1 00:00:06,138 --> 00:00:07,571 ¶ 2 00:00:07,573 --> 00:00:09,239 New Castle, done. 3 00:00:09,241 --> 00:00:11,407 Cancun, done. 4 00:00:11,409 --> 00:00:12,408 Australia, guess what? 5 00:00:12,410 --> 00:00:14,276 You're getting done. 6 00:00:14,278 --> 00:00:16,111 The Geordie's are going down under! 7 00:00:16,113 --> 00:00:17,112 To Australia! 8 00:00:17,114 --> 00:00:18,313 And, deep into the bush. 9 00:00:18,315 --> 00:00:19,314 Look out! 10 00:00:19,316 --> 00:00:20,748 [In unison screaming] 11 00:00:20,750 --> 00:00:22,082 Whoa! 12 00:00:22,084 --> 00:00:26,319 Throw another shrimp on the barbie! 13 00:00:26,486 --> 00:00:29,588 This one is going to be the best one yet. 14 00:00:29,590 --> 00:00:33,157 This is a fucking war. 15 00:00:35,093 --> 00:00:36,526 It's the day that Joel is going to get here. 16 00:00:36,528 --> 00:00:38,094 [Screaming] 17 00:00:38,096 --> 00:00:38,761 It's Joel! 18 00:00:38,763 --> 00:00:38,761 Fuck off, man. 19 00:00:38,763 --> 00:00:41,396 Can you not see that people are fucking hung over? 20 00:00:41,398 --> 00:00:43,531 I'm here to give you a special workout. 21 00:00:43,533 --> 00:00:45,466 He is fucking beautiful. 22 00:00:45,468 --> 00:00:48,068 I flew Kate over, and I'm going away for a week. 23 00:00:48,070 --> 00:00:51,504 I can't wait, because me fucking balls are like coconuts. 24 00:00:51,506 --> 00:00:51,504 [In unison] For the best. 25 00:00:51,506 --> 00:00:54,039 I wish I was in James place, because I don't want 26 00:00:54,041 --> 00:00:55,373 to be here anymore. 27 00:00:56,775 --> 00:00:59,777 He was devastated that I had more girls than him. 28 00:01:00,378 --> 00:01:03,313 Tonight when from fucking mint to shit. 29 00:01:05,649 --> 00:01:05,648 I do want a baby. 30 00:01:05,650 --> 00:01:08,450 Babies shouldn't have babies. 31 00:01:08,452 --> 00:01:11,486 They turn up literally, in the middle of the way. 32 00:01:11,488 --> 00:01:14,055 I'm having such a good night. 33 00:01:14,057 --> 00:01:16,791 We're all mortal, and we're getting really loved up, 34 00:01:16,793 --> 00:01:19,326 roasting marshmallows on the open fire. 35 00:01:19,328 --> 00:01:20,727 Ahh! 36 00:01:20,729 --> 00:01:21,594 Hi. 37 00:01:21,596 --> 00:01:21,594 [Laughter] 38 00:01:21,596 --> 00:01:23,329 Stage one, complete. 39 00:01:23,331 --> 00:01:25,097 Oh my God. 40 00:01:25,099 --> 00:01:26,331 Setting stage, shag pad. 41 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:26,331 Ahh! 42 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:32,636 Every night in Australia is just topping the previous one. 43 00:01:33,371 --> 00:01:35,271 I should have a degree in pulling women. 44 00:01:35,273 --> 00:01:37,573 I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge. 45 00:01:37,575 --> 00:01:39,641 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 46 00:01:39,643 --> 00:01:41,709 Getting in this house, because I'm going to tear the place up. 47 00:01:41,711 --> 00:01:43,744 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 48 00:01:43,746 --> 00:01:46,179 I'm fake, I'm flirty, and I've got double f's. 49 00:01:46,513 --> 00:01:48,514 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 50 00:01:48,516 --> 00:02:00,892 ¶ 51 00:02:00,894 --> 00:02:03,427 Last night was actually surprisingly good, 52 00:02:03,429 --> 00:02:05,395 sitting around the fire, watching the stars with 53 00:02:05,397 --> 00:02:07,330 an old man playing a guitar. 54 00:02:07,332 --> 00:02:08,731 I never thought I'd have so much fun without being 55 00:02:08,733 --> 00:02:10,132 in a night club. 56 00:02:10,533 --> 00:02:12,267 Nah, you think. 57 00:02:12,269 --> 00:02:15,169 I've woken up in the bush, and it's actually not as bad as I 58 00:02:15,171 --> 00:02:16,870 ever would've imagined. 59 00:02:16,872 --> 00:02:19,505 I'm a little bit cold, and a little bit damp, but I don't 60 00:02:19,507 --> 00:02:21,273 think I swallowed any spiders. 61 00:02:21,275 --> 00:02:22,707 Were you drunk last night, Holly? 62 00:02:23,675 --> 00:02:24,341 Yes! 63 00:02:24,343 --> 00:02:25,508 She wasn't. 64 00:02:28,411 --> 00:02:30,278 She's a smut. 65 00:02:37,653 --> 00:02:39,453 Recently, Scott's behavior has been getting worse and worse and 66 00:02:39,455 --> 00:02:41,655 worse, especially when he's had a drink. 67 00:02:41,657 --> 00:02:44,557 He becomes quite obnoxious, very inconsiderate, and he certainly 68 00:02:44,559 --> 00:02:47,860 doesn't care about what anyone else wants or feels. 69 00:02:52,432 --> 00:02:54,766 Me and Holly think it's high time, he curb his drinking, 70 00:02:54,768 --> 00:02:56,400 and went on a drinking ban. 71 00:02:58,803 --> 00:03:01,905 ¶ 72 00:03:01,907 --> 00:03:04,207 [Phone dialing] 73 00:03:04,209 --> 00:03:04,207 Hi Mitch! 74 00:03:04,209 --> 00:03:07,210 I've woke up in the outback, and even though we had an 75 00:03:07,212 --> 00:03:09,145 amazing night last night, it's made us really, 76 00:03:09,147 --> 00:03:10,813 really think about Mitch. 77 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,514 [On phone] There was just loads and loads 78 00:03:12,516 --> 00:03:16,851 of stars and it was just amazing, wish you were there. 79 00:03:16,853 --> 00:03:19,453 I'm going to stay now though, for the whole time now, Mitch. 80 00:03:19,455 --> 00:03:22,622 Last night I had an epiphany, I'm not leaving, couldn't leave 81 00:03:22,624 --> 00:03:24,690 this amazing experience behind, I don't know what I 82 00:03:24,692 --> 00:03:26,925 was thinking, I'm staying. 83 00:03:26,927 --> 00:03:30,228 [On phone] Okay, miss ya, care about ya, fond of ya. 84 00:03:34,866 --> 00:03:36,800 Normally, my morning is, dying of a hangover 85 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:36,800 and going to the gym. 86 00:03:36,802 --> 00:03:40,470 Shaving a sheep, and giving it a show back inside is not 87 00:03:40,472 --> 00:03:43,172 my idea of morning glory. 88 00:03:43,506 --> 00:03:44,272 Morning. 89 00:03:44,274 --> 00:03:44,272 Hi. 90 00:03:44,274 --> 00:03:44,272 Bill's telling us that we're going to shear a sheep. 91 00:03:44,274 --> 00:03:49,710 And, at first I'm like, yeah, buzzing, can't wait for that, 92 00:03:49,712 --> 00:03:51,344 I've got loads of wolly jumpers. 93 00:03:51,712 --> 00:03:53,913 You can take your pick, you can do one of the big graft mate. 94 00:03:53,915 --> 00:03:54,947 The fat one. 95 00:03:54,949 --> 00:03:55,981 Let's get the nice fat round one. 96 00:03:55,983 --> 00:03:55,981 Okay. 97 00:03:55,983 --> 00:03:55,981 I wouldn't even give one of my mates a haircut; never mind to 98 00:03:55,983 --> 00:03:59,617 giving a sheep a haircut. 99 00:03:59,619 --> 00:04:02,419 I'm going to bang birds or shave a sheep. 100 00:04:02,421 --> 00:04:04,954 I just don't understand, when I'm ever going to use the skill 101 00:04:04,956 --> 00:04:07,756 of sheep shearing, like, I learned maths in school, 102 00:04:07,758 --> 00:04:09,991 and I've never once used it outside. 103 00:04:09,993 --> 00:04:12,860 [Buzzing noise] 104 00:04:12,862 --> 00:04:15,495 I'm looking at the sheep, and I'm looking at the way Bill's 105 00:04:15,497 --> 00:04:19,432 holding it, and I'm like shit, this is horrible, I feel so 106 00:04:19,434 --> 00:04:20,933 sorry for the sheep. 107 00:04:21,401 --> 00:04:23,468 It's like, us pinning Holly down and shaving all her purple 108 00:04:23,470 --> 00:04:25,403 head off and I mean bald! 109 00:04:25,405 --> 00:04:26,570 [Buzzing noise] 110 00:04:26,572 --> 00:04:26,570 Anyone havin' a go? 111 00:04:26,572 --> 00:04:30,240 Everyone's being a great big sheep's vagina. 112 00:04:30,242 --> 00:04:33,276 I'm really sorry, Mr. Sheep. 113 00:04:33,278 --> 00:04:37,346 It's only a sheep, just shave the fucker. 114 00:04:39,415 --> 00:04:41,382 Awh. 115 00:04:41,583 --> 00:04:43,984 It shit itself now. 116 00:04:43,986 --> 00:04:57,997 ¶ 117 00:04:57,999 --> 00:05:00,299 What do you think everyone else is doing? 118 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:00,299 Who the fuck knows. 119 00:05:00,301 --> 00:05:04,036 I'm proper buzzing me, while we're off to the beach, the 120 00:05:04,038 --> 00:05:06,304 others are stuck in the outback, probably eating each other's 121 00:05:06,306 --> 00:05:08,339 shit so they can survive. 122 00:05:19,651 --> 00:05:19,650 James is saying that he's not going to bring Kate in the 123 00:05:19,652 --> 00:05:23,553 house, and that's going to be really hard for him, because 124 00:05:23,555 --> 00:05:26,889 he's got to keep this life, and his and Kate's life separate. 125 00:05:26,891 --> 00:05:29,291 All because, Kate and Holly don't get on. 126 00:05:30,293 --> 00:05:35,663 ¶ 127 00:05:35,665 --> 00:05:37,264 [laughing] 128 00:05:37,266 --> 00:05:38,298 I just realized now, huh? 129 00:05:38,300 --> 00:05:41,334 What? 130 00:05:41,336 --> 00:05:44,070 Oh my God. 131 00:05:44,072 --> 00:05:45,671 It's a nude beach. 132 00:05:47,006 --> 00:05:49,440 So, we arrive at the beach, and it turns out to be a 133 00:05:49,442 --> 00:05:53,544 fucking nudist beach. 134 00:05:55,613 --> 00:05:57,013 I don't know if this beach is ready for Poseidon 135 00:05:57,015 --> 00:05:58,848 and his fucking tritons. 136 00:06:03,786 --> 00:06:03,785 I hope its not wrong. 137 00:06:03,787 --> 00:06:05,553 They're fuckin' everywhere man! 138 00:06:05,555 --> 00:06:06,787 Who? 139 00:06:06,789 --> 00:06:09,723 There's wrinkly cocks and wrinkly fannies 140 00:06:09,725 --> 00:06:09,723 all over the place! 141 00:06:09,725 --> 00:06:12,092 Oh God, it's like a big prune fest. 142 00:06:12,094 --> 00:06:12,092 Penis. 143 00:06:12,094 --> 00:06:15,361 Oh my God, that guys' legs are wide open. 144 00:06:15,363 --> 00:06:16,829 [Laughter] 145 00:06:16,831 --> 00:06:18,797 Turning your cock. 146 00:06:18,799 --> 00:06:20,365 So, I get to this beach thinking there is going to be loads of 147 00:06:20,367 --> 00:06:23,701 fit, naked birds, but instead, I feel like I'm at the 148 00:06:23,703 --> 00:06:25,536 Antiques Road Show. 149 00:06:25,538 --> 00:06:27,804 There is shriveled cocks, and saggy tits everywhere. 150 00:06:27,806 --> 00:06:30,306 And, that's just Joel and Sophie. 151 00:06:33,343 --> 00:06:34,810 Oh yeah, well your flap is out. 152 00:06:34,812 --> 00:06:36,912 So, Sophie decides to be shy now, hold on a minute, 153 00:06:36,914 --> 00:06:39,781 we've all seen her fanny and tits. 154 00:06:39,783 --> 00:06:41,749 Women are all looking at you, oh my God, 155 00:06:41,751 --> 00:06:42,683 everyone is looking at you. 156 00:06:42,685 --> 00:06:44,051 Woo! 157 00:06:44,053 --> 00:06:46,586 Me and Joel drop our pants, in the water, it's fucking 158 00:06:46,588 --> 00:06:49,055 freezing, my balls are just gone. 159 00:06:57,096 --> 00:06:58,930 I feel like me and Joel are doing a free strip tease for 160 00:06:58,932 --> 00:07:01,465 an 80th birthday party. 161 00:07:01,467 --> 00:07:03,834 Balls are ready to drop. 162 00:07:03,836 --> 00:07:06,802 I'm looking around thinking, is this normal? 163 00:07:08,805 --> 00:07:09,971 Scott, it's your birthday this week aint it? 164 00:07:09,973 --> 00:07:11,973 On Friday. 165 00:07:18,813 --> 00:07:18,812 Yeah. 166 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:18,812 Everyone thinks that I'm angirest in the house, just 167 00:07:18,814 --> 00:07:23,449 because I've been angry twice, just because they are being 168 00:07:23,451 --> 00:07:25,951 happy and fluffy. 169 00:07:25,953 --> 00:07:25,951 You've been getting angry haven't you? 170 00:07:25,953 --> 00:07:30,021 What do you think, it's a drink, that's probably making it worse? 171 00:07:30,023 --> 00:07:30,021 No, no, no aye. 172 00:07:30,023 --> 00:07:33,724 Trying to have a conversation with Scott, about how he's been 173 00:07:33,726 --> 00:07:37,094 kicking off lately, how's he's always punching things, he's 174 00:07:37,096 --> 00:07:39,729 been getting really angry, and basically he thinks he should 175 00:07:39,731 --> 00:07:42,465 lay off the drink until his birthday. 176 00:07:42,467 --> 00:07:44,767 It does help like Holly had a couple of days off the drink, 177 00:07:44,769 --> 00:07:46,368 and she would stop getting angry. 178 00:07:46,370 --> 00:07:48,603 It's hard to take him seriously, when I'm looking at 179 00:07:48,605 --> 00:07:50,905 his fucking ass hole. 180 00:07:50,907 --> 00:07:56,743 ¶ 181 00:07:56,745 --> 00:07:58,845 We're going horse riding and I'm buzzing. 182 00:07:58,847 --> 00:08:00,513 This is a nice view isn't it? 183 00:08:00,515 --> 00:08:01,046 Yeah, it's a good view. 184 00:08:01,048 --> 00:08:01,746 See Holly? 185 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:01,746 These are good. 186 00:08:01,748 --> 00:08:04,815 Now that everything is all right with Charlotte and Gary, 187 00:08:04,817 --> 00:08:07,484 it's like; we can all build friendships with him. 188 00:08:07,486 --> 00:08:09,552 And, instead of feeling like, we're disrespecting 189 00:08:09,554 --> 00:08:11,588 Charlotte by speaking to him. 190 00:08:11,590 --> 00:08:13,890 [Laughter] 191 00:08:13,892 --> 00:08:15,057 Hurry up Gary; I want to get on the horse. 192 00:08:15,059 --> 00:08:16,691 I'm trying, I'm trying. 193 00:08:16,693 --> 00:08:19,126 I've done it before, it was all okay like, it was just because 194 00:08:19,128 --> 00:08:20,527 I had an operation, so I can't really do anything 195 00:08:20,529 --> 00:08:22,896 that goes like this. 196 00:08:22,898 --> 00:08:25,298 I'd rather have mint tits than ride a horse. 197 00:08:25,300 --> 00:08:28,567 And you don't want to put a helmet on that beautiful hair. 198 00:08:28,569 --> 00:08:30,702 Unless Holly can suck it off, or drink it, she doesn't want to 199 00:08:30,704 --> 00:08:32,737 do it, and that's a fact. 200 00:08:32,739 --> 00:08:34,205 I'm so scared. 201 00:08:34,207 --> 00:08:36,574 Stay still, please stay still, do not move. 202 00:08:36,576 --> 00:08:36,574 What the fuck was that? 203 00:08:36,576 --> 00:08:39,977 It's hilarious that Gary is out of his comfort zone. 204 00:08:39,979 --> 00:08:42,212 He's so scared of his horse. 205 00:08:42,214 --> 00:08:43,580 It's moving, oh my God. 206 00:08:43,582 --> 00:08:44,314 Freak. 207 00:08:44,316 --> 00:08:46,082 Oh my God, oh my God. 208 00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:48,517 C'mon. 209 00:08:48,818 --> 00:08:48,817 You okay? 210 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:48,817 I'm really good at horse riding, because I'm just generally good 211 00:08:48,819 --> 00:08:58,292 at riding anything, cock, vibrators, bikes. 212 00:08:58,893 --> 00:08:58,892 [Horse neighing] 213 00:08:58,894 --> 00:08:58,892 Why the fuck have I got a fucking midget horse? 214 00:08:58,894 --> 00:09:03,529 Mine looks like it's built for a fucking Borrower! 215 00:09:03,531 --> 00:09:08,133 ¶ 216 00:09:08,135 --> 00:09:09,901 I'm galloping through the fields on my horse, and I look over 217 00:09:09,903 --> 00:09:13,671 at Gary, and he looks pathetic, and he looks ugly. 218 00:09:13,673 --> 00:09:16,874 I don't know what I ever saw in him. 219 00:09:17,141 --> 00:09:19,575 It seems a little bit bitter sweet to me that Charlotte 220 00:09:19,577 --> 00:09:21,543 spent all these years being in love with Gaz, 221 00:09:21,545 --> 00:09:23,611 I know finally that she's over him. 222 00:09:23,613 --> 00:09:28,081 He's chasing after her, sucks knowing it. 223 00:09:28,782 --> 00:09:30,916 No one told me that when a horse trots, you got to go with 224 00:09:30,918 --> 00:09:33,118 the horse, all I know is my balls are slapping on 225 00:09:33,120 --> 00:09:35,120 this fucking seat it hurts. 226 00:09:39,091 --> 00:09:45,362 ¶ 227 00:09:45,364 --> 00:09:45,362 Here we are. 228 00:09:45,364 --> 00:09:50,300 Me and Joel have always been spontaneous in our relationship, 229 00:09:50,302 --> 00:09:53,069 especially in the sexual area. 230 00:09:53,637 --> 00:09:55,137 Oh my God. 231 00:09:55,139 --> 00:09:58,273 I'm bored of using vibrators, I'm bored of using cock rings, 232 00:09:58,275 --> 00:10:01,876 what I want to get, is bondage shit. 233 00:10:02,244 --> 00:10:05,045 Now that is what I'm talking about. 234 00:10:07,648 --> 00:10:10,049 Now, do this. 235 00:10:10,051 --> 00:10:11,617 Does this turn you on? 236 00:10:11,619 --> 00:10:14,620 Do I look sexy to you? 237 00:10:14,622 --> 00:10:16,355 Aww, just do this, c'mon let's pretend. 238 00:10:16,756 --> 00:10:18,723 What would your dad say? 239 00:10:18,725 --> 00:10:21,292 The last thing I want to hear whilst in a sex shop, 240 00:10:21,294 --> 00:10:26,397 surrounded by vibrators and bondage is, the word dad. 241 00:10:27,031 --> 00:10:28,664 Get it off man. 242 00:10:28,666 --> 00:10:38,840 ¶ 243 00:10:38,842 --> 00:10:40,708 The outback has been incredible, we've experienced some things 244 00:10:40,710 --> 00:10:44,278 I never thought in a million years I'd do. 245 00:10:48,249 --> 00:10:50,850 We're on our way back, and the bush in the outback has made me 246 00:10:50,852 --> 00:10:54,987 realize that I want to make the most of this experience. 247 00:10:58,758 --> 00:10:58,757 It was wicked being in the outback, I liked to bum with 248 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:02,360 the girls, I was away from Scott for a little bit. 249 00:11:11,235 --> 00:11:11,234 Probably bossed them around. 250 00:11:11,236 --> 00:11:14,270 Probably had to wank to his picture of Gary that he keeps 251 00:11:14,272 --> 00:11:14,270 under his pillow. 252 00:11:14,272 --> 00:11:14,270 One thing I've learned in this house is that you've got to keep 253 00:11:14,272 --> 00:11:19,808 the girls on your side and Scott hasn't grasped that yet. 254 00:11:19,810 --> 00:11:22,677 If you don't, they will have your life. 255 00:11:22,679 --> 00:11:23,711 Let's get smashed! 256 00:11:23,713 --> 00:11:25,012 Let's get mortal! 257 00:11:25,014 --> 00:11:35,388 ¶ 258 00:11:35,390 --> 00:11:36,188 Hello. 259 00:11:36,190 --> 00:11:36,855 Hey. 260 00:11:36,857 --> 00:11:37,689 Hello. 261 00:11:37,691 --> 00:11:39,424 Hey Scott. 262 00:11:39,426 --> 00:11:41,159 So, the guys get back from the outback, 263 00:11:41,161 --> 00:11:43,361 and I'm so glad to see everyone. 264 00:11:45,197 --> 00:11:47,398 I've come here in the spirit of honesty, 265 00:11:47,400 --> 00:11:49,166 and the spirit of friendship. 266 00:11:49,168 --> 00:11:50,033 What? 267 00:11:50,035 --> 00:11:51,401 I've come to join here. 268 00:11:51,403 --> 00:11:52,802 Holly has come for moral support. 269 00:11:52,804 --> 00:11:52,802 What? 270 00:11:52,804 --> 00:11:58,841 You know I love ya, but you're getting on people's tits. 271 00:11:58,843 --> 00:12:00,475 Well, I know. 272 00:12:01,043 --> 00:12:03,244 You have to stop with this house-smashing thing. 273 00:12:03,246 --> 00:12:06,180 Recently, Scott has been getting so drunk, that he's kind of 274 00:12:06,182 --> 00:12:09,082 lost respect for this whole family thing. 275 00:12:09,084 --> 00:12:12,985 Started punching walls in our house, and just pulling girls 276 00:12:12,987 --> 00:12:16,088 left right and center and not really giving a fuck about us. 277 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,989 And, I know I'm the fine one to talk. 278 00:12:17,991 --> 00:12:20,424 That's why I've said; I'm not going to drink the next 279 00:12:20,426 --> 00:12:22,092 few days until my birthday. 280 00:12:22,094 --> 00:12:25,161 Okay, that's good because we were going to put you on a ban. 281 00:12:25,163 --> 00:12:27,329 Scott's been acting like a massive fucking sack, 282 00:12:27,331 --> 00:12:29,431 and it's all because he's been drinking too much. 283 00:12:29,433 --> 00:12:31,699 We've decided to put him on a drinking ban, get the old Scott 284 00:12:31,701 --> 00:12:34,301 back, and get rid of this obnoxious Scott. 285 00:12:34,902 --> 00:12:36,102 Would you want to get fun Scott back, and Scott whose 286 00:12:36,104 --> 00:12:37,903 not obsessed with girls? 287 00:12:37,905 --> 00:12:41,840 Cuz you're a lot nicer when your not as drunk, or not just having 288 00:12:41,842 --> 00:12:44,175 your life revolve around them. 289 00:12:44,177 --> 00:12:45,876 It's in mine and Gaz's best interest to keep the girls sweet 290 00:12:45,878 --> 00:12:49,946 otherwise they will make our life a living hell. 291 00:12:53,984 --> 00:12:58,520 [Laughter] 292 00:12:58,522 --> 00:13:00,421 I'm going to stay now. 293 00:13:00,423 --> 00:13:01,989 So, you're going to stay at the end? 294 00:13:01,991 --> 00:13:02,889 The end. 295 00:13:02,891 --> 00:13:03,856 Buzzing. 296 00:13:03,858 --> 00:13:04,823 I'm so happy. 297 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:04,823 I'm happy. 298 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:04,823 I don't know what the fuck happened at the outback, but 299 00:13:04,825 --> 00:13:10,461 Charlotte has come back like a new woman, she's happy again. 300 00:13:10,463 --> 00:13:13,063 And, I feel like she's back to her old self. 301 00:13:13,065 --> 00:13:14,831 Did you talk to Gary while you were away as well? 302 00:13:14,833 --> 00:13:17,099 No, I didn't have one conversation with him. 303 00:13:17,101 --> 00:13:17,866 Did you? 304 00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:17,866 No. 305 00:13:17,868 --> 00:13:21,736 I was so worried coming back into this house, with everyone 306 00:13:21,738 --> 00:13:24,105 that have happened between me and Gary last time. 307 00:13:24,107 --> 00:13:26,974 But, then I realize I can't give up this experience for a boy. 308 00:13:26,976 --> 00:13:30,277 I think he think that we're going to be like, really good 309 00:13:30,279 --> 00:13:32,779 friends again but, that will never really happen. 310 00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:32,779 No. 311 00:13:32,781 --> 00:13:35,748 Gary has got no control over anything now. 312 00:13:35,750 --> 00:13:38,484 She is happy with someone else, not him. 313 00:13:38,486 --> 00:13:41,286 I just told him not to make it awkward for everyone else. 314 00:13:41,288 --> 00:13:46,390 ¶ 315 00:13:46,392 --> 00:13:48,492 [Cheering] 316 00:13:48,960 --> 00:13:51,227 Tonight we're hitting Scary Canary, and I've got a 317 00:13:51,229 --> 00:13:53,762 hairy fairy, bring it on! 318 00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:59,467 I'm back in Sydney, and I want to go have a tash on! 319 00:13:59,469 --> 00:14:02,136 So, we decided to have family night. 320 00:14:02,138 --> 00:14:04,338 Let's see how long that fucking lasts. 321 00:14:07,842 --> 00:14:10,343 So, Scott's now on a drinking ban, which we've put him on, 322 00:14:10,345 --> 00:14:12,778 and I think hopefully tonight we get to actually see what 323 00:14:12,780 --> 00:14:14,446 the old Scott was like. 324 00:14:17,116 --> 00:14:17,115 You look so good Scotty. 325 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:17,115 Me and Gaz have decided that we're not going to bring any 326 00:14:17,117 --> 00:14:21,519 birds back to the house, because we're going to have a nice 327 00:14:21,521 --> 00:14:23,087 family time when we get back. 328 00:14:23,089 --> 00:14:24,955 Fucking wicked. 329 00:14:30,828 --> 00:14:32,829 The last person that I expected to be wearing my top on 330 00:14:32,831 --> 00:14:34,463 a night out is, Charlotte. 331 00:14:41,437 --> 00:14:44,338 Gary is trying his best to try and talk to us and have a laugh 332 00:14:44,340 --> 00:14:48,241 with us, I'm just humoring Gary, I'm not really his friend, but I 333 00:14:48,243 --> 00:14:53,379 pretend to be, if it means a dickhead will leave us alone. 334 00:14:57,250 --> 00:15:00,252 Woops, sorry, didn't realize I just high-fived 335 00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:02,454 your broken hand, Gary. 336 00:15:02,456 --> 00:15:07,524 [Laughter] 337 00:15:09,226 --> 00:15:12,361 As predicted, Scott has ignored our pleas, our advice, 338 00:15:12,363 --> 00:15:14,363 and then finally our orders. 339 00:15:14,997 --> 00:15:17,498 All we want Scott to do is to actually want to spend time with 340 00:15:17,500 --> 00:15:20,100 us, rather than spending five minutes and then brushing us 341 00:15:20,102 --> 00:15:22,902 off to some other random girls. 342 00:15:23,169 --> 00:15:25,403 We're fucking sick of it, the only way he's not going to pull, 343 00:15:25,405 --> 00:15:27,538 is if we actually stop him. 344 00:15:27,540 --> 00:15:31,041 So, there's only one thing for it, operation cock block. 345 00:15:35,446 --> 00:15:38,114 Basically it involves us ladies making sure Scott 346 00:15:38,116 --> 00:15:40,649 gets absolutely zero vagina. 347 00:15:51,027 --> 00:15:54,162 No matter how many times we say it's family night, we'll always 348 00:15:54,164 --> 00:15:56,898 see him talking to a girl, necking on with a girl, prancing 349 00:15:56,900 --> 00:16:00,367 around a girl like a little fairy with twinkle toes. 350 00:16:02,203 --> 00:16:05,071 Us girls are experts in cock blocking, it's like we're 351 00:16:05,073 --> 00:16:08,240 the oldest of the cock blocking empire. 352 00:16:13,312 --> 00:16:15,446 This is an extremely covert operation, that can only be 353 00:16:15,448 --> 00:16:19,349 called off with immense stealth and exceptional precision. 354 00:16:19,351 --> 00:16:21,384 Actually, it's just us talking to the lass's Scott's trying 355 00:16:21,386 --> 00:16:23,018 to pull to be honest with ya. 356 00:16:34,997 --> 00:16:38,666 ¶ 357 00:16:38,668 --> 00:16:40,668 I think Scott just thinks that we're just being dead nice to 358 00:16:40,670 --> 00:16:44,637 these girls and like; I think he's thinking it's a good thing. 359 00:16:45,972 --> 00:16:47,572 I don't know what is going on with the lass's but for once 360 00:16:47,574 --> 00:16:49,907 they are being propa friendly. 361 00:16:49,909 --> 00:16:51,074 Buzzing. 362 00:16:53,177 --> 00:16:55,111 Scott got some lass's on cloud nine, he actually thinks that 363 00:16:55,113 --> 00:16:58,080 our girls are being nice to the birds you've pulled. 364 00:16:58,082 --> 00:17:00,650 Scott, you are getting cock blocked. 365 00:17:01,785 --> 00:17:04,419 He's like a male cat bouncing up and down like, trying to see 366 00:17:04,421 --> 00:17:07,088 what we're doing like, but he just doesn't understand so 367 00:17:07,090 --> 00:17:08,789 he still a bit confused. 368 00:17:08,791 --> 00:17:11,792 ¶ 369 00:17:11,794 --> 00:17:15,262 The lads aren't bringing any girls back to the house tonight, 370 00:17:15,264 --> 00:17:17,631 mwa-ha-ha-ha-ha. 371 00:17:17,633 --> 00:17:27,741 ¶ 372 00:17:27,743 --> 00:17:38,184 ¶ 373 00:17:38,186 --> 00:17:39,818 Yeah man, I'm fresh as fuck this morning. 374 00:17:39,820 --> 00:17:42,554 Gym time, baby. 375 00:17:42,556 --> 00:17:43,855 I wake up and find that Steve is organizing 376 00:17:43,857 --> 00:17:45,723 anger management session. 377 00:17:45,725 --> 00:17:48,358 To be fair, this has been a long time coming. 378 00:17:59,235 --> 00:18:02,303 What a nightmare, the gym is shut, so Billy and Terry, 379 00:18:02,305 --> 00:18:04,104 aren't getting a workout. 380 00:18:10,377 --> 00:18:12,811 Obviously what's happened to James is, there's nee chance, 381 00:18:12,813 --> 00:18:15,180 I'd get in a relationship in this house. 382 00:18:22,354 --> 00:18:24,655 One thing me and James have in common is Holly and Charlotte; 383 00:18:24,657 --> 00:18:26,356 he's always had the same thing going with Holly, 384 00:18:26,358 --> 00:18:28,091 as I did with Charlotte. 385 00:18:28,093 --> 00:18:29,325 But, now that I haven't got that, me and James have 386 00:18:29,327 --> 00:18:31,327 nothing in common. 387 00:18:37,800 --> 00:18:45,106 ¶ 388 00:18:45,108 --> 00:18:47,508 So, the anger management woman is here, and I lead her to 389 00:18:47,510 --> 00:18:51,811 where the anger circuit is, the sitting room. 390 00:18:52,279 --> 00:18:53,245 Hello. 391 00:18:53,247 --> 00:18:54,746 [Indistinct mumbling] 392 00:18:54,748 --> 00:18:57,482 The anger management councilor walks in, and she's four footing 393 00:18:57,484 --> 00:18:59,917 out, and seven stone dripping wet, what the fuck is she going 394 00:18:59,919 --> 00:19:01,685 to do if it kicks off? 395 00:19:01,919 --> 00:19:03,920 Okay, I won't stay long because I'm sure there won't be all that 396 00:19:03,922 --> 00:19:05,588 much anger that we've got to talk about, is there? 397 00:19:05,590 --> 00:19:07,156 Yes, so much anger. 398 00:19:07,158 --> 00:19:08,357 Serious? 399 00:19:08,359 --> 00:19:09,491 So much anger, wow. 400 00:19:09,493 --> 00:19:11,526 Okay, so she says a lot, no there's not. 401 00:19:11,528 --> 00:19:13,728 You want to tell me what's going on? 402 00:19:13,730 --> 00:19:15,463 The boys are really angry. 403 00:19:15,465 --> 00:19:16,931 Scott punches walls. 404 00:19:16,933 --> 00:19:19,833 All they do is punch things, look at their hands. 405 00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:21,533 We've got a pretty big issue in the house with the boys 406 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:21,533 punching inanimate objects. 407 00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:25,870 Well, now I'm starting to understand why I'm sitting here. 408 00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:28,372 The anger management woman is here for one person 409 00:19:28,374 --> 00:19:29,706 and one person only. 410 00:19:29,708 --> 00:19:31,808 And, his name is Scott. 411 00:19:31,810 --> 00:19:33,910 Scott, it seems that your name has come up most often; 412 00:19:33,912 --> 00:19:36,779 can we have a chat about why you're so angry? 413 00:19:36,781 --> 00:19:37,913 Okay, can we do that? 414 00:19:37,915 --> 00:19:39,781 I'm a fucking angry, smack! 415 00:19:39,783 --> 00:19:43,384 I'm not that bad, it's only on two occasions to top it off. 416 00:19:43,386 --> 00:19:45,219 All the nights we go out. 417 00:19:46,187 --> 00:19:48,154 I see everyone in this house angry, all the time, just cuz 418 00:19:48,156 --> 00:19:49,755 it's the first time I've done it, doesn't make 419 00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:49,755 me an angry person. 420 00:19:49,757 --> 00:19:54,826 The first time I was angry was because Holly was in my bed. 421 00:19:54,828 --> 00:19:58,362 It's not your bed, right, I was in a bed, because I had no other 422 00:19:58,364 --> 00:20:00,731 bed in the house, so I want upstairs in the shag pad room, 423 00:20:00,733 --> 00:20:03,867 Scott's starts smashing the house up and punching 424 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:03,867 holes in walls. 425 00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:07,804 I feel the need to step in and tell this woman everything that 426 00:20:07,806 --> 00:20:10,640 Scott's done, but it completely backfires, because then I start 427 00:20:10,642 --> 00:20:12,675 getting angry and now I'm more pissed then when 428 00:20:12,677 --> 00:20:14,243 I first sat down. 429 00:20:14,245 --> 00:20:16,278 No, I wasn't, I said Scott I've got no other bed. 430 00:20:16,280 --> 00:20:17,579 You were shouting your head off! 431 00:20:17,581 --> 00:20:19,347 Because I had no other bed! 432 00:20:19,349 --> 00:20:20,948 Don't make me angry! 433 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,249 [gasp] 434 00:20:22,251 --> 00:20:22,249 [laughter] 435 00:20:22,251 --> 00:20:22,249 I know certain people thing anger management is a great way 436 00:20:22,251 --> 00:20:27,454 to get everything off your chest, but in this instance 437 00:20:27,456 --> 00:20:30,323 however, I think it's brought everything to the surface and 438 00:20:30,325 --> 00:20:31,891 made everyone a hell of a lot angrier than when 439 00:20:31,893 --> 00:20:33,859 we fucking started. 440 00:20:34,227 --> 00:20:35,193 Sophie? 441 00:20:35,195 --> 00:20:36,260 Umm. 442 00:20:36,262 --> 00:20:36,860 I don't really get that angry. 443 00:20:36,862 --> 00:20:37,994 Okay, but when you do? 444 00:20:37,996 --> 00:20:40,429 What triggers it? 445 00:20:40,431 --> 00:20:44,266 Umm, the only reason why I ever get angry with Joel is because 446 00:20:44,268 --> 00:20:47,269 of the past, because he was such a dick before. 447 00:20:47,271 --> 00:20:47,269 Jealousy. 448 00:20:47,271 --> 00:20:49,871 It's usually a whole lot of things; see if you can 449 00:20:49,873 --> 00:20:50,838 come up with one. 450 00:20:50,840 --> 00:20:51,905 Jealousy. 451 00:20:51,907 --> 00:20:52,739 [Everyone in unison] 452 00:20:52,741 --> 00:20:52,739 Jealousy. 453 00:20:52,741 --> 00:20:54,774 Joel's acting like this is him and Sophie's private 454 00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:54,774 counseling session. 455 00:20:54,776 --> 00:20:57,843 Mate, I can see the look in Sophie's eyes, you need to shut 456 00:20:57,845 --> 00:20:59,978 up before you lose your balls. 457 00:20:59,980 --> 00:21:04,649 I get really jealous, and I get jealous over me boyfriend, and, 458 00:21:04,651 --> 00:21:06,884 when he like talks to another girl. 459 00:21:06,886 --> 00:21:08,852 So, then it comes to Charlotte's turn. 460 00:21:08,854 --> 00:21:12,989 Well, it was all just really, but just this one person, 461 00:21:12,991 --> 00:21:16,325 he was just a dick, he was a horrible person. 462 00:21:16,327 --> 00:21:16,325 Okay. 463 00:21:16,327 --> 00:21:16,325 I think that Charlotte forgets that this is not a one on one 464 00:21:16,327 --> 00:21:21,930 counseling session, and I actually am in the room. 465 00:21:21,932 --> 00:21:25,366 Is it someone you were in a close relationship with? 466 00:21:25,368 --> 00:21:26,433 You could say close, but then again, you could 467 00:21:26,435 --> 00:21:28,435 say very far away. 468 00:21:28,437 --> 00:21:30,537 I feel like all this blame is getting put on me, and she wants 469 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:33,306 to crawl in my bed one night and bang us, she's got to deal with 470 00:21:33,308 --> 00:21:35,041 her consequences when she knows I'm going to go out the next 471 00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:37,009 night, and bang someone else? 472 00:21:37,011 --> 00:21:38,810 How is that my fault? 473 00:21:39,011 --> 00:21:40,811 How do you feel about him not being in you life? 474 00:21:40,813 --> 00:21:43,513 I'm absolutely over the moon; I've never felt happier. 475 00:21:43,515 --> 00:21:45,648 I feel like I'm a different person now. 476 00:21:45,650 --> 00:21:48,384 For me, this is the most awkward situation ever. 477 00:21:48,386 --> 00:21:49,752 But, I feel like this is not the right time for me to pipe up 478 00:21:49,754 --> 00:21:49,752 and defend myself. 479 00:21:49,754 --> 00:21:53,589 He used to pretend like he was me friend, and he used to say 480 00:21:53,591 --> 00:21:57,292 that he cared, and he told other people things that meant that 481 00:21:57,294 --> 00:22:01,396 he didn't care, so he was a liar, and a bull shitter. 482 00:22:01,398 --> 00:22:04,065 So, what kept you coming back to this person? 483 00:22:04,067 --> 00:22:06,367 I think it's just physically because we live together, 484 00:22:06,369 --> 00:22:08,035 and there's nothing else to do. 485 00:22:08,037 --> 00:22:09,503 Because, it wasn't always sex, 'cuz sometimes 486 00:22:09,505 --> 00:22:12,372 I got bored through it. 487 00:22:12,374 --> 00:22:14,374 And, she just griefed him how he used to treat her like shit, how 488 00:22:14,376 --> 00:22:16,309 he doesn't he doesn't care about his friends, and how he 489 00:22:16,311 --> 00:22:18,811 backstabs people, and he doesn't care about any of that, apart 490 00:22:18,813 --> 00:22:23,482 from how crappy he was in bed, which is true, he was shit, 491 00:22:23,484 --> 00:22:26,585 because I seen it, and it bucks like an absolute rabbit. 492 00:22:26,819 --> 00:22:29,053 Are we talking about someone who is present? 493 00:22:29,055 --> 00:22:29,953 Yeah. 494 00:22:29,955 --> 00:22:31,387 Ahh, okay. 495 00:22:31,389 --> 00:22:33,956 Would it be okay if we identified the person? 496 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:34,890 Yes, yes. 497 00:22:34,892 --> 00:22:35,957 It was him. 498 00:22:35,959 --> 00:22:38,292 It was Gary. 499 00:22:38,294 --> 00:22:39,493 I'm so happy, that I'm not in Gary's position 500 00:22:39,495 --> 00:22:41,027 right now, wicked. 501 00:22:41,029 --> 00:22:51,503 ¶ 502 00:22:51,505 --> 00:22:53,471 I feel like the anger management proper worked. 503 00:22:53,473 --> 00:22:55,906 I can't wait to go smash somethin' up. 504 00:22:56,674 --> 00:22:59,642 So, Vicky suggested that we have a massive pool party, invite 505 00:22:59,644 --> 00:23:02,611 everyone that we've ever met, have a silent disco and have 506 00:23:02,613 --> 00:23:07,314 Joel as a DJ, that to me sounds like an immense party. 507 00:23:07,815 --> 00:23:09,816 I'm obviously going to invite fit Dan to the party, he's 508 00:23:09,818 --> 00:23:12,418 fucking gorgeous, and I'm hoping that if I get into a social 509 00:23:12,420 --> 00:23:15,554 situation, we might get a fucking tash on. 510 00:23:15,556 --> 00:23:22,927 ¶ 511 00:23:22,929 --> 00:23:24,762 After that anger management session this morning, I feel 512 00:23:24,764 --> 00:23:27,397 like now is definitely the right time to speak with Charlotte. 513 00:23:32,602 --> 00:23:33,868 I can still remember when I first met Charlotte, 514 00:23:33,870 --> 00:23:35,636 I can still remember lying up there and sleeping 515 00:23:35,638 --> 00:23:37,437 with her for the first time. 516 00:23:37,638 --> 00:23:39,538 And, it seems weird to think that back then there was no 517 00:23:39,540 --> 00:23:41,606 issues, we could have a laugh together, we're stepping each 518 00:23:41,608 --> 00:23:45,543 other a lot more and, it was the most perfect little match, ever. 519 00:23:45,545 --> 00:23:47,611 But, then feelings got involved. 520 00:24:02,693 --> 00:24:05,628 What you did was all the time, was wrong, it was horrible. 521 00:24:05,630 --> 00:24:05,628 I'm saying, I'm saying. 522 00:24:05,630 --> 00:24:08,864 Not like we all tried every option, we didn't, you -- 523 00:24:08,866 --> 00:24:10,699 the only option that was ever tried was you 524 00:24:10,701 --> 00:24:12,701 hurting us over and over again. 525 00:24:19,074 --> 00:24:20,741 That's me saying sorry. 526 00:24:20,743 --> 00:24:23,577 I've been waiting for this apology for so long. 527 00:24:23,579 --> 00:24:25,679 For him to admit that he did hurt us. 528 00:24:25,681 --> 00:24:27,847 And, he did toy with me emotions. 529 00:24:27,849 --> 00:24:30,950 I'll never, ever forgive you for what you did, and we'll never, 530 00:24:30,952 --> 00:24:31,917 ever be friends. 531 00:24:31,919 --> 00:24:34,786 So, you lost us so long ago. 532 00:24:34,788 --> 00:24:37,488 What me and Mitch have is completely different to what me 533 00:24:37,490 --> 00:24:39,189 and Gary used to have. 534 00:24:39,191 --> 00:24:43,426 With Mitch, it's real, with Gary, it was all lies. 535 00:24:47,964 --> 00:24:58,406 ¶ 536 00:24:58,408 --> 00:25:01,742 You're definitely ringing... 537 00:25:01,744 --> 00:25:03,443 the Dan. 538 00:25:03,744 --> 00:25:05,211 Me and Holly being the only two single girls in the group are 539 00:25:05,213 --> 00:25:07,012 going to invite some lads around for the party tonight. 540 00:25:07,014 --> 00:25:09,547 As I'm dialing fit Dan's number, me fingers are 541 00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:11,415 actually trembling. 542 00:25:11,417 --> 00:25:12,916 [Over the phone] 543 00:25:12,918 --> 00:25:13,917 Hi, is this Dan? 544 00:25:13,919 --> 00:25:15,985 Heya, it's Vicky. 545 00:25:15,987 --> 00:25:18,687 I'm fine, good, how are you? 546 00:25:18,689 --> 00:25:21,956 Umm, nothing much, we're just having a bit of a, like pool 547 00:25:21,958 --> 00:25:24,758 party slash house party tonight, and wondered if you wanted to 548 00:25:24,760 --> 00:25:26,092 come around? 549 00:25:27,828 --> 00:25:30,496 I'm sure I will manage for, babe. 550 00:25:36,736 --> 00:25:39,537 Sophie and Joel have the most adventurous sex I've ever known. 551 00:25:39,539 --> 00:25:41,472 Look Sophie, this is what you're supposed to do with it, you're 552 00:25:41,474 --> 00:25:43,207 supposed to do -- 553 00:25:43,209 --> 00:25:46,543 So, Charlotte reckons that she's the bondage expert, 554 00:25:46,545 --> 00:25:48,578 she standing there with her hands wrapped around a 555 00:25:48,580 --> 00:25:51,080 lampshade, looking like she's wanking it off. 556 00:25:51,082 --> 00:25:55,117 [Laughter] 557 00:25:55,119 --> 00:25:56,985 [mumbling over phone of voicemail] 558 00:25:56,987 --> 00:25:58,921 It's voicemail, I'll just leave a message. 559 00:25:58,923 --> 00:26:00,022 Me and Scott are just having our own girls just to make sure 560 00:26:00,024 --> 00:26:03,625 I've got a dead suit there. 561 00:26:03,627 --> 00:26:05,793 Hi there, it's Scott, I was just wondering if you wanted to come 562 00:26:05,795 --> 00:26:11,331 to a pool party tonight, few drinks. 563 00:26:14,368 --> 00:26:16,369 I can't help but think, she will probably be here till 564 00:26:16,371 --> 00:26:20,238 the house party ends. 565 00:26:20,772 --> 00:26:24,307 ¶ 566 00:26:24,309 --> 00:26:26,175 It's a silent disco. 567 00:26:26,177 --> 00:26:29,344 I can't wait, I fucking love these ones! 568 00:26:30,746 --> 00:26:33,013 We've got Joel on the decks, we've got loads of fit people 569 00:26:33,015 --> 00:26:35,582 coming around, but is it going to be a kick off? 570 00:26:35,584 --> 00:26:37,717 I fucking hope not. 571 00:26:39,853 --> 00:26:42,387 The first girl comes walking through, it's a bit abandoned 572 00:26:42,389 --> 00:26:44,655 the first night, I seen her I was like, 573 00:26:44,657 --> 00:26:45,756 you're actually all right. 574 00:26:45,758 --> 00:26:47,023 Come on in. 575 00:26:47,157 --> 00:26:48,190 This is Daniel. 576 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:48,190 Hello Daniel. 577 00:26:48,192 --> 00:26:50,625 So nice to meet you. 578 00:26:50,627 --> 00:26:53,794 Dan, this is [mumbles two women's names] 579 00:26:53,796 --> 00:26:55,862 It hasn't escaped my knowledge that Scott and Gaz seem to have 580 00:26:55,864 --> 00:26:57,597 a lot of girls here that they've already been through, 581 00:26:57,599 --> 00:26:58,898 like a fucking bus. 582 00:26:58,900 --> 00:27:01,867 Fuck, there's the treat, five birds that I have banged in 583 00:27:01,869 --> 00:27:04,903 our house, at this party. 584 00:27:08,841 --> 00:27:10,374 There's literally girls everywhere. 585 00:27:11,342 --> 00:27:13,910 One minute I'm on the balcony fingering someone. 586 00:27:14,845 --> 00:27:16,078 Next minute I'm bringing her back down stairs to find out 587 00:27:16,080 --> 00:27:17,913 which one I wanna actually bang. 588 00:27:17,915 --> 00:27:19,414 No. 589 00:27:22,017 --> 00:27:25,019 This is literally operation too much fanny. 590 00:27:25,854 --> 00:27:27,955 In the end, I do what every other lad would do, you pick 591 00:27:27,957 --> 00:27:30,123 the fittest one, and you get in bed. 592 00:27:30,624 --> 00:27:32,925 Gaz. 593 00:27:32,927 --> 00:27:38,863 Lo and behold, its another girl for Gary. 594 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:39,797 Gary? 595 00:27:41,399 --> 00:27:46,202 Maybe we should, maybe he's upstairs, real quick. 596 00:27:47,037 --> 00:27:50,706 This is the most boring Geordie Shore house party ever. 597 00:27:50,708 --> 00:27:53,041 I feel like it's because I'm not shagging Gary anymore, 598 00:27:53,043 --> 00:27:54,776 and I'm not kicking off. 599 00:27:54,778 --> 00:27:56,310 All I can really do is sleep. 600 00:27:56,312 --> 00:27:59,946 ¶ 601 00:27:59,948 --> 00:28:02,315 I'm single, I feel like one of the fucking lads. 602 00:28:02,649 --> 00:28:04,883 I've got fit Danny who I haven't tashed on before, I want to, 603 00:28:04,885 --> 00:28:07,085 and a lot of who I already tashed on with. 604 00:28:07,087 --> 00:28:09,454 I'm just a fucking weapon. 605 00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:13,423 Really? 606 00:28:13,425 --> 00:28:16,125 Vicky is with big fit Dan, and I've got the ugly friend. 607 00:28:16,127 --> 00:28:19,094 Just my fucking luck. 608 00:28:22,932 --> 00:28:25,466 You do know that I'm English? 609 00:28:27,402 --> 00:28:28,402 I've fucking done it! 610 00:28:28,404 --> 00:28:30,203 I've tashed on with fit Dan! 611 00:28:30,671 --> 00:28:32,772 Women everywhere, you thought it couldn't be done, 612 00:28:32,774 --> 00:28:35,107 but I fucking succeeded! 613 00:28:35,109 --> 00:28:36,475 Sucker us off! 614 00:28:46,351 --> 00:28:48,919 After tonight, it's made me realize how lucky I am to 615 00:28:48,921 --> 00:28:51,288 have Joel, and not be single. 616 00:28:51,290 --> 00:28:53,323 The last thing I would want to do is go around chasing the 617 00:28:53,325 --> 00:28:57,293 cock, talking about the cock, kissing the cock, and looking 618 00:28:57,295 --> 00:28:59,728 like a complete slag. 619 00:29:03,933 --> 00:29:07,268 Somehow I've been left alone, in a room with Dan's friend, 620 00:29:07,270 --> 00:29:07,268 and now he's naked. 621 00:29:07,270 --> 00:29:11,005 And, now I don't know what to do because I'm scared of his cock, 622 00:29:11,007 --> 00:29:14,041 because it's not familiar. 623 00:29:14,043 --> 00:29:16,243 I've got major, major cock fright, and he 624 00:29:16,245 --> 00:29:17,777 needs to leave now. 625 00:29:19,446 --> 00:29:21,313 It's just familiar cock from now on. 626 00:29:25,451 --> 00:29:27,485 I'm in bed with the fittest bird from the party; the others have 627 00:29:27,487 --> 00:29:30,154 gone home without ripping each other's hair out. 628 00:29:30,156 --> 00:29:32,789 I honestly think our house party curse been broken because 629 00:29:32,791 --> 00:29:35,791 me and Charlotte aren't banging anymore. 630 00:29:38,895 --> 00:29:42,330 [Laughter] 631 00:29:45,534 --> 00:29:45,533 Whoa. 632 00:29:45,535 --> 00:29:48,202 I'm lying in bed with a man that looks like he's been 633 00:29:48,204 --> 00:29:51,038 carved by angels. 634 00:29:51,040 --> 00:29:53,040 Fucking get in. 635 00:29:54,042 --> 00:30:03,516 ¶ 636 00:30:03,518 --> 00:30:06,285 So last night, the party was pretty average, well at least it 637 00:30:06,287 --> 00:30:09,788 there was no kick offs, and once again Scott and Gaz pulled, 638 00:30:09,790 --> 00:30:11,389 so then it was great for them. 639 00:30:14,826 --> 00:30:17,894 Last night I was mortal, I got that kind of drunk where you 640 00:30:17,896 --> 00:30:20,363 feel like you're really sexy, I thought I was in the fucking 641 00:30:20,365 --> 00:30:23,165 Saturdays for God's sake. 642 00:30:24,534 --> 00:30:27,235 I just want Dan out the house, it's nothing to do with him, 643 00:30:27,237 --> 00:30:30,271 it's me, I just feel dirty. 644 00:30:30,273 --> 00:30:32,273 And, I can't wait to just get rid of him. 645 00:30:32,275 --> 00:30:34,408 I don't know how Scott and Gary do this all the time. 646 00:30:34,410 --> 00:30:36,276 It's fucking stressful. 647 00:30:36,278 --> 00:30:43,449 ¶ 648 00:30:43,451 --> 00:30:46,018 I woke up this morning, me hand is fucking killing, I forgot 649 00:30:46,020 --> 00:30:48,854 that I've got a bad hand, and I should've been using me left, 650 00:30:48,856 --> 00:30:50,488 but instead I was fingering birds with me right hand with 651 00:30:50,490 --> 00:30:52,022 a fractured fucking bone. 652 00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:52,022 ¶ 653 00:30:52,024 --> 00:30:54,991 Today is Scott's birthday, and I've literally got the best 654 00:30:54,993 --> 00:30:56,959 surprise for him ever. 655 00:31:00,330 --> 00:31:02,230 I'm buzzing to dive off this plane, but Gaz on the 656 00:31:02,232 --> 00:31:05,266 other hand, is fucking shitting his pants. 657 00:31:10,204 --> 00:31:15,841 ¶ 658 00:31:15,843 --> 00:31:17,108 Oh my gosh! 659 00:31:17,110 --> 00:31:17,808 Hello! 660 00:31:17,810 --> 00:31:20,210 Hi! 661 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:21,911 Fucking hell, we were just talking about ya! 662 00:31:21,913 --> 00:31:22,845 Aye! 663 00:31:22,847 --> 00:31:24,980 Hopefully nice. 664 00:31:27,817 --> 00:31:28,883 Of course I'm going to come back, I said I'm only going 665 00:31:28,885 --> 00:31:30,584 to have a couple days off. 666 00:31:30,586 --> 00:31:32,352 I've had an absolute amazing time away with Kate; it 667 00:31:32,354 --> 00:31:34,620 couldn't have been any better. 668 00:31:34,622 --> 00:31:36,388 It is really hard being in a relationship, on the 669 00:31:36,390 --> 00:31:38,189 other side of the world. 670 00:31:38,191 --> 00:31:40,524 I thought you were going to come last night with Kate. 671 00:31:44,896 --> 00:31:44,895 It would've been good like for us, in time, in time. 672 00:31:44,897 --> 00:31:49,299 Genuinely, I feel sorry for the predicament James is in. 673 00:31:49,301 --> 00:31:51,200 He should bring Kate in the house, but at the same time 674 00:31:51,202 --> 00:31:53,468 that will just cause more confrontation. 675 00:31:53,470 --> 00:31:54,836 Whoa! 676 00:31:54,838 --> 00:31:56,270 Did you have a good time? 677 00:31:56,272 --> 00:31:56,270 It was amazing like -- 678 00:31:56,272 --> 00:31:58,605 So, James has come back from a week of swaying 679 00:31:58,607 --> 00:32:00,540 off with his girlfriend. 680 00:32:00,542 --> 00:32:02,241 And I'm like, great, well all right for you; we've been stuck 681 00:32:02,243 --> 00:32:05,210 at work and in the fucking outback and shit. 682 00:32:05,212 --> 00:32:07,178 Why don't we get like treats? 683 00:32:07,180 --> 00:32:09,513 James could be going out with Cheryl Cole and Holly would 684 00:32:09,515 --> 00:32:12,282 still say, "Oh she's a slag." 685 00:32:12,583 --> 00:32:12,582 I have a broken nail. 686 00:32:12,584 --> 00:32:15,651 The lad's are out at the minute, but I can't wait for them to get 687 00:32:15,653 --> 00:32:20,389 back, and tell us about all the unreal birds they've banged. 688 00:32:21,124 --> 00:32:27,996 [Plane engine noise] 689 00:32:27,998 --> 00:32:31,232 I'm about to launch meself out this plane, at 14,000 feet, the 690 00:32:31,234 --> 00:32:32,900 only thing that would make it better, is if I was attached to 691 00:32:32,902 --> 00:32:36,036 a bird instead of a bull and she was sucking us off in the air. 692 00:32:36,038 --> 00:32:38,038 Fuck all this competition 'bout that and fuck arguing every 693 00:32:38,040 --> 00:32:39,506 single night with our birds. 694 00:32:39,508 --> 00:32:43,009 This is a fresh start, and we need to get back in having fun. 695 00:32:47,114 --> 00:32:51,517 This is the biggest rush ever, happy birthday with Scotty T. 696 00:32:59,925 --> 00:33:01,926 I just hope the girls will let him be, let him drink, 697 00:33:01,928 --> 00:33:04,328 and actually enjoy his birthday. 698 00:33:04,330 --> 00:33:05,962 Happy fucking birthday. 699 00:33:05,964 --> 00:33:07,330 Buzzing. 700 00:33:09,333 --> 00:33:12,601 Barbeque, beach, booze, birthday, bicep. 701 00:33:22,044 --> 00:33:25,446 I have gone from hating Joel with every inch and fiber of my 702 00:33:25,448 --> 00:33:28,449 fucking being; I viewed him as nothing more than a belland who 703 00:33:28,451 --> 00:33:30,918 wore too much fake tan and lipstick. 704 00:33:30,920 --> 00:33:32,419 And, now look at us. 705 00:33:32,421 --> 00:33:32,419 Hug it out? 706 00:33:32,421 --> 00:33:33,987 Yeah, hug it out! 707 00:33:33,989 --> 00:33:35,121 What the fuck? 708 00:33:35,123 --> 00:33:36,555 Vicky is a new woman. 709 00:33:36,557 --> 00:33:40,258 [Cheering] 710 00:33:40,260 --> 00:33:42,059 Happy birthday! 711 00:33:42,061 --> 00:33:43,727 Everyone is buzzing to see Scott, but the only reason he 712 00:33:43,729 --> 00:33:45,929 is getting a light run is 'cuz it's his birthday. 713 00:33:45,931 --> 00:33:47,330 Happy birthday! 714 00:33:47,332 --> 00:33:49,598 Thanks, I went skydiving this morning. 715 00:33:49,600 --> 00:33:51,366 Nice hair! 716 00:33:51,368 --> 00:33:53,034 Fucking mint. 717 00:33:53,036 --> 00:33:54,235 Sky diving, stop lying, you two have been sucking each 718 00:33:54,237 --> 00:33:55,636 other off all day. 719 00:33:55,638 --> 00:33:57,638 Eat it while you can, just put your face in it. 720 00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,474 Anybody want any? 721 00:34:00,476 --> 00:34:01,374 You're half way to 50. 722 00:34:01,376 --> 00:34:02,108 Happy birthday, Scott! 723 00:34:02,110 --> 00:34:03,375 Happy birthday! 724 00:34:03,377 --> 00:34:05,443 Put your face in it. 725 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:10,647 [laughing and screaming] 726 00:34:10,649 --> 00:34:12,315 We're all laughing, pushing each other over, 727 00:34:12,317 --> 00:34:15,418 and it's so much fun, and I'm starting to think, 728 00:34:15,420 --> 00:34:24,727 are we all beginning to like each other? 729 00:34:24,729 --> 00:34:30,766 [Cheering, laughing] 730 00:34:30,768 --> 00:34:33,769 This birthday is unreal, everyone is in a class mood, 731 00:34:33,771 --> 00:34:36,071 and I just can't wait to get stuck into the drink tonight. 732 00:34:36,073 --> 00:34:47,515 ¶ 733 00:34:47,517 --> 00:34:49,283 I don't even want to go to work, man. 734 00:34:49,285 --> 00:34:49,883 I know. 735 00:34:49,885 --> 00:34:51,684 I got to go with him. 736 00:34:51,686 --> 00:34:53,185 Just get on with it, do work, and before you know it you'll 737 00:34:53,187 --> 00:34:56,721 be back out with us. 738 00:34:56,723 --> 00:34:58,856 The classic bird feed preparation is for a Geordie 739 00:34:58,858 --> 00:35:03,260 are, a swift workout, a shit, a shower, a shave, 740 00:35:03,262 --> 00:35:04,728 and a fucking shuffle. 741 00:35:08,499 --> 00:35:11,267 I just realized, I've got to go to work with Charlotte later, 742 00:35:11,269 --> 00:35:13,702 it's Scott's birthday, got it. 743 00:35:13,704 --> 00:35:26,448 ¶ 744 00:35:26,450 --> 00:35:28,750 Me and Gary have nothing to talk about anymore. 745 00:35:28,752 --> 00:35:32,487 We've got nothing in common, and nothing that we agree on, 746 00:35:32,489 --> 00:35:36,656 so nothing has to be said. 747 00:35:38,625 --> 00:35:41,326 Fuck. 748 00:35:42,861 --> 00:35:45,429 Thank fuck, this awkward silence is over. 749 00:35:45,431 --> 00:35:48,198 The party people are here. 750 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:49,632 Is everyone having a good night? 751 00:35:49,634 --> 00:35:51,567 [Cheering] 752 00:35:51,569 --> 00:35:51,567 Good! 753 00:35:51,569 --> 00:35:54,870 I know that everyone else knows now that I'm over Gary, and 754 00:35:54,872 --> 00:35:58,139 there's nothing there anymore, but I can't help but think, Gary 755 00:35:58,141 --> 00:36:02,443 still thinks he's still got some kind of power over us. 756 00:36:02,445 --> 00:36:04,278 I'll show you that I haven't anymore, Gary. 757 00:36:04,280 --> 00:36:06,780 Who wants to kiss Gary? 758 00:36:07,348 --> 00:36:08,715 Why don't you Charlotte? 759 00:36:08,717 --> 00:36:12,185 Oh! 760 00:36:12,553 --> 00:36:14,854 In a way I think Charlotte is trying too hard to convince me 761 00:36:14,856 --> 00:36:16,589 that she has moved on. 762 00:36:18,224 --> 00:36:21,926 Just by the look on Gary's face makes us laugh inside, makes us 763 00:36:21,928 --> 00:36:26,830 think told ya, you fucking stupid prick, now go kiss 764 00:36:26,832 --> 00:36:29,265 someone else, because I'm happy to watch. 765 00:36:29,267 --> 00:36:30,899 I don't care. 766 00:36:36,972 --> 00:36:45,479 ¶ 767 00:36:45,481 --> 00:36:46,379 To Scotty! 768 00:36:46,381 --> 00:36:49,248 Scotty! 769 00:36:49,250 --> 00:36:51,416 When we arrive to the club, the music's wicked, the atmosphere 770 00:36:51,418 --> 00:36:53,785 is incredible, everything's going off tonight we are going 771 00:36:53,787 --> 00:36:55,887 to get smashed because it is Scotty T's birthday. 772 00:36:55,889 --> 00:37:07,331 ¶ 773 00:37:07,333 --> 00:37:08,965 Tonight Scott decided, it's his birthday and we're 774 00:37:08,967 --> 00:37:10,700 not going to pull. 775 00:37:14,604 --> 00:37:16,638 Me and Holly seemed to have switched roles. 776 00:37:16,640 --> 00:37:19,273 All of a sudden, I'm out, I'm tashing on, 777 00:37:19,275 --> 00:37:19,273 I'm having a right laugh. 778 00:37:19,275 --> 00:37:22,943 And, Holly, Holly is afraid of one little cock. 779 00:37:27,448 --> 00:37:30,383 I can't wing woman Vicky, I just can't do it, like she's just 780 00:37:30,385 --> 00:37:32,251 going to have to take two on her own. 781 00:37:35,521 --> 00:37:38,923 I am absolutely mortal, and I'm proud of me self, because for 782 00:37:38,925 --> 00:37:43,894 once, I'm in a worse state than everyone else here. 783 00:37:45,830 --> 00:37:47,797 Sophie and Joel are absolutely mortal, and are giving us 784 00:37:47,799 --> 00:37:49,999 a little live sexual. 785 00:37:50,001 --> 00:37:55,804 Fucking disgusted, you set of scruffy pricks. 786 00:37:55,806 --> 00:37:57,806 Everyone knows how drunk Joel can get, so I wanted to be 787 00:37:57,808 --> 00:37:59,941 in the same state, and piss me self, 788 00:37:59,943 --> 00:38:02,410 and also be sick of me self. 789 00:38:06,581 --> 00:38:09,516 I think someone needs to call Sophie and Joel a taxi home, 790 00:38:09,518 --> 00:38:11,584 because I think any minute from now, they're going to start 791 00:38:11,586 --> 00:38:14,720 shagging in this club. 792 00:38:20,526 --> 00:38:21,859 I'm having an absolute mint birthday, who needs to go out 793 00:38:21,861 --> 00:38:24,394 pull birds, when I got a fam like this. 794 00:38:27,364 --> 00:38:30,866 I'm gradually turning back into the me that I was proud of. 795 00:38:30,868 --> 00:38:33,768 I'm feeling stronger, I'm feeling more confident, 796 00:38:33,770 --> 00:38:36,837 I'm feeling like me more self again. 797 00:38:37,405 --> 00:38:39,873 Tonight Vicky took the piss, and she pulled, 798 00:38:39,875 --> 00:38:42,275 she will not get away with it. 799 00:38:42,277 --> 00:38:52,385 ¶ 800 00:38:52,387 --> 00:38:57,656 ¶ 801 00:38:57,658 --> 00:39:00,892 We all get back to the house, absolutely mortal. 802 00:39:00,894 --> 00:39:03,928 Standard crack, we decide to dress up in Sophie and Joel's 803 00:39:03,930 --> 00:39:07,631 bondage gear. 804 00:39:07,633 --> 00:39:08,898 I have it on. 805 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:08,898 Keep it down, put it down, put it down. 806 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:08,898 Scott has had it way too easy for his birthday, get this mask 807 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:08,898 on, I'm going to treat you like a little dog, and I'm going to 808 00:39:08,900 --> 00:39:13,602 hand cuff you to the piano. 809 00:39:13,604 --> 00:39:15,970 Ahh! 810 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:22,075 Scott dressed up as a gimp, nothing new. 811 00:39:22,077 --> 00:39:24,310 But, I'd say it's turning Gaz on. 812 00:39:26,513 --> 00:39:29,014 So, they try to handcuff me to the piano, howay man, have you 813 00:39:29,016 --> 00:39:31,916 seen the size of this, I'll just smash the thing to bits, 814 00:39:31,918 --> 00:39:33,350 Beethoven and suck us off. 815 00:39:33,352 --> 00:39:38,721 Shit! 816 00:39:38,723 --> 00:39:41,356 Scott's kicking off, and smashing the house up again. 817 00:39:41,358 --> 00:39:42,590 This must be what happens when you spend 818 00:39:42,592 --> 00:39:44,758 too much time with Gaz. 819 00:39:44,760 --> 00:39:46,426 He's turning into the new Charlotte. 820 00:39:46,428 --> 00:39:48,694 Ahh! 821 00:39:48,696 --> 00:39:52,364 [yelling and screaming] 822 00:39:52,366 --> 00:39:54,032 Yet again, Scott has smashed another thing when he's pissed, 823 00:39:54,034 --> 00:39:56,901 when will he learn. 824 00:40:03,641 --> 00:40:06,476 Scott's had a mint birthday, so the icing on the cake is 825 00:40:06,478 --> 00:40:10,079 spending time with Gaz, with a bit of bondage. 826 00:40:10,880 --> 00:40:12,881 He likes it on, have him sleep in that. 827 00:40:12,883 --> 00:40:14,649 Easy man. 828 00:40:14,651 --> 00:40:16,417 Awh, how romantic. 829 00:40:16,951 --> 00:40:16,950 Fucking love the family, I've had an absolutely amazing 830 00:40:16,952 --> 00:40:20,753 birthday, but there's a cute girl whose waiting to suck me 831 00:40:20,755 --> 00:40:23,555 off tomorrow, wicked! 832 00:40:25,491 --> 00:40:27,625 Me and Joel have had such a good night, and we're getting 833 00:40:27,627 --> 00:40:31,462 into bed together, and once again we're too fucked 834 00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:31,462 to even have sex. 835 00:40:31,464 --> 00:40:37,900 What is going on, my vagina may as well be sewed up right now 836 00:40:37,902 --> 00:40:40,869 and have cobwebs all over it. 837 00:40:40,871 --> 00:40:42,537 [Mumbling] 838 00:40:42,539 --> 00:40:44,372 We've had the best day ever; Scott's birthday couldn't have 839 00:40:44,374 --> 00:40:44,372 been any better. 840 00:40:44,374 --> 00:40:47,875 But, right at the last minute, guess who smashed the piano, 841 00:40:47,877 --> 00:40:51,178 too pissed, spoiled it. 842 00:40:51,180 --> 00:40:52,045 Nighty night. 843 00:40:52,047 --> 00:40:52,078 ¶