1 00:00:06,038 --> 00:00:09,607 Geordie Shore is back in New Castle. 2 00:00:09,609 --> 00:00:11,375 Home sweet fucking home. 3 00:00:11,377 --> 00:00:13,243 [Cheering] 4 00:00:13,245 --> 00:00:15,011 We're back with a fucking boom. 5 00:00:15,013 --> 00:00:18,748 ¶ 6 00:00:18,750 --> 00:00:19,749 Get it! 7 00:00:21,051 --> 00:00:22,284 Ahh! 8 00:00:24,086 --> 00:00:25,553 C'mon! 9 00:00:25,555 --> 00:00:26,554 I'm back! 10 00:00:27,255 --> 00:00:28,321 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! 11 00:00:28,323 --> 00:00:31,624 She's a slut! 12 00:00:31,626 --> 00:00:34,360 It's me baby cousin, Marnie! 13 00:00:35,095 --> 00:00:36,528 I want to go out and get pissed with the lads. 14 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:38,196 She feels like she owns the house already? 15 00:00:38,198 --> 00:00:40,798 But, I do like Scott, so I'm going to go in and try to cock 16 00:00:40,800 --> 00:00:42,599 block the fuck out of him. 17 00:00:44,368 --> 00:00:48,471 It's pissing us off. 18 00:00:48,473 --> 00:00:50,372 Egg is really puny. 19 00:00:50,374 --> 00:00:52,107 This is a fish emergency. 20 00:00:52,109 --> 00:00:53,308 Everyone is smashed. 21 00:00:53,310 --> 00:00:55,576 You fucking shit yourself? 22 00:00:55,578 --> 00:00:59,145 I do like Scott, but if he likes us, he just needs to show it. 23 00:01:01,081 --> 00:01:02,848 I should have a degree in pulling women. 24 00:01:02,850 --> 00:01:05,417 I am a Geordie girl, with a VIP edge. 25 00:01:05,419 --> 00:01:07,719 I'm a natural beauty, real boobs, real hair. 26 00:01:07,721 --> 00:01:10,488 Get in this house, because I'm going to tear the place up. 27 00:01:10,490 --> 00:01:12,823 I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 28 00:01:12,825 --> 00:01:14,758 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 29 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,127 I'm fake, I'm flirty, and I've got double fs. 30 00:01:17,129 --> 00:01:19,596 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 31 00:01:19,598 --> 00:01:29,706 ¶ 32 00:01:29,708 --> 00:01:38,848 ¶ 33 00:01:39,549 --> 00:01:41,883 I've woke up, and the first thing on me mind is Egg, 34 00:01:41,885 --> 00:01:43,517 I just hope he's okay. 35 00:01:43,519 --> 00:01:46,820 [Phone ringing] 36 00:01:46,822 --> 00:01:47,887 Oh, hi, Craig, how are ya? 37 00:01:53,726 --> 00:01:55,693 Egg's dead? 38 00:02:04,669 --> 00:02:07,504 Egg was me favorite as well, I didn't ever want to tell anyone, 39 00:02:07,506 --> 00:02:10,406 but there I've said it. 40 00:02:14,577 --> 00:02:16,477 I'm taking Scott to pick up Egg's dead body because I know 41 00:02:16,479 --> 00:02:20,180 if I fall into a quivering ball of emotional wreck, Scott will 42 00:02:20,182 --> 00:02:23,349 be able to pick us up, because he's kind of muscley. 43 00:02:24,484 --> 00:02:25,917 I do feel a bit sorry for Charlotte, because she loved 44 00:02:25,919 --> 00:02:27,818 those fish to bits, but I can't help but think, 45 00:02:27,820 --> 00:02:30,120 this is really weird. 46 00:02:31,856 --> 00:02:32,589 You've got three options. 47 00:02:32,591 --> 00:02:33,423 All right. 48 00:02:33,425 --> 00:02:33,423 All right? 49 00:02:33,425 --> 00:02:38,161 One, you can flush him down the toilet, two, you could bury him, 50 00:02:38,163 --> 00:02:39,695 three, you can get him cremated. 51 00:02:39,697 --> 00:02:43,532 Flush, bury, or cremated, but where's option four, scran? 52 00:02:51,707 --> 00:02:52,807 You all right? 53 00:02:52,809 --> 00:02:58,279 This is a sad day for us all, I'm distraught, Scott doesn't 54 00:02:58,281 --> 00:03:01,949 know what to do, and I'm looking at Craig, and I can see it in 55 00:03:01,951 --> 00:03:03,750 his eyes, just because he didn't see of Egg, 56 00:03:03,752 --> 00:03:05,852 he's beating himself up. 57 00:03:05,854 --> 00:03:06,619 All right? 58 00:03:06,621 --> 00:03:08,253 Thanks, Craig. 59 00:03:08,255 --> 00:03:10,455 Thanks so much. 60 00:03:14,159 --> 00:03:14,958 You all right? 61 00:03:14,960 --> 00:03:16,659 Yeah. 62 00:03:22,932 --> 00:03:24,799 We're at a crematorium and we're getting him ready for the huge 63 00:03:24,801 --> 00:03:27,501 flames that are about to engulf him. 64 00:03:27,503 --> 00:03:38,578 ¶ 65 00:03:38,580 --> 00:03:40,813 Oh my God! 66 00:03:40,815 --> 00:03:42,347 What that's it? 67 00:03:42,349 --> 00:03:44,382 That's all? 68 00:03:44,384 --> 00:03:48,853 I've shaved off my pubes than that. 69 00:03:48,855 --> 00:03:52,289 It's a small pile of dust; I get more when I clean the 70 00:03:52,291 --> 00:03:54,257 shelves in the house. 71 00:03:54,259 --> 00:03:56,525 Thanks bye. 72 00:04:03,299 --> 00:04:04,232 How did it go? 73 00:04:04,234 --> 00:04:05,967 Egg's been cremated. 74 00:04:05,969 --> 00:04:05,967 Oh my God! 75 00:04:05,969 --> 00:04:08,602 We are going to have a proper funeral for him 76 00:04:08,604 --> 00:04:09,836 later in the day. 77 00:04:09,838 --> 00:04:12,572 So, I'd like everyone to wear black. 78 00:04:12,973 --> 00:04:12,972 Okay. 79 00:04:12,974 --> 00:04:16,208 So, black, yeah, like all black, obviously I'm going to be 80 00:04:16,210 --> 00:04:18,777 wearing orange in memory of Egg. 81 00:04:19,011 --> 00:04:21,545 Oh, that's so cute! 82 00:04:21,547 --> 00:04:23,647 We're going to go and have a funeral, that's nuts. 83 00:04:23,649 --> 00:04:26,383 I don't even know if I've got a black vest. 84 00:04:27,451 --> 00:04:29,485 Lads, you can carry Egg's coffin down. 85 00:04:29,487 --> 00:04:31,687 Just so happy that they've all made the effort, 86 00:04:31,689 --> 00:04:34,556 Egg would have loved this. 87 00:04:35,224 --> 00:04:36,958 I can't believe he's dead. 88 00:04:36,960 --> 00:04:42,796 ¶ 89 00:04:42,798 --> 00:04:44,330 I can tell straight away this is a perfect place to 90 00:04:44,332 --> 00:04:46,265 say goodbye to Egg. 91 00:04:46,267 --> 00:04:49,968 The waves are crashing and the sun is shining down. 92 00:04:49,970 --> 00:04:52,570 It's just so beautiful. 93 00:04:52,572 --> 00:04:55,539 In the day, it is sad that Egg has died, Charlotte is upset, 94 00:04:55,541 --> 00:04:58,542 and she generally did love them fucking fish, but I didn't have 95 00:04:58,544 --> 00:05:01,711 a clue which one Egg was. 96 00:05:02,446 --> 00:05:05,247 I'm so glad that you's have all been able to make it today. 97 00:05:05,249 --> 00:05:08,750 From the day that we've got egg, we all know how much of 98 00:05:08,752 --> 00:05:10,418 a happy fish he was. 99 00:05:10,420 --> 00:05:11,886 The happiest. 100 00:05:11,888 --> 00:05:15,022 He shimmered, his scales were beautiful. 101 00:05:15,024 --> 00:05:19,292 The orangeness of him was just better than my time. 102 00:05:19,294 --> 00:05:22,862 He always wanted to be part of a bug squad. 103 00:05:22,864 --> 00:05:26,065 I know I should feel sad, but I just feel stupid saying 104 00:05:26,067 --> 00:05:27,699 bye to a fish. 105 00:05:27,701 --> 00:05:29,834 Marnie I know you didn't get to know Egg for long enough but -- 106 00:05:29,836 --> 00:05:32,570 I just wish I got to know Egg a little bit more, got to bond 107 00:05:32,572 --> 00:05:34,305 with him a little bit more. 108 00:05:34,307 --> 00:05:37,775 I'm feeling really left out, because I didn't know Egg 109 00:05:37,777 --> 00:05:37,775 and everyone else did. 110 00:05:37,777 --> 00:05:42,312 It's starting to remind us that I'm not part of this family yet. 111 00:05:42,513 --> 00:05:43,412 Goodbye, Egg. 112 00:05:43,414 --> 00:05:44,012 Bye, Egg. 113 00:05:44,014 --> 00:05:48,049 I loved ya. 114 00:05:48,051 --> 00:05:50,084 I knew that once I spread Egg's ashes in this sea, 115 00:05:50,086 --> 00:05:52,319 he's gone forever. 116 00:05:52,321 --> 00:05:55,422 Until I die, and I get my ashes spread in the sea, 117 00:05:55,424 --> 00:05:57,857 and we're together again, holding hands, 118 00:05:57,859 --> 00:06:02,294 swimming through the ocean just like dolphins. 119 00:06:02,296 --> 00:06:04,963 [in unison] Ashes to ashes, dust to dush! 120 00:06:10,435 --> 00:06:11,334 Right? 121 00:06:11,336 --> 00:06:12,802 Anyone fancy fish and chips? 122 00:06:21,110 --> 00:06:23,511 Everyone's feeling down for Vicki leaving and Egg's funeral, 123 00:06:23,513 --> 00:06:25,679 so now we got the whole family back together and back in a 124 00:06:25,681 --> 00:06:28,881 good mood, we're going to take off Marnie's bucket list. 125 00:06:31,050 --> 00:06:33,985 So, my bucket list idea is fire walking, it's something I've 126 00:06:33,987 --> 00:06:36,954 always wanted to do and I'm really excited about it. 127 00:06:37,388 --> 00:06:38,855 Feel like everyone needs a lift. 128 00:06:38,857 --> 00:06:40,623 A lift, oh yeah. 129 00:06:40,625 --> 00:06:44,393 And to me that just sounds dangerous, stupid, and painful. 130 00:06:44,560 --> 00:06:45,927 When we're doing it, we will all be giggling, and laughing 131 00:06:45,929 --> 00:06:47,561 at each other, and then we'll be happy again. 132 00:06:47,563 --> 00:06:47,561 All right, because we will be on fire. 133 00:06:47,563 --> 00:06:49,996 Well, this is going to be a piece of piss because 134 00:06:49,998 --> 00:06:51,330 I'm already hot as fuck. 135 00:06:51,332 --> 00:06:51,930 Tssss. 136 00:06:51,932 --> 00:07:01,038 ¶ 137 00:07:01,040 --> 00:07:03,140 [Screaming] 138 00:07:04,575 --> 00:07:08,477 I'm not going to run across fire, I'm not an idiot. 139 00:07:08,479 --> 00:07:13,715 ¶ 140 00:07:13,717 --> 00:07:16,484 Shit just got real. 141 00:07:16,486 --> 00:07:19,687 [Screaming] 142 00:07:24,959 --> 00:07:26,659 Well, that was fucking easy, I want to go around and do the 143 00:07:26,661 --> 00:07:30,129 fucking worm across it. 144 00:07:35,768 --> 00:07:38,703 I'm the first girl to attempt it, I have to do it, otherwise 145 00:07:38,705 --> 00:07:40,971 I'll look like a total twat in front of the rest. 146 00:07:47,678 --> 00:07:49,412 I got smoke in me eyes. 147 00:07:49,414 --> 00:07:51,881 I've done it, I've walked across, it was fine, 148 00:07:51,883 --> 00:07:54,049 I didn't know what all the fuss was about, I bet next time, 149 00:07:54,051 --> 00:07:56,384 I could probably walk across water as well. 150 00:07:56,386 --> 00:07:59,153 [Screaming] 151 00:07:59,155 --> 00:08:02,422 I'm so proud of everyone giving my bucket list a go, it worked 152 00:08:02,424 --> 00:08:07,026 amazing, it's made everyone feel really good about themselves 153 00:08:09,396 --> 00:08:11,497 After fire walking we decide to stay, have a few drinks, 154 00:08:11,499 --> 00:08:14,099 a bit of food, for Egg's wake. 155 00:08:15,501 --> 00:08:17,134 We're going to toast marshmallows at the fire, 156 00:08:17,136 --> 00:08:18,835 just like we toasted Egg. 157 00:08:18,837 --> 00:08:20,136 For Egg! 158 00:08:20,138 --> 00:08:22,671 We miss you Egg! 159 00:08:22,673 --> 00:08:24,639 Fine, let's play truth or dare then. 160 00:08:24,641 --> 00:08:27,408 Oh, 'cuz we're all at the camp fire. 161 00:08:27,410 --> 00:08:29,543 So, we are playing truth or dare, and I know exactly what's 162 00:08:29,545 --> 00:08:32,712 coming, it's all going to boil down to me and Scott because 163 00:08:32,714 --> 00:08:34,013 there's nothing fucking else going on in the house, 164 00:08:34,015 --> 00:08:37,015 all of them are boring. 165 00:08:39,418 --> 00:08:41,118 Everyone just wants to watch me and Marnie kiss, 'cuz they're 166 00:08:41,120 --> 00:08:43,954 all not getting any action, they're all boring as fuck. 167 00:08:43,956 --> 00:08:45,555 I feel like I'm at a 12-year-old birthday party 168 00:08:45,557 --> 00:08:48,125 playing spin the bottle. 169 00:08:48,127 --> 00:08:51,161 Are you serious? 170 00:08:56,066 --> 00:08:58,967 So, Marnie and Scott are kissing in front of me face, 171 00:08:58,969 --> 00:09:00,969 I'm obviously going to be a little bit jealous because 172 00:09:00,971 --> 00:09:03,071 Scott is the lad who I used to get attention 173 00:09:03,073 --> 00:09:06,908 from in the house but, I can't say anything about it now. 174 00:09:11,613 --> 00:09:11,612 Do I? 175 00:09:11,614 --> 00:09:15,682 All I do with Marnie so far is spoon and kiss so of course when 176 00:09:15,684 --> 00:09:18,284 I neck on with her I'm going to have a full train in me pants. 177 00:09:18,652 --> 00:09:21,353 Yay! 178 00:09:23,589 --> 00:09:25,823 [Laughter] 179 00:09:25,825 --> 00:09:28,826 Even though that kiss was really awkward, I'm still really 180 00:09:28,828 --> 00:09:31,862 pleased it happened because now me and Scott are out in the open 181 00:09:31,864 --> 00:09:34,164 and I just hope everyone will now leave us alone. 182 00:09:37,067 --> 00:09:39,735 I fucking don't know what the hell is going on with me like. 183 00:09:39,737 --> 00:09:42,904 Well, how did you feel? 184 00:09:43,305 --> 00:09:45,072 When me and Marnie are one on one, there is a bit of a 185 00:09:45,074 --> 00:09:47,040 connection there, we do like each other, but it's hard 186 00:09:47,042 --> 00:09:49,809 to forget about everyone else in the house. 187 00:10:02,188 --> 00:10:04,689 Yeah, but that's the, yeah. 188 00:10:04,691 --> 00:10:05,056 But, like in a, in a -- 189 00:10:13,030 --> 00:10:13,029 So, me and Scott have agreed that when we 190 00:10:13,031 --> 00:10:17,266 sleep with each other, we are not going to pull other people, 191 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:20,669 but he's going to have to work a lot harder to get me in a bed. 192 00:10:26,675 --> 00:10:39,319 ¶ 193 00:10:39,321 --> 00:10:42,255 Holly, it's your day of birth! 194 00:10:42,257 --> 00:10:45,424 I hope you get a big girth! 195 00:10:45,426 --> 00:10:49,093 And, I will watch because I'm a pimp! 196 00:10:50,061 --> 00:10:51,428 Happy birthday. 197 00:10:51,430 --> 00:10:53,263 Happy birthday Holly! 198 00:10:53,265 --> 00:10:55,965 Have returned your next birthday! 199 00:10:55,967 --> 00:10:58,867 It's my birthday, and it's my biggest birthday yet, 200 00:10:58,869 --> 00:11:02,237 I'm finally turning 21, I'm fucking buzzing. 201 00:11:02,239 --> 00:11:04,172 How ya feel? 202 00:11:04,174 --> 00:11:06,107 Old. 203 00:11:06,775 --> 00:11:09,342 Sophie is not in our bed, what the fuck? 204 00:11:12,446 --> 00:11:13,679 Holly. 205 00:11:13,681 --> 00:11:17,349 We find a note to Holly. 206 00:11:17,351 --> 00:11:20,819 This could only mean one thing, Sophie's gone. 207 00:11:20,821 --> 00:11:24,055 Hi big tits, so sorry I'm not here on the day of your birth, 208 00:11:24,057 --> 00:11:26,323 I've had to leave for a bit to sort something out. 209 00:11:26,325 --> 00:11:28,425 I don't know when I will be back. 210 00:11:28,427 --> 00:11:28,425 I'm gutting I got to miss out on your big day. 211 00:11:28,427 --> 00:11:32,796 please look after Marnie and play nice, don't all think of 212 00:11:32,798 --> 00:11:32,796 each other while I'm gone. 213 00:11:32,798 --> 00:11:36,833 I can't believe that she actually left, and she's left on 214 00:11:36,835 --> 00:11:39,769 my birthday, which means that something is seriously wrong 215 00:11:39,771 --> 00:11:43,339 because I know how excited she was for me. 216 00:11:43,341 --> 00:11:44,406 Better not wake up tomorrow and one of you is 217 00:11:44,408 --> 00:11:45,840 randomly gone as well. 218 00:11:45,842 --> 00:11:45,840 No. 219 00:11:45,842 --> 00:11:49,877 Holly hasn't had a very good start to her birthday, but we 220 00:11:49,879 --> 00:11:52,412 need to try to pick up the spirits for Holly because it is 221 00:11:52,414 --> 00:11:56,382 her birthday, Sophie would have wanted this. 222 00:11:57,283 --> 00:11:59,083 Everyone got some flowers for you, Holly. 223 00:11:59,085 --> 00:12:01,118 Awh! 224 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:05,055 I've never had flowers before. 225 00:12:05,057 --> 00:12:06,489 What do I do with them? 226 00:12:06,491 --> 00:12:08,090 Put them in water. 227 00:12:08,092 --> 00:12:11,293 So, they bought me some flowers, and I'm like oh thank you, 228 00:12:11,295 --> 00:12:15,030 but they're obviously from a fucking garage. 229 00:12:15,498 --> 00:12:18,233 After last night, I do really like Scott, and we kissed each 230 00:12:18,235 --> 00:12:21,069 other in front of the rest of the house, I'm excited to see 231 00:12:21,071 --> 00:12:24,138 where it goes, I just hope it doesn't all go tits up. 232 00:12:24,140 --> 00:12:26,240 Where the fuck is Sophie this morning? 233 00:12:26,242 --> 00:12:28,909 She's literally gone. 234 00:12:28,911 --> 00:12:29,976 What do you mean she's gone? 235 00:12:29,978 --> 00:12:29,976 She left a note. 236 00:12:29,978 --> 00:12:33,846 She left a note on our nightstand. 237 00:12:33,848 --> 00:12:35,314 And she doesn't know if she is going to be back. 238 00:12:35,316 --> 00:12:37,916 When we first came in the house, there was five girls and three 239 00:12:37,918 --> 00:12:40,385 boys, now there's three of each, the girls 240 00:12:40,387 --> 00:12:42,520 are dropping like flies. 241 00:12:42,522 --> 00:12:45,155 [Doorbell rings] 242 00:12:48,259 --> 00:12:48,258 Morning everyone. 243 00:12:48,260 --> 00:12:51,394 So, Anna has arrived and she better have some fucking good 244 00:12:51,396 --> 00:12:54,096 news on my birthday. 245 00:12:54,098 --> 00:12:57,866 As you all know, Vicky left the other night, and sadly she 246 00:12:57,868 --> 00:12:59,467 won't be coming back. 247 00:12:59,469 --> 00:13:02,203 I can't believe Vicky isn't coming back to this house. 248 00:13:02,205 --> 00:13:03,871 I'm absolutely gutted. 249 00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:06,306 And, Sophie is not sure when she will be coming back. 250 00:13:06,308 --> 00:13:08,975 So no, she hasn't got any fucking good news, she's telling 251 00:13:08,977 --> 00:13:11,744 me that Vicky's not coming back and she does even know if Sophie 252 00:13:11,746 --> 00:13:13,245 is going to be coming back. 253 00:13:13,247 --> 00:13:15,780 Thanks Anna, what a birthday spoiler. 254 00:13:15,782 --> 00:13:17,515 But, enough of the bad news. 255 00:13:17,517 --> 00:13:20,851 Heard it's such a very, very special birthday, I've decided 256 00:13:20,853 --> 00:13:22,853 you can have house party tonight. 257 00:13:22,855 --> 00:13:23,386 Buzzing! 258 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:23,386 [Cheering] 259 00:13:23,388 --> 00:13:27,990 All right Anna, you've redeemed yourself, I'm having a party, 260 00:13:27,992 --> 00:13:29,791 fucking buzzing. 261 00:13:30,025 --> 00:13:32,092 Get prepared for your party, Holly. 262 00:13:32,094 --> 00:13:35,261 Tonight will not be the same without Vicky and Sophie. 263 00:13:35,263 --> 00:13:37,863 Vicky is always the one handing out the drinks, getting the 264 00:13:37,865 --> 00:13:40,265 champagne and sorting everyone out, and Sophie's always the 265 00:13:40,267 --> 00:13:42,100 one sucking off the DJ. 266 00:13:42,801 --> 00:13:49,539 ¶ 267 00:13:49,873 --> 00:13:51,874 I really want Kate to come to the party, but with it being 268 00:13:51,876 --> 00:13:54,910 Holly's birthday, I'm going to have to ask her, I just hope 269 00:13:54,912 --> 00:13:59,214 she's finally over all the past and she lets her come. 270 00:13:59,216 --> 00:14:01,849 I was just going to invite one my mates, Nas, and then, 271 00:14:01,851 --> 00:14:03,016 I wanted to invite Kate along because I haven't 272 00:14:03,018 --> 00:14:04,584 seen her in ages. 273 00:14:04,586 --> 00:14:07,153 No James, I do not want your girlfriend at 274 00:14:07,155 --> 00:14:09,288 my 21st birthday party. 275 00:14:09,290 --> 00:14:11,123 Why the fuck would I? 276 00:14:11,125 --> 00:14:13,458 She still obviously hates me, and if she walks in this house 277 00:14:13,460 --> 00:14:15,960 James, I'm not going to not say anything, because one look off 278 00:14:15,962 --> 00:14:18,228 her and I will say something. 279 00:14:18,230 --> 00:14:21,397 I've been with Kate ages now, and I still don't know why Holly 280 00:14:21,399 --> 00:14:23,399 is holding this grudge, the only thing that I can think of, 281 00:14:23,401 --> 00:14:26,969 is that she's still lost that I chose Kate over her. 282 00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:28,470 I'm just warning ya, James. 283 00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:30,839 Oh to be honest, fuck it then, do you know what I mean? 284 00:14:30,841 --> 00:14:33,208 I just don't know how you expect me to like her. 285 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:34,442 I thought now you're 21, I thought you'd be 286 00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:34,442 more fucking grown up. 287 00:14:34,444 --> 00:14:37,411 Oh, shut the fuck up, if she comes tonight, all I'm saying 288 00:14:37,413 --> 00:14:40,113 is, don't expect it to be fucking rosy. 289 00:14:40,115 --> 00:14:41,447 And, that's all I'm going to fucking say about it. 290 00:14:41,449 --> 00:14:43,549 Ahh, fucking, ahh. 291 00:14:43,551 --> 00:14:46,552 I've moved on, I don't think she did. 292 00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:47,452 Idiot. 293 00:14:47,454 --> 00:14:49,921 Wow. 294 00:14:49,923 --> 00:14:51,489 Have a good shopping. 295 00:14:51,491 --> 00:14:52,957 See ya lads. 296 00:14:52,959 --> 00:14:57,294 ¶ 297 00:14:57,296 --> 00:15:00,330 I can't wait to get some crazy, fancy dress shit. 298 00:15:11,975 --> 00:15:11,974 Yes! 299 00:15:11,976 --> 00:15:16,511 I was born in the nineties, and I was raving in the womb, 300 00:15:16,513 --> 00:15:21,148 using my umbilical cord as a glow stick, bring it on! 301 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:24,551 ¶ 302 00:15:24,553 --> 00:15:25,919 So, we're just wondering if you've got anything 303 00:15:25,921 --> 00:15:28,021 that's like nineties? 304 00:15:28,023 --> 00:15:28,021 Rave. 305 00:15:28,023 --> 00:15:31,124 Rave stuff, all loads of neon stuff right there. 306 00:15:31,126 --> 00:15:32,959 Whoa! 307 00:15:35,162 --> 00:15:36,195 Oh, that's what I need. 308 00:15:36,197 --> 00:15:38,297 Headbands! 309 00:15:39,465 --> 00:15:42,266 I fucking love fancy dress shops, dressing up like a slag 310 00:15:42,268 --> 00:15:44,134 in loads of crazy different outfits is just the best thing 311 00:15:44,136 --> 00:15:48,571 in the entire world, I love it. 312 00:15:48,573 --> 00:15:50,606 I feel like the only thing that could potentially spoil this 313 00:15:50,608 --> 00:15:53,675 for me is like, the fact that Kate might turn up. 314 00:15:53,677 --> 00:15:56,477 Holly is completely right about the Kate thing. 315 00:15:56,479 --> 00:15:59,246 If I was in Holly's situation, I would be so pissed off, 316 00:15:59,248 --> 00:16:03,416 so if Kate comes tonight, it's operation ignorance. 317 00:16:03,418 --> 00:16:04,950 One look at me and I'm going to be over there 318 00:16:04,952 --> 00:16:07,118 like a fucking flash. 319 00:16:07,120 --> 00:16:09,120 We don't like each other, I don't understand how James 320 00:16:09,122 --> 00:16:10,654 can't get it into his head. 321 00:16:10,656 --> 00:16:13,123 We're not friends, we never will be. 322 00:16:13,125 --> 00:16:14,924 It's my 21st. 323 00:16:14,926 --> 00:16:15,457 Happy birthday. 324 00:16:15,459 --> 00:16:16,891 Thank you, bye! 325 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:16,891 Bye! 326 00:16:16,893 --> 00:16:18,492 It was nice to meet you, take care. 327 00:16:18,494 --> 00:16:20,093 See ya. 328 00:16:23,897 --> 00:16:26,265 So, who have you's got coming then? 329 00:16:26,267 --> 00:16:28,967 I've got some girls coming. 330 00:16:28,969 --> 00:16:30,268 Do you kind of regret it a little bit. 331 00:16:30,270 --> 00:16:31,102 Yeah. 332 00:16:31,104 --> 00:16:32,503 I really do. 333 00:16:32,505 --> 00:16:34,705 Because I'm thinking like, I'm panicking incase Scott 334 00:16:34,707 --> 00:16:34,705 pulls one of them. 335 00:16:34,707 --> 00:16:38,308 Yeah, like, I just look like I've been dragged through 336 00:16:38,310 --> 00:16:40,476 a head bush. 337 00:16:41,377 --> 00:16:46,447 That is so nineties Yeah, that is, sort of is. 338 00:16:53,654 --> 00:16:56,055 Me and Scott are getting ourselves ready for tonight, 339 00:16:56,057 --> 00:16:57,189 but I still don't know if he's going to wingman 340 00:16:57,191 --> 00:16:59,490 us or if he's going to bottle it. 341 00:17:02,694 --> 00:17:04,728 I honestly don't think that Scott has got it in him to go 342 00:17:04,730 --> 00:17:07,030 bang a bird, he's scared of confrontation, and he's scared 343 00:17:07,032 --> 00:17:07,330 of Marnie kicking off. 344 00:17:12,135 --> 00:17:12,134 Gaz doesn't need to worry about what I'm doing, 345 00:17:12,136 --> 00:17:16,071 he's just needs to focus on washing that chlamydia off his 346 00:17:16,073 --> 00:17:19,274 cock and let me crack on tonight. 347 00:17:23,245 --> 00:17:26,046 On your 21st birthday, you've got to get a shag you know. 348 00:17:26,048 --> 00:17:28,648 I don't really know if I'm going to get rid of my cock fright 349 00:17:28,650 --> 00:17:30,349 tonight, because I don't know who this mate 350 00:17:30,351 --> 00:17:31,983 is ever going to be. 351 00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:34,284 I can teach you if you want Holly, how do be sexy 352 00:17:34,286 --> 00:17:36,519 and get the boys. 353 00:17:36,787 --> 00:17:38,420 You do the funny dance. 354 00:17:38,422 --> 00:17:41,489 Charlotte showed me the funny dance, and it's fucking shit, 355 00:17:41,491 --> 00:17:43,290 I won't be using it. 356 00:17:47,161 --> 00:17:49,162 So, I'm being very polite about it. 357 00:17:50,230 --> 00:17:50,229 That's how you'll get them. 358 00:17:50,231 --> 00:17:55,167 I'm telling ya, she'll be over that cock fright straight away. 359 00:17:55,535 --> 00:17:57,569 Thanks for that information. 360 00:17:57,571 --> 00:17:58,570 All set like? 361 00:17:58,572 --> 00:17:59,571 Hell yeah. 362 00:17:59,573 --> 00:18:00,538 Just buzzing. 363 00:18:00,540 --> 00:18:02,239 Aye. 364 00:18:03,841 --> 00:18:06,108 So, basically I've got three options, bring Kate to the 365 00:18:06,110 --> 00:18:09,811 party, don't invite her, or fuck off and go see her myself. 366 00:18:09,813 --> 00:18:11,646 I know which one I'm fancying, after the way 367 00:18:11,648 --> 00:18:13,280 Holly went on this morning. 368 00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:19,619 I do feel a bit sorry for James, because either way he loses out, 369 00:18:19,621 --> 00:18:21,721 because if he does bring Kate, Holly will kick her out, but if 370 00:18:21,723 --> 00:18:24,323 he doesn't bring Kate, it means he doesn't get to see his bird. 371 00:18:24,325 --> 00:18:26,224 What a nightmare for the kid. 372 00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:27,792 So, what now, we're back to square one, 373 00:18:27,794 --> 00:18:27,792 where it's awkward again. 374 00:18:27,794 --> 00:18:30,761 I know it's a decision I'm going to have to make me self, 375 00:18:30,763 --> 00:18:32,629 I just hope I make the right one. 376 00:18:32,631 --> 00:18:43,405 ¶ 377 00:18:43,407 --> 00:18:44,906 Fuck it, I'm off. 378 00:18:44,908 --> 00:18:46,240 After the way Holly's been earlier in the day, 379 00:18:46,242 --> 00:18:47,474 I don't even want to be at her party. 380 00:18:47,476 --> 00:18:49,742 I'm off to see Kate instead. 381 00:18:52,345 --> 00:18:55,814 Somebody order some props for a par-tay? 382 00:18:55,816 --> 00:18:57,382 What the hell? 383 00:19:03,788 --> 00:19:05,455 Happy fucking birthday! 384 00:19:05,457 --> 00:19:08,357 I do feel bad for Holly, two of her best friends are not going 385 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:09,925 to be at her party, we need to step it up and make it a 386 00:19:09,927 --> 00:19:12,560 night she will never forget. 387 00:19:27,175 --> 00:19:27,174 So, Marnie is asking me not to pull any of her friends at the 388 00:19:27,176 --> 00:19:31,578 house party, I wouldn't of done that anyway, I would respect, 389 00:19:31,580 --> 00:19:33,279 but in that case, she can do the same for me, 390 00:19:33,281 --> 00:19:35,848 and not pull any of my mates. 391 00:19:35,850 --> 00:19:38,250 So, me and Scott have made a pact, we have pinky promised 392 00:19:38,252 --> 00:19:40,185 that we are not going to get with each other's friends. 393 00:19:40,187 --> 00:19:42,720 I just really hope that we both stick to it. 394 00:19:44,255 --> 00:19:46,656 It's finally here yet; it's finally my party. 395 00:19:46,658 --> 00:19:48,257 Tonight might actually be the night that I do get 396 00:19:48,259 --> 00:19:51,460 over this cock fright. 397 00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:56,965 ¶ 398 00:19:56,967 --> 00:20:01,202 My mates turn up and all of them look incredible. 399 00:20:01,536 --> 00:20:05,438 They're all fit, and all together for a laugh, game on. 400 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:11,176 I didn't even realize that all these people were coming. 401 00:20:23,355 --> 00:20:24,588 How's it going? 402 00:20:24,590 --> 00:20:25,989 So, Scott's friends have turned up, 403 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:25,989 and they all look really fit. 404 00:20:25,991 --> 00:20:28,624 But, I'm going to try to stay away from them, 405 00:20:28,626 --> 00:20:30,626 because tonight I want Scott. 406 00:20:47,943 --> 00:20:49,643 Oh man, Marnie has been cracking on with everyone, 407 00:20:49,645 --> 00:20:52,545 it doesn't fucking surprise us. 408 00:20:58,284 --> 00:21:01,519 I think for her 21st, she needs to get a birthday shot. 409 00:21:01,521 --> 00:21:04,221 I don't know who Holly is trying to kid, but she turned into 410 00:21:04,223 --> 00:21:07,390 some sort of crazy nun. 411 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:10,426 Everyone knows that she is a massive slag. 412 00:21:10,428 --> 00:21:12,394 I used to be a red little slag, and I wish I could 413 00:21:12,396 --> 00:21:14,229 be a slag again. 414 00:21:20,569 --> 00:21:22,970 So, I sat with a boy that I quite like, and I'm getting 415 00:21:22,972 --> 00:21:24,304 really really drunk and everything's getting 416 00:21:24,306 --> 00:21:26,773 a little bit flirty. 417 00:21:30,677 --> 00:21:34,346 This could be potentially a really good night. 418 00:21:34,348 --> 00:21:43,588 ¶ 419 00:21:43,590 --> 00:21:45,957 Me and Charlotte are having a right laugh about Scott, he's 420 00:21:45,959 --> 00:21:48,726 trying to get me attention by pulling some dodgy dance moves 421 00:21:48,728 --> 00:21:51,395 behind us, it's really embarrassing. 422 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:53,930 [Laughter] 423 00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:59,567 He said, "Fuck it, I'm leaving." 424 00:22:02,571 --> 00:22:05,539 This party beats any other party I've ever been too. 425 00:22:05,541 --> 00:22:06,940 I love a swinging cock. 426 00:22:10,511 --> 00:22:12,612 So, I'm in the sitting room, and I'm sitting with this boy called 427 00:22:12,614 --> 00:22:16,749 Keiran, he's really good looking. 428 00:22:26,559 --> 00:22:29,827 And, the next thing I know, I'm kissing him, what the fuck, 429 00:22:29,829 --> 00:22:35,332 I have not thought this through at all. 430 00:22:37,368 --> 00:22:39,802 Am I seeing things, or is Marnie necking on with Kieran, 431 00:22:39,804 --> 00:22:40,969 Scott's best friend? 432 00:22:40,971 --> 00:22:40,969 Eh? 433 00:22:40,971 --> 00:22:44,739 She's literally playing with fire. 434 00:22:46,842 --> 00:22:47,474 Shit. 435 00:22:49,944 --> 00:22:51,010 Yeah. 436 00:22:57,083 --> 00:23:00,652 I instantly regret it, it was an impulse thing, I just hope Scott 437 00:23:00,654 --> 00:23:02,920 didn't see, I know some of the other people did, 438 00:23:02,922 --> 00:23:04,754 I just hope they don't tell them. 439 00:23:07,390 --> 00:23:10,792 Marnie. 440 00:23:10,794 --> 00:23:13,094 Marnie kissed Scott's friend. 441 00:23:13,096 --> 00:23:14,095 This is the second one of Scott's friends 442 00:23:14,097 --> 00:23:15,529 she's tried to pull. 443 00:23:15,531 --> 00:23:17,097 Who's next? 444 00:23:17,865 --> 00:23:20,600 Gary! 445 00:23:20,602 --> 00:23:22,668 I walk outside, not one person is in the Jacuzzi, 446 00:23:22,670 --> 00:23:24,536 I'm going to get in and spice this party up. 447 00:23:28,741 --> 00:23:31,976 Marnie, are you in with your clothes on? 448 00:23:35,714 --> 00:23:38,582 This is exactly what the Geordie Shore house needs, getting 449 00:23:38,584 --> 00:23:41,351 in the hot tub and necking on with all my girlfriends. 450 00:23:41,353 --> 00:23:42,985 Everyone else is just boring. 451 00:23:46,422 --> 00:23:49,090 I was the lesbian at this group, and it just seems a bit 452 00:23:49,092 --> 00:23:52,493 like she's just doing it for attention, because I know I do. 453 00:23:57,664 --> 00:24:02,633 So, I find out that Marnie was pulling one of me mates. 454 00:24:02,635 --> 00:24:04,968 So much for the fucking agreement. 455 00:24:04,970 --> 00:24:06,436 Whoa, whoa, whoa. 456 00:24:11,141 --> 00:24:13,542 Scott's going absolutely mental, and he's saying it's because 457 00:24:13,544 --> 00:24:16,378 I kissed one of his friends, but I know it could've been 458 00:24:16,380 --> 00:24:18,813 anyone and he would've kicked off. 459 00:24:23,718 --> 00:24:25,051 Scott. 460 00:24:25,652 --> 00:24:27,686 Fuck off. 461 00:24:29,789 --> 00:24:32,457 Scott is having a house party from hell, not only is Marnie 462 00:24:32,459 --> 00:24:34,826 necking on with his best friend Kieran, he's now legging 463 00:24:34,828 --> 00:24:36,060 out the house. 464 00:24:37,996 --> 00:24:39,896 I'm fucked off how the night has went, I should have just pied 465 00:24:39,898 --> 00:24:42,698 Marnie from the beginning not give a shit about her feelings 466 00:24:42,700 --> 00:24:45,067 and then bury me nuts in some bird's squirrel. 467 00:24:45,069 --> 00:24:48,904 Get in the house, go get up. 468 00:24:48,906 --> 00:24:54,643 [Cheering] 469 00:24:58,614 --> 00:25:00,114 Marnie's mates have been in the hot tub and they are soaking 470 00:25:00,116 --> 00:25:03,484 wet, maybe the nice, caring man I am, we can up the wet clothes 471 00:25:03,486 --> 00:25:05,719 into dry clothes, but a cheeky little three-way kiss in 472 00:25:05,721 --> 00:25:07,821 between, now there goes a miss. 473 00:25:12,826 --> 00:25:14,827 I'm standing with two girls in their underwear, having a 474 00:25:14,829 --> 00:25:17,696 three-way kiss, this house party is mint. 475 00:25:21,567 --> 00:25:24,035 For once I'm actually having a drama free house party 476 00:25:24,037 --> 00:25:25,936 and actually having a wicked night. 477 00:25:26,437 --> 00:25:27,870 So, fuck it, I'm getting this girl, getting her upstairs, 478 00:25:27,872 --> 00:25:29,571 getting gazed. 479 00:25:32,641 --> 00:25:35,509 The drunker I get, the hornier I get, and the hornier I get, 480 00:25:35,511 --> 00:25:37,444 the more game I get, and I feel like the cock fright 481 00:25:37,446 --> 00:25:39,145 has completely disappeared. 482 00:25:39,147 --> 00:25:39,145 Go in this room. 483 00:25:39,147 --> 00:25:43,516 I'm going to take that cock right to the shag pad, and yes 484 00:25:43,518 --> 00:25:45,751 I'm probably going to ride him all over. 485 00:25:53,025 --> 00:25:55,626 Buzzing, I'm over the cock fright! 486 00:26:03,868 --> 00:26:07,569 So, I go upstairs to find me mate Kelly in bed with Gary. 487 00:26:08,971 --> 00:26:11,038 And, then I decided to jump in with them and start 488 00:26:11,040 --> 00:26:12,539 necking on with her. 489 00:26:12,541 --> 00:26:13,773 What the fuck am I doing? 490 00:26:13,775 --> 00:26:15,908 I'm clearly far too drunk. 491 00:26:16,809 --> 00:26:19,043 Three some! 492 00:26:19,644 --> 00:26:22,212 At one point I generally thought Marnie was going to join in, 493 00:26:22,214 --> 00:26:24,180 that would not go down well. 494 00:26:24,182 --> 00:26:26,015 I love you, bye. 495 00:26:26,516 --> 00:26:28,351 Before I knew it, another one of Marnie's mates comes in 496 00:26:28,353 --> 00:26:31,754 and joins in, I'm having a full on three-some in a single bed. 497 00:26:32,088 --> 00:26:33,721 Where there is a Willy, there's a Willy. 498 00:26:35,223 --> 00:26:45,065 ¶ 499 00:26:45,067 --> 00:26:47,834 I'm fucking mortal, I can barely see. 500 00:26:47,836 --> 00:26:50,703 I'm in no fit state to talk, speak, laugh, 501 00:26:50,705 --> 00:26:53,338 dance or move with anyone. 502 00:26:54,640 --> 00:26:57,308 Ow! 503 00:26:59,010 --> 00:27:01,144 I really can't be asked for confrontation, so I'm just 504 00:27:01,146 --> 00:27:03,045 going to go to fucking bed. 505 00:27:04,347 --> 00:27:08,216 Tonight's made us realize just how much Scott likes us, 506 00:27:08,218 --> 00:27:09,850 at first I thought he wasn't being genuine, 507 00:27:09,852 --> 00:27:11,718 and I didn't know how much I could trust him, but after 508 00:27:11,720 --> 00:27:15,354 tonight's reaction, it's made us like him a lot more. 509 00:27:17,156 --> 00:27:20,291 Shock, Marnie's trying to worm her way back in me bed, 510 00:27:20,293 --> 00:27:22,226 she's getting the cold shoulder tonight. 511 00:27:22,228 --> 00:27:23,393 I feel like this girl is playing games, 512 00:27:23,395 --> 00:27:25,194 she's doing me fucking head in. 513 00:27:33,803 --> 00:27:35,937 This single bed is literally having my life, I'm going to 514 00:27:35,939 --> 00:27:38,139 go downstairs and try to find a double bed. 515 00:27:47,148 --> 00:27:50,717 This is the shag pad, not a cuddle pad, get out. 516 00:27:55,422 --> 00:27:57,756 Even though I lost a girl in the process of coming down stairs, 517 00:27:57,758 --> 00:28:00,258 I still got a girl, I'm in the shag pad, round two. 518 00:28:06,798 --> 00:28:09,232 Just when I thought me night couldn't get any better, 519 00:28:09,234 --> 00:28:10,966 I feel like I'm getting wet and wild. 520 00:28:13,736 --> 00:28:15,903 Hashtag squirter. 521 00:28:16,704 --> 00:28:20,039 Tonight has been one of the best nights of my life. 522 00:28:20,440 --> 00:28:24,009 I'm going to remember this forever, I'm absolutely buzzing. 523 00:28:24,710 --> 00:28:26,844 I wish I could turn 21 everyday. 524 00:28:27,812 --> 00:28:39,855 ¶ 525 00:28:41,924 --> 00:28:45,059 I've woke up, I'm 21, and I'm back to being a slag. 526 00:28:45,061 --> 00:28:46,460 Buzzing! 527 00:28:48,229 --> 00:28:52,865 Apparently Marnie kissed and one of Scott's friends. 528 00:28:52,867 --> 00:28:52,865 Oh. 529 00:28:52,867 --> 00:28:56,935 Marnie said that she would only pull if Scott pulled. 530 00:28:56,937 --> 00:29:01,439 But, Scott didn't pull, and Marnie still pulled, aye? 531 00:29:01,807 --> 00:29:04,208 Girls can never win at this game, and everyone knows it. 532 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:06,043 They can't. 533 00:29:06,045 --> 00:29:07,277 I wish Sophie was here. 534 00:29:12,849 --> 00:29:14,883 I totally regret getting with Kieran, and I want to make 535 00:29:14,885 --> 00:29:17,352 things up with Scott, I need him to know that it was 536 00:29:17,354 --> 00:29:20,421 an impulse thing and I didn't mean it at all. 537 00:29:22,824 --> 00:29:23,857 I would've asked if you kissed him, I just thought 538 00:29:23,859 --> 00:29:24,757 it would be later. 539 00:29:24,759 --> 00:29:24,757 I didn't know that. 540 00:29:24,759 --> 00:29:29,061 Really, you can use that excuse on me kid, I know all the tricks 541 00:29:29,063 --> 00:29:31,129 in the book, I wrote the fucker. 542 00:29:31,131 --> 00:29:32,897 Nothing happened. 543 00:29:32,899 --> 00:29:33,964 How would you have felt if I shagged one of your 544 00:29:33,966 --> 00:29:35,231 mates last night? 545 00:29:35,233 --> 00:29:38,033 Oh God, you're just making us feel like shit. 546 00:29:38,035 --> 00:29:39,801 So, Marnie is saying sorry for what happened last night, to be 547 00:29:39,803 --> 00:29:43,004 fair, I accept her apology, but I don't think I trust her again. 548 00:29:43,006 --> 00:29:49,042 We're friends, should we go for a handshake? 549 00:29:49,044 --> 00:29:51,044 He's warmed up a little bit, and I'm starting to think that 550 00:29:51,046 --> 00:29:55,081 maybe we can pick up where we left off. 551 00:29:57,350 --> 00:30:01,753 I'm so hungry, so where best to go than for a fryer? 552 00:30:03,388 --> 00:30:06,757 To deep raw on some juicy sausages and rub rashes 553 00:30:06,759 --> 00:30:08,759 of bacon on me clit. 554 00:30:09,260 --> 00:30:15,465 ¶ 555 00:30:20,470 --> 00:30:22,237 [Laughter] 556 00:30:26,875 --> 00:30:28,909 We're having breakfast, and not only is Vicky and Sophie 557 00:30:28,911 --> 00:30:31,111 missing, where the fuck is James? 558 00:30:31,113 --> 00:30:35,014 I think it's a mystery mind, like where is he now? 559 00:30:35,315 --> 00:30:37,949 I feel like I'm in a game with Cluedo and I don't know 560 00:30:37,951 --> 00:30:40,117 whose killing everyone off. 561 00:30:40,119 --> 00:30:42,152 Still the same prick he always was. 562 00:30:42,353 --> 00:30:46,989 It's Holly; it was Holly in the shag pad with a dildo! 563 00:30:55,931 --> 00:30:57,998 I am a little bit worried to see what everyone is going 564 00:30:58,000 --> 00:31:00,900 to be like when they get back, but I still 565 00:31:00,902 --> 00:31:02,301 don't think it was the right thing by leaving. 566 00:31:02,303 --> 00:31:05,070 And, after all, I was only gone for one night. 567 00:31:05,072 --> 00:31:07,405 Ups and the downs. 568 00:31:07,407 --> 00:31:09,440 Hey! 569 00:31:09,974 --> 00:31:12,241 So, we get back to the house, and James is there. 570 00:31:12,243 --> 00:31:14,576 I bet he's got some explaining to do for bailing everyone and 571 00:31:14,578 --> 00:31:16,811 missing Holly's 21st birthday last night. 572 00:31:16,813 --> 00:31:19,146 Why didn't you say bye to us? 573 00:31:19,148 --> 00:31:21,615 I just, meant to talk, at first I was in a weird position and 574 00:31:21,617 --> 00:31:23,984 I just thought, you know why not get out the house tonight. 575 00:31:24,251 --> 00:31:24,250 Why didn't you even tell us that you were going? 576 00:31:24,252 --> 00:31:27,253 I know I was coming back in a day, do you know what I mean? 577 00:31:27,255 --> 00:31:28,520 It's not like I'm going away for fucking ever. 578 00:31:28,522 --> 00:31:28,520 Yeah. 579 00:31:28,522 --> 00:31:31,122 I thought you probably wouldn't have noticed. 580 00:31:31,124 --> 00:31:32,089 Thought it would be fine. 581 00:31:32,091 --> 00:31:33,290 Holly had sex. 582 00:31:33,292 --> 00:31:35,825 How many times have you got to say it? 583 00:31:36,226 --> 00:31:38,427 I had the best 21st birthday party anyone could have 584 00:31:38,429 --> 00:31:39,961 ever wished for. 585 00:31:39,963 --> 00:31:41,262 And the fact that James wasn't there was probably 586 00:31:41,264 --> 00:31:42,496 the reason why. 587 00:31:42,498 --> 00:31:44,965 All that matters is that I had a mint night. 588 00:31:45,199 --> 00:31:47,333 Wet and Wild! 589 00:31:47,335 --> 00:31:49,635 The weather is amazing, I'm going to get everyone out the 590 00:31:49,637 --> 00:31:51,536 house, have a laugh, and we better be going and getting 591 00:31:51,538 --> 00:31:52,970 Wet and Wild. 592 00:31:52,972 --> 00:32:01,177 ¶ 593 00:32:01,179 --> 00:32:03,345 I was at least expecting to see some tits or maybe some 594 00:32:03,347 --> 00:32:06,147 camel toes, but all the lass's have got tee-shirts on, 595 00:32:06,149 --> 00:32:07,882 what's going on? 596 00:32:10,352 --> 00:32:12,519 Things are on between me and Marnie, to be honest, 597 00:32:12,521 --> 00:32:14,187 it's water underneath the bridge, and I can't be an asked 598 00:32:14,189 --> 00:32:15,588 to think about it. 599 00:32:31,303 --> 00:32:33,671 Fuck, I thought he forgot about that. 600 00:32:39,576 --> 00:32:42,144 If Scott finds out about this, on top of me kissing 601 00:32:42,146 --> 00:32:45,613 his friends, it'll be fucking hell up here. 602 00:32:49,050 --> 00:32:50,450 I can't fucking win. 603 00:32:50,452 --> 00:32:52,885 If I put out with Scott, I'd be a slag, and now that 604 00:32:52,887 --> 00:32:54,353 I haven't I'm a cock tease. 605 00:32:54,620 --> 00:32:55,953 Fuck off Gary. 606 00:32:56,220 --> 00:33:06,329 ¶ 607 00:33:06,331 --> 00:33:11,634 ¶ 608 00:33:11,636 --> 00:33:13,669 Me and Charlotte are stuck in this hoop; it looks like 609 00:33:13,671 --> 00:33:16,004 I'm trying to bend her over while I'm trying to get her out. 610 00:33:16,006 --> 00:33:18,172 And, me tits are too big, so I can't get out. 611 00:33:18,174 --> 00:33:19,573 Just a fucking nightmare. 612 00:33:22,577 --> 00:33:25,579 I'm locked in between her massive breasts. 613 00:33:25,581 --> 00:33:27,514 She doesn't need inflatables, she's got them 614 00:33:27,516 --> 00:33:29,516 two massive air bags! 615 00:33:29,518 --> 00:33:41,361 ¶ 616 00:33:41,363 --> 00:33:45,131 [Phone rings] 617 00:33:45,133 --> 00:33:46,565 Hello? 618 00:33:49,669 --> 00:33:53,405 Me, Gaz, and James are at work tonight on the limo bus, 619 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:53,405 absolutely buzzing. 620 00:33:53,407 --> 00:33:59,177 I'm also dying to see some fresh mot, Marnie dug on. 621 00:33:59,179 --> 00:34:01,546 She has to pull him. 622 00:34:01,548 --> 00:34:05,349 Lots of girls, lots to drink, what could possibly go wrong? 623 00:34:07,352 --> 00:34:10,220 Fuck this, the average age is 38. 624 00:34:10,222 --> 00:34:12,255 I feel like we just stopped off at the retirement home. 625 00:34:12,257 --> 00:34:14,123 Lets go fucking nuts. 626 00:34:14,125 --> 00:34:16,158 I'm still going to show the nanas a good time, 627 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:18,193 just not me pipe. 628 00:34:21,964 --> 00:34:24,532 80 or 30, these milfs be having a good time, 629 00:34:24,534 --> 00:34:26,700 and be professional, I'm going to make sure that happens. 630 00:34:26,702 --> 00:34:28,768 Are you fucking thirsty? 631 00:34:28,770 --> 00:34:32,304 [Cheering] 632 00:34:38,477 --> 00:34:42,079 I think my aim in life is to look like a doll. 633 00:34:42,346 --> 00:34:44,046 So, the lad's have all gone out to work, so we're going to 634 00:34:44,048 --> 00:34:46,648 get ready, go out, and get fucking hammered. 635 00:34:47,183 --> 00:34:48,883 I feel pale. 636 00:34:49,251 --> 00:34:51,185 I'm in a caftan! 637 00:34:51,553 --> 00:34:53,587 So, Charlotte and Holly come down from the bedroom, 638 00:34:53,589 --> 00:34:57,357 and they're dressed in these horrific floral caftans. 639 00:34:57,624 --> 00:35:00,258 I feel a little bit left out, but at the same time, 640 00:35:00,260 --> 00:35:02,093 I'm not fucking wearing one of them. 641 00:35:04,529 --> 00:35:06,429 We're going to have to get drunk. 642 00:35:06,431 --> 00:35:16,471 ¶ 643 00:35:16,473 --> 00:35:18,573 These milfs have had an amazing time in the limo bus, 644 00:35:18,575 --> 00:35:22,443 but now it's time for the after party at Indigo, God help us. 645 00:35:26,748 --> 00:35:30,217 So, my job for tonight, is to get the girls absolutely mortal, 646 00:35:30,219 --> 00:35:32,619 to they've got their big goggles on, so they fancy Scott and Gaz 647 00:35:32,621 --> 00:35:35,688 and not just me. 648 00:35:35,690 --> 00:35:38,824 You're in charge! 649 00:35:46,432 --> 00:35:48,499 It's getting proper hot in here, and I've decided 650 00:35:48,501 --> 00:35:48,499 to rip me top off. 651 00:35:48,501 --> 00:35:51,134 I bet this is the most action these nanas are going to get 652 00:35:51,136 --> 00:35:52,568 for the rest of their lives. 653 00:35:54,437 --> 00:35:56,371 Anna does not need to worry about us not being professional; 654 00:35:56,373 --> 00:35:59,607 there is not a chance of us necking on with these milfs. 655 00:36:06,380 --> 00:36:09,515 I just hope none of these biddies get a heart attack. 656 00:36:16,222 --> 00:36:18,923 Let's go to Bijoux and see if Scott eventually pulls. 657 00:36:31,937 --> 00:36:35,438 So, the lad's come in from work, and they're absolutely mortal. 658 00:36:37,340 --> 00:36:39,607 I feel like I'm having to play catch-up. 659 00:36:49,551 --> 00:36:51,952 I'm looking around the club and all these skinny beautiful girls 660 00:36:51,954 --> 00:36:54,955 with perk bums, and I look down at me self, and I look like some 661 00:36:54,957 --> 00:36:57,457 kind of multi-colored unicorn. 662 00:36:57,724 --> 00:37:00,525 There's only one thing for this, is to get mortal. 663 00:37:00,527 --> 00:37:03,528 All of it, all of it, now! 664 00:37:03,530 --> 00:37:12,937 ¶ 665 00:37:12,939 --> 00:37:15,572 Tonight, I can't be asked about any of the drama is with Marnie, 666 00:37:15,574 --> 00:37:17,574 I just want to pull some birds with Gaz, get pissed, 667 00:37:17,576 --> 00:37:19,509 and have a proper laugh. 668 00:37:26,216 --> 00:37:29,518 So, Scott decides to bring loads of girls into our area, 669 00:37:29,520 --> 00:37:31,553 and I know he's only doing it to piss us off. 670 00:37:31,555 --> 00:37:35,923 But, they are quite pretty, so I do feel a little bit insecure. 671 00:37:38,526 --> 00:37:41,027 I know that Scott is just trying to make Marnie jealous, 672 00:37:41,029 --> 00:37:42,895 it's a stupid little game they've got caught up in 673 00:37:42,897 --> 00:37:45,497 and it used to happen to me all the time with Gary. 674 00:38:00,012 --> 00:38:01,345 So, I'm necking on one of these birds, 675 00:38:01,347 --> 00:38:04,647 and I'm thinking, after party. 676 00:38:07,917 --> 00:38:08,950 And, then I find out that they've all got 677 00:38:08,952 --> 00:38:10,651 fucking boyfriends. 678 00:38:10,653 --> 00:38:12,519 What an absolute liberty. 679 00:38:16,056 --> 00:38:19,725 If that was Scott's attempt to try and get me back, 680 00:38:19,727 --> 00:38:21,760 it was absolutely pathetic. 681 00:38:21,762 --> 00:38:24,662 They've pied him and he's failed miserably. 682 00:38:24,664 --> 00:38:26,497 Supposedly it's because they've got boyfriends, 683 00:38:26,499 --> 00:38:29,500 but if that'd been Gary, he would've gone about anyway. 684 00:38:36,340 --> 00:38:39,508 I'm looking over at Scott, and I'm looking at these fucking 685 00:38:39,510 --> 00:38:41,843 ridiculous dance moves that he's trying to do, 686 00:38:41,845 --> 00:38:41,843 like it's off putting. 687 00:38:41,845 --> 00:38:45,880 To be honest, I'm fucking pleased I kissed his mate. 688 00:38:49,851 --> 00:38:52,719 Scott's attempt to get pay back at Marnie's fell on his ass, 689 00:38:52,721 --> 00:38:54,687 he tried to pull a bird, got pied off, 690 00:38:54,689 --> 00:38:58,090 and now you see him going home crawling up her ass. 691 00:39:02,361 --> 00:39:04,762 He tried to pull girls on purpose to annoy us, 692 00:39:04,764 --> 00:39:04,762 it just didn't work. 693 00:39:04,764 --> 00:39:08,465 I'm so fucking angry with Scott, that he needs to know that 694 00:39:08,467 --> 00:39:12,735 I felt like a mug tonight, and he can't treat us like that. 695 00:39:14,404 --> 00:39:15,537 All right, okay. 696 00:39:19,308 --> 00:39:34,088 ¶ 697 00:39:34,090 --> 00:39:35,656 I am so drunk. 698 00:39:35,658 --> 00:39:39,526 I am so drunk, so drunk, so drunk. 699 00:39:44,898 --> 00:39:47,599 So, now I'm pissing in the lad's bin. 700 00:39:47,601 --> 00:39:49,467 What the fuck? 701 00:39:49,469 --> 00:39:53,637 This needs to stop, someone help me, please! 702 00:39:59,676 --> 00:39:59,675 Shit. 703 00:39:59,677 --> 00:40:03,478 Tonight's been amazing, but for everyone else on the other hand, 704 00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:05,780 I don't know, because to be honest, I don't even know what 705 00:40:05,782 --> 00:40:08,616 they're called right now. 706 00:40:20,929 --> 00:40:22,829 But, I'm fucking sick of him, what he did tonight 707 00:40:22,831 --> 00:40:24,997 was fucking deliberate. 708 00:40:27,667 --> 00:40:28,967 Is she for fucking real? 709 00:40:28,969 --> 00:40:30,768 After what she did last night, there's no way 710 00:40:30,770 --> 00:40:32,603 I'm going to apologize. 711 00:40:40,044 --> 00:40:43,913 Scott seems to have this special power; he can piss people off 712 00:40:43,915 --> 00:40:45,881 but get around them straight away by putting on that stupid 713 00:40:45,883 --> 00:40:49,383 baby voice and baby face. 714 00:40:51,452 --> 00:40:53,386 I'm just going to neck on with her, to shut her up. 715 00:40:53,388 --> 00:40:55,888 And, I'll talk about it some other time. 716 00:41:08,901 --> 00:41:08,933 ¶