1 00:00:06,638 --> 00:00:09,206 New Castle, done. 2 00:00:09,208 --> 00:00:11,374 Cancun, done. 3 00:00:11,376 --> 00:00:14,110 Australia, guess what, you're getting done. 4 00:00:14,112 --> 00:00:15,811 The Geordie's are going down under. 5 00:00:15,813 --> 00:00:17,145 To Australia. 6 00:00:17,147 --> 00:00:18,246 And deep into the bush. 7 00:00:18,248 --> 00:00:19,080 Look out! 8 00:00:19,082 --> 00:00:20,481 Oh! 9 00:00:20,483 --> 00:00:25,552 Throw another shrimp on the barbie. 10 00:00:25,554 --> 00:00:27,754 This one's gonna be the best one yet. 11 00:00:29,490 --> 00:00:32,124 This is a fucking war. 12 00:00:33,793 --> 00:00:36,227 I've met someone who I really care about. 13 00:00:36,229 --> 00:00:39,830 I'm bangin' a bird in Charlotte's future bed. 14 00:00:40,164 --> 00:00:41,697 Hello! 15 00:00:41,699 --> 00:00:42,831 I'm single. 16 00:00:42,833 --> 00:00:44,833 Back to the old Vicky. 17 00:00:44,835 --> 00:00:48,703 Let's see who can get down on the first. 18 00:00:49,738 --> 00:00:52,606 The next thing I know, I'm getting escorted out. 19 00:00:52,608 --> 00:00:55,075 That means one thing, Holly has lost her place in the house. 20 00:00:55,077 --> 00:00:57,811 The window! 21 00:00:58,279 --> 00:01:00,613 I'm back in the fucking Geordie Shore house, 22 00:01:00,615 --> 00:01:02,648 and I'm fucking mortal. 23 00:01:02,650 --> 00:01:03,615 [screaming] 24 00:01:03,617 --> 00:01:05,450 ¶ 25 00:01:05,452 --> 00:01:07,418 I should have a degree in pulling women. 26 00:01:07,420 --> 00:01:09,653 I am a Geordie Girl, with a V.I.P. edge. 27 00:01:09,655 --> 00:01:11,788 I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 28 00:01:11,790 --> 00:01:14,557 Get in this house so I can tear a piece off. 29 00:01:14,559 --> 00:01:16,258 I can talk the back legs off a donkey. 30 00:01:16,260 --> 00:01:18,693 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 31 00:01:18,695 --> 00:01:21,328 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 32 00:01:21,330 --> 00:01:23,196 Geordie Shore, way ay! 33 00:01:23,198 --> 00:01:31,737 ¶ 34 00:01:32,271 --> 00:01:33,704 Welcome back Jay. 35 00:01:33,706 --> 00:01:34,571 Guess what. 36 00:01:34,573 --> 00:01:35,705 I'm back. 37 00:01:36,306 --> 00:01:37,472 [group cheers] 38 00:01:37,474 --> 00:01:39,307 Jay being here, it just feels right. 39 00:01:39,309 --> 00:01:42,443 It feels like that missing piece of the puzzle. 40 00:01:42,445 --> 00:01:44,445 It feels like we're a family again. 41 00:01:44,447 --> 00:01:47,748 Let your fucking balls out aye, aye, aye, aye, hey! 42 00:01:47,750 --> 00:01:51,885 [group cheers Jay on] 43 00:01:51,887 --> 00:01:51,885 Jay's my best mate. 44 00:01:51,887 --> 00:01:56,122 I can tell when that kid is absolutely smashed. 45 00:01:56,124 --> 00:01:57,656 [laughter] 46 00:01:57,658 --> 00:01:59,257 He will not remember this conversation at all 47 00:01:59,259 --> 00:02:00,358 in the mornin'. 48 00:02:00,360 --> 00:02:05,696 [laughter] 49 00:02:05,698 --> 00:02:07,230 I'm hoping to save Holly. 50 00:02:07,232 --> 00:02:09,232 All I know is that she's being kicked out. 51 00:02:09,234 --> 00:02:12,368 Something to do with James, God knows, same old same old 52 00:02:12,370 --> 00:02:13,902 in this fucking house. 53 00:02:13,904 --> 00:02:15,570 It's like a dream come true. 54 00:02:15,572 --> 00:02:18,406 The psycho is gone and one of the lads is back. 55 00:02:18,408 --> 00:02:22,810 Absolutely buzzin'. 56 00:02:22,812 --> 00:02:26,580 Get your fuckin' balls out. Get your fuckin' balls out. 57 00:02:26,582 --> 00:02:40,259 ¶ 58 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:42,728 I wake up this mornin' with a renewed sense of vigor. 59 00:02:42,730 --> 00:02:45,197 I went through such a huge break up. 60 00:02:45,199 --> 00:02:48,567 I'm just gonna relax, have fun, and if tashing happens, 61 00:02:48,569 --> 00:02:50,201 tashing happens. 62 00:02:50,203 --> 00:02:53,771 ¶ 63 00:02:53,773 --> 00:02:57,407 I woke up this mornin' and I didn't have a fucking clue 64 00:02:57,409 --> 00:02:58,674 where I was at. 65 00:02:58,676 --> 00:03:00,275 Happy birthday! 66 00:03:00,277 --> 00:03:03,411 Today is Jay's birthday and it's his third birthday that he's 67 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:05,679 going to spend in the Geordie Shore house. 68 00:03:05,681 --> 00:03:07,881 He came in on his birthday so now we already got plans for 69 00:03:07,883 --> 00:03:10,717 the day and definitely for tonight. 70 00:03:10,719 --> 00:03:13,786 I am literally here for three days, and all I'm here 71 00:03:13,788 --> 00:03:15,888 for is to party. 72 00:03:15,890 --> 00:03:18,390 What are yous doin'? 73 00:03:18,392 --> 00:03:19,324 Are you going in Jay? 74 00:03:19,326 --> 00:03:20,825 Aye, come with. 75 00:03:22,794 --> 00:03:24,494 It's fucking pissing down. 76 00:03:24,496 --> 00:03:29,332 There's probably better weather back in fucking New Castle. 77 00:03:30,434 --> 00:03:32,868 Me and Gary are laughing and having a carry on but I just 78 00:03:32,870 --> 00:03:35,337 want to get on with him so there's no atmosphere. 79 00:03:35,339 --> 00:03:37,472 Really I'm just dead inside. 80 00:03:38,207 --> 00:03:40,608 It was so weird Jay coming back and seeing what's going on with 81 00:03:40,610 --> 00:03:43,277 me and Charlotte, cause we're not flirting anymore. 82 00:03:43,279 --> 00:03:44,678 I'm not getting with her anymore, and all he's 83 00:03:44,680 --> 00:03:47,380 ever known is that. 84 00:03:47,382 --> 00:03:49,415 [splashing and laughter] 85 00:03:49,417 --> 00:03:51,483 Everyone's so happy and I'm absolutely buzzin' 86 00:03:51,485 --> 00:03:52,684 that Jay's here. 87 00:03:52,686 --> 00:03:55,553 I just hope it lasts. 88 00:03:55,555 --> 00:03:57,321 [splashing] 89 00:03:58,256 --> 00:04:08,365 ¶ 90 00:04:08,367 --> 00:04:14,570 ¶ 91 00:04:14,572 --> 00:04:17,773 It's Jay's birthday, what better way to spend your birthday 92 00:04:17,775 --> 00:04:19,374 than chillin' on Mundie Beach, a little bit of surfin', 93 00:04:19,376 --> 00:04:20,475 a few drinks. 94 00:04:20,477 --> 00:04:21,809 It doesn't get any better than that. 95 00:04:21,811 --> 00:04:32,318 ¶ 96 00:04:32,320 --> 00:04:34,219 Can you not just stay a little bit longer? 97 00:04:34,221 --> 00:04:35,887 Come on, just stay for another three weeks. 98 00:04:35,889 --> 00:04:37,555 I can't. 99 00:04:37,557 --> 00:04:39,023 He's in the same position as me. 100 00:04:39,025 --> 00:04:42,693 He's got a bird but he wants to go out and have a good time. 101 00:04:46,431 --> 00:04:47,731 You cheeky bastard. 102 00:04:47,733 --> 00:04:47,731 Do you know what I mean? 103 00:04:47,733 --> 00:04:53,636 It's hard for him to gel with Gary and Scott, when all 104 00:04:53,638 --> 00:04:56,605 they're doin is talkin' about bangin birds. 105 00:04:56,607 --> 00:04:59,307 I'll bet it's a fucking nightmare for you sometimes. 106 00:04:59,309 --> 00:05:02,610 Sometimes it is, like, you just get left. 107 00:05:02,612 --> 00:05:04,044 Would you like a Corona, boys? 108 00:05:04,046 --> 00:05:05,478 Yes. 109 00:05:05,480 --> 00:05:07,046 Right up my street. 110 00:05:07,048 --> 00:05:09,348 Wanna pull again tonight, son? 111 00:05:09,350 --> 00:05:10,549 Right fuckin' right. 112 00:05:10,551 --> 00:05:12,050 Me and you are fucking cleaning up. 113 00:05:12,052 --> 00:05:19,991 ¶ 114 00:05:19,993 --> 00:05:24,661 We're goin to reptile park because I wanna see some locals, 115 00:05:24,663 --> 00:05:26,663 local animals that is. 116 00:05:26,665 --> 00:05:30,433 ¶ 117 00:05:30,435 --> 00:05:32,568 What the fuck is that? 118 00:05:32,570 --> 00:05:33,569 These are Emus, guys. 119 00:05:33,571 --> 00:05:35,804 There's these Emus. 120 00:05:35,806 --> 00:05:38,439 They look like old ladies. 121 00:05:38,441 --> 00:05:40,541 Their faces are so angry. 122 00:05:40,543 --> 00:05:42,075 [Charlotte screams] 123 00:05:42,077 --> 00:05:43,342 Charlotte shush. 124 00:05:43,344 --> 00:05:45,444 I fuckin' hate Emus. 125 00:05:45,446 --> 00:05:46,611 [Charlotte screams] 126 00:05:46,613 --> 00:05:48,012 There's a notable absence. 127 00:05:48,014 --> 00:05:49,546 Holly's still not back. 128 00:05:49,548 --> 00:05:52,415 Why is it always rainin' in Australia by the way? 129 00:05:52,417 --> 00:05:53,482 I don't know. 130 00:05:53,484 --> 00:05:56,017 ¶ 131 00:05:56,019 --> 00:05:56,017 Gary and Scott weren't even that bothered. 132 00:05:56,019 --> 00:06:00,554 They just went upstairs, shagged the girls, the girls came down 133 00:06:00,556 --> 00:06:02,289 while Gary laid in bed. 134 00:06:02,291 --> 00:06:04,457 I don't know what's happened to Scott this time, but he's got 135 00:06:04,459 --> 00:06:08,661 more and more obsessive with pullin' and even more obsessive 136 00:06:08,663 --> 00:06:11,030 with beatin' Gary at pullin'. 137 00:06:11,032 --> 00:06:14,366 It never ceases to amaze me just how far they'll go for 138 00:06:14,368 --> 00:06:16,568 a nameless, faceless, bang. 139 00:06:16,570 --> 00:06:20,505 There is deep seeded competition going on between those two lads. 140 00:06:20,507 --> 00:06:21,939 And what they've got going on isn't a friendship, 141 00:06:21,941 --> 00:06:23,340 it's a competition. 142 00:06:23,342 --> 00:06:25,975 It's sad, it's just nothing new now. 143 00:06:25,977 --> 00:06:25,975 I'm just bored with it. 144 00:06:25,977 --> 00:06:29,878 Gary wants to be the only lad in the house. 145 00:06:29,880 --> 00:06:32,947 And because Scott's came in, threatened his lad title, 146 00:06:32,949 --> 00:06:34,381 he hates it. 147 00:06:34,383 --> 00:06:36,783 How different can sex be? 148 00:06:36,785 --> 00:06:38,751 How different can a vagina be? 149 00:06:38,753 --> 00:06:39,618 Very. 150 00:06:39,620 --> 00:06:40,118 Really? 151 00:06:40,120 --> 00:06:40,785 Mmm hmm. 152 00:06:40,787 --> 00:06:41,786 Whoa. 153 00:06:41,788 --> 00:06:48,759 ¶ 154 00:06:48,761 --> 00:06:50,026 [group cheers] 155 00:06:50,028 --> 00:06:52,728 It's me third birthday in the Geordie Shore house. 156 00:06:52,730 --> 00:06:54,930 [group cheers] 157 00:06:54,932 --> 00:06:57,699 Oh my God, your hair looks so good. 158 00:06:57,701 --> 00:07:00,134 I'm thinking I'm gonna have a mint night for Jay's birthday, 159 00:07:00,136 --> 00:07:01,335 but no. 160 00:07:01,337 --> 00:07:03,637 In walks Barney the dinosaur. 161 00:07:03,639 --> 00:07:05,639 I've got this new hair, new attitude, and I just can't 162 00:07:05,641 --> 00:07:07,107 wait to see everyone. 163 00:07:07,109 --> 00:07:08,942 [girls screaming] 164 00:07:08,944 --> 00:07:12,111 She's rocked up in purple fucking hair, man. 165 00:07:12,113 --> 00:07:12,911 She's mad. 166 00:07:12,913 --> 00:07:14,345 What? 167 00:07:14,347 --> 00:07:16,013 [screaming] 168 00:07:16,015 --> 00:07:16,013 Is this a mirage? 169 00:07:16,015 --> 00:07:18,949 Have I just been away for too long, have I not eaten enough. 170 00:07:18,951 --> 00:07:21,685 Like am I actually seeing Jay? 171 00:07:21,687 --> 00:07:22,652 Oh my God. 172 00:07:22,654 --> 00:07:25,921 [laughter] 173 00:07:25,923 --> 00:07:27,088 Oh my God, I'm shakin'. 174 00:07:27,090 --> 00:07:27,721 Do you believe it? 175 00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:27,721 No. 176 00:07:27,723 --> 00:07:30,824 So straight away, I just wanna speak to James, get everything 177 00:07:30,826 --> 00:07:33,960 cleared and just hopefully make everything okay. 178 00:07:33,962 --> 00:07:36,162 James can I talk to you please? 179 00:07:36,164 --> 00:07:38,931 I don't know how this is gonna go. 180 00:07:38,933 --> 00:07:43,035 All I know is I can't be asked with anymore arguments. 181 00:07:43,037 --> 00:07:45,437 Um, I'm sorry. 182 00:07:45,439 --> 00:07:46,971 All right. 183 00:07:46,973 --> 00:07:50,708 Um, and yeah. 184 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:50,708 That's about it really. 185 00:07:50,710 --> 00:07:54,845 Holly's attempt at an apology is fucking pathetic. 186 00:07:54,847 --> 00:07:56,613 Don't make me feel any worse than I already do. 187 00:07:56,615 --> 00:07:56,613 Like everything... 188 00:07:56,615 --> 00:07:59,649 A sympathy vote again, it's all the same. 189 00:07:59,651 --> 00:08:00,683 It's not a sympathy vote. 190 00:08:00,685 --> 00:08:02,117 You're a stupid little prick. 191 00:08:02,119 --> 00:08:05,487 I'm watching James and Holly argue, and I can't help but 192 00:08:05,489 --> 00:08:08,523 think, thank fuck this isn't me and Gary anymore. 193 00:08:08,525 --> 00:08:09,123 You know what this is? 194 00:08:09,125 --> 00:08:10,057 It's fucking karma. 195 00:08:10,059 --> 00:08:11,425 Karma? 196 00:08:11,427 --> 00:08:11,425 What have I fucking done like? 197 00:08:11,427 --> 00:08:15,996 Fuck it now, Jay is back, I'm ignoring James, it's the best 198 00:08:15,998 --> 00:08:17,197 thing for us at the minute. 199 00:08:17,199 --> 00:08:19,832 We can't really be around each other. 200 00:08:19,834 --> 00:08:22,734 I'm sick of these arguments like, Holly suck me cock, James 201 00:08:22,736 --> 00:08:24,702 sort your fucking hair out, let's go out and 202 00:08:24,704 --> 00:08:26,070 get fucking pissed. 203 00:08:26,072 --> 00:08:36,646 [club music] 204 00:08:36,648 --> 00:08:41,817 Who the fuck in their right mind names a club Scary Canary? 205 00:08:41,819 --> 00:08:46,022 [club music] 206 00:08:46,024 --> 00:08:47,056 Charlotte is different this time. 207 00:08:47,058 --> 00:08:48,590 She's more reserved. 208 00:08:48,592 --> 00:08:50,258 It all has to do with having someone at home and not 209 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:53,661 wanting to fuck things up by getting with me. 210 00:08:55,096 --> 00:08:56,996 Charlotte doesn't wanna be friends, she doesn't even want 211 00:08:56,998 --> 00:08:58,964 to speak to him, she doesn't even wanna look at him. 212 00:08:58,966 --> 00:09:00,699 Which I can totally understand. 213 00:09:00,701 --> 00:09:02,701 ¶ 214 00:09:02,703 --> 00:09:05,603 I'm not gonna let things get awkward between me and Holly. 215 00:09:05,605 --> 00:09:08,772 I'm here to have a good night with Jay and that's it. 216 00:09:08,774 --> 00:09:10,974 [club music] 217 00:09:10,976 --> 00:09:13,242 We're getting awful, it's me birthday. 218 00:09:13,244 --> 00:09:16,745 ¶ 219 00:09:16,747 --> 00:09:18,313 As soon as she dropped them shots off, I'm like yeah, 220 00:09:18,315 --> 00:09:21,149 we need another 14 shots, man. 221 00:09:21,151 --> 00:09:27,555 [club music] 222 00:09:30,659 --> 00:09:32,092 Gary wants to chat. 223 00:09:32,094 --> 00:09:34,994 But to be honest I don't know what's left to talk about. 224 00:09:34,996 --> 00:09:38,697 It is weird not getting Char's attention 24/7, but it got to 225 00:09:38,699 --> 00:09:41,066 the point where the drama and the arguing was taking over the 226 00:09:41,068 --> 00:09:44,736 fun side and the flirty side. 227 00:09:49,007 --> 00:09:50,807 I'm kind of taking baby steps. 228 00:09:50,809 --> 00:09:52,909 I don't wanna go and dive in there and try and be fuzzin' 229 00:09:52,911 --> 00:09:56,612 buddies with her and get a slap in the face. 230 00:10:00,917 --> 00:10:03,218 When I look at Gary now I feel empty. 231 00:10:03,220 --> 00:10:04,953 I've got nothing. 232 00:10:04,955 --> 00:10:06,888 I'm like a starfish. 233 00:10:06,890 --> 00:10:09,590 I'm just a shape. 234 00:10:20,067 --> 00:10:22,068 At the end of the day, Charlotte's got a new fella. 235 00:10:22,070 --> 00:10:23,769 I'm gonna take a step back, be civil and 236 00:10:23,771 --> 00:10:25,871 let her get on with it. 237 00:10:35,681 --> 00:10:35,680 It is weird. 238 00:10:35,682 --> 00:10:38,983 It is awkward but at least we're still speaking. 239 00:10:38,985 --> 00:10:40,250 That's the main thing. 240 00:10:40,252 --> 00:10:43,753 ¶ 241 00:10:43,755 --> 00:10:46,055 Being in a relationship can sometimes be amazing, but it's 242 00:10:46,057 --> 00:10:49,758 nothing like the feeling you get when you're entirely single. 243 00:10:49,760 --> 00:10:51,726 Tonight that just hits us like a ton of bricks. 244 00:10:51,728 --> 00:10:53,661 I'm having fun. 245 00:10:53,663 --> 00:10:56,163 ¶ 246 00:10:56,165 --> 00:10:58,064 I spot the lad who I tashed on with the other night, and 247 00:10:58,066 --> 00:11:00,332 there's a bonus, he's got a mate for fucking Holly. 248 00:11:02,134 --> 00:11:04,368 I don't massively fancy the lad that Vicky's picked out for me, 249 00:11:04,370 --> 00:11:08,638 but I'm shit up Holly and I've been offered him on a plate. 250 00:11:09,172 --> 00:11:13,241 I steel me self, I scoop up me lady balls. 251 00:11:14,409 --> 00:11:18,645 There are plenty tashing. 252 00:11:18,647 --> 00:11:21,247 So Vicky and Holly have got lads while me and Gaz 253 00:11:21,249 --> 00:11:23,449 haven't pulled at all. 254 00:11:23,451 --> 00:11:25,017 There's me girls. 255 00:11:25,019 --> 00:11:26,718 ¶ 256 00:11:26,720 --> 00:11:29,454 He has one major character flaw, the worst pudder I've ever heard 257 00:11:29,456 --> 00:11:32,123 in me entire fucking life. 258 00:11:33,959 --> 00:11:37,661 So I just keep tashing on with him to shut him the fuck up. 259 00:11:41,899 --> 00:11:44,166 Shit, I think mine smells a bit like dank. 260 00:11:44,168 --> 00:11:48,170 ¶ 261 00:11:48,172 --> 00:11:50,071 It's good having Jay here because Jay's got a bird, James 262 00:11:50,073 --> 00:11:53,107 got a bird, they can talk about relationship kind of things. 263 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:55,442 That leaves me and Scott to go up and pull and there's not that 264 00:11:55,444 --> 00:11:58,178 much pressure on us to include James. 265 00:11:59,380 --> 00:12:01,414 Me and Scott are so competitive, we love girls that much, 266 00:12:01,416 --> 00:12:03,449 we love going out. 267 00:12:03,451 --> 00:12:04,883 It just feels, if your mate pulls and you don't it's 268 00:12:04,885 --> 00:12:06,985 just degrading. 269 00:12:06,987 --> 00:12:08,686 You're just like, fuck. 270 00:12:08,688 --> 00:12:11,422 ¶ 271 00:12:11,424 --> 00:12:14,792 It is funny watching Gary and Scott going out pullin' birds. 272 00:12:14,794 --> 00:12:17,928 If Gary had a bird, Scott's like, shit I need a bird! 273 00:12:17,930 --> 00:12:20,363 And it's just competition, competition, competition. 274 00:12:20,365 --> 00:12:22,932 ¶ 275 00:12:22,934 --> 00:12:26,201 This is my cue to get me self a bird. 276 00:12:26,203 --> 00:12:28,736 I pulled and I'm sitting back like a smug little bastard 277 00:12:28,738 --> 00:12:30,237 'cause I'm watching Scott, cause he will not 278 00:12:30,239 --> 00:12:33,840 leave this club without a girl if I pulled. 279 00:12:33,842 --> 00:12:43,950 ¶ 280 00:12:43,952 --> 00:13:02,735 ¶ 281 00:13:02,737 --> 00:13:04,970 Charlotte's first night out with everyone and she's already 282 00:13:04,972 --> 00:13:11,909 been sick on tables, rolling around all over the floor. 283 00:13:11,911 --> 00:13:17,847 I can't see, I can't hear, I can't speak. 284 00:13:17,849 --> 00:13:22,484 Shots of tequilla, vodka, scary canary drinks and all that. 285 00:13:22,486 --> 00:13:24,319 I'll wash me face me self, man. 286 00:13:24,321 --> 00:13:28,522 She got to fucking midnight, she couldn't even fucking walk. 287 00:13:31,859 --> 00:13:34,360 Aye, aye! 288 00:13:34,362 --> 00:13:36,228 There he is, back with a b. 289 00:13:36,230 --> 00:13:37,762 So the whole family's back together now, which means 290 00:13:37,764 --> 00:13:40,064 that there isn't enough beds for everyone. 291 00:13:40,066 --> 00:13:42,833 So I go up to the shag pad to go to sleep because Scott and Gaz 292 00:13:42,835 --> 00:13:44,901 have pulled, they can bang in the same room. 293 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:44,901 Simple. 294 00:13:44,903 --> 00:13:47,970 So we get back to the house, it's standard procedure, 295 00:13:47,972 --> 00:13:50,572 straight up to the shag pad, Dustin Hoffman. 296 00:13:50,574 --> 00:13:51,940 Lions. 297 00:13:51,942 --> 00:13:52,440 Lions. 298 00:13:52,442 --> 00:13:53,974 Lions. 299 00:13:53,976 --> 00:13:55,442 I feel like I'm stuck in groundhog day. 300 00:13:55,444 --> 00:13:58,144 Every single night it's just exactly the same. 301 00:13:58,146 --> 00:14:00,579 Dirty bastards. 302 00:14:07,819 --> 00:14:09,319 Holly's fucking lying in the bed. 303 00:14:09,321 --> 00:14:11,788 It's not you suck my cock night, it's this bird. 304 00:14:11,790 --> 00:14:13,322 Holly, man, get out. 305 00:14:13,890 --> 00:14:15,323 I've got no fucking bed, Scott. 306 00:14:15,325 --> 00:14:16,957 Just go in the bed near Gary. 307 00:14:16,959 --> 00:14:18,391 All the other beds are taken. 308 00:14:18,393 --> 00:14:20,226 Go and bang her next to Gary, 'cause yous normally 309 00:14:20,228 --> 00:14:21,393 do that anyway. 310 00:14:21,395 --> 00:14:25,363 Scott thought, yes I got the shag pad, I'm up there. 311 00:14:25,365 --> 00:14:28,232 I was like, man look, you can have it, I'm going to bed. 312 00:14:29,334 --> 00:14:31,501 He got all the drama trying to get Holly out of the shag pad, 313 00:14:31,503 --> 00:14:35,004 while I'm downstairs fucking. 314 00:14:35,006 --> 00:14:36,805 Where am I suppose to go? 315 00:14:36,807 --> 00:14:37,939 In bed with Sophie. 316 00:14:37,941 --> 00:14:39,373 Vicky's in there. 317 00:14:39,375 --> 00:14:41,441 Holly is refusing to get out of the shag pad. 318 00:14:41,443 --> 00:14:43,509 She's fucking winding us up. 319 00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:48,046 I can't fucking go in any other fucking bed. 320 00:14:48,048 --> 00:14:49,414 The boys in this house seem to think that they can 321 00:14:49,416 --> 00:14:52,483 just monopolize two bedrooms when there's only four. 322 00:14:52,485 --> 00:14:55,586 Idiot. 323 00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:55,586 Holly, I've slept in that bed every night. 324 00:14:55,588 --> 00:14:58,922 Yeah, and I haven't got a fucking bed. 325 00:14:58,924 --> 00:15:00,189 I haven't got a bed? 326 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:01,290 Oh fuck off. 327 00:15:01,292 --> 00:15:02,190 Where do you want me to go? 328 00:15:02,192 --> 00:15:03,224 Where do you want me to go? 329 00:15:03,226 --> 00:15:04,892 Fuck off. 330 00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:04,892 [door slams] 331 00:15:04,894 --> 00:15:07,494 Holly took it too far, so I take it out on everything 332 00:15:07,496 --> 00:15:08,928 in me fucking path. 333 00:15:12,065 --> 00:15:12,064 Whoa! 334 00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:14,199 Scott's fuckin' flipped. 335 00:15:14,201 --> 00:15:16,834 He's smashing the whole fucking house up. 336 00:15:16,836 --> 00:15:21,138 [smashing everything] 337 00:15:21,140 --> 00:15:24,141 She must be thinking what an absolute tit. 338 00:15:25,042 --> 00:15:27,877 [smashing sounds] 339 00:15:28,979 --> 00:15:31,981 ¶ 340 00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:34,850 Hi. 341 00:15:34,852 --> 00:15:35,984 I'm back in business. 342 00:15:35,986 --> 00:15:37,585 She can nest on the sofa. 343 00:15:37,587 --> 00:15:38,986 Aye aye. 344 00:15:38,988 --> 00:15:49,096 ¶ 345 00:15:49,098 --> 00:16:08,648 ¶ 346 00:16:08,650 --> 00:16:09,949 I can't believe it. 347 00:16:09,951 --> 00:16:12,351 I pissed me self again last night. 348 00:16:12,353 --> 00:16:14,586 Oh my God. 349 00:16:14,588 --> 00:16:16,621 I wake up in the mornin', and the best news you can ever find 350 00:16:16,623 --> 00:16:20,257 out is Scott got demoted from the shag pad to the sofa and to 351 00:16:20,259 --> 00:16:23,026 make things worse, he banged his bird on the sofa 352 00:16:23,028 --> 00:16:24,460 in Charlotte's piss. 353 00:16:32,168 --> 00:16:33,568 I christened the house. 354 00:16:33,570 --> 00:16:35,436 No one else was gonna do it. 355 00:16:35,438 --> 00:16:38,105 It's nothing I'm proud of but it's becoming a problem. 356 00:16:38,107 --> 00:16:43,275 ¶ 357 00:16:43,277 --> 00:16:45,310 So last night was fucking crazy. 358 00:16:45,312 --> 00:16:47,478 It all kicked off between me and Scott because he expected me 359 00:16:47,480 --> 00:16:49,546 to move out of the shag pad for him. 360 00:17:01,057 --> 00:17:13,934 ¶ 361 00:17:13,936 --> 00:17:16,303 I decided to take the rest of the house on one of 362 00:17:16,305 --> 00:17:17,937 my little day trips. 363 00:17:17,939 --> 00:17:20,172 Are there sharks in the water? 364 00:17:24,644 --> 00:17:27,946 It's amazin' having me best mate back in the Geordie Shore house. 365 00:17:27,948 --> 00:17:30,948 I just really wish he didn't have to go. 366 00:17:33,184 --> 00:17:36,085 Jay's excursions are notoriously wank. 367 00:17:36,953 --> 00:17:38,654 [screaming] 368 00:17:38,656 --> 00:17:40,789 Kay-fucking-crapping. 369 00:17:40,791 --> 00:17:42,390 It's a load of shit. 370 00:17:42,392 --> 00:17:44,425 It's just a fancy word for a canoe. 371 00:17:44,427 --> 00:17:46,226 Whoa, whoa! 372 00:17:48,128 --> 00:17:50,062 Me and James are sharing a Kay-ak and it's a perfect 373 00:17:50,064 --> 00:17:51,596 opportunity for me and him to catch up. 374 00:17:52,230 --> 00:17:52,229 I'm having all sorts of hangover. 375 00:17:52,231 --> 00:17:54,731 Normally I'm fine but I think we probably took 376 00:17:54,733 --> 00:17:56,132 it to Jay measures. 377 00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:56,132 I know it flipped me. 378 00:17:56,134 --> 00:17:59,802 The minute that Jay comes back we're all fucking ruined. 379 00:18:01,704 --> 00:18:02,603 Why? 380 00:18:02,605 --> 00:18:03,537 When Holly came back. 381 00:18:03,539 --> 00:18:03,537 'Cause of Holly coming back. 382 00:18:03,539 --> 00:18:07,107 And I've tried to make an effort with Holly and it just gets 383 00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:07,107 hurled back in me face. 384 00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:10,743 I know it's stupid, but time's the best healer and I think 385 00:18:10,745 --> 00:18:13,078 she just needs a little bit longer than you. 386 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,846 I'm genuinely concerned about how James is gonna 387 00:18:14,848 --> 00:18:17,248 cope once Jay goes. 388 00:18:17,250 --> 00:18:19,416 He's got this like new lease on life now that Jay's here. 389 00:18:19,418 --> 00:18:20,884 Like what's gonna happen when he goes, babe? 390 00:18:20,886 --> 00:18:23,086 Like how are things with Gary gonna go? 391 00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:23,086 Do you know what? 392 00:18:23,088 --> 00:18:25,855 Like during the day and that, everything's all right. 393 00:18:25,857 --> 00:18:30,259 It's just at night, they wanna go and fucking pull 24/7. 394 00:18:30,261 --> 00:18:32,728 When Jay leaves is gonna go straight back to him being 395 00:18:32,730 --> 00:18:35,430 segregated and secluded just because he's got a girlfriend 396 00:18:35,432 --> 00:18:38,466 and doesn't necessarily get on with Gaz and Scott. 397 00:18:43,605 --> 00:18:46,573 Me and James are sittin' having this deep conversation and 398 00:18:46,575 --> 00:18:48,508 Charlotte and Sophie are fucking in the 399 00:18:48,510 --> 00:18:53,512 background being general cocks. 400 00:18:53,514 --> 00:18:54,312 Whoo! 401 00:18:54,314 --> 00:18:54,712 Wankers! 402 00:18:57,716 --> 00:19:07,825 ¶ 403 00:19:07,827 --> 00:19:14,498 ¶ 404 00:19:14,500 --> 00:19:15,899 The second night out and we walk up to this place 405 00:19:15,901 --> 00:19:18,134 called Golden Sheep. 406 00:19:18,136 --> 00:19:29,945 [club music] 407 00:19:29,947 --> 00:19:32,380 I am missing Mitch a lot. 408 00:19:32,382 --> 00:19:37,684 I'm full of missin' someone, and lonely. 409 00:19:37,686 --> 00:19:39,385 I know that she's just happy with this new boy, but at 410 00:19:39,387 --> 00:19:42,154 the same time she's just lost part of her. 411 00:19:42,156 --> 00:19:46,424 She's lost that wild, funny side who has loads of banter. 412 00:19:46,426 --> 00:19:49,693 For two years I've been going out, getting mortal, 413 00:19:49,695 --> 00:19:52,262 shaggin boys, crying over boys. 414 00:19:52,264 --> 00:19:54,530 Just because I'm in a different place now, don't think 415 00:19:54,532 --> 00:19:56,365 any differently of us. 416 00:19:56,367 --> 00:20:04,506 ¶ 417 00:20:07,476 --> 00:20:10,411 James is positively glowin' in his company and it's so nice to 418 00:20:10,413 --> 00:20:13,247 see, cause he hasn't had a lot of to be happy about this week. 419 00:20:13,249 --> 00:20:23,557 [club music] 420 00:20:23,559 --> 00:20:26,960 Gary is a naturally very overtly sexual person. 421 00:20:34,501 --> 00:20:38,470 Charlotte's not here to give us volley, this is fucking perfect. 422 00:20:44,977 --> 00:20:46,911 Me and Gaz are in competition for pullin'. 423 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:49,980 We're just single lads who are out enjoying ourselves. 424 00:20:54,852 --> 00:20:58,454 Fuck me, I've been pullin some pure naughty birds in Sydney. 425 00:21:17,740 --> 00:21:19,474 It's a competition. 426 00:21:19,476 --> 00:21:20,274 But no no. 427 00:21:26,013 --> 00:21:28,581 It's been so good havin' another lad in the house with some 428 00:21:28,583 --> 00:21:31,684 banter who's not just all about pullin' birds. 429 00:21:31,686 --> 00:21:33,485 It's competition. 430 00:21:34,386 --> 00:21:35,953 They're just like, one of em's doin' it, the other one has to. 431 00:21:35,955 --> 00:21:38,255 I know exactly how James is feeling cause I was in his 432 00:21:38,257 --> 00:21:43,292 position this time last year and I just hope James stays 433 00:21:43,294 --> 00:21:45,494 in Oz till the end. 434 00:21:45,496 --> 00:21:48,296 They're not so much quality, they're more quantity. 435 00:21:48,298 --> 00:21:49,330 Yeah. 436 00:21:49,332 --> 00:21:56,336 ¶ 437 00:21:56,338 --> 00:21:58,037 Vicky I'm strugglin', I don't know what these worm 438 00:21:58,039 --> 00:21:59,738 like things are. 439 00:21:59,740 --> 00:22:05,343 [laughter] 440 00:22:05,345 --> 00:22:07,044 Scott and Gary come in and rush their lasses straight upstairs 441 00:22:07,046 --> 00:22:09,980 without a second glance at any of us. 442 00:22:13,684 --> 00:22:14,583 Well that was rude. 443 00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:14,583 I don't give a fuck. 444 00:22:14,585 --> 00:22:18,086 Every single night, we'll go out, if one of them pulls, 445 00:22:18,088 --> 00:22:20,955 the other one ultimately has to. 446 00:22:20,957 --> 00:22:23,357 It's not a case of "oh not tonight", they have to. 447 00:22:23,359 --> 00:22:31,598 ¶ 448 00:22:31,600 --> 00:22:34,067 Scott has taken our room, 'cause tonight is my turn 449 00:22:34,069 --> 00:22:36,369 in the shag pad. 450 00:22:36,371 --> 00:22:42,908 ¶ 451 00:22:42,910 --> 00:22:45,443 I can tell that there's no way her nickers are 452 00:22:45,445 --> 00:22:47,011 comin' off tonight. 453 00:22:53,951 --> 00:23:05,828 ¶ 454 00:23:05,830 --> 00:23:07,062 Last night was mint. 455 00:23:07,064 --> 00:23:09,964 Everyone was having the time of their life. 456 00:23:13,101 --> 00:23:15,702 Last night getting motal and do you know what? 457 00:23:15,704 --> 00:23:18,004 It's been mint. 458 00:23:19,373 --> 00:23:22,575 I'm absolutely good, 'cause I think the kid really is a good 459 00:23:22,577 --> 00:23:24,610 addition to the house. 460 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:27,412 I'm gonna do the beach, get a little hair cut, get back, get 461 00:23:27,414 --> 00:23:30,648 out again, and keep this fuckin' hoodlum wrapped up. 462 00:23:30,650 --> 00:23:32,349 [laughter] 463 00:23:32,351 --> 00:23:40,990 ¶ 464 00:23:40,992 --> 00:23:42,992 Hey guys. 465 00:23:42,994 --> 00:23:45,894 In walks Crocodile Dundee again. 466 00:23:45,896 --> 00:23:47,462 What a fuckin' pig stye. 467 00:23:47,464 --> 00:23:49,363 What the fucks all this shit? 468 00:23:50,665 --> 00:23:52,666 I know exactly what he's came for. 469 00:23:52,668 --> 00:23:54,567 Scott's little punchin' tantrum. 470 00:23:54,569 --> 00:23:56,835 Who's done the damage to the fuckin' walls up here? 471 00:23:56,837 --> 00:23:58,703 Scott punchin' the walls and thinking he's gonna get away 472 00:23:58,705 --> 00:24:00,738 with it, is Scott being stupid. 473 00:24:00,740 --> 00:24:03,073 Steve's here, he's gonna get punished. 474 00:24:03,075 --> 00:24:05,675 Who the fuck's knocked the wall around down there? 475 00:24:07,944 --> 00:24:09,811 Any other damage to this fuckin' place? 476 00:24:09,813 --> 00:24:11,379 Just the walls and then... 477 00:24:11,381 --> 00:24:12,413 Just the walls. 478 00:24:12,415 --> 00:24:12,413 Is there more walls? 479 00:24:12,415 --> 00:24:15,516 So Steve's givin his role for smashing up the house and 480 00:24:15,518 --> 00:24:17,818 I just gotta take him seriously like he looks and sounds 481 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:19,686 like a fuckin' red man. 482 00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:21,621 You're gonna be hangin' back because of this shit here. 483 00:24:21,623 --> 00:24:22,855 All these holes in the fuckin' wall. 484 00:24:22,857 --> 00:24:24,823 Fuckin' gonna clean this fuckin' house up. 485 00:24:24,825 --> 00:24:24,823 I could give you a better punishment mate, we could send 486 00:24:24,825 --> 00:24:27,926 you down to the park down there and you could pick up dog shit 487 00:24:27,928 --> 00:24:29,861 with your fuckin' mouth and put it in a plastic bag. 488 00:24:29,863 --> 00:24:31,696 I don't give a fuck. 489 00:24:31,698 --> 00:24:33,698 So me punishment is clean the house. 490 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:37,001 Wicked, 'cause I've never fuckin' done that before. 491 00:24:39,004 --> 00:24:42,606 Let's go find these girls. 492 00:24:42,608 --> 00:24:44,708 Me, Sophie, and Holly are hidin' from Steve. 493 00:24:44,710 --> 00:24:45,675 Girls where are you? 494 00:24:45,677 --> 00:24:47,476 Fuckin' out? 495 00:24:47,478 --> 00:24:51,713 How do you get this fuckin' thing open. 496 00:24:51,715 --> 00:24:53,614 That's the steam room. 497 00:24:53,616 --> 00:24:56,783 Who the fuck has broken the fuckin' lamp shade? 498 00:24:57,518 --> 00:25:01,487 Awe yea, what the fuck is yous doin' hidin down there? 499 00:25:01,489 --> 00:25:03,188 Don't touch that Steve, there's wee on there. 500 00:25:03,190 --> 00:25:03,988 What? 501 00:25:03,990 --> 00:25:03,988 Awkward. 502 00:25:03,990 --> 00:25:08,425 Steve picking up the sofa that's drenched in my piss. 503 00:25:08,726 --> 00:25:09,992 That was wet too. 504 00:25:09,994 --> 00:25:11,526 [laughter] 505 00:25:11,528 --> 00:25:13,694 I hope it doesn't drip on your head, Steve. 506 00:25:13,696 --> 00:25:19,732 [screaming] 507 00:25:19,734 --> 00:25:22,768 It certainly turned into girls gone wild. 508 00:25:22,770 --> 00:25:23,869 Fuckin' hell. 509 00:25:23,871 --> 00:25:25,670 Yous can clean up your house. 510 00:25:25,672 --> 00:25:30,608 Get your asses upstairs, Jesus fuckin', slow down. 511 00:25:30,610 --> 00:25:31,742 I'm going, I'm gone. 512 00:25:31,744 --> 00:25:33,009 I want this house cleaned up. 513 00:25:33,011 --> 00:25:33,976 I mean it. 514 00:25:33,978 --> 00:25:38,512 [screaming] 515 00:25:41,816 --> 00:25:43,516 I'm startin' to feel sorry for the girls because they're 516 00:25:43,518 --> 00:25:47,119 hurting me eye sight. 517 00:25:47,121 --> 00:25:48,453 I'm thinking, I need a spray tan. 518 00:25:48,455 --> 00:25:48,453 Hi. 519 00:25:48,455 --> 00:25:51,589 Are you all ready? 520 00:25:51,591 --> 00:25:53,958 This is the longest time I haven't spoke to Mitch for. 521 00:25:53,960 --> 00:25:55,726 Well stay for me because I've been waitin' ages to have 522 00:25:55,728 --> 00:25:57,027 fun with you and Holly. 523 00:25:57,029 --> 00:26:00,230 There's a definite difference in Charlotte's whole 524 00:26:00,232 --> 00:26:01,965 demeanor since she came. 525 00:26:01,967 --> 00:26:03,800 The lights are on, but no one's home with Charlotte 526 00:26:03,802 --> 00:26:05,568 at the moment. 527 00:26:05,570 --> 00:26:07,870 Just because you're not single anymore doesn't mean 528 00:26:07,872 --> 00:26:07,870 you can't have fun. 529 00:26:07,872 --> 00:26:11,173 I feel like Vicky is being selfish, saying that she's 530 00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:14,242 disappointed 'cause she can't have fun with us and be single. 531 00:26:14,244 --> 00:26:17,178 I was single for two years while she was in a relationship and 532 00:26:17,180 --> 00:26:19,580 I didn't complain once. 533 00:26:19,582 --> 00:26:21,915 When I'm out in the club I'm like, this is fuckin' borin'. 534 00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:21,915 Oh. 535 00:26:21,917 --> 00:26:26,152 I know that was so harsh, but it just had to come out. 536 00:26:26,154 --> 00:26:28,687 I haven't been drinking because I don't fancy it. 537 00:26:28,689 --> 00:26:29,988 And I don't wanna pull anyone. 538 00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:31,856 So what's the point? 539 00:26:32,290 --> 00:26:34,090 I feel like you're growin' up in front of me very fuckin' eyes. 540 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:34,090 I know. 541 00:26:34,092 --> 00:26:36,492 I can't believe it, I'm so mature. 542 00:26:36,494 --> 00:26:40,229 If mature means borin', I'm not bothered. 543 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:42,264 We've changed roles. 544 00:26:42,266 --> 00:26:43,498 I know. 545 00:26:43,500 --> 00:26:44,967 Fuck. 546 00:26:45,735 --> 00:26:53,774 ¶ 547 00:26:53,776 --> 00:26:56,009 It's me last night in the Geordie Shore house, 548 00:26:56,011 --> 00:26:58,277 so I'm gonna bring the family together and we're gonna 549 00:26:58,279 --> 00:27:00,312 have a nice meal. 550 00:27:02,114 --> 00:27:04,748 As the dad of the group, he bonds us all together. 551 00:27:11,088 --> 00:27:14,356 When Jay goes, I'm back to being stuck with the two pretenders 552 00:27:14,358 --> 00:27:15,924 Gaz and Scott. 553 00:27:16,992 --> 00:27:18,292 Who's fucking hungry? 554 00:27:18,294 --> 00:27:19,760 [cheering] 555 00:27:19,762 --> 00:27:20,761 Scott and James bring up the food, 556 00:27:20,763 --> 00:27:24,097 it looks fuckin' fantastic. 557 00:27:24,898 --> 00:27:27,699 It's been wicked havin' Jay here and to be honest I'm a bit girt 558 00:27:27,701 --> 00:27:30,201 that he has to go and I bet James is as well 'cause he's 559 00:27:30,203 --> 00:27:32,636 the other lad who's wifed in. 560 00:27:32,638 --> 00:27:32,636 Liberty. 561 00:27:32,638 --> 00:27:36,039 Let's have a cheers to Jay and his last night. 562 00:27:36,041 --> 00:27:38,074 Yeah cheers to Jay. 563 00:27:38,076 --> 00:27:39,742 [group cheers] 564 00:27:39,744 --> 00:27:49,852 ¶ 565 00:27:49,854 --> 00:28:04,933 ¶ 566 00:28:04,935 --> 00:28:07,168 It's Jay's last night, so I'm not gonna pull. 567 00:28:07,170 --> 00:28:07,168 I'm proud of me self. 568 00:28:07,170 --> 00:28:11,338 Jay, this is a big deal, you're one lucky man. 569 00:28:11,340 --> 00:28:14,774 ¶ 570 00:28:14,776 --> 00:28:17,009 When everyone says it's family time, they mean 571 00:28:17,011 --> 00:28:19,277 it's family time. 572 00:28:19,279 --> 00:28:21,979 Family time means, do not pull birds. 573 00:28:25,116 --> 00:28:29,185 ¶ 574 00:28:29,187 --> 00:28:30,920 I'm hittin' the dance floor and I'm back with the 575 00:28:30,922 --> 00:28:32,488 Jay dance. Boom. 576 00:28:32,490 --> 00:28:34,223 Boom, boom, boom. 577 00:28:34,225 --> 00:28:37,492 ¶ 578 00:28:37,494 --> 00:28:37,492 I used to get hurt when Charlotte used to get upset over 579 00:28:37,494 --> 00:28:42,830 Gary and now that she's got Mitch in her life, yeah, it has 580 00:28:42,832 --> 00:28:45,833 made out for a bit more boredom but fuckin' hell, I'd much 581 00:28:45,835 --> 00:28:48,902 rather be bored than shaggin that fuckin' arsenic. 582 00:28:48,904 --> 00:28:58,077 ¶ 583 00:28:58,079 --> 00:29:00,045 Everyone talks about how I bring the group together. 584 00:29:00,047 --> 00:29:03,114 I just hope when I leave, that it doesn't fall apart. 585 00:29:11,256 --> 00:29:14,358 It's finally sunk in that Jay's leavin', and me and Holly 586 00:29:14,360 --> 00:29:16,426 still haven't made up. 587 00:29:16,428 --> 00:29:20,329 I just hope that things don't go back to the way they were. 588 00:29:20,331 --> 00:29:27,869 ¶ 589 00:29:27,871 --> 00:29:29,971 Scott's seen a bird and started neckin' on with her. 590 00:29:29,973 --> 00:29:31,839 Mate, you're treadin' on thin ice. 591 00:29:31,841 --> 00:29:35,008 What part of family night don't you understand? 592 00:29:42,483 --> 00:29:44,750 Just 'cause we're not bringing birds back tonight, it doesn't 593 00:29:44,752 --> 00:29:48,019 mean I can't line me self up for a date later in the week. 594 00:29:56,227 --> 00:29:59,362 Next thing you know, Scott's neckin' on with some blondie. 595 00:30:02,132 --> 00:30:06,435 Cheeky phone number, cheeky kiss, see ya later. 596 00:30:06,437 --> 00:30:09,771 I don't think Scotty T realized, this actually sunk in 597 00:30:09,773 --> 00:30:11,372 that it's family time. 598 00:30:11,374 --> 00:30:14,808 That just doesn't, he's out pullin' birds either way. 599 00:30:14,810 --> 00:30:17,410 Three second fuckin' memory. 600 00:30:17,412 --> 00:30:19,111 Worst than scrambling eggs, but not toast because toast 601 00:30:19,113 --> 00:30:21,947 is very intelligent. 602 00:30:21,949 --> 00:30:24,182 ¶ 603 00:30:38,330 --> 00:30:44,934 This just shows how much respect Scott's got for everyone, none. 604 00:30:44,936 --> 00:30:46,869 I've never seen Charlotte like this before. 605 00:30:46,871 --> 00:30:49,137 I'm so used to her being happy and me and her having 606 00:30:49,139 --> 00:30:51,038 a light laugh together. 607 00:30:53,808 --> 00:30:56,309 Charlotte is fuckin' bootin off about Scotty T, and I can't help 608 00:30:56,311 --> 00:31:00,512 but think she may have some sort of misplaced anger issues. 609 00:31:04,116 --> 00:31:06,083 When I think you've got anger issues, you've got a 610 00:31:06,085 --> 00:31:08,485 serious fucking problem. 611 00:31:08,487 --> 00:31:18,595 ¶ 612 00:31:18,597 --> 00:31:24,033 ¶ 613 00:31:24,035 --> 00:31:26,068 It's time to confront Scott. 614 00:31:26,070 --> 00:31:28,236 He's pissed us off so much tonight. 615 00:31:28,238 --> 00:31:30,137 The girl and me, I'm come at yours, I want to get your 616 00:31:30,139 --> 00:31:32,873 number and be there in a week. 617 00:31:32,875 --> 00:31:35,041 If the lasses said don't pull a bird in the club, I wouldn't 618 00:31:35,043 --> 00:31:36,342 of pulled a bird in the club. 619 00:31:36,344 --> 00:31:38,911 But they just said don't bring the bird home. 620 00:31:38,913 --> 00:31:41,213 I didn't spend any time with you tonight, not once did I see 621 00:31:41,215 --> 00:31:44,115 you 'cause you were talking to girls all night. 622 00:31:44,117 --> 00:31:47,284 I thought Geordie Shore was about going out, getting pissed, 623 00:31:47,286 --> 00:31:49,519 going on the pull, and having a laugh. 624 00:31:49,521 --> 00:31:52,288 And yet I'm getting complained at for doing all those things. 625 00:31:52,290 --> 00:31:53,922 It's Jay's last night and we just want everyone 626 00:31:53,924 --> 00:31:55,590 to be together. 627 00:31:55,592 --> 00:31:56,991 So while we're confronting Scott, 628 00:31:56,993 --> 00:31:58,359 he puts on this little face. 629 00:31:58,361 --> 00:32:00,294 So everyone's like, oh Scotty, Scotty. 630 00:32:00,296 --> 00:32:02,029 How can you stay mad at this? 631 00:32:02,031 --> 00:32:04,097 You do that every night Scott. 632 00:32:04,099 --> 00:32:06,365 He's never gonna listen, he's never gonna change, 633 00:32:06,367 --> 00:32:08,433 and I'm never gonna have a bond with him. 634 00:32:08,435 --> 00:32:10,101 Fuck it. 635 00:32:10,103 --> 00:32:11,936 ¶ 636 00:32:11,938 --> 00:32:13,871 Hey you fucker. 637 00:32:13,873 --> 00:32:16,340 It was me! 638 00:32:16,342 --> 00:32:19,609 Teal, you fuck. 639 00:32:26,549 --> 00:32:31,285 Lookin' for me fuckin' book and I found that arachnid. 640 00:32:31,287 --> 00:32:36,056 [laughter] 641 00:32:39,060 --> 00:32:42,495 It's amazing Gary, me and you are drama free. 642 00:32:59,512 --> 00:33:12,089 ¶ 643 00:33:12,091 --> 00:33:13,523 I've had class last night in the house. 644 00:33:13,525 --> 00:33:16,125 I've been dancin', getting mortal, and generally feels 645 00:33:16,127 --> 00:33:17,726 like I've never been away. 646 00:33:23,432 --> 00:33:25,032 [laughter] 647 00:33:25,034 --> 00:33:27,667 The last thing I'd expect to wake up to is some crazy bird 648 00:33:27,669 --> 00:33:30,503 runnin' around naked in the garden. 649 00:33:31,238 --> 00:33:43,515 ¶ 650 00:33:43,517 --> 00:33:47,285 You'll never guess what day it is, grilled cheese sandwich day. 651 00:33:48,020 --> 00:33:49,420 It's grilled cheese sandwich day. 652 00:33:49,422 --> 00:33:50,988 What the fuck. 653 00:33:50,990 --> 00:33:52,956 I know, it's shocking. 654 00:33:52,958 --> 00:33:54,390 Has she made this up? 655 00:33:54,392 --> 00:33:56,091 Is it a real thing? 656 00:33:56,093 --> 00:33:59,194 Do I really fuckin' give a shit? 657 00:33:59,728 --> 00:34:01,762 It's grilled cheese sandwich day. 658 00:34:01,764 --> 00:34:08,301 Any nation that devotes a single to a grilled cheese sandwich is 659 00:34:08,303 --> 00:34:11,337 the kind of nation I want to be born in. 660 00:34:15,675 --> 00:34:18,143 That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. 661 00:34:18,145 --> 00:34:20,678 The only one who wants to celebrate the fun of this day 662 00:34:20,680 --> 00:34:22,546 with this is Jay. 663 00:34:22,548 --> 00:34:25,482 Fuckin' best thing I've had. 664 00:34:25,484 --> 00:34:29,018 Jay's idea of fine dining is a fuckin' cheese toastie. 665 00:34:29,020 --> 00:34:30,686 Can you imagine the hard on he'd get if someone would give him 666 00:34:30,688 --> 00:34:32,354 a fuckin' pot noodle. 667 00:34:32,356 --> 00:34:33,655 The only kind of day that I've heard like this is steak 668 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:33,655 and blow job day. 669 00:34:33,657 --> 00:34:37,725 And that sounds so much better than grilled cheese. 670 00:34:37,727 --> 00:34:39,193 All right, I'm gonna go down and pack me stuff. 671 00:34:39,195 --> 00:34:41,428 Awe Jay. 672 00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:49,135 Enjoy the rest of your time. 673 00:34:50,003 --> 00:34:52,004 I've had a few heart to hearts with people, I've said 674 00:34:52,006 --> 00:34:55,173 everything I needed to say and now it's time for me to leave. 675 00:34:55,175 --> 00:34:57,675 Bye Jay. 676 00:34:57,677 --> 00:34:58,742 Have a safe journey. 677 00:34:58,744 --> 00:35:00,510 It's been so nice having Jay here. 678 00:35:00,512 --> 00:35:02,211 It reminded us all of old times. 679 00:35:02,213 --> 00:35:03,445 A bit of a breath of fresh air. 680 00:35:03,447 --> 00:35:05,680 Company for James. 681 00:35:05,682 --> 00:35:07,515 You were an emotional wreck the last time I left. 682 00:35:07,517 --> 00:35:09,083 I know. 683 00:35:09,085 --> 00:35:11,485 [group yells goodbye] 684 00:35:11,487 --> 00:35:14,788 Now Jay's gone, it's back to just me, the girls, and two lads 685 00:35:14,790 --> 00:35:16,756 who couldn't give a shit. 686 00:35:16,758 --> 00:35:16,756 ¶ 687 00:35:16,758 --> 00:35:21,026 I'm leaving today and I just hope that it doesn't fall apart 688 00:35:21,028 --> 00:35:23,395 and everyone starts fallin' out again. 689 00:35:23,397 --> 00:35:35,239 ¶ 690 00:35:35,241 --> 00:35:38,342 I'm gonna call some bird for tonight and go for a mission. 691 00:35:43,614 --> 00:35:45,615 What better way to enjoy Sydney? 692 00:35:45,617 --> 00:35:49,251 Wicked bird, mint sunset and pinging car. 693 00:35:58,193 --> 00:36:00,494 Yeah man, I think the sunset's got us both in the mood, 694 00:36:00,496 --> 00:36:06,867 pure frisk. 695 00:36:06,869 --> 00:36:10,871 What's wrong? 696 00:36:10,873 --> 00:36:12,873 I'm just sad. 697 00:36:12,875 --> 00:36:14,374 What's the matter? 698 00:36:14,376 --> 00:36:17,210 I really, really, really miss Mitch, and every day it 699 00:36:17,212 --> 00:36:20,479 seems like it's just getting' harder and harder. 700 00:36:24,684 --> 00:36:24,683 She's obsessed with Mitch. 701 00:36:24,685 --> 00:36:27,519 She wants to see him more and more but she's chose 702 00:36:27,521 --> 00:36:29,754 to be in Australia. 703 00:36:29,756 --> 00:36:30,855 And it is hard for her and I do understand the way she's 704 00:36:30,857 --> 00:36:33,824 feelin' and it's shit. 705 00:36:36,727 --> 00:36:39,895 He needs to believe that Charlotte is not gonna go back 706 00:36:39,897 --> 00:36:42,430 with Gary but he can't see it, so how is he ever 707 00:36:42,432 --> 00:36:42,430 gonna believe it? 708 00:36:42,432 --> 00:36:46,333 He can have is fucking shitty doubts because every day 709 00:36:46,335 --> 00:36:49,270 that goes by, you're proving that they're nothing but that. 710 00:36:49,272 --> 00:36:50,471 Just doubts. 711 00:36:50,473 --> 00:36:51,805 You look gorgeous by the way. 712 00:36:51,807 --> 00:36:55,608 Oh thank you, you look gorgeous too. 713 00:36:55,942 --> 00:36:57,309 Are you going on your date? 714 00:36:57,311 --> 00:36:58,977 I'm going on it. 715 00:36:58,979 --> 00:37:00,878 I was getting ready there, but I got a bit side tracked. 716 00:37:01,012 --> 00:37:01,011 [laughter] 717 00:37:01,013 --> 00:37:05,315 I'm about to go on me first date since I broke up with Ricci, 718 00:37:05,317 --> 00:37:08,017 and I'm a little bit nervous, a little bit anxious, 719 00:37:08,019 --> 00:37:10,719 a little bit apprehensive. 720 00:37:10,721 --> 00:37:19,893 ¶ 721 00:37:19,895 --> 00:37:21,995 It's my mission to get absolutely mortal and show 722 00:37:21,997 --> 00:37:26,032 people I'm not boring and show them how drinking is done. 723 00:37:35,442 --> 00:37:37,443 He sneaked off in the Murk to go and meet a girl. 724 00:37:37,445 --> 00:37:39,578 To me, that's being competitive. 725 00:37:53,358 --> 00:37:55,359 I think I might take care more often 'cause the series 726 00:37:55,361 --> 00:37:56,660 is just wicked. 727 00:37:56,662 --> 00:38:06,770 ¶ 728 00:38:06,772 --> 00:38:12,441 ¶ 729 00:38:12,443 --> 00:38:14,743 This is my first date since Ricci. 730 00:38:14,745 --> 00:38:17,479 This is the third time I've met Luke now, so I suppose this is 731 00:38:17,481 --> 00:38:20,582 quite the significant event. 732 00:38:20,584 --> 00:38:23,518 It occurs to me that every time up until now, I've met this lad, 733 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,354 I've been fucking mortal and I've genuinely not got a fucking 734 00:38:26,356 --> 00:38:27,988 clue what he looks like. 735 00:38:27,990 --> 00:38:28,722 Hey. 736 00:38:28,724 --> 00:38:29,489 Hi. 737 00:38:29,491 --> 00:38:30,289 You look really nice. 738 00:38:30,291 --> 00:38:30,689 Thank you. 739 00:38:30,691 --> 00:38:30,689 So do you. 740 00:38:30,691 --> 00:38:35,326 I remembered him, all Edward Cullin of Twilight. 741 00:38:35,328 --> 00:38:37,928 In reality, he's more Adam Sandler the wedding singer. 742 00:38:37,930 --> 00:38:39,763 Go. 743 00:38:42,099 --> 00:38:44,467 The most annoying thing about this lad has to be the fact that 744 00:38:44,469 --> 00:38:48,370 his hair keeps weirding up. 745 00:38:50,806 --> 00:38:53,073 Crazy other question my boss asked me at my first job, if you 746 00:38:53,075 --> 00:38:57,410 could be an animal, what animal, and why? 747 00:38:57,412 --> 00:39:00,546 It's as if it's on a fucking hinge. 748 00:39:00,548 --> 00:39:04,950 What the fuck did you use to style your hair? 749 00:39:04,952 --> 00:39:07,452 To be honest, the date's not going that badly. 750 00:39:07,454 --> 00:39:08,953 Again, that could be the zambuka talking. 751 00:39:08,955 --> 00:39:11,488 And before I know it, we're going in for the fucking tash. 752 00:39:11,490 --> 00:39:14,390 ¶ 753 00:39:14,392 --> 00:39:14,390 I don't even know why. 754 00:39:14,392 --> 00:39:17,426 I don't even really fucking fancy him. 755 00:39:18,861 --> 00:39:20,995 This is how far I've managed to come in a fucking week. 756 00:39:20,997 --> 00:39:23,630 Can you imagine how far I'm going to go by the end? 757 00:39:23,632 --> 00:39:23,630 I'll probably be having threesomes. 758 00:39:23,632 --> 00:39:26,366 I'll probably even be fucking engaged again. 759 00:39:26,368 --> 00:39:27,567 Who fucking knows. 760 00:39:27,569 --> 00:39:32,871 ¶ 761 00:39:32,873 --> 00:39:35,640 I wanna get really drunk so I need helpers. 762 00:39:35,642 --> 00:39:36,974 That's okay, I'm an expert. 763 00:39:36,976 --> 00:39:38,976 Right, I can feel like you are. 764 00:39:38,978 --> 00:39:47,917 ¶ 765 00:39:47,919 --> 00:39:51,153 Fuck me. 766 00:39:52,054 --> 00:39:55,589 They are absolutely mortal. 767 00:39:58,693 --> 00:40:00,593 Charlotte is not herself anymore. 768 00:40:00,595 --> 00:40:02,628 I feel like I lost a bit of a best friend. 769 00:40:12,905 --> 00:40:15,106 I am missing Mitch a lot. 770 00:40:15,108 --> 00:40:18,375 This is the longest I've never spoke to him. 771 00:40:20,177 --> 00:40:23,479 Since Charlotte arrived, she's been a little bit subdued. 772 00:40:23,481 --> 00:40:26,048 I know she's got a guy back home that she's thinking about, 773 00:40:26,050 --> 00:40:28,750 but she's got to remember, she's got us. 774 00:40:40,194 --> 00:40:42,595 I've never seen the girls argue for ages. 775 00:40:42,597 --> 00:40:44,863 It's looking like we're walking into world war 9. 776 00:40:44,865 --> 00:40:47,098 You've got Sophie and Vicky against Charlotte and Holly, 777 00:40:47,100 --> 00:40:49,066 and it's literally going off. 778 00:40:55,472 --> 00:40:58,006 Just because I've met someone who I really care about, 779 00:40:58,008 --> 00:41:02,843 doesn't mean that I'm boring. 780 00:41:05,513 --> 00:41:08,748 Don't lose sight of everyone else because when you do, 781 00:41:08,750 --> 00:41:16,154 you start to lose sight of yourself. 782 00:41:16,156 --> 00:41:18,189 This is the weirdest night in the whole entire time 783 00:41:18,191 --> 00:41:20,223 of Geordie Shore. 784 00:41:22,993 --> 00:41:24,893 What the fuck is going on? 785 00:41:24,895 --> 00:41:26,661 I don't understand. 786 00:41:26,663 --> 00:41:32,133 I'm so drunk, and now we're all arguing. 787 00:41:32,701 --> 00:41:32,700 Something's obviously kicked off. 788 00:41:32,702 --> 00:41:35,602 They've all got faces like fucking turtles. 789 00:41:35,604 --> 00:41:37,437 Fuck that, I'm using this to my advantage. 790 00:41:37,439 --> 00:41:38,971 Head down, pull some girls. 791 00:41:44,844 --> 00:41:46,444 Geordie Shore, are back. 792 00:41:46,446 --> 00:41:49,046 We are already getting kicked out of clubs in Sydney, and 793 00:41:49,048 --> 00:41:52,682 shock, it's Charlotte and Holly. 794 00:41:54,818 --> 00:41:57,519 She's getting kicked out of the club for being too pissed. 795 00:41:59,622 --> 00:42:05,793 Leave the club in a taxi, three girls, one bed, night night. 796 00:42:05,795 --> 00:42:05,826 ¶