1 00:00:06,171 --> 00:00:08,605 "Geordie Shore" is back! 2 00:00:08,607 --> 00:00:11,474 What the hell is gonna happen this time? 3 00:00:11,476 --> 00:00:13,108 Geordie Tours. What? 4 00:00:13,110 --> 00:00:14,209 Across Europe. 5 00:00:14,211 --> 00:00:14,976 (all cheering) 6 00:00:14,978 --> 00:00:18,212 (all) What happens on tour stays on tour! 7 00:00:18,214 --> 00:00:21,415 Charlotte's going on a date. Good luck to her. 8 00:00:21,417 --> 00:00:22,349 He's looking fit. 9 00:00:22,351 --> 00:00:24,017 How the fuck am I meant to work with Holly 10 00:00:24,019 --> 00:00:27,120 when I'm not even fucking speaking to her? 11 00:00:27,122 --> 00:00:28,321 (all cheering) 12 00:00:28,323 --> 00:00:31,257 We're back on tour. This time Prague. 13 00:00:31,259 --> 00:00:33,525 It's a massive Praguish party. 14 00:00:33,527 --> 00:00:35,059 Strip clubs, girls-- 15 00:00:35,061 --> 00:00:37,161 what better place to send me! 16 00:00:37,163 --> 00:00:39,830 This is where things get complicated for me and Gary. 17 00:00:39,832 --> 00:00:41,398 You're a dick! Yeah, you are. 18 00:00:41,400 --> 00:00:42,899 Whoa, fuckin' hell! 19 00:00:42,901 --> 00:00:46,135 Dan's acting like a complete fuckin' dildo. 20 00:00:46,137 --> 00:00:47,536 (moaning drunkenly) 21 00:00:47,538 --> 00:00:49,571 Yeah, I'll jump on your dick, too! 22 00:00:49,573 --> 00:00:51,339 Nightmare. Reeoww! 23 00:00:51,341 --> 00:00:53,341 ¶ 24 00:00:53,343 --> 00:00:56,177 (all, chanting) Vicky! Vicky! 25 00:00:56,179 --> 00:00:58,512 (laughs) 26 00:00:58,514 --> 00:01:00,247 Stop-- it fuckin' is! 27 00:01:00,249 --> 00:01:01,948 He'll cut me with a knife. 28 00:01:01,950 --> 00:01:02,748 Fuck off, man! 29 00:01:02,750 --> 00:01:04,983 It couldn't be goin' better. 30 00:01:04,985 --> 00:01:07,218 I should have a degree in pulling women. 31 00:01:07,220 --> 00:01:09,386 I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge. 32 00:01:09,388 --> 00:01:10,954 If you look up "pulling" in the dictionary, 33 00:01:10,956 --> 00:01:11,854 my name's next to it. 34 00:01:11,856 --> 00:01:13,388 I'd never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 35 00:01:13,390 --> 00:01:16,057 Get me in this house 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up. 36 00:01:16,059 --> 00:01:17,825 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 37 00:01:17,827 --> 00:01:19,993 Got the looks, got the charm. It just works. 38 00:01:19,995 --> 00:01:22,295 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs. 39 00:01:22,297 --> 00:01:24,830 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 40 00:01:24,832 --> 00:01:27,999 "Geordie Shore," why aye! 41 00:01:41,013 --> 00:01:43,547 It's the first morning in Newcastle after Prague, 42 00:01:43,549 --> 00:01:46,349 and I'm freezing me tits off. 43 00:01:46,351 --> 00:01:48,784 (groaning) 44 00:01:50,820 --> 00:01:51,519 Prague was fuckin' mint, 45 00:01:51,521 --> 00:01:57,057 but you cannot beat Newcastle and this "Geordie Shore" house. 46 00:01:57,059 --> 00:01:59,092 (phone ringing) 47 00:01:59,094 --> 00:02:01,727 Go on. 48 00:02:05,431 --> 00:02:07,899 The phone rings, I answer it, And who is it? 49 00:02:07,901 --> 00:02:10,668 Charlotte's new little bloke, Graeme. 50 00:02:13,938 --> 00:02:15,138 What the hell? 51 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:19,742 Gary's just answered the phone to my dating partner. 52 00:02:19,744 --> 00:02:21,343 Ha ha1 53 00:02:21,345 --> 00:02:22,944 Hi. 54 00:02:22,946 --> 00:02:25,379 Yeah, am I ever. Are you? 55 00:02:25,381 --> 00:02:26,546 What the fuck? This is crazy. 56 00:02:26,548 --> 00:02:28,347 I don't know how to cope with this. 57 00:02:28,349 --> 00:02:29,348 This never really happens. 58 00:02:29,350 --> 00:02:32,351 I don't normally tolerate a boy for this long. 59 00:02:34,787 --> 00:02:36,888 Again? 60 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,289 Yeah, yeah, I do, I do. I really do. 61 00:02:38,291 --> 00:02:40,457 Last time, Graeme took us on a double date with Holly. 62 00:02:40,459 --> 00:02:44,160 This time he wants to take us on a second date... tomorrow! 63 00:02:44,162 --> 00:02:46,495 I couldn't care less if Charlotte goes on a date. 64 00:02:46,497 --> 00:02:48,897 It's gonna go two ways. It's gonna go really well, 65 00:02:48,899 --> 00:02:49,964 and I get a free pass that night. 66 00:02:49,966 --> 00:02:53,067 Or it'll go really bad, and end up in my bed-- two ways. 67 00:02:53,069 --> 00:02:55,469 We're ice skating definitely, right? 68 00:02:55,471 --> 00:02:59,139 Right, okay, yeah. Thank you, bye. 69 00:02:59,141 --> 00:03:00,540 I'm going. I'm doing it. 70 00:03:00,542 --> 00:03:02,675 I can't remember if I still like him. 71 00:03:02,677 --> 00:03:05,010 But I'll soon find out. 72 00:03:05,878 --> 00:03:07,445 Oh, God, shut up. 73 00:03:07,447 --> 00:03:10,514 It's weird that Gary's taking the mickey out of Graeme 74 00:03:10,516 --> 00:03:14,050 because that should only mean that he was bothered. 75 00:03:14,052 --> 00:03:16,052 'Cause if he wasn't, why would he even 76 00:03:16,054 --> 00:03:16,886 be mentioning it? 77 00:03:16,888 --> 00:03:20,055 What is this... like, this date, 78 00:03:20,057 --> 00:03:21,356 like, right now? 79 00:03:21,358 --> 00:03:24,759 Is this, like, your future husband? 80 00:03:24,761 --> 00:03:26,060 That could happen. 81 00:03:26,062 --> 00:03:30,030 I was never meant to marry anyone called Graeme. 82 00:03:34,835 --> 00:03:36,435 Me and Holly have went upstairs 83 00:03:36,437 --> 00:03:38,503 to find a porn magazine. 84 00:03:38,505 --> 00:03:41,272 Buzzin'. I'm gonna play with me clit. 85 00:03:43,074 --> 00:03:46,109 It's Dan's porn magazine. 86 00:03:46,111 --> 00:03:47,210 What the fuck? 87 00:03:47,212 --> 00:03:49,845 Has he not got internet access? 88 00:03:49,847 --> 00:03:52,113 No one buys paper anymore. 89 00:03:52,115 --> 00:03:53,781 Destroys the forest. 90 00:03:53,783 --> 00:03:55,015 Where's the fuckin' flap? 91 00:03:55,017 --> 00:03:56,583 What the fuck? Where's the flap? 92 00:03:56,585 --> 00:03:59,586 One of the girls looks like she could be a he/she. 93 00:03:59,588 --> 00:04:02,455 He's been bunkin' over a man! (laughter) 94 00:04:02,457 --> 00:04:04,623 The girls are flicking through Dan's magazine, 95 00:04:04,625 --> 00:04:05,323 slaggin' off the girls. 96 00:04:05,325 --> 00:04:08,426 I wouldn't mind, but it's not like their fannies are perfect. 97 00:04:08,428 --> 00:04:10,928 (Holly) What's Charlotte's like? 98 00:04:10,930 --> 00:04:12,796 Long legs, black hole. 99 00:04:12,798 --> 00:04:14,364 You know, you can lose things in there. 100 00:04:14,366 --> 00:04:16,933 Gary's saying that my fanny's like a black hole. 101 00:04:16,935 --> 00:04:17,867 It's not a black hole. 102 00:04:17,869 --> 00:04:20,035 It's just like any normal, average-size hole! 103 00:04:20,037 --> 00:04:21,536 A socket hole, like a plug socket hole. 104 00:04:21,538 --> 00:04:24,672 Just like what you put your straighteners in. 105 00:04:24,674 --> 00:04:29,843 Why would you say that? (laughter) 106 00:04:33,380 --> 00:04:34,446 (phone ringing) Hello? 107 00:04:34,448 --> 00:04:36,481 Phone rings, and it's Anna. She wants me and Scott 108 00:04:36,483 --> 00:04:41,085 to go work some bird's 21st birthday bash-- wicked! 109 00:04:43,755 --> 00:04:44,755 She wants us to be professional. 110 00:04:44,757 --> 00:04:45,889 I'll be necking with her client, 111 00:04:45,891 --> 00:04:48,157 and be mortal within the next half an hour. 112 00:04:48,159 --> 00:04:50,826 She said we have to behave ourselves. 113 00:04:50,828 --> 00:04:51,326 Fuck her. 114 00:04:51,328 --> 00:04:52,994 So Anna calls, and what a surprise. 115 00:04:52,996 --> 00:04:56,030 She wants the employee of the month to work again. 116 00:05:03,772 --> 00:05:06,173 Hi, girls. Are youse all right? 117 00:05:06,175 --> 00:05:07,807 So me and Dan get to the bar. 118 00:05:07,809 --> 00:05:09,375 It looks like they've mopped the floor with fanny 119 00:05:09,377 --> 00:05:10,476 'cause it's fuckin' everywhere. 120 00:05:10,478 --> 00:05:12,744 Basically, me and Dan are here... 121 00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:13,911 Well, whatever you want. 122 00:05:13,913 --> 00:05:16,113 Serve you drinks and anything else. 123 00:05:16,115 --> 00:05:17,647 To do anything for my birthday? 124 00:05:17,649 --> 00:05:20,583 Yeah, anything you want. How sexy. 125 00:05:22,118 --> 00:05:24,319 Youse all are mint. Cheers. 126 00:05:24,321 --> 00:05:27,622 We've gotta control ourselves and be professional. 127 00:05:27,624 --> 00:05:28,889 Not gonna happen. 128 00:05:28,891 --> 00:05:30,190 Watch, watch. 129 00:05:30,192 --> 00:05:32,425 (all cheering) 130 00:05:32,427 --> 00:05:34,093 So it's the girl's 21st birthday, 131 00:05:34,095 --> 00:05:36,829 and what does every girl want for her birthday? 132 00:05:36,831 --> 00:05:39,631 A lap dance of the fuckin' T-dog. 133 00:05:39,633 --> 00:05:40,732 I'm grinding all over her, 134 00:05:40,734 --> 00:05:46,370 and she obviously wants a happy ending... a kiss. 135 00:05:49,073 --> 00:05:50,306 Who here thinks that Scotty should 136 00:05:50,308 --> 00:05:51,807 get his top off for the lasses? 137 00:05:51,809 --> 00:05:53,375 I'm not gonna do it. 138 00:05:53,377 --> 00:05:55,677 All right, lasses, do it, do it... 139 00:05:55,679 --> 00:05:57,245 Scott's not game. 140 00:05:57,247 --> 00:05:59,080 Fuck it, I'll step up. Top off. 141 00:05:59,082 --> 00:06:00,981 So little Dan's got his top off, 142 00:06:00,983 --> 00:06:02,282 and they're pouring drinks all over him. 143 00:06:02,284 --> 00:06:05,985 (Scott) Go on, girl, go on, girl, go on, girl, go on, girl. 144 00:06:05,987 --> 00:06:08,754 The last thing Anna said to me was behave. 145 00:06:08,756 --> 00:06:10,288 Before I know it, I'm fuckin' mortal, 146 00:06:10,290 --> 00:06:13,991 cross-eyed, and there's some bird taking shots off me chest. 147 00:06:13,993 --> 00:06:16,827 I fuckin' love work! 148 00:06:16,829 --> 00:06:18,829 I think Anna turned a blind eye 149 00:06:18,831 --> 00:06:20,130 in me pulling girls at work. 150 00:06:20,132 --> 00:06:22,265 'Cause I'm sure she just imagines it being her, 151 00:06:22,267 --> 00:06:24,367 and then sits at home and fingers herself. 152 00:06:24,369 --> 00:06:27,737 Happy birthday. (all cheering) 153 00:06:27,739 --> 00:06:28,871 We're done, the girls are happy. 154 00:06:28,873 --> 00:06:32,608 If anything, Anna should be handing out the high fives. 155 00:06:38,648 --> 00:06:41,349 Now we're back in Newcastle, I'm gonna get me snatch radar out 156 00:06:41,351 --> 00:06:43,651 and find some mint bird tonight, like. 157 00:06:51,660 --> 00:06:54,662 The whole squad's going to Bijoux tonight. 158 00:06:54,664 --> 00:06:57,297 Ooh... 159 00:07:08,609 --> 00:07:10,009 As soon as we get to Bijoux, 160 00:07:10,011 --> 00:07:12,644 everyone's straight back to their old tricks. 161 00:07:12,646 --> 00:07:16,347 Off on the pull. Mint. 162 00:07:16,349 --> 00:07:17,715 Me head is all over the place. 163 00:07:17,717 --> 00:07:19,616 Do I want Graeme, do I want Gary? 164 00:07:19,618 --> 00:07:22,585 I'm necking on with some random in the club? 165 00:07:22,587 --> 00:07:23,285 Whoever? 166 00:07:23,287 --> 00:07:25,754 ¶ Come to the club 167 00:07:25,756 --> 00:07:27,055 ¶ Come to the club 168 00:07:27,057 --> 00:07:29,223 It doesn't take long before Charlotte's pulled, 169 00:07:29,225 --> 00:07:30,457 Holly's pulled, and Scott's pulled. 170 00:07:30,459 --> 00:07:33,226 We are definitely back in Newcastle. 171 00:07:37,831 --> 00:07:39,598 I don't give a fuck what her name is, 172 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:41,866 I just wanna neck on. 173 00:07:47,072 --> 00:07:49,273 Vicky and Sophie have taken us to one side. 174 00:07:49,275 --> 00:07:51,174 They're not happy with the lad I've pulled. 175 00:07:51,176 --> 00:07:55,745 I might be drunk, but this boy is fit! 176 00:08:01,051 --> 00:08:08,357 ¶ 177 00:08:08,359 --> 00:08:11,126 Me and Ricci have decided to take Kate and Vicky 178 00:08:11,128 --> 00:08:13,061 on a double date so the girls can 179 00:08:13,063 --> 00:08:15,063 get to know each other better. 180 00:08:24,373 --> 00:08:26,040 I'm really looking forward to me double date 181 00:08:26,042 --> 00:08:26,907 with James and Kate. 182 00:08:26,909 --> 00:08:27,974 She seems like a nice girl. 183 00:08:27,976 --> 00:08:29,241 And now I can sit and get to know her 184 00:08:29,243 --> 00:08:30,775 while Ricci and James are just talking about 185 00:08:30,777 --> 00:08:31,909 how much they love each other's 186 00:08:31,911 --> 00:08:34,745 tiny little vests, and sucking each other off. 187 00:08:35,413 --> 00:08:37,147 If Vicky's up for it, get in. 188 00:08:37,149 --> 00:08:39,048 I want the kid to feel that she can talk 189 00:08:39,050 --> 00:08:40,884 to people in the house without worrying 190 00:08:40,886 --> 00:08:45,288 that Holly's gonna come at her with a craving knife. 191 00:08:45,290 --> 00:08:47,423 Shock, Charlotte's fuckin' mortal. 192 00:08:47,425 --> 00:08:48,957 I'm gonna have to take her home 193 00:08:48,959 --> 00:08:53,094 before she necks on with any more 18-year-olds. 194 00:08:53,096 --> 00:08:55,930 We've all had a class night, we're leaving the club, 195 00:08:55,932 --> 00:08:57,932 and boom, Dan kicks off again. 196 00:08:57,934 --> 00:09:00,000 I didn't know he threw a sandwich in your face. 197 00:09:00,002 --> 00:09:01,668 Get off! Chill out. 198 00:09:01,670 --> 00:09:03,136 He just threw a sandwich in my face. 199 00:09:03,138 --> 00:09:04,137 Did I know that? 200 00:09:04,139 --> 00:09:06,439 As we leave the club, some fuckin' goon 201 00:09:06,441 --> 00:09:08,407 throws a sandwich right in me mush. 202 00:09:08,409 --> 00:09:09,374 I'm fuckin' ragin'. 203 00:09:09,376 --> 00:09:10,775 Did I know? Chill out now. 204 00:09:10,777 --> 00:09:12,977 Next thing I know, Scott stood there laughin', 205 00:09:12,979 --> 00:09:14,378 and I think he's laughing at me. 206 00:09:14,380 --> 00:09:16,380 Is he fuckin' joking? 207 00:09:16,382 --> 00:09:17,147 Dan's brutin' off. 208 00:09:17,149 --> 00:09:19,048 I don't have a fuckin' clue what's going on, 209 00:09:19,050 --> 00:09:21,016 so I'm biting him like a fuckin' pike. 210 00:09:21,018 --> 00:09:23,084 Baby, baby... Scott, Scott, Scott... 211 00:09:23,086 --> 00:09:24,919 No, I'll go take him for you then, will I? 212 00:09:24,921 --> 00:09:27,154 I'll go to jail for you. Go ahead, who is it? 213 00:09:27,156 --> 00:09:28,255 Who pushed that in his face? 214 00:09:28,257 --> 00:09:29,923 Dan's always been, like, the little brother of the group, 215 00:09:29,925 --> 00:09:31,524 and Scott's just trying to look out for him. 216 00:09:31,526 --> 00:09:33,158 He's got his best interests at heart. 217 00:09:33,160 --> 00:09:34,826 But unfortunately, Dan's so pissed 218 00:09:34,828 --> 00:09:37,094 he cannot work it out and he can't see that. 219 00:09:37,096 --> 00:09:38,462 (Dan) Fuck off, man! 220 00:09:38,464 --> 00:09:42,232 (Scott shouts indistinctly) 221 00:09:42,234 --> 00:09:43,433 I'm mortal, I'm ragin', 222 00:09:43,435 --> 00:09:46,035 and I've just had a sandwich full-force in the face. 223 00:09:46,037 --> 00:09:49,438 The only place for me right now is home. 224 00:09:54,277 --> 00:09:58,246 So we get back to the house, and me and Gaz sit Dan down 225 00:09:58,248 --> 00:09:59,313 and tell him exactly how it is. 226 00:09:59,315 --> 00:10:00,847 All right, number one, I did not know 227 00:10:00,849 --> 00:10:02,248 you had a sandwich up in your face. 228 00:10:02,250 --> 00:10:04,917 Number two, when you start arguing and kicking off, 229 00:10:04,919 --> 00:10:07,019 I find out, I go shake the lads. 230 00:10:07,021 --> 00:10:09,388 Dan's mortal and got the wrong end of the stick. 231 00:10:09,390 --> 00:10:11,022 He thought Scott was bantering him, 232 00:10:11,024 --> 00:10:12,289 when really, Scott was sticking up for him. 233 00:10:12,291 --> 00:10:15,925 I have always got your back, we showed you that. 234 00:10:15,927 --> 00:10:17,760 The boys have got my back. I'm just angry that 235 00:10:17,762 --> 00:10:20,129 I kicked off with Scott over a ham sandwich. 236 00:10:20,131 --> 00:10:21,196 (Dan) It was a misunderstanding. 237 00:10:21,198 --> 00:10:22,931 That's what I want you to realize, you little twat. 238 00:10:22,933 --> 00:10:26,000 Dan's finally clicked that he's part of the family. 239 00:10:26,002 --> 00:10:27,468 We're always gonna be there for him. 240 00:10:27,470 --> 00:10:29,736 But I don't know why he's whingin' so much anyway. 241 00:10:29,738 --> 00:10:31,003 The kid loves sandwiches. 242 00:10:31,005 --> 00:10:33,138 Charlotte's fucked, I'm fucked. 243 00:10:33,140 --> 00:10:34,205 It's been a wild night, 244 00:10:34,207 --> 00:10:35,906 and it's definitely time for bed. 245 00:10:35,908 --> 00:10:37,173 Step, step. 246 00:10:37,175 --> 00:10:38,474 Charlotte is absolutely mortal, 247 00:10:38,476 --> 00:10:41,310 so now, seeing as I'm the grown-up of the house, 248 00:10:41,312 --> 00:10:44,379 I'm gonna put her to bed, like her dad. 249 00:10:44,381 --> 00:10:45,980 You gonna be all right? 250 00:10:45,982 --> 00:10:47,481 Good night, Charlotte. 251 00:10:49,283 --> 00:10:51,917 Some crazy, fucked up shit has happened. 252 00:10:51,919 --> 00:10:52,851 I've woken up pissed. 253 00:10:52,853 --> 00:10:54,018 I don't know what's come over us, 254 00:10:54,020 --> 00:10:58,222 and now I'm pissin' in the kitchen sink? 255 00:10:58,224 --> 00:11:01,825 Next thing I know, I'm sneaking into Gary's bed. 256 00:11:06,163 --> 00:11:07,796 Fuck, this isn't good. 257 00:11:07,798 --> 00:11:11,166 Who gets up through the night and thinks, "Right... 258 00:11:11,168 --> 00:11:13,902 sink... I've gotta piss in it"? 259 00:11:13,904 --> 00:11:15,370 This is from Charlotte. 260 00:11:15,372 --> 00:11:18,005 "Your grandson is in love with me." 261 00:11:18,007 --> 00:11:19,239 You're happy, and I'm not. 262 00:11:19,241 --> 00:11:21,040 With or without him, I'm fucked. 263 00:11:21,042 --> 00:11:23,876 I'm fuckin' miserable. 264 00:11:23,878 --> 00:11:26,745 It's time I walked away. 265 00:11:26,747 --> 00:11:28,980 I love her so much. 266 00:11:28,982 --> 00:11:31,449 "Geordie Shore," why aye! 267 00:11:51,102 --> 00:11:54,170 I wake up in the morning, and Charlotte's next to us. 268 00:11:54,172 --> 00:11:57,072 What the fuck? Did I bang her? 269 00:11:59,608 --> 00:12:02,109 I wake up next to Gary, and I can't remember a thing. 270 00:12:02,111 --> 00:12:05,212 What the fuck have I done? This wasn't the plan. 271 00:12:05,214 --> 00:12:08,014 How on earth did you get in his bed? 272 00:12:08,016 --> 00:12:10,683 Well, I walked. 273 00:12:10,685 --> 00:12:11,450 Well, what bloody time? 274 00:12:11,452 --> 00:12:12,717 I think I walked-- I don't know. 275 00:12:12,719 --> 00:12:14,919 I walked outside and pissed in the sink as well. 276 00:12:14,921 --> 00:12:16,887 Oh, no, you didn't. Yeah, I did. 277 00:12:16,889 --> 00:12:19,956 So I wake up to find that Charlotte 278 00:12:19,958 --> 00:12:23,125 has pissed in our kitchen sink. 279 00:12:23,127 --> 00:12:26,661 She's actually sitting there admitting it to us. 280 00:12:30,065 --> 00:12:32,733 I go downstairs, and there's a bowl full of my piss 281 00:12:32,735 --> 00:12:33,834 in the sink. 282 00:12:33,836 --> 00:12:37,170 What the fuck is wrong with us? 283 00:12:37,172 --> 00:12:39,505 Who gets up through the night and thinks, 284 00:12:39,507 --> 00:12:43,442 "Right... sink... I'm gonna piss in it"? 285 00:12:46,012 --> 00:12:48,513 Sophie's disgusted, I'm disgusted. 286 00:12:48,515 --> 00:12:51,449 I'm a dirty, dirty human being. 287 00:12:51,451 --> 00:12:54,218 But at least I didn't shag Gary. 288 00:12:56,955 --> 00:12:59,923 Gary's going to see his granddad today, 289 00:12:59,925 --> 00:13:00,990 and I've never, ever met him, 290 00:13:00,992 --> 00:13:03,158 so I'm taking this opportunity to write him 291 00:13:03,160 --> 00:13:04,425 a nice little note. 292 00:13:04,427 --> 00:13:06,827 I just want to let his granddad know 293 00:13:06,829 --> 00:13:09,830 that we haven't met yet, but when we do, 294 00:13:09,832 --> 00:13:12,432 it's going to be amazing. 295 00:13:12,434 --> 00:13:13,833 Hi, Gary. 296 00:13:13,835 --> 00:13:17,636 I want you to give this to your granddad. 297 00:13:17,638 --> 00:13:19,104 (coughs) 298 00:13:19,106 --> 00:13:20,371 You haven't met him, though. Oh. 299 00:13:20,373 --> 00:13:22,806 Yeah, it says that in the letter, too. 300 00:13:22,808 --> 00:13:25,909 I know that me and Gary's granddad would really get on. 301 00:13:25,911 --> 00:13:28,878 And I need to let him know that his grandson 302 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:29,712 is in love with us. 303 00:13:29,714 --> 00:13:31,480 There is literally, I think, only five girls 304 00:13:31,482 --> 00:13:32,914 that have ever met my granddad. 305 00:13:32,916 --> 00:13:34,382 And I've shagged a lot of fuckin' girls. 306 00:13:34,384 --> 00:13:36,717 And Charlotte knows this, so Charlotte's desperate 307 00:13:36,719 --> 00:13:39,186 to meet me granddad and be in that category. 308 00:13:39,188 --> 00:13:41,454 But I'm not sure yet, and that is why 309 00:13:41,456 --> 00:13:43,789 she's trying to win him over by writing him a letter. 310 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:46,358 Gary's reading the note, and he's laughing. 311 00:13:46,360 --> 00:13:49,828 This means it's good. 312 00:13:50,930 --> 00:13:52,664 Later. 313 00:13:53,966 --> 00:13:57,335 I wanna make sure I'm looking mint for me double date 314 00:13:57,337 --> 00:13:58,803 with Kate, Ricci, and Vicky. 315 00:13:58,805 --> 00:14:01,272 So me and the lads are off to the gym. 316 00:14:10,181 --> 00:14:13,616 I'm buzzing. I can't wait. 317 00:14:15,218 --> 00:14:17,385 I really want Kate to come out with we all 318 00:14:17,387 --> 00:14:18,185 after the date. 319 00:14:18,187 --> 00:14:19,152 I'm just worried about Holly. 320 00:14:19,154 --> 00:14:22,855 She's got no reason to even say anything. 321 00:14:22,857 --> 00:14:24,790 It has nothing the fuck to do with her. 322 00:14:24,792 --> 00:14:26,792 Holly needs to mind her own fuckin' business. 323 00:14:26,794 --> 00:14:30,128 She better not get pissed tonight and kick off. 324 00:14:35,300 --> 00:14:38,969 In the madness of this house, it is just sometimes nice 325 00:14:38,971 --> 00:14:41,304 to get a bit of fresh air, go and see me granddad, 326 00:14:41,306 --> 00:14:42,171 and just chill out. 327 00:14:42,173 --> 00:14:45,340 Actually good to get out of the madhouse for a bit. 328 00:14:48,277 --> 00:14:50,044 I'm not pestering you. (laughs) 329 00:14:50,046 --> 00:14:53,981 My granddad, in my eyes, is just the biggest legend ever. 330 00:14:53,983 --> 00:14:55,148 I've got so much time for him. 331 00:14:55,150 --> 00:14:56,716 Well, how is Charlotte and them doing? 332 00:14:56,718 --> 00:14:58,184 Oh, I knew you'd ask that. 333 00:14:58,186 --> 00:14:59,051 This is from Charlotte. 334 00:14:59,053 --> 00:15:01,086 This is from my Charlotte at the house-- you haven't met her. 335 00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:02,220 Don't know how me granddad's gonna take 336 00:15:02,222 --> 00:15:04,055 a letter from Charlotte, 'cause she probably just wrote 337 00:15:04,057 --> 00:15:06,023 like a fuckin' five-year-old. 338 00:15:11,996 --> 00:15:15,064 That's for you to keep. That's from Charlotte. 339 00:15:18,802 --> 00:15:20,803 Aye, more or less. 340 00:15:27,043 --> 00:15:28,076 I've said I'll never be with her, 341 00:15:28,078 --> 00:15:30,678 I will bang her, and I'll always pull other girls. 342 00:15:30,680 --> 00:15:31,712 That, to me, is the truth. 343 00:15:31,714 --> 00:15:32,779 It's not as easy as your day, now. 344 00:15:32,781 --> 00:15:35,314 There's a girl, marry her... done! 345 00:15:35,316 --> 00:15:37,215 Yeah. 346 00:15:41,453 --> 00:15:43,153 Hiya, darlin'. Come in. Hello. 347 00:15:43,155 --> 00:15:45,522 Today is the day we paint the town orange. 348 00:15:45,524 --> 00:15:50,193 Some of the girls are gonna get a spray tan. 349 00:15:50,195 --> 00:15:52,828 So everyone's buzzing for the spray tan. 350 00:15:52,830 --> 00:15:54,963 We've been pale for ages, and thank God 351 00:15:54,965 --> 00:15:58,666 someone can come to the house and just bronze us off. 352 00:16:00,201 --> 00:16:02,302 There's just one fly in the ointment, 353 00:16:02,304 --> 00:16:05,705 and that is my fantastic fiance, 354 00:16:05,707 --> 00:16:08,074 who seems to think that if I get a spray tan, 355 00:16:08,076 --> 00:16:10,709 everyone's gonna see me naked. 356 00:16:12,111 --> 00:16:14,312 So Ricci doesn't want Vicky to have a spray tan 357 00:16:14,314 --> 00:16:16,314 because he doesn't want her to get naked 358 00:16:16,316 --> 00:16:19,784 in front of us lot? 359 00:16:19,786 --> 00:16:20,885 Ricci's being, like, a little bit 360 00:16:20,887 --> 00:16:22,486 overprotective with Vicky at the minute. 361 00:16:22,488 --> 00:16:24,454 I mean, it's only a spray tan. 362 00:16:24,456 --> 00:16:26,088 All the girls are getting one. 363 00:16:26,090 --> 00:16:28,056 And I just don't see the issue. 364 00:16:28,058 --> 00:16:30,391 I don't mind her getting a spray tan whatsoever, 365 00:16:30,393 --> 00:16:33,127 but not naked in front of people. 366 00:16:33,129 --> 00:16:34,128 I'm not comfortable with it. 367 00:16:34,130 --> 00:16:35,963 It's never been a secret to anyone 368 00:16:35,965 --> 00:16:39,833 that Ricci is possessive and controlling... 369 00:16:39,835 --> 00:16:42,669 but I can't cope anymore. 370 00:16:42,671 --> 00:16:49,208 (crying) 371 00:16:54,847 --> 00:16:58,015 No, you haven't. Vicky, don't do this. 372 00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:00,250 Don't do this, man. I can't. 373 00:17:00,252 --> 00:17:01,784 Ricci's thinking, "Oh, here we go again. 374 00:17:01,786 --> 00:17:05,555 She's crying, she's upset. This, that, and the other." 375 00:17:05,557 --> 00:17:07,690 And he might be all right with this little dance 376 00:17:07,692 --> 00:17:11,060 that we've been doing for a year, but I'm not. 377 00:17:15,565 --> 00:17:18,733 He doesn't listen because he doesn't ever think 378 00:17:18,735 --> 00:17:20,701 he's done anything wrong. 379 00:17:24,238 --> 00:17:27,073 If I met meself a year ago, 380 00:17:27,075 --> 00:17:28,707 I wouldn't recognize meself. 381 00:17:28,709 --> 00:17:34,079 I wouldn't recognize this version. 382 00:17:34,081 --> 00:17:36,081 Because she's sad. 383 00:17:36,083 --> 00:17:37,949 Because she's miserable. 384 00:17:37,951 --> 00:17:39,951 Because with or without him, I'm fucked. 385 00:17:39,953 --> 00:17:41,485 It's easy for you to say all these things 386 00:17:41,487 --> 00:17:42,519 because you're happy and I'm not. 387 00:17:42,521 --> 00:17:45,121 You don't cry all the time, you're not miserable. 388 00:17:45,123 --> 00:17:49,892 You're not controlled, you don't hate where you are. 389 00:17:49,894 --> 00:17:51,059 I was strong and I was confident, 390 00:17:51,061 --> 00:17:53,194 and I was all those things, and I made decisions on me own, 391 00:17:53,196 --> 00:17:58,399 and I wore what I wanted, and now I'm none of those things. 392 00:17:58,401 --> 00:18:02,669 And I have to get them back. 393 00:18:09,410 --> 00:18:14,347 I've never felt this good ever in my entire life. 394 00:18:18,452 --> 00:18:21,787 I just love her so much. 395 00:18:22,255 --> 00:18:26,224 As the only other bloke in the house in a relationship, 396 00:18:26,226 --> 00:18:28,192 Ricci comes to me. 397 00:18:31,729 --> 00:18:33,830 It's time I walked away. 398 00:18:36,567 --> 00:18:39,335 Vicky's upset, so I go in to see her, 399 00:18:39,337 --> 00:18:41,003 and she's crying her eyes out. 400 00:18:41,005 --> 00:18:43,505 She's telling us she can't do it anymore, 401 00:18:43,507 --> 00:18:45,840 and she can't be with Ricci. 402 00:19:01,957 --> 00:19:03,958 Ricci's staying, and Vicky's going. 403 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:06,026 This has never ever happened before. 404 00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:08,728 Vicky and Ricci argue all the time. 405 00:19:08,730 --> 00:19:12,932 But this time, it just feels like it's more serious, 406 00:19:12,934 --> 00:19:15,968 like it's final. 407 00:19:22,075 --> 00:19:25,310 Even though Vicky said it's over, 408 00:19:25,312 --> 00:19:29,814 I'll fight tooth and nail to get her back. 409 00:19:29,816 --> 00:19:32,283 I just couldn't imagine life without her. 410 00:19:32,285 --> 00:19:33,150 Close your eyes. 411 00:19:33,152 --> 00:19:36,419 I don't know whether he's gonna slap his cock in me hands 412 00:19:36,421 --> 00:19:37,953 or propose to us. 413 00:19:37,955 --> 00:19:39,454 Aah! 414 00:19:39,456 --> 00:19:41,255 Would you have sex with a prostitute? 415 00:19:41,257 --> 00:19:42,489 He's scared of hurting me. 416 00:19:42,491 --> 00:19:45,458 God, I could actually go out for tea with you one day. 417 00:19:45,460 --> 00:19:47,426 'Cause I'm not that fuckin' hot? 418 00:19:47,428 --> 00:19:49,961 Fuck off, you dirty slag! Fuck off! 419 00:19:49,963 --> 00:19:52,863 Psycho Charlotte has went a step too far. 420 00:19:52,865 --> 00:19:56,299 "Geordie Shore," why aye! 421 00:20:07,711 --> 00:20:09,211 Hello. 422 00:20:09,213 --> 00:20:10,845 Hi. 423 00:20:14,149 --> 00:20:15,382 So after all the shit that's went on 424 00:20:15,384 --> 00:20:18,017 in the past couple of days, me and Sophie have decided 425 00:20:18,019 --> 00:20:19,251 we're gonna get out of the house 426 00:20:19,253 --> 00:20:21,186 and go and get our nails done. 427 00:20:21,188 --> 00:20:23,354 What you think's gonna happen to Ricci and Vicky? 428 00:20:23,356 --> 00:20:26,290 I don't know, all's I can... 429 00:20:26,292 --> 00:20:29,126 she walked out when it was so calm. I know. 430 00:20:29,128 --> 00:20:30,794 Me and Holly are in the nail salon, 431 00:20:30,796 --> 00:20:32,862 and we're talking about Ricci and Vicky. 432 00:20:32,864 --> 00:20:34,129 And we can't help but feel 433 00:20:34,131 --> 00:20:35,930 it's not like normal arguments. 434 00:20:35,932 --> 00:20:38,332 It's just weird. I don't know. 435 00:20:38,334 --> 00:20:41,134 I think they'll sort it out, though. 436 00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:43,269 She said she doesn't want to. 437 00:20:43,271 --> 00:20:45,371 She's never ever said this. 438 00:20:53,079 --> 00:20:54,079 I'm gonna see my missus now. 439 00:20:54,081 --> 00:20:56,414 I was meant to be going with Ricci and Vicky. 440 00:20:56,416 --> 00:20:58,883 Vicky's had a bust-up with Ricci and left the house. 441 00:20:58,885 --> 00:21:02,119 What am I gonna do about me double date now? 442 00:21:03,087 --> 00:21:04,387 Fuckin' hell, it's not gonna be Ricci 443 00:21:04,389 --> 00:21:05,988 who goes cryin' back to his mama, 444 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,289 marriage on the rocks or what. 445 00:21:07,291 --> 00:21:10,692 I just wanted for, like, people to get to know Kate and that. 446 00:21:10,694 --> 00:21:12,226 Do you know what I mean? So if you want, you-- 447 00:21:12,228 --> 00:21:15,095 I'd come, but I don't wanna be a third wheel, now. 448 00:21:15,097 --> 00:21:17,764 No, we'd get, uh-- get Sophie or someone. 449 00:21:17,766 --> 00:21:19,799 Fuck me, I'm stuck going on a double date 450 00:21:19,801 --> 00:21:21,367 with Casanova and his missus. 451 00:21:21,369 --> 00:21:23,068 I think I'd rather go to a knitting class 452 00:21:23,070 --> 00:21:23,935 with me fuckin' Nana. 453 00:21:23,937 --> 00:21:25,770 I've asked Scott. Scott's gonna come along, like. 454 00:21:25,772 --> 00:21:27,805 Charlotte, you're going on a date, aren't you? 455 00:21:27,807 --> 00:21:29,306 Yeah, I'm going on a date... I'll go. 456 00:21:29,308 --> 00:21:31,341 You wanna come? Yeah, I'll come, defo. 457 00:21:31,343 --> 00:21:34,010 Scott and Sophie are the best of a bad bunch. 458 00:21:34,012 --> 00:21:36,178 We'll get some food and that. Right? 459 00:21:36,180 --> 00:21:37,345 It's a bit weird. 460 00:21:37,347 --> 00:21:39,714 Great, I've got a fuckin' double date 461 00:21:39,716 --> 00:21:42,016 with James and Scotty T, but Kate's there. 462 00:21:42,018 --> 00:21:44,485 And hopefully I can find out what her problem is with Holly. 463 00:21:44,487 --> 00:21:47,721 Give us a couple minutes, I'll put some clothes on. 464 00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,689 (indistinct) 465 00:21:55,796 --> 00:21:57,363 Hello. How are you, darling? 466 00:21:57,365 --> 00:21:59,331 You look gorgeous. So do you. 467 00:21:59,333 --> 00:22:00,799 Nice to see you. Hello. 468 00:22:00,801 --> 00:22:01,366 Nice to see you. 469 00:22:01,368 --> 00:22:03,534 So we get to the restaurant, and Kate's there. 470 00:22:03,536 --> 00:22:06,236 And I can't wait to give our girl a grilling. 471 00:22:06,238 --> 00:22:07,303 Do you find it hard, then, Kate? 472 00:22:07,305 --> 00:22:08,971 Like, do you miss James when we're gone? 473 00:22:08,973 --> 00:22:11,306 Yeah, all the time, 'cause it's like now knowing. 474 00:22:11,308 --> 00:22:13,374 Like, I don't know anything. Yeah, I know. 475 00:22:13,376 --> 00:22:16,243 And then it's just like waiting around for phone calls. 476 00:22:16,245 --> 00:22:17,711 It's just horrible 477 00:22:17,713 --> 00:22:19,746 I do understand that it's hard for Kate 478 00:22:19,748 --> 00:22:20,780 to be away from James. 479 00:22:20,782 --> 00:22:21,981 But I want to know if it's her 480 00:22:21,983 --> 00:22:25,317 that's making James be an asshole and not speak to Holly. 481 00:22:28,387 --> 00:22:32,456 I'm gonna go to the toilet. Come to the toilet with us. 482 00:22:32,458 --> 00:22:33,490 Things are going really well, 483 00:22:33,492 --> 00:22:35,525 but I want to have a proper chat with Kate, 484 00:22:35,527 --> 00:22:38,027 so we're going downstairs for a girly gossip. 485 00:22:38,029 --> 00:22:41,897 When we're in the house, James does not speak to Holly at all. 486 00:22:41,899 --> 00:22:44,766 Kate hasn't seen the way James is going on with Holly. 487 00:22:44,768 --> 00:22:48,035 She doesn't realize that he blanks her constantly. 488 00:22:48,037 --> 00:22:49,903 He's scared of hurting me. Mm-hmm. 489 00:22:49,905 --> 00:22:52,405 That's why he's put such a barrier up. 490 00:22:52,407 --> 00:22:53,973 Maybe he has took it too far. 491 00:22:53,975 --> 00:22:57,409 And maybe I was responsible for partly that. 492 00:22:57,411 --> 00:23:00,378 Kate is admitting that she could be the reason 493 00:23:00,380 --> 00:23:02,179 for James being such a fuckin' dick. 494 00:23:02,181 --> 00:23:04,748 I don't, like-- I don't mind them talking. 495 00:23:04,750 --> 00:23:06,983 It's just the little comments that get us. 496 00:23:06,985 --> 00:23:09,285 And I'll explain that to him, and I'll explain that to her. 497 00:23:09,287 --> 00:23:11,153 It's okay saying she wants to clear the air, 498 00:23:11,155 --> 00:23:15,757 but that means she's got to speak to Holly face to face. 499 00:23:15,759 --> 00:23:16,891 So tell her tonight... 500 00:23:16,893 --> 00:23:18,859 I will try. Yeah. 501 00:23:18,861 --> 00:23:20,293 Kate seems like a lovely lass, 502 00:23:20,295 --> 00:23:22,695 but I can't wait to get home and tell Holly 503 00:23:22,697 --> 00:23:24,897 everything she's been saying. 504 00:23:26,733 --> 00:23:29,034 I've got a second date now, Holly. 505 00:23:29,036 --> 00:23:30,468 Whoa, a second date? 506 00:23:30,470 --> 00:23:31,635 That means if you have one more, 507 00:23:31,637 --> 00:23:33,069 you're gonna have to put out, I presume. 508 00:23:33,071 --> 00:23:34,203 No, it's not so fast, eh? 509 00:23:34,205 --> 00:23:35,304 I don't care what Charlotte says, 510 00:23:35,306 --> 00:23:39,041 Graeme's a lad, and he's gonna want some fanny action soon. 511 00:23:39,043 --> 00:23:40,409 And she doesn't want to get a reputation 512 00:23:40,411 --> 00:23:41,376 for being a cock tease. 513 00:23:41,378 --> 00:23:44,879 Charlotte... So, so, so, so, so... 514 00:23:44,881 --> 00:23:47,314 I'm talking to Holly about me date with Graeme 515 00:23:47,316 --> 00:23:50,083 when Gary walks in looking all smug. 516 00:23:50,085 --> 00:23:52,685 Close your eyes. Eh? 517 00:23:52,687 --> 00:23:53,419 Hands out. 518 00:23:53,421 --> 00:23:54,286 Oh, what the fuck? 519 00:23:54,288 --> 00:23:57,088 Don't know whether he's gonna slap his cock in me hands 520 00:23:57,090 --> 00:24:00,458 or propose to us. 521 00:24:00,460 --> 00:24:02,026 All right... Aww... 522 00:24:02,028 --> 00:24:05,129 So whenever you need us, you just ring this. 523 00:24:05,131 --> 00:24:07,197 We're in Prague, and I buy Charlotte a little bell. 524 00:24:07,199 --> 00:24:09,199 'Cause I'm sick of her going, "Gary, Gary! 525 00:24:09,201 --> 00:24:11,100 "Where are you, Gary? Gary, come here. 526 00:24:11,102 --> 00:24:11,934 Gary, do this." 527 00:24:11,936 --> 00:24:13,602 So this way, she rings the bell, 528 00:24:13,604 --> 00:24:15,036 I'll come rescue her. 529 00:24:15,038 --> 00:24:16,937 (bell rings) Aah! 530 00:24:16,939 --> 00:24:19,839 It even has a little heart on the top. 531 00:24:19,841 --> 00:24:21,740 It's a love bell. 532 00:24:21,742 --> 00:24:23,775 It's a love... belland. 533 00:24:23,777 --> 00:24:27,612 Gary is presenting me with his bellend... 534 00:24:27,614 --> 00:24:28,613 to keep? 535 00:24:28,615 --> 00:24:31,182 Let it ring. 536 00:24:31,184 --> 00:24:32,883 Thanks, Gary. 537 00:24:32,885 --> 00:24:34,184 Gary must have planned this. 538 00:24:34,186 --> 00:24:36,886 She's just about to go out on a date. 539 00:24:36,888 --> 00:24:37,953 This isn't the right time. 540 00:24:37,955 --> 00:24:39,020 You fucked with her head now. 541 00:24:39,022 --> 00:24:41,088 Why else would you give someone a bell 542 00:24:41,090 --> 00:24:42,923 before the go on a date? 543 00:24:42,925 --> 00:24:44,791 He's trying to manipulate me 544 00:24:44,793 --> 00:24:47,994 and play me as a game of cards. 545 00:24:47,996 --> 00:24:50,162 I am not a game of cards. 546 00:24:50,164 --> 00:24:51,963 I am a game of KerPlunk. 547 00:24:51,965 --> 00:24:55,099 Me head's not in the date now. Oh, fuck. 548 00:24:55,101 --> 00:24:56,100 This is fucked up. 549 00:24:56,102 --> 00:24:57,935 Now I don't want to go on the date. 550 00:24:57,937 --> 00:25:00,704 I just wanna sit and ring me bell 551 00:25:00,706 --> 00:25:03,640 while I twiddle with me nipples. 552 00:25:05,275 --> 00:25:06,375 So I get back from the date, 553 00:25:06,377 --> 00:25:08,977 and I've gone straight upstairs to find Holly 554 00:25:08,979 --> 00:25:11,946 and tell her all the juicy gossip. 555 00:25:11,948 --> 00:25:14,315 She was actually really nice. Yeah? 556 00:25:14,317 --> 00:25:16,283 Not just, like, nice, like, actually, 557 00:25:16,285 --> 00:25:18,118 I could, I thought, God, I could actually 558 00:25:18,120 --> 00:25:19,352 go have tea with you one day. 559 00:25:19,354 --> 00:25:20,820 So Sophie's back from the double date, 560 00:25:20,822 --> 00:25:23,889 and she's telling us that Kate's actually all right? 561 00:25:23,891 --> 00:25:26,157 I was, like, in the house, Holly's scared 562 00:25:26,159 --> 00:25:27,992 to pick up her shoes next to James'. 563 00:25:27,994 --> 00:25:29,827 I went, "And I don't know where it's coming from." 564 00:25:29,829 --> 00:25:32,296 And she said-- put me hands up, "It's me." 565 00:25:32,298 --> 00:25:34,731 Apparently, Kate's admitted that she's to blame 566 00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:37,433 for James' behavior, but she didn't expect him 567 00:25:37,435 --> 00:25:39,034 to stop talking to me completely. 568 00:25:39,036 --> 00:25:40,803 And I told her all that, she was like, 569 00:25:40,805 --> 00:25:41,537 "I don't want that." 570 00:25:41,539 --> 00:25:42,938 She went, "I've gotta talk to him." 571 00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:44,506 Then she went, "I've got to talk to Holly." 572 00:25:44,508 --> 00:25:45,940 She was like, "Tonight I'm going out." 573 00:25:45,942 --> 00:25:47,908 She went, "I'm scared to talk to her." 574 00:25:47,910 --> 00:25:50,277 I said don't be. Do you know what she said? 575 00:25:50,279 --> 00:25:51,444 You've got to talk to her. 576 00:25:51,446 --> 00:25:53,379 It sounds like Kate never wanted it to get this far. 577 00:25:53,381 --> 00:25:55,314 And I'm gonna have to talk to her tonight. 578 00:25:55,316 --> 00:25:58,950 And to be honest, I'm completely dreading it. 579 00:26:04,723 --> 00:26:06,323 Hi. Hello, how are you? 580 00:26:06,325 --> 00:26:08,091 How are ya? I'm all right. 581 00:26:08,093 --> 00:26:09,125 Are you excited? 582 00:26:09,127 --> 00:26:09,992 No, we're gonna die. 583 00:26:09,994 --> 00:26:11,460 No, you're not. We are. 584 00:26:11,462 --> 00:26:12,527 Come on, get your boots on. 585 00:26:12,529 --> 00:26:14,362 I'm on me second date with Graeme, 586 00:26:14,364 --> 00:26:16,263 and he's taking us ice skating. 587 00:26:16,265 --> 00:26:18,164 I can't fuckin' ice skate. 588 00:26:18,166 --> 00:26:20,533 Why didn't we just go for a meal? 589 00:26:20,535 --> 00:26:25,471 ¶ 590 00:26:25,473 --> 00:26:26,104 Oh! 591 00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:28,206 I'm trying to look cool in front of Graeme, 592 00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:29,373 but I'm shit at skating, 593 00:26:29,375 --> 00:26:30,440 and I look like a fuckin' tit. 594 00:26:30,442 --> 00:26:33,009 I think I've been cursed by Gary's bellend thingy. 595 00:26:33,011 --> 00:26:35,778 Would you have sex with a prostitute? No. 596 00:26:35,780 --> 00:26:37,146 Tell the truth. No. 597 00:26:37,148 --> 00:26:38,747 I've never had to pay for sex. 598 00:26:38,749 --> 00:26:41,082 If I was a boy, I'd probably have sex with a prostitute. 599 00:26:41,084 --> 00:26:42,483 Why don't you just go and have sex? 600 00:26:42,485 --> 00:26:44,451 'Cause you've just gotta try, haven't ya? 601 00:26:44,453 --> 00:26:46,052 I'm talking absolute shit. 602 00:26:46,054 --> 00:26:48,187 It feels like Gary's stolen me mojo. 603 00:26:48,189 --> 00:26:50,989 I don't even like Graeme. I don't know what to do. 604 00:26:50,991 --> 00:26:54,058 I'm so confused. Where's me bell? 605 00:26:57,362 --> 00:26:59,296 You wanna go for a cup of coffee or something? 606 00:26:59,298 --> 00:27:01,698 Just wanna warm. Yeah, let's go. 607 00:27:01,700 --> 00:27:02,298 I'm freezing. 608 00:27:02,300 --> 00:27:03,299 So it's the end of the date, 609 00:27:03,301 --> 00:27:04,767 and everything's a little bit awkward. 610 00:27:04,769 --> 00:27:05,901 I know he wants a kiss, 611 00:27:05,903 --> 00:27:07,302 but I just can't do it. 612 00:27:07,304 --> 00:27:09,370 I need to get out of here. 613 00:27:09,372 --> 00:27:10,838 I'll maybe ring ya. 614 00:27:10,840 --> 00:27:12,039 Okay, see you after. 615 00:27:12,041 --> 00:27:15,042 Bye. Ta-ta. 616 00:27:19,447 --> 00:27:21,114 So we're going out again, 617 00:27:21,116 --> 00:27:22,782 and we're going to the House of Smith, 618 00:27:22,784 --> 00:27:25,284 and it's a mint club. 619 00:27:25,286 --> 00:27:28,787 Can see your fuckin' pubes in that, Gaz. 620 00:27:28,789 --> 00:27:31,156 Oi, oi! 621 00:27:31,158 --> 00:27:32,857 Can't wait, I'm buzzin'. 622 00:27:32,859 --> 00:27:34,225 Kate's coming along tonight. 623 00:27:34,227 --> 00:27:35,292 It's gonna be unreal. 624 00:27:35,294 --> 00:27:37,927 I just hope that there's no kickoffs 625 00:27:37,929 --> 00:27:39,895 between Kate and Holly. 626 00:27:39,897 --> 00:27:47,402 ¶ 627 00:27:52,941 --> 00:27:54,908 So the pressure's building, and I know I've got to 628 00:27:54,910 --> 00:27:57,043 go and speak to Kate, but I don't know what to do. 629 00:27:57,045 --> 00:27:59,412 I don't know how to go, and I don't think I'm drunk enough. 630 00:27:59,414 --> 00:28:02,782 But I think, fuck it, I'm going in for the kill. 631 00:28:06,052 --> 00:28:08,186 Holly's came over and talked to Kate. 632 00:28:08,188 --> 00:28:10,021 I'm off. 633 00:28:11,757 --> 00:28:14,091 So I'm talking to Kate, and I'm basically explaining 634 00:28:14,093 --> 00:28:15,759 everything that's going on in the house 635 00:28:15,761 --> 00:28:17,627 and how awkward it's been. 636 00:28:24,401 --> 00:28:28,070 So Kate's saying that James has handled the situation badly, 637 00:28:28,072 --> 00:28:29,404 and I'm thinking, well, at least 638 00:28:29,406 --> 00:28:31,105 that's one thing that we agree on. 639 00:28:31,107 --> 00:28:32,906 Kate and Holly have been talking for a while now, 640 00:28:32,908 --> 00:28:37,777 and still no shouting, handbags, or pulling hair. 641 00:28:37,779 --> 00:28:41,013 I think I'm all right. Phew. 642 00:28:43,950 --> 00:28:46,918 So I'm glad that me and Kate have sorted our our differences. 643 00:28:46,920 --> 00:28:48,486 But there's always gonna be one thing 644 00:28:48,488 --> 00:28:49,520 that we're gonna disagree on, 645 00:28:49,522 --> 00:28:51,922 and that's that I think James is a complete, 646 00:28:51,924 --> 00:28:53,924 total fuckin' prick. 647 00:29:02,767 --> 00:29:05,034 Ricci is having a really hard night 648 00:29:05,036 --> 00:29:07,703 seeing me and Kate so happy. 649 00:29:07,705 --> 00:29:09,237 I really feel sorry for him. 650 00:29:09,239 --> 00:29:12,073 I know how much he's missing Vicky. 651 00:29:21,683 --> 00:29:22,949 Charlotte's been on a date with Graeme today. 652 00:29:22,951 --> 00:29:27,787 The way I see it, that's a free pass for me tonight. 653 00:29:27,789 --> 00:29:29,989 So it's the end of the night, 654 00:29:29,991 --> 00:29:32,925 and Gary still hasn't pulled anyone properly. 655 00:29:32,927 --> 00:29:35,327 He's got a point to prove tonight. 656 00:29:35,329 --> 00:29:36,261 I've been on a date. 657 00:29:36,263 --> 00:29:38,129 He needs to have sex with someone. 658 00:29:38,131 --> 00:29:40,731 He is a man on a mission. 659 00:29:42,934 --> 00:29:46,703 That's it, I'm going to approach Gary 660 00:29:46,705 --> 00:29:48,071 in a sensible manner. 661 00:29:48,073 --> 00:29:49,172 I'm just gonna go over there 662 00:29:49,174 --> 00:29:51,407 and tell him that if he has sex with that girl, 663 00:29:51,409 --> 00:29:54,042 I will never have sex with him again. 664 00:29:58,180 --> 00:29:59,813 Fuckin' hell, it sounds like Charlotte 665 00:29:59,815 --> 00:30:02,315 is purely chewing Gaz's ear off. 666 00:30:04,017 --> 00:30:05,083 When Charlotte sees me with a girl, 667 00:30:05,085 --> 00:30:07,085 Charlotte's like, "If you have sex with her, I'll leave." 668 00:30:07,087 --> 00:30:09,153 It's like, oh, you've just been on a fuckin' date. 669 00:30:09,155 --> 00:30:11,054 I don't understand how it works for me 670 00:30:11,056 --> 00:30:12,889 and it doesn't for her. 671 00:30:14,558 --> 00:30:16,458 You're not bothered about me going on a date? 672 00:30:16,460 --> 00:30:18,927 Well, you are, because you're trying desperately 673 00:30:18,929 --> 00:30:21,863 to get a shag and rub it in me face. 674 00:30:22,698 --> 00:30:23,864 You give us your bellend thing, 675 00:30:23,866 --> 00:30:26,032 and now you're off pulling someone else. 676 00:30:26,034 --> 00:30:29,935 Fuck this, I'm going home. 677 00:30:36,108 --> 00:30:37,374 So we're all back from the night out. 678 00:30:37,376 --> 00:30:38,775 We're in the kitchen, as per. 679 00:30:38,777 --> 00:30:41,210 being fuck-ons a bit, loads of food. 680 00:30:41,212 --> 00:30:43,478 And next thing you know, Charlotte's winding Gary up 681 00:30:43,480 --> 00:30:44,745 about the girl that he pulled. 682 00:30:44,747 --> 00:30:47,247 (Charlotte) I thought you were bookin'. 683 00:30:47,249 --> 00:30:48,881 What? All this effort, 684 00:30:48,883 --> 00:30:51,083 and you didn't even bring her back? 685 00:30:51,085 --> 00:30:53,885 Gary, we all want to know about your girl. 686 00:30:53,887 --> 00:30:57,021 Gary! Gary! Gary? 687 00:30:57,023 --> 00:31:00,724 I walk in by meself and get question after question 688 00:31:00,726 --> 00:31:03,960 after question and abuse and a question and abuse. 689 00:31:03,962 --> 00:31:04,994 That was by meself. 690 00:31:04,996 --> 00:31:06,829 Imagine I brought a girl back. 691 00:31:06,831 --> 00:31:07,830 Where's Graeme? 692 00:31:07,832 --> 00:31:09,331 If it was such an amazing date, 693 00:31:09,333 --> 00:31:11,066 why didn't he come over after? 694 00:31:11,068 --> 00:31:12,100 I didn't want to invite him out. 695 00:31:12,102 --> 00:31:13,935 However, you wanted to desperately 696 00:31:13,937 --> 00:31:14,969 pull your charming girl. 697 00:31:14,971 --> 00:31:17,671 So where is she now? So where is she now? 698 00:31:17,673 --> 00:31:18,438 Charlotte... Charlotte... 699 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:21,474 As soon as Gaz walks in, Charlotte's straight onto him. 700 00:31:21,476 --> 00:31:22,975 Ginger fuckin' bitch! 701 00:31:22,977 --> 00:31:24,409 (shouting indistinctly) 702 00:31:24,411 --> 00:31:25,476 Why? Why not? 703 00:31:25,478 --> 00:31:26,477 Why didn't I invite him out? 704 00:31:26,479 --> 00:31:29,179 'Cause I'm not that fuckin' arsed. 705 00:31:29,181 --> 00:31:30,847 I'm not that fuckin' arsed! 706 00:31:30,849 --> 00:31:33,783 Fuck off, you slag! Fuck off! 707 00:31:33,785 --> 00:31:34,917 Fuck that. Come on, then. 708 00:31:34,919 --> 00:31:36,051 All of a sudden it all kicks off. 709 00:31:36,053 --> 00:31:39,087 She's chucked this broom at him, he's chucking ham at her. 710 00:31:39,089 --> 00:31:40,855 Charlotte is literally going mental. 711 00:31:40,857 --> 00:31:43,457 I wasn't gonna retaliate and stick up for meself. 712 00:31:43,459 --> 00:31:50,130 (all shouting at once) 713 00:31:53,300 --> 00:31:54,600 All of you, stop it! 714 00:31:54,602 --> 00:31:58,136 Whoa, psycho Charlotte is back, and she's on the warpath, 715 00:31:58,138 --> 00:32:00,238 and I've got to restrain her. 716 00:32:00,240 --> 00:32:01,872 Now you know what I have to put up with. 717 00:32:01,874 --> 00:32:04,040 I like to just stand here and watch now. 718 00:32:04,042 --> 00:32:06,942 So I look over to Kate, and she's shocked. 719 00:32:06,944 --> 00:32:08,009 Welcome to "Geordie Shore." 720 00:32:08,011 --> 00:32:11,345 Is that why he has to keep on giving it the biggin' all time? 721 00:32:11,347 --> 00:32:13,213 Talking about me and Graeme. 722 00:32:13,215 --> 00:32:14,380 I've said I don't like Graeme. 723 00:32:14,382 --> 00:32:16,715 I've said I don't want to go on another date with him. 724 00:32:16,717 --> 00:32:17,949 That's why I didn't invite him out. 725 00:32:17,951 --> 00:32:20,685 When she is on dates, do I care? 726 00:32:20,687 --> 00:32:22,319 But you-- I know, I know. 727 00:32:22,321 --> 00:32:23,186 No, no, man, I don't. 728 00:32:23,188 --> 00:32:25,955 I know, you don't ever kick off... 729 00:32:25,957 --> 00:32:28,891 Charlotte can go on a night out and kiss a lad and bang a lad. 730 00:32:28,893 --> 00:32:31,360 She can do whatever she wants, and I never say anything. 731 00:32:31,362 --> 00:32:33,228 If I talk to a girl in the club, 732 00:32:33,230 --> 00:32:35,163 I get a plate launched off me head. 733 00:32:35,165 --> 00:32:36,030 How does that work? 734 00:32:36,032 --> 00:32:38,065 I'm going up, hey, saying, 735 00:32:38,067 --> 00:32:39,399 "What are you being such an asshole for? 736 00:32:39,401 --> 00:32:43,970 Just 'cause I went on a date and you couldn't pull?" 737 00:32:43,972 --> 00:32:45,438 This night is fucked up. 738 00:32:45,440 --> 00:32:47,840 You don't care about anyone. 739 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:48,674 He cares about you. 740 00:32:48,676 --> 00:32:49,941 No, he doesn't. He fuckin' does! 741 00:32:49,943 --> 00:32:50,942 He fuckin' does, Charlotte. 742 00:32:50,944 --> 00:32:53,110 Seriously, I wouldn't-- Scott! Scott! 743 00:32:53,112 --> 00:32:54,878 No, no, no, Gaz. Scott! 744 00:32:54,880 --> 00:32:56,446 Don't push away, man. 745 00:32:56,448 --> 00:32:59,415 (all talking at once) 746 00:32:59,417 --> 00:33:02,985 Well, what's your name, then? 747 00:33:02,987 --> 00:33:06,254 Charlotte's just bounced a lamp clean off Gaz's face. 748 00:33:06,256 --> 00:33:10,858 Time to get our kid out of the firing line. 749 00:33:12,193 --> 00:33:22,001 (overlapping chatter, indistinct) 750 00:33:24,237 --> 00:33:27,906 Psycho Charlotte has went a step too far. 751 00:33:27,908 --> 00:33:32,076 Last night's behavior was completely unacceptable. 752 00:33:32,078 --> 00:33:34,778 Gary's golden boy in Anna's eyes. 753 00:33:34,780 --> 00:33:36,012 I'm sure he's buckin' her. 754 00:33:36,014 --> 00:33:37,847 Dan's pulled himself a cougar. 755 00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,149 The penis could have been inserted into the fairy hole 756 00:33:40,151 --> 00:33:41,183 for, like, a couple of seconds. 757 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:45,020 It's like the fuckin' best night in the "Geordie Shore" house ever. 758 00:33:45,022 --> 00:33:46,821 I bet her vagina is dusty. 759 00:33:46,823 --> 00:33:49,024 "Geordie Shore," why aye! 760 00:34:09,812 --> 00:34:10,478 Me and Kate wake up, 761 00:34:10,480 --> 00:34:12,346 and the house is a fuckin' mess. 762 00:34:12,348 --> 00:34:15,982 Kate can't wait to get out the war zone. 763 00:34:18,552 --> 00:34:22,888 I woke up, and there's, like, shit everywhere. 764 00:34:24,724 --> 00:34:27,992 Last night, Hurricane Charlotte swept through the house, 765 00:34:27,994 --> 00:34:30,461 launching everything she can off Gaz. 766 00:34:30,463 --> 00:34:33,864 There's fuckin' ham everywhere. 767 00:34:34,866 --> 00:34:36,900 What's the fuckin' obsession with ham at the moment? 768 00:34:36,902 --> 00:34:39,869 Firstly, Dan gets a ham sandwich hurled off his face, 769 00:34:39,871 --> 00:34:42,304 and then Gaz is throwing ham at Charlotte? 770 00:34:42,306 --> 00:34:47,242 (phone ringing) 771 00:34:47,244 --> 00:34:48,276 Hello? 772 00:34:48,278 --> 00:34:49,477 I've just put Kate in a taxi, 773 00:34:49,479 --> 00:34:51,078 and the phone goes-- it's Anna. 774 00:34:51,080 --> 00:34:54,014 And no surprise, she wants to speak to Charlotte. 775 00:34:54,016 --> 00:34:55,148 Anna's on the phone for you. 776 00:34:55,150 --> 00:35:00,019 She wants to speak with you. Aw, shock. 777 00:35:00,021 --> 00:35:02,187 James is telling us that Anna's on the phone, 778 00:35:02,189 --> 00:35:04,088 and I still remember what I did last night, 779 00:35:04,090 --> 00:35:05,556 and I'm feeling a little bit bad. 780 00:35:05,558 --> 00:35:08,392 And I know that Anna's gonna kick off again. 781 00:35:08,394 --> 00:35:10,694 'Cause the last time I broke that light, 782 00:35:10,696 --> 00:35:12,495 she was fuckin' furious. 783 00:35:12,497 --> 00:35:15,331 Hi, Anna. 784 00:35:15,333 --> 00:35:18,233 Yeah. 785 00:35:18,235 --> 00:35:20,001 Mm-hmm. 786 00:35:24,239 --> 00:35:26,473 Okay. Yep. 787 00:35:26,475 --> 00:35:29,509 Anna's so, so angry. 788 00:35:29,511 --> 00:35:31,444 What the fuck's she bothered for? 789 00:35:31,446 --> 00:35:32,545 I didn't hit her. 790 00:35:32,547 --> 00:35:37,116 Calm down, Anna, it's only a fuckin' light. 791 00:35:39,385 --> 00:35:40,752 Yeah. 792 00:35:42,821 --> 00:35:45,088 Okay. Good-bye, Charlotte 793 00:35:45,090 --> 00:35:47,557 Because it's Anna's house, she has the authority 794 00:35:47,559 --> 00:35:50,259 to tell me when I can leave and when I can stay. 795 00:35:50,261 --> 00:35:52,060 So it looks like I've gotta leave, 796 00:35:52,062 --> 00:35:55,096 and I don't even know when I'll be back. 797 00:35:57,899 --> 00:36:00,300 As soon as Anna tells Charlotte that she needs to leave, 798 00:36:00,302 --> 00:36:01,100 she kicks off again. 799 00:36:01,102 --> 00:36:04,069 I thought after one night's sleep she'd be all right. 800 00:36:04,071 --> 00:36:08,973 Fuckin' hell, this girl needs a restraining order. 801 00:36:10,909 --> 00:36:12,442 Gary flung ham at me. 802 00:36:12,444 --> 00:36:13,810 He's not getting kicked out. 803 00:36:13,812 --> 00:36:15,878 Gary's golden boy in Anna's eyes. 804 00:36:15,880 --> 00:36:17,179 I'm sure he's buckin' her. 805 00:36:17,181 --> 00:36:19,247 Give us a hug, man. 806 00:36:19,249 --> 00:36:22,116 See you in a couple of days. 807 00:36:23,952 --> 00:36:25,285 All right. Bye. 808 00:36:25,287 --> 00:36:26,219 I've been kicked out. 809 00:36:26,221 --> 00:36:27,954 I don't know when I'm gonna be back. 810 00:36:27,956 --> 00:36:29,689 And Gary probably hates us. 811 00:36:29,691 --> 00:36:32,358 I've massively fucked up this time. 812 00:36:36,062 --> 00:36:37,695 I wake up, and Charlotte's already been 813 00:36:37,697 --> 00:36:39,863 kicked out of the house. 814 00:36:45,970 --> 00:36:46,903 I knew this day would come. 815 00:36:46,905 --> 00:36:48,004 I knew we'd have a massive argument. 816 00:36:48,006 --> 00:36:49,572 I don't understand how she can go on a fuckin' date 817 00:36:49,574 --> 00:36:51,974 and be all hunky fuckin' dory and do shit like that 818 00:36:51,976 --> 00:36:55,077 and bang lads next door and fuckin' bring lads back 819 00:36:55,079 --> 00:36:58,780 and go on dates, necking with boys in clubs... 820 00:36:58,782 --> 00:36:59,714 But when I do it... 821 00:36:59,716 --> 00:37:00,915 It was that way that you said it, though. 822 00:37:00,917 --> 00:37:02,850 I don't give a fuck the way I done it. 823 00:37:02,852 --> 00:37:04,318 It's not about the way I pulled. 824 00:37:04,320 --> 00:37:05,218 It's just I pulled. 825 00:37:05,220 --> 00:37:07,787 This time Charlotte's taken it too far. 826 00:37:07,789 --> 00:37:10,189 And to be honest, Gary's fuckin' fumin'. 827 00:37:10,191 --> 00:37:14,359 And I don't know if they'll ever be able to talk again. 828 00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:29,206 I've decided to leave the house. 829 00:37:29,208 --> 00:37:30,907 There's just too many memories here. 830 00:37:30,909 --> 00:37:33,042 It's not right without Vicky. 831 00:37:35,211 --> 00:37:39,714 I've literally never seen Ricci this sad before. 832 00:37:39,716 --> 00:37:40,781 (Scott) What the fuck? 833 00:37:40,783 --> 00:37:42,716 Vicky's gone, Charlotte's gone, 834 00:37:42,718 --> 00:37:43,917 and Ricci's gone? 835 00:37:43,919 --> 00:37:45,852 This house is like a fuckin' sinking ship, 836 00:37:45,854 --> 00:37:49,288 and the rats are making a run for it. 837 00:37:59,432 --> 00:38:00,498 When I come back to the house, 838 00:38:00,500 --> 00:38:02,700 there's a note from Ricci on me bed. 839 00:38:02,702 --> 00:38:06,270 Ricci says he's giving us space to think, 840 00:38:06,272 --> 00:38:09,973 and that's what makes this all so much harder is that... 841 00:38:09,975 --> 00:38:11,641 I know I've already made me decision. 842 00:38:11,643 --> 00:38:14,443 So I know that no matter how I feel now, 843 00:38:14,445 --> 00:38:17,913 the worst is most definitely still to come. 844 00:38:17,915 --> 00:38:20,448 I'm just gonna have to take every day as it comes. 845 00:38:20,450 --> 00:38:21,148 Of course. 846 00:38:21,150 --> 00:38:23,316 He wrote us a note... Did he? 847 00:38:23,318 --> 00:38:25,017 ... saying how, like, he loves us, 848 00:38:25,019 --> 00:38:26,251 and he's gonna give us me space, 849 00:38:26,253 --> 00:38:28,052 'cause he knows he's smothering us, 850 00:38:28,054 --> 00:38:28,952 and that's not gonna work. 851 00:38:28,954 --> 00:38:31,454 He just still doesn't even know what he's doing, 852 00:38:31,456 --> 00:38:34,356 so how can we possibly move on? 853 00:38:34,358 --> 00:38:36,257 I can't see me and Ricci getting back together again. 854 00:38:36,259 --> 00:38:37,758 for me, the engagement's off. 855 00:38:37,760 --> 00:38:41,962 You know you've always got your girls. 856 00:38:41,964 --> 00:38:44,864 Ehh! 857 00:38:49,970 --> 00:38:52,805 It's been a shit day with Charlotte and Ricci leaving. 858 00:38:52,807 --> 00:38:55,107 So the rest of us are gonna go out on the town 859 00:38:55,109 --> 00:38:55,874 and get mortal. 860 00:38:55,876 --> 00:38:59,744 I am actually buzzin' for a night out. Me, too. 861 00:38:59,746 --> 00:39:01,846 Like, it's gonna be so good. 862 00:39:01,848 --> 00:39:04,081 I finally feel a sense of freedom. 863 00:39:04,083 --> 00:39:06,349 I'm going out tonight, I'm getting smashed, 864 00:39:06,351 --> 00:39:07,249 I'm having a laugh. 865 00:39:07,251 --> 00:39:09,050 Everyone better fuckin' watch out! 866 00:39:09,052 --> 00:39:09,984 The old Vicky's back. 867 00:39:09,986 --> 00:39:13,053 Gaz has got a fuckin' night with Newcastle. 868 00:39:13,055 --> 00:39:14,220 Yee-hoo. 869 00:39:14,222 --> 00:39:17,056 I've never seen Gaz this buzzing for a night out. 870 00:39:17,058 --> 00:39:19,391 It's probably because he's not gonna have Charlotte's 871 00:39:19,393 --> 00:39:22,227 fuckin' hawk eye on him every two minutes. 872 00:39:22,229 --> 00:39:23,628 It feels like a "get out of jail free" card. 873 00:39:23,630 --> 00:39:27,732 I've got one night to go out, pull, enjoy meself. 874 00:39:27,734 --> 00:39:29,700 Fuck it, let's get smashed. 875 00:39:40,778 --> 00:39:43,780 By the looks of it, Vicky's having a really good night. 876 00:39:43,782 --> 00:39:46,783 She doesn't look like she's got a care in the world. 877 00:39:49,153 --> 00:39:53,656 Me and Gaz are taking tequila shots to the next level. 878 00:39:53,658 --> 00:39:55,858 And, shock, he's crying like a baby. 879 00:39:55,860 --> 00:40:00,095 Aah! Fuck! 880 00:40:07,069 --> 00:40:09,403 Dan's pulled himself a cougar. 881 00:40:11,806 --> 00:40:13,006 I'm fuckin' buzzin'. 882 00:40:13,008 --> 00:40:14,440 haven't seen me Nana in ages. 883 00:40:14,442 --> 00:40:16,708 Oh, wait a minute, it's Dan's bird. 884 00:40:24,950 --> 00:40:28,052 This bird's slim, blonde, big tits, 885 00:40:28,054 --> 00:40:31,321 nice ass, nice eyes, and a bit more mature. 886 00:40:31,323 --> 00:40:32,855 I'm fuckin' lovin' it. 887 00:40:32,857 --> 00:40:34,256 Are you taking the fuckin' pace? 888 00:40:34,258 --> 00:40:35,156 Who invited fuckin' 889 00:40:35,158 --> 00:40:36,857 Grandmother Willow to the party, like? 890 00:40:36,859 --> 00:40:39,159 With age comes experience, and I think this girl's 891 00:40:39,161 --> 00:40:43,029 gonna teach me a trick or two, and I can't fuckin' wait. 892 00:40:43,031 --> 00:40:46,966 ¶ 893 00:40:46,968 --> 00:40:48,500 So I'm bangin' on forms, suckin' on tits, 894 00:40:48,502 --> 00:40:51,202 left, right, and center, and wingman Gaz is 895 00:40:51,204 --> 00:40:53,237 sinking like the Titanic. 896 00:40:53,239 --> 00:40:54,771 The one night Charlotte's not here, 897 00:40:54,773 --> 00:40:59,308 I've got a free pass, and I'm doing fuck all. 898 00:40:59,310 --> 00:41:00,342 To be fair, I do miss Charlotte. 899 00:41:00,344 --> 00:41:02,877 If she was here, at least I'd have someone to argue with, 900 00:41:02,879 --> 00:41:05,079 and not be sitting here by meself. 901 00:41:06,147 --> 00:41:09,415 Tonight, there's no kickoffs, there's nothing going on. 902 00:41:09,417 --> 00:41:11,717 This girl's coming back to the bungalow. 903 00:41:11,719 --> 00:41:14,086 I'm buzzin'-- my night's sorted. 904 00:41:21,060 --> 00:41:22,393 This bird is well up for it. 905 00:41:22,395 --> 00:41:26,163 Hopefully at night, the boys'll let us have the doubler. 906 00:41:26,165 --> 00:41:28,365 We're all back at the house, and we decide 907 00:41:28,367 --> 00:41:29,733 we're gonna have a few more drinks 908 00:41:29,735 --> 00:41:32,202 and get absolutely mortal and go in the hot tub. 909 00:41:32,204 --> 00:41:35,338 (laughter) 910 00:41:35,340 --> 00:41:36,706 So I'm in the hot tub, and I'm mortal. 911 00:41:36,708 --> 00:41:38,841 And when I'm mortal, all I want is attention. 912 00:41:38,843 --> 00:41:40,175 And especially male attention. 913 00:41:40,177 --> 00:41:42,310 And I'm quite wanting to bang Scott at the minute. 914 00:41:42,312 --> 00:41:44,679 Neck her again, neck her again. 915 00:41:44,681 --> 00:41:46,180 Neck her again. 916 00:41:46,182 --> 00:41:47,414 Come on, kiss. 917 00:41:47,416 --> 00:41:49,382 I've got the girls necking on, 918 00:41:49,384 --> 00:41:50,249 Scott's cross-eyed... 919 00:41:50,251 --> 00:41:53,819 It's like the fuckin' best night in the "Geordie Shore" house.. 920 00:41:53,821 --> 00:41:56,688 ever. 921 00:41:56,690 --> 00:41:57,955 So we're all in the hot tub neckin' on, 922 00:41:57,957 --> 00:42:00,424 and Gaz looks like he's turned up at the wrong party. 923 00:42:00,426 --> 00:42:02,993 He must be missing Charlotte. 924 00:42:04,362 --> 00:42:05,628 Normally, I'm the one pulling. 925 00:42:05,630 --> 00:42:07,696 How the fuck am I sitting in a hot tub 926 00:42:07,698 --> 00:42:11,232 with these four like a fuckin' tool? 927 00:42:11,234 --> 00:42:14,835 There's a fuckin' orgy going on downstairs, 928 00:42:14,837 --> 00:42:15,702 and I'm on me own. 929 00:42:15,704 --> 00:42:19,338 And I've never felt so alone. 930 00:42:19,340 --> 00:42:22,140 I'm dripping wet, and not even in the nice way. 931 00:42:22,142 --> 00:42:23,708 Me and Holly are getting into bed, 932 00:42:23,710 --> 00:42:24,975 but there's gonna be no bangin'. 933 00:42:24,977 --> 00:42:28,244 Just the usual polishing me rod. 934 00:42:28,246 --> 00:42:30,246 So everything's a little bit of a blur, 935 00:42:30,248 --> 00:42:32,348 and I feel like I don't really know what's going on. 936 00:42:32,350 --> 00:42:34,450 But the penis could've been inserted in the fairy hole 937 00:42:34,452 --> 00:42:36,318 for maybe like a couple of seconds. 938 00:42:36,320 --> 00:42:38,653 But, like, it wasn't very long, 939 00:42:38,655 --> 00:42:40,121 so it doesn't really count. 940 00:42:40,123 --> 00:42:43,858 ¶ 941 00:42:43,860 --> 00:42:48,495 I'm buzzin'. High fives all around. 942 00:42:48,497 --> 00:42:51,264 I bet her vagina is dusty. 943 00:42:51,266 --> 00:42:55,501 ¶ It's coming out 944 00:42:55,503 --> 00:42:56,401 Holly's sucking off Scott. 945 00:42:56,403 --> 00:42:58,536 You got the granny downstairs moaning in the hot tub. 946 00:42:58,538 --> 00:43:00,304 I'm lying in bed like a tit. 947 00:43:00,306 --> 00:43:04,374 Where is Charlotte when you fuckin' need her? 948 00:43:04,376 --> 00:43:08,211 Round three in Barcelona. Hi again. 949 00:43:08,213 --> 00:43:10,413 Charlotte's back. (speaking Spanish) 950 00:43:10,415 --> 00:43:15,084 I feel like I'm in a porn film. 951 00:43:15,086 --> 00:43:17,052 Vicky is back! 952 00:43:17,054 --> 00:43:20,688 I've only gone and pulled meself a Spanish cougar. 953 00:43:20,690 --> 00:43:22,056 I fuckin' love Barcelona. 954 00:43:22,058 --> 00:43:23,857 You're not gonna believe this. 955 00:43:23,859 --> 00:43:26,092 There's ham that's still on the hoof. 956 00:43:26,094 --> 00:43:27,293 I feel fuckin' sick. 957 00:43:27,295 --> 00:43:30,262 This is it, I'm going to talk to Gary. 958 00:43:30,264 --> 00:43:32,430 She just drops the bombshell. 959 00:43:32,432 --> 00:43:33,564 ¶ Everyone's here to party 960 00:43:33,566 --> 00:43:36,033 ¶ If you wanna go back if you wanna go back ¶ 961 00:43:36,035 --> 00:43:37,234 ¶ Everyone's here to party 962 00:43:37,236 --> 00:43:39,803 ¶ If you wanna go back if you wanna go back ¶ 963 00:43:39,805 --> 00:43:41,004 ¶ Everyone's here to party 964 00:43:41,006 --> 00:43:43,406 ¶ If you wanna go back if you wanna go back ¶ 965 00:43:43,408 --> 00:43:44,940 ¶ Everyone's here to party 966 00:43:44,942 --> 00:43:46,875 ¶ Let's party party Wanna go back ¶ 967 00:43:46,877 --> 00:43:48,810 ¶ Let's party hard Wanna go back ¶ 968 00:43:48,812 --> 00:43:50,545 ¶ Party party Wanna go back ¶ 969 00:43:50,547 --> 00:43:52,013 ¶ Let's party hard Wanna go ¶ 970 00:43:52,015 --> 00:43:55,349 ¶ Hold on hold on hold on hold on hold on ¶