 00:19:37,416 all over each other. 397 00:19:40,686 --> 00:19:43,988 Me and Holly decided it's best if we don't tell Scott 398 00:19:43,990 --> 00:19:45,322 everything tonight. 399 00:19:45,324 --> 00:19:48,158 We can't deal with another argument and the house to 400 00:19:48,160 --> 00:19:50,493 get smashed up again. 401 00:19:52,596 --> 00:19:54,597 I'm absolutely bosomed for a mate. 402 00:19:54,599 --> 00:19:57,399 Fucking get in. 403 00:20:01,537 --> 00:20:03,838 So we get to the club and we see the boys and I'm actually 404 00:20:03,840 --> 00:20:06,106 so excited to see them. 405 00:20:06,108 --> 00:20:07,107 Right, what happened? 406 00:20:07,109 --> 00:20:09,976 Right, it was a bit of a disappointment. 407 00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,184 Well that's what I expect them to do at work so if they came 408 00:20:19,186 --> 00:20:23,054 back and said they were bangin' it wouldn't even bother. 409 00:20:31,029 --> 00:20:34,064 Scott's acting like he's not lost but I know that this is 410 00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,298 going to be a front. 411 00:20:35,300 --> 00:20:38,000 Surely he's pissed off and so called mere is 412 00:20:38,002 --> 00:20:40,102 doing this to him. 413 00:20:44,073 --> 00:20:50,078 Cheers! 414 00:20:50,080 --> 00:20:55,249 So I get a dock dock and I'll I want to do is dance, neck shots, 415 00:20:55,251 --> 00:20:56,250 and have a good time. 416 00:20:56,252 --> 00:20:59,686 But Charlotte and Holly have got faces like dark horses. 417 00:20:59,688 --> 00:21:01,320 I don't know what's with them. 418 00:21:01,322 --> 00:21:03,121 Shots! 419 00:21:03,123 --> 00:21:06,891 I'm watching Marnie being drunk and dancing around whipping 420 00:21:06,893 --> 00:21:10,060 her hair back and forth. 421 00:21:12,630 --> 00:21:13,596 I know what she's doing. 422 00:21:13,598 --> 00:21:16,498 Me and Holly need to have a word. 423 00:21:22,037 --> 00:21:25,005 I feel like they know what me and Gary have been up to at work 424 00:21:25,007 --> 00:21:28,108 but how would they ever know? 425 00:21:32,580 --> 00:21:33,613 It's like she's got no conscience. 426 00:21:33,615 --> 00:21:36,816 She's like this robot that's being put into flirt mode and 427 00:21:36,818 --> 00:21:40,920 doesn't care about who she hurts along the way. 428 00:21:40,922 --> 00:21:43,289 Everyone's being really weird and I guarantee it's because 429 00:21:43,291 --> 00:21:45,991 me and Marnie have been at work together. 430 00:21:49,862 --> 00:21:51,329 So Gaz is telling me that he feels like everyone is lookin' 431 00:21:51,331 --> 00:21:53,464 at him and talkin' about him and Marine. 432 00:21:53,466 --> 00:21:55,866 But why is even ask, if he's done nothing wrong, unless he's 433 00:21:55,868 --> 00:21:58,535 got a guilty conscience. 434 00:22:02,506 --> 00:22:05,074 I'm being off with Gary and he's honest. 435 00:22:05,076 --> 00:22:07,443 So I'm telling him why. 436 00:22:12,916 --> 00:22:16,551 Other people's hobbies are like go to the gym, football, tennis. 437 00:22:16,553 --> 00:22:20,254 Charlotte's hobby is giving me shit. 438 00:22:25,426 --> 00:22:27,527 I'm not happy with the way he's treating Scott. 439 00:22:27,529 --> 00:22:31,731 He's meant to be his "best friend" in the house. 440 00:22:35,001 --> 00:22:35,900 Charlotte is kickin' off with Gaz. 441 00:22:35,902 --> 00:22:39,503 Obviously something happened at work between him and Marnie. 442 00:22:39,505 --> 00:22:41,104 Shit. 443 00:22:50,147 --> 00:22:52,414 This whole situation is escalated because Gary went 444 00:22:52,416 --> 00:22:55,316 mouthing off to everyone like the little bitch he is. 445 00:22:55,318 --> 00:22:58,585 I see Charlotte shouting at Gary so I go over to do 446 00:22:58,587 --> 00:23:01,220 some damage control. 447 00:23:10,964 --> 00:23:12,864 Now Marnie's screamin' in me face. 448 00:23:12,866 --> 00:23:15,299 Get the fuck off us. 449 00:23:17,635 --> 00:23:18,668 Everyone is fuckin' kicking off. 450 00:23:18,670 --> 00:23:22,004 If this has got to do with Gary getting' with Marnie. 451 00:23:22,006 --> 00:23:23,739 I remove myself for the situation, otherwise 452 00:23:23,741 --> 00:23:25,974 I'll go fuckin' nuts. 453 00:23:26,508 --> 00:23:28,175 I'm stepping in tryin' to protect my friend. 454 00:23:28,177 --> 00:23:30,977 Marnie's grabbin' Charlotte's arm shoutin' in her face. 455 00:23:30,979 --> 00:23:32,378 My wine's going everywhere. 456 00:23:32,380 --> 00:23:34,346 This is a fuckin' disaster. 457 00:23:38,351 --> 00:23:40,051 Now Charlotts gone fuckin' mental. 458 00:23:40,053 --> 00:23:42,019 I don't need this. I'm off. 459 00:23:45,723 --> 00:23:48,758 Why is Marnie even getting involved? 460 00:23:48,760 --> 00:23:50,292 And why is she shouting at Charlotte? 461 00:23:50,294 --> 00:23:52,327 I don't know what the fuck is going on. 462 00:23:52,329 --> 00:23:53,127 Shut up! 463 00:23:53,129 --> 00:23:55,629 And I've got Holly screamin' in me ear. 464 00:23:55,631 --> 00:23:56,930 I fuckin' snapped. 465 00:23:56,932 --> 00:23:59,165 Oh shit! 466 00:24:04,237 --> 00:24:07,439 I have no idea how I got involved in this. 467 00:24:07,441 --> 00:24:09,107 Fuckin' psychopath! 468 00:24:09,109 --> 00:24:12,043 It's all kickin' off, good job I'm here to hold psycho 469 00:24:12,045 --> 00:24:14,211 fuckin' Charlotte back. 470 00:24:17,281 --> 00:24:19,015 I just hate Marnie, I hate her. 471 00:24:19,017 --> 00:24:23,319 If I ever see her again, I will never speak to her. 472 00:24:23,887 --> 00:24:26,321 She goes or I fuckin' go. 473 00:24:26,323 --> 00:24:27,221 That's the end! 474 00:24:27,223 --> 00:24:29,256 I ain't coming back! 475 00:24:29,258 --> 00:24:30,056 Can I just say that right now? 476 00:24:30,058 --> 00:24:33,426 Tonight has been an absolute disaster and there's no way 477 00:24:33,428 --> 00:24:38,731 I'm going back to that house. 478 00:24:39,232 --> 00:24:42,367 Scott's fucked off, Gaz went God knows where. 479 00:24:42,369 --> 00:24:43,568 And all the lasses are cryin'. 480 00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:47,538 For fuck sake, it's definitely time to get home. 481 00:24:51,743 --> 00:24:52,609 Who the fuck is she? 482 00:24:52,611 --> 00:24:55,612 Like she has ruined our whole family. 483 00:24:55,614 --> 00:24:58,982 This family that we have built up for so many years 484 00:24:58,984 --> 00:25:02,185 and she just came in and fuckin' ruined it all. 485 00:25:02,187 --> 00:25:07,523 Everything has changed so much and I hate it. 486 00:25:07,525 --> 00:25:08,090 Like fuckin' Gary. 487 00:25:08,092 --> 00:25:11,893 Who the fuck does he think he is runnin' off like that. 488 00:25:11,895 --> 00:25:13,027 What the fuck? 489 00:25:13,029 --> 00:25:14,728 Gary's nowhere to be seen. 490 00:25:14,730 --> 00:25:15,495 He's run away. 491 00:25:15,497 --> 00:25:17,396 He's a little fuckin' weasel. 492 00:25:17,398 --> 00:25:20,799 Where's your balls now Gary you little fuckin' wanker. 493 00:25:20,801 --> 00:25:24,869 I can't believe all of this has happened. 494 00:25:24,871 --> 00:25:29,173 Like what the fuck? 495 00:25:29,175 --> 00:25:33,243 Come here. 496 00:25:34,111 --> 00:25:36,412 So Gaz is fucked off somewhere, Marnie's went home. 497 00:25:36,414 --> 00:25:40,082 I don't know what the fuck goin' on tonight. 498 00:25:40,084 --> 00:25:44,553 I met her at the park and she said that..her and Gaz, if there 499 00:25:44,555 --> 00:25:48,857 weren't so many complications, her and Gaz would 500 00:25:48,859 --> 00:25:49,791 be together now. 501 00:25:49,793 --> 00:25:50,424 That's what she said. 502 00:25:50,426 --> 00:25:51,792 That kid needs to seriously get his priorities right 'cause at 503 00:25:51,794 --> 00:25:54,995 the minute, I'm the only mate he's actually got and 504 00:25:54,997 --> 00:25:57,731 he's at the verge of losing me and getting a fuckin' 505 00:25:57,733 --> 00:25:59,766 slap while he's at it. 506 00:25:59,768 --> 00:26:00,266 What the fuck? 507 00:26:00,268 --> 00:26:00,966 What the fuck is a friend? 508 00:26:00,968 --> 00:26:03,335 I have words and hopefully I don't knock him out. 509 00:26:03,337 --> 00:26:06,471 But if she walks back in this house, I'm walkin' out and 510 00:26:06,473 --> 00:26:09,106 I'm never comin' back. 511 00:26:14,979 --> 00:26:17,280 I've been dreadin' comin' back to the house and thank fuckin' 512 00:26:17,282 --> 00:26:19,081 no one is around when I walk in the door. 513 00:26:19,083 --> 00:26:21,883 I'ma stick in the sharpar and go to bed and deal with 514 00:26:21,885 --> 00:26:26,287 this shit in the morning. 515 00:26:37,732 --> 00:26:39,165 Oh my God. 516 00:26:39,167 --> 00:26:39,965 I know. 517 00:26:39,967 --> 00:26:42,600 What the fuck? 518 00:26:42,602 --> 00:26:46,337 Like, what the fuck? 519 00:26:46,339 --> 00:26:49,440 When I walked out that door to go spy on Gary and Marnie, 520 00:26:49,442 --> 00:26:54,077 I could not have predicted that the night would end in a fight. 521 00:26:54,079 --> 00:26:55,112 Secret slug. 522 00:26:55,114 --> 00:26:57,647 If you're gonna do something, at least admit it. 523 00:26:57,649 --> 00:26:59,515 How was I so stupid? 524 00:26:59,517 --> 00:27:02,050 I never actually realized that it was Marnie. 525 00:27:02,052 --> 00:27:03,317 Marnie was the real issue. 526 00:27:03,319 --> 00:27:06,820 Scott's too nice to even know what's going on. 527 00:27:06,822 --> 00:27:08,555 He had no idea. 528 00:27:08,557 --> 00:27:10,757 And I saw him last night in a way that I've never seen him 529 00:27:10,759 --> 00:27:13,726 before, and he was upset about it. 530 00:27:13,728 --> 00:27:19,998 He felt betrayed by not just her but by his fucking best friend. 531 00:27:28,340 --> 00:27:30,741 So I woke up this morning, the more I think about Gaz 532 00:27:30,743 --> 00:27:32,609 doing stuff with Marnie, the more I feel pissed off 533 00:27:32,611 --> 00:27:33,943 and let down as a mate. 534 00:27:33,945 --> 00:27:36,412 So I need to remove myself from this house, clear my head, 535 00:27:36,414 --> 00:27:40,749 before I have to face him incase I do something I'm gonna regret. 536 00:27:47,523 --> 00:27:51,158 I go downstairs and Gary's in the kitchen. 537 00:27:51,160 --> 00:27:52,993 I just came back when everyone was in bed. 538 00:27:52,995 --> 00:27:55,095 I don't think you should have. 539 00:27:55,097 --> 00:27:58,098 What, came back? 540 00:27:58,100 --> 00:28:00,366 'Cause now Scott's left. 541 00:28:00,368 --> 00:28:03,635 To me, it should be Scott's still here and Gary gone 542 00:28:03,637 --> 00:28:05,570 after what he did. 543 00:28:05,572 --> 00:28:07,071 How's Scott coming back? 544 00:28:07,073 --> 00:28:09,673 I wouldn't feel safe around Scott if I was you. 545 00:28:09,675 --> 00:28:11,574 Scott's left and Charlotte's blaming me. 546 00:28:11,576 --> 00:28:13,275 I don't care, I'll ring Scott and he can come back 547 00:28:13,277 --> 00:28:14,175 and I'll fuck off. 548 00:28:14,177 --> 00:28:16,844 I would love to get out of this mad house. 549 00:28:16,846 --> 00:28:17,744 Scott knows that. 550 00:28:17,746 --> 00:28:19,846 I wouldn't do owt. 551 00:28:19,848 --> 00:28:21,180 But I don't understand how you would say that yet you would say 552 00:28:21,182 --> 00:28:23,715 something different to Marnie's face which we all know about. 553 00:28:23,717 --> 00:28:24,348 And here we go again. 554 00:28:24,350 --> 00:28:28,352 Round 497 of Charlotte giving me shit, makin' up stuff and havin' 555 00:28:28,354 --> 00:28:29,386 a go at this. 556 00:28:29,388 --> 00:28:32,122 I'll happily openly admit to Marnie I would love to 557 00:28:32,124 --> 00:28:32,655 fuckin' bang you. 558 00:28:32,657 --> 00:28:33,689 I really thought you and Scott was friends, 559 00:28:33,691 --> 00:28:34,790 or was that all a lie? 560 00:28:34,792 --> 00:28:35,390 Of course we're friends. 561 00:28:35,392 --> 00:28:37,725 Does a friend do that to a friend? 562 00:28:37,727 --> 00:28:38,926 He still knows I would never -- 563 00:28:38,928 --> 00:28:41,094 But you don't say it. 564 00:28:41,096 --> 00:28:41,461 Okay. 565 00:28:41,463 --> 00:28:42,061 No friend does that. 566 00:28:42,063 --> 00:28:43,295 I don't want Gary to leave 'cause that's a 567 00:28:43,297 --> 00:28:44,129 coward's way out. 568 00:28:44,131 --> 00:28:47,065 I want him to stay here and apologize to everyone. 569 00:28:47,067 --> 00:28:49,033 He's going to do it the hard way. 570 00:28:49,035 --> 00:28:51,635 And if she walks back in this door, and both you and 571 00:28:51,637 --> 00:28:57,007 Scott start talkin' to her, you are both pathetic. 572 00:28:57,009 --> 00:28:59,075 It's ridiculous. 573 00:28:59,077 --> 00:29:02,878 I've actually never ever heard the house this quiet. 574 00:29:02,880 --> 00:29:04,045 Eh, it's horrible. 575 00:29:04,047 --> 00:29:06,447 I can't believe that Scott's left, Marnie's left and the 576 00:29:06,449 --> 00:29:08,182 girls aren't talking to us. 577 00:29:08,184 --> 00:29:08,582 For what? 578 00:29:08,584 --> 00:29:11,251 Me and Marnie going to work and playing a few games. 579 00:29:11,253 --> 00:29:11,985 Big deal. 580 00:29:11,987 --> 00:29:14,354 I think he'll come back once he sorts himself out. 581 00:29:14,356 --> 00:29:16,122 Nah, Scott will come back. 582 00:29:16,124 --> 00:29:18,924 Part of Scott's bucket list is he wants to go find the 583 00:29:18,926 --> 00:29:20,292 Loch Ness monster. 584 00:29:20,294 --> 00:29:22,160 So we may be going to Scotland tomorrow and he's 585 00:29:22,162 --> 00:29:24,662 not even fuckin' here. 586 00:29:25,830 --> 00:29:28,097 This was Scott's dream to search for the Loch Ness monster. 587 00:29:28,099 --> 00:29:32,134 It just doesn't feel right going without him. 588 00:29:32,136 --> 00:29:34,903 The atmosphere in the house has just so down, so down, 589 00:29:34,905 --> 00:29:39,807 and I'm not thinking twice about indulging in carbs. 590 00:29:39,809 --> 00:29:46,246 So we all sat around, eatin' shepards pie -- 591 00:29:46,248 --> 00:29:48,114 Hello. 592 00:29:48,116 --> 00:29:51,750 And the next thing I know Jay fuckin' walks through the door. 593 00:29:51,752 --> 00:29:52,851 What the fuck?? 594 00:29:52,853 --> 00:29:57,755 This is exactly what this house needs for some cheerin' up. 595 00:29:58,223 --> 00:30:01,158 I don't think I've ever been so happy to see someone in 596 00:30:01,160 --> 00:30:02,225 my whole entire life. 597 00:30:02,227 --> 00:30:04,827 It's like I've been givin water after being in the desert 598 00:30:04,829 --> 00:30:06,728 for a year. 599 00:30:09,531 --> 00:30:12,466 So I come back into this for the second time and Anna 600 00:30:12,468 --> 00:30:14,367 said to sort everything out. 601 00:30:14,369 --> 00:30:15,434 Anna said it was kickin' off. 602 00:30:15,436 --> 00:30:16,401 So obviously I can see why. 603 00:30:16,403 --> 00:30:17,602 There's only four ofyous here. 604 00:30:17,604 --> 00:30:18,502 So like, what's been hapenin'? 605 00:30:18,504 --> 00:30:19,903 Where is everyone and stuff? 606 00:30:19,905 --> 00:30:22,872 And it sounds like a lot of shit has happened in this house. 607 00:30:22,874 --> 00:30:25,140 Everybody knows that when Jay comes back, he just makes 608 00:30:25,142 --> 00:30:27,108 us feel like a family again. 609 00:30:27,110 --> 00:30:28,909 He knows what to say to everyone. 610 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:30,744 He gives everyone advice and then he leaves 611 00:30:30,746 --> 00:30:31,978 and we're all happy again. 612 00:30:31,980 --> 00:30:37,416 We're supposed to be going to Scotland but it was Scott's idea 613 00:30:37,418 --> 00:30:39,718 because he wanted to search for the Loch Ness monster. 614 00:30:39,720 --> 00:30:41,352 That's his idea, he has to be here. 615 00:30:41,354 --> 00:30:45,055 So I'll give him a ring see what the crack is. 616 00:30:46,524 --> 00:30:47,190 So I give Scott a call. 617 00:30:47,192 --> 00:30:50,092 It's his idea, so let's get him back in this house and 618 00:30:50,094 --> 00:30:51,493 get them up to Scotland. 619 00:30:51,495 --> 00:30:53,728 You've got to be there. 620 00:30:58,600 --> 00:30:59,333 Cool, nice one. 621 00:30:59,335 --> 00:31:00,267 Well be there bright and early. 622 00:31:00,269 --> 00:31:02,535 I tell everybody else that he's not ready to come back 623 00:31:02,537 --> 00:31:07,473 but little do they know that we're pickin' him up tomorrow. 624 00:31:10,977 --> 00:31:13,645 We're leavin' to go to Scotland but Scott isn't here 625 00:31:13,647 --> 00:31:15,613 and I'm still a little good. 626 00:31:15,615 --> 00:31:18,983 But I am fuckin' happy Marnie's not here. 627 00:31:19,250 --> 00:31:21,484 It'll be so good when the sun is out up there. 628 00:31:21,486 --> 00:31:24,253 The sun will be shinin' and will get some haggis and chips. 629 00:31:24,255 --> 00:31:24,920 What's haggis? 630 00:31:24,922 --> 00:31:26,755 Haggis, I don't like it. 631 00:31:26,757 --> 00:31:27,655 Fish. 632 00:31:27,657 --> 00:31:28,756 You'll love it. 633 00:31:28,758 --> 00:31:31,892 You won't even know the difference from cod. 634 00:31:31,894 --> 00:31:36,062 I thought haggis was pig? 635 00:31:36,064 --> 00:31:37,663 I thought haggis was pie. 636 00:31:37,665 --> 00:31:39,564 Haggis is fish. 637 00:31:39,566 --> 00:31:41,065 Excuse me, what's haggis? 638 00:31:41,067 --> 00:31:43,233 Is it fish? 639 00:31:44,635 --> 00:31:48,070 I need to find out what it is. 640 00:31:52,175 --> 00:31:54,576 It might be better for Gaz that Scott's not here, but it is a 641 00:31:54,578 --> 00:31:56,978 little fucked up that we're going all the way to Scotland to 642 00:31:56,980 --> 00:32:01,048 find this Lock Ness monster and Scott's not even here. 643 00:32:03,651 --> 00:32:05,918 No one's even clicked on that we're pickin' Scott up. 644 00:32:05,920 --> 00:32:09,087 This is going to be a big surprise. 645 00:32:09,089 --> 00:32:10,721 Scott! 646 00:32:10,723 --> 00:32:11,054 Hi! 647 00:32:11,056 --> 00:32:13,589 Jay, Charlotte, and Holly have stopped by my house to pick me 648 00:32:13,591 --> 00:32:15,190 up to go to Scotland. 649 00:32:15,192 --> 00:32:18,493 The Scotland crew. 650 00:32:18,495 --> 00:32:20,728 We're gonna see the monster! 651 00:32:20,730 --> 00:32:22,596 It's your dream! 652 00:32:22,598 --> 00:32:24,531 I'm absolutely buzzin' to see them but they could have 653 00:32:24,533 --> 00:32:25,164 had a fuckin' shower. 654 00:32:25,166 --> 00:32:30,836 The kid supposedly wants to be best mates and he's let me, 655 00:32:30,838 --> 00:32:32,337 he went behind my back and. 656 00:32:32,339 --> 00:32:32,737 I know. 657 00:32:32,739 --> 00:32:33,904 And that's the main thing. 658 00:32:33,906 --> 00:32:34,571 You just don't do that. 659 00:32:34,573 --> 00:32:36,339 I do have to talk to Gaz when we get to Scotland because he needs 660 00:32:36,341 --> 00:32:39,975 to get into his head that best mates don't go on like that. 661 00:32:39,977 --> 00:32:47,215 I'm not even angry anymore. 662 00:32:47,849 --> 00:32:52,018 Oh my God, there's a sign for Scotland! 663 00:32:52,020 --> 00:32:52,885 Scotland! 664 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:53,752 Scotland! 665 00:32:53,754 --> 00:32:55,954 Scotland! 666 00:33:03,128 --> 00:33:06,029 I don't know what this thing is we just arrived at but there's 667 00:33:06,031 --> 00:33:08,264 lots of people playing bagpipes. 668 00:33:08,266 --> 00:33:10,833 There's lots of men in skirts. 669 00:33:10,835 --> 00:33:13,435 And there's lots of signs for haggis. 670 00:33:13,437 --> 00:33:15,603 We're definitely in Scotland. 671 00:33:15,605 --> 00:33:17,605 So we want to know what haggis is. 672 00:33:17,607 --> 00:33:19,573 Sheep and pork. 673 00:33:19,575 --> 00:33:21,241 It's just all the kinds of bits you don't want. 674 00:33:21,243 --> 00:33:24,577 Isn't the intestines where they keep the shit? 675 00:33:26,246 --> 00:33:27,145 It's lamb shit. 676 00:33:27,147 --> 00:33:29,747 All the shit that's in the lamb just turned into one 677 00:33:29,749 --> 00:33:31,882 massive piece of haggis. 678 00:33:31,884 --> 00:33:32,916 This is nice. 679 00:33:32,918 --> 00:33:34,150 The Highlander Games. 680 00:33:34,152 --> 00:33:36,018 I wonder what they are. 681 00:33:41,724 --> 00:33:42,123 Wicked. 682 00:33:42,125 --> 00:33:43,057 There they are. 683 00:33:43,059 --> 00:33:45,025 Me and Gaz are walking over to meet the others and 684 00:33:45,027 --> 00:33:46,593 fuck Scott's there. 685 00:33:46,595 --> 00:33:47,193 I can't believe it. 686 00:33:47,195 --> 00:33:53,832 I wonder what's going through Gaz's mind right now. 687 00:33:53,834 --> 00:33:56,467 So Gaz is walking over and it looks like his ass is falling 688 00:33:56,469 --> 00:33:57,501 over his fuckin' sock. 689 00:33:57,503 --> 00:33:59,436 Don't worry kid, I'm not gonna hit you until I know 690 00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:02,205 what you have to say. 691 00:34:02,207 --> 00:34:04,440 Gaz, we should have a talk kid. 692 00:34:04,442 --> 00:34:06,109 All I want to say to Scott is it was work. 693 00:34:06,111 --> 00:34:08,644 Even if Marnie came on afterwards, I would back away. 694 00:34:08,646 --> 00:34:13,081 It would never happen. 695 00:34:16,151 --> 00:34:18,652 When my back's been turned, you and her have been like 696 00:34:18,654 --> 00:34:19,252 all over each other. 697 00:34:19,254 --> 00:34:20,953 The girls said they saw everything the other night. 698 00:34:20,955 --> 00:34:23,922 Gaz is disrespecting me as a mate going behind my back 699 00:34:23,924 --> 00:34:25,423 and then lying about it. 700 00:34:25,425 --> 00:34:28,359 Imagine if it was when you and Charlotte were getting together 701 00:34:28,361 --> 00:34:31,428 and I went out my way to be all over her. 702 00:34:31,430 --> 00:34:33,096 And then did the ice cube game and then told 703 00:34:33,098 --> 00:34:36,399 her behind your back. 704 00:34:36,401 --> 00:34:40,302 You wouldn't want to fuckin' hear that. 705 00:34:40,503 --> 00:34:46,741 My words were, I wouldn't do that. 706 00:34:46,743 --> 00:34:47,675 I said that in front of you. 707 00:34:47,677 --> 00:34:48,742 This is like well into it. 708 00:34:48,744 --> 00:34:52,011 And you're saying that now, though. 709 00:34:52,013 --> 00:34:54,346 This is the most tested mine and Scott's friendship 710 00:34:54,348 --> 00:34:56,381 has ever been. 711 00:35:01,220 --> 00:35:03,754 Finally, Gaz admits that he's wrong, he said sorry 712 00:35:03,756 --> 00:35:04,354 and it's all sorted. 713 00:35:04,356 --> 00:35:06,055 Go on, son, go and change your boxers. 714 00:35:06,057 --> 00:35:08,090 Then I'll speak to her when she comes in and see what she 715 00:35:08,092 --> 00:35:11,159 has to say for herself. 716 00:35:13,762 --> 00:35:15,729 Me and Scott shake hands and it's resolved. 717 00:35:15,731 --> 00:35:16,162 But is it? 718 00:35:16,164 --> 00:35:21,400 I still feel like Charlotte and Holly bosomed all in his head. 719 00:35:22,869 --> 00:35:24,336 Sorted boys? 720 00:35:24,338 --> 00:35:27,305 Aye. 721 00:35:27,307 --> 00:35:29,340 I knew Scott would let Gary off so easily. 722 00:35:29,342 --> 00:35:32,810 All he's bothered about is when he's friends with everyone even 723 00:35:32,812 --> 00:35:36,413 when his friends make him look like a mug. 724 00:35:45,656 --> 00:35:47,156 So we get to Loch Ness. 725 00:35:47,158 --> 00:35:50,359 Holly's got us wearing these ridiculous hats. 726 00:35:50,361 --> 00:35:55,497 We're in Scotland to find the fuckin' Loch Ness monster. 727 00:35:59,201 --> 00:36:02,336 I don't care whether we find this Loch Ness monster or not. 728 00:36:02,338 --> 00:36:04,838 I'm having a mint time anyways flying in about 729 00:36:04,840 --> 00:36:13,947 on this massive lake. 730 00:36:13,949 --> 00:36:16,649 Charlotte's gone completely mental and I'm so tempted 731 00:36:16,651 --> 00:36:19,551 to just throw her in. 732 00:36:22,021 --> 00:36:25,189 Shit, that was the scariest two seconds of me life. 733 00:36:25,191 --> 00:36:27,758 I swear I'd just seen the Loch Ness monster and he swam 734 00:36:27,760 --> 00:36:29,860 right past us and gave us the finger. 735 00:36:29,862 --> 00:36:33,930 So Charlotte's come out of the water and she's adamant that 736 00:36:33,932 --> 00:36:34,864 she's seen something. 737 00:36:34,866 --> 00:36:38,400 I'm like it's probably your own reflection you thick bitch. 738 00:36:49,245 --> 00:36:51,846 Everyone's had an epic day on this boat. 739 00:36:51,848 --> 00:36:53,214 It's time to get in that fuckin' lake and find 740 00:36:53,216 --> 00:36:55,983 the monster ourselves. 741 00:36:59,587 --> 00:37:04,190 We didn't find the Loch Ness monster and now I'm fuckin' 742 00:37:04,192 --> 00:37:09,595 freezin' and me dick has shrunk to the size of a normal lad's. 743 00:37:10,229 --> 00:37:11,696 Well I think Loch Ness or not, at least we tried. 744 00:37:11,698 --> 00:37:13,731 And I think I've had a wicked day out like. 745 00:37:13,733 --> 00:37:14,765 Aye it is, isn't it. 746 00:37:14,767 --> 00:37:15,999 It was a good idea. 747 00:37:16,001 --> 00:37:16,766 Today has been an amazing day. 748 00:37:16,768 --> 00:37:19,602 Me and Scott have kinda sorted things out but all I'm thinkin' 749 00:37:19,604 --> 00:37:23,639 is get to the hotel, get ready and get out. 750 00:37:32,582 --> 00:37:33,281 Tonight we are in Glasgow. 751 00:37:33,283 --> 00:37:36,851 Scott and I are buzzing, and we're gonna pull some birds and 752 00:37:36,853 --> 00:37:39,019 cheers to we're going to get everyone smashed 753 00:37:39,021 --> 00:37:41,554 and Marnie's not here so there will be no drama. 754 00:37:41,556 --> 00:37:44,356 Tonight's going to be mint. 755 00:37:50,329 --> 00:37:53,631 Marnie's not here and that means one thing, I've got a free pass 756 00:37:53,633 --> 00:37:55,299 to go absolutely ager. 757 00:37:55,301 --> 00:37:58,201 We're close enough to like to have an argument 758 00:37:58,203 --> 00:37:58,868 and sort it out. 759 00:37:58,870 --> 00:38:00,202 Do you know what I mean? 760 00:38:00,204 --> 00:38:01,603 Girls can't do that. 761 00:38:01,605 --> 00:38:04,539 They cannot let it lie. 762 00:38:04,541 --> 00:38:07,308 What was Scott have going through his head? 763 00:38:07,310 --> 00:38:08,609 Nothing. 764 00:38:08,611 --> 00:38:10,143 Air bubbles. 765 00:38:10,145 --> 00:38:10,510 Oh yeah. 766 00:38:10,512 --> 00:38:13,179 Me and Holly have decided that if Marnie walks back in this 767 00:38:13,181 --> 00:38:16,248 house and all the lads decide to talk to her, we're not 768 00:38:16,250 --> 00:38:17,849 going to be happy. 769 00:38:17,851 --> 00:38:18,816 Bros before ho's. 770 00:38:18,818 --> 00:38:20,551 Do you know what I mean? 771 00:38:20,553 --> 00:38:23,487 He's known it for so long and he's still probably 772 00:38:23,489 --> 00:38:24,688 gonna go talk to her. 773 00:38:24,690 --> 00:38:26,723 Yeah, but we're not a bro, we're a ho'. 774 00:38:26,725 --> 00:38:28,891 No but in the house we are, like. 775 00:38:28,893 --> 00:38:29,258 Oh yeah. 776 00:38:29,260 --> 00:38:31,026 We're like brothers and sisters so bros. 777 00:38:31,028 --> 00:38:34,029 Sisters before ho's. 778 00:38:34,031 --> 00:38:35,630 Yeah. 779 00:38:41,236 --> 00:38:46,673 All I wanna hear tonight is you ain't got it, you new? 780 00:39:00,054 --> 00:39:02,422 We get to the club and the atmosphere is amazing. 781 00:39:02,424 --> 00:39:05,725 The drinks are flowin', everyone's having a laugh. 782 00:39:05,727 --> 00:39:07,326 It's amazin' having Jay back. 783 00:39:07,328 --> 00:39:12,464 And I feel like the family is finally fixed. 784 00:39:13,232 --> 00:39:15,666 I'm having just an absolute mint night with Jay. 785 00:39:15,668 --> 00:39:17,267 I'm so glad he's came back. 786 00:39:17,269 --> 00:39:19,335 He's lifted the spirits of everyone. 787 00:39:19,337 --> 00:39:24,573 We're all having such a good night. 788 00:39:25,608 --> 00:39:27,809 Scott looks like he's off on the pole and that's 789 00:39:27,811 --> 00:39:29,010 the best thing for him. 790 00:39:29,012 --> 00:39:31,912 He needs to forget about Marnie and get his dick wet 791 00:39:31,914 --> 00:39:35,181 by another vagina. 792 00:39:40,353 --> 00:39:42,620 So Scott brings this bird in and she starts busting out in these 793 00:39:42,622 --> 00:39:47,358 ridiculous dance moves. 794 00:39:47,425 --> 00:39:51,261 So I pull this bird and she's dancing like a fuckin' puppet. 795 00:39:51,263 --> 00:39:52,962 I hope she's going to stop flaring around when she 796 00:39:52,964 --> 00:39:56,432 receives the enemy doom stick. 797 00:39:59,135 --> 00:40:01,703 Me and Scott pulled and I'm happy with my bird. 798 00:40:01,705 --> 00:40:04,639 But I look over and Scott's bird looks like Lady GaGa 799 00:40:04,641 --> 00:40:06,707 possessed by the exorcist. 800 00:40:12,280 --> 00:40:14,381 I know I said I wanted Scott to pull but lets just hope that 801 00:40:14,383 --> 00:40:17,250 girl shags better like she fuckin' dances because 802 00:40:17,252 --> 00:40:20,453 she looks like a tree. 803 00:40:29,429 --> 00:40:31,062 Its mint to see, Scott, and Gaz tonight. 804 00:40:31,064 --> 00:40:35,332 The dream team back doin' what they do best. 805 00:40:39,937 --> 00:40:42,571 Holly is absolutely mottled and I'm absolutely mottled too but 806 00:40:42,573 --> 00:40:45,473 I'm not quite as mottled as Holly just yet so I'm going to 807 00:40:45,475 --> 00:40:48,275 be the good friend that I always am and I'm going to 808 00:40:48,277 --> 00:40:51,278 take her home. 809 00:40:51,280 --> 00:40:53,079 I don't know how the fuck Charlotte's lookin' after me 810 00:40:53,081 --> 00:40:55,581 because she's just as pissed as I am but at least 811 00:40:55,583 --> 00:40:58,150 we've had an amazing night. 812 00:41:05,525 --> 00:41:08,126 Get back to the room and I straight to bed, bangin' away 813 00:41:08,128 --> 00:41:12,029 but Scott's up and down like a yo-yo. 814 00:41:12,031 --> 00:41:15,499 I think he's learning a new dance routine in the toilet. 815 00:41:16,501 --> 00:41:18,668 I feel bad but this bed isn't big enough for the both of us so 816 00:41:18,670 --> 00:41:21,737 this girl's gonna have to go but it's cush though, 817 00:41:21,739 --> 00:41:22,604 I've givin' her me number. 818 00:41:22,606 --> 00:41:26,541 It's trouble night, call if you're in distress. 819 00:41:29,211 --> 00:41:30,911 Now that me and Gaz have sorted shit out, I'm gonna ask Marnie 820 00:41:30,913 --> 00:41:33,546 can come back to the house but what's happened between 821 00:41:33,548 --> 00:41:35,414 me and her, fuck no. 822 00:41:35,416 --> 00:41:39,017 Was absolutely amazing, me and Scott cleared the air but I know 823 00:41:39,019 --> 00:41:42,253 the girls don't let anything go and that's why I'm worried. 824 00:41:42,255 --> 00:41:46,290 When we get back and Marnie's there, shit will go west. 825 00:41:46,292 --> 00:41:48,725 ¶ 826 00:41:48,727 --> 00:41:50,026 ¶