1 00:00:06,071 --> 00:00:08,472 "Geordie Shore" is back. 2 00:00:08,474 --> 00:00:11,174 What the hell is gonna happen this time? 3 00:00:11,176 --> 00:00:12,475 Geordie Tours. 4 00:00:12,477 --> 00:00:14,043 Where? Across Europe. 5 00:00:14,045 --> 00:00:15,477 (all cheering) 6 00:00:15,479 --> 00:00:19,214 (all) What happens on tour, stays on tour! 7 00:00:19,216 --> 00:00:20,648 Bring on the fucking carnage. 8 00:00:20,650 --> 00:00:21,749 (screaming) Fuck off! 9 00:00:21,751 --> 00:00:25,085 (Anna) I want you to leave, no further notice. 10 00:00:25,820 --> 00:00:26,686 Hi, again. 11 00:00:26,688 --> 00:00:27,920 Charlotte's back. 12 00:00:27,922 --> 00:00:28,553 I love you. 13 00:00:28,555 --> 00:00:32,990 I am just another girl who's fell in love with Gary. 14 00:00:32,992 --> 00:00:34,958 I have to deal with the Ricci situation. 15 00:00:34,960 --> 00:00:38,061 We just need to be on our own. 16 00:00:38,063 --> 00:00:39,028 I think this is it. 17 00:00:39,030 --> 00:00:41,397 Military boot camp is my idea of heaven. 18 00:00:41,399 --> 00:00:43,966 Captain Cock Sucker, here to suck you off. 19 00:00:43,968 --> 00:00:44,599 See me later. 20 00:00:44,601 --> 00:00:48,202 It's time to full-on have a proper house party. 21 00:00:48,204 --> 00:00:49,269 Fucking well happen. 22 00:00:49,271 --> 00:00:52,305 We are knee deep in clunge, it's fucking ridiculous. 23 00:00:52,307 --> 00:00:57,109 I am standing there, looking like an absolute wanker. 24 00:00:57,111 --> 00:00:59,511 (shouting) 25 00:00:59,513 --> 00:01:00,478 Fuck off! 26 00:01:00,480 --> 00:01:01,545 (screaming) 27 00:01:01,547 --> 00:01:03,213 Everyone's just pure kicking off. 28 00:01:03,215 --> 00:01:03,947 Fuck! 29 00:01:03,949 --> 00:01:05,148 I hope that he's gone forever. 30 00:01:05,150 --> 00:01:08,184 I don't ever wanna see him again. 31 00:01:08,985 --> 00:01:10,986 I should have a degree in pulling women. 32 00:01:10,988 --> 00:01:13,388 I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. edge. 33 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:15,056 If you look up pulling in the dictionary, 34 00:01:15,058 --> 00:01:15,990 my name's next to it. 35 00:01:15,992 --> 00:01:17,291 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 36 00:01:17,293 --> 00:01:19,626 Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up. 37 00:01:19,628 --> 00:01:21,961 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 38 00:01:21,963 --> 00:01:23,929 Got the looks, got the charm-- it just works. 39 00:01:23,931 --> 00:01:26,164 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs. 40 00:01:26,166 --> 00:01:28,499 The hardest graft I've ever done was doing me hair. 41 00:01:28,501 --> 00:01:32,102 (all) Geordie Shore, why aye! 42 00:01:34,038 --> 00:01:37,273 ¶ 43 00:01:44,481 --> 00:01:47,216 The house party was a pure disaster. 44 00:01:47,218 --> 00:01:49,518 And Charlotte and Gary had a massive row. 45 00:01:49,520 --> 00:01:52,120 And, once again, he stormed off, 46 00:01:52,122 --> 00:01:54,388 leaving her to cry her eyes out. 47 00:01:54,390 --> 00:01:58,058 Gary's left us with a broken heart, a broken foot, 48 00:01:58,060 --> 00:01:59,959 and I don't think I'm ever gonna get over 49 00:01:59,961 --> 00:02:03,095 what he's done to us this time. 50 00:02:03,097 --> 00:02:04,096 (Gary) To be fair, 51 00:02:04,098 --> 00:02:07,365 last night just got totally out of hand. 52 00:02:07,367 --> 00:02:09,500 (phone ringing) 53 00:02:11,302 --> 00:02:12,902 Hello? 54 00:02:14,004 --> 00:02:15,804 Good morning. 55 00:02:16,906 --> 00:02:18,306 Yeah, here, two seconds. 56 00:02:18,308 --> 00:02:19,407 So we've got Anna on the blower, 57 00:02:19,409 --> 00:02:21,108 and she wants to talk to Charlotte. 58 00:02:21,110 --> 00:02:23,110 I reckon it's about last night. 59 00:02:23,112 --> 00:02:24,111 (grunts) 60 00:02:24,113 --> 00:02:26,413 Charlotte just went too far this time. 61 00:02:26,415 --> 00:02:31,017 Like, I reckon Anna is gonna be fucking foaming. 62 00:02:33,387 --> 00:02:34,987 Hi, Anna. 63 00:02:41,194 --> 00:02:41,927 I know. 64 00:02:41,929 --> 00:02:44,095 I know what I did was wrong, but Anna doesn't realize 65 00:02:44,097 --> 00:02:47,364 how much of a dick Gary was actually being. 66 00:02:51,268 --> 00:02:52,434 Okay, bye. 67 00:02:52,436 --> 00:02:53,201 Bye. 68 00:02:53,203 --> 00:02:54,168 (hanging up phone) 69 00:02:54,170 --> 00:02:56,537 I can't believe I've been kicked out of the house. 70 00:02:56,539 --> 00:03:00,407 I never, ever wanna see Gary again. 71 00:03:01,108 --> 00:03:02,141 (Scott) So Charlotte's gotta go, 72 00:03:02,143 --> 00:03:04,910 and we don't know whether she's gonna come back or not. 73 00:03:04,912 --> 00:03:05,944 We're all gonna miss her, 74 00:03:05,946 --> 00:03:08,479 and I'm gutted it's had to come down to this. 75 00:03:12,951 --> 00:03:13,850 I'm so fucking angry 76 00:03:13,852 --> 00:03:16,152 that my best friend is having to leave this house 77 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:17,853 for something that Gary has done. 78 00:03:17,855 --> 00:03:19,454 At the minute, if Gaz and Charlotte 79 00:03:19,456 --> 00:03:20,555 are living under the same roof, 80 00:03:20,557 --> 00:03:22,356 I think they'll probably rip each other's heads off. 81 00:03:22,358 --> 00:03:24,825 Right, Dan, you get the heavy one. 82 00:03:24,827 --> 00:03:26,259 Ow, God. Right, right. 83 00:03:26,261 --> 00:03:27,526 (laughter) 84 00:03:27,528 --> 00:03:29,227 (Gary) I know Charlotte's leaving, 85 00:03:29,229 --> 00:03:31,295 but I just can't go down and say goodbye. 86 00:03:31,297 --> 00:03:33,997 I just can't talk to her at the minute. 87 00:03:33,999 --> 00:03:34,998 See youse, everyone. 88 00:03:35,000 --> 00:03:36,199 Bye, Charlotte. I love you. 89 00:03:36,201 --> 00:03:37,433 Yeah, Charlotte. 90 00:03:37,435 --> 00:03:39,001 Go on! 91 00:03:39,003 --> 00:03:40,869 I can see your asshole. 92 00:03:40,871 --> 00:03:41,636 Oh, my-- 93 00:03:41,638 --> 00:03:43,237 Bye! Bye! 94 00:03:43,239 --> 00:03:43,837 See you! 95 00:03:43,839 --> 00:03:45,271 (Holly) This might be the last time 96 00:03:45,273 --> 00:03:48,240 that I'm actually gonna see Charlotte for ages. 97 00:03:54,647 --> 00:03:57,348 There's 35, 40 girls, and there's five lads. 98 00:03:57,350 --> 00:03:59,616 What am I going to do, lock me self in a cupboard? 99 00:03:59,618 --> 00:04:01,217 She needs to understand that, like... 100 00:04:01,219 --> 00:04:02,985 I know. you don't feel the same way. 101 00:04:02,987 --> 00:04:05,620 Gary just sat there like he's done nothing wrong. 102 00:04:05,622 --> 00:04:07,355 It's hard to live in a house with someone 103 00:04:07,357 --> 00:04:09,523 that's took our friend away from us. 104 00:04:09,525 --> 00:04:11,224 So there's a massive divide in the house, 105 00:04:11,226 --> 00:04:14,060 and I don't even wanna be in the same room as Gary, 106 00:04:14,062 --> 00:04:16,262 especially with that diseased, rotten, 107 00:04:16,264 --> 00:04:17,930 falling-to-bits parsnip. 108 00:04:17,932 --> 00:04:20,499 Ricci's left, now Charlotte's gone as well. 109 00:04:20,501 --> 00:04:23,235 I just don't know how much more of this I can take. 110 00:04:23,237 --> 00:04:24,569 (crying) You shouldn't have done that. 111 00:04:24,571 --> 00:04:27,838 You shouldn't have brought that girl upstairs. 112 00:04:28,973 --> 00:04:30,473 (sighing) 113 00:04:34,044 --> 00:04:34,443 Oh, God. 114 00:04:34,445 --> 00:04:36,077 Only thing that would make them girls happy now 115 00:04:36,079 --> 00:04:38,579 is stringing me up, chopping me fucking dick off. 116 00:04:38,581 --> 00:04:41,381 What the hell am I supposed to do? 117 00:04:43,117 --> 00:04:48,054 Scramble, Egg, and Toast now have no mother. 118 00:04:48,922 --> 00:04:50,088 That's the term. 119 00:04:50,090 --> 00:04:51,856 Yeah, it's actually in the dictionary. 120 00:04:51,858 --> 00:04:52,890 It should be, like, taken out. 121 00:04:52,892 --> 00:04:55,025 That's like surely not politically correct. 122 00:04:55,027 --> 00:04:57,193 I just really hope that Charlotte comes back 123 00:04:57,195 --> 00:05:00,896 because it's just not gonna be the same without her. 124 00:05:04,033 --> 00:05:05,233 Yeah. 125 00:05:12,341 --> 00:05:13,541 (phone ringing) 126 00:05:13,543 --> 00:05:14,875 (Anna) Hi. 127 00:05:14,877 --> 00:05:16,409 Hi... Scotty. 128 00:05:17,377 --> 00:05:19,411 So Anna's had-- we're all over fucking Europe, 129 00:05:19,413 --> 00:05:21,613 taking care of hen and stag dos. 130 00:05:21,615 --> 00:05:24,716 I wonder where she's gonna put us this time. 131 00:05:26,051 --> 00:05:27,951 Shut up, Anna. That's pretty good. 132 00:05:27,953 --> 00:05:30,386 Fucking wicked, we're all off to the French Alps. 133 00:05:30,388 --> 00:05:32,388 Hopefully, this will take everyone's mind 134 00:05:32,390 --> 00:05:34,556 off Charlotte leaving. 135 00:05:34,558 --> 00:05:36,324 What's the score? 136 00:05:36,326 --> 00:05:38,159 Guess where we're going. 137 00:05:38,161 --> 00:05:39,260 Where? 138 00:05:39,262 --> 00:05:40,327 French Alps. 139 00:05:40,329 --> 00:05:41,761 Is it? Aye. 140 00:05:41,763 --> 00:05:42,862 Skiing. 141 00:05:42,864 --> 00:05:43,996 Skiing is fucking amazing. 142 00:05:43,998 --> 00:05:48,266 But with Charlotte not here, it is gonna be weird. 143 00:05:49,134 --> 00:05:50,701 Hello. 144 00:05:50,703 --> 00:05:51,368 Scott walks in. 145 00:05:51,370 --> 00:05:53,470 What the fuck does he want now? 146 00:05:53,472 --> 00:05:55,271 We got the French Alps. 147 00:05:55,273 --> 00:05:56,472 No way. Aye. 148 00:05:56,474 --> 00:05:57,239 Skiing. 149 00:05:57,241 --> 00:05:58,974 It should be really good news. 150 00:05:58,976 --> 00:05:59,908 I should be excited. 151 00:05:59,910 --> 00:06:01,175 But all I can think about is the fact 152 00:06:01,177 --> 00:06:03,410 that Ricci won't be there and Charlotte won't be there. 153 00:06:03,412 --> 00:06:07,781 And, for me, that just takes the shine off it slightly. 154 00:06:09,016 --> 00:06:10,116 I get what you're doing, Holly. 155 00:06:10,118 --> 00:06:13,152 I've used this technique all the time. 156 00:06:13,154 --> 00:06:15,154 (James) The one thing I've always wanted 157 00:06:15,156 --> 00:06:17,489 to take off the list is skiing. 158 00:06:17,491 --> 00:06:19,724 Perfect comb-over, tick. 159 00:06:19,726 --> 00:06:20,791 Wicked bird, tick. 160 00:06:20,793 --> 00:06:24,694 Unreal skier, about to be ticked. 161 00:06:26,229 --> 00:06:28,163 I hope them French Alps are ready, 162 00:06:28,165 --> 00:06:30,999 'cause the Geordies are coming. 163 00:06:33,068 --> 00:06:36,270 The snow, mountains-- it's absolutely freezing. 164 00:06:36,272 --> 00:06:40,807 I think we finally found somewhere colder than Newcastle. 165 00:06:44,578 --> 00:06:46,912 Is this where we're staying? 166 00:06:46,914 --> 00:06:48,213 Kind of chill out, let's see what's inside. 167 00:06:48,215 --> 00:06:50,782 This chalet is gonna have to be pretty fucking decent 168 00:06:50,784 --> 00:06:54,218 to top the pad we had in Barcelona, 'cause that was epic. 169 00:06:54,220 --> 00:06:55,953 All they got is bunk beds. 170 00:06:55,955 --> 00:06:59,923 Fucking no chance am I staying in bunk beds. 171 00:06:59,925 --> 00:07:02,792 Bunk beds? This is so exciting. 172 00:07:02,794 --> 00:07:03,993 I'll have the top bunk. 173 00:07:03,995 --> 00:07:05,227 (Gary) This is the living room. 174 00:07:05,229 --> 00:07:06,928 Oh, wow... (gasping). 175 00:07:06,930 --> 00:07:07,795 The chalet is amazing. 176 00:07:07,797 --> 00:07:10,230 It's exactly what I would have expected from a skiing holiday. 177 00:07:10,232 --> 00:07:12,832 It's so cozy-- there's an open fire. 178 00:07:12,834 --> 00:07:15,234 Cute up here. 179 00:07:15,868 --> 00:07:18,903 Telling you right now, we're getting the best rooms. 180 00:07:18,905 --> 00:07:20,771 Should the girls have the upstairs? 181 00:07:20,773 --> 00:07:21,271 Yeah. 182 00:07:21,273 --> 00:07:22,573 I need a room for me self. 183 00:07:22,575 --> 00:07:24,274 The others don't know what I'm doing, 184 00:07:24,276 --> 00:07:27,210 but I've invited Joel to come tomorrow. 185 00:07:27,212 --> 00:07:29,312 Girls are taking the upstairs! 186 00:07:29,314 --> 00:07:31,213 No. (both) Yeah. 187 00:07:31,215 --> 00:07:32,480 Youse got the double beds? 188 00:07:32,482 --> 00:07:33,447 The lads can't spoon. 189 00:07:33,449 --> 00:07:35,982 I'm thrilled to ribbons-- the girls are upstairs, 190 00:07:35,984 --> 00:07:36,983 we've got the best rooms, 191 00:07:36,985 --> 00:07:39,051 and the boys are downstairs with the fucking shit ones. 192 00:07:39,053 --> 00:07:40,886 Not that it matters to Scott and Gaz 'cause they love 193 00:07:40,888 --> 00:07:43,488 lying in bed and sucking each other off anyway. 194 00:07:43,490 --> 00:07:44,555 Upstairs is nice then? 195 00:07:44,557 --> 00:07:46,590 Yeah, it's lush. We're loving it. Bugsy. 196 00:07:46,592 --> 00:07:48,558 We may be all the way in the French Alps, 197 00:07:48,560 --> 00:07:51,060 but the boy-girl divide from Newcastle 198 00:07:51,062 --> 00:07:53,062 has definitely came with us. 199 00:07:56,466 --> 00:07:57,265 Tell 'em. 200 00:07:57,267 --> 00:07:58,366 Ah, look down... (laughing) 201 00:07:58,368 --> 00:08:01,035 Hey, girls, girls... 202 00:08:01,037 --> 00:08:02,503 Fuck right off, James. 203 00:08:02,505 --> 00:08:04,071 You can sleep on the fucking balcony 204 00:08:04,073 --> 00:08:07,140 and freeze your bollocks off for all I care. 205 00:08:08,575 --> 00:08:10,776 (all laughing) 206 00:08:19,986 --> 00:08:22,520 It's gonna be fucking wicked out here like skiing tomorrow. 207 00:08:22,522 --> 00:08:24,555 First, our night. (sighs) 208 00:08:24,557 --> 00:08:27,157 How you feeling about it, though? 209 00:08:33,030 --> 00:08:33,829 No, I know. 210 00:08:33,831 --> 00:08:35,430 All these trips, me and Charlotte have done. 211 00:08:35,432 --> 00:08:37,532 In Amsterdam, we kind of got back together. 212 00:08:37,534 --> 00:08:40,535 In Prague, she-- looked after her she was sick, 213 00:08:40,537 --> 00:08:42,103 and we spent 11 nights together. 214 00:08:42,105 --> 00:08:43,871 In Barcelona, she told us she loved us. 215 00:08:43,873 --> 00:08:46,907 And now I'm skiing without her. It's shit. 216 00:08:46,909 --> 00:08:48,141 For once, I feel like, why should I 217 00:08:48,143 --> 00:08:51,244 be out gallivanting with birds when she's not even here? 218 00:08:51,246 --> 00:08:54,113 So Gaz is saying that he doesn't feel right pulling 219 00:08:54,115 --> 00:08:55,981 'cause Charlotte's not here? 220 00:08:55,983 --> 00:08:57,349 He needs to fucking wind his neck in. 221 00:08:57,351 --> 00:08:58,983 This is the perfect opportunity. 222 00:08:58,985 --> 00:09:01,385 Girls, we're off. We'll see you at the pre-bar. 223 00:09:01,387 --> 00:09:03,320 Why are youse not waiting for us, like? 224 00:09:03,322 --> 00:09:05,889 The boys have gone ahead to the club without us. 225 00:09:05,891 --> 00:09:07,423 What a brunch of pricks. 226 00:09:07,425 --> 00:09:11,360 ¶ Girls party, like we're in the Alps ¶ 227 00:09:11,362 --> 00:09:14,763 ¶ 228 00:09:22,338 --> 00:09:23,971 Good thing about these ski resorts 229 00:09:23,973 --> 00:09:27,607 is that they're full of posh unibirds. 230 00:09:27,609 --> 00:09:29,976 Skiing, we're skiing. 231 00:09:31,611 --> 00:09:35,547 I've discovered why heels aren't such a good idea in the show. 232 00:09:35,549 --> 00:09:37,148 Whoo! Hold me hand. 233 00:09:37,150 --> 00:09:38,082 (giggling) 234 00:09:38,084 --> 00:09:40,484 Aah! Oh, God, Vicky. 235 00:09:40,486 --> 00:09:42,552 ¶ 236 00:09:42,554 --> 00:09:45,922 (Vicky) The bar's great, but there's one distinct feature missing, 237 00:09:45,924 --> 00:09:47,089 and that's Charlotte. 238 00:09:47,091 --> 00:09:49,491 And we all know why she's not here. 239 00:09:49,493 --> 00:09:51,860 I can tell everyone's missing Charlotte. 240 00:09:51,862 --> 00:09:52,861 I'm missing Charlotte, 241 00:09:52,863 --> 00:09:54,529 but we need to make the best of a bad situation. 242 00:09:54,531 --> 00:09:58,399 I need to talk to Vicky about it 'cause I need her on my side. 243 00:10:03,505 --> 00:10:05,372 This whole Gary and Charlotte situation 244 00:10:05,374 --> 00:10:08,241 has been going on for as long as I can remember. 245 00:10:15,182 --> 00:10:16,949 I miss Charlotte more than them. 246 00:10:16,951 --> 00:10:18,050 But I still want us all 247 00:10:18,052 --> 00:10:20,986 to have a good time on our last trip away. 248 00:10:31,063 --> 00:10:32,897 I don't agree with what he's done to Charlotte, 249 00:10:32,899 --> 00:10:34,365 and I don't agree with the way he's treating her, 250 00:10:34,367 --> 00:10:37,000 but right now, I want this to be a family trip, 251 00:10:37,002 --> 00:10:39,102 and we need to all get along. 252 00:10:42,673 --> 00:10:44,540 I'm glad me and Vicky have kind of sorted it out. 253 00:10:44,542 --> 00:10:48,210 'Cause now we'll all be together and have a wicked night. 254 00:10:48,212 --> 00:10:51,446 ¶ 255 00:10:54,082 --> 00:10:56,883 So everyone's having an unreal night, 256 00:10:56,885 --> 00:10:59,886 and Scotty T., he's being extra flirty. 257 00:10:59,888 --> 00:11:01,721 Aah! 258 00:11:03,890 --> 00:11:06,157 So Scott is all over me, and I'm thinking, 259 00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:08,893 "Does he want to bang me now?" 260 00:11:11,429 --> 00:11:16,833 So Scott is now asking me if I wanna get dusted on an Alp. 261 00:11:16,835 --> 00:11:18,401 Obviously. 262 00:11:20,404 --> 00:11:25,174 Fucking Holly is gagging for a bit of my French horn tonight. 263 00:11:30,647 --> 00:11:33,181 I don't know what's going on in Scott's head, 264 00:11:33,183 --> 00:11:34,348 but he's leading Holly on. 265 00:11:34,350 --> 00:11:37,050 Is he gonna just shag her or not? 266 00:11:37,052 --> 00:11:39,485 ¶ 267 00:11:39,487 --> 00:11:42,354 Vicky seems to be getting on fine now. 268 00:11:42,356 --> 00:11:43,121 Ricci who? 269 00:11:43,123 --> 00:11:45,323 I'm in the Alps, and I fucking love it! 270 00:11:45,325 --> 00:11:46,223 I'm in the Alps! 271 00:11:46,225 --> 00:11:47,157 I'm fucking mortal. 272 00:11:47,159 --> 00:11:50,627 This is definitely not me. It must be the fucking altitude. 273 00:11:50,629 --> 00:11:53,162 The girls are all fucking wasted. 274 00:11:53,164 --> 00:11:55,364 It's time to get them home. 275 00:12:00,803 --> 00:12:02,069 Oh, God. 276 00:12:02,071 --> 00:12:03,003 Ohh! 277 00:12:03,005 --> 00:12:05,872 Frozen butt cheeks, what could be worst than that? 278 00:12:05,874 --> 00:12:07,540 Nipple cripple. Ahh! 279 00:12:07,542 --> 00:12:09,275 Let's all victimize Dan. 280 00:12:09,277 --> 00:12:11,277 So Vicky's giving me straight vodka, 281 00:12:11,279 --> 00:12:12,778 and I'm absolutely mortal. 282 00:12:12,780 --> 00:12:13,478 Cheers. 283 00:12:13,480 --> 00:12:16,280 All I can think about is how horny I am, and right now, 284 00:12:16,282 --> 00:12:19,783 I really just wanna go and crawl into Scott's bed. 285 00:12:24,155 --> 00:12:27,857 No offense, Holly, but you're smashed and you fucking stink. 286 00:12:27,859 --> 00:12:30,059 So I crawled into bed with Scott, 287 00:12:30,061 --> 00:12:31,393 and he's not having none of it. 288 00:12:31,395 --> 00:12:33,928 And I'm thinking, "Why? I'm so horny. 289 00:12:33,930 --> 00:12:36,797 Just please have sex with me now." 290 00:12:38,199 --> 00:12:40,300 Nee joy tonight. 291 00:12:41,168 --> 00:12:43,135 Curse that fucking pie. 292 00:12:45,138 --> 00:12:48,373 ¶ 293 00:12:53,479 --> 00:12:55,112 I'm so hung-over. 294 00:12:55,114 --> 00:12:58,548 It's the morning after the night before, and I'm fucking hanging. 295 00:12:58,550 --> 00:12:59,415 To make matters worse, 296 00:12:59,417 --> 00:13:01,550 I've discovered I've been sick in the sink. 297 00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:03,852 Is this what being single feels like? 298 00:13:03,854 --> 00:13:05,887 This is what being single and drunk feels like. 299 00:13:05,889 --> 00:13:10,391 I woke up this morning, I can't even see out of me left eye. 300 00:13:11,226 --> 00:13:14,228 But I can tell by my vagina that I didn't have sex. 301 00:13:16,564 --> 00:13:18,131 That may be something to do with the fact 302 00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:19,765 that your eyes aren't open. 303 00:13:19,767 --> 00:13:20,966 Well, they're open now. 304 00:13:20,968 --> 00:13:23,768 Nobody wants to buck a blind lady. 305 00:13:24,536 --> 00:13:26,803 (Gary) We're in the Alps doing Geordie Tours. 306 00:13:26,805 --> 00:13:28,404 There's nothing better than waking up, 307 00:13:28,406 --> 00:13:30,305 looking out the window, it's snowing. 308 00:13:30,307 --> 00:13:31,839 There's massive mountains everywhere. 309 00:13:31,841 --> 00:13:33,340 You can see people on the slopes. 310 00:13:33,342 --> 00:13:34,474 I just need to get out there. 311 00:13:34,476 --> 00:13:38,511 Actually surprised how fucking good last night went for me. 312 00:13:38,513 --> 00:13:39,945 I'm pleased me and Vicky have made up. 313 00:13:39,947 --> 00:13:44,182 It'll make things a lot easier, and we'll have a better time. 314 00:13:49,955 --> 00:13:51,455 Hungry Holly strikes again. 315 00:13:51,457 --> 00:13:55,192 But there's no way I was touching that frosty fanny. 316 00:13:59,463 --> 00:14:01,797 My God, why is it so bright? 317 00:14:01,799 --> 00:14:02,831 I can't see. 318 00:14:02,833 --> 00:14:04,833 Physical activity of any way, shape, or form 319 00:14:04,835 --> 00:14:07,235 is just not on the menu for me this morning. 320 00:14:07,237 --> 00:14:09,003 And what I'm afraid that we're doing? 321 00:14:09,005 --> 00:14:10,704 Fucking skiing. 322 00:14:13,140 --> 00:14:14,240 (whimpering) I don't like it. 323 00:14:14,242 --> 00:14:15,474 This is possibly the most hung over 324 00:14:15,476 --> 00:14:17,309 that I've ever been in my entire life, 325 00:14:17,311 --> 00:14:19,911 and there's no way I'm getting on the slopes. 326 00:14:19,913 --> 00:14:23,014 Shock, Holly doesn't wanna go skiing. 327 00:14:23,016 --> 00:14:23,848 You all right? 328 00:14:23,850 --> 00:14:27,051 She'd rather sit in the chalet and suck someone off. 329 00:14:28,753 --> 00:14:31,054 So Holly's saying that she doesn't like physical exercise. 330 00:14:31,056 --> 00:14:32,321 Wait a minute, she wasn't saying that 331 00:14:32,323 --> 00:14:36,325 when she wanted to get fucking body pumped off me last night. 332 00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:43,932 (laughing) 333 00:14:43,934 --> 00:14:46,534 All I'm hoping for is that the ski instructors are fit, 334 00:14:46,536 --> 00:14:48,736 because if they are, my day will be made. 335 00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:50,003 Are you here for skiing? 336 00:14:50,005 --> 00:14:51,170 (all) Yeah. 337 00:14:51,172 --> 00:14:51,837 Good. 338 00:14:51,839 --> 00:14:53,872 The ski instructors look like porn stars. 339 00:14:53,874 --> 00:14:56,574 One of them has the biggest moustache 340 00:14:56,576 --> 00:14:58,709 I've ever seen in me life. 341 00:15:00,078 --> 00:15:01,211 Feel like he's gonna come round, 342 00:15:01,213 --> 00:15:03,980 fix me boiler, and bend us over the washer. 343 00:15:03,982 --> 00:15:05,848 That's what French people find attractive. 344 00:15:05,850 --> 00:15:06,849 What, moustaches? Yeah. 345 00:15:06,851 --> 00:15:08,283 The instructors wanna say we'll go one at a time 346 00:15:08,285 --> 00:15:12,020 to kind of work out how good we are, and Holly's up first. 347 00:15:12,022 --> 00:15:13,354 No, please, no, I don't want to. 348 00:15:13,356 --> 00:15:14,254 The other skis? 349 00:15:14,256 --> 00:15:15,188 Oh, no, God. Oh, God. 350 00:15:15,190 --> 00:15:17,256 I don't understand why people would put all this effort 351 00:15:17,258 --> 00:15:19,157 into going up to the top of the mountain 352 00:15:19,159 --> 00:15:21,058 and then just throwing themselves off it. 353 00:15:21,060 --> 00:15:22,259 I'm scared of... weather. 354 00:15:22,261 --> 00:15:25,428 You can't control it-- like, why is all this snow here, 355 00:15:25,430 --> 00:15:26,829 and what's under the snow? 356 00:15:26,831 --> 00:15:28,764 Oh, my God, I'm going backwards. 357 00:15:28,766 --> 00:15:30,232 I've never been skiing before, 358 00:15:30,234 --> 00:15:33,034 but you can spot a shit skier from a mile off. 359 00:15:33,036 --> 00:15:35,036 I can't stop, I don't know how to stop! 360 00:15:35,038 --> 00:15:36,003 Aah! 361 00:15:36,005 --> 00:15:37,304 (screaming) Help! 362 00:15:37,306 --> 00:15:40,840 I predicted-- Holly is the ultimate worst. 363 00:15:40,842 --> 00:15:41,941 (Holly screaming) 364 00:15:41,943 --> 00:15:43,342 I don't like it! 365 00:15:43,344 --> 00:15:45,277 I don't know how to stop. 366 00:15:45,279 --> 00:15:48,246 I fucking hate skiing. 367 00:15:48,248 --> 00:15:50,448 It's Vicky's turn to go down the slope. 368 00:15:50,450 --> 00:15:54,218 And you can tell, she's still rough off last night. 369 00:15:54,953 --> 00:15:57,220 I am still drunk-- I'm absolutely mortal. 370 00:15:57,222 --> 00:15:58,487 The only good thing that could come of it 371 00:15:58,489 --> 00:16:00,389 is that I get to see I'm pissed on the piste. 372 00:16:00,391 --> 00:16:02,324 Vicky and Holly on them slopes are fucking shit. 373 00:16:02,326 --> 00:16:06,828 It's time for me on the slopes to show 'em how it's done. 374 00:16:06,830 --> 00:16:08,429 Clearly, I'm the best. 375 00:16:08,431 --> 00:16:11,265 Skiing, shock, has turned into just another 376 00:16:11,267 --> 00:16:13,300 massive dick-measuring competition. 377 00:16:13,302 --> 00:16:15,969 It's like everything else, I'm probably mint at it. 378 00:16:15,971 --> 00:16:18,338 (both laughing) 379 00:16:18,340 --> 00:16:21,374 It's hard for anyone to look good with this many layers on. 380 00:16:21,376 --> 00:16:25,144 But somehow, yet again, I've pulled it off. 381 00:16:25,146 --> 00:16:27,012 This is fucking mad! 382 00:16:27,014 --> 00:16:29,147 Dan is shit at it. 383 00:16:29,149 --> 00:16:32,116 He's got all the gear, but no idea. 384 00:16:33,118 --> 00:16:36,420 ¶ 385 00:16:36,422 --> 00:16:39,956 So you put the pole between your... legs? 386 00:16:39,958 --> 00:16:41,891 Yeah, I can do that. 387 00:16:41,893 --> 00:16:43,192 Heh heh. 388 00:16:45,228 --> 00:16:47,896 (Sophie) I'm absolutely glad Charlotte's not skiing. 389 00:16:47,898 --> 00:16:53,835 Imagine the whole place being full of yellow snow. 390 00:16:53,837 --> 00:16:56,304 Yeah, bitches! 391 00:16:57,239 --> 00:16:59,306 Hey, you were fantastic, it was very good. 392 00:16:59,308 --> 00:17:02,342 For your first morning, you ski very well, very well. 393 00:17:02,344 --> 00:17:04,410 Thank fuck that's over. 394 00:17:04,412 --> 00:17:06,145 (all cheering) 395 00:17:06,147 --> 00:17:09,214 I've heard going skiing isn't about skiing. 396 00:17:09,216 --> 00:17:11,916 It's about the après-ski, which basically means, 397 00:17:11,918 --> 00:17:14,985 you get pissed after being on the piste. 398 00:17:14,987 --> 00:17:16,319 Yay! Ski! 399 00:17:16,321 --> 00:17:19,288 I knew I was never, ever gonna be good at the skiing thing. 400 00:17:19,290 --> 00:17:23,392 But this bit, I'm gonna be really, really good at. 401 00:17:23,394 --> 00:17:26,027 So we're all at the après-ski, getting pissed, 402 00:17:26,029 --> 00:17:27,061 and I'm thinking, 403 00:17:27,063 --> 00:17:28,996 "What the hell? Where's Joel?" 404 00:17:28,998 --> 00:17:31,131 He's supposed to be here now. 405 00:17:31,665 --> 00:17:34,099 Hi, Joel! Hi, nice to see you. 406 00:17:34,101 --> 00:17:36,868 Didn't expect you to come here, eh... hmm? 407 00:17:36,870 --> 00:17:41,205 Can you imagine my fucking disgust when in walks Joel 408 00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:44,308 and ruins my fucking après ski? 409 00:17:44,310 --> 00:17:45,909 Après prick! 410 00:17:45,911 --> 00:17:47,076 (indistinct chatter) 411 00:17:47,078 --> 00:17:49,278 (Gary) What the fuck is Joel doing here? 412 00:17:49,280 --> 00:17:50,445 If anyone should be surprising us 413 00:17:50,447 --> 00:17:54,182 with a little guest appearance, it should've been Charlotte. 414 00:17:54,184 --> 00:17:57,018 ¶ 415 00:17:57,020 --> 00:17:58,953 We're all back from the après ski bar, 416 00:17:58,955 --> 00:18:01,455 and I'm lining me stomach with ham sandwiches, 417 00:18:01,457 --> 00:18:03,924 ready for tonight's antics. 418 00:18:05,092 --> 00:18:06,058 The phone rings, it's Anna. 419 00:18:06,060 --> 00:18:09,061 Shit, you forget that we're not just here to enjoy ourself. 420 00:18:09,063 --> 00:18:11,063 We're here to fucking work. 421 00:18:14,867 --> 00:18:16,200 Already dusting us up. 422 00:18:16,202 --> 00:18:17,334 We won't-- we-- 423 00:18:17,336 --> 00:18:19,035 Yeah, we won't touch any girls. 424 00:18:19,037 --> 00:18:20,770 Anna says it's a bar crawl. 425 00:18:20,772 --> 00:18:22,838 But that gives me an idea. 426 00:18:23,272 --> 00:18:25,006 Joel has always been a bit of a tit. 427 00:18:25,008 --> 00:18:26,474 Tonight, I'm giving him one last chance 428 00:18:26,476 --> 00:18:29,810 to prove himself with the lads. 429 00:18:31,445 --> 00:18:34,213 This is gonna be the hardest graft he's ever done. 430 00:18:34,215 --> 00:18:35,614 He's normally used to just putting a CD in 431 00:18:35,616 --> 00:18:38,984 and pressing a button, which goes, "DJ Joel Corry." 432 00:18:38,986 --> 00:18:39,918 What the hell? 433 00:18:39,920 --> 00:18:42,487 Why does Anna want Joel to go to work? 434 00:18:42,489 --> 00:18:44,055 (Anna) Look after him. 435 00:18:44,057 --> 00:18:45,056 We will. No we won't. 436 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,891 Joel better behave on this bar crawl, 437 00:18:46,893 --> 00:18:49,827 especially with the bloody Buck Squad. 438 00:18:49,829 --> 00:18:50,527 (Sophie) Gary! 439 00:18:50,529 --> 00:18:51,461 We're getting pissed. 440 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,862 He's allowed to drink. You're not his mum. 441 00:18:52,864 --> 00:18:55,831 Get your boots on, son, you're coming with Gaz. 442 00:18:55,833 --> 00:18:59,067 ¶ 443 00:19:00,102 --> 00:19:01,335 So we arrive at the bar crawl. 444 00:19:01,337 --> 00:19:05,272 And the place is rammed to the teeth with posh fanny. 445 00:19:05,274 --> 00:19:06,072 How do you do? 446 00:19:06,074 --> 00:19:08,441 Would you like some cheese and wine with your cock? 447 00:19:08,443 --> 00:19:10,443 (all shouting indistinctly) 448 00:19:10,445 --> 00:19:12,077 Posh hens in the Alps. 449 00:19:12,079 --> 00:19:14,245 They won't know what fucking hit them. 450 00:19:14,247 --> 00:19:16,914 "I'm not posh." Oh, my God. 451 00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:17,414 I'm not. 452 00:19:17,416 --> 00:19:18,448 I'm working in a ski resort. 453 00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:21,217 What the hell do you dance for? 454 00:19:23,153 --> 00:19:24,753 (Gary) Joel isn't pissed enough yet. 455 00:19:24,755 --> 00:19:25,787 I wanna get him that smashed 456 00:19:25,789 --> 00:19:29,157 that he's dribbling from his mouth in the next bar. 457 00:19:32,995 --> 00:19:34,061 Everyone's pondering the subject 458 00:19:34,063 --> 00:19:36,029 of why Joel's been sent to work with the boys. 459 00:19:36,031 --> 00:19:39,565 And to be entirely honest, I couldn't really give a fuck. 460 00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:40,499 Gary didn't even know. 461 00:19:40,501 --> 00:19:41,933 He fucking walked in the room, right, 462 00:19:41,935 --> 00:19:44,902 and was like, "Oy, we got to work, Joel. 463 00:19:44,904 --> 00:19:47,237 Anna said you've gotta come." And Joel's like, 464 00:19:47,239 --> 00:19:49,439 "Oh, okay... ye-yeah?" 465 00:19:49,441 --> 00:19:52,975 So what, Gary said that Anna said 466 00:19:52,977 --> 00:19:55,444 that he has to take Joel to work? 467 00:19:55,446 --> 00:19:57,512 That's gotta be a joke. 468 00:19:59,548 --> 00:20:01,382 I know that the lads don't really like Joel, 469 00:20:01,384 --> 00:20:04,952 and I just hope that they're not giving him a hard time. 470 00:20:04,954 --> 00:20:06,286 (all cheering) 471 00:20:06,288 --> 00:20:09,222 We're trying to get Joel smashed. 472 00:20:11,058 --> 00:20:13,526 I've got the whole bar chanting his name. 473 00:20:13,528 --> 00:20:14,260 (laughter) 474 00:20:14,262 --> 00:20:17,596 There's no way he can back down. Get it in. 475 00:20:17,598 --> 00:20:19,864 Go, go, go, go. 476 00:20:22,901 --> 00:20:24,501 We always bugger Joel hard. 477 00:20:24,503 --> 00:20:27,403 To be fair, the kid takes it well. 478 00:20:29,272 --> 00:20:32,907 So me and Dan are cracking onto a couple of decent birds. 479 00:20:32,909 --> 00:20:35,542 And Gaz is still on his best behavior. 480 00:20:35,544 --> 00:20:36,576 I'm actually surprised. 481 00:20:36,578 --> 00:20:39,011 I'm on the bar crawl, and I'm cracking on this plum bird. 482 00:20:39,013 --> 00:20:40,612 And normally, I would have pulled her by now, 483 00:20:40,614 --> 00:20:42,981 but I just can't because Charlotte's not here, 484 00:20:42,983 --> 00:20:45,516 and it just doesn't feel right. 485 00:20:47,018 --> 00:20:48,952 Dan is absolutely smashed again. 486 00:20:48,954 --> 00:20:52,188 I thought it would've been Joel who couldn't handle his drink, 487 00:20:52,190 --> 00:20:53,088 but he's been sound, 488 00:20:53,090 --> 00:20:55,990 unlike fucking Tin Tin, the little wanker. 489 00:20:55,992 --> 00:20:59,226 See you later on, Gary! 490 00:20:59,228 --> 00:20:59,926 Whoo! 491 00:20:59,928 --> 00:21:02,361 Finish work, back to the house. 492 00:21:02,363 --> 00:21:05,230 And I am absolutely wasted. 493 00:21:05,232 --> 00:21:07,031 Girls. (whistling) 494 00:21:07,033 --> 00:21:08,832 We're back. 495 00:21:11,535 --> 00:21:15,170 My boobs are looking fucking amazing in the Alps. 496 00:21:15,172 --> 00:21:16,604 I am thinking if I move to the Alps, 497 00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:19,306 like I won't have to get another boob job. 498 00:21:20,341 --> 00:21:21,174 Where's Dan? 499 00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:22,074 He's having a shit. 500 00:21:22,076 --> 00:21:23,208 Oh, no, he's having a wee. 501 00:21:23,210 --> 00:21:24,309 Dan, finish your wee-wee. 502 00:21:24,311 --> 00:21:26,778 Last night was incredible, today's been unreal. 503 00:21:26,780 --> 00:21:28,679 I've got such high hopes for tonight. 504 00:21:28,681 --> 00:21:31,381 It's minus three, and there's snow everywhere. 505 00:21:31,383 --> 00:21:32,482 But we're "Geordie Shore" girls, 506 00:21:32,484 --> 00:21:35,918 so it's six-inch heels and short skirts all round. 507 00:21:35,920 --> 00:21:37,319 Oh, man. 508 00:21:37,321 --> 00:21:41,890 ¶ 509 00:21:47,129 --> 00:21:49,063 It's me second night out in the Alps, 510 00:21:49,065 --> 00:21:50,464 and I've got Joel with us. 511 00:21:50,466 --> 00:21:52,532 How perfect can this be? 512 00:21:56,537 --> 00:21:59,238 Joel's telling me that he's bonded with the boys. 513 00:21:59,240 --> 00:22:01,406 And I hope that's true. 514 00:22:09,148 --> 00:22:10,848 Yeah, yeah. 515 00:22:13,051 --> 00:22:14,117 This is all I've ever wanted. 516 00:22:14,119 --> 00:22:16,853 I'm so glad the boys have finally realized 517 00:22:16,855 --> 00:22:18,621 Joel's a nice lad. 518 00:22:18,623 --> 00:22:20,522 ¶ And I know 519 00:22:20,524 --> 00:22:24,959 ¶ Nothing lasts forever, ever, ever... ¶ 520 00:22:24,961 --> 00:22:27,094 Everyone's getting on, everyone's having shots, 521 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:27,994 everyone's dancing. 522 00:22:27,996 --> 00:22:31,297 What the fuck, we're actually all together again. 523 00:22:31,299 --> 00:22:33,332 ¶ Ever, so give me a hand... 524 00:22:33,334 --> 00:22:35,033 (Holly) So tonight is mint, 525 00:22:35,035 --> 00:22:38,302 and even James is being like a little bit friendly. 526 00:22:38,304 --> 00:22:40,304 Gotta be the altitude. 527 00:22:41,839 --> 00:22:44,307 Are the girls daft, wanting a dance-off with us? 528 00:22:44,309 --> 00:22:47,410 We're gonna absolutely wipe the floor with them. 529 00:22:51,381 --> 00:22:54,349 I'm having such a good time, and I slipped up, 530 00:22:54,351 --> 00:22:57,251 and I'm like, "Whoa, shit, me skirt's just ripped 531 00:22:57,253 --> 00:22:59,219 all the way up the back." 532 00:23:02,156 --> 00:23:06,792 I really hope that my ass isn't completely hanging out. 533 00:23:07,393 --> 00:23:08,893 I am absolutely mortal. 534 00:23:08,895 --> 00:23:13,898 I've not been this drunk in a long, long, long time. 535 00:23:16,268 --> 00:23:17,334 Dan is smashed. 536 00:23:17,336 --> 00:23:19,402 He's talking shit, and there's no chance 537 00:23:19,404 --> 00:23:20,569 he's bringing anyone home tonight. 538 00:23:20,571 --> 00:23:23,238 I reckon he's gonna end up like Gaz was in Prague 539 00:23:23,240 --> 00:23:26,808 with his head down the fucking toilet. 540 00:23:28,143 --> 00:23:30,344 Not long ago, I wasn't even talking to these girls, 541 00:23:30,346 --> 00:23:31,411 and I was getting blanked. 542 00:23:31,413 --> 00:23:33,279 Now I'm helping them out of the club 543 00:23:33,281 --> 00:23:34,980 and carrying them to taxis. 544 00:23:34,982 --> 00:23:36,915 How the fuck does that work? 545 00:23:36,917 --> 00:23:40,218 Dan's asking for it, having a wee in the snow 546 00:23:40,220 --> 00:23:42,820 with his pants around his ankles. 547 00:23:42,822 --> 00:23:43,954 Ohh! 548 00:23:44,822 --> 00:23:45,788 (high-pitched laugh) 549 00:23:45,790 --> 00:23:48,291 Hashtag shriveled dick. 550 00:23:54,031 --> 00:23:55,664 So we all get back to the chalet, 551 00:23:55,666 --> 00:23:58,533 and Dan is fucking mortal. 552 00:24:02,504 --> 00:24:06,874 Dan is gonna be hanging out his fucking ass tomorrow. 553 00:24:25,493 --> 00:24:27,760 It was second morning in the Alps, 554 00:24:27,762 --> 00:24:28,460 and we're going skiing. 555 00:24:28,462 --> 00:24:31,863 But I'm knackered, I didn't get a fucking wink of sleep. 556 00:24:31,865 --> 00:24:34,832 I hope you've had a fucking night's sleep. 557 00:24:34,834 --> 00:24:36,900 Dan farted and snored all night. 558 00:24:36,902 --> 00:24:39,435 You snore like a fucking wildebeest. 559 00:24:39,437 --> 00:24:42,304 I need some water and a sandwich 560 00:24:42,306 --> 00:24:44,072 and I'll be fucking laughing. 561 00:24:44,074 --> 00:24:46,374 I've heard the best cure for a hangover 562 00:24:46,376 --> 00:24:49,343 is fresh French Alps air. 563 00:24:55,583 --> 00:24:58,618 I'm starting to think this is a very bad idea. 564 00:24:58,620 --> 00:25:03,322 Man up, Dan, get your skis on-- we're going down the slopes. 565 00:25:07,560 --> 00:25:10,194 (Dan) Hangover plus skiing 566 00:25:10,196 --> 00:25:12,196 equals disaster. 567 00:25:12,198 --> 00:25:13,564 (sighs) 568 00:25:13,566 --> 00:25:15,999 There's only one place for me, and that's bed. 569 00:25:16,001 --> 00:25:19,369 I'm dragging my sorry ass back to that chalet. 570 00:25:19,371 --> 00:25:21,938 ¶ 571 00:25:21,940 --> 00:25:24,307 Scott cannot let me be better at anything. 572 00:25:24,309 --> 00:25:25,341 So I'm hitting a black run. 573 00:25:25,343 --> 00:25:28,177 The kid's like Bambi on fucking ice, but he's still behind us. 574 00:25:28,179 --> 00:25:30,879 He just can't give up. 575 00:25:32,014 --> 00:25:35,116 While Scott and Gaz go to suck each other off in the slopes, 576 00:25:35,118 --> 00:25:38,752 the rest were off horse riding. 577 00:25:42,556 --> 00:25:45,891 Oh, my God, you have some canny nice horses. 578 00:25:46,959 --> 00:25:48,259 (all) Yeah. 579 00:25:48,261 --> 00:25:50,427 Does it have like a pouch to put me drink in? 580 00:25:50,429 --> 00:25:54,330 Why is all the horses shitting all over the place? 581 00:25:54,332 --> 00:25:55,364 Oh, my God, oh, my God. 582 00:25:55,366 --> 00:25:56,598 So I'm trying to get on this horse. 583 00:25:56,600 --> 00:25:58,099 I can normally open me legs quite wide, 584 00:25:58,101 --> 00:26:00,234 but in these trousers, it's just not possible. 585 00:26:00,236 --> 00:26:01,268 I can't. I can't, I can't. 586 00:26:01,270 --> 00:26:04,404 I don't think Holly's cut out for life outside Newcastle. 587 00:26:04,406 --> 00:26:06,172 She cannot ski, she cannot horse ride. 588 00:26:06,174 --> 00:26:08,240 I don't think she can do many physical activities, 589 00:26:08,242 --> 00:26:09,574 to be honest, apart from sucking people off. 590 00:26:09,576 --> 00:26:12,810 So I'm really, really, really struggling to get on this horse. 591 00:26:12,812 --> 00:26:17,915 So this little horse man gets me this stepladder-- perfect. 592 00:26:17,917 --> 00:26:20,083 Whoa, chill out, brah. 593 00:26:22,453 --> 00:26:26,923 (Holly) Oh, yeah, I'm riding, I'm riding, I'm riding. 594 00:26:26,925 --> 00:26:29,292 So I'm sat on the back of this horse, and the trotting motion 595 00:26:29,294 --> 00:26:31,927 is giving me a really weird feeling in me fairy. 596 00:26:31,929 --> 00:26:33,595 And I'm thinking, I don't really know what to do 597 00:26:33,597 --> 00:26:37,131 because I'm at on a horse and I'm getting really quite horny. 598 00:26:37,133 --> 00:26:37,931 Oh, my God. 599 00:26:37,933 --> 00:26:40,233 I thought the girls would be a lot better than this, mate, 600 00:26:40,235 --> 00:26:43,936 the amount of experience they've had riding. 601 00:26:49,075 --> 00:26:51,309 I'm gonna fall. I daren't touch it. 602 00:26:51,311 --> 00:26:52,877 Put your leg over the back of the horse, 603 00:26:52,879 --> 00:26:54,111 and then just-- you just slide off. 604 00:26:54,113 --> 00:26:57,013 So we finished horse riding, and I can't get off this horse 605 00:26:57,015 --> 00:26:58,681 because the man hasn't brought the steps. 606 00:26:58,683 --> 00:27:01,116 And James is actually holding this horse for me. 607 00:27:01,118 --> 00:27:03,384 I'm thinking, "Why is he being nice?" 608 00:27:03,386 --> 00:27:04,284 There, now jump. Ooh! 609 00:27:04,286 --> 00:27:07,120 Oh, God, I've just actually hit that one in the face. 610 00:27:07,122 --> 00:27:08,988 So now is the perfect time to kind of try 611 00:27:08,990 --> 00:27:11,190 and clear the air with James once and for all. 612 00:27:11,192 --> 00:27:16,461 I don't wanna leave things on, like, bad terms or anything. 613 00:27:16,463 --> 00:27:18,029 Holly just wants to make sure 614 00:27:18,031 --> 00:27:19,864 that everything's fine between us. 615 00:27:19,866 --> 00:27:22,833 Fair enough, I don't wanna leave on bad terms, either. 616 00:27:22,835 --> 00:27:25,101 When I spoke to you last time on the bus, like, 617 00:27:25,103 --> 00:27:27,169 and I thought that would be it, and I thought 618 00:27:27,171 --> 00:27:28,270 we could move on from it 619 00:27:28,272 --> 00:27:29,571 and we could be friends. I was angry then. 620 00:27:29,573 --> 00:27:31,506 I didn't want to be friends then. Exactly. 621 00:27:31,508 --> 00:27:32,840 Because of the way that you treated us 622 00:27:32,842 --> 00:27:33,941 when we came back in the house. 623 00:27:33,943 --> 00:27:36,476 It does kind of get me down thinking that, yeah, 624 00:27:36,478 --> 00:27:38,411 we once did used to be friends, 625 00:27:38,413 --> 00:27:40,379 and we won't ever have that again. 626 00:27:40,381 --> 00:27:41,913 There's only a couple of days left. 627 00:27:41,915 --> 00:27:43,981 We both have our reasons, do you know what I mean? 628 00:27:43,983 --> 00:27:46,149 And we'll just be mature about it. 629 00:27:46,151 --> 00:27:47,450 And everyone leave on a high. 630 00:27:47,452 --> 00:27:50,119 I'm glad that me and Holly have cleared the air, 631 00:27:50,121 --> 00:27:53,889 and we're not gonna be leaving on bad terms. 632 00:27:54,891 --> 00:27:55,423 Oh, fuck. 633 00:27:55,425 --> 00:27:58,459 I'm not flirting, for God sake, don't even go any-- 634 00:27:58,461 --> 00:28:01,395 like anywhere near that word ever again. 635 00:28:04,165 --> 00:28:06,232 (Vicky) I haven't heard from Dan all day, 636 00:28:06,234 --> 00:28:07,333 so I'm just gonna check on him 637 00:28:07,335 --> 00:28:10,803 to make sure he's not dying from alcohol poisoning or shame. 638 00:28:10,805 --> 00:28:12,471 Have you suffered today? 639 00:28:12,473 --> 00:28:13,805 Get off. Go on. 640 00:28:13,807 --> 00:28:14,806 (laughing) Tell you what. 641 00:28:14,808 --> 00:28:17,742 I was trying to put a brave face on, but I couldn't do it. 642 00:28:17,744 --> 00:28:18,843 I'm so angry at me self. 643 00:28:18,845 --> 00:28:20,578 Not for getting in such a state last night, 644 00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:22,880 but for everything that I've missed out on. 645 00:28:22,882 --> 00:28:24,114 Get yourself some rest. 646 00:28:24,116 --> 00:28:24,881 Drink your water. 647 00:28:24,883 --> 00:28:26,883 Me and the girls are off to see a man about an igloo. 648 00:28:26,885 --> 00:28:29,485 (Vicky) I have tried a number of times to educate these girls 649 00:28:29,487 --> 00:28:32,187 to introduce a little bit of culture into their lives. 650 00:28:32,189 --> 00:28:34,589 And I have failed miserably because they won't drink 651 00:28:34,591 --> 00:28:37,358 anything other than vodka or fucking cum. 652 00:28:37,360 --> 00:28:40,494 But right now, I am taking them fucking wine tasting 653 00:28:40,496 --> 00:28:41,628 whether they like it or not, 654 00:28:41,630 --> 00:28:43,997 and I'm taking them in a fucking igloo! 655 00:28:43,999 --> 00:28:46,165 I hate wine. I hate cold, but I'm-- 656 00:28:46,167 --> 00:28:48,867 Not cold, but I just don't like Eskimo. 657 00:28:48,869 --> 00:28:50,168 There is no Eskimo. 658 00:28:50,170 --> 00:28:51,235 What's wrong with Eskimos? 659 00:28:51,237 --> 00:28:52,936 I just don't like them. 660 00:28:52,938 --> 00:28:56,105 Eskimos are make believe. 661 00:28:56,107 --> 00:28:58,340 No, they're not. Yes, they are. 662 00:28:58,342 --> 00:28:59,607 No, they're not. Oh, my God. 663 00:28:59,609 --> 00:29:03,410 (yawning) Please tell me we're not having this conversation. 664 00:29:03,412 --> 00:29:04,244 What the fuck? 665 00:29:04,246 --> 00:29:08,047 What do they teach kids in Middleborough schools? 666 00:29:08,049 --> 00:29:11,984 Fucking blow jobs, that's what they teach 'em! 667 00:29:17,190 --> 00:29:21,126 Oh, my God, it's amazing! 668 00:29:21,128 --> 00:29:24,162 We all get in the igloo, and to be honest, I'm not that scared 669 00:29:24,164 --> 00:29:25,396 'cause it doesn't look that much colder 670 00:29:25,398 --> 00:29:27,264 than a night out in Newcastle, anyway. 671 00:29:27,266 --> 00:29:29,032 A very nice igloo you've got here. 672 00:29:29,034 --> 00:29:29,932 Thank you very much. 673 00:29:29,934 --> 00:29:32,267 I thought Eskimos lived in igloos, 674 00:29:32,269 --> 00:29:33,401 not some tall, posh boy. 675 00:29:33,403 --> 00:29:35,503 Cheers, girls. What would happen if someone jumped on it? 676 00:29:35,505 --> 00:29:37,304 Nothing, you could park a car on it now. 677 00:29:37,306 --> 00:29:38,872 Shut up, man. Cheers. 678 00:29:38,874 --> 00:29:41,107 So I'm sitting in an igloo with the girls, 679 00:29:41,109 --> 00:29:42,174 drinking fine wines 680 00:29:42,176 --> 00:29:44,442 and educating them about the French Revolution. 681 00:29:44,444 --> 00:29:46,477 A little bit of information about this, uh, 682 00:29:46,479 --> 00:29:48,111 glass that you've got here. 683 00:29:48,113 --> 00:29:49,178 Marie Antoinette, who was 684 00:29:49,180 --> 00:29:50,245 the last Queen of France... Yep. 685 00:29:50,247 --> 00:29:52,513 ...she actually had this type of glass 686 00:29:52,515 --> 00:29:54,214 molded on her left breast 687 00:29:54,216 --> 00:29:56,816 and gave it to the king, Louis XVI. What? 688 00:29:56,818 --> 00:29:58,851 She's got a canny flat tit. 689 00:29:58,853 --> 00:30:02,087 Oh, my God, like imagine if somebody made a glass mold 690 00:30:02,089 --> 00:30:03,088 out of my tits? 691 00:30:03,090 --> 00:30:04,789 Think of that. Mine would be like this. 692 00:30:04,791 --> 00:30:06,490 (laughter) You'd have to give them 693 00:30:06,492 --> 00:30:09,059 a champagne bucket. 694 00:30:09,061 --> 00:30:10,026 I think it's really nice. 695 00:30:10,028 --> 00:30:11,560 I'm more of a vodka person, if I'm honest. 696 00:30:11,562 --> 00:30:15,931 I am clearly the only one who appreciates the wine. 697 00:30:15,933 --> 00:30:16,631 Ooh, a rosé. 698 00:30:16,633 --> 00:30:17,832 Do you like rosé? I do indeed. 699 00:30:17,834 --> 00:30:20,901 Vicky loves wine, and this is always what happens. 700 00:30:20,903 --> 00:30:22,969 If we ever do anything that involves wine, 701 00:30:22,971 --> 00:30:25,338 she is always the one mortal. 702 00:30:26,406 --> 00:30:27,239 Why aye. 703 00:30:27,241 --> 00:30:28,340 Wine tasting is over. 704 00:30:28,342 --> 00:30:31,776 I'm smashed, fucking buzzing. 705 00:30:31,778 --> 00:30:33,477 After a long day on the slopes, 706 00:30:33,479 --> 00:30:34,878 me and Scott head back to the hotel, 707 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:39,549 and we find this little hidden gem, an outdoor heated pool. 708 00:30:39,551 --> 00:30:41,350 It's fucking amazing. 709 00:30:43,019 --> 00:30:44,419 (all laughing) 710 00:30:44,887 --> 00:30:47,188 This place is like, to be fair, in the fucking snow. 711 00:30:47,190 --> 00:30:48,856 It's a real shame that Ricci couldn't join with us. 712 00:30:48,858 --> 00:30:52,359 But Joel's been proper sound, he's been one of the lads. 713 00:30:55,896 --> 00:31:00,766 This is the perfect way to end a perfect trip. 714 00:31:04,303 --> 00:31:06,904 It's been good, really good, hasn't it? 715 00:31:08,306 --> 00:31:10,040 Right, the blues. 716 00:31:12,143 --> 00:31:14,043 Right now, me and Joel are destroying 717 00:31:14,045 --> 00:31:16,412 the "Geordie Shore" relationship curse. 718 00:31:16,414 --> 00:31:22,017 It pains us to say that Joel is growing on me as a human being. 719 00:31:22,019 --> 00:31:24,052 I'm so disappointed in me self. 720 00:31:24,054 --> 00:31:26,354 Skiing was an amazing way to end our time together 721 00:31:28,056 --> 00:31:29,122 as the "Geordie Shore" family. 722 00:31:29,124 --> 00:31:32,291 It's the best trip I've ever fucking had. 723 00:31:32,293 --> 00:31:34,126 The Alps has been absolutely wicked. 724 00:31:34,128 --> 00:31:35,994 Now it's time to head back to Newcastle 725 00:31:35,996 --> 00:31:39,197 for one last night of carnage. 726 00:31:40,332 --> 00:31:45,969 ¶ 727 00:31:45,971 --> 00:31:47,003 ¶ Huh 728 00:31:47,005 --> 00:31:49,071 ¶ Are you ready 729 00:31:50,006 --> 00:31:51,407 ¶ Huh 730 00:31:53,309 --> 00:31:54,375 ¶ Huh 731 00:31:54,377 --> 00:31:55,042 Home. 732 00:31:55,044 --> 00:31:56,009 So we're back from France, 733 00:31:56,011 --> 00:31:57,577 and we're all absolutely knackered off the traveling, 734 00:31:57,579 --> 00:32:01,247 but it's our last chance to have a family night out. 735 00:32:04,818 --> 00:32:06,418 Will you call Ricci? 736 00:32:06,420 --> 00:32:07,519 Aye. 737 00:32:07,521 --> 00:32:08,920 Tonight is the last night, 738 00:32:08,922 --> 00:32:11,956 and it just won't be the same unless everyone's there. 739 00:32:11,958 --> 00:32:12,957 I want Ricci to be out. 740 00:32:12,959 --> 00:32:14,458 I'll ring Ricci, the girls ring Charlotte. 741 00:32:14,460 --> 00:32:17,427 I'm pleased Vicky suggested getting everyone back together 742 00:32:17,429 --> 00:32:19,262 for the last night out. 743 00:32:27,237 --> 00:32:28,937 Bye. 744 00:32:28,939 --> 00:32:29,470 One down. 745 00:32:29,472 --> 00:32:30,537 I'm dead excited to see Ricci 746 00:32:30,539 --> 00:32:31,671 'cause it's been quite a while. 747 00:32:31,673 --> 00:32:34,540 But at the same time, I'm slightly apprehensive. 748 00:32:34,542 --> 00:32:35,541 (glasses clinking) Whoo! 749 00:32:35,543 --> 00:32:38,577 So Ricci's in, now we've just gotta convince Charlotte 750 00:32:38,579 --> 00:32:41,112 and hope she'll come out too. 751 00:32:41,346 --> 00:32:42,612 We're missing you! Missing you. 752 00:32:42,614 --> 00:32:45,214 (Vicky) Come out tonight with us for our last night out. 753 00:32:45,216 --> 00:32:47,015 Please? 754 00:32:48,183 --> 00:32:48,982 What? What? 755 00:32:48,984 --> 00:32:52,652 Oh... I thought Charlotte was actually gonna come out. 756 00:32:52,654 --> 00:32:55,021 I'm actually really gutted. 757 00:32:55,023 --> 00:32:57,590 What a fucking nob Gary is. 758 00:33:00,360 --> 00:33:01,626 I can understand where she's coming from. 759 00:33:01,628 --> 00:33:03,928 Like it's still not gonna be nice for her and Gary 760 00:33:03,930 --> 00:33:07,264 even to be in looking distance at each other. 761 00:33:07,266 --> 00:33:09,032 She won't come 'cause of you, Gaz. 762 00:33:09,034 --> 00:33:11,300 It hasn't been that long, and I still think she needs time 763 00:33:11,302 --> 00:33:14,236 to get her head round everything that's happened. 764 00:33:18,174 --> 00:33:20,241 I'm gutted that Charlotte can't make it out tonight. 765 00:33:20,243 --> 00:33:23,978 But Ricci's coming, so we'll absolutely smash it. 766 00:33:23,980 --> 00:33:27,114 ¶ 767 00:33:28,249 --> 00:33:29,882 They're so huge! 768 00:33:29,884 --> 00:33:31,850 (laughter) 769 00:33:43,395 --> 00:33:46,497 It's our last night, so we're gonna have to make sure 770 00:33:46,499 --> 00:33:47,397 we go out with a bang. 771 00:33:47,399 --> 00:33:50,099 Ricci's coming out as well, buzzing. 772 00:33:54,237 --> 00:33:55,503 Ricci's still not here yet. 773 00:33:55,505 --> 00:33:57,571 And the longer he takes to arrive, 774 00:33:57,573 --> 00:33:58,638 the more nervous I'm getting. 775 00:33:58,640 --> 00:34:03,476 I don't know what's coming over us, but I'm a fucking wreck. 776 00:34:05,445 --> 00:34:07,145 (indistinct chatter) 777 00:34:07,147 --> 00:34:08,412 When Ricci walks in, I'm expecting him 778 00:34:08,414 --> 00:34:11,047 to be pleased to see me, to make a beeline for us. 779 00:34:11,049 --> 00:34:12,048 The last thing I'm expecting 780 00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:15,518 is a complete and utter custard fucking pie in the face. 781 00:34:15,520 --> 00:34:17,753 Blah! 782 00:34:24,560 --> 00:34:25,860 (Sophie) I look over at Gary, 783 00:34:25,862 --> 00:34:27,127 and he's having a mint time. 784 00:34:27,129 --> 00:34:32,198 And I think, "You're the reason why my best friend isn't here." 785 00:34:35,135 --> 00:34:36,168 I thought we were over this. 786 00:34:36,170 --> 00:34:40,805 But Sophie cannot see it from mine or the lads' point of view. 787 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:51,515 I can never get through to him, ever. 788 00:34:53,050 --> 00:34:54,350 The worst part is when she'll crawl in my bed 789 00:34:54,352 --> 00:34:55,417 in the middle of the night. 790 00:34:55,419 --> 00:34:57,886 I can't stop that, so she's leading herself on. 791 00:34:57,888 --> 00:35:00,755 ¶ I wanna please her 792 00:35:05,961 --> 00:35:08,662 When I see Vicky, she looks gorgeous. 793 00:35:08,664 --> 00:35:10,563 And it reminds me of what I've lost. 794 00:35:10,565 --> 00:35:13,766 And that really fucking hurts. 795 00:35:14,567 --> 00:35:16,267 When Ricci finally does come over, 796 00:35:16,269 --> 00:35:18,936 it's so nice to speak to him. 797 00:35:21,105 --> 00:35:24,040 A couple weeks ago, this was the man I was gonna marry. 798 00:35:24,042 --> 00:35:26,308 What a fucking turnaround. 799 00:35:34,283 --> 00:35:36,350 It's great to see Vicky, but she is right. 800 00:35:36,352 --> 00:35:38,919 We do need some more time apart. 801 00:35:48,863 --> 00:35:53,166 We're all in the best mood ever because it's the last night. 802 00:35:53,168 --> 00:35:54,667 We've been through so much this time, 803 00:35:54,669 --> 00:35:58,270 and I think we just need to absolutely smash it. 804 00:35:58,272 --> 00:36:00,338 None of the lads have asked about pulling. 805 00:36:00,340 --> 00:36:01,339 It's family night tonight, 806 00:36:01,341 --> 00:36:03,441 and we wanna celebrate with everyone. 807 00:36:03,443 --> 00:36:04,308 (indistinct chatter) 808 00:36:04,310 --> 00:36:07,010 For fuck's sake, it's took until the final fucking night 809 00:36:07,012 --> 00:36:10,813 to realize that they can't just have fun with us as a family. 810 00:36:10,815 --> 00:36:13,115 (all cheering) 811 00:36:13,117 --> 00:36:14,282 Dicks. 812 00:36:14,284 --> 00:36:18,853 I'm so glad that Ricci came out for the final night. 813 00:36:18,855 --> 00:36:19,820 He's part of the family, 814 00:36:19,822 --> 00:36:22,856 and it just wouldn't have been the same without him. 815 00:36:22,858 --> 00:36:23,456 ¶ 816 00:36:23,458 --> 00:36:26,792 It's such an odd sensation to say good-bye to Ricci. 817 00:36:26,794 --> 00:36:27,926 Good to see you. 818 00:36:27,928 --> 00:36:30,261 Good to see you, too. 819 00:36:30,263 --> 00:36:31,895 I'm missed him coming home with us. 820 00:36:31,897 --> 00:36:34,397 But I suppose I'm gonna have to get used to doing 821 00:36:34,399 --> 00:36:36,565 a lot of things on my own now. 822 00:36:36,567 --> 00:36:39,834 I still don't know whether this is the end of Vicky and Ricci 823 00:36:39,836 --> 00:36:41,635 or if we're just on a break. 824 00:36:41,637 --> 00:36:44,337 I guess only time will tell. 825 00:36:45,939 --> 00:36:48,740 (Scott) The last night was unreal-- 826 00:36:48,742 --> 00:36:49,574 no drama, no kick-offs. 827 00:36:49,576 --> 00:36:51,142 It's mint to see everyone getting along, 828 00:36:51,144 --> 00:36:54,111 and I'm gonna be gutted to say bye to them tomorrow. 829 00:36:54,113 --> 00:36:57,347 ¶ 830 00:36:58,949 --> 00:37:03,152 ¶ You send me into overdrive 831 00:37:03,154 --> 00:37:06,255 ¶ 832 00:37:08,825 --> 00:37:10,926 (Holly) The night has been fucking amazing, 833 00:37:10,928 --> 00:37:14,896 and we all end up cuddled up together on the sofa 834 00:37:14,898 --> 00:37:16,898 as a family. 835 00:37:16,900 --> 00:37:18,099 ¶ Yeah 836 00:37:18,101 --> 00:37:21,469 ¶ 837 00:37:25,440 --> 00:37:26,173 Morning! 838 00:37:26,175 --> 00:37:27,174 Wake up this morning, 839 00:37:27,176 --> 00:37:28,408 and it hits us like a ton of bricks that 840 00:37:28,410 --> 00:37:30,910 this is the last morning we're gonna wake up together. 841 00:37:30,912 --> 00:37:33,312 (feigning sobbing) 842 00:37:33,314 --> 00:37:34,446 One thing I won't miss 843 00:37:34,448 --> 00:37:37,115 is fucking Holly squealing like a pig 844 00:37:37,117 --> 00:37:39,917 every single morning when she's hung-over. 845 00:37:39,919 --> 00:37:41,451 (whimpering loudly) 846 00:37:41,453 --> 00:37:44,253 (imitating Holly's whimper) 847 00:37:44,255 --> 00:37:45,187 I just can't believe 848 00:37:45,189 --> 00:37:46,855 it's the last time we're gonna wake up in this room. 849 00:37:46,857 --> 00:37:48,756 Fuck, it's a fucking tit. What do you mean? 850 00:37:48,758 --> 00:37:51,558 I'm really gonna miss these bunch of scruffy twats. 851 00:37:51,560 --> 00:37:55,528 ¶ We are the three best friends that anybody could have ¶ 852 00:37:55,530 --> 00:37:57,296 ¶ We are the three best friends ¶ 853 00:37:57,298 --> 00:37:58,463 ¶ That anybody could have 854 00:37:58,465 --> 00:38:02,934 ¶ And we'll never ever, ever, ever, ever leave each other ¶ 855 00:38:02,936 --> 00:38:05,503 We've bonded, and it's like three brothers, 856 00:38:05,505 --> 00:38:07,938 and I'm gonna miss it so much. 857 00:38:10,708 --> 00:38:12,942 Everyone's packing, but I keep looking at the fish. 858 00:38:12,944 --> 00:38:13,876 They need their mum, 859 00:38:13,878 --> 00:38:16,011 so I'm gonna get them and take them to Charlotte. 860 00:38:16,013 --> 00:38:18,513 I'm more or less packed, so I'm just gonna 861 00:38:18,515 --> 00:38:20,915 take Scramble, Egg, and fucking Toast. 862 00:38:20,917 --> 00:38:23,217 You're gonna take the fish to Charlotte's house? 863 00:38:23,219 --> 00:38:26,453 Gary decides he's gonna take the fish to Charlotte's house? 864 00:38:26,455 --> 00:38:28,054 I don't think this is a good idea. 865 00:38:28,056 --> 00:38:31,023 I wish you all the best of luck to try and get my friend 866 00:38:31,025 --> 00:38:32,124 to answer the door for you. 867 00:38:32,126 --> 00:38:35,360 The only thing Charlotte cares more about than me and Sophie 868 00:38:35,362 --> 00:38:36,327 is them stupid fish. 869 00:38:36,329 --> 00:38:40,364 So for once, I'm gonna try and do something nice. 870 00:38:40,366 --> 00:38:41,331 I'm going. 871 00:38:41,333 --> 00:38:42,098 You're off, eh? 872 00:38:42,100 --> 00:38:43,499 Aye, you're not staying to tidy up, like? 873 00:38:43,501 --> 00:38:44,833 No. (laughter) 874 00:38:44,835 --> 00:38:45,900 I'll skip that part. 875 00:38:45,902 --> 00:38:47,034 Taking the fish to Charlotte's, 876 00:38:47,036 --> 00:38:49,002 I don't know what it'll achieve. 877 00:38:49,004 --> 00:38:50,136 But, at the end of the day, 878 00:38:50,138 --> 00:38:51,604 this has what our relationship has came down to. 879 00:38:51,606 --> 00:38:54,540 I've got a fish tank with three fucking goldfish in it 880 00:38:54,542 --> 00:38:56,208 called Scramble, Egg, and Toast, 881 00:38:56,210 --> 00:38:58,143 and I'm about to deliver them to her house. 882 00:38:58,145 --> 00:39:01,112 What the hell has happened? 883 00:39:02,447 --> 00:39:04,047 (whistles) 884 00:39:04,049 --> 00:39:06,249 We all know that Gaz has made some mistakes with Charlotte, 885 00:39:06,251 --> 00:39:07,883 but hopefully, they can work things out. 886 00:39:07,885 --> 00:39:11,119 It's time to leave the house, and I'm taking Dan with us. 887 00:39:11,121 --> 00:39:15,656 But hold on, I think I forgot something. 888 00:39:15,658 --> 00:39:16,390 Hey! 889 00:39:16,392 --> 00:39:19,259 James has got me a leaving gift: ham. 890 00:39:19,261 --> 00:39:20,460 Fuck, I didn't see that one coming. 891 00:39:20,462 --> 00:39:23,963 I'm gonna miss you, you little ham connoisseur, you. 892 00:39:23,965 --> 00:39:25,064 Bye, James. See you later. 893 00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:28,133 It has been very awkward between me and Holly, 894 00:39:28,135 --> 00:39:29,267 but that's the way it had to be. 895 00:39:29,269 --> 00:39:31,535 But now we know where each other stand. 896 00:39:31,537 --> 00:39:32,936 Be yourself! Bye! 897 00:39:32,938 --> 00:39:36,506 We used to be best friends, and it is sad that that's now gone. 898 00:39:36,508 --> 00:39:37,406 See you soon, yeah? 899 00:39:37,408 --> 00:39:38,907 I'll fuckin' see you soon. 900 00:39:38,909 --> 00:39:40,308 See you. See you soon, son. 901 00:39:40,310 --> 00:39:41,109 Take care. 902 00:39:41,111 --> 00:39:43,444 I reckon the chances of seeing James again are quite slim 903 00:39:43,446 --> 00:39:47,214 now that he's always wifed in with Kate. 904 00:39:48,416 --> 00:39:49,249 Girls, I'm off. 905 00:39:49,251 --> 00:39:52,151 This time on "Geordie Shore," I can't remember half of it, 906 00:39:52,153 --> 00:39:55,854 but I've had an absolutely fucking mint time. 907 00:39:57,356 --> 00:39:59,557 (laughing) 908 00:40:00,225 --> 00:40:01,592 (Scott) If I had to change one thing, 909 00:40:01,594 --> 00:40:03,594 it would be the couple of times I got with Holly 910 00:40:03,596 --> 00:40:04,494 when I was drunk. 911 00:40:04,496 --> 00:40:05,428 And now were friends, 912 00:40:05,430 --> 00:40:07,329 but I don't want anything more than that. 913 00:40:07,331 --> 00:40:08,196 See youse later. 914 00:40:08,198 --> 00:40:09,263 (Holly) Bye, Scott. 915 00:40:09,265 --> 00:40:10,564 Love youse to bits. 916 00:40:10,566 --> 00:40:13,099 We "wove" you. 917 00:40:13,101 --> 00:40:14,834 (laughter) 918 00:40:17,537 --> 00:40:20,438 I'm actually gonna miss waking up every morning 919 00:40:20,440 --> 00:40:22,239 with me three little best friends, 920 00:40:22,241 --> 00:40:23,940 and having a gossip and having a nutter. 921 00:40:23,942 --> 00:40:28,044 And I just think you can't get friends like that. 922 00:40:31,448 --> 00:40:32,381 I've changed so much. 923 00:40:32,383 --> 00:40:35,117 I've gone from being engaged to single. 924 00:40:35,119 --> 00:40:37,519 I've got some pretty big decisions to make about Ricci. 925 00:40:37,521 --> 00:40:40,922 I'm looking forward to having my own space to do that. 926 00:40:40,924 --> 00:40:42,123 Right. Bye. 927 00:40:42,125 --> 00:40:43,891 Bye! 928 00:40:45,994 --> 00:40:48,261 You do not take Charlotte home. 929 00:40:48,263 --> 00:40:50,429 Aww. You're her replacement. 930 00:40:50,431 --> 00:40:51,463 Thanks. 931 00:40:51,465 --> 00:40:53,097 Obviously Charlotte is me best friend, 932 00:40:53,099 --> 00:40:55,032 and I know that it's gonna be harder 933 00:40:55,034 --> 00:40:58,101 knowing that I don't know whether she'll ever come back. 934 00:40:58,103 --> 00:40:59,502 Bye, house. 935 00:40:59,504 --> 00:41:01,303 Miss you. I'll miss you. 936 00:41:01,305 --> 00:41:04,039 Next time, we'll be back with everyone. 937 00:41:04,041 --> 00:41:04,873 Hopefully. 938 00:41:04,875 --> 00:41:07,075 Even though they all do me head in sometimes, 939 00:41:07,077 --> 00:41:10,511 we are like a proper family, and it's amazing. 940 00:41:13,848 --> 00:41:15,548 (Holly) Whoo! 941 00:41:21,488 --> 00:41:24,156 I don't know if Charlotte will answer the door and punch us. 942 00:41:24,158 --> 00:41:25,924 Answer the door and take the fish. 943 00:41:25,926 --> 00:41:27,458 Not answer the door at all. 944 00:41:27,460 --> 00:41:29,493 But at least I'm trying to make amends. 945 00:41:29,495 --> 00:41:32,128 (doorbell ringing) 946 00:41:32,829 --> 00:41:35,263 Truth is, if Charlotte didn't come out of that house, 947 00:41:35,265 --> 00:41:36,530 my life would be ten times easier. 948 00:41:36,532 --> 00:41:40,133 But I've missed everything about Charlotte being in that house, 949 00:41:40,135 --> 00:41:41,300 and it would be shit. 950 00:41:41,302 --> 00:41:44,002 She needs to come back. 951 00:41:47,840 --> 00:41:50,107 The one thing that stood out with me this whole time 952 00:41:50,109 --> 00:41:53,210 in the house is Charlotte saying, "I love you." 953 00:41:53,212 --> 00:41:56,112 That is next level shit, and I haven't a fucking clue 954 00:41:56,114 --> 00:41:58,581 what it means or what's gonna happen. 955 00:41:58,583 --> 00:42:00,783 (phone bleeps) 956 00:42:01,017 --> 00:42:03,651 But the mad thing is, with me and Charlotte, I always know, 957 00:42:03,653 --> 00:42:05,986 no matter how much time she needs or how much time I need, 958 00:42:05,988 --> 00:42:11,391 or whatever happens, somehow or other we'll always come back. 959 00:42:11,393 --> 00:42:12,959 Somehow. 960 00:42:12,961 --> 00:42:17,964 ¶ 961 00:42:18,231 --> 00:42:19,464 ¶ Everyone's here to party 962 00:42:19,466 --> 00:42:21,999 ¶ If you wanna go wild, if you wanna go wild ¶ 963 00:42:22,001 --> 00:42:23,100 ¶ Everyone's here to party 964 00:42:23,102 --> 00:42:25,602 ¶ If you wanna go wild, if you wanna go wild ¶ 965 00:42:25,604 --> 00:42:26,936 ¶ Everyone's here to party 966 00:42:26,938 --> 00:42:29,204 ¶ If you wanna go wild, if you wanna go wild ¶ 967 00:42:29,206 --> 00:42:30,605 ¶ Everyone's here to party 968 00:42:30,607 --> 00:42:32,607 ¶ Let's party hard, you wanna go wild ¶ 969 00:42:32,609 --> 00:42:34,342 ¶ Let's party hard, you wanna go wild ¶ 970 00:42:34,344 --> 00:42:36,310 ¶ Let's party, party, you wanna go wild ¶ 971 00:42:36,312 --> 00:42:37,544 ¶ Let's party hard, wanna go ¶ 972 00:42:37,546 --> 00:42:41,347 ¶ Who done, who done, who done, who done, who done ¶