1 00:00:06,604 --> 00:00:10,306 Geordie Shore is back. 2 00:00:10,308 --> 00:00:12,441 Last time around, Ricci and Vicky split up. 3 00:00:12,443 --> 00:00:14,743 We just need to be on our own. 4 00:00:14,745 --> 00:00:16,778 ¶ 5 00:00:16,780 --> 00:00:19,781 Dan and Ricci are gone. 6 00:00:19,783 --> 00:00:21,449 [Charlotte screams] 7 00:00:21,451 --> 00:00:21,449 Me and Charlotte are done. 8 00:00:21,451 --> 00:00:24,218 I'm sick of arguing, I'm sick of shouting, 9 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:25,352 and this time I fucking mean it. 10 00:00:25,354 --> 00:00:25,352 I love ya. 11 00:00:25,354 --> 00:00:27,721 Me and Gary still aren't speaking. 12 00:00:27,723 --> 00:00:29,656 I want nothing more to do with him. 13 00:00:29,658 --> 00:00:30,723 [screaming and a crash] 14 00:00:30,725 --> 00:00:31,390 Goodbye James. 15 00:00:31,392 --> 00:00:31,390 See ya. 16 00:00:31,392 --> 00:00:31,390 I do regret what happened between me and Holly 17 00:00:31,392 --> 00:00:35,494 'cause we did use to be really good friends. 18 00:00:35,496 --> 00:00:37,062 I don't want anything to do with the boy anymore. 19 00:00:37,064 --> 00:00:40,231 He's just not the person that I used to know. 20 00:00:40,233 --> 00:00:42,700 ¶ 21 00:00:42,702 --> 00:00:45,502 New Castle, done. 22 00:00:45,504 --> 00:00:47,136 Cancun, done. 23 00:00:47,138 --> 00:00:49,104 Australia, guess what, you're getting done. 24 00:00:49,106 --> 00:00:50,538 ¶ 25 00:00:50,540 --> 00:00:52,473 The Geordie's are going down under. 26 00:00:52,475 --> 00:00:54,341 To Australia. 27 00:00:54,809 --> 00:00:58,211 I've met someone who I really care about. 28 00:00:58,213 --> 00:01:01,080 It's still quite new. 29 00:01:01,082 --> 00:01:03,448 Throw another shrimp on the barbie. 30 00:01:05,117 --> 00:01:06,117 Hello? 31 00:01:06,119 --> 00:01:06,117 Help! 32 00:01:06,119 --> 00:01:10,121 The Geordie's are going down under. 33 00:01:10,123 --> 00:01:11,555 And deep into the bush. 34 00:01:11,557 --> 00:01:13,690 [screaming and squealing tires] 35 00:01:13,692 --> 00:01:15,391 [grunts] 36 00:01:15,393 --> 00:01:17,626 So Heidi and Audrina have had a face lift, and they are ready 37 00:01:17,628 --> 00:01:20,595 to go on holiday. 38 00:01:20,597 --> 00:01:23,264 You're a stupid little prick. 39 00:01:23,266 --> 00:01:24,531 No one even likes ya. 40 00:01:24,533 --> 00:01:26,099 They don't move. 41 00:01:26,101 --> 00:01:27,700 [playful scream] 42 00:01:27,702 --> 00:01:29,168 ¶ 43 00:01:29,170 --> 00:01:30,402 It's fucking Jay? 44 00:01:30,404 --> 00:01:32,771 I'll wash me face me self, man. 45 00:01:32,773 --> 00:01:35,406 This one's gonna be the best one yet. 46 00:01:36,674 --> 00:01:39,242 Round yourselves, this is a fucking war. 47 00:01:39,244 --> 00:01:43,646 ¶ 48 00:01:43,648 --> 00:01:47,149 And boom. 49 00:01:47,151 --> 00:01:49,651 [yelling] 50 00:01:49,653 --> 00:01:50,652 Here we go again. 51 00:01:50,654 --> 00:01:52,320 A load of cock's going down under. 52 00:01:52,322 --> 00:01:53,754 What's changed? 53 00:01:53,756 --> 00:01:55,522 [screams] 54 00:01:56,257 --> 00:01:58,291 I should have a degree in pulling women. 55 00:01:58,293 --> 00:02:00,559 I am a Geordie Girl, with a V.I.P. edge. 56 00:02:00,561 --> 00:02:02,661 I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 57 00:02:02,663 --> 00:02:04,863 Get in this house, time to tear a piece off. 58 00:02:04,865 --> 00:02:06,764 I can talk the back legs off a donkey. 59 00:02:06,766 --> 00:02:09,533 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 60 00:02:09,535 --> 00:02:11,635 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 61 00:02:11,637 --> 00:02:14,104 Geordie Shore, way ay! 62 00:02:14,106 --> 00:02:18,475 I'm moving to Australia and like the typical belland that I am, 63 00:02:18,477 --> 00:02:19,909 I forgot me fucking passport. 64 00:02:19,911 --> 00:02:22,311 What an absolute nightmare. 65 00:02:22,779 --> 00:02:25,180 Gaz is gonna be in Sydney fucking cleaning up and I'm 66 00:02:25,182 --> 00:02:28,583 gonna be stuck having to tug in the fucking hotel room waiting 67 00:02:28,585 --> 00:02:30,384 for me passport to get dropped off. 68 00:02:30,386 --> 00:02:40,593 ¶ 69 00:02:40,595 --> 00:02:44,563 Australia, the Geordie's have landed. 70 00:02:45,698 --> 00:02:47,265 Weee! 71 00:02:47,267 --> 00:02:48,633 Why is it rainin'? 72 00:02:48,635 --> 00:02:49,600 Oh my God. 73 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:49,600 I don't like it. 74 00:02:49,602 --> 00:02:51,902 I could've looked out me fucking window in New Castle 75 00:02:51,904 --> 00:02:51,902 for fucking rain. 76 00:02:51,904 --> 00:02:55,305 I'm gonna end up looking like Diana Ross as well cause me hair 77 00:02:55,307 --> 00:02:56,372 is gonna get fucking massive. 78 00:02:56,374 --> 00:02:56,372 My hair is gonna run. 79 00:02:56,374 --> 00:02:58,941 I'm gonna look like I got paint on me face. 80 00:02:58,943 --> 00:03:02,644 Charlotte has just decided to not fucking turn up. 81 00:03:02,646 --> 00:03:04,312 Is it because she's scared of what might happen with her 82 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:04,312 and Gary? 83 00:03:04,314 --> 00:03:07,181 Is it cause she's too busy soaking up the new man 84 00:03:07,183 --> 00:03:08,248 in her life? 85 00:03:08,250 --> 00:03:09,716 Who fucking knows. 86 00:03:09,718 --> 00:03:11,417 Can I borrow your umbrella? 87 00:03:11,419 --> 00:03:12,251 No. 88 00:03:12,253 --> 00:03:12,251 We're good. 89 00:03:12,253 --> 00:03:13,752 Everyone's friendly as well. 90 00:03:13,754 --> 00:03:13,752 We've all got a bed. 91 00:03:13,754 --> 00:03:15,787 If we were shagging people, we would still make the 92 00:03:15,789 --> 00:03:17,555 effort to come. 93 00:03:17,557 --> 00:03:17,555 I don't like it. 94 00:03:17,557 --> 00:03:20,691 I don't like the way we flew 24 hours for this. 95 00:03:20,693 --> 00:03:20,691 I'm sure it's meant to be sunny. 96 00:03:20,693 --> 00:03:25,262 If James is coming to Australia, and he is still with Kate, and 97 00:03:25,264 --> 00:03:28,365 he has got the same attitude, I want nothing to do with him. 98 00:03:28,367 --> 00:03:29,366 You go first. 99 00:03:29,368 --> 00:03:30,233 Come on. 100 00:03:30,235 --> 00:03:30,967 She's coming. 101 00:03:30,969 --> 00:03:32,535 I'm coming. 102 00:03:32,537 --> 00:03:33,936 Oh, I'm in the puddle, great. 103 00:03:33,938 --> 00:03:35,771 Can you watch your feet? 104 00:03:35,773 --> 00:03:36,972 Your feet are tan. 105 00:03:36,974 --> 00:03:38,406 [laughter] 106 00:03:38,408 --> 00:03:41,275 Me and Ricci are no longer together. 107 00:03:41,277 --> 00:03:46,579 I'm not engaged anymore, and I'm single. 108 00:03:46,581 --> 00:03:49,281 Back to the old Vicky. 109 00:03:49,283 --> 00:03:51,549 Gary will shock those heels. 110 00:03:51,551 --> 00:03:54,518 [laughter] 111 00:03:57,221 --> 00:03:59,822 What the fuck is that? 112 00:03:59,824 --> 00:04:01,490 We're gonna have a lot of mystery. 113 00:04:01,492 --> 00:04:02,591 It's a shaggin' wagon? 114 00:04:02,593 --> 00:04:04,259 Mystery solved, it's a shit hole. 115 00:04:04,261 --> 00:04:06,861 All right, let's go girls. 116 00:04:06,863 --> 00:04:12,366 Holly, set that down. 117 00:04:12,368 --> 00:04:14,735 [cheering] 118 00:04:19,006 --> 00:04:22,641 All the way to Australia, and it's fucking raining. 119 00:04:22,643 --> 00:04:22,641 [sighs] 120 00:04:22,643 --> 00:04:26,845 A fucking 24 hour flight, so me and Gaz are nackered. 121 00:04:26,847 --> 00:04:29,380 This is gonna be so good man. 122 00:04:29,382 --> 00:04:31,815 I just landed off a 24 hour flight next to that boring 123 00:04:31,817 --> 00:04:33,850 fucker and now it's raining. 124 00:04:33,852 --> 00:04:35,751 Do you know how many fake babes are in Sydney, man? 125 00:04:35,753 --> 00:04:37,385 It's gonna be fucking unbelievable. 126 00:04:37,387 --> 00:04:38,986 I will miss Ricci and Dan. 127 00:04:38,988 --> 00:04:40,887 Dan's like a little brother, a little apprentice. 128 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:43,556 Australian birds alone are some of the best birds ever. 129 00:04:43,558 --> 00:04:46,258 Ricci, I won't miss the arguments, but I do have a bond 130 00:04:46,260 --> 00:04:50,662 with him and I will miss him as well. 131 00:04:50,664 --> 00:04:51,496 All right, let's go. 132 00:04:51,498 --> 00:04:53,431 [cheering] 133 00:04:53,433 --> 00:05:00,237 ¶ 134 00:05:00,239 --> 00:05:05,375 [engine revving] 135 00:05:07,378 --> 00:05:10,380 I do wanna be with Kate, but that's not gonna stop us 136 00:05:10,382 --> 00:05:12,014 from having fun out here. 137 00:05:12,016 --> 00:05:16,385 I can't fucking wait, like, there's gonna be so many girls. 138 00:05:16,387 --> 00:05:18,854 And all the girls have got like healthy looking and just like, 139 00:05:18,856 --> 00:05:20,455 the love themselves don't they? 140 00:05:20,457 --> 00:05:22,824 Ahh, I just wanna like get out tonight. 141 00:05:22,826 --> 00:05:24,592 Get to the house, unpack, and start drinking. 142 00:05:24,594 --> 00:05:26,527 [engine revs] 143 00:05:26,529 --> 00:05:34,934 ¶ 144 00:05:34,936 --> 00:05:36,502 [horn blows] 145 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,537 I can not wait to see our house. 146 00:05:38,539 --> 00:05:40,772 I've got a feeling this could be the best one yet. 147 00:05:40,774 --> 00:05:46,677 ¶ 148 00:05:46,679 --> 00:05:47,911 Wow. 149 00:05:47,913 --> 00:05:49,612 And it's absolutely sick. 150 00:05:49,614 --> 00:05:53,082 ¶ 151 00:05:53,084 --> 00:05:54,550 To our new house. 152 00:05:56,085 --> 00:06:01,289 ¶ 153 00:06:01,291 --> 00:06:03,424 Now this is the shag pad. 154 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:03,424 Good God. 155 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:06,994 The shag pad is the best shag pad we've ever had. 156 00:06:06,996 --> 00:06:09,596 It's upstairs, out of the way of everyone. 157 00:06:09,598 --> 00:06:11,097 No one's gonna interfere. 158 00:06:11,099 --> 00:06:12,798 Give em the old romantic shit. 159 00:06:12,800 --> 00:06:15,300 Look at the view, do you want a glass of wine, when really we're 160 00:06:15,302 --> 00:06:18,603 gonna turn around, get in bed and bang. 161 00:06:18,605 --> 00:06:19,570 You looking at the moon, it's up there, anyway, 162 00:06:19,572 --> 00:06:21,004 enough of that babe. 163 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:21,004 Yeah, let's get into bed. 164 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:24,674 All I know, is once I'm finished with these Australian girls, 165 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:27,043 bond-aye rescue's phone is gonna ring off the hook. 166 00:06:27,045 --> 00:06:31,680 For all mc views. 167 00:06:31,682 --> 00:06:32,447 [horn honks] 168 00:06:32,449 --> 00:06:35,349 [screams] 169 00:06:35,351 --> 00:06:37,017 Here. 170 00:06:37,019 --> 00:06:39,886 The boys aren't in that are they? 171 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:39,886 [horn honks] 172 00:06:39,888 --> 00:06:43,623 And then we hear horns going, we think shit, 173 00:06:43,625 --> 00:06:45,091 wait, this has gotta be the girls. 174 00:06:45,093 --> 00:06:46,692 [horn honks] 175 00:06:46,694 --> 00:06:49,061 [girls scream] 176 00:06:49,063 --> 00:06:52,531 And they all pull up in that stupid fucking camper van. 177 00:06:52,533 --> 00:06:53,131 You all right? 178 00:06:53,133 --> 00:06:54,398 Did yous drive in that? 179 00:06:54,400 --> 00:06:55,399 Yeah, fuck it, we're here. 180 00:06:55,401 --> 00:06:57,000 [laughter] 181 00:06:57,002 --> 00:06:58,134 Where's Charlotte? 182 00:06:58,136 --> 00:06:59,401 She's not here yet. 183 00:06:59,403 --> 00:06:59,401 She's not here? 184 00:06:59,403 --> 00:07:01,436 She's arriving fashionably late. 185 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:01,436 Right. 186 00:07:01,438 --> 00:07:04,572 Apparently Charlotte's got a boyfriend. 187 00:07:04,574 --> 00:07:06,941 As much as I love her as a friend, and I care about her, 188 00:07:06,943 --> 00:07:08,909 that is music to my ears. 189 00:07:08,911 --> 00:07:11,745 I was sick of arguing with her, I was sick of fighting with her, 190 00:07:11,747 --> 00:07:14,380 I wanna have fun with her, and I wanna enjoy myself in Australia. 191 00:07:14,382 --> 00:07:17,549 I'm pullin birds, so for me, that is fucking perfect. 192 00:07:17,551 --> 00:07:20,718 Oh my God. 193 00:07:20,720 --> 00:07:23,353 [screaming] 194 00:07:23,355 --> 00:07:25,888 Oh my God, it's absolutely unbelievable. 195 00:07:25,890 --> 00:07:29,424 I'll show you my room, my double bed. 196 00:07:29,426 --> 00:07:31,159 Why the fuck do you get the... 197 00:07:31,161 --> 00:07:32,927 [screaming] 198 00:07:32,929 --> 00:07:33,827 Oh my God. 199 00:07:33,829 --> 00:07:34,828 Oh my God. 200 00:07:34,830 --> 00:07:36,596 How cool is it? 201 00:07:36,598 --> 00:07:38,397 It is fucking incredible. 202 00:07:38,399 --> 00:07:40,599 Oh my God. 203 00:07:40,601 --> 00:07:40,599 Fuck off. 204 00:07:40,601 --> 00:07:43,101 Shit, this is amazing. 205 00:07:43,735 --> 00:07:47,037 I wanna have fun, let me hair down, and fucking tash on with 206 00:07:47,039 --> 00:07:49,005 loads of random, wicked, lads. 207 00:07:49,007 --> 00:07:52,408 And probably Harold Bishop just for the van. 208 00:07:52,410 --> 00:07:52,941 To Australia. 209 00:07:52,943 --> 00:07:54,409 [cheers] 210 00:07:54,743 --> 00:08:01,648 ¶ 211 00:08:01,650 --> 00:08:03,750 I just wanna fuckin' get out, man. 212 00:08:03,752 --> 00:08:03,750 I can't wait. 213 00:08:03,752 --> 00:08:03,750 Man, I love this little thing. 214 00:08:03,752 --> 00:08:08,554 We're all just chillin, having a drink, enjoying our new house 215 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,757 and our new surroundings, when I hear a rumble. 216 00:08:11,759 --> 00:08:16,027 ¶ 217 00:08:16,029 --> 00:08:19,163 It sounds like an Austintacious motor bike, an owner of which 218 00:08:19,165 --> 00:08:22,766 is guaranteed to be a complete and utter wanker. 219 00:08:22,768 --> 00:08:27,170 [musical bells] 220 00:08:27,172 --> 00:08:28,070 Is that our doorbell? 221 00:08:28,072 --> 00:08:29,104 Watch this. 222 00:08:29,106 --> 00:08:29,938 Watch this. 223 00:08:29,940 --> 00:08:31,539 Who's there? 224 00:08:31,541 --> 00:08:34,208 And the owner of said motorbike is our new boss. 225 00:08:34,210 --> 00:08:34,841 Steve. 226 00:08:34,843 --> 00:08:35,308 Steve Shearer? 227 00:08:35,310 --> 00:08:38,978 Yeah. 228 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:38,978 Shearer. 229 00:08:38,980 --> 00:08:42,281 He's looking like fucking Crocodile Dundee gone wrong. 230 00:08:42,283 --> 00:08:44,683 And he smells like the horse he rode in on. 231 00:08:46,252 --> 00:08:47,018 Today? 232 00:08:47,020 --> 00:08:47,585 Today? 233 00:08:47,587 --> 00:08:48,052 Yes. 234 00:08:48,054 --> 00:08:48,052 Are you kiddin'? 235 00:08:48,054 --> 00:08:50,054 We've just been on a 24 hour flight. 236 00:08:50,056 --> 00:08:51,889 Bad fucking luck. 237 00:08:51,891 --> 00:08:54,024 You keep forgetting that we're here to work, 238 00:08:54,026 --> 00:08:56,526 when all I wanna do is bang. 239 00:09:00,864 --> 00:09:02,130 [laughter] 240 00:09:13,308 --> 00:09:14,274 Drinks? 241 00:09:14,276 --> 00:09:14,974 Here you go. 242 00:09:14,976 --> 00:09:16,642 Great. 243 00:09:16,644 --> 00:09:20,078 This time last year, I was getting proposed to in Cancun. 244 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:23,114 Now I'm in a fucking bedroom with Scott and Gary. 245 00:09:23,116 --> 00:09:25,683 Are we gonna lay down some ground rules? 246 00:09:25,685 --> 00:09:25,683 What kind of fucking ground rules? 247 00:09:25,685 --> 00:09:29,953 Well, cause I'm a girl and you're a boy, and we're sharing. 248 00:09:29,955 --> 00:09:32,121 Yeah, but you're a lad as well. 249 00:09:32,123 --> 00:09:33,989 Bit of lad banter definitely. 250 00:09:33,991 --> 00:09:36,358 I can not go there. 251 00:09:36,360 --> 00:09:37,258 Can I? 252 00:09:37,260 --> 00:09:40,327 Nah, nah, no. 253 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:40,327 Gaz, no. 254 00:09:40,329 --> 00:09:44,597 I'm not gonna like bang in front of you. 255 00:09:44,599 --> 00:09:46,031 'Cause that was like me number one rule. 256 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:46,031 Was it? 257 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:46,031 I thought, please don't.... 258 00:09:46,033 --> 00:09:50,168 Me and Char did it, so I'm not gonna like leave you out, 259 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:50,168 do you know what I mean? 260 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:50,168 Thanks Gary, you're all heart. 261 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:50,168 It's so nice to feel like I can just kind of sit and have a 262 00:09:50,170 --> 00:09:56,274 conversation with Gary without the pressures of Charlotte or 263 00:09:56,276 --> 00:09:59,710 Ricci being there, and I actually feel like in Australia, 264 00:09:59,712 --> 00:10:01,945 we can get on and be friends. 265 00:10:01,947 --> 00:10:04,914 I just hope he doesn't fall in love with this 'cause let's 266 00:10:04,916 --> 00:10:08,017 face it, it's fucking inevitable, isn't it? 267 00:10:08,019 --> 00:10:10,251 Come on roomie. 268 00:10:12,120 --> 00:10:14,221 To Sydney! 269 00:10:14,223 --> 00:10:23,629 ¶ 270 00:10:23,631 --> 00:10:25,931 Our first big night out, let's show Sydney exactly 271 00:10:25,933 --> 00:10:27,299 what they've been missing. 272 00:10:27,301 --> 00:10:41,646 ¶ 273 00:10:41,648 --> 00:10:43,614 We get to the King's Horse Hotel, get in there, 274 00:10:43,616 --> 00:10:45,882 birds everywhere, the tunes are mint. 275 00:10:45,884 --> 00:10:49,085 This is what I imagined Sydney being like. 276 00:10:49,087 --> 00:10:54,189 ¶ 277 00:10:54,191 --> 00:10:56,157 I'm just looking around at everyone and I'm thinking, 278 00:10:56,159 --> 00:10:57,324 we're back. 279 00:10:57,326 --> 00:10:59,826 ¶ 280 00:10:59,828 --> 00:11:03,029 It's my first night out, back with single Vicky, 281 00:11:03,031 --> 00:11:04,296 just having a laugh, just having drinks. 282 00:11:04,298 --> 00:11:05,864 We're necking drinks together. 283 00:11:05,866 --> 00:11:07,632 It's mint. 284 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:11,302 ¶ 285 00:11:11,304 --> 00:11:13,070 This is not flirting though. 286 00:11:13,072 --> 00:11:14,104 Or is it? 287 00:11:14,106 --> 00:11:18,975 ¶ 288 00:11:18,977 --> 00:11:21,243 She's confident, she's got banter, she's flirtatious, she's 289 00:11:21,245 --> 00:11:27,248 in your face and it's just so nice to actually have her back. 290 00:11:30,785 --> 00:11:32,786 There's a huge elephant in the room. 291 00:11:32,788 --> 00:11:34,387 Charlotte, is going to arrive at some point, 292 00:11:34,389 --> 00:11:37,022 and where do her and Gary pick up? 293 00:11:37,024 --> 00:11:43,995 ¶ 294 00:11:47,199 --> 00:11:49,800 I do wanna make it up with Holly and I do want us all 295 00:11:49,802 --> 00:11:54,137 to be back to a family. 296 00:11:54,771 --> 00:11:57,105 I seriously think that James just thought, oh yeah 297 00:11:57,107 --> 00:12:00,808 I can apologize and everything will be fine. 298 00:12:06,013 --> 00:12:09,915 But no, she wants to carry on the drama. 299 00:12:13,719 --> 00:12:18,388 It's as if she wants to carry on this shit. 300 00:12:21,091 --> 00:12:22,991 No I'm sorry, it's gonna take a lot more than one word 301 00:12:22,993 --> 00:12:25,460 to be my friend again. 302 00:12:34,503 --> 00:12:38,872 Fuck me, it's just all been thrown back in my face. 303 00:12:39,974 --> 00:12:41,708 I can't believe this is the first night and it's all 304 00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:43,242 kicking off already. 305 00:12:43,244 --> 00:12:45,510 Charlotte and Gary haven't even started yet. 306 00:12:46,078 --> 00:12:56,187 ¶ 307 00:12:56,189 --> 00:13:03,794 ¶ 308 00:13:03,796 --> 00:13:05,762 The Aussie birds aren't gonna know what's hit them, 309 00:13:05,764 --> 00:13:08,498 especially when they get a bit of Scott T's English pipe. 310 00:13:08,500 --> 00:13:14,236 ¶ 311 00:13:14,238 --> 00:13:17,739 In bounced Scotty fucking T, the family is nearly complete. 312 00:13:17,741 --> 00:13:25,012 ¶ 313 00:13:25,014 --> 00:13:27,080 So now Scott's here, the whole night's changed. 314 00:13:27,082 --> 00:13:29,015 It's back to it's old ways. 315 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:32,118 ¶ 316 00:13:32,120 --> 00:13:34,086 It's nice to have a bit of healthy competition. 317 00:13:34,088 --> 00:13:37,322 Scott's here, let's see who can get down first. 318 00:13:41,093 --> 00:13:43,761 Beware girls, 'cause spunk is before you. 319 00:13:43,763 --> 00:13:47,998 ¶ 320 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,533 Before Scott got there, Gary was fun, he was family oriented, 321 00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:50,533 and he was having a laugh. 322 00:13:50,535 --> 00:13:54,303 Me and him were having heart to hearts, and the minute Scott 323 00:13:54,305 --> 00:13:56,872 turns up, he just becomes a fucking giant walking 324 00:13:56,874 --> 00:13:58,406 erection once again. 325 00:13:58,408 --> 00:14:13,287 ¶ 326 00:14:13,289 --> 00:14:18,257 Within two minutes we got two girls, we're both necking on. 327 00:14:18,259 --> 00:14:20,025 Scott, he hasn't even been at the house and he's 328 00:14:20,027 --> 00:14:21,793 already fucking pulling. 329 00:14:21,795 --> 00:14:24,262 Get your priorities sorted Scott Teal. 330 00:14:24,264 --> 00:14:26,998 ¶ 331 00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,800 I'm pissed off, I'm jet lagged, I'm tired, 332 00:14:29,802 --> 00:14:32,235 and I'm getting pissed. 333 00:14:32,237 --> 00:14:35,137 And I'm worried cause I don't want it to get back to 334 00:14:35,139 --> 00:14:36,404 how it was. 335 00:14:36,406 --> 00:14:38,439 ¶ 336 00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:41,341 I said hello to everyone, got me self a drink and within five 337 00:14:41,343 --> 00:14:43,543 minutes I'm taking a bird home. 338 00:14:43,545 --> 00:14:45,144 This is fucking mint. 339 00:14:45,146 --> 00:14:54,152 ¶ 340 00:14:54,154 --> 00:14:57,455 This is day one in Australia and already it's kicking off. 341 00:14:57,457 --> 00:15:00,157 For fuck sake. 342 00:15:00,558 --> 00:15:02,859 Enough of all this shit, it's time we get back to the house 343 00:15:02,861 --> 00:15:05,161 and christen that shag pad. 344 00:15:06,463 --> 00:15:09,198 I tried to make an effort with Holly cause I do want everyone 345 00:15:09,200 --> 00:15:12,934 to get on again, and she chucks it back in my face. 346 00:15:15,270 --> 00:15:18,171 With Gary and Scott pulling, it's left up to me to look after 347 00:15:18,173 --> 00:15:21,908 James and you can tell he's really upset. 348 00:15:21,910 --> 00:15:24,911 Basically, I just, I said, look like, fucking hell, 349 00:15:24,913 --> 00:15:27,179 I apologized for last time. 350 00:15:27,181 --> 00:15:28,613 Like, I was in the wrong. 351 00:15:28,615 --> 00:15:29,880 Yeah. 352 00:15:29,882 --> 00:15:32,015 I says, I shouldn't of done it. 353 00:15:32,017 --> 00:15:34,884 I didn't ever intend for the way it was, do you know what I mean? 354 00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:34,884 Yeah. 355 00:15:34,886 --> 00:15:38,120 I don't want James to be lonely, and I wanna be there for him any 356 00:15:38,122 --> 00:15:40,655 way I can, but I'm not a boy. 357 00:15:40,657 --> 00:15:43,224 I get so fucking worked up about it. 358 00:15:43,226 --> 00:15:46,493 I know well hey, James, you know we're human, and Kate's 359 00:15:46,495 --> 00:15:49,095 not talking to me and now I'm getting worked up. 360 00:15:49,097 --> 00:15:52,364 Ricci's not here, and I took James' friend away and 361 00:15:52,366 --> 00:15:55,533 because of that I feel guilty, I feel like shit. 362 00:15:55,535 --> 00:15:56,534 Lads don't give a fuck, like... 363 00:15:56,536 --> 00:15:56,534 'Cause lads... 364 00:15:56,536 --> 00:16:01,238 All they're bothered about is pulling, like I can't bond with 365 00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,473 them even if I was single. 366 00:16:03,475 --> 00:16:06,909 I couldn't bond with them 'cause it's not normal lad crack. 367 00:16:06,911 --> 00:16:09,478 You don't have, yeah, yeah you talk about funny right, 368 00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,079 you wanna pull birds? 369 00:16:11,081 --> 00:16:14,182 Like fucking, that's standard, but it's not everything. 370 00:16:14,184 --> 00:16:18,953 Vicky can understand why I'm angry and why I'm upset. 371 00:16:18,955 --> 00:16:23,657 Everyone can see what's going on and they're all sick of it. 372 00:16:23,659 --> 00:16:25,992 And I'm trying to make it better but Holly's 373 00:16:25,994 --> 00:16:27,927 not having any of it. 374 00:16:27,929 --> 00:16:30,162 And just know that you're trying. 375 00:16:30,164 --> 00:16:31,930 And that's all it takes James. 376 00:16:31,932 --> 00:16:33,064 No one's gonna let you fucking be on your own 377 00:16:33,066 --> 00:16:34,365 when you're trying. 378 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:34,365 And you know what? 379 00:16:34,367 --> 00:16:40,104 See what speaks volumes is Holly still cares about you. 380 00:16:40,106 --> 00:16:43,974 Things aren't lost between you, it's just she's super hurt. 381 00:16:43,976 --> 00:16:52,081 ¶ 382 00:16:52,083 --> 00:16:56,051 So we get back to the house and fuck it, I'm going to bed. 383 00:16:56,053 --> 00:16:56,051 I'm sick. 384 00:16:56,053 --> 00:17:01,689 I wanted to have a good night with everyone, have a laugh, 385 00:17:01,691 --> 00:17:05,292 but now it's all fucked. 386 00:17:10,298 --> 00:17:13,199 I do just want to be his friend again, but the way that he made 387 00:17:13,201 --> 00:17:18,037 me feel, and how horrible he was about me, I just can't do it. 388 00:17:18,039 --> 00:17:21,940 Vicky's gonna be his friend, but it doesn't mean I have to. 389 00:17:21,942 --> 00:17:30,614 ¶ 390 00:17:30,616 --> 00:17:35,084 Fuck me, this house is mint. 391 00:17:35,452 --> 00:17:37,486 Scotty T hasn't even seen his own bed yet and 392 00:17:37,488 --> 00:17:38,821 he's got a girl back. 393 00:17:38,823 --> 00:17:40,622 How does he even know what bed to go in? 394 00:17:40,624 --> 00:17:43,124 ¶ 395 00:17:43,126 --> 00:17:45,259 I couldn't give a fuck, I'm taking this bird in the first 396 00:17:45,261 --> 00:17:47,127 bed that I see and that's that. 397 00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:52,865 ¶ 398 00:17:52,867 --> 00:17:54,867 So I've got this bird in me bed and I'm having to play a 399 00:17:54,869 --> 00:17:56,501 wicked game of scrabble. 400 00:17:56,503 --> 00:18:09,880 ¶ 401 00:18:09,882 --> 00:18:12,215 I get back to the house, get in the shag pad, 402 00:18:12,217 --> 00:18:14,450 this amazing sea view... 403 00:18:19,288 --> 00:18:20,721 And all she wants to do is talk. 404 00:18:20,723 --> 00:18:22,389 The graft begins now. 405 00:18:28,194 --> 00:18:32,297 Eventually the ground work pays off and I'm down under. 406 00:18:32,299 --> 00:18:33,464 Good day mate. 407 00:18:33,466 --> 00:18:44,541 ¶ 408 00:18:44,543 --> 00:18:46,843 As a fucking really good housemate, I opt to take 409 00:18:46,845 --> 00:18:49,779 the sofa, take one for the team. 410 00:18:51,715 --> 00:18:54,249 I'm already on the fucking sofa and it's only the first night. 411 00:18:54,251 --> 00:18:55,617 Fuck's sake. 412 00:18:55,619 --> 00:19:05,727 ¶ 413 00:19:05,729 --> 00:19:26,246 ¶ 414 00:19:26,248 --> 00:19:27,513 First night. 415 00:19:27,515 --> 00:19:29,948 Bash! 416 00:19:29,950 --> 00:19:34,786 ¶ 417 00:19:34,788 --> 00:19:36,220 Fuck right off. 418 00:19:36,222 --> 00:19:38,288 I'm not driving that piece of shit. 419 00:19:38,290 --> 00:19:41,624 Since I'm in Australia, I don't understand, you can't get more 420 00:19:41,626 --> 00:19:44,460 Australian than a fucking yute. 421 00:19:44,462 --> 00:19:45,694 Get in! 422 00:19:45,696 --> 00:19:49,196 [honks horn] 423 00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:51,297 Gary, I can't. 424 00:19:51,299 --> 00:19:52,865 It's, oh my God it's hurting me arms. 425 00:19:52,867 --> 00:19:56,235 It's like being at the gym. 426 00:19:56,237 --> 00:19:57,469 Turn it that way. 427 00:19:57,471 --> 00:20:00,805 I know. 428 00:20:00,807 --> 00:20:04,909 Oh my God, this is pouring out. 429 00:20:04,911 --> 00:20:05,976 What if Charlotte comes back? 430 00:20:05,978 --> 00:20:07,410 I don't know how she's gonna feel. 431 00:20:07,412 --> 00:20:08,377 Yeah. 432 00:20:14,383 --> 00:20:16,617 I feel like she's just gonna come. 433 00:20:16,619 --> 00:20:19,186 She's just gonna probably bang you for a bit. 434 00:20:19,188 --> 00:20:20,253 But like eventually... 435 00:20:20,255 --> 00:20:21,354 Say the odd words, yeah. 436 00:20:21,356 --> 00:20:22,555 Say the odd words, whatever. 437 00:20:22,557 --> 00:20:24,690 I'm happy with that though. 438 00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:24,690 I'm okay with being civil. 439 00:20:24,692 --> 00:20:28,460 Eventually we'll get back to having a laugh like we used to, 440 00:20:28,462 --> 00:20:30,295 and I'll get and go pull girls out of the house. 441 00:20:30,297 --> 00:20:31,929 That is what I want. 442 00:20:31,931 --> 00:20:43,239 ¶ 443 00:20:43,241 --> 00:20:45,741 So me and Vicky walk up to this party bus. 444 00:20:45,743 --> 00:20:49,644 ¶ 445 00:20:49,646 --> 00:20:51,512 The work is our usual Geordie Tours. 446 00:20:51,514 --> 00:20:53,514 Just tashing on and getting fucked. 447 00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:55,649 Brilliant. 448 00:20:56,484 --> 00:20:59,419 Australia's party bus knocks Anna's fuckin' piddly little bus 449 00:20:59,421 --> 00:21:00,953 right out of the water. 450 00:21:00,955 --> 00:21:02,821 It makes it look like your with your fucking grandma, 451 00:21:02,823 --> 00:21:04,589 and this is frat house week. 452 00:21:04,591 --> 00:21:06,023 It's fucking amazing. 453 00:21:06,025 --> 00:21:10,560 ¶ 454 00:21:10,562 --> 00:21:12,361 Scott's running around like a giant vibrator 455 00:21:12,363 --> 00:21:13,895 in a fucking blond wig. 456 00:21:13,897 --> 00:21:16,230 He's completely in his element buzzing his tits off. 457 00:21:16,232 --> 00:21:18,031 ¶ 458 00:21:18,033 --> 00:21:21,901 This is what a party bus should be. 459 00:21:21,903 --> 00:21:23,002 Everyone's having a fucking mint time, 460 00:21:23,004 --> 00:21:24,470 the vodka's getting thrown about. 461 00:21:24,472 --> 00:21:26,839 ¶ 462 00:21:26,841 --> 00:21:28,407 Job well done. 463 00:21:28,409 --> 00:21:34,579 ¶ 464 00:21:34,581 --> 00:21:37,615 It's my first Saturday night out in Sydney so there's only 465 00:21:37,617 --> 00:21:41,819 one place to go, Pasha. 466 00:21:42,353 --> 00:21:44,387 Scott and Vicky still aren't back from work, fuck this, 467 00:21:44,389 --> 00:21:46,822 it's Saturday night, I'm going out. 468 00:21:46,824 --> 00:21:49,491 ¶ 469 00:21:49,493 --> 00:21:51,359 All right, this is to not being at work on a Saturday night. 470 00:21:51,361 --> 00:21:51,359 Cheers. 471 00:21:51,361 --> 00:21:51,359 Like unlucky Scott and Vicky. 472 00:21:51,361 --> 00:21:54,762 Not being at work and we're first cheers. 473 00:21:54,764 --> 00:21:54,762 Cheers. 474 00:21:54,764 --> 00:21:57,564 All I'm worried about now is Charlotte coming and 475 00:21:57,566 --> 00:21:59,599 ending up in my room. 476 00:21:59,601 --> 00:22:00,399 Cheers. 477 00:22:00,401 --> 00:22:00,399 Go. 478 00:22:00,401 --> 00:22:01,733 Let's do these shots. 479 00:22:01,735 --> 00:22:07,771 ¶ 480 00:22:07,773 --> 00:22:17,881 [club music] 481 00:22:17,883 --> 00:22:38,701 [club music] 482 00:22:38,703 --> 00:22:41,603 I'm in Sydney, I'm newly single, I'm on the fucking party bus. 483 00:22:41,605 --> 00:22:43,304 Who needs more drinks? 484 00:22:43,306 --> 00:22:45,739 I'm getting fucking marriage proposals, I'm getting cocks 485 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:48,975 thrust in me face, drinks handed. 486 00:22:48,977 --> 00:22:50,309 It was, it's been a long time since I've had a 487 00:22:50,311 --> 00:22:52,077 night out like this. 488 00:22:52,079 --> 00:22:55,412 If I'm going to tash on, this is the fucking place to do it. 489 00:22:57,782 --> 00:23:00,583 I spot a man and he's making eye contact with me and I'm making 490 00:23:00,585 --> 00:23:02,918 eye contact with him and we started gravitating 491 00:23:02,920 --> 00:23:05,353 towards each other. 492 00:23:13,395 --> 00:23:15,996 And his tongue's in me fucking mouth and it's kind of wicked. 493 00:23:15,998 --> 00:23:17,597 I am fucking tashing on. 494 00:23:17,599 --> 00:23:19,699 Single Vicky is getting her first tash on. 495 00:23:19,701 --> 00:23:27,105 ¶ 496 00:23:27,107 --> 00:23:29,040 God, I don't know, I can do anything I wanted. 497 00:23:29,042 --> 00:23:30,841 This is just fucking amazing. 498 00:23:30,843 --> 00:23:33,376 I've just got so much excitement and nervous energy. 499 00:23:33,378 --> 00:23:34,643 People better watch out, me lips have got like a fucking 500 00:23:34,645 --> 00:23:34,643 mind of their own. 501 00:23:34,645 --> 00:23:37,746 It's gonna be like a great big tashing on tornado. 502 00:23:37,748 --> 00:23:38,747 Nobody's gonna fucking know what hit it. 503 00:23:38,749 --> 00:23:51,559 ¶ 504 00:23:51,561 --> 00:23:54,495 So we're in the club and it's like a massive circus show. 505 00:23:54,497 --> 00:23:58,398 ¶ 506 00:23:58,400 --> 00:23:59,866 I love Sydney. 507 00:23:59,868 --> 00:24:02,869 ¶ 508 00:24:02,871 --> 00:24:06,439 Tonight, for me, it's all about just enjoying me self. 509 00:24:06,441 --> 00:24:08,140 ¶ 510 00:24:08,142 --> 00:24:11,910 Me and Sophie are on the way to getting very very drunk. 511 00:24:19,584 --> 00:24:25,621 ¶ 512 00:24:27,423 --> 00:24:29,190 ¶ 513 00:24:29,192 --> 00:24:31,025 The look away, me and Gary are really good friends, and 514 00:24:31,027 --> 00:24:32,626 Sophie's really good friends with James, so we're kind of 515 00:24:32,628 --> 00:24:37,730 just like keeping apart and distracting each other. 516 00:24:37,732 --> 00:24:45,704 ¶ 517 00:24:45,706 --> 00:24:49,574 I don't love Ricci anymore, and we're not together, and 518 00:24:49,576 --> 00:24:52,810 I'm single, and I should be able to do what I want. 519 00:24:52,812 --> 00:24:57,047 But I'm a fucking girl, I'm a real person, with real emotions, 520 00:24:57,049 --> 00:24:57,047 and I loved him. 521 00:24:57,049 --> 00:25:01,584 I loved him for fucking ages and I can't just t urn that off. 522 00:25:09,158 --> 00:25:13,127 I wish I fucking could, but I can't. 523 00:25:13,129 --> 00:25:17,831 And tashing on with this random tonight just proved that. 524 00:25:17,833 --> 00:25:19,732 Fuck! 525 00:25:26,806 --> 00:25:29,107 The first time, pulling for V was always gonna be hard, 526 00:25:29,109 --> 00:25:31,876 especially when she's just got out of a serious engagement, 527 00:25:31,878 --> 00:25:33,944 but it will get easier. 528 00:25:37,815 --> 00:25:49,625 ¶ 529 00:25:49,627 --> 00:25:51,593 Scotty! 530 00:25:51,595 --> 00:25:58,466 Scott's turned up, there's no Vicky. 531 00:25:58,468 --> 00:26:01,235 This might just be too soon after she's just had a 532 00:26:01,237 --> 00:26:03,070 massive break up with Ricci. 533 00:26:08,175 --> 00:26:11,677 Why is that, all our girls do, cry, neck on, cry, neck on, 534 00:26:11,679 --> 00:26:13,245 cry, neck on. 535 00:26:13,247 --> 00:26:14,846 Basic. 536 00:26:14,848 --> 00:26:20,618 ¶ 537 00:26:20,620 --> 00:26:22,953 It did upset me last night seeing him crying and I didn't 538 00:26:22,955 --> 00:26:24,921 realize that he would get that upset. 539 00:26:24,923 --> 00:26:26,822 So I feel like I do need to go and clear the air with him. 540 00:26:32,294 --> 00:26:34,261 And I'm thinking, oh shit, I just don't want 541 00:26:34,263 --> 00:26:36,997 another repeat of last night. 542 00:26:42,936 --> 00:26:44,503 And it's just isn't looking good at all. 543 00:26:48,241 --> 00:26:50,742 He's patronizing me, he's shushing me. 544 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:50,742 [Holly screams] 545 00:26:50,744 --> 00:26:55,813 Oh my God, I'm just absolutely fucking furious. 546 00:26:55,815 --> 00:26:57,181 Boom, it's kicked off. 547 00:26:57,183 --> 00:26:59,116 Holly's getting excited, her hands are over here, 548 00:26:59,118 --> 00:27:00,951 she's kicking off. 549 00:27:00,953 --> 00:27:05,588 All she wants is attention and people to feel sorry for her. 550 00:27:05,789 --> 00:27:08,123 [Holly screams] 551 00:27:08,125 --> 00:27:11,126 And then the next thing I know, I'm getting escorted 552 00:27:11,128 --> 00:27:13,928 out through the fire exit. 553 00:27:15,231 --> 00:27:19,867 I mean, Sydney's best night club, and 20 minutes later 554 00:27:19,869 --> 00:27:22,369 I'm getting kicked out of it. 555 00:27:22,371 --> 00:27:23,436 We're probably not gonna be allowed back in there 556 00:27:23,438 --> 00:27:24,970 again thanks to me. 557 00:27:24,972 --> 00:27:26,805 [Holly screams] 558 00:27:26,807 --> 00:27:36,915 ¶ 559 00:27:36,917 --> 00:27:46,858 ¶ 560 00:27:46,860 --> 00:27:48,926 To be honest, I don't give a fuck what's happening 561 00:27:48,928 --> 00:27:50,861 between James and Holly. 562 00:27:50,863 --> 00:27:53,830 All I care about is me, who I ride in Australia. 563 00:27:53,832 --> 00:27:58,334 ¶ 564 00:27:58,336 --> 00:28:01,704 For once, it's not me involved in all the drama. 565 00:28:01,706 --> 00:28:04,139 Fuck this fighting, I'm a lover, not a fighter. 566 00:28:04,141 --> 00:28:06,341 I'm gonna get a bird and fuck her. 567 00:28:11,346 --> 00:28:11,345 There's one. 568 00:28:11,347 --> 00:28:11,345 What's your name darlin'? 569 00:28:11,347 --> 00:28:14,247 Actually it doesn't fucking matter, get in the taxi, 570 00:28:14,249 --> 00:28:15,314 you're getting Gaz'd. 571 00:28:15,316 --> 00:28:18,884 ¶ 572 00:28:18,886 --> 00:28:20,485 Everyone's ready to leave the club and I haven't even thought 573 00:28:20,487 --> 00:28:23,488 about nesting a bird because of all the kick offs and I've 574 00:28:23,490 --> 00:28:26,991 literally got a power minute to find someone to go home with. 575 00:28:26,993 --> 00:28:37,101 ¶ 576 00:28:37,103 --> 00:28:44,007 ¶ 577 00:28:45,976 --> 00:28:47,276 I had the shag pad last night, Scott's got the 578 00:28:47,278 --> 00:28:52,847 shag pad tonight. 579 00:28:52,849 --> 00:28:55,449 Vicky's already in bed so I can't have my double bed. 580 00:28:55,451 --> 00:28:56,817 I can't go in the girls room. 581 00:28:56,819 --> 00:28:59,886 ¶ 582 00:28:59,888 --> 00:29:00,987 I need a fucking bed. 583 00:29:00,989 --> 00:29:04,857 James, I need your room. 584 00:29:04,859 --> 00:29:08,460 Tonight's been absolutely shit and now to top it all off, 585 00:29:08,462 --> 00:29:12,063 I can't even sleep in me own bed because fucking Gaz 586 00:29:12,065 --> 00:29:15,266 has brought a bird back. 587 00:29:19,771 --> 00:29:22,272 The shag pad's mine tonight, so it's straight up the stairway to 588 00:29:22,274 --> 00:29:26,109 heaven which just happens to end at my fucking belland. 589 00:29:26,111 --> 00:29:36,118 ¶ 590 00:29:36,120 --> 00:29:39,554 In me head I'm thinking, shit I'm banging a bird 591 00:29:39,556 --> 00:29:42,823 in Charlotte's future bed. 592 00:29:45,026 --> 00:29:46,459 Fuck. 593 00:29:48,862 --> 00:29:50,495 Put the cuffs on this, guilty. 594 00:29:51,997 --> 00:30:02,106 ¶ 595 00:30:02,108 --> 00:30:18,956 ¶ 596 00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:21,224 Me and Gary haven't spoken since last time but I feel like I'm in 597 00:30:21,226 --> 00:30:24,427 a much better place right now. 598 00:30:26,096 --> 00:30:28,864 I've met someone who I really care about, but it's still 599 00:30:28,866 --> 00:30:32,800 really new, so I can't stand the thought of anyone ruinin' it. 600 00:30:34,903 --> 00:30:48,948 ¶ 601 00:30:48,950 --> 00:30:55,087 I wake up, and Holly's no where to be seen. 602 00:30:57,090 --> 00:31:00,225 I know for a fact that sheep shagging Steve is gonna 603 00:31:00,227 --> 00:31:03,962 have something to say for Holly's actions last night. 604 00:31:04,897 --> 00:31:07,198 That means one thing, Holly's lost her place in the house 605 00:31:07,200 --> 00:31:09,967 for a while cause she's getting a boligan. 606 00:31:13,071 --> 00:31:14,871 Hello? 607 00:31:14,873 --> 00:31:16,405 Hello! 608 00:31:16,407 --> 00:31:20,909 I hear shoutin' and straight away, I know exactly who it is. 609 00:31:20,911 --> 00:31:26,214 [piano music] 610 00:31:26,216 --> 00:31:27,915 [Charlotte screams] 611 00:31:27,917 --> 00:31:30,183 Out of the blue, I just hear that screeching, 612 00:31:30,185 --> 00:31:33,252 screaming, stupid voice. 613 00:31:33,254 --> 00:31:34,386 And it is, it's Charlotte. 614 00:31:34,388 --> 00:31:35,653 She's back. 615 00:31:37,889 --> 00:31:40,624 Seeing Gary again is, it's not weird. 616 00:31:40,626 --> 00:31:42,626 It doesn't really feel like anything. 617 00:31:42,628 --> 00:31:46,062 Like, it just feels like nothing. 618 00:31:46,064 --> 00:31:46,062 How are you? 619 00:31:46,064 --> 00:31:46,062 Sophie's coming down as well. 620 00:31:46,064 --> 00:31:50,032 I'm nervous but I'm excited to see her. 621 00:31:50,034 --> 00:31:52,367 Is she speaking with us, are we not speaking? 622 00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:54,969 And I was like, ugg, but still I wanna go downstairs and 623 00:31:54,971 --> 00:31:56,437 I wanna see the girl. 624 00:31:56,971 --> 00:31:56,970 How are you doing? 625 00:31:56,972 --> 00:31:58,471 Where's Sophie and Holly? 626 00:31:58,473 --> 00:31:59,872 Is that my Charlotte? 627 00:31:59,874 --> 00:32:02,040 [Charlotte screams] 628 00:32:02,042 --> 00:32:03,074 Thank fuck she's here. 629 00:32:03,076 --> 00:32:05,176 I am fucking buzzing. 630 00:32:05,178 --> 00:32:08,012 How are you? 631 00:32:08,014 --> 00:32:11,148 This is when my time here starts. 632 00:32:11,150 --> 00:32:13,416 Been going a little bit wild. 633 00:32:13,683 --> 00:32:15,617 Weirdly the atmosphere between Gaz and Charlotte is sound at 634 00:32:15,619 --> 00:32:17,685 the moment, but let's see how long that lasts before they rip 635 00:32:17,687 --> 00:32:19,653 each others fucking heads off. 636 00:32:20,121 --> 00:32:21,187 No one's slept in their own beds yet. 637 00:32:21,189 --> 00:32:24,656 Gary's had sex in your bed. 638 00:32:25,224 --> 00:32:27,124 Has he? 639 00:32:27,126 --> 00:32:29,159 Oh well that's great. 640 00:32:29,161 --> 00:32:30,460 Sophie that was a really... 641 00:32:30,462 --> 00:32:32,562 Welcome home. 642 00:32:33,363 --> 00:32:35,130 Same shit, different day. 643 00:32:35,132 --> 00:32:38,099 I'm not really off, just change the fucking sheets. 644 00:32:38,101 --> 00:32:40,134 What do you think about him. 645 00:32:40,136 --> 00:32:40,134 I haven't. 646 00:32:40,136 --> 00:32:42,603 It's just weird, like it's weird. 647 00:32:42,605 --> 00:32:44,972 It's always weird seeing him. 648 00:32:44,974 --> 00:32:46,473 I don't really feel like any, I don't really have 649 00:32:46,475 --> 00:32:48,908 any time for him. 650 00:32:48,910 --> 00:32:50,342 I think he's a bit ugly now. 651 00:32:50,344 --> 00:32:51,509 Oh have you gone that way? 652 00:32:51,511 --> 00:32:53,577 Like he makes me sort of repulsed. 653 00:32:53,579 --> 00:32:55,445 Nice. 654 00:32:55,447 --> 00:32:56,512 Sometimes that can happen can't it. 655 00:32:56,514 --> 00:32:56,512 Yeah. 656 00:32:56,514 --> 00:32:59,615 You can fall out of love and there's no attraction. 657 00:32:59,617 --> 00:33:03,251 This is a real, real progression for Charlotte. 658 00:33:03,253 --> 00:33:05,319 I feel like it's a sign that she might finally be starting 659 00:33:05,321 --> 00:33:05,319 to get over Gary. 660 00:33:05,321 --> 00:33:09,323 I just, I just can't believe he had sex in me bed. 661 00:33:09,325 --> 00:33:09,323 Why not? 662 00:33:09,325 --> 00:33:13,126 Why does anything bother you. 663 00:33:13,128 --> 00:33:16,229 So did he know I was gonna be sleeping in it now? 664 00:33:16,231 --> 00:33:18,130 I am sick to death of Charlotte and Gary 665 00:33:18,132 --> 00:33:20,198 and that silly relationship. 666 00:33:20,200 --> 00:33:23,134 For her sake I hope she walks away from him in Australia and 667 00:33:23,136 --> 00:33:25,336 never speak to him again. 668 00:33:25,338 --> 00:33:28,038 Just tell him you want him to clean the sheets. 669 00:33:28,040 --> 00:33:29,339 Oh I'd just rather not mention it. 670 00:33:29,341 --> 00:33:31,474 I don't want any excuses to talk to him. 671 00:33:32,375 --> 00:33:41,082 ¶ 672 00:33:41,084 --> 00:33:42,483 We've been in Oz a couple days now and we haven't been 673 00:33:42,485 --> 00:33:43,951 to the beach yet. 674 00:33:43,953 --> 00:33:45,986 So, it's in the cars and off to Manny. 675 00:33:45,988 --> 00:33:50,590 ¶ 676 00:33:50,592 --> 00:33:53,059 In Australia it's mad, you can just walk up to 10 fit birds 677 00:33:53,061 --> 00:33:55,728 playing volleyball and get involved. 678 00:33:55,730 --> 00:33:57,563 In New Castle, if you walked up to a girl and were like, 679 00:33:57,565 --> 00:33:58,463 can I play with you? 680 00:33:58,465 --> 00:34:00,164 You get a backhand. 681 00:34:00,166 --> 00:34:04,968 ¶ 682 00:34:04,970 --> 00:34:08,972 Evidently all they're interested in is half clad bikini babes. 683 00:34:08,974 --> 00:34:10,340 Who would have thought it? 684 00:34:10,342 --> 00:34:15,144 ¶ 685 00:34:15,146 --> 00:34:17,746 I tried to kiss someone the other night. 686 00:34:17,748 --> 00:34:19,781 I was waiting for this to happen. 687 00:34:19,783 --> 00:34:21,449 I can't even remember who kissed who. 688 00:34:21,451 --> 00:34:24,318 I know he was leaning in and I know I was leaning in, then all 689 00:34:24,320 --> 00:34:26,987 the sudden we're like tashing on and I couldn't tell you a 690 00:34:26,989 --> 00:34:30,156 fucking thing other than I felt guilty. 691 00:34:30,158 --> 00:34:31,423 And I just felt like shit. 692 00:34:31,425 --> 00:34:32,524 It's your first time. 693 00:34:32,526 --> 00:34:36,394 Your first time's gonna be like that. 694 00:34:36,396 --> 00:34:38,028 'Cause I burst into tears like a fucking... 695 00:34:38,030 --> 00:34:39,095 Did the boy see you cry? 696 00:34:39,097 --> 00:34:40,463 Yeah, I cried in front of him. 697 00:34:40,465 --> 00:34:42,498 Oh my God, what will he thought of ya? 698 00:34:42,500 --> 00:34:44,766 Probably that he's a lack shit of a kisser. 699 00:34:44,768 --> 00:34:44,766 How embarrassing. 700 00:34:44,768 --> 00:34:48,369 Thanks Charlotte, I'm really pleased I can count on you. 701 00:34:48,371 --> 00:34:48,369 [laughter] 702 00:34:48,371 --> 00:34:50,537 And then I fucking told Scott about it, he gave 703 00:34:50,539 --> 00:34:53,306 me a fucking prick. 704 00:34:53,308 --> 00:34:55,741 I thought I could just fucking act like Donald Longshlong and 705 00:34:55,743 --> 00:34:58,376 neck on with loads of people but it turns out I'm just a 706 00:34:58,378 --> 00:34:59,276 teeny tiny testes. 707 00:34:59,278 --> 00:35:01,077 [laughter] 708 00:35:01,079 --> 00:35:03,412 The tables have definitely turned. 709 00:35:03,414 --> 00:35:06,014 I find me self sitting on this beach, enjoying a few, 710 00:35:06,016 --> 00:35:10,084 getting relationship advice from fucking Charlotte? 711 00:35:10,086 --> 00:35:12,286 It's like the twilight zone. 712 00:35:12,288 --> 00:35:14,187 Well we're going out tonight and I'm gonna give it another go. 713 00:35:14,189 --> 00:35:15,521 You're gonna give another kiss a go? 714 00:35:15,523 --> 00:35:17,155 I'm gonna give it a try. 715 00:35:17,157 --> 00:35:18,756 Well what about just a talk and flirt? 716 00:35:18,758 --> 00:35:20,224 Let's just roll with the punches. 717 00:35:20,226 --> 00:35:25,128 Let's just see how it goes. 718 00:35:25,130 --> 00:35:26,329 Oh shit. 719 00:35:26,331 --> 00:35:27,797 Towel hug. 720 00:35:27,799 --> 00:35:29,331 What the fuck, you creep. 721 00:35:29,333 --> 00:35:37,505 ¶ 722 00:35:37,507 --> 00:35:38,706 Well I'm gonna go to sleep 'cause I've been 723 00:35:38,708 --> 00:35:40,374 on a 24 hour flight. 724 00:35:40,376 --> 00:35:41,408 I'm not gonna come out tonight. 725 00:35:41,410 --> 00:35:43,510 You're not gonna come out, yeah. 726 00:35:43,512 --> 00:35:44,377 I'm not coming out. 727 00:35:44,379 --> 00:35:45,044 I'm not. 728 00:35:45,046 --> 00:35:46,345 I need me sleep. 729 00:35:46,347 --> 00:35:48,547 Like I haven't had any sleep for a day and a half. 730 00:35:48,549 --> 00:35:51,716 I'm not gonna get drunk and kiss loads of other lads, or jump 731 00:35:51,718 --> 00:35:54,518 around like a tit like Scott, cause I'm just not in the mood 732 00:35:54,520 --> 00:35:59,055 because sometimes I can't always be happy, just like every other 733 00:35:59,057 --> 00:36:01,357 human being on this planet! 734 00:36:01,359 --> 00:36:12,501 ¶ 735 00:36:12,503 --> 00:36:14,436 Tonight we're off to a backpacker bar and 736 00:36:14,438 --> 00:36:17,505 I can't help but feel a little bit jubious. 737 00:36:17,507 --> 00:36:19,206 Something tells me we're gonna stick out like 738 00:36:19,208 --> 00:36:22,276 sore fucking thumbs. 739 00:36:22,278 --> 00:36:28,414 [club music] 740 00:36:28,416 --> 00:36:30,849 It's my first night out in Australia without Holly 741 00:36:30,851 --> 00:36:32,417 and I'm actually buzzin'. 742 00:36:32,419 --> 00:36:35,653 I'm finally gonna get to enjoy me self. 743 00:36:35,655 --> 00:36:37,621 [club music] 744 00:36:37,623 --> 00:36:39,923 Every night out we've had up until now has revolved around 745 00:36:39,925 --> 00:36:42,892 James and Holly, and ultimately ends in confrontation. 746 00:36:42,894 --> 00:36:46,495 In her absence, James' flourishing is the old him, 747 00:36:46,497 --> 00:36:49,831 he's dancing, he's having a laugh, and he's having fun. 748 00:36:49,833 --> 00:36:51,799 And it's so nice to see. 749 00:36:51,801 --> 00:36:59,406 [club music] 750 00:36:59,408 --> 00:37:02,675 It's backpacker night, so I've gone out in my flat trainers, 751 00:37:02,677 --> 00:37:05,944 and everyone knows backpackers can't afford heals. 752 00:37:05,946 --> 00:37:07,712 That's why they all wear flats. 753 00:37:07,714 --> 00:37:10,347 So I'm mingling with the backpackers. 754 00:37:10,349 --> 00:37:13,016 ¶ 755 00:37:13,018 --> 00:37:16,285 Me and Soph venture off into the club like travel explorers 756 00:37:16,287 --> 00:37:20,255 searching for the native animal, the elusive Australian till. 757 00:37:25,627 --> 00:37:28,595 They're all disgusting and I can't even pull in here, 758 00:37:28,597 --> 00:37:30,663 so I don't know how Vicky could. 759 00:37:30,665 --> 00:37:37,402 ¶ 760 00:37:37,404 --> 00:37:40,238 In the end, me and Soph actually strike quite lucky and get 761 00:37:40,240 --> 00:37:43,006 two reasonable looking lads. 762 00:37:45,943 --> 00:37:48,844 Vicky wants to pull, but she hasn't got the whole power 763 00:37:48,846 --> 00:37:52,914 herself, so I'm like right, I will wing-woman you. 764 00:37:53,982 --> 00:37:53,981 Vicky's fucking living the dream. 765 00:37:53,983 --> 00:37:56,883 She's got a blond haired lad on one side, a dark haired lad 766 00:37:56,885 --> 00:37:58,517 on the other side. 767 00:37:58,519 --> 00:38:01,486 I was thinking, is Vicky gonna have her first threesome? 768 00:38:05,790 --> 00:38:10,894 ¶ 769 00:38:10,896 --> 00:38:14,998 Hello, hello, hello! 770 00:38:15,532 --> 00:38:20,669 I'm asleep and all I hear is someone kicking off. 771 00:38:20,671 --> 00:38:24,005 Guess who's fucking back! 772 00:38:24,007 --> 00:38:28,676 What the fuck? 773 00:38:28,678 --> 00:38:32,979 Hello, is anyone in like, or what? 774 00:38:34,047 --> 00:38:35,714 Hello? 775 00:38:35,716 --> 00:38:38,383 [Jay screams] 776 00:38:42,988 --> 00:38:45,556 This is fucking Jay? 777 00:38:45,558 --> 00:38:46,990 What the hell? 778 00:38:46,992 --> 00:38:48,358 [Charlotte screams] 779 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:48,358 What are you doing? 780 00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:51,861 Is this some kind of fucked up nightmare. 781 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:51,861 Have a drink. 782 00:38:51,863 --> 00:38:54,864 Come on Char, have a drink. 783 00:38:55,599 --> 00:38:57,833 Jay is back. 784 00:38:57,835 --> 00:38:59,367 Yay! 785 00:38:59,369 --> 00:39:07,507 ¶ 786 00:39:07,509 --> 00:39:09,909 It's so weird seeing Vicky on the pull again. 787 00:39:09,911 --> 00:39:11,911 And she was like Gaz which guy do you think I should pick? 788 00:39:11,913 --> 00:39:12,912 The dark one, the blonde one? 789 00:39:12,914 --> 00:39:14,713 I was like, what the fuck? 790 00:39:14,715 --> 00:39:17,449 I was like fuck it, just have a threesome. 791 00:39:17,451 --> 00:39:22,519 [club music] 792 00:39:22,521 --> 00:39:24,120 Listen, I've only just got to Oz. 793 00:39:24,122 --> 00:39:26,789 I don't wanna go around breaking hearts straight away. 794 00:39:26,791 --> 00:39:28,590 So there's no chance I'm tashing on with either one of them 795 00:39:28,592 --> 00:39:29,624 in front of the other. 796 00:39:29,626 --> 00:39:31,759 It's just not cool. 797 00:39:39,433 --> 00:39:47,640 ¶ 798 00:39:47,642 --> 00:39:50,909 Me and Jay have come up with a plan and to be fucking honest, 799 00:39:50,911 --> 00:39:53,378 I can't wait to see the reaction. 800 00:39:53,380 --> 00:39:55,646 James come on in, come this way. 801 00:39:55,648 --> 00:40:00,983 I've been by me self and I've been shitting me self. 802 00:40:00,985 --> 00:40:02,384 I saw something from the window. 803 00:40:02,386 --> 00:40:04,352 You guys please, come look at this. 804 00:40:04,354 --> 00:40:04,352 You're full of shit. 805 00:40:04,354 --> 00:40:08,422 No I'm fucking not, I swear to God. 806 00:40:08,424 --> 00:40:12,659 I've been by me self no one's fucking tried to help us at all. 807 00:40:12,661 --> 00:40:15,695 Come on, everyone come look. 808 00:40:16,129 --> 00:40:19,798 It was over there by the window! 809 00:40:19,800 --> 00:40:22,167 Ha ha ha! 810 00:40:22,169 --> 00:40:28,373 [yelling and cheering] 811 00:40:32,511 --> 00:40:34,011 I'm back in the fucking Geordie Shore house 812 00:40:34,013 --> 00:40:36,179 and I'm fucking mortal. 813 00:40:36,181 --> 00:40:39,882 ¶ 814 00:40:39,884 --> 00:40:41,550 Charlotte pee'd a hat of lies. 815 00:40:41,552 --> 00:40:42,617 It's fucking, Jay? 816 00:40:42,619 --> 00:40:53,827 ¶ 817 00:40:53,829 --> 00:40:57,429 I finally got a fucking decent mate back in the house. 818 00:40:58,864 --> 00:41:02,566 The silver back, the grayest old man. 819 00:41:02,568 --> 00:41:07,570 The daddy of all Geordie Shores has came back. 820 00:41:07,572 --> 00:41:10,773 [shouting and laughter] 821 00:41:10,775 --> 00:41:10,806 ¶