1 00:00:07,240 --> 00:00:08,406 ¶ 2 00:00:08,408 --> 00:00:10,274 New Castle, done. 3 00:00:10,276 --> 00:00:12,509 Cancun, done. 4 00:00:12,511 --> 00:00:15,278 Australia, guess what, you're getting done. 5 00:00:15,280 --> 00:00:17,179 The Geordie's are going down under. 6 00:00:17,181 --> 00:00:18,146 To Australia. 7 00:00:18,148 --> 00:00:19,380 And deep into the bush. 8 00:00:19,382 --> 00:00:21,582 Look out! 9 00:00:21,584 --> 00:00:23,116 Oh! 10 00:00:23,118 --> 00:00:26,819 Throw another shrimp on the barbie. 11 00:00:26,821 --> 00:00:30,722 This one's gonna be the best one yet. 12 00:00:30,724 --> 00:00:35,359 This is a fucking war. 13 00:00:35,361 --> 00:00:36,226 Do you know what this is? 14 00:00:36,228 --> 00:00:36,226 It's fuckin' karma. 15 00:00:36,228 --> 00:00:39,729 I'm ignorin' James, it's the best thing for us at the minute. 16 00:00:39,731 --> 00:00:41,664 We can't really be around each other. 17 00:00:41,666 --> 00:00:43,399 ¶ 18 00:00:47,470 --> 00:00:47,469 Bye Jay! 19 00:00:47,471 --> 00:00:50,772 Now it's back to just me and two lads who couldn't give a shit. 20 00:00:50,774 --> 00:00:52,039 ¶ 21 00:00:52,041 --> 00:00:54,408 This is my first date since Ricci. 22 00:00:54,410 --> 00:00:55,809 ¶ 23 00:00:55,811 --> 00:00:55,809 What's the matter? 24 00:00:55,811 --> 00:00:59,245 I really miss Mitch and every day it seems like it's just 25 00:00:59,247 --> 00:01:01,480 getting harder and harder. 26 00:01:01,482 --> 00:01:03,849 She's lost that wild and funny side. 27 00:01:03,851 --> 00:01:05,483 I know that her and Gary aren't getting on, but why should 28 00:01:05,485 --> 00:01:07,852 that make her lose that person that she is? 29 00:01:07,854 --> 00:01:10,054 Can't you see we're fucking pissed. 30 00:01:10,056 --> 00:01:12,389 You've got Sophie and Vicky against Charlotte and Holly, 31 00:01:12,391 --> 00:01:14,758 and it's literally going off. 32 00:01:14,760 --> 00:01:17,293 Don't lose sight of everyone else because when you do, 33 00:01:17,295 --> 00:01:19,128 you start to lose sight of yourself. 34 00:01:19,130 --> 00:01:20,395 Especially not that bitch. 35 00:01:20,397 --> 00:01:20,395 Well don't get me involved, Charlotte. 36 00:01:20,397 --> 00:01:23,798 I know but don't get involved in it, Sophie. 37 00:01:23,800 --> 00:01:25,699 I'm gonna use this to my advantage, head down, 38 00:01:25,701 --> 00:01:27,067 pull some girls. 39 00:01:27,069 --> 00:01:28,535 Three girls, one bed, night night. 40 00:01:28,537 --> 00:01:32,705 ¶ 41 00:01:32,707 --> 00:01:34,540 I should have a degree in pulling women. 42 00:01:34,542 --> 00:01:36,842 I am a Geordie Girl, with a V.I.P. edge. 43 00:01:36,844 --> 00:01:39,077 I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 44 00:01:39,079 --> 00:01:41,279 Get into this house and I'm gonna tear the place up. 45 00:01:41,281 --> 00:01:43,281 I can talk the back legs off a donkey. 46 00:01:43,283 --> 00:01:45,816 I'm fake, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 47 00:01:45,818 --> 00:01:47,551 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 48 00:01:47,553 --> 00:01:50,287 Geordie Shore, aye aye! 49 00:01:50,289 --> 00:02:00,397 ¶ 50 00:02:00,399 --> 00:02:07,670 ¶ 51 00:02:07,672 --> 00:02:09,571 What the fuck has happened tonight? 52 00:02:09,573 --> 00:02:13,174 We've been arguing and shock, look what's happened. 53 00:02:13,176 --> 00:02:14,842 Gaz walks in with three birds, and one of them 54 00:02:14,844 --> 00:02:16,410 looks fuckin' familiar. 55 00:02:16,412 --> 00:02:18,545 Wait a minute, it's a bird I pulled from the other night. 56 00:02:18,547 --> 00:02:20,413 If I brought a bird back that Gaz has pulled, he'd be 57 00:02:20,415 --> 00:02:22,415 flapping around like a bougie. 58 00:02:31,857 --> 00:02:34,358 I'm fuckin' sick of of this constant competition 59 00:02:34,360 --> 00:02:35,926 between Gaz and Scott. 60 00:02:35,928 --> 00:02:39,162 We need to end it now, howay lads, who's the alpha male? 61 00:02:47,404 --> 00:02:48,370 Shut up. 62 00:02:48,372 --> 00:02:50,271 Just leave her alone. 63 00:02:50,273 --> 00:02:52,740 ¶ 64 00:02:52,742 --> 00:02:54,308 Enjoy me sloppy seconds kid. 65 00:02:54,310 --> 00:02:57,477 Liberty. 66 00:02:57,479 --> 00:03:00,146 This is why I love Australia. 67 00:03:17,296 --> 00:03:26,737 ¶ 68 00:03:26,739 --> 00:03:28,572 Last night was epic, however; after years of experience, one 69 00:03:28,574 --> 00:03:32,509 thing I've learned is if I get the girls I've pulled out in the 70 00:03:32,511 --> 00:03:37,913 morning before our girls wake up, life is much easier. 71 00:03:40,683 --> 00:03:43,751 So I find out that Gaz didn't even bang any of these birds. 72 00:03:43,753 --> 00:03:45,986 He just had a slumber party. 73 00:03:45,988 --> 00:03:49,389 No work today, everyone. 74 00:03:49,391 --> 00:03:50,690 Yes! 75 00:03:50,692 --> 00:03:52,324 What happened last night? 76 00:03:52,326 --> 00:03:53,525 Don't get me started. 77 00:03:53,527 --> 00:03:53,525 I think something happened. 78 00:03:53,527 --> 00:03:59,763 Last night we all got so mortal, all the girls ended up arguin' 79 00:03:59,765 --> 00:04:01,765 and I got kicked out the club. 80 00:04:01,767 --> 00:04:03,933 We've all woke up this mornin' and thinking, shit, is this 81 00:04:03,935 --> 00:04:06,302 gonna be completely awkward? 82 00:04:06,304 --> 00:04:07,970 And everyone was like enjoying themselves and then all the 83 00:04:07,972 --> 00:04:12,541 sudden you snapped at me and Vicky because we looked nice. 84 00:04:12,543 --> 00:04:15,911 I didn't come to Australia to argue with me best friends. 85 00:04:15,913 --> 00:04:19,347 I feel like now I just wanna stop getting so angry when 86 00:04:19,349 --> 00:04:22,216 I'm drunk and just try and convince myself to 87 00:04:22,218 --> 00:04:24,751 just go and find some nice boys. 88 00:04:24,753 --> 00:04:25,351 Hiya. 89 00:04:25,353 --> 00:04:25,351 Hiya. 90 00:04:25,353 --> 00:04:27,720 I told them all what happened last night, Vicky. 91 00:04:27,722 --> 00:04:30,289 Had ya's forgotten? 92 00:04:30,291 --> 00:04:31,990 Oh yeah, looking very sheepish face. 93 00:04:31,992 --> 00:04:33,524 It doesn't make sense. 94 00:04:33,526 --> 00:04:35,726 Us girls never argue. 95 00:04:35,728 --> 00:04:37,594 If anyone, it should be the lads 'cause they're always 96 00:04:37,596 --> 00:04:39,295 slapping each other off. 97 00:04:39,297 --> 00:04:41,030 They're so two faced. 98 00:04:41,032 --> 00:04:42,598 What about you, dill hole? 99 00:04:42,600 --> 00:04:43,966 I forgot! 100 00:04:43,968 --> 00:04:44,800 You forgot? 101 00:04:44,802 --> 00:04:46,535 Yeah. 102 00:04:46,537 --> 00:04:47,936 That doesn't make it any better. 103 00:04:47,938 --> 00:04:49,704 Does it make it like you didn't do it? 104 00:04:49,706 --> 00:04:51,839 Vicky's asking for an apology but I don't even know 105 00:04:51,841 --> 00:04:53,473 if she deserves one. 106 00:04:53,475 --> 00:04:55,274 I don't even know what happened. 107 00:04:55,276 --> 00:04:56,375 We're sorry. 108 00:04:56,377 --> 00:04:57,275 We're sorry. 109 00:04:57,277 --> 00:04:57,942 Bitches. 110 00:04:57,944 --> 00:04:59,276 That sucks. 111 00:04:59,278 --> 00:05:00,610 That sucks. 112 00:05:00,612 --> 00:05:05,381 ¶ 113 00:05:05,383 --> 00:05:07,716 We need a family day, and what better than getting on a yacht 114 00:05:07,718 --> 00:05:09,751 and sailin' around the Harbor Bridge? 115 00:05:09,753 --> 00:05:11,486 Vicky can't come cause she gets sea sick, but the rest of us are 116 00:05:11,488 --> 00:05:13,654 gonna have a wicked day. 117 00:05:14,255 --> 00:05:16,856 I expected some sort of big cruise liner. 118 00:05:16,858 --> 00:05:18,891 I thought I was gonna stand at the front like Kate Winslet 119 00:05:18,893 --> 00:05:21,526 and pretend I was on Titanic. 120 00:05:21,528 --> 00:05:22,627 A sailin' boat. 121 00:05:22,629 --> 00:05:24,061 Who the fuck wants to sail? 122 00:05:24,063 --> 00:05:26,463 Oh shit, it's so choppy isn't it? 123 00:05:26,465 --> 00:05:28,498 James and Holly still aren't really speaking, so they're 124 00:05:28,500 --> 00:05:30,466 on opposite ends of the boat. 125 00:05:30,468 --> 00:05:32,701 Me and Gary still don't really converse, so we're at 126 00:05:32,703 --> 00:05:34,703 opposite ends of the boat. 127 00:05:34,705 --> 00:05:37,338 Sophie and Scott just don't give a shit but they're probably 128 00:05:37,340 --> 00:05:40,307 on opposite ends of the boat as well. 129 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:44,043 Looks like a big fuck off Tiana Bridge like being at home. 130 00:05:44,045 --> 00:05:45,511 Couldn't go down the Tiana in a fucking sail boat, 131 00:05:45,513 --> 00:05:46,411 it would stink. 132 00:05:46,413 --> 00:05:47,645 [laughter] 133 00:05:47,647 --> 00:05:49,713 Smell like what in the girls bedroom. 134 00:05:49,715 --> 00:05:51,314 Me and Gaz are both having problems in the house. 135 00:05:51,316 --> 00:05:53,783 Him with Charlotte, and me with Holly. 136 00:05:53,785 --> 00:05:56,051 But for now, at least things are civil. 137 00:05:56,053 --> 00:06:06,327 It's fine by me. 138 00:06:06,329 --> 00:06:18,405 It's fine by me. 139 00:06:18,407 --> 00:06:20,907 I think it's absolutely ridiculous that Gaz has gotten 140 00:06:20,909 --> 00:06:23,109 to the point where he feels he has to take girls out during 141 00:06:23,111 --> 00:06:26,011 the day just to get one over on Scott. 142 00:06:26,013 --> 00:06:28,713 They might not be mates, who does that? 143 00:06:30,082 --> 00:06:32,450 James, how do you like being in control? 144 00:06:32,452 --> 00:06:33,083 I love it. 145 00:06:33,085 --> 00:06:33,917 It's mint. 146 00:06:33,919 --> 00:06:34,651 You're a good Captain. 147 00:06:34,653 --> 00:06:34,651 I'm a good Captain. 148 00:06:34,653 --> 00:06:36,119 Is he a good Captain? 149 00:06:36,121 --> 00:06:37,753 He's steering really well. 150 00:06:37,755 --> 00:06:40,756 James is still trying to be friends with Holly, Holly's 151 00:06:40,758 --> 00:06:42,491 still having none of it. 152 00:06:42,493 --> 00:06:44,960 You could cut the tension with a knife. 153 00:06:44,962 --> 00:06:46,795 What do you think of it then? 154 00:06:47,863 --> 00:06:50,631 I mean, I think James is trying to make conversation but 155 00:06:50,633 --> 00:06:53,100 the conversation is just boring me a little bit. 156 00:06:53,102 --> 00:06:54,000 Wanna go with this? 157 00:06:54,002 --> 00:06:54,000 Nah. 158 00:06:54,002 --> 00:06:57,970 Oh God James, I don't feel like you're lookin'. 159 00:06:57,972 --> 00:07:01,707 James, I mean just concentrate on driving this fucking boat. 160 00:07:01,709 --> 00:07:03,809 I am, I'm watching for which way I go. 161 00:07:03,811 --> 00:07:05,744 I don't think me and Holly should force ourselves 162 00:07:05,746 --> 00:07:07,545 to be friends again. 163 00:07:07,547 --> 00:07:10,848 I think this is just gonna take time. 164 00:07:10,850 --> 00:07:12,583 The day for me has been a wicked day. 165 00:07:12,585 --> 00:07:15,586 We sailed a boat under the bridge, past the Opera House, 166 00:07:15,588 --> 00:07:18,789 but surprise, surprise, the girls still aren't impressed. 167 00:07:18,791 --> 00:07:21,057 Let's shout abuse to that other boat. 168 00:07:21,059 --> 00:07:22,792 Boat wankers! 169 00:07:22,794 --> 00:07:25,728 [laughter] 170 00:07:25,730 --> 00:07:34,103 ¶ 171 00:07:34,105 --> 00:07:38,507 All I want from tonight is to go out, get drunk, be happy, have 172 00:07:38,509 --> 00:07:42,544 all the family together and just not cause any shit for once. 173 00:07:42,546 --> 00:07:52,120 [club music] 174 00:07:52,122 --> 00:07:56,157 We're all hyped up, ready to have the best night ever. 175 00:07:56,159 --> 00:07:59,894 The dance floor's full, the tequila's flowing, so now it's 176 00:07:59,896 --> 00:08:02,696 time to do what we do best, and get mortal. 177 00:08:02,698 --> 00:08:02,696 ¶ 178 00:08:02,698 --> 00:08:06,666 Me and the girls are having so much fun, we put the fight 179 00:08:06,668 --> 00:08:09,969 behind us, it's in the past, and everyone's dancing, 180 00:08:09,971 --> 00:08:11,403 and I'm even drinking. 181 00:08:11,405 --> 00:08:12,570 Charlotte's back. 182 00:08:12,572 --> 00:08:19,777 ¶ 183 00:08:19,779 --> 00:08:23,080 So the night's actually becoming really good and Scott's flirtin' 184 00:08:23,082 --> 00:08:27,683 with me and I'm wondering where he thinks this is gonna go? 185 00:08:27,685 --> 00:08:28,850 Not tonight Scott. 186 00:08:28,852 --> 00:08:32,119 ¶ 187 00:09:05,586 --> 00:09:06,852 Me and the lasses are tired, we're hungry, we want nothin' 188 00:09:06,854 --> 00:09:08,687 more than a kebob and bed. 189 00:09:08,689 --> 00:09:10,889 When we're up with the lads they seem to still be havin' a 190 00:09:10,891 --> 00:09:12,657 really good time, and it's so nice to see James 191 00:09:12,659 --> 00:09:14,158 being properly involved. 192 00:09:18,863 --> 00:09:20,230 I'm trying to convince James to stay. 193 00:09:20,232 --> 00:09:20,230 I'm actually trying my best. 194 00:09:20,232 --> 00:09:23,499 I want him to stay, I want him to get involved. 195 00:09:24,234 --> 00:09:26,501 The lasses have had enough but Gaz insists that the lads 196 00:09:26,503 --> 00:09:29,270 aren't gonna pull until the last minute. 197 00:09:29,272 --> 00:09:32,172 So I'm gonna stay and try and have a laugh with them. 198 00:09:35,709 --> 00:09:41,847 ¶ 199 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:41,847 Gaz is full of shit. 200 00:09:41,849 --> 00:09:45,550 After that massive speech about the lads not pullin', 201 00:09:45,552 --> 00:09:47,218 in walks two birds. 202 00:09:48,720 --> 00:09:50,755 Two girls come over, start speakin' to me and Scott, and 203 00:09:50,757 --> 00:09:52,823 out of the blue he has a fit. 204 00:09:54,058 --> 00:09:56,059 It's coming to the point where I can't even have five minutes 205 00:09:56,061 --> 00:09:59,729 crap with the lads without getting fucking birds in. 206 00:10:00,130 --> 00:10:02,698 Fuck this, I'm off. 207 00:10:13,942 --> 00:10:16,877 All of a sudden James comes storming out of the club, and he 208 00:10:16,879 --> 00:10:20,146 looks angry and we don't know what the fucks happened. 209 00:10:26,419 --> 00:10:28,052 James has reached the end of his tether with Gary and Scott 210 00:10:28,054 --> 00:10:28,052 and I'm not surprised. 211 00:10:28,054 --> 00:10:31,121 He's made no secret of the fact that he wants to be more 212 00:10:31,123 --> 00:10:33,256 integrated and spend more time with the lads, 213 00:10:33,258 --> 00:10:34,223 but he can't when they're pullin'. 214 00:10:34,225 --> 00:10:34,223 He's got a girlfriend. 215 00:10:34,225 --> 00:10:38,260 And this to me just seems like the final straw. 216 00:10:52,441 --> 00:10:54,909 This has been coming for so long, it was tension there 217 00:10:54,911 --> 00:10:58,045 and it's built for so long, it's just finally blow up. 218 00:11:06,354 --> 00:11:06,353 Do you know what pisses me off, James, he's always complaining 219 00:11:06,355 --> 00:11:10,724 about not getting involved, so when we try to get him involved 220 00:11:10,726 --> 00:11:13,026 he throws a little fit. 221 00:11:21,668 --> 00:11:34,446 ¶ 222 00:11:34,448 --> 00:11:36,981 I know that I'm not speaking to James, but I feel like I've just 223 00:11:36,983 --> 00:11:39,083 got to do the right thing and the right thing is being on 224 00:11:39,085 --> 00:11:41,885 his side right now. 225 00:11:41,887 --> 00:11:43,987 I'm getting really nervous because I know that shit 226 00:11:43,989 --> 00:11:45,989 is gonna go right down. 227 00:11:45,991 --> 00:11:48,758 And then when they all come in, when we get up and stand 228 00:11:48,760 --> 00:11:52,128 our ground, and say you're not welcome here at all. 229 00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:54,930 Charlotte's basically ring leading this whole facade. 230 00:11:54,932 --> 00:11:57,799 Like it's just so weird, like I just feel like she's just 231 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,868 lettin' all this anger out that she's always felt. 232 00:12:00,870 --> 00:12:03,871 Do not continue to treat this house like a hotel. 233 00:12:03,873 --> 00:12:05,806 That's what I'm ready to say. 234 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:08,341 Suddenly, it's like a scene from the Lion King. 235 00:12:08,343 --> 00:12:12,878 We are a pride of lions protecting our territory, and 236 00:12:12,880 --> 00:12:16,715 look who's walked up the stairs, Pumba and fucking Timon. 237 00:12:16,717 --> 00:12:19,084 I don't need to go fucking anywhere. 238 00:12:19,086 --> 00:12:21,186 Right through my fucking house, do you? 239 00:12:21,188 --> 00:12:25,290 I'm telling you, you better find somewhere else to sleep. 240 00:12:25,292 --> 00:12:28,159 The thing I'm most pissed off about is the fact that Gaz stood 241 00:12:28,161 --> 00:12:30,828 and lied straight to my face, saying that they weren't gonna 242 00:12:30,830 --> 00:12:33,430 pull girls, fucking bullshit. 243 00:12:33,864 --> 00:12:36,932 The kid doesn't give a fuck about anyone else but himself. 244 00:12:36,934 --> 00:12:39,734 It's what happens every single night in this house. 245 00:12:39,736 --> 00:12:41,969 So what do you want us to do when we're single fucking lads? 246 00:12:41,971 --> 00:12:44,204 [yelling] 247 00:12:44,206 --> 00:12:47,106 As soon as he starts raising his voice, that's when I'm in. 248 00:12:47,108 --> 00:12:49,942 [yelling] 249 00:12:49,944 --> 00:12:52,144 As much as I would love to jump over this piano and get at 250 00:12:52,146 --> 00:12:54,913 James, it's not worth losing my place in this 251 00:12:54,915 --> 00:12:56,147 Geordie Shore house. 252 00:12:56,149 --> 00:12:59,817 [yelling] 253 00:12:59,819 --> 00:13:01,151 Gaz is going off on one. 254 00:13:01,153 --> 00:13:02,819 Obviously the truth hurts. 255 00:13:02,821 --> 00:13:04,020 Fucking belland. 256 00:13:04,022 --> 00:13:05,821 [yelling] 257 00:13:05,823 --> 00:13:08,323 I hope Gaz and James sort it out, otherwise I'm gonna go nuts 258 00:13:08,325 --> 00:13:10,191 and you don't want to see me go nuts. 259 00:13:10,193 --> 00:13:12,760 That piano, I'll tear it into a fucking bird house. 260 00:13:12,762 --> 00:13:23,203 [yelling] 261 00:13:23,205 --> 00:13:26,539 Finally, I feel like everyone's seeing him for what I seen him 262 00:13:26,541 --> 00:13:29,241 for, a fucking scum bag. 263 00:13:29,243 --> 00:13:31,142 Go now. 264 00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:32,943 I'm not taking sides in any argument. 265 00:13:32,945 --> 00:13:34,411 And Gaz is going nuts, so it's time to get him the fuck out 266 00:13:34,413 --> 00:13:36,045 of the house. 267 00:13:36,047 --> 00:13:39,548 [glass smashing] 268 00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:42,383 Me and James are done. 269 00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:43,951 I know I can have a good time out here. 270 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:46,019 As for him, he's fucked. 271 00:13:46,453 --> 00:13:48,187 [glass smashing] 272 00:13:48,189 --> 00:13:50,589 It's about time that Gaz got knocked off that pedestal he 273 00:13:50,591 --> 00:13:52,290 puts himself on. 274 00:13:52,292 --> 00:13:54,592 He's been walking about this house for too long thinking 275 00:13:54,594 --> 00:13:56,460 he was the fucking king. 276 00:13:57,595 --> 00:14:00,863 We finally all got a common bond. 277 00:14:00,865 --> 00:14:04,833 Everyone hates Gary. 278 00:14:14,076 --> 00:14:17,144 So we have got what we wanted, the boys have left. 279 00:14:17,146 --> 00:14:19,146 Scott's gone, and so is Gary. 280 00:14:19,148 --> 00:14:21,515 And all that we are left with is angry people, 281 00:14:21,517 --> 00:14:23,984 and a broken piano. 282 00:14:25,486 --> 00:14:26,619 We did what was right. 283 00:14:26,621 --> 00:14:26,619 We did what was fucking right. 284 00:14:26,621 --> 00:14:30,222 That high five that me and James had was probably the most 285 00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:34,192 physical contact that we've actually had in the past year. 286 00:14:34,194 --> 00:14:36,594 I am happy that me and James are actually beginning to build a 287 00:14:36,596 --> 00:14:40,297 friendship up again because I didn't want to be childish and 288 00:14:40,299 --> 00:14:42,265 hold a grudge forever. 289 00:14:42,267 --> 00:14:45,034 It's just, it wasn't that easy to forgive him in the beginning. 290 00:14:45,036 --> 00:14:46,602 Too much had gone on. 291 00:14:46,604 --> 00:14:48,136 [laughter] 292 00:14:48,138 --> 00:14:49,437 Fucking deaf cons. 293 00:14:49,439 --> 00:14:58,078 ¶ 294 00:14:58,080 --> 00:14:58,078 Last night was mental. 295 00:14:58,080 --> 00:15:00,980 I can't believe how out of hand it got. 296 00:15:00,982 --> 00:15:03,649 I didn't expect this in a million years. 297 00:15:03,651 --> 00:15:06,051 This has brought so many positive things. 298 00:15:06,053 --> 00:15:08,853 It's made James feel united with the girls, it's made Holly 299 00:15:08,855 --> 00:15:11,655 and James be friends again, and it's made me 300 00:15:11,657 --> 00:15:14,424 the happiest I've ever been. 301 00:15:14,992 --> 00:15:17,360 I can't believe I wasted two years of my life actually 302 00:15:17,362 --> 00:15:20,062 thinking that I liked Gary. 303 00:15:20,064 --> 00:15:21,096 Where's James? 304 00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:21,096 I knew you were gonna say that. 305 00:15:21,098 --> 00:15:25,033 And Sophie goes to check on James, and he's gone. 306 00:15:25,035 --> 00:15:28,236 Hey, we stood up for ya, like you should wanna stay with us. 307 00:15:28,238 --> 00:15:30,137 He's being kicked out. 308 00:15:30,139 --> 00:15:32,072 Or maybe he just left. 309 00:15:32,074 --> 00:15:34,107 Sheep Steve has clearly been in throughout the night, 310 00:15:34,109 --> 00:15:36,142 and he's took all the boys. 311 00:15:36,144 --> 00:15:38,177 The girls have the house to themselves. 312 00:15:38,179 --> 00:15:39,211 To the wombs! 313 00:15:39,213 --> 00:15:40,478 To the wombs! 314 00:15:40,480 --> 00:15:41,879 To ovaries! 315 00:15:41,881 --> 00:15:43,614 So right now we've got a house full of girls, 316 00:15:43,616 --> 00:15:44,681 and do you know what? 317 00:15:44,683 --> 00:15:46,449 It's what we've always fucking wanted. 318 00:15:46,883 --> 00:15:51,186 [chanting "no boys"] 319 00:15:51,188 --> 00:15:53,154 So we're so excited, we're just running around the house 320 00:15:53,156 --> 00:15:57,357 screaming female things like ovaries, and wombs, and periods. 321 00:15:57,359 --> 00:16:03,329 [yelling] 322 00:16:03,331 --> 00:16:05,464 If you've not got a womb, don't bother coming. 323 00:16:05,466 --> 00:16:07,065 No cock here either. 324 00:16:07,067 --> 00:16:09,133 [yelling] 325 00:16:09,135 --> 00:16:10,601 What to do when it's just the lasses? 326 00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:14,204 Cocks, canopies, and cocktails for everyone. 327 00:16:14,438 --> 00:16:16,005 I'm gonna wee. 328 00:16:16,007 --> 00:16:17,439 No work, no boys, very unimpressed with 329 00:16:17,441 --> 00:16:19,441 this behavior, Steve. 330 00:16:19,443 --> 00:16:28,249 ¶ 331 00:16:34,422 --> 00:16:36,589 Last night was crazy and things got way out of hand. 332 00:16:36,591 --> 00:16:38,557 Once again, me and Scott were getting loads of attitude and 333 00:16:38,559 --> 00:16:42,193 hassle about pulling girls and leaving James with the girls. 334 00:16:42,195 --> 00:16:44,962 For two days, fuck it, we'll get in the car, we'll go on a road 335 00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:46,930 trip and have our own fun. 336 00:16:54,104 --> 00:16:56,538 No more lasses wingin, no more James being a fanny, just the 337 00:16:56,540 --> 00:16:59,007 dream team on a fucking mission. 338 00:17:03,412 --> 00:17:05,112 I don't understand why Charlotte is doing this. 339 00:17:05,114 --> 00:17:08,381 It's like she's being so evil and just trying to manipulate 340 00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:10,249 and start any kind of argument. 341 00:17:10,251 --> 00:17:17,355 ¶ 342 00:17:17,357 --> 00:17:19,757 I feel like a fucking bitch in the total way I ever 343 00:17:19,759 --> 00:17:21,258 thought I felt for Gary. 344 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:21,258 Yeah. 345 00:17:21,260 --> 00:17:24,461 Like, this is like really strong. 346 00:17:24,463 --> 00:17:26,362 I know, I see you don't want to get on with Gary so that just 347 00:17:26,364 --> 00:17:29,998 makes it all fall in order quite a bit. 348 00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:33,001 I feel like Sophie, out of everyone, really sees that I've 349 00:17:33,003 --> 00:17:36,037 changed and sees that I've moved on, and I'm just so glad I've 350 00:17:36,039 --> 00:17:38,205 got her here to be there for us. 351 00:17:38,207 --> 00:17:40,040 'Cause you've been through so much with that horrible dick 352 00:17:40,042 --> 00:17:41,975 and he destroys you. 353 00:17:41,977 --> 00:17:45,211 And all the awful things he used to say and do to you, 354 00:17:45,213 --> 00:17:46,445 because you've got a new boy. 355 00:17:46,447 --> 00:17:48,680 Well good, go and be happy. 356 00:17:49,481 --> 00:17:54,550 Like, I am right, but like basically, oh my God, 357 00:17:54,552 --> 00:17:55,517 I don't know how to tell you. 358 00:17:55,519 --> 00:17:57,151 What? 359 00:17:57,153 --> 00:18:02,422 I've knew, before I came here, that Joel was gonna come. 360 00:18:02,424 --> 00:18:02,422 Nice. 361 00:18:02,424 --> 00:18:05,758 So you got something to look forward to. 362 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:05,758 Yeah. 363 00:18:05,760 --> 00:18:10,095 I just hope that when Joel comes, Charlotte won't get upset 364 00:18:10,097 --> 00:18:12,497 and think about her relationship at home. 365 00:18:12,499 --> 00:18:16,534 If he wasn't comin', I would be exactly like you. 366 00:18:16,536 --> 00:18:18,802 Joel's coming out to see Sophie and I'm worried I'm gonna lose 367 00:18:18,804 --> 00:18:22,272 me best friend and then have no one left in the house. 368 00:18:22,274 --> 00:18:23,773 I'm the longest lasting relationship in the 369 00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:23,773 whole Geordie Shore. 370 00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:27,676 Everyone else's relationships have been a fucking joke. 371 00:18:27,678 --> 00:18:29,644 And I know mine have in the past and whatever, but look at this 372 00:18:29,646 --> 00:18:32,580 now, I'm strong and I love me boyfriend so much and I wanna 373 00:18:32,582 --> 00:18:34,548 spend the rest of me life with him. 374 00:18:34,550 --> 00:18:41,788 ¶ 375 00:18:41,790 --> 00:18:45,625 I've been kicked out and made to stay in this absolute dive. 376 00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:47,727 I'm absolutely bored out of my mind but at least 377 00:18:47,729 --> 00:18:49,195 I get to speak to Kate. 378 00:18:49,197 --> 00:18:51,263 I got kicked out a big part of the house. 379 00:18:51,265 --> 00:18:54,366 Them two, Scott and Gaz went to a hotel and then I'm 380 00:18:54,368 --> 00:18:56,801 in this fucking shitty. 381 00:18:56,803 --> 00:18:56,801 I look like a scruff. 382 00:18:56,803 --> 00:19:01,105 I regret getting so angry, but this thing with me and Gaz has 383 00:19:01,107 --> 00:19:03,407 been building up for so long. 384 00:19:03,409 --> 00:19:05,308 They don't talk about anything else apart from themselves 385 00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,877 and shagging birds. 386 00:19:06,879 --> 00:19:10,947 It's not like normal lad crack, it's just like, trying to pick 387 00:19:10,949 --> 00:19:13,883 themselves up all the time. 388 00:19:15,785 --> 00:19:17,719 Of course you're not gonna think they're good looking. 389 00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:20,888 Have you seen your boyfriend? 390 00:19:20,890 --> 00:19:22,322 Enough of me and this shit hotel, did you 391 00:19:22,324 --> 00:19:24,891 get your surprise? 392 00:19:27,928 --> 00:19:29,595 They're bigger than you? 393 00:19:29,597 --> 00:19:32,230 I'm so lucky to have a nice girl at home like Kate who's there 394 00:19:32,232 --> 00:19:34,198 for us no matter what. 395 00:19:34,200 --> 00:19:37,201 I feel sorry for people who haven't got it, like Gary. 396 00:19:37,203 --> 00:19:46,776 ¶ 397 00:19:46,977 --> 00:19:50,346 So whatever drunk we end up ladies, to cheers. 398 00:19:50,348 --> 00:19:50,979 Ladies day. 399 00:19:50,981 --> 00:19:52,647 To ladies day. 400 00:19:52,649 --> 00:19:54,782 We're not missing the boys what so ever 'cause they add nothing 401 00:19:54,784 --> 00:19:57,985 to the group, apart from cock. 402 00:19:57,987 --> 00:20:00,387 This feels normal. 403 00:20:00,389 --> 00:20:01,321 Happy. 404 00:20:01,323 --> 00:20:02,488 No, this, this feels normal. 405 00:20:04,357 --> 00:20:05,924 Do you know what I mean? 406 00:20:05,926 --> 00:20:07,458 Well if one good thing came out of it, it means that me and 407 00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:08,926 James are friends again. 408 00:20:08,928 --> 00:20:10,193 Every cloud. 409 00:20:10,195 --> 00:20:10,193 I know. 410 00:20:10,195 --> 00:20:15,364 I just felt like I know what's right, do you know what I mean? 411 00:20:15,366 --> 00:20:16,932 Like even though we weren't speaking, like we are a family 412 00:20:16,934 --> 00:20:18,800 and you got to stick up for what's right in your family. 413 00:20:18,802 --> 00:20:21,569 When I saw Holly and James high five, it was like watching a 414 00:20:21,571 --> 00:20:25,472 gazelle and a lion cuddle. 415 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:27,540 You know what we can do now that the boys are gone? 416 00:20:27,542 --> 00:20:28,340 What? 417 00:20:28,342 --> 00:20:29,908 Masturbate. 418 00:20:30,342 --> 00:20:32,676 You like the power shower don't ya? 419 00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:32,676 Eh. 420 00:20:32,678 --> 00:20:35,445 So what happens when you put it right on it? 421 00:20:35,447 --> 00:20:36,546 Or just the shower? 422 00:20:36,548 --> 00:20:38,881 Just a little bit out. 423 00:20:38,883 --> 00:20:40,215 The girls decide that with the boys gone, we should 424 00:20:40,217 --> 00:20:41,983 spend our time wisely. 425 00:20:41,985 --> 00:20:44,785 Masturbate in the showers, walk around naked. 426 00:20:44,787 --> 00:20:48,421 This does not sound like my idea of a good fucking day. 427 00:20:48,423 --> 00:20:49,855 I think, why don't we all try it tonight in every 428 00:20:49,857 --> 00:20:51,323 shower of the house? 429 00:20:51,325 --> 00:20:53,325 I don't need to be a part of this experiment. 430 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:53,325 I'm fine. 431 00:20:53,327 --> 00:20:56,261 So you've never masturbated Vicky? 432 00:20:56,263 --> 00:20:57,895 No Sophie, and I don't want to have this conversation. 433 00:20:57,897 --> 00:20:59,963 [laughter] 434 00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:05,801 ¶ 435 00:21:05,803 --> 00:21:07,569 Me and Scott now have been driving for hours. 436 00:21:07,571 --> 00:21:10,505 Believe me, we are far enough away from Sydney. 437 00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:10,505 [dog barking] 438 00:21:10,507 --> 00:21:12,773 It looks like we are in a wild west film. 439 00:21:12,775 --> 00:21:14,641 Everything is made out of wood. 440 00:21:14,643 --> 00:21:16,609 Oh well, snap. 441 00:21:16,611 --> 00:21:16,609 [dog barking] 442 00:21:16,611 --> 00:21:20,813 Everybody back home is probably just winging about last night, 443 00:21:20,815 --> 00:21:22,414 where as me and Gaz are getting ready to take this 444 00:21:22,416 --> 00:21:24,048 town by storm tonight. 445 00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:28,685 ¶ 446 00:21:28,687 --> 00:21:30,486 I don't know what's gonna happen tonight. 447 00:21:30,488 --> 00:21:32,454 All I know is that it's me and Scott, and that means no 448 00:21:32,456 --> 00:21:35,023 arguing, no grief from the house, just me and 449 00:21:35,025 --> 00:21:37,925 him having fun. 450 00:21:37,927 --> 00:21:41,328 ¶ 451 00:21:41,330 --> 00:21:43,663 And even though we're in a mining town with a population 452 00:21:43,665 --> 00:21:45,431 of like 100, and there's 96 fellas and four 453 00:21:45,433 --> 00:21:48,801 girls, there's still four girls ready to pull. 454 00:21:49,636 --> 00:21:51,269 You could literally put me and Scott on the moon, 455 00:21:51,271 --> 00:21:53,271 we'll still find birds. 456 00:21:54,339 --> 00:21:56,373 Gaz has got his bird, and I've got my bird. 457 00:21:56,375 --> 00:21:58,441 #pure legends. 458 00:21:58,443 --> 00:22:06,981 ¶ 459 00:22:06,983 --> 00:22:09,750 So we've had the canopies, we've had the cocktails, 460 00:22:09,752 --> 00:22:10,917 and now it's on to the cock. 461 00:22:10,919 --> 00:22:15,521 ¶ 462 00:22:15,523 --> 00:22:19,324 My mission tonight is to pull, and I wanna pull first. 463 00:22:19,326 --> 00:22:23,361 ¶ 464 00:22:23,363 --> 00:22:26,097 It's lookin' good for Holly, she's got a lad in, now all 465 00:22:26,099 --> 00:22:28,299 she needs to do is not bore him, get her tits out, 466 00:22:28,301 --> 00:22:31,468 and suck on his tongue. 467 00:22:34,638 --> 00:22:36,972 'Cause I'm not really that good at actually chattin' people up, 468 00:22:36,974 --> 00:22:39,841 I'm just asking the first thing that comes into me head. 469 00:22:44,046 --> 00:22:48,983 Holly's chatter blinds are absolutely shit. 470 00:22:58,659 --> 00:23:01,494 I have been the best wing woman for Vicky here. 471 00:23:01,496 --> 00:23:03,896 I can see a boy that she likes, but there's a bit 472 00:23:03,898 --> 00:23:05,697 of a language barrier. 473 00:23:06,632 --> 00:23:07,765 French? 474 00:23:07,767 --> 00:23:09,867 Fuck sake. 475 00:23:13,338 --> 00:23:13,337 Yes. 476 00:23:13,339 --> 00:23:17,441 Now me French isn't what it was, but I know enough to get by. 477 00:23:17,443 --> 00:23:20,710 [speaking french] 478 00:23:20,712 --> 00:23:23,112 ¶ 479 00:23:23,114 --> 00:23:24,646 The single girls are goin' in. 480 00:23:24,648 --> 00:23:26,114 They're being slags. 481 00:23:26,116 --> 00:23:28,483 ¶ 482 00:23:28,485 --> 00:23:29,584 I've actually pulled a boy. 483 00:23:29,586 --> 00:23:30,718 Like a real one. 484 00:23:30,720 --> 00:23:32,453 I pissed him. 485 00:23:32,455 --> 00:23:34,688 It wasn't that good, but at least I still did it. 486 00:23:35,690 --> 00:23:39,559 What a successful female's day. 487 00:23:39,561 --> 00:23:42,828 I can't help but hope that the boys are having no fun at all 488 00:23:42,830 --> 00:23:46,531 and they are getting tortured by Sheep Steve. 489 00:23:46,533 --> 00:23:51,969 ¶ 490 00:23:51,971 --> 00:23:53,170 I absolutely love Australian girls. 491 00:23:53,172 --> 00:23:54,971 I'm a proper machine. 492 00:23:54,973 --> 00:23:56,539 I might as well be a fucking nail gun 'cause 493 00:23:56,541 --> 00:23:58,507 I nail everything. 494 00:23:59,775 --> 00:24:01,976 I'm banging, hopefully Scott's banging, and that just proves 495 00:24:01,978 --> 00:24:04,445 the dream team can go to any corners of the earth and 496 00:24:04,447 --> 00:24:06,013 pull out the bag. 497 00:24:06,015 --> 00:24:11,385 ¶ 498 00:24:11,387 --> 00:24:12,953 Oh, it's bright. 499 00:24:12,955 --> 00:24:14,554 Last night was proper mint. 500 00:24:14,556 --> 00:24:16,956 We made the most of the bush in the outback. 501 00:24:17,390 --> 00:24:20,458 Amazing sex, wicked banter, we had a laugh, no drama. 502 00:24:20,460 --> 00:24:22,460 Done. 503 00:24:22,794 --> 00:24:24,461 Me and Scott have had all this fun, then we realize we've 504 00:24:24,463 --> 00:24:28,198 got to go to civilization and face everyone. 505 00:24:28,599 --> 00:24:30,800 I think Gaz really doesn't wanna go back and see the others, 506 00:24:30,802 --> 00:24:32,768 especially Charlotte and James. 507 00:24:32,770 --> 00:24:35,604 I know that he just can't be awse to the drama. 508 00:24:35,606 --> 00:24:37,205 What do you think she's gonna be like when we get back? 509 00:24:37,207 --> 00:24:40,408 I bet you she'll be a grade A fucking bitch. 510 00:24:40,410 --> 00:24:41,942 She'll just try to split herself. 511 00:24:41,944 --> 00:24:42,943 Obviously the fun Charlotte, obviously 512 00:24:42,945 --> 00:24:42,943 the laughing Charlotte. 513 00:24:42,945 --> 00:24:46,112 All I've seen is this stressy little fucking bitch who's 514 00:24:46,114 --> 00:24:48,681 tried to spoil everyone's fucking time. 515 00:24:48,683 --> 00:24:50,683 It's about time we ring the house, tell them where we are, 516 00:24:50,685 --> 00:24:52,151 and we're on the way back. 517 00:24:52,153 --> 00:24:58,123 Quite frankly, the boys don't give a shit. 518 00:24:58,125 --> 00:25:00,558 [phone rings] 519 00:25:00,560 --> 00:25:01,525 Hello? 520 00:25:01,527 --> 00:25:02,492 Hello. 521 00:25:02,494 --> 00:25:03,426 Hi Scott. 522 00:25:03,428 --> 00:25:03,426 Where have you been? 523 00:25:03,428 --> 00:25:07,163 We just went on a pure mission in the middle of no where. 524 00:25:07,165 --> 00:25:08,764 Like literally like in the sticks. 525 00:25:08,766 --> 00:25:10,799 Like a four hour drive. 526 00:25:11,100 --> 00:25:12,767 I was under the impression that the lads were sent away 527 00:25:12,769 --> 00:25:12,767 and punished for their behavior. 528 00:25:12,769 --> 00:25:16,437 The only possible explanation is the fact that he's sucking off 529 00:25:16,439 --> 00:25:18,071 Sheep Shaggin Steve. 530 00:25:18,073 --> 00:25:19,105 Are you still with Gary? 531 00:25:19,107 --> 00:25:20,106 Yeah, yeah. 532 00:25:20,108 --> 00:25:20,106 He's in the car now. 533 00:25:20,108 --> 00:25:23,542 Gary isn't the person who you think he is, you know? 534 00:25:23,544 --> 00:25:24,809 Like you might think he's your best friend, 535 00:25:24,811 --> 00:25:26,177 but he will fuck you over. 536 00:25:26,179 --> 00:25:28,846 It sounds like Charlotte hasn't forgiven or forgot. 537 00:25:28,848 --> 00:25:31,481 She's pissed off at Gaz and she's taking it all out on me. 538 00:25:31,483 --> 00:25:33,516 What's it hurt you what he's doing? 539 00:25:33,518 --> 00:25:36,252 The conversation should be between all of us, I think. 540 00:25:36,254 --> 00:25:38,487 If you's wanna come along, you's can come along. 541 00:25:38,489 --> 00:25:39,688 I don't think there will be much conversation between 542 00:25:39,690 --> 00:25:40,955 us all like. 543 00:25:40,957 --> 00:25:42,256 Well we'll just see you later on Scott. 544 00:25:42,258 --> 00:25:44,925 All right, wicked, I'll see you in a bit. 545 00:25:44,927 --> 00:25:46,760 Apparently they've been on like a mission around like 546 00:25:46,762 --> 00:25:49,262 all the suburbs and that. 547 00:25:49,264 --> 00:25:50,863 Fucking idiots. 548 00:25:55,635 --> 00:25:55,634 We're the only two single people that wanna pull. 549 00:25:55,636 --> 00:25:59,704 I don't understand the big fucking problem. 550 00:25:59,706 --> 00:26:02,540 She'd be happy if I'm by myself. 551 00:26:02,542 --> 00:26:03,774 That's how evil she is. 552 00:26:03,776 --> 00:26:07,911 ¶ 553 00:26:07,913 --> 00:26:09,112 Welcome home. 554 00:26:09,114 --> 00:26:09,946 Hi. 555 00:26:09,948 --> 00:26:10,947 Girls. 556 00:26:10,949 --> 00:26:12,214 Hello babe. 557 00:26:12,216 --> 00:26:13,481 Hi. 558 00:26:13,483 --> 00:26:14,815 You kids all right? 559 00:26:14,817 --> 00:26:14,815 Good to have you back. 560 00:26:14,817 --> 00:26:17,517 I'm absolutely buzzin' to be back in the house with the girls 561 00:26:17,519 --> 00:26:19,018 after their stunt at first. 562 00:26:19,020 --> 00:26:19,985 But I'm not sure what's gonna happen when 563 00:26:19,987 --> 00:26:21,753 Scott and Gaz come back. 564 00:26:21,755 --> 00:26:23,821 You didn't even do anything wrong, that's the thing. 565 00:26:23,823 --> 00:26:25,088 Yeah, I'm sick of them all going on like they're the only 566 00:26:25,090 --> 00:26:26,956 people that ever shag a lass. 567 00:26:27,190 --> 00:26:29,191 At the end of the day, we were all on his side the other night. 568 00:26:29,193 --> 00:26:31,693 James was in the right, and I'm glad he's back. 569 00:26:31,960 --> 00:26:33,560 I don't feel like we need to apologize, we didn't 570 00:26:33,562 --> 00:26:33,560 do nothing wrong. 571 00:26:33,562 --> 00:26:38,064 I think, I think they walk back into our house, so they can come 572 00:26:38,066 --> 00:26:39,899 up first and apologize. 573 00:26:39,901 --> 00:26:42,768 So we'll just keep on acting like they don't exist. 574 00:26:43,136 --> 00:26:47,239 ¶ 575 00:26:47,241 --> 00:26:49,674 Me and James should have resolved this sooner, like it 576 00:26:49,676 --> 00:26:53,077 shouldn't have ever gotten to the point of me going for him. 577 00:26:53,278 --> 00:26:55,012 Like, that shouldn't have ever happened. 578 00:26:55,014 --> 00:26:58,148 We did actually used to be best friends you know. 579 00:26:58,150 --> 00:26:59,582 Like, do you remember, like we actually were like 580 00:26:59,584 --> 00:27:01,851 close at one point? 581 00:27:01,853 --> 00:27:02,952 Things will never be back to the way there were with 582 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:02,952 me and Holly. 583 00:27:02,954 --> 00:27:06,722 Far in which has happened since then, but I'm pleased that we're 584 00:27:06,724 --> 00:27:08,156 startin' to make progress. 585 00:27:08,158 --> 00:27:10,091 I never ever meant for it to go the way it did. 586 00:27:10,093 --> 00:27:11,225 Do you know what I mean, like? 587 00:27:11,227 --> 00:27:11,225 Yeah. 588 00:27:11,227 --> 00:27:15,862 Ugh, I just try to keep everyone sweet and fucking it ended up 589 00:27:15,864 --> 00:27:17,396 biting me in the fucking ass. 590 00:27:17,398 --> 00:27:19,765 I mean, this is the first time in a long time that me and 591 00:27:19,767 --> 00:27:22,267 James are actually having a conversation together. 592 00:27:22,269 --> 00:27:24,402 We were really good together. 593 00:27:24,404 --> 00:27:27,037 We used to bounce off of each other and hopefully we can 594 00:27:27,039 --> 00:27:29,305 just start to rebuild that friendship again. 595 00:27:29,307 --> 00:27:31,240 I was like, what, we hive-fived? 596 00:27:31,242 --> 00:27:32,741 That's the most we've touched since Cancun. 597 00:27:32,743 --> 00:27:34,442 [laughter] 598 00:27:34,444 --> 00:27:35,276 Friends? 599 00:27:35,278 --> 00:27:37,344 Aye. 600 00:27:37,346 --> 00:27:38,244 So far. 601 00:27:38,246 --> 00:27:39,011 Yeah? 602 00:27:39,013 --> 00:27:39,811 Yeah. 603 00:27:39,813 --> 00:27:40,845 No, it's better. 604 00:27:40,847 --> 00:27:44,982 ¶ 605 00:27:44,984 --> 00:27:48,018 So we're all playing balls, but in the back of our mind we know 606 00:27:48,020 --> 00:27:50,253 that Scott and Gary are going to turn up very soon, 607 00:27:50,255 --> 00:27:52,822 and I don't know if it's gonna kick off again. 608 00:27:52,824 --> 00:27:54,156 We've all said that he's probably just going 609 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:54,156 to blame it on me. 610 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:54,156 But he's got no right blaming anyone 'cause I'm not fucking 611 00:27:54,158 --> 00:27:59,728 lass about that fucking freak anymore. 612 00:27:59,730 --> 00:28:02,297 ¶ 613 00:28:02,299 --> 00:28:03,731 This is about to happen. 614 00:28:03,733 --> 00:28:04,898 My heart's beating through me chest 615 00:28:04,900 --> 00:28:06,933 and I'm actually really nervous. 616 00:28:06,935 --> 00:28:09,402 I just hope James and Gary don't kick off again. 617 00:28:09,404 --> 00:28:09,402 All right. 618 00:28:09,404 --> 00:28:12,271 We're walking over, and James and Charlotte 619 00:28:12,273 --> 00:28:13,705 got faces like thunder. 620 00:28:13,707 --> 00:28:16,474 Honestly, just get a life and get out of mine. 621 00:28:16,476 --> 00:28:18,042 I'm ready for the abuse. 622 00:28:18,044 --> 00:28:19,977 I'm not worried 'cause I know I'm gonna win them over 623 00:28:19,979 --> 00:28:21,778 with me Scotty T smile. 624 00:28:21,780 --> 00:28:25,114 Gaz on the other hand is fucked. 625 00:28:25,448 --> 00:28:27,715 How are ya? 626 00:28:27,717 --> 00:28:29,016 If this is the start, I dread to find out what's 627 00:28:29,018 --> 00:28:31,118 gonna happen next. 628 00:28:31,120 --> 00:28:33,820 Gary and Scott are gonna have to make the first move because 629 00:28:33,822 --> 00:28:36,422 after all, it's all of us pissed off at them. 630 00:28:41,161 --> 00:28:45,197 Scott's doing all the talking, and Gary's holding back like a 631 00:28:45,199 --> 00:28:48,800 stray, abandoned, malnourished dog. 632 00:28:48,802 --> 00:28:50,434 It's predominant you all came down with the fact that we wanna 633 00:28:50,436 --> 00:28:53,170 spend more time with yous as a group, but there comes this 634 00:28:53,172 --> 00:28:55,038 little part in the night where one of yas looks like he might 635 00:28:55,040 --> 00:28:56,506 pulled and the other one gets scared and runs off 636 00:28:56,508 --> 00:28:57,406 and we lose yous. 637 00:28:57,408 --> 00:28:59,007 It's starting to get pathetic. 638 00:28:59,009 --> 00:29:00,308 And this whole, yous aren't bothered, 639 00:29:00,310 --> 00:29:02,043 yous both are so bothered. 640 00:29:02,045 --> 00:29:03,978 It's embarrassing. 641 00:29:08,950 --> 00:29:11,484 I'm even offering only to pull on certain nights of the week. 642 00:29:11,486 --> 00:29:13,085 I mean, I can do Wednesdays, Fridays, and Saturdays. 643 00:29:13,087 --> 00:29:15,220 That's fine with me. 644 00:29:15,222 --> 00:29:16,854 You're genuinely suggesting we have some sort 645 00:29:16,856 --> 00:29:19,223 of shagging schedule? 646 00:29:19,225 --> 00:29:20,791 We just, everyone has to just say sorry and 647 00:29:20,793 --> 00:29:21,858 then we'll all move on. 648 00:29:21,860 --> 00:29:22,725 I'm sorry. 649 00:29:22,727 --> 00:29:23,258 Good. 650 00:29:23,260 --> 00:29:24,292 Love yous. 651 00:29:26,094 --> 00:29:30,964 Why am I apologizing about pulling girls? 652 00:29:33,300 --> 00:29:34,500 We're sorry as well. 653 00:29:34,502 --> 00:29:35,801 Yeah. 654 00:29:35,803 --> 00:29:35,801 We're sorry. 655 00:29:35,803 --> 00:29:39,337 I am gonna accept Gaz's apology, but just for the 656 00:29:39,339 --> 00:29:41,105 sake of the house. 657 00:29:41,107 --> 00:29:43,173 'Cause I know, in a couple of days, he'll just be back to 658 00:29:43,175 --> 00:29:44,407 his old asshole self. 659 00:29:44,409 --> 00:29:52,748 ¶ 660 00:29:52,750 --> 00:29:54,516 Charlotte, Sophie, and James want to stay in tonight, but the 661 00:29:54,518 --> 00:29:54,516 singles still wanna go out. 662 00:29:54,518 --> 00:29:57,452 So me and Holly have to take it on the chin and get out with a 663 00:29:57,454 --> 00:29:58,920 couple of bellands. 664 00:29:58,922 --> 00:30:00,554 But a night out, is still a fucking night out. 665 00:30:00,556 --> 00:30:06,559 ¶ 666 00:30:06,561 --> 00:30:08,794 So tonight is gonna be unreal. 667 00:30:08,796 --> 00:30:11,930 It's just the singles, the Scary Canary, we're gonna get fucked. 668 00:30:11,932 --> 00:30:15,800 ¶ 669 00:30:15,802 --> 00:30:19,403 Everyone actually looks like they're having fun. 670 00:30:19,405 --> 00:30:20,904 It turns out, when it's all the singles together, 671 00:30:20,906 --> 00:30:23,940 we actually all get on really well. 672 00:30:24,775 --> 00:30:26,575 Tonight we've decided that we're not gonna bring any randoms 673 00:30:26,577 --> 00:30:29,978 home, we're just gonna go home, the four of us. 674 00:30:29,980 --> 00:30:31,946 But I suppose that doesn't mean that we couldn't 675 00:30:31,948 --> 00:30:35,783 get with each other. 676 00:30:35,785 --> 00:30:37,317 I'm getting a distinct vibe off Holly that she's after 677 00:30:37,319 --> 00:30:39,285 a bit of me pipe. 678 00:30:39,287 --> 00:30:41,186 What the hell man, Holly, it's either family or pipe. 679 00:30:41,188 --> 00:30:42,854 You're pure confuse me. 680 00:30:42,856 --> 00:30:45,122 I'm just getting more and more drunk and it's becoming so hard 681 00:30:45,124 --> 00:30:47,958 not to flirt, and this is just the worst situation 682 00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:50,226 I can possibly be in. 683 00:30:51,328 --> 00:30:51,327 This was the first time I actually got to spend time 684 00:30:51,329 --> 00:30:55,964 with Vicky, have a laugh, and we're both pissed. 685 00:30:57,066 --> 00:30:59,067 'Cause I forgot what the flirty, fun, banter side 686 00:30:59,069 --> 00:31:00,401 of Vicky was like. 687 00:31:00,403 --> 00:31:02,436 And this is her. 688 00:31:02,438 --> 00:31:04,504 Gaz is flirting with Vicky, Holly's flirting with me, we're 689 00:31:04,506 --> 00:31:06,606 not bringing any outside girls in, so it turns out it's gonna 690 00:31:06,608 --> 00:31:09,541 be a family night after all. 691 00:31:12,111 --> 00:31:14,612 I am so home sick. 692 00:31:14,614 --> 00:31:16,347 I'm trying to have a good time even though I'm missing 693 00:31:16,349 --> 00:31:18,082 Mitch so much. 694 00:31:30,895 --> 00:31:39,269 ¶ 695 00:31:39,271 --> 00:31:39,269 I'm so wasted. 696 00:31:39,271 --> 00:31:42,372 You're all gonna have to help us get out. 697 00:31:42,374 --> 00:31:45,875 Me and Scott are fucking hammered and I can honestly 698 00:31:45,877 --> 00:31:47,943 see where this is gonna go. 699 00:31:47,945 --> 00:31:49,544 I put me jamas on. 700 00:31:49,546 --> 00:31:51,546 So we had come back from a night out, and I'm having a laugh 701 00:31:51,548 --> 00:31:53,848 with Vicky, 'cause I forgot what the fun, 702 00:31:53,850 --> 00:31:55,282 banter side of Vicky was like. 703 00:31:55,284 --> 00:31:57,384 And this is her. 704 00:31:59,987 --> 00:32:01,520 So Vicky and Gary start talking on the floor, and they're 705 00:32:01,522 --> 00:32:03,955 actually having a really good time. 706 00:32:03,957 --> 00:32:06,257 But me and Scott are in the bed and like we just like can't 707 00:32:06,259 --> 00:32:07,625 stop touching each other and it's getting a little 708 00:32:07,627 --> 00:32:08,659 bit awkward now. 709 00:32:08,661 --> 00:32:11,361 I don't know if I'm like trying to turn him on but I tell him 710 00:32:11,363 --> 00:32:14,130 that I've got like crotchless underwear on. 711 00:32:14,132 --> 00:32:15,397 You can't tell Scotty T that. 712 00:32:15,399 --> 00:32:18,133 If I'm not hearing it, me fucking chud is. 713 00:32:18,135 --> 00:32:19,634 Look at my dick. 714 00:32:19,636 --> 00:32:19,634 Oh my God. 715 00:32:19,636 --> 00:32:23,004 Holly and Scott are taking getting on well to a different 716 00:32:23,006 --> 00:32:25,406 level, and all I'm thinking is, I'm off to bed cause Scott 717 00:32:25,408 --> 00:32:27,174 is gonna regret this in the morning. 718 00:32:27,176 --> 00:32:31,544 ¶ 719 00:32:33,880 --> 00:32:36,181 I find me self in bed, Vicky's in the bed next to us, 720 00:32:36,183 --> 00:32:38,349 weirdly flirting with us, I think. 721 00:32:45,957 --> 00:32:48,091 ¶ 722 00:32:48,093 --> 00:32:51,894 So then it's just me and Scott, uh oh. 723 00:32:51,896 --> 00:32:56,231 I tried to not go near the cock, but its coming at me, and I'm 724 00:32:56,233 --> 00:33:00,068 getting naked, and then I'm riding it, and then I'm fucked. 725 00:33:00,070 --> 00:33:01,702 Literally. 726 00:33:01,704 --> 00:33:02,703 I don't know what it looks like, but I'm definitely not 727 00:33:02,705 --> 00:33:03,937 having sex with Holly. 728 00:33:03,939 --> 00:33:03,937 She's having sex with me. 729 00:33:03,939 --> 00:33:07,573 She's taken me wand all the way to fucking Hogwarts. 730 00:33:08,675 --> 00:33:10,542 The fact that this has happened does not mean that there's 731 00:33:10,544 --> 00:33:12,343 gonna be any feelings there. 732 00:33:12,345 --> 00:33:13,544 It's family bonding. 733 00:33:13,546 --> 00:33:16,213 This family night is getting proper weird. 734 00:33:16,215 --> 00:33:17,547 [moaning] 735 00:33:17,549 --> 00:33:25,921 ¶ 736 00:33:28,291 --> 00:33:30,525 Shag pad. 737 00:33:30,527 --> 00:33:31,659 Ohhh. 738 00:33:31,661 --> 00:33:33,360 Alone? 739 00:33:33,362 --> 00:33:35,695 No, I wasn't alone. 740 00:33:37,397 --> 00:33:38,630 Yeah we did. 741 00:33:38,632 --> 00:33:39,397 Did ya? 742 00:33:39,399 --> 00:33:41,098 Yeah. 743 00:33:41,100 --> 00:33:43,133 I know I fraternized with the enemy. 744 00:33:43,135 --> 00:33:46,436 I don't go out for one night and Holly's in bed with Scott. 745 00:33:46,438 --> 00:33:49,038 And apparently she's had sex with him. 746 00:33:49,040 --> 00:33:50,939 Has he only had proper sex? 747 00:34:00,983 --> 00:34:00,982 But it was a good night. 748 00:34:00,984 --> 00:34:05,619 Me and Scott is completely to how me and James started. 749 00:34:05,621 --> 00:34:09,022 I liked him, like I really liked him, but with Scott 750 00:34:09,024 --> 00:34:09,022 we're just friends. 751 00:34:09,024 --> 00:34:12,225 Like I don't have those kind of feelings towards him. 752 00:34:12,227 --> 00:34:14,060 Like, I couldn't bang him sober. 753 00:34:14,062 --> 00:34:16,095 But I'm not bothered that it happened. 754 00:34:16,097 --> 00:34:19,098 Like, I'm quite happy actually, like I'm now okay 755 00:34:19,100 --> 00:34:20,599 for the next six months. 756 00:34:20,601 --> 00:34:22,267 Yeah? 757 00:34:22,568 --> 00:34:24,201 We count on her she's not gonna go there again. 758 00:34:24,203 --> 00:34:28,604 She's been there, done it, and got a Scotty fucking t-shirt. 759 00:34:29,372 --> 00:34:32,340 You don't seem as frustrated and cranky as yesterday. 760 00:34:32,342 --> 00:34:34,542 I think it's definitely what I needed. 761 00:34:34,544 --> 00:34:37,611 Yeah. 762 00:34:37,613 --> 00:34:39,379 I mean, we said we wanted them to spend more time with us, 763 00:34:39,381 --> 00:34:41,547 so I couldn't think of any better way. 764 00:34:41,549 --> 00:34:46,484 ¶ 765 00:34:48,487 --> 00:34:49,787 I was fucking smashed. 766 00:34:49,789 --> 00:34:51,688 Absolutely smashed. 767 00:34:51,690 --> 00:34:53,656 So is that what you do now when you drink. 768 00:34:53,658 --> 00:34:56,258 Gaz, you can't talk to me about going back there, because you've 769 00:34:56,260 --> 00:34:59,261 been going back to Charlotte ever since day fucking one. 770 00:34:59,263 --> 00:35:01,696 She knew it was a crock. 771 00:35:01,698 --> 00:35:04,699 All right, I've heard them famous words before though. 772 00:35:04,701 --> 00:35:06,500 I've seen it happen so many times in this house, 773 00:35:06,502 --> 00:35:08,702 it always goes one way. 774 00:35:08,704 --> 00:35:12,338 She's literally, do not go back there. 775 00:35:12,340 --> 00:35:13,405 Do you think you will? 776 00:35:13,407 --> 00:35:14,606 You know me. 777 00:35:14,608 --> 00:35:14,606 Go back to Holly, naw mate. 778 00:35:14,608 --> 00:35:18,576 There's too many fit birds in Australia for that to happen. 779 00:35:18,578 --> 00:35:22,613 Either Vicky's having a little flirt, I was like, go on Vick. 780 00:35:22,615 --> 00:35:24,147 I was like, awe you're flirtin' here. 781 00:35:24,149 --> 00:35:24,914 That was kind of nice. 782 00:35:24,916 --> 00:35:26,382 Vicky would never happen. 783 00:35:26,384 --> 00:35:29,218 I'm mates with Ricci, and it just wouldn't happen. 784 00:35:29,220 --> 00:35:30,519 I couldn't do it. 785 00:35:30,521 --> 00:35:31,686 I don't think Vicky would. 786 00:35:31,688 --> 00:35:33,754 Nah, nah, she definitely wouldn't. 787 00:35:33,756 --> 00:35:35,555 Def..hmm. 788 00:35:35,557 --> 00:35:36,556 So do you think Charlotte would be pissed off if you 789 00:35:36,558 --> 00:35:37,757 necked on with Vicky? 790 00:35:37,759 --> 00:35:39,325 'Cause yous fucking nearly did last night. 791 00:35:39,327 --> 00:35:40,492 I don't give a fuck. 792 00:35:40,494 --> 00:35:41,893 You fucking did. 793 00:35:41,895 --> 00:35:43,394 You're smiling 'cause you know I'm right. 794 00:35:43,396 --> 00:35:44,728 [laughter] 795 00:35:44,730 --> 00:35:45,862 Don't deny it kid. 796 00:35:45,864 --> 00:35:49,298 What happened to an innocent flirt? 797 00:35:49,300 --> 00:35:51,500 Innocent until proven guilty. 798 00:35:51,502 --> 00:35:52,667 [laughter] 799 00:35:52,669 --> 00:36:01,475 ¶ 800 00:36:01,477 --> 00:36:04,811 If they want family time, let's just give them fucking family 801 00:36:04,813 --> 00:36:07,713 time, 'cause I can't be arst with arguing. 802 00:36:07,715 --> 00:36:09,448 I fucking hate arguing. 803 00:36:09,450 --> 00:36:10,315 Girls. 804 00:36:10,317 --> 00:36:11,416 What? 805 00:36:11,418 --> 00:36:13,684 Come to the top floor in the garden. 806 00:36:13,686 --> 00:36:14,785 Ohh. 807 00:36:14,787 --> 00:36:16,920 You arranged the chairs. 808 00:36:16,922 --> 00:36:18,388 Pretty. 809 00:36:18,390 --> 00:36:19,322 Ohh. 810 00:36:19,324 --> 00:36:20,890 [laughter] 811 00:36:20,892 --> 00:36:21,957 Scott and Gaz have really pulled out all of the 812 00:36:21,959 --> 00:36:23,491 stops tonight, mate. 813 00:36:23,493 --> 00:36:26,560 Set a few bean bags out and ordered some pizzas. 814 00:36:26,562 --> 00:36:27,894 Get in. 815 00:36:36,336 --> 00:36:36,335 Well I just don't think we are. 816 00:36:36,337 --> 00:36:36,335 If Char wants to have an argument with me, I wish she 817 00:36:36,337 --> 00:36:40,539 would just walk up to us and have an argument, instead of 818 00:36:40,541 --> 00:36:42,507 trying to turn everyone against us. 819 00:36:43,942 --> 00:36:43,941 Yeah? 820 00:36:43,943 --> 00:36:47,444 I do agree with that Gary, for the first time in a long time. 821 00:36:47,446 --> 00:36:50,680 I'm pleased yous are agreeing on something. 822 00:36:50,682 --> 00:36:52,581 It's gonna take more than a slice of pizza for me 823 00:36:52,583 --> 00:36:54,282 to forgive them two. 824 00:36:54,284 --> 00:36:54,282 Yeah. 825 00:36:54,284 --> 00:36:55,583 Lets just go out. 826 00:36:55,585 --> 00:36:56,317 Yeah. 827 00:36:56,319 --> 00:36:57,251 [laughter] 828 00:36:57,253 --> 00:36:57,951 To family. 829 00:36:57,953 --> 00:37:05,658 ¶ 830 00:37:05,660 --> 00:37:09,628 [group cheers] 831 00:37:09,630 --> 00:37:10,662 Tonight is another family night. 832 00:37:10,664 --> 00:37:10,662 We're hitting no vacancy. 833 00:37:10,664 --> 00:37:14,966 I just hope it works out well and we actually all get on. 834 00:37:14,968 --> 00:37:22,806 [club music] 835 00:37:22,808 --> 00:37:25,809 Me and Gaz seem to be getting on so much better. 836 00:37:25,811 --> 00:37:28,611 I hope he's finally realized that I'm not a moog, 837 00:37:28,613 --> 00:37:30,579 and he can't just keep going on the way he is. 838 00:37:30,581 --> 00:37:34,282 [club music] 839 00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:34,282 Fuck me, I'm actually having a full on conversation with 840 00:37:34,284 --> 00:37:40,254 Charlotte, with no one but us and it actually feels real. 841 00:37:40,256 --> 00:37:43,023 This is what a family night actually is. 842 00:37:47,028 --> 00:37:49,896 It annoys us how Gary thinks that nothing's changed. 843 00:37:49,898 --> 00:37:52,832 He's not phased by this at all, when really I'm having to work 844 00:37:52,834 --> 00:37:57,436 so hard to not let him fuck up yet another relationship. 845 00:38:06,846 --> 00:38:08,847 Finally, Charlotte and Gary look like they're having quite the 846 00:38:08,849 --> 00:38:11,716 civilized conversation, and I just hope that Charlotte 847 00:38:11,718 --> 00:38:13,851 is getting everything off her chest. 848 00:38:22,426 --> 00:38:24,860 It's weird that she's been so far away and so distant and 849 00:38:24,862 --> 00:38:26,695 all of the sudden she's laughing and carrying on. 850 00:38:26,697 --> 00:38:28,296 She's right next to us again. 851 00:38:28,298 --> 00:38:30,598 This is dangerous territory. 852 00:38:30,600 --> 00:38:33,534 [club music] 853 00:38:33,536 --> 00:38:34,835 We're proving a point here, like we're actually all out 854 00:38:34,837 --> 00:38:37,604 together having a good time. 855 00:38:37,606 --> 00:38:47,513 [club music] 856 00:38:47,515 --> 00:38:53,051 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 857 00:38:53,786 --> 00:38:55,019 Gary are you fully naked? 858 00:38:55,021 --> 00:38:56,754 Come on Gary legs. 859 00:38:56,921 --> 00:38:59,355 Gary's a little, Gary's got a funny. 860 00:38:59,357 --> 00:39:00,723 [laughter] 861 00:39:02,492 --> 00:39:06,661 I know that that's a man-gina and not the real thing. 862 00:39:06,663 --> 00:39:07,762 What the fuck? 863 00:39:07,764 --> 00:39:08,829 This is dedicated to Jay. 864 00:39:08,831 --> 00:39:09,963 Jay look it. 865 00:39:09,965 --> 00:39:13,933 [laughter] 866 00:39:13,935 --> 00:39:15,668 Finally everyone's speaking to each other and everyone's 867 00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:15,668 having a good time. 868 00:39:15,670 --> 00:39:21,573 And this is fab, because Joe's coming in the next few hours. 869 00:39:21,575 --> 00:39:21,573 What do you thinks gonna happen with Charlotte? 870 00:39:21,575 --> 00:39:25,310 Do you think when Joel comes like she gets a bit happy and 871 00:39:25,312 --> 00:39:27,712 that will make her want to leave a little more? 872 00:39:27,714 --> 00:39:30,047 I do think Charlotte will get a little bit jealous when she 873 00:39:30,049 --> 00:39:32,949 sees Sophie and Joel happy together. 874 00:39:32,951 --> 00:39:34,684 But it's only natural. 875 00:39:34,686 --> 00:39:35,718 I will as well. 876 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:35,718 She's so drunk. 877 00:39:35,720 --> 00:39:41,023 I looked at her and I was like, I was like you're drinking wine. 878 00:39:41,025 --> 00:39:43,959 This means one thing, you're gonna get carried to bed. 879 00:39:43,961 --> 00:39:47,429 You're probably gonna piss yourself, and that's it. 880 00:39:47,431 --> 00:39:47,429 Do you know what though? 881 00:39:47,431 --> 00:39:50,665 Like, she said tonight, she went, if I do leave, I just 882 00:39:50,667 --> 00:39:53,134 wanna make the most of what I do now. 883 00:39:53,136 --> 00:39:55,503 I would never want her to leave, but if that makes her happy. 884 00:39:55,505 --> 00:39:59,139 I don't know, I just hope she's okay. 885 00:39:59,740 --> 00:40:02,408 I don't think people understand that I've got to live here 886 00:40:02,410 --> 00:40:05,844 with someone who I used to be with, an ex. 887 00:40:05,846 --> 00:40:08,746 This time around it's totally different. 888 00:40:08,748 --> 00:40:11,648 I really, really, really miss Mitch. 889 00:40:11,650 --> 00:40:15,385 And every day it seems like it's just getting harder and harder. 890 00:40:15,387 --> 00:40:20,056 I don't know how much longer I'm gonna be able to do it. 891 00:40:36,739 --> 00:40:38,139 I feel as though, when Gary first found out that Charlotte 892 00:40:38,141 --> 00:40:40,541 had a boyfriend he was happy. 893 00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:43,477 But then, as time progressed, he realized just how much he missed 894 00:40:43,479 --> 00:40:45,712 the relationship that they had. 895 00:40:45,714 --> 00:40:50,016 And, now he's like floundering and sort of wants it back. 896 00:40:50,018 --> 00:40:59,424 [music and crickets chirping] 897 00:40:59,426 --> 00:40:59,457 ¶