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"Geordie Shore" is back.
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What the hell is gonna
happen this time?
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Geordie Tours.
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What?
Across Europe.
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Yes!
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What happens on tour
stays on tour!
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Bring on the fucking
carnage.
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[cheering]
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What the fuck has happened
to Charlotte?
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I am in control.
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Good-bye,
sex with Gary.
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We're coming home.
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Charlotte and Holly
are the Cock Capturers,
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an excuse for being
massive slags.
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They're going up against
the Buck Squad.
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Charlotte has shit herself.
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There's fucking fireworks.
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That's what you said to me!
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We'll never ever be
friends again.
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Me and Gary think
we're in Amsterdam.
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Fuck, this isn't Amsterdam.
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Rah!
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I am a Geordie girl
with a VIP edge.
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If you look up "pulling"
in the dictionary,
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my name's next to it.
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I would never kiss anyone
without a six-pack.
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Get me in this house 'cause
I'm gonna tear the place up.
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I could tore the back legs
off a donkey.
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Got the looks, got the charm,
it just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got double "F"s.
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The hardest graft I've ever
done is doing me hair.
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"Geordie Shore"!
Why, aye!
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¶
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We're working for Anna
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showing stag and hen do's
how to party across Europe.
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Hi, it's Scott.
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What's crack?
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Ah, mint.
[laughs]
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She's sending me and the whole
crew to fucking Prague to work.
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We're back on tour.
This time, Prague.
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I've heard--
I've heard that.
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I don't have a clue
where Prague is.
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Prague is in Germany.
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Is it in Holland?
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Sex, drink, and boob jobs.
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Holly, you should be
in your element.
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Strip clubs, girls,
beers, stag do.
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Loads of cheap beer,
wicked clubs.
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Boob job, blow jobs.
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It has everything
"Geordie Shore" loves.
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What fucking better place
to send me?
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Wicked.
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Fucking bring it on.
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¶
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21.8?
How many are you allowed?
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Oh, get in!
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All we need to know is
where the clubs are,
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where the birds are,
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where we're staying
and how to get back.
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I want to find out how we say,
"Drop your pants" in Pragueish.
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That's grand.
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So we get to Prague,
it's fucking freezing.
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Apparently,
it's one degree.
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Oh!
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Mother Nature has give us
one degree to play with
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and apparently, she takes
that off at nighttime,
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'cause it's
minus one.
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What a fucking bitch.
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I'm still not wearing
a coat.
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Aye, yae.
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This is fucking swagger pad.
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Fucking hell.
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This is all right,
innit?
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Got this fucking
swanky apartment.
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Best thing you can do is huddle
the girls in one room,
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Vicky and Ricci in
their little couple room--
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Aww.
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It's gorgeous, innit?
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Isn't it cute?
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The lads just go wherever the
fuck you want as girls come.
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Yes!
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What if Gary comes back,
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sticks his cock
in some random girl,
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and I can hear the moans?
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What if I can hear
the squelching
of the wet fanny?
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This won't be on.
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I'll have to cry myself
to sleep!
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Thank fuck.
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It's too late
to work tonight,
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so we're going
to go out on the town
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and see what all these
Pragueish men are about.
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Let's go.
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First night
in Prague!
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I can't wait
to go out tonight
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and smash it Prague-style
featuring Scotty T.
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Oh, my God.
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It's fucking Baltic,
but who cares?
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As if it's not fucking
cold enough already,
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we're going to go
to an ice bar.
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They made us
dress like twats.
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I look like a fucking astronaut
in this silver puffer jacket.
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Wicked.
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Ice absolutely everywhere.
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Ice bar, ice cups,
ice cubes, ice walls.
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This is fucking icy.
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Knock it back.
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[all chanting]
Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, Vicky!
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We've got vodka
in our glasses,
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vodka in our hands, vodka
coming out of our eyeballs!
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I'm just thinking, "Fuck,
I'm carrying her home later."
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[cheering]
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¶
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We're about to hit
the second club,
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and this is where things get
complicated for me and Gary.
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We slept together
in Amsterdam
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and we did the same back
at the house in Newcastle.
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I'm so worried that it's
going to happen again.
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¶
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I want to do my own thing
and be the boys in...
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You got your ex
living with you,
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so you don't wanna hurt her
'cause it's your ex,
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but then you end up sleeping
with her when you're pissed.
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It's just a mess.
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Come on, lad,
let's go.
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¶
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The club is full of boys.
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It's like ten boys
to every one girl.
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So it's only right
that boys would want
to chat me and Holly up
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'cause we're looking
so damn hot.
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It doesn't take long for Gaz
and Scotty are straight over,
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cock blocking the fuck
out of them.
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I know he's jealous,
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so I'm going to go over
and help him out.
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Thanks a lot,
Gary.
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Do I do this to you?
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Probablies.
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But it doesn't matter!
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They don't want them,
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but they don't want
anyone else to have them.
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It's almost as if they don't
want anyone else
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to ... their back-up plans.
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¶
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We look down
at the dance floor
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and there's a group of lads
having a dance-off.
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So Scotty T. is going
to be like John Travolta
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and rock the fucking
dance floor.
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¶
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And he's jumping.
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He's like Barbie on ice.
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¶ Where did you go...
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Halfway through dancing,
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I get this weird feeling
in me crotch.
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¶
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I ripped me fucking jeans.
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What a tit.
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Nightmare.
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¶
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Going to leave the club and
we're just waiting for Gaz.
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It's all right for Gary
to pull,
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but when I want to pull,
it's cock-block central.
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This is a fucking joke.
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"Guys, we got to go.
Come on, guys, mah, mah"
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And it's Charlotte.
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Gary cock-blocked me earlier
and I didn't say one thing.
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But now I'm getting accused
of being the cock blocker.
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He causes a massive
great big scene,
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goes on like a dick,
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and just generally
behaves like a wanker.
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¶
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Charlotte has obviously
got to him really badly.
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The kid looks like
he's gonna fucking blow.
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Back at the apartment
and it's all on edge.
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You could cut the atmosphere
with a knife.
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I'm angry, I'm pissed off,
I'm tired.
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So I end up just
start necking drinks.
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To the first night
in Prague.
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Think it's clever.
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Ahh!
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It definitely wasn't.
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I want you to enjoy
your night.
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[Charlotte]
I can see Gary
talking to Ricci,
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hands are in the air.
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His face looks weird
like it always does.
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I know he's talking about me,
so I'm gonna confront him.
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That's why
you're pissed off.
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Youse aren't talking
about me, are you?
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Ricci's gone like a flash.
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He knows what happens
in confrontation times.
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You've chose the worst
time to pull someone--
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the very end when
we're all walking out.
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Piss us off.
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Like who?
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You.
So it was just me?
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Don't cock-block us.
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Don't come in and tell me
I've got to leave.
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Don't butt in
my conversations.
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You admit that
you're a dick.
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I'm not a dick.
Yeah, you are.
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How am I dick for talking
to a fucking girl?
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No, that's not
why you're a dick.
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You're a dick for choosing
your times.
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Hold on a second.
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Is this really Gary and
Charlotte having a row,
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falling out,
making or breaking up?
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I've never seen anything
like it in me life.
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Oh, hang on
a fucking second.
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I see it all the fucking time.
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I'm bored as fuck.
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Why don't they
fucking just grow up?
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Every girl that goes
fucking minging.
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So was she.
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Oh, well,
she was minging.
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Everyone in the club
was minging.
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Be careful, everyone!
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Gary might smash
something now.
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I actually fucking might.
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He might punch the wall.
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Nice change from you
fucking doing it.
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Two seconds later,
Gaz is in the bathroom,
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smashed out of
his fucking face.
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[retching]
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Try to sober Gaz up.
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Holding his head
underneath the sink.
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But I just want him away
from Charlotte
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so he doesn't kick off again.
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He's drank himself daft.
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He's a mortal mess.
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Not too much of a hashtag
lad now, are you, Gaz?
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Normally, I'm the one
putting people to bed.
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Carrying people to bed.
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Watching other people
being sick.
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I can't stand up.
I need to get to bed.
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The one person I know that will
look after us is Charlotte.
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All I can hear is,
"Charlotte, Charlotte!"
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It's Gary.
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He's a fragile man.
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[growling]
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Charlotte, Charlotte.
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And I feel like
such a tit.
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I want to video him and say,
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"This is what you are
deep down--
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a little bitch."
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The amazing thing was
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we'd been arguing five minutes
before that.
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So for her
to put all that aside
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and literally come running
to my need is amazing.
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Oh.
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Even though I am
so angry at him,
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I've gotta be there for him
'cause I do care about him.
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He is me soul mate
after all.
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Thank God for Charlotte.
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This is my hour of need
and she's come to my rescue.
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[singing in foreign language]
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It's no longer the shag pad,
it's the spew pad.
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Who wants to get
fucking mortal?
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[cheering]
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¶
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[laughs]
260
00:12:40,088 --> 00:12:41,087
Two slippery nipples.
261
00:12:41,089 --> 00:12:45,991
Why the fuck am I standing
next to an eight-foot ram?
262
00:12:45,993 --> 00:12:48,793
"Geordie Shore"!
Why, aye!
263
00:12:56,668 --> 00:12:59,970
¶
264
00:13:00,671 --> 00:13:03,039
We're working for Anna's company
Geordie Tours
265
00:13:03,041 --> 00:13:06,942
doing stag and hen do's all
over Europe and now in Prague.
266
00:13:06,944 --> 00:13:10,245
[loud yawning]
267
00:13:12,014 --> 00:13:13,481
I've just woke up.
268
00:13:13,483 --> 00:13:14,682
I can't see.
269
00:13:14,684 --> 00:13:18,452
Only thing I know is
Charlotte's lying next to us.
270
00:13:24,292 --> 00:13:25,492
This is great.
271
00:13:25,494 --> 00:13:27,393
Me and Gary
are cuddling in bed.
272
00:13:27,395 --> 00:13:30,696
Could this be the beginning
of something special?
273
00:13:38,371 --> 00:13:40,071
I've got fanny flutter.
274
00:13:40,073 --> 00:13:43,674
I can hear the distant sound
of Pragueish violins.
275
00:13:43,676 --> 00:13:46,543
I wonder
what Gary's thinking.
276
00:13:50,548 --> 00:13:53,182
Gary wants us to give him
a blow job.
277
00:13:53,184 --> 00:13:55,717
I'm horny, I didn't have
any action last night
278
00:13:55,719 --> 00:13:57,585
'cause I couldn't even see.
279
00:14:00,322 --> 00:14:02,156
I'm not giving him
a blow job
280
00:14:02,158 --> 00:14:04,224
and I'm not giving him
a wank either.
281
00:14:04,226 --> 00:14:09,362
So it looks like Gary's
about to take matters
into his own hands.
282
00:14:13,133 --> 00:14:15,968
I don't want to have sex
with him anymore.
283
00:14:15,970 --> 00:14:17,536
That's the new rule.
284
00:14:24,310 --> 00:14:25,877
I'm in bed with Charlotte.
285
00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:26,677
One minute,
she's kissing us,
286
00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:29,079
the next minute she's saying
we're just friends.
287
00:14:29,081 --> 00:14:31,081
I'm in Prague
to have a good time.
288
00:14:31,083 --> 00:14:33,116
I don't need this.
289
00:14:36,086 --> 00:14:39,088
¶
290
00:14:43,693 --> 00:14:46,261
We all wake up,
hung over as fuck,
291
00:14:46,263 --> 00:14:48,596
but I'm pretty sure Gary
will take the cake
292
00:14:48,598 --> 00:14:50,497
for hangover this morning.
293
00:14:51,999 --> 00:14:54,100
[groaning]
294
00:14:54,102 --> 00:14:54,633
Whoa.
295
00:14:54,635 --> 00:14:56,701
I'm starting
to get flashbacks
296
00:14:56,703 --> 00:14:59,136
and thinking,
"Oh, fuck."
297
00:14:59,138 --> 00:15:01,638
The fucking sick bin.
298
00:15:01,640 --> 00:15:02,872
Lot of puke.
299
00:15:02,874 --> 00:15:06,475
It's no longer the shag pad,
it's the spew pad.
300
00:15:10,179 --> 00:15:12,113
[cell phone ringtone]
301
00:15:12,115 --> 00:15:13,848
Oh, fuck.
302
00:15:13,850 --> 00:15:14,215
Oh, no.
303
00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:18,452
Anna's right-hand woman,
Sam, is in Prague with us.
304
00:15:19,353 --> 00:15:20,653
Hi, Sam.
305
00:15:23,556 --> 00:15:25,456
The last thing I want to hear
is that phone ringing
306
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:28,392
and Sam telling me I've got
to go to a bar crawl in Prague.
307
00:15:28,394 --> 00:15:31,461
[Sam on phone]
Okay, see you in a bit, bye.
308
00:15:38,435 --> 00:15:40,169
Is she fucking nuts?
309
00:15:40,171 --> 00:15:42,571
You think
this'll be good?
310
00:15:42,573 --> 00:15:45,206
To be fair, this is
what I used to do
311
00:15:45,208 --> 00:15:46,974
in ... for two years.
312
00:15:46,976 --> 00:15:48,642
So I'm obviously
mint at it.
313
00:15:48,644 --> 00:15:50,977
Bye, bye.
314
00:15:53,080 --> 00:15:56,282
¶
315
00:15:57,917 --> 00:16:01,052
I need everyone to make sure
that everyone's happy,
316
00:16:01,054 --> 00:16:01,852
they've all got a drink.
317
00:16:01,854 --> 00:16:03,320
If they need a seat,
find them a seat.
318
00:16:03,322 --> 00:16:06,089
Just make sure that
they're happy all the time.
319
00:16:06,091 --> 00:16:07,056
Is there any rules?
320
00:16:07,058 --> 00:16:09,024
No kissing.
Nothing ...
321
00:16:09,026 --> 00:16:10,625
And no getting drunk,
okay?
322
00:16:10,627 --> 00:16:12,927
Sam is talking wet as fuck.
323
00:16:12,929 --> 00:16:14,595
She's telling us
that we can't drink
324
00:16:14,597 --> 00:16:16,096
and we can't pull
in a bar crawl.
325
00:16:16,098 --> 00:16:18,431
Hello, this is
"Geordie Shore," bitch.
326
00:16:18,433 --> 00:16:21,934
What we all want to do
in Prague is get fucked.
327
00:16:21,936 --> 00:16:25,103
The only way I'm gonna
make this a good bar crawl
328
00:16:25,105 --> 00:16:26,637
is if I get pissed meself
329
00:16:26,639 --> 00:16:28,839
and show these
how it's done.
330
00:16:28,841 --> 00:16:30,841
I am going to be
a role model.
331
00:16:30,843 --> 00:16:33,877
Nobody can leave
this place sober.
332
00:16:33,879 --> 00:16:35,378
That includes me as well.
333
00:16:35,380 --> 00:16:38,981
So who wants
to get fucking mortal?
334
00:16:38,983 --> 00:16:41,216
[cheering]
335
00:16:41,218 --> 00:16:42,517
To Prague!
336
00:16:42,519 --> 00:16:44,352
[cheers and laughter]
337
00:16:46,855 --> 00:16:47,554
Yes!
338
00:16:47,556 --> 00:16:48,555
[crowd cheering]
339
00:16:48,557 --> 00:16:49,556
Even though I'm hanging,
340
00:16:49,558 --> 00:16:51,124
even though I'm dying
from last night,
341
00:16:51,126 --> 00:16:53,626
I've got to lead by example,
get this party started,
342
00:16:53,628 --> 00:16:56,562
and start necking
straight vodka.
343
00:16:56,564 --> 00:16:58,196
[coughing]
344
00:16:58,198 --> 00:16:58,529
Fuck.
345
00:16:58,531 --> 00:17:02,266
[Sophie]
One, two, three, four, five.
346
00:17:02,268 --> 00:17:03,567
[crowd cheering]
347
00:17:03,569 --> 00:17:06,136
One, two, three, four...
348
00:17:06,138 --> 00:17:08,338
... next bar and get
another bottle of vodka.
349
00:17:08,340 --> 00:17:10,506
On your feet, come on,
let's go.
350
00:17:10,508 --> 00:17:12,274
[crowd cheering]
351
00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:20,381
We're in Prague and we know
it's famous for its nightlife.
352
00:17:20,383 --> 00:17:22,149
But we want to see
a little bit more.
353
00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:24,484
... like frisk.
354
00:17:24,486 --> 00:17:27,286
I can't wait to get out
and see the sights.
355
00:17:27,288 --> 00:17:29,021
Ready?
Let's go.
356
00:17:29,023 --> 00:17:30,022
Bye!
Let's go.
357
00:17:30,024 --> 00:17:32,524
Let's go see the sights.
358
00:17:32,526 --> 00:17:35,894
¶
359
00:17:36,395 --> 00:17:38,229
Oh, for God's sake.
360
00:17:38,231 --> 00:17:40,931
[band music playing]
361
00:17:40,933 --> 00:17:43,900
So we're on this bridge
and we hear this band.
362
00:17:43,902 --> 00:17:45,201
[trumpeting]
363
00:17:45,203 --> 00:17:46,969
And they play
this amazing music,
364
00:17:46,971 --> 00:17:49,304
and me and Charlotte just
start dancing around
365
00:17:49,306 --> 00:17:51,039
like crazy
Pragueish people.
366
00:17:51,041 --> 00:17:54,509
[band continues playing]
367
00:18:03,151 --> 00:18:05,418
[Sophie]
Come on, everyone!
368
00:18:05,420 --> 00:18:06,419
Sam!
369
00:18:06,421 --> 00:18:08,421
[crowd cheering]
370
00:18:08,423 --> 00:18:12,224
I'm pissed, Gary's pissed,
Sophie's pissed.
371
00:18:12,226 --> 00:18:13,425
Everyone's pissed.
372
00:18:13,427 --> 00:18:15,326
[crowd cheering]
373
00:18:15,328 --> 00:18:17,061
I fucking love Prague.
374
00:18:17,063 --> 00:18:18,796
[crowd cheering]
375
00:18:18,798 --> 00:18:22,399
[all chanting]
One more, one more,
one more, one more!
376
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,168
[Sophie chanting]
Gary, Gary!
377
00:18:26,403 --> 00:18:28,738
[all cheering]
378
00:18:29,940 --> 00:18:34,376
Towards the end, four gorgeous
Scottish birds rock up.
379
00:18:39,949 --> 00:18:42,517
I thought they were just
chatting and flirting.
380
00:18:44,553 --> 00:18:46,387
Get her number?
381
00:18:46,389 --> 00:18:47,254
A number.
382
00:18:47,256 --> 00:18:48,088
When we get outside,
383
00:18:48,090 --> 00:18:50,090
Gary reveals that
he's got the number.
384
00:18:50,092 --> 00:18:51,124
Even when I'm hung over,
385
00:18:51,126 --> 00:18:54,627
I'm still gonna be a lad
and I'm still gonna pull.
386
00:18:59,232 --> 00:19:02,334
¶
387
00:19:02,336 --> 00:19:06,304
Prague's mint, but it's
icy as fucking shit.
388
00:19:06,306 --> 00:19:06,937
[chuckles]
389
00:19:06,939 --> 00:19:11,341
Should we just ...
and then walk around?
390
00:19:11,343 --> 00:19:12,942
Come on.
391
00:19:12,944 --> 00:19:14,176
Fuck them.
[laughs]
392
00:19:14,178 --> 00:19:17,245
Me and Charlotte decide
to go and have some fun,
393
00:19:17,247 --> 00:19:17,979
even though with her,
394
00:19:17,981 --> 00:19:20,448
it's probably gonna
turn into a disaster.
395
00:19:23,118 --> 00:19:25,085
We're all on the bridge
having a bit of banter,
396
00:19:25,087 --> 00:19:28,188
looking at some padlocks
and discussing the history.
397
00:19:28,190 --> 00:19:29,189
They're mint.
398
00:19:29,191 --> 00:19:29,989
Next thing I know,
399
00:19:29,991 --> 00:19:31,123
Scott and Charlotte
have fucked off.
400
00:19:31,125 --> 00:19:33,391
Hey, where's Scott
and Charlotte gone?
401
00:19:33,393 --> 00:19:35,493
[trumpet playing]
402
00:19:35,495 --> 00:19:36,193
What the fuck?
403
00:19:36,195 --> 00:19:38,528
[Vicky]
This can only mean trouble.
404
00:19:38,530 --> 00:19:40,196
¶
405
00:19:40,198 --> 00:19:43,265
To be fair, wherever we are--
Prague, Amsterdam--
406
00:19:43,267 --> 00:19:45,133
always like doing
some random shit
407
00:19:45,135 --> 00:19:45,933
to mix up a little bit,
408
00:19:45,935 --> 00:19:49,603
so what better than
some mad Czech dancing?
409
00:20:05,386 --> 00:20:06,719
Ricci looks like
a gay sheriff.
410
00:20:06,721 --> 00:20:10,289
Dan looks like a cross between
Aladdin and Dick Van Dyke.
411
00:20:10,291 --> 00:20:12,190
We all look ridiculous.
412
00:20:12,192 --> 00:20:15,793
[singing in foreign language]
413
00:20:19,164 --> 00:20:20,497
[music playing]
414
00:20:20,499 --> 00:20:22,165
[squeals]
415
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:26,301
It was like some man and woman,
spinning about.
416
00:20:26,303 --> 00:20:28,236
The girl's yelping
like she's getting banged.
417
00:20:28,238 --> 00:20:30,137
The man's whistling
every now and again
418
00:20:30,139 --> 00:20:31,605
in some fucking dress.
419
00:20:31,607 --> 00:20:32,939
What's all
this about?
420
00:20:32,941 --> 00:20:36,008
[music playing]
421
00:20:39,612 --> 00:20:42,981
We all thought Czech dancing
was gonna be shit,
422
00:20:42,983 --> 00:20:45,316
but you know what,
it's lifted us all up,
423
00:20:45,318 --> 00:20:48,385
we're all in a good mood,
and it wasn't that bad.
424
00:20:48,387 --> 00:20:50,754
[music continues]
425
00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:55,124
[laughter]
426
00:20:55,758 --> 00:20:58,593
Them moves will not
be getting used later.
427
00:20:58,595 --> 00:20:59,894
[laughter]
428
00:20:59,896 --> 00:21:02,296
¶ De de de
de de de ¶
429
00:21:03,097 --> 00:21:04,430
[Sophie]
Bye!
430
00:21:05,298 --> 00:21:08,033
¶
431
00:21:08,035 --> 00:21:09,100
Oh, you're gonna--
No.
432
00:21:09,102 --> 00:21:12,570
Out of the corner
of me eye, I spot a shop.
433
00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:13,170
No.
434
00:21:13,172 --> 00:21:14,337
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
435
00:21:14,339 --> 00:21:17,073
A shop with thousands
of animal hats.
436
00:21:17,075 --> 00:21:17,907
This is amazing!
437
00:21:17,909 --> 00:21:20,175
So I need to buy
another one.
438
00:21:20,177 --> 00:21:22,377
It's a-- it's a--
it's a yak.
439
00:21:22,379 --> 00:21:24,645
Can we have
these two hats?
440
00:21:24,647 --> 00:21:26,446
Ha ha ha.
441
00:21:29,349 --> 00:21:30,315
That's actually funny.
442
00:21:30,317 --> 00:21:31,582
Come on.
We should get them.
443
00:21:31,584 --> 00:21:32,382
Let's get these.
444
00:21:32,384 --> 00:21:34,050
With Scotty T.
by me side
445
00:21:34,052 --> 00:21:37,086
and a reindeer hat on,
I'm game for anything.
446
00:21:37,088 --> 00:21:39,555
¶ I want to show her...
447
00:21:39,557 --> 00:21:40,923
Let's go in here.
448
00:21:40,925 --> 00:21:41,323
What is it?
449
00:21:41,325 --> 00:21:42,924
Absinthe, have you ever
tried Absinthe before?
450
00:21:42,926 --> 00:21:45,226
No.
It's not that strong.
451
00:21:45,228 --> 00:21:48,429
¶
452
00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:50,129
Let's touch.
453
00:21:50,131 --> 00:21:52,364
Let's rub horns
sensually.
454
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:55,467
All I know about Absinthe is
that it's illegal as fuck
455
00:21:55,469 --> 00:21:57,936
and it gets you
absolutely hammered.
456
00:21:57,938 --> 00:21:59,170
Sold.
457
00:21:59,172 --> 00:22:01,372
Whoa,
I'm worried.
458
00:22:01,374 --> 00:22:04,108
I'm amazed at the way this
girl's making the Absinthe.
459
00:22:04,110 --> 00:22:06,643
She's burning sugar
over a metal gauze
460
00:22:06,645 --> 00:22:08,277
and flipping it 'round
and fucking shit.
461
00:22:08,279 --> 00:22:11,480
Oh, my God, this is gonna
burn a hole in me face.
462
00:22:11,482 --> 00:22:13,715
Cheers.
Naked.
463
00:22:16,652 --> 00:22:19,220
I've got a feeling
I'm about to get fucked up.
464
00:22:19,222 --> 00:22:21,522
That's so strong.
[laughs]
465
00:22:21,524 --> 00:22:23,190
She looks like
she's gonna die.
466
00:22:23,192 --> 00:22:25,325
I don't know how
I feel about that.
467
00:22:25,327 --> 00:22:26,225
[coughing]
468
00:22:26,227 --> 00:22:29,127
Who am I?
What am I doing?
469
00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:30,628
And why the fuck
am I standing
470
00:22:30,630 --> 00:22:33,964
next to an eight-foot
fucking ram?
471
00:22:35,533 --> 00:22:37,166
I'm sure she means our soul.
472
00:22:37,168 --> 00:22:38,367
What's a Slippery Nipple?
473
00:22:38,369 --> 00:22:41,670
Slippery Nipple, Bailey's,
Absinthe, half-half.
474
00:22:41,672 --> 00:22:43,271
Whoa, can we have
one of them?
475
00:22:43,273 --> 00:22:44,538
What the fuck
is wrong with us?
476
00:22:44,540 --> 00:22:47,908
Two Slippery Nipples.
[makes squeaking sound]
477
00:22:47,910 --> 00:22:48,975
[laughs]
478
00:22:48,977 --> 00:22:51,277
Go on.
[laughs]
479
00:22:51,279 --> 00:22:53,479
To the gazelle tribe.
480
00:22:58,952 --> 00:23:00,185
Oh, God.
481
00:23:03,656 --> 00:23:04,589
As soon as we've left,
482
00:23:04,591 --> 00:23:07,325
I'm absolutely smashed
out of me face.
483
00:23:07,327 --> 00:23:09,460
[blows raspberry]
484
00:23:09,462 --> 00:23:11,395
Oh, sorry.
Sorry, sorry.
485
00:23:11,397 --> 00:23:13,296
Shit.
We're fucked.
486
00:23:13,298 --> 00:23:15,398
Prague, Prague,
we all love Prague.
487
00:23:15,400 --> 00:23:17,099
You love Prague.
You love Prague.
488
00:23:17,101 --> 00:23:18,967
Charlotte is
running down the street
489
00:23:18,969 --> 00:23:22,003
shouting, "I love Prague"
at random people.
490
00:23:22,005 --> 00:23:24,105
Everybody loves Prague!
491
00:23:24,107 --> 00:23:25,573
Oh, there's
me brother.
492
00:23:25,575 --> 00:23:26,240
[both laugh]
493
00:23:26,242 --> 00:23:28,108
I fucking knew
it would come to this.
494
00:23:28,110 --> 00:23:31,177
Prague, yeah!
Prague!
495
00:23:31,179 --> 00:23:32,278
[crowd cheering]
496
00:23:32,280 --> 00:23:34,179
Fucking nuts.
497
00:23:34,181 --> 00:23:37,382
¶
498
00:23:38,917 --> 00:23:41,485
Fucking fluff's all
on me face still.
499
00:23:41,487 --> 00:23:42,619
What the fuck?
500
00:23:42,621 --> 00:23:44,220
Aye, aye.
501
00:23:44,222 --> 00:23:44,954
Hi, everyone.
502
00:23:44,956 --> 00:23:46,989
Gary considers Charlotte
as "his"
503
00:23:46,991 --> 00:23:49,958
and funny enough, he also
considers Scott his.
504
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:52,694
So this is gonna be
quite a tricky situation.
505
00:23:52,696 --> 00:23:55,129
We ended up in
a fucking Absinthery.
506
00:23:55,131 --> 00:23:56,163
It wasn't just
a shot, though.
507
00:23:56,165 --> 00:23:57,664
She was poured like
a half a glass,
508
00:23:57,666 --> 00:23:59,699
setting it on fire
for like ten minutes,
509
00:23:59,701 --> 00:24:00,866
doing all this shit.
510
00:24:00,868 --> 00:24:02,300
And she's like,
"Neck that."
511
00:24:02,302 --> 00:24:02,900
I necked it, right.
512
00:24:02,902 --> 00:24:04,301
It literally, it felt like it
was burning a hole through me.
513
00:24:04,303 --> 00:24:07,203
Slightly funny 'cause you can
see Gaz getting annoyed.
514
00:24:07,205 --> 00:24:09,838
[Vicky]
Youse look so cute together.
515
00:24:09,840 --> 00:24:11,239
Your little hats.
516
00:24:11,241 --> 00:24:12,640
[Gaz]
Nothing would ever happen.
517
00:24:12,642 --> 00:24:13,941
Scott wouldn't be that stupid
518
00:24:13,943 --> 00:24:15,475
'cause I would never
talk to the kid again.
519
00:24:15,477 --> 00:24:17,143
[Vicky]
Glad youse had fun.
520
00:24:17,145 --> 00:24:19,145
So realistically,
I'm not arsed.
521
00:24:19,147 --> 00:24:19,979
¶
522
00:24:19,981 --> 00:24:23,048
Gaz is clearly jealous
that I've been out
with Scott today,
523
00:24:23,050 --> 00:24:26,384
but why is bothered 'cause
he got a girl's number.
524
00:24:26,386 --> 00:24:29,220
Daniel!
Daniel!
525
00:24:30,222 --> 00:24:30,988
Come here.
526
00:24:30,990 --> 00:24:32,122
Just jumped out of the shower
527
00:24:32,124 --> 00:24:35,024
and I get summoned
to the girls' office.
528
00:24:44,934 --> 00:24:46,367
I've got Gaz's back,
529
00:24:46,369 --> 00:24:47,968
so I'm going
to be very selective
530
00:24:47,970 --> 00:24:49,602
about what I tell them.
531
00:24:53,940 --> 00:24:56,174
Dan thinks he's being clever
and giving nothing away,
532
00:24:56,176 --> 00:24:59,710
but Charlotte's finding out
exactly what she needs to know.
533
00:25:06,551 --> 00:25:07,417
Sorry, girls.
534
00:25:07,419 --> 00:25:09,285
No information out of me.
535
00:25:09,287 --> 00:25:10,552
Unlucky.
536
00:25:13,622 --> 00:25:16,991
She's a size fucking 8.
Shit.
537
00:25:24,265 --> 00:25:27,066
Charlotte's acting like she's
not bothered, but she is.
538
00:25:27,068 --> 00:25:29,468
She's gutted that Gaz
has asked another girl
to come out
539
00:25:29,470 --> 00:25:32,871
and if she does turn up,
there's gonna be hell on.
540
00:25:32,873 --> 00:25:35,106
¶
541
00:25:35,108 --> 00:25:37,875
We're all out looking
great, feeling good.
542
00:25:37,877 --> 00:25:38,909
Kiss, kiss.
543
00:25:38,911 --> 00:25:40,377
It couldn't be going better.
544
00:25:40,379 --> 00:25:42,112
And now I feel
like a freak.
545
00:25:42,114 --> 00:25:44,481
Dan is just
absolutely smashed.
546
00:25:44,483 --> 00:25:45,849
[moaning]
547
00:25:45,851 --> 00:25:46,916
The last thing
I want to do
548
00:25:46,918 --> 00:25:50,886
is be associated
with alcohol this morning.
549
00:25:50,888 --> 00:25:52,420
[gun popping]
550
00:25:52,422 --> 00:25:53,187
Ahh!
551
00:25:53,189 --> 00:25:55,989
"Geordie Shore"!
Why, aye!
552
00:26:04,298 --> 00:26:07,500
¶
553
00:26:12,239 --> 00:26:13,839
So we're all
together in Prague
554
00:26:13,841 --> 00:26:17,642
working for Geordie Tours,
getting fucked up.
555
00:26:17,644 --> 00:26:19,510
Follow the yellow
brick road.
556
00:26:19,512 --> 00:26:22,880
¶
557
00:26:29,387 --> 00:26:30,253
Second night in Prague,
558
00:26:30,255 --> 00:26:32,321
we're all out looking
great, feeling good,
559
00:26:32,323 --> 00:26:34,223
can't wait for
the night to start,
560
00:26:34,225 --> 00:26:36,024
and the club is amazing.
561
00:26:36,026 --> 00:26:39,227
¶
562
00:26:42,564 --> 00:26:43,964
We're getting smashed.
We're all dancing.
563
00:26:43,966 --> 00:26:46,933
And I spot them Scottish girls
from the bar crawl.
564
00:26:46,935 --> 00:26:48,534
[instinct chatter]
565
00:26:48,536 --> 00:26:49,801
Buzzing.
566
00:26:51,103 --> 00:26:52,002
Hi.
567
00:26:52,004 --> 00:26:53,136
Yeah.
[laughs]
568
00:26:53,138 --> 00:26:55,171
So the girls who Gary
met at the bar crawl
569
00:26:55,173 --> 00:26:56,172
turn up at the club.
570
00:26:56,174 --> 00:26:59,175
I didn't feel bothered
any of the other times.
571
00:26:59,177 --> 00:27:01,243
I was empty,
like the Tin Man.
572
00:27:01,245 --> 00:27:03,645
But now it's stabbing us
in the heart.
573
00:27:03,647 --> 00:27:07,515
Last night, she was playing
Florence Nightingale for Gaz,
574
00:27:07,517 --> 00:27:09,116
running around,
looking after him.
575
00:27:09,118 --> 00:27:12,686
And now, he's acting like
she doesn't even exist.
576
00:27:13,554 --> 00:27:15,087
I'm necking on this
fit brunette bird.
577
00:27:15,089 --> 00:27:17,289
It couldn't be going better.
578
00:27:23,262 --> 00:27:26,530
I don't want Gary
to see that I'm crying.
579
00:27:29,233 --> 00:27:30,933
And now I feel
like a freak.
580
00:27:30,935 --> 00:27:32,301
At this point,
I'm thinking, right,
581
00:27:32,303 --> 00:27:33,702
I need to go find Gaz
and get this sorted.
582
00:27:33,704 --> 00:27:36,304
[Gaz]
Ricci comes running over...
583
00:27:36,571 --> 00:27:39,539
...telling me that
Charlotte's crying again.
584
00:27:41,408 --> 00:27:42,408
This is like
going back in time.
585
00:27:42,410 --> 00:27:46,712
Charlotte hasn't cried about me
pulling a girl in ages.
586
00:27:52,018 --> 00:27:53,985
As soon as I know
Charlotte's upset,
587
00:27:53,987 --> 00:27:56,020
I'm not bringing these
Scottish birds back.
588
00:27:56,022 --> 00:27:57,588
She was there
for me last night
589
00:27:57,590 --> 00:27:59,389
so I'll be there
for her tonight.
590
00:27:59,391 --> 00:28:02,225
¶
591
00:28:02,227 --> 00:28:03,426
The night's going mint.
592
00:28:03,428 --> 00:28:05,294
Me and Gaz are pulling
a couple of birds,
593
00:28:05,296 --> 00:28:06,528
and shock,
Dan's spinning ... out
594
00:28:06,530 --> 00:28:11,533
'cause the bird he's been
cracking on to all night
has completely pied him.
595
00:28:13,469 --> 00:28:17,238
All of a sudden, Dan is
just absolutely smashed.
596
00:28:17,240 --> 00:28:21,108
¶
597
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:21,975
Oh!
598
00:28:21,977 --> 00:28:23,176
Toucan Dan is at it again,
599
00:28:23,178 --> 00:28:25,044
making a right
fucking prick of himself
600
00:28:25,046 --> 00:28:26,678
and letting his mouth go.
601
00:28:28,013 --> 00:28:30,748
Out of the blue, he's telling
Ricci to fuck off.
602
00:28:35,353 --> 00:28:37,654
Dan's had far too much
to drink.
603
00:28:39,857 --> 00:28:42,258
The best thing to do is
get him out of this club
604
00:28:42,260 --> 00:28:44,460
and back to the house ASAP.
605
00:28:49,466 --> 00:28:52,401
¶
606
00:28:55,605 --> 00:28:57,305
[shouting gibberish]
607
00:28:57,307 --> 00:29:00,341
So I've made it home
without any more incidents.
608
00:29:00,343 --> 00:29:02,376
[moaning]
609
00:29:02,378 --> 00:29:03,610
Dan's fucking smashed.
610
00:29:03,612 --> 00:29:05,912
Some cheese.
611
00:29:05,914 --> 00:29:06,379
I like cheese.
612
00:29:06,381 --> 00:29:11,016
He's acting and looking like
a complete fucking dildo.
613
00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,886
Get yourself to bed,
sleep it off,
614
00:29:14,888 --> 00:29:16,487
and we'll talk
about it in the morning.
615
00:29:16,489 --> 00:29:19,323
I'll call you a wanker then.
I can wait.
616
00:29:19,325 --> 00:29:21,124
[Dan retching]
617
00:29:21,126 --> 00:29:23,059
[Sophie]
Daniel!
618
00:29:23,061 --> 00:29:24,660
... bed.
619
00:29:24,662 --> 00:29:27,596
[Dan]
My God, man, why?
620
00:29:27,598 --> 00:29:30,966
¶
621
00:29:32,034 --> 00:29:33,401
Yes, we're all
feeling rough,
622
00:29:33,403 --> 00:29:36,103
but not a patch on
how rough Dan's feeling.
623
00:29:36,105 --> 00:29:38,138
[groaning]
Fucking hell.
624
00:29:38,140 --> 00:29:41,574
Girls, we're going off to do
something a bit girly
625
00:29:41,576 --> 00:29:42,508
and have some girl time.
626
00:29:42,510 --> 00:29:45,911
And boys, we found something
really good for youse to do.
627
00:29:45,913 --> 00:29:46,444
We're all hanging.
628
00:29:46,446 --> 00:29:48,145
The girls say they've got
something nice planned for us.
629
00:29:48,147 --> 00:29:51,081
The girls never have anything
nice planned for us.
630
00:29:51,083 --> 00:29:54,284
¶
631
00:29:55,886 --> 00:29:57,186
While the boys go and relax,
632
00:29:57,188 --> 00:30:00,022
us girls are going to get
all of our aggression out
633
00:30:00,024 --> 00:30:01,223
at a shooting range.
634
00:30:01,225 --> 00:30:04,259
Come on, hurry up.
I want to shoot shit.
635
00:30:04,261 --> 00:30:08,129
I feel a little bit worried
for all of our lives.
636
00:30:08,131 --> 00:30:09,563
Hi.
Hi.
637
00:30:09,565 --> 00:30:11,698
Nice to meet you.
638
00:30:11,700 --> 00:30:12,999
I don't know who I'm
more concerned about--
639
00:30:13,001 --> 00:30:16,635
Charlotte because
she's got absolutely
no aim and flaccid arms
640
00:30:16,637 --> 00:30:20,238
or Holly because I think she's
a little bit fucking unhinged.
641
00:30:20,240 --> 00:30:21,239
Charlotte goes first.
642
00:30:21,241 --> 00:30:24,175
Whoa, God,
this is really scary.
643
00:30:24,177 --> 00:30:25,676
She's nervous,
she's shaking.
644
00:30:25,678 --> 00:30:28,145
She's holding the gun
while it's going like this.
645
00:30:28,147 --> 00:30:29,379
I'm ready to shoot this gun
646
00:30:29,381 --> 00:30:31,314
like a boy
shooting his load
647
00:30:31,316 --> 00:30:34,250
all over a girl's breasts.
648
00:30:34,252 --> 00:30:36,418
Ahh!
649
00:30:37,620 --> 00:30:39,253
Go, go.
Boom, boom, boom!
650
00:30:39,255 --> 00:30:40,587
[gunshots]
651
00:30:40,589 --> 00:30:42,088
Ahh!
652
00:30:44,524 --> 00:30:47,459
¶
653
00:30:47,461 --> 00:30:49,661
When we get there,
it's a spa.
654
00:30:49,663 --> 00:30:51,095
Wicked.
655
00:30:51,097 --> 00:30:52,963
But it's a different
kind of spa.
656
00:30:52,965 --> 00:30:54,564
You've got
a beer pump next to you
657
00:30:54,566 --> 00:30:56,365
while you're bathing in beer.
658
00:30:56,367 --> 00:30:58,500
To me, it doesn't get
much better than that.
659
00:30:58,502 --> 00:30:59,968
Dan, all the best, mate.
660
00:30:59,970 --> 00:31:01,402
[Dan]
The last thing I want to do
661
00:31:01,404 --> 00:31:04,471
is be associated
with alcohol this morning.
662
00:31:07,341 --> 00:31:08,674
[Vicky]
Yes!
663
00:31:08,676 --> 00:31:10,375
Go, lass.
664
00:31:10,377 --> 00:31:11,909
She hit the 10.
665
00:31:11,911 --> 00:31:13,577
Sophie gets all into it.
666
00:31:13,579 --> 00:31:15,045
I've gotta get the head.
667
00:31:15,047 --> 00:31:18,281
All Rambo and Charlie's Angels
all at once.
668
00:31:18,283 --> 00:31:21,017
Whoa!
Fucking hell!
669
00:31:21,019 --> 00:31:21,617
Me aim's so good.
670
00:31:21,619 --> 00:31:25,354
I'm just getting on the board
and that's all I want to do.
671
00:31:25,356 --> 00:31:27,055
Whoa, look what I've just hit.
672
00:31:27,057 --> 00:31:30,758
But then I realize I fucking
killed the hostage.
673
00:31:34,896 --> 00:31:37,530
For some reason,
the woman decides to hide
674
00:31:37,532 --> 00:31:41,000
what looks like mushy peas
all over me knob.
675
00:31:41,968 --> 00:31:43,335
I can see beer.
676
00:31:43,337 --> 00:31:44,502
I'm drinking beer.
677
00:31:44,504 --> 00:31:48,072
I just want to go home
and end my life.
678
00:31:49,607 --> 00:31:53,309
Oh, my God.
I'm so nervous.
679
00:31:53,311 --> 00:31:54,943
Ahh!
680
00:31:54,945 --> 00:31:57,345
Go on, Holly.
Aim at the cock.
681
00:31:57,347 --> 00:31:57,945
Ah.
682
00:31:57,947 --> 00:31:59,079
Am I getting anywhere
near the cock?
683
00:31:59,081 --> 00:32:01,081
Close, you may have
took out a testicle.
684
00:32:01,083 --> 00:32:02,549
I definitely shouldn't be
allowed a gun.
685
00:32:02,551 --> 00:32:04,551
I won't be
buying one of them.
686
00:32:26,106 --> 00:32:28,340
[cell phone ringtone]
687
00:32:28,342 --> 00:32:30,642
Sam, the other boss,
is ringing.
688
00:32:32,311 --> 00:32:32,910
Yes, boss.
689
00:32:32,912 --> 00:32:35,512
I hate her as much
as I hate Anna.
690
00:32:40,351 --> 00:32:44,587
Today's Geordie Tour's job
involves me, Vicky, and Scott
691
00:32:44,589 --> 00:32:47,990
guiding people around Prague
on top of a bus.
692
00:32:47,992 --> 00:32:49,591
We are good at fake tan.
693
00:32:49,593 --> 00:32:51,292
We are good
at drinking.
694
00:32:51,294 --> 00:32:54,628
Tour guides, being sober?
Not our thing.
695
00:32:54,630 --> 00:32:58,331
Everyone's paid good money to
get a good tour out of Prague
696
00:32:58,333 --> 00:32:59,332
and here we turn up--
697
00:32:59,334 --> 00:33:01,701
Tweedle Dum, Tweedle Twat,
and me.
698
00:33:05,839 --> 00:33:07,139
[cheering]
699
00:33:07,141 --> 00:33:10,509
We've got about 50 pairs
of eyes staring back at us,
700
00:33:10,511 --> 00:33:12,210
and we know fuck-all
about Prague.
701
00:33:12,212 --> 00:33:14,245
Everyone, if you'd like
to look to your right,
702
00:33:14,247 --> 00:33:20,351
that restaurant is actually
favored by the king of Prague.
703
00:33:21,419 --> 00:33:24,654
Vicky fucking "P"
is on the M-I-C
704
00:33:24,656 --> 00:33:25,888
and it's going fucking shit.
705
00:33:25,890 --> 00:33:28,490
That's where
the king of Prague
gets his sandwiches.
706
00:33:28,492 --> 00:33:31,459
Certain members
have realized that
there is no king of Prague.
707
00:33:31,461 --> 00:33:34,662
Everyone look.
There's some water!
708
00:33:34,664 --> 00:33:39,133
Don't swim in the river.
It's cold and very dirty.
709
00:33:40,001 --> 00:33:43,470
Stop the bus 'cause
I'm fucking offsky.
710
00:33:44,672 --> 00:33:45,638
Last night in Prague.
711
00:33:45,640 --> 00:33:47,873
Last night, big night,
family night.
712
00:33:47,875 --> 00:33:49,341
I love family time.
713
00:33:49,343 --> 00:33:49,908
So do we.
714
00:33:49,910 --> 00:33:52,076
How about we have tonight
no pullsies?
715
00:33:52,078 --> 00:33:53,977
Pullsies.
No bringses backsies.
716
00:33:53,979 --> 00:33:55,878
The first night, I was
with all of youse.
717
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:57,179
The second night,
I was birdsies.
718
00:33:57,181 --> 00:34:00,048
Right, well, then the third
night, families.
719
00:34:00,050 --> 00:34:02,216
Yeah?
Wicked.
720
00:34:02,218 --> 00:34:03,984
[crowd cheering]
721
00:34:03,986 --> 00:34:06,219
It's a massive
Pragueish party.
722
00:34:06,221 --> 00:34:07,853
¶
723
00:34:07,855 --> 00:34:11,022
[Dan]
Strip clubs, girls.
724
00:34:11,024 --> 00:34:13,024
Dan just came in his pants.
725
00:34:13,026 --> 00:34:13,591
¶
726
00:34:13,593 --> 00:34:15,926
Scott's misinterpreted
family night.
727
00:34:15,928 --> 00:34:19,296
I can't help it if
300 birds want me cock.
728
00:34:19,298 --> 00:34:21,031
Stop!
Hey!
729
00:34:21,033 --> 00:34:22,632
[cheering]
730
00:34:22,634 --> 00:34:25,368
"Geordie Shore"!
Why, aye!
731
00:34:33,176 --> 00:34:36,378
¶
732
00:34:39,548 --> 00:34:42,950
Gaz tonight has come up
with a wicked idea--
733
00:34:42,952 --> 00:34:44,251
strip club.
734
00:34:45,319 --> 00:34:47,553
What are you
gonna do instead?
735
00:34:47,555 --> 00:34:48,120
[laughs]
736
00:34:48,122 --> 00:34:50,522
I trust him and I know
he's not gonna do
anything there
737
00:34:50,524 --> 00:34:53,324
than have a drink and have
a bit of banter with the lads
738
00:34:53,326 --> 00:34:55,092
and probably feel
very uncomfortable
739
00:34:55,094 --> 00:34:56,226
because all he can
think about
740
00:34:56,228 --> 00:34:58,661
is my questions
when he comes home.
741
00:35:01,364 --> 00:35:04,566
¶
742
00:35:05,468 --> 00:35:07,302
I've just thought, mate,
I'm 20 years old
743
00:35:07,304 --> 00:35:08,436
and I've never, ever
been to a strip club.
744
00:35:08,438 --> 00:35:12,473
Dan reveals he's never been
to a strip club in his life.
745
00:35:12,475 --> 00:35:14,441
What?
You're gonna
love it.
746
00:35:14,443 --> 00:35:16,976
No, no.
The lads are mortified.
747
00:35:16,978 --> 00:35:19,144
You're gonna
love it.
748
00:35:19,146 --> 00:35:19,978
Be in his element.
749
00:35:19,980 --> 00:35:23,147
Your fucking tongue and jaw is
gonna be on the floor, son.
750
00:35:23,149 --> 00:35:24,448
What's he gonna tell
we're next?
751
00:35:24,450 --> 00:35:26,950
That he's just
grown his first pube--
752
00:35:26,952 --> 00:35:28,251
#babycock.
753
00:35:28,253 --> 00:35:30,753
And the boy became a man.
754
00:35:31,588 --> 00:35:34,790
¶
755
00:35:45,601 --> 00:35:46,734
We get seated
right at the front,
756
00:35:46,736 --> 00:35:48,669
and Dan already looks
like a rabbit
757
00:35:48,671 --> 00:35:50,437
caught in the headlights.
758
00:35:51,238 --> 00:35:52,605
My eyes are like
golf balls.
759
00:35:52,607 --> 00:35:55,174
It's better
than Christmas morning.
760
00:35:56,075 --> 00:35:58,009
"Dan, do you want
a drink?"
761
00:35:58,011 --> 00:36:00,411
"Dan, are you
enjoying Prague?"
762
00:36:05,884 --> 00:36:07,150
I've only been here
two minutes,
763
00:36:07,152 --> 00:36:10,253
and I'm dying to go to
the toilet and knock one out.
764
00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:18,094
Money in the thong,
she gives us a little kiss.
765
00:36:19,963 --> 00:36:21,396
Wicked.
766
00:36:26,468 --> 00:36:27,301
Can't believe I'm 20
767
00:36:27,303 --> 00:36:31,171
and I've never been in
one of these places before.
768
00:36:31,173 --> 00:36:32,005
Membership?
769
00:36:32,007 --> 00:36:34,507
[Scott]
I've got this mint stripper
grinding on me pipe,
770
00:36:34,509 --> 00:36:37,576
and I reckon she's enjoying it
more than I am.
771
00:36:39,245 --> 00:36:42,680
It's not very often you get
to grind on Zeus himself.
772
00:36:42,682 --> 00:36:45,549
I'm all right,
thank you.
773
00:36:45,551 --> 00:36:47,951
I've never seen
James and Ricci
774
00:36:47,953 --> 00:36:50,019
so scared of a pair of tits.
775
00:36:50,021 --> 00:36:51,286
The girl tries
to sit in my lap,
776
00:36:51,288 --> 00:36:53,721
and it's never, ever
gonna happen.
777
00:36:54,322 --> 00:36:56,723
I don't know who's
the most uncomfortable.
778
00:36:56,725 --> 00:36:58,291
James is running away.
779
00:36:58,293 --> 00:36:59,625
Ricci's just shit
his self.
780
00:36:59,627 --> 00:37:02,060
And Dan's just
came in his pants.
781
00:37:02,494 --> 00:37:04,495
Tonight, we're being
the lads.
782
00:37:04,497 --> 00:37:05,395
Girls grinding on.
783
00:37:05,397 --> 00:37:07,363
I turn around, Scott's got
a fucking bra on his neck.
784
00:37:07,365 --> 00:37:09,498
I think this has been
the best night in Europe.
785
00:37:09,500 --> 00:37:11,266
[Dan]
James and Ricci
have been looking
786
00:37:11,268 --> 00:37:12,967
at their watches all night.
787
00:37:12,969 --> 00:37:13,634
Time to go.
788
00:37:13,636 --> 00:37:15,235
Let's go see the girls.
789
00:37:15,237 --> 00:37:18,438
¶
790
00:37:22,910 --> 00:37:24,377
It's a tradition
in "Geordie Shore"
791
00:37:24,379 --> 00:37:26,379
when there's been
too much drama,
792
00:37:26,381 --> 00:37:28,247
too many randoms
on nights out
793
00:37:28,249 --> 00:37:30,415
that we'll call
for a family night.
794
00:37:30,417 --> 00:37:33,317
It's all about us
and not pulling.
795
00:37:33,319 --> 00:37:34,985
¶
796
00:37:34,987 --> 00:37:37,087
No shagging,
there's no necking on,
797
00:37:37,089 --> 00:37:39,089
spending a lot of time
with each other
798
00:37:39,091 --> 00:37:40,223
and them are the rules.
799
00:37:40,225 --> 00:37:42,625
And we take them
very seriously.
800
00:37:42,627 --> 00:37:46,028
¶
801
00:37:46,030 --> 00:37:46,528
[cheering]
802
00:37:46,530 --> 00:37:50,632
This is the best club
I've probably ever been to.
803
00:37:50,634 --> 00:37:53,034
We're doing shitloads
of shots.
804
00:37:53,036 --> 00:37:56,070
What more could you
fucking ask for?
805
00:37:56,072 --> 00:37:56,970
Girls on the bar,
806
00:37:56,972 --> 00:37:59,472
they're dancing
practically half-naked.
807
00:37:59,474 --> 00:38:01,407
The fire breathers.
808
00:38:03,443 --> 00:38:05,277
Fish bowls,
music's unreal.
809
00:38:05,279 --> 00:38:07,879
It's a massive
Pragueish party.
810
00:38:07,881 --> 00:38:11,082
¶
811
00:38:14,619 --> 00:38:18,388
I think Scott's
misinterpreted family night.
812
00:38:19,490 --> 00:38:22,191
The girls have asked
for one simple thing,
813
00:38:22,193 --> 00:38:24,326
but Scott can't help himself.
814
00:38:25,895 --> 00:38:28,596
Me and Sophie decide
we need to talk to Scotty T
815
00:38:28,598 --> 00:38:30,731
about his
ridiculous behavior.
816
00:38:38,139 --> 00:38:40,006
Two seconds fucking later...
817
00:38:40,008 --> 00:38:42,875
¶
818
00:38:42,877 --> 00:38:47,412
...Scotty T over at girls,
necking on, taching on,
819
00:38:47,414 --> 00:38:49,914
couldn't give
a fuck about family.
820
00:38:49,916 --> 00:38:51,315
¶
821
00:38:51,317 --> 00:38:55,118
Yes, I do love the family,
but what am I supposed to do?
822
00:38:55,120 --> 00:38:56,085
Become a fucking monk?
823
00:38:56,087 --> 00:38:58,387
[Charlotte]
It's in one ear,
out the other
824
00:38:58,389 --> 00:38:59,488
and I don't understand how
825
00:38:59,490 --> 00:39:00,422
'cause he's got
quite a large head
826
00:39:00,424 --> 00:39:03,258
and I would think it
would take a while for it
to come out the other,
827
00:39:03,260 --> 00:39:04,125
but no, it's so fast.
828
00:39:04,127 --> 00:39:06,227
It's 'cause there's
nothing in the middle!
829
00:39:06,229 --> 00:39:07,695
He hasn't got a brain!
830
00:39:12,200 --> 00:39:15,368
Next thing I know, Charlotte's
giving us a fucking ...
831
00:39:15,370 --> 00:39:17,169
for trying to pull.
832
00:39:20,973 --> 00:39:21,572
Sorry, Mom.
833
00:39:21,574 --> 00:39:24,508
I can't help if 300 birds
want me cock.
834
00:39:25,076 --> 00:39:29,112
That's it, I'm sick to death
of these stupid boys.
835
00:39:29,114 --> 00:39:30,947
¶
836
00:39:30,949 --> 00:39:32,481
I'm going to let
my stress out
837
00:39:32,483 --> 00:39:36,084
and dance on the stage
with the deejay.
838
00:39:36,086 --> 00:39:38,486
I'm showing all the boys
that who gives a fuck
839
00:39:38,488 --> 00:39:41,088
'cause I'm ready
to rock on their dicks.
840
00:39:41,090 --> 00:39:44,057
And then the deejay
even notices this.
841
00:39:44,059 --> 00:39:46,125
¶
842
00:39:46,127 --> 00:39:49,461
I'm like, "Yeah, I'll jump
on your dick, too."
843
00:39:49,463 --> 00:39:52,664
¶
844
00:39:56,035 --> 00:39:59,971
So I'm chatting
to two English guys.
845
00:39:59,973 --> 00:40:02,006
And Gary's getting
angry about it,
846
00:40:02,008 --> 00:40:04,108
saying this is family night.
847
00:40:08,046 --> 00:40:09,046
I'm not trying to pull them.
848
00:40:09,048 --> 00:40:12,282
I know the difference between
having a friendly conversation
849
00:40:12,284 --> 00:40:15,285
and wanting to get
someone's cock out.
850
00:40:16,954 --> 00:40:18,888
I hate him!
Why's he bothered?
851
00:40:18,890 --> 00:40:21,490
He was sitting with a girl
the other night.
852
00:40:21,492 --> 00:40:22,991
He's unreadable.
853
00:40:22,993 --> 00:40:24,325
He's like the Spanish Bible.
854
00:40:24,327 --> 00:40:27,661
Why are you angry when
you get into other girls?
855
00:40:27,663 --> 00:40:29,295
This is why I cry!
856
00:40:29,297 --> 00:40:31,430
This is why
I'm upset.
857
00:40:32,565 --> 00:40:34,432
I want Gaz
to loosen his reins.
858
00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:36,100
It's really not fair.
859
00:40:43,708 --> 00:40:46,076
Charlotte and Gaz are having
another fucking argument
860
00:40:46,078 --> 00:40:47,110
about one of them pulling.
861
00:40:47,112 --> 00:40:50,580
In other shocking news,
water is wet.
862
00:40:56,286 --> 00:40:59,554
[cheering]
863
00:41:02,457 --> 00:41:05,659
¶
864
00:41:09,964 --> 00:41:11,464
We're all absolutely smashed,
865
00:41:11,466 --> 00:41:13,699
so it's straight to bed
for everyone.
866
00:41:18,104 --> 00:41:19,070
My head's absolutely spinning
867
00:41:19,072 --> 00:41:23,207
and the last thing I want is
Holly spinning on me cock.
868
00:41:33,685 --> 00:41:37,354
After tonight,
the last place I thought
I'd be is in Gary's bed.
869
00:41:37,356 --> 00:41:40,256
But for once,
it's just as friends.
870
00:41:41,191 --> 00:41:44,626
After everything me
and Charlotte have been through
in the last few days,
871
00:41:44,628 --> 00:41:48,696
lying here with her now,
it actually feels quite right.
872
00:41:48,698 --> 00:41:52,066
¶
873
00:41:55,370 --> 00:41:58,972
Shit, I've woken up
in bed with Scotty T.
874
00:42:01,608 --> 00:42:03,342
We both know that
nothing happened.
875
00:42:03,344 --> 00:42:06,611
She kept on her side of
the bed and I kept on mine.
876
00:42:06,613 --> 00:42:07,378
Sorted.
877
00:42:07,380 --> 00:42:10,247
Last night was good,
wasn't it?
878
00:42:12,016 --> 00:42:12,982
[giggles]
879
00:42:12,984 --> 00:42:15,050
I've woke up
in bed with Gary
880
00:42:15,052 --> 00:42:16,851
and I feel bad about
arguing with him.
881
00:42:16,853 --> 00:42:19,386
It's time to mention the lads
now to the strip club
882
00:42:19,388 --> 00:42:21,488
before Vicky starts
the inquisition.
883
00:42:21,490 --> 00:42:24,324
It was funny.
... onstage.
884
00:42:24,326 --> 00:42:26,292
Well, I hope you enjoyed
looking at them
885
00:42:26,294 --> 00:42:28,627
'cause you're never
gonna see mine again.
886
00:42:28,629 --> 00:42:30,929
Did you get a dance?
887
00:42:30,931 --> 00:42:32,063
Nah.
888
00:42:32,065 --> 00:42:33,230
What?
No.
889
00:42:33,232 --> 00:42:36,066
They're all ugly
compared to you.
890
00:42:36,068 --> 00:42:36,566
[both laugh]
891
00:42:36,568 --> 00:42:40,102
Me and Charlotte are like
the sun and the moon.
892
00:42:44,273 --> 00:42:49,543
Every once in a blue moon,
they'll cross like an eclipse.
893
00:42:58,686 --> 00:42:59,652
Newcastle!
894
00:42:59,654 --> 00:43:00,452
We're back in Newcastle.
895
00:43:00,454 --> 00:43:02,220
Buzzing, I'm gonna
play with me clit.
896
00:43:02,222 --> 00:43:05,122
You've been wanking
over a man.
897
00:43:05,124 --> 00:43:05,555
[laughter]
898
00:43:05,557 --> 00:43:09,825
¶ I think I've had enough
to drink ¶
899
00:43:09,827 --> 00:43:11,493
Fuck off, man!
900
00:43:13,062 --> 00:43:13,961
Fucking ass.
901
00:43:13,963 --> 00:43:14,561
Fuck off, you slag.
902
00:43:14,563 --> 00:43:17,530
Who invited fucking
Grandmother Willow
to the party, like?
903
00:43:17,532 --> 00:43:19,932
The cock could have been
inserted into the fairy hole
904
00:43:19,934 --> 00:43:21,633
for like a couple of seconds.
905
00:43:23,102 --> 00:43:25,203
Time I walked away.
906
00:43:25,205 --> 00:43:27,104
High-fives all around.
907
00:43:27,106 --> 00:43:28,572
I bet her vagina is dusty.
908
00:43:28,574 --> 00:43:30,140
¶ Everyone's here to party
909
00:43:30,142 --> 00:43:32,375
¶ If you wanna go back
wanna go back ¶
910
00:43:32,377 --> 00:43:34,076
¶ Everyone's here to party
911
00:43:34,078 --> 00:43:36,078
¶ If you wanna go back
wanna go ¶
912
00:43:36,080 --> 00:43:37,546
¶ Everyone's here to party
913
00:43:37,548 --> 00:43:39,948
¶ If you wanna go back
wanna go back ¶
914
00:43:39,950 --> 00:43:41,249
¶ Everyone's here to party
915
00:43:41,251 --> 00:43:43,284
¶ Let's party, party
wanna go back ¶
916
00:43:43,286 --> 00:43:45,153
¶ Let's party hard
wanna go back ¶
917
00:43:45,155 --> 00:43:47,321
¶ Let's party, party
wanna go back ¶
918
00:43:47,323 --> 00:43:48,155
¶ Let's party hard
919
00:43:48,157 --> 00:43:51,458
¶ Wanna go now
go now, go now... ¶