1 00:00:06,773 --> 00:00:09,508 New Castle, done. 2 00:00:09,510 --> 00:00:11,676 Cancun, done. 3 00:00:11,678 --> 00:00:12,743 Australia, guess what? 4 00:00:12,745 --> 00:00:14,478 You're getting done. 5 00:00:14,480 --> 00:00:16,313 The Geordie's are going down under. 6 00:00:16,315 --> 00:00:17,447 To Australia! 7 00:00:17,449 --> 00:00:18,648 Deep into the bush. 8 00:00:18,650 --> 00:00:19,482 Look out! 9 00:00:19,484 --> 00:00:20,749 Ahh! 10 00:00:20,751 --> 00:00:22,283 Whoa. 11 00:00:22,285 --> 00:00:27,220 Throw another shrimp on the barbie! 12 00:00:27,222 --> 00:00:29,422 Can't even have five minutes crack with the lads, 13 00:00:29,424 --> 00:00:31,757 without getting fucking birds in. 14 00:00:32,158 --> 00:00:35,059 No one wants them here anymore. 15 00:00:36,127 --> 00:00:39,295 Charlotte turned everyone else against us. 16 00:00:39,629 --> 00:00:41,162 You could literally put me and Scott on the moon 17 00:00:41,164 --> 00:00:43,631 and I would still find birds. 18 00:00:43,633 --> 00:00:46,200 I'm sick of this constant competition between 19 00:00:46,202 --> 00:00:47,434 Gaz and Scott, howee lads? 20 00:00:47,436 --> 00:00:49,803 Who's the alpha male? 21 00:00:49,805 --> 00:00:51,738 Gary and Scott are going to have to make a first move 22 00:00:51,740 --> 00:00:53,740 because it's all of us pissed off at them. 23 00:00:53,742 --> 00:00:54,707 I'm sorry. 24 00:00:54,709 --> 00:00:55,307 Good. 25 00:00:55,309 --> 00:00:56,441 I love yous. 26 00:00:57,543 --> 00:00:57,542 Friends. 27 00:00:57,544 --> 00:01:01,712 Aye, I'm pleased; we're starting to make progress. 28 00:01:01,714 --> 00:01:03,213 It's our new boss. 29 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:05,748 [in unison] Shearer! 30 00:01:05,750 --> 00:01:09,852 I've known before I came here, that Joel was going to come. 31 00:01:10,320 --> 00:01:13,255 I don't know how much longer I'm going to be able to do it? 32 00:01:13,756 --> 00:01:16,591 Voulez-vous tash on avec moi, pet? 33 00:01:21,662 --> 00:01:23,562 I should have a degree in pulling women. 34 00:01:23,564 --> 00:01:26,331 I am a Geordie Girl with a VIP edge. 35 00:01:26,333 --> 00:01:28,166 I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 36 00:01:28,168 --> 00:01:30,334 Can't wait to get in this house, I'm going to tear the place up. 37 00:01:30,336 --> 00:01:32,369 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 38 00:01:32,371 --> 00:01:34,804 I'm fake, I'm flirty, and I've got double fs. 39 00:01:34,806 --> 00:01:36,806 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 40 00:01:36,808 --> 00:01:49,784 ¶ 41 00:01:49,786 --> 00:01:52,219 Last night was actually really nice, I got to chill out. 42 00:01:52,221 --> 00:01:57,890 And, it was nice for us all to bond. 43 00:01:57,892 --> 00:02:00,225 I've woke up this morning next to Gary, and I think I'm the 44 00:02:00,227 --> 00:02:02,327 first girl in the history of the world who can say that and 45 00:02:02,329 --> 00:02:04,629 not worry about an STI. 46 00:02:11,603 --> 00:02:15,439 My ex-boyfriend was a prick, because I can't get over him 47 00:02:15,441 --> 00:02:19,476 properly, because I'm pushing it. 48 00:02:28,719 --> 00:02:33,489 I don't want to think about him and I don't want to be hurt, and 49 00:02:33,491 --> 00:02:37,392 I don't want to miss him because I don't know what I'm missing. 50 00:02:37,394 --> 00:02:39,460 It was horrible. 51 00:02:39,462 --> 00:02:44,164 You're still here provin' that you're stronger than that, 52 00:02:44,166 --> 00:02:47,901 and your walking out with all of us, have a mint night out, 53 00:02:47,903 --> 00:02:50,570 comfortable wearing what the fuck you want, doing what you 54 00:02:50,572 --> 00:02:53,372 want, seeing what you want, and having a laugh. 55 00:02:53,806 --> 00:02:55,873 For me it's weird, being able to get close to any other girl in 56 00:02:55,875 --> 00:02:59,543 this house without getting shouted at or arguing about it, 57 00:02:59,545 --> 00:03:01,378 so now I actually am friends with Vicky, I actually do 58 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:01,378 get along with her. 59 00:03:01,380 --> 00:03:05,582 You are better off without him, you know it's right. 60 00:03:05,584 --> 00:03:07,784 I don't know what it is about Gary, I don't know if it's 61 00:03:07,786 --> 00:03:12,355 because him and Charlotte aren't ripping each other apart. 62 00:03:12,923 --> 00:03:15,457 Thanks Gary for being so nice to us. 63 00:03:15,724 --> 00:03:19,292 He's just being so fucking nice and considerate and thoughtful. 64 00:03:21,361 --> 00:03:31,470 ¶ 65 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:36,675 ¶ 66 00:03:36,677 --> 00:03:38,243 It's the day that Joel is going to get here, 67 00:03:38,245 --> 00:03:40,812 and I've been waiting for this for so long. 68 00:03:40,814 --> 00:03:42,914 I am fucking so excited. 69 00:03:42,916 --> 00:03:44,415 And, boom! 70 00:03:47,318 --> 00:03:49,719 Joel's arrival has made us so positive and I just can't wait 71 00:03:49,721 --> 00:03:53,589 for me and him to spend so much time together. 72 00:03:53,591 --> 00:03:55,490 I missed you! 73 00:03:55,492 --> 00:03:56,491 [crying] 74 00:03:56,493 --> 00:03:57,925 I missed you too! 75 00:03:57,927 --> 00:03:59,960 Even though people have wanted Joel in the back of people's 76 00:03:59,962 --> 00:04:01,995 minds, and I know they still think he's the player that he 77 00:04:01,997 --> 00:04:06,265 used to be, I want him to prove that he's not that boy anymore. 78 00:04:06,267 --> 00:04:08,000 And, me and him are stronger than ever. 79 00:04:08,002 --> 00:04:17,843 ¶ 80 00:04:17,845 --> 00:04:19,845 We have just enough time for me and the lads to fit in a cheeky 81 00:04:19,847 --> 00:04:22,347 little gym session because we keep looking sculpted for 82 00:04:22,349 --> 00:04:24,515 all these Aussie birds. 83 00:04:24,849 --> 00:04:31,654 In an Australian gym, there is so much fanny. 84 00:04:31,656 --> 00:04:32,955 What the girls haven't tweaked on yet, is all these 85 00:04:32,957 --> 00:04:35,357 good looking lads they're seeing in the clubs, 86 00:04:35,359 --> 00:04:36,791 all training in our gym. 87 00:04:36,793 --> 00:04:39,260 They need to get themselves here. 88 00:04:42,864 --> 00:04:44,965 I think the girls should start coming to the gym more 'cuz 89 00:04:44,967 --> 00:04:46,800 after all, they've probablys got more chance 90 00:04:46,802 --> 00:04:48,868 of pulling here than on a night out. 91 00:04:48,870 --> 00:04:58,978 ¶ 92 00:04:58,980 --> 00:05:04,549 ¶ 93 00:05:04,551 --> 00:05:06,617 I'm excited to see everybody. 94 00:05:06,619 --> 00:05:08,952 But when I left, everyone is fast asleep. 95 00:05:08,954 --> 00:05:11,788 Vicky is in Gaz's room, which is really weird. 96 00:05:11,790 --> 00:05:14,557 Scott is in the shag pad, which will probably be our bed. 97 00:05:14,559 --> 00:05:17,359 Which is like, me in the chateau the other night. 98 00:05:17,361 --> 00:05:19,961 There was blood all over the sheets and shit, time and 99 00:05:19,963 --> 00:05:21,395 blood and cum, whatever. 100 00:05:21,397 --> 00:05:22,596 Oh, no. 101 00:05:23,464 --> 00:05:24,263 This is beautiful ain't it? 102 00:05:24,265 --> 00:05:26,397 This is home. 103 00:05:29,667 --> 00:05:31,801 Look at that kangaroo. 104 00:05:31,803 --> 00:05:33,469 This is me and you. 105 00:05:34,337 --> 00:05:36,905 Joel loves to piss everyone off, and he loves to make a 106 00:05:36,907 --> 00:05:39,908 good entrance, so we've got to be loud. 107 00:05:40,075 --> 00:05:40,841 Go on! 108 00:05:40,843 --> 00:05:42,442 Aye! 109 00:05:42,444 --> 00:05:45,878 [shouting] 110 00:05:45,880 --> 00:05:47,913 It's your favorite person from London! 111 00:05:47,915 --> 00:05:49,948 At first glance, I honestly thought it was Jay, and 112 00:05:49,950 --> 00:05:52,717 I was like yes, Jay's back, nah its fucking Joel. 113 00:05:53,085 --> 00:05:56,020 Joel and Sophie's fucking pots and pans up his fucking hoop. 114 00:05:56,022 --> 00:05:58,555 Oh! 115 00:05:58,557 --> 00:06:00,590 To be honest, I'm quite pleased because now James has 116 00:06:00,592 --> 00:06:02,458 got someone to hang around with and he can stop pestering 117 00:06:02,460 --> 00:06:03,559 me and Scott. 118 00:06:03,561 --> 00:06:05,961 I am pleased to see Joel. 119 00:06:05,963 --> 00:06:08,863 But, what the fuck is with them skinny white pants? 120 00:06:08,865 --> 00:06:08,863 Thought I would surprise you, man. 121 00:06:08,865 --> 00:06:14,635 Sophie's got Joel now, and James is missing Kate, Charlotte's 122 00:06:14,637 --> 00:06:17,704 missing Mitch, and I just feel a little bit fucking lonely, 123 00:06:17,706 --> 00:06:19,372 no one misses me. 124 00:06:19,374 --> 00:06:20,606 This is so sick. 125 00:06:20,608 --> 00:06:22,374 This is so beautiful, aint it? 126 00:06:22,376 --> 00:06:24,042 This is amazing, man. 127 00:06:24,044 --> 00:06:26,878 Last night, Gary and Vicky shared a room, it's just a bit 128 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,013 weird that they're so close now. 129 00:06:29,015 --> 00:06:31,582 Because before, they were the total opposites and they 130 00:06:31,584 --> 00:06:34,685 wouldn't even stand in the same room together. 131 00:06:34,687 --> 00:06:36,086 [yawning] 132 00:06:36,088 --> 00:06:38,121 [mumbling] 133 00:06:38,123 --> 00:06:39,522 Are you okay? 134 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:39,522 Are you feeling all right? 135 00:06:39,524 --> 00:06:42,658 I haven't been able to speak to him, and I don't even know 136 00:06:42,660 --> 00:06:45,594 what's happening between us, it's really starting to get us 137 00:06:45,596 --> 00:06:46,628 down, I don't know whether I'm going to be able 138 00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:46,628 to stick this out. 139 00:06:46,630 --> 00:06:51,466 Like, when I was with Ricci the amount of times, I had to leave 140 00:06:51,468 --> 00:06:52,633 the house to be with him. 141 00:06:52,635 --> 00:06:52,633 Right. 142 00:06:52,635 --> 00:06:55,435 Because I missed him so much so, don't think for one second that 143 00:06:55,437 --> 00:06:56,969 I don't understand where you're coming from. 144 00:06:56,971 --> 00:06:56,969 Yeah, yeah, I know. 145 00:06:56,971 --> 00:07:00,639 The person that I do care about and who I do want to be with is 146 00:07:00,641 --> 00:07:04,409 all the way on the other side of the world. 147 00:07:04,676 --> 00:07:06,476 She's trying so hard to prove she's got no more feelings for 148 00:07:06,478 --> 00:07:09,445 Gary, and all she wants is Mitch's approval. 149 00:07:09,447 --> 00:07:11,980 And like, now Joel is here, yeah. 150 00:07:11,982 --> 00:07:13,815 Oh God, that will make things lonely. 151 00:07:13,817 --> 00:07:13,815 It's so much worse. 152 00:07:13,817 --> 00:07:17,919 She's left Mitch at home, and it's becoming increasingly 153 00:07:17,921 --> 00:07:18,986 obvious that that's where she has left some of 154 00:07:18,988 --> 00:07:18,986 herself as well. 155 00:07:18,988 --> 00:07:23,924 Like, one day I want Mitch to be here and making eggs with the 156 00:07:23,926 --> 00:07:25,892 lads, because I think he would be good at making eggs 157 00:07:25,894 --> 00:07:26,893 with the lads. 158 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:26,893 Aww, yeah. 159 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:26,893 He would get on with them really well, you know. 160 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:26,893 Yeah, him and Gary would had fucking gunna like a house on 161 00:07:26,895 --> 00:07:32,732 fire all they've got in common in that. 162 00:07:32,734 --> 00:07:34,400 [Laughter] 163 00:07:34,402 --> 00:07:37,836 ¶ 164 00:07:37,838 --> 00:07:41,439 We've decided to go white water rafting, get every one together. 165 00:07:41,441 --> 00:07:43,140 Why you's making me do this? 166 00:07:43,142 --> 00:07:45,842 And, just fucking go mad. 167 00:07:46,476 --> 00:07:47,843 Who's excited for white water rafting? 168 00:07:47,845 --> 00:07:49,411 I'm excited for white water rafting! 169 00:07:49,413 --> 00:07:50,712 Woo! 170 00:07:50,714 --> 00:07:54,649 Girls we're here, look! 171 00:07:54,651 --> 00:07:57,151 Good day. 172 00:08:00,555 --> 00:08:02,522 This is fucking mint. 173 00:08:17,137 --> 00:08:22,507 So, Charlotte has gone overboard and I'm starting to worry. 174 00:08:22,509 --> 00:08:24,642 The current is sweeping us under; I'm getting bashed off 175 00:08:24,644 --> 00:08:27,077 every rock on the way down. 176 00:08:28,612 --> 00:08:31,580 It just looks like a big floater on the toilet. 177 00:08:31,582 --> 00:08:33,648 I feel like I'm fucking the womb, and me mom is giving birth 178 00:08:33,650 --> 00:08:36,684 to us again, and I just don't know what to do. 179 00:08:37,485 --> 00:08:40,453 That was actually fucking mint you know. 180 00:08:54,767 --> 00:08:55,800 You don't want the shit? 181 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:55,800 Don't want the shit man. 182 00:08:55,802 --> 00:08:55,800 Me and Charlotte are really happy for Sophie, that Joel is 183 00:08:55,802 --> 00:09:02,940 here, but we are starting to miss Kate and Mitch. 184 00:09:02,942 --> 00:09:05,343 I hope that one time, she will be able to come out and then 185 00:09:05,345 --> 00:09:07,812 like, fucking Holly and that, I just want them all to 186 00:09:07,814 --> 00:09:09,713 forget about everything. 187 00:09:09,715 --> 00:09:12,148 Just like me and Holly now are getting on sound. 188 00:09:12,150 --> 00:09:15,351 I just don't want to bring her into drama because she doesn't 189 00:09:15,353 --> 00:09:17,186 deserve it really, at all. 190 00:09:17,188 --> 00:09:22,124 ¶ 191 00:09:22,126 --> 00:09:24,626 The only way that the girls will ever do any exercise, 192 00:09:24,628 --> 00:09:27,562 if it involves a lad, whose fit, and then dolled up, 193 00:09:27,564 --> 00:09:29,230 pretending to exercise. 194 00:09:29,232 --> 00:09:31,198 So, this morning I've got a personal trainer to come give 195 00:09:31,200 --> 00:09:32,666 the girls a session. 196 00:09:32,668 --> 00:09:34,634 Hi, are you all right? 197 00:09:34,636 --> 00:09:34,634 Hello darling. 198 00:09:34,636 --> 00:09:37,069 I'm here to give you a special workout. 199 00:09:37,071 --> 00:09:37,969 Follow me. 200 00:09:37,971 --> 00:09:37,969 All right. 201 00:09:37,971 --> 00:09:41,072 So, I open the door, and I'm like. 202 00:09:41,907 --> 00:09:44,275 Hi, this is our instructor. 203 00:09:44,277 --> 00:09:46,310 The big buster can barely get through the fucking door, 204 00:09:46,312 --> 00:09:51,047 he's got shoulders like that, he is fucking beautiful. 205 00:09:51,049 --> 00:09:52,581 Swoon! 206 00:09:52,815 --> 00:09:54,115 How ya doing, I'm Charlotte, nice to meet ya. 207 00:09:54,117 --> 00:09:54,115 Lovely to meet ya. 208 00:09:54,117 --> 00:09:58,619 I can tell Holly and Vicky both fancy Dan, I can see their clits 209 00:09:58,621 --> 00:10:01,989 frothin' underneath their jogging pants. 210 00:10:07,127 --> 00:10:08,894 Holly's like, spraying her fucking wild 211 00:10:08,896 --> 00:10:10,228 pheremones everywhere! 212 00:10:18,202 --> 00:10:20,002 I've got no idea how I am going to exercise 213 00:10:20,004 --> 00:10:20,002 in front of this man. 214 00:10:20,004 --> 00:10:23,939 Me knees have gone weak at the mere sight of him. 215 00:10:23,941 --> 00:10:26,241 Okay, guys, 30 minutes, easy. 216 00:10:26,243 --> 00:10:27,308 Do you think I was fine on that? 217 00:10:27,310 --> 00:10:28,942 It was all right. 218 00:10:28,944 --> 00:10:29,976 See you again soon. 219 00:10:29,978 --> 00:10:29,976 All right, my ladies. 220 00:10:29,978 --> 00:10:33,879 I'm being very lady like, giving him the old handshake. 221 00:10:33,881 --> 00:10:33,879 Bye Dan. 222 00:10:33,881 --> 00:10:37,048 Holly goes over and kisses him right on the face. 223 00:10:37,050 --> 00:10:38,682 See you, darling. 224 00:10:38,684 --> 00:10:39,715 Just want him to come back. 225 00:10:42,652 --> 00:10:43,718 Dan. 226 00:10:44,386 --> 00:10:51,692 ¶ 227 00:10:51,694 --> 00:10:52,759 It's going to be so good. 228 00:10:55,229 --> 00:10:55,828 Woo! 229 00:10:55,830 --> 00:10:56,295 You ready? 230 00:10:56,297 --> 00:10:56,895 Woo! 231 00:10:56,897 --> 00:10:57,896 Woo! 232 00:10:57,898 --> 00:10:57,896 Yes, I am. 233 00:10:57,898 --> 00:11:01,065 I can't wait to go out tonight, have a drink in me hand, 234 00:11:01,067 --> 00:11:02,966 and just kick back, and have a good time. 235 00:11:02,968 --> 00:11:11,874 ¶ 236 00:11:16,979 --> 00:11:19,113 It's so funny to watch the relationship between 237 00:11:19,115 --> 00:11:21,115 Gary and Scott. 238 00:11:26,787 --> 00:11:29,688 The friendship is probably mainly based on competition. 239 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,460 So, Gaz is telling me that we're competition, mate, 240 00:11:35,462 --> 00:11:37,361 I know exactly where you're coming from. 241 00:11:44,134 --> 00:11:45,367 The music's so loud it's hurting me head; 242 00:11:45,369 --> 00:11:47,369 I don't want to be here. 243 00:11:48,337 --> 00:11:51,872 No one is enjoying this club at all, so we're going to go home. 244 00:11:51,874 --> 00:11:54,040 What a shock, the buckets got us here. 245 00:11:57,911 --> 00:12:04,282 ¶ 246 00:12:04,284 --> 00:12:07,451 Never in a million years, I thought, a Geordie lass like me, 247 00:12:07,453 --> 00:12:09,920 could go out with a southern lad like Joel. 248 00:12:09,922 --> 00:12:12,122 It's the perfect way to start my first night. 249 00:12:12,823 --> 00:12:15,057 This is the best time I have ever had, ya know. 250 00:12:15,059 --> 00:12:18,026 We're so different but at the same time, it works, 251 00:12:18,028 --> 00:12:20,428 because opposites attract. 252 00:12:24,933 --> 00:12:27,167 Marriage, getting engaged, or anything like that, 253 00:12:27,169 --> 00:12:29,035 he freaks the fuck out. 254 00:12:29,037 --> 00:12:31,837 I live in New Castle, you live in London, and it's just easier 255 00:12:31,839 --> 00:12:34,973 for me to live with you. 256 00:12:34,975 --> 00:12:36,207 I can see that. 257 00:12:36,209 --> 00:12:38,742 We'll think about it. 258 00:12:38,744 --> 00:12:40,210 And a dog? 259 00:12:41,812 --> 00:12:44,146 Oh God, I know what's coming next. 260 00:12:44,148 --> 00:12:46,882 And, then the child. 261 00:12:46,884 --> 00:12:49,017 So, I'm going to wind him up, and I'm going to play along that 262 00:12:49,019 --> 00:12:53,454 I want a baby, but it's true, I do want a baby, baby nah. 263 00:13:08,903 --> 00:13:11,304 Now, that they've gone, it's time to have fun. 264 00:13:14,174 --> 00:13:16,742 Drinks, girls, music, dance; this is what Sydney 265 00:13:16,744 --> 00:13:18,477 is all about. 266 00:13:35,794 --> 00:13:40,864 ¶ 267 00:13:40,866 --> 00:13:42,798 I've been up all morning. 268 00:13:46,135 --> 00:13:48,336 I understand that Joel has flown half way around the world just 269 00:13:48,338 --> 00:13:51,439 to come and see us, but, I'm tired and I can't be up. 270 00:14:00,481 --> 00:14:03,149 ¶ 271 00:14:03,151 --> 00:14:05,151 There's no one watching over, no one giving a shit, no one 272 00:14:05,153 --> 00:14:07,887 talking a boatload of bollucks, we can actually pull, 273 00:14:07,889 --> 00:14:09,321 and instantly will do. 274 00:14:14,026 --> 00:14:16,460 This is just standard procedure, I'm smashed in a club, 275 00:14:16,462 --> 00:14:18,462 I'm necking on with a bird, Scott's on my right side, 276 00:14:18,464 --> 00:14:21,565 it is just what we are meant to be doing. 277 00:14:21,567 --> 00:14:23,366 So, me and Gaz have got these two girls in, and we're ready 278 00:14:23,368 --> 00:14:27,068 to take them home but, mine won't leave without a friend. 279 00:14:28,336 --> 00:14:29,869 Okay, okay, okay. 280 00:14:29,871 --> 00:14:32,171 Don't worry; I'll dust her as well. 281 00:14:33,039 --> 00:14:43,148 ¶ 282 00:14:43,150 --> 00:14:51,922 ¶ 283 00:14:51,924 --> 00:14:54,124 It's the real deal, fucking Zeus, that's fucking two people 284 00:14:54,126 --> 00:14:57,827 drinking from his fountain. 285 00:15:01,832 --> 00:15:03,532 First threesome in Australia boxed off. 286 00:15:03,534 --> 00:15:04,966 [inaudible] 287 00:15:04,968 --> 00:15:09,070 [laughing] 288 00:15:26,020 --> 00:15:30,189 Last night, absolutely epic, first three-some, tick. 289 00:15:31,624 --> 00:15:34,993 Me and Scott, no hassle, no drama, no arguments really, 290 00:15:34,995 --> 00:15:39,664 birds, home, drink, bang, up, bye, done. 291 00:15:39,666 --> 00:15:41,298 So, saying bye to the birds, you can tell they've had a good 292 00:15:41,300 --> 00:15:43,500 night, because they're all walking like a rooster. 293 00:15:43,502 --> 00:15:50,472 ¶ 294 00:15:50,474 --> 00:15:51,673 What happened last night then? 295 00:15:51,675 --> 00:15:53,241 Didja's pull? 296 00:15:55,477 --> 00:15:57,878 None of us wanted to stay in that club, to just watch the 297 00:15:57,880 --> 00:16:00,380 boys being like little meerkats around the club just searching 298 00:16:00,382 --> 00:16:03,316 for a half decent lass. 299 00:16:03,318 --> 00:16:06,252 Yeah, but how do you just find them in that dark space? 300 00:16:06,254 --> 00:16:08,487 [laughter] 301 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:08,487 That club is so weird. 302 00:16:08,489 --> 00:16:11,957 The last thing I want to do is be out in the club, 303 00:16:11,959 --> 00:16:14,492 and watching them just pull. 304 00:16:18,029 --> 00:16:19,396 It's getting hard for me on nights out, 305 00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:19,396 now that Joel is here. 306 00:16:19,398 --> 00:16:24,000 Vicky will be tashing on, Holly will be trying to pull, Scott 307 00:16:24,002 --> 00:16:26,902 and Gary will both be with girls, and Sophie and Joel 308 00:16:26,904 --> 00:16:28,670 will be loved up in the corner kissing each other, 309 00:16:28,672 --> 00:16:30,538 and I'm alone. 310 00:16:30,540 --> 00:16:32,206 [laughing] 311 00:16:32,208 --> 00:16:42,716 ¶ 312 00:16:42,718 --> 00:16:44,517 [Over the phone] Hello? 313 00:16:44,519 --> 00:16:45,317 Hello. 314 00:16:45,319 --> 00:16:45,317 You all right? 315 00:16:45,319 --> 00:16:48,987 I've been really missing Kate, and I wish that I could bring 316 00:16:48,989 --> 00:16:53,358 her into the house, like the others can, but I know I can't 317 00:16:53,360 --> 00:16:55,727 because things will just kick off again with her and Holly, 318 00:16:55,729 --> 00:16:57,628 and I don't want that anymore. 319 00:16:57,630 --> 00:17:00,964 [Over the phone] Are you missing us? 320 00:17:00,966 --> 00:17:03,199 How much? 321 00:17:03,201 --> 00:17:05,267 [Laughter] 322 00:17:05,269 --> 00:17:08,536 Would you come over here? 323 00:17:09,404 --> 00:17:11,972 It will, I'll try and make it happen. 324 00:17:11,974 --> 00:17:14,274 Being in the house is important for us, but so is 325 00:17:14,276 --> 00:17:17,377 me relationship, I think it's better for everyone if I just 326 00:17:17,379 --> 00:17:19,946 keep them both separate for now. 327 00:17:19,948 --> 00:17:23,549 Have a nice sleep; I'll give you a ring soon okay? 328 00:17:23,551 --> 00:17:29,521 ¶ 329 00:17:36,328 --> 00:17:38,662 So, it's a rainy day, and I'm at work tonight. 330 00:17:38,664 --> 00:17:40,497 Thank fuck it's a party bus though, so James can line 331 00:17:40,499 --> 00:17:42,999 them up, and I'll knock them down. 332 00:17:43,001 --> 00:17:44,233 Party bus, they're nice. 333 00:17:44,235 --> 00:17:45,033 Is it? 334 00:17:45,035 --> 00:17:45,466 Yeah. 335 00:17:45,468 --> 00:17:47,401 Right now. 336 00:17:47,403 --> 00:17:52,105 ¶ 337 00:17:52,107 --> 00:17:53,573 Oy! 338 00:17:53,575 --> 00:17:55,608 For a change, we decided to go down to the beach 339 00:17:55,610 --> 00:17:57,276 and have a work out. 340 00:17:57,278 --> 00:17:59,044 And, we're going to take Vicky and Holly with to it, 341 00:17:59,046 --> 00:18:00,578 this should be interesting. 342 00:18:00,580 --> 00:18:01,478 Hi, y'all all right? 343 00:18:01,480 --> 00:18:04,715 Dan. 344 00:18:05,516 --> 00:18:07,517 The weather is absolute shit, and they want us to start 345 00:18:07,519 --> 00:18:09,118 running around and doing press ups? 346 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:12,721 We're there; I've got a bad hand, fuck doing this. 347 00:18:12,723 --> 00:18:15,690 So, y'all going to do some stairs, do some beach stuff. 348 00:18:15,692 --> 00:18:17,191 And, we might get short in the shop. 349 00:18:17,193 --> 00:18:18,725 Me and Sophie decide to pie it off, we're just going 350 00:18:18,727 --> 00:18:20,793 to watch Dan work out. 351 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:20,793 Let's go. 352 00:18:20,795 --> 00:18:23,629 The beautiful God-like man. 353 00:18:23,631 --> 00:18:25,297 Be faster boys, be faster. 354 00:18:25,299 --> 00:18:26,765 [Laughter] 355 00:18:26,767 --> 00:18:28,800 I'm starting to worry that my little crush on Dan, is getting 356 00:18:28,802 --> 00:18:31,369 to be out of control, the more I see him, the more I want 357 00:18:31,371 --> 00:18:33,537 to tash his fucking face off. 358 00:18:33,539 --> 00:18:36,139 Kick push-ups, put your triceps here. 359 00:18:36,141 --> 00:18:38,241 The girls all realize what great blokes we are, 360 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:40,743 we bring them to the beach, just so Vicky can check out Dan, 361 00:18:40,745 --> 00:18:42,778 and get a fucking wide-on. 362 00:18:51,854 --> 00:18:52,820 Like, I don't know what he does to people; 363 00:18:52,822 --> 00:18:56,123 he's got a raw sexual magnetism. 364 00:18:56,125 --> 00:18:58,725 Vicky could definitely pull him. 365 00:19:05,265 --> 00:19:07,633 There's a training session, and Dan joined us for breakfast, 366 00:19:07,635 --> 00:19:11,936 I've never seen Vicky look so giddy after one time like. 367 00:19:13,738 --> 00:19:16,606 All she is doing is this. 368 00:19:16,608 --> 00:19:20,142 That means Vicky wants to fuck. 369 00:19:20,144 --> 00:19:22,444 I really want Dan to see us, out of me gym clothes, 370 00:19:22,446 --> 00:19:25,413 because let's face it, who looks good in gym gear? 371 00:19:32,286 --> 00:19:33,753 Vicky is never going to ask Dan the night out, I can tell 372 00:19:33,755 --> 00:19:36,722 looking at her, we've stepped in, invited him on a night out, 373 00:19:36,724 --> 00:19:38,490 and the rest is up to her. 374 00:19:42,461 --> 00:19:44,361 C'mon Vicky, I thought you were confident, a little tashing 375 00:19:44,363 --> 00:19:46,696 on all over, I thought you'd be straight in there, 376 00:19:46,698 --> 00:19:48,564 what's happened? 377 00:19:54,269 --> 00:19:54,935 If he ain't that popular then why you sit there 378 00:19:54,937 --> 00:19:55,969 and fucking stare at him? 379 00:19:55,971 --> 00:19:57,737 Ahh. 380 00:19:57,739 --> 00:19:57,737 I can't, I can't- It's actually quite nice to get out the house 381 00:19:57,739 --> 00:20:01,207 and be with the lads, because they're happy, and they're 382 00:20:01,209 --> 00:20:03,409 having fun, and they enjoying being here. 383 00:20:03,411 --> 00:20:05,177 Have you's noticed Charlotte's mood at the moment? 384 00:20:05,179 --> 00:20:06,778 No, she's a bit down. 385 00:20:06,780 --> 00:20:08,513 Whereas at the moment with the girls, 386 00:20:08,515 --> 00:20:10,515 it's a totally different story. 387 00:20:10,716 --> 00:20:12,316 She's missing home and that, she's missing Mitch. 388 00:20:12,318 --> 00:20:13,617 She is so home sick. 389 00:20:13,619 --> 00:20:16,753 She deserves a bit of happiness, doesn't she? 390 00:20:16,755 --> 00:20:18,921 I think she won't last more than a week. 391 00:20:18,923 --> 00:20:20,856 Charlotte is still hum and hawing about leaving, 392 00:20:20,858 --> 00:20:23,525 "I want to go, I want to stay, I want to go, I want to stay." 393 00:20:23,527 --> 00:20:25,226 Shut up and just make a decision. 394 00:20:25,228 --> 00:20:38,205 ¶ 395 00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:38,205 That might be bad. 396 00:20:38,207 --> 00:20:40,941 I think it's lush that we would start having a separate deal. 397 00:20:40,943 --> 00:20:42,409 I've got something to tell the guys, 398 00:20:42,411 --> 00:20:44,444 I just hope they understand. 399 00:20:44,446 --> 00:20:46,512 I'm going away for a week. 400 00:20:46,514 --> 00:20:48,780 Like, I flew Kate over, and I've got like a fucking 401 00:20:48,782 --> 00:20:50,915 unbelievable beach resort. 402 00:20:50,917 --> 00:20:53,651 It's a good job that James isn't bringing Kate to the house, 403 00:20:53,653 --> 00:20:55,586 because Holly fucking hates her. 404 00:20:55,588 --> 00:20:57,721 She hates her when she wears white, then she hates when 405 00:20:57,723 --> 00:21:00,824 she calls Holly a fat slag and a whale. 406 00:21:00,826 --> 00:21:01,691 The way everything's going, yeah I didn't want to 407 00:21:01,693 --> 00:21:03,926 have dramas or get upset. 408 00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:03,926 It'd be nice to spend time. 409 00:21:03,928 --> 00:21:07,596 It's not just Holly I'm worried about bringing Kate into the 410 00:21:07,598 --> 00:21:11,032 house, Charlotte hasn't been feeling too great lately, 411 00:21:11,034 --> 00:21:14,268 and I know if I bring Kate in, she'll want to leave and 412 00:21:14,270 --> 00:21:16,570 go home and see Mitch. 413 00:21:16,572 --> 00:21:19,606 Charlotte is so down, constantly talking about wanting to leave, 414 00:21:19,608 --> 00:21:21,674 and missing Mitch, and I get that, I understand it, 415 00:21:21,676 --> 00:21:25,477 but at the same time, it's just so demoralizing. 416 00:21:25,479 --> 00:21:26,411 All the best! 417 00:21:26,413 --> 00:21:27,512 Cheers to Kate! 418 00:21:27,514 --> 00:21:28,746 [in unison] Cheers! 419 00:21:28,748 --> 00:21:35,619 ¶ 420 00:21:46,029 --> 00:21:48,797 Everyone knows about the big competition between Gaz and 421 00:21:48,799 --> 00:21:53,601 Scott, and basically now, Scott is in the lead by so far, and no 422 00:21:53,603 --> 00:21:55,536 one would have ever that this would have happened. 423 00:21:55,538 --> 00:21:58,805 Gary is getting beaten at his own game. 424 00:22:00,374 --> 00:22:08,013 ¶ 425 00:22:08,015 --> 00:22:10,782 Tonight, we are going to Trots. 426 00:22:11,784 --> 00:22:14,719 Trots is massive Australia, like we're in Sydney, 427 00:22:14,721 --> 00:22:16,553 we might as well check it out. 428 00:22:19,723 --> 00:22:21,790 Yeah, yeah. 429 00:22:21,792 --> 00:22:23,958 Hello, Hello. 430 00:22:25,493 --> 00:22:27,527 We're at Trots, and it's not as bad as the dogs, 431 00:22:27,529 --> 00:22:29,495 but it's not as good as I imagined. 432 00:22:29,497 --> 00:22:30,529 To the wombs. 433 00:22:30,531 --> 00:22:31,463 To the wombs! 434 00:22:31,465 --> 00:22:33,431 Well, no talking about wombs. 435 00:22:33,433 --> 00:22:34,999 Why? 436 00:22:37,335 --> 00:22:40,370 Now, we're talking About babies, marriages, 437 00:22:40,372 --> 00:22:43,373 getting houses together. 438 00:22:47,945 --> 00:22:50,746 Fucking hell, hope he's thinking the same lass. 439 00:23:02,091 --> 00:23:06,327 Awful, a little Sophie and Joel hybrid, wrong. 440 00:23:06,561 --> 00:23:08,695 Babies shouldn't have babies. 441 00:23:08,697 --> 00:23:16,602 ¶ 442 00:23:16,604 --> 00:23:18,837 So, while everyone gets to go to the races, me and Scott 443 00:23:18,839 --> 00:23:20,939 have got to go to work. 444 00:23:20,941 --> 00:23:22,340 Mint. 445 00:23:24,576 --> 00:23:27,544 Are you Aussies ready to go fucking wild or what? 446 00:23:27,546 --> 00:23:30,513 Seeing as I'm apparently Scotty T's fucking best mate, 447 00:23:30,515 --> 00:23:33,015 I may as well try and help him pull. 448 00:23:40,656 --> 00:23:42,523 I've much rather be on the fucking party bus, than at 449 00:23:42,525 --> 00:23:45,058 the Trots, because me and James are having a proper frisk. 450 00:23:45,060 --> 00:23:48,494 DJ Jamesy T and MC Scotty T. 451 00:23:48,761 --> 00:23:49,894 Getting fucking smashed. 452 00:23:49,896 --> 00:23:52,696 Get booked, and fucking love it! 453 00:23:52,698 --> 00:23:55,398 I'm leaving Scotty T to do what he does best, dance around 454 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:57,666 like a tit, and try and pull. 455 00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:01,068 Everyone wants to neck on with Scotty T, it's how we do, 456 00:24:01,070 --> 00:24:04,471 I've got loads of time on me schedule. 457 00:24:04,473 --> 00:24:05,705 I'm not one to waste me time, so I'm going to get my 458 00:24:05,707 --> 00:24:07,440 birds sorted for tonight. 459 00:24:07,442 --> 00:24:09,809 I've also told her to bring her mates, for Gary, so he doesn't 460 00:24:09,811 --> 00:24:12,678 fall too far behind, now there's a competition. 461 00:24:15,948 --> 00:24:15,947 Woo! 462 00:24:15,949 --> 00:24:19,116 Tonight has just proved, that I can have a good night with 463 00:24:19,118 --> 00:24:22,152 Scotty T, when he's not with Gaz; I just hope it doesn't 464 00:24:22,154 --> 00:24:24,454 change as soon as we get to the club. 465 00:24:33,530 --> 00:24:36,064 So, we all have had pre-drinks at Trots, and we're prepped, 466 00:24:36,066 --> 00:24:37,732 and we're ready to go out. 467 00:24:37,734 --> 00:24:42,702 ¶ 468 00:24:43,570 --> 00:24:45,871 Just seeing as if I'm apparently Scotty T's best mate now, 469 00:24:45,873 --> 00:24:47,138 I'm going to help him out, I'm going to wing man 470 00:24:47,140 --> 00:24:50,107 the fuck out the situation. 471 00:24:54,512 --> 00:24:57,647 Tonight I'm dressed like this, because I'm going to meet Dan, 472 00:24:57,649 --> 00:24:59,482 the wicked fucking instructor from the gym. 473 00:24:59,484 --> 00:25:00,616 And, I'm not sorry. 474 00:25:00,618 --> 00:25:10,558 ¶ 475 00:25:10,560 --> 00:25:12,159 So, I neck on with a bird, and she's brought three friends 476 00:25:12,161 --> 00:25:15,095 with her, but I cannae cope with this. 477 00:25:17,798 --> 00:25:19,632 I'm going to concentrate on keeping these three happy, 478 00:25:19,634 --> 00:25:21,433 so Scott can pull her. 479 00:25:22,601 --> 00:25:25,035 This could be the first ever, four-some in the 480 00:25:25,037 --> 00:25:26,703 Geordie Shore house. 481 00:25:26,705 --> 00:25:31,908 ¶ 482 00:25:31,910 --> 00:25:34,810 Dan has given me a full on pie tonight, but there's no point in 483 00:25:34,812 --> 00:25:37,512 crying over spilled cock, I'm going to get me some out there, 484 00:25:37,514 --> 00:25:39,213 and find another wicked fit Australian bastard 485 00:25:39,215 --> 00:25:40,647 to tash on with. 486 00:25:40,649 --> 00:25:42,115 YOLO. 487 00:25:44,451 --> 00:25:45,517 Dan who? 488 00:25:45,519 --> 00:25:48,253 I already found me self another wicked Australian lad. 489 00:25:51,090 --> 00:25:54,258 Vicky is absolutely on fire, tonight she was meaning to meet 490 00:25:54,260 --> 00:25:57,861 Dan, but before he's even got here, she pulled someone else. 491 00:26:02,733 --> 00:26:13,008 Whether we like it or not, me and Gaz are in competition. 492 00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:15,010 Now, he's kicking off and getting jealous because I've got 493 00:26:15,012 --> 00:26:18,980 three and he's got one, what is going through your head? 494 00:26:20,048 --> 00:26:22,149 Scott is such a dick; this whole competition thing 495 00:26:22,151 --> 00:26:24,050 is going too far. 496 00:26:29,255 --> 00:26:32,290 Watching Gary and Scott is like watching two babies like 497 00:26:32,292 --> 00:26:33,891 fight over one dummy. 498 00:26:37,662 --> 00:26:39,529 What Scott doesn't understand if I want to take these three girls 499 00:26:39,531 --> 00:26:41,665 back, his girl is not coming back. 500 00:26:41,667 --> 00:26:43,833 He can't get that in his head. 501 00:26:44,901 --> 00:26:47,269 Shock, the minute Scott and Gaz are back together, 502 00:26:47,271 --> 00:26:49,638 they're back to arguing about birds. 503 00:26:55,143 --> 00:26:57,144 Me and Joel are both about to get up, we're having a laugh 504 00:26:57,146 --> 00:27:00,680 together, we're having a drink together, I'm dancing on him. 505 00:27:01,148 --> 00:27:04,283 Charlotte is watching Sophie and Joel, and I can almost read her 506 00:27:04,285 --> 00:27:06,018 mind, I know what she is thinking, he wishes that 507 00:27:06,020 --> 00:27:07,319 was her and Mitch. 508 00:27:09,822 --> 00:27:11,289 It's all getting to be too much for me. 509 00:27:11,291 --> 00:27:13,157 So, I started a cry. 510 00:27:13,691 --> 00:27:15,258 Being away from him, must be killing her. 511 00:27:15,260 --> 00:27:18,026 And, I just know I just got to get her out of this situation. 512 00:27:20,029 --> 00:27:23,431 Right now, I'm feeling so devastated. 513 00:27:23,433 --> 00:27:27,735 No amount of family dinners, stupid nights out, activities 514 00:27:27,737 --> 00:27:28,969 during the day, are going to make us forget 515 00:27:28,971 --> 00:27:30,737 I miss him so much. 516 00:27:30,739 --> 00:27:32,705 I wish I was in James's place, because I don't want 517 00:27:32,707 --> 00:27:33,772 to be here anymore. 518 00:27:35,141 --> 00:27:36,641 Me and Gaz are fucked off each other; 519 00:27:36,643 --> 00:27:38,776 I just want to bounce out of here. 520 00:27:38,778 --> 00:27:40,878 Eventually, after devoting me whole night a wingman, 521 00:27:40,880 --> 00:27:43,046 we're leaving the club, he's with one girl, I'm with her 522 00:27:43,048 --> 00:27:46,182 three friends, let's go home. 523 00:27:51,287 --> 00:27:52,420 Wee! 524 00:28:01,462 --> 00:28:02,895 We get back, and I'm explaining to Scott, 525 00:28:02,897 --> 00:28:07,065 that he's got one girl, and I've got three. 526 00:28:07,067 --> 00:28:09,934 And, for the first time ever, I could see in his eyes, 527 00:28:09,936 --> 00:28:13,771 jealousy and, that competitive look. 528 00:28:13,773 --> 00:28:16,440 He was devastated that I had more girls than him. 529 00:28:24,715 --> 00:28:26,115 And, I'm not the type of person to argue with 530 00:28:26,117 --> 00:28:27,449 when I'm that pissed. 531 00:28:27,451 --> 00:28:29,717 So, you can either bang her or go- 532 00:28:29,719 --> 00:28:30,951 I'm in your face, I'm in your face, with you.. 533 00:28:30,953 --> 00:28:30,951 You can bang her! 534 00:28:30,953 --> 00:28:30,951 Oh my God, I can't get a word in. 535 00:28:30,953 --> 00:28:35,188 You can bang her, you can bang her! 536 00:28:36,323 --> 00:28:40,492 Scott is smashing the house up again, I don't understand. 537 00:28:41,927 --> 00:28:41,926 Stop it. 538 00:28:41,928 --> 00:28:44,361 When the boys are angry, why can't they just go have a 539 00:28:44,363 --> 00:28:46,129 wank or something? 540 00:28:46,296 --> 00:28:48,363 Boys and girls. 541 00:28:48,365 --> 00:28:51,064 And, to top it all off, all the birds are fucked off. 542 00:28:53,500 --> 00:28:54,900 Just get a drink of water and go to bed. 543 00:28:54,902 --> 00:28:56,401 I'm not going to bed. 544 00:28:56,403 --> 00:28:56,401 I can't believe it. 545 00:28:56,403 --> 00:29:01,139 Tonight, Australia has went from fucking mint, to shit. 546 00:29:01,373 --> 00:29:04,074 This house is an unhappy house, all that happens in it, is 547 00:29:04,076 --> 00:29:06,209 drama, fights, and arguing. 548 00:29:06,211 --> 00:29:09,212 I can't be bothered, I can't even bother to be here. 549 00:29:09,214 --> 00:29:11,781 I didn't realize someone could be that thick. 550 00:29:11,783 --> 00:29:13,482 I'm always really bad man. 551 00:29:18,321 --> 00:29:22,924 I can't wait, cuz me fucking balls are like coconuts. 552 00:29:22,926 --> 00:29:33,034 ¶ 553 00:29:33,036 --> 00:29:39,439 ¶ 554 00:29:39,441 --> 00:29:41,207 The black bone went flying off the wall. 555 00:29:41,209 --> 00:29:42,875 What? 556 00:29:49,749 --> 00:29:52,183 Scott is apologizing for last night, cuz he did fuck up, 557 00:29:52,185 --> 00:29:54,251 at the end of the day, my friendship with Scott is more 558 00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:54,251 important than a competition. 559 00:29:54,253 --> 00:29:59,022 If he wants a competition, we can do it, but I can guarantee 560 00:29:59,024 --> 00:30:01,758 we will not be speaking, by the time we leave Australia. 561 00:30:13,537 --> 00:30:16,272 I don't know whether to follow me head or me heart, 562 00:30:16,274 --> 00:30:18,307 how are you supposed to know? 563 00:30:19,175 --> 00:30:28,316 ¶ 564 00:30:28,318 --> 00:30:29,784 Surprise! 565 00:30:29,786 --> 00:30:31,418 We are here. 566 00:30:31,420 --> 00:30:34,954 Oy, everyone, get your asses down here! 567 00:30:34,956 --> 00:30:36,255 Aye! 568 00:30:37,190 --> 00:30:38,823 We didn't do anything wrong. 569 00:30:38,825 --> 00:30:41,358 Sydney Steve shows up and he's absolutely fooling with Scott, 570 00:30:41,360 --> 00:30:43,493 Scott has gone wild again, smashed up the house again, 571 00:30:43,495 --> 00:30:45,795 and Steve is just not going to stand for it. 572 00:30:45,797 --> 00:30:47,563 You're behavior is totally fucking disgusting me. 573 00:30:47,565 --> 00:30:49,031 Sorry, mate. 574 00:30:49,033 --> 00:30:50,465 No, no there is no sorry. 575 00:30:50,467 --> 00:30:52,300 Scott has gone too far this time, and Steve 576 00:30:52,302 --> 00:30:54,035 is absolutely raging. 577 00:30:59,941 --> 00:31:01,374 So, Steve's giving us wrong for smashing up the 578 00:31:01,376 --> 00:31:02,475 house last night. 579 00:31:02,477 --> 00:31:04,243 But, I'm like nah, I loved it. 580 00:31:04,245 --> 00:31:05,277 Catch ya's later. 581 00:31:05,279 --> 00:31:08,446 Bye Steve, bye, bye. 582 00:31:09,181 --> 00:31:11,182 There's a treat, way going to be out back, to be honest, 583 00:31:11,184 --> 00:31:12,983 I don't see the fucking difference, they both sound 584 00:31:12,985 --> 00:31:14,951 like a load of shite to me. 585 00:31:16,086 --> 00:31:17,386 I think we should just keep our hopes up. 586 00:31:17,388 --> 00:31:19,421 [in unison] Bye. 587 00:31:19,423 --> 00:31:21,322 Don't miss us. 588 00:31:21,923 --> 00:31:25,825 We're all going on a happy holiday, a happy holiday. 589 00:31:25,827 --> 00:31:26,592 Shut the fuck up! 590 00:31:26,594 --> 00:31:28,260 Let's get smashed. 591 00:31:29,061 --> 00:31:31,295 I'm not going to the outback because I get to spend time with 592 00:31:31,297 --> 00:31:34,931 Joel, but then again, Scott's here, and that'll just be like 593 00:31:34,933 --> 00:31:37,600 me and Joel having to babysit him. 594 00:31:37,602 --> 00:31:39,234 I'm not really bothered about getting stuck in the house with 595 00:31:39,236 --> 00:31:40,969 Sophie and Joel, as long as they don't start shagging 596 00:31:40,971 --> 00:31:42,103 each other up the ass. 597 00:31:51,612 --> 00:31:54,213 Scott's getting punished, and it's the most pathetic 598 00:31:54,215 --> 00:31:57,316 punishment I've ever heard in my life. 599 00:31:57,318 --> 00:32:00,485 Gary's with the girls as well. 600 00:32:00,487 --> 00:32:03,588 Girls don't even like Gary. 601 00:32:03,590 --> 00:32:06,490 I'm really happy to be away with Vicky, Gary, and Holly; 602 00:32:06,492 --> 00:32:08,091 I just need a break from Scott because he's really 603 00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:12,161 starting to piss us off now. 604 00:32:12,163 --> 00:32:13,662 It's getting dark, even better; this means it's going 605 00:32:13,664 --> 00:32:15,130 to be really scary. 606 00:32:15,132 --> 00:32:16,331 Yes! 607 00:32:16,333 --> 00:32:18,366 ¶ 608 00:32:18,368 --> 00:32:20,468 [Screaming] Ahh! 609 00:32:20,470 --> 00:32:22,670 Look out! 610 00:32:22,672 --> 00:32:24,972 We turn up literally in the middle of nowhere. 611 00:32:24,974 --> 00:32:26,573 Where the fuck am I? 612 00:32:26,575 --> 00:32:27,407 What is it? 613 00:32:27,409 --> 00:32:28,207 What is it? 614 00:32:28,209 --> 00:32:28,207 Oh my God. 615 00:32:28,209 --> 00:32:28,207 Is that a fucking, old fellow? 616 00:32:28,209 --> 00:32:31,610 I'm not kidding; this looks like something out of fucking 617 00:32:31,612 --> 00:32:32,611 Hostel or crasher. 618 00:32:32,613 --> 00:32:34,646 I can't see a thing! 619 00:32:34,648 --> 00:32:37,548 We get to the Bush, and it's dark, it's smells a bit funny, 620 00:32:37,550 --> 00:32:39,650 it's a little bit spooky, and there is always the fear of 621 00:32:39,652 --> 00:32:42,552 feral animals, so far, not so good. 622 00:32:42,554 --> 00:32:45,121 No way, no way. 623 00:32:45,489 --> 00:32:47,957 Guys, welcome to Unavale, I'm Sally. 624 00:32:47,959 --> 00:32:47,957 Nice to meet you, Gaz. 625 00:32:47,959 --> 00:32:47,957 Gaz, good to meet you, Gaz. 626 00:32:47,959 --> 00:32:53,028 I would've thought, staying over in the outback experiencing the 627 00:32:53,030 --> 00:32:56,331 real Australia wouldn't be one of my world's worst nightmares. 628 00:32:56,333 --> 00:33:00,201 Give it a go, sheep shearin', why the fuck not? 629 00:33:00,203 --> 00:33:02,970 Come on down, I'll show you where you are staying guys. 630 00:33:03,972 --> 00:33:06,139 I need to give you a few warnings. 631 00:33:06,141 --> 00:33:08,107 I can hear the sounds of these animals; I don't think it's 632 00:33:08,109 --> 00:33:09,675 right; I'm going to die. 633 00:33:09,677 --> 00:33:12,444 The toilet is in here guys. 634 00:33:15,681 --> 00:33:17,515 Apparently the thing they say, if you go for a toilet just for 635 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:21,519 a shit or something, and a frog can climb up your bum hole. 636 00:33:21,521 --> 00:33:24,154 And, the least of your problems though, you don't need to worry 637 00:33:24,156 --> 00:33:26,990 about the frogs, because they're really friendly and nice. 638 00:33:28,625 --> 00:33:30,125 Oh my God, I've heard about these bears. 639 00:33:30,127 --> 00:33:31,593 Well, they're like koala bears. 640 00:33:31,595 --> 00:33:33,561 They just, they like to drop out of trees. 641 00:33:33,563 --> 00:33:35,629 They jump on ya, to attack ya. 642 00:33:35,631 --> 00:33:39,733 It's so dark, I can hardly see me own hand in front of us, 643 00:33:39,735 --> 00:33:42,135 I bet there is a murderer here as well. 644 00:33:42,137 --> 00:33:44,237 Oh my God. 645 00:33:44,605 --> 00:33:47,707 I don't know what's actually worse, these crazy noises, 646 00:33:47,709 --> 00:33:49,675 being stuck in the outback, well actually being stuck in 647 00:33:49,677 --> 00:33:49,675 the outback with the girls. 648 00:33:49,677 --> 00:33:53,545 Do you want to come and see your sleeping arrangements guys? 649 00:33:53,547 --> 00:33:54,312 Is that where we are staying? 650 00:33:54,314 --> 00:33:55,313 It looks like it. 651 00:33:55,315 --> 00:33:55,313 Yeah, yeah. 652 00:33:55,315 --> 00:33:55,313 There's two beds in here, so. 653 00:33:55,315 --> 00:33:57,615 I'm in there. 654 00:33:57,617 --> 00:33:58,716 No we're all in there. 655 00:33:58,718 --> 00:34:00,317 Fuckin' shit eh. 656 00:34:00,319 --> 00:34:03,053 No way in hell doin' this one. 657 00:34:03,220 --> 00:34:05,321 After all the short straw, and I'm the one who has to share 658 00:34:05,323 --> 00:34:09,224 the fucking tent with Gaz, Chlamydia isn't airborne is it? 659 00:34:10,059 --> 00:34:10,058 [Screaming] 660 00:34:10,060 --> 00:34:14,629 Vicky and Gary are in a tent, maybe it's third time lucky, 661 00:34:14,631 --> 00:34:17,431 all I need to know is that I am very aware of this. 662 00:34:18,199 --> 00:34:19,299 No! 663 00:34:19,301 --> 00:34:24,203 ¶ 664 00:34:24,205 --> 00:34:26,605 You know, you can bring a girl if you really wanted. 665 00:34:26,607 --> 00:34:28,340 Have you got anyone's numbers? 666 00:34:28,342 --> 00:34:28,340 Aye? 667 00:34:28,342 --> 00:34:31,776 Go on then you ring them, crack on. 668 00:34:31,778 --> 00:34:34,111 Sophie and Joel bet me that I can't get a bird 'round in a 669 00:34:34,113 --> 00:34:36,480 half an hour, booked, I know if I make one phone call, 670 00:34:36,482 --> 00:34:39,449 I'll have that boxed the fuck off. 671 00:34:39,783 --> 00:34:39,782 Basie, right? 672 00:34:39,784 --> 00:34:43,752 I've got this birds number, all got written under her number is, 673 00:34:43,754 --> 00:34:45,420 "Scary canary." 674 00:34:45,422 --> 00:34:46,721 And, that's the name of the club I went to. 675 00:34:46,723 --> 00:34:46,721 I know she had blond hair. 676 00:34:46,723 --> 00:34:52,293 And, I've also got a number, which says, a random number, 677 00:34:52,295 --> 00:34:54,161 and under the number I wrote, "I dare you." 678 00:34:54,163 --> 00:34:56,463 I'm so glad I didn't have to go to the outback, I can't imagine 679 00:34:56,465 --> 00:34:58,665 it being much tighter than the bush for Gaz, and I'm in the 680 00:34:58,667 --> 00:35:02,135 shag pad with a mint bird, laughing. 681 00:35:02,402 --> 00:35:03,502 [On the phone] Hello is Olivia there? 682 00:35:03,504 --> 00:35:04,436 Hi. 683 00:35:04,438 --> 00:35:05,370 Hi, you all right? 684 00:35:05,372 --> 00:35:07,271 I'm good, how are you? 685 00:35:07,273 --> 00:35:09,606 Aye, you're very cheery on the phone. 686 00:35:09,608 --> 00:35:11,808 Listen, literally we're just sitting having a few drinks, 687 00:35:11,810 --> 00:35:13,342 had a barbeque, and I was wondering if you wanted 688 00:35:13,344 --> 00:35:14,510 to come around for a bit. 689 00:35:14,512 --> 00:35:15,711 Yeah, sounds good to me. 690 00:35:15,713 --> 00:35:17,145 All right babe, see you soon bye. 691 00:35:17,147 --> 00:35:18,446 Bye. 692 00:35:18,647 --> 00:35:20,681 Wicked. 693 00:35:20,683 --> 00:35:22,449 I's the man. 694 00:35:22,451 --> 00:35:24,684 Shag pad tonight. 695 00:35:25,152 --> 00:35:27,219 Gary could never do this, and I can imagine when Gary gets 696 00:35:27,221 --> 00:35:29,654 back from the Outback, he's going to be so pissed off. 697 00:35:30,355 --> 00:35:31,922 How long will she be then? 698 00:35:31,924 --> 00:35:33,523 She'll be in about 40 minutes, I'm going to go and ahh, 699 00:35:33,525 --> 00:35:35,625 wash me dick and then, no wash me face. 700 00:35:35,627 --> 00:35:37,927 Oh! 701 00:35:37,929 --> 00:35:47,870 ¶ 702 00:35:47,872 --> 00:35:50,339 We sat here in the middle of the outback, in Australia, 703 00:35:50,341 --> 00:35:54,309 and it's just amazing. 704 00:35:54,677 --> 00:35:56,678 Despite it not normllay bein my cup of tea, it's actually 705 00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:59,213 something quite nice about it, I'm sitting with the girls, 706 00:35:59,215 --> 00:36:00,814 watching them have a laugh, there's no stress, there's no 707 00:36:00,816 --> 00:36:05,585 noise, no nothing, and I'm actually bonding with the girls. 708 00:36:05,587 --> 00:36:07,720 Vicky and Gary are flirting; I don't know what the 709 00:36:07,722 --> 00:36:11,256 hell t' make of it. 710 00:36:12,658 --> 00:36:14,191 If Vicky got with Gary, I'd be shocked, because 711 00:36:14,193 --> 00:36:17,894 I expected more from her. 712 00:36:19,162 --> 00:36:21,329 Woo! 713 00:36:22,564 --> 00:36:22,563 Since the people who own the campsite are being so 714 00:36:22,565 --> 00:36:25,899 accommodating and nice to us, and sharing all their 715 00:36:25,901 --> 00:36:27,600 traditions, I think it's only fair that we share our 716 00:36:27,602 --> 00:36:29,335 traditions with them. 717 00:36:29,636 --> 00:36:30,836 1, 2, 3, go! 718 00:36:30,838 --> 00:36:32,404 To Bill and Sal. 719 00:36:32,406 --> 00:36:33,705 Yeah. 720 00:36:36,275 --> 00:36:37,575 You normally do this right? 721 00:36:37,577 --> 00:36:39,810 Nah, I usually have a beer and a steak. 722 00:36:39,812 --> 00:36:41,812 [Laughter] 723 00:36:41,814 --> 00:36:43,580 Well, I think this has been amazing. 724 00:36:44,415 --> 00:36:47,583 And, it's really nice of yous to have us, Bill and Sal, 725 00:36:47,585 --> 00:36:47,583 thank you. 726 00:36:47,585 --> 00:36:50,252 I've never met nicer people. 727 00:36:50,586 --> 00:36:50,585 Aww. 728 00:36:50,587 --> 00:36:53,654 That's what we feel about you as well, Bill. 729 00:36:53,656 --> 00:36:56,490 This is what Australia should be, isn't' it? 730 00:36:56,492 --> 00:36:56,490 Yeah. 731 00:36:56,492 --> 00:36:56,490 I really wasn't looking forward to coming to the outback, I 732 00:36:56,492 --> 00:36:56,490 thought it was going to be horrendous, well I'm here, I'm 733 00:36:56,492 --> 00:37:04,531 soon to be pissed, I've got good company, a beautiful view, and 734 00:37:04,533 --> 00:37:07,700 I'm having such a good night. 735 00:37:07,934 --> 00:37:10,435 We've got to go to bed; we have to get up early in the morning. 736 00:37:10,437 --> 00:37:13,504 Okay, well, Bill we'll see you in the morning. 737 00:37:13,738 --> 00:37:14,904 Oh, I'd love to see you in the morning. 738 00:37:14,906 --> 00:37:14,904 Definitely. 739 00:37:14,906 --> 00:37:19,008 I don't know if it's the stars, the campfire, or Bill playing 740 00:37:19,010 --> 00:37:21,677 his guitar, but we're all mortal, and we're getting 741 00:37:21,679 --> 00:37:25,747 really loved up, roasting marshmallows at the open fire. 742 00:37:26,548 --> 00:37:28,916 Oh! 743 00:37:35,490 --> 00:37:36,756 Hi. 744 00:37:36,758 --> 00:37:38,524 How are you? 745 00:37:38,526 --> 00:37:40,025 Great. 746 00:37:40,027 --> 00:37:40,792 What's your name? 747 00:37:40,794 --> 00:37:41,459 Olivia? 748 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:41,459 Olivia. 749 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:41,459 Hi, it's nice to meet you. 750 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:41,459 What's up, I'm Joel, nice to meet ya. 751 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:41,459 That's me boyfriend. 752 00:37:41,461 --> 00:37:46,530 So, this bird turns up, looking lethal. 753 00:37:46,532 --> 00:37:48,532 Well, worthy enough for the pipe. 754 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:50,967 It's just us four, because everyone else has went camping. 755 00:37:50,969 --> 00:37:53,469 To be fair, Scott is doing it here like, he's been able to 756 00:37:53,471 --> 00:37:55,838 pull a girl in a half an hour, and even get her around 757 00:37:55,840 --> 00:37:57,239 to the house. 758 00:37:58,007 --> 00:38:00,775 [Laughter] 759 00:38:06,948 --> 00:38:09,882 Scott and his bird are absolutely mortal. 760 00:38:12,051 --> 00:38:14,819 Gary could never do this, and I can imagine when Gary gets 761 00:38:14,821 --> 00:38:17,955 back from the outback, he's going to be so pissed off. 762 00:38:27,264 --> 00:38:28,631 Are you in the caravan with me? 763 00:38:28,633 --> 00:38:29,832 Yeah. 764 00:38:30,033 --> 00:38:31,366 How did you say the caravan? 765 00:38:31,368 --> 00:38:32,667 The looks. 766 00:38:32,669 --> 00:38:35,336 She has glasses, wicked as per usual. 767 00:38:36,004 --> 00:38:37,738 You fucking set of knobs. 768 00:38:37,972 --> 00:38:40,740 I can't be angry, he was never me boyfriend, and we live under 769 00:38:40,742 --> 00:38:43,375 the same roof it's too hard to hold a grudge. 770 00:38:43,377 --> 00:38:44,709 But, what the fuck. 771 00:38:46,745 --> 00:38:47,745 Fuckin' hell. 772 00:38:47,747 --> 00:38:49,646 I'm shagged. 773 00:38:53,384 --> 00:38:55,551 In the past, I've always shared a tent with Charlotte. 774 00:38:55,553 --> 00:38:57,352 But now, I'm with Vicky. 775 00:38:57,354 --> 00:38:59,320 The only good thing is, I'm not waking up in the morning, 776 00:38:59,322 --> 00:39:01,455 regretting banging her. 777 00:39:01,722 --> 00:39:03,889 The only thing I'm a bit worried about is Scott. 778 00:39:03,891 --> 00:39:06,424 I hold me hand under me heart and say that. 779 00:39:06,426 --> 00:39:08,826 To be fair, I've been in a bad position for girls in the past, 780 00:39:08,828 --> 00:39:11,795 Scott is fucked. 781 00:39:26,443 --> 00:39:27,709 My friendship is more important to Scott, 782 00:39:27,711 --> 00:39:29,377 than this stupid competition. 783 00:39:29,379 --> 00:39:33,414 Like, the whole Scott situation is like, like I know he has 784 00:39:33,416 --> 00:39:37,518 getting' on every body's tits are like- 785 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:37,518 Scott needs to wake up and smell the coffee 786 00:39:37,520 --> 00:39:40,521 if he thinks he's king dick of this house. 787 00:39:40,523 --> 00:39:43,757 Idiot, what he says, goes. 788 00:39:43,759 --> 00:39:43,757 It's all about him. 789 00:39:43,759 --> 00:39:47,494 Scott does annoy me quite a lot like, some of the things 790 00:39:47,496 --> 00:39:49,329 he does, some of the things he says, I just think, 791 00:39:49,331 --> 00:39:52,332 for God's sake, but I do love him. 792 00:39:52,334 --> 00:39:54,934 I feel like that night like, I said I'm not going to have sex 793 00:39:54,936 --> 00:39:58,737 with him, but at the end of the day, I was mortal, 794 00:39:58,739 --> 00:40:00,805 I said it could've been anyone. 795 00:40:00,807 --> 00:40:03,674 It's the fact that he's the only person in that house, 796 00:40:03,676 --> 00:40:06,009 who I can get attention off like that. 797 00:40:06,011 --> 00:40:15,451 ¶ 798 00:40:15,453 --> 00:40:16,118 Oh my God. 799 00:40:16,120 --> 00:40:17,752 Oh my God. 800 00:40:17,754 --> 00:40:20,588 Oh my God. 801 00:40:20,590 --> 00:40:21,722 One last shot in the hot tub. 802 00:40:21,724 --> 00:40:24,124 Lets have a, lets have a- 803 00:40:24,126 --> 00:40:26,759 I actually feel like the third wheel. 804 00:40:27,060 --> 00:40:28,493 Don't you feel a bit embarrassed, we've been 805 00:40:28,495 --> 00:40:30,728 together like 2 year, were not even this fucked up. 806 00:40:30,730 --> 00:40:33,363 You need to shut the fucking ranker. 807 00:40:33,365 --> 00:40:36,432 This is starting to feel really weird, watching Scotty T in this 808 00:40:36,434 --> 00:40:38,934 hot tub with a girl is starting to make us feel sick, I would 809 00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:41,403 much rather watch Charlotte shave her bum hole, 810 00:40:41,405 --> 00:40:43,872 than seeing them kissing again. 811 00:40:48,043 --> 00:40:50,177 I think the fact that me and Ricci aren't together anymore, 812 00:40:50,179 --> 00:40:54,781 that's how, that's how me and you can finally be friends like, 813 00:40:54,783 --> 00:40:57,550 I just think everything has come together really nicely. 814 00:40:57,552 --> 00:41:01,654 And, we are all starting to be like a proper family. 815 00:41:01,656 --> 00:41:03,122 When I was in a relationship, I felt like I couldn't have a 816 00:41:03,124 --> 00:41:07,392 friendship with the lads in the house, now, I'm single, 817 00:41:07,394 --> 00:41:09,427 it's a really liberating feeling. 818 00:41:09,429 --> 00:41:11,162 It was nice tonight though. 819 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:12,563 Nighty night. 820 00:41:12,565 --> 00:41:14,531 Night babe. 821 00:41:15,099 --> 00:41:18,134 I'm really starting to like Gaz, and I never thought I'd say it. 822 00:41:18,136 --> 00:41:19,668 Fucking hell, I hope he doesn't think that this is going to lead 823 00:41:19,670 --> 00:41:22,170 to me suckin' him off though. 824 00:41:22,172 --> 00:41:23,905 The last few hours have been eye opening and deep, 825 00:41:23,907 --> 00:41:26,173 and full of emotion. 826 00:41:26,175 --> 00:41:28,842 You don't got socks on either? 827 00:41:28,844 --> 00:41:30,910 No, I gave my socks to Gary. 828 00:41:30,912 --> 00:41:30,910 Ahh, I'm gunna puke stop! 829 00:41:30,912 --> 00:41:33,145 And, just really, really good. 830 00:41:33,147 --> 00:41:35,447 And, I may just want to stay. 831 00:41:35,449 --> 00:41:37,949 I think this may be the one night we actually got to spoon. 832 00:41:37,951 --> 00:41:40,184 Will you get under the covers already? 833 00:41:40,186 --> 00:41:43,153 Oh God. 834 00:41:47,625 --> 00:41:49,559 Scott wants the shag pad for him and his girl tonight, 835 00:41:49,561 --> 00:41:52,828 Scott wins, but I'm not even that bothered because 836 00:41:52,830 --> 00:41:55,497 that whole shag pad is full of Joel's cum. 837 00:41:56,031 --> 00:41:59,500 Sophie and Joel have been mint crack tonight, but now this bird 838 00:41:59,502 --> 00:42:00,701 is here, it's time for pipe-a-tron to do 839 00:42:00,703 --> 00:42:02,002 what he does best. 840 00:42:02,004 --> 00:42:12,144 ¶ 841 00:42:12,146 --> 00:42:14,446 At least I'm not stuck in the outback over night. 842 00:42:14,448 --> 00:42:20,852 Oh yeah, oh yeah, oh yeah. 843 00:42:21,987 --> 00:42:23,887 Joel always seems to find the best in everyone, 844 00:42:23,889 --> 00:42:25,154 even with Scotty T. 845 00:42:25,156 --> 00:42:28,223 Scott's been going on like an absolute twat lately. 846 00:42:28,225 --> 00:42:30,858 But, Joel seems to think that he's going to change, 847 00:42:30,860 --> 00:42:34,161 which I think Scotty will never change. 848 00:42:34,163 --> 00:42:34,194 ¶