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(Sophie)
"Geordie Shore" is back!
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(Holly)
What the hell is
gonna happen this time?
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Geordie Tours.
What?
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Across Europe.
(all)
Yes!
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(all girls)
What happens on tour
stays on tour!
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Bring on the fucking carnage.
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(Charlotte screams)
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(Anna)
I want you to leave
with no further notice.
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Hi again.
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Charlotte's back.
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(James)
Dan's pulled himself a cougar.
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(Scott)
I'm fucking buzzing,
haven't seen my nana in ages.
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Oh, wait a minute,
it's Dan's bird.
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(Anna)
I'd like you to start packing
'cause this time,
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I'm gonna
send you to Barcelona.
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(Sophie)
Barcelona.
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(Charlotte)
I feel like
I'm in a porn film.
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What the hell am I doing
in a tranny bar?
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(Scott)
Vicky seems to be having
a mint time without Ricci.
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(Vicky)
Vicky is back.
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(Scott)
I wonder how long
it'll last.
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(Sophie)
Charlotte's bloody mortal.
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The boys are getting
with girls.
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We may as well
be back in Newcastle.
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(Charlotte)
This is it,
I'm going to talk to Gary.
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(Gaz)
I'm thinking this is just
another me-and-Charlotte chat.
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I love you.
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And she just drops
that bombshell.
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(Charlotte)
I am just another girl
who fell in love with Gary.
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¶
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I am a Geordie girl
with a VIP edge.
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If you look up "pulling"
in the dictionary,
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my name's next to it.
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I would never kiss
anyone without a six-pack.
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Get me in this house 'cause
I'm gonna tear the place up.
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I could talk the back legs
off a donkey.
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Got the looks,
got the charm, it just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got double Fs.
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The hardest graft I've ever
done is doing my hair.
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(all)
"Geordie Shore"! Why aye!
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¶ (upbeat music)
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(Holly)
We're on a Geordie Tour
of Barcelona,
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and we're showing
stag and hens how to party,
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and it's fucking mint.
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We've absolutely smashed
Spain to pieces.
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Newcastle, one,
Barcelona, nawt.
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(James)
Last night got messy.
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Everyone's woke up,
and you can just tell
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there's an atmosphere
in the house.
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¶ You got it all
figured out ¶
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What the hell is happening?
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(Charlotte)
Last night, me and Gary
were talking,
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and I told him
I loved him.
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What the fuck
was I thinking?
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I feel like I've had a weight
lifted off my shoulders.
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Like, I've got so much
off me chest.
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He totally pied us,
and now I just feel like shit.
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That's the last time I'll have
a heart-to-heart with Gary.
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His heart is
dead and black inside.
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I just want Gary to acknowledge
my feelings
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instead of sticking
his head in the sand.
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(exhales sharply)
Go to the beach.
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Buzzing-- get some food
and just fucking chill out.
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It's our last morning
in Barcelona,
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so everyone's heading down
and hitting the beach.
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I think for her
to finally verbalize
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what she's been feeling
for so long
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must have come
as a shock to you, Gary,
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whether you knew it was
coming or not.
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I do respect
Charlotte being honest,
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but I can't lie and tell her
that I love her.
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I'm gonna be honest
like she has been with me.
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Must have been, like,
nice for her
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to get it off her chest
and stuff like that, Gaz.
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But at the same time,
do you think it's--
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do you think
it's done her any good?
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Normally, when a bird
drops the "L"-bomb
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and says they love you,
you bin them off,
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but I can't
do that with Charlotte.
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Just have a word with her,
and just try
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and get my point
of view across.
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Honestly, I do see
your point of view,
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and I think--
I'll just keep her away.
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(Scott)
Gaz has got the right idea
by not getting
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wifed in with Charlotte.
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Relationships in
the "Geordie Shore" house
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are a one-way ticket
to sheer disaster.
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(all)
Hey!
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(Vicky)
Thank you.
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(Scott)
I'm gutted
at leaving Barcelona.
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I've had a fucking
mint time.
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Hasta la vista, chicas.
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(Vicky)
To Barcelona.
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(all)
Hey!
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(Gaz)
We've had an amazing
time in Barcelona,
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but my head's in bits--
get me home.
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(Sophie)
All I want to do is get
back to Newcastle
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and get back
to the Geordie language.
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¶
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(James)
We're back in the Tyne,
so bring on
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the banter,
the booze, and the gym.
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(Vicky)
Before we left for Barcelona,
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me and Ricci
had a huge argument.
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He stormed out the house.
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He didn't even come
to Barcelona,
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and he hasn't
come back, and now,
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I just don't know
where I stand.
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Aye, lads.
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And I've got a mint idea
to get them all back on track.
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What, like, just, like,
fucking circuits and presses--
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Circuits and, like,
just military training.
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We'll get the birds
to do it as well.
Way, aye.
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Girls!
(Vicky)
Yeah?
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I'm not sure how the girls
are gonna take it, though.
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I think we should go
and do a military boot camp.
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(Holly)
What the fuck is boot camp?
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I signed up for "Geordie Shore",
not the fucking SAS.
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¶
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(James)
The only bicep curls
they're used to
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is having a fucking
cock in their mouth.
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I want to sit there
with a pasty
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just to prove
a fucking point.
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May we please pull over
at these services?
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(laughter)
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Boot camp is gonna be
a piece of cake
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'cause I'm already
fucking solid.
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(Charlotte)
Mm! Fast food.
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Everyone knows it's called that
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because it makes you
go faster... duh.
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(Sophie)
Don't you dare think thin.
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Think fat!
(Holly)
Yeah, you did it!
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(sighs)
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To everyone who wants her
to be skinny.
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(Holly belches)
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(Holly sighs)
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Well done.
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¶ (upbeat music)
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(Scott)
Whoa!
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(James)
I love fitness,
but I fucking hate mud.
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(Dan)
Shit the bed, I didn't
realize bald Rambo
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and skinny Rocky were gonna be
our instructors.
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I'm getting cold waiting here,
come on, let's go!
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Move yourself!
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(Holly)
Fuck off, I can't be bothered
with screaming like that.
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Fuck boot camp.
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Come on, ladies,
move yourself.
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I'm coming, pet!
Don't call me pet!
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Move yourself!
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(Sophie)
Why are you talking
like that?
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(James)(
I thought we were coming
to fucking military training,
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not a fucking pirate ship.
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Turn your hair down,
it's too bright, move yourself!
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(Charlotte)
Fucking hell.
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Sergeant Big Balls
has made my fanny hole
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shrink to the size
of a lentil.
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(Scott)
I'm going fucking
akka with the camouflage.
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No one's gonna spot me
proper stashed.
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(Holly)
I don't get
why James would think
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that going out in the freezing
cold in the mud,
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getting shouted at
by some big man, is fun.
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Captain Cock-sucker.
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Really?
Yeah, here
to suck you off.
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Really?
Yeah.
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Well done, see me later--
next one.
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Captain Can't-Be-Arsed.
Really?
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Well, I'll sort you out,
Captain Can't-Be-Arsed.
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I'm starting to think that
this man is sexually frustrated.
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Get away, move yourself, come
on, get up there, get up there!
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That's it, come on,
let's see a little bit of that!
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I have a little bit
of Army training, obviously.
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I'm the UK's number one
drill sergeant.
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Move it, move it,
you best get yourself up!
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Get up, get up, get up,
get up, stand up!
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We've been there nearly
one minute before
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Charlotte-Letitia is on
the floor, covered in shit.
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(skinny Rocky)
Keep it moving,
keep moving all the time!
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(bald Rambo)
You can't go that way!
Get back here, you two girls!
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(Holly)
Run!
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(Charlotte)
He's only chasing us
because he wants
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to put it in me bumhole,
and I don't like bumhole sex,
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so I'm running as fast
as I can.
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(Vicky)
It's like some sort of crazy
sheepdog training gone wrong.
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(bald Rambo)
I'll get you in a minute!
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(Charlotte)
He's given up the chase.
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He's probably after someone
else's anus.
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(skinny Rocky)
Good-- keep the elbows
in tight.
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Four, three.
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Get those knees
nice and high.
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(James)
Military boot camp
is my idea of heaven.
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(Holly)
James thinks
he's Mr. Fucking Motivator.
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And, I mean, if he wants
some exercise,
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why doesn't
he just go and motivate
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the instructor's cock
with his right hand?
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Whip the ropes! Go!
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Come on, work those ropes!
(Scott grunting)
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Hit that tire! Go!
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Let's get the pain train,
let's get the pain train.
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(Charlotte)
What the fuck? I've just
had my heart broken.
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The last thing I want
to do is break into a sweat.
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Vicky was able to draw a line
under her and Ricci.
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Why can't Charlotte
do the same with me?
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Go, go, go, go, go!
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Flip it over, and again,
that's it.
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(Scott)
I might as well
be born to boot camp
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'cause I'm modeled on
Troy himself.
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I flip tires
like I flip birds.
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(bald Rambo)
One more, one more!
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(James groans)
Fucking hell.
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So I'm getting
a bit more competitive,
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and I challenge the instructor
to a game of tug-of-war
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'cause I'm fucking solid.
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Come on, show me
what you got.
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That's it, come on.
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I'm about to smash him,
and I slip because of my shoes.
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But if I had better grip,
I would have toasted him.
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(groans)
That's it,
show me what you got.
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(James)
The instructor's totally
rinsed Scott here.
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Maybe it's
'cause the only thing
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Scott's good at tugging
is Gaz's rope.
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(Sophie)
I hate boot camp,
it's horrible.
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I've got rabbit
shit all over me foot.
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I need to get out.
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(James)
Boot camp's been
absolutely mint.
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And somehow,
me biceps feel like
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they're getting even bigger.
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Didn't even think
that was possible.
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(exhales sharply
and groans)
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(Holly)
So James is still
flipping tires,
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and all we want
to do is get out of here.
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He's just a fucking twat.
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(James exhales sharply)
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¶
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(Vicky)
Before we came away,
me and Ricci had a huge bust-up
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'cause he's a control freak
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and a bit of a tit,
if I'm honest.
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It's the longest
I've ever not spoken to him.
238
00:09:41,899 --> 00:09:45,000
(Charlotte)
Hey, you've dealt with it
so much better this time.
239
00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:47,268
Yeah.
So some things
have definitely changed.
240
00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:50,037
Vicky's relaxed so much
since Ricci's gone.
241
00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:51,505
She's getting
changed in front of us.
242
00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:54,741
I've seen her tits--
I've seen her fanny flap.
243
00:09:54,743 --> 00:09:56,375
I've even seen her bumhole.
244
00:09:56,377 --> 00:09:58,210
Since Ricci's gone,
she's a nudist.
245
00:09:58,212 --> 00:10:02,047
I know I have to speak to him
sooner rather than later.
246
00:10:02,049 --> 00:10:04,516
(Vicky)
I've discovered that I can stand
on my own two feet.
247
00:10:04,518 --> 00:10:06,484
It's about time
I found my lady balls
248
00:10:06,486 --> 00:10:09,053
and told Ricci to fucking
jog on.
249
00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:12,589
(dial tone rings)
250
00:10:12,591 --> 00:10:15,091
(Ricci)
Hello.
Hello.
251
00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:16,926
Hiya.
252
00:10:16,928 --> 00:10:18,327
Um...
253
00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,262
(Vicky)
It's at this point
that I'm reminded
254
00:10:21,264 --> 00:10:24,064
that Ricci's communication
skills are basic at best.
255
00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:26,866
It's like trying to have
a sensible conversation
256
00:10:26,868 --> 00:10:29,001
with a fucking courgette.
257
00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:34,372
Good, thank you.
258
00:10:34,374 --> 00:10:36,307
I've decided I need to speak
to Ricci in person.
259
00:10:36,309 --> 00:10:38,642
If you're gonna try and get
sense out of a courgette,
260
00:10:38,644 --> 00:10:41,845
it's probably better
that you do it face-to-face.
261
00:10:41,847 --> 00:10:45,481
Courgette-to-face...
face-to-courgette?
262
00:10:45,483 --> 00:10:49,017
(Vicky crying)
263
00:10:51,453 --> 00:10:54,188
(Holly)
So Vicky is bursting
into the room in tears,
264
00:10:54,190 --> 00:10:56,056
and I mean, Vicky and Ricci
have been together
265
00:10:56,058 --> 00:10:58,558
for so long now,
it's no wonder she's emotional.
266
00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,893
I think, though, you haven't
supported him in ages.
267
00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:02,494
This is the first time.
268
00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,595
It's just weird, isn't it?
269
00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:05,530
Are Ricci and Vicky
gonna stay together?
270
00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,632
Because at the moment,
I just don't know.
271
00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,900
Charlotte, she's not
finished crying yet.
272
00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:13,136
I felt like
I was gonna be sick.
273
00:11:13,138 --> 00:11:13,970
¶
274
00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:16,973
(Vicky)
We've been on an amazing
Geordie Tour of Barcelona,
275
00:11:16,975 --> 00:11:19,809
and now, it's back
to Newcastle.
276
00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:22,411
(Ricci)
I've had a break
from the house,
277
00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:25,781
and to give Vicky space,
I didn't go to Barcelona.
278
00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:28,617
(Vicky)
Now, back to reality,
and that means
279
00:11:28,619 --> 00:11:30,452
I have to deal
with the Ricci situation.
280
00:11:30,454 --> 00:11:33,822
I've been saying
I've lost so much of myself,
281
00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:35,790
I don't even know
who I am now.
282
00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,324
It was because of me
wanting to be with you,
283
00:11:37,326 --> 00:11:38,725
I can't leave you
fucking alone.
284
00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:40,393
How am I-- who wants that?
285
00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,861
It shouldn't
have to be that way.
286
00:11:41,863 --> 00:11:43,329
By having some time apart
from Vicky,
287
00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:45,097
I'm proving I can
give her the space she needs.
288
00:11:45,099 --> 00:11:47,265
I don't want you to say right
now, "Oh, let's go back."
289
00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:49,233
I don't want that,
I want you all to myself.
290
00:11:49,235 --> 00:11:52,102
I want you to see me
as a person changed,
291
00:11:52,104 --> 00:11:53,903
and I fucking
know that, like...
292
00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:55,471
I was expecting
Ricci to bool in,
293
00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:57,539
all fucking guns blazing,
kicking off.
294
00:11:57,541 --> 00:11:59,274
How can I sit here
and finish Ricci
295
00:11:59,276 --> 00:12:02,343
when he's saying everything
I've always wanted to hear?
296
00:12:02,345 --> 00:12:04,445
The thing is
is that I've been
297
00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,914
back to my old self
this weekend.
298
00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:10,083
Giggling, laughing, having fun.
299
00:12:10,784 --> 00:12:12,951
You used to make me
feel like that.
300
00:12:12,953 --> 00:12:14,285
It's been so nice
this last week
301
00:12:14,287 --> 00:12:16,020
to be able to let me
hair down, and have fun,
302
00:12:16,022 --> 00:12:19,156
and not worry about Ricci
kicking off about something.
303
00:12:19,158 --> 00:12:19,990
I think this is it.
304
00:12:19,992 --> 00:12:21,925
I have to tell him
I can't be with him anymore.
305
00:12:21,927 --> 00:12:25,328
We just need to be
on our own,
306
00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:28,564
and discover or find out--
307
00:12:28,566 --> 00:12:32,434
work out who-- who we are,
who we used to be.
308
00:12:32,436 --> 00:12:35,003
Ricci is being
so understanding,
309
00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:39,273
and this is the lad
I fell in love with.
310
00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:42,009
(crying)
311
00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,744
Come here.
312
00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:45,912
Come here.
313
00:12:45,914 --> 00:12:47,847
I never,
for one second, wanted
314
00:12:47,849 --> 00:12:49,215
any of this to end up
like this.
315
00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:51,951
Cheer up, Vicky, what needs
to happen is we need to change.
316
00:12:51,953 --> 00:12:54,453
(Ricci)
It might be a bad move for me
to go out of the house now,
317
00:12:54,455 --> 00:12:56,922
so for once, I'm gonna do
the right thing and stay away.
318
00:12:56,924 --> 00:13:01,960
I'm gonna go and let you have
tonight with the boys
319
00:13:01,962 --> 00:13:04,529
'cause they miss you, huh?
320
00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:07,431
Well, go on then,
fuck off.
321
00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:08,799
Right.
322
00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:14,170
(Vicky)
That was so fucking hard,
but I'm worried
323
00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:15,838
that if we get
back together again,
324
00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,972
history will just
repeat itself
325
00:13:16,974 --> 00:13:20,141
and I'll be opening myself up
to loads more heartache.
326
00:13:20,143 --> 00:13:23,444
I can't go on
feeling like this.
327
00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:31,885
¶
328
00:13:37,391 --> 00:13:41,227
Hi.
(Holly)
How did it go?
329
00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:42,561
Not how you would expect.
330
00:13:42,563 --> 00:13:44,829
(Holly)
I thought Vicky would
come back in tears.
331
00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:46,297
She must have
sucked him off last minute.
332
00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:48,265
Imagine him
just saying absolutely
333
00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:49,766
everything you want to hear.
334
00:13:49,768 --> 00:13:52,869
"I realize my mistake,
I smother you.
335
00:13:52,871 --> 00:13:54,070
I tried to control you."
336
00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:56,505
Whoa, that just doesn't
sound like Ricci at all.
337
00:13:56,507 --> 00:14:00,709
Know how hard that makes
walking away from him?
338
00:14:00,711 --> 00:14:02,977
He's not coming back.
339
00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:04,244
With Ricci and Vicky
right now,
340
00:14:04,246 --> 00:14:07,013
I feel like
this might actually be over.
341
00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:08,814
Was he saying these things
'cause he means them,
342
00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:10,415
or was he saying
these things 'cause he thinks
343
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,416
he should be saying it?
344
00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,051
(Charlotte)
It does seem
like Ricci's changed,
345
00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,185
but Vicky
needs to be careful.
346
00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,955
He might have went to the same
dishonesty class as Gary.
347
00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:20,523
They might have sat
together in the back row
348
00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:23,592
wanking each other off...
whilst being dishonest.
349
00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:25,860
(Charlotte)
"I have had
a lot of time to think
350
00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,094
"and get my head
around things,
351
00:14:27,096 --> 00:14:29,396
but this has
been the biggest..."
352
00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:30,730
"Wake-up call."
"Wake-up call."
353
00:14:30,732 --> 00:14:33,299
(Vicky)
Ricci's coming back to the house
to say good-bye to the boys,
354
00:14:33,301 --> 00:14:35,868
and I think
it's best that I clear off.
355
00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:37,035
¶
356
00:14:37,037 --> 00:14:38,202
(Vicky)
Where are we going, hon?
357
00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:41,171
(Charlotte)
Oh, my God, I've had
an amazing idea
358
00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,739
to cheer me and Vicky up.
359
00:14:42,741 --> 00:14:43,740
(giggling)
360
00:14:43,742 --> 00:14:46,042
(Charlotte)
Hi.
361
00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:48,344
Let's get another fish!
362
00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,412
Hey, fishies.
363
00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:52,547
(Charlotte)
So we could get
one of these ones?
364
00:14:52,549 --> 00:14:54,181
Put one of them with Scramble
and Egg, no worries.
365
00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:56,850
(Vicky)
Charlotte has been so upset
since she told Gary
366
00:14:56,852 --> 00:15:00,720
how she felt about him,
so marine-based retail therapy
367
00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:01,887
is obviously the answer.
368
00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:03,855
I kind of like
this black one here.
369
00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:04,789
I like the black ones.
370
00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:07,424
(Charlotte)
Scramble and Egg
need to meet new people,
371
00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:08,725
but they're a little bit shy,
372
00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,460
so we're gonna find them
a new friend.
373
00:15:10,462 --> 00:15:11,494
Can we have him, Craig?
374
00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:14,997
(Charlotte)
He's got the googliest eyes
I've ever seen.
375
00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:17,032
And we'll call him "Toast".
376
00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:17,766
I like that.
377
00:15:17,768 --> 00:15:19,400
(Vicky)
In your professional
opinion, Craig,
378
00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:22,002
will Scramble
and Egg take to Toast?
379
00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,903
(chuckles)
Yes, of course they will.
380
00:15:23,905 --> 00:15:25,437
(Charlotte)
What if they pick on him
at first?
381
00:15:25,439 --> 00:15:27,772
Who would have thought
that a slippery, slimy,
382
00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:29,540
google-eyed creature
would actually help
383
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:34,011
take Charlotte's mind
off Gary?
384
00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:36,179
¶
385
00:15:36,181 --> 00:15:36,979
(phone rings)
386
00:15:36,981 --> 00:15:41,249
Fuck off.
(Holly)
I'm not going to work, no.
387
00:15:41,251 --> 00:15:41,983
Aye, aye?
388
00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,385
Anna's called, and she says
that me and Holly
389
00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:47,020
have gotta go to work.
390
00:15:47,022 --> 00:15:48,388
Fucking hell, man.
391
00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,823
Me and you, Holly,
we're doing a stag do.
392
00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:51,824
Oh, man!
393
00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,392
I'm like, for fuck's sake,
I can't
394
00:15:53,394 --> 00:15:55,627
entertain people right now.
395
00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:04,668
¶
396
00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:08,470
So me and Scott are taking
this stag party
397
00:16:08,472 --> 00:16:10,472
to a bucking bronco,
and I'm thinking
398
00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:12,941
the last big thing
that I've probably been riding
399
00:16:12,943 --> 00:16:13,708
is Scotty T.
400
00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:16,143
(Scott)
So we get there,
it's a big bunch of lads,
401
00:16:16,145 --> 00:16:18,011
so we're just gonna do
what we do best--
402
00:16:18,013 --> 00:16:19,779
get fucking smashed.
403
00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,717
Holly's single,
so I'm gonna get her
404
00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,118
set up with one
of these lads.
405
00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,152
That's what friends are for.
406
00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,453
These two are just
hammering the shots.
407
00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,322
So there's one lad there
who's actually quite hot,
408
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,423
and I'm thinking
I don't really
409
00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,525
want to neck on
with everybody else.
410
00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,526
(Scott)
How the fuck?
411
00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,828
He's like fucking John Wayne,
this kid.
412
00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:42,899
(man)
I don't know how.
(laughter)
413
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,268
(cheering)
414
00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,969
I said the person
with the best score
415
00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,103
gets to get a kiss
off Holly.
416
00:16:48,105 --> 00:16:50,972
This lad's got a girlfriend,
so we're gonna go
417
00:16:50,974 --> 00:16:53,407
with the kid
with the lowest score,
418
00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:54,975
which is this kid
right here.
419
00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:56,242
(Scott)
I bent the rules
of the game
420
00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:58,410
so that Holly can neck on
with this lad she likes.
421
00:16:58,412 --> 00:16:59,477
She should be thanking us.
422
00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:02,146
Give her a kiss--
for God's sake!
423
00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:03,347
People are always banging on
about me
424
00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:05,882
having a thing with Holly,
but this just proves
425
00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:08,484
that I don't and I've got
no feelings for her.
426
00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,352
(Holly)
I mean, it's
so good that Scotty's
427
00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:11,419
actually being my wingman.
428
00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,721
So Holly,
was he a good kisser?
429
00:17:13,723 --> 00:17:16,390
Yeah, but just
not as good as you.
430
00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:18,125
Fuck off.
(laughs)
431
00:17:18,127 --> 00:17:21,795
No one's as good
as me, though.
(giggles)
432
00:17:21,797 --> 00:17:27,233
¶
433
00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,902
Lads!
(Scott)
Aye, aye!
434
00:17:30,904 --> 00:17:32,703
We hear Ricci come back
in the house.
435
00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:35,338
What the fuck? I thought
those two had split up.
436
00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,148
(Ricci)
Tonight, I'm gonna have
a night out with the lads,
437
00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,782
but at the end of it,
go home.
438
00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:49,850
Me and Vicky still need
that little bit of space.
439
00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:52,853
I want to fucking smash it
with you lads tonight.
440
00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,120
I'm getting ruined.
441
00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:59,925
¶
442
00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:01,893
(Scott)
I'm absolutely buzzing.
443
00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:04,095
It's gonna be a fucking
mint night out.
444
00:18:04,097 --> 00:18:09,266
¶
445
00:18:09,268 --> 00:18:10,433
No girls, no drama.
446
00:18:10,435 --> 00:18:13,402
One place to be-- Bijoux.
447
00:18:13,404 --> 00:18:19,408
¶ (club music)
448
00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:21,442
(James)
I want to make sure
that Ricci
449
00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:24,478
has a mint final night
on "Geordie Shore".
450
00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,347
Cheers to Ricci.
Let's get fucked!
451
00:18:27,349 --> 00:18:29,048
(shouting)
452
00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:35,587
¶
453
00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:37,922
(Charlotte)
I'm letting Toast out.
454
00:18:37,924 --> 00:18:38,923
Set free.
455
00:18:38,925 --> 00:18:40,324
(gasps)
456
00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:41,058
Whoa.
457
00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,460
(Charlotte)
Oh, my God,
Scramble and Egg love Toast.
458
00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:45,962
It's a little bit like watching
Dan, Scott, and Gary
459
00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:48,331
all hanging out
and sucking each other off.
460
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,833
Can fish suck
each other off?
461
00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:53,969
He's called Toast.
462
00:18:53,971 --> 00:18:55,904
What we want to do
is go out for a meal,
463
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:58,306
a nice girly chat,
just to discuss
464
00:18:58,308 --> 00:18:59,473
what the hell's
been going on.
465
00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:03,210
Let's go!
Why do we still
look like a girl band?
466
00:19:03,212 --> 00:19:08,949
¶
467
00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:12,685
What happened with you and Rics?
Is it all right, or...
468
00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:15,487
The short version is
just that he was lovely.
469
00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:19,057
(Sophie)
I think Vicky just gave Ricci
a bit of false hope
470
00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:21,659
that they might
get together when really,
471
00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,226
this is the end.
472
00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,027
Rather than feeling
down and depressed,
473
00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,195
I feel like I've been
given a new lease on life,
474
00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:27,863
and I'm just going
to enjoy myself.
475
00:19:27,865 --> 00:19:28,830
If I can get over Ricci,
476
00:19:28,832 --> 00:19:31,732
it's about time Charlotte
pulled them slaggy socks up
477
00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:32,499
and got over Gaz.
478
00:19:32,501 --> 00:19:34,901
What do you think we'll be
like in a couple of years?
479
00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:38,004
You'll probably still be
drinking that fucking drink.
480
00:19:38,006 --> 00:19:41,807
(laughter)
481
00:19:41,809 --> 00:19:46,411
¶ (club music)
482
00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:48,246
(Gaz)
Ricci's got a massive smile
on his face.
483
00:19:48,248 --> 00:19:51,449
If this is his send-off,
this is how it should be.
484
00:20:02,727 --> 00:20:05,028
Out of the corner of my eye,
I spot Lindsay.
485
00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,030
So it was, "Lads, see yous."
486
00:20:07,297 --> 00:20:09,865
(Scott)
So this cougar
who Dan necked on with
487
00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:11,800
before Barcelona
has just turned up.
488
00:20:11,802 --> 00:20:13,535
I hope she remembered to put
her fucking teeth in.
489
00:20:13,537 --> 00:20:16,037
(Gaz)
Dan, this is meant to be
Ricci's send-off.
490
00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:20,408
This is no time to go home with
your bird and get breast-fed.
491
00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:30,984
Ricci and Vicky
have had a few nights out
492
00:20:30,986 --> 00:20:34,320
apart from each other, and I've
never seen them so happy.
493
00:20:34,322 --> 00:20:36,488
Maybe they should
split the fuck up
494
00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:38,690
and do everyone a favor.
495
00:20:46,365 --> 00:20:49,133
(Scott)
It must be a massive weight
off Gaz's shoulders
496
00:20:49,135 --> 00:20:50,901
to not have Charlotte
hawkeye-ing him all night.
497
00:20:50,903 --> 00:20:54,804
(James)
Tonight is just meant to be
about a good send-off for Ricci,
498
00:20:54,806 --> 00:20:57,106
but no, all of the lads
have went off
499
00:20:57,108 --> 00:20:59,007
trying to get
their dicks wet.
500
00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:07,114
I feel sorry for Ricci.
501
00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:09,382
Motherfucking classic night...
Tonight--
502
00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:11,784
With all you boys
that I miss, seriously.
503
00:21:11,786 --> 00:21:14,353
You slag off home
to your tiny little house.
504
00:21:14,355 --> 00:21:17,189
(laughter)
505
00:21:17,191 --> 00:21:19,724
But honestly--
Really miss me,
all right?
506
00:21:19,726 --> 00:21:21,225
You too, man,
have a good night, man.
507
00:21:21,227 --> 00:21:22,793
(overlapping good-byes)
508
00:21:22,795 --> 00:21:23,660
Fucking hell, I'm mortal.
509
00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:27,063
It feels so weird knowing
that we're all going home
510
00:21:27,065 --> 00:21:28,431
and Ricci's not coming back
with us.
511
00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:30,866
The only one thing
I'm buzzing about
512
00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:32,734
is now I've
got me own room.
513
00:21:32,736 --> 00:21:33,568
Cheers, Ricci.
514
00:21:33,570 --> 00:21:35,436
(Dan)
Lindsay's jumped
in a cab with us,
515
00:21:35,438 --> 00:21:37,104
and after
all their hard work,
516
00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:40,207
Gaz and Scott are going
home empty-handed.
517
00:21:49,817 --> 00:21:51,250
(Scott groans)
518
00:21:51,252 --> 00:21:54,886
I can't get
my shoe off, man.
519
00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:56,153
Oh, my God.
520
00:21:56,155 --> 00:21:58,288
Fuck me, Scotty T's mortal.
521
00:21:58,290 --> 00:21:59,555
No wonder
he didn't pull tonight.
522
00:21:59,557 --> 00:22:02,124
His chat's bad enough
when he's sober.
523
00:22:02,126 --> 00:22:03,959
Yes.
524
00:22:03,961 --> 00:22:04,893
(laughter)
525
00:22:04,895 --> 00:22:05,727
(shouts excitedly)
526
00:22:05,729 --> 00:22:08,362
(James)
Every time Dan's brought
his bird back to the house,
527
00:22:08,364 --> 00:22:09,396
he's failed to buck her.
528
00:22:09,398 --> 00:22:12,732
This is the third time
he's brought her back.
529
00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:18,103
The cougar
is in the nest.
530
00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,109
Every lad knows
that if you've got a bird
531
00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,243
you casually bang
now and again,
532
00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:29,279
you do not bring the same bird
back three times in a row.
533
00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:32,949
This bird has got him
jumping through fucking hoops.
534
00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,850
(James)
I hope for his sake
that Dan's
535
00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:38,220
gonna make
the third time lucky.
536
00:22:38,222 --> 00:22:43,925
¶ (upbeat music)
537
00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:44,759
Last night was mint.
538
00:22:44,761 --> 00:22:47,094
Ricci's left the house,
but we've given him
539
00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:48,929
a proper send-off.
540
00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:50,930
(Dan)
I brought Lindsay back again.
541
00:22:50,932 --> 00:22:53,399
We just necked on
in the bucking bungalow.
542
00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:56,034
(both)
Hello!
543
00:22:56,036 --> 00:22:57,902
(Scott)
So me and Gaz
have gone to find out
544
00:22:57,904 --> 00:23:00,738
if Dan sealed the deal
with his bird.
545
00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:01,872
#DidHeFuck.
546
00:23:01,874 --> 00:23:06,276
Snugglepuffs.
(laughter)
547
00:23:06,278 --> 00:23:08,411
(Gaz)
Lindsay's still
got her underwear on.
548
00:23:08,413 --> 00:23:09,879
Dan, epic fail number three.
549
00:23:09,881 --> 00:23:11,480
(Dan)
Why the fuck
have Gaz and Scott
550
00:23:11,482 --> 00:23:14,049
suddenly taken an interest
in my sex life?
551
00:23:14,051 --> 00:23:17,819
Maybe it's because
they didn't pull last night.
552
00:23:23,258 --> 00:23:24,191
(laughter)
553
00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:26,826
I'm not bothered
about not banging last night.
554
00:23:26,828 --> 00:23:28,294
You don't need
a fucking Steely
555
00:23:28,296 --> 00:23:29,862
to have a good time
with a bird.
556
00:23:29,864 --> 00:23:31,163
(James)
Fourth time lucky.
557
00:23:31,165 --> 00:23:34,099
(Gaz)
Shut the fuck up.
558
00:23:34,101 --> 00:23:35,266
(farting)
559
00:23:35,268 --> 00:23:37,701
(Vicky laughs)
560
00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:41,937
We had a nice dinner last night,
just the girls.
561
00:23:41,939 --> 00:23:44,439
We tried to get
the boys out of our system.
562
00:23:44,441 --> 00:23:47,108
Me and Holly
were sitting up.
563
00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:48,476
Why were you sitting up?
564
00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:52,146
Waiting to see if Gary
brought any girls back.
565
00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,119
Charlotte has been
so upset since she told Gary
566
00:23:59,121 --> 00:24:00,987
how she felt about him,
and him being
567
00:24:00,989 --> 00:24:03,923
the sensitive
fucking scrotum that he is,
568
00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:06,825
has not acknowledged
her feelings whatsoever.
569
00:24:06,827 --> 00:24:08,660
¶
570
00:24:08,662 --> 00:24:10,662
(Vicky)
Lads, come through!
571
00:24:11,463 --> 00:24:13,363
(Vicky)
We have called
this family meeting
572
00:24:13,365 --> 00:24:16,132
to announce that we want
to have a house party.
573
00:24:16,134 --> 00:24:17,833
We've had a bit
of redecoration done.
574
00:24:17,835 --> 00:24:20,302
It's time to full-on
have a proper house party.
575
00:24:20,304 --> 00:24:24,039
I want it to be
themed fancy dress.
576
00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,373
What do you think of that?
577
00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,874
We're gonna make it
American-themed,
578
00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:29,810
which means everyone
needs to get fancy-dressed,
579
00:24:29,812 --> 00:24:30,577
loads of American stuff.
580
00:24:30,579 --> 00:24:33,146
(James)
That sounds mint.
Doesn't it sound good?
581
00:24:33,148 --> 00:24:35,014
It sounds absolutely mint.
582
00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,882
We want to have
the most massive
583
00:24:36,884 --> 00:24:39,351
and epic house party
in history.
584
00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,187
(dial tone rings)
585
00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,354
(Joel)
Hello?
Hi.
586
00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,988
How you doing,
you all right?
How are you?
587
00:24:44,990 --> 00:24:47,790
(Sophie)
First things first, when you're
having a house party,
588
00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:49,424
you've got to have
some mint tunes,
589
00:24:49,426 --> 00:24:52,360
so I'm gonna ring Joel
and see if he'll DJ.
590
00:24:52,362 --> 00:24:55,963
You can DJ,
you can dress up,
591
00:24:55,965 --> 00:24:58,999
and then-- and then obviously
just stay with me as well.
592
00:24:59,001 --> 00:25:01,901
It'll be nice
that I get to see you too.
593
00:25:03,403 --> 00:25:06,238
Let's go to the fancy dress shop
and go all out.
594
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,672
(Holly)
See yous later!
595
00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:11,976
¶ (upbeat rock)
596
00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,880
Dan said to me,
"Don't stitch it up."
597
00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,181
And I was, like, "Blow on."
598
00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,316
(Sophie)
We are gonna choose
what the boys wear,
599
00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:21,317
so we want to make
the boys
600
00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:22,851
look like twats
so they can't pull.
601
00:25:22,853 --> 00:25:25,187
(James)
Get him, like,
an old man's outfit, right?
602
00:25:25,189 --> 00:25:26,821
And then, they could go
as an old couple,
603
00:25:26,823 --> 00:25:28,222
and she wouldn't
have to dress up.
604
00:25:28,224 --> 00:25:29,356
(Vicky laughs)
605
00:25:29,358 --> 00:25:31,891
¶
606
00:25:31,893 --> 00:25:33,525
(Holly)
I don't know who thought
of the American theme.
607
00:25:33,527 --> 00:25:36,427
Me because basically,
American people go over the top.
608
00:25:36,429 --> 00:25:37,461
That's what I mean by it.
609
00:25:37,463 --> 00:25:40,230
(James)
We're all looking
for fancy dress costumes.
610
00:25:40,232 --> 00:25:41,397
I wanted to go
as Action Man,
611
00:25:41,399 --> 00:25:44,133
but then I thought, "then,
I wouldn't be dressing up."
612
00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:46,101
I definitely think
you should go as this,
613
00:25:46,103 --> 00:25:47,669
like, with a little rock.
614
00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,971
(Charlotte)
I love doing this face...
615
00:25:49,973 --> 00:25:54,342
so the KISS rock outfit just
seems like the obvious choice.
616
00:25:54,710 --> 00:25:56,243
(Vicky)
I don't think anyone's
that stupid.
617
00:25:56,245 --> 00:25:58,478
I'm just a little bit worried
that it makes us
618
00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,012
look like a total bellend,
619
00:26:00,014 --> 00:26:02,381
and I won't be able
to pull anyone.
620
00:26:02,383 --> 00:26:03,849
(Holly)
I think you look
really funny.
621
00:26:03,851 --> 00:26:06,084
So we've got
so many crazy costumes,
622
00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,186
and I just can't wait for
everyone to get dressed up
623
00:26:08,188 --> 00:26:11,556
and just make total
fucking idiots of themselves.
624
00:26:11,558 --> 00:26:15,860
¶
625
00:26:17,195 --> 00:26:20,130
We all want to look
pure fucking lethal
626
00:26:20,132 --> 00:26:21,197
for the house party tonight,
627
00:26:21,199 --> 00:26:23,999
so we're all off out
to get ready.
628
00:26:34,777 --> 00:26:35,476
She's a sound bird.
629
00:26:35,478 --> 00:26:36,610
Aye, but she's not
banging him.
630
00:26:36,612 --> 00:26:38,411
If Dan's bird comes
to this party,
631
00:26:38,413 --> 00:26:39,612
he's gonna get
totally cock-blocked
632
00:26:39,614 --> 00:26:42,514
'cause he's not banging her
and he can't bang anyone else.
633
00:26:42,516 --> 00:26:44,382
Oh, my God.
634
00:26:47,219 --> 00:26:49,420
(James)
It's the house party tonight,
and Kate's coming,
635
00:26:49,422 --> 00:26:53,090
so I've gotta make sure
that the SBC is looking slick--
636
00:26:53,092 --> 00:26:54,291
Short, back, and comb-over.
637
00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:56,893
All right, Dan, you had that
bird back again last night.
638
00:26:56,895 --> 00:26:59,962
Man, that's, like, the third
or the fourth night now.
639
00:26:59,964 --> 00:27:00,963
Ah, she's good quality...
640
00:27:00,965 --> 00:27:02,931
(James)
It's fun rinsing Dan
about his bird,
641
00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:05,199
but at the end of the day,
he's getting more action
642
00:27:05,201 --> 00:27:07,701
that the Buck Squad
put together.
643
00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,141
(Scott)
All right, sweet.
644
00:27:16,476 --> 00:27:17,409
Yes.
645
00:27:17,411 --> 00:27:19,511
(Gaz)
Me and Scott have gone
for a full body massage.
646
00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:20,845
This is the only time
that Charlotte
647
00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,813
probably won't kick off
when another girl's
648
00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:25,415
got her hands
all over my body, naked.
649
00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:26,449
(Gaz)
Does she mean naked?
650
00:27:26,451 --> 00:27:28,417
(Scott)
No, boxers.
Do you reckon?
651
00:27:28,419 --> 00:27:30,986
(Scott)
I hope there's a couple
of people that do it, though,
652
00:27:30,988 --> 00:27:32,420
'cause I'm pure massive.
653
00:27:32,422 --> 00:27:34,455
Send in the troops.
654
00:27:34,457 --> 00:27:36,457
¶
655
00:27:36,459 --> 00:27:38,258
(Scott greets)
656
00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:39,158
(whistling)
657
00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,561
(men)
Way aye! Here, here!
658
00:27:42,563 --> 00:27:43,995
Us girls love
getting pampered.
659
00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,464
It's time to go and get
some nice facials at a spa.
660
00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:49,900
(Sophie)
Think there's gonna be any boys
for you and Char-hole?
661
00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:53,370
No, when is there ever
any boys for me and Charlotte?
662
00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,170
Aye, you fucker.
663
00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,006
(Holly)
So obviously, Scott and Gaz
are gonna invite
664
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,173
a load of slags
to the party
665
00:27:58,175 --> 00:27:59,641
because they just
want to get bucked.
666
00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:01,743
Why don't you and Charlotte
get them back
667
00:28:01,745 --> 00:28:02,510
and pull their mates?
668
00:28:02,512 --> 00:28:04,378
I don't want to kinda shit
on my own doorstep
669
00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:06,313
by getting with
one of Scott's mates
670
00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:07,480
and then not being able
671
00:28:07,482 --> 00:28:09,448
to crawl into Scott's bedroom
if I want to.
672
00:28:09,450 --> 00:28:10,982
Yeah, that's right,
you definitely want
673
00:28:10,984 --> 00:28:11,916
to keep that window open
674
00:28:11,918 --> 00:28:13,517
'cause it's such a good
window of opportunity.
675
00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:15,886
Yeah, but it's just
a convenient window.
676
00:28:15,888 --> 00:28:18,989
I didn't say
it was good.
677
00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:19,990
¶
678
00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:21,358
(Gaz)
At this point,
if it goes smoothly,
679
00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,893
it would be a lot of boys
for the girls to talk to
680
00:28:23,895 --> 00:28:26,161
and a lot of girls
for the lads to pull.
681
00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,396
That would be perfect.
682
00:28:35,170 --> 00:28:37,037
The house party depends
on Charlotte's mood.
683
00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:40,073
(Scott)
The best suggestion to keep
Charlotte away from Gaz
684
00:28:40,075 --> 00:28:42,475
is to find Charlotte
a lad she likes
685
00:28:42,477 --> 00:28:44,977
to keep her
occupied all night.
686
00:28:50,616 --> 00:28:52,249
I just can't
wait for tonight.
687
00:28:52,251 --> 00:28:58,455
¶ (upbeat music)
688
00:29:00,357 --> 00:29:01,957
Ah, it's getting close!
689
00:29:01,959 --> 00:29:03,258
(Charlotte)
Anyone feeling horny, girls?
690
00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:04,392
(Holly)
No, I'm on my period.
691
00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:08,195
Well, if the river's red,
you take the dirt track instead.
692
00:29:08,197 --> 00:29:10,063
With all the experience
that we've had
693
00:29:10,065 --> 00:29:11,164
planning parties across Europe,
694
00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,800
we obviously know how to throw
the best house party.
695
00:29:14,802 --> 00:29:19,838
¶
696
00:29:20,706 --> 00:29:21,872
The girls are decorating
the house,
697
00:29:21,874 --> 00:29:24,774
and so far,
it's looking fucking mint.
698
00:29:28,879 --> 00:29:29,879
(Joel chuckles)
How are you?
699
00:29:29,881 --> 00:29:31,313
I'm good, how about you?
Yeah, I'm fine.
700
00:29:31,315 --> 00:29:34,015
So my boyfriend Joel's came
to DJ at the party,
701
00:29:34,017 --> 00:29:36,384
and I know he's gonna
play some banging tunes,
702
00:29:36,386 --> 00:29:39,120
and I hope he bangs
me too.
703
00:29:39,122 --> 00:29:40,354
(chuckles)
(screeches)
704
00:29:40,356 --> 00:29:42,622
(Scott)
I think the girls thought
that I'd refuse to wear
705
00:29:42,624 --> 00:29:45,925
the Tweety costume,
but I'm absolutely buzzing.
706
00:29:45,927 --> 00:29:47,092
I'm a banana.
707
00:29:47,094 --> 00:29:48,793
(Sophie)
Instead of making them angry,
708
00:29:48,795 --> 00:29:50,261
they think these outfits
are mint.
709
00:29:50,263 --> 00:29:52,396
They can't
wait to wear them.
710
00:29:52,398 --> 00:29:54,064
I'm going as a Smurf.
711
00:29:55,766 --> 00:29:59,869
(Charlotte)
Gary's gone blue 'cause
he's had STIs for so long.
712
00:29:59,871 --> 00:30:00,469
(chuckles)
713
00:30:00,471 --> 00:30:03,405
(James)
And I'm getting
into my Rocky costume.
714
00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:04,939
Ding, ding.
715
00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,575
(Charlotte)
So I'm going
as Gene Simmons from KISS,
716
00:30:08,577 --> 00:30:11,578
the ultimate American
rock band.
717
00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:13,413
(James)
Every house party
we've had in the past,
718
00:30:13,415 --> 00:30:14,380
there's been fights.
719
00:30:14,382 --> 00:30:17,883
I just hope there's gonna be
no drama or kick-offs.
720
00:30:17,885 --> 00:30:20,151
(Holly)
Tonight, no drama!
721
00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,153
(cheering)
722
00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:27,258
¶
723
00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,731
(Holly)
I've got
my pirate costume on.
724
00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:35,431
That's looking unreal.
725
00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,033
It's just gonna be
a fucking unreal night.
726
00:30:48,611 --> 00:30:52,180
(Dan)
Lindsay walks in, and
straightaway she stands out.
727
00:30:52,182 --> 00:30:53,981
She's fucking gorgeous.
728
00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:58,818
In walks Lindsay
dressed as fucking "Baywatch".
729
00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:02,654
(Dan)
"Baywatch"-- fucking right.
730
00:31:08,961 --> 00:31:11,996
So I'm at the house party,
and Kate walks in
731
00:31:11,998 --> 00:31:13,297
dressed as Wonder Woman.
732
00:31:13,299 --> 00:31:14,531
Of course she fucking does.
733
00:31:14,533 --> 00:31:16,666
What else
would she come as?
734
00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:35,050
(Sophie)
Joel's DJ-ing tonight,
and he's DJ-ing on the balcony,
735
00:31:35,052 --> 00:31:37,652
and the only thing I want him
to do in the balcony
736
00:31:37,654 --> 00:31:39,987
is not DJ, but buck us.
737
00:31:44,525 --> 00:31:48,361
It's every DJ's dream
to get sucked off
738
00:31:48,363 --> 00:31:50,296
while they are
playing on the decks.
739
00:31:50,298 --> 00:31:52,765
I'm on my hunkers,
and I'm giving him
740
00:31:52,767 --> 00:31:56,101
the best BJ a DJ
could ever have.
741
00:32:01,474 --> 00:32:04,209
(Vicky)
This is the first time I've ever
been at a house party
742
00:32:04,211 --> 00:32:07,345
without Ricci,
and it's a weird feeling.
743
00:32:07,347 --> 00:32:08,412
It's almost like
I can relax,
744
00:32:08,414 --> 00:32:12,816
and spread
my bat wings, and just fly.
745
00:32:13,417 --> 00:32:15,284
(James)
The atmosphere's mint,
everyone's having
746
00:32:15,286 --> 00:32:16,118
such a good time.
747
00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,121
I'm starting to think that
a "Geordie Shore" house party
748
00:32:19,123 --> 00:32:21,690
might actually have
a happy ending.
749
00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:33,368
¶ (upbeat music)
750
00:32:38,774 --> 00:32:40,407
So we're having
a massive house party,
751
00:32:40,409 --> 00:32:41,441
and we're blasting the roof
752
00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:43,976
off the new
"Geordie Shore" house.
753
00:32:47,213 --> 00:32:48,546
We're all back
in fancy dress.
754
00:32:48,548 --> 00:32:50,681
We're all having
a wicked time.
755
00:32:56,354 --> 00:32:57,954
I'm hoping that for once,
the house
756
00:32:57,956 --> 00:32:59,221
isn't just full
of pretty girls,
757
00:32:59,223 --> 00:33:01,723
and that there are some boys
there for me.
758
00:33:02,324 --> 00:33:05,359
(Gaz)
There's a girl, then another
girl, then another girl.
759
00:33:05,361 --> 00:33:06,326
Five girls, ten girls.
760
00:33:06,328 --> 00:33:09,696
Shit, this ratio
is getting out of hand.
761
00:33:11,165 --> 00:33:12,198
(Scott)
Oh, my God!
762
00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,132
Hi, what's your name?
763
00:33:13,134 --> 00:33:16,301
(Scott)
So there's flocks and flocks
of girls coming in,
764
00:33:16,303 --> 00:33:17,435
and hardly any lads.
765
00:33:17,437 --> 00:33:19,737
This is exactly
what we don't want
766
00:33:19,739 --> 00:33:21,038
because now, the girls
are probably
767
00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,106
gonna try and cock-block us.
768
00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:25,741
We are knee-deep in clunge.
769
00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:26,842
It's fucking ridiculous.
770
00:33:26,844 --> 00:33:30,812
The ratio of cock to vagina
is just crazy.
771
00:33:30,814 --> 00:33:32,680
We need some boys.
772
00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:35,916
Oh, my gosh.
773
00:33:35,918 --> 00:33:38,385
(Charlotte)
This always happens
at every house party.
774
00:33:38,387 --> 00:33:41,855
It's all for the lads
and nothing for the girls.
775
00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:47,293
(Vicky)
I can just see
Charlotte's face,
776
00:33:47,295 --> 00:33:48,460
and it's a fucking picture.
777
00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:51,463
(Holly)
Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry,
you'll ruin your makeup.
778
00:33:51,465 --> 00:33:53,031
Don't, promise me you won't.
779
00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:55,066
There's still
way more girls than boys,
780
00:33:55,068 --> 00:33:58,369
and already, I don't know
where to put myself.
781
00:33:58,371 --> 00:34:01,805
I'm dressed
like Gene Simmons, man.
782
00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,640
Well, why don't you--
The leader of KISS!
783
00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:05,708
Why does no one know
who I am?
784
00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,276
I do feel really sorry
for Charlotte.
785
00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:10,312
You've got all the rest
of the girls turning up
786
00:34:10,314 --> 00:34:12,414
with next to nawt on,
and bless her,
787
00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:13,915
she's dressed
as a fucking bloke.
788
00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:16,051
(Holly)
Come on, and just
have a laugh with us.
789
00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:16,951
This is our party.
790
00:34:16,953 --> 00:34:19,119
(Charlotte)
I thought that Gene Simmons
sounded like
791
00:34:19,121 --> 00:34:20,887
a really good idea
at the time,
792
00:34:20,889 --> 00:34:22,088
and I thought
it's gonna be crazy,
793
00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:24,123
it's gonna be funny,
it's gonna be wild,
794
00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:25,524
and I am standing there
795
00:34:25,526 --> 00:34:28,860
looking like
an absolute wanker.
796
00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,467
This, to me, is the weirdest
party I've ever been to
797
00:34:37,469 --> 00:34:40,136
because there's lots of girls
but there's no boys,
798
00:34:40,138 --> 00:34:41,737
so Charlotte's
just gonna be watching
799
00:34:41,739 --> 00:34:42,938
and just waiting
for me to pull.
800
00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:46,408
(Charlotte)
The party's in full swing,
I'm trying to have a good time,
801
00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:49,711
but I can't help
but keep watching Gary.
802
00:34:57,753 --> 00:35:00,354
(Gaz)
But I can
just feel these eyes
803
00:35:00,356 --> 00:35:02,389
burning in the back
of my head.
804
00:35:03,324 --> 00:35:07,460
(Sophie)
Fuck... she's keeping
all eyes on Gaz.
805
00:35:12,132 --> 00:35:13,532
(James)
Charlotte hasn't
been the same
806
00:35:13,534 --> 00:35:15,967
since she's told Gaz
she loved him in Barcelona.
807
00:35:15,969 --> 00:35:19,503
(Vicky)
Right now, she's laid
all her cards on the table,
808
00:35:19,505 --> 00:35:23,240
and all he's got to do,
as a nice human being,
809
00:35:23,242 --> 00:35:24,241
is just respect it.
810
00:35:24,243 --> 00:35:25,842
(Gaz)
I spot this girl,
and I decide
811
00:35:25,844 --> 00:35:28,311
to take her upstairs and give
her a little house tour.
812
00:35:28,313 --> 00:35:31,013
(Charlotte)
I catch a glimpse of them
going up the stairs,
813
00:35:31,015 --> 00:35:33,248
and I just
get really angry.
814
00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:36,217
Out of nowhere,
so angry.
815
00:35:37,252 --> 00:35:40,287
Boom, Charlotte
darts past us.
816
00:35:40,289 --> 00:35:42,155
(overlapping shouting)
817
00:35:47,094 --> 00:35:48,327
Fuck knows
what's just happened.
818
00:35:48,329 --> 00:35:51,797
(Charlotte)
I don't fucking like that!
No, I don't!
819
00:35:51,799 --> 00:35:54,099
(overlapping shouting)
820
00:35:54,101 --> 00:35:57,035
Fucking spoil the party, man!
Fuck off!
821
00:35:57,037 --> 00:35:58,469
So I'm dancing,
having a wicked time,
822
00:35:58,471 --> 00:36:00,938
and everyone's just
pure kicking off.
823
00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,940
(Vicky)
You fucking deserve this!
824
00:36:03,942 --> 00:36:05,508
Everyone's pushing and shoving--
it looks like
825
00:36:05,510 --> 00:36:08,377
a fucking sailor parade, man.
826
00:36:08,379 --> 00:36:09,378
(Charlotte shouting)
827
00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:13,014
I've never seen venom
in her eyes like that ever.
828
00:36:13,016 --> 00:36:15,016
(overlapping shouting)
829
00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:18,786
Everyone's getting
in the middle of us,
830
00:36:18,788 --> 00:36:20,988
and I'm going
for Gary now,
831
00:36:20,990 --> 00:36:21,955
and I'm just so angry.
832
00:36:21,957 --> 00:36:25,758
(Charlotte screaming)
Whoa, whoa, whoa,
stop-- stop it now.
833
00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,158
Stop.
834
00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,794
(James)
I've seen Charlotte and Gaz
argue before...
835
00:36:31,096 --> 00:36:34,131
but this one
tops it by a mile.
836
00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:37,333
Gary, chill!
837
00:36:37,335 --> 00:36:38,233
Chill, chill, chill.
838
00:36:38,235 --> 00:36:40,735
(Gaz)
This has
just gone too far,
839
00:36:40,737 --> 00:36:41,836
and I'm honestly stuck.
840
00:36:41,838 --> 00:36:43,337
I don't know what to do.
841
00:36:46,107 --> 00:36:48,074
(Scott)
All of a sudden,
I see a massive,
842
00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:51,077
angry, blue Smurf
coming down the stairs.
843
00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:55,814
What?
844
00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:57,949
What the fuck's
he on about?
845
00:36:57,951 --> 00:37:00,217
(Gaz)
I need some space,
and for once,
846
00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:02,953
I'm leaving the madhouse.
847
00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:03,920
(Gaz screams)
848
00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,322
Fuck off!
(groaning)
849
00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,523
(Vicky)
Gary storms out in a rage,
850
00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:09,691
and it's a pretty good
fucking thing he does
851
00:37:09,693 --> 00:37:11,159
because there are far
too many people
852
00:37:11,161 --> 00:37:14,829
at this party
who are seriously mad at him.
853
00:37:18,033 --> 00:37:18,766
Let's craic on.
854
00:37:18,768 --> 00:37:21,235
There's shock--
we've had a house party,
855
00:37:21,237 --> 00:37:22,135
and it's all kicked off.
856
00:37:22,137 --> 00:37:24,904
Hands in the air
if you want to party!
857
00:37:24,906 --> 00:37:25,838
(cheering)
858
00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,075
Kick-off or no kick-off,
I'm getting balls deep tonight.
859
00:37:34,113 --> 00:37:37,315
(Vicky)
Where is Scotty T
in this massive confrontation?
860
00:37:37,317 --> 00:37:40,117
Sniffing around
for fucking fanny.
861
00:37:40,119 --> 00:37:41,718
Nice one, Scott.
862
00:37:50,294 --> 00:37:52,228
This is the angriest
I've ever been.
863
00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:54,863
I mean,
it just comes over us.
864
00:37:54,865 --> 00:37:56,564
(screaming)
865
00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:59,133
(sniffles)
I feel really bad.
866
00:37:59,135 --> 00:38:01,268
(Vicky)
You're not gonna faint.
No, I'm really gonna faint.
867
00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:03,203
Get her on my bed,
get her on my bed.
868
00:38:03,205 --> 00:38:04,470
Ready? One, two, three.
869
00:38:04,472 --> 00:38:06,939
(Vicky)
Up she comes, up she comes.
Oh, gosh.
870
00:38:06,941 --> 00:38:08,807
It's all right,
I've got her.
871
00:38:09,475 --> 00:38:12,743
(Scott)
So Gaz has left the house,
Dan's on naniji
872
00:38:12,745 --> 00:38:14,277
and she won't
even fucking bang him,
873
00:38:14,279 --> 00:38:17,046
so Scotty T's left
to clean up.
874
00:38:30,126 --> 00:38:32,160
I thought Scott
had wing-manned us,
875
00:38:32,162 --> 00:38:33,427
pulling one of
Lindsay's friends.
876
00:38:33,429 --> 00:38:38,031
It turns out he's pulling
all the party stragglers.
877
00:38:38,033 --> 00:38:39,999
That kind of hurts.
878
00:38:41,234 --> 00:38:42,133
(Dan chuckles)
879
00:38:42,135 --> 00:38:43,868
(Dan)
While Scott's going around
giving his number
880
00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:47,938
to random birds, I'm gonna
take Lindsay off to bed.
881
00:38:51,008 --> 00:38:54,143
Fuck, Scotty T's
been caught red-handed
882
00:38:54,145 --> 00:38:56,278
doing a bit of multitasking.
883
00:38:58,614 --> 00:39:01,082
(Dan)
Looks like Scott's
overstretched himself,
884
00:39:01,084 --> 00:39:03,284
and he's blocked
his own cock.
885
00:39:03,286 --> 00:39:05,252
#Nightmare.
886
00:39:08,022 --> 00:39:10,823
(Vicky)
Charlotte seems to have
sustained a bit of an injury,
887
00:39:10,825 --> 00:39:12,024
and her ankle
is a little bit swollen.
888
00:39:12,026 --> 00:39:14,159
(Holly)
Obviously, everybody knows
that I'm really
889
00:39:14,161 --> 00:39:16,227
into being a nurse,
but the only thing
890
00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:18,963
I can find
is turkey dinosaurs.
891
00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:20,464
(Vicky)
This isn't the party
that we planned.
892
00:39:20,466 --> 00:39:22,432
I just thought
it might get past the hour mark
893
00:39:22,434 --> 00:39:24,434
before it transcended
into complete
894
00:39:24,436 --> 00:39:27,069
and utter fucking anarchy.
895
00:39:29,739 --> 00:39:30,705
Love you.
896
00:39:30,707 --> 00:39:31,639
I'm gonna call it a night.
897
00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:35,209
Rocky's off for 12 rounds
with Wonder Woman.
898
00:39:35,211 --> 00:39:36,877
Lucky girl.
899
00:39:36,879 --> 00:39:40,847
¶
900
00:39:40,849 --> 00:39:43,216
So I've got rid
of the hangers-on at the party,
901
00:39:43,218 --> 00:39:46,152
and I think, right,
now the tunes are off.
902
00:39:46,154 --> 00:39:47,853
Now, it's time to get me
to bed.
903
00:39:47,855 --> 00:39:51,056
Joel, just bloody
give us some loving.
904
00:39:58,030 --> 00:39:59,764
I've grafted with Lindsay
all night.
905
00:39:59,766 --> 00:40:01,132
I've played
all my cards right.
906
00:40:01,134 --> 00:40:04,235
I've been a total gentlemen,
and hopefully now,
907
00:40:04,237 --> 00:40:06,003
it's time
to seal the deal.
908
00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,339
What a lifesaver.
909
00:40:17,847 --> 00:40:18,947
(Charlotte sobs)
910
00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:22,717
(Charlotte)
I can't believe he would do this
in front of my face
911
00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,452
when I'm just so angry.
912
00:40:24,454 --> 00:40:26,921
He's just destroyed us
as a person,
913
00:40:26,923 --> 00:40:28,722
and I hate him for it.
914
00:40:28,724 --> 00:40:29,289
(sniffles)
915
00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:31,557
(James)
I think it's finally
sunk into Gaz
916
00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:34,259
just exactly
how Charlotte feels,
917
00:40:34,261 --> 00:40:35,793
and it's about fucking time.
918
00:40:35,795 --> 00:40:40,330
(Charlotte)
I feel like slowly, but surely,
he's broke us down.
919
00:40:40,332 --> 00:40:42,165
It took us
so much courage
920
00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:44,534
to tell him that I was
in love with him,
921
00:40:44,536 --> 00:40:48,137
and he still
goes on the way he does.
922
00:40:48,139 --> 00:40:51,907
I feel like he's just
destroyed us.
923
00:40:51,909 --> 00:40:53,041
Ow!
924
00:40:53,043 --> 00:40:55,376
(James)
Charlotte couldn't have picked
a worse person
925
00:40:55,378 --> 00:40:56,243
to fall in love with.
926
00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:59,479
Everyone knows that Gaz
is about one thing,
927
00:40:59,481 --> 00:41:00,346
and that's banging.
928
00:41:00,348 --> 00:41:02,381
He doesn't do relationships.
929
00:41:02,383 --> 00:41:03,815
I hope
that he's gone forever.
930
00:41:03,817 --> 00:41:07,251
I don't ever want
to see him again.
931
00:41:07,253 --> 00:41:08,385
Everything was
going brilliantly,
932
00:41:08,387 --> 00:41:12,422
but now Gary's left, Charlotte's
foot's probably broken.
933
00:41:12,424 --> 00:41:13,489
I don't know
how the fuck
934
00:41:13,491 --> 00:41:17,259
Charlotte and Gary
can ever be friends again.
935
00:41:17,261 --> 00:41:18,426
¶ Everyone's here to party
936
00:41:18,428 --> 00:41:21,028
¶ If you want to go wild,
if you want to go wild ¶
937
00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:22,262
¶ Everyone's here to party
938
00:41:22,264 --> 00:41:24,564
¶ If you want to go wild,
if you want to go ¶
939
00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:25,932
¶ Everyone's here to party
940
00:41:25,934 --> 00:41:28,401
¶ If you want to go wild,
if you want to go wild ¶
941
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:30,002
¶ Everyone's here to party
942
00:41:30,004 --> 00:41:31,970
¶ Let's party, party
943
00:41:31,972 --> 00:41:33,871
¶ Let's party, party
944
00:41:33,873 --> 00:41:35,505
¶ Get Geordie, Geordie
945
00:41:35,507 --> 00:41:38,074
¶ Let's party hard
946
00:41:38,076 --> 00:41:40,209
¶