1 00:00:05,571 --> 00:00:07,204 [opening theme music] 2 00:00:07,206 --> 00:00:08,405 New Castle, done. 3 00:00:08,407 --> 00:00:11,374 Cancun, done. 4 00:00:11,376 --> 00:00:12,441 Australia, guess what? 5 00:00:12,443 --> 00:00:14,242 You're gettin' done. 6 00:00:14,244 --> 00:00:17,044 The Geordies are goin' down under to Australia. 7 00:00:17,046 --> 00:00:18,645 And deep into the bush. 8 00:00:21,782 --> 00:00:25,618 Throw another shrimp on the barbie. 9 00:00:25,620 --> 00:00:29,488 This one is gonna be the best one yet. 10 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:32,791 Is this a fuckin' war? 11 00:00:32,793 --> 00:00:34,559 The anger management woman is here for one person 12 00:00:34,561 --> 00:00:36,093 and one person only. 13 00:00:36,095 --> 00:00:39,195 Scott, it seem that your name has come up most often. 14 00:00:41,398 --> 00:00:44,299 Scotts kickin' off and smashin' the house up, again. 15 00:00:44,301 --> 00:00:45,767 Scott has smashed another thing when he's pissed. 16 00:00:45,769 --> 00:00:48,236 When will he learn? 17 00:00:48,804 --> 00:00:51,138 I am fucking tashing on. 18 00:00:51,772 --> 00:00:54,473 There are plenty tashing. 19 00:00:54,475 --> 00:00:57,142 Before I know it i'm goin' in for the fucking tash. 20 00:00:58,177 --> 00:01:00,311 I'm, sowing me wild oats. 21 00:01:00,313 --> 00:01:03,080 Go on, Vicki. 22 00:01:03,082 --> 00:01:03,847 I'm fucking doin' it. 23 00:01:03,849 --> 00:01:07,183 I've tashed on with Victor. 24 00:01:07,185 --> 00:01:09,818 It's just familiar cock from now on. 25 00:01:09,820 --> 00:01:12,854 Gary still thinks he's got some type of power over us. 26 00:01:12,856 --> 00:01:14,589 Who wants to kiss Gary? 27 00:01:14,591 --> 00:01:19,226 Fuckin' shooting prick. 28 00:01:19,228 --> 00:01:23,663 Now go kiss someone else, 'cuz I'm happy to watch, I dont care. 29 00:01:23,665 --> 00:01:28,300 And once again, we're too fucked to even have sex. 30 00:01:31,170 --> 00:01:33,171 I should have a degree in pullin' women. 31 00:01:33,173 --> 00:01:34,205 I am a Geordie girl. 32 00:01:34,207 --> 00:01:34,205 A VIP edge. 33 00:01:34,207 --> 00:01:37,441 I have never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 34 00:01:37,443 --> 00:01:39,509 I get into this house I'm gonna tear the place up. 35 00:01:39,511 --> 00:01:41,677 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 36 00:01:41,679 --> 00:01:44,279 I'm here, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 37 00:01:44,281 --> 00:01:46,347 The hardest graft I've done is to do me hair. 38 00:01:46,349 --> 00:01:48,515 Geordie Shore, way ay. 39 00:01:48,849 --> 00:02:02,628 [guitar music] 40 00:02:02,630 --> 00:02:04,329 Last night was mint. 41 00:02:04,331 --> 00:02:08,266 But yet again, it ended with Scotty T smashin' somethin'. 42 00:02:08,268 --> 00:02:12,103 If it's not a bird, it's a wall or a piano. 43 00:02:12,404 --> 00:02:14,838 The way Scott is in this house, he's gonna get punished. 44 00:02:14,840 --> 00:02:16,539 It' just a matter of time before Steve turns up 45 00:02:16,541 --> 00:02:19,241 and fuckin' bumps him. 46 00:02:19,809 --> 00:02:22,710 I've found out that theres a new castle in Austrailia. 47 00:02:22,712 --> 00:02:25,379 So I want to take everyone there and see if it's as 48 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:26,480 good as the tune. 49 00:02:33,154 --> 00:02:34,487 What the hell happened last night? 50 00:02:34,489 --> 00:02:36,555 And why was I in such a state ? 51 00:02:36,557 --> 00:02:38,490 At one point I remember Joel being drunk 52 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:39,691 and thinkin' fuck this. 53 00:02:39,693 --> 00:02:41,659 I wanna get drunk now. 54 00:02:41,661 --> 00:02:44,361 And oh my God, I fuckin' did that. 55 00:02:44,363 --> 00:02:45,795 Have a nice. 56 00:02:45,797 --> 00:02:49,598 Bye everyone. 57 00:02:49,600 --> 00:02:51,933 The only people left is me, Charlotte and Gaz. 58 00:02:51,935 --> 00:02:54,535 Which is gonna be really weird. 59 00:02:56,337 --> 00:03:03,142 [electric guitar music] 60 00:03:08,914 --> 00:03:11,181 It doesn't matter how many times you tell Scott, 61 00:03:11,183 --> 00:03:12,916 about what he's doing wrong. 62 00:03:12,918 --> 00:03:16,352 'Cus it just goes in one ear and out the fuckin' other. 63 00:03:16,354 --> 00:03:17,920 The kid thinks he's done no wrong. 64 00:03:21,891 --> 00:03:24,192 [laughter] 65 00:03:29,931 --> 00:03:30,797 Did you see the sign? 66 00:03:30,799 --> 00:03:32,565 Fucking Mooney bridge. 67 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:34,400 So we're driving past Mooney Mooney bridge, which obviously 68 00:03:34,402 --> 00:03:37,770 means you've got to get your crack out. 69 00:03:37,772 --> 00:03:40,606 I'm not sure that's what the Aussies meant. 70 00:03:40,608 --> 00:03:41,773 None of the others wanted to do it. 71 00:03:41,775 --> 00:03:41,773 Why? 72 00:03:41,775 --> 00:03:44,776 'Cus they've gotta a fuckin' shit crack. 73 00:03:44,977 --> 00:03:47,944 So we're drivin up and we see the sign for New Castle. 74 00:03:49,646 --> 00:03:50,612 In Jesmond. 75 00:03:50,614 --> 00:03:52,981 It's got walls... 76 00:03:57,786 --> 00:03:59,486 It's fuckin' kinda nice this beach, though. 77 00:03:59,488 --> 00:04:01,187 If i didn't know any better, I'd think I was 78 00:04:01,189 --> 00:04:02,621 on Whittley Bay Beach. 79 00:04:02,623 --> 00:04:03,388 It's a nice beach. 80 00:04:03,390 --> 00:04:04,455 Man, look at that man. 81 00:04:04,457 --> 00:04:05,689 He's mental. 82 00:04:05,890 --> 00:04:08,691 [electric guitar] 83 00:04:08,693 --> 00:04:11,960 Why would I ever want to go to New Castle in Austalia when 84 00:04:11,962 --> 00:04:13,828 it's gonna be a let down? 85 00:04:13,830 --> 00:04:16,897 It won't have any good kabob shops, people won't be wearin' 86 00:04:16,899 --> 00:04:20,366 false eyelashes, and there won't be a Bijoux. 87 00:04:23,403 --> 00:04:26,471 Last thing I want to do is go to the gym and train. 88 00:04:26,473 --> 00:04:28,239 But I need to get out of the hosue in fresh air 89 00:04:28,241 --> 00:04:29,740 to cure this hangover. 90 00:04:29,974 --> 00:04:31,874 Never been at the gym. 91 00:04:32,408 --> 00:04:34,709 The only workout Sophie is gonna do is with her mouth and her 92 00:04:34,711 --> 00:04:38,579 tounge, and she will talk my ear off while I'm tryin to work out. 93 00:04:38,581 --> 00:04:41,715 So, so ill. 94 00:04:41,982 --> 00:04:46,885 Like, you don't understand how ill I am. 95 00:04:46,887 --> 00:04:49,020 Last night was a night I never though I'd see. 96 00:04:49,022 --> 00:04:51,822 Charloette, with me, drinkin' on a party bus, 97 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:51,822 pullin' girls for us. 98 00:04:51,824 --> 00:04:55,425 Our whole friendship is based on flirtin', that's what I mean. 99 00:04:55,559 --> 00:04:56,458 Yeah. 100 00:05:01,697 --> 00:05:02,863 He keeps talkin' about Charlotte. 101 00:05:02,865 --> 00:05:05,298 and he brings Mitch up all the time. 102 00:05:05,300 --> 00:05:07,566 you never hear Charlotte talk about Gary. 103 00:05:07,568 --> 00:05:09,768 At work and he's like, "Who wants to get home with Gaz?" 104 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:09,768 That weird? 105 00:05:09,770 --> 00:05:12,403 Just like, what the fucks goin' -- she has me 106 00:05:12,405 --> 00:05:13,337 snuggle some girl in front of Charlotte. 107 00:05:13,339 --> 00:05:13,337 I saw that, and she's not gettin' upset over it. 108 00:05:13,339 --> 00:05:18,041 I wouldn't say that to be weird but if that's what it takes, 109 00:05:18,043 --> 00:05:19,909 that's what it takes for me I think. 110 00:05:19,911 --> 00:05:21,777 I think Gary still likes Charlotte, 111 00:05:21,779 --> 00:05:23,945 but Charlotte hates him. 112 00:05:23,947 --> 00:05:23,945 She's moved on. 113 00:05:23,947 --> 00:05:27,048 Do you think there'll be a day when yous can be friends? 114 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:27,048 Oh, yeah. 115 00:05:27,050 --> 00:05:30,418 We're still friends, not i think friends properly 116 00:05:30,420 --> 00:05:32,019 but it's baby steps. 117 00:05:32,387 --> 00:05:35,989 [drums] 118 00:05:35,991 --> 00:05:40,459 This is pretty. 119 00:05:41,027 --> 00:05:42,327 Shall we get some fish and chips? 120 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:42,327 No, I'm fat. 121 00:05:42,329 --> 00:05:45,496 This fish and chips sucks cock. 122 00:05:45,498 --> 00:05:48,298 There's so fuckin' mushy peas, there's no fuckin' chip shop 123 00:05:48,300 --> 00:05:50,266 curry, there's no gravy. 124 00:05:50,268 --> 00:05:53,269 The only thing i fancy is the fuckin' little waiter. 125 00:05:57,674 --> 00:05:57,673 Vicki, is in fucking heat. 126 00:05:57,675 --> 00:06:00,375 She's crackin off with the fish man. 127 00:06:00,377 --> 00:06:01,609 Vicki? 128 00:06:06,481 --> 00:06:06,480 I'm so bad at this.. 129 00:06:06,482 --> 00:06:09,382 I've been doin' all right on the pullin' for him, but despite 130 00:06:09,384 --> 00:06:11,751 that, me game's not what it used to be. 131 00:06:11,753 --> 00:06:14,520 Rather than being all cool, and coy, and collected, I panic 132 00:06:14,522 --> 00:06:16,722 because I think he's gonna walk away and I'm not gonna get a 133 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:18,557 chance to speak to him or express the fact that 134 00:06:18,559 --> 00:06:19,858 I find him attractive. 135 00:06:19,860 --> 00:06:20,725 Are you single? 136 00:06:20,727 --> 00:06:21,726 No, I'm not, sorry. 137 00:06:21,728 --> 00:06:23,060 That's OK. 138 00:06:23,062 --> 00:06:24,428 Pied. 139 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:24,428 [laughter] 140 00:06:24,430 --> 00:06:27,831 I've just been pied in New Castle, Australia. 141 00:06:28,098 --> 00:06:30,099 This would never happin in New Castle, UK. 142 00:06:30,101 --> 00:06:32,101 [laughter] 143 00:06:32,103 --> 00:06:34,837 Mine and George's relationship has come so far that not only 144 00:06:34,839 --> 00:06:38,674 now do I like him, I'm allowing him to be me wingman. 145 00:06:38,676 --> 00:06:38,674 I'm out of practice. 146 00:06:38,676 --> 00:06:41,043 I didn't think you'd go so hard there. 147 00:06:41,045 --> 00:06:41,043 [laughter] 148 00:06:41,045 --> 00:06:44,713 Me and Vicki have gone in like, completely different directions 149 00:06:44,715 --> 00:06:46,014 when it comes to pulling. 150 00:06:46,016 --> 00:06:49,083 She's all over the cock and I just kind of shy away 151 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:49,083 from it now . 152 00:06:49,085 --> 00:06:51,585 Like, I'm a bit scared of it. 153 00:06:51,852 --> 00:06:54,086 [laughter] 154 00:06:55,088 --> 00:06:59,591 [electronic music] 155 00:06:59,593 --> 00:07:01,993 So I get back from the gym with Gaz and I want to tell Charlotte 156 00:07:01,995 --> 00:07:05,429 everything he's been sayin' because he's been talkin' about 157 00:07:05,431 --> 00:07:08,031 Mitch and if anyone was talkin' about Joel in the wrong way 158 00:07:08,033 --> 00:07:11,834 I would wanna know about it, so I'm gonna tell Charlotte. 159 00:07:12,001 --> 00:07:12,000 [sighs] 160 00:07:12,002 --> 00:07:15,503 I was at the gym today with Gaz, and basically the whole 161 00:07:15,505 --> 00:07:17,438 conversation was just about you. 162 00:07:17,440 --> 00:07:18,972 Like, I've moved on. 163 00:07:18,974 --> 00:07:20,506 I've moved on like five months ago. 164 00:07:20,508 --> 00:07:22,040 He said, "We're taking baby steps". 165 00:07:22,042 --> 00:07:22,673 Baby. 166 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:22,673 What you mean? 167 00:07:22,675 --> 00:07:24,242 What does he mean baby steps? 168 00:07:24,244 --> 00:07:26,544 Good friends, again. 169 00:07:26,546 --> 00:07:27,745 We're never gonna be good friends. 170 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:27,745 It's a process. 171 00:07:27,747 --> 00:07:31,115 I can't help but feel really fuckin' pissed off. 172 00:07:31,117 --> 00:07:33,784 When i hear that Gary's been talkin about us to other people. 173 00:07:33,786 --> 00:07:36,486 Next time he brings it up to anyone I people to turn and say, 174 00:07:36,488 --> 00:07:38,087 "Why are you talkin about Charlotte again? 175 00:07:38,089 --> 00:07:38,087 Will you just stop it? 176 00:07:38,089 --> 00:07:41,056 You're starting to look sad and pathetic." 177 00:07:41,058 --> 00:07:42,557 Even if it's good. 178 00:07:42,559 --> 00:07:44,926 Good or bad, I'm fuckin' pissed off. 179 00:07:44,928 --> 00:07:47,094 Why is he talkin' about us at all? 180 00:07:47,096 --> 00:07:48,495 I don't want you to be happy for us. 181 00:07:48,497 --> 00:07:51,831 I don' t want you to talk about us. 182 00:07:52,098 --> 00:07:53,798 OK, twat. 183 00:07:54,232 --> 00:08:02,004 [electric music] 184 00:08:02,006 --> 00:08:03,271 I'm buzzin for tonight. 185 00:08:03,273 --> 00:08:05,940 We're all out and we're hittin' Treadmark. 186 00:08:06,174 --> 00:08:07,807 Way ay! 187 00:08:10,744 --> 00:08:11,710 Uh. 188 00:08:11,712 --> 00:08:14,946 So, I'm drinking meself into oblivion. 189 00:08:16,548 --> 00:08:18,982 Can't go back out another night when I just know that Vicki 190 00:08:18,984 --> 00:08:20,550 is gonne be on the pull. 191 00:08:20,552 --> 00:08:21,918 I'm left by me fuckin' self all the time. 192 00:08:21,920 --> 00:08:24,253 I'm sick of it. 193 00:08:25,888 --> 00:08:27,822 I'm just gonna sit here and not do anything because trying to 194 00:08:27,824 --> 00:08:30,591 get in the way of psycho Charlotte isn't an option. 195 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:35,962 Gosh. 196 00:08:35,964 --> 00:08:37,897 I'm in a drunkin fit of rage. 197 00:08:37,899 --> 00:08:39,164 I'm so dangerous. 198 00:08:39,166 --> 00:08:41,166 I'm showin' everyone the danger. 199 00:08:41,168 --> 00:08:43,067 Ahh! 200 00:08:45,937 --> 00:08:48,772 Step back, I may harm you. 201 00:08:48,774 --> 00:08:51,841 [laughter] 202 00:08:51,843 --> 00:08:53,209 What is it with this house? 203 00:08:53,211 --> 00:08:55,644 We all just love smashin it up. 204 00:08:56,012 --> 00:08:57,879 Portrairt of disfunction. 205 00:08:58,213 --> 00:09:07,921 [guitar music] 206 00:09:07,923 --> 00:09:10,056 Joel and Sophie deside to stay in tonight, and you can't blame 207 00:09:10,058 --> 00:09:11,924 them for wanting a bit of alone time. 208 00:09:11,926 --> 00:09:14,259 But the rest of us are headin to Trademark. 209 00:09:14,261 --> 00:09:20,998 [electric piano] 210 00:09:21,000 --> 00:09:23,133 I may be out with just the singles tongiht, but it beats 211 00:09:23,135 --> 00:09:26,169 stayin in the house with psycho Charlotte and Sophie and 212 00:09:26,171 --> 00:09:29,038 Joel and the bondage girl. 213 00:09:35,277 --> 00:09:38,145 Holly, has from somewhere, developed cock fright. 214 00:09:38,147 --> 00:09:40,180 I don't know where it came from, but I'm gonna see to the end 215 00:09:40,182 --> 00:09:42,649 of it and get her back in that saddle. 216 00:09:50,924 --> 00:09:52,124 Holly doesn't seem herself. 217 00:09:52,126 --> 00:09:54,326 She's not bothered about chasin' cock. 218 00:09:54,328 --> 00:09:56,361 I don't know if either, she knows she can't compete 219 00:09:56,363 --> 00:10:00,098 with Vicki, or Scott has just put her off his. 220 00:10:12,711 --> 00:10:17,948 [guitar music] 221 00:10:17,950 --> 00:10:20,183 Me and Joel have had so much fun lately, but now I think 222 00:10:20,185 --> 00:10:23,286 it's time to have sex too. 223 00:10:27,991 --> 00:10:29,291 Why's that? 224 00:10:29,293 --> 00:10:30,625 'Cus -- It was really good though. 225 00:10:30,627 --> 00:10:31,225 Was it? 226 00:10:31,227 --> 00:10:31,225 Good. 227 00:10:31,227 --> 00:10:36,697 Me and Joel really can't believe how far we've came from anal to 228 00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:41,902 bondage, to BJs behind the decks and now to having 229 00:10:41,904 --> 00:10:43,904 a meal in Australia. 230 00:10:45,039 --> 00:10:46,272 I am happy. 231 00:10:50,043 --> 00:10:50,042 Bitches? 232 00:10:50,044 --> 00:10:54,079 So, me and Joel are trying to have a nice night in, spend a 233 00:10:54,081 --> 00:10:57,882 bit of time together, and Charlotte comes and 234 00:10:57,884 --> 00:11:00,684 be's the thrid fucking wheel. 235 00:11:06,257 --> 00:11:06,256 Yeah, I know. 236 00:11:06,258 --> 00:11:10,226 I do get what she means, when all the girls are out and having 237 00:11:10,228 --> 00:11:12,127 a good time, the last thing we want to see is one girl 238 00:11:12,129 --> 00:11:14,362 goin off kissin boys. 239 00:11:23,137 --> 00:11:25,805 Me and the girls feel like we're kind of loosing Vicky. 240 00:11:25,807 --> 00:11:27,206 She's goin' crazy. 241 00:11:30,343 --> 00:11:34,245 Gettin' confused like, we don't even know her anymore. 242 00:11:39,918 --> 00:11:45,856 [electric music] 243 00:11:45,858 --> 00:11:46,756 I see a girl at the end of the night but she's 244 00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:46,756 got a friend with her. 245 00:11:46,758 --> 00:11:50,092 So I'm thinking, if I get her back, i'll get her friend back. 246 00:11:57,767 --> 00:11:59,667 All these wing gents have had two girls. 247 00:11:59,669 --> 00:12:03,237 Holly, I've had two girls before, I can handle it. 248 00:12:07,709 --> 00:12:09,376 Scott and Gary completely lowered their 249 00:12:09,378 --> 00:12:11,211 standards in Australia. 250 00:12:11,213 --> 00:12:14,781 Like, most of the girls at the port are average at best. 251 00:12:26,159 --> 00:12:30,061 They can't keep treating this house like a fucking hotel. 252 00:12:30,063 --> 00:12:33,497 you can't just keep bringing these girls back and expectin' 253 00:12:33,499 --> 00:12:35,899 us to be OK with it all the time. 254 00:12:35,901 --> 00:12:39,269 And bein' a nuisance at the end of lights out just to go 255 00:12:39,271 --> 00:12:41,004 and neck on with some girls? 256 00:12:41,006 --> 00:12:42,238 I just, what? 257 00:12:42,240 --> 00:12:45,307 I don't get it. 258 00:12:57,019 --> 00:12:58,786 Me and Holly are winding each other up talking about the 259 00:12:58,788 --> 00:13:01,321 fact that Scott is treated totally unfairlly. 260 00:13:01,323 --> 00:13:03,856 He's complete golden boy in this house. 261 00:13:03,858 --> 00:13:05,123 And he's not getting any retribution for 262 00:13:05,125 --> 00:13:07,191 his horrible behavior. 263 00:13:15,033 --> 00:13:17,534 Scott, bring the oversized man troll that he is, 264 00:13:17,536 --> 00:13:19,502 is thinking with his fucking cock again. 265 00:13:19,504 --> 00:13:19,502 He is fucked. 266 00:13:19,504 --> 00:13:22,171 He's pissing everyone off and there is going to 267 00:13:22,173 --> 00:13:24,239 be serious retribution. 268 00:13:33,848 --> 00:13:38,284 [guitar and drums] 269 00:13:38,286 --> 00:13:40,286 I've had a shit night, I'm winding myself up thinking about 270 00:13:40,288 --> 00:13:42,288 how Scott gets away with bloody murder. 271 00:13:42,290 --> 00:13:44,790 All I want is to have a bitch and have a fuckin pizza. 272 00:13:44,792 --> 00:13:49,361 We have the pizza. 273 00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:49,361 But not Holly. 274 00:13:49,363 --> 00:13:52,897 Holly does not want the Italian delecacy that is pizza. 275 00:13:52,899 --> 00:13:54,164 She wants distruction. 276 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,932 And she's gonna fuckin' get it. 277 00:13:56,066 --> 00:13:57,566 I'm fuckin sick of people gettin' fuckin' 278 00:13:57,568 --> 00:13:59,200 preferential treatment. 279 00:13:59,202 --> 00:14:02,203 This isn't about pizza, this is about something much bigger. 280 00:14:02,205 --> 00:14:04,538 This is about equality and women's rights and I'm gonna 281 00:14:04,540 --> 00:14:07,073 stand up for what is right. 282 00:14:07,075 --> 00:14:08,774 [screams] 283 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:11,209 Oh, my God. 284 00:14:11,211 --> 00:14:12,543 The girls are into it again. 285 00:14:12,545 --> 00:14:14,278 They're screaming, they're shoutin'. 286 00:14:14,280 --> 00:14:15,212 I don't care. 287 00:14:15,214 --> 00:14:17,047 Their voices, boars. 288 00:14:17,049 --> 00:14:19,049 I'm sick of people getting preferential treament. 289 00:14:19,051 --> 00:14:21,117 Scott gets to bring girls back every fuckin -- and he smashed 290 00:14:21,119 --> 00:14:24,920 the fuckin' place up like four times. 291 00:14:24,922 --> 00:14:28,089 And I get sent away for fuckin' three days. 292 00:14:28,091 --> 00:14:29,323 Obviously, these girls are all grown up now, 293 00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:29,323 they're all mature. 294 00:14:29,325 --> 00:14:32,225 And when they kick off, you've just got to give them a pizza 295 00:14:32,227 --> 00:14:34,093 and a can of pop and send 'em to bed. 296 00:14:34,095 --> 00:14:36,128 Because that's what real mature girls do. 297 00:14:36,130 --> 00:14:41,499 [electric guitar] 298 00:14:41,501 --> 00:14:45,069 I love this house, I love Australia, I'm going to bed 299 00:14:45,071 --> 00:14:46,804 with these two girls. 300 00:14:46,806 --> 00:14:49,239 They're kissin each other, banging together. 301 00:14:49,241 --> 00:14:51,307 I don't understand why girls complain so much, 302 00:14:51,309 --> 00:14:54,443 this is amazing. 303 00:14:54,445 --> 00:14:57,179 The only place for me and this bird to go is the sofa. 304 00:14:57,181 --> 00:14:58,914 I'm at a loss, as long as it is shock proof, 305 00:14:58,916 --> 00:15:00,315 I don't give a fuck. 306 00:15:01,216 --> 00:15:14,528 [soft guitar] 307 00:15:14,530 --> 00:15:17,531 Where's everyone at? 308 00:15:17,533 --> 00:15:18,865 Everyone's gone. 309 00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:19,932 Where? 310 00:15:19,934 --> 00:15:21,333 Like, literally gone. 311 00:15:21,335 --> 00:15:22,000 To the beach? 312 00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:22,000 No. 313 00:15:22,002 --> 00:15:24,369 Charlottes gone, Scotts gone and I think Holly's gone, 314 00:15:24,371 --> 00:15:25,136 I think kicked out. 315 00:15:25,138 --> 00:15:26,837 What for? 316 00:15:26,839 --> 00:15:27,938 Charlotte kicked off. 317 00:15:27,940 --> 00:15:29,306 I don't know what-- 318 00:15:29,308 --> 00:15:30,974 So basically Charlotte kicked off because she 319 00:15:30,976 --> 00:15:32,275 didn't want to go out. 320 00:15:32,277 --> 00:15:33,843 All right. 321 00:15:33,845 --> 00:15:36,245 She was angry, and ended up smashing-- 322 00:15:36,247 --> 00:15:37,212 She's been kicked out for that? 323 00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:37,212 Yeah. 324 00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:37,212 'Cus she smashed the four doors off. 325 00:15:37,214 --> 00:15:41,249 I hope that everyone else is getting punished. 326 00:15:41,251 --> 00:15:44,118 I hope that they're cleaning up poo, they're shaving sheep 327 00:15:44,120 --> 00:15:45,652 and they're wipping each others asses because 328 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:45,652 that's what they deserve. 329 00:15:45,654 --> 00:15:48,421 Don't you think the girls done it in a way because Scott 330 00:15:48,423 --> 00:15:49,889 gets away with it. 331 00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:49,889 And they thought they could? 332 00:15:49,891 --> 00:15:52,258 They thought they would, but obviously not. 333 00:15:52,260 --> 00:15:54,093 They did it and haven't got away with it. 334 00:15:54,095 --> 00:15:56,295 Everyone in the house has been saying for ages, 335 00:15:56,297 --> 00:15:58,163 that Scott needs to get punished for the way that 336 00:15:58,165 --> 00:15:59,631 he's been goin on in the house. 337 00:15:59,633 --> 00:16:01,966 But I don't think that Holly and Charloette expected 338 00:16:01,968 --> 00:16:04,268 to get punished as well. 339 00:16:04,270 --> 00:16:06,136 So it's just me, you, Vicky and Gaz? 340 00:16:06,138 --> 00:16:07,170 Yeah. 341 00:16:07,172 --> 00:16:08,538 That's it? 342 00:16:13,143 --> 00:16:14,877 Nah, nah, nah. 343 00:16:16,613 --> 00:16:18,914 Take your toothbrush? 344 00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:20,949 Hey, so-- 345 00:16:20,951 --> 00:16:20,949 Yeah? 346 00:16:20,951 --> 00:16:22,984 It's fuckin' ghosts that I do not like. 347 00:16:22,986 --> 00:16:24,085 What? 348 00:16:24,087 --> 00:16:24,085 That. 349 00:16:24,087 --> 00:16:26,320 See it there, a trip that's planned for the most haunted 350 00:16:26,322 --> 00:16:27,521 house in Australia, right? 351 00:16:27,523 --> 00:16:27,521 I believe in ghosts. 352 00:16:27,523 --> 00:16:32,959 I've seen so many ghosts in my life, but Vicky is a sceptic. 353 00:16:32,961 --> 00:16:34,260 It's only gonna be funny. 354 00:16:34,262 --> 00:16:36,028 Honestly, I dont, I don't like-- 355 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:36,028 Wait, lass. 356 00:16:36,030 --> 00:16:38,430 What you gonna do if it's haunted? 357 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:38,430 It's only a ghost. 358 00:16:38,432 --> 00:16:40,165 Do you believe in things like that? 359 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:40,165 Yeah. 360 00:16:40,167 --> 00:16:41,466 Fuckin' love shit like that. 361 00:16:41,468 --> 00:16:42,700 I don't. 362 00:16:49,507 --> 00:16:49,506 Do yous believe? 363 00:16:49,508 --> 00:16:50,940 Do you believe in this? 364 00:16:50,942 --> 00:16:51,408 Do I? 365 00:16:51,410 --> 00:16:52,275 Not. 366 00:16:52,277 --> 00:16:53,109 Do you not? 367 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:53,109 Absolutely not. 368 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:53,109 It's a load of crock. 369 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:53,109 It's a load of shit. 370 00:16:53,111 --> 00:16:57,480 So everyone is buzzin' 'cus we're goin' to this most 371 00:16:57,482 --> 00:16:57,480 haunted house in Australia. 372 00:16:57,482 --> 00:17:01,517 As opposed to gooing to every other haunted house that 373 00:17:01,519 --> 00:17:04,520 is just full of the same fake shit that doesn't exsist. 374 00:17:08,625 --> 00:17:10,125 I can't see it. 375 00:17:10,127 --> 00:17:10,792 Can't see anything. 376 00:17:10,794 --> 00:17:12,727 Oh my gosh. 377 00:17:12,729 --> 00:17:14,295 Just like, fields and stuff. 378 00:17:14,297 --> 00:17:15,529 There, that's it. 379 00:17:15,531 --> 00:17:17,397 It looks like, somethin off a horror film. 380 00:17:17,399 --> 00:17:19,465 Oh my God. 381 00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:21,467 So, we pull up to the haunted house. 382 00:17:21,469 --> 00:17:23,802 It's dark, it's rainnin'. 383 00:17:23,804 --> 00:17:27,238 Fuck me, this is scary. 384 00:17:31,710 --> 00:17:33,677 This room is probably the most calm and collected 385 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:33,677 room in the house. 386 00:17:33,679 --> 00:17:37,847 People come into this room and no one says they're freaked out. 387 00:17:37,849 --> 00:17:41,550 I'm sorry to interrupt, but this is like, somethings really goin 388 00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:43,318 on with me foot. 389 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:45,219 Really? 390 00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:46,687 Oh my God, is it just me? 391 00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:46,687 Why is it just me? 392 00:17:46,689 --> 00:17:50,757 Something has just touched me on the leg and I know for 393 00:17:50,759 --> 00:17:52,592 a fact it was a ghost. 394 00:17:52,594 --> 00:17:55,227 It, something just go like that in me foot. 395 00:17:55,229 --> 00:17:57,562 Feel how cold it is there. 396 00:17:57,564 --> 00:17:59,163 Yeah, it is actually cold, isn't it? 397 00:17:59,165 --> 00:18:00,330 It was probably Gaz, man. 398 00:18:00,332 --> 00:18:00,330 The creepy prick. 399 00:18:00,332 --> 00:18:03,399 He hasn't been booked in about fifteen mintures. 400 00:18:05,301 --> 00:18:07,568 Now, the bedroom that we put you into tonight, is one of the 401 00:18:07,570 --> 00:18:10,137 rooms that we have the most amount of trouble with. 402 00:18:10,139 --> 00:18:11,371 So i think we'll head inside and start preparing 403 00:18:11,373 --> 00:18:13,706 for the night ahead. 404 00:18:14,140 --> 00:18:15,173 [mumbles] 405 00:18:15,175 --> 00:18:16,140 Fuck. 406 00:18:16,142 --> 00:18:18,509 Get in trouble with me. 407 00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:18,509 I'll look after you. 408 00:18:18,511 --> 00:18:22,079 So the room that we've got to sleep in is the most haunted 409 00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:24,514 room in the whole entire house. 410 00:18:24,516 --> 00:18:26,749 And I crap myself beacuse the bed that me and Vicki are 411 00:18:26,751 --> 00:18:29,685 sleepin on is where someone died. 412 00:18:30,186 --> 00:18:32,120 Ghosties, ghosties. 413 00:18:32,122 --> 00:18:33,688 Who gives a fuck? 414 00:18:33,690 --> 00:18:35,790 That's the same as every B and B in New Castle. 415 00:18:37,225 --> 00:18:48,301 [electric guitar] 416 00:18:48,303 --> 00:18:50,636 I've been kicked out of the house, again. 417 00:18:50,638 --> 00:18:52,270 I'm in the punishment hotel. 418 00:18:52,272 --> 00:18:54,171 I feel like it's me second fuckin' home as I've spent 419 00:18:54,173 --> 00:18:55,906 more time here than I have at the house. 420 00:18:55,908 --> 00:18:56,806 But on the plus side. 421 00:18:56,808 --> 00:18:58,207 Scott's with us as well. 422 00:18:58,209 --> 00:19:00,876 Finally, some justice. 423 00:19:01,844 --> 00:19:03,511 Well, this is shit. 424 00:19:03,513 --> 00:19:04,879 Last night I was balls deep and tonight I'm just gonna have 425 00:19:04,881 --> 00:19:07,381 a tug in this fuckin' shit hotel. 426 00:19:07,682 --> 00:19:09,349 We really fucked off this time. 427 00:19:09,351 --> 00:19:09,349 I wonder if this is it? 428 00:19:09,351 --> 00:19:12,652 I hope this is the end of the punishment. 429 00:19:12,654 --> 00:19:14,887 I really don't want Steve to have something else shit 430 00:19:14,889 --> 00:19:17,222 lined up for us to do. 431 00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:19,556 Awe, fucking shit I hate this room. 432 00:19:19,558 --> 00:19:20,757 And it's hot. 433 00:19:20,759 --> 00:19:24,393 Do you think jumping around like a tit? 434 00:19:24,395 --> 00:19:25,894 I'm so bored, man. 435 00:19:25,896 --> 00:19:28,596 Scott is this big ball of energy and he can't find 436 00:19:28,598 --> 00:19:30,364 anywhere to release it. 437 00:19:30,366 --> 00:19:31,898 He's locked in this little tiny room like a caged 438 00:19:31,900 --> 00:19:33,900 animal bursting to get out. 439 00:19:34,935 --> 00:19:37,903 I wonder if Gary's calling Scott. 440 00:19:37,905 --> 00:19:37,903 Fuckin needs to, eh? 441 00:19:37,905 --> 00:19:41,740 And he's catchin up with you on the telly. 442 00:19:41,742 --> 00:19:44,342 'Cus if he's not, he needs to. 443 00:19:44,576 --> 00:19:46,643 Keep up the good work. 444 00:19:46,777 --> 00:19:48,144 I need a break. 445 00:19:48,411 --> 00:19:49,911 I've seen too much. 446 00:19:49,913 --> 00:19:51,512 [laughter] 447 00:19:51,514 --> 00:19:53,747 Scott can sit there and deny that he's not worried that 448 00:19:53,749 --> 00:19:55,582 Gary's catching up on him. 449 00:19:55,584 --> 00:19:58,585 By bookin more people while he's stuck in this motel with us. 450 00:19:58,587 --> 00:20:00,553 But he can't fool me and Holly. 451 00:20:00,555 --> 00:20:01,921 He's shittin' himself. 452 00:20:01,923 --> 00:20:04,923 I can see it right in his beadly little fuckin' eyes. 453 00:20:06,759 --> 00:20:08,693 Be in in a bit. 454 00:20:08,695 --> 00:20:09,727 Bye. 455 00:20:09,729 --> 00:20:11,295 Nightties. 456 00:20:12,930 --> 00:20:16,932 [crickets chirping] 457 00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:19,334 Fuck. 458 00:20:19,535 --> 00:20:21,802 It's the middle of the night and I wide awake. 459 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:24,971 And as I look up, I see all the bed posts shakin', 460 00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,273 I'm shittin' meself. 461 00:20:27,275 --> 00:20:29,174 I felt the bed move. 462 00:20:30,276 --> 00:20:32,577 Sophie wakes us up, scared in the middle of the night. 463 00:20:32,579 --> 00:20:34,912 Apparently, she's seen something. 464 00:20:34,914 --> 00:20:36,446 There, there Sophie. 465 00:20:36,448 --> 00:20:37,880 Don't worry about it. 466 00:20:37,882 --> 00:20:40,515 Antie Vicky has scared all the crazy ghosts away. 467 00:20:40,749 --> 00:20:42,649 So you can go back to sleep, pet. 468 00:20:42,651 --> 00:20:44,517 Fuck me. 469 00:20:49,588 --> 00:20:50,988 I've definitely got cock fright. 470 00:20:50,990 --> 00:20:53,256 And I think I've definately, like -- 471 00:20:53,258 --> 00:20:53,923 Is that, is that? 472 00:20:53,925 --> 00:20:55,291 -- lost my slag title. 473 00:20:55,293 --> 00:20:57,293 And I'm really glad about it, you know? 474 00:20:57,295 --> 00:20:58,994 Holly is saying that she's got cock fright. 475 00:20:58,996 --> 00:21:01,796 Is that a fuckin' shotgun, or is it? 476 00:21:01,798 --> 00:21:03,964 It's just like, a little play time. 477 00:21:03,966 --> 00:21:06,633 Little? 478 00:21:06,635 --> 00:21:10,203 For when I'm drunk. 479 00:21:10,205 --> 00:21:11,904 Because we both know that if we were sober, 480 00:21:11,906 --> 00:21:13,972 we wouldn't do anything. 481 00:21:13,974 --> 00:21:15,673 Scott is the only familiar cock that I've actually got access 482 00:21:15,675 --> 00:21:17,307 to in Australia. 483 00:21:17,309 --> 00:21:19,742 So when I'm mortal it's just easier to go for him. 484 00:21:19,744 --> 00:21:21,977 Not very easy. 485 00:21:21,979 --> 00:21:22,877 Well, yeah. 486 00:21:22,879 --> 00:21:24,578 You were dead easy that day. 487 00:21:24,580 --> 00:21:26,980 How, fuckin' rude. 488 00:21:26,982 --> 00:21:31,317 [guitar and drums] 489 00:21:31,319 --> 00:21:34,353 So I wake up in the most haunted house in Australia, but I've had 490 00:21:34,355 --> 00:21:37,522 the best night's sleep since I've got here. 491 00:21:37,524 --> 00:21:39,757 I am so surprised that I wasn't scared of the haunted house. 492 00:21:39,759 --> 00:21:42,326 I honestly think I'll get a bigger fright goin' in the girls 493 00:21:42,328 --> 00:21:44,328 room and seein' 'em with no make-up on. 494 00:21:44,330 --> 00:21:47,864 [sarcastic screams] 495 00:21:47,866 --> 00:21:49,232 I wake up fresh as a daisy. 496 00:21:49,234 --> 00:21:50,600 Of course, I do. 497 00:21:50,602 --> 00:21:53,669 Because there's no such thing as fucking ghosts. 498 00:21:53,671 --> 00:21:57,906 I can't wait to just get home and get pissed. 499 00:22:02,978 --> 00:22:06,447 Me, Holly and Scott we're bored, we're tired, we're sick of our 500 00:22:06,449 --> 00:22:09,783 lives and we just wanna go back home to see the others. 501 00:22:09,785 --> 00:22:11,851 Steve is such an asshole. 502 00:22:11,853 --> 00:22:18,523 I hate him more than any boss we've ever had. 503 00:22:18,525 --> 00:22:21,259 I'd rather be anywhere but near Steve ever again. 504 00:22:21,261 --> 00:22:25,696 Speak of the Devil, here he is, walkin' in. 505 00:22:25,698 --> 00:22:27,397 God's sick. 506 00:22:27,399 --> 00:22:29,432 Yous are really starting to piss me freakin' off. 507 00:22:29,434 --> 00:22:30,800 That's why you're out here on this 508 00:22:30,802 --> 00:22:30,800 little fuckin' holiday camp. 509 00:22:30,802 --> 00:22:34,003 I'd be havin a fuckin' nightmare down here, eh? 510 00:22:34,005 --> 00:22:35,437 It is a bit of a nightmare, that's -- 511 00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:37,472 We're havin to appologize to Steve, 512 00:22:37,474 --> 00:22:40,675 and the only reason we're doin it is 'cus we wanna go home. 513 00:22:40,677 --> 00:22:41,809 Sorry, Steve. 514 00:22:41,811 --> 00:22:42,676 Sorry. 515 00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:42,676 Sorry. 516 00:22:42,678 --> 00:22:44,310 It's a fuckin' enough. 517 00:22:44,312 --> 00:22:44,310 Sorry. 518 00:22:44,312 --> 00:22:49,081 But I don't want to appologize, I feel weak, I feel dissheveld. 519 00:22:49,083 --> 00:22:50,582 Do you see the Queen apoplogizing? 520 00:22:50,584 --> 00:22:52,050 No. 521 00:22:52,052 --> 00:22:53,518 Before yous go there I want you to go out and run an 522 00:22:53,520 --> 00:22:55,019 errand for me, okay? 523 00:22:55,021 --> 00:22:57,054 Oh, no, Steve. 524 00:22:57,056 --> 00:22:57,954 Just get in the fucking car, don't carry on -- 525 00:22:57,956 --> 00:22:59,588 No! 526 00:22:59,590 --> 00:23:01,890 I've heard enough of you, fucking dog and everything else, 527 00:23:01,892 --> 00:23:01,890 OK? 528 00:23:01,892 --> 00:23:05,727 I'm so thankful that Scott is finally getting punished, 529 00:23:05,729 --> 00:23:08,663 but not to the degree that I have to go with him. 530 00:23:08,665 --> 00:23:11,365 Why has this happened, and why me? 531 00:23:11,367 --> 00:23:12,833 OK, Charlotte? 532 00:23:12,835 --> 00:23:14,835 You're going back to the holiday camp, eh? 533 00:23:14,837 --> 00:23:14,835 Yes! 534 00:23:14,837 --> 00:23:19,773 I get to go home and Holly and Scott have to go on an errand. 535 00:23:19,775 --> 00:23:22,075 I don't even know what one of them is, but sounds like 536 00:23:22,077 --> 00:23:25,445 a really bad thing that people never want to go on. 537 00:23:25,447 --> 00:23:26,746 Ha-Ha. 538 00:23:26,748 --> 00:23:28,581 Now I'll love yous and leave yous, get your gear, 539 00:23:28,583 --> 00:23:32,918 clean up that room, and get yourself smackin into gear. 540 00:23:32,920 --> 00:23:34,119 Catch yous. 541 00:23:34,121 --> 00:23:35,420 I ain' t got time to fuck around. 542 00:23:35,422 --> 00:23:36,954 Good luck. 543 00:23:36,956 --> 00:23:39,089 I'm proper good, Charlotte gets to go home while I've got to 544 00:23:39,091 --> 00:23:42,926 drive this shit heap to the ass end of fuckin' no where. 545 00:23:42,928 --> 00:23:45,428 [inaudible] 546 00:23:45,430 --> 00:23:46,128 My pillow? 547 00:23:46,130 --> 00:23:48,630 I'm givin' 'em a call. 548 00:23:48,632 --> 00:23:51,933 I'm sad to be leaving Holly, I very much doubt that Scott 549 00:23:51,935 --> 00:23:53,567 and Holly are going to have sex. 550 00:23:53,569 --> 00:23:56,937 I think maybe she'll suck him off, but he's so thick, that 551 00:23:56,939 --> 00:24:00,106 when he's drunk he always ends up puttin' his dick in her. 552 00:24:00,108 --> 00:24:02,475 [laughter] 553 00:24:02,477 --> 00:24:03,108 Stop. 554 00:24:03,110 --> 00:24:04,976 Don't kill me. 555 00:24:04,978 --> 00:24:10,948 [electric guitar] 556 00:24:10,950 --> 00:24:12,449 Hello! 557 00:24:17,588 --> 00:24:17,587 Where is everyone? 558 00:24:17,589 --> 00:24:18,888 Where else is everyone? 559 00:24:18,890 --> 00:24:19,922 Oh, God. 560 00:24:19,924 --> 00:24:19,922 What's goin on? 561 00:24:19,924 --> 00:24:24,059 Thank God, Charlotte is back, I'm absolutely buzzin'. 562 00:24:24,061 --> 00:24:26,628 But she's not with Holly, and she's not with Scott. 563 00:24:26,630 --> 00:24:27,996 And she's left them together? 564 00:24:27,998 --> 00:24:27,996 Is she thick? 565 00:24:27,998 --> 00:24:31,599 Holly's gonna fall bloody obsessed with Scott. 566 00:24:31,601 --> 00:24:33,067 Well, I was allowed to come home. 567 00:24:33,069 --> 00:24:33,067 Right. 568 00:24:33,069 --> 00:24:36,837 But then, you know, Steve came out and was just like, 569 00:24:36,839 --> 00:24:39,773 Holly and Scott you have to go out on an errand. 570 00:24:39,775 --> 00:24:42,175 Scott will fuckin' hit that. 571 00:24:42,177 --> 00:24:43,075 For one, he's stuck with Holly and that's the only way 572 00:24:43,077 --> 00:24:43,075 they can bang. 573 00:24:43,077 --> 00:24:46,678 And number two, I'm in Sydney smashin' it. 574 00:24:46,680 --> 00:24:48,012 He will hit it. 575 00:24:48,014 --> 00:24:50,481 Should we go out and eat, celebrate me being back? 576 00:24:50,483 --> 00:24:50,481 World Bar? 577 00:24:50,483 --> 00:24:55,252 Let's celebrate Scott finally getting punished. 578 00:24:55,254 --> 00:24:57,654 Put that in your pipe and smoke it, golden boy. 579 00:24:57,656 --> 00:24:59,122 Woo! 580 00:24:59,124 --> 00:25:01,557 [violin music] 581 00:25:01,559 --> 00:25:05,193 So, we find out that it's six fuckin' hours away. 582 00:25:05,195 --> 00:25:06,527 And I'm like, Oh my gosh we're actually gonna have 583 00:25:06,529 --> 00:25:07,528 to stay over night. 584 00:25:07,530 --> 00:25:09,730 I can't be fucking bothered. 585 00:25:09,732 --> 00:25:09,730 I'm foolin me. 586 00:25:09,732 --> 00:25:12,733 While everyone is going out partyin' I have to drive this 587 00:25:12,735 --> 00:25:15,602 shit with Barney the dinosaur as a passanger to the middle 588 00:25:15,604 --> 00:25:17,503 of fuckin' no where mission. 589 00:25:17,505 --> 00:25:19,538 No worse than you driving. 590 00:25:19,540 --> 00:25:20,572 No I'm not. 591 00:25:20,574 --> 00:25:20,572 [laughs] 592 00:25:20,574 --> 00:25:23,174 Ya know, actually, you're the one who started it last time so 593 00:25:23,176 --> 00:25:24,942 don't fuckin' give me that line. 594 00:25:24,944 --> 00:25:25,709 Definitely not me. 595 00:25:25,711 --> 00:25:26,543 Yes, you were. 596 00:25:26,545 --> 00:25:27,777 Yes, you were. 597 00:25:27,779 --> 00:25:32,948 [electric bass music] 598 00:25:32,950 --> 00:25:36,851 It's Tuesday, we're in Sydney, it means one thing: World Bar. 599 00:25:44,258 --> 00:25:44,257 Don't get this wrong, I do speak to James. 600 00:25:44,259 --> 00:25:47,927 I just feel we have totally different intrerest and hobbies 601 00:25:47,929 --> 00:25:50,095 at the moment he loves bitchin with the girls and doin' his 602 00:25:50,097 --> 00:25:53,531 hair, I love goin' out with the lads and bangin birds. 603 00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:54,899 Chug, Chug, Chug. 604 00:25:54,901 --> 00:25:57,301 Me, Gary and Sophie used to be really close. 605 00:25:57,303 --> 00:25:59,970 And now that that's over, I feel like Gary can't have a 606 00:25:59,972 --> 00:26:02,973 friendship with a girl unless he's flirtin' with them. 607 00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:05,775 With Holly and Vicky it's very clear for flirtin'. 608 00:26:05,777 --> 00:26:07,977 And that's why he has them as friends. 609 00:26:07,979 --> 00:26:11,914 Gary doesn't know what a friend is. 610 00:26:11,916 --> 00:26:18,185 Gary, come on then! 611 00:26:18,187 --> 00:26:21,121 Scott woke me up, he's seen the sign for Heland 612 00:26:21,123 --> 00:26:22,589 and I'm like, whoa. 613 00:26:22,591 --> 00:26:23,656 I really don't like this. 614 00:26:23,658 --> 00:26:26,759 Like, What the fuck's that? 615 00:26:27,994 --> 00:26:30,595 Scott hasn't called in a couple of days and I'm thinkin, well, 616 00:26:30,597 --> 00:26:32,630 we haven't actually been drunk. 617 00:26:32,632 --> 00:26:35,733 It is just when we're drinking that we do things. 618 00:26:37,335 --> 00:26:39,669 We get to the B and B, there's no one here at all. 619 00:26:39,671 --> 00:26:41,837 Holly's writing for bridlesby. 620 00:26:41,839 --> 00:26:44,105 I don't know what she's pinga. 621 00:26:44,107 --> 00:26:46,006 I'm just hopin that I don't get too drunk, I don't want to 622 00:26:46,008 --> 00:26:50,310 wake up with Scott's dick in me mouth. 623 00:26:50,312 --> 00:26:53,279 [laughter] 624 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:05,690 Vicky, out of no where challenges me to a 625 00:27:05,692 --> 00:27:07,124 necking on competition. 626 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:09,292 Vicky will not do well.. 627 00:27:09,294 --> 00:27:10,293 [together] Are you single? 628 00:27:10,295 --> 00:27:11,193 Are you single? 629 00:27:11,195 --> 00:27:12,194 Are you single? 630 00:27:12,196 --> 00:27:12,194 Come here. 631 00:27:12,196 --> 00:27:13,295 Are you single? 632 00:27:13,297 --> 00:27:14,663 Come here. 633 00:27:21,871 --> 00:27:25,106 Next thing I know, I'm tashin' on before him? 634 00:27:25,108 --> 00:27:26,140 I win! 635 00:27:26,142 --> 00:27:29,109 Swag. 636 00:27:30,277 --> 00:27:34,647 Before Gary even has a chance to lift his skinny, little, acne 637 00:27:34,649 --> 00:27:37,883 ridden fist up, Vicky's already planted her lips 638 00:27:37,885 --> 00:27:39,718 on some little boy? 639 00:27:39,720 --> 00:27:41,319 Yes! 640 00:27:41,321 --> 00:27:42,753 Gaz is devistated. 641 00:27:42,755 --> 00:27:46,289 He just lost his crown as top puller to Vicky. 642 00:27:46,291 --> 00:27:48,691 What the fuck's he gonna do now? 643 00:27:54,097 --> 00:27:57,832 If she wants a real challange, let's see who bangs first? 644 00:27:59,734 --> 00:28:02,202 This, is a very proud moment for me. 645 00:28:02,204 --> 00:28:05,171 I am a weapon of tash distruction. 646 00:28:05,173 --> 00:28:05,171 Yes! 647 00:28:05,173 --> 00:28:08,641 What is crazy to think about, this time last year 648 00:28:08,643 --> 00:28:10,643 Vicky was engaged. 649 00:28:10,645 --> 00:28:13,312 Now she's racing me to start it in the club. 650 00:28:13,314 --> 00:28:16,114 Gary, Gary, Gary. 651 00:28:16,116 --> 00:28:16,114 Yes, I lost. 652 00:28:16,116 --> 00:28:18,883 But in my eyes I got five shots of tequilla, and may as 653 00:28:18,885 --> 00:28:21,385 well do them in style. 654 00:28:21,387 --> 00:28:23,420 Because Gary has lost the pulling game, he is now 655 00:28:23,422 --> 00:28:27,190 taking it himself to pour tequilla shots in his eyes? 656 00:28:27,192 --> 00:28:28,457 What the fuck? 657 00:28:28,459 --> 00:28:30,659 It's 2013? 658 00:28:32,361 --> 00:28:34,428 I think she's being a mad one just to prove to us that she has 659 00:28:34,430 --> 00:28:36,663 moved on from her relationship. 660 00:28:36,665 --> 00:28:38,898 Vicky, we've got the point after the first 25 lads 661 00:28:38,900 --> 00:28:40,232 you've snugged. 662 00:28:46,438 --> 00:28:48,672 What is it with everyone wanting to change me? 663 00:28:48,674 --> 00:28:50,407 First Scott has got me all competetive with birds, 664 00:28:50,409 --> 00:28:53,343 now I've got Vicky challanges, just let this be. 665 00:28:53,345 --> 00:28:55,144 I've got things to attend to. 666 00:28:55,146 --> 00:29:03,985 [rock music] 667 00:29:03,987 --> 00:29:07,455 Oh, oh, oh. 668 00:29:07,457 --> 00:29:10,724 I heard a noise of a whale. 669 00:29:10,726 --> 00:29:12,492 I thought, it was Gary havin' sex? 670 00:29:12,494 --> 00:29:14,293 What the hell was goin' on up there? 671 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:14,293 Gary, you all right up there? 672 00:29:14,295 --> 00:29:17,462 I know Sophie hasn't been getting much action, but I never 673 00:29:17,464 --> 00:29:20,231 thought she'd go as far as to listen to me bang just for a 674 00:29:20,233 --> 00:29:22,800 little bit of pleasure. 675 00:29:23,968 --> 00:29:27,136 Bangin away, I roll over thinkin I've got a fractured hand, 676 00:29:27,138 --> 00:29:30,072 screaming agony and Sophie is like, "Gaz you OK?" 677 00:29:30,074 --> 00:29:32,507 I thought I heard you, were you cryin'? 678 00:29:32,509 --> 00:29:34,342 Did he snap is banjo or anything, because it sounds 679 00:29:34,344 --> 00:29:37,311 like it was in absolute pain. 680 00:29:37,313 --> 00:29:40,147 It sounded like a whale, getting done up the asshole. 681 00:29:53,027 --> 00:29:54,394 [laughter] 682 00:29:54,396 --> 00:29:54,394 So I've woken up with morning and I'm just glad I didn't let 683 00:29:54,396 --> 00:29:59,098 Scott go anywhre near Scottie T's cock. 684 00:29:59,100 --> 00:30:01,166 Me and Holly still have no idea why we're here so we're going 685 00:30:01,168 --> 00:30:04,535 to go out and find a payphone and ring that toilet, Steve. 686 00:30:05,770 --> 00:30:07,904 Is this Steve? 687 00:30:08,138 --> 00:30:09,838 Right, well, you've sent us all the way up here so I suggest 688 00:30:09,840 --> 00:30:11,506 you tell us what you want us to do. 689 00:30:11,508 --> 00:30:14,509 He's tellin' me he's too busy to speak to me. 690 00:30:14,511 --> 00:30:17,278 And I'm like, "Are you for fucking real?" 691 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,514 Are you having a fuckin' laugh? 692 00:30:20,516 --> 00:30:22,015 I'm not calling you back in a couple of hours, 693 00:30:22,017 --> 00:30:24,784 Steve, that's just ridiculous. 694 00:30:24,786 --> 00:30:28,454 Wanker. 695 00:30:28,456 --> 00:30:29,888 The fuckin' idiot. 696 00:30:29,890 --> 00:30:31,055 What did he tell you? 697 00:30:31,057 --> 00:30:32,022 He was like, "I don't have time for this, 698 00:30:32,024 --> 00:30:33,456 call me back in a few hours." 699 00:30:33,458 --> 00:30:35,458 No. 700 00:30:35,460 --> 00:30:37,860 It's a kangeroo. 701 00:30:37,862 --> 00:30:39,294 Oh my God. 702 00:30:39,296 --> 00:30:40,995 Why is it just layin' there? 703 00:30:40,997 --> 00:30:40,995 Let me see. 704 00:30:40,997 --> 00:30:43,564 No, it will kill ya. 705 00:30:43,965 --> 00:30:46,833 So Scott spots a kangeroo and he's goin over to talk to it. 706 00:30:46,835 --> 00:30:48,201 He's like, "Come on roo." 707 00:30:48,203 --> 00:30:49,902 And I'm like, all right it's not a fucking dog. 708 00:30:49,904 --> 00:30:50,869 Are you gonna go play with it? 709 00:30:50,871 --> 00:30:50,869 Is it your new friend? 710 00:30:50,871 --> 00:30:54,305 Make it your new friend because I dont want to be it. 711 00:30:54,873 --> 00:30:56,473 If I want to pull out here, I've got the choice between 712 00:30:56,475 --> 00:31:00,043 a kangeroo, a stray dog or Holly. 713 00:31:00,045 --> 00:31:01,110 Tough choice. 714 00:31:03,213 --> 00:31:07,883 [rock music] 715 00:31:07,885 --> 00:31:09,851 [doorbell ring] 716 00:31:10,152 --> 00:31:10,151 So the doorbell rings. 717 00:31:10,153 --> 00:31:12,920 And I go downstairs to answer it, just expecting it to be 718 00:31:12,922 --> 00:31:14,821 Steve or someone similar. 719 00:31:14,823 --> 00:31:17,824 Imagine my surprsie when it's fucking fit Dan from the gym. 720 00:31:17,826 --> 00:31:21,561 Accompanied by what can only be described as a horse-sized dog. 721 00:31:21,563 --> 00:31:23,262 Oh, what's his name? 722 00:31:23,264 --> 00:31:24,463 King. 723 00:31:24,465 --> 00:31:25,430 Obviously. 724 00:31:25,432 --> 00:31:25,430 [laughs] 725 00:31:25,432 --> 00:31:27,231 Of course, I heard you like puppies. 726 00:31:27,233 --> 00:31:28,265 I do. 727 00:31:28,267 --> 00:31:30,400 I am completely taken by surprise. 728 00:31:30,402 --> 00:31:31,901 I wasn't sure if I was ever gonna see him again 729 00:31:31,903 --> 00:31:31,901 after the last time. 730 00:31:31,903 --> 00:31:34,904 And here he is, standing at me front door. 731 00:31:34,906 --> 00:31:36,572 I can't help but think that none of the lads the lasses 732 00:31:36,574 --> 00:31:39,808 have brought back have never come back for more. 733 00:31:39,810 --> 00:31:42,243 You think he'll be pissed at me because I'm a girl? 734 00:31:42,245 --> 00:31:44,511 No, he just cruises. 735 00:31:44,513 --> 00:31:47,914 So where goin' off on a little walk, me, Dan, his dog. 736 00:31:47,916 --> 00:31:49,916 Like a little family. 737 00:31:49,918 --> 00:31:51,117 So when are you guys going out next? 738 00:31:51,119 --> 00:31:51,917 Tonight or? 739 00:31:51,919 --> 00:31:51,917 Yeah, tonight. 740 00:31:51,919 --> 00:31:54,619 I think were going to um, one of your favorite places, 741 00:31:54,621 --> 00:31:55,820 Scary Canary. 742 00:31:55,822 --> 00:31:56,453 Oh. 743 00:31:56,455 --> 00:31:58,087 [laughs] 744 00:31:58,089 --> 00:31:59,822 Last time I must have been so easier off because I was so 745 00:31:59,824 --> 00:32:02,858 drunk, I didn't think that he had anything to say for himself. 746 00:32:02,860 --> 00:32:04,259 But this walk has really showed us that he's 747 00:32:04,261 --> 00:32:05,460 got a bit of banter. 748 00:32:05,462 --> 00:32:06,394 Gan on, son. 749 00:32:06,396 --> 00:32:08,529 I'm proud of these little guys. 750 00:32:08,531 --> 00:32:10,297 Why are you -- [laughter] 751 00:32:10,299 --> 00:32:12,265 They're his, not yours why are you so proud? 752 00:32:12,267 --> 00:32:13,099 'Cus. 753 00:32:13,101 --> 00:32:13,099 They're so big. 754 00:32:13,101 --> 00:32:17,036 I feel like, I feel like we should cover his modesty 755 00:32:17,038 --> 00:32:19,938 or something and give him a pair of knickers. 756 00:32:19,940 --> 00:32:21,572 The topic of conversation that comes to my heads first, 757 00:32:21,574 --> 00:32:25,108 is fucking dog's bullocks. 758 00:32:25,110 --> 00:32:26,209 Wicked. 759 00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:26,209 I'll be in touch here. 760 00:32:26,211 --> 00:32:28,244 We'll go have a drink or something? 761 00:32:28,246 --> 00:32:28,844 Yeah. 762 00:32:28,846 --> 00:32:29,445 Definitely. 763 00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:30,179 All right. 764 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:30,179 Right on. 765 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:30,179 See you soon. 766 00:32:30,181 --> 00:32:33,248 I don't even wanna think about the date itself, I'm going to be 767 00:32:33,250 --> 00:32:35,350 a complete and utter basket case. 768 00:32:35,352 --> 00:32:38,486 Everyting from what I'm going to wear, how I'm doing me hair, 769 00:32:38,488 --> 00:32:42,389 what size heels to wear, I'm going to be a nervous wreck. 770 00:32:42,391 --> 00:32:54,134 [rock music] 771 00:32:54,136 --> 00:32:55,435 One thing I knew I was going to do in Australia 772 00:32:55,437 --> 00:32:55,435 was learn to surf. 773 00:32:55,437 --> 00:32:59,338 I'm a good swimmer, but surfing is a whole different ball game. 774 00:32:59,340 --> 00:33:01,106 I'm getting addicted to it. 775 00:33:01,108 --> 00:33:04,576 James on the other hand has only just got his ten meter badge. 776 00:33:04,578 --> 00:33:08,012 How the fuck is he going to surf? 777 00:33:09,047 --> 00:33:09,046 Hayward then. 778 00:33:09,048 --> 00:33:12,049 Me and Gaz were off surfing, what the fucks the 779 00:33:12,051 --> 00:33:14,418 worst that can happen? 780 00:33:19,690 --> 00:33:20,723 Oh. 781 00:33:20,725 --> 00:33:21,557 Oh my God. 782 00:33:21,559 --> 00:33:22,457 Fucking hell. 783 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:22,457 I feel mint after that. 784 00:33:22,459 --> 00:33:25,426 The walk over here and I feel fresh as fuck. 785 00:33:25,428 --> 00:33:28,162 I wanna be better than fuckin' Scott. 786 00:33:54,155 --> 00:33:55,788 If Scott bangs Holly, when he returns to this house 787 00:33:55,790 --> 00:33:57,456 he will be treading on thin ice. 788 00:33:57,458 --> 00:33:59,791 I'm literally the expert in knowin what happens when 789 00:33:59,793 --> 00:34:03,027 you have friends with benefits in this house. 790 00:34:08,666 --> 00:34:11,334 Finally, one thing that me and Gaz agree on, is that ya 791 00:34:11,336 --> 00:34:13,669 can't have uncompliacted sex with someone that 792 00:34:13,671 --> 00:34:13,669 lives in this house. 793 00:34:13,671 --> 00:34:17,039 So that if Scott and Holly are bangin' it's only a matter of 794 00:34:17,041 --> 00:34:19,508 time before it kicks off. 795 00:34:19,510 --> 00:34:21,576 Let's go back to the house, get some food. 796 00:34:21,578 --> 00:34:23,578 Grill out. 797 00:34:23,580 --> 00:34:31,218 [guitar music] 798 00:34:31,220 --> 00:34:33,553 Do you miss Scott? 799 00:34:33,555 --> 00:34:35,254 It's just, quietter. 800 00:34:35,256 --> 00:34:35,254 [laughs] 801 00:34:35,256 --> 00:34:38,724 Everyone's agreeing that the house is so much better 802 00:34:38,726 --> 00:34:40,726 without Scott here. 803 00:34:40,728 --> 00:34:42,527 Even Gaz is starting to grow on us a little bit 804 00:34:42,529 --> 00:34:44,228 without his wingman. 805 00:34:44,230 --> 00:34:47,431 Me and James were both of them and hitting 806 00:34:47,433 --> 00:34:49,499 on the sufboards and we're both like, "High fives!" 807 00:34:49,501 --> 00:34:51,200 We high five as were surfin, it was mental. 808 00:34:51,202 --> 00:34:54,436 Without Scott around, gary and James can be friends. 809 00:34:54,438 --> 00:34:54,436 They get along. 810 00:34:54,438 --> 00:34:59,274 They make conversation, they make time of day for each other. 811 00:34:59,276 --> 00:35:02,243 No one feels like anyone is left out. 812 00:35:03,078 --> 00:35:05,279 Is he your new best friend, or Scott? 813 00:35:05,281 --> 00:35:06,246 [laughs] 814 00:35:06,248 --> 00:35:06,246 Let me see that. 815 00:35:06,248 --> 00:35:09,515 This house is such a better house without Scott. 816 00:35:09,517 --> 00:35:12,417 There's no dramas, there's no one doing your head in. 817 00:35:12,419 --> 00:35:14,719 Everyone is just getting on with life. 818 00:35:14,721 --> 00:35:17,421 Our group changed massively when Scott came in. 819 00:35:17,423 --> 00:35:21,491 I think, like, that moment, like, ah, he's a nice lad and 820 00:35:21,493 --> 00:35:24,427 that, but you just need to forget about all this 821 00:35:24,429 --> 00:35:26,395 competition and stuff and just have a laugh. 822 00:35:26,397 --> 00:35:27,896 When Scotts not around, there is a definite different 823 00:35:27,898 --> 00:35:27,896 dynamic in the house. 824 00:35:27,898 --> 00:35:33,134 It's as though, without his wingman, Gary is more able to 825 00:35:33,136 --> 00:35:36,203 connect with us and communicate and spends less time runnin' 826 00:35:36,205 --> 00:35:38,138 around tryin' to pull birds. 827 00:35:38,140 --> 00:35:39,372 The only difference is no one in the house askin what I'm 828 00:35:39,374 --> 00:35:40,740 wearin or what I'm doin. 829 00:35:40,742 --> 00:35:41,640 Quiet, for you. 830 00:35:41,642 --> 00:35:43,341 No difference for us. 831 00:35:43,343 --> 00:35:44,575 [laughs] 832 00:35:44,577 --> 00:35:48,312 [guitar] 833 00:35:48,314 --> 00:35:50,280 Hi, ya, Steve. 834 00:35:50,282 --> 00:35:51,381 What's Steve's crack? 835 00:35:51,383 --> 00:35:52,315 I've been punished enough. 836 00:35:52,317 --> 00:35:53,816 Hello, telly. 837 00:35:53,818 --> 00:35:55,184 Helland? 838 00:35:55,186 --> 00:35:57,119 It's more like fucking dead end. 839 00:35:57,121 --> 00:35:59,187 Oh, I'm great Steven. 840 00:35:59,189 --> 00:36:02,190 We're having a perfectly lovely time. 841 00:36:02,192 --> 00:36:03,858 So I'm on the phone with Steve and I'm really drunk by 842 00:36:03,860 --> 00:36:07,361 this point and I'm actually being really nice. 843 00:36:07,363 --> 00:36:09,396 So what have you been up to, Steve? 844 00:36:09,398 --> 00:36:10,864 Have you been having a good time? 845 00:36:10,866 --> 00:36:12,498 And he's not really having any of it. 846 00:36:12,500 --> 00:36:14,766 But, he tells us that we can go home tomorrow 'cus 847 00:36:14,768 --> 00:36:17,568 we're too pissed to continue with the journey. 848 00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:17,568 Resolved? 849 00:36:17,570 --> 00:36:22,739 He said that he's going to send us to Wellington. 850 00:36:22,741 --> 00:36:24,674 Where's Wellington? 851 00:36:24,676 --> 00:36:24,674 He said, "it doesn't matter. 852 00:36:24,676 --> 00:36:28,778 Just sleep off your hangovers and come back in the morning." 853 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:28,778 [laughs] 854 00:36:28,780 --> 00:36:31,280 I wasn't able to surive one more night without getting 855 00:36:31,282 --> 00:36:33,248 eatin alive by Holly. 856 00:36:33,250 --> 00:36:33,915 It's sound. 857 00:36:33,917 --> 00:36:35,349 Let's just get through it? 858 00:36:35,351 --> 00:36:46,860 [electric music] 859 00:36:47,261 --> 00:36:48,794 We're going to Scary Canary and me and Sophie are gonna get 860 00:36:48,796 --> 00:36:50,262 so drunk we piss ourselves. 861 00:36:50,264 --> 00:36:52,764 Just like the old days. 862 00:37:03,775 --> 00:37:06,676 I'm buzzed enough to let me hair down, get mortal, 863 00:37:06,678 --> 00:37:09,578 and finally get shagged at the end of the night. 864 00:37:21,390 --> 00:37:24,658 What's crazy to think about, I'm in a club, talking about tactics 865 00:37:24,660 --> 00:37:26,893 and standards and pullin with Vicky, When not to long ago 866 00:37:26,895 --> 00:37:29,695 I was out to buy engagement rings for her with Ricky. 867 00:37:40,806 --> 00:37:40,805 So what? 868 00:37:40,807 --> 00:37:43,574 I'm making up for fuckin' lost time. 869 00:37:43,576 --> 00:37:44,875 I've been in a realtionship for two years when I wasn't 870 00:37:44,877 --> 00:37:47,811 even ever lookin a fuckin' other lads. 871 00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:53,683 [owls hooting] 872 00:37:53,685 --> 00:37:56,852 [laughter] 873 00:37:56,854 --> 00:37:58,486 It's sensual. 874 00:37:58,488 --> 00:38:00,721 Knee massages are supposed to be sensual. 875 00:38:00,988 --> 00:38:02,855 Relaxing. 876 00:38:04,691 --> 00:38:08,727 So I'm getting drunker, and drunker, drunker, and flirtier, 877 00:38:08,729 --> 00:38:11,362 and flirtier, and more touchy. 878 00:38:11,364 --> 00:38:15,932 How is cockatron? 879 00:38:15,934 --> 00:38:18,534 He's wicked. 880 00:38:18,536 --> 00:38:20,536 Good. 881 00:38:20,538 --> 00:38:23,005 This always happens when me and Scott are drunk and we're alone 882 00:38:23,007 --> 00:38:24,606 in a room together. 883 00:38:24,608 --> 00:38:26,007 Somethings gonna happen. 884 00:38:26,009 --> 00:38:27,942 There's no one else to distract me. 885 00:38:27,944 --> 00:38:40,454 [electric music] 886 00:38:44,859 --> 00:38:46,726 We've all been thinkin lately that Vicky has been 887 00:38:46,728 --> 00:38:48,594 tashin' on too much. 888 00:38:48,596 --> 00:38:51,063 She's been taking herself away from the group for pull. 889 00:38:51,065 --> 00:38:53,965 And that's mostly just being by herself. 890 00:38:57,836 --> 00:38:59,403 Hang on a fuckin' second. 891 00:38:59,405 --> 00:39:03,473 Charlotte: Co-founder of the cock capturers, and Gary: 892 00:39:03,475 --> 00:39:07,343 Self-professed posseser of a degree in pulling women, 893 00:39:07,345 --> 00:39:10,679 thinks I need to slow down on the tashing on? 894 00:39:10,681 --> 00:39:12,547 Fucking hypocrites. 895 00:39:12,549 --> 00:39:14,715 I can't even believe me ears. 896 00:39:18,886 --> 00:39:21,387 I'm only trying to have a bit of fun out with Vicky, but went 897 00:39:21,389 --> 00:39:23,555 tashing on and she kicks off. 898 00:39:30,495 --> 00:39:33,096 Turns out, poor Charlotte and Gaz spoke about 899 00:39:33,098 --> 00:39:34,997 the tashin on tonight? 900 00:39:34,999 --> 00:39:36,064 Shit. 901 00:39:49,744 --> 00:39:53,413 I think it's safe to say now, my nights ruined, it's over. 902 00:39:53,714 --> 00:39:57,416 [soft guitar] 903 00:39:57,418 --> 00:39:59,751 Me and Scott now are really drunk. 904 00:39:59,753 --> 00:40:03,421 And it's really like tipsy, tired, flirty drunk and 905 00:40:03,423 --> 00:40:06,424 it's just goin' a little bit too far. 906 00:40:07,859 --> 00:40:09,426 So Holly is movin' on to me, sure. 907 00:40:09,428 --> 00:40:11,094 And I'm to pissed to put up a fight? 908 00:40:11,096 --> 00:40:13,929 Go on then, suck away. 909 00:40:16,432 --> 00:40:18,032 So we're drunk and we're in bed and Scott's cock 910 00:40:18,034 --> 00:40:19,933 just accidentally falls into my mouth. 911 00:40:19,935 --> 00:40:21,434 And then I'm suckin' on it. 912 00:40:21,436 --> 00:40:22,835 Fuck. 913 00:40:23,703 --> 00:40:28,406 [soft piano] 914 00:40:28,408 --> 00:40:29,373 We here. 915 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:29,373 I'm starving. 916 00:40:29,375 --> 00:40:32,476 In true Geordie Shore style, the minute we get back to the house, 917 00:40:32,478 --> 00:40:36,780 everything's forgotten. 918 00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:36,780 We eat pizza. 919 00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:36,780 We get a little bit drunker. 920 00:40:36,782 --> 00:40:40,884 I'm never gonna hold this against anyone in the house. 921 00:40:40,886 --> 00:40:42,785 They had their opinion and they said it. 922 00:40:42,787 --> 00:40:44,052 But i'll never forget it. 923 00:40:44,453 --> 00:40:45,486 No, here. 924 00:40:45,488 --> 00:40:47,154 I see you're fucking things up, Joel. 925 00:40:47,622 --> 00:40:52,658 [rock music] 926 00:40:52,660 --> 00:40:56,061 If I got back, and Mitch didn't wanna see us anymore, 927 00:40:56,063 --> 00:40:58,163 Austrailia would be a big wreck. 928 00:40:58,165 --> 00:41:00,765 I had a chance to move on and be happy with somoeone. 929 00:41:00,767 --> 00:41:02,900 But instead I came to Australia and live with someone 930 00:41:02,902 --> 00:41:05,535 who I hate. 931 00:41:08,138 --> 00:41:11,640 It's the end of the night, we're both drunk and finally we 932 00:41:11,642 --> 00:41:14,643 can have sexual intercourse. 933 00:41:21,817 --> 00:41:25,586 [laughter] 934 00:41:25,588 --> 00:41:26,987 Oh! 935 00:41:26,989 --> 00:41:28,822 Ew! 936 00:41:28,824 --> 00:41:28,855 [closing theme music]