1 00:00:05,638 --> 00:00:06,838 Geordie Shore is back! 2 00:00:06,840 --> 00:00:10,374 What the hell is gonna happen this time? 3 00:00:10,376 --> 00:00:11,408 Geordie Tours! 4 00:00:11,410 --> 00:00:12,876 Where? Across Europe. 5 00:00:12,878 --> 00:00:13,810 (cheering) 6 00:00:13,812 --> 00:00:15,478 (James) She's sending us to Europe. 7 00:00:15,480 --> 00:00:19,114 (girls) What happens on tour, stays on tour! 8 00:00:19,116 --> 00:00:20,815 Bring on the fucking carnage. 9 00:00:20,817 --> 00:00:22,082 (laughing) 10 00:00:22,084 --> 00:00:24,250 Odd car double sex. 11 00:00:24,252 --> 00:00:25,484 Dust this, buck that. 12 00:00:25,486 --> 00:00:26,518 (Charlotte) Sex machine? 13 00:00:26,520 --> 00:00:27,752 The fucking thing'll blow up. 14 00:00:27,754 --> 00:00:30,154 Everybody's noticing that there's an atmosphere 15 00:00:30,156 --> 00:00:31,255 between me and James. 16 00:00:31,257 --> 00:00:34,091 James is being a massive dickhead. 17 00:00:34,093 --> 00:00:35,125 (shouting) 18 00:00:35,127 --> 00:00:37,293 Don't be a fool, grab your tool. 19 00:00:37,295 --> 00:00:40,396 Gary's turned up, and I don't give a shit. 20 00:00:40,398 --> 00:00:42,798 What the fuck has happened to Charlotte? 21 00:00:42,800 --> 00:00:43,632 I'm in control. 22 00:00:43,634 --> 00:00:46,735 And then, all of a sudden, I wanna shag him. 23 00:00:46,737 --> 00:00:47,368 (moaning) 24 00:00:47,370 --> 00:00:50,170 Four-way kiss, standard procedure. 25 00:00:50,172 --> 00:00:51,404 Speed dating tonight. 26 00:00:51,406 --> 00:00:52,872 See a bird, I take her home, 27 00:00:52,874 --> 00:00:54,340 that's what I call speed dating. 28 00:00:54,342 --> 00:00:56,408 (Charlotte) Find someone else to take home and bang, 29 00:00:56,410 --> 00:00:58,176 and he's game. 30 00:00:58,178 --> 00:00:59,177 (moaning) 31 00:00:59,179 --> 00:01:00,178 I've had sex in the house, 32 00:01:00,180 --> 00:01:02,380 and Gary's had sex in the house, 33 00:01:02,382 --> 00:01:04,515 and it's all weirdly okay. 34 00:01:04,517 --> 00:01:05,682 ¶ Everyone's here to party 35 00:01:05,684 --> 00:01:07,884 I should have a degree in pulling women. 36 00:01:07,886 --> 00:01:10,253 I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. edge. 37 00:01:10,255 --> 00:01:11,787 If you look up "pulling" in the dictionary, 38 00:01:11,789 --> 00:01:12,721 my name's next to it. 39 00:01:12,723 --> 00:01:14,422 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 40 00:01:14,424 --> 00:01:16,724 Get me in this house, 'cause I'm gonna tear the place up. 41 00:01:16,726 --> 00:01:18,659 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 42 00:01:18,661 --> 00:01:20,694 Got the looks, got the charm, it just works. 43 00:01:20,696 --> 00:01:23,129 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double-F's. 44 00:01:23,131 --> 00:01:25,498 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing my hair. 45 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:29,235 (all) Geordie Shore, why aye! 46 00:01:30,737 --> 00:01:33,839 ¶ I can't 47 00:01:33,841 --> 00:01:37,142 ¶ Wait to 48 00:01:37,144 --> 00:01:40,245 ¶ See the 49 00:01:40,247 --> 00:01:43,481 ¶ Night, yeah 50 00:01:43,483 --> 00:01:46,584 ¶ I can't 51 00:01:46,586 --> 00:01:49,753 ¶ Wait to... 52 00:01:49,755 --> 00:01:50,687 (hiccups) 53 00:01:50,689 --> 00:01:52,321 That was unreal. 54 00:01:52,323 --> 00:01:54,790 Holly? 55 00:01:57,894 --> 00:02:00,662 So, we captured cock, we brought the cock home. 56 00:02:00,664 --> 00:02:04,332 Oh yes, the cock capturers are in the lead. 57 00:02:07,169 --> 00:02:10,771 And, excuse me, Gary who? 58 00:02:10,773 --> 00:02:15,675 ¶ 59 00:02:15,677 --> 00:02:20,146 (farting) 60 00:02:20,148 --> 00:02:21,514 Huh? 61 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:25,217 (Scott) So, me and Gaz wake up, hungover to fuck, 62 00:02:25,219 --> 00:02:26,751 and apparently, there's no better 63 00:02:26,753 --> 00:02:29,253 than a full on facial massage. 64 00:02:29,255 --> 00:02:30,687 Wicked. 65 00:02:30,689 --> 00:02:34,724 ¶ 66 00:02:37,661 --> 00:02:38,894 Hi. 67 00:02:38,896 --> 00:02:40,228 (woman) You want us to put this on you 68 00:02:40,230 --> 00:02:42,230 so your hair doesn't get messed up? 69 00:02:42,232 --> 00:02:45,266 I'm all for it. 70 00:02:45,268 --> 00:02:48,469 This feels fucking mint. 71 00:02:54,609 --> 00:02:56,142 Yeah, I know, definitely. 72 00:02:56,144 --> 00:02:58,878 But, to be fair, like, pulling-wise, 73 00:02:58,880 --> 00:03:02,314 we've done pretty well like. 74 00:03:03,716 --> 00:03:06,350 Gaz is always banging on about he's not 75 00:03:06,352 --> 00:03:07,250 gonna get with Charlotte, 76 00:03:07,252 --> 00:03:09,252 and he's not gonna do this, he's not gonna do that. 77 00:03:09,254 --> 00:03:11,354 Hold on a minute, mate, he said this last week, 78 00:03:11,356 --> 00:03:13,989 and then he ended up banging her. 79 00:03:16,659 --> 00:03:18,693 It's just relaxing, isn't it? 80 00:03:18,695 --> 00:03:21,195 I didn't know it was like this, I thought it was just like, 81 00:03:21,197 --> 00:03:22,429 you just slap some on your face, 82 00:03:22,431 --> 00:03:25,098 and then you just take off. 83 00:03:25,100 --> 00:03:27,066 First ever facial massage, 84 00:03:27,068 --> 00:03:27,733 unbelievable. 85 00:03:27,735 --> 00:03:29,367 I'm definitely coming back. 86 00:03:29,369 --> 00:03:31,602 Bye, lovely. 87 00:03:31,604 --> 00:03:33,604 (laughing) 88 00:03:35,607 --> 00:03:37,207 What you doing tonight? 89 00:03:37,209 --> 00:03:39,542 I was thinking we're not going on that date. 90 00:03:39,544 --> 00:03:41,343 I'm going out on a date with Graeme, 91 00:03:41,345 --> 00:03:42,477 who I met a few nights ago, 92 00:03:42,479 --> 00:03:44,645 but I've never been on a date before. 93 00:03:44,647 --> 00:03:46,580 I'd rather, like, get him to set 94 00:03:46,582 --> 00:03:48,481 Holly up with one of his friends. 95 00:03:48,483 --> 00:03:50,182 Mm, a double date? Yeah. 96 00:03:50,184 --> 00:03:52,284 (Sophie) Every girls likes to get a boy jealous, 97 00:03:52,286 --> 00:03:54,419 and I can imagine, Charlotte is probably 98 00:03:54,421 --> 00:03:56,154 doing this to get at Gary. 99 00:03:56,156 --> 00:03:59,290 And I could imagine, it's gonna work. 100 00:03:59,292 --> 00:04:02,660 (Charlotte) I'm about to pick up that phone, 101 00:04:02,662 --> 00:04:06,063 because it is me who is in control 102 00:04:06,065 --> 00:04:08,498 of all of my cock. 103 00:04:08,500 --> 00:04:10,700 (phone ringing) 104 00:04:10,702 --> 00:04:11,600 Hi, Graeme. 105 00:04:11,602 --> 00:04:13,134 Yeah, I'm good, I was just wondering 106 00:04:13,136 --> 00:04:16,103 if you wanted to go out tonight for a few drinks? 107 00:04:16,105 --> 00:04:17,537 I don't know what's come over us. 108 00:04:17,539 --> 00:04:19,138 I've never called a boy before. 109 00:04:19,140 --> 00:04:21,673 This isn't like me, I'm normally really nervous. 110 00:04:21,675 --> 00:04:24,776 It must be because I'm part of the cock capturers now, 111 00:04:24,778 --> 00:04:26,677 and there's no room for nervousness. 112 00:04:26,679 --> 00:04:27,778 Holly wants to come with us, right? 113 00:04:27,780 --> 00:04:30,313 So, we wanted to make it like a double date. 114 00:04:30,315 --> 00:04:33,416 But, have you got anyone who you could bring? 115 00:04:34,718 --> 00:04:38,487 Well, that would be a bonus, yeah. 116 00:04:41,224 --> 00:04:42,290 That's fine, yeah, that's great. 117 00:04:42,292 --> 00:04:45,126 Shall we see you about 7:00? 118 00:04:45,427 --> 00:04:47,528 He's got a brother, but then he has to tell us 119 00:04:47,530 --> 00:04:49,496 this one detail about the brother. 120 00:04:49,498 --> 00:04:52,232 His brother's a fucking hobbit. 121 00:04:52,234 --> 00:04:53,366 What's he say? 122 00:04:53,368 --> 00:04:54,200 He said that his, um-- 123 00:04:54,202 --> 00:04:56,835 He said that he thinks his brother would fit you perfectly, 124 00:04:56,837 --> 00:05:00,038 'cause he said he's like-- he said-- 125 00:05:00,040 --> 00:05:04,342 he said he was, like, 5'5" or something. 126 00:05:04,344 --> 00:05:07,078 So, I mean, he's small. 127 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:08,479 And I mean, I'm 5'3", 128 00:05:08,481 --> 00:05:12,649 and with my six inch heels, that'd make me... 129 00:05:14,551 --> 00:05:17,219 5'9"-- that's 5'9". 130 00:05:17,221 --> 00:05:18,453 Just do it, just do it. 131 00:05:18,455 --> 00:05:20,154 I'm only doing this for you. 132 00:05:20,156 --> 00:05:21,355 Okay, that's fine. 133 00:05:21,357 --> 00:05:22,622 You owe me big time. 134 00:05:22,624 --> 00:05:24,190 You never know, he might be really nice, 135 00:05:24,192 --> 00:05:26,592 and his shoe might have a bit of a platform. 136 00:05:26,594 --> 00:05:29,461 (laughing) 137 00:05:29,463 --> 00:05:32,764 ¶ 138 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:34,732 (honking horn) 139 00:05:34,734 --> 00:05:37,034 See ya later. 140 00:05:37,036 --> 00:05:39,136 Hey, boy. 141 00:05:39,138 --> 00:05:41,571 Me and Ricci, off to get my car washed, 142 00:05:41,573 --> 00:05:43,606 'cause it's important that the car 143 00:05:43,608 --> 00:05:46,108 looks as fresh as its owner. 144 00:05:46,110 --> 00:05:48,443 Guilty. 145 00:05:52,181 --> 00:05:54,749 I'm thinking about bringing the missus out tonight like. 146 00:05:54,751 --> 00:05:56,484 Are you? Aye. 147 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:57,218 Nervous? 148 00:05:57,220 --> 00:05:58,485 Fucking right, you'll be. 149 00:05:58,487 --> 00:05:59,619 I just-- I'm buzzing to see her. 150 00:05:59,621 --> 00:06:01,621 I haven't seen her for over a week like. 151 00:06:01,623 --> 00:06:03,522 James is talking about inviting Kate out tonight. 152 00:06:03,524 --> 00:06:06,157 He's really missed her, and he can't wait to see her. 153 00:06:06,159 --> 00:06:09,026 That's the only thing I'm worried about, like, 154 00:06:09,028 --> 00:06:10,627 if there was gonna be a kick off 155 00:06:10,629 --> 00:06:11,561 between Holly and my lass. 156 00:06:11,563 --> 00:06:14,130 Things are so frosty between Holly and James, 157 00:06:14,132 --> 00:06:15,331 that they aren't even talking, 158 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:16,532 that if Kate comes out tonight, 159 00:06:16,534 --> 00:06:19,001 it could get nasty between the girls. 160 00:06:19,003 --> 00:06:22,904 ¶ 161 00:06:24,740 --> 00:06:28,275 I'm gonna do it, I'm gonna get Kate to come out tonight. 162 00:06:28,277 --> 00:06:30,710 Holly might get pissed off, but to be honest, 163 00:06:30,712 --> 00:06:33,245 I couldn't give a flying fuck. 164 00:06:41,387 --> 00:06:43,254 She's got the night off work, so she's coming out. 165 00:06:43,256 --> 00:06:46,523 I'm gonna get a quick pump on and wear some fresh clothes. 166 00:06:46,525 --> 00:06:48,224 By the time I'm done, I'm gonna look like 167 00:06:48,226 --> 00:06:51,627 I've just stepped out of an action man box. 168 00:06:52,428 --> 00:06:55,296 He's not seeing Kate for five hours, 169 00:06:55,298 --> 00:06:57,798 and he's already started getting ready. 170 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,033 What's wrong with the kid? 171 00:07:00,035 --> 00:07:02,101 Princess James. 172 00:07:02,635 --> 00:07:06,371 All I need to do is hit the gym, get a tan, 173 00:07:06,373 --> 00:07:10,575 get my hair cut, spend about an hour combing it, 174 00:07:10,577 --> 00:07:12,643 moisturize, shave my balls, 175 00:07:12,645 --> 00:07:16,747 choose a decent outfit, and baby wipe my shoes. 176 00:07:16,749 --> 00:07:18,749 It's not that much at all. 177 00:07:18,751 --> 00:07:22,018 (Gary) Five hours is a fucking joke. 178 00:07:22,020 --> 00:07:23,152 He's not going on a first date. 179 00:07:23,154 --> 00:07:27,456 If it was my bird, I'd just walk up and be like, all right. 180 00:07:32,328 --> 00:07:34,562 To our first double date together. 181 00:07:34,564 --> 00:07:37,164 So, me and Charlotte are about to go on the date, 182 00:07:37,166 --> 00:07:38,098 and we're getting ready. 183 00:07:38,100 --> 00:07:40,166 And we realize that we're actually not nervous. 184 00:07:40,168 --> 00:07:42,668 You don't suck him off on the first date. 185 00:07:42,670 --> 00:07:43,368 Right, yep. 186 00:07:43,370 --> 00:07:46,170 Um, and you certainly don't bang him, that's just a no-no. 187 00:07:46,172 --> 00:07:48,338 Charlotte's never been on a date before, 188 00:07:48,340 --> 00:07:49,339 but obviously, I have. 189 00:07:49,341 --> 00:07:51,407 I'm gonna give her all the advice she'll ever need. 190 00:07:51,409 --> 00:07:53,342 I just didn't know how many dates was allowed 191 00:07:53,344 --> 00:07:58,046 before, like, any sort of foreplay or sex could happen. 192 00:07:58,048 --> 00:07:59,614 I think it's, like, two. 193 00:07:59,616 --> 00:08:00,281 At least two. 194 00:08:00,283 --> 00:08:03,183 What if, like, you wanted to get fingered by him, right? 195 00:08:03,185 --> 00:08:04,217 Yeah? But, like, there was 196 00:08:04,219 --> 00:08:05,718 nowhere to get fingered? 197 00:08:05,720 --> 00:08:08,554 There's always somewhere to get fingered. 198 00:08:08,556 --> 00:08:11,023 All right, okay. 199 00:08:12,425 --> 00:08:16,060 (Ricci) I think James is bringing his girlfriend out tonight. 200 00:08:16,062 --> 00:08:17,227 Is he? 201 00:08:17,229 --> 00:08:18,662 Yeah, he's buzzing his hair like. 202 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:19,896 (Vicky) James is avoiding Holly. 203 00:08:19,898 --> 00:08:22,765 He seems hell bent on ignoring her at all costs. 204 00:08:22,767 --> 00:08:25,534 He is trampling all over Holly's heart 205 00:08:25,536 --> 00:08:29,638 every time he avoids her, walks away from her. 206 00:08:29,640 --> 00:08:31,206 It's just heart-breaking. 207 00:08:31,208 --> 00:08:33,608 She's on her way out to go on a date soon, 208 00:08:33,610 --> 00:08:38,212 and I just think, if she doesn't know, 209 00:08:38,214 --> 00:08:39,813 that when she comes and meets him in the club, 210 00:08:39,815 --> 00:08:41,748 Kate'll be there with James, I just think it could all-- 211 00:08:41,750 --> 00:08:43,649 If she's had a few drinks as well. Yeah. 212 00:08:43,651 --> 00:08:46,218 This could be the thing that pushes Holly over, 213 00:08:46,220 --> 00:08:49,120 and causes her to really, really, kick off. 214 00:08:49,122 --> 00:08:50,688 I don't know, he hasn't spoke to us 215 00:08:50,690 --> 00:08:51,822 for ages though, has he? 216 00:08:51,824 --> 00:08:52,756 No, I know, but I think 217 00:08:52,758 --> 00:08:54,190 for her to not know, it's inconsiderate, 218 00:08:54,192 --> 00:08:57,526 so someone must tell her. 219 00:08:59,695 --> 00:09:01,262 Charlotte's going on a date, good luck to her. 220 00:09:01,264 --> 00:09:04,465 The further we get away from what happened in Amsterdam, 221 00:09:04,467 --> 00:09:06,600 the better. 222 00:09:06,602 --> 00:09:09,502 These poor lads do not have a fucking clue 223 00:09:09,504 --> 00:09:11,670 what they're letting themselves in for. 224 00:09:11,672 --> 00:09:13,605 Not a clue. 225 00:09:13,607 --> 00:09:15,206 See yous, everyone! 226 00:09:15,208 --> 00:09:16,373 Bye. Bye. 227 00:09:16,375 --> 00:09:18,108 I hope Holly doesn't get too drunk, 228 00:09:18,110 --> 00:09:20,844 and I hope Charlotte doesn't shit herself. 229 00:09:20,846 --> 00:09:25,381 ¶ 230 00:09:32,389 --> 00:09:33,222 I'm so nervous. 231 00:09:33,224 --> 00:09:35,624 What if Graeme isn't as nice as I thought? 232 00:09:35,626 --> 00:09:38,593 What if his brother is an actual hobbit? 233 00:09:38,595 --> 00:09:41,495 And what if they both end up killing us? 234 00:09:41,497 --> 00:09:44,231 That's probably just thinking the worst. 235 00:09:44,233 --> 00:09:45,265 Hi! Hi! 236 00:09:45,267 --> 00:09:47,634 How are yous? All right. 237 00:09:47,636 --> 00:09:49,135 This is Stephen, my brother. 238 00:09:49,137 --> 00:09:50,503 Hi, Stephen. Nice to meet you. 239 00:09:50,505 --> 00:09:51,937 (greetings continue) 240 00:09:51,939 --> 00:09:54,406 (Holly) So, I see my date for the first time. 241 00:09:54,408 --> 00:09:57,976 This is just over before it's even begun. 242 00:09:58,410 --> 00:09:59,810 Yeah, well, I wasn't that drunk. 243 00:09:59,812 --> 00:10:02,179 If you thought I was drunk then, God help what 244 00:10:02,181 --> 00:10:05,048 you're gonna think in, like, about ten minutes. 245 00:10:05,050 --> 00:10:06,616 (Holly) To getting mortaled. 246 00:10:06,618 --> 00:10:07,783 To getting mortaled. 247 00:10:07,785 --> 00:10:09,985 Cheers. 248 00:10:12,321 --> 00:10:14,655 So, Graeme dares Charlotte to down a pint. 249 00:10:14,657 --> 00:10:16,056 (Graeme) If you really down that, 250 00:10:16,058 --> 00:10:17,157 I'll strip off in this whole pub. 251 00:10:17,159 --> 00:10:18,324 And he says that he'll take 252 00:10:18,326 --> 00:10:19,391 his top off if she does it. 253 00:10:19,393 --> 00:10:21,626 And I think he underestimated Charlotte's downing skills, 254 00:10:21,628 --> 00:10:24,328 'cause she's really good with that throat of hers. 255 00:10:24,330 --> 00:10:25,696 (Holly) Do it. 256 00:10:25,698 --> 00:10:27,064 (Graeme) Without being sick. 257 00:10:27,066 --> 00:10:28,465 Graeme, she's putting you to shame. 258 00:10:28,467 --> 00:10:33,136 I have downed this pint, there was no stopping me. 259 00:10:33,138 --> 00:10:34,137 Strip off. 260 00:10:34,139 --> 00:10:35,171 Just do it? 261 00:10:35,173 --> 00:10:37,640 (Charlotte) Fair enough, Graeme is true to his word. 262 00:10:37,642 --> 00:10:40,809 He gets his top off, and he is looking fit. 263 00:10:40,811 --> 00:10:43,545 I'm scared, 'cause I'm scared Stephen can see. 264 00:10:43,547 --> 00:10:44,245 He can't. 265 00:10:44,247 --> 00:10:46,780 For some reason, I told him I can fanny fart. 266 00:10:46,782 --> 00:10:49,249 Then, the next thing you know, I've got my legs open 267 00:10:49,251 --> 00:10:51,651 on the floor with my flaps out. 268 00:10:51,653 --> 00:10:52,718 I've lost it. 269 00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:53,819 You've lost what? 270 00:10:53,821 --> 00:10:55,420 The ability to do it. 271 00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:57,755 I mean, you just know that a date's not going well 272 00:10:57,757 --> 00:11:00,224 when you've got to resort to fanny farting. 273 00:11:00,226 --> 00:11:01,525 Why don't you get some drinks? 274 00:11:01,527 --> 00:11:02,759 Me and Holly go to the toilet 275 00:11:02,761 --> 00:11:04,694 for a quick gossip about the boys. 276 00:11:04,696 --> 00:11:06,495 You don't fancy him, do you? 277 00:11:06,497 --> 00:11:07,729 Well, yeah. 278 00:11:07,731 --> 00:11:08,629 Yeah? Well-- 279 00:11:08,631 --> 00:11:10,497 No, but I mean, not fancy him like that, 280 00:11:10,499 --> 00:11:11,731 but you don't actually fancy him? 281 00:11:11,733 --> 00:11:12,798 Well, I don't, like, actually-- 282 00:11:12,800 --> 00:11:14,466 I don't wanna marry him or anything, 283 00:11:14,468 --> 00:11:16,267 but I'd bonk him. Would ya? 284 00:11:16,269 --> 00:11:17,268 Well, yeah, but not yet, 285 00:11:17,270 --> 00:11:18,702 because this is the first date. 286 00:11:18,704 --> 00:11:20,136 She tells me she doesn't like hers. 287 00:11:20,138 --> 00:11:22,638 I'm so shocked, because she put on such a good front. 288 00:11:22,640 --> 00:11:24,339 And I tell her, I do like mine, 289 00:11:24,341 --> 00:11:26,374 but I just wanna go out and have some fun, 290 00:11:26,376 --> 00:11:27,842 so let's piss off. 291 00:11:27,844 --> 00:11:30,211 ¶ 292 00:11:30,213 --> 00:11:31,745 It was real good meeting you. 293 00:11:31,747 --> 00:11:33,346 And you. 294 00:11:36,249 --> 00:11:36,748 Slobber? 295 00:11:36,750 --> 00:11:38,249 (Charlotte) See yous later. 296 00:11:38,251 --> 00:11:40,784 (goodbyes exchanged) 297 00:11:42,119 --> 00:11:45,387 ¶ 298 00:11:50,659 --> 00:11:52,893 (Vicky) Where did yous go on your date? 299 00:11:52,895 --> 00:11:54,861 (both) Billabong. 300 00:11:54,863 --> 00:11:56,329 So, it was good then? 301 00:11:56,331 --> 00:11:57,630 Holly wasn't gonna see him again, 302 00:11:57,632 --> 00:11:59,565 but, she had such a good crack with him. 303 00:11:59,567 --> 00:12:00,832 We're all in the bedroom having a crack on 304 00:12:00,834 --> 00:12:02,233 about Holly and Charlotte's date. 305 00:12:02,235 --> 00:12:04,235 They seem to be in a good mood, it went well. 306 00:12:04,237 --> 00:12:06,370 I think now is the perfect time to break it to Holly 307 00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:08,238 that Kate's coming out tonight. 308 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,572 I was speaking to Ricci earlier, 309 00:12:09,574 --> 00:12:12,207 and Ricci was telling us that James is dead excited, 310 00:12:12,209 --> 00:12:13,708 'cause he's bringing Kate out tonight. 311 00:12:13,710 --> 00:12:16,177 I'm not gonna start a fucking argument. 312 00:12:16,179 --> 00:12:19,113 But if she dirty looks us, then I will start. 313 00:12:19,115 --> 00:12:20,614 She hasn't got it in her to do an argument, 314 00:12:20,616 --> 00:12:22,248 she really hasn't. I'm so much harder. 315 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,516 I'm getting ready, and it's just playing on my mind, 316 00:12:24,518 --> 00:12:27,452 because at the minute, I don't wanna be nasty, 317 00:12:27,454 --> 00:12:28,719 and I never wanted this. 318 00:12:28,721 --> 00:12:31,321 But, her boyfriend isn't speaking to me, 319 00:12:31,323 --> 00:12:33,423 so, why should I speak to her? 320 00:12:33,425 --> 00:12:34,524 I just wanted you to be aware, mate, 321 00:12:34,526 --> 00:12:36,592 because the worst thing I would have thought of, 322 00:12:36,594 --> 00:12:38,660 is you getting out, and just, it happening. 323 00:12:38,662 --> 00:12:40,161 I'm glad I'm aware. 324 00:12:40,163 --> 00:12:41,695 Are you okay about it? 325 00:12:41,697 --> 00:12:43,263 Yeah, it's just, I wonder-- 326 00:12:43,265 --> 00:12:45,198 I'm just wondering what she's gonna be wearing. 327 00:12:45,200 --> 00:12:47,366 I reckon it's gonna be something white. 328 00:12:47,368 --> 00:12:48,133 Did you though? 329 00:12:48,135 --> 00:12:49,300 I thought it might be white. 330 00:12:49,302 --> 00:12:50,467 Yeah, I thought it'd be white. 331 00:12:50,469 --> 00:12:53,269 I wanted Holly to wear a white dress. 332 00:12:53,271 --> 00:12:54,136 Why white, though? 333 00:12:54,138 --> 00:12:55,604 For this special occasion. 334 00:12:55,606 --> 00:12:57,439 She's always fucking wearing white, 335 00:12:57,441 --> 00:12:59,207 like she's some sort of virgin. 336 00:12:59,209 --> 00:13:00,274 I mean, we all know she's not, 337 00:13:00,276 --> 00:13:01,708 because she's banging my sloppy seconds. 338 00:13:01,710 --> 00:13:05,445 She's kind of like a pan that's just simmering over, 339 00:13:05,447 --> 00:13:07,647 and ready to fucking blow. 340 00:13:07,649 --> 00:13:09,682 It's definitely gonna be Hurricane Holly soon. 341 00:13:09,684 --> 00:13:11,316 Oh, yeah, I can't wait to see her, 342 00:13:11,318 --> 00:13:13,284 and just speak to her, just face to face 343 00:13:13,286 --> 00:13:14,184 instead of on the phone. 344 00:13:14,186 --> 00:13:17,287 The kid is buzzing to see his girlfriend. 345 00:13:22,726 --> 00:13:24,426 Tonight's gonna be absolutely mint. 346 00:13:24,428 --> 00:13:27,429 But, Holly better not even try and spoil it. 347 00:13:27,431 --> 00:13:29,497 ¶ Can't stop me 348 00:13:29,499 --> 00:13:34,735 ¶ 349 00:13:34,737 --> 00:13:38,472 ¶ Can't stop me 350 00:13:38,474 --> 00:13:41,107 So, I'm in the club, the tunes are bouncing, 351 00:13:41,109 --> 00:13:42,741 I'm having a mint time with the lads. 352 00:13:42,743 --> 00:13:44,309 But, all I'm really looking for 353 00:13:44,311 --> 00:13:47,612 is Kate coming through the door. 354 00:13:47,614 --> 00:13:48,980 Hi! 355 00:13:48,982 --> 00:13:51,615 And then, this unbelievable bird walks through the door, 356 00:13:51,617 --> 00:13:54,451 looking like a Greek goddess, I'm like... 357 00:13:54,453 --> 00:13:57,821 Oh no, wait, that's my bird, silly. 358 00:13:57,823 --> 00:14:00,490 The area is so tiny, that I just don't know 359 00:14:00,492 --> 00:14:01,524 how I'm gonna get away. 360 00:14:01,526 --> 00:14:02,691 But, I managed to just sneak off, 361 00:14:02,693 --> 00:14:05,193 go on the dance floor, and just leave them to it. 362 00:14:05,195 --> 00:14:07,328 There's only one thing for it. 363 00:14:07,330 --> 00:14:08,562 Gonna get mortaled. 364 00:14:08,564 --> 00:14:10,597 (Gaz) Everyone thinks Holly's gonna kick off with Kate, 365 00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,098 and this and that with their past. 366 00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:14,967 No, no, no, we're in a club, where there's alcohol. 367 00:14:14,969 --> 00:14:17,669 All Holly's gonna do is drink. 368 00:14:23,075 --> 00:14:27,111 Holly's keeping her distance, that's perfect for me. 369 00:14:32,350 --> 00:14:36,653 When Kate's with James, I can feel that Holly is upset. 370 00:14:36,655 --> 00:14:37,720 He hasn't spoke to Holly, 371 00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:41,256 and he hasn't even given her a tiny bit of attention. 372 00:14:41,258 --> 00:14:44,192 And that's making it harder for Holly. 373 00:14:49,831 --> 00:14:51,331 Holly shouldn't be mad at Kate, 374 00:14:51,333 --> 00:14:52,832 she should keep on at James, 375 00:14:52,834 --> 00:14:55,534 and keep her anger focused there. 376 00:15:00,606 --> 00:15:03,074 No, no, no, wait... 377 00:15:06,645 --> 00:15:09,179 She's so mad and frustrated with the situation. 378 00:15:09,181 --> 00:15:10,813 I don't think she would know how to have 379 00:15:10,815 --> 00:15:12,047 an argument with James. 380 00:15:12,049 --> 00:15:13,581 It's a bit of a shame, really, 'cause what he is doing 381 00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:17,651 isn't very fair, and it deserves a firm telling off. 382 00:15:17,653 --> 00:15:21,121 ¶ 383 00:15:21,123 --> 00:15:22,355 (Gaz) It's actually an amazing night. 384 00:15:22,357 --> 00:15:23,989 You've got the girls doing their thing, 385 00:15:23,991 --> 00:15:28,193 we're doing our thing, happy fucking days. 386 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,562 Charlotte and Gary are still flirting with each other, 387 00:15:31,564 --> 00:15:32,563 but then on a night out, 388 00:15:32,565 --> 00:15:35,299 they're going their separate ways and pulling other people. 389 00:15:35,301 --> 00:15:37,434 It's like they both want the best of both worlds. 390 00:15:37,436 --> 00:15:39,569 They want each other, but they wanna make 391 00:15:39,571 --> 00:15:43,407 each other jealous as well. 392 00:15:45,476 --> 00:15:48,244 There's a sort of feeling of achievement, 393 00:15:48,246 --> 00:15:52,381 as I am necking on after I have been on a date, 394 00:15:52,383 --> 00:15:56,051 and Gary still hasn't pulled. 395 00:15:57,286 --> 00:15:59,420 (Gaz) This is fucking perfect for me. 396 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:01,088 You keep her occupied, mate, 397 00:16:01,090 --> 00:16:02,956 I'm up on the pull. 398 00:16:02,958 --> 00:16:04,891 (Sophie) They're both saying they don't care, 399 00:16:04,893 --> 00:16:06,525 they're not bothered, when everyone else 400 00:16:06,527 --> 00:16:09,561 in the house knows they are bothered. 401 00:16:13,098 --> 00:16:15,532 (all) Hey! 402 00:16:17,601 --> 00:16:18,567 Oh, watch your step. 403 00:16:18,569 --> 00:16:20,335 Me and Kate get back to the house, 404 00:16:20,337 --> 00:16:25,139 so there's no messing about, straight to bed. 405 00:16:25,840 --> 00:16:28,408 If you got a boyfriend as good looking as me, 406 00:16:28,410 --> 00:16:31,077 it's only natural it's gonna happen. 407 00:16:31,079 --> 00:16:33,779 You do the math. 408 00:16:35,381 --> 00:16:38,182 We get back from the club, everyone's smashed, 409 00:16:38,184 --> 00:16:39,583 everyone's all over the house. 410 00:16:39,585 --> 00:16:40,884 You know, I've never known anyone 411 00:16:40,886 --> 00:16:43,620 to be so pathetic and so nasty, and so-- 412 00:16:43,622 --> 00:16:44,587 What have I done, baby? 413 00:16:44,589 --> 00:16:45,721 You know what you said to me? 414 00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:46,822 Ricci's pissed, I'm pissed. 415 00:16:46,824 --> 00:16:49,591 And as usual, soon as we get back to the house, 416 00:16:49,593 --> 00:16:50,858 there's fucking firewords. 417 00:16:50,860 --> 00:16:52,759 "You're a fucking disgusting human being." 418 00:16:52,761 --> 00:16:54,594 Don't do that. No, that's what you said to me! 419 00:16:54,596 --> 00:16:57,363 I love you. That's what you said to me! 420 00:16:57,365 --> 00:16:59,565 (groaning) 421 00:17:00,667 --> 00:17:05,537 Vicky and Ricci are arguing like a couple of kids again. 422 00:17:10,075 --> 00:17:11,075 It fucking does my head in. 423 00:17:11,077 --> 00:17:13,477 It affects the mood of everyone else in the house. 424 00:17:13,479 --> 00:17:15,145 Vicky, come here, now! 425 00:17:15,147 --> 00:17:16,980 You're a fucking... 426 00:17:16,982 --> 00:17:18,081 I try to calm down. 427 00:17:18,083 --> 00:17:20,183 The two times I've been in the mood, 428 00:17:20,185 --> 00:17:21,083 whenever I got in the mood, 429 00:17:21,085 --> 00:17:22,717 the two times I've been in the mood, 430 00:17:22,719 --> 00:17:23,784 you've got me out of them. 431 00:17:23,786 --> 00:17:26,620 But, whenever anyone tries to calm Ricci down, 432 00:17:26,622 --> 00:17:27,621 he just bites. 433 00:17:27,623 --> 00:17:29,189 (Charlotte) All of yous, out. 434 00:17:29,191 --> 00:17:30,723 (Ricci) Get out! 435 00:17:30,725 --> 00:17:31,323 Ricci! 436 00:17:31,325 --> 00:17:32,691 So, instead of taking it out on him, 437 00:17:32,693 --> 00:17:34,225 I just go on a fucking rampage. 438 00:17:34,227 --> 00:17:36,560 You know how it is, fuck yous all. 439 00:17:36,562 --> 00:17:37,227 Nice, boy! 440 00:17:37,229 --> 00:17:39,295 I don't know who the fuck's tickled Scott's balls, 441 00:17:39,297 --> 00:17:41,096 but he's gone fucking nuts. 442 00:17:41,098 --> 00:17:41,830 (glass breaking) 443 00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:45,233 Scott comes in, punches the fucking light or something, 444 00:17:45,235 --> 00:17:45,800 smashes a dish. 445 00:17:45,802 --> 00:17:50,304 And I'm just like, what the fuck's going on here? 446 00:17:50,306 --> 00:17:52,239 (girls) Scott! 447 00:17:52,241 --> 00:17:57,811 (overlapping chatter) 448 00:17:57,813 --> 00:17:58,745 (groaning) 449 00:17:58,747 --> 00:18:00,646 (Holly) Scott's, really, really angry, 450 00:18:00,648 --> 00:18:02,447 and I've never really seen him like that. 451 00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:06,417 Fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, he's fine. 452 00:18:08,420 --> 00:18:10,287 Right now, I'm just trying to calm him down, 453 00:18:10,289 --> 00:18:13,690 get him in the bed, and I'll make him feel better. 454 00:18:15,559 --> 00:18:17,560 (Sophie) Holly is to the bloody rescue, 455 00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:21,697 lying in Scott's bed, giving him some kind of oral 456 00:18:21,699 --> 00:18:23,231 under the sheets. 457 00:18:23,233 --> 00:18:26,033 Can't get enough of the fucking length. 458 00:18:26,035 --> 00:18:26,833 Got milk. 459 00:18:26,835 --> 00:18:28,401 Me and you like milk. 460 00:18:28,403 --> 00:18:31,170 Piss off-- no, no. 461 00:18:31,172 --> 00:18:34,740 Charlotte, I'm gonna piss off. 462 00:18:34,742 --> 00:18:35,574 No! 463 00:18:35,576 --> 00:18:36,575 It's all settled down, 464 00:18:36,577 --> 00:18:40,078 and there's only me and Charlotte still up. 465 00:18:42,981 --> 00:18:43,613 Gary... 466 00:18:43,615 --> 00:18:45,681 I'm pissed, she's pissed. 467 00:18:45,683 --> 00:18:48,083 I can see where this is going. 468 00:18:48,085 --> 00:18:48,883 Lean. 469 00:18:48,885 --> 00:18:51,285 I just wanna go to fucking bed. 470 00:18:51,287 --> 00:18:54,254 Ow, my fucking leg! 471 00:19:00,394 --> 00:19:03,229 For some crazy second, 472 00:19:03,231 --> 00:19:06,198 me and Gary think we're in Amsterdam. 473 00:19:06,200 --> 00:19:08,400 I'm not in Newcastle! 474 00:19:08,402 --> 00:19:10,969 I am, I'm in the shag pad. 475 00:19:12,404 --> 00:19:16,407 Fuck, this isn't the boat, this isn't Amsterdam. 476 00:19:17,409 --> 00:19:19,576 (Charlotte) I don't wanna give in to Gary. 477 00:19:19,578 --> 00:19:21,344 I mean, I'm a cock capturer, after all. 478 00:19:21,346 --> 00:19:23,713 But, I can't resist the parsnip. 479 00:19:23,715 --> 00:19:25,314 It's not even just one position, 480 00:19:25,316 --> 00:19:27,716 it's every single one. 481 00:19:28,551 --> 00:19:31,619 I can't believe I've done this to myself. 482 00:19:33,488 --> 00:19:35,722 What the fuck?! 483 00:19:35,724 --> 00:19:40,426 ¶ 484 00:19:43,163 --> 00:19:46,732 (Charlotte) It's the morning, and I'm feeling so uneasy. 485 00:19:46,734 --> 00:19:49,634 I can't believe I was on a such a roll, 486 00:19:49,636 --> 00:19:52,236 and then I went back to bed with Gary. 487 00:19:52,238 --> 00:19:53,537 ¶ I must be dreaming 488 00:19:53,539 --> 00:19:56,373 I'm just so glad I'm out of the bedroom. 489 00:19:56,375 --> 00:19:58,208 (farting loudly) 490 00:19:58,210 --> 00:19:59,409 (groaning) 491 00:19:59,411 --> 00:20:01,644 ¶ I must be dreaming 492 00:20:01,646 --> 00:20:03,445 (James) Last night was, by far, 493 00:20:03,447 --> 00:20:05,213 the best night I've had in here. 494 00:20:05,215 --> 00:20:07,415 It was unreal just to see Kate 495 00:20:07,417 --> 00:20:08,482 and spend time with her. 496 00:20:08,484 --> 00:20:11,718 I'm gutted she's gotta go now. 497 00:20:12,820 --> 00:20:14,687 (Holly) So, I've woken up in Scott's bed, 498 00:20:14,689 --> 00:20:18,090 but I have no idea what happened, once again. 499 00:20:18,092 --> 00:20:19,257 Did you kiss Scotty T.? 500 00:20:19,259 --> 00:20:21,025 Well, I don't know if I kissed him, 501 00:20:21,027 --> 00:20:22,159 but I definitely sucked him off. 502 00:20:22,161 --> 00:20:23,593 Yeah, can't I just sleep in his bed? 503 00:20:23,595 --> 00:20:24,827 And yeah, can't I just suck him off, 504 00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:28,564 and there'll never be any awkwardness the next day? 505 00:20:28,566 --> 00:20:30,032 It is big, big. 506 00:20:30,034 --> 00:20:31,633 Is it thick? 507 00:20:33,268 --> 00:20:34,034 He's a 6'3" man. 508 00:20:34,036 --> 00:20:37,070 So, really it's just fucking, like, laws of physics. 509 00:20:37,072 --> 00:20:39,205 But then, I've also had, like, little skinny boys 510 00:20:39,207 --> 00:20:40,739 who've had massive ones. 511 00:20:40,741 --> 00:20:42,507 Like Gaz. 512 00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:45,510 What happened with Gary, was when we were drunk, 513 00:20:45,512 --> 00:20:48,346 very, very, very drunk. 514 00:20:48,348 --> 00:20:51,549 So, I can't remember it, so it didn't happen, 515 00:20:51,551 --> 00:20:55,853 and no one will speak about it, ever again. 516 00:20:55,855 --> 00:20:59,389 Why are you wearing Gary's t-shirt, you fucking slag? 517 00:20:59,391 --> 00:21:00,490 I bonked him. 518 00:21:00,492 --> 00:21:02,258 (laughter) 519 00:21:02,260 --> 00:21:04,193 They are like cock homing piegons. 520 00:21:04,195 --> 00:21:08,997 They will always go straight back to Gaz and Scott. 521 00:21:12,968 --> 00:21:15,102 Ooh! 522 00:21:15,104 --> 00:21:16,436 I love when he lies. 523 00:21:16,438 --> 00:21:18,104 (Scott) It's not gonna develop into a relationship 524 00:21:18,106 --> 00:21:20,473 like Gaz and Charlotte, because I'm actually-- 525 00:21:20,475 --> 00:21:21,707 I don't get relationships in the house, 526 00:21:21,709 --> 00:21:22,774 especially when I live with 'em. 527 00:21:22,776 --> 00:21:27,211 I see them as sisters who occasionally suck us off. 528 00:21:32,016 --> 00:21:33,750 At the end of the day, if me and Charlotte 529 00:21:33,752 --> 00:21:35,051 wanna bang, we'll bang. 530 00:21:35,053 --> 00:21:36,786 If she wants to go and pull, she goes and pulls. 531 00:21:36,788 --> 00:21:38,687 If I wanna go and pull, I go and pull. 532 00:21:38,689 --> 00:21:40,321 Yes, I suppose we'll bang again. 533 00:21:40,323 --> 00:21:44,158 Do I know when? No, I never fucking do. 534 00:21:58,406 --> 00:22:00,373 Me and Ricci's row started last night 535 00:22:00,375 --> 00:22:02,608 over the fact he'd had far too much to drink, 536 00:22:02,610 --> 00:22:05,177 as per fucking usual. 537 00:22:09,515 --> 00:22:11,249 Of course, me and Ricci's massive argument 538 00:22:11,251 --> 00:22:13,117 is just brushed under the rug and forgotten, 539 00:22:13,119 --> 00:22:16,987 because that's what you do in healthy relationships. 540 00:22:16,989 --> 00:22:18,655 Fuck's sake. 541 00:22:22,092 --> 00:22:22,624 Uh, now. 542 00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:23,825 When Ricci's had too much to drink, 543 00:22:23,827 --> 00:22:26,661 he will always find something that I've done wrong. 544 00:22:26,663 --> 00:22:28,529 He just gets ridiculously jealous. 545 00:22:28,531 --> 00:22:33,300 I just don't know how much more of this I can take. 546 00:22:33,302 --> 00:22:34,434 See you lads. 547 00:22:34,436 --> 00:22:36,936 (goodbyes exchanged) 548 00:22:39,205 --> 00:22:41,573 After last night, I think Vicky just wants to go 549 00:22:41,575 --> 00:22:42,540 for a walk, clear her head, 550 00:22:42,542 --> 00:22:44,241 and just talk about what's going on in the house. 551 00:22:44,243 --> 00:22:48,445 There's definite atmosphere in the house, I think. 552 00:22:48,447 --> 00:22:50,280 It doesn't help when you've got 553 00:22:50,282 --> 00:22:52,448 obviously, Holly and James' situation. 554 00:22:52,450 --> 00:22:53,515 Yeah. I think with Charlotte 555 00:22:53,517 --> 00:22:55,783 being single and us fucking sleeping together again, 556 00:22:55,785 --> 00:22:58,218 that's always gonna cause a little bit of tension. 557 00:22:58,220 --> 00:22:59,519 It's going to-- yeah. 558 00:22:59,521 --> 00:23:01,587 Obviously, if you and Ricci argue, 559 00:23:01,589 --> 00:23:03,055 that causes fucking tension. 560 00:23:03,057 --> 00:23:04,322 What do you mean, if we argue? 561 00:23:04,324 --> 00:23:06,457 Or when you argue, that causes tension. 562 00:23:06,459 --> 00:23:07,057 I know. 563 00:23:07,059 --> 00:23:09,592 Of course, we end up talking about me and Charlotte. 564 00:23:09,594 --> 00:23:11,694 She does fall for you a little bit more 565 00:23:11,696 --> 00:23:12,761 every time she sleeps with you. 566 00:23:12,763 --> 00:23:16,131 And I just-- I don't know what the solution is. 567 00:23:16,133 --> 00:23:17,465 And I know it's not-- 568 00:23:17,467 --> 00:23:18,299 I know, I know. 569 00:23:18,301 --> 00:23:20,100 I've never really seen eye to eye with Gary. 570 00:23:20,102 --> 00:23:22,635 He's always, to me, been the person who hurts Charlotte. 571 00:23:22,637 --> 00:23:27,106 But, now, I think it's unfair to give him that label, 572 00:23:27,108 --> 00:23:29,341 because Charlotte's old enough and daft enough 573 00:23:29,343 --> 00:23:31,276 to make her own mistakes. 574 00:23:31,278 --> 00:23:34,445 Would you ever... 575 00:23:37,749 --> 00:23:41,218 (Vicky) Imagine if Gary and Charlotte ever made it as a couple. 576 00:23:41,220 --> 00:23:42,652 I said, you would have on your hands, 577 00:23:42,654 --> 00:23:47,189 someone so obsessed and insanely in love with you, 578 00:23:47,191 --> 00:23:51,294 that they can create situations that aren't actually happening. 579 00:23:51,296 --> 00:23:53,095 I'll go out and look at a girl, 580 00:23:53,097 --> 00:23:54,096 like, breathe at one. 581 00:23:54,098 --> 00:23:57,599 "Oh, excuse me, fucking get off her!" 582 00:23:59,134 --> 00:24:00,767 Like, that is just-- it's not happening. 583 00:24:00,769 --> 00:24:02,535 Me and Gary are having this conversation 584 00:24:02,537 --> 00:24:04,703 about his and Charlotte's future together. 585 00:24:04,705 --> 00:24:07,706 Will they, won't they, can they make it work? 586 00:24:07,708 --> 00:24:10,575 And all this while, he's wearing a fucking t-shirt 587 00:24:10,577 --> 00:24:12,643 with "I Love Sluts" written on. 588 00:24:12,645 --> 00:24:18,281 He loves sluts, he just fucking loves them. 589 00:24:20,117 --> 00:24:21,650 (phone ringing) 590 00:24:21,652 --> 00:24:22,684 Telephone! 591 00:24:22,686 --> 00:24:25,620 I'm too comfortable. 592 00:24:28,423 --> 00:24:28,922 Hello? 593 00:24:28,924 --> 00:24:30,556 Hi, it's Anna. Hi, Anna, are you all right? 594 00:24:30,558 --> 00:24:33,325 I've got a hen party booked on the limo bus tonight. 595 00:24:33,327 --> 00:24:34,092 Right, okay, babe. 596 00:24:34,094 --> 00:24:35,126 The phone rings, and it's Anna, 597 00:24:35,128 --> 00:24:37,528 and she needs two people to go to work tonight. 598 00:24:37,530 --> 00:24:38,629 And guess who it is? 599 00:24:38,631 --> 00:24:40,631 Work. Work-- who? 600 00:24:40,633 --> 00:24:42,065 Yous two. 601 00:24:42,067 --> 00:24:43,933 Who? Holly and James. 602 00:24:43,935 --> 00:24:44,934 (Holly) Shock. 603 00:24:44,936 --> 00:24:46,368 I'm actually gonna have to go to work 604 00:24:46,370 --> 00:24:47,836 with that stupid, immature prick, 605 00:24:47,838 --> 00:24:51,206 and sit on this limo bus and pretend that I'm fucking happy. 606 00:24:51,208 --> 00:24:53,074 How the fuck am I meant to work with Holly 607 00:24:53,076 --> 00:24:55,443 when I'm not even fucking speaking to her? 608 00:24:55,445 --> 00:24:56,277 See yous later. 609 00:24:56,279 --> 00:24:57,411 (Vicky) Tonight is the night. 610 00:24:57,413 --> 00:25:00,147 Holly's had it up to here, and so has the rest of house. 611 00:25:00,149 --> 00:25:01,448 It is time to get this resolved, it's time 612 00:25:01,450 --> 00:25:03,316 to get to the bottom of this, and finally hold 613 00:25:03,318 --> 00:25:07,620 James accountable for how he's been treating her. 614 00:25:08,888 --> 00:25:10,788 (Holly) So, I'm in the car with James, 615 00:25:10,790 --> 00:25:12,256 and we sat right next to each other. 616 00:25:12,258 --> 00:25:13,790 And I'm looking out of my window, 617 00:25:13,792 --> 00:25:15,124 and he's looking out of his. 618 00:25:15,126 --> 00:25:17,593 And I'm like, whoa, I've never, ever, 619 00:25:17,595 --> 00:25:20,095 ever felt tension like this in my entire life. 620 00:25:20,097 --> 00:25:22,163 Like, this isn't what me and James used to be. 621 00:25:22,165 --> 00:25:24,698 I used to be sucking him off in the back of taxis, 622 00:25:24,700 --> 00:25:28,168 not not speaking to him. 623 00:25:28,170 --> 00:25:29,169 Hi! 624 00:25:29,171 --> 00:25:31,371 (James) I'm working, gonna host a hen-do. 625 00:25:31,373 --> 00:25:34,040 Get into the bus, we meet all the girls. 626 00:25:34,042 --> 00:25:37,043 Definitely not gonna be any complaints from Anna. 627 00:25:37,045 --> 00:25:39,445 (overlapping chatter) 628 00:25:39,447 --> 00:25:42,281 (Holly) James is actually doing really well with the girls. 629 00:25:42,283 --> 00:25:45,150 We're kind of putting the differences aside, 630 00:25:45,152 --> 00:25:48,186 just as much to say, "Can you pour them a drink?" 631 00:25:48,188 --> 00:25:49,687 That's all, that's all we're saying. 632 00:25:49,689 --> 00:25:52,423 And there's slight eye contact. 633 00:25:56,194 --> 00:25:57,827 Nice to meet you. Have a good night. 634 00:25:57,829 --> 00:26:00,095 Enjoy the rest of your night, see you later. 635 00:26:00,097 --> 00:26:01,362 Enjoy the rest of your night. 636 00:26:01,364 --> 00:26:02,429 Have fun, see you later. 637 00:26:02,431 --> 00:26:04,364 Work's done, all the girls have left, 638 00:26:04,366 --> 00:26:06,466 and it's just me and Holly left on the bus. 639 00:26:06,468 --> 00:26:08,768 (James) That was all right, wasn't it? 640 00:26:08,770 --> 00:26:12,738 Yeah, um, I think we need to talk though. 641 00:26:12,740 --> 00:26:14,306 Aye, mm-hmm. 642 00:26:14,308 --> 00:26:16,408 So, I'm thinking, it's now or never. 643 00:26:16,410 --> 00:26:19,511 Me and James are alone, we're out of the house. 644 00:26:19,513 --> 00:26:21,246 No arguments can really kick off, 645 00:26:21,248 --> 00:26:22,780 and I just think it'd be the perfect time 646 00:26:22,782 --> 00:26:24,782 to bring up what the fuck is going on. 647 00:26:24,784 --> 00:26:26,283 Do you know how awkward it's been though? 648 00:26:26,285 --> 00:26:28,752 I know, I know-- Do you know proper, 649 00:26:28,754 --> 00:26:29,719 proper awkward it's been? 650 00:26:29,721 --> 00:26:31,520 There's two sides to every story, 651 00:26:31,522 --> 00:26:33,421 so I'm gonna hear what she has to say. 652 00:26:33,423 --> 00:26:35,389 So, I do, and it's as if she's got 653 00:26:35,391 --> 00:26:36,490 this fucking rehearsed speech, 654 00:26:36,492 --> 00:26:38,658 and she's just going over and over and over it. 655 00:26:38,660 --> 00:26:40,326 It's come to the point where I can't even 656 00:26:40,328 --> 00:26:43,228 walk up a flight of stairs without you hesitating, 657 00:26:43,230 --> 00:26:45,396 in case you're walking behind me or in front of me. 658 00:26:45,398 --> 00:26:47,498 Or if you stood next to somebody, 659 00:26:47,500 --> 00:26:49,233 you will purposely move away 660 00:26:49,235 --> 00:26:50,534 from that person if I'm stood there. 661 00:26:50,536 --> 00:26:52,836 I'm telling him every way that he's made me feel 662 00:26:52,838 --> 00:26:54,470 since we've been back in this house. 663 00:26:54,472 --> 00:26:56,138 Like, it wasn't even about anything else. 664 00:26:56,140 --> 00:26:59,341 It was just the fact that I'd lost you as a friend. 665 00:26:59,343 --> 00:27:00,642 Holly just doesn't get it. 666 00:27:00,644 --> 00:27:03,177 She's never been in a serious relationship. 667 00:27:03,179 --> 00:27:04,511 You'll understand this one day, 668 00:27:04,513 --> 00:27:07,046 when you meet someone and you really care about them. 669 00:27:07,048 --> 00:27:09,581 James is massively patronizing me, 670 00:27:09,583 --> 00:27:11,049 saying, "Oh, you'll understand 671 00:27:11,051 --> 00:27:12,683 when you're in love," and blah, blah, blah. 672 00:27:12,685 --> 00:27:14,251 When you meet someone you really care about, 673 00:27:14,253 --> 00:27:16,586 I've been in situations-- you will try your hardest not to do 674 00:27:16,588 --> 00:27:19,188 anything to upset them. I've been in situations like that. 675 00:27:19,190 --> 00:27:21,056 I cared about you, I've been there 676 00:27:21,058 --> 00:27:22,824 and cared about you, I know how it fucking feels. 677 00:27:22,826 --> 00:27:25,326 So, don't you sit there and say that to me, 678 00:27:25,328 --> 00:27:26,126 because I do know. 679 00:27:26,128 --> 00:27:27,393 Every single day that you ignored me 680 00:27:27,395 --> 00:27:29,661 made it ten times fucking easier for me 681 00:27:29,663 --> 00:27:31,596 to forget the feelings that we ever had. 682 00:27:31,598 --> 00:27:32,863 Perfect. So don't you worry about that. 683 00:27:32,865 --> 00:27:34,731 Looks like my plan worked then. 684 00:27:34,733 --> 00:27:37,400 What, you had a fucking plan? 685 00:27:37,402 --> 00:27:38,200 Like, I'm sorry, 686 00:27:38,202 --> 00:27:40,368 but after not speaking to me for two weeks, 687 00:27:40,370 --> 00:27:42,503 and making me feel so fucking awkward, 688 00:27:42,505 --> 00:27:44,104 you really expect me to say, 689 00:27:44,106 --> 00:27:46,239 "Oh yeah, we can go back to being friends"? 690 00:27:46,241 --> 00:27:49,075 No, I'm sorry, we'll never, ever be friends again. 691 00:27:49,077 --> 00:27:51,577 All right, get back to the house then. 692 00:27:51,579 --> 00:27:54,112 Mint. 693 00:27:56,515 --> 00:27:59,550 (James sighing) 694 00:27:59,552 --> 00:28:06,189 ¶ 695 00:28:06,191 --> 00:28:06,756 Hi. 696 00:28:06,758 --> 00:28:08,390 (James) For one minute, I actually thought 697 00:28:08,392 --> 00:28:10,525 that me and Holly were gonna sort it, 698 00:28:10,527 --> 00:28:12,560 and we could go back to being friends. 699 00:28:12,562 --> 00:28:15,496 But, no, she just totally contradicted herself, 700 00:28:15,498 --> 00:28:18,298 and she doesn't wanna be my friend anymore. 701 00:28:18,300 --> 00:28:19,565 Oh, well, I'll just go back 702 00:28:19,567 --> 00:28:20,632 to my life and get on with it. 703 00:28:20,634 --> 00:28:22,266 In a perfect world, I would have loved to say-- 704 00:28:22,268 --> 00:28:23,567 I'd be like, yeah James, we can be friends. 705 00:28:23,569 --> 00:28:26,036 Let's all go back to being one big happy fucking family. 706 00:28:26,038 --> 00:28:28,772 No, sorry, but you fucking treat me like shit. 707 00:28:28,774 --> 00:28:30,673 I'm proud of you, like, standing your ground, 708 00:28:30,675 --> 00:28:32,141 having that word with him. 709 00:28:32,143 --> 00:28:33,308 I can't believe it. 710 00:28:33,310 --> 00:28:34,509 I knew if you were ever gonna speak to him, 711 00:28:34,511 --> 00:28:37,478 it would have to be, like, you making the first move, 712 00:28:37,480 --> 00:28:38,779 'cause he's proved, like-- 713 00:28:38,781 --> 00:28:39,746 Quite stubborn, is he? 714 00:28:39,748 --> 00:28:42,048 I just think he's proven-- He's a fucking little child. 715 00:28:42,050 --> 00:28:44,550 Well, he's got no clue whatsoever, 716 00:28:44,552 --> 00:28:47,219 about women, really. 717 00:28:47,221 --> 00:28:51,690 ¶ 718 00:28:56,796 --> 00:29:00,231 I woke up this morning, I feel fucking minging. 719 00:29:00,233 --> 00:29:02,266 The bed sheets fucking stink, 720 00:29:02,268 --> 00:29:05,002 so I'm taking the girls to the launderette. 721 00:29:05,536 --> 00:29:07,637 Because I'm fucking-- my fucking bed covers 722 00:29:07,639 --> 00:29:10,039 stink of, like, fanny and that, 723 00:29:10,041 --> 00:29:12,141 and I need to go wash them. 724 00:29:12,143 --> 00:29:13,275 (girls) Eww! 725 00:29:13,277 --> 00:29:16,278 (Sophie) He's like the gay best friend to the girls. 726 00:29:16,280 --> 00:29:17,345 He cooks, he cleans, 727 00:29:17,347 --> 00:29:20,281 and he even wants to take us to the launderette. 728 00:29:20,283 --> 00:29:22,683 Perfect. 729 00:29:22,685 --> 00:29:26,720 ¶ Can you feel it 730 00:29:26,722 --> 00:29:30,156 ¶ Can you feel it ¶ 731 00:29:30,158 --> 00:29:31,423 What would that be like? 732 00:29:31,425 --> 00:29:35,360 If a girl was, like, bending over in the washing machine. 733 00:29:35,362 --> 00:29:38,229 She's got little shorts on. 734 00:29:41,199 --> 00:29:43,433 Yous giving me a stiffy. 735 00:29:43,435 --> 00:29:46,669 The girls keep asking me why I'm so good at pulling. 736 00:29:46,671 --> 00:29:48,704 There's no real great myth to it. 737 00:29:48,706 --> 00:29:51,106 It does help, though, the fact that I'm 6'3" 738 00:29:51,108 --> 00:29:53,608 and I look like I've been carved from fucking stone. 739 00:29:53,610 --> 00:29:57,311 You know, if, right, if there was a girl in the house 740 00:29:57,313 --> 00:29:58,478 who you quite fancied... 741 00:29:58,480 --> 00:29:59,612 Yeah, thought she was decent. 742 00:29:59,614 --> 00:30:02,314 Obviously, you'd be living with her, like, 24/7, 743 00:30:02,316 --> 00:30:04,716 you'd be getting drunk with her, you'd be shagging her. 744 00:30:04,718 --> 00:30:07,118 If she felt the same way, would you get in a-- 745 00:30:07,120 --> 00:30:08,786 Yeah, if she was that fit and I liked her, 746 00:30:08,788 --> 00:30:10,120 then yeah, why not? Yeah? 747 00:30:10,122 --> 00:30:11,621 Right, well, if there ever is a new girl, 748 00:30:11,623 --> 00:30:14,290 will you please get in there before Gary? 749 00:30:14,292 --> 00:30:14,757 Why? 750 00:30:14,759 --> 00:30:16,692 'Cause I couldn't stand that. 751 00:30:16,694 --> 00:30:19,327 With Charlotte and Gary, it's a vicious circle. 752 00:30:19,329 --> 00:30:21,162 She says that she's not bothered, 753 00:30:21,164 --> 00:30:22,163 he says he's not bothered. 754 00:30:22,165 --> 00:30:24,765 But, I'm starting to think she's starting to get 755 00:30:24,767 --> 00:30:26,633 a bit bothered about Gary pulling girls. 756 00:30:26,635 --> 00:30:29,068 If a new girl came in the house, and he got with her, 757 00:30:29,070 --> 00:30:32,137 like, I'd have to leave. 758 00:30:32,139 --> 00:30:34,105 I love all the girls in the house. 759 00:30:34,107 --> 00:30:36,273 But, I think I get on with Charlotte the most. 760 00:30:36,275 --> 00:30:38,375 She is like my twin sister, 761 00:30:38,377 --> 00:30:42,045 apart from the fact that she is thick as fuck. 762 00:30:45,983 --> 00:30:48,718 (phone ringing) 763 00:30:52,656 --> 00:30:54,056 Hello? 764 00:30:54,058 --> 00:30:56,591 It is, yeah, Anna, are you all right? 765 00:30:56,593 --> 00:30:59,193 Anna calls, and wouldn't you know it? 766 00:30:59,195 --> 00:31:02,129 It's another fucking pointless work outing. 767 00:31:02,131 --> 00:31:05,732 Anna wants me, you, and Scott 768 00:31:05,734 --> 00:31:09,168 to go to work tonight for a hen party. 769 00:31:09,170 --> 00:31:10,469 I don't mind that. 770 00:31:10,471 --> 00:31:12,370 Anna must be throbbing over me, 771 00:31:12,372 --> 00:31:14,538 'cause every time that fucking phone rings, 772 00:31:14,540 --> 00:31:15,472 it's me and work. 773 00:31:15,474 --> 00:31:17,841 ¶ Welcome to the club we living it up ¶ 774 00:31:17,843 --> 00:31:20,210 ¶ Come to the club and just ??? ¶ 775 00:31:20,212 --> 00:31:23,713 ¶ Welcome to the club where you hang out at the start ¶ 776 00:31:23,715 --> 00:31:24,647 Hey, lad. Hi, mate. 777 00:31:24,649 --> 00:31:26,482 Scott, really nice to meet you. 778 00:31:26,484 --> 00:31:27,382 Charlotte. Cheers. 779 00:31:27,384 --> 00:31:28,817 I'm Vicky, nice to meet you. 780 00:31:28,819 --> 00:31:31,319 We're being told we've gotta make cocktails 781 00:31:31,321 --> 00:31:33,954 for a hen-do. 782 00:31:33,956 --> 00:31:35,655 All I can think about is the argument 783 00:31:35,657 --> 00:31:37,223 between me and Ricci the other night. 784 00:31:37,225 --> 00:31:40,526 And, I just really can't be arsed at all. 785 00:31:40,528 --> 00:31:42,461 Can we do some tequilas? 786 00:31:42,463 --> 00:31:42,961 We can. 787 00:31:42,963 --> 00:31:44,562 Yeah, let's do some tequilas. 788 00:31:44,564 --> 00:31:45,863 Cheers. Tequila! 789 00:31:45,865 --> 00:31:48,398 (Charlotte) These jobs are ridiculous. 790 00:31:48,400 --> 00:31:49,465 I don't give a shit about Anna, 791 00:31:49,467 --> 00:31:51,500 and I don't give a shit about the hen party. 792 00:31:51,502 --> 00:31:54,302 Let's just all get mortaled instead. 793 00:31:54,304 --> 00:31:59,106 ¶ 794 00:31:59,108 --> 00:32:00,440 Shock, Charlotte and Vicky 795 00:32:00,442 --> 00:32:02,208 have just had a sniff of alcohol, 796 00:32:02,210 --> 00:32:03,442 and they're already smashed. 797 00:32:03,444 --> 00:32:05,844 So, I'm gonna have to do all the graft. 798 00:32:05,846 --> 00:32:08,580 Cheers, girls. Cheers! 799 00:32:08,582 --> 00:32:09,747 Here you go, girls. 800 00:32:09,749 --> 00:32:12,082 Scott has managed to entertain all the girls. 801 00:32:12,084 --> 00:32:13,650 He's in his element, running around, 802 00:32:13,652 --> 00:32:17,453 making drinks, flexing his muscles, flirting. 803 00:32:18,721 --> 00:32:19,520 What a wanker. 804 00:32:19,522 --> 00:32:23,223 Can we all try and make a Geordie Shore cocktail? 805 00:32:23,225 --> 00:32:24,457 If you're really good. 806 00:32:24,459 --> 00:32:25,157 Let's do it! 807 00:32:25,159 --> 00:32:27,759 Expect we need a cylinder, don't we? 808 00:32:27,761 --> 00:32:30,428 So first, we start off with raspberry vodka 809 00:32:30,430 --> 00:32:31,295 and blueberry vodka. 810 00:32:31,297 --> 00:32:32,496 A bit like Charlotte and Sophie, 811 00:32:32,498 --> 00:32:33,830 'cause they're both dopey berries. 812 00:32:33,832 --> 00:32:34,864 Then, you add some rum, 813 00:32:34,866 --> 00:32:37,633 'cause it packs a wicked punch like Scotty T. 814 00:32:37,635 --> 00:32:38,934 Cranberry juice, like Gaz, 815 00:32:38,936 --> 00:32:40,635 both associated with S.T.I.'s. 816 00:32:40,637 --> 00:32:41,769 and apple juice, like James-- 817 00:32:41,771 --> 00:32:43,337 fucking pointless on a night out. 818 00:32:43,339 --> 00:32:44,371 And then, the raspberries-- 819 00:32:44,373 --> 00:32:48,208 Me, a refreshing break from the rest of the madness. 820 00:32:49,543 --> 00:32:50,576 Oh, my God. 821 00:32:50,578 --> 00:32:51,777 It explodes in your mouth. 822 00:32:51,779 --> 00:32:52,844 Fucking yes, well done, man. 823 00:32:52,846 --> 00:32:54,679 You helped us as well. 824 00:32:54,681 --> 00:32:56,547 Cool careers, whoo! 825 00:32:56,549 --> 00:32:58,348 Result-- fun in there. 826 00:32:58,350 --> 00:33:00,550 Result- pissed! 827 00:33:00,552 --> 00:33:02,318 (Scott) So, we're in the cab on the way home, 828 00:33:02,320 --> 00:33:05,521 and I want Vicky to know how when her and Ricci argue, 829 00:33:05,523 --> 00:33:07,756 it does everyone's fucking head in. 830 00:33:08,891 --> 00:33:10,391 I didn't know any of this, babe. 831 00:33:10,393 --> 00:33:11,759 Well, basically, I elbowed the toaster, 832 00:33:11,761 --> 00:33:13,994 I punched a light in my room as well, 833 00:33:13,996 --> 00:33:14,794 and I kicked Gaz's case. 834 00:33:14,796 --> 00:33:17,830 (Vicky) Hearing Scott tell us about what he did 835 00:33:17,832 --> 00:33:18,730 is just horrible. 836 00:33:18,732 --> 00:33:21,532 It's finally hitting home what a massive effect 837 00:33:21,534 --> 00:33:23,600 our arguments have on the rest of the house. 838 00:33:23,602 --> 00:33:24,767 Sometimes he's wicked, isn't he? 839 00:33:24,769 --> 00:33:26,301 And like, he can be so nice sometimes, 840 00:33:26,303 --> 00:33:28,736 and sometimes he's just so fucking nasty. 841 00:33:28,738 --> 00:33:30,571 It's like what you said, Vick, it's just them stages, 842 00:33:30,573 --> 00:33:33,740 what happens to everyone, isn't it, when you've had-- 843 00:33:37,411 --> 00:33:39,145 (Vicky) Scott and Charlotte are offering advice, 844 00:33:39,147 --> 00:33:41,113 and trying to help, but at the end of the day, 845 00:33:41,115 --> 00:33:42,747 what's going on between me and Ricci 846 00:33:42,749 --> 00:33:44,648 right now isn't okay. 847 00:33:44,650 --> 00:33:48,385 But, I'm not sure how to fix it. 848 00:33:49,720 --> 00:33:52,288 (Gaz) We like going out as a family, we like doing fun things. 849 00:33:52,290 --> 00:33:53,756 Tonight, we're going to the casino. 850 00:33:53,758 --> 00:33:55,324 All right, girls, are you ready? 851 00:33:55,326 --> 00:33:57,125 (girls) Yeah, we're coming! 852 00:33:57,127 --> 00:33:57,692 Rush on. 853 00:33:57,694 --> 00:34:00,061 All the squad are off to the casino. 854 00:34:00,063 --> 00:34:01,695 I'm not usually a gambling man, 855 00:34:01,697 --> 00:34:03,563 because I fucking hate losing money. 856 00:34:03,565 --> 00:34:06,299 I've never gambled, so I'm hoping 857 00:34:06,301 --> 00:34:07,967 I'm going to get beginner's luck. 858 00:34:07,969 --> 00:34:09,201 You ever been at the cas before? 859 00:34:09,203 --> 00:34:11,236 I've been a couple of times like, 860 00:34:11,238 --> 00:34:12,670 but, uh, I'm going to be honest, 861 00:34:12,672 --> 00:34:14,505 I haven't got a clue how to gamble like. 862 00:34:14,507 --> 00:34:16,206 Everyone knows that money won 863 00:34:16,208 --> 00:34:17,674 is twice as good as money earned. 864 00:34:17,676 --> 00:34:20,309 I think Dan'll probably play the safest at the casino. 865 00:34:20,311 --> 00:34:22,277 He'll probably bet five pounds, and if he wins 866 00:34:22,279 --> 00:34:24,445 a five at it, he'll go up and have a fucking wank. 867 00:34:24,447 --> 00:34:27,848 ¶ Haters be illing when they see me killing on the floor ¶ 868 00:34:27,850 --> 00:34:29,583 ¶ Looks like I'm missing competition ¶ 869 00:34:29,585 --> 00:34:30,717 ¶ From the rest of y'all 870 00:34:30,719 --> 00:34:34,687 ¶ I know you looking at me I know you wanting more ¶ 871 00:34:34,689 --> 00:34:35,487 Put this on black. 872 00:34:35,489 --> 00:34:37,722 What does that mean, I don't undestand? 873 00:34:37,724 --> 00:34:39,623 The girls haven't got a clue what they're doing. 874 00:34:39,625 --> 00:34:41,758 They're putting random chips on random numbers. 875 00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:43,392 They're trying to ask us what's going on. 876 00:34:43,394 --> 00:34:49,131 You get, uh, 80-- you get 27 quid. 877 00:34:49,133 --> 00:34:51,500 What?! 878 00:34:51,502 --> 00:34:52,701 Wait, wait, that's yours. 879 00:34:52,703 --> 00:34:55,070 All yours, you get fives. 880 00:34:55,072 --> 00:34:57,439 Yes! How much did you win? 881 00:34:57,441 --> 00:34:58,273 Um, loads! 882 00:34:58,275 --> 00:35:01,109 I don't know whether it's beginner's luck 883 00:35:01,111 --> 00:35:04,145 or the luck of the lady from within. 884 00:35:04,147 --> 00:35:05,613 But, whatever luck it is, 885 00:35:05,615 --> 00:35:08,682 it didn't fucking last very long. 886 00:35:08,684 --> 00:35:11,317 Oh, no! I'm running out. 887 00:35:11,319 --> 00:35:12,451 I'm still in the winning. 888 00:35:12,453 --> 00:35:14,619 (Charlotte) This is shit, I'm not playing anymore. 889 00:35:14,621 --> 00:35:16,287 I've got something more important 890 00:35:16,289 --> 00:35:17,788 to talk to Holly about, anyway. 891 00:35:17,790 --> 00:35:20,090 I've got to take a holiday. 892 00:35:20,092 --> 00:35:21,057 What for? 893 00:35:21,059 --> 00:35:23,292 I can't do any more cock capturing just yet. 894 00:35:23,294 --> 00:35:25,560 I was thinking you need a break. 895 00:35:25,562 --> 00:35:26,861 You were even thinking it? Yeah. 896 00:35:26,863 --> 00:35:28,629 Charlotte's saying that she wants a break 897 00:35:28,631 --> 00:35:29,563 from the cock capturers, 898 00:35:29,565 --> 00:35:31,598 and she says it's because she's overworked. 899 00:35:31,600 --> 00:35:33,366 But, I'm thinking it's definitely because 900 00:35:33,368 --> 00:35:35,968 she slept with Gary the other night. 901 00:35:37,603 --> 00:35:40,071 No bother. 902 00:35:40,739 --> 00:35:44,141 (Gaz) So, what happens with me and Charlotte... 903 00:35:47,044 --> 00:35:48,811 It's all good, it's all hunky dory, 904 00:35:48,813 --> 00:35:50,279 when Charlotte's off pulling, 'cause I'm like, 905 00:35:50,281 --> 00:35:52,614 well, I'll do it as well, and she's got no grounds 906 00:35:52,616 --> 00:35:54,582 to argue with us, or shout at us, 907 00:35:54,584 --> 00:35:55,749 or fight with us. 908 00:35:55,751 --> 00:35:57,083 But, as soon as she stops pulling, 909 00:35:57,085 --> 00:35:59,585 and I keep on pulling, then go back to her, 910 00:35:59,587 --> 00:36:01,987 that's when things get messy. 911 00:36:05,057 --> 00:36:07,291 Yeah, yeah, but like I say, when she stops, 912 00:36:07,293 --> 00:36:08,625 if it wasn't just pulling. 913 00:36:08,627 --> 00:36:10,493 (overlapping chatter) 914 00:36:10,495 --> 00:36:13,395 Gaz reckons that him and Charlotte are just bonking. 915 00:36:13,397 --> 00:36:15,130 That's fucking tramp shit, that like. 916 00:36:15,132 --> 00:36:16,364 They're definitly just not booking, 917 00:36:16,366 --> 00:36:18,666 they're not kidding anyone. 918 00:36:25,340 --> 00:36:26,540 With Scott and Holly, they've kind of got 919 00:36:26,542 --> 00:36:28,642 the thing me and Charlotte first started off at. 920 00:36:28,644 --> 00:36:29,676 It's a comfort thing. 921 00:36:29,678 --> 00:36:31,978 It's a thing, you get pissed, a person you go to 922 00:36:31,980 --> 00:36:33,212 when you don't really know what you're doing, 923 00:36:33,214 --> 00:36:36,181 and you wake up in the morning, like, "Oh, fuck, again, really?" 924 00:36:36,183 --> 00:36:37,515 But, that'll keep happening, 925 00:36:37,517 --> 00:36:38,582 unless one of them stop it. 926 00:36:38,584 --> 00:36:41,318 You need to start fucking just kicking her out of your bed. 927 00:36:41,320 --> 00:36:42,419 I will, "Get out." 928 00:36:42,421 --> 00:36:44,454 Hasn't she been noshing off for weeks? 929 00:36:44,456 --> 00:36:45,555 (laughing) 930 00:36:45,557 --> 00:36:49,325 Gaz and Dan think I'm gonna end up like James with Holly. 931 00:36:49,327 --> 00:36:51,293 No, no, no, number one, 932 00:36:51,295 --> 00:36:53,194 I don't have a fucking stupid comb over. 933 00:36:53,196 --> 00:36:55,729 And number two, I'm having way too much fun 934 00:36:55,731 --> 00:36:59,332 being single, to get tied down with any shit. 935 00:36:59,334 --> 00:37:04,670 ¶ 936 00:37:04,672 --> 00:37:06,138 So, we get back from the casino, 937 00:37:06,140 --> 00:37:09,207 and we're all getting ready to go out. 938 00:37:09,209 --> 00:37:10,575 Is it a sex free night? 939 00:37:10,577 --> 00:37:11,409 (girls) Yes. 940 00:37:11,411 --> 00:37:13,477 And the cock capturers are no more? 941 00:37:13,479 --> 00:37:14,678 Nah. No, no, no. 942 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:15,712 We still are. Right. 943 00:37:15,714 --> 00:37:18,181 We're just giving it a rest for a little bit. 944 00:37:18,183 --> 00:37:19,182 We're tired. 945 00:37:19,184 --> 00:37:20,149 How 'bout tonight, then, 946 00:37:20,151 --> 00:37:22,251 you give being ladies a go? 947 00:37:22,253 --> 00:37:24,386 I want them to realize that by having a bit 948 00:37:24,388 --> 00:37:26,020 of respect for yourself, and holding yourself 949 00:37:26,022 --> 00:37:28,589 in a certain way, men will have respect for you. 950 00:37:28,591 --> 00:37:31,091 Therefore, they will do more than just fuck you, 951 00:37:31,093 --> 00:37:33,026 wipe their dick on the curtains, and fuck off. 952 00:37:33,028 --> 00:37:36,195 First of all, sit like a lady, and not like a cock capturer. 953 00:37:36,197 --> 00:37:38,597 I'm pretending to be a nice bloke, 954 00:37:38,599 --> 00:37:40,332 good looking, with a big cock. 955 00:37:40,334 --> 00:37:41,766 I've got a massive nob, you know. 956 00:37:41,768 --> 00:37:44,068 It's the size of an airplane. 957 00:37:44,070 --> 00:37:46,570 I really don't want to know that on the first date. 958 00:37:46,572 --> 00:37:49,072 What about my mate as well? 959 00:37:49,074 --> 00:37:49,772 He's got a big cock. 960 00:37:49,774 --> 00:37:51,774 Well, first of all, why don't I know 961 00:37:51,776 --> 00:37:53,408 your friend's name? 962 00:37:53,410 --> 00:37:54,409 John. 963 00:37:54,411 --> 00:37:55,109 (laughing) 964 00:37:55,111 --> 00:37:57,111 Being a lady is actually really, really hard. 965 00:37:57,113 --> 00:37:59,379 Like, it takes years and years of practice. 966 00:37:59,381 --> 00:38:02,448 That's why I don't believe that anyone's truly a lady 967 00:38:02,450 --> 00:38:04,149 until they're like 40. 968 00:38:04,151 --> 00:38:05,750 So, we're set to go out now? 969 00:38:05,752 --> 00:38:06,717 We're done? Yeah. 970 00:38:06,719 --> 00:38:08,485 (Vicky) Let's face it, we probably got more of a chance 971 00:38:08,487 --> 00:38:11,488 of Gary settling than these two fucking half-wits 972 00:38:11,490 --> 00:38:14,090 acting like ladies. 973 00:38:14,691 --> 00:38:17,492 We'll be in the casino as a big family, all as a group. 974 00:38:17,494 --> 00:38:19,661 And now, we're all heading out as a group. 975 00:38:19,663 --> 00:38:22,664 Spirits are high, I can't fucking wait. 976 00:38:22,666 --> 00:38:27,702 ¶ 977 00:38:36,678 --> 00:38:37,811 (Scott) With Holly end up in my bed, 978 00:38:37,813 --> 00:38:40,713 I just wanna check that she feels the same way as me. 979 00:38:50,423 --> 00:38:51,823 (Holly) Me and Scott are just friends, 980 00:38:51,825 --> 00:38:53,491 and I don't want anything more from him. 981 00:38:53,493 --> 00:38:55,926 I know that everybody thinks that it's starting out 982 00:38:55,928 --> 00:38:57,761 the way that me and James did. 983 00:38:57,763 --> 00:38:58,561 But, it isn't. 984 00:38:58,563 --> 00:39:00,629 With Scott, I feel completely in control. 985 00:39:00,631 --> 00:39:02,597 Like, sometimes, something might happen, 986 00:39:02,599 --> 00:39:05,800 sometimes it won't. 987 00:39:05,802 --> 00:39:09,370 ¶ No more fooling around 988 00:39:09,372 --> 00:39:10,804 ¶ I'm running as I hit the ground ¶ 989 00:39:10,806 --> 00:39:14,007 (Vicky) I look over to check on Holly and Charlotte's progress 990 00:39:14,009 --> 00:39:15,742 in their whole new lady-like endeavors. 991 00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:20,213 I find them shaking their titties at each other. 992 00:39:20,215 --> 00:39:25,651 I don't remember Kate Middleton never doing a titty shake. 993 00:39:25,653 --> 00:39:27,819 I'm absolutely smashed, but I'm necking on with girls, 994 00:39:27,821 --> 00:39:30,121 and Charlotte hasn't reacted, she's not kicking off. 995 00:39:30,123 --> 00:39:31,755 She looks like she's having a good night. 996 00:39:31,757 --> 00:39:35,258 So, this is very good news for me. 997 00:39:35,826 --> 00:39:37,626 (Charlotte) So, Gary has pulled. 998 00:39:37,628 --> 00:39:40,195 He's brought a girl into our area. 999 00:39:40,197 --> 00:39:42,597 But, still, I'm not bothered. 1000 00:39:42,599 --> 00:39:44,699 (Sophie) I feel like I've got my best friends back. 1001 00:39:44,701 --> 00:39:48,135 I was left out when they were going off, pulling boys. 1002 00:39:48,137 --> 00:39:52,005 To have the girls back feels mint. 1003 00:39:55,175 --> 00:39:56,208 All the lads have got a bird. 1004 00:39:56,210 --> 00:39:59,344 I'm gonna take mine home and fucking toast her. 1005 00:39:59,346 --> 00:40:01,612 What do you mean? 1006 00:40:01,614 --> 00:40:06,683 ¶ 1007 00:40:08,118 --> 00:40:12,054 Because the cock capturers have stopped cock capturing, 1008 00:40:12,056 --> 00:40:14,389 I feel like the boys are now thinking 1009 00:40:14,391 --> 00:40:16,324 that they need to go all out. 1010 00:40:16,326 --> 00:40:18,192 Is there any need? 1011 00:40:18,194 --> 00:40:19,893 Hey! 1012 00:40:19,895 --> 00:40:22,228 (Charlotte) We've got a full house tonight. 1013 00:40:22,230 --> 00:40:24,730 Three boys to four girls. 1014 00:40:24,732 --> 00:40:26,598 (overlapping chatter) 1015 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:30,268 It's like fucking Grand Central Station in here. 1016 00:40:30,270 --> 00:40:33,771 Thank God the girls haven't pulled random boys. 1017 00:40:33,773 --> 00:40:36,907 Instead, Holly's spooning the floor, 1018 00:40:36,909 --> 00:40:39,576 and Charlotte's talking to the fish. 1019 00:40:39,578 --> 00:40:41,644 Scramble! Scramble? 1020 00:40:41,646 --> 00:40:44,413 Who needs cock? 1021 00:40:44,415 --> 00:40:47,182 (Dan) I can't wait to get these girls upstairs, 1022 00:40:47,184 --> 00:40:50,485 in bed, do the business. 1023 00:40:50,487 --> 00:40:52,353 Been a long night, I've grafted, 1024 00:40:52,355 --> 00:40:55,122 I got two girls back, I get 'em in the shag pad. 1025 00:40:55,124 --> 00:40:56,356 I could be on for two of them here. 1026 00:40:56,358 --> 00:41:00,226 But nope, all they wanna do is sit and talk. 1027 00:41:02,729 --> 00:41:04,329 Two birds, no bang. 1028 00:41:04,331 --> 00:41:07,298 Sometimes you just have a bad night. 1029 00:41:07,300 --> 00:41:08,832 (Dan) I'm taking things slow with my bird. 1030 00:41:08,834 --> 00:41:12,368 But, Scott's girl, she's wailing like a fucking banshee. 1031 00:41:12,370 --> 00:41:14,636 (moaning loudly) 1032 00:41:16,705 --> 00:41:18,405 It's completely put us of my stride. 1033 00:41:18,407 --> 00:41:19,806 I feel completely cock blocked. 1034 00:41:19,808 --> 00:41:22,108 It's definitely not happening for me tonight. 1035 00:41:22,110 --> 00:41:24,577 (moaning) 1036 00:41:24,579 --> 00:41:27,212 Mine's the only one who's getting plucked tonight. 1037 00:41:27,214 --> 00:41:29,781 (clucking) 1038 00:41:29,783 --> 00:41:32,250 We're back on tour, this time, Prague. 1039 00:41:32,252 --> 00:41:33,618 Cheap beer, wicked clubs. 1040 00:41:33,620 --> 00:41:35,653 (girls) Vicky! Vicky! 1041 00:41:35,655 --> 00:41:38,722 It's a massive Prague-ish party. 1042 00:41:38,724 --> 00:41:42,425 It took my fucking head off. 1043 00:41:42,427 --> 00:41:43,559 Whoa, fucking hell! 1044 00:41:43,561 --> 00:41:45,060 I'm not a dick! Yeah, you are. 1045 00:41:45,062 --> 00:41:48,163 Who wants to get fucking mortaled? 1046 00:41:48,165 --> 00:41:49,397 (vomiting) 1047 00:41:49,399 --> 00:41:50,164 What a tit. 1048 00:41:50,166 --> 00:41:51,165 Give us a kiss and go. 1049 00:41:51,167 --> 00:41:53,667 Couldn't have gone better. 1050 00:41:55,202 --> 00:41:59,338 Strip clubs, girls, what fucking better place 1051 00:41:59,340 --> 00:42:00,238 to send me? 1052 00:42:00,240 --> 00:42:01,372 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1053 00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:03,807 ¶ If you wanna go wild if you wanna go wild ¶ 1054 00:42:03,809 --> 00:42:04,941 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1055 00:42:04,943 --> 00:42:07,543 ¶ If you wanna go wild if you wanna go... ¶ 1056 00:42:07,545 --> 00:42:08,677 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1057 00:42:08,679 --> 00:42:11,246 ¶ If you wanna go wild if you wanna go wild ¶ 1058 00:42:11,248 --> 00:42:12,547 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1059 00:42:12,549 --> 00:42:14,448 ¶ Let's party, party let me go wild ¶ 1060 00:42:14,450 --> 00:42:16,750 ¶ Let's party, party let me go wild ¶ 1061 00:42:16,752 --> 00:42:17,884 ¶ Oi, oi let me go wild ¶ 1062 00:42:17,886 --> 00:42:20,152 ¶ Let's party, party let me go own that ¶ 1063 00:42:20,154 --> 00:42:24,256 ¶ Own that, own that own that, own that ¶