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Geordie Shore is back!
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What the hell is gonna
happen this time?
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Geordie Tours.
Where?
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Across Europe.
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Yes!
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What happens on tour
stays on tour!
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Bring on
the fuckin' carnage.
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Hardcore double sex.
Dust this, buck that.
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I don't know whether he's gonna
slap his cock in me hands
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or propose to us.
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Time I walked away.
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Fuck off!
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Whoa. Psycho Charlotte
is back.
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Last night's behavior was
completely unacceptable.
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Gary's golden boy
in Anna's eyes.
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I'm sure he's buckin' her.
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Who invited fuckin'
Grandmother Willow
to the party, like?
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The cock could have been
inserted into the fairy hole
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for like a couple of seconds.
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High fives all around.
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I should have a degree
in pullin' women.
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I am a Geordie girl
with a VIP edge.
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If you look up "pulling"
in the dictionary,
my name's next to it.
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I've never kissed anyone
without a six-pack.
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Get me in this house 'cause
I'm gonna tear the place up.
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I could talk the back legs
off a donkey.
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Got the looks, got the charm,
it just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got double Fs.
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The hardest graft I've ever
done is doing me hair.
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"Geordie Shore"!
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Last night I'm in
a proper whirlie
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and had some
hot tub action.
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I don't want her doing
the walk of shame
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so I'm gonna
sneak her out early.
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So I'm waking up
and I feel sick,
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and I look to the side
and I'm in Scotty T's bed
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and I'm like,
"Fuck, oh, not again."
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I didn't sleep with Holly.
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We just had a bit
of fun, as usual.
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She's a good mate of mine.
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My breakup with Ricci
is still really fresh
in my mind.
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Me head's all over the shop
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and I just don't know
what I would say to him
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if I spoke to him.
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With Charlotte out of the house,
it does feel so quiet.
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And even though I had
a free pass last night,
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it just didn't feel right.
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Morning, guys.
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Scott hasn't listened
to any of me advice.
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He ran and got straight
in bed with Holly.
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Don't come crying
to me, Scott,
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when it all goes tits up.
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Like really badly afterwards?
I thought it was inevitable.
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Personally I think
it's a little bit sad,
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but not as sad as
Dan and his grandma.
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Oh, no, lad.
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No, no, it sort of happened
but it sort of didn't, but--
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As usual, everybody
wants to know
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what Casanova got
up to last night,
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but a real gentleman
never tells.
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Well, maybe
just a little bit.
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No, it was inserted.
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"Inserted"?
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What is he,
a fuckin' tampon?
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(Vicky laughing)
Hi again.
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Hi.
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Oh, hi, Vicky.
Hi, Char.
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Anna's allowed us to
come back into the house.
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Buzzin'.
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Although I do miss
Charlotte,
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her coming back this soon
is the last thing I expected.
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Only now our hope is
she's sorted herself out,
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'cause the last thing I want
is to get back in that ring
with her.
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Have you thought about
what you've done?
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Yeah.
You little
fuckin' psycho.
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I've walked back
in the house
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and I'm so relieved
that Gary isn't there.
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I need to find out
from the others
what's been happening.
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Holly shagged Scott.
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I never--
Yes, you did.
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I was just vigor--
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Like, you know, when you
bounce him in your mouth.
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Oh, it went in.
Like, it felt like
a couple of seconds.
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What have you been doing?
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Shaggin' his ma.
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Scott inserted his penis
into Holly's vagina
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and Dan shagged a GILF?
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Obviously the buckin'
master must have pulled.
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A free pass night
and he didn't pull?
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Ha ha ha ha ha!
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Everybody knows you're
into him a bad ways
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and everyone knows
that you and Gary argue.
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And sometimes it gets
very, very heated.
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We just have to work
out why you keep
acting this way--
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'Cause I was jealous.
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You were jealous?
Yeah.
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Whilst I've been gone,
I've been thinking a lot
about what I've done
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and I know I need to go up
to Gary and apologize
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because I feel
so awful about it.
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Hi.
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Yeah.
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Thanks.
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I'm happy to see you.
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Okay.
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Hope he washes his cock
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after dipping it in
Holly's sewage pipe.
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Charlotte walks in.
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It's not only a relief
to see her,
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it's a relief to see her
not holding a fuckin' lamp
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and actually
coming in peace.
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You know,
I'm sorry, you know.
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No, no, I really am sorry.
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Like, I didn't ever mean
the light for you
to hit you in the face.
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I'm over the moon
Charlotte's apologized
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and she's actually
remorseful.
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However, I think now
I need to keep me distance,
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as I cannot have that
happen again.
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I'm sorry, I shouldn't have
thrown the light off your head.
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It won't happen again,
I won't get jealous anymore.
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For the first time ever
I actually had her admit
that she was jealous.
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Is this a new thing?
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¶
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(telephone ringing)
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Phone.
Telephone!
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Phone calls
mean one thing:
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fuckin' work.
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Gary.
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Mm-hmm.
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Again?
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(chuckles)
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You're fuckin' kidding.
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Anna calls,
I'm off to Barcelona.
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By the time I finish
it might as well be called
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Barce-fuckin'-boner.
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¶
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You thought Prague
was good, or Amsterdam,
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Anna got back to us, we're
going to Barcelona tomorrow.
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Really?
Really?
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So while we're in
the Geordie Shore house,
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Anna's sent us across Europe
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to work for her company
that's called Geordie Tours.
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Like, Prague and Amsterdam,
like, oh, it's stag and hen dos.
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Barcelona is such a nice--
it'll be fuckin' mint.
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Because we're going
to Barcelona,
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we need to do
Spanish lessons.
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And I'm gonna take Vicky
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because she is very
intelligent, just like me.
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¿Cómo están?
¿Cómo están?
Hola.
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Muy bien.
Me llamo Diego.
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Me llamo
Charlotte.
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Charlotte.
Me llamo Vicky.
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Vicky, Vicky,
nice to meet you, guys.
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We're at the lesson,
and there's a lot
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I need to learn
before tomorrow,
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so game face on,
it's time to study.
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How would you talk
to a guy in Spanish?
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What would you say?
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What would you say?
Come on.
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¿Qué tal, Diego?
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Curiously I think
it's more likely
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that Gary's gonna
come out as bisexual
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than Charlotte's
gonna be bilingual
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by the end of this
fuckin' lesson.
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She's an absolute
nightmare.
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If you say "I want to
have sex with you",
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it's quiero tener sexo.
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Quiero tener...
Quiero tener,
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so it's...
Quiero tener...
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Quiero tener sexo.
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If you put contigo in the end,
it's "with you".
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Quiero tener sexo
contigo.
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I am so good at Spanish
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me old Spanish teacher
Mr. Flores
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would be so proud of us.
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You know what, Diego,
I can't do the rude ones
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and that's all
we need to know.
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How would you say
"cock capturers"?
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Capturadores del pene.
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Twat?
Sex right now
in the anus?
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Ball bag.
Blow jobs.
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Meterlo en mi boca.
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Dillhole.
Skinny prick.
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Deep vaginal
drilling.
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Sexo bien adentro
como un taladrillo.
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Huevón.
Huevón.
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Huevón. Yeah.
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What's "huevón"?
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"You fuckin' idiot",
like, uh, "you twat".
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You got to really
shout that one.
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Huevón!
No. Huevón!
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Huevón!
There you go.
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I leave Spanish lesson
feeling so Spanish.
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Adiós.
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I can't believe we've got
to be up at 5:00 AM
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to go to Barcelona, so
there's no clubbing tonight.
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It's straight to bed,
early night for everyone.
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¶
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I can't wait
to hit Barcelona.
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The buckin' squad need to get
their international wings.
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Why the fuck
is it still dark?
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I feel as though
I've only been asleep
for five fuckin' minutes.
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Well, the fuckin' tour
of Europe continues.
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But it is far too
fuckin' early, though.
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I cannot wait to meet
some Spanish birds.
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¿Cómo te llama?
Me llamo Scotty T.
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and I wanna buck you.
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Every place we've been to
in Geordie Tours
has been shit.
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In Amsterdam
I slept with Gary.
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We fell out in Prague,
and back in Newcastle
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I flung a lamp in his face.
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What the fuck is gonna
happen in Barcelona?
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We're all packin', we're all
getting ready to go to Barcelona
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and I think this is
the perfect time
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to test Holly on some
of our Spanish phrases.
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We learned proper
wicked things that
we're actually gonna use.
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Like what now?
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Capturadores
del pene.
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Cock capturers?
Yep.
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Cock capturers,
well done.
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So Vicky and Charlotte are
testing me on Spanish phrases
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and I can't actually
believe how good I am.
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Tiro en mi boca.
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Does that mean "I want
to suck you off"?
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Yeah!
(screams)
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How the hell
did you know that?
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So if you learn
nothing else, Holly,
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make sure
you learn that one.
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Holly is getting all
of the answers right.
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I think the cock capturers
are single, bilingual,
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ready to mingle!
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Condoms, check;
lube, check;
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passport, check.
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Let's fuck off,
get on that plane
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and get on to Spain.
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Fuckin' right, boys.
Let's have it.
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Barcelona,
here we fuckin' go.
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¶ Barcelona, Barcelona
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I know I should be
excited for Barcelona
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but all I can think
about is Ricci.
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Right now I feel like
I really do just want
to fuckin' get drunk.
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Vicky's thinking
about Ricci,
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Charlotte's
thinking about Gaz.
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Which leaves Holly
with Scott.
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I find him attractive
and I do fancy him
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and I think he's
a lovely person,
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but I would never, ever
want anything more. Never.
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Everyone thinks I'm starting
to fall for Scotty T.,
250
00:10:57,988 --> 00:11:00,588
but they just don't
understand I only get with him
251
00:11:00,590 --> 00:11:02,222
when there's no other
options.
252
00:11:02,224 --> 00:11:03,723
Barcelona!
253
00:11:03,725 --> 00:11:04,890
Whoo!
Whoo!
254
00:11:04,892 --> 00:11:09,694
¶
255
00:11:13,398 --> 00:11:16,900
Turbulence.
Hey, turbulence!
256
00:11:18,102 --> 00:11:19,302
Are you excited?
257
00:11:19,304 --> 00:11:20,403
Yeah, I can't wait.
258
00:11:20,405 --> 00:11:25,408
Just keep your mind
off that certain one.
259
00:11:25,410 --> 00:11:26,475
Yeah.
Good.
260
00:11:26,477 --> 00:11:29,444
We're on the plane to Barcelona
and Vicky's telling us
261
00:11:29,446 --> 00:11:31,012
how she's gonna
keep us away from Gary
262
00:11:31,014 --> 00:11:32,913
'cause she doesn't want us
to get hurt again.
263
00:11:32,915 --> 00:11:36,783
Let's just drink and
have fun and forget it.
264
00:11:36,785 --> 00:11:38,117
Yeah.
265
00:11:39,786 --> 00:11:40,752
Yeah.
266
00:11:40,754 --> 00:11:42,620
Vicky's telling us
to stay away from Gary,
267
00:11:42,622 --> 00:11:46,657
but as much as I try it just
never works out that way.
268
00:11:49,260 --> 00:11:51,394
¶
269
00:11:51,396 --> 00:11:53,462
Geordie Shore
back on tour,
270
00:11:53,464 --> 00:11:56,765
round three in Barcelona.
271
00:12:03,005 --> 00:12:04,905
Oh, my God!
272
00:12:04,907 --> 00:12:06,106
It's a restaurant?
273
00:12:06,108 --> 00:12:07,807
So we get to where
we're staying,
274
00:12:07,809 --> 00:12:09,742
and it's a big
fuck-off villa.
275
00:12:09,744 --> 00:12:11,343
After staying on
a canal boat in Amsterdam,
276
00:12:11,345 --> 00:12:14,245
this villa looks like
fuckin' Buckingham Palace.
277
00:12:14,247 --> 00:12:15,246
(screaming)
278
00:12:15,248 --> 00:12:16,547
It's got about
nine bedrooms,
279
00:12:16,549 --> 00:12:19,216
it's got a swimming pool,
it's got a Jacuzzi,
280
00:12:19,218 --> 00:12:21,017
and so many crazy chairs
281
00:12:21,019 --> 00:12:23,686
I feel like I'm in
a porn film.
282
00:12:23,688 --> 00:12:25,487
Oh, my God!
283
00:12:25,489 --> 00:12:27,088
It is absolutely amazin'.
284
00:12:27,090 --> 00:12:28,355
But the lads are
nowhere to be seen.
285
00:12:28,357 --> 00:12:29,522
They're probably
somewhere arguing
286
00:12:29,524 --> 00:12:32,525
over who's gonna buck who
and where they're gonna
fuckin' do it.
287
00:12:32,527 --> 00:12:34,059
I think this may be
the shag pad.
288
00:12:34,061 --> 00:12:36,027
I've never seen so many
rooms I want to christen
289
00:12:36,029 --> 00:12:37,895
and I haven't even
been outside yet.
290
00:12:37,897 --> 00:12:41,431
Anna must be absolutely mental
letting us stay here.
291
00:12:41,433 --> 00:12:43,866
Shit!
This is mint.
292
00:12:43,868 --> 00:12:45,434
Oh, my God,
what's in here?
293
00:12:45,436 --> 00:12:47,335
Sorted.
294
00:12:52,808 --> 00:12:54,542
What are you gonna do now
that Charlotte's back?
295
00:12:54,544 --> 00:12:57,177
Like, what's happening,
Gaz? What's going on?
296
00:12:57,179 --> 00:12:58,945
So I'm talking to Gaz
at the pool,
297
00:12:58,947 --> 00:13:00,146
and I just want to make sure
298
00:13:00,148 --> 00:13:01,480
that that is it
with him and Charlotte.
299
00:13:01,482 --> 00:13:04,249
I don't want him
to hurt her anymore.
300
00:13:06,719 --> 00:13:07,852
That's the--
that's the conver--
301
00:13:07,854 --> 00:13:09,019
I think you just
got to tell her,
302
00:13:09,021 --> 00:13:11,521
like, to be honest,
she is single and
she will go out
303
00:13:11,523 --> 00:13:15,024
but while you're here
you're on her mind too.
304
00:13:15,026 --> 00:13:16,325
I mean, it's like
you go into her bed.
305
00:13:16,327 --> 00:13:19,828
Speaking to Sophie
always helps 'cause she
understands my point of view
306
00:13:19,830 --> 00:13:21,796
and Charlotte's point of view,
she has from the start.
307
00:13:21,798 --> 00:13:25,266
All she said is the bed sharing
has to stop, and I agree.
308
00:13:25,268 --> 00:13:28,102
No bed sharing and
a lot less contact.
309
00:13:28,104 --> 00:13:30,237
She said she doesn't
want to feel a lot worse.
310
00:13:30,239 --> 00:13:33,340
Fuckin' right,
Barcelona!
311
00:13:36,010 --> 00:13:38,678
I've never been so happy
to see Dan.
312
00:13:38,680 --> 00:13:39,812
That was getting
way too serious.
313
00:13:39,814 --> 00:13:43,148
I've only been in Barcelona
two minutes for fuck's sake.
314
00:13:43,150 --> 00:13:45,250
This is fuckin' crazy.
315
00:13:45,252 --> 00:13:48,253
Fuck me, me Jacobs
have gone to Tic-Tacs.
316
00:13:48,255 --> 00:13:50,688
This pool is not heated.
317
00:13:50,690 --> 00:13:51,355
Ha ha! Goobers.
318
00:13:51,357 --> 00:13:53,290
Let's test it
again, Dan.
319
00:13:53,292 --> 00:13:55,759
(laughter)
320
00:13:56,627 --> 00:13:58,961
It's not funny anymore.
321
00:14:02,398 --> 00:14:07,001
What's going on with
Charlotte and Gary?
322
00:14:08,803 --> 00:14:10,236
So while everyone's
unpacking,
323
00:14:10,238 --> 00:14:12,471
I decide that I need to
have a word with Scotty
324
00:14:12,473 --> 00:14:14,239
because I'm just getting
sick and tired
325
00:14:14,241 --> 00:14:15,840
of everyone saying
that I'm falling for him,
326
00:14:15,842 --> 00:14:19,343
and I just hope that he
understands that I'm not.
327
00:14:19,345 --> 00:14:20,544
So Holly's grabbed me
for a chat
328
00:14:20,546 --> 00:14:23,113
and she says she wants to
talk about Gaz and Charlotte,
329
00:14:23,115 --> 00:14:25,949
but I know that she really
just wants to talk about me.
330
00:14:25,951 --> 00:14:28,284
Hashtag #heartthrob.
331
00:14:30,920 --> 00:14:34,756
I mean, if we're both drunk
and we don't pull anybody else.
332
00:14:36,258 --> 00:14:38,092
Yeah, exactly.
333
00:14:40,328 --> 00:14:41,961
The relationship
between me and Scott
334
00:14:41,963 --> 00:14:43,996
compared to Gary and Charlotte
is completely different
335
00:14:43,998 --> 00:14:47,866
'cause from day one Gary and
Charlotte have been in love
with each other,
336
00:14:47,868 --> 00:14:50,368
but me and Scotty,
it's just a bit of fun.
337
00:14:50,370 --> 00:14:51,936
You only want
what you can't have,
338
00:14:51,938 --> 00:14:54,505
that's why me and James
went the way that we went
339
00:14:54,507 --> 00:14:58,408
and that's why Gaz and
Charlotte went the way
that they went.
340
00:14:58,410 --> 00:15:04,614
And that's why me and you
have completely just stayed,
like, normal 'cause--
341
00:15:05,315 --> 00:15:06,348
Me and Holly are talking,
342
00:15:06,350 --> 00:15:07,716
and have came
to the conclusion
343
00:15:07,718 --> 00:15:09,918
that we're not gonna turn out
like her and James
344
00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:12,387
or Charlotte and Gaz
and that we're just mates
345
00:15:12,389 --> 00:15:16,324
and everything's kosh.
Drop your pants.
346
00:15:18,427 --> 00:15:20,428
We've been in Barcelona
five minutes
347
00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,863
and already I can
hear the phone ringing.
348
00:15:22,865 --> 00:15:26,766
I bet it's Anna.
Fuckin' bitch.
349
00:15:29,736 --> 00:15:30,435
Oh, really?
350
00:15:30,437 --> 00:15:32,904
Anna's rang, and she
wants me to go to work.
351
00:15:32,906 --> 00:15:38,609
Obviously this means
she's forgiven us
for wreckin' the house.
352
00:15:42,347 --> 00:15:45,182
Right, okay.
353
00:15:45,184 --> 00:15:46,149
What's the job?
354
00:15:46,151 --> 00:15:48,885
To show a big group
of stags Barcelona.
355
00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:50,887
I can't help but think
that if Ricci was here
356
00:15:50,889 --> 00:15:54,991
he'd have a major problem
with us spending time
with all these lads.
357
00:15:54,993 --> 00:15:57,693
Get changed,
let's go.
358
00:15:57,695 --> 00:15:59,728
Okay.
359
00:16:05,301 --> 00:16:07,869
Vicky and Charlotte have gone
off to do a sightseeing tour.
360
00:16:07,871 --> 00:16:11,772
I have decided to take
the rest of the house
on my version.
361
00:16:11,774 --> 00:16:12,639
What's this?
362
00:16:12,641 --> 00:16:14,407
These are the cars,
two to each one,
363
00:16:14,409 --> 00:16:16,409
and just blast
around Barcelona.
364
00:16:16,411 --> 00:16:19,011
Let's go, bitches!
365
00:16:19,013 --> 00:16:21,880
Only us, to tour a city
like Barcelona,
366
00:16:21,882 --> 00:16:24,048
would jump in a little fuckin'
three-wheeler yellow car
367
00:16:24,050 --> 00:16:27,951
with stupid helmets on
and drive around like tits.
368
00:16:27,953 --> 00:16:31,287
¶
369
00:16:31,856 --> 00:16:36,793
We're driving around in little
yellow fuckin' noddy cars
370
00:16:36,795 --> 00:16:37,794
and I could hardly fit in it.
371
00:16:37,796 --> 00:16:41,798
It's like a giraffe trying to
get into a fuckin' budgie cage.
372
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:43,366
Let's go.
373
00:16:44,067 --> 00:16:46,401
(horn honking)
374
00:16:46,403 --> 00:16:48,403
These yellow cars
are the best way
375
00:16:48,405 --> 00:16:51,339
to check out
the Barcelona talent.
376
00:16:54,376 --> 00:16:56,043
You can get
the wind in your hair,
377
00:16:56,045 --> 00:16:57,544
you can wave at the locals.
378
00:16:57,546 --> 00:16:59,812
I'm a better driver
than all of youse.
379
00:16:59,814 --> 00:17:01,547
This is mint.
I want one of these cars
380
00:17:01,549 --> 00:17:04,616
to take back to Newcastle
and have a tour.
381
00:17:08,220 --> 00:17:10,321
¶
382
00:17:10,323 --> 00:17:13,957
I'm standing outside this great
big cathedral with Charlotte
383
00:17:13,959 --> 00:17:15,425
and I should be excited,
384
00:17:15,427 --> 00:17:17,427
but I'm just nervous
at the prospect
385
00:17:17,429 --> 00:17:19,228
of spending time
with all these lads.
386
00:17:19,230 --> 00:17:21,230
Pretty good church.
387
00:17:21,232 --> 00:17:23,966
Bet they've got
a canny good Mass.
388
00:17:23,968 --> 00:17:26,034
I don't know,
but I smell fart.
389
00:17:26,036 --> 00:17:28,469
Me and Vicky are waiting
for the stags
390
00:17:28,471 --> 00:17:29,470
and we're feeling nervous,
391
00:17:29,472 --> 00:17:33,040
but we know that the stags
are probably gonna be ugly
392
00:17:33,042 --> 00:17:37,310
'cause Anna never finds
a decent bunch of lads.
393
00:17:37,312 --> 00:17:40,112
¶
394
00:17:44,117 --> 00:17:45,617
Until I walk around the corner
395
00:17:45,619 --> 00:17:50,888
and there's, like,
there's at least four
or five average ones.
396
00:17:50,890 --> 00:17:52,422
This is gonna be
a good fuckin' day
397
00:17:52,424 --> 00:17:56,726
and the only sight I want to
be showing them is me fanny.
398
00:17:57,060 --> 00:17:57,959
Yeah.
Congratulations.
399
00:17:57,961 --> 00:17:59,327
Thanks very much.
As the saying goes,
400
00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:00,728
the best way
to get over someone
401
00:18:00,730 --> 00:18:01,829
is to get under
someone else
402
00:18:01,831 --> 00:18:04,031
and there's plenty choice
here for Charlotte.
403
00:18:04,033 --> 00:18:05,032
Fill your boots, pet.
404
00:18:05,034 --> 00:18:07,768
Basically I heard
youse wanted to see
some sights.
405
00:18:07,770 --> 00:18:10,370
There's the sights,
you've seen it.
406
00:18:10,372 --> 00:18:11,537
Shall we just go
and get pissed?
407
00:18:11,539 --> 00:18:15,340
Yes? Fuckin'
brilliant. Come on.
408
00:18:15,342 --> 00:18:17,909
So we show them this
great big massive church
409
00:18:17,911 --> 00:18:18,976
that's right in front of us,
410
00:18:18,978 --> 00:18:21,144
and say "Let's go
to the fuckin' bar"
411
00:18:21,146 --> 00:18:25,348
'cause that's where all of
the good stuff happens.
412
00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,216
In here.
413
00:18:27,218 --> 00:18:28,317
To Ed.
414
00:18:28,319 --> 00:18:29,251
To Ed and Nora.
415
00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:30,585
Ed and Nora!
Yeah!
416
00:18:30,587 --> 00:18:33,754
(man)
Let's get
fuckin' shitfaced.
417
00:18:34,088 --> 00:18:36,022
Ed, Ed, Ed, Ed,
Ed, Ed, Ed!
418
00:18:36,024 --> 00:18:39,825
I've never been to a stag do
because I haven't got a cock,
419
00:18:39,827 --> 00:18:45,530
but even I know
that a good stag do
means drinking games.
420
00:18:45,532 --> 00:18:47,765
The boys are making it
really complicated
421
00:18:47,767 --> 00:18:49,399
with all these
fuckin' rules and stuff.
422
00:18:49,401 --> 00:18:52,435
One fuckin' rule even says
you can't fuckin' swear.
423
00:18:52,437 --> 00:18:54,036
Absolutely
fuckin' ridiculous.
424
00:18:54,038 --> 00:18:55,003
Right, let's do this.
425
00:18:55,005 --> 00:18:57,271
These lads don't understand
that in Newcastle
426
00:18:57,273 --> 00:18:59,940
it's all about downin' drinks
and suckin' cock.
427
00:18:59,942 --> 00:19:02,943
¶ Down it, down it,
down it, down it ¶
428
00:19:02,945 --> 00:19:03,977
(cheering)
429
00:19:03,979 --> 00:19:08,147
¶ Down it, down it, down it,
down it, down it, down it ¶
430
00:19:08,149 --> 00:19:08,881
Whoo!
431
00:19:08,883 --> 00:19:11,049
I don't know
what it is.
432
00:19:11,051 --> 00:19:12,817
I didn't know
that was the rule!
433
00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:15,152
The lads are wicked
and I looked to Charlotte
434
00:19:15,154 --> 00:19:18,321
and she just got the biggest
smile on her face.
435
00:19:18,323 --> 00:19:20,089
She is genuinely having fun
436
00:19:20,091 --> 00:19:23,325
and that's when
it clicks-- so am I.
437
00:19:23,327 --> 00:19:25,160
At this point
me and Charlotte
438
00:19:25,162 --> 00:19:27,128
have got a new game
to play, okay?
439
00:19:27,130 --> 00:19:29,897
You need to go to the toilet
and take everything off
440
00:19:29,899 --> 00:19:31,431
but your underwear.
441
00:19:31,433 --> 00:19:32,298
(cheering)
442
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:34,433
It's tradition, everyone knows
if you're the stag
443
00:19:34,435 --> 00:19:38,603
you're gonna get mugged off,
and this was no exception.
444
00:19:40,739 --> 00:19:43,907
It feels so nice to talk
to a group of lads
445
00:19:43,909 --> 00:19:47,010
who aren't just sitting
there fuckin' moaning on
446
00:19:47,012 --> 00:19:49,712
about buckin' and pullin'
and birds and box
447
00:19:49,714 --> 00:19:53,015
and all the rest of
the fuckin' shit banter.
448
00:19:54,450 --> 00:19:55,950
So me and Vicky have
got some cling film
449
00:19:55,952 --> 00:20:00,854
and wrapping him up
and leaving him there
like a little earthworm.
450
00:20:00,856 --> 00:20:03,489
Right, I'm-- I'm just
trying to pat.
451
00:20:03,491 --> 00:20:06,191
Pat it down.
Pat him down.
452
00:20:06,193 --> 00:20:07,458
Stag dos are up there
453
00:20:07,460 --> 00:20:10,961
with some of the best dos
you can ever have.
454
00:20:11,796 --> 00:20:13,029
Eddie, your pants
are here.
455
00:20:13,031 --> 00:20:14,130
It's only right
that the stag
456
00:20:14,132 --> 00:20:17,133
gets tortured like a victim
on his stag do.
457
00:20:17,135 --> 00:20:20,035
Congratulations, pal.
458
00:20:24,507 --> 00:20:26,508
This day couldn't be
going any better.
459
00:20:26,510 --> 00:20:29,944
I will not be wiping
the smile off my face
460
00:20:29,946 --> 00:20:32,813
until...
461
00:20:32,815 --> 00:20:34,381
they come on it?
462
00:20:35,282 --> 00:20:36,915
I had such
a good time.
463
00:20:36,917 --> 00:20:38,950
Me and Vicky have had
the best day ever
464
00:20:38,952 --> 00:20:41,886
and I can tell that
Barcelona is looking up.
465
00:20:41,888 --> 00:20:44,188
You remember how much
fun we used to have?
466
00:20:44,190 --> 00:20:47,891
Let's go and have
more fun tonight.
Come on.
467
00:20:47,893 --> 00:20:48,892
Yes!
Come on!
468
00:20:48,894 --> 00:20:50,393
It's all about
the fun!
469
00:20:50,395 --> 00:20:51,994
It's all about the fun!
470
00:20:51,996 --> 00:20:54,029
And the booty!
471
00:21:05,074 --> 00:21:06,107
(groans)
472
00:21:06,109 --> 00:21:09,076
So we're all in Barcelona
and the lads have decided
473
00:21:09,078 --> 00:21:11,311
to go out minus the girls.
474
00:21:12,980 --> 00:21:15,815
The food and the waitresses
are fuckin' mint,
475
00:21:15,817 --> 00:21:17,383
so I thought
just the boys will go
476
00:21:17,385 --> 00:21:19,885
and get some free drinks.
477
00:21:19,887 --> 00:21:21,786
It's not often we let
Dan plan anything.
478
00:21:21,788 --> 00:21:24,121
Tonight he's like, "Look, lads,
I've got a wicked bar,
479
00:21:24,123 --> 00:21:26,189
free drinks,
there's fit waitresses."
480
00:21:26,191 --> 00:21:28,224
My thought is let's give
this boy a chance.
481
00:21:28,226 --> 00:21:30,526
Tonight, Dan,
it's on you.
482
00:21:30,528 --> 00:21:34,162
¶
483
00:21:36,798 --> 00:21:38,064
The lads were already
on their way out,
484
00:21:38,066 --> 00:21:40,166
now it's time for the girls
to plan our night out
485
00:21:40,168 --> 00:21:41,867
and me and Charlotte
can fill Sophie in
486
00:21:41,869 --> 00:21:43,235
on the craic
about all the stags.
487
00:21:43,237 --> 00:21:44,469
What happened
at the do, then?
488
00:21:44,471 --> 00:21:47,472
Amazing. Best day
I've ever had.
489
00:21:47,474 --> 00:21:48,906
Right. I want
to know more.
490
00:21:48,908 --> 00:21:52,075
I've had such a good day
at work, and meeting the stags
491
00:21:52,077 --> 00:21:53,342
has totally taken
me mind off Gary.
492
00:21:53,344 --> 00:21:56,244
Just the type of people
who I've not have
gone out with--
493
00:21:56,246 --> 00:21:57,445
Bang on.
Had such a laugh.
494
00:21:57,447 --> 00:21:58,746
And we didn't want
to come home.
495
00:21:58,748 --> 00:22:01,415
So hearing that Charlotte's met
a new group of lads is great
496
00:22:01,417 --> 00:22:04,050
'cause she's finding it hard
to be around Gary right now,
497
00:22:04,052 --> 00:22:09,588
and if this keeps her mind
off that bloody parsnip
then boom!
498
00:22:13,392 --> 00:22:14,925
But, like...
499
00:22:16,527 --> 00:22:19,195
Good, that's
what you need.
500
00:22:19,197 --> 00:22:20,396
It's our first night out
in Barcelona
501
00:22:20,398 --> 00:22:24,400
and we're gonna hit that city
like we're fuckin' mad at it.
502
00:22:28,772 --> 00:22:29,438
You know what, youse?
503
00:22:29,440 --> 00:22:31,907
I say, 'cause we're having
a night out with the girls,
504
00:22:31,909 --> 00:22:34,242
let's forget
all about the lads
505
00:22:34,244 --> 00:22:35,243
and from this point on,
506
00:22:35,245 --> 00:22:37,445
anyone who mentions
one of their names...
507
00:22:37,447 --> 00:22:38,913
Drinks!
...has to down
a drink.
508
00:22:38,915 --> 00:22:40,915
Sounds pretty simple and
straightforward, right?
509
00:22:40,917 --> 00:22:43,117
You think, "Oh,
how can you go wrong?"
510
00:22:43,119 --> 00:22:45,919
Put it this way: we all
ended up fuckin' mortal.
511
00:22:45,921 --> 00:22:48,054
Like, I get upset now
with James
512
00:22:48,056 --> 00:22:49,455
because the fact that--
513
00:22:49,457 --> 00:22:50,589
Aah! Down it!
514
00:22:50,591 --> 00:22:54,960
¶ Down it, down it,
down it, down it! ¶
515
00:22:54,962 --> 00:22:57,195
The first person
to mention him was me.
516
00:22:57,197 --> 00:22:59,330
To the fuckin' wanker.
517
00:22:59,332 --> 00:23:00,397
To the wanker!
518
00:23:00,399 --> 00:23:04,300
Fuck's sake, tequila down
me neck, mortal already.
519
00:23:06,469 --> 00:23:08,636
¶
520
00:23:08,638 --> 00:23:09,336
First night in Barcelona
521
00:23:09,338 --> 00:23:11,404
and I've been entrusted
to sort the venue out.
522
00:23:11,406 --> 00:23:13,005
Hopefully the waitresses
will be fit,
523
00:23:13,007 --> 00:23:15,607
otherwise I'm getting
fuckin' ripped.
524
00:23:15,609 --> 00:23:17,275
Hello.
This is crackers.
525
00:23:17,277 --> 00:23:18,709
As soon as we walk in,
526
00:23:18,711 --> 00:23:21,311
I know we've got
the wrong location.
527
00:23:21,313 --> 00:23:23,313
A table for four.
528
00:23:25,516 --> 00:23:29,051
Two kisses? Two words:
Adam's apple and stubble.
529
00:23:29,053 --> 00:23:31,987
Dan, what the hell am I
doing in a tranny bar?
530
00:23:31,989 --> 00:23:33,955
I'm starting to worry
about Dan now.
531
00:23:33,957 --> 00:23:38,292
Bringing me here and the fact
that I'm sharing
a room with him.
532
00:23:38,294 --> 00:23:39,426
Fuck.
533
00:23:39,428 --> 00:23:43,930
I was told that this was
the place to come for girls.
534
00:23:46,300 --> 00:23:50,836
What the fuck? I am never
gonna hear the end of this.
535
00:23:50,838 --> 00:23:52,037
If the food's
not nice,
536
00:23:52,039 --> 00:23:54,539
your night has been
a fuckin' disaster.
537
00:23:54,541 --> 00:23:56,407
Let's drink some beer.
Hi.
538
00:23:56,409 --> 00:23:59,910
Relax, relax.
Darling, relax.
539
00:23:59,912 --> 00:24:00,877
I'm wiggin'.
540
00:24:00,879 --> 00:24:01,744
(laughter)
541
00:24:01,746 --> 00:24:07,015
Fuck me. He's got bigger hands
than all of us put together.
542
00:24:07,449 --> 00:24:11,685
¶ Cha-cha cha-cha
cha-cha cha-cha-cha ¶
543
00:24:11,687 --> 00:24:14,220
Chicas, chicas!
Yes!
544
00:24:14,222 --> 00:24:15,888
To all the chicas.
545
00:24:15,890 --> 00:24:18,156
So me and the girls are
playing a drinking game
546
00:24:18,158 --> 00:24:20,625
where you can't mention
the boys' names.
547
00:24:20,627 --> 00:24:21,726
I'm going to be the sober one
548
00:24:21,728 --> 00:24:25,296
while all them talk about
the boys and get mortal.
549
00:24:25,298 --> 00:24:27,898
I changed for Ricci.
550
00:24:27,900 --> 00:24:29,132
Aaah!
Down it!
551
00:24:29,134 --> 00:24:31,734
I think our crazy little
drinking game has
definitely proved
552
00:24:31,736 --> 00:24:34,236
that we think about
the lads far too much.
553
00:24:34,238 --> 00:24:36,172
To the girls.
To the ladies.
554
00:24:36,174 --> 00:24:38,541
To the girls!
Yeah!
555
00:24:38,543 --> 00:24:41,977
To the Geordie ladies!
Whoo! Yeah!
556
00:24:41,979 --> 00:24:44,112
¶
557
00:24:47,049 --> 00:24:50,184
The entertainment starts and
I don't know what to expect.
558
00:24:50,186 --> 00:24:53,487
Now I know I'm in
a fuckin' drag bar.
559
00:25:00,761 --> 00:25:01,494
Oh, no, no! No!
560
00:25:01,496 --> 00:25:03,963
So Gaz is getting
a bit of a lap dance
561
00:25:03,965 --> 00:25:06,865
of this bloke/bird.
562
00:25:07,366 --> 00:25:09,233
But I think Scott's
getting jealous.
563
00:25:09,235 --> 00:25:12,502
We all know that's
his favorite job.
564
00:25:12,504 --> 00:25:13,603
I love a lap dance.
565
00:25:13,605 --> 00:25:14,870
I just don't need
a lap dance
566
00:25:14,872 --> 00:25:16,972
from a man with
bigger calves than me.
567
00:25:16,974 --> 00:25:19,040
Cheers, Dan.
568
00:25:20,375 --> 00:25:23,377
And for once, they're not
just banging on about fanny
569
00:25:23,379 --> 00:25:27,781
'cause there's fuckin' none
in here, just cock.
570
00:25:29,517 --> 00:25:32,418
To be fair, we've had a laugh
with it, we've got involved,
571
00:25:32,420 --> 00:25:34,586
it has been quite funny,
but enough's enough.
572
00:25:34,588 --> 00:25:36,287
It's time to hook up
with the girls
573
00:25:36,289 --> 00:25:38,422
and go to a proper club.
574
00:25:54,839 --> 00:25:56,940
Everyone's in the club
having a brilliant time.
575
00:25:56,942 --> 00:25:58,141
We're all back
together again,
576
00:25:58,143 --> 00:26:02,145
and I've brought
the news to the lads that
we've invited the stag party.
577
00:26:04,181 --> 00:26:06,916
So Vicky's just told us
that some bunch of lemons
578
00:26:06,918 --> 00:26:08,884
has been invited
to our "family night".
579
00:26:08,886 --> 00:26:10,218
I wonder how
they're gonna react
580
00:26:10,220 --> 00:26:13,187
in the presence
of fuckin' Zeus.
581
00:26:13,189 --> 00:26:14,154
Whoo!
582
00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:17,290
The stags have arrived
with roses for us all,
583
00:26:17,292 --> 00:26:19,258
and I'm already starting
to fancy one of them.
584
00:26:19,260 --> 00:26:21,393
It looks like it's game on
for the cock capturers.
585
00:26:21,395 --> 00:26:25,130
Everyone's together,
but I can see that
our boys are pissed off
586
00:26:25,132 --> 00:26:30,001
because Essex boys walk in
and give the girls a flower.
587
00:26:30,003 --> 00:26:32,203
Are they fuckin' serious?
588
00:26:32,205 --> 00:26:34,371
These boys have actually
just brought us flowers.
589
00:26:34,373 --> 00:26:36,139
Like, I've never ever
had flowers
590
00:26:36,141 --> 00:26:37,907
and if there's a way
to make a girl suck you off
591
00:26:37,909 --> 00:26:40,242
then you've just got to
buy her flowers.
592
00:26:40,244 --> 00:26:44,246
¶
593
00:26:49,452 --> 00:26:51,386
How can one play it
worse and not them?
594
00:26:51,388 --> 00:26:53,588
If it was the other way around
and we brought girls in,
595
00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:57,925
you know for a fact the girls
would have something to say.
596
00:26:57,927 --> 00:27:01,328
¶
597
00:27:05,199 --> 00:27:06,933
So right now
I'm absolutely mortal,
598
00:27:06,935 --> 00:27:11,837
I'm necking on with this boy,
I fuckin' love Barcelona.
599
00:27:11,839 --> 00:27:12,771
Tonight is amazing.
600
00:27:12,773 --> 00:27:14,806
I can honestly say
I'm having the best time.
601
00:27:14,808 --> 00:27:17,475
I have emerged from
my chrysalis of commitment
602
00:27:17,477 --> 00:27:19,710
into this beautiful
social butterfly
603
00:27:19,712 --> 00:27:23,080
downing Jaeger bombs and
dancing on fuckin' tables.
604
00:27:23,082 --> 00:27:24,281
Vicky is back.
605
00:27:24,283 --> 00:27:27,050
Vicky seems to be having
a mint time without Ricci.
606
00:27:27,052 --> 00:27:28,951
I'm seeing a whole
different side of her,
607
00:27:28,953 --> 00:27:30,919
but I wonder how long
it'll last.
608
00:27:30,921 --> 00:27:33,788
So glad that Ricci's
not here to see it,
609
00:27:33,790 --> 00:27:35,823
'cause it would kill him.
610
00:27:35,825 --> 00:27:38,759
I've only gone and pulled
myself a Spanish cougar.
611
00:27:38,761 --> 00:27:41,695
I'm on form with these
MILFs at the moment.
612
00:27:41,697 --> 00:27:44,731
International box diver.
613
00:27:45,933 --> 00:27:49,235
We're on the dance floor,
we meet a couple of
Barcelona students.
614
00:27:49,237 --> 00:27:51,537
Everything goes to plan,
we're necking on with them.
615
00:27:51,539 --> 00:27:52,838
They want to come back
later on.
616
00:27:52,840 --> 00:27:55,340
Wait, there, have I been
talking with a girl
for five minutes
617
00:27:55,342 --> 00:27:57,909
without anyone kicking off?
618
00:28:00,846 --> 00:28:03,080
I am so independent,
619
00:28:03,082 --> 00:28:05,882
and the lad I'm dancing with
is so hot
620
00:28:05,884 --> 00:28:08,918
I think I'm gonna
make a move.
621
00:28:10,020 --> 00:28:12,354
Tonight has cheered
everyone up
622
00:28:12,356 --> 00:28:13,421
just because of cock.
623
00:28:13,423 --> 00:28:14,722
I'm absolutely buzzin'
624
00:28:14,724 --> 00:28:17,391
to see that Charlotte
is starting to move on.
625
00:28:17,393 --> 00:28:19,326
I just hope it's not
just a big act
626
00:28:19,328 --> 00:28:23,863
to try and make Gaz jealous,
'cause that'll not work.
627
00:28:26,166 --> 00:28:28,901
Shock: Charlotte's
fuckin' mortal again.
628
00:28:28,903 --> 00:28:30,135
It's time to take her home.
629
00:28:30,137 --> 00:28:31,269
Definitely no sex
for her tonight.
630
00:28:31,271 --> 00:28:35,373
I'm gonna leave the buck squad
to it, as per fuckin' usual.
631
00:28:35,375 --> 00:28:36,474
¶
632
00:28:36,476 --> 00:28:39,477
One minute I'm necking on
with this gorgeous lad,
633
00:28:39,479 --> 00:28:42,813
and the next I'm being
taken home by Vicky and Sophie?
634
00:28:42,815 --> 00:28:45,215
How the hell did that happen?
635
00:28:45,217 --> 00:28:49,285
¶
636
00:28:52,222 --> 00:28:54,990
Holly's going on about
some lad that she's pulled,
637
00:28:54,992 --> 00:28:58,793
Charlotte's bloody mortal,
the boys are getting with girls.
638
00:28:58,795 --> 00:29:01,662
We may as well be back
in Newcastle.
639
00:29:01,664 --> 00:29:05,265
¶
640
00:29:05,633 --> 00:29:08,201
I'm buzzin', me and Gaz
are taking these birds home,
641
00:29:08,203 --> 00:29:11,737
and I'm gonna give mine
a private Spanish lesson.
642
00:29:12,772 --> 00:29:14,038
(chuckling)
Shh!
643
00:29:14,040 --> 00:29:15,239
So me and Gaz are back
at the house
644
00:29:15,241 --> 00:29:17,341
and we're hoping we can
get these two birds in
645
00:29:17,343 --> 00:29:19,576
without the others
giving us grief.
646
00:29:19,578 --> 00:29:20,877
#ninja.
647
00:29:20,879 --> 00:29:23,112
I'm lying in a villa
on a balcony
648
00:29:23,114 --> 00:29:24,980
on a sun lounger
staring at the stars
649
00:29:24,982 --> 00:29:26,848
and necking on with some bird.
650
00:29:26,850 --> 00:29:29,217
I love Barcelona.
651
00:29:34,223 --> 00:29:36,190
While Gaz is outside
having a cuddle,
652
00:29:36,192 --> 00:29:39,593
I'm straight down
to business. Shock.
653
00:29:43,164 --> 00:29:44,931
Eventually the buckin' squad
654
00:29:44,933 --> 00:29:48,701
have got our
international wings.
655
00:29:52,472 --> 00:29:54,072
Top night.
656
00:30:02,214 --> 00:30:05,749
¶
657
00:30:07,084 --> 00:30:09,018
What a mint first night
in Barcelona.
658
00:30:09,020 --> 00:30:11,353
We all got mortal,
the singles pulled,
659
00:30:11,355 --> 00:30:14,622
and no one kicked off.
Quality.
660
00:30:16,992 --> 00:30:19,093
I had such a good
night last night.
661
00:30:19,095 --> 00:30:20,961
Do you know what?
So did I.
662
00:30:20,963 --> 00:30:24,264
I just can't open
me eyes today.
663
00:30:24,266 --> 00:30:26,366
Last night was
the most stress-free
664
00:30:26,368 --> 00:30:28,835
easy night we've had
in fuckin' years,
665
00:30:28,837 --> 00:30:29,635
and we both pulled.
666
00:30:29,637 --> 00:30:33,372
And why?
'Cause the girls
were talking to boys.
667
00:30:33,374 --> 00:30:35,307
Did the boys
pull last night?
668
00:30:35,309 --> 00:30:37,976
Yeah.
Did they
bring them back?
669
00:30:37,978 --> 00:30:40,812
Yeah.
Did they buck them?
670
00:30:40,814 --> 00:30:43,281
It's the bucking squad,
of course they bucked them.
671
00:30:43,283 --> 00:30:45,082
I pulled a girl that
lived in Barcelona.
672
00:30:45,084 --> 00:30:46,183
That's good enough
for me.
673
00:30:46,185 --> 00:30:48,752
She lived here,
so she's Spanish.
674
00:30:48,754 --> 00:30:50,019
Vicky was dancing,
675
00:30:50,021 --> 00:30:51,453
I've never seen her
have such a--
676
00:30:51,455 --> 00:30:53,955
she looked like she
was having so much fun.
677
00:30:53,957 --> 00:30:56,457
What a night.
We just woke up,
678
00:30:56,459 --> 00:30:57,991
but already
it's the afternoon,
679
00:30:57,993 --> 00:30:59,392
so I'm not wasting
my day.
680
00:30:59,394 --> 00:31:02,194
I'm gonna grab some of
the others and go out.
681
00:31:02,196 --> 00:31:06,131
¶
682
00:31:06,133 --> 00:31:09,467
James has dragged us all out
of bed to go to the market.
683
00:31:09,469 --> 00:31:11,969
There's markets in Newcastle
as well, you know.
684
00:31:11,971 --> 00:31:14,104
They're all the fuckin' same.
685
00:31:14,106 --> 00:31:16,206
¶
686
00:31:16,208 --> 00:31:18,975
Dan, you're not
gonna believe this.
687
00:31:18,977 --> 00:31:20,843
No way.
Ham.
688
00:31:20,845 --> 00:31:23,412
So I'm having a cheeky day
through the market
689
00:31:23,414 --> 00:31:27,382
and what do we find?
A ham store. Buzzin'.
690
00:31:27,384 --> 00:31:31,085
Not just any ham,
all different sorts
of ham.
691
00:31:31,087 --> 00:31:33,454
We all know just how much
Dan loves ham,
692
00:31:33,456 --> 00:31:37,357
and back in Newcastle Gaz threw
Dan's last pack at Charlotte,
693
00:31:37,359 --> 00:31:40,360
so it's only fair
if we buy him some more.
694
00:31:40,362 --> 00:31:41,961
Kid in the candy shop.
695
00:31:41,963 --> 00:31:43,996
Why don't you get one
with a foot on it?
696
00:31:43,998 --> 00:31:45,430
Why don't
we get some?
697
00:31:45,432 --> 00:31:49,400
There's pigs in the window,
like actual baby pigs.
698
00:31:49,402 --> 00:31:52,136
There's ham that's
still on the hoof.
699
00:31:52,138 --> 00:31:54,004
Get a big bit.
700
00:31:54,772 --> 00:31:56,172
(soft shriek)
701
00:31:56,174 --> 00:31:58,007
Unreal?
702
00:31:58,009 --> 00:31:58,941
Nice, now.
703
00:31:58,943 --> 00:32:00,676
That's a pretty
good piece of ham.
704
00:32:00,678 --> 00:32:01,910
I feel fuckin' sick.
705
00:32:01,912 --> 00:32:02,977
I wouldn't dare
try that.
706
00:32:02,979 --> 00:32:05,579
It's not even cooked,
it's fresh off the joint.
707
00:32:05,581 --> 00:32:07,514
Don't want to hit
Charlotte, right?
708
00:32:07,516 --> 00:32:09,015
I'm gonna buy this
for Dan, all right?
709
00:32:09,017 --> 00:32:10,282
but if you have
an argument with Gaz,
710
00:32:10,284 --> 00:32:11,783
don't try and throw
this one off him
711
00:32:11,785 --> 00:32:13,117
'cause I think
compared to weight
712
00:32:13,119 --> 00:32:14,885
that will probably
just knock him out.
713
00:32:14,887 --> 00:32:18,154
Visit in this ham shop has
literally made Dan's trip.
714
00:32:18,156 --> 00:32:20,823
He could go home now
and be buzzin'.
715
00:32:20,825 --> 00:32:21,790
Cheers.
Gracias.
716
00:32:21,792 --> 00:32:22,924
You've made his week.
717
00:32:22,926 --> 00:32:25,059
Gracias.
You've made
his week.
718
00:32:34,402 --> 00:32:37,871
(ringing and buzzing)
Thank God.
719
00:32:37,873 --> 00:32:40,373
Get to work, then.
720
00:32:40,375 --> 00:32:42,141
Hello?
721
00:32:43,243 --> 00:32:44,042
Hi, yeah, it is.
722
00:32:44,044 --> 00:32:46,277
So we've had
a nice relaxing day,
723
00:32:46,279 --> 00:32:47,511
we're all back at the house
724
00:32:47,513 --> 00:32:50,680
and obviously something's
got to go and ruin it.
725
00:32:56,086 --> 00:32:57,352
Yeah, no worry.
726
00:32:57,354 --> 00:32:59,287
All right, then.
Thank you, Holly.
727
00:32:59,289 --> 00:33:01,889
Thanks, Anna, bye.
Bye.
728
00:33:03,224 --> 00:33:04,757
I'm angry.
729
00:33:06,292 --> 00:33:08,026
Hair done, jeans ironed.
730
00:33:08,028 --> 00:33:08,960
Fuck it, off to work.
731
00:33:08,962 --> 00:33:11,062
There might be some
good-lookin' birds.
732
00:33:11,064 --> 00:33:12,763
¶
733
00:33:12,765 --> 00:33:16,166
I've done a bar crawl in
every single European city
we've been to.
734
00:33:16,168 --> 00:33:19,636
I should have fuckin'
shares in Geordie Tours.
735
00:33:20,070 --> 00:33:21,336
So I'm praying that for once
736
00:33:21,338 --> 00:33:24,472
it's not just a group
of amazing, stunning girls
737
00:33:24,474 --> 00:33:27,241
and for once that
there is good-looking boys,
738
00:33:27,243 --> 00:33:28,842
but it's never gonna happen.
739
00:33:28,844 --> 00:33:30,243
Youse already
got on, eh?
740
00:33:30,245 --> 00:33:31,944
We walk up at work,
and the ratio
741
00:33:31,946 --> 00:33:33,879
of girls to boys
is pretty good.
742
00:33:33,881 --> 00:33:36,848
Me and Gaz are
absolutely buzzin'.
743
00:33:36,850 --> 00:33:38,783
This is shit.
744
00:33:40,519 --> 00:33:41,886
(Holly)
Everyone.
745
00:33:41,888 --> 00:33:44,989
(cheering)
746
00:33:48,693 --> 00:33:50,126
Holland, whoo!
747
00:33:50,128 --> 00:33:53,295
So Charlotte and Vicky
get a load of hot stags,
748
00:33:53,297 --> 00:33:54,796
and I get left with these.
749
00:33:54,798 --> 00:33:58,166
What the fuck?
Jeez, Anna. Bitch.
750
00:33:59,168 --> 00:34:01,302
Shot two!
Shot two!
751
00:34:01,304 --> 00:34:02,503
Shot number three!
(cheering)
752
00:34:02,505 --> 00:34:06,840
I'm mortal already and
I'm not gonna be able
to remember tonight.
753
00:34:06,842 --> 00:34:09,275
Brill, let's go.
754
00:34:11,511 --> 00:34:13,245
So I'm getting ready
to go out
755
00:34:13,247 --> 00:34:14,145
but I'm starting to feel
756
00:34:14,147 --> 00:34:17,681
like I really need
to talk to Gary.
757
00:34:21,285 --> 00:34:24,854
Wait a second, what's
Charlotte talkin' about?
758
00:34:24,856 --> 00:34:25,855
Is this about Gary?
759
00:34:25,857 --> 00:34:27,923
'Cause last thing I heard,
they both said
760
00:34:27,925 --> 00:34:29,457
that it was all right
for each other to pull
761
00:34:29,459 --> 00:34:32,927
and they were gonna stay
out of each other's way.
762
00:34:39,801 --> 00:34:41,268
Now we all know
how she feels,
763
00:34:41,270 --> 00:34:43,536
we know that she gets jealous,
she gets angry.
764
00:34:43,538 --> 00:34:45,838
She gets upset
when he pulls other girls,
765
00:34:45,840 --> 00:34:51,343
but for her to tell him that,
that is a different story.
766
00:34:56,382 --> 00:35:00,151
This could go a good way
or a bad way.
767
00:35:00,452 --> 00:35:05,355
Booze, birds, banter,
Barcelona, bar two, now.
768
00:35:06,990 --> 00:35:09,491
All in in here.
769
00:35:09,493 --> 00:35:11,759
(cheering)
770
00:35:16,765 --> 00:35:18,298
So I'm trying to lead
these random people
771
00:35:18,300 --> 00:35:21,801
down this weird street that
I really don't even know meself
772
00:35:21,803 --> 00:35:22,568
down to the next bar,
773
00:35:22,570 --> 00:35:24,903
and I'm thinking, "Whoa, I'm
actually really good at this."
774
00:35:24,905 --> 00:35:27,438
Then I'm thinking, "Whoa,
I'm actually really mortal."
775
00:35:27,440 --> 00:35:31,208
(chanting, indistinct)
776
00:35:32,109 --> 00:35:34,477
For once I'm actually
behaving meself at work.
777
00:35:34,479 --> 00:35:37,346
Anna has got fuck-all
to cry about now.
778
00:35:37,348 --> 00:35:38,814
I'm so friggin' covered.
779
00:35:38,816 --> 00:35:41,049
All in all,
it was really good.
780
00:35:41,051 --> 00:35:42,450
Oh, steady.
781
00:35:42,452 --> 00:35:45,019
Really.
Off to the right.
782
00:35:45,453 --> 00:35:47,253
Finished work,
I want to get ready
783
00:35:47,255 --> 00:35:49,455
and get out in Barcelona.
784
00:35:50,523 --> 00:35:53,258
It's the first time
I've ever been to Barcelona,
785
00:35:53,260 --> 00:35:55,393
so I'm absolutely buzzin'
to get out
786
00:35:55,395 --> 00:35:57,728
and get absolutely mortal.
787
00:36:04,936 --> 00:36:06,736
Yeah!
Wicked!
788
00:36:06,738 --> 00:36:10,005
I'm gonna neck on
with some chicos-- chicas.
789
00:36:10,740 --> 00:36:12,774
You want all the penis!
790
00:36:12,776 --> 00:36:15,042
¶ Barcelona, Barcelona
791
00:36:15,044 --> 00:36:17,110
Everyone's in
a fuckin' mint mood.
792
00:36:17,112 --> 00:36:20,913
Time to go out and
find some fuckin' guapas.
793
00:36:25,285 --> 00:36:28,387
So we walked into this bar
and it's unreal.
794
00:36:28,389 --> 00:36:30,489
White leather sofas
overlooking the beach.
795
00:36:30,491 --> 00:36:35,126
You've got little heaters,
cocktails, shots.
796
00:36:35,128 --> 00:36:37,428
To Barcelona!
Barca!
797
00:36:37,430 --> 00:36:39,163
Geordie Tours!
Cheers.
798
00:36:39,165 --> 00:36:40,297
So we're all having
a mint night
799
00:36:40,299 --> 00:36:43,533
and for once Scott's not
actually snaking after birds.
800
00:36:43,535 --> 00:36:47,436
But I know for a fact
once his boyfriend comes back,
801
00:36:47,438 --> 00:36:48,403
it'll all change.
802
00:36:48,405 --> 00:36:51,105
Come on, down it!
Down it!
803
00:36:52,240 --> 00:36:53,373
It's great to be out
804
00:36:53,375 --> 00:36:55,208
but I can't stop
thinking about Gary.
805
00:36:55,210 --> 00:36:56,509
I know I've got something
to tell him
806
00:36:56,511 --> 00:36:58,477
and I don't know how
he's going to react.
807
00:36:58,479 --> 00:37:00,412
It's ruinin' me night.
808
00:37:00,414 --> 00:37:01,813
Come on, youse!
809
00:37:01,815 --> 00:37:02,780
Craicin'.
810
00:37:02,782 --> 00:37:04,081
The others turn up
from work
811
00:37:04,083 --> 00:37:05,115
and it's great to see them,
812
00:37:05,117 --> 00:37:07,217
but I know this is
all about to change,
813
00:37:07,219 --> 00:37:10,386
'cause Charlotte still
needs to talk to Gaz.
814
00:37:10,388 --> 00:37:13,389
Gaz, do you want that
you're in the buckin' squad
815
00:37:13,391 --> 00:37:14,456
or that you like
gentle sex?
816
00:37:14,458 --> 00:37:18,226
Work's over, Vicky's
giving everyone Spanish
things to learn.
817
00:37:18,228 --> 00:37:22,597
Everyone's together,
things couldn't be any better.
818
00:37:26,401 --> 00:37:30,871
This is it, I'm going
to talk to Gary.
819
00:37:30,873 --> 00:37:32,038
All right?
820
00:37:32,040 --> 00:37:35,474
Out of nowhere Charlotte's like,
"Gaz, can I have a word?"
821
00:37:35,476 --> 00:37:37,776
And it doesn't look good.
822
00:37:43,115 --> 00:37:44,782
Hi.
Hi.
823
00:37:44,784 --> 00:37:46,917
I just felt like I
needed to talk to you.
824
00:37:46,919 --> 00:37:49,052
Gary's got no idea what
I'm about to tell him,
825
00:37:49,054 --> 00:37:51,254
but I've been feeling
so awkward around him.
826
00:37:51,256 --> 00:37:53,222
I just need to get things
off me chest.
827
00:37:53,224 --> 00:37:58,627
I feel like lately
I'm totally spoiling
your time here.
828
00:37:59,929 --> 00:38:01,229
And we sit down,
and she starts talking
829
00:38:01,231 --> 00:38:04,065
about how she thinks she's
spoiling my time in the house,
830
00:38:04,067 --> 00:38:06,367
and I see her crying.
I hate Char crying,
831
00:38:06,369 --> 00:38:08,602
so I stopped that
straightaway.
832
00:38:15,509 --> 00:38:18,344
Yeah, and you think
it's so easy but--
833
00:38:18,346 --> 00:38:20,245
No, no,
you don't understand.
834
00:38:20,247 --> 00:38:21,479
No, you don't
understand.
835
00:38:21,481 --> 00:38:23,047
Gary, you
don't understand.
836
00:38:23,049 --> 00:38:24,915
No, no, no, you don't
understand.
837
00:38:24,917 --> 00:38:26,850
Like, literally, like...
838
00:38:26,852 --> 00:38:32,755
(sighs) I love you and
I-- I always have. (sobs)
839
00:38:32,757 --> 00:38:35,958
So I'm finally telling Gary
that I'm in love with him
840
00:38:35,960 --> 00:38:38,827
and have been
ever since day one,
841
00:38:38,829 --> 00:38:41,162
and that he's all
I've ever known.
842
00:38:41,164 --> 00:38:44,932
And without him,
I just-- I'm lost.
843
00:38:44,934 --> 00:38:49,136
I wanted to try and
get over you, I can't.
844
00:38:49,138 --> 00:38:53,206
(sniffles) I literally--
Gary, I love you.
845
00:38:54,508 --> 00:38:56,809
I'm thinking this is just
another me and Charlotte chat,
846
00:38:56,811 --> 00:38:59,144
she's gonna say I spoil
your nights, I'm like,
no, you don't.
847
00:38:59,146 --> 00:39:01,279
Let's go have fun in Barcelona
and that is that.
848
00:39:01,281 --> 00:39:04,115
Then she just
drops the bombshell.
849
00:39:12,791 --> 00:39:15,025
I know that he doesn't
care about me
850
00:39:15,027 --> 00:39:16,693
the same way
I care about him,
851
00:39:16,695 --> 00:39:20,430
or else he would have stopped
having sex with people ages ago
852
00:39:20,432 --> 00:39:23,065
but he hasn't,
and I know that.
853
00:39:23,067 --> 00:39:25,967
So I don't want him
to say anything back.
854
00:39:25,969 --> 00:39:27,868
I want to know
the truth.
855
00:39:27,870 --> 00:39:29,069
Why did you
lead us on?
856
00:39:29,071 --> 00:39:31,237
Why did you act like
you did care about us?
857
00:39:31,239 --> 00:39:33,439
Why do you do some of
the things you do?
858
00:39:33,441 --> 00:39:35,507
I know Gary says that
he cares about us
859
00:39:35,509 --> 00:39:37,509
and that he loves us
so much as a friend,
860
00:39:37,511 --> 00:39:42,280
but after I've told him
this, I don't think
anything'll change.
861
00:39:42,282 --> 00:39:46,717
So he can't care
about us that much.
862
00:39:53,858 --> 00:39:55,892
When she gets up
and walks away,
863
00:39:55,894 --> 00:39:57,927
this is where it starts.
864
00:39:57,929 --> 00:39:59,128
We're not speaking
and I think
865
00:39:59,130 --> 00:40:00,863
this is the only way
we can go forward,
866
00:40:00,865 --> 00:40:04,066
but I just hope we can
sort something out.
867
00:40:04,068 --> 00:40:06,068
(Charlotte)
I am just another girl
868
00:40:06,070 --> 00:40:07,469
who really fell in love
with Gary
869
00:40:07,471 --> 00:40:11,372
and who he doesn't like and
he has to let them down gently
870
00:40:11,374 --> 00:40:15,709
and I didn't ever
want to be that. (sobs)
871
00:40:25,953 --> 00:40:28,254
So Gaz is back from
talking to Charlotte
872
00:40:28,256 --> 00:40:30,723
and I can see that
all the girls are crying.
873
00:40:30,725 --> 00:40:32,758
What the fuck's going on?
874
00:40:34,994 --> 00:40:37,929
She just said
how it was?
875
00:40:41,166 --> 00:40:42,132
Gary's dropped a bombshell:
876
00:40:42,134 --> 00:40:45,301
he said that Charlotte's
come out and said she loves him.
877
00:40:45,303 --> 00:40:46,101
He looks shocked.
878
00:40:46,103 --> 00:40:49,904
To be fair, I think it's
been going for a long time.
879
00:40:54,776 --> 00:40:57,110
For her to tell Gary
everything that she's felt
880
00:40:57,112 --> 00:41:03,249
throughout the whole time
of being in this house
is heartbreaking.
881
00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:09,387
I think it's finally
sunk in to Gaz
882
00:41:09,389 --> 00:41:11,856
just exactly
how Charlotte feels,
883
00:41:11,858 --> 00:41:14,592
and it's about fuckin' time.
884
00:41:17,095 --> 00:41:18,462
We've all been waiting
for this moment
885
00:41:18,464 --> 00:41:20,063
since they slept
together in Amsterdam.
886
00:41:20,065 --> 00:41:23,032
To be honest I'm surprised
it's taken so long.
887
00:41:25,368 --> 00:41:27,168
After telling the girls
everything
888
00:41:27,170 --> 00:41:28,903
and seeing how
they'll all react,
889
00:41:28,905 --> 00:41:32,306
I know that they're going
to be there for us.
890
00:41:37,779 --> 00:41:42,015
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