1 00:00:06,071 --> 00:00:08,439 We are back in New Castle! 2 00:00:08,441 --> 00:00:10,274 Proud to be fucking home! 3 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:11,508 [Cheering] 4 00:00:11,510 --> 00:00:14,344 We're going to go fucking berserk. 5 00:00:14,511 --> 00:00:16,278 Get it! 6 00:00:16,280 --> 00:00:17,512 C'mon! 7 00:00:17,514 --> 00:00:18,446 I'm buzzing. 8 00:00:18,448 --> 00:00:20,648 [Cheering] 9 00:00:20,650 --> 00:00:21,482 She's a slut! 10 00:00:21,484 --> 00:00:23,016 Whoa whoa whoa! 11 00:00:23,018 --> 00:00:23,683 It's Marnie! 12 00:00:23,685 --> 00:00:25,184 [Cheering] 13 00:00:25,186 --> 00:00:27,252 It's me baby cousin, Marnie. 14 00:00:27,254 --> 00:00:28,419 What the hell? 15 00:00:28,421 --> 00:00:30,187 What the fuck is she even doing here? 16 00:00:30,189 --> 00:00:34,324 Yes, I am intimidated, she's fucking gorgeous. 17 00:00:34,326 --> 00:00:37,060 I want to get everyone together and make a bucket list. 18 00:00:37,062 --> 00:00:38,594 I would like to have chickens. 19 00:00:38,596 --> 00:00:40,395 Oh my God, I've got one, I've got one! 20 00:00:40,397 --> 00:00:45,166 I'm in bed with Marnie; I could be in for a good night here. 21 00:00:45,168 --> 00:00:47,601 Shit, I'm starting to realize that I do like him 22 00:00:47,603 --> 00:00:49,169 and I can't fight it. 23 00:00:49,171 --> 00:00:50,837 ¶ 24 00:00:50,839 --> 00:00:52,805 I should have a degree in pulling women. 25 00:00:52,807 --> 00:00:55,307 I am a Geordie girl, with a VIP edge. 26 00:00:55,309 --> 00:00:58,109 I'm a natural beauty, real boobs, real hair. 27 00:00:58,111 --> 00:00:59,176 Can't wait to get in this house, because I'm going to tear 28 00:00:59,178 --> 00:01:00,410 the place up. 29 00:01:00,412 --> 00:01:02,678 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 30 00:01:02,680 --> 00:01:04,646 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 31 00:01:04,648 --> 00:01:07,515 I'm fake, I'm flirty, and I've got double f's. 32 00:01:07,517 --> 00:01:09,617 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 33 00:01:09,619 --> 00:01:19,727 ¶ 34 00:01:19,729 --> 00:01:26,266 ¶ 35 00:01:28,669 --> 00:01:31,370 Once again, I woke up just with James, Scott is with Marnie 36 00:01:31,372 --> 00:01:34,239 again cuddling and getting me a mug off. 37 00:01:34,241 --> 00:01:37,208 I wonder if he's finally got his end away, I mean his balls 38 00:01:37,210 --> 00:01:40,844 must be the size of his head by now, fuckin' massive. 39 00:01:46,584 --> 00:01:48,284 The way Scott's going is not going to bang Marnie 40 00:01:48,286 --> 00:01:50,486 because Marnie is playing him at his own game. 41 00:01:54,224 --> 00:02:01,696 ¶ 42 00:02:01,698 --> 00:02:02,763 So I've walked in the lads' room and they are trying 43 00:02:02,765 --> 00:02:04,865 to slit us about Marnie. 44 00:02:10,738 --> 00:02:11,437 Oh, fuck off. 45 00:02:11,439 --> 00:02:12,704 Don't even start. 46 00:02:12,706 --> 00:02:14,572 But, they're blindly just jealous because Gaz only 47 00:02:14,574 --> 00:02:16,640 pulls birds, what look like feet. 48 00:02:21,878 --> 00:02:23,211 Scott's now saying that he's going to go off and pull other 49 00:02:23,213 --> 00:02:26,447 birds, I'll believe that when I see it. 50 00:02:26,449 --> 00:02:27,881 Startin' to look like Scott's starting to move over to 51 00:02:27,883 --> 00:02:31,150 the dark side, the relationship crew. 52 00:02:38,658 --> 00:02:41,526 Marnie's in for a right grillin' this morning. 53 00:02:41,528 --> 00:02:43,261 Marnie where did you sleep last night? 54 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:46,831 In the downstairs bedroom, but nothing went on. 55 00:02:46,833 --> 00:02:49,567 So, you weren't alone? 56 00:02:51,503 --> 00:02:54,771 I know Holly okay, if she knows I kissed Scott last night, 57 00:02:54,773 --> 00:02:57,272 so for now I'm just going to deny the whole thing. 58 00:02:59,441 --> 00:03:00,574 But, I am staying away. 59 00:03:00,576 --> 00:03:00,574 Like, we are staying away. 60 00:03:00,576 --> 00:03:02,943 She's doing it in that way, where they actually don't. 61 00:03:02,945 --> 00:03:04,844 [Laughter] 62 00:03:04,846 --> 00:03:07,479 Everyone is questioning Marnie and asking why on earth she got 63 00:03:07,481 --> 00:03:10,181 in bed with Scott when she said she would keep away? 64 00:03:10,183 --> 00:03:11,582 And, she's in denial. 65 00:03:11,584 --> 00:03:13,517 Scott and Marnie are wrong, and what they're doing 66 00:03:13,519 --> 00:03:16,286 is inconsiderate and selfish. 67 00:03:16,288 --> 00:03:17,920 There's no "I" in "team," Marnie. 68 00:03:17,922 --> 00:03:20,689 But, there is a "U" in cunt. 69 00:03:22,525 --> 00:03:25,426 I never for one minute thought that we'd have chickens, 70 00:03:25,428 --> 00:03:28,729 so I'm going to play a trick on the girls. 71 00:03:28,731 --> 00:03:31,198 They'll never know that I plant the eggs here, they'll think 72 00:03:31,200 --> 00:03:32,966 it just came straight out the chicken. 73 00:03:32,968 --> 00:03:39,772 ¶ 74 00:03:39,774 --> 00:03:39,772 Oh my god! 75 00:03:39,774 --> 00:03:46,377 Me and Vicki are outside and we can see eggs, big ones! 76 00:03:46,379 --> 00:03:48,278 She said we only need one each. 77 00:03:48,280 --> 00:03:50,513 These hens are doing me proud. 78 00:03:50,515 --> 00:03:51,747 There's fucking four! 79 00:03:51,749 --> 00:03:54,349 Four gorgeous clean little eggs. 80 00:03:54,351 --> 00:03:56,651 That's come out of the eggs ass hole. 81 00:03:56,653 --> 00:03:59,353 Oh my God. 82 00:03:59,355 --> 00:04:01,788 With dates stamped on them, how fucking thick you 83 00:04:01,790 --> 00:04:03,489 think we are lads? 84 00:04:03,491 --> 00:04:05,757 These chickens are fucking clever things. 85 00:04:05,759 --> 00:04:08,192 They've already mastered the Irish stomping. 86 00:04:08,194 --> 00:04:10,761 [Laughter] 87 00:04:10,763 --> 00:04:15,632 ¶ 88 00:04:15,634 --> 00:04:17,667 Oh my God. 89 00:04:17,669 --> 00:04:20,503 I've noticed Egg is really puny. 90 00:04:20,505 --> 00:04:20,503 C'mon it's okay, it's okay. 91 00:04:20,505 --> 00:04:25,407 Scrambled has been bullying Egg, have they had an argument? 92 00:04:25,409 --> 00:04:28,209 Has one of them slept with one of their girlfriends? 93 00:04:28,211 --> 00:04:33,780 There you go, I've never seen a fish in this state before. 94 00:04:35,783 --> 00:04:38,251 Why don't you bring the man that works at the petshop? 95 00:04:38,253 --> 00:04:39,552 He would probably throw it away. 96 00:04:39,554 --> 00:04:41,020 He knows a lot about fish. 97 00:04:41,022 --> 00:04:43,355 I can't watch Egg suffer like this. 98 00:04:43,357 --> 00:04:45,223 This is a fish emergency. 99 00:04:45,225 --> 00:04:47,425 Maybe I'm not such a "Doctor Dolittle" after all. 100 00:04:47,427 --> 00:04:55,866 ¶ 101 00:04:58,369 --> 00:04:59,469 Your laundry? 102 00:04:59,471 --> 00:04:59,469 Your dirty laundry? 103 00:04:59,471 --> 00:05:02,371 The sheets that are spewed all over are starting 104 00:05:02,373 --> 00:05:03,672 to stink the house out. 105 00:05:03,674 --> 00:05:08,510 And, Gary's had sex on them. 106 00:05:08,512 --> 00:05:09,811 Bye. 107 00:05:09,813 --> 00:05:09,811 ¶ 108 00:05:09,813 --> 00:05:14,248 So, I'm in the car with Marnie, and I'm introducing her living 109 00:05:14,250 --> 00:05:16,817 in a house full of scumbags and tramps. 110 00:05:16,819 --> 00:05:18,418 Them are absolutely minging. 111 00:05:18,420 --> 00:05:20,286 Full of discharge. 112 00:05:20,288 --> 00:05:22,521 Not only have it gotten discharge, but we've got sheets 113 00:05:22,523 --> 00:05:26,258 with cum on and we've got another sick. 114 00:05:26,260 --> 00:05:28,026 It's pure Geordie Shore in that bag isn't it? 115 00:05:28,028 --> 00:05:29,527 Sticks from smelling it from here. 116 00:05:29,529 --> 00:05:31,895 And, it smells like absolute sewage. 117 00:05:35,065 --> 00:05:38,901 This one's to be used, that's dryer, this is the washer. 118 00:05:38,903 --> 00:05:40,936 Me, Marnie in the launderette and it's just nice to finally 119 00:05:40,938 --> 00:05:45,273 get time to speak to each other. 120 00:05:45,275 --> 00:05:47,275 So, how are you feeling about everything now? 121 00:05:47,277 --> 00:05:49,977 You've got to think, your family is more important then lying 122 00:05:49,979 --> 00:05:49,977 in bed with a boy. 123 00:05:49,979 --> 00:05:52,980 She's making us feeling like I have got to pick between me 124 00:05:52,982 --> 00:05:55,949 feelings with Scott, and me own family. 125 00:05:55,951 --> 00:05:57,817 But, is it hurting you more than its hurting Holly. 126 00:05:57,819 --> 00:05:58,818 Yeah. 127 00:05:58,820 --> 00:05:58,818 Holly doesn't even care. 128 00:05:58,820 --> 00:06:01,854 She does care she just say that she's not bothered, she is 129 00:06:01,856 --> 00:06:03,355 bothered, we just left the house, and she's 130 00:06:03,357 --> 00:06:06,324 still flirting with Scott. 131 00:06:06,326 --> 00:06:08,893 As far as I'm concerned, it's not as if I've slept with him. 132 00:06:08,895 --> 00:06:11,595 Marnie is telling me that she's not going to sleep with Scott, 133 00:06:11,597 --> 00:06:15,365 but if she's living in a house 24/7 with him, and he's going to 134 00:06:15,367 --> 00:06:17,533 be touching her fannie, or leading her on, 135 00:06:17,535 --> 00:06:18,967 a finger is going to slip up. 136 00:06:18,969 --> 00:06:20,969 If you say some things, stick to your word. 137 00:06:20,971 --> 00:06:22,103 I did mean it when I said it. 138 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:22,103 Yeah. 139 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:22,103 I wasn't just talking shit. 140 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:22,103 But, then you got to stick to your word. 141 00:06:22,105 --> 00:06:27,508 I don't give a shit what any of them think of us, I'm always 142 00:06:27,510 --> 00:06:29,543 going to do what I want and if I want Scott, 143 00:06:29,545 --> 00:06:30,810 I'm going to go for him. 144 00:06:30,812 --> 00:06:38,083 ¶ 145 00:06:38,085 --> 00:06:40,318 It's been a few days now, and I haven't spoke to Mitch, 146 00:06:40,320 --> 00:06:41,886 so I'm going to give him a call, and hopefully he'll 147 00:06:41,888 --> 00:06:44,555 answer the phone. 148 00:06:46,057 --> 00:06:48,124 I'm calling him and calling him, and he's not answering 149 00:06:48,126 --> 00:06:50,793 the phone, and I'm starting to get really worried. 150 00:06:50,795 --> 00:06:52,861 Why isn't he picking up? 151 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:55,863 Ugh! 152 00:06:55,865 --> 00:06:58,031 Is he not speaking to us anymore, or what? 153 00:06:58,033 --> 00:07:01,000 Have I done anything wrong? 154 00:07:01,568 --> 00:07:03,535 Ugh! 155 00:07:03,537 --> 00:07:04,536 So, Charlotte tried to call Mitch and he hasn't 156 00:07:04,538 --> 00:07:05,570 answered the phone. 157 00:07:05,572 --> 00:07:05,570 And, she's going nuts. 158 00:07:05,572 --> 00:07:09,006 The kids' just probably in the shower or having a shit. 159 00:07:09,008 --> 00:07:12,642 It's Saturday, he's not even at work. 160 00:07:12,644 --> 00:07:16,545 He might be in the shower, or on the toilet. 161 00:07:16,547 --> 00:07:18,713 I feel like he might just not want to speak to us while 162 00:07:18,715 --> 00:07:20,881 I'm in this house. 163 00:07:26,987 --> 00:07:29,722 ¶ 164 00:07:29,724 --> 00:07:31,890 So, I'm not having a very good day. 165 00:07:31,892 --> 00:07:33,458 Me boyfriend is not answering his phone, and then the 166 00:07:33,460 --> 00:07:35,460 fish doctor arrives. 167 00:07:35,462 --> 00:07:38,863 Egg's really puny, look his tails all bitten off, 168 00:07:38,865 --> 00:07:40,130 and look at his scales. 169 00:07:40,132 --> 00:07:40,130 He doesn't look well at all does he? 170 00:07:40,132 --> 00:07:43,133 I got to take him away from ya, put him in the car, 171 00:07:43,135 --> 00:07:44,501 and try to fix him for ya. 172 00:07:44,503 --> 00:07:45,435 Do you think you can fix him, Craig? 173 00:07:45,437 --> 00:07:46,669 Oh yeah, definitely. 174 00:07:46,671 --> 00:07:48,971 Craig, can make Egg better. 175 00:07:48,973 --> 00:07:51,940 Egg's going to come back a new man fish! 176 00:07:51,942 --> 00:07:51,940 So, it's like fish hospital? 177 00:07:51,942 --> 00:07:55,710 Yeah, it'll be little fish hospital time. 178 00:07:55,712 --> 00:07:57,011 Awh. 179 00:07:57,013 --> 00:07:58,912 Bye Egg, I'll miss ya. 180 00:07:58,914 --> 00:07:59,746 You're going to get better. 181 00:07:59,748 --> 00:08:00,747 Yes. 182 00:08:00,749 --> 00:08:08,487 ¶ 183 00:08:10,823 --> 00:08:13,391 In Australia, Holly had major cock fright, 184 00:08:13,393 --> 00:08:16,627 it's time we got that slag back out there, back on the cock, 185 00:08:16,629 --> 00:08:18,095 and loving life again. 186 00:08:18,097 --> 00:08:21,665 So, we're going to take her to a strip house. 187 00:08:21,667 --> 00:08:23,867 The more they try to push me to the cock, the more I'm going 188 00:08:23,869 --> 00:08:25,502 to push away from it. 189 00:08:25,504 --> 00:08:27,770 Cock is not going to help me get over the cock fright. 190 00:08:27,772 --> 00:08:28,971 Just stop it. 191 00:08:28,973 --> 00:08:30,672 You've got to face your fear. 192 00:08:30,674 --> 00:08:32,273 That's exactly -- if you're scared of heights, 193 00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:32,273 jump off a building. 194 00:08:32,275 --> 00:08:37,177 if you're scared of cocks, look one right in the eye. 195 00:08:38,112 --> 00:08:40,646 We're going to see some cocks! 196 00:08:40,648 --> 00:08:43,248 [yelling] 197 00:08:43,250 --> 00:08:46,317 Cock, cock, cock! 198 00:08:46,319 --> 00:08:54,057 ¶ 199 00:08:54,059 --> 00:08:56,759 [girls shout in unison] Girls night! 200 00:08:56,761 --> 00:08:59,928 ¶ 201 00:08:59,930 --> 00:09:04,832 So we're getting the strippers, and Holly has got cock fright. 202 00:09:04,834 --> 00:09:09,336 What else can we do to help her get over this fear of the cock? 203 00:09:15,075 --> 00:09:16,542 I'm looking at the stage, and there's cocks flying 204 00:09:16,544 --> 00:09:21,112 around everywhere. 205 00:09:21,980 --> 00:09:24,581 And, not just any cocks, larger cocks then I've ever seen 206 00:09:24,583 --> 00:09:25,915 in my entire life. 207 00:09:25,917 --> 00:09:33,221 ¶ 208 00:09:33,555 --> 00:09:35,656 My God! 209 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,357 The size of these willy's. 210 00:09:37,359 --> 00:09:40,827 I would not know what to do with it, it would come up me mouth! 211 00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:58,977 So, I'm talking to Holly about the Scott thing again. 212 00:10:03,182 --> 00:10:05,116 But, she's telling me that, she only just wants a bit of 213 00:10:05,118 --> 00:10:10,220 a flirting, a bit of banging is all, everything is great. 214 00:10:13,290 --> 00:10:15,291 At the end of the day, I will sleep with Scott, if I want 215 00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:16,292 to sleep with Scott. 216 00:10:16,294 --> 00:10:18,093 I don't care what she says. 217 00:10:28,871 --> 00:10:32,106 Charlotte is trying her hardest to have a laugh, the fact of the 218 00:10:32,108 --> 00:10:34,274 matter is, she is miserable. 219 00:10:34,276 --> 00:10:36,843 All she is thinking about is Mitch. 220 00:10:36,845 --> 00:10:39,712 All of a sudden, it just all comes over us, I'm so worried 221 00:10:39,714 --> 00:10:42,748 about Mitch and I know there's something wrong. 222 00:10:51,957 --> 00:10:55,059 Charlotte is completely and utterly inconsolable. 223 00:10:55,061 --> 00:10:58,629 All she wants to do is be with Mitch, and I understand. 224 00:10:58,631 --> 00:11:00,897 I've got to go, I've got to sort this out. 225 00:11:00,899 --> 00:11:03,199 At the minute, my relationship with Mitch is so much more 226 00:11:03,201 --> 00:11:06,368 important than being in this house. 227 00:11:07,036 --> 00:11:09,804 Charlotte is in such a state she just needs to go home and she 228 00:11:09,806 --> 00:11:13,374 needs to speak to Mitch and work out what's going on. 229 00:11:13,376 --> 00:11:16,110 I'm sad that I need to leave them, but I know there is no 230 00:11:16,112 --> 00:11:19,813 other way around this, if I don't sort my own drama out, 231 00:11:19,815 --> 00:11:22,649 I'm not going to be able to have fun in the house. 232 00:11:22,651 --> 00:11:29,255 ¶ 233 00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:29,255 I've got to go. 234 00:11:29,257 --> 00:11:32,258 At the minute, my relationship with Mitch is so much 235 00:11:32,260 --> 00:11:33,792 more important than being in this house. 236 00:11:38,430 --> 00:11:39,897 So, the lads arrive at the club and they're all in 237 00:11:39,899 --> 00:11:42,466 this majorley, massive good mood. 238 00:11:44,368 --> 00:11:48,203 They didn't even realize Charlotte's gone. 239 00:11:50,906 --> 00:11:52,973 Charlotte did want to go see her boyfriend, Mitch, 240 00:11:52,975 --> 00:11:54,774 I wish she came back. 241 00:11:56,009 --> 00:11:57,876 Holly, she's getting herself into a bit of a bonnie 242 00:11:57,878 --> 00:12:02,113 situation here like and it's not good. 243 00:12:03,014 --> 00:12:05,081 I don't really know what's going on with me and Scott. 244 00:12:05,083 --> 00:12:07,817 So, I want to talk to him and see how he feels. 245 00:12:15,691 --> 00:12:17,124 Tonight I'm going to test the waters with Marnie, 246 00:12:17,126 --> 00:12:19,392 and pull someone else and she how she reacts. 247 00:12:30,270 --> 00:12:32,371 All I'm hoping is, Scott sticks to his word, he pulls a bird, 248 00:12:32,373 --> 00:12:35,374 and we'll actually have a good night with no drama. 249 00:12:37,410 --> 00:12:40,145 Scott and Gary are back to pulling, and it looks like Gary 250 00:12:40,147 --> 00:12:42,747 has got his wing man back. 251 00:12:42,749 --> 00:12:45,082 If that's the way Scott wants to play it, fuck it, 252 00:12:45,084 --> 00:12:47,384 two can play at that game. 253 00:12:47,386 --> 00:12:49,919 I spotted one of me lad friends, so I'm going to go over 254 00:12:49,921 --> 00:12:52,521 and pretend to pull him. 255 00:12:52,523 --> 00:12:54,422 If they're trying to act like 12-year-olds, trying to make 256 00:12:54,424 --> 00:12:57,291 each other jealous then that's just sad. 257 00:12:59,394 --> 00:13:01,762 Scott is actually sticking to his word, and we actually 258 00:13:01,764 --> 00:13:03,429 are cracking on with some birds. 259 00:13:06,900 --> 00:13:06,899 So, we've all pulled tonight. 260 00:13:06,901 --> 00:13:10,836 I've got a bird, Marnie's got a lad, and Gaz has got a bird. 261 00:13:10,838 --> 00:13:13,338 Fucking hell, there is going to be some pure semen 262 00:13:13,340 --> 00:13:16,174 flying around tonight. 263 00:13:26,485 --> 00:13:27,952 So, I'm taking this bird back tonight, and it's going to 264 00:13:27,954 --> 00:13:29,887 be strictly professional. 265 00:13:29,889 --> 00:13:33,790 We're going to have a business meeting in the shag pad. 266 00:13:33,792 --> 00:13:37,426 And, she's going to be on a conference call with me cock. 267 00:13:37,894 --> 00:13:40,161 Scott is already in the shag pad with some bird. 268 00:13:40,163 --> 00:13:43,097 So, as a mate I'm going to try to get him a threesome. 269 00:13:43,099 --> 00:13:44,998 Aye, with Rachel the chicken. 270 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,832 I've seem do worse. 271 00:13:53,840 --> 00:13:57,576 So, me and James put Rachel into the shag pad where Scott 272 00:13:57,578 --> 00:13:59,578 is balls deep in a girl. 273 00:13:59,580 --> 00:14:03,248 We are going to be a total cock block. 274 00:14:07,186 --> 00:14:09,587 So, I'm smashing this bird all over, and I hear this commotion 275 00:14:09,589 --> 00:14:13,090 outside, and I look over and there is a fucking chicken in 276 00:14:13,092 --> 00:14:15,892 the bedroom, and I'm in for a threesome but not 277 00:14:15,894 --> 00:14:19,795 with this bird. 278 00:14:21,164 --> 00:14:22,864 I hear these screeching noises coming from the shag pad; 279 00:14:22,866 --> 00:14:24,365 don't know if that's Rachel the chicken, 280 00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:30,104 or Scott crying because we spoiled his buck. 281 00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:44,417 So, I get home to find that Scott is already in the shag pad 282 00:14:44,419 --> 00:14:46,185 with that lass, so I'm going to go in and try and cock 283 00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:48,086 block the fuck out of him. 284 00:14:49,054 --> 00:14:51,021 I don't know why Marnie is acting all big all of a sudden 285 00:14:51,023 --> 00:14:53,390 because this isn't the little cousin that I know. 286 00:14:54,492 --> 00:14:57,627 Fucking hell, she is taking it one step too far. 287 00:15:02,599 --> 00:15:02,598 Are you being for real? 288 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:02,598 So, Marnie comes in the shag pad and she's giving the bird I'm 289 00:15:02,600 --> 00:15:08,337 with the third degree, and I'm just lying there with a proper 290 00:15:08,339 --> 00:15:12,074 stink on, and all she wants to do is chat. 291 00:15:12,475 --> 00:15:14,042 Shut up, shut up. 292 00:15:14,044 --> 00:15:15,410 What the fuck why? 293 00:15:15,412 --> 00:15:16,544 Oh my God. 294 00:15:16,546 --> 00:15:17,378 I'm gone. 295 00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,012 It's pissing us off. 296 00:15:21,548 --> 00:15:24,216 So, I can hear Scott kicking off in the shag pad. 297 00:15:24,218 --> 00:15:26,151 He's obviously got it that I know he's banged that girl 298 00:15:26,153 --> 00:15:29,621 and he's fucked his chances up with me. 299 00:15:29,623 --> 00:15:33,157 Scott is smashing the house up, no respect for anyone in 300 00:15:33,159 --> 00:15:35,058 this house or the stuff. 301 00:15:35,626 --> 00:15:36,993 Are you having fun, Scott? 302 00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:36,993 [Inaudible] 303 00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:40,029 And, then Marnie decides that she's going to start 304 00:15:40,031 --> 00:15:41,130 questioning him. 305 00:15:41,132 --> 00:15:42,231 How much funny happened? 306 00:15:42,233 --> 00:15:43,999 [Inaudible] 307 00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:46,935 Is she bothered about Scott, obviously so. 308 00:15:47,536 --> 00:15:48,402 You have sex? 309 00:15:48,404 --> 00:15:48,402 No. 310 00:15:48,404 --> 00:15:53,039 Scott is storming out the house; he's gone crazy, he's so angry 311 00:15:53,041 --> 00:15:55,341 that Marnie cock blocked him. 312 00:15:55,343 --> 00:15:57,276 Oh my God. 313 00:15:57,278 --> 00:15:59,344 Marnie's work is up, so much tonight, that I decided I need 314 00:15:59,346 --> 00:16:02,280 to get me self home because I need to chill the fuck out. 315 00:16:02,914 --> 00:16:05,215 To be honest, I don't even think Scott's went home, I think he 316 00:16:05,217 --> 00:16:08,384 just ran to the nearest shop, cuz he's run out of tampons. 317 00:16:08,386 --> 00:16:16,558 ¶ 318 00:16:16,959 --> 00:16:19,360 So, I wake up this morning and Scott's still gone, 319 00:16:19,362 --> 00:16:23,496 it's not very nice to think it could be because of me. 320 00:16:24,531 --> 00:16:27,032 So, Marnie comes into the lad's room, and she's telling us that 321 00:16:27,034 --> 00:16:31,102 Scott hasn't come back, fucking hell man, not again. 322 00:16:31,536 --> 00:16:34,437 I try to convince myself that I didn't like Scott, but I do like 323 00:16:34,439 --> 00:16:38,407 Scott, and now look what's happened. 324 00:16:42,645 --> 00:16:42,644 I don't think Scott should've went, 325 00:16:42,646 --> 00:16:45,446 I think he's overreacting there, like -- 326 00:16:45,448 --> 00:16:47,314 Everyone's wondering where Scott is, 327 00:16:47,316 --> 00:16:49,249 I'm not bothered but Scott has got to say I want my 328 00:16:49,251 --> 00:16:50,516 best friend Charlotte. 329 00:16:50,518 --> 00:16:51,950 Aye, aye. 330 00:16:51,952 --> 00:16:53,484 Oh, here he is. 331 00:16:54,185 --> 00:16:57,654 I don't even know where to look, it feels really awkward. 332 00:16:57,656 --> 00:16:57,654 Ladies! 333 00:16:57,656 --> 00:16:57,654 I'm so disappointed, I was hoping it would be Charlotte 334 00:16:57,656 --> 00:17:03,226 coming through, nope, bloody Scott, the baboon. 335 00:17:03,228 --> 00:17:04,694 Where did you go? 336 00:17:05,128 --> 00:17:06,061 I was fucking nashed. 337 00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:06,061 Why? 338 00:17:06,063 --> 00:17:09,497 Oh yeah, I don't even know, I was absolutely mortal drunk. 339 00:17:09,499 --> 00:17:11,232 Shock, he's not admitting that he left last night 340 00:17:11,234 --> 00:17:13,067 because of Marnie. 341 00:17:14,102 --> 00:17:14,101 So, why did you leave then? 342 00:17:14,103 --> 00:17:16,203 Are you going to tell us the real reason? 343 00:17:16,205 --> 00:17:17,671 I really don't know. 344 00:17:17,673 --> 00:17:19,572 We are never going to get the truth out of Scott; 345 00:17:19,574 --> 00:17:21,574 he's never going to tell us the honest reason about why 346 00:17:21,576 --> 00:17:23,075 he left last night. 347 00:17:23,077 --> 00:17:25,444 You know I'm like, anything that comes about. 348 00:17:25,446 --> 00:17:27,646 No one has got a reason to be angry with us, but if you are, 349 00:17:27,648 --> 00:17:29,247 then fuck off. 350 00:17:29,514 --> 00:17:30,981 Was it because Marnie pulled a lad? 351 00:17:30,983 --> 00:17:34,050 I didn't pull him, he was a friend. 352 00:17:34,052 --> 00:17:36,153 After last night's escape, I think I'm going to have to go 353 00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:39,156 back to pulling girls by myself, and leave Scott to fall happily 354 00:17:39,158 --> 00:17:42,425 in love with Marnie, and live happily ever after. 355 00:17:46,163 --> 00:17:49,131 Well, in walks Anna and she tells that I'm getting punished. 356 00:17:49,133 --> 00:17:51,399 I've arranged something for you to do today; 357 00:17:51,401 --> 00:17:53,467 I'd like Marnie to go with ya. 358 00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:56,269 I'm not very happy about going to work, but at the same time, 359 00:17:56,271 --> 00:17:59,138 it'll give us a chance to talk to Scott away from the others, 360 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:00,439 and out the house. 361 00:18:00,441 --> 00:18:10,248 ¶ 362 00:18:11,450 --> 00:18:14,118 So, me and Marnie are getting sent down New Castle key site 363 00:18:14,120 --> 00:18:15,886 to pick up fucking litter. 364 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:15,886 This is mean. 365 00:18:15,888 --> 00:18:19,122 I swear to God, if any of my mates see me do this, I'm diving 366 00:18:19,124 --> 00:18:21,757 straight in the time because they're going to have my life. 367 00:18:21,759 --> 00:18:23,725 What the fuck is wrong with chips? 368 00:18:23,727 --> 00:18:24,726 Has that been in someone's ass? 369 00:18:24,728 --> 00:18:26,494 [Laughter] 370 00:18:26,496 --> 00:18:27,628 Awh, it stinks. 371 00:18:36,370 --> 00:18:36,902 What? 372 00:18:36,904 --> 00:18:38,503 Say that again. 373 00:18:38,505 --> 00:18:41,539 Normally around boys, I'm very confident, but around Scott, 374 00:18:41,541 --> 00:18:43,574 I feel like a 14-year-old girl. 375 00:18:43,576 --> 00:18:46,376 How you feel about us? 376 00:18:51,782 --> 00:18:53,883 What I think is going to happen to us, if you do want to pull, 377 00:18:53,885 --> 00:18:56,118 you can pull, I'm probably going to get bothered, 378 00:18:56,120 --> 00:18:57,919 you were the same with me. 379 00:18:57,921 --> 00:19:00,221 No, but I don't want you to pull girls. 380 00:19:00,223 --> 00:19:01,722 He doesn't look very happy about it, but if he wants me 381 00:19:01,724 --> 00:19:04,324 that's what he's got to do. 382 00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:04,324 But, I -- 383 00:19:04,326 --> 00:19:07,493 Whoa, whoa, Scotty T does not dive into relationships 384 00:19:07,495 --> 00:19:10,596 that quickly, especially not from the Geordie Shore house. 385 00:19:11,531 --> 00:19:11,530 Oh God man. 386 00:19:11,532 --> 00:19:15,500 I know that Scott likes us, but he's too bothered about 387 00:19:15,502 --> 00:19:16,767 what other people think. 388 00:19:16,769 --> 00:19:17,701 Are we sweet anyway? 389 00:19:17,703 --> 00:19:18,668 Yeah, we're fine. 390 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:20,302 Cool. 391 00:19:34,350 --> 00:19:35,717 I feel really happy, 392 00:19:35,719 --> 00:19:39,587 because me and Scott finally sorted everything out. 393 00:19:39,589 --> 00:19:40,754 And, there's nothing better to end it with, 394 00:19:40,756 --> 00:19:42,822 than a nice little cuddle. 395 00:19:42,824 --> 00:19:45,858 I can feel it through the quilt, Scott. 396 00:19:50,163 --> 00:19:52,430 Us lads need to get ourselves to the gym, so no one throw 397 00:19:52,432 --> 00:19:55,733 dumbbells around because I want to look fucking mighty tonight. 398 00:19:58,503 --> 00:20:00,237 Gaz probably knows that he's better than anyone else in the 399 00:20:00,239 --> 00:20:02,339 house, so I'm going to ask his advice on whether or not to ply 400 00:20:02,341 --> 00:20:04,941 Marnie off or to get with her. 401 00:20:18,622 --> 00:20:21,223 Gym done, now it's tie to have our first lads night out, one 402 00:20:21,225 --> 00:20:24,192 thing that is cool, my wingman is back. 403 00:20:26,662 --> 00:20:28,562 So, me and the girls are all sitting around, and we think 404 00:20:28,564 --> 00:20:30,630 we should stay in a night because if we go out, 405 00:20:30,632 --> 00:20:32,798 it's just weird without Charlotte. 406 00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:33,865 10 inch? 407 00:20:33,867 --> 00:20:34,565 10 inch. 408 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:35,532 Stuffed crust. 409 00:20:35,534 --> 00:20:36,466 Chicken dinners. 410 00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:37,834 Cheese patty. 411 00:20:37,836 --> 00:20:38,835 Bag of chips. 412 00:20:38,837 --> 00:20:40,002 Cheesy chips. 413 00:20:40,004 --> 00:20:43,739 Then a Diet Coke because I'm much thicker. 414 00:20:47,777 --> 00:20:49,878 So, the girls have decided that they're going to stay in and 415 00:20:49,880 --> 00:20:53,381 get a take away, fuck that, I want to go out 416 00:20:53,383 --> 00:20:54,849 and get pissed with the lads. 417 00:20:54,851 --> 00:20:56,584 Is it all right if I come? 418 00:20:56,586 --> 00:20:58,018 Unless she has grown a cock in the last 20 minutes, 419 00:20:58,020 --> 00:21:00,420 then no she can't. 420 00:21:02,589 --> 00:21:04,890 All he fucking cares about is pleasing Gary, and it's starting 421 00:21:04,892 --> 00:21:06,791 to really piss us off. 422 00:21:08,727 --> 00:21:08,726 It's awkward. 423 00:21:08,728 --> 00:21:11,261 You don't want to distance yourself from them anymore. 424 00:21:11,263 --> 00:21:13,396 I'll take your advice. 425 00:21:15,265 --> 00:21:18,367 I know, it couldn't get much worse at all. 426 00:21:20,870 --> 00:21:22,036 Fuck. 427 00:21:31,612 --> 00:21:31,611 Scott just said no to Marnie which means there's still some 428 00:21:31,613 --> 00:21:35,715 kind of lad left in him, he's not as pussy-whipped except 429 00:21:35,717 --> 00:21:37,349 for how he was. 430 00:21:37,351 --> 00:21:38,316 You need to get ready. 431 00:21:38,318 --> 00:21:39,583 All right, let's get ready. 432 00:21:49,259 --> 00:21:50,826 Hello. 433 00:21:50,828 --> 00:21:52,727 What's this about? 434 00:21:52,729 --> 00:21:55,629 New girls are asking to come out and lash on lads date night? 435 00:21:55,631 --> 00:22:00,466 No. 436 00:22:00,468 --> 00:22:02,000 Well, have a good night boys. 437 00:22:02,501 --> 00:22:02,500 I'm actually buzzing for lad's night. 438 00:22:02,502 --> 00:22:06,504 Just had to get away from the drama, get away from the girls, 439 00:22:06,506 --> 00:22:10,007 and that stinkin' house, go out and get fucking smashed tonight. 440 00:22:10,009 --> 00:22:15,344 ¶ 441 00:22:15,346 --> 00:22:17,779 I'm struggling, I don't understand, like, does she 442 00:22:17,781 --> 00:22:19,747 not want to be friends with me or something? 443 00:22:19,749 --> 00:22:21,381 So, I'm a little bit angry at this, at the minute, 444 00:22:21,383 --> 00:22:23,683 because why would you not want to stay in with us? 445 00:22:23,685 --> 00:22:27,720 You can not come in here and start messing on with lads when 446 00:22:27,722 --> 00:22:29,822 you've got history with other girls in here. 447 00:22:29,824 --> 00:22:31,557 I just felt like that was girl code. 448 00:22:31,559 --> 00:22:34,359 I feel like she feels like she rules the house already. 449 00:22:34,626 --> 00:22:43,300 I rule this house, and never fucking forget that. 450 00:22:43,302 --> 00:22:44,934 It's lad's night tonight, so we're going for a few games 451 00:22:44,936 --> 00:22:49,371 of pool and pre-drinks before we hit the tune. 452 00:22:51,874 --> 00:22:53,574 I'm not going to do that with Marnie, after she's blandly 453 00:22:53,576 --> 00:22:55,776 just declared her love for us. 454 00:23:01,915 --> 00:23:04,082 I'm actually ashamed of the lad I used to know called Scott, 455 00:23:04,084 --> 00:23:10,320 now he's grew a fanny on his period, pathetic. 456 00:23:10,921 --> 00:23:12,054 Anybody? 457 00:23:12,056 --> 00:23:13,355 Oh my God. 458 00:23:13,357 --> 00:23:15,023 Sausage. 459 00:23:15,624 --> 00:23:17,758 This is ridiculous. 460 00:23:20,128 --> 00:23:23,430 I was hoping that the night with the girls, wouldn't be that bad, 461 00:23:23,432 --> 00:23:26,332 but to be honest, it just feels awkward already. 462 00:23:30,837 --> 00:23:33,104 I can't believe you asked them to go out on boy's night. 463 00:23:33,106 --> 00:23:36,707 I'm bored though; I'm so bored I don't want to stay in. 464 00:23:36,709 --> 00:23:38,909 Boy's night, you know what I mean? 465 00:23:38,911 --> 00:23:40,844 I'm just not used to sitting about, and not doing anything. 466 00:23:40,846 --> 00:23:44,447 Pardon. 467 00:23:45,015 --> 00:23:47,349 I think your game for asking a mate like. 468 00:23:47,351 --> 00:23:49,050 I'm very game. 469 00:23:49,052 --> 00:23:51,152 I wouldn't have asked. 470 00:23:52,721 --> 00:23:54,655 Holly has got a face like a slapped doss again. 471 00:23:54,657 --> 00:23:56,823 I don't know what this lass's problem is. 472 00:23:56,825 --> 00:24:00,827 It's so weird knowing that Marnie would rather be with the 473 00:24:00,829 --> 00:24:04,630 boys instead of the girls, and I feel like well if that's the 474 00:24:04,632 --> 00:24:06,031 case, then I don't feel like you deserve to even sit 475 00:24:06,033 --> 00:24:07,732 around with us. 476 00:24:07,734 --> 00:24:09,500 Let's all just enjoy girl's night anyway. 477 00:24:09,502 --> 00:24:09,500 Where's the mozarella? 478 00:24:09,502 --> 00:24:12,836 I would much rather be here more than you. 479 00:24:16,640 --> 00:24:18,974 Lad's night is going amazing so far, few games of pool, 480 00:24:18,976 --> 00:24:21,509 chilled out few drinks, now time to hit Bijoux. 481 00:24:30,919 --> 00:24:34,888 In the past, lad's night have been shit, all that is involved 482 00:24:34,890 --> 00:24:36,456 is Scott and Gaz's pulling. 483 00:24:36,458 --> 00:24:38,391 But, now Scott's got himself a girlfriend. 484 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:41,894 It will be interesting to see what happens tonight. 485 00:24:50,103 --> 00:24:51,736 When it comes down to Scott's pulled it, he hasn't pulled a 486 00:24:51,738 --> 00:24:54,605 bird, he hasn't even necked on with a bird, but fuck it, I'm 487 00:24:54,607 --> 00:24:57,641 going to do what I do best, get a bird, and fuck off home. 488 00:25:10,187 --> 00:25:12,587 We get back to the house and everyone is smashed. 489 00:25:14,856 --> 00:25:16,089 Louder! 490 00:25:16,091 --> 00:25:17,056 Shh! 491 00:25:17,058 --> 00:25:18,057 Sorry. 492 00:25:18,059 --> 00:25:20,659 I'm fucking bob slaying. 493 00:25:20,661 --> 00:25:22,060 Me and Scott are on a rampage. 494 00:25:22,062 --> 00:25:24,662 Going nuts. 495 00:25:27,198 --> 00:25:28,965 This is mint. 496 00:25:33,203 --> 00:25:35,571 What I want to do is this bird, get in the shag pad, Scott and 497 00:25:35,573 --> 00:25:37,906 James however, want to go cuddle chickens. 498 00:25:38,707 --> 00:25:38,706 You know it is, you're my best friend. 499 00:25:38,708 --> 00:25:42,676 All I know is I'm laying in the chicken coup, covered in shit, 500 00:25:42,678 --> 00:25:44,944 trying to crack on to Rachel. 501 00:25:51,183 --> 00:26:01,458 ¶ 502 00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:15,504 ¶ 503 00:26:15,506 --> 00:26:17,340 I've only been up 10 minutes, and Marnie is already asking 504 00:26:17,342 --> 00:26:20,176 if Scott pulled. 505 00:26:20,178 --> 00:26:24,980 I never knew what Marnie said her name was, I do now, Keen. 506 00:26:37,693 --> 00:26:40,194 So my bucket list, I want to be able to MENSA, 507 00:26:40,196 --> 00:26:41,762 so it's time for me to sit the test. 508 00:26:41,764 --> 00:26:41,762 Go. 509 00:26:41,764 --> 00:26:45,999 I'm not actually thick, like there is a brain up there, 510 00:26:46,001 --> 00:26:47,600 and it just untapped potential. 511 00:26:48,034 --> 00:26:48,967 Oh God! 512 00:26:48,969 --> 00:26:48,967 Oh God! 513 00:26:48,969 --> 00:26:52,170 Everyone knows that I've got a highest IQ in the house, 514 00:26:52,172 --> 00:26:55,706 I've gone wicked and I'm tall as fuck. 515 00:26:55,973 --> 00:26:55,972 Oh my! 516 00:26:55,974 --> 00:26:59,108 I don't know what the word means! 517 00:26:59,110 --> 00:27:00,375 That's 30 seconds. 518 00:27:00,377 --> 00:27:01,642 I feel like I'm getting a migraine, I never felt 519 00:27:01,644 --> 00:27:03,076 like this in school. 520 00:27:03,078 --> 00:27:04,744 Well, your time is up. 521 00:27:05,245 --> 00:27:06,812 Do you use that marker? 522 00:27:06,814 --> 00:27:07,612 No. 523 00:27:07,614 --> 00:27:10,948 Ow! 524 00:27:15,420 --> 00:27:16,720 I'm chilling in the kitchen, door opens, 525 00:27:16,722 --> 00:27:18,755 bang Charlotte is back. 526 00:27:18,757 --> 00:27:18,755 Hi. 527 00:27:18,757 --> 00:27:23,626 I'm back in the house, and the first person I see is, Gary. 528 00:27:23,994 --> 00:27:26,662 Hi Holly! 529 00:27:26,664 --> 00:27:28,363 So, I run down the stairs and I just grab hold of her and 530 00:27:28,365 --> 00:27:30,064 I don't ever want to let her go, she's never leaving 531 00:27:30,066 --> 00:27:31,799 this house again. 532 00:27:31,801 --> 00:27:32,432 Are you pleased? 533 00:27:32,434 --> 00:27:33,866 So pleased. 534 00:27:33,868 --> 00:27:37,669 Much more happy now like, just need to get some tongue on. 535 00:27:37,870 --> 00:27:42,906 [Laughter] 536 00:27:45,075 --> 00:27:48,811 Holly is still insisting that she has fucking cock fright. 537 00:27:49,712 --> 00:27:51,779 So, in a last ditch attempt to try and get her over 538 00:27:51,781 --> 00:27:54,648 this medical condition. 539 00:27:54,650 --> 00:27:56,883 We're going to make pottery penises. 540 00:27:57,284 --> 00:27:59,084 Yeah! 541 00:28:05,057 --> 00:28:06,991 Hello! 542 00:28:07,292 --> 00:28:09,660 This isn't going to help; it's not a real penis. 543 00:28:09,662 --> 00:28:13,196 I'm not scared of clay; I could probably just make a nice pot. 544 00:28:13,198 --> 00:28:14,130 All right, who's first? 545 00:28:14,132 --> 00:28:14,130 Me! 546 00:28:14,132 --> 00:28:17,967 I'm the one with the fright of the cock. 547 00:28:19,035 --> 00:28:22,137 Okay, I'll mold James's then. 548 00:28:22,139 --> 00:28:25,740 This is just bringing back major memories, it's awful. 549 00:28:26,274 --> 00:28:30,744 I'm really not buying Holly's cock fright anymore. 550 00:28:30,746 --> 00:28:33,480 Watching her work that wheel, if she's not missing the cock, 551 00:28:33,482 --> 00:28:35,148 I do not know who is. 552 00:28:35,150 --> 00:28:37,049 Oh my God! 553 00:28:37,051 --> 00:28:39,751 [Laughter] 554 00:28:42,154 --> 00:28:43,721 Marnie, you go next. 555 00:28:47,892 --> 00:28:49,459 Next up is Marnie, so I'm thinking that because she hasn't 556 00:28:49,461 --> 00:28:52,695 had a detailed look at Scott's cock, Holly starts to step in 557 00:28:52,697 --> 00:28:54,963 and starts to consultsy type rule. 558 00:28:54,965 --> 00:28:56,798 Why does it got big curls in it? 559 00:28:56,800 --> 00:28:59,467 It's fine we will cross them off his hands. 560 00:28:59,469 --> 00:29:02,269 So, this is all a little bit awkward, making Scott's cock 561 00:29:02,271 --> 00:29:03,837 with the help of Holly. 562 00:29:03,839 --> 00:29:06,506 Does it really have a very big belland? 563 00:29:06,508 --> 00:29:09,008 She's trying to pull us off saying it's not that big, 564 00:29:09,010 --> 00:29:09,942 but I know she's only saying it because she wants 565 00:29:09,944 --> 00:29:12,778 it again herself. 566 00:29:14,814 --> 00:29:17,482 Things in the house haven't been how I hoped it would be with me 567 00:29:17,484 --> 00:29:20,151 and Sophie, so I feel like I need to speak with her and get 568 00:29:20,153 --> 00:29:22,019 everything out in the open. 569 00:29:22,286 --> 00:29:25,988 Is it hard for you to deal with a family member there? 570 00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:25,988 Ahh. 571 00:29:25,990 --> 00:29:29,324 I'm not having a good time. 572 00:29:29,326 --> 00:29:31,526 Because I've got me family member here. 573 00:29:31,528 --> 00:29:33,961 I don't know what's going on in Marnie's head right now. 574 00:29:33,963 --> 00:29:35,729 Marnie can be really naïve. 575 00:29:35,731 --> 00:29:37,997 I'm not happy, it's making us down because I'm having to talk 576 00:29:37,999 --> 00:29:41,533 about you and Scott, which I don't want to happen. 577 00:29:41,535 --> 00:29:42,901 I got to remain calm because I have to remember 578 00:29:42,903 --> 00:29:44,869 she is me family. 579 00:29:44,871 --> 00:29:48,906 I've got nothing more to say. 580 00:29:48,908 --> 00:29:50,340 So you're going to be like upset, I can't believe 581 00:29:50,342 --> 00:29:52,275 you'd even act like that. 582 00:29:52,277 --> 00:29:53,943 I would never be like that with Sophie, she's being worse 583 00:29:53,945 --> 00:29:56,378 than all the other girls. 584 00:30:05,821 --> 00:30:09,757 I can't believe she's treated us like this, and I'm really angry. 585 00:30:14,862 --> 00:30:16,963 Okay, well Marnie walked off. 586 00:30:16,965 --> 00:30:18,965 Sophie comes back and tells us that her and Marnie 587 00:30:18,967 --> 00:30:21,200 have just had a massive falling out. 588 00:30:21,202 --> 00:30:24,369 So, what do I do now? 589 00:30:24,371 --> 00:30:24,369 Do I feel like I should apologize? 590 00:30:24,371 --> 00:30:27,772 If you apologize now, you look like you've 591 00:30:27,774 --> 00:30:29,240 done something wrong. 592 00:30:29,242 --> 00:30:31,442 Sophie's finally blew her top with Marnie, this should've 593 00:30:31,444 --> 00:30:33,477 happened a long time ago. 594 00:30:33,479 --> 00:30:35,545 I'm quite proud of what you've done because you always take 595 00:30:35,547 --> 00:30:37,980 Marnie's side regardless of right and wrong, and I think 596 00:30:37,982 --> 00:30:38,947 you're really right. 597 00:30:38,949 --> 00:30:38,947 I am too. 598 00:30:38,949 --> 00:30:40,982 I'm a very fair person; I'm very even person. 599 00:30:40,984 --> 00:30:40,982 You have been very fair. 600 00:30:40,984 --> 00:30:45,853 This is Marnie's final bridge as far as the girls are concerned. 601 00:30:45,855 --> 00:30:47,154 And, she just burnt it. 602 00:30:47,156 --> 00:30:50,924 Okay. 603 00:30:52,493 --> 00:30:53,826 So, everyone said what they wanted to do for 604 00:30:53,828 --> 00:30:54,993 the bucket list. 605 00:30:54,995 --> 00:30:58,229 Now, its Gaz's go. 606 00:30:58,231 --> 00:31:00,531 [Inaudible] 607 00:31:00,533 --> 00:31:03,934 One of my bucket list things is called cannoning. 608 00:31:04,201 --> 00:31:06,568 James is worried about it because he can't swim. 609 00:31:09,371 --> 00:31:10,471 James, nice to meet you. 610 00:31:10,473 --> 00:31:11,405 I'm shitting me self. 611 00:31:11,407 --> 00:31:13,073 I've only got me 10-meter badge. 612 00:31:13,075 --> 00:31:13,073 I'm not a good swimmer. 613 00:31:13,075 --> 00:31:16,609 Don't worry about it, we'll look after you. 614 00:31:17,043 --> 00:31:22,513 ¶ 615 00:31:22,515 --> 00:31:25,182 We've got a number of tasks to do, crawling, 616 00:31:25,184 --> 00:31:29,285 sliding, and jumps. 617 00:31:31,187 --> 00:31:32,554 Cannoning is fucking sick; throwing me self off water 618 00:31:32,556 --> 00:31:36,124 falls, crawling through caves, and even fucking rocks. 619 00:31:36,126 --> 00:31:37,525 Loving life. 620 00:31:39,494 --> 00:31:42,562 I feel like I'm in a tropical rainforest, or a jungle. 621 00:31:42,564 --> 00:31:45,965 I can't believe this place is just outside New Castle. 622 00:31:46,266 --> 00:31:48,634 Last jump, biggest of the day. 623 00:31:48,636 --> 00:31:51,103 My favorite jump, it's in three and a half meters of water. 624 00:31:51,370 --> 00:31:54,004 Now, it's on to the big one. 625 00:31:54,006 --> 00:31:55,605 It's now or never. 626 00:31:56,139 --> 00:31:58,406 Fucking hell! 627 00:31:58,408 --> 00:32:00,374 He is just scared of water. 628 00:32:06,447 --> 00:32:06,446 Ahh! 629 00:32:06,448 --> 00:32:14,520 If I died, at least I can say I've died being brave. 630 00:32:14,522 --> 00:32:17,122 I can't believe James, the kid that can't even swim, 631 00:32:17,124 --> 00:32:19,924 has just jumped off that. 632 00:32:19,926 --> 00:32:22,993 Have some other fucking water, you bellands! 633 00:32:22,995 --> 00:32:26,096 [Cheering] 634 00:32:26,098 --> 00:32:28,198 That was so good. 635 00:32:28,666 --> 00:32:30,366 Fuck you, Gaz. 636 00:32:30,368 --> 00:32:34,203 ¶ 637 00:32:34,205 --> 00:32:36,505 Coming into the house, I always thought that me and Sophie would 638 00:32:36,507 --> 00:32:40,274 be dead close, but it just hasn't turned out like that. 639 00:32:43,411 --> 00:32:45,612 Marnie looks upset, Sophie has got to guard her, now if my 640 00:32:45,614 --> 00:32:48,982 cousin came into this house, I'd do anything to look after them, 641 00:32:48,984 --> 00:32:50,416 not give them the cold shoulder. 642 00:32:54,354 --> 00:32:56,321 I've known Sophie for a long time and I must say, 643 00:32:56,323 --> 00:32:58,289 I am disappointed. 644 00:32:58,291 --> 00:33:01,258 The only thing I can point this on, is she's jealous. 645 00:33:06,497 --> 00:33:08,531 The boys have made us feel a lot better about being in the house 646 00:33:08,533 --> 00:33:12,468 because now I feel like I've got someone there to talk to. 647 00:33:13,102 --> 00:33:13,968 Hey. 648 00:33:13,970 --> 00:33:14,568 Look what I've got earlier. 649 00:33:14,570 --> 00:33:15,502 What's that? 650 00:33:15,504 --> 00:33:15,502 My MENSA results have arrived! 651 00:33:15,504 --> 00:33:20,373 I'm so nervous; this could determine my whole future. 652 00:33:20,375 --> 00:33:24,977 You are just below average for qualification. 653 00:33:24,979 --> 00:33:26,912 No! 654 00:33:26,914 --> 00:33:28,446 She's been certified, thick as fuck. 655 00:33:28,448 --> 00:33:31,315 You will not be able to join MENSA. 656 00:33:31,582 --> 00:33:33,516 I'm absolutely fuming, because all the lad's were doing was 657 00:33:33,518 --> 00:33:36,352 distracting me, and I feel like if they weren't there, 658 00:33:36,354 --> 00:33:37,519 I could've actually got in. 659 00:33:37,521 --> 00:33:38,953 Well, at least I've got tits. 660 00:33:38,955 --> 00:33:40,988 MENSA is missing out. 661 00:33:41,322 --> 00:33:43,556 Holly guttered that she didn't get into MENSA, but I don't 662 00:33:43,558 --> 00:33:45,591 have enough to talk about science and shit. 663 00:33:45,593 --> 00:33:47,492 I mean I love atoms. 664 00:33:48,460 --> 00:33:50,360 [Doorbell rings] 665 00:33:50,362 --> 00:33:51,361 Ding-dong. 666 00:33:51,363 --> 00:33:52,662 Why is the doorbell ringing? 667 00:33:52,664 --> 00:33:53,729 Oh! 668 00:33:53,731 --> 00:33:56,932 You all right? 669 00:33:56,934 --> 00:33:57,666 Sophie! 670 00:33:57,668 --> 00:34:00,536 The doorbell rings, it's Joel, maybe he can solve this family 671 00:34:00,538 --> 00:34:03,639 feud between Marnie and Sophie. 672 00:34:03,641 --> 00:34:05,741 Joel come and brings a number of things. 673 00:34:05,743 --> 00:34:08,543 Sophie's going to get shagged, Sophie's going to get drunk, 674 00:34:08,545 --> 00:34:10,077 and Sophie's probably going to have to clean 675 00:34:10,079 --> 00:34:13,680 up Joel's sick, God, Sophie's going to be busy. 676 00:34:13,682 --> 00:34:16,215 Marnie, give him a hug. 677 00:34:16,416 --> 00:34:19,851 I've never met Joel before, but I'm so happy he's here. 678 00:34:19,853 --> 00:34:22,153 Hopefully, he can cheer Sophie up, and make her not be 679 00:34:22,155 --> 00:34:25,623 nasty with us anymore. 680 00:34:33,130 --> 00:34:35,264 I don't want me family to get involved with this. 681 00:34:35,266 --> 00:34:35,264 Why me? 682 00:34:35,266 --> 00:34:37,499 It just sounds like you don't want to be here. 683 00:34:37,501 --> 00:34:39,334 Yeah. 684 00:34:39,336 --> 00:34:41,336 You're cousins though, you should be like proper just 685 00:34:41,338 --> 00:34:47,474 like little team together, just be cousins about it. 686 00:34:47,476 --> 00:34:49,108 Are you all right? 687 00:34:49,110 --> 00:34:50,876 Good, how are you? 688 00:34:51,277 --> 00:34:55,513 Me yourself and Scott, Scott is my best friend here. 689 00:34:55,515 --> 00:34:57,414 Me and him got along well in Australia. 690 00:34:57,416 --> 00:34:59,149 Oh my God, you did? 691 00:35:00,317 --> 00:35:02,518 This is perfect, I've been wanting to get Scott on his own 692 00:35:02,520 --> 00:35:04,853 for ages and it could possibly break the ice 693 00:35:04,855 --> 00:35:06,554 with me and Sophie. 694 00:35:06,556 --> 00:35:08,722 You know what? 695 00:35:10,491 --> 00:35:12,859 Already I like Joel, because he is trying to make things 696 00:35:12,861 --> 00:35:15,094 better with me and Sophie, and I do think that he's the 697 00:35:15,096 --> 00:35:17,563 only one who could. 698 00:35:25,371 --> 00:35:27,305 I've told Marnie before, I don't do dates. 699 00:35:27,307 --> 00:35:28,806 I'm not even sure if it's going to be worth it, even if I get a 700 00:35:28,808 --> 00:35:31,308 cheaty nest at the end of it. 701 00:35:34,845 --> 00:35:36,912 Oh God. 702 00:35:36,914 --> 00:35:38,613 I'm only going to go to have a laugh with Joel, but I'm not 703 00:35:38,615 --> 00:35:41,482 classifying it as a date whatsoever. 704 00:35:44,152 --> 00:35:45,619 What has happened with this house? 705 00:35:45,621 --> 00:35:48,888 And, why are people going on double dates? 706 00:35:52,392 --> 00:35:54,393 Shush, shush. 707 00:35:54,827 --> 00:35:57,295 I think Gary wants Scott more than me, why else would someone 708 00:35:57,297 --> 00:35:59,797 be so bothered that I'm spending time with him? 709 00:36:05,203 --> 00:36:07,837 Poor Scotty T, his head is going to explode, on one hand he's got 710 00:36:07,839 --> 00:36:10,739 Marnie who he fancies and wants to put his dick in, but then 711 00:36:10,741 --> 00:36:13,675 again on the other hand, he's got girls he's mint, who he also 712 00:36:13,677 --> 00:36:16,477 fancies and also wants to put his dick in. 713 00:36:16,744 --> 00:36:19,278 It's just all too much for Scott and his little brain. 714 00:36:20,380 --> 00:36:25,350 ¶ 715 00:36:25,352 --> 00:36:27,385 I'm feeling so nervous about this date. 716 00:36:27,387 --> 00:36:29,520 For one, it's the first time I've spoken with Sophie since 717 00:36:29,522 --> 00:36:33,857 the argument, and two, I've got to deal with Scott's shyness. 718 00:36:36,493 --> 00:36:38,861 This doesn't feel like a date anyways, it just feels like I'm 719 00:36:38,863 --> 00:36:42,231 here with three mates, and one of the birds wants to shag us, 720 00:36:42,233 --> 00:36:43,966 but that's just standard crack. 721 00:36:43,968 --> 00:36:45,367 What was different to get with Holly than it was 722 00:36:45,369 --> 00:36:47,602 with Marnie though? 723 00:36:47,604 --> 00:36:47,602 At least with Holly whenever it happened it was when I was 724 00:36:47,604 --> 00:36:50,972 actually absolutely patron, like mortal mortal drunk. 725 00:36:50,974 --> 00:36:53,207 You still flirt with Holly now though. 726 00:36:53,209 --> 00:36:53,207 Yeah, but it's nothing. 727 00:36:53,209 --> 00:36:56,543 I flirt with everyone, if Marnie wasn't here, I would probably 728 00:36:56,545 --> 00:36:58,411 flirt with a fucking cutlery. 729 00:36:58,413 --> 00:37:00,179 Awh, give him a break man. 730 00:37:00,181 --> 00:37:01,580 I know, it was great. 731 00:37:01,582 --> 00:37:03,281 So, how's things with you and Sophie feel like? 732 00:37:03,283 --> 00:37:05,950 I just feel like I don't want to me real family who is me old 733 00:37:05,952 --> 00:37:08,719 fashioned boat, to get involved with me Geordie Shore family. 734 00:37:08,721 --> 00:37:11,421 Yeah, I wasn't looking at it from your point of view. 735 00:37:11,423 --> 00:37:12,655 And, the last thing I want to do is upset you, 736 00:37:12,657 --> 00:37:14,256 I don't want to see you here. 737 00:37:14,258 --> 00:37:16,691 Sophie, that's the last thing I want to do, is upset you, 738 00:37:16,693 --> 00:37:18,626 I do think that we are close enough to get through it though. 739 00:37:18,628 --> 00:37:18,626 Yeah, cool. 740 00:37:18,628 --> 00:37:22,262 Tonight I was really worried about me and Sophie. 741 00:37:22,264 --> 00:37:24,364 I feel like she is starting to deal with me being in the 742 00:37:24,366 --> 00:37:28,835 house and it's all going to be put behind us. 743 00:37:28,837 --> 00:37:30,903 So, I think Scott finally came around to the fact 744 00:37:30,905 --> 00:37:30,903 that we're on a date. 745 00:37:30,905 --> 00:37:35,340 He's flirting with us all night, being dead touchy feely. 746 00:37:35,342 --> 00:37:38,343 And, I even got a cheapy little kiss in at the end. 747 00:37:38,345 --> 00:37:47,518 ¶ 748 00:37:47,520 --> 00:37:49,853 [Laughter] 749 00:37:50,487 --> 00:37:51,453 Just me and you left, sir? 750 00:37:51,455 --> 00:37:51,453 Nah. 751 00:37:51,455 --> 00:37:54,923 I wonder how they're going on their little double date. 752 00:38:00,229 --> 00:38:02,263 A double date. 753 00:38:02,265 --> 00:38:05,833 Me and Gaz still can't believe that Scotty T is on a date. 754 00:38:05,835 --> 00:38:07,668 I can't wait for the wedding, I just hope they let us 755 00:38:07,670 --> 00:38:09,503 where a vest. 756 00:38:09,837 --> 00:38:14,440 I'm back, let's get pissed, also the couples can go suck 757 00:38:14,442 --> 00:38:16,708 each other off, and then I'll just get fucked. 758 00:38:16,942 --> 00:38:19,343 I'm so pleased you're back, three musketeers. 759 00:38:19,345 --> 00:38:21,745 ¶ 760 00:38:22,246 --> 00:38:24,614 We are absolutely buzzing for tonight, I feel rested, I don't 761 00:38:24,616 --> 00:38:26,816 feel hung over, and I'm ready to get fucking mortal. 762 00:38:27,350 --> 00:38:34,888 ¶ 763 00:38:34,890 --> 00:38:36,789 We get to House of Smith, and the double date lot 764 00:38:36,791 --> 00:38:40,526 are not where to be seen. 765 00:38:40,528 --> 00:38:42,427 But, we are wasting no time, the drinks are out, 766 00:38:42,429 --> 00:38:46,630 the ice is in the cups, let's get on it! 767 00:38:46,632 --> 00:38:50,567 ¶ 768 00:39:02,046 --> 00:39:04,881 I feel like Marnie is a little bit deluded because I don't ever 769 00:39:04,883 --> 00:39:06,816 feel like Scott's going to want to be in a relationship with 770 00:39:06,818 --> 00:39:09,318 her, and it's only going to go one way and that's 771 00:39:09,320 --> 00:39:10,819 a fucking disaster. 772 00:39:14,990 --> 00:39:23,463 ¶ 773 00:39:23,465 --> 00:39:23,463 Scott arrives at the club, and he can't even look me in the 774 00:39:23,465 --> 00:39:28,334 eye, he knows he's going against every lad code we've got. 775 00:39:28,336 --> 00:39:31,970 In the Geordie Shore house, you do not go on a fucking date. 776 00:39:57,796 --> 00:40:00,097 Since the double date crew have come in, 777 00:40:00,099 --> 00:40:02,532 everything has got a little bit awkward. 778 00:40:02,534 --> 00:40:04,934 But, let's cheers to that. 779 00:40:10,806 --> 00:40:13,340 I'm so pleased that I solved everything out with Sophie at 780 00:40:13,342 --> 00:40:15,809 the meal, but as far as the three girls are concerned, 781 00:40:15,811 --> 00:40:18,745 they can all fuck off. 782 00:40:26,653 --> 00:40:28,920 I do like Scott, but I'm getting sick of the way 783 00:40:28,922 --> 00:40:30,721 he's messing with us. 784 00:40:30,723 --> 00:40:32,923 I'm not a toy, if he likes us; he just needs to show it 785 00:40:32,925 --> 00:40:35,125 in front of everyone else. 786 00:40:37,561 --> 00:40:39,161 My main objective when Joel comes up is to show him 787 00:40:39,163 --> 00:40:41,396 how Geordie's drink. 788 00:40:51,372 --> 00:40:54,741 Leave the club, no one's pulled, everyone's mortal. 789 00:40:54,743 --> 00:41:00,179 This is going to be a painful day in the morning. 790 00:41:00,181 --> 00:41:05,984 ¶ 791 00:41:05,986 --> 00:41:07,485 Get up! 792 00:41:07,487 --> 00:41:09,787 Pathetic, pathetic! 793 00:41:09,789 --> 00:41:10,988 Now. 794 00:41:10,990 --> 00:41:12,122 So, we get back to the house, 795 00:41:12,124 --> 00:41:14,724 and Joel is absolutely platted. 796 00:41:14,726 --> 00:41:15,991 You shit yourself? 797 00:41:15,993 --> 00:41:17,926 You fucking shit yourself! 798 00:41:17,928 --> 00:41:20,795 You've got shit on your boxers. 799 00:41:21,396 --> 00:41:22,629 He might look like a Geordie boy, 800 00:41:22,631 --> 00:41:24,163 but he definitely can't drink like one. 801 00:41:32,705 --> 00:41:32,737 ¶