1 00:00:05,838 --> 00:00:08,206 (Sophie) "Geordie Shore" is back! 2 00:00:08,208 --> 00:00:10,975 (Holly) What the hell is gonna happen this time? 3 00:00:10,977 --> 00:00:12,910 Geordie Tours. What? 4 00:00:12,912 --> 00:00:15,345 Across Europe. (all) Yes! 5 00:00:15,347 --> 00:00:19,148 (all girls) What happens on tour stays on tour! 6 00:00:19,150 --> 00:00:20,816 Bring on the fucking carnage. 7 00:00:20,818 --> 00:00:21,583 (Charlotte screams) 8 00:00:21,585 --> 00:00:25,553 (Anna) I want you to leave with no further notice. 9 00:00:25,555 --> 00:00:26,420 Hi again. 10 00:00:26,422 --> 00:00:27,187 Charlotte's back. 11 00:00:27,189 --> 00:00:28,621 (James) Dan's pulled himself a cougar. 12 00:00:28,623 --> 00:00:32,157 (Scott) I'm fucking buzzing, haven't seen my nana in ages. 13 00:00:32,159 --> 00:00:33,424 Oh, wait a minute, it's Dan's bird. 14 00:00:33,426 --> 00:00:35,726 (Anna) I'd like you to start packing 'cause this time, 15 00:00:35,728 --> 00:00:38,128 I'm gonna send you to Barcelona. 16 00:00:38,130 --> 00:00:39,129 (Sophie) Barcelona. 17 00:00:39,131 --> 00:00:41,331 (Charlotte) I feel like I'm in a porn film. 18 00:00:41,333 --> 00:00:43,599 What the hell am I doing in a tranny bar? 19 00:00:43,601 --> 00:00:46,802 (Scott) Vicky seems to be having a mint time without Ricci. 20 00:00:46,804 --> 00:00:48,270 (Vicky) Vicky is back. 21 00:00:48,272 --> 00:00:51,006 (Scott) I wonder how long it'll last. 22 00:00:51,008 --> 00:00:52,674 (Sophie) Charlotte's bloody mortal. 23 00:00:52,676 --> 00:00:54,275 The boys are getting with girls. 24 00:00:54,277 --> 00:00:55,809 We may as well be back in Newcastle. 25 00:00:55,811 --> 00:00:58,378 (Charlotte) This is it, I'm going to talk to Gary. 26 00:00:58,380 --> 00:01:01,814 (Gaz) I'm thinking this is just another me-and-Charlotte chat. 27 00:01:01,816 --> 00:01:02,347 I love you. 28 00:01:02,349 --> 00:01:03,915 And she just drops that bombshell. 29 00:01:03,917 --> 00:01:09,020 (Charlotte) I am just another girl who fell in love with Gary. 30 00:01:09,022 --> 00:01:09,587 ¶ 31 00:01:09,589 --> 00:01:11,989 I should have a degree in pulling women. 32 00:01:11,991 --> 00:01:14,024 I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge. 33 00:01:14,026 --> 00:01:15,392 If you look up "pulling" in the dictionary, 34 00:01:15,394 --> 00:01:16,326 my name's next to it. 35 00:01:16,328 --> 00:01:18,227 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 36 00:01:18,229 --> 00:01:20,829 Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up. 37 00:01:20,831 --> 00:01:22,530 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 38 00:01:22,532 --> 00:01:24,431 Got the looks, got the charm, it just works. 39 00:01:24,433 --> 00:01:26,666 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs. 40 00:01:26,668 --> 00:01:29,468 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing my hair. 41 00:01:29,470 --> 00:01:32,337 (all) "Geordie Shore"! Why aye! 42 00:01:34,139 --> 00:01:37,207 ¶ (upbeat music) 43 00:01:37,209 --> 00:01:39,609 (Holly) We're on a Geordie Tour of Barcelona, 44 00:01:39,611 --> 00:01:42,111 and we're showing stag and hens how to party, 45 00:01:42,113 --> 00:01:44,279 and it's fucking mint. 46 00:01:44,281 --> 00:01:47,081 We've absolutely smashed Spain to pieces. 47 00:01:47,083 --> 00:01:50,084 Newcastle, one, Barcelona, nawt. 48 00:01:51,586 --> 00:01:52,986 (James) Last night got messy. 49 00:01:52,988 --> 00:01:55,355 Everyone's woke up, and you can just tell 50 00:01:55,357 --> 00:01:57,357 there's an atmosphere in the house. 51 00:01:57,359 --> 00:02:00,493 ¶ You got it all figured out ¶ 52 00:02:00,495 --> 00:02:01,427 What the hell is happening? 53 00:02:01,429 --> 00:02:03,395 (Charlotte) Last night, me and Gary were talking, 54 00:02:03,397 --> 00:02:04,896 and I told him I loved him. 55 00:02:04,898 --> 00:02:06,030 What the fuck was I thinking? 56 00:02:06,032 --> 00:02:09,033 I feel like I've had a weight lifted off my shoulders. 57 00:02:09,901 --> 00:02:11,902 Like, I've got so much off me chest. 58 00:02:11,904 --> 00:02:15,772 He totally pied us, and now I just feel like shit. 59 00:02:16,874 --> 00:02:19,809 That's the last time I'll have a heart-to-heart with Gary. 60 00:02:19,811 --> 00:02:21,744 His heart is dead and black inside. 61 00:02:21,746 --> 00:02:24,012 I just want Gary to acknowledge my feelings 62 00:02:24,014 --> 00:02:26,247 instead of sticking his head in the sand. 63 00:02:26,249 --> 00:02:27,781 (exhales sharply) Go to the beach. 64 00:02:27,783 --> 00:02:31,484 Buzzing-- get some food and just fucking chill out. 65 00:02:33,920 --> 00:02:35,387 It's our last morning in Barcelona, 66 00:02:35,389 --> 00:02:38,757 so everyone's heading down and hitting the beach. 67 00:02:44,396 --> 00:02:46,330 I think for her to finally verbalize 68 00:02:46,332 --> 00:02:48,065 what she's been feeling for so long 69 00:02:48,067 --> 00:02:49,266 must have come as a shock to you, Gary, 70 00:02:49,268 --> 00:02:51,101 whether you knew it was coming or not. 71 00:02:51,103 --> 00:02:52,402 I do respect Charlotte being honest, 72 00:02:52,404 --> 00:02:55,138 but I can't lie and tell her that I love her. 73 00:02:55,140 --> 00:02:57,106 I'm gonna be honest like she has been with me. 74 00:02:57,108 --> 00:02:58,307 Must have been, like, nice for her 75 00:02:58,309 --> 00:03:00,108 to get it off her chest and stuff like that, Gaz. 76 00:03:00,110 --> 00:03:01,542 But at the same time, do you think it's-- 77 00:03:01,544 --> 00:03:02,943 do you think it's done her any good? 78 00:03:02,945 --> 00:03:05,011 Normally, when a bird drops the "L"-bomb 79 00:03:05,013 --> 00:03:07,413 and says they love you, you bin them off, 80 00:03:07,415 --> 00:03:09,314 but I can't do that with Charlotte. 81 00:03:09,316 --> 00:03:10,448 Just have a word with her, and just try 82 00:03:10,450 --> 00:03:11,582 and get my point of view across. 83 00:03:11,584 --> 00:03:13,016 Honestly, I do see your point of view, 84 00:03:13,018 --> 00:03:14,784 and I think-- I'll just keep her away. 85 00:03:14,786 --> 00:03:16,786 (Scott) Gaz has got the right idea by not getting 86 00:03:16,788 --> 00:03:17,553 wifed in with Charlotte. 87 00:03:17,555 --> 00:03:19,288 Relationships in the "Geordie Shore" house 88 00:03:19,290 --> 00:03:22,791 are a one-way ticket to sheer disaster. 89 00:03:25,427 --> 00:03:27,995 (all) Hey! 90 00:03:27,997 --> 00:03:28,862 (Vicky) Thank you. 91 00:03:28,864 --> 00:03:30,463 (Scott) I'm gutted at leaving Barcelona. 92 00:03:30,465 --> 00:03:32,465 I've had a fucking mint time. 93 00:03:32,467 --> 00:03:34,467 Hasta la vista, chicas. 94 00:03:34,469 --> 00:03:36,335 (Vicky) To Barcelona. 95 00:03:36,337 --> 00:03:38,537 (all) Hey! 96 00:03:38,539 --> 00:03:40,872 (Gaz) We've had an amazing time in Barcelona, 97 00:03:40,874 --> 00:03:43,674 but my head's in bits-- get me home. 98 00:03:45,610 --> 00:03:48,211 (Sophie) All I want to do is get back to Newcastle 99 00:03:48,213 --> 00:03:50,413 and get back to the Geordie language. 100 00:03:50,415 --> 00:03:56,719 ¶ 101 00:03:57,520 --> 00:03:59,454 (James) We're back in the Tyne, so bring on 102 00:03:59,456 --> 00:04:03,958 the banter, the booze, and the gym. 103 00:04:08,296 --> 00:04:09,863 (Vicky) Before we left for Barcelona, 104 00:04:09,865 --> 00:04:11,431 me and Ricci had a huge argument. 105 00:04:11,433 --> 00:04:12,398 He stormed out the house. 106 00:04:12,400 --> 00:04:13,966 He didn't even come to Barcelona, 107 00:04:13,968 --> 00:04:15,834 and he hasn't come back, and now, 108 00:04:15,836 --> 00:04:18,803 I just don't know where I stand. 109 00:04:18,805 --> 00:04:20,070 Aye, lads. 110 00:04:23,074 --> 00:04:27,677 And I've got a mint idea to get them all back on track. 111 00:04:28,412 --> 00:04:30,479 What, like, just, like, fucking circuits and presses-- 112 00:04:30,481 --> 00:04:31,980 Circuits and, like, just military training. 113 00:04:31,982 --> 00:04:34,148 We'll get the birds to do it as well. Way, aye. 114 00:04:34,150 --> 00:04:35,516 Girls! (Vicky) Yeah? 115 00:04:35,518 --> 00:04:37,951 I'm not sure how the girls are gonna take it, though. 116 00:04:37,953 --> 00:04:40,887 I think we should go and do a military boot camp. 117 00:04:40,889 --> 00:04:42,088 (Holly) What the fuck is boot camp? 118 00:04:42,090 --> 00:04:45,491 I signed up for "Geordie Shore", not the fucking SAS. 119 00:04:45,493 --> 00:04:51,663 ¶ 120 00:04:56,301 --> 00:04:58,602 (James) The only bicep curls they're used to 121 00:04:58,604 --> 00:05:01,871 is having a fucking cock in their mouth. 122 00:05:01,873 --> 00:05:03,405 I want to sit there with a pasty 123 00:05:03,407 --> 00:05:04,406 just to prove a fucking point. 124 00:05:04,408 --> 00:05:06,674 May we please pull over at these services? 125 00:05:06,676 --> 00:05:08,042 (laughter) 126 00:05:09,310 --> 00:05:11,010 Boot camp is gonna be a piece of cake 127 00:05:11,012 --> 00:05:13,112 'cause I'm already fucking solid. 128 00:05:24,390 --> 00:05:26,290 (Charlotte) Mm! Fast food. 129 00:05:26,292 --> 00:05:27,424 Everyone knows it's called that 130 00:05:27,426 --> 00:05:30,427 because it makes you go faster... duh. 131 00:05:30,429 --> 00:05:32,028 (Sophie) Don't you dare think thin. 132 00:05:32,030 --> 00:05:36,165 Think fat! (Holly) Yeah, you did it! 133 00:05:36,167 --> 00:05:36,899 (sighs) 134 00:05:36,901 --> 00:05:39,034 To everyone who wants her to be skinny. 135 00:05:39,036 --> 00:05:40,101 (Holly belches) 136 00:05:40,103 --> 00:05:41,902 (Holly sighs) 137 00:05:41,904 --> 00:05:44,070 Well done. 138 00:05:44,072 --> 00:05:47,106 ¶ (upbeat music) 139 00:05:47,108 --> 00:05:47,840 (Scott) Whoa! 140 00:05:47,842 --> 00:05:50,609 (James) I love fitness, but I fucking hate mud. 141 00:05:50,611 --> 00:05:53,745 (Dan) Shit the bed, I didn't realize bald Rambo 142 00:05:53,747 --> 00:05:56,047 and skinny Rocky were gonna be our instructors. 143 00:05:56,049 --> 00:05:58,182 I'm getting cold waiting here, come on, let's go! 144 00:05:58,184 --> 00:05:59,049 Move yourself! 145 00:05:59,051 --> 00:06:02,585 (Holly) Fuck off, I can't be bothered with screaming like that. 146 00:06:02,587 --> 00:06:03,319 Fuck boot camp. 147 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,820 Come on, ladies, move yourself. 148 00:06:04,822 --> 00:06:07,122 I'm coming, pet! Don't call me pet! 149 00:06:07,124 --> 00:06:07,956 Move yourself! 150 00:06:07,958 --> 00:06:09,958 (Sophie) Why are you talking like that? 151 00:06:09,960 --> 00:06:12,727 (James)( I thought we were coming to fucking military training, 152 00:06:12,729 --> 00:06:13,794 not a fucking pirate ship. 153 00:06:13,796 --> 00:06:15,896 Turn your hair down, it's too bright, move yourself! 154 00:06:15,898 --> 00:06:16,963 (Charlotte) Fucking hell. 155 00:06:16,965 --> 00:06:19,765 Sergeant Big Balls has made my fanny hole 156 00:06:19,767 --> 00:06:21,032 shrink to the size of a lentil. 157 00:06:21,034 --> 00:06:23,401 (Scott) I'm going fucking akka with the camouflage. 158 00:06:23,403 --> 00:06:25,770 No one's gonna spot me proper stashed. 159 00:06:25,772 --> 00:06:27,838 (Holly) I don't get why James would think 160 00:06:27,840 --> 00:06:30,841 that going out in the freezing cold in the mud, 161 00:06:30,843 --> 00:06:33,977 getting shouted at by some big man, is fun. 162 00:06:33,979 --> 00:06:34,844 Captain Cock-sucker. 163 00:06:34,846 --> 00:06:37,313 Really? Yeah, here to suck you off. 164 00:06:37,315 --> 00:06:38,080 Really? Yeah. 165 00:06:38,082 --> 00:06:40,849 Well done, see me later-- next one. 166 00:06:40,851 --> 00:06:42,317 Captain Can't-Be-Arsed. Really? 167 00:06:42,319 --> 00:06:43,918 Well, I'll sort you out, Captain Can't-Be-Arsed. 168 00:06:43,920 --> 00:06:46,820 I'm starting to think that this man is sexually frustrated. 169 00:06:46,822 --> 00:06:49,856 Get away, move yourself, come on, get up there, get up there! 170 00:06:49,858 --> 00:06:52,425 That's it, come on, let's see a little bit of that! 171 00:06:52,427 --> 00:06:54,927 I have a little bit of Army training, obviously. 172 00:06:54,929 --> 00:06:57,229 I'm the UK's number one drill sergeant. 173 00:06:57,231 --> 00:07:00,065 Move it, move it, you best get yourself up! 174 00:07:00,067 --> 00:07:02,000 Get up, get up, get up, get up, stand up! 175 00:07:02,002 --> 00:07:03,768 We've been there nearly one minute before 176 00:07:03,770 --> 00:07:06,704 Charlotte-Letitia is on the floor, covered in shit. 177 00:07:06,706 --> 00:07:10,607 (skinny Rocky) Keep it moving, keep moving all the time! 178 00:07:11,976 --> 00:07:15,078 (bald Rambo) You can't go that way! Get back here, you two girls! 179 00:07:15,080 --> 00:07:15,878 (Holly) Run! 180 00:07:15,880 --> 00:07:17,446 (Charlotte) He's only chasing us because he wants 181 00:07:17,448 --> 00:07:20,315 to put it in me bumhole, and I don't like bumhole sex, 182 00:07:20,317 --> 00:07:21,549 so I'm running as fast as I can. 183 00:07:21,551 --> 00:07:24,952 (Vicky) It's like some sort of crazy sheepdog training gone wrong. 184 00:07:24,954 --> 00:07:26,286 (bald Rambo) I'll get you in a minute! 185 00:07:26,288 --> 00:07:27,754 (Charlotte) He's given up the chase. 186 00:07:27,756 --> 00:07:29,522 He's probably after someone else's anus. 187 00:07:29,524 --> 00:07:32,658 (skinny Rocky) Good-- keep the elbows in tight. 188 00:07:32,660 --> 00:07:33,158 Four, three. 189 00:07:33,160 --> 00:07:34,292 Get those knees nice and high. 190 00:07:34,294 --> 00:07:38,062 (James) Military boot camp is my idea of heaven. 191 00:07:38,363 --> 00:07:41,198 (Holly) James thinks he's Mr. Fucking Motivator. 192 00:07:41,200 --> 00:07:42,866 And, I mean, if he wants some exercise, 193 00:07:42,868 --> 00:07:44,167 why doesn't he just go and motivate 194 00:07:44,169 --> 00:07:46,669 the instructor's cock with his right hand? 195 00:07:46,671 --> 00:07:48,837 Whip the ropes! Go! 196 00:07:48,839 --> 00:07:52,006 Come on, work those ropes! (Scott grunting) 197 00:07:52,008 --> 00:07:53,374 Hit that tire! Go! 198 00:07:53,376 --> 00:07:56,810 Let's get the pain train, let's get the pain train. 199 00:07:56,812 --> 00:07:59,145 (Charlotte) What the fuck? I've just had my heart broken. 200 00:07:59,147 --> 00:08:02,615 The last thing I want to do is break into a sweat. 201 00:08:22,936 --> 00:08:25,737 Vicky was able to draw a line under her and Ricci. 202 00:08:25,739 --> 00:08:28,673 Why can't Charlotte do the same with me? 203 00:08:28,675 --> 00:08:32,009 Go, go, go, go, go! 204 00:08:32,011 --> 00:08:33,443 Flip it over, and again, that's it. 205 00:08:33,445 --> 00:08:35,612 (Scott) I might as well be born to boot camp 206 00:08:35,614 --> 00:08:37,513 'cause I'm modeled on Troy himself. 207 00:08:37,515 --> 00:08:39,982 I flip tires like I flip birds. 208 00:08:39,984 --> 00:08:41,850 (bald Rambo) One more, one more! 209 00:08:41,852 --> 00:08:44,419 (James groans) Fucking hell. 210 00:08:44,421 --> 00:08:45,753 So I'm getting a bit more competitive, 211 00:08:45,755 --> 00:08:48,922 and I challenge the instructor to a game of tug-of-war 212 00:08:48,924 --> 00:08:50,023 'cause I'm fucking solid. 213 00:08:50,025 --> 00:08:52,792 Come on, show me what you got. 214 00:08:52,794 --> 00:08:53,359 That's it, come on. 215 00:08:53,361 --> 00:08:56,362 I'm about to smash him, and I slip because of my shoes. 216 00:08:56,364 --> 00:08:59,131 But if I had better grip, I would have toasted him. 217 00:08:59,133 --> 00:09:00,799 (groans) That's it, show me what you got. 218 00:09:00,801 --> 00:09:02,567 (James) The instructor's totally rinsed Scott here. 219 00:09:02,569 --> 00:09:04,001 Maybe it's 'cause the only thing 220 00:09:04,003 --> 00:09:06,503 Scott's good at tugging is Gaz's rope. 221 00:09:06,505 --> 00:09:08,271 (Sophie) I hate boot camp, it's horrible. 222 00:09:08,273 --> 00:09:11,073 I've got rabbit shit all over me foot. 223 00:09:11,075 --> 00:09:12,340 I need to get out. 224 00:09:12,342 --> 00:09:14,342 (James) Boot camp's been absolutely mint. 225 00:09:14,344 --> 00:09:16,844 And somehow, me biceps feel like 226 00:09:16,846 --> 00:09:19,346 they're getting even bigger. 227 00:09:19,348 --> 00:09:20,847 Didn't even think that was possible. 228 00:09:20,849 --> 00:09:22,348 (exhales sharply and groans) 229 00:09:22,350 --> 00:09:24,116 (Holly) So James is still flipping tires, 230 00:09:24,118 --> 00:09:26,318 and all we want to do is get out of here. 231 00:09:26,320 --> 00:09:28,320 He's just a fucking twat. 232 00:09:28,322 --> 00:09:30,388 (James exhales sharply) 233 00:09:30,390 --> 00:09:33,991 ¶ 234 00:09:33,993 --> 00:09:36,994 (Vicky) Before we came away, me and Ricci had a huge bust-up 235 00:09:36,996 --> 00:09:38,028 'cause he's a control freak 236 00:09:38,030 --> 00:09:39,562 and a bit of a tit, if I'm honest. 237 00:09:39,564 --> 00:09:41,897 It's the longest I've ever not spoken to him. 238 00:09:41,899 --> 00:09:45,000 (Charlotte) Hey, you've dealt with it so much better this time. 239 00:09:45,002 --> 00:09:47,268 Yeah. So some things have definitely changed. 240 00:09:47,270 --> 00:09:50,037 Vicky's relaxed so much since Ricci's gone. 241 00:09:50,039 --> 00:09:51,505 She's getting changed in front of us. 242 00:09:51,507 --> 00:09:54,741 I've seen her tits-- I've seen her fanny flap. 243 00:09:54,743 --> 00:09:56,375 I've even seen her bumhole. 244 00:09:56,377 --> 00:09:58,210 Since Ricci's gone, she's a nudist. 245 00:09:58,212 --> 00:10:02,047 I know I have to speak to him sooner rather than later. 246 00:10:02,049 --> 00:10:04,516 (Vicky) I've discovered that I can stand on my own two feet. 247 00:10:04,518 --> 00:10:06,484 It's about time I found my lady balls 248 00:10:06,486 --> 00:10:09,053 and told Ricci to fucking jog on. 249 00:10:10,989 --> 00:10:12,589 (dial tone rings) 250 00:10:12,591 --> 00:10:15,091 (Ricci) Hello. Hello. 251 00:10:15,093 --> 00:10:16,926 Hiya. 252 00:10:16,928 --> 00:10:18,327 Um... 253 00:10:19,662 --> 00:10:21,262 (Vicky) It's at this point that I'm reminded 254 00:10:21,264 --> 00:10:24,064 that Ricci's communication skills are basic at best. 255 00:10:24,066 --> 00:10:26,866 It's like trying to have a sensible conversation 256 00:10:26,868 --> 00:10:29,001 with a fucking courgette. 257 00:10:33,206 --> 00:10:34,372 Good, thank you. 258 00:10:34,374 --> 00:10:36,307 I've decided I need to speak to Ricci in person. 259 00:10:36,309 --> 00:10:38,642 If you're gonna try and get sense out of a courgette, 260 00:10:38,644 --> 00:10:41,845 it's probably better that you do it face-to-face. 261 00:10:41,847 --> 00:10:45,481 Courgette-to-face... face-to-courgette? 262 00:10:45,483 --> 00:10:49,017 (Vicky crying) 263 00:10:51,453 --> 00:10:54,188 (Holly) So Vicky is bursting into the room in tears, 264 00:10:54,190 --> 00:10:56,056 and I mean, Vicky and Ricci have been together 265 00:10:56,058 --> 00:10:58,558 for so long now, it's no wonder she's emotional. 266 00:10:58,560 --> 00:11:00,893 I think, though, you haven't supported him in ages. 267 00:11:00,895 --> 00:11:02,494 This is the first time. 268 00:11:02,496 --> 00:11:03,595 It's just weird, isn't it? 269 00:11:03,597 --> 00:11:05,530 Are Ricci and Vicky gonna stay together? 270 00:11:05,532 --> 00:11:07,632 Because at the moment, I just don't know. 271 00:11:07,634 --> 00:11:09,900 Charlotte, she's not finished crying yet. 272 00:11:09,902 --> 00:11:13,136 I felt like I was gonna be sick. 273 00:11:13,138 --> 00:11:13,970 ¶ 274 00:11:13,972 --> 00:11:16,973 (Vicky) We've been on an amazing Geordie Tour of Barcelona, 275 00:11:16,975 --> 00:11:19,809 and now, it's back to Newcastle. 276 00:11:20,911 --> 00:11:22,411 (Ricci) I've had a break from the house, 277 00:11:22,413 --> 00:11:25,781 and to give Vicky space, I didn't go to Barcelona. 278 00:11:26,516 --> 00:11:28,617 (Vicky) Now, back to reality, and that means 279 00:11:28,619 --> 00:11:30,452 I have to deal with the Ricci situation. 280 00:11:30,454 --> 00:11:33,822 I've been saying I've lost so much of myself, 281 00:11:33,824 --> 00:11:35,790 I don't even know who I am now. 282 00:11:35,792 --> 00:11:37,324 It was because of me wanting to be with you, 283 00:11:37,326 --> 00:11:38,725 I can't leave you fucking alone. 284 00:11:38,727 --> 00:11:40,393 How am I-- who wants that? 285 00:11:40,395 --> 00:11:41,861 It shouldn't have to be that way. 286 00:11:41,863 --> 00:11:43,329 By having some time apart from Vicky, 287 00:11:43,331 --> 00:11:45,097 I'm proving I can give her the space she needs. 288 00:11:45,099 --> 00:11:47,265 I don't want you to say right now, "Oh, let's go back." 289 00:11:47,267 --> 00:11:49,233 I don't want that, I want you all to myself. 290 00:11:49,235 --> 00:11:52,102 I want you to see me as a person changed, 291 00:11:52,104 --> 00:11:53,903 and I fucking know that, like... 292 00:11:53,905 --> 00:11:55,471 I was expecting Ricci to bool in, 293 00:11:55,473 --> 00:11:57,539 all fucking guns blazing, kicking off. 294 00:11:57,541 --> 00:11:59,274 How can I sit here and finish Ricci 295 00:11:59,276 --> 00:12:02,343 when he's saying everything I've always wanted to hear? 296 00:12:02,345 --> 00:12:04,445 The thing is is that I've been 297 00:12:04,447 --> 00:12:06,914 back to my old self this weekend. 298 00:12:06,916 --> 00:12:10,083 Giggling, laughing, having fun. 299 00:12:10,784 --> 00:12:12,951 You used to make me feel like that. 300 00:12:12,953 --> 00:12:14,285 It's been so nice this last week 301 00:12:14,287 --> 00:12:16,020 to be able to let me hair down, and have fun, 302 00:12:16,022 --> 00:12:19,156 and not worry about Ricci kicking off about something. 303 00:12:19,158 --> 00:12:19,990 I think this is it. 304 00:12:19,992 --> 00:12:21,925 I have to tell him I can't be with him anymore. 305 00:12:21,927 --> 00:12:25,328 We just need to be on our own, 306 00:12:25,330 --> 00:12:28,564 and discover or find out-- 307 00:12:28,566 --> 00:12:32,434 work out who-- who we are, who we used to be. 308 00:12:32,436 --> 00:12:35,003 Ricci is being so understanding, 309 00:12:35,005 --> 00:12:39,273 and this is the lad I fell in love with. 310 00:12:39,275 --> 00:12:42,009 (crying) 311 00:12:42,011 --> 00:12:43,744 Come here. 312 00:12:43,746 --> 00:12:45,912 Come here. 313 00:12:45,914 --> 00:12:47,847 I never, for one second, wanted 314 00:12:47,849 --> 00:12:49,215 any of this to end up like this. 315 00:12:49,217 --> 00:12:51,951 Cheer up, Vicky, what needs to happen is we need to change. 316 00:12:51,953 --> 00:12:54,453 (Ricci) It might be a bad move for me to go out of the house now, 317 00:12:54,455 --> 00:12:56,922 so for once, I'm gonna do the right thing and stay away. 318 00:12:56,924 --> 00:13:01,960 I'm gonna go and let you have tonight with the boys 319 00:13:01,962 --> 00:13:04,529 'cause they miss you, huh? 320 00:13:04,531 --> 00:13:07,431 Well, go on then, fuck off. 321 00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:08,799 Right. 322 00:13:10,968 --> 00:13:14,170 (Vicky) That was so fucking hard, but I'm worried 323 00:13:14,172 --> 00:13:15,838 that if we get back together again, 324 00:13:15,840 --> 00:13:16,972 history will just repeat itself 325 00:13:16,974 --> 00:13:20,141 and I'll be opening myself up to loads more heartache. 326 00:13:20,143 --> 00:13:23,444 I can't go on feeling like this. 327 00:13:25,880 --> 00:13:31,885 ¶ 328 00:13:37,391 --> 00:13:41,227 Hi. (Holly) How did it go? 329 00:13:41,229 --> 00:13:42,561 Not how you would expect. 330 00:13:42,563 --> 00:13:44,829 (Holly) I thought Vicky would come back in tears. 331 00:13:44,831 --> 00:13:46,297 She must have sucked him off last minute. 332 00:13:46,299 --> 00:13:48,265 Imagine him just saying absolutely 333 00:13:48,267 --> 00:13:49,766 everything you want to hear. 334 00:13:49,768 --> 00:13:52,869 "I realize my mistake, I smother you. 335 00:13:52,871 --> 00:13:54,070 I tried to control you." 336 00:13:54,072 --> 00:13:56,505 Whoa, that just doesn't sound like Ricci at all. 337 00:13:56,507 --> 00:14:00,709 Know how hard that makes walking away from him? 338 00:14:00,711 --> 00:14:02,977 He's not coming back. 339 00:14:02,979 --> 00:14:04,244 With Ricci and Vicky right now, 340 00:14:04,246 --> 00:14:07,013 I feel like this might actually be over. 341 00:14:07,015 --> 00:14:08,814 Was he saying these things 'cause he means them, 342 00:14:08,816 --> 00:14:10,415 or was he saying these things 'cause he thinks 343 00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:11,416 he should be saying it? 344 00:14:11,418 --> 00:14:14,051 (Charlotte) It does seem like Ricci's changed, 345 00:14:14,053 --> 00:14:15,185 but Vicky needs to be careful. 346 00:14:15,187 --> 00:14:18,955 He might have went to the same dishonesty class as Gary. 347 00:14:18,957 --> 00:14:20,523 They might have sat together in the back row 348 00:14:20,525 --> 00:14:23,592 wanking each other off... whilst being dishonest. 349 00:14:23,594 --> 00:14:25,860 (Charlotte) "I have had a lot of time to think 350 00:14:25,862 --> 00:14:27,094 "and get my head around things, 351 00:14:27,096 --> 00:14:29,396 but this has been the biggest..." 352 00:14:29,398 --> 00:14:30,730 "Wake-up call." "Wake-up call." 353 00:14:30,732 --> 00:14:33,299 (Vicky) Ricci's coming back to the house to say good-bye to the boys, 354 00:14:33,301 --> 00:14:35,868 and I think it's best that I clear off. 355 00:14:35,870 --> 00:14:37,035 ¶ 356 00:14:37,037 --> 00:14:38,202 (Vicky) Where are we going, hon? 357 00:14:38,204 --> 00:14:41,171 (Charlotte) Oh, my God, I've had an amazing idea 358 00:14:41,173 --> 00:14:42,739 to cheer me and Vicky up. 359 00:14:42,741 --> 00:14:43,740 (giggling) 360 00:14:43,742 --> 00:14:46,042 (Charlotte) Hi. 361 00:14:46,044 --> 00:14:48,344 Let's get another fish! 362 00:14:48,346 --> 00:14:50,412 Hey, fishies. 363 00:14:50,414 --> 00:14:52,547 (Charlotte) So we could get one of these ones? 364 00:14:52,549 --> 00:14:54,181 Put one of them with Scramble and Egg, no worries. 365 00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:56,850 (Vicky) Charlotte has been so upset since she told Gary 366 00:14:56,852 --> 00:15:00,720 how she felt about him, so marine-based retail therapy 367 00:15:00,722 --> 00:15:01,887 is obviously the answer. 368 00:15:01,889 --> 00:15:03,855 I kind of like this black one here. 369 00:15:03,857 --> 00:15:04,789 I like the black ones. 370 00:15:04,791 --> 00:15:07,424 (Charlotte) Scramble and Egg need to meet new people, 371 00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:08,725 but they're a little bit shy, 372 00:15:08,727 --> 00:15:10,460 so we're gonna find them a new friend. 373 00:15:10,462 --> 00:15:11,494 Can we have him, Craig? 374 00:15:11,496 --> 00:15:14,997 (Charlotte) He's got the googliest eyes I've ever seen. 375 00:15:14,999 --> 00:15:17,032 And we'll call him "Toast". 376 00:15:17,034 --> 00:15:17,766 I like that. 377 00:15:17,768 --> 00:15:19,400 (Vicky) In your professional opinion, Craig, 378 00:15:19,402 --> 00:15:22,002 will Scramble and Egg take to Toast? 379 00:15:22,004 --> 00:15:23,903 (chuckles) Yes, of course they will. 380 00:15:23,905 --> 00:15:25,437 (Charlotte) What if they pick on him at first? 381 00:15:25,439 --> 00:15:27,772 Who would have thought that a slippery, slimy, 382 00:15:27,774 --> 00:15:29,540 google-eyed creature would actually help 383 00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:34,011 take Charlotte's mind off Gary? 384 00:15:34,013 --> 00:15:36,179 ¶ 385 00:15:36,181 --> 00:15:36,979 (phone rings) 386 00:15:36,981 --> 00:15:41,249 Fuck off. (Holly) I'm not going to work, no. 387 00:15:41,251 --> 00:15:41,983 Aye, aye? 388 00:15:41,985 --> 00:15:44,385 Anna's called, and she says that me and Holly 389 00:15:44,387 --> 00:15:47,020 have gotta go to work. 390 00:15:47,022 --> 00:15:48,388 Fucking hell, man. 391 00:15:48,390 --> 00:15:50,823 Me and you, Holly, we're doing a stag do. 392 00:15:50,825 --> 00:15:51,824 Oh, man! 393 00:15:51,826 --> 00:15:53,392 I'm like, for fuck's sake, I can't 394 00:15:53,394 --> 00:15:55,627 entertain people right now. 395 00:15:58,330 --> 00:16:04,668 ¶ 396 00:16:05,936 --> 00:16:08,470 So me and Scott are taking this stag party 397 00:16:08,472 --> 00:16:10,472 to a bucking bronco, and I'm thinking 398 00:16:10,474 --> 00:16:12,941 the last big thing that I've probably been riding 399 00:16:12,943 --> 00:16:13,708 is Scotty T. 400 00:16:13,710 --> 00:16:16,143 (Scott) So we get there, it's a big bunch of lads, 401 00:16:16,145 --> 00:16:18,011 so we're just gonna do what we do best-- 402 00:16:18,013 --> 00:16:19,779 get fucking smashed. 403 00:16:23,850 --> 00:16:25,717 Holly's single, so I'm gonna get her 404 00:16:25,719 --> 00:16:27,118 set up with one of these lads. 405 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,152 That's what friends are for. 406 00:16:28,154 --> 00:16:29,453 These two are just hammering the shots. 407 00:16:29,455 --> 00:16:32,322 So there's one lad there who's actually quite hot, 408 00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:33,423 and I'm thinking I don't really 409 00:16:33,425 --> 00:16:35,525 want to neck on with everybody else. 410 00:16:35,527 --> 00:16:36,526 (Scott) How the fuck? 411 00:16:36,528 --> 00:16:38,828 He's like fucking John Wayne, this kid. 412 00:16:38,830 --> 00:16:42,899 (man) I don't know how. (laughter) 413 00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,268 (cheering) 414 00:16:45,270 --> 00:16:46,969 I said the person with the best score 415 00:16:46,971 --> 00:16:48,103 gets to get a kiss off Holly. 416 00:16:48,105 --> 00:16:50,972 This lad's got a girlfriend, so we're gonna go 417 00:16:50,974 --> 00:16:53,407 with the kid with the lowest score, 418 00:16:53,409 --> 00:16:54,975 which is this kid right here. 419 00:16:54,977 --> 00:16:56,242 (Scott) I bent the rules of the game 420 00:16:56,244 --> 00:16:58,410 so that Holly can neck on with this lad she likes. 421 00:16:58,412 --> 00:16:59,477 She should be thanking us. 422 00:16:59,479 --> 00:17:02,146 Give her a kiss-- for God's sake! 423 00:17:02,148 --> 00:17:03,347 People are always banging on about me 424 00:17:03,349 --> 00:17:05,882 having a thing with Holly, but this just proves 425 00:17:05,884 --> 00:17:08,484 that I don't and I've got no feelings for her. 426 00:17:08,486 --> 00:17:10,352 (Holly) I mean, it's so good that Scotty's 427 00:17:10,354 --> 00:17:11,419 actually being my wingman. 428 00:17:11,421 --> 00:17:13,721 So Holly, was he a good kisser? 429 00:17:13,723 --> 00:17:16,390 Yeah, but just not as good as you. 430 00:17:16,392 --> 00:17:18,125 Fuck off. (laughs) 431 00:17:18,127 --> 00:17:21,795 No one's as good as me, though. (giggles) 432 00:17:21,797 --> 00:17:27,233 ¶ 433 00:17:29,135 --> 00:17:30,902 Lads! (Scott) Aye, aye! 434 00:17:30,904 --> 00:17:32,703 We hear Ricci come back in the house. 435 00:17:32,705 --> 00:17:35,338 What the fuck? I thought those two had split up. 436 00:17:43,313 --> 00:17:46,148 (Ricci) Tonight, I'm gonna have a night out with the lads, 437 00:17:46,150 --> 00:17:47,782 but at the end of it, go home. 438 00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:49,850 Me and Vicky still need that little bit of space. 439 00:17:49,852 --> 00:17:52,853 I want to fucking smash it with you lads tonight. 440 00:17:52,855 --> 00:17:54,120 I'm getting ruined. 441 00:17:54,122 --> 00:17:59,925 ¶ 442 00:18:00,860 --> 00:18:01,893 (Scott) I'm absolutely buzzing. 443 00:18:01,895 --> 00:18:04,095 It's gonna be a fucking mint night out. 444 00:18:04,097 --> 00:18:09,266 ¶ 445 00:18:09,268 --> 00:18:10,433 No girls, no drama. 446 00:18:10,435 --> 00:18:13,402 One place to be-- Bijoux. 447 00:18:13,404 --> 00:18:19,408 ¶ (club music) 448 00:18:19,909 --> 00:18:21,442 (James) I want to make sure that Ricci 449 00:18:21,444 --> 00:18:24,478 has a mint final night on "Geordie Shore". 450 00:18:24,480 --> 00:18:27,347 Cheers to Ricci. Let's get fucked! 451 00:18:27,349 --> 00:18:29,048 (shouting) 452 00:18:34,554 --> 00:18:35,587 ¶ 453 00:18:35,589 --> 00:18:37,922 (Charlotte) I'm letting Toast out. 454 00:18:37,924 --> 00:18:38,923 Set free. 455 00:18:38,925 --> 00:18:40,324 (gasps) 456 00:18:40,326 --> 00:18:41,058 Whoa. 457 00:18:41,060 --> 00:18:43,460 (Charlotte) Oh, my God, Scramble and Egg love Toast. 458 00:18:43,462 --> 00:18:45,962 It's a little bit like watching Dan, Scott, and Gary 459 00:18:45,964 --> 00:18:48,331 all hanging out and sucking each other off. 460 00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:50,833 Can fish suck each other off? 461 00:18:51,868 --> 00:18:53,969 He's called Toast. 462 00:18:53,971 --> 00:18:55,904 What we want to do is go out for a meal, 463 00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:58,306 a nice girly chat, just to discuss 464 00:18:58,308 --> 00:18:59,473 what the hell's been going on. 465 00:18:59,475 --> 00:19:03,210 Let's go! Why do we still look like a girl band? 466 00:19:03,212 --> 00:19:08,949 ¶ 467 00:19:10,251 --> 00:19:12,685 What happened with you and Rics? Is it all right, or... 468 00:19:12,687 --> 00:19:15,487 The short version is just that he was lovely. 469 00:19:15,489 --> 00:19:19,057 (Sophie) I think Vicky just gave Ricci a bit of false hope 470 00:19:19,059 --> 00:19:21,659 that they might get together when really, 471 00:19:21,661 --> 00:19:22,226 this is the end. 472 00:19:22,228 --> 00:19:24,027 Rather than feeling down and depressed, 473 00:19:24,029 --> 00:19:26,195 I feel like I've been given a new lease on life, 474 00:19:26,197 --> 00:19:27,863 and I'm just going to enjoy myself. 475 00:19:27,865 --> 00:19:28,830 If I can get over Ricci, 476 00:19:28,832 --> 00:19:31,732 it's about time Charlotte pulled them slaggy socks up 477 00:19:31,734 --> 00:19:32,499 and got over Gaz. 478 00:19:32,501 --> 00:19:34,901 What do you think we'll be like in a couple of years? 479 00:19:34,903 --> 00:19:38,004 You'll probably still be drinking that fucking drink. 480 00:19:38,006 --> 00:19:41,807 (laughter) 481 00:19:41,809 --> 00:19:46,411 ¶ (club music) 482 00:19:46,413 --> 00:19:48,246 (Gaz) Ricci's got a massive smile on his face. 483 00:19:48,248 --> 00:19:51,449 If this is his send-off, this is how it should be. 484 00:20:02,727 --> 00:20:05,028 Out of the corner of my eye, I spot Lindsay. 485 00:20:05,030 --> 00:20:07,030 So it was, "Lads, see yous." 486 00:20:07,297 --> 00:20:09,865 (Scott) So this cougar who Dan necked on with 487 00:20:09,867 --> 00:20:11,800 before Barcelona has just turned up. 488 00:20:11,802 --> 00:20:13,535 I hope she remembered to put her fucking teeth in. 489 00:20:13,537 --> 00:20:16,037 (Gaz) Dan, this is meant to be Ricci's send-off. 490 00:20:16,039 --> 00:20:20,408 This is no time to go home with your bird and get breast-fed. 491 00:20:29,551 --> 00:20:30,984 Ricci and Vicky have had a few nights out 492 00:20:30,986 --> 00:20:34,320 apart from each other, and I've never seen them so happy. 493 00:20:34,322 --> 00:20:36,488 Maybe they should split the fuck up 494 00:20:36,490 --> 00:20:38,690 and do everyone a favor. 495 00:20:46,365 --> 00:20:49,133 (Scott) It must be a massive weight off Gaz's shoulders 496 00:20:49,135 --> 00:20:50,901 to not have Charlotte hawkeye-ing him all night. 497 00:20:50,903 --> 00:20:54,804 (James) Tonight is just meant to be about a good send-off for Ricci, 498 00:20:54,806 --> 00:20:57,106 but no, all of the lads have went off 499 00:20:57,108 --> 00:20:59,007 trying to get their dicks wet. 500 00:21:06,081 --> 00:21:07,114 I feel sorry for Ricci. 501 00:21:07,116 --> 00:21:09,382 Motherfucking classic night... Tonight-- 502 00:21:09,384 --> 00:21:11,784 With all you boys that I miss, seriously. 503 00:21:11,786 --> 00:21:14,353 You slag off home to your tiny little house. 504 00:21:14,355 --> 00:21:17,189 (laughter) 505 00:21:17,191 --> 00:21:19,724 But honestly-- Really miss me, all right? 506 00:21:19,726 --> 00:21:21,225 You too, man, have a good night, man. 507 00:21:21,227 --> 00:21:22,793 (overlapping good-byes) 508 00:21:22,795 --> 00:21:23,660 Fucking hell, I'm mortal. 509 00:21:23,662 --> 00:21:27,063 It feels so weird knowing that we're all going home 510 00:21:27,065 --> 00:21:28,431 and Ricci's not coming back with us. 511 00:21:28,433 --> 00:21:30,866 The only one thing I'm buzzing about 512 00:21:30,868 --> 00:21:32,734 is now I've got me own room. 513 00:21:32,736 --> 00:21:33,568 Cheers, Ricci. 514 00:21:33,570 --> 00:21:35,436 (Dan) Lindsay's jumped in a cab with us, 515 00:21:35,438 --> 00:21:37,104 and after all their hard work, 516 00:21:37,106 --> 00:21:40,207 Gaz and Scott are going home empty-handed. 517 00:21:49,817 --> 00:21:51,250 (Scott groans) 518 00:21:51,252 --> 00:21:54,886 I can't get my shoe off, man. 519 00:21:54,888 --> 00:21:56,153 Oh, my God. 520 00:21:56,155 --> 00:21:58,288 Fuck me, Scotty T's mortal. 521 00:21:58,290 --> 00:21:59,555 No wonder he didn't pull tonight. 522 00:21:59,557 --> 00:22:02,124 His chat's bad enough when he's sober. 523 00:22:02,126 --> 00:22:03,959 Yes. 524 00:22:03,961 --> 00:22:04,893 (laughter) 525 00:22:04,895 --> 00:22:05,727 (shouts excitedly) 526 00:22:05,729 --> 00:22:08,362 (James) Every time Dan's brought his bird back to the house, 527 00:22:08,364 --> 00:22:09,396 he's failed to buck her. 528 00:22:09,398 --> 00:22:12,732 This is the third time he's brought her back. 529 00:22:14,901 --> 00:22:18,103 The cougar is in the nest. 530 00:22:23,142 --> 00:22:25,109 Every lad knows that if you've got a bird 531 00:22:25,111 --> 00:22:26,243 you casually bang now and again, 532 00:22:26,245 --> 00:22:29,279 you do not bring the same bird back three times in a row. 533 00:22:29,281 --> 00:22:32,949 This bird has got him jumping through fucking hoops. 534 00:22:32,951 --> 00:22:34,850 (James) I hope for his sake that Dan's 535 00:22:34,852 --> 00:22:38,220 gonna make the third time lucky. 536 00:22:38,222 --> 00:22:43,925 ¶ (upbeat music) 537 00:22:43,927 --> 00:22:44,759 Last night was mint. 538 00:22:44,761 --> 00:22:47,094 Ricci's left the house, but we've given him 539 00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:48,929 a proper send-off. 540 00:22:49,530 --> 00:22:50,930 (Dan) I brought Lindsay back again. 541 00:22:50,932 --> 00:22:53,399 We just necked on in the bucking bungalow. 542 00:22:55,001 --> 00:22:56,034 (both) Hello! 543 00:22:56,036 --> 00:22:57,902 (Scott) So me and Gaz have gone to find out 544 00:22:57,904 --> 00:23:00,738 if Dan sealed the deal with his bird. 545 00:23:00,740 --> 00:23:01,872 #DidHeFuck. 546 00:23:01,874 --> 00:23:06,276 Snugglepuffs. (laughter) 547 00:23:06,278 --> 00:23:08,411 (Gaz) Lindsay's still got her underwear on. 548 00:23:08,413 --> 00:23:09,879 Dan, epic fail number three. 549 00:23:09,881 --> 00:23:11,480 (Dan) Why the fuck have Gaz and Scott 550 00:23:11,482 --> 00:23:14,049 suddenly taken an interest in my sex life? 551 00:23:14,051 --> 00:23:17,819 Maybe it's because they didn't pull last night. 552 00:23:23,258 --> 00:23:24,191 (laughter) 553 00:23:24,193 --> 00:23:26,826 I'm not bothered about not banging last night. 554 00:23:26,828 --> 00:23:28,294 You don't need a fucking Steely 555 00:23:28,296 --> 00:23:29,862 to have a good time with a bird. 556 00:23:29,864 --> 00:23:31,163 (James) Fourth time lucky. 557 00:23:31,165 --> 00:23:34,099 (Gaz) Shut the fuck up. 558 00:23:34,101 --> 00:23:35,266 (farting) 559 00:23:35,268 --> 00:23:37,701 (Vicky laughs) 560 00:23:39,970 --> 00:23:41,937 We had a nice dinner last night, just the girls. 561 00:23:41,939 --> 00:23:44,439 We tried to get the boys out of our system. 562 00:23:44,441 --> 00:23:47,108 Me and Holly were sitting up. 563 00:23:47,110 --> 00:23:48,476 Why were you sitting up? 564 00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:52,146 Waiting to see if Gary brought any girls back. 565 00:23:56,518 --> 00:23:59,119 Charlotte has been so upset since she told Gary 566 00:23:59,121 --> 00:24:00,987 how she felt about him, and him being 567 00:24:00,989 --> 00:24:03,923 the sensitive fucking scrotum that he is, 568 00:24:03,925 --> 00:24:06,825 has not acknowledged her feelings whatsoever. 569 00:24:06,827 --> 00:24:08,660 ¶ 570 00:24:08,662 --> 00:24:10,662 (Vicky) Lads, come through! 571 00:24:11,463 --> 00:24:13,363 (Vicky) We have called this family meeting 572 00:24:13,365 --> 00:24:16,132 to announce that we want to have a house party. 573 00:24:16,134 --> 00:24:17,833 We've had a bit of redecoration done. 574 00:24:17,835 --> 00:24:20,302 It's time to full-on have a proper house party. 575 00:24:20,304 --> 00:24:24,039 I want it to be themed fancy dress. 576 00:24:24,041 --> 00:24:25,373 What do you think of that? 577 00:24:25,375 --> 00:24:26,874 We're gonna make it American-themed, 578 00:24:26,876 --> 00:24:29,810 which means everyone needs to get fancy-dressed, 579 00:24:29,812 --> 00:24:30,577 loads of American stuff. 580 00:24:30,579 --> 00:24:33,146 (James) That sounds mint. Doesn't it sound good? 581 00:24:33,148 --> 00:24:35,014 It sounds absolutely mint. 582 00:24:35,016 --> 00:24:36,882 We want to have the most massive 583 00:24:36,884 --> 00:24:39,351 and epic house party in history. 584 00:24:39,353 --> 00:24:42,187 (dial tone rings) 585 00:24:42,189 --> 00:24:43,354 (Joel) Hello? Hi. 586 00:24:43,356 --> 00:24:44,988 How you doing, you all right? How are you? 587 00:24:44,990 --> 00:24:47,790 (Sophie) First things first, when you're having a house party, 588 00:24:47,792 --> 00:24:49,424 you've got to have some mint tunes, 589 00:24:49,426 --> 00:24:52,360 so I'm gonna ring Joel and see if he'll DJ. 590 00:24:52,362 --> 00:24:55,963 You can DJ, you can dress up, 591 00:24:55,965 --> 00:24:58,999 and then-- and then obviously just stay with me as well. 592 00:24:59,001 --> 00:25:01,901 It'll be nice that I get to see you too. 593 00:25:03,403 --> 00:25:06,238 Let's go to the fancy dress shop and go all out. 594 00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:07,672 (Holly) See yous later! 595 00:25:07,674 --> 00:25:11,976 ¶ (upbeat rock) 596 00:25:14,679 --> 00:25:16,880 Dan said to me, "Don't stitch it up." 597 00:25:16,882 --> 00:25:18,181 And I was, like, "Blow on." 598 00:25:18,183 --> 00:25:20,316 (Sophie) We are gonna choose what the boys wear, 599 00:25:20,318 --> 00:25:21,317 so we want to make the boys 600 00:25:21,319 --> 00:25:22,851 look like twats so they can't pull. 601 00:25:22,853 --> 00:25:25,187 (James) Get him, like, an old man's outfit, right? 602 00:25:25,189 --> 00:25:26,821 And then, they could go as an old couple, 603 00:25:26,823 --> 00:25:28,222 and she wouldn't have to dress up. 604 00:25:28,224 --> 00:25:29,356 (Vicky laughs) 605 00:25:29,358 --> 00:25:31,891 ¶ 606 00:25:31,893 --> 00:25:33,525 (Holly) I don't know who thought of the American theme. 607 00:25:33,527 --> 00:25:36,427 Me because basically, American people go over the top. 608 00:25:36,429 --> 00:25:37,461 That's what I mean by it. 609 00:25:37,463 --> 00:25:40,230 (James) We're all looking for fancy dress costumes. 610 00:25:40,232 --> 00:25:41,397 I wanted to go as Action Man, 611 00:25:41,399 --> 00:25:44,133 but then I thought, "then, I wouldn't be dressing up." 612 00:25:44,135 --> 00:25:46,101 I definitely think you should go as this, 613 00:25:46,103 --> 00:25:47,669 like, with a little rock. 614 00:25:47,671 --> 00:25:49,971 (Charlotte) I love doing this face... 615 00:25:49,973 --> 00:25:54,342 so the KISS rock outfit just seems like the obvious choice. 616 00:25:54,710 --> 00:25:56,243 (Vicky) I don't think anyone's that stupid. 617 00:25:56,245 --> 00:25:58,478 I'm just a little bit worried that it makes us 618 00:25:58,480 --> 00:26:00,012 look like a total bellend, 619 00:26:00,014 --> 00:26:02,381 and I won't be able to pull anyone. 620 00:26:02,383 --> 00:26:03,849 (Holly) I think you look really funny. 621 00:26:03,851 --> 00:26:06,084 So we've got so many crazy costumes, 622 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,186 and I just can't wait for everyone to get dressed up 623 00:26:08,188 --> 00:26:11,556 and just make total fucking idiots of themselves. 624 00:26:11,558 --> 00:26:15,860 ¶ 625 00:26:17,195 --> 00:26:20,130 We all want to look pure fucking lethal 626 00:26:20,132 --> 00:26:21,197 for the house party tonight, 627 00:26:21,199 --> 00:26:23,999 so we're all off out to get ready. 628 00:26:34,777 --> 00:26:35,476 She's a sound bird. 629 00:26:35,478 --> 00:26:36,610 Aye, but she's not banging him. 630 00:26:36,612 --> 00:26:38,411 If Dan's bird comes to this party, 631 00:26:38,413 --> 00:26:39,612 he's gonna get totally cock-blocked 632 00:26:39,614 --> 00:26:42,514 'cause he's not banging her and he can't bang anyone else. 633 00:26:42,516 --> 00:26:44,382 Oh, my God. 634 00:26:47,219 --> 00:26:49,420 (James) It's the house party tonight, and Kate's coming, 635 00:26:49,422 --> 00:26:53,090 so I've gotta make sure that the SBC is looking slick-- 636 00:26:53,092 --> 00:26:54,291 Short, back, and comb-over. 637 00:26:54,293 --> 00:26:56,893 All right, Dan, you had that bird back again last night. 638 00:26:56,895 --> 00:26:59,962 Man, that's, like, the third or the fourth night now. 639 00:26:59,964 --> 00:27:00,963 Ah, she's good quality... 640 00:27:00,965 --> 00:27:02,931 (James) It's fun rinsing Dan about his bird, 641 00:27:02,933 --> 00:27:05,199 but at the end of the day, he's getting more action 642 00:27:05,201 --> 00:27:07,701 that the Buck Squad put together. 643 00:27:12,840 --> 00:27:15,141 (Scott) All right, sweet. 644 00:27:16,476 --> 00:27:17,409 Yes. 645 00:27:17,411 --> 00:27:19,511 (Gaz) Me and Scott have gone for a full body massage. 646 00:27:19,513 --> 00:27:20,845 This is the only time that Charlotte 647 00:27:20,847 --> 00:27:22,813 probably won't kick off when another girl's 648 00:27:22,815 --> 00:27:25,415 got her hands all over my body, naked. 649 00:27:25,417 --> 00:27:26,449 (Gaz) Does she mean naked? 650 00:27:26,451 --> 00:27:28,417 (Scott) No, boxers. Do you reckon? 651 00:27:28,419 --> 00:27:30,986 (Scott) I hope there's a couple of people that do it, though, 652 00:27:30,988 --> 00:27:32,420 'cause I'm pure massive. 653 00:27:32,422 --> 00:27:34,455 Send in the troops. 654 00:27:34,457 --> 00:27:36,457 ¶ 655 00:27:36,459 --> 00:27:38,258 (Scott greets) 656 00:27:38,260 --> 00:27:39,158 (whistling) 657 00:27:39,160 --> 00:27:42,561 (men) Way aye! Here, here! 658 00:27:42,563 --> 00:27:43,995 Us girls love getting pampered. 659 00:27:43,997 --> 00:27:46,464 It's time to go and get some nice facials at a spa. 660 00:27:46,466 --> 00:27:49,900 (Sophie) Think there's gonna be any boys for you and Char-hole? 661 00:27:49,902 --> 00:27:53,370 No, when is there ever any boys for me and Charlotte? 662 00:27:53,372 --> 00:27:54,170 Aye, you fucker. 663 00:27:54,172 --> 00:27:57,006 (Holly) So obviously, Scott and Gaz are gonna invite 664 00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:58,173 a load of slags to the party 665 00:27:58,175 --> 00:27:59,641 because they just want to get bucked. 666 00:27:59,643 --> 00:28:01,743 Why don't you and Charlotte get them back 667 00:28:01,745 --> 00:28:02,510 and pull their mates? 668 00:28:02,512 --> 00:28:04,378 I don't want to kinda shit on my own doorstep 669 00:28:04,380 --> 00:28:06,313 by getting with one of Scott's mates 670 00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:07,480 and then not being able 671 00:28:07,482 --> 00:28:09,448 to crawl into Scott's bedroom if I want to. 672 00:28:09,450 --> 00:28:10,982 Yeah, that's right, you definitely want 673 00:28:10,984 --> 00:28:11,916 to keep that window open 674 00:28:11,918 --> 00:28:13,517 'cause it's such a good window of opportunity. 675 00:28:13,519 --> 00:28:15,886 Yeah, but it's just a convenient window. 676 00:28:15,888 --> 00:28:18,989 I didn't say it was good. 677 00:28:18,991 --> 00:28:19,990 ¶ 678 00:28:19,992 --> 00:28:21,358 (Gaz) At this point, if it goes smoothly, 679 00:28:21,360 --> 00:28:23,893 it would be a lot of boys for the girls to talk to 680 00:28:23,895 --> 00:28:26,161 and a lot of girls for the lads to pull. 681 00:28:26,163 --> 00:28:28,396 That would be perfect. 682 00:28:35,170 --> 00:28:37,037 The house party depends on Charlotte's mood. 683 00:28:37,039 --> 00:28:40,073 (Scott) The best suggestion to keep Charlotte away from Gaz 684 00:28:40,075 --> 00:28:42,475 is to find Charlotte a lad she likes 685 00:28:42,477 --> 00:28:44,977 to keep her occupied all night. 686 00:28:50,616 --> 00:28:52,249 I just can't wait for tonight. 687 00:28:52,251 --> 00:28:58,455 ¶ (upbeat music) 688 00:29:00,357 --> 00:29:01,957 Ah, it's getting close! 689 00:29:01,959 --> 00:29:03,258 (Charlotte) Anyone feeling horny, girls? 690 00:29:03,260 --> 00:29:04,392 (Holly) No, I'm on my period. 691 00:29:04,394 --> 00:29:08,195 Well, if the river's red, you take the dirt track instead. 692 00:29:08,197 --> 00:29:10,063 With all the experience that we've had 693 00:29:10,065 --> 00:29:11,164 planning parties across Europe, 694 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:14,800 we obviously know how to throw the best house party. 695 00:29:14,802 --> 00:29:19,838 ¶ 696 00:29:20,706 --> 00:29:21,872 The girls are decorating the house, 697 00:29:21,874 --> 00:29:24,774 and so far, it's looking fucking mint. 698 00:29:28,879 --> 00:29:29,879 (Joel chuckles) How are you? 699 00:29:29,881 --> 00:29:31,313 I'm good, how about you? Yeah, I'm fine. 700 00:29:31,315 --> 00:29:34,015 So my boyfriend Joel's came to DJ at the party, 701 00:29:34,017 --> 00:29:36,384 and I know he's gonna play some banging tunes, 702 00:29:36,386 --> 00:29:39,120 and I hope he bangs me too. 703 00:29:39,122 --> 00:29:40,354 (chuckles) (screeches) 704 00:29:40,356 --> 00:29:42,622 (Scott) I think the girls thought that I'd refuse to wear 705 00:29:42,624 --> 00:29:45,925 the Tweety costume, but I'm absolutely buzzing. 706 00:29:45,927 --> 00:29:47,092 I'm a banana. 707 00:29:47,094 --> 00:29:48,793 (Sophie) Instead of making them angry, 708 00:29:48,795 --> 00:29:50,261 they think these outfits are mint. 709 00:29:50,263 --> 00:29:52,396 They can't wait to wear them. 710 00:29:52,398 --> 00:29:54,064 I'm going as a Smurf. 711 00:29:55,766 --> 00:29:59,869 (Charlotte) Gary's gone blue 'cause he's had STIs for so long. 712 00:29:59,871 --> 00:30:00,469 (chuckles) 713 00:30:00,471 --> 00:30:03,405 (James) And I'm getting into my Rocky costume. 714 00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:04,939 Ding, ding. 715 00:30:05,640 --> 00:30:08,575 (Charlotte) So I'm going as Gene Simmons from KISS, 716 00:30:08,577 --> 00:30:11,578 the ultimate American rock band. 717 00:30:11,580 --> 00:30:13,413 (James) Every house party we've had in the past, 718 00:30:13,415 --> 00:30:14,380 there's been fights. 719 00:30:14,382 --> 00:30:17,883 I just hope there's gonna be no drama or kick-offs. 720 00:30:17,885 --> 00:30:20,151 (Holly) Tonight, no drama! 721 00:30:20,153 --> 00:30:22,153 (cheering) 722 00:30:22,155 --> 00:30:27,258 ¶ 723 00:30:32,931 --> 00:30:34,731 (Holly) I've got my pirate costume on. 724 00:30:34,733 --> 00:30:35,431 That's looking unreal. 725 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:38,033 It's just gonna be a fucking unreal night. 726 00:30:48,611 --> 00:30:52,180 (Dan) Lindsay walks in, and straightaway she stands out. 727 00:30:52,182 --> 00:30:53,981 She's fucking gorgeous. 728 00:30:55,550 --> 00:30:58,818 In walks Lindsay dressed as fucking "Baywatch". 729 00:30:59,519 --> 00:31:02,654 (Dan) "Baywatch"-- fucking right. 730 00:31:08,961 --> 00:31:11,996 So I'm at the house party, and Kate walks in 731 00:31:11,998 --> 00:31:13,297 dressed as Wonder Woman. 732 00:31:13,299 --> 00:31:14,531 Of course she fucking does. 733 00:31:14,533 --> 00:31:16,666 What else would she come as? 734 00:31:31,448 --> 00:31:35,050 (Sophie) Joel's DJ-ing tonight, and he's DJ-ing on the balcony, 735 00:31:35,052 --> 00:31:37,652 and the only thing I want him to do in the balcony 736 00:31:37,654 --> 00:31:39,987 is not DJ, but buck us. 737 00:31:44,525 --> 00:31:48,361 It's every DJ's dream to get sucked off 738 00:31:48,363 --> 00:31:50,296 while they are playing on the decks. 739 00:31:50,298 --> 00:31:52,765 I'm on my hunkers, and I'm giving him 740 00:31:52,767 --> 00:31:56,101 the best BJ a DJ could ever have. 741 00:32:01,474 --> 00:32:04,209 (Vicky) This is the first time I've ever been at a house party 742 00:32:04,211 --> 00:32:07,345 without Ricci, and it's a weird feeling. 743 00:32:07,347 --> 00:32:08,412 It's almost like I can relax, 744 00:32:08,414 --> 00:32:12,816 and spread my bat wings, and just fly. 745 00:32:13,417 --> 00:32:15,284 (James) The atmosphere's mint, everyone's having 746 00:32:15,286 --> 00:32:16,118 such a good time. 747 00:32:16,120 --> 00:32:19,121 I'm starting to think that a "Geordie Shore" house party 748 00:32:19,123 --> 00:32:21,690 might actually have a happy ending. 749 00:32:27,430 --> 00:32:33,368 ¶ (upbeat music) 750 00:32:38,774 --> 00:32:40,407 So we're having a massive house party, 751 00:32:40,409 --> 00:32:41,441 and we're blasting the roof 752 00:32:41,443 --> 00:32:43,976 off the new "Geordie Shore" house. 753 00:32:47,213 --> 00:32:48,546 We're all back in fancy dress. 754 00:32:48,548 --> 00:32:50,681 We're all having a wicked time. 755 00:32:56,354 --> 00:32:57,954 I'm hoping that for once, the house 756 00:32:57,956 --> 00:32:59,221 isn't just full of pretty girls, 757 00:32:59,223 --> 00:33:01,723 and that there are some boys there for me. 758 00:33:02,324 --> 00:33:05,359 (Gaz) There's a girl, then another girl, then another girl. 759 00:33:05,361 --> 00:33:06,326 Five girls, ten girls. 760 00:33:06,328 --> 00:33:09,696 Shit, this ratio is getting out of hand. 761 00:33:11,165 --> 00:33:12,198 (Scott) Oh, my God! 762 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,132 Hi, what's your name? 763 00:33:13,134 --> 00:33:16,301 (Scott) So there's flocks and flocks of girls coming in, 764 00:33:16,303 --> 00:33:17,435 and hardly any lads. 765 00:33:17,437 --> 00:33:19,737 This is exactly what we don't want 766 00:33:19,739 --> 00:33:21,038 because now, the girls are probably 767 00:33:21,040 --> 00:33:23,106 gonna try and cock-block us. 768 00:33:24,041 --> 00:33:25,741 We are knee-deep in clunge. 769 00:33:25,743 --> 00:33:26,842 It's fucking ridiculous. 770 00:33:26,844 --> 00:33:30,812 The ratio of cock to vagina is just crazy. 771 00:33:30,814 --> 00:33:32,680 We need some boys. 772 00:33:35,083 --> 00:33:35,916 Oh, my gosh. 773 00:33:35,918 --> 00:33:38,385 (Charlotte) This always happens at every house party. 774 00:33:38,387 --> 00:33:41,855 It's all for the lads and nothing for the girls. 775 00:33:45,292 --> 00:33:47,293 (Vicky) I can just see Charlotte's face, 776 00:33:47,295 --> 00:33:48,460 and it's a fucking picture. 777 00:33:48,462 --> 00:33:51,463 (Holly) Don't cry, don't cry, don't cry, you'll ruin your makeup. 778 00:33:51,465 --> 00:33:53,031 Don't, promise me you won't. 779 00:33:53,033 --> 00:33:55,066 There's still way more girls than boys, 780 00:33:55,068 --> 00:33:58,369 and already, I don't know where to put myself. 781 00:33:58,371 --> 00:34:01,805 I'm dressed like Gene Simmons, man. 782 00:34:01,807 --> 00:34:03,640 Well, why don't you-- The leader of KISS! 783 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:05,708 Why does no one know who I am? 784 00:34:05,710 --> 00:34:07,276 I do feel really sorry for Charlotte. 785 00:34:07,278 --> 00:34:10,312 You've got all the rest of the girls turning up 786 00:34:10,314 --> 00:34:12,414 with next to nawt on, and bless her, 787 00:34:12,416 --> 00:34:13,915 she's dressed as a fucking bloke. 788 00:34:13,917 --> 00:34:16,051 (Holly) Come on, and just have a laugh with us. 789 00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:16,951 This is our party. 790 00:34:16,953 --> 00:34:19,119 (Charlotte) I thought that Gene Simmons sounded like 791 00:34:19,121 --> 00:34:20,887 a really good idea at the time, 792 00:34:20,889 --> 00:34:22,088 and I thought it's gonna be crazy, 793 00:34:22,090 --> 00:34:24,123 it's gonna be funny, it's gonna be wild, 794 00:34:24,125 --> 00:34:25,524 and I am standing there 795 00:34:25,526 --> 00:34:28,860 looking like an absolute wanker. 796 00:34:35,033 --> 00:34:37,467 This, to me, is the weirdest party I've ever been to 797 00:34:37,469 --> 00:34:40,136 because there's lots of girls but there's no boys, 798 00:34:40,138 --> 00:34:41,737 so Charlotte's just gonna be watching 799 00:34:41,739 --> 00:34:42,938 and just waiting for me to pull. 800 00:34:42,940 --> 00:34:46,408 (Charlotte) The party's in full swing, I'm trying to have a good time, 801 00:34:46,410 --> 00:34:49,711 but I can't help but keep watching Gary. 802 00:34:57,753 --> 00:35:00,354 (Gaz) But I can just feel these eyes 803 00:35:00,356 --> 00:35:02,389 burning in the back of my head. 804 00:35:03,324 --> 00:35:07,460 (Sophie) Fuck... she's keeping all eyes on Gaz. 805 00:35:12,132 --> 00:35:13,532 (James) Charlotte hasn't been the same 806 00:35:13,534 --> 00:35:15,967 since she's told Gaz she loved him in Barcelona. 807 00:35:15,969 --> 00:35:19,503 (Vicky) Right now, she's laid all her cards on the table, 808 00:35:19,505 --> 00:35:23,240 and all he's got to do, as a nice human being, 809 00:35:23,242 --> 00:35:24,241 is just respect it. 810 00:35:24,243 --> 00:35:25,842 (Gaz) I spot this girl, and I decide 811 00:35:25,844 --> 00:35:28,311 to take her upstairs and give her a little house tour. 812 00:35:28,313 --> 00:35:31,013 (Charlotte) I catch a glimpse of them going up the stairs, 813 00:35:31,015 --> 00:35:33,248 and I just get really angry. 814 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:36,217 Out of nowhere, so angry. 815 00:35:37,252 --> 00:35:40,287 Boom, Charlotte darts past us. 816 00:35:40,289 --> 00:35:42,155 (overlapping shouting) 817 00:35:47,094 --> 00:35:48,327 Fuck knows what's just happened. 818 00:35:48,329 --> 00:35:51,797 (Charlotte) I don't fucking like that! No, I don't! 819 00:35:51,799 --> 00:35:54,099 (overlapping shouting) 820 00:35:54,101 --> 00:35:57,035 Fucking spoil the party, man! Fuck off! 821 00:35:57,037 --> 00:35:58,469 So I'm dancing, having a wicked time, 822 00:35:58,471 --> 00:36:00,938 and everyone's just pure kicking off. 823 00:36:02,440 --> 00:36:03,940 (Vicky) You fucking deserve this! 824 00:36:03,942 --> 00:36:05,508 Everyone's pushing and shoving-- it looks like 825 00:36:05,510 --> 00:36:08,377 a fucking sailor parade, man. 826 00:36:08,379 --> 00:36:09,378 (Charlotte shouting) 827 00:36:09,380 --> 00:36:13,014 I've never seen venom in her eyes like that ever. 828 00:36:13,016 --> 00:36:15,016 (overlapping shouting) 829 00:36:17,052 --> 00:36:18,786 Everyone's getting in the middle of us, 830 00:36:18,788 --> 00:36:20,988 and I'm going for Gary now, 831 00:36:20,990 --> 00:36:21,955 and I'm just so angry. 832 00:36:21,957 --> 00:36:25,758 (Charlotte screaming) Whoa, whoa, whoa, stop-- stop it now. 833 00:36:25,760 --> 00:36:26,158 Stop. 834 00:36:26,160 --> 00:36:29,794 (James) I've seen Charlotte and Gaz argue before... 835 00:36:31,096 --> 00:36:34,131 but this one tops it by a mile. 836 00:36:36,467 --> 00:36:37,333 Gary, chill! 837 00:36:37,335 --> 00:36:38,233 Chill, chill, chill. 838 00:36:38,235 --> 00:36:40,735 (Gaz) This has just gone too far, 839 00:36:40,737 --> 00:36:41,836 and I'm honestly stuck. 840 00:36:41,838 --> 00:36:43,337 I don't know what to do. 841 00:36:46,107 --> 00:36:48,074 (Scott) All of a sudden, I see a massive, 842 00:36:48,076 --> 00:36:51,077 angry, blue Smurf coming down the stairs. 843 00:36:54,381 --> 00:36:55,814 What? 844 00:36:55,816 --> 00:36:57,949 What the fuck's he on about? 845 00:36:57,951 --> 00:37:00,217 (Gaz) I need some space, and for once, 846 00:37:00,219 --> 00:37:02,953 I'm leaving the madhouse. 847 00:37:02,955 --> 00:37:03,920 (Gaz screams) 848 00:37:03,922 --> 00:37:06,322 Fuck off! (groaning) 849 00:37:06,324 --> 00:37:07,523 (Vicky) Gary storms out in a rage, 850 00:37:07,525 --> 00:37:09,691 and it's a pretty good fucking thing he does 851 00:37:09,693 --> 00:37:11,159 because there are far too many people 852 00:37:11,161 --> 00:37:14,829 at this party who are seriously mad at him. 853 00:37:18,033 --> 00:37:18,766 Let's craic on. 854 00:37:18,768 --> 00:37:21,235 There's shock-- we've had a house party, 855 00:37:21,237 --> 00:37:22,135 and it's all kicked off. 856 00:37:22,137 --> 00:37:24,904 Hands in the air if you want to party! 857 00:37:24,906 --> 00:37:25,838 (cheering) 858 00:37:25,840 --> 00:37:30,075 Kick-off or no kick-off, I'm getting balls deep tonight. 859 00:37:34,113 --> 00:37:37,315 (Vicky) Where is Scotty T in this massive confrontation? 860 00:37:37,317 --> 00:37:40,117 Sniffing around for fucking fanny. 861 00:37:40,119 --> 00:37:41,718 Nice one, Scott. 862 00:37:50,294 --> 00:37:52,228 This is the angriest I've ever been. 863 00:37:52,230 --> 00:37:54,863 I mean, it just comes over us. 864 00:37:54,865 --> 00:37:56,564 (screaming) 865 00:37:56,566 --> 00:37:59,133 (sniffles) I feel really bad. 866 00:37:59,135 --> 00:38:01,268 (Vicky) You're not gonna faint. No, I'm really gonna faint. 867 00:38:01,270 --> 00:38:03,203 Get her on my bed, get her on my bed. 868 00:38:03,205 --> 00:38:04,470 Ready? One, two, three. 869 00:38:04,472 --> 00:38:06,939 (Vicky) Up she comes, up she comes. Oh, gosh. 870 00:38:06,941 --> 00:38:08,807 It's all right, I've got her. 871 00:38:09,475 --> 00:38:12,743 (Scott) So Gaz has left the house, Dan's on naniji 872 00:38:12,745 --> 00:38:14,277 and she won't even fucking bang him, 873 00:38:14,279 --> 00:38:17,046 so Scotty T's left to clean up. 874 00:38:30,126 --> 00:38:32,160 I thought Scott had wing-manned us, 875 00:38:32,162 --> 00:38:33,427 pulling one of Lindsay's friends. 876 00:38:33,429 --> 00:38:38,031 It turns out he's pulling all the party stragglers. 877 00:38:38,033 --> 00:38:39,999 That kind of hurts. 878 00:38:41,234 --> 00:38:42,133 (Dan chuckles) 879 00:38:42,135 --> 00:38:43,868 (Dan) While Scott's going around giving his number 880 00:38:43,870 --> 00:38:47,938 to random birds, I'm gonna take Lindsay off to bed. 881 00:38:51,008 --> 00:38:54,143 Fuck, Scotty T's been caught red-handed 882 00:38:54,145 --> 00:38:56,278 doing a bit of multitasking. 883 00:38:58,614 --> 00:39:01,082 (Dan) Looks like Scott's overstretched himself, 884 00:39:01,084 --> 00:39:03,284 and he's blocked his own cock. 885 00:39:03,286 --> 00:39:05,252 #Nightmare. 886 00:39:08,022 --> 00:39:10,823 (Vicky) Charlotte seems to have sustained a bit of an injury, 887 00:39:10,825 --> 00:39:12,024 and her ankle is a little bit swollen. 888 00:39:12,026 --> 00:39:14,159 (Holly) Obviously, everybody knows that I'm really 889 00:39:14,161 --> 00:39:16,227 into being a nurse, but the only thing 890 00:39:16,229 --> 00:39:18,963 I can find is turkey dinosaurs. 891 00:39:18,965 --> 00:39:20,464 (Vicky) This isn't the party that we planned. 892 00:39:20,466 --> 00:39:22,432 I just thought it might get past the hour mark 893 00:39:22,434 --> 00:39:24,434 before it transcended into complete 894 00:39:24,436 --> 00:39:27,069 and utter fucking anarchy. 895 00:39:29,739 --> 00:39:30,705 Love you. 896 00:39:30,707 --> 00:39:31,639 I'm gonna call it a night. 897 00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:35,209 Rocky's off for 12 rounds with Wonder Woman. 898 00:39:35,211 --> 00:39:36,877 Lucky girl. 899 00:39:36,879 --> 00:39:40,847 ¶ 900 00:39:40,849 --> 00:39:43,216 So I've got rid of the hangers-on at the party, 901 00:39:43,218 --> 00:39:46,152 and I think, right, now the tunes are off. 902 00:39:46,154 --> 00:39:47,853 Now, it's time to get me to bed. 903 00:39:47,855 --> 00:39:51,056 Joel, just bloody give us some loving. 904 00:39:58,030 --> 00:39:59,764 I've grafted with Lindsay all night. 905 00:39:59,766 --> 00:40:01,132 I've played all my cards right. 906 00:40:01,134 --> 00:40:04,235 I've been a total gentlemen, and hopefully now, 907 00:40:04,237 --> 00:40:06,003 it's time to seal the deal. 908 00:40:08,072 --> 00:40:10,339 What a lifesaver. 909 00:40:17,847 --> 00:40:18,947 (Charlotte sobs) 910 00:40:18,949 --> 00:40:22,717 (Charlotte) I can't believe he would do this in front of my face 911 00:40:22,719 --> 00:40:24,452 when I'm just so angry. 912 00:40:24,454 --> 00:40:26,921 He's just destroyed us as a person, 913 00:40:26,923 --> 00:40:28,722 and I hate him for it. 914 00:40:28,724 --> 00:40:29,289 (sniffles) 915 00:40:29,291 --> 00:40:31,557 (James) I think it's finally sunk into Gaz 916 00:40:31,559 --> 00:40:34,259 just exactly how Charlotte feels, 917 00:40:34,261 --> 00:40:35,793 and it's about fucking time. 918 00:40:35,795 --> 00:40:40,330 (Charlotte) I feel like slowly, but surely, he's broke us down. 919 00:40:40,332 --> 00:40:42,165 It took us so much courage 920 00:40:42,167 --> 00:40:44,534 to tell him that I was in love with him, 921 00:40:44,536 --> 00:40:48,137 and he still goes on the way he does. 922 00:40:48,139 --> 00:40:51,907 I feel like he's just destroyed us. 923 00:40:51,909 --> 00:40:53,041 Ow! 924 00:40:53,043 --> 00:40:55,376 (James) Charlotte couldn't have picked a worse person 925 00:40:55,378 --> 00:40:56,243 to fall in love with. 926 00:40:56,245 --> 00:40:59,479 Everyone knows that Gaz is about one thing, 927 00:40:59,481 --> 00:41:00,346 and that's banging. 928 00:41:00,348 --> 00:41:02,381 He doesn't do relationships. 929 00:41:02,383 --> 00:41:03,815 I hope that he's gone forever. 930 00:41:03,817 --> 00:41:07,251 I don't ever want to see him again. 931 00:41:07,253 --> 00:41:08,385 Everything was going brilliantly, 932 00:41:08,387 --> 00:41:12,422 but now Gary's left, Charlotte's foot's probably broken. 933 00:41:12,424 --> 00:41:13,489 I don't know how the fuck 934 00:41:13,491 --> 00:41:17,259 Charlotte and Gary can ever be friends again. 935 00:41:17,261 --> 00:41:18,426 ¶ Everyone's here to party 936 00:41:18,428 --> 00:41:21,028 ¶ If you want to go wild, if you want to go wild ¶ 937 00:41:21,030 --> 00:41:22,262 ¶ Everyone's here to party 938 00:41:22,264 --> 00:41:24,564 ¶ If you want to go wild, if you want to go ¶ 939 00:41:24,566 --> 00:41:25,932 ¶ Everyone's here to party 940 00:41:25,934 --> 00:41:28,401 ¶ If you want to go wild, if you want to go wild ¶ 941 00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:30,002 ¶ Everyone's here to party 942 00:41:30,004 --> 00:41:31,970 ¶ Let's party, party 943 00:41:31,972 --> 00:41:33,871 ¶ Let's party, party 944 00:41:33,873 --> 00:41:35,505 ¶ Get Geordie, Geordie 945 00:41:35,507 --> 00:41:38,074 ¶ Let's party hard 946 00:41:38,076 --> 00:41:40,209 ¶