1 00:00:05,738 --> 00:00:07,472 ¶ 2 00:00:07,474 --> 00:00:09,240 Newcastle, done. 3 00:00:09,242 --> 00:00:11,408 Cancun, done. 4 00:00:11,410 --> 00:00:12,442 Australia, guess what? 5 00:00:12,444 --> 00:00:14,610 You're getting done! 6 00:00:14,612 --> 00:00:16,244 The Geordies are going down under! 7 00:00:16,246 --> 00:00:17,278 To Australia! 8 00:00:17,280 --> 00:00:18,379 And deep into the bush! 9 00:00:18,381 --> 00:00:20,247 Look out! 10 00:00:20,249 --> 00:00:21,281 [screaming] 11 00:00:21,283 --> 00:00:21,281 Whoa! 12 00:00:21,283 --> 00:00:25,785 Throw another shrimp on the barbie! 13 00:00:25,787 --> 00:00:28,387 This one's gonna be the best one yet! 14 00:00:28,389 --> 00:00:30,756 This is a fucking wall! 15 00:00:30,758 --> 00:00:32,457 [smashing] 16 00:00:32,459 --> 00:00:35,193 I'm taking the singles away on the best trip ever! 17 00:00:39,765 --> 00:00:42,333 Well, I had a dream that I, I sucked Scotty T. off. 18 00:00:42,335 --> 00:00:43,634 No, that was reality. 19 00:00:43,636 --> 00:00:45,235 I sucked him off. 20 00:00:45,237 --> 00:00:45,235 [grunting] 21 00:00:45,237 --> 00:00:45,235 I don't know who the fuck the kid thinks he is, but he can't 22 00:00:45,237 --> 00:00:49,305 go on like this in this house. 23 00:00:49,307 --> 00:00:53,776 I'll be here for you, no matter what, and that has been hard. 24 00:00:53,778 --> 00:00:56,645 No matter how much I hate him, no matter how nasty I've been 25 00:00:56,647 --> 00:01:00,048 about him, I can't let him sit up there by himself. 26 00:01:00,050 --> 00:01:01,649 I'm not gonna let you back in just yet, mate. 27 00:01:01,651 --> 00:01:03,651 Fucking violence doesn't solve anything, brah. 28 00:01:03,653 --> 00:01:05,819 I don't know where the others have gone, but I hope that 29 00:01:05,821 --> 00:01:09,355 they're not having fun, because Gary was in the wrong as well, 30 00:01:09,357 --> 00:01:12,558 and why should he get treated for his behavior? 31 00:01:13,226 --> 00:01:17,162 The minute I sit down, I know that, I do like him. 32 00:01:17,164 --> 00:01:19,164 Now our whole night is dedicated to getting Holly home, 33 00:01:19,166 --> 00:01:20,331 and getting her in bed. 34 00:01:20,333 --> 00:01:22,099 This singles trip was not [laughing] 35 00:01:22,101 --> 00:01:23,100 meant to be like this. 36 00:01:23,102 --> 00:01:24,367 Holly! 37 00:01:24,369 --> 00:01:25,835 [yelling] 38 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:27,503 [theme music] 39 00:01:27,505 --> 00:01:29,404 I should have degree in pulling women. 40 00:01:29,406 --> 00:01:31,672 I am a Geordie girl, with a V.I.P. edge. 41 00:01:31,674 --> 00:01:33,840 I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 42 00:01:33,842 --> 00:01:36,209 Get me into this house, 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up. 43 00:01:36,211 --> 00:01:38,177 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 44 00:01:38,179 --> 00:01:40,679 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 45 00:01:40,681 --> 00:01:43,081 The hardest graft I've ever done is doin' me hair. 46 00:01:43,083 --> 00:01:45,349 Geordie Shore, way aye! 47 00:01:45,351 --> 00:01:47,184 [theme music ends] 48 00:01:47,186 --> 00:01:54,690 ¶ 49 00:01:54,692 --> 00:01:55,724 This is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been. 50 00:01:55,726 --> 00:01:55,724 Do you sleep on this? 51 00:01:55,726 --> 00:01:58,893 Not only was Holly smashed last night, after we were leaving the 52 00:01:58,895 --> 00:02:01,829 club, sheep Steve is gonna go absolutely mental, it's my last 53 00:02:01,831 --> 00:02:03,564 night before we get back to Sydney. 54 00:02:03,566 --> 00:02:04,731 I'm gonna make the most of it. 55 00:02:04,733 --> 00:02:06,866 Whitsunday Islands, tonight. 56 00:02:06,868 --> 00:02:09,835 [seagulls chirping] 57 00:02:13,573 --> 00:02:15,640 It's the morning after the night before, and everything from last 58 00:02:15,642 --> 00:02:17,274 night is totally forgotten. 59 00:02:17,276 --> 00:02:20,210 We're in paradise, how can you not have a good time and enjoy 60 00:02:20,212 --> 00:02:22,745 yourself when you're here? 61 00:02:22,747 --> 00:02:24,113 I'm in love with this beach. 62 00:02:24,115 --> 00:02:24,113 I wonder what everyone else is doin' now? 63 00:02:24,115 --> 00:02:26,748 I imagine everyone else is stuck in that house whingeing about 64 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:26,748 the food or something. 65 00:02:26,750 --> 00:02:29,450 Going out to Coogee Beach [laughing]. 66 00:02:29,452 --> 00:02:31,285 ¶ 67 00:02:31,287 --> 00:02:33,487 [waves] 68 00:02:33,489 --> 00:02:37,324 Whenever I, whenever I've kicked off right, I don't remember it. 69 00:02:37,326 --> 00:02:37,324 Yeah. 70 00:02:37,326 --> 00:02:39,859 I don't remember it, 'cause I'm, I'm already in that stage where 71 00:02:39,861 --> 00:02:41,360 me mind just blocks everything out. 72 00:02:41,362 --> 00:02:42,494 Right. 73 00:02:42,496 --> 00:02:45,497 Right, well, tonight, no shots, right? 74 00:02:45,499 --> 00:02:48,433 And just sip like, two drinks. 75 00:02:48,435 --> 00:02:50,902 Tonight, I'm not gonna drink. 76 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:51,936 I'm gonna help out Holly, and for her sake, 77 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:51,936 I'm gonna stay sober. 78 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:51,936 You know, I see your path, I just don't want it to keep 79 00:02:51,938 --> 00:02:56,840 happening, to spoil your time. 80 00:02:56,842 --> 00:02:58,408 It's just the alcohol. 81 00:02:58,410 --> 00:03:01,244 I feel like I must be such a burden on our night out. 82 00:03:01,246 --> 00:03:02,878 They shouldn't have to put up with my anger, like, 83 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,679 I don't know where it comes from. 84 00:03:04,681 --> 00:03:06,947 It's for no reason, and they have to end up looking after me, 85 00:03:06,949 --> 00:03:08,248 and it's not right. 86 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:15,221 ¶ 87 00:03:15,223 --> 00:03:16,755 Oh, God, sheep. 88 00:03:16,757 --> 00:03:18,590 Last night was amazing. 89 00:03:18,592 --> 00:03:18,590 We had so much fun. 90 00:03:18,592 --> 00:03:22,594 We walked into that club, and we're not bothered about 91 00:03:22,596 --> 00:03:26,264 anything else, but having fun with just each other. 92 00:03:26,266 --> 00:03:28,266 I hear them, but look at them staring at us. 93 00:03:28,268 --> 00:03:29,267 They're scary animals. 94 00:03:29,269 --> 00:03:29,267 Oh my God. 95 00:03:29,269 --> 00:03:32,403 So me and Charlotte are going to work today, and I want to tell 96 00:03:32,405 --> 00:03:34,538 Steve everything what happened. 97 00:03:34,540 --> 00:03:35,972 Hi, Steve, how are ya? 98 00:03:35,974 --> 00:03:38,441 We might need to get a strike on these bloody sheep. 99 00:03:38,443 --> 00:03:39,942 That one looks like its got piles. 100 00:03:39,944 --> 00:03:41,910 That's what's gotta come off the animals. 101 00:03:41,912 --> 00:03:41,910 Clean 'em up. 102 00:03:41,912 --> 00:03:44,779 I've got it in me head I can do this, I can show Steve that 103 00:03:44,781 --> 00:03:46,480 I can be good at one job. 104 00:03:46,482 --> 00:03:49,783 I'm in the cage, I've got the sheep, I'm ready to do the job. 105 00:03:49,785 --> 00:03:51,417 Ah, ah, ah, ah! 106 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:51,417 Oh, my God! 107 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:51,417 [screaming] 108 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:51,417 Oh my God! 109 00:03:51,419 --> 00:03:53,952 I'm going to pinge on me leg. 110 00:03:53,954 --> 00:03:55,553 One's pinged on me leg! 111 00:03:55,555 --> 00:03:57,655 Oh my God, you've got shit on your leg! 112 00:03:57,657 --> 00:03:57,655 [laughing] 113 00:03:57,657 --> 00:03:59,890 One of these sheep just freakers out. 114 00:04:00,324 --> 00:04:01,724 Where's James? 115 00:04:01,726 --> 00:04:04,526 James, [sighs] he's in the shit, isn't he? 116 00:04:04,528 --> 00:04:06,294 I was hoping that youse could elaborate a little bit more on 117 00:04:06,296 --> 00:04:07,862 all this stuff, what's going on. 118 00:04:07,864 --> 00:04:11,632 We need to tell Steve that the fight wasn't just James's fault. 119 00:04:11,634 --> 00:04:13,834 It was Gary instigating it. 120 00:04:13,836 --> 00:04:16,002 Gary wanted James to go, and he knows that you would 121 00:04:16,004 --> 00:04:18,637 be angry if James hit him. 122 00:04:18,639 --> 00:04:18,637 James hit him. 123 00:04:18,639 --> 00:04:22,007 So he provoked him, Gary provoked the attack. 124 00:04:22,009 --> 00:04:24,642 Gary knew exactly what he was doing. 125 00:04:24,644 --> 00:04:27,878 He knew that if he pushed James hard enough, James would end 126 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,014 up hitting him, which would lead to James getting kicked out. 127 00:04:31,016 --> 00:04:32,682 And that's what Gary wanted. 128 00:04:32,684 --> 00:04:33,883 So what's going to happen, Steve? 129 00:04:33,885 --> 00:04:35,651 Are you gonna get this sorted or not? 130 00:04:35,653 --> 00:04:37,319 He's not going back into the house yet, and that's it. 131 00:04:37,321 --> 00:04:41,323 I think Steve is taking Gary's side, when really, he should 132 00:04:41,325 --> 00:04:42,757 be taking James's side. 133 00:04:42,759 --> 00:04:44,825 Yay, Mary! 134 00:04:44,827 --> 00:04:47,327 This day is not going very well at all. 135 00:04:47,329 --> 00:04:50,330 ¶ 136 00:04:50,332 --> 00:04:53,766 [motorboat engine] 137 00:04:53,768 --> 00:04:56,034 This place is absolutely amazing, but today I planned 138 00:04:56,036 --> 00:04:57,935 a boat trip and snorkeling. 139 00:04:57,937 --> 00:04:59,503 I just hope everyone enjoys it, 'cause it's the 140 00:04:59,505 --> 00:05:02,472 chance of a lifetime. 141 00:05:02,474 --> 00:05:03,873 Oh! 142 00:05:03,875 --> 00:05:07,543 [motorboat engine] 143 00:05:07,545 --> 00:05:09,378 [splashing] 144 00:05:09,380 --> 00:05:12,914 I feel like, I feel like so, like I'm having so much 145 00:05:12,916 --> 00:05:14,515 fun with guys and Scott. 146 00:05:14,517 --> 00:05:15,983 I feel like we've all got such a bond now. 147 00:05:15,985 --> 00:05:15,983 Yeah, we have. 148 00:05:15,985 --> 00:05:19,653 This haunt has kinda made me realize that I do love them, 149 00:05:19,655 --> 00:05:21,354 and they are like my brothers, and they can 150 00:05:21,356 --> 00:05:23,422 actually have fun with us. 151 00:05:23,424 --> 00:05:25,657 I think I'm in a place now where I'm finally 152 00:05:25,659 --> 00:05:26,791 comfortable with meself. 153 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:26,791 Good. 154 00:05:26,793 --> 00:05:30,828 Quite like Dan, I think, like, I'm gonna see him once 155 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:33,597 before I leave. 156 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:33,597 Ah, yeah. 157 00:05:33,599 --> 00:05:35,432 I'll escort him, and then meet youse out after. 158 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:35,432 Ah ha, yeah. 159 00:05:35,434 --> 00:05:37,367 Like this Tuesday night, when I'm back. 160 00:05:37,369 --> 00:05:37,900 [coughing] 161 00:05:37,902 --> 00:05:39,601 Yeah. 162 00:05:39,603 --> 00:05:42,670 I've started to develop feelings for Dan, that go a little bit 163 00:05:42,672 --> 00:05:44,938 beyond just wanting to tash on with him. 164 00:05:44,940 --> 00:05:46,839 I don't really think I'm gonna feel okay with tashing on 165 00:05:46,841 --> 00:05:48,440 with other people. 166 00:05:49,742 --> 00:05:50,975 So cute together, aren't they? 167 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:50,975 [laughing] 168 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:50,975 Yeah, they are like a little couple. 169 00:05:50,977 --> 00:05:54,812 They make su-, they make such a nice couple. 170 00:05:54,814 --> 00:05:56,780 Gary, you swim like a merman as well. 171 00:05:56,782 --> 00:05:58,515 [laughing] 172 00:05:58,517 --> 00:06:01,050 [water splashing] 173 00:06:01,052 --> 00:06:07,489 ¶ 174 00:06:07,491 --> 00:06:07,489 Do you? 175 00:06:07,491 --> 00:06:10,558 Why wouldn't you just wait to room together? 176 00:06:10,560 --> 00:06:13,727 I am absolutely livid about this crock! 177 00:06:13,729 --> 00:06:16,563 Charlotte and Joel are going shark diving, and I've got 178 00:06:16,565 --> 00:06:18,364 asthma, and I can't do it! 179 00:06:18,366 --> 00:06:21,433 I'm fuckin' fuming, fuckin' asthma! 180 00:06:21,734 --> 00:06:23,067 I'm glad you're coming, Soph. 181 00:06:23,069 --> 00:06:25,769 I'm glad I'm coming too. 182 00:06:25,771 --> 00:06:27,437 Well this is a bit awkward. 183 00:06:27,439 --> 00:06:28,905 If youse two just want to sit and have a domestic while 184 00:06:28,907 --> 00:06:30,907 I'm sitting in the middle of youse, well that's fine. 185 00:06:30,909 --> 00:06:33,409 Don't anyone worry about me! 186 00:06:33,411 --> 00:06:35,677 I just know, if it was the other way around, I wouldn't 187 00:06:35,679 --> 00:06:36,944 stop you from doing it. 188 00:06:36,946 --> 00:06:36,944 I just know that for sure. 189 00:06:36,946 --> 00:06:39,913 Like, I'd be like, I want you to do it, I'd be happy for you. 190 00:06:39,915 --> 00:06:39,913 I'm not stopping you. 191 00:06:39,915 --> 00:06:39,913 I'm not stopping you at all. 192 00:06:39,915 --> 00:06:43,016 I'd be like, Sophie, go for it, it's going to be wicked. 193 00:06:43,018 --> 00:06:43,883 No, I'm happy for you. 194 00:06:43,885 --> 00:06:43,883 It'll be fantastic. 195 00:06:43,885 --> 00:06:43,883 Well, then why are you being so mean then? 196 00:06:43,885 --> 00:06:49,021 Joel came here, to Australia, to be with me, and be with me 197 00:06:49,023 --> 00:06:51,089 every second of the day. 198 00:06:51,091 --> 00:06:59,130 ¶ 199 00:07:02,934 --> 00:07:07,771 I'm in the training tank, and this feels amazing. 200 00:07:12,776 --> 00:07:14,343 I hate him, he's a wanker, and I'm never going to 201 00:07:14,345 --> 00:07:16,044 speak to him again. 202 00:07:23,619 --> 00:07:25,152 I don't know what's got into Sophie. 203 00:07:25,154 --> 00:07:27,621 Can't she not just let us have this one thing? 204 00:07:27,623 --> 00:07:29,656 She's pissing all over my parade. 205 00:07:29,658 --> 00:07:31,391 [scuba bubbles] 206 00:07:31,393 --> 00:07:32,825 The excitement is back! 207 00:07:32,827 --> 00:07:36,461 There's big fish, little fish, starfish, stingrays. 208 00:07:36,463 --> 00:07:37,528 Whoa, there's a shark! 209 00:07:37,530 --> 00:07:38,962 Oh my God!! 210 00:07:38,964 --> 00:07:44,399 ¶ 211 00:07:44,401 --> 00:07:46,701 I'm not gonna be one of them girls who are upset, 212 00:07:46,703 --> 00:07:49,637 and not if me boyfriends asks if I'm okay, yeah, I'm fine, 213 00:07:49,639 --> 00:07:51,538 because I'm not fine. 214 00:07:51,540 --> 00:07:54,974 ¶ 215 00:07:54,976 --> 00:07:57,943 [dance club music] 216 00:08:04,716 --> 00:08:06,883 Tuesday, I had one of the girls actually ask about pulling, 217 00:08:06,885 --> 00:08:06,883 because it's a singles trip. 218 00:08:06,885 --> 00:08:11,521 They're giving us no hassle, they're even helping us pull. 219 00:08:25,302 --> 00:08:28,570 So when I go out, tash on with a couple lads in a couple weeks, 220 00:08:28,572 --> 00:08:30,004 I gotta watch meself. 221 00:08:30,006 --> 00:08:31,839 I'm in danger of getting called the S-word. 222 00:08:31,841 --> 00:08:33,140 But when Gary and Scott go out and do it, 223 00:08:33,142 --> 00:08:34,975 they're ultimate lads. 224 00:08:34,977 --> 00:08:39,612 [dance club music] 225 00:08:39,614 --> 00:08:41,313 So I see this wicked bird in the club, and I'm thinking to 226 00:08:41,315 --> 00:08:43,148 meself, I'm gonna take her back and do some 227 00:08:43,150 --> 00:08:45,016 Airlie Beach aerobatics. 228 00:08:45,018 --> 00:08:54,925 [dance club music] 229 00:08:54,927 --> 00:08:54,925 [door closes] 230 00:08:54,927 --> 00:08:54,925 I'm so pleased the lads have managed to pull. 231 00:08:54,927 --> 00:08:59,896 If they came home from this singles trip, and not booked 232 00:08:59,898 --> 00:09:03,299 anything, can you imagine the shame they would've felt? 233 00:09:03,301 --> 00:09:06,602 [dance club music] 234 00:09:06,604 --> 00:09:13,608 ¶ 235 00:09:13,610 --> 00:09:14,175 Go for it. 236 00:09:14,177 --> 00:09:14,842 Get out, get out. 237 00:09:14,844 --> 00:09:15,742 Okay, goodnight. 238 00:09:15,744 --> 00:09:15,742 Muah. 239 00:09:15,744 --> 00:09:18,911 Go put that parsnip to good use! 240 00:09:18,913 --> 00:09:20,646 ¶ 241 00:09:20,648 --> 00:09:22,648 We get back to the apartment, I'm buzzing up to the bedroom. 242 00:09:22,650 --> 00:09:24,349 Scott's banging one, I'm banging the other. 243 00:09:24,351 --> 00:09:27,652 This is the perfect, perfect end to this trip. 244 00:09:27,654 --> 00:09:29,186 Whitsunday's done. 245 00:09:29,188 --> 00:09:35,091 ¶ 246 00:09:35,093 --> 00:09:36,659 Last night was proper mint. 247 00:09:36,661 --> 00:09:38,093 Even the balcony seen some action, 248 00:09:38,095 --> 00:09:39,828 'cause I was balls deep on it. 249 00:09:39,830 --> 00:09:42,163 ¶ 250 00:09:42,165 --> 00:09:44,098 This trip has been amazing. 251 00:09:44,100 --> 00:09:46,967 But now I gotta go back there and face sheep Steve. 252 00:09:46,969 --> 00:09:48,768 I cannot be ost. 253 00:09:48,770 --> 00:09:53,005 ¶ 254 00:09:53,007 --> 00:09:57,842 Gary's skills include booking birds and booking trips. 255 00:09:57,844 --> 00:09:57,842 Amazing. 256 00:09:57,844 --> 00:10:02,279 He's just like some sort of crazy sexual travel agent. 257 00:10:02,281 --> 00:10:04,047 We're coming out towards Hamilton air, gonna be on the 258 00:10:04,049 --> 00:10:06,049 ground about two minutes. 259 00:10:06,051 --> 00:10:08,851 Then you get out and kiss the ground. 260 00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:10,686 I don't know if James is gonna be there or not be there 261 00:10:10,688 --> 00:10:11,687 when I get back to the house. 262 00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:11,687 I don't know what's gonna happen. 263 00:10:11,689 --> 00:10:15,190 Quite frankly, I don't really care, but for everyone else's 264 00:10:15,192 --> 00:10:17,959 sake, we're gonna have to sort something. 265 00:10:17,961 --> 00:10:19,360 Make sure their seatbelts are done up for me. 266 00:10:19,362 --> 00:10:21,061 There will be a bounce on the way down. 267 00:10:21,063 --> 00:10:22,328 Oh my God. 268 00:10:22,330 --> 00:10:30,035 ¶ 269 00:10:30,037 --> 00:10:33,204 Hi!! 270 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:35,906 Finally, they come strolling through the door, 271 00:10:35,908 --> 00:10:37,741 as if they've never been away. 272 00:10:44,048 --> 00:10:44,047 Oh, I thought youse happy. 273 00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:44,047 That's what we've been saying. 274 00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:44,047 Top ten beach in the world. 275 00:10:44,049 --> 00:10:49,218 They've been going out, seeing amazing things, getting 276 00:10:49,220 --> 00:10:52,254 absolutely mortal, having the time of their life. 277 00:10:52,256 --> 00:10:54,656 It's just been us three in the house. 278 00:10:54,658 --> 00:10:56,324 James didn't come back? 279 00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:57,992 He's not coming back. 280 00:10:57,994 --> 00:11:00,794 James is not coming back, and I did, that's what I expected. 281 00:11:00,796 --> 00:11:02,729 If you do anything bad in this house, everyone knows, 282 00:11:02,731 --> 00:11:04,129 you get kicked out. 283 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:08,932 And say bye to everyone. 284 00:11:08,934 --> 00:11:14,737 ¶ 285 00:11:14,739 --> 00:11:17,005 [phone rings] 286 00:11:17,773 --> 00:11:18,739 Hello? 287 00:11:18,741 --> 00:11:19,806 Hello, is Gary there? 288 00:11:19,808 --> 00:11:20,973 This is Gary. 289 00:11:30,449 --> 00:11:32,082 What, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 290 00:11:35,086 --> 00:11:37,020 Apparently, sheep Steve is punishing me for losing it at 291 00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:37,020 the end of the night. 292 00:11:37,022 --> 00:11:39,989 There is no way I'm saying sorry to James. 293 00:11:39,991 --> 00:11:42,157 That was his fault, and he's the idiot. 294 00:11:42,159 --> 00:11:44,826 All right, tell you what, fuck off! 295 00:11:45,093 --> 00:11:46,259 [laughing] 296 00:11:46,261 --> 00:11:47,360 What'd he say? 297 00:11:47,362 --> 00:11:48,361 Grab my stuff and go over by James. 298 00:11:48,363 --> 00:11:49,462 What? 299 00:11:49,464 --> 00:11:49,462 To apologize. 300 00:11:49,464 --> 00:11:53,866 That kid punched me, and fucking never punches anyone. 301 00:11:54,300 --> 00:11:59,470 ¶ 302 00:11:59,472 --> 00:12:01,338 Hey, what are you doing? 303 00:12:07,144 --> 00:12:10,012 If James had to go, then so should he. 304 00:12:10,014 --> 00:12:13,715 They were both as much to blame in that situation. 305 00:12:16,752 --> 00:12:16,751 See you later, bro. 306 00:12:16,753 --> 00:12:16,751 See you later. 307 00:12:16,753 --> 00:12:19,086 See you later. 308 00:12:22,223 --> 00:12:31,997 ¶ 309 00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:31,997 Hiya. 310 00:12:31,999 --> 00:12:33,264 Where have you been? 311 00:12:33,266 --> 00:12:34,365 Where's Gary? 312 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:34,365 He's gone. 313 00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,433 He got kicked out. 314 00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:36,433 You're fucking kiddin' us. 315 00:12:36,435 --> 00:12:41,070 This is the best news I've had the whole entire trip. 316 00:12:41,072 --> 00:12:43,138 Finally, Gary's got what's coming to him. 317 00:12:43,140 --> 00:12:45,940 Finally, he's getting punished for his stupid, ridiculous, 318 00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:45,940 skinny actions. 319 00:12:45,942 --> 00:12:50,844 Finally, I can enjoy this without him being here. 320 00:12:56,917 --> 00:13:03,154 ¶ 321 00:13:03,156 --> 00:13:04,088 See you later on. 322 00:13:04,090 --> 00:13:05,389 Bye! 323 00:13:05,391 --> 00:13:07,824 Tonight, I'm gonna go on a date with Dan, and it's gonna be the 324 00:13:07,826 --> 00:13:09,492 last time I see him. 325 00:13:09,494 --> 00:13:12,294 And, I've got to be honest, for me, me and him, was one of 326 00:13:12,296 --> 00:13:13,895 the best things that happened. 327 00:13:14,296 --> 00:13:17,097 ¶ 328 00:13:17,099 --> 00:13:18,264 He's not there. 329 00:13:18,266 --> 00:13:20,332 All I can think is, I'm getting stood up. 330 00:13:20,334 --> 00:13:21,266 He doesn't want to come, he's realized he's 331 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:21,266 better looking than us. 332 00:13:21,268 --> 00:13:24,435 This is how nerves are affecting us. 333 00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:29,505 ¶ 334 00:13:29,507 --> 00:13:31,473 Jesus Christ, I need a drink. 335 00:13:31,475 --> 00:13:32,507 You look nice. 336 00:13:32,509 --> 00:13:33,875 Thank you, so do you. 337 00:13:33,877 --> 00:13:35,843 What are you up to? 338 00:13:35,845 --> 00:13:36,944 We just got back today. 339 00:13:39,314 --> 00:13:42,316 No. 340 00:13:42,318 --> 00:13:43,383 I'm telling you the truth. 341 00:13:43,385 --> 00:13:43,383 [laughing] 342 00:13:43,385 --> 00:13:45,351 Don't want to embarrass us. 343 00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:45,351 [laughing] 344 00:13:45,353 --> 00:13:48,354 I don't want to look like a massive tit who's been 345 00:13:48,356 --> 00:13:50,189 saving meself for him. 346 00:13:50,191 --> 00:13:52,858 Well 'cause I met you last week, and 'cause I seen you the day 347 00:13:52,860 --> 00:13:55,961 before we went away, and 'cause, eh I quite, eh, 348 00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:55,961 'cause I quite like you. 349 00:13:55,963 --> 00:13:59,864 Eh, I didn't do it with anyone else 'cause I like you. 350 00:13:59,866 --> 00:14:01,232 What a wanker! 351 00:14:01,234 --> 00:14:03,100 Ah, you're a good girl. 352 00:14:03,102 --> 00:14:05,402 A good girl after all. 353 00:14:05,404 --> 00:14:05,402 Yeah. 354 00:14:05,404 --> 00:14:05,402 The fact of the matter is, once I started going on dates with 355 00:14:05,404 --> 00:14:09,873 Dan, I couldn't just go and get with other people. 356 00:14:09,875 --> 00:14:12,575 I would've felt guilty, and I hope he sees this. 357 00:14:12,577 --> 00:14:15,177 I hope he doesn't just think I'm a sappy twat. 358 00:14:15,444 --> 00:14:16,377 Going out. 359 00:14:16,379 --> 00:14:18,479 You're going out, are you? 360 00:14:18,481 --> 00:14:21,548 You see, I wanna come, but then I gotta get up early. 361 00:14:21,550 --> 00:14:24,050 Well just come out for a couple. 362 00:14:24,052 --> 00:14:26,152 I'll just tag along and be your wingman. 363 00:14:26,154 --> 00:14:32,057 ¶ 364 00:14:32,059 --> 00:14:34,225 [door closing] 365 00:14:34,227 --> 00:14:36,794 I'm sick to death of staring at these four walls, 366 00:14:36,796 --> 00:14:40,230 so I'm sitting outside, and fucking Gaz walks up. 367 00:14:40,232 --> 00:14:41,097 Right. 368 00:14:41,099 --> 00:14:42,398 I've been sent here as well. 369 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:42,398 Really? 370 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:45,100 I get to the punishment hotel and fucking James 371 00:14:45,102 --> 00:14:47,902 is standing there, awkward. 372 00:14:47,904 --> 00:14:50,137 Oh. 373 00:14:51,105 --> 00:14:53,573 I don't even know what to say to Gaz, and it sounds like 374 00:14:53,575 --> 00:14:56,542 he doesn't even know what to say to me. 375 00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:04,415 I'm the ass of the argument. 376 00:15:04,417 --> 00:15:08,352 All I want is an apology, saying Gaz, sorry I tried punching you, 377 00:15:08,354 --> 00:15:09,252 I shouldn't have. 378 00:15:09,254 --> 00:15:10,486 How hard can it be? 379 00:15:10,488 --> 00:15:14,823 But he's that stubborn, he can't do it. 380 00:15:17,326 --> 00:15:19,393 It's far too soon to resolve differences. 381 00:15:19,395 --> 00:15:21,528 I'm just glad he's staying in a separate room. 382 00:15:21,862 --> 00:15:23,128 Right, we're good. 383 00:15:23,130 --> 00:15:24,395 Right, see you in the morning. 384 00:15:24,397 --> 00:15:25,262 Right. 385 00:15:25,264 --> 00:15:29,565 ¶ 386 00:15:29,567 --> 00:15:31,967 I'm fucking buzzin' bro. 387 00:15:31,969 --> 00:15:35,203 Tonight, we're hitting World Bar, to get back at Gary. 388 00:15:35,205 --> 00:15:38,306 I'm gonna make sure that Scott overtakes him 389 00:15:38,308 --> 00:15:39,607 on the pulling board. 390 00:15:39,609 --> 00:15:44,244 He is going to be the ultimate pulling machine. 391 00:15:44,246 --> 00:15:51,584 [dance club music] 392 00:15:51,586 --> 00:15:54,286 It's a bit shippy, out on a night without my wingman. 393 00:15:54,288 --> 00:15:55,353 But it just means I'm gonna have to pull some birds 394 00:15:55,355 --> 00:15:56,087 for him as well. 395 00:16:07,299 --> 00:16:09,233 Sophie's giving me a free pass to pull tonight. 396 00:16:09,235 --> 00:16:10,567 Next thing you know, I'm gonna have to 397 00:16:10,569 --> 00:16:12,569 ask her permission to go for a fucking wank. 398 00:16:12,571 --> 00:16:21,578 [dance club music] 399 00:16:21,580 --> 00:16:24,414 We get to the club, and I'm already a little bit pissed. 400 00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,416 And I just can't help but feel that this is the last time 401 00:16:26,418 --> 00:16:28,084 I'm ever gonna see Dan. 402 00:16:28,086 --> 00:16:29,752 And I think those two things caught together are making me 403 00:16:29,754 --> 00:16:31,720 a little bit over amorous. 404 00:16:31,722 --> 00:16:35,523 ¶ 405 00:16:35,525 --> 00:16:35,523 What the hell? 406 00:16:35,525 --> 00:16:38,692 Me and Joel don't even go on like this! 407 00:16:38,694 --> 00:16:39,793 Vicky's only met him two minutes and she's all over him 408 00:16:39,795 --> 00:16:41,795 like a bloody rash. 409 00:16:41,797 --> 00:16:45,031 I'm sure she had a boyfriend and a fiancé a couple a month ago. 410 00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:50,603 ¶ 411 00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:04,615 Vicky, you can't just say that! 412 00:17:04,617 --> 00:17:06,350 You're gonna blow the whole cover! 413 00:17:06,352 --> 00:17:08,518 He's not supposed to know that you like him! 414 00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:09,785 Fuck sake. 415 00:17:09,787 --> 00:17:17,192 ¶ 416 00:17:17,194 --> 00:17:19,794 The next thing you know, Scott's got four girls around him like 417 00:17:19,796 --> 00:17:22,362 he's fucking Hugh Hefner. 418 00:17:25,299 --> 00:17:28,200 If you're a girl, and you want to pull Scotty, and he's drunk, 419 00:17:28,202 --> 00:17:30,135 you've probably got a massive chance, 'cause all you got to 420 00:17:30,137 --> 00:17:31,636 do is look at him. 421 00:17:31,638 --> 00:17:33,638 His numbers are going up so much now. 422 00:17:33,640 --> 00:17:35,673 Gary's gonna be gutted. 423 00:17:35,675 --> 00:17:42,379 ¶ 424 00:17:42,381 --> 00:17:45,148 I get back to the house, and I am even drunker than I was in 425 00:17:45,150 --> 00:17:48,518 the club, because I think it's a good idea to continue drinking. 426 00:17:48,520 --> 00:17:53,822 ¶ 427 00:17:57,259 --> 00:17:58,058 Look who's here now. 428 00:17:58,060 --> 00:17:58,058 Hey! 429 00:17:58,060 --> 00:18:00,727 This is Christina and Bree. 430 00:18:04,798 --> 00:18:08,667 My boyfriend is in a complete mortal state. 431 00:18:08,669 --> 00:18:11,136 Joel, inappropriately, is introducing them as 432 00:18:11,138 --> 00:18:14,439 number 11 and number 12. 433 00:18:14,441 --> 00:18:15,606 Let's get some drinks! 434 00:18:18,476 --> 00:18:21,644 Us Geordie's can drink, and we can drink really well, and him, 435 00:18:21,646 --> 00:18:25,147 being a southerner, can't drink for absolute shit. 436 00:18:25,149 --> 00:18:26,681 To your room now. 437 00:18:26,683 --> 00:18:33,687 ¶ 438 00:18:33,689 --> 00:18:35,422 [laughing] 439 00:18:35,424 --> 00:18:37,323 It looks like I didn't need my wingman tonight. 440 00:18:37,325 --> 00:18:39,191 It's all right guys, I've got this covered. 441 00:18:39,193 --> 00:18:42,259 ¶ 442 00:18:44,495 --> 00:18:45,728 I am absolutely buzzing. 443 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:47,730 My pulling prowess has obviously worked. 444 00:18:47,732 --> 00:18:52,668 [laughing] 445 00:18:52,670 --> 00:18:55,871 But I'm fucking mortal, so even if I wanted some kind of D, 446 00:18:55,873 --> 00:18:59,574 I've lost all me motor skills. 447 00:18:59,576 --> 00:19:01,676 [snoring] 448 00:19:01,678 --> 00:19:09,617 ¶ 449 00:19:17,725 --> 00:19:19,726 I woke up next to Dan. 450 00:19:19,728 --> 00:19:21,561 Did I have sex with him? 451 00:19:21,563 --> 00:19:21,561 No. 452 00:19:21,563 --> 00:19:25,331 Did I touch him in inappropriate places? 453 00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:26,732 No. 454 00:19:26,734 --> 00:19:28,733 I just held his hair. 455 00:19:31,903 --> 00:19:35,471 [laughing] 456 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:39,741 [laughing] 457 00:19:39,743 --> 00:19:41,576 I woke up and I'm still pissed. 458 00:19:41,578 --> 00:19:43,744 I can't remember a fucking thing from last night. 459 00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:45,579 Not a fucking sausage! 460 00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:48,248 It's a pity I can't steal you away for a bit, eh? 461 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,584 Yeah, to lie on your sofa with your puppy. 462 00:19:51,586 --> 00:19:55,787 If I'm this drunk now, how fucking drunk was I last night? 463 00:19:55,789 --> 00:19:59,223 ¶ 464 00:19:59,225 --> 00:20:04,427 I still got my dress on. 465 00:20:07,531 --> 00:20:09,265 He's gone forever. 466 00:20:09,267 --> 00:20:11,533 ¶ 467 00:20:11,535 --> 00:20:12,700 Did you fuck her? 468 00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:12,700 Yeah. 469 00:20:12,702 --> 00:20:14,868 I can't believe all four of them actually would've came 470 00:20:14,870 --> 00:20:15,735 back with you. 471 00:20:15,737 --> 00:20:15,735 Two. 472 00:20:15,737 --> 00:20:15,735 You fucked two of them?! 473 00:20:15,737 --> 00:20:15,735 Yeah, four wanted to come back but there isn't room. 474 00:20:15,737 --> 00:20:20,573 Four wanted to come back and have sex with him? 475 00:20:20,575 --> 00:20:22,908 So last night I had a wicked threesome, and the lasses 476 00:20:22,910 --> 00:20:25,343 have already let themselves out, perfect. 477 00:20:28,814 --> 00:20:30,614 So they, so they nailed and bailed?! 478 00:20:30,616 --> 00:20:33,617 Oh my God, Scott got some nasty ass! 479 00:20:33,619 --> 00:20:35,285 Girl, you're smashed. 480 00:20:35,287 --> 00:20:42,291 ¶ 481 00:20:42,293 --> 00:20:44,459 It's my last day in Australia, and we're going 482 00:20:44,461 --> 00:20:45,827 to see the beach. 483 00:20:45,829 --> 00:20:47,895 It's going to be so awful to leave this and go back 484 00:20:47,897 --> 00:20:49,830 to shitty Newcastle. 485 00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:51,498 So help me back, I'll miss this. 486 00:20:51,500 --> 00:20:53,299 I know. 487 00:20:53,301 --> 00:20:55,301 I'll definitely miss the weather. 488 00:20:55,303 --> 00:20:58,437 It's just a bit of a shame that James and Gary can't be here. 489 00:20:58,439 --> 00:20:58,770 Yeah. 490 00:20:58,772 --> 00:20:58,770 I know. 491 00:20:58,772 --> 00:21:02,373 We went through everything with them. 492 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:02,373 We started this as a family, and I really want it 493 00:21:02,375 --> 00:21:05,476 to end the same way. 494 00:21:05,478 --> 00:21:09,213 Losing James and Gary for our last night, it's just going 495 00:21:09,215 --> 00:21:10,781 to mean that tonight won't feel the same. 496 00:21:12,884 --> 00:21:13,483 Yeah. 497 00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:13,483 Yeah. 498 00:21:13,485 --> 00:21:15,318 It's always gonna be awkward now. 499 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:15,318 Especially after the fight. 500 00:21:15,320 --> 00:21:19,822 I just, I just don't think they can ever make up again. 501 00:21:19,824 --> 00:21:20,689 I can't believe it's coming to the end of our 502 00:21:20,691 --> 00:21:20,689 time in Australia. 503 00:21:20,691 --> 00:21:24,259 It's been fucking brilliant, and I just don't want to go home. 504 00:21:24,261 --> 00:21:28,996 ¶ 505 00:21:28,998 --> 00:21:30,864 How, how was it with Dan? 506 00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:32,699 I wish I could tell youse. 507 00:21:32,701 --> 00:21:34,767 I've got no fucking clue. 508 00:21:34,769 --> 00:21:36,502 I can't remember a fucking thing. 509 00:21:36,870 --> 00:21:36,869 [waves rolling] 510 00:21:36,871 --> 00:21:39,338 You seemed happy though last night. 511 00:21:39,340 --> 00:21:42,040 I was happy, dear, I am happy. 512 00:21:42,042 --> 00:21:43,674 I'm finally happy. 513 00:21:43,676 --> 00:21:47,010 In this house, everyone's got so many of their own problems. 514 00:21:47,012 --> 00:21:51,014 I've been forthright sometimes, with, how I feel about Ricci. 515 00:21:51,016 --> 00:21:54,984 I've got over him on me own. 516 00:21:55,352 --> 00:21:56,852 And I'm proud of meself. 517 00:21:56,854 --> 00:22:00,055 This has just been the first person that's made us happy. 518 00:22:00,057 --> 00:22:00,688 Yeah. 519 00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:02,456 Yeah. 520 00:22:02,458 --> 00:22:05,425 I just want more time to be on me own, I think. 521 00:22:05,427 --> 00:22:08,394 Yeah, I'm just glad you've moved on, as well. 522 00:22:08,396 --> 00:22:10,496 Yeah, I'm getting tears, sorry. 523 00:22:10,498 --> 00:22:11,497 Why? 524 00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:11,497 Why? 525 00:22:11,499 --> 00:22:14,967 I don't know, it's just because this is the first place that 526 00:22:14,969 --> 00:22:17,636 I've felt happy in fucking years. 527 00:22:17,638 --> 00:22:20,038 I tell you, I'm scared to go back. 528 00:22:20,040 --> 00:22:21,973 Coming halfway around the world was the only thing I could've 529 00:22:21,975 --> 00:22:24,508 done, the only thing I could've done, to forget him, 530 00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,676 and get over him. 531 00:22:26,678 --> 00:22:29,612 And try and get some semblance of meself back. 532 00:22:29,614 --> 00:22:31,614 ¶ 533 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:31,614 You don't need to be scared, you know. 534 00:22:31,616 --> 00:22:34,350 You just need to be positive about it. 535 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:34,350 [sigh] 536 00:22:34,352 --> 00:22:36,785 Right now you're on your own, you're independent. 537 00:22:36,787 --> 00:22:38,453 This is going to be a stepping stone for you. 538 00:22:38,455 --> 00:22:38,953 This is right. 539 00:22:38,955 --> 00:22:38,953 Yeah. 540 00:22:38,955 --> 00:22:42,823 I just don't wanna go home and go back over. 541 00:22:42,825 --> 00:22:43,857 Yeah, well. 542 00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:43,857 You won't. 543 00:22:43,859 --> 00:22:47,927 I hope that Vicky can carry on being the person she is in 544 00:22:47,929 --> 00:22:50,329 Australia, back in Newcastle. 545 00:22:50,331 --> 00:22:52,631 Strong, happy, and confident. 546 00:22:52,633 --> 00:22:55,600 She needs to not speak to Ricci at all. 547 00:22:55,602 --> 00:22:57,602 This has made you so strong. 548 00:22:57,604 --> 00:23:00,404 You've proved to yourself, and all of us, that you don't 549 00:23:00,406 --> 00:23:02,906 need him anymore. 550 00:23:02,908 --> 00:23:04,107 I'll miss Dan. 551 00:23:04,109 --> 00:23:06,409 I'm a little bit down. 552 00:23:06,411 --> 00:23:08,677 I've had one of the best experiences of me life, 553 00:23:08,679 --> 00:23:10,745 and today we leave that. 554 00:23:10,747 --> 00:23:18,519 ¶ 555 00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:18,519 [door closing] 556 00:23:18,521 --> 00:23:20,921 I come back to pack me stuff, it's my last time in this house, 557 00:23:20,923 --> 00:23:20,921 in Australia. 558 00:23:20,923 --> 00:23:24,858 I just hope Charlotte's there to say bye. 559 00:23:24,860 --> 00:23:28,795 [laughing] 560 00:23:28,797 --> 00:23:30,930 Hi. 561 00:23:30,932 --> 00:23:30,930 Good to see you. 562 00:23:30,932 --> 00:23:34,700 I really don't know what's going to happen between me and Gaz, 563 00:23:34,702 --> 00:23:36,601 but to be honest with you, I've got a lot more important 564 00:23:36,603 --> 00:23:38,369 things to think about. 565 00:23:38,371 --> 00:23:40,037 Like saying bye to me true friends. 566 00:23:40,039 --> 00:23:41,104 How are youse? 567 00:23:41,106 --> 00:23:41,871 Is everything all right now? 568 00:23:49,079 --> 00:23:51,713 I'm so sad that I'm not going to be around for the last night. 569 00:23:51,715 --> 00:23:54,148 'Cause this is always the best night, where everyone comes 570 00:23:54,150 --> 00:23:57,885 together, reminisces on such a good time we've had. 571 00:23:57,887 --> 00:24:00,053 It's just shit I'm not gonna be here for it. 572 00:24:00,055 --> 00:24:04,857 Can I ask all you opinion? 573 00:24:04,859 --> 00:24:07,059 Um, girls without Charlotte are coming out tonight. 574 00:24:07,061 --> 00:24:09,494 I never thought after everything else happened in Australia, 575 00:24:09,496 --> 00:24:11,662 my time here would end not seeing Charlotte and 576 00:24:11,664 --> 00:24:12,963 not speaking to James. 577 00:24:12,965 --> 00:24:14,497 I'm not even drinking tonight, no way. 578 00:24:14,499 --> 00:24:15,397 Why? 579 00:24:15,399 --> 00:24:15,397 [laughing] 580 00:24:15,399 --> 00:24:17,966 We always make disappointments together. 581 00:24:17,968 --> 00:24:22,370 ¶ 582 00:24:22,372 --> 00:24:23,070 I bet it's a bit sad that you're not going to be saying 583 00:24:23,072 --> 00:24:24,871 bye to Char. 584 00:24:24,873 --> 00:24:26,639 It's all right. 585 00:24:26,641 --> 00:24:29,408 Even with Char, it's like, it's different this time. 586 00:24:29,410 --> 00:24:31,743 I think, like, because youse know each other so well, youse 587 00:24:31,745 --> 00:24:33,845 can probably have one of the best friendships ever. 588 00:24:33,847 --> 00:24:35,980 Just tell her that I asked to see her. 589 00:24:35,982 --> 00:24:38,082 Tell her you ran off, or something. 590 00:24:38,084 --> 00:24:41,685 Uh, I know you know she loves shit like that.. 591 00:24:41,687 --> 00:24:41,685 I know it. 592 00:24:41,687 --> 00:24:45,488 After everything that Charlotte and Gary has been through, I 593 00:24:45,490 --> 00:24:48,157 can't believe Gary had the absolute guts to think that he 594 00:24:48,159 --> 00:24:50,559 was gonna leave this house without saying any kind 595 00:24:50,561 --> 00:24:52,160 of bye to Charlotte. 596 00:24:52,162 --> 00:24:56,097 Finally, I makin' him put all his thoughts on paper. 597 00:24:56,099 --> 00:24:58,199 For me, I haven't got a clue what I'm gonna write in this 598 00:24:58,201 --> 00:25:00,201 note, but to be fair, it's probably easier I'm writing it, 599 00:25:00,203 --> 00:25:03,504 than actually saying it to Charlotte's face. 600 00:25:07,975 --> 00:25:11,911 ¶ 601 00:25:11,913 --> 00:25:14,914 I'm so shocked, I can't believe what Gary's writin'. 602 00:25:14,916 --> 00:25:18,517 Finally he's showing his emotion, he's opening up, 603 00:25:18,519 --> 00:25:21,186 but why doesn't he do this when it came to the end. 604 00:25:21,188 --> 00:25:23,021 If he'd just done this before, him and Charlotte 605 00:25:23,023 --> 00:25:24,455 would've been okay. 606 00:25:24,457 --> 00:25:26,757 Right, I'll write it down, and she'll never see it. 607 00:25:26,759 --> 00:25:28,625 She will. 608 00:25:28,627 --> 00:25:30,627 What is it, like a make-up hiding spot? 609 00:25:30,629 --> 00:25:32,595 Put it in her make-up bag. 610 00:25:32,597 --> 00:25:38,134 ¶ 611 00:25:38,136 --> 00:25:40,803 I'm packing me things, and it's starting to sink in. 612 00:25:40,805 --> 00:25:41,737 This is it. 613 00:25:41,739 --> 00:25:43,905 Me Australia trip's over. 614 00:25:43,907 --> 00:25:44,939 All right. 615 00:25:44,941 --> 00:25:47,341 Hi. 616 00:25:47,343 --> 00:25:48,575 I've just got so much stuff that I need to get off me 617 00:25:48,577 --> 00:25:49,943 chest with James. 618 00:25:49,945 --> 00:25:53,046 I wanna tell him how sorry I am about the argument. 619 00:25:53,048 --> 00:25:53,980 How I feel guilty how he's not going to spend 620 00:25:53,982 --> 00:25:55,147 his last night here. 621 00:25:55,149 --> 00:25:57,616 How I feel like it's my fault. 622 00:25:57,618 --> 00:25:59,951 I'm really, really sad to see you go. 623 00:25:59,953 --> 00:26:05,289 Especially 'cause, it's, I feel like, sorta responsible. 624 00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:05,289 Nah. 625 00:26:05,291 --> 00:26:07,691 Don't, honestly, don't worry about, like, me and Gaz 626 00:26:07,693 --> 00:26:10,126 have always had a little bit. 627 00:26:10,128 --> 00:26:10,126 It's nothing to do with you. 628 00:26:10,128 --> 00:26:14,330 Vicky feels guilty about what happened between me and Gaz, 629 00:26:14,332 --> 00:26:15,998 but she doesn't have to. 630 00:26:16,000 --> 00:26:18,000 'Cause after all, she's been there for me in Australia, 631 00:26:18,002 --> 00:26:20,035 so I just wanted to be there for her. 632 00:26:20,037 --> 00:26:21,770 It's shit that Charlotte and Holly's not here and all, 633 00:26:21,772 --> 00:26:25,039 like you'll have to, have to tell them bye from us. 634 00:26:25,041 --> 00:26:25,806 I will. 635 00:26:25,808 --> 00:26:26,673 I will, I'll tell them. 636 00:26:26,675 --> 00:26:26,673 Like, oh. 637 00:26:26,675 --> 00:26:29,776 It would've felt right, if you, you'd be saying, oh, oh, 638 00:26:29,778 --> 00:26:31,210 I'm going to say goodbye to Holly and that, 639 00:26:31,212 --> 00:26:31,210 do you know what I mean? 640 00:26:31,212 --> 00:26:35,280 It's a shame Holly's not here to say bye to, 'cause I'm so glad 641 00:26:35,282 --> 00:26:38,850 that we somehow managed to sort out all our differences, 642 00:26:38,852 --> 00:26:43,654 and get on better, and benefit everyone in the house. 643 00:26:43,656 --> 00:26:44,354 I love you, babe. 644 00:26:44,356 --> 00:26:45,688 Aww. 645 00:26:45,690 --> 00:26:47,022 Love you doll. 646 00:26:47,024 --> 00:26:54,229 ¶ 647 00:26:54,231 --> 00:26:56,197 After everything that Scott and I have done, we've absolutely 648 00:26:56,199 --> 00:26:57,865 smashed Australia. 649 00:26:57,867 --> 00:27:00,400 It's shit that me and him haven't got this last 650 00:27:00,402 --> 00:27:02,769 night out together. 651 00:27:04,271 --> 00:27:08,207 This is the last time I'm gonna get to walk down these stairs. 652 00:27:08,209 --> 00:27:10,809 I really am gonna miss these girls, but at least I know 653 00:27:10,811 --> 00:27:13,878 I've a good one waiting for me when I get home. 654 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:15,379 I can't wait to see Kate. 655 00:27:15,381 --> 00:27:18,215 ¶ 656 00:27:18,217 --> 00:27:20,217 I can't believe this time in Australia has ended, 657 00:27:20,219 --> 00:27:22,085 and I can't even say bye to Charlotte. 658 00:27:22,087 --> 00:27:25,388 And I never ever ever thought I would lose her as a friend. 659 00:27:25,390 --> 00:27:36,265 ¶ 660 00:27:36,267 --> 00:27:37,766 Hello. 661 00:27:37,768 --> 00:27:38,800 Gary and James have just left. 662 00:27:38,802 --> 00:27:39,767 Have they? 663 00:27:39,769 --> 00:27:41,668 I didn't get to say bye. 664 00:27:41,670 --> 00:27:45,738 They left you a note. 665 00:27:45,740 --> 00:27:48,841 I just didn't think the end with me and Gary would be so crap, 666 00:27:48,843 --> 00:27:53,278 or uneventful, or just nothing. 667 00:27:53,280 --> 00:27:56,447 No, no note, nothing. 668 00:27:56,449 --> 00:27:57,915 I know that he's left her a letter, 669 00:27:57,917 --> 00:27:57,915 but I don't wanna tell her. 670 00:27:57,917 --> 00:28:01,985 I want her to find out in her own way. 671 00:28:01,987 --> 00:28:03,853 Well, we'll have a good night, anyway. 672 00:28:03,855 --> 00:28:07,957 ¶ 673 00:28:20,002 --> 00:28:22,269 ¶ 674 00:28:22,271 --> 00:28:24,871 Hey! What are you doing? 675 00:28:24,873 --> 00:28:25,905 Doing this! 676 00:28:25,907 --> 00:28:27,106 [screams] 677 00:28:27,108 --> 00:28:28,373 Oh, you got it! 678 00:28:28,375 --> 00:28:29,807 Oh my God! 679 00:28:29,809 --> 00:28:30,874 What? 680 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:32,075 Really? 681 00:28:32,077 --> 00:28:33,076 Are you kidding me?! 682 00:28:33,078 --> 00:28:34,977 ¶ 683 00:28:34,979 --> 00:28:37,079 Tonight is the family's last night in Australia, so we're 684 00:28:37,081 --> 00:28:39,781 gonna make it one to fuckin' remember. 685 00:28:39,783 --> 00:28:40,414 [cork popping] 686 00:28:40,416 --> 00:28:41,415 Whoa! 687 00:28:41,417 --> 00:28:43,049 Yay! 688 00:28:43,051 --> 00:28:44,483 Cheers, everyone! 689 00:28:44,485 --> 00:28:45,217 Whoo! 690 00:28:45,219 --> 00:28:46,184 Back to the Hummer! 691 00:28:46,186 --> 00:28:48,486 [yelling and cheering] 692 00:28:48,488 --> 00:28:49,753 ¶ 693 00:28:49,755 --> 00:28:49,753 Oh my God! 694 00:28:49,755 --> 00:28:52,922 This night is getting very, very good. 695 00:28:52,924 --> 00:28:52,922 Buzzin'. 696 00:28:52,924 --> 00:28:56,025 Thank God, it's big enough to fit me and my chest in. 697 00:28:56,027 --> 00:28:56,925 Ush, ush, ush. 698 00:28:56,927 --> 00:29:03,297 ¶ 699 00:29:03,299 --> 00:29:05,165 The whole night is the perfect way to pick everyone up, 700 00:29:05,167 --> 00:29:07,500 to cheer everyone up, and make everyone realize that this is 701 00:29:07,502 --> 00:29:09,502 our last night, and even without the lads, 702 00:29:09,504 --> 00:29:11,136 we've got to make the best of it. 703 00:29:11,138 --> 00:29:12,403 [dance club music] 704 00:29:12,405 --> 00:29:13,971 Get your cock out son! 705 00:29:13,973 --> 00:29:17,840 [laughing] 706 00:29:18,308 --> 00:29:20,842 Well, they say fuck! 707 00:29:20,844 --> 00:29:23,511 Scary Canary's been the best club while up here in Australia. 708 00:29:23,513 --> 00:29:25,913 We always get so messy. 709 00:29:25,915 --> 00:29:31,851 [dance club music] 710 00:29:35,088 --> 00:29:36,955 It's the last night, and I look over, 711 00:29:36,957 --> 00:29:38,923 and Scott's talking to girls. 712 00:29:46,964 --> 00:29:48,831 I reckon that Holly's only in a bad mood because she's not 713 00:29:48,833 --> 00:29:50,365 getting drilled, but there's any chance she's going in any 714 00:29:50,367 --> 00:29:52,066 of my toolbox. 715 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,538 [dance club music] 716 00:30:19,959 --> 00:30:22,060 I'm surprised and I'm shocked. 717 00:30:22,062 --> 00:30:23,995 What the hell could be in the letter? 718 00:30:23,997 --> 00:30:26,397 Do I even want to know? 719 00:30:33,204 --> 00:30:35,071 I am intrigued to know what's in the letter, 720 00:30:35,073 --> 00:30:37,239 of course I'm gonna be. 721 00:30:37,241 --> 00:30:38,873 Maybe it's the things I've never know, because, 722 00:30:38,875 --> 00:30:40,975 he can never tell it to me face. 723 00:30:45,379 --> 00:30:46,912 ¶ 724 00:30:46,914 --> 00:30:48,146 The night's been shit! 725 00:30:48,148 --> 00:30:50,481 I heard that! 726 00:30:50,483 --> 00:30:53,984 Hey, Gary. 727 00:30:53,986 --> 00:30:54,484 Gary, say sorry. 728 00:30:54,486 --> 00:30:55,084 What? 729 00:30:55,086 --> 00:30:55,984 Sorry. 730 00:30:55,986 --> 00:30:57,885 Sorry. 731 00:30:57,887 --> 00:30:59,052 So I'm flirting with Scott, and I don't even 732 00:30:59,054 --> 00:30:59,052 know what I'm doing. 733 00:30:59,054 --> 00:31:02,288 I'm not gonna be a freak, 'cause right now, I'm acting like 734 00:31:02,290 --> 00:31:05,057 a fucking retard, but I'm not gonna suck him off. 735 00:31:05,059 --> 00:31:08,260 Let's do a kabob since we're here our last night. 736 00:31:08,262 --> 00:31:09,894 Kabob! 737 00:31:10,128 --> 00:31:11,461 So we're on the other side of the world, and the girls 738 00:31:11,463 --> 00:31:13,162 decide they want a kabob. 739 00:31:13,164 --> 00:31:14,229 However, I think it's about time I start hammering 740 00:31:14,231 --> 00:31:15,897 the fucking lass! 741 00:31:16,231 --> 00:31:16,930 Yay! 742 00:31:16,932 --> 00:31:17,830 We need kabobs! 743 00:31:17,832 --> 00:31:18,430 I need to wee! 744 00:31:18,432 --> 00:31:21,599 I need to wee! 745 00:31:21,601 --> 00:31:23,300 [laughing] 746 00:31:23,302 --> 00:31:23,300 Honey, you can't wee there! 747 00:31:23,302 --> 00:31:25,802 You can't wee in front of all these people! 748 00:31:25,804 --> 00:31:27,570 Yet again, another classy night. 749 00:31:27,572 --> 00:31:30,506 Charlotte's pissing on the floor again, right next to the kabob 750 00:31:30,508 --> 00:31:32,407 shop, and we're shielding her. 751 00:31:32,409 --> 00:31:33,274 Just typical. 752 00:31:33,276 --> 00:31:46,353 ¶ 753 00:31:46,355 --> 00:31:49,956 Hungover as fuck, as per fucking usual. 754 00:31:49,958 --> 00:31:52,291 I'm a little bit down. 755 00:31:52,293 --> 00:31:54,593 I've had one of the best experiences of me life, 756 00:31:54,595 --> 00:31:57,095 and today we leave that. 757 00:31:57,097 --> 00:31:57,095 This is a nightmare. 758 00:31:57,097 --> 00:31:59,964 Why didn't we do this before last night? 759 00:31:59,966 --> 00:32:01,198 Don't know. 760 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:01,198 ¶ 761 00:32:01,200 --> 00:32:03,967 I put the note in Charlotte's make-up bag, and I don't know 762 00:32:03,969 --> 00:32:05,535 if she's gonna read it or not. 763 00:32:05,537 --> 00:32:09,305 But the fact of the matter is, that he did wanna say bye. 764 00:32:09,307 --> 00:32:12,174 Eh, did you know about this? 765 00:32:12,176 --> 00:32:13,608 Yeah, I saw it. 766 00:32:13,610 --> 00:32:15,409 I don't know what's gonna be in the letter. 767 00:32:15,411 --> 00:32:17,277 I don't know how it's gonna make us feel. 768 00:32:17,279 --> 00:32:20,146 Do I want to have took only steps forward, to just go 769 00:32:20,148 --> 00:32:21,580 all the way back again? 770 00:32:21,582 --> 00:32:21,580 Don't get upset. 771 00:32:21,582 --> 00:32:24,316 No, no, I'm not getting upset. 772 00:32:24,318 --> 00:32:26,484 I don't, I'm just not gonna read it. 773 00:32:26,486 --> 00:32:29,286 Why? 774 00:32:29,288 --> 00:32:31,554 'Cause I feel I don't have to. 775 00:32:31,556 --> 00:32:34,557 Nothing Gary can say now can change anything, 776 00:32:34,559 --> 00:32:36,325 but I don't want it messing with me head. 777 00:32:36,327 --> 00:32:38,126 Just crumple it up. 778 00:32:38,128 --> 00:32:42,963 [paper tearing] 779 00:32:42,965 --> 00:32:45,465 ¶ 780 00:32:45,467 --> 00:32:47,433 Well, it's the last day. 781 00:32:47,435 --> 00:32:48,534 [laughing] 782 00:32:48,536 --> 00:32:48,534 It is. 783 00:32:48,536 --> 00:32:51,403 Now it's just me and you four girls. 784 00:32:51,405 --> 00:32:52,237 God, it's weird. 785 00:32:52,239 --> 00:32:52,237 Oh, God, yeah. 786 00:32:52,239 --> 00:32:55,607 We can have the biggest arguments, say the most horrible 787 00:32:55,609 --> 00:32:58,676 things about each other, but, it doesn't matter. 788 00:32:58,678 --> 00:33:01,278 'Cause in this house, we all just get over it. 789 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:02,979 Fact of the matter is, deep down, we all love each 790 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:02,979 other so much. 791 00:33:02,981 --> 00:33:07,450 I feel like now we're done, with being the most dramatic and 792 00:33:07,452 --> 00:33:10,085 like confrontational thing. 793 00:33:10,087 --> 00:33:11,187 Yeah. 794 00:33:11,189 --> 00:33:12,588 D'ya know what I mean? 795 00:33:12,590 --> 00:33:15,190 It's so sad to be leaving without Gary and James because 796 00:33:15,192 --> 00:33:18,126 they are part of this family, and their not being here 797 00:33:18,128 --> 00:33:20,027 is just heartbreaking. 798 00:33:20,029 --> 00:33:23,363 And hopefully one day they'll be able to resolve it. 799 00:33:23,365 --> 00:33:25,765 This is it. 800 00:33:25,767 --> 00:33:27,099 This is... 801 00:33:27,101 --> 00:33:28,133 So, we're ready. 802 00:33:28,135 --> 00:33:28,133 This is... 803 00:33:28,135 --> 00:33:32,237 The lasses might do me head in, but I feel like their protector, 804 00:33:32,239 --> 00:33:35,106 they're like my little sisters, and I'm gonna miss them loads. 805 00:33:35,108 --> 00:33:36,640 To the last remaining housemates! 806 00:33:36,642 --> 00:33:38,241 Australia! 807 00:33:38,243 --> 00:33:39,242 Smashed! 808 00:33:39,244 --> 00:33:39,742 Piped! 809 00:33:39,744 --> 00:33:40,375 Wrecked! 810 00:33:40,377 --> 00:33:41,275 Wasted! 811 00:33:41,277 --> 00:33:42,309 [laughing] 812 00:33:42,311 --> 00:33:46,379 Spoked all over Australia's face! 813 00:33:47,080 --> 00:33:49,815 [phone dialing] 814 00:33:49,817 --> 00:33:50,749 Hello? 815 00:33:50,751 --> 00:33:51,783 Hey, babe. 816 00:33:51,785 --> 00:33:53,217 Hello, darling, how are ya? 817 00:33:53,219 --> 00:33:56,820 Calling Dan to say goodbye is a little bit sad. 818 00:33:56,822 --> 00:33:58,121 I feel as though it's the last time I'll ever 819 00:33:58,123 --> 00:33:59,288 really speak to him. 820 00:33:59,290 --> 00:34:02,124 I'm just saying, all packed. 821 00:34:02,126 --> 00:34:03,458 Oh, you're leaving me, eh? 822 00:34:03,460 --> 00:34:05,359 Yes, I am. 823 00:34:05,361 --> 00:34:07,060 He lives on the other side of the world. 824 00:34:07,062 --> 00:34:10,196 And let's be serious, it was what it was. 825 00:34:10,198 --> 00:34:11,330 Oh, I'll be sad. 826 00:34:11,332 --> 00:34:12,798 Just a little bit. 827 00:34:12,800 --> 00:34:14,199 Yeah. 828 00:34:14,201 --> 00:34:16,401 It was a holiday romance. 829 00:34:16,403 --> 00:34:16,401 It was a pretty good one, at that. 830 00:34:16,403 --> 00:34:22,740 And, well, you've got me number, so just messages whenever, okay? 831 00:34:22,742 --> 00:34:23,807 If I come over, you're gonna have to look after me 832 00:34:23,809 --> 00:34:25,208 over there, yeah? 833 00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:25,208 Yeah. 834 00:34:25,210 --> 00:34:27,410 I'll show you how it's done in Newcastle. 835 00:34:27,412 --> 00:34:29,478 [laughing] 836 00:34:29,480 --> 00:34:30,812 ¶ 837 00:34:30,814 --> 00:34:32,380 Oh, fuck's sake. 838 00:34:32,382 --> 00:34:35,483 ¶ 839 00:34:35,485 --> 00:34:37,418 Fuck. 840 00:34:37,852 --> 00:34:39,319 Lad, you were a legend. 841 00:34:39,321 --> 00:34:40,720 You're the best. 842 00:34:40,722 --> 00:34:41,821 We'll see you again soon. 843 00:34:41,823 --> 00:34:44,190 I'm so sad. 844 00:34:44,192 --> 00:34:47,493 The time in Australia, for me, has been the best ever 845 00:34:47,495 --> 00:34:50,162 time in my whole life. 846 00:34:50,164 --> 00:34:52,164 I'm with me boyfriend, I love him so much, 847 00:34:52,166 --> 00:34:53,565 and everyone loves him too. 848 00:34:53,567 --> 00:34:54,866 We love you! 849 00:34:54,868 --> 00:34:56,367 Bye, Soph! 850 00:34:56,369 --> 00:34:58,102 Goodbye! 851 00:34:58,104 --> 00:35:00,771 [car engine] 852 00:35:00,773 --> 00:35:03,874 ¶ 853 00:35:03,876 --> 00:35:05,208 My turn to go now. 854 00:35:05,210 --> 00:35:06,609 Don't leave. 855 00:35:06,611 --> 00:35:07,876 [crying] 856 00:35:07,878 --> 00:35:10,378 There'll be no boys left. 857 00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:12,713 I know you annoy me sometimes, but I love you. 858 00:35:12,715 --> 00:35:14,648 I know. 859 00:35:14,650 --> 00:35:15,515 I love you. 860 00:35:15,517 --> 00:35:18,451 Come here. 861 00:35:18,453 --> 00:35:21,320 Scott is a big part of my life in the house, because I do go 862 00:35:21,322 --> 00:35:24,323 to him for cuddles, and he does give me attention. 863 00:35:24,325 --> 00:35:27,292 And that daft smile just seems to make everything ok, and I, 864 00:35:27,294 --> 00:35:29,527 I absolutely love him and I'm gonna miss him. 865 00:35:29,529 --> 00:35:30,694 I'm gonna take the mic. 866 00:35:30,696 --> 00:35:32,162 [laughing] 867 00:35:32,164 --> 00:35:33,863 Okay, so, don't bother, we'll be all right. 868 00:35:33,865 --> 00:35:35,464 We'll get a taxi or something. 869 00:35:35,466 --> 00:35:36,898 [laughing] 870 00:35:36,900 --> 00:35:38,733 I'm glad this house is gonna still remember Scotty T. 871 00:35:38,735 --> 00:35:40,701 by massive holes in the walls, smashed lamps, 872 00:35:40,703 --> 00:35:42,769 and a broken piano. 873 00:35:42,771 --> 00:35:43,870 Okay, man! 874 00:35:43,872 --> 00:35:45,538 See this? 875 00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:47,706 We love ya! 876 00:35:47,708 --> 00:35:48,773 [laughing] 877 00:35:48,775 --> 00:35:50,775 Bye, Scotty frickin' T.! 878 00:35:50,777 --> 00:35:50,775 [car horn honking] 879 00:35:50,777 --> 00:35:50,775 Regardless of what everyone thinks, me and Gaz haven't 880 00:35:50,777 --> 00:35:56,113 been in competition while we been in Australia. 881 00:35:56,115 --> 00:35:58,448 But if I had, I won it by a fuckin' mile! 882 00:35:58,450 --> 00:36:02,552 ¶ 883 00:36:02,554 --> 00:36:04,220 You thinking about going back to Newcastle? 884 00:36:04,222 --> 00:36:05,254 Yeah. 885 00:36:05,256 --> 00:36:06,154 You scared? 886 00:36:06,156 --> 00:36:07,488 Yeah. 887 00:36:07,490 --> 00:36:10,858 [crying and sniffling] 888 00:36:10,860 --> 00:36:12,492 I'm allowed to think the whole world here, 889 00:36:12,494 --> 00:36:16,729 do you know what I mean? 890 00:36:16,731 --> 00:36:19,331 I've allowed meself to live in a little porous bricker bubble, 891 00:36:19,333 --> 00:36:21,533 and it's bloody comfortable here, it's nice. 892 00:36:21,535 --> 00:36:24,736 But I know that as soon as I get off that plane, as soon as me 893 00:36:24,738 --> 00:36:27,905 feet touch the ground, I'll have to deal with all of it, head on. 894 00:36:27,907 --> 00:36:30,774 Fucking petrified. 895 00:36:30,776 --> 00:36:32,408 Like, I knew, if I was ever feeling sad or ever feeling 896 00:36:32,410 --> 00:36:35,944 down, I could find yous, you weren't far. 897 00:36:35,946 --> 00:36:37,245 Yeah. 898 00:36:37,247 --> 00:36:37,245 [sniffling] 899 00:36:37,247 --> 00:36:37,245 Every single day, when I got that, and I'm gonna go from that 900 00:36:37,247 --> 00:36:41,349 to not being together anymore. 901 00:36:41,351 --> 00:36:43,417 I know. 902 00:36:43,419 --> 00:36:47,454 Sometimes, I do wish I could just stay here forever. 903 00:36:47,456 --> 00:36:49,889 But I'm braver than that, and I'm stronger than that now. 904 00:36:49,891 --> 00:36:52,925 And I can do it. 905 00:36:52,927 --> 00:36:56,428 It's gonna be a bit shit, but I can do it. 906 00:36:56,430 --> 00:36:57,595 Get over here, cockface. 907 00:36:57,597 --> 00:37:02,933 [laughing] 908 00:37:02,935 --> 00:37:02,933 Bye, babe! 909 00:37:02,935 --> 00:37:02,933 Bye, babe! 910 00:37:02,935 --> 00:37:06,436 Bye, girls! 911 00:37:06,438 --> 00:37:07,270 I love youse. 912 00:37:07,272 --> 00:37:07,770 Love you too. 913 00:37:07,772 --> 00:37:08,804 Good luck! 914 00:37:08,806 --> 00:37:10,772 Thank you! 915 00:37:11,173 --> 00:37:13,941 ¶ 916 00:37:13,943 --> 00:37:16,610 It's a bitch how you didn't get to say bye to Gary and James. 917 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:16,610 I know. 918 00:37:16,612 --> 00:37:20,347 It would've been nice to kinda clarify with James, like, 919 00:37:20,349 --> 00:37:21,448 everything that happened. 920 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:21,448 It would be nice to have a chat. 921 00:37:21,450 --> 00:37:26,820 My intentions were just to completely ignore James, 922 00:37:26,822 --> 00:37:29,222 and I am really happy that we're actually leaving with 923 00:37:29,224 --> 00:37:31,224 some kind of friendship. 924 00:37:31,226 --> 00:37:32,525 Even though it's not the same as before, 925 00:37:32,527 --> 00:37:33,993 there is still something. 926 00:37:33,995 --> 00:37:36,862 I never wanted to not be his friend. 927 00:37:36,864 --> 00:37:39,531 It's just I couldn't let myself be his friend. 928 00:37:39,533 --> 00:37:42,567 Normal families couldn't get through what we've done. 929 00:37:42,569 --> 00:37:44,468 And no matter what's happened, we're always 930 00:37:44,470 --> 00:37:45,335 there for each other. 931 00:37:45,337 --> 00:37:47,637 We are a family. 932 00:37:47,639 --> 00:37:50,006 Big, incestuous, family. 933 00:37:50,008 --> 00:37:51,474 Boo! 934 00:37:51,476 --> 00:37:52,975 [laughing] 935 00:37:52,977 --> 00:37:53,842 What the hell? 936 00:37:53,844 --> 00:37:55,543 Gary's just walked in. 937 00:37:55,545 --> 00:37:57,244 Eh? 938 00:37:57,246 --> 00:37:58,578 I just came to say bye in person. 939 00:37:58,580 --> 00:38:00,813 Well, I'm glad you decided to come and say bye! 940 00:38:00,815 --> 00:38:02,414 We just got a little note on the board. 941 00:38:02,416 --> 00:38:04,215 And your note? 942 00:38:04,217 --> 00:38:04,215 I didn't read it. 943 00:38:04,217 --> 00:38:07,751 I'm shocked, I don't know what the hell is happening, 944 00:38:07,753 --> 00:38:11,654 why he came back. 945 00:38:11,656 --> 00:38:13,922 Um, ah, it's so hard. 946 00:38:13,924 --> 00:38:15,690 I'll give us a minute. 947 00:38:15,692 --> 00:38:16,691 [laughing] 948 00:38:16,693 --> 00:38:16,691 Yeah, go on. 949 00:38:16,693 --> 00:38:18,959 I thought this was gonna be an easy goodbye, but it turns out 950 00:38:18,961 --> 00:38:20,560 it's gonna be so hard. 951 00:38:20,562 --> 00:38:22,261 It is hard for me to say it to your face. 952 00:38:22,263 --> 00:38:23,929 It's just awkward for me, but... 953 00:38:23,931 --> 00:38:25,630 I don't need to know, you know. 954 00:38:25,632 --> 00:38:28,966 I know, I know, it's just, it happened to me personally, like, 955 00:38:28,968 --> 00:38:32,035 like, and honestly, my best time in here was helping you, 956 00:38:32,037 --> 00:38:33,870 and always will be. 957 00:38:33,872 --> 00:38:36,505 And I think Mitch is a lucky lad, and I hope, if he got, 958 00:38:36,507 --> 00:38:39,908 if he gets any of the memories that we had together, 959 00:38:39,910 --> 00:38:41,776 he's the luckiest man in the world. 960 00:38:41,778 --> 00:38:44,478 At me lowest point, Gary made us feel like I was worthless, like 961 00:38:44,480 --> 00:38:47,447 I wasn't worth the shit on his shoe, like he didn't care about 962 00:38:47,449 --> 00:38:50,683 us, and I just hope he doesn't do that with another girl. 963 00:38:50,685 --> 00:38:52,818 'Cause it's the worst feeling in the world. 964 00:38:52,820 --> 00:38:56,288 I've had a lucky escape, a very lucky escape. 965 00:38:56,290 --> 00:38:58,290 He is lucky, 'cause of all the memories I've had, 966 00:38:58,292 --> 00:39:00,258 he's got all of them coming up. 967 00:39:00,260 --> 00:39:03,628 And I hope he makes you happy, 'cause I see you deserve it. 968 00:39:03,630 --> 00:39:04,862 No matter what happens with me and Charlotte, we're gon both be 969 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:04,862 married to other people. 970 00:39:04,864 --> 00:39:07,865 There'll still be some kind of bond there, and it's still 971 00:39:07,867 --> 00:39:10,000 always be a Gary and Charlotte. 972 00:39:10,002 --> 00:39:12,702 You know I'll always be your friend. 973 00:39:12,704 --> 00:39:13,636 I know you will. 974 00:39:13,638 --> 00:39:15,070 [sniffling] 975 00:39:15,072 --> 00:39:20,708 ¶ 976 00:39:20,710 --> 00:39:22,743 I'm not just leaving Gary here, I'm leaving Charlotte 977 00:39:22,745 --> 00:39:23,910 and Gary here. 978 00:39:23,912 --> 00:39:26,045 It's the end. 979 00:39:26,047 --> 00:39:27,546 This is actually the end this time. 980 00:39:27,548 --> 00:39:28,380 I know. 981 00:39:28,382 --> 00:39:29,481 No kisses, no nothing. 982 00:39:29,483 --> 00:39:30,582 [laughing] 983 00:39:30,584 --> 00:39:31,049 Bye. 984 00:39:31,051 --> 00:39:31,749 Bye. 985 00:39:31,751 --> 00:39:32,916 Bye, Gary. 986 00:39:32,918 --> 00:39:35,652 ¶ 987 00:39:35,654 --> 00:39:35,652 What did he say? 988 00:39:35,654 --> 00:39:40,089 He knows that the memories that we've had have been his best, 989 00:39:40,091 --> 00:39:42,057 and he said that, if, he knows that Mitch has got 990 00:39:42,059 --> 00:39:43,892 all of them to come. 991 00:39:43,894 --> 00:39:45,393 And he thinks he's such a lucky lad for having 992 00:39:45,395 --> 00:39:47,061 such a great girl. 993 00:39:47,063 --> 00:39:49,663 [sniffling and crying] 994 00:39:49,665 --> 00:39:56,035 ¶ 995 00:39:56,037 --> 00:39:59,071 Oh, fuck. 996 00:39:59,073 --> 00:40:02,074 ¶ 997 00:40:02,076 --> 00:40:04,576 It's just, it's probably the end now, isn't it? 998 00:40:04,578 --> 00:40:06,044 [sniffling and crying] 999 00:40:06,046 --> 00:40:08,579 But one day he's gonna realize that he missed out on 1000 00:40:08,581 --> 00:40:10,747 everything that you were. 1001 00:40:10,749 --> 00:40:14,517 And he's gonna, like, hate himself for it. 1002 00:40:14,519 --> 00:40:16,118 Yeah. 1003 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:18,587 [sighs] 1004 00:40:18,589 --> 00:40:20,422 Fuckin' hell. 1005 00:40:20,424 --> 00:40:24,893 ¶ 1006 00:40:24,895 --> 00:40:29,096 Australia, the Geordie's have landed! 1007 00:40:29,098 --> 00:40:30,530 Ew, ew! 1008 00:40:30,532 --> 00:40:32,431 I fuckin' hate emus. 1009 00:40:32,433 --> 00:40:33,565 [screaming] 1010 00:40:33,567 --> 00:40:35,433 [screaming] 1011 00:40:35,435 --> 00:40:37,568 A bat in the fucking Geordie Shore house, 1012 00:40:37,570 --> 00:40:39,436 and I fucking maul it! 1013 00:40:39,438 --> 00:40:40,770 [screaming] 1014 00:40:40,772 --> 00:40:42,538 It's the day that Joel's gonna get here. 1015 00:40:42,540 --> 00:40:43,939 [screeching] 1016 00:40:43,941 --> 00:40:45,607 Hey! 1017 00:40:45,609 --> 00:40:46,474 It's Joel! 1018 00:40:46,476 --> 00:40:47,909 Aw, you're gonna get funny! 1019 00:40:47,911 --> 00:40:49,510 [water splashing] 1020 00:40:49,512 --> 00:40:51,879 There's some crazy bird, naked in the garden. 1021 00:40:51,881 --> 00:40:54,181 God forbid I have any tan lines. 1022 00:40:54,183 --> 00:40:56,483 What the fuck are youse doing hiding down there? 1023 00:40:56,485 --> 00:40:56,483 Awkward! 1024 00:40:56,485 --> 00:41:00,220 Steve picking up the sofa that's drenched in my piss. 1025 00:41:00,222 --> 00:41:01,688 Ah, that was wet too. 1026 00:41:01,690 --> 00:41:02,989 Hey! 1027 00:41:02,991 --> 00:41:06,058 ¶ 1028 00:41:06,060 --> 00:41:08,260 I don't know who the fuck the kid thinks he is. 1029 00:41:08,262 --> 00:41:09,728 [grunts] 1030 00:41:09,730 --> 00:41:11,229 We're having a good time, hooray! 1031 00:41:11,231 --> 00:41:12,897 [glass breaking] 1032 00:41:12,899 --> 00:41:14,899 Scott's fuckin' flipped! 1033 00:41:14,901 --> 00:41:17,568 [yelling and screaming] 1034 00:41:17,570 --> 00:41:21,071 ¶ 1035 00:41:21,073 --> 00:41:22,505 Plenty tashing. 1036 00:41:22,507 --> 00:41:24,640 My mission tonight is to pull. 1037 00:41:24,642 --> 00:41:26,742 ¶ 1038 00:41:26,744 --> 00:41:28,276 [screaming] 1039 00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:28,276 ¶ 1040 00:41:28,278 --> 00:41:31,979 Scott's got four girls around him, like he's Hugh Hefner. 1041 00:41:31,981 --> 00:41:33,680 ¶ 1042 00:41:33,682 --> 00:41:36,749 I'll miss the family, fucked up though it may be. 1043 00:41:36,751 --> 00:41:37,950 I'll miss it. 1044 00:41:37,952 --> 00:41:42,487 ¶ 1045 00:41:42,489 --> 00:41:42,520 [theme music]