1 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:11,910 Australia was one of the best times of my whole entire life. 2 00:00:11,912 --> 00:00:15,880 ¶ 3 00:00:15,882 --> 00:00:17,715 I got stuck right in the bush, and I spent 4 00:00:17,717 --> 00:00:21,251 half me time downing her. 5 00:00:21,518 --> 00:00:23,151 Australia was amazing. 6 00:00:23,153 --> 00:00:26,821 There was drinking, there was shagging, there was everything. 7 00:00:26,823 --> 00:00:27,788 Look out! 8 00:00:27,790 --> 00:00:28,488 Ahh! 9 00:00:28,490 --> 00:00:31,057 [Lamb's making noise] 10 00:00:31,059 --> 00:00:34,360 More drunkness, more vodka, just more everything! 11 00:00:34,362 --> 00:00:36,195 [Cheering] 12 00:00:36,197 --> 00:00:39,631 It was fight after fight, after all humans. 13 00:00:42,735 --> 00:00:45,603 You stupid little prick, Vicki was tashing on 14 00:00:45,605 --> 00:00:47,271 with everyone in sight. 15 00:00:47,273 --> 00:00:49,506 In a word, incredible. 16 00:00:49,508 --> 00:00:52,308 There was make-ups, there was break ups, there was tears, 17 00:00:52,310 --> 00:00:56,412 what the fuck is going to happen this time? 18 00:00:56,414 --> 00:00:59,481 Geordie Shore is back in New Castle. 19 00:00:59,483 --> 00:01:01,449 Proud to be fucking home! 20 00:01:01,451 --> 00:01:02,683 [Cheering] 21 00:01:02,685 --> 00:01:05,419 We're back with a fucking boom! 22 00:01:05,421 --> 00:01:08,221 ¶ 23 00:01:08,223 --> 00:01:11,324 We're going to go fucking beserk. 24 00:01:11,326 --> 00:01:12,758 Get it! 25 00:01:12,760 --> 00:01:16,061 Ah! 26 00:01:16,063 --> 00:01:19,297 C'mon! 27 00:01:19,299 --> 00:01:20,264 She's a slut! 28 00:01:20,266 --> 00:01:21,131 Whoa, whoa, whoa! 29 00:01:21,133 --> 00:01:24,234 A new bird, whose single, and ready to mingle. 30 00:01:24,236 --> 00:01:24,567 Oh! 31 00:01:24,569 --> 00:01:27,136 I would not want to be a new girl walking in to this house. 32 00:01:27,138 --> 00:01:31,640 She's younger, good crack, and she's got a wicked ass. 33 00:01:33,075 --> 00:01:33,908 More fights. 34 00:01:33,910 --> 00:01:39,013 [Indistinct yelling] 35 00:01:39,015 --> 00:01:40,514 More bunga. 36 00:01:40,516 --> 00:01:44,951 ¶ 37 00:01:44,953 --> 00:01:49,922 More sex, bring it on. 38 00:01:49,924 --> 00:01:52,491 You fucking shit yourself? 39 00:01:52,493 --> 00:01:54,559 I should have a degree in pulling women. 40 00:01:54,561 --> 00:01:56,727 I am a Geordie girl, with a VIP edge. 41 00:01:56,729 --> 00:01:58,962 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 42 00:01:58,964 --> 00:02:00,663 I'm going to get into this house, and I'm going to 43 00:02:00,665 --> 00:02:01,263 tear this place up! 44 00:02:01,265 --> 00:02:03,131 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 45 00:02:03,133 --> 00:02:05,466 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 46 00:02:05,468 --> 00:02:08,502 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 47 00:02:11,539 --> 00:02:14,274 I'm back in New Castle, back in my hometown, 48 00:02:14,276 --> 00:02:15,708 and to top it all off, I'm single. 49 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:16,775 How do you think it's going to be this time? 50 00:02:16,777 --> 00:02:21,513 This is the first time I've been single for years. 51 00:02:21,515 --> 00:02:23,348 Geordie boys, watch out. 52 00:02:23,350 --> 00:02:24,615 ¶ 53 00:02:24,617 --> 00:02:26,516 Did you actually think you could meet some nice boys? 54 00:02:26,518 --> 00:02:29,652 I don't want any boy; I've got cock fright anyway. 55 00:02:29,654 --> 00:02:32,755 I've probably still got a slight touch of cock fright. 56 00:02:32,757 --> 00:02:34,957 Well, have you ever had cock fright before? 57 00:02:34,959 --> 00:02:37,526 I think I brought it back with me from Australia. 58 00:02:37,528 --> 00:02:40,195 Don't really ask me this question! 59 00:02:40,197 --> 00:02:41,129 This guys' lovely! 60 00:02:41,131 --> 00:02:45,099 Yes, he's a lovely boy, and he's great. 61 00:02:47,635 --> 00:02:52,205 I'm back in the fucking war zone. 62 00:02:52,207 --> 00:02:53,673 Leave then you ass hole! 63 00:02:53,675 --> 00:02:56,275 These guys cleaned up in Australia, but the Geordie girls 64 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:59,344 are in for a treat, because we're back in New Castle. 65 00:02:59,346 --> 00:03:02,847 Everything is mint between me and Cass- and yes, she's still 66 00:03:02,849 --> 00:03:05,249 the luckiest girl in the world. 67 00:03:05,251 --> 00:03:06,149 Love you. 68 00:03:06,151 --> 00:03:06,649 Love you too. 69 00:03:06,651 --> 00:03:08,550 There's only one, scrawny little problem. 70 00:03:08,552 --> 00:03:11,853 And, that's Gaz, we're not friends, and I don't really 71 00:03:11,855 --> 00:03:13,254 want to speak to him. 72 00:03:13,256 --> 00:03:17,324 Back into my house. 73 00:03:17,326 --> 00:03:19,826 Well, I'm sure we will see you again. 74 00:03:19,828 --> 00:03:22,028 My grandpa is a legend; he always gives the best advice. 75 00:03:22,030 --> 00:03:24,997 He said don't leave it too late to get into a relationship. 76 00:03:24,999 --> 00:03:26,164 Watch what you're doing. 77 00:03:26,166 --> 00:03:27,798 He don't want me walking around, looking for a girlfriend, 78 00:03:27,800 --> 00:03:31,568 with a fucking walking stick. 79 00:03:31,570 --> 00:03:32,068 Nice to see you. 80 00:03:32,070 --> 00:03:33,702 I hope Charlotte is in a good mood and I think she will now, 81 00:03:33,704 --> 00:03:35,704 because she's got a boyfriend. 82 00:03:35,706 --> 00:03:38,940 Oh, oh, oh, oh my god! 83 00:03:38,942 --> 00:03:42,677 Scrambled, Egg and Toast were so pissed off that I left them 84 00:03:42,679 --> 00:03:44,478 for so long in Australia. 85 00:03:44,480 --> 00:03:47,347 Oh okay, I smell the fish in your car. 86 00:03:47,349 --> 00:03:48,348 Ready to go. 87 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:51,084 Me and Charlotte, we've got boyfriends, but I always had 88 00:03:51,086 --> 00:03:52,285 one and guess what? 89 00:03:52,287 --> 00:03:53,719 Me and you should be in a relationship. 90 00:03:53,721 --> 00:03:56,154 And, I'm not going to let the Geordie Shore house, 91 00:03:56,156 --> 00:03:58,990 or Gary, fuck it up. 92 00:03:59,958 --> 00:04:01,892 Are you okay? 93 00:04:01,894 --> 00:04:02,826 Amazing. 94 00:04:02,828 --> 00:04:05,195 Bye guys! 95 00:04:05,197 --> 00:04:07,397 [Horn beeps] 96 00:04:07,399 --> 00:04:08,598 Ahh! 97 00:04:08,600 --> 00:04:12,735 Let's just relax, have a laugh, and we get a tash on, 98 00:04:12,737 --> 00:04:14,203 we get a tash on. 99 00:04:14,205 --> 00:04:24,112 ¶ 100 00:04:24,114 --> 00:04:24,946 Hello! 101 00:04:24,948 --> 00:04:26,614 Are we the first ones here? 102 00:04:26,616 --> 00:04:27,314 We're home! 103 00:04:27,316 --> 00:04:29,282 This is probably one of the first times, I'm actually at the 104 00:04:29,284 --> 00:04:32,885 house, and I'm looking forward to seeing everyone, I'm even 105 00:04:32,887 --> 00:04:35,020 looking forward to seeing James. 106 00:04:35,022 --> 00:04:36,388 Should we get a drink? 107 00:04:36,390 --> 00:04:36,988 Yup! 108 00:04:36,990 --> 00:04:37,788 You can have wine? 109 00:04:37,790 --> 00:04:38,488 No! 110 00:04:38,490 --> 00:04:38,855 Vodka? 111 00:04:38,857 --> 00:04:41,057 And, we get to start drinking before everyone else. 112 00:04:41,059 --> 00:04:42,425 You made that really strong. 113 00:04:42,427 --> 00:04:43,492 No, it's not that strong. 114 00:04:43,494 --> 00:04:45,560 Only problem is, the only thing to drink out 115 00:04:45,562 --> 00:04:48,729 of are fucking mugs. 116 00:04:48,731 --> 00:04:49,196 What the fuck! 117 00:04:49,198 --> 00:04:51,198 We look like we're having a fucking mud ass meeting. 118 00:04:51,200 --> 00:04:52,699 Me and Holly go out to the garden and we notice that 119 00:04:52,701 --> 00:04:55,401 the "shag pad" has had a bit of a remodel. 120 00:04:55,403 --> 00:04:57,035 Oh, it's got fairy lights in it? 121 00:04:57,037 --> 00:05:00,304 With in about two days, that room is going to have chlamydia. 122 00:05:00,306 --> 00:05:02,939 It's just going to get full of cum. 123 00:05:02,941 --> 00:05:07,143 Massage in a bottle, state of ecstasy or rapture, 124 00:05:07,145 --> 00:05:07,676 what's rapture? 125 00:05:07,678 --> 00:05:10,245 Rapture is like when you're into something. 126 00:05:10,247 --> 00:05:11,079 Not rupture? 127 00:05:11,081 --> 00:05:12,447 No, that hurts. 128 00:05:12,449 --> 00:05:14,282 ¶ 129 00:05:14,284 --> 00:05:16,083 Oh my God, do you hear a car? 130 00:05:16,085 --> 00:05:17,417 Yes! 131 00:05:17,419 --> 00:05:18,284 Who do you think it is? 132 00:05:18,286 --> 00:05:19,218 Gary. 133 00:05:19,220 --> 00:05:19,985 You think its Gary? 134 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,354 That's something new. 135 00:05:24,290 --> 00:05:25,323 God. 136 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:26,657 I hear voices. 137 00:05:26,659 --> 00:05:29,726 Hello? 138 00:05:29,728 --> 00:05:31,160 [Laughter] 139 00:05:31,162 --> 00:05:33,428 What's going on? 140 00:05:33,430 --> 00:05:36,397 So, Gary and Scott walk in, and I'm looking at Scott thinking, 141 00:05:36,399 --> 00:05:37,998 would I want to go there again? 142 00:05:38,000 --> 00:05:41,434 Is he giving me fizzy knickers? 143 00:05:41,436 --> 00:05:43,469 I walk in the house and the first two people I see is Vicki 144 00:05:43,471 --> 00:05:48,807 and Holly, both half cut, drinks waiting, that's right, I'm home. 145 00:05:48,809 --> 00:05:50,074 Everything changed? 146 00:05:50,076 --> 00:05:51,041 Ah-ha-ha! 147 00:05:51,043 --> 00:05:52,575 Executive shag pad. 148 00:05:52,577 --> 00:05:53,509 Where's the boys room? 149 00:05:53,511 --> 00:05:54,943 Yeah, that's the boys' room, now Scott. 150 00:05:54,945 --> 00:05:58,546 This room has actually eight beds. 151 00:05:58,548 --> 00:05:59,179 There's one new person. 152 00:05:59,181 --> 00:06:01,147 So, we've worked out that there's four beds in the girls 153 00:06:01,149 --> 00:06:02,781 room, and four beds in the boys room. 154 00:06:02,783 --> 00:06:05,950 How it, even I know that four times four equals eight. 155 00:06:05,952 --> 00:06:07,518 So, who the fuck is the plus one? 156 00:06:07,520 --> 00:06:11,588 What you do, if it's a girl, and they come in, 157 00:06:11,590 --> 00:06:13,389 and they fancy James? 158 00:06:13,391 --> 00:06:14,923 Ha-ha-ha, that's mint. 159 00:06:14,925 --> 00:06:17,292 I wouldn't know how to handle it; it'd be so funny. 160 00:06:17,294 --> 00:06:19,527 Would you be more like if a girl came in and fancied 161 00:06:19,529 --> 00:06:20,361 James or Scott? 162 00:06:20,363 --> 00:06:23,397 It'd be funny, if she fancied James, it wouldn't be funny for 163 00:06:23,399 --> 00:06:25,599 her if she fancied Scott. 164 00:06:25,601 --> 00:06:26,600 You kind of got dibs. 165 00:06:26,602 --> 00:06:30,203 Yeah, I've got dibs on him. 166 00:06:30,205 --> 00:06:33,573 So, I was in my house, and I was talking about like me 167 00:06:33,575 --> 00:06:34,507 finding a boy or not. 168 00:06:34,509 --> 00:06:37,543 And, she was like, oh I think Scott's dead nice, and I was 169 00:06:37,545 --> 00:06:41,446 like well that- so I just thought I would tell you, blow 170 00:06:41,448 --> 00:06:43,314 your trumpet a little bit. 171 00:06:43,316 --> 00:06:44,581 Ah-ha you've already done that. 172 00:06:44,583 --> 00:06:46,015 It's always weird coming back in this house, 173 00:06:46,017 --> 00:06:47,383 it holds so many memories. 174 00:06:47,385 --> 00:06:49,284 But, fuck it; it's time to make some new ones. 175 00:06:49,286 --> 00:06:53,187 I'm independent and strong on my own, that's my thing. 176 00:06:53,189 --> 00:06:54,021 Right, good. 177 00:06:54,023 --> 00:06:54,855 Join my crew. 178 00:06:54,857 --> 00:06:57,457 Oh God, I'm not quite on your level. 179 00:06:57,459 --> 00:06:58,324 I'm an independent man. 180 00:06:58,326 --> 00:07:01,960 No, you're not, you're a slag. 181 00:07:04,797 --> 00:07:05,696 I'm absolutely buzzing. 182 00:07:05,698 --> 00:07:07,864 I can't wait to get in and see everyone. 183 00:07:07,866 --> 00:07:09,799 And, get absolutely mortal. 184 00:07:09,801 --> 00:07:10,966 Hello? 185 00:07:10,968 --> 00:07:12,667 Hello! 186 00:07:12,669 --> 00:07:14,201 Hi! 187 00:07:14,203 --> 00:07:16,336 I thought it was going to be awkward between me and Gary, 188 00:07:16,338 --> 00:07:21,841 but shock, he's acting like nothings even happened. 189 00:07:21,843 --> 00:07:23,242 [Horn beeping] 190 00:07:23,244 --> 00:07:24,610 Woo-Hoo! 191 00:07:24,612 --> 00:07:26,545 Yeah! 192 00:07:27,113 --> 00:07:29,114 Sophie and Charlotte! 193 00:07:29,116 --> 00:07:30,715 All of a sudden we hear a fucking noise outside, 194 00:07:30,717 --> 00:07:34,218 and I knew it was Sophie and Charlotte. 195 00:07:34,220 --> 00:07:37,821 So, we decide to hide from them. 196 00:07:37,823 --> 00:07:39,857 Whoa! 197 00:07:39,859 --> 00:07:40,457 [Cheering] 198 00:07:40,459 --> 00:07:43,226 Charlotte's walked in with her fucking fish; I don't know which 199 00:07:43,228 --> 00:07:48,364 box smells worse, the fishes or hers. 200 00:07:48,366 --> 00:07:49,798 Cheers everyone! 201 00:07:49,800 --> 00:07:53,668 [Cheering] 202 00:07:53,670 --> 00:07:55,770 So, we've got the whole squad, back in New Castle, 203 00:07:55,772 --> 00:07:58,072 and we're going to do what Geordie's do best, 204 00:07:58,074 --> 00:08:00,707 and that's get fucking loose. 205 00:08:00,709 --> 00:08:02,108 Fuck! 206 00:08:02,110 --> 00:08:05,044 Oh! 207 00:08:05,046 --> 00:08:06,145 This is so cute! 208 00:08:06,147 --> 00:08:09,414 I'm really worried that I'm going to start to miss Mitch too 209 00:08:09,416 --> 00:08:10,615 much while I'm in the house. 210 00:08:10,617 --> 00:08:14,685 So, I've brought something to remind us of him. 211 00:08:14,852 --> 00:08:15,818 Close your eyes. 212 00:08:15,820 --> 00:08:19,955 Oh my goodness, I'm so interested. 213 00:08:19,957 --> 00:08:21,890 Surprise! 214 00:08:21,892 --> 00:08:23,424 [Laughter] 215 00:08:23,426 --> 00:08:26,593 What type of bony, boiler, belland gets a fucking picture 216 00:08:26,595 --> 00:08:28,861 of their fucking boyfriend printed on their pillowcase? 217 00:08:28,863 --> 00:08:31,096 Looks like he's in the bed. 218 00:08:31,098 --> 00:08:33,164 I hope Mitch knows what he's letting himself in for. 219 00:08:33,166 --> 00:08:36,000 Poor kid is probably changing gag somewhere, waiting for her 220 00:08:36,002 --> 00:08:37,201 to get back. 221 00:08:37,203 --> 00:08:40,237 Oh my God, I live with a psychopath. 222 00:08:40,239 --> 00:08:42,572 Which little fucker is sleeping here? 223 00:08:42,574 --> 00:08:45,107 Everyone thinks it's going to be a boy, but I don't know, 224 00:08:45,109 --> 00:08:46,308 it might be a girl. 225 00:08:46,310 --> 00:08:48,476 I'm hoping. 226 00:08:48,478 --> 00:08:52,313 I'm thinking, if a girl walks in that door, and she's skinny, 227 00:08:52,315 --> 00:08:56,216 pretty, what the fuck am I going to do? 228 00:08:56,218 --> 00:08:57,383 Let's put bet on! 229 00:08:57,385 --> 00:08:58,250 Boy! 230 00:08:58,252 --> 00:08:59,050 Boy! 231 00:08:59,052 --> 00:08:59,383 Boy! 232 00:08:59,385 --> 00:09:02,119 It's got to be a boy, there's only three boys in this house, 233 00:09:02,121 --> 00:09:03,220 and four girls. 234 00:09:03,222 --> 00:09:05,255 I think a boy, I think two birds. 235 00:09:05,257 --> 00:09:05,855 No! 236 00:09:05,857 --> 00:09:07,089 Never, never. 237 00:09:07,091 --> 00:09:09,157 We're having shots, we're having a laugh, there's eight beds, 238 00:09:09,159 --> 00:09:11,826 someone new has got to walk through that door. 239 00:09:11,828 --> 00:09:13,194 [Group yells in sync] 240 00:09:13,196 --> 00:09:14,195 One last shot! 241 00:09:14,197 --> 00:09:14,929 One last shot! 242 00:09:14,931 --> 00:09:16,764 And, that could ruin all this! 243 00:09:16,766 --> 00:09:18,732 [Cheering] 244 00:09:18,734 --> 00:09:23,470 ¶ 245 00:09:23,472 --> 00:09:27,540 I'm Marnie, I'm 20, I'm a natural beauty, real boobs, 246 00:09:27,542 --> 00:09:30,376 real hair, and a really good ass. 247 00:09:30,378 --> 00:09:32,511 My only motto in life, is have no regrets, 248 00:09:32,513 --> 00:09:34,646 and live everyday like it's your last. 249 00:09:34,648 --> 00:09:35,279 How do you feel babe? 250 00:09:35,281 --> 00:09:38,482 I'm a little bit nervous about Sophie, but she's me cousin, 251 00:09:38,484 --> 00:09:39,082 she should be happy. 252 00:09:39,084 --> 00:09:42,418 I don't know how she'll feel about me coming into her 253 00:09:42,420 --> 00:09:43,051 Geordie Shore family. 254 00:09:43,053 --> 00:09:45,186 How do you think everyone else is going to react? 255 00:09:45,188 --> 00:09:47,988 I'm part of her real family, so we'll just have 256 00:09:47,990 --> 00:09:48,855 to see the reaction. 257 00:09:48,857 --> 00:09:53,993 You're beautiful, beautiful fresh meat. 258 00:09:58,765 --> 00:09:59,397 [Doorbell rings] 259 00:09:59,399 --> 00:10:02,066 Because I'm Sophie's cousin, everyone knows who I am. 260 00:10:02,068 --> 00:10:05,169 I just really hope that pleased to see us. 261 00:10:05,171 --> 00:10:05,969 Hello! 262 00:10:05,971 --> 00:10:07,003 Oh! 263 00:10:07,005 --> 00:10:07,603 Oh! 264 00:10:07,605 --> 00:10:09,671 What the fuck is she doing here? 265 00:10:09,673 --> 00:10:12,373 Fuck me; this is going to stir things around a lot. 266 00:10:12,375 --> 00:10:13,774 What the hell? 267 00:10:13,776 --> 00:10:19,079 [Group laughs] 268 00:10:19,081 --> 00:10:20,880 Her ass is hanging out. 269 00:10:20,882 --> 00:10:22,781 Oh my God. 270 00:10:22,783 --> 00:10:23,782 Classy. 271 00:10:23,784 --> 00:10:25,750 It's me baby cousin, Marnie. 272 00:10:25,752 --> 00:10:28,085 What the fuck is she even doing here? 273 00:10:28,087 --> 00:10:34,257 ¶ 274 00:10:34,259 --> 00:10:34,957 Hello. 275 00:10:34,959 --> 00:10:38,460 It's Marnie. 276 00:10:38,462 --> 00:10:40,428 I'm freaking out, my baby cousin's here. 277 00:10:40,430 --> 00:10:42,763 Am I supposed to protect her, what happens if people saddle 278 00:10:42,765 --> 00:10:44,998 up, what happens if she has an argument? 279 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,900 I'm not going to split up away from the girls, I don't know, 280 00:10:47,902 --> 00:10:50,135 so many things are going through me mind. 281 00:10:50,137 --> 00:10:53,738 I can't believe me little cousin's here. 282 00:10:54,506 --> 00:10:58,141 If it was me, I would feel a bit like, this is my house. 283 00:10:58,143 --> 00:10:59,342 I'm in chuck. 284 00:10:59,344 --> 00:11:01,944 I'm buzzing to have Marnie in the house, she's good crack, 285 00:11:01,946 --> 00:11:03,745 and she's also fucking nuts, she'll be a perfect 286 00:11:03,747 --> 00:11:05,413 addition to the Geordie Shore house. 287 00:11:05,415 --> 00:11:08,115 So, Marnie looks like she's getting really close to Scott. 288 00:11:08,117 --> 00:11:09,483 And, she looks a little bit flirty with him. 289 00:11:09,485 --> 00:11:11,685 All swap with the middle bed and you know, you're near the girl's 290 00:11:11,687 --> 00:11:13,753 room, so you can just hear them. 291 00:11:13,755 --> 00:11:14,086 No! 292 00:11:14,088 --> 00:11:15,954 You can sandwich between me and Gary. 293 00:11:15,956 --> 00:11:17,221 I'm sleeping with one of them. 294 00:11:17,223 --> 00:11:18,455 No! 295 00:11:18,457 --> 00:11:21,324 By coming in here straight away, and flirting with the boys in 296 00:11:21,326 --> 00:11:24,860 front of the girls, this is a recipe for fucking disaster. 297 00:11:24,862 --> 00:11:27,796 I don't really know which way to turn, I've got Gary on me left, 298 00:11:27,798 --> 00:11:30,999 Scott on right, I'm loving it. 299 00:11:39,341 --> 00:11:43,010 Yes, I am intimidated, she is fucking gorgeous, 300 00:11:43,012 --> 00:11:45,712 and I can't compete with her. 301 00:11:45,714 --> 00:11:46,679 Hey, hey! 302 00:11:46,681 --> 00:11:48,280 To Marnie! 303 00:11:48,282 --> 00:11:49,547 I don't know how the other girls, are going to take to 304 00:11:49,549 --> 00:11:53,350 Marnie being in the house, I recon they might get jealous, 305 00:11:53,352 --> 00:11:54,884 because she's younger, good crack, 306 00:11:54,886 --> 00:11:56,952 and she's got a wicked ass. 307 00:11:56,954 --> 00:11:59,688 I'm a nice lass, I thought you'd be happy to see us. 308 00:11:59,690 --> 00:12:00,922 I'm buzzing. 309 00:12:00,924 --> 00:12:02,189 Marnie's nice. 310 00:12:02,191 --> 00:12:03,156 She's a lovely girl. 311 00:12:03,158 --> 00:12:05,291 I'm not disputing her. 312 00:12:10,330 --> 00:12:12,064 The fact is, she's Sophie's cousin. 313 00:12:12,066 --> 00:12:13,932 Fact also is, she's a new girl coming in here. 314 00:12:13,934 --> 00:12:18,069 This makes things awkward and difficult, and different, okay? 315 00:12:18,071 --> 00:12:20,471 That is my baby cousin, and is practically me sister, 316 00:12:20,473 --> 00:12:23,273 and I'm just going to have to stick up for her. 317 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,475 You've got me that's fine, but the thing is, 318 00:12:25,477 --> 00:12:27,343 they're going to be bitchy -- 319 00:12:27,345 --> 00:12:29,211 Everything's going to change, everything's going to be 320 00:12:29,213 --> 00:12:32,747 stranger, everything's going to be a different dynamic. 321 00:12:32,749 --> 00:12:36,817 Marnie's arrival definitely put Sophie in an awkward position. 322 00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:39,719 Marnie is already flirting with the lads. 323 00:12:39,721 --> 00:12:41,721 I've got the nicest ass -- 324 00:12:41,723 --> 00:12:43,456 I think mine is better. 325 00:12:43,458 --> 00:12:45,958 Turn around, get a look. 326 00:12:46,059 --> 00:12:47,059 Oh shit. 327 00:12:47,061 --> 00:12:56,535 Marnie will fit in this house like a hand or a glove. 328 00:12:56,537 --> 00:13:00,005 I'd love to get with Marnie, but it's a mate of my ex girlfriend, 329 00:13:00,007 --> 00:13:03,274 also is Sophie's cousin, and the amount of shit I would get in 330 00:13:03,276 --> 00:13:07,911 because of Charlotte it isn't worth it. 331 00:13:13,250 --> 00:13:15,918 Don't get us wrong, Gary is really good looking but I'm 332 00:13:15,920 --> 00:13:19,755 looking at Scott, and he's got these amazing blue eyes. 333 00:13:19,757 --> 00:13:20,188 Out of 10. 334 00:13:20,190 --> 00:13:21,956 It's making us get funny flirty already. 335 00:13:21,958 --> 00:13:23,157 I love them, I love them. 336 00:13:23,159 --> 00:13:25,959 So, Marnie is getting really close to Scott, and I'm 337 00:13:25,961 --> 00:13:29,495 thinking, oh this is a bit awkward, like, me and him 338 00:13:29,497 --> 00:13:31,230 used to flirt sometimes. 339 00:13:31,232 --> 00:13:32,598 Looks like he's got another girl now. 340 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:34,633 At the end of the day, you're just going to go off and 341 00:13:34,635 --> 00:13:36,134 do what you want? 342 00:13:36,136 --> 00:13:43,541 [Indistinct flirting with each other] 343 00:13:43,543 --> 00:13:46,944 if Scott sleeps with Marnie, that would be like, her having 344 00:13:46,946 --> 00:13:47,911 my sloppy seconds. 345 00:13:47,913 --> 00:13:50,947 And, I wouldn't be having it back. 346 00:13:50,949 --> 00:13:53,382 You enjoy what you want, but I'm not saying, I'm obviously 347 00:13:53,384 --> 00:13:55,217 not going to be jealous because I would. 348 00:13:55,219 --> 00:13:58,353 If Marnie gets with Scott, it's all going to kick off. 349 00:13:58,355 --> 00:14:01,422 To be honest, it's dangerous for Marnie to come in the house and 350 00:14:01,424 --> 00:14:03,657 get with any of the lads. 351 00:14:03,659 --> 00:14:08,962 One, two, three cheers! 352 00:14:10,064 --> 00:14:12,398 It's the first night, back in New Castle, and I'm 353 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,599 hitting flirty eyes. 354 00:14:13,601 --> 00:14:16,868 Hay Hoo, Hay Hoo! 355 00:14:16,870 --> 00:14:19,971 I'm not going to smash it, and hopefully Marnie as well. 356 00:14:19,973 --> 00:14:28,846 ¶ 357 00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:29,847 So far, so good. 358 00:14:29,849 --> 00:14:31,982 There's no bitching that's going on, if it's like this for 359 00:14:31,984 --> 00:14:34,718 the rest of the whole time, I'll be buzzing! 360 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:43,226 ¶ 361 00:14:43,228 --> 00:14:46,262 I can see that Marnie is getting sexy trying to get on Scott, 362 00:14:46,264 --> 00:14:48,697 because she's putting her bum where his willy is, and she's 363 00:14:48,699 --> 00:14:54,235 grinding on him, and that is not going to happen under my nose. 364 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:06,279 So, I'm talking to Sophie, and she's trying to warn us off 365 00:15:06,281 --> 00:15:10,216 Scott, but I'm always going to do what I want. 366 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:18,190 Me and Charlotte are having a laugh, 367 00:15:18,192 --> 00:15:20,625 and we're kind of flirting, shit. 368 00:15:20,792 --> 00:15:22,492 She's got a boyfriend. 369 00:15:29,032 --> 00:15:31,466 What's a crack, Gaz is all over Charlotte. 370 00:15:31,468 --> 00:15:34,068 And, she's got a lad, they're both mortal drunk, and 371 00:15:34,070 --> 00:15:37,571 they need to be careful. 372 00:15:50,484 --> 00:15:53,719 So, Vickie happened to go to me, telling me not to pull Marnie, 373 00:15:53,721 --> 00:15:54,553 what's a crack there? 374 00:15:54,555 --> 00:15:58,557 She must be after Charlotte as well. 375 00:16:00,993 --> 00:16:03,894 I don't want anything to happen between them, because yes it 376 00:16:03,896 --> 00:16:06,162 is stepping on my toes. 377 00:16:06,164 --> 00:16:09,332 And, I thought as a good friend that Scott is, he would be a 378 00:16:09,334 --> 00:16:11,834 little bit more respectful about one of his good friends 379 00:16:11,836 --> 00:16:12,334 in the house. 380 00:16:12,336 --> 00:16:13,435 Why's everyone kicking off me? 381 00:16:13,437 --> 00:16:15,503 She's the one who's came on to me. 382 00:16:15,505 --> 00:16:16,937 It's not my fault she fancy's this. 383 00:16:16,939 --> 00:16:20,974 Charlotte is so fucking pissed; she's obviously forgot that 384 00:16:20,976 --> 00:16:23,977 she's got a boyfriend. 385 00:16:23,979 --> 00:16:26,946 I've got to take her home. 386 00:16:27,480 --> 00:16:30,782 I've got to intervene, I've got to stop this, I just don't want 387 00:16:30,784 --> 00:16:32,750 her to fuck stuff up with Mitch. 388 00:16:32,752 --> 00:16:35,586 Charlotte, Charlotte. 389 00:16:35,588 --> 00:16:38,889 I'm absolutely smashed, and shocked I have to go 390 00:16:38,891 --> 00:16:41,291 home first again. 391 00:16:49,933 --> 00:16:52,067 C'mon baby. 392 00:16:52,069 --> 00:16:53,435 I've got you. 393 00:16:55,504 --> 00:16:57,571 You need to be strong. 394 00:16:57,573 --> 00:16:59,472 Otherwise you're going to break Mitch's heart. 395 00:16:59,474 --> 00:17:04,009 Vicki thinks that Gary now knows that I'm in love with Mitch, 396 00:17:04,011 --> 00:17:06,644 and wants to change that. 397 00:17:06,646 --> 00:17:10,214 I'm still too drunk to even know what's going on. 398 00:17:11,182 --> 00:17:17,287 ¶ 399 00:17:17,289 --> 00:17:21,591 So, we get back, and we're absolutely fucking hammered. 400 00:17:21,593 --> 00:17:23,492 It's been a decent first night. 401 00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:24,526 We're back, aye aye. 402 00:17:24,528 --> 00:17:27,762 Charlotte, Charlotte let him have it, let him have it. 403 00:17:27,764 --> 00:17:29,597 This is yours. 404 00:17:29,599 --> 00:17:30,898 It's less calories for you. 405 00:17:30,900 --> 00:17:32,165 Me and Charlotte are running around the kitchen, having a 406 00:17:32,167 --> 00:17:36,102 laugh as friends, everyone else panics, thinks we're flirting, 407 00:17:36,104 --> 00:17:37,136 and breaks it up. 408 00:17:37,138 --> 00:17:39,638 That's yours, that's a nice little bite there. 409 00:17:39,640 --> 00:17:40,505 Charlotte? 410 00:17:40,507 --> 00:17:42,006 I want a word with you mate. 411 00:17:42,008 --> 00:17:45,876 Charlotte and Gary are flirting. 412 00:17:45,878 --> 00:17:51,381 Gary is me friend, Sophie and Vicki need to take a chill pill. 413 00:17:54,852 --> 00:17:57,854 We're finally in a good place where we can just be friends, 414 00:17:57,856 --> 00:18:02,925 and just like anyone else in the house, we're having a laugh. 415 00:18:05,295 --> 00:18:07,195 Get over it. 416 00:18:07,197 --> 00:18:07,795 Are you all right? 417 00:18:07,797 --> 00:18:12,099 So, I'm back at the house, there's tension between me 418 00:18:12,101 --> 00:18:14,501 and Holly, she's ignored us all night, I just want to 419 00:18:14,503 --> 00:18:15,635 clear the air now. 420 00:18:15,637 --> 00:18:18,170 What's the crack with you and Scott? 421 00:18:18,172 --> 00:18:21,072 Umm, nothing. 422 00:18:21,074 --> 00:18:24,241 There's no crack, obviously, when there's no one else we 423 00:18:24,243 --> 00:18:27,344 get with each other's minds, that's it really. 424 00:18:27,346 --> 00:18:29,546 Holly is clearly bothered about me and Scott, she's trying to 425 00:18:29,548 --> 00:18:31,915 make out, and put on a front and say she's not, but her 426 00:18:31,917 --> 00:18:33,816 face is saying it all. 427 00:18:33,818 --> 00:18:36,985 I'm not saying that if you got with him, I wouldn't be jealous, 428 00:18:36,987 --> 00:18:38,219 because I would. 429 00:18:38,221 --> 00:18:38,586 Okay. 430 00:18:38,588 --> 00:18:41,755 Like, it's a girl thing; do you know what I mean? 431 00:18:41,757 --> 00:18:42,222 Yeah, I do. 432 00:18:42,224 --> 00:18:43,623 So, the ball is in Marnie's court now. 433 00:18:43,625 --> 00:18:45,925 Like, I've told her everything how I feel. 434 00:18:45,927 --> 00:18:49,361 You know how I feel about it, you act upon that. 435 00:18:49,363 --> 00:18:49,828 Yeah, okay. 436 00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:52,297 If she did actually getting with Scott, it would just be 437 00:18:52,299 --> 00:18:54,032 completely disrespectful towards me. 438 00:18:54,034 --> 00:18:56,834 I did actually think that I liked Scott more than anything. 439 00:18:56,836 --> 00:19:01,205 Okay, well Sophie -- 440 00:19:03,041 --> 00:19:06,943 I'm hearing everyone outside, talking about us. 441 00:19:10,113 --> 00:19:10,745 I can see you looking. 442 00:19:10,747 --> 00:19:12,980 It doesn't matter how many people are trying to tell me and 443 00:19:12,982 --> 00:19:15,515 Scott not to go there, we both fancy each other, 444 00:19:15,517 --> 00:19:17,083 it's just going to happen. 445 00:19:17,384 --> 00:19:20,319 Yo, yo, yo, you okay? 446 00:19:20,321 --> 00:19:21,620 So, I go into Marnie's room, and I'm just going to give her a 447 00:19:21,622 --> 00:19:26,558 shitty kiss goodnight, so if she does want to snuggle. 448 00:19:28,794 --> 00:19:31,695 Scott is a really good kisser, I give him a 10 out of 10, 449 00:19:31,697 --> 00:19:34,631 and it's made me fancy him even more. 450 00:19:37,267 --> 00:19:39,835 We're all in the garden, and all the while, the only two people 451 00:19:39,837 --> 00:19:45,240 who are missing from this situation is Scott and Marnie. 452 00:19:47,509 --> 00:19:51,044 Let's go, let's go, this isn't right. 453 00:19:53,680 --> 00:19:56,882 I'm trying to fucking help you, you're on shit. 454 00:19:56,884 --> 00:19:59,117 And, I'm sorry, I might look like a cock block, but I 455 00:19:59,119 --> 00:20:01,819 couldn't give a fuck because it's going to be me who has to 456 00:20:01,821 --> 00:20:05,422 pick up the fucking pieces when Marnie fucks up everything. 457 00:20:05,424 --> 00:20:08,458 I don't really care what they think; I've got what I wanted; 458 00:20:08,460 --> 00:20:10,860 now I'm going to bed happy. 459 00:20:10,862 --> 00:20:14,496 I told you, I felt at the right moment, I didn't wait for it, 460 00:20:14,498 --> 00:20:17,398 I didn't wait till after, and then be like ohhh. 461 00:20:17,400 --> 00:20:20,200 Right now, I'm really fucking angry about it. 462 00:20:20,202 --> 00:20:24,370 I told you exactly the right fucking time. 463 00:20:24,372 --> 00:20:26,238 Well, you told me something, which wasn't relevant. 464 00:20:26,240 --> 00:20:28,406 And, I know that Marnie is skinnier, and that she's 465 00:20:28,408 --> 00:20:30,441 prettier than me, and that's obviously the reason that 466 00:20:30,443 --> 00:20:31,341 he's going to go for her. 467 00:20:31,343 --> 00:20:33,476 When people are gorgeous, then I'm going to do it. 468 00:20:33,478 --> 00:20:36,612 Okay, Scott, well that's just fucking childish as fuck. 469 00:20:36,779 --> 00:20:37,945 I don't know. 470 00:20:37,947 --> 00:20:39,313 I'm absolutely naggered. 471 00:20:39,315 --> 00:20:40,447 It's a good job he didn't stay the night, 472 00:20:40,449 --> 00:20:43,316 because I started spewing over. 473 00:20:43,318 --> 00:20:45,951 Eventually I put me self to bed, and on the corner of my eye, 474 00:20:45,953 --> 00:20:51,890 in comes Charlotte, steps to the bottom of me bed, falls off, 475 00:20:51,892 --> 00:20:55,026 drops her pants. 476 00:20:55,028 --> 00:21:00,097 Everyone knows me, I pull me pants down, on the occasion I 477 00:21:00,099 --> 00:21:04,401 was probably going to have a wee on the floor. 478 00:21:07,338 --> 00:21:08,371 Mitch? 479 00:21:08,438 --> 00:21:10,572 I'm called Gary, but your boyfriend's called Mitch. 480 00:21:10,574 --> 00:21:13,508 Yeah, he's a really nice lad. 481 00:21:16,078 --> 00:21:17,378 You can have some. 482 00:21:17,380 --> 00:21:20,147 Not only did Charlotte just call me Mitch, she just said, okay 483 00:21:20,149 --> 00:21:21,214 Gary you can have some. 484 00:21:21,216 --> 00:21:26,285 I'm not entirely sure what that means, but Charlotte go to bed. 485 00:21:26,419 --> 00:21:28,353 Ow! 486 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:36,126 ¶ 487 00:21:41,599 --> 00:21:42,098 What the hell! 488 00:21:42,100 --> 00:21:44,200 The first night she gets here, she's already tashing 489 00:21:44,202 --> 00:21:46,335 on with people. 490 00:21:46,337 --> 00:21:49,604 It's the morning after, and all the girls want to do is 491 00:21:49,606 --> 00:21:50,838 bitch about Marnie. 492 00:21:50,840 --> 00:21:53,907 I don't fucking no what's going on. 493 00:21:53,909 --> 00:21:57,343 Last night she was asking me about Scott, and I'm like I'm 494 00:21:57,345 --> 00:22:02,214 telling you now, if you did get with him, I would be jealous. 495 00:22:02,216 --> 00:22:04,282 She actually said to me, that she fancied Scott 496 00:22:04,284 --> 00:22:05,449 more than Gary. 497 00:22:05,451 --> 00:22:08,018 Obviously, I can't say anything. 498 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:09,519 You can though. 499 00:22:09,521 --> 00:22:10,720 I just don't get it. 500 00:22:10,722 --> 00:22:12,455 I feel like Marnie is going about this the 501 00:22:12,457 --> 00:22:13,055 completely wrong way. 502 00:22:13,057 --> 00:22:15,257 Like, the first thing she should've been doing is trying 503 00:22:15,259 --> 00:22:17,592 to get in with the girls, not going for boys who got 504 00:22:17,594 --> 00:22:20,127 history with girls in this house. 505 00:22:20,129 --> 00:22:22,028 Everyone picks something they always want to do, 506 00:22:22,030 --> 00:22:22,728 almost like a bucket list. 507 00:22:22,730 --> 00:22:23,495 I want to ride the motorbike. 508 00:22:23,497 --> 00:22:26,464 I want to do something new, and different and interesting. 509 00:22:26,466 --> 00:22:30,134 I want to get everyone together and make a bucket list; 510 00:22:30,136 --> 00:22:31,535 it's going to be amazing. 511 00:22:31,537 --> 00:22:33,637 I want to learn how to fly a plane. 512 00:22:33,639 --> 00:22:36,906 I want to be fired out of a canon into a lake. 513 00:22:36,908 --> 00:22:38,073 You do that. 514 00:22:38,075 --> 00:22:39,474 There's pure load of the things on my bucket list. 515 00:22:39,476 --> 00:22:41,843 Get fired out of a canon into a lake, and find a Loch Ness 516 00:22:41,845 --> 00:22:43,444 Monster and fuckin' chin it. 517 00:22:43,446 --> 00:22:46,747 So, I've decided that I want to expand my mind, and I want 518 00:22:46,749 --> 00:22:49,616 to be involved in MENSA. 519 00:22:51,085 --> 00:22:51,751 [Giggles] 520 00:22:51,753 --> 00:22:55,254 I would like to have chickens, like live ones. 521 00:22:55,256 --> 00:22:55,721 To lay eggs? 522 00:22:55,723 --> 00:22:58,123 So, Charlotte is saying that she wants to get some chickens, she 523 00:22:58,125 --> 00:23:00,925 does have a few things in common with them, like pissing and 524 00:23:00,927 --> 00:23:02,126 shitting everywhere. 525 00:23:02,128 --> 00:23:03,427 So, is that everything? 526 00:23:03,429 --> 00:23:03,794 Yeah. 527 00:23:03,796 --> 00:23:06,163 I don't know whose got more chance of doing what, Holly 528 00:23:06,165 --> 00:23:09,533 getting into MENSA or Scott meeting the Loch Ness 529 00:23:09,535 --> 00:23:11,468 fucking monster. 530 00:23:11,470 --> 00:23:13,937 Hi, ah, is this the chicken line? 531 00:23:13,939 --> 00:23:17,006 My bucket list suggestion is going first, it's up there with 532 00:23:17,008 --> 00:23:19,008 the best, it's main priority. 533 00:23:19,010 --> 00:23:20,175 It's underway right now! 534 00:23:20,177 --> 00:23:24,612 I was wondering, if you have hens that we could come and see. 535 00:23:24,614 --> 00:23:27,081 So, I'm ringing the chicken line. 536 00:23:27,083 --> 00:23:30,951 We're going to come down soon and have a look at them. 537 00:23:30,953 --> 00:23:31,618 So, we'll see you soon. 538 00:23:31,620 --> 00:23:34,387 I'm so buzzing, me and the girls get to pick up the chickens 539 00:23:34,389 --> 00:23:39,024 today, that means first thing, tick tock, off our bucket list. 540 00:23:39,026 --> 00:23:43,294 So, we get to the chicken farm, and there's chickens everywhere! 541 00:23:43,296 --> 00:23:45,929 Chicken on the left, chicken on the right, chicken in the front, 542 00:23:45,931 --> 00:23:50,500 it's meeting us, want a Cindy dinner? 543 00:23:50,502 --> 00:23:52,034 Have they got big brims? 544 00:23:52,036 --> 00:23:53,969 They're not as daft as people think they are. 545 00:23:53,971 --> 00:23:54,736 Ahh! 546 00:23:54,738 --> 00:23:57,572 Don't scare them! 547 00:23:57,574 --> 00:24:00,908 [chicken noises] 548 00:24:00,910 --> 00:24:03,310 So, Charlotte's got a chicken, and we need to name it. 549 00:24:03,312 --> 00:24:04,878 What do you want to call her? 550 00:24:04,880 --> 00:24:05,245 Rachel. 551 00:24:05,247 --> 00:24:07,780 Right, now Vicki it's your time to catch yours. 552 00:24:07,782 --> 00:24:08,847 I can do this. 553 00:24:08,849 --> 00:24:09,414 It's chicken time! 554 00:24:09,416 --> 00:24:13,885 I am absolutely atrocious at catching chickens. 555 00:24:13,887 --> 00:24:15,086 I don't want it. 556 00:24:15,088 --> 00:24:18,923 Charlotte on the other hand, is exceptional at 557 00:24:18,925 --> 00:24:21,792 catching chickens. 558 00:24:21,794 --> 00:24:22,793 Oh my gosh! 559 00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:23,493 Quick! 560 00:24:23,495 --> 00:24:24,260 Chicken time! 561 00:24:24,262 --> 00:24:27,564 It's going to be funny, it's going to be funny. 562 00:24:27,566 --> 00:24:29,532 I'll let you call this one. 563 00:24:29,534 --> 00:24:36,171 We decided to name the chickens, Rachel and Elizabeth. 564 00:24:36,173 --> 00:24:37,705 I don't know why. 565 00:24:37,707 --> 00:24:38,372 I can smell chicken shit. 566 00:24:38,374 --> 00:24:40,307 If it smells like that, in the box, then what the fucks it 567 00:24:40,309 --> 00:24:41,875 going to smell like in the house? 568 00:24:41,877 --> 00:24:43,877 That's what I thought. 569 00:24:43,879 --> 00:24:44,377 So disgusting. 570 00:24:44,379 --> 00:24:48,581 I'm never going in the garden, it's going to stink constantly. 571 00:24:49,215 --> 00:24:50,982 Oh my God! 572 00:24:50,984 --> 00:24:52,783 [Gagging] 573 00:24:54,118 --> 00:24:57,420 Like I've got the gas like going in me face. 574 00:24:57,422 --> 00:25:00,556 It smells like pure diarrhea. 575 00:25:00,857 --> 00:25:02,057 I feel sick. 576 00:25:02,059 --> 00:25:03,291 Shh, we've got to sneak it. 577 00:25:03,293 --> 00:25:04,625 So, we get home, we're racing Rachel and Elizabeth to the rest 578 00:25:04,627 --> 00:25:07,361 of the house, and the boys are buzzing to see the chickens 579 00:25:07,363 --> 00:25:11,031 because they know it's full of protein. 580 00:25:11,932 --> 00:25:14,333 [Gobble noises] 581 00:25:14,335 --> 00:25:15,567 Oh my God, I almost, I almost got it! 582 00:25:15,569 --> 00:25:17,535 Charlotte's got a bit carried away, she seems to think, 583 00:25:17,537 --> 00:25:21,138 to know the chicken, she has to be a chicken, 584 00:25:21,140 --> 00:25:24,207 so she's eating worms. 585 00:25:24,209 --> 00:25:26,342 I can't believe, Charlotte just put one of them worms in her 586 00:25:26,344 --> 00:25:31,714 mouth, but then again, she sucked Gary's cock, 587 00:25:31,716 --> 00:25:34,316 and that's riddled with worms. 588 00:25:34,850 --> 00:25:40,354 ¶ 589 00:25:40,356 --> 00:25:43,023 Oh, gather round people, gather round. 590 00:25:43,025 --> 00:25:44,290 Aye! 591 00:25:44,292 --> 00:25:44,623 Hi! 592 00:25:44,625 --> 00:25:46,758 Anna's here, and she's about to tell us what our jobs 593 00:25:46,760 --> 00:25:47,692 are going to be. 594 00:25:47,694 --> 00:25:50,261 So guys, Geordie Tours is back. 595 00:25:50,263 --> 00:25:51,428 Aye! 596 00:25:51,430 --> 00:25:54,431 I'm sure enough; we've got work tonight. 597 00:25:54,433 --> 00:25:59,235 Girls, Sophie, Vicki, Marnie, it's a bar call, 598 00:25:59,237 --> 00:26:01,370 theme is tashing on. 599 00:26:01,871 --> 00:26:02,203 Hey! 600 00:26:02,205 --> 00:26:05,639 I'm not bothered about going to work, I like bar crawls and 601 00:26:05,641 --> 00:26:07,507 I fucking love tashing on. 602 00:26:07,509 --> 00:26:11,077 So, this is right up my street. 603 00:26:12,179 --> 00:26:17,082 [Cheering] 604 00:26:17,084 --> 00:26:19,284 You got to have the curtains matching the carpets, Sophie! 605 00:26:19,286 --> 00:26:21,786 Oh, but it's not going on down there. 606 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:24,388 Chug, Chug, Chug! 607 00:26:26,591 --> 00:26:28,625 Next bar, next bar! 608 00:26:30,094 --> 00:26:31,727 Everyone's starting to get drunk already. 609 00:26:31,729 --> 00:26:34,463 And, we're going to feed them with more alcohol. 610 00:26:34,465 --> 00:26:35,997 Oh! 611 00:26:35,999 --> 00:26:37,932 Sophie is the worst hostess. 612 00:26:37,934 --> 00:26:42,236 Not only has she knocked the drinks absolutely everywhere, 613 00:26:42,238 --> 00:26:46,707 she then tried to wipe it off the table into the glasses, 614 00:26:46,709 --> 00:26:48,975 and give it to our clients. 615 00:26:50,344 --> 00:26:55,114 Anna would fucking kick off if she would see her now. 616 00:26:58,885 --> 00:27:01,953 Why is Vicki trying to tash on with me cousin Marnie? 617 00:27:01,955 --> 00:27:04,021 Now, Vicki even fancies her too. 618 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,822 I'm really getting on with Marnie tonight. 619 00:27:05,824 --> 00:27:08,090 I think she's fun; I think she's lovely, 620 00:27:08,092 --> 00:27:10,058 I think she's a nice girl. 621 00:27:12,861 --> 00:27:15,662 I feed her thoughts and do her a favor and warn her, 622 00:27:15,664 --> 00:27:19,632 stay away from Scott. 623 00:27:29,676 --> 00:27:31,476 I don't know what Vicki's problem is, trying to warm 624 00:27:31,478 --> 00:27:34,512 us off Scott, she needs to butt out. 625 00:27:34,514 --> 00:27:37,214 Tash on, next destination. 626 00:27:37,216 --> 00:27:39,683 So, we're moving on to the next bar, and it's starting to look 627 00:27:39,685 --> 00:27:43,019 like we've done too much of a good job. 628 00:27:43,021 --> 00:27:43,986 Oh! 629 00:27:43,988 --> 00:27:47,122 You all right, you all right? 630 00:27:47,124 --> 00:27:49,157 Tash on, Tash on! 631 00:27:51,293 --> 00:27:54,762 We're in the last bar, and we decide, this is the perfect time 632 00:27:54,764 --> 00:27:57,798 to draw mustaches on each other. 633 00:27:57,800 --> 00:27:59,366 Excellent idea. 634 00:28:01,802 --> 00:28:04,770 ¶ 635 00:28:04,772 --> 00:28:06,905 Where's those baby wipes? 636 00:28:06,907 --> 00:28:08,473 Well... 637 00:28:08,475 --> 00:28:09,807 If a girl is living in our room, has a suitcase, leaves it wide 638 00:28:09,809 --> 00:28:12,810 open and me and Scott are around, we're obviously going to 639 00:28:12,812 --> 00:28:15,312 check her thongs and give it a sniff. 640 00:28:15,314 --> 00:28:16,112 Eh. 641 00:28:16,114 --> 00:28:17,746 Fucking weirdoes. 642 00:28:17,748 --> 00:28:20,014 Fucking nasty. 643 00:28:20,016 --> 00:28:22,683 Charlotte leaves her pissy, shitting, knickers lying around 644 00:28:22,685 --> 00:28:26,086 all the time, they never seem to sniff them. 645 00:28:26,088 --> 00:28:29,989 To be honest, I don't massively know Marnie, but after me 646 00:28:29,991 --> 00:28:33,792 telling Scott that, I felt that he should've had a little bit 647 00:28:33,794 --> 00:28:34,726 more respect for me. 648 00:28:34,728 --> 00:28:38,029 All we can talk about, is how Marnie kissed Scott last night, 649 00:28:38,031 --> 00:28:41,298 after everything was said, she still went and kissed him. 650 00:28:41,300 --> 00:28:44,000 She's pretty, she's skinny, why wouldn't I be jealous? 651 00:28:44,002 --> 00:28:45,901 I don't really feel like Marnie even wants to be 652 00:28:45,903 --> 00:28:46,401 friends with us. 653 00:28:46,403 --> 00:28:49,137 You think I can worry about it, being like, well nothing's even 654 00:28:49,139 --> 00:28:51,205 happened, and you're putting it in my head, I was like, because 655 00:28:51,207 --> 00:28:54,441 I'm telling you before something does happen, 656 00:28:54,443 --> 00:28:55,175 I'm telling you how I feel. 657 00:28:55,177 --> 00:28:58,278 Marnie's upset, my friend, who does she think she is? 658 00:28:58,280 --> 00:29:01,648 She's not going to get by easy in this house, if this is the 659 00:29:01,650 --> 00:29:03,349 way she's going to go on. 660 00:29:03,351 --> 00:29:06,852 The end of the day, he was my banker. 661 00:29:06,854 --> 00:29:08,353 Banker? 662 00:29:08,355 --> 00:29:08,786 [laughter] 663 00:29:08,788 --> 00:29:10,888 And there is no fucking way that I would ever go 664 00:29:10,890 --> 00:29:12,155 back there again. 665 00:29:12,157 --> 00:29:14,357 Just hope she gives a good sucky. 666 00:29:17,027 --> 00:29:19,294 So, tonight we're smashing House of Smith, I might come home with 667 00:29:19,296 --> 00:29:22,430 Marnie, or I might come home with another bird, I'm a single 668 00:29:22,432 --> 00:29:24,565 lad, who fucking knows. 669 00:29:25,433 --> 00:29:27,033 Yeah! 670 00:29:27,035 --> 00:29:38,144 ¶ 671 00:29:38,146 --> 00:29:40,746 The tunes are absolutely banging, I'm getting smashed, 672 00:29:40,748 --> 00:29:41,813 and where the fuck is that new bird, 673 00:29:41,815 --> 00:29:44,482 because I want neck on with her. 674 00:29:48,186 --> 00:29:51,188 The tunes are absolutely banging, I'm getting smashed, 675 00:29:51,190 --> 00:29:52,756 and where the fuck is that new bird, because I want 676 00:29:52,758 --> 00:29:53,289 neck on with her. 677 00:29:53,291 --> 00:29:54,657 Here is a lad that used to pull with me every single night in 678 00:29:54,659 --> 00:29:58,027 Australia, even pick me, and bang more birds, and now his 679 00:29:58,029 --> 00:30:00,929 inner virgin's come out and he's savin' himself for Marnie. 680 00:30:00,931 --> 00:30:04,198 I'm so hung over, Charlotte looks like a twat, I've a face 681 00:30:04,200 --> 00:30:06,700 like a slapped ass, and I just hope it gets better when 682 00:30:06,702 --> 00:30:08,802 the girls get here. 683 00:30:08,804 --> 00:30:09,803 Woo! 684 00:30:09,805 --> 00:30:12,438 So, Sophie, Marnie, and Vicki walk up, looking like they've 685 00:30:12,440 --> 00:30:15,407 had a mint time at work. 686 00:30:15,875 --> 00:30:17,375 And instead of Marnie coming over or trying to make an 687 00:30:17,377 --> 00:30:20,344 effort with the girls, she straight over to Scott. 688 00:30:20,346 --> 00:30:23,413 Mine turns up, looking daffle most trashed on her face, 689 00:30:23,415 --> 00:30:25,548 I still like her though, the rest of her looks wicked. 690 00:30:25,550 --> 00:30:29,318 Marnie hasn't got anything against Holly, Marnie literally 691 00:30:29,320 --> 00:30:33,221 fancies Scott and that's it. 692 00:30:40,629 --> 00:30:45,499 I care more about Holly's feelings then I do Scott's cock. 693 00:30:47,068 --> 00:30:49,669 So, him and Marnie want to dance with no pants, they're certainly 694 00:30:49,671 --> 00:30:54,640 not going to get my fucking blessing. 695 00:31:02,448 --> 00:31:05,583 I don't know why Vicki bothers given Scott advice, 696 00:31:05,585 --> 00:31:08,252 he doesn't listen. 697 00:31:13,191 --> 00:31:15,792 So, I'm talking to Scott, and straight away I can feel Holly's 698 00:31:15,794 --> 00:31:20,363 eyes burn a hole in the back of me neck. 699 00:31:24,901 --> 00:31:26,868 Oh God cuz, stop it please. 700 00:31:26,870 --> 00:31:29,070 Everything is starting already. 701 00:31:29,072 --> 00:31:32,773 I can't be bothered by this confrontational drama. 702 00:31:32,775 --> 00:31:38,078 So, I tell Marnie how I'm feeling. 703 00:31:38,080 --> 00:31:42,315 I can't believe Sophie wants to leave because of me and Scott, 704 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,750 I think she's being a bit of a drama queen and acting well 705 00:31:44,752 --> 00:31:47,919 over the top. 706 00:31:48,587 --> 00:31:51,355 I've had enough of this, I just want to go home and 707 00:31:51,357 --> 00:31:53,390 stuff my face. 708 00:31:58,162 --> 00:32:00,630 So, Charlotte and Holly have decided to go home and a bit 709 00:32:00,632 --> 00:32:04,600 honest, I can't blame them. 710 00:32:05,168 --> 00:32:07,602 At least now, they've gone, we can actually have a good night 711 00:32:07,604 --> 00:32:10,137 without three boring faces staring the shit out of 712 00:32:10,139 --> 00:32:12,005 us all night. 713 00:32:18,712 --> 00:32:20,412 So, Marnie has asked me to go outside for a chat, and I know 714 00:32:20,414 --> 00:32:25,283 by chat, she means neck on, I know your game. 715 00:32:28,186 --> 00:32:31,555 I just hope that no one seen us kiss Scott. 716 00:32:32,256 --> 00:32:34,457 Literally the minute before we leave the club, Scott talking to 717 00:32:34,459 --> 00:32:39,295 Marnie, Vicki's with James, and I've learned to get some friend. 718 00:32:47,737 --> 00:32:50,772 When you're single, it does get lonely, and you do want girls to 719 00:32:50,774 --> 00:32:54,175 come back just to cuddle ya. 720 00:32:55,844 --> 00:32:58,345 I've never been Gary's biggest fan, but I don't want anyone 721 00:32:58,347 --> 00:33:02,482 to say that, if you're lonely or sad. 722 00:33:19,199 --> 00:33:22,167 Out of the blue, Vicki offers to cuddle us, but Vicki why would 723 00:33:22,169 --> 00:33:25,570 I cuddle you when I've got this absolute beauty here. 724 00:33:30,208 --> 00:33:31,575 Do it, girl. 725 00:33:31,577 --> 00:33:33,543 Just do it. 726 00:33:34,244 --> 00:33:36,145 Just ask me tomorrow about it. 727 00:33:36,147 --> 00:33:36,512 Alright? 728 00:33:36,514 --> 00:33:42,084 No, no, no, I'll talk to you tomorrow. 729 00:33:42,086 --> 00:33:43,919 So, I had a chat with Gaz, because I think he's 730 00:33:43,921 --> 00:33:45,053 actually a nice lad. 731 00:33:45,055 --> 00:33:48,456 I'm trying to just speak with him, and oh, over there... 732 00:33:49,090 --> 00:33:52,292 She just come over, shove a bottle of tequila in my face- 733 00:33:52,294 --> 00:33:55,628 Vicki was so loon that sometimes you even got to pull, 734 00:33:55,630 --> 00:33:58,230 just to get a cuddle. 735 00:33:58,232 --> 00:34:00,365 It always ends up banging, but still, 736 00:34:00,367 --> 00:34:02,533 someone giving you affection. 737 00:34:03,001 --> 00:34:10,407 ¶ 738 00:34:10,409 --> 00:34:15,178 So, I end up getting in bed with Scott, we're having a little 739 00:34:15,180 --> 00:34:21,584 kiss, and a little cuddle, and I have to admit, I like it. 740 00:34:21,586 --> 00:34:23,619 So, I'm in bed with Marnie, and I'm starting to think, 741 00:34:23,621 --> 00:34:26,254 I could be in for a good night, yet, aye. 742 00:34:26,256 --> 00:34:35,329 ¶ 743 00:34:35,331 --> 00:34:37,764 My number one rule in this house, when I pull a girl is get 744 00:34:37,766 --> 00:34:38,564 them up and get them out early. 745 00:34:38,566 --> 00:34:41,133 Gary has finally kicked this critter out and it's about time, 746 00:34:41,135 --> 00:34:42,701 because I want to talk to him about the chat 747 00:34:42,703 --> 00:34:44,235 we had last night. 748 00:34:44,237 --> 00:34:45,536 Is he really lonely? 749 00:34:45,538 --> 00:34:48,472 Is that the only reason he pulls? 750 00:34:58,216 --> 00:35:00,283 You tell me you only have sex with girls so you can 751 00:35:00,285 --> 00:35:01,717 get a cuddle? 752 00:35:01,719 --> 00:35:04,486 That sounds wicked doesn't it? 753 00:35:04,553 --> 00:35:06,654 You have like I suppose -- 754 00:35:14,963 --> 00:35:16,296 As part of me bucket list, 755 00:35:16,298 --> 00:35:18,398 today I'm learning how to fly, but it shouldn't 756 00:35:18,400 --> 00:35:20,400 be hard I'm used to having wings. 757 00:35:20,402 --> 00:35:23,770 We're on our way to our first proper, bucked list idea, 758 00:35:23,772 --> 00:35:26,239 fuck the chickens, I'm going flying. 759 00:35:26,241 --> 00:35:28,040 ¶ 760 00:35:28,042 --> 00:35:29,274 Will we get parachutes? 761 00:35:29,276 --> 00:35:30,108 Like, just in case? 762 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:32,477 Do you have an ejector set? 763 00:35:32,479 --> 00:35:34,512 And I'm a little bit apprehensive, the most powerful 764 00:35:34,514 --> 00:35:37,548 thing I've ever been in charge of, is a lawnmower, 765 00:35:37,550 --> 00:35:39,483 so this could be a fucking disaster. 766 00:35:39,485 --> 00:35:40,217 Woo! 767 00:35:40,219 --> 00:35:40,750 Ahh! 768 00:35:40,752 --> 00:35:41,350 Calm and collective. 769 00:35:41,352 --> 00:35:43,418 All right, well you could be supportive. 770 00:35:43,420 --> 00:35:43,818 I will. 771 00:35:43,820 --> 00:35:45,686 Oh my God, am I driving this right now? 772 00:35:45,688 --> 00:35:50,157 Or are you? 773 00:35:50,159 --> 00:35:55,462 Wee! 774 00:35:56,030 --> 00:35:59,899 Oh my God, this is so exciting! 775 00:35:59,901 --> 00:36:01,734 I'm flying! 776 00:36:01,736 --> 00:36:03,869 Look there's the Twin Bridge! 777 00:36:03,871 --> 00:36:06,004 That is unbelievable man. 778 00:36:06,006 --> 00:36:07,839 Holly is telling us that when Marnie came in, 779 00:36:07,841 --> 00:36:08,873 she warned her off Scott. 780 00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:12,142 He's who I flirt with in the house, he's like who I do things 781 00:36:12,144 --> 00:36:14,277 with when there's no body else there. 782 00:36:14,279 --> 00:36:16,679 Scott and Holly have only banged a couple of times, so I don't 783 00:36:16,681 --> 00:36:19,081 really feel that she's got the right to do that. 784 00:36:19,083 --> 00:36:21,917 I just hope there isn't a big divider and a kick out for 785 00:36:21,919 --> 00:36:24,052 the girls because of a fight. 786 00:36:24,054 --> 00:36:26,821 The views are amazing, but there's no toilet, how the fuck 787 00:36:26,823 --> 00:36:29,190 do I join the mile high club? 788 00:36:29,558 --> 00:36:31,191 How do I fucking land this plane? 789 00:36:31,193 --> 00:36:31,958 Ahh! 790 00:36:31,960 --> 00:36:34,794 I've done it! 791 00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:35,294 Boom! 792 00:36:35,296 --> 00:36:38,530 So, avoid the flaps, that's it. 793 00:36:38,532 --> 00:36:39,597 The plane is fucking tiny! 794 00:36:39,599 --> 00:36:41,365 I'm going to struggle to get a peck in there. 795 00:36:41,367 --> 00:36:45,202 Maybe I should've run ahead told them Hercules was coming. 796 00:36:45,204 --> 00:36:47,904 [Plane starts] 797 00:36:47,906 --> 00:36:49,038 ¶ 798 00:36:49,040 --> 00:36:52,408 So, me and James are in this plane, and I'm sharing his life 799 00:36:52,410 --> 00:36:54,209 long dream to fly a plane. 800 00:36:54,211 --> 00:36:58,146 So, I go to sleep. 801 00:36:59,882 --> 00:37:02,149 It's actually quite comfortable to fall asleep on the plane, 802 00:37:02,151 --> 00:37:05,318 like it's a lot better than the beds at home. 803 00:37:07,321 --> 00:37:09,221 Ho-ho-ho! 804 00:37:10,590 --> 00:37:13,291 I don't understand how Holly can sleep through this, 805 00:37:13,293 --> 00:37:16,460 I'm screaming every time the plane moves. 806 00:37:16,462 --> 00:37:19,296 [Indistinct mumbling] 807 00:37:19,298 --> 00:37:19,663 Shit! 808 00:37:19,665 --> 00:37:24,401 I feel like we're going to go down, I'm shitting me self. 809 00:37:24,802 --> 00:37:27,403 I'm far too good looking to die! 810 00:37:32,041 --> 00:37:39,280 ¶ 811 00:37:39,282 --> 00:37:39,813 Yay! 812 00:37:39,815 --> 00:37:42,048 Did you see you're not going to die Holly? 813 00:37:42,050 --> 00:37:44,283 Mmm, did you enjoy that then? 814 00:37:44,285 --> 00:37:48,220 It's scary. 815 00:37:48,554 --> 00:37:50,555 Mint, that's one to take off the bucket list. 816 00:37:50,557 --> 00:37:52,456 Don't think I'll be doing that again in a hurry, I think 817 00:37:52,458 --> 00:37:55,158 I'd rather wax me eyebrows and do me hair. 818 00:37:55,160 --> 00:38:02,865 ¶ 819 00:38:02,867 --> 00:38:05,901 So, tonight is our third night out, and I've decided to leave 820 00:38:05,903 --> 00:38:08,536 the things with me and Scott because it's causing too many 821 00:38:08,538 --> 00:38:11,405 problems with the girls. 822 00:38:13,841 --> 00:38:16,108 So, I'm talking to Sophie and she's being a lot better with 823 00:38:16,110 --> 00:38:18,877 this, but it's only because I've said I'm going to 824 00:38:18,879 --> 00:38:20,578 stay away from Scott. 825 00:38:28,420 --> 00:38:30,554 She doesn't have to go running around after Scott, 826 00:38:30,556 --> 00:38:34,157 there's plenty other men in New Castle for her. 827 00:38:37,461 --> 00:38:40,029 Every one loves sex, so she's not going to give me it, 828 00:38:40,031 --> 00:38:41,130 I'm going to go elsewhere. 829 00:38:41,132 --> 00:38:43,465 It's been an exciting day; we've got the chickens, 830 00:38:43,467 --> 00:38:47,569 let's go to Bijoux and celebrate, and get mortal. 831 00:38:47,903 --> 00:38:50,170 ¶ 832 00:38:50,172 --> 00:38:53,706 [Cheering] 833 00:39:11,257 --> 00:39:14,058 It's so hard for me and Scott to stay away from each other, 834 00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:17,361 there's so much sexual chemistry between us. 835 00:39:24,469 --> 00:39:26,236 Scott's not telling us that he wants to be a wingman again; 836 00:39:26,238 --> 00:39:31,407 he wants to pull birds and get back to doing what we do best. 837 00:39:31,409 --> 00:39:36,145 ¶ 838 00:39:54,130 --> 00:39:55,763 So, me and Vicki are talking about finding some good looking 839 00:39:55,765 --> 00:39:59,600 boys, maybe to tash on with, but straight away I know Scott 840 00:39:59,602 --> 00:40:02,169 is definitely the best out of anyone here. 841 00:40:02,171 --> 00:40:04,704 I see Scott talking to a girl at the bar, and I'm trying to act 842 00:40:04,706 --> 00:40:08,174 like I don't care, but I really do, so I'm just going to go over 843 00:40:08,176 --> 00:40:13,412 and try cock block him as much as I can. 844 00:40:18,484 --> 00:40:21,652 So, the cock blocking worked, the girl is gone, and now me 845 00:40:21,654 --> 00:40:25,055 and Scott are flirting again. 846 00:40:30,027 --> 00:40:32,528 Tonight I had a mint laugh, everyone's in good spirits, 847 00:40:32,530 --> 00:40:37,366 however Scott was not a good one. 848 00:40:37,934 --> 00:40:40,769 And, all this Geordie girl wants right now is a big, 849 00:40:40,771 --> 00:40:43,438 greasy, dirty, fat kebab. 850 00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,539 ¶ 851 00:40:44,541 --> 00:40:47,341 Oh my God, I have missed kebab's so much. 852 00:40:47,343 --> 00:40:50,677 Do you know what I want to do with half the kebab? 853 00:40:50,679 --> 00:40:52,745 [Inaudible] 854 00:40:52,747 --> 00:40:53,645 The girls are like animals. 855 00:40:53,647 --> 00:40:56,147 They've got like kebab meat hanging from their face. 856 00:40:56,149 --> 00:40:58,649 Let me eat some, ready? 857 00:40:59,617 --> 00:41:03,653 I used to find it weird, now that's just normal. 858 00:41:03,655 --> 00:41:04,120 Look at her. 859 00:41:04,122 --> 00:41:08,090 I've never seen her so happy like; it's made of pig's cock. 860 00:41:08,092 --> 00:41:08,690 I do still love it. 861 00:41:08,692 --> 00:41:11,059 So, me and Scott both haven't pulled tonight, I can only see 862 00:41:11,061 --> 00:41:16,297 this going one way, we're going to both end up necking on. 863 00:41:21,603 --> 00:41:22,069 Thank fuck! 864 00:41:22,071 --> 00:41:24,471 Marnie and Scott have decided to stay away from each other. 865 00:41:24,473 --> 00:41:26,739 So, I didn't pull a bird tonight because Marnie probably cock 866 00:41:26,741 --> 00:41:30,476 blocked us, so she gets what she wants, and I get in her bed. 867 00:41:30,478 --> 00:41:35,681 We plan to stay away from Scott, because I felt miserably. 868 00:41:35,683 --> 00:41:41,186 I'm in his bed, and we're having kissing underneath the covers. 869 00:41:43,355 --> 00:41:46,490 Shit, I'm starting to get really close to Scott, and I'm starting 870 00:41:46,492 --> 00:41:50,427 to realize that I do like him, and I can't fight it. 871 00:41:57,101 --> 00:41:58,434 ¶