1 00:00:03,570 --> 00:00:06,071 When I got told I was going to Spring Break, 2 00:00:06,073 --> 00:00:07,272 this what I had in mind. 3 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:11,109 Jason's got a girlfriend now, as if I'm bothered. 4 00:00:11,111 --> 00:00:13,511 You're me best friend in the whole world. 5 00:00:13,513 --> 00:00:15,813 It's time for me to go home now. 6 00:00:15,815 --> 00:00:16,480 (slapping) 7 00:00:16,482 --> 00:00:18,148 I'm not gonna bite me tongue anymore. 8 00:00:18,150 --> 00:00:19,649 Have you got engagement rings? 9 00:00:19,651 --> 00:00:21,217 I just hope he's not gonna regret it. 10 00:00:21,219 --> 00:00:25,788 Vicky and Ricci will not be allowed back into the home. 11 00:00:25,790 --> 00:00:27,556 I just hope this is for the best, 12 00:00:27,558 --> 00:00:29,357 and it does help the relationship. 13 00:00:29,359 --> 00:00:30,391 She'll look like a laughingstock 14 00:00:30,393 --> 00:00:31,792 when she says yes 'cause basically 15 00:00:31,794 --> 00:00:32,826 it's a mockery, this is a joke. 16 00:00:32,828 --> 00:00:36,095 I need to meet the girl that is Team Jay. 17 00:00:36,097 --> 00:00:37,396 I haven't seen her for weeks. 18 00:00:37,398 --> 00:00:39,097 It's gonna be the last night. 19 00:00:39,099 --> 00:00:41,099 I'm gonna leave "Geordie Shore". 20 00:00:41,101 --> 00:00:45,136 We're looking like porn stars. 21 00:00:45,138 --> 00:00:46,070 Good night! 22 00:00:46,072 --> 00:00:48,405 Becca might as well have a needle and thread 23 00:00:48,407 --> 00:00:51,541 and have sewed me fanny flaps together. 24 00:00:51,543 --> 00:00:55,511 I've just been pied again. 25 00:00:57,180 --> 00:00:59,681 I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. edge. 26 00:00:59,683 --> 00:01:01,683 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 27 00:01:01,685 --> 00:01:04,218 I've got a banging body and the banter to match. 28 00:01:04,220 --> 00:01:06,153 I should have a degree in pulling women. 29 00:01:06,155 --> 00:01:08,221 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 30 00:01:08,223 --> 00:01:10,323 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 31 00:01:10,325 --> 00:01:12,325 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 32 00:01:12,327 --> 00:01:14,694 Got the looks, got the charm, it just works. 33 00:01:14,696 --> 00:01:17,763 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 34 00:01:17,765 --> 00:01:20,799 "Geordie Shore", why aye! 35 00:01:22,601 --> 00:01:25,703 ¶ 36 00:01:26,638 --> 00:01:28,105 There's only six that were left. 37 00:01:28,107 --> 00:01:30,107 Fuck knows who could be leaving next. 38 00:01:30,109 --> 00:01:32,109 Cancun is definitely starting to feel 39 00:01:32,111 --> 00:01:34,478 like it's coming to an end. 40 00:01:34,480 --> 00:01:36,213 I'm the oldest in the house. 41 00:01:36,215 --> 00:01:38,782 I'm not sure if it's for me any more. 42 00:01:38,784 --> 00:01:41,885 I think me time's up. 43 00:01:41,887 --> 00:01:43,486 I can't fucking believe it. 44 00:01:43,488 --> 00:01:44,820 Holly robbed the bank last night. 45 00:01:44,822 --> 00:01:47,322 It's definitely not happening again. 46 00:01:47,324 --> 00:01:50,325 I'm gonna get better security. 47 00:01:50,327 --> 00:01:52,460 So should I give you a massage? 48 00:01:52,462 --> 00:01:53,294 (Gary mutters) 49 00:01:53,296 --> 00:01:55,429 I fucked me sex mission up with Gary last night 50 00:01:55,431 --> 00:01:58,198 because of cock-block Becca. 51 00:01:58,200 --> 00:02:00,867 Becca, man-- what are you doing? 52 00:02:00,869 --> 00:02:03,102 ¶ 53 00:02:05,338 --> 00:02:06,871 Tonight's our last night in Cancun, 54 00:02:06,873 --> 00:02:08,272 and we're going out for a meal 55 00:02:08,274 --> 00:02:10,173 because we've gotta leave tomorrow. 56 00:02:10,175 --> 00:02:14,443 I think it's the best thing after that fight, to be honest. 57 00:02:15,344 --> 00:02:19,113 I'm proposing to Vicky. This is the most important day of my life. 58 00:02:19,115 --> 00:02:21,882 Hope it all goes well. 59 00:02:21,884 --> 00:02:24,117 (Ricci) I'm absolutely bricking it. 60 00:02:24,119 --> 00:02:24,717 I'm really excited, 61 00:02:24,719 --> 00:02:27,853 but I'm shitting myself at the same time. 62 00:02:27,855 --> 00:02:29,321 For some reason, Ricci just doesn't 63 00:02:29,323 --> 00:02:30,822 look like he's enjoying himself. 64 00:02:30,824 --> 00:02:32,456 (Vicky) He looks nervous, 65 00:02:32,458 --> 00:02:34,724 something's not right. 66 00:02:37,728 --> 00:02:39,161 All I hear is... 67 00:02:39,163 --> 00:02:40,562 (mimicking motor revving) 68 00:02:40,564 --> 00:02:42,463 and I'm thinkin', what is that noise? 69 00:02:42,465 --> 00:02:43,597 (plane overhead) 70 00:02:43,599 --> 00:02:45,732 What's that? 71 00:02:48,669 --> 00:02:50,236 "Vicky. 72 00:02:50,238 --> 00:02:51,437 "Will you... 73 00:02:51,439 --> 00:02:52,538 Marry me?" 74 00:02:52,540 --> 00:02:54,773 Oh! What? 75 00:02:54,775 --> 00:02:56,307 What is that? 76 00:02:56,309 --> 00:02:57,207 What? 77 00:02:57,209 --> 00:02:59,409 Oh, God. What? 78 00:02:59,411 --> 00:02:59,876 What? 79 00:02:59,878 --> 00:03:03,145 Seriously, though, you wanna marry her. 80 00:03:03,147 --> 00:03:04,913 After everything that happened the other day, 81 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:07,382 and you want to marry her. 82 00:03:07,384 --> 00:03:08,349 (exhaling) 83 00:03:08,351 --> 00:03:08,949 Mumble mumble, 84 00:03:08,951 --> 00:03:10,550 "Vicky, will you marry me?" 85 00:03:10,552 --> 00:03:13,619 (James mutters) 86 00:03:13,621 --> 00:03:16,688 These places just keep getting prettier and prettier. 87 00:03:16,690 --> 00:03:19,924 I just couldn't ask to be in a nicer place. 88 00:03:19,926 --> 00:03:22,159 I'm so relaxed and so happy. 89 00:03:22,161 --> 00:03:23,460 But Ricci's just completely on edge. 90 00:03:23,462 --> 00:03:25,829 He's sweating like a fucking fat lass at a disco. 91 00:03:25,831 --> 00:03:28,698 (Ricci) Even thought it's been hard this time around, 92 00:03:28,700 --> 00:03:31,801 by proving we can come through this, 93 00:03:31,803 --> 00:03:34,770 and get through absolutely anything. 94 00:03:40,309 --> 00:03:42,810 Me and Ricci still got a lot of work to do 95 00:03:42,812 --> 00:03:43,977 on our relationship. 96 00:03:43,979 --> 00:03:47,547 But deep down, I know we really love each other. 97 00:03:47,549 --> 00:03:51,183 Cheers to our last night in Mexico. 98 00:03:51,185 --> 00:03:52,851 Burstin' about propose to Vicky, 99 00:03:52,853 --> 00:03:55,186 can't wait, nervous, scared. 100 00:03:55,188 --> 00:03:56,720 Don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. 101 00:03:56,722 --> 00:03:59,622 Hopefully she'll say yes. 102 00:04:01,725 --> 00:04:04,960 It's fucking nerve-wracking as fuck. 103 00:04:04,962 --> 00:04:06,494 I love you. 104 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:07,561 I love you, too. 105 00:04:07,563 --> 00:04:09,696 And I wanna prove it. 106 00:04:09,698 --> 00:04:12,331 Check that. 107 00:04:17,704 --> 00:04:21,506 I genuinely wanna spend the rest of my life with you. 108 00:04:21,508 --> 00:04:22,473 (sobbing) 109 00:04:22,475 --> 00:04:23,807 You can't be serious. 110 00:04:23,809 --> 00:04:26,309 I'm not the girl who gets proposed to 111 00:04:26,311 --> 00:04:27,576 by the man of her dreams. 112 00:04:27,578 --> 00:04:31,479 And all of a sudden, I am that girl. 113 00:04:31,481 --> 00:04:33,647 And I'm so, so happy. 114 00:04:33,649 --> 00:04:35,348 Will you marry us? 115 00:04:35,350 --> 00:04:37,249 Yes. 116 00:04:41,821 --> 00:04:43,488 Fucking yes. 117 00:04:43,490 --> 00:04:46,891 (both chuckling) 118 00:04:48,660 --> 00:04:50,861 I love you, baby. 119 00:04:50,863 --> 00:04:52,996 ¶ 120 00:04:59,236 --> 00:05:02,671 This has to be the happiest I've ever felt in my life, 121 00:05:02,673 --> 00:05:05,640 but I just am not taking anything in right now. 122 00:05:05,642 --> 00:05:07,608 Well, that's the hard bit over. 123 00:05:07,610 --> 00:05:08,842 Now I can relax. 124 00:05:08,844 --> 00:05:10,710 After hearing her say "yes," 125 00:05:10,712 --> 00:05:11,777 going through all that planning, 126 00:05:11,779 --> 00:05:15,947 making sure everything was perfect, it was all worth it. 127 00:05:15,949 --> 00:05:16,747 My God. 128 00:05:16,749 --> 00:05:17,748 I don't really care 129 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:18,882 what anyone else has to say. 130 00:05:18,884 --> 00:05:21,284 Unless they are over-the-top 131 00:05:21,286 --> 00:05:22,451 thrilled for us, 132 00:05:22,453 --> 00:05:25,620 then I don't fucking care. 133 00:05:33,428 --> 00:05:35,529 ¶ 134 00:05:35,531 --> 00:05:36,396 Guess what? What. 135 00:05:36,398 --> 00:05:38,631 We were-- we were sitting out here, right? 136 00:05:38,633 --> 00:05:39,765 Right. And all of a sudden, 137 00:05:39,767 --> 00:05:42,000 this plane goes past with a banner on it, 138 00:05:42,002 --> 00:05:44,602 saying, "Will you marry me, Vicky... heart." 139 00:05:44,604 --> 00:05:47,671 Two days ago, Vicky was busting Ricci all over. 140 00:05:47,673 --> 00:05:49,673 Now he's got a banner on a fucking plane 141 00:05:49,675 --> 00:05:50,874 asking her to marry him. 142 00:05:50,876 --> 00:05:51,875 What the fuck's going on? 143 00:05:51,877 --> 00:05:53,476 When she just sees that, she sees the big ring. 144 00:05:53,478 --> 00:05:56,412 Well, at least one good thing's coming out of the proposal. 145 00:05:56,414 --> 00:05:58,046 Nee fucker else is gonna marry her. 146 00:05:58,048 --> 00:05:59,347 You think she said yes? 147 00:05:59,349 --> 00:06:00,548 I don't think she'll make it, nah. 148 00:06:00,550 --> 00:06:03,551 She's definitely said yes, like. 149 00:06:03,553 --> 00:06:06,887 ¶ 150 00:06:08,789 --> 00:06:10,389 It's Chloe's first night in Cancun, 151 00:06:10,391 --> 00:06:11,923 so tonight... I wanna go out, 152 00:06:11,925 --> 00:06:14,292 enjoy it, get the drinks flowing, 153 00:06:14,294 --> 00:06:16,761 and absolutely smash it with her. 154 00:06:16,763 --> 00:06:19,630 ¶ 155 00:06:23,868 --> 00:06:24,934 The bank's been on to us. 156 00:06:24,936 --> 00:06:27,336 They've told us no more withdrawals 157 00:06:27,338 --> 00:06:28,837 from non-worldies. 158 00:06:28,839 --> 00:06:30,071 Sorry, Holly. 159 00:06:30,073 --> 00:06:32,740 ¶ 160 00:06:36,511 --> 00:06:39,713 Me and Gary last night were one blow job away 161 00:06:39,715 --> 00:06:40,547 from having sex. 162 00:06:40,549 --> 00:06:43,383 But why does Gary always have to play it cool? 163 00:06:43,385 --> 00:06:45,618 I know that he still likes us. 164 00:06:45,620 --> 00:06:46,352 (laughing) 165 00:06:46,354 --> 00:06:49,054 We're getting pissed, the drinks are flowing. 166 00:06:49,056 --> 00:06:49,788 Chloe's here. 167 00:06:49,790 --> 00:06:53,591 At this moment in time, I couldn't be any happier. 168 00:06:54,993 --> 00:06:55,826 I'm so happy to tell 169 00:06:55,828 --> 00:06:57,794 and so excited to tell me friends. 170 00:06:57,796 --> 00:07:02,498 I am ecstatic, I'm over the moon. 171 00:07:02,500 --> 00:07:04,500 (all screaming) 172 00:07:04,502 --> 00:07:08,504 Vicky's walking in like this. 173 00:07:08,506 --> 00:07:11,139 She said yes. 174 00:07:13,142 --> 00:07:14,542 She's got the ring on her finger, 175 00:07:14,544 --> 00:07:16,510 and they're actually gonna be spending 176 00:07:16,512 --> 00:07:19,980 the rest of their lives together. 177 00:07:19,982 --> 00:07:22,415 Seeing them together that night, being 178 00:07:22,417 --> 00:07:24,517 so happy and in love with each other, 179 00:07:24,519 --> 00:07:26,452 Vicky's showing her ring off. 180 00:07:26,454 --> 00:07:29,021 If they're happy, then go for it. 181 00:07:29,023 --> 00:07:30,055 Yay! 182 00:07:30,057 --> 00:07:33,058 We're not the type to go and get married. 183 00:07:33,060 --> 00:07:35,727 We just shag people, shag each other. 184 00:07:35,729 --> 00:07:37,161 Shag fucking anything. 185 00:07:37,163 --> 00:07:39,363 Happy Engagement! 186 00:07:39,365 --> 00:07:40,864 (all cheering) 187 00:07:40,866 --> 00:07:42,532 Ricci, when he first come to "Geordie Shore", 188 00:07:42,534 --> 00:07:44,867 thought he was gonna be exactly like Gary. 189 00:07:44,869 --> 00:07:47,769 Banging birds left, right, and center. 190 00:07:47,771 --> 00:07:49,937 Now he's engaged to Vicky. 191 00:07:49,939 --> 00:07:53,507 He couldn't be less like Gary if he tried to. 192 00:07:54,742 --> 00:07:57,543 At the end of the day, this is Ricci and Vicky's relationship. 193 00:07:57,545 --> 00:07:58,977 It's got nothing to do with anyone else. 194 00:07:58,979 --> 00:08:02,647 She must mean a lot to him. 195 00:08:07,753 --> 00:08:08,619 I'm heartbroken. 196 00:08:08,621 --> 00:08:10,488 I can't believe that Vicky's going. 197 00:08:10,490 --> 00:08:13,224 I'm happy for them, but I'm sad at the same time. 198 00:08:13,226 --> 00:08:15,993 I just wanna know that she's making the right decision. 199 00:08:15,995 --> 00:08:18,962 I just want her to be okay. 200 00:08:18,964 --> 00:08:20,496 If she wants to go ahead and marry him 201 00:08:20,498 --> 00:08:24,800 and be with him for the rest of her life, then good on her. 202 00:08:26,269 --> 00:08:27,702 Oh! All right, all right, okay, okay. 203 00:08:27,704 --> 00:08:29,770 (Vicky) I can't wait to go home with Ricci. 204 00:08:29,772 --> 00:08:30,637 I can't wait to start 205 00:08:30,639 --> 00:08:31,904 the next chapter of our lives together. 206 00:08:31,906 --> 00:08:35,274 But what's in store for us, I've got no clue. 207 00:08:37,543 --> 00:08:39,644 Vicky and me have got a little bit of history, 208 00:08:39,646 --> 00:08:43,280 and I think the decent thing to do is say goodbye properly. 209 00:08:43,282 --> 00:08:45,649 I'm leaving "Geordie Shore". 210 00:08:45,651 --> 00:08:47,217 What-- forever? For good. 211 00:08:47,219 --> 00:08:49,886 It's the hardest decision I'm making. 212 00:08:49,888 --> 00:08:52,622 I'm leaving, and I'm not coming back. 213 00:08:52,624 --> 00:08:54,657 I can't do it. 214 00:08:54,659 --> 00:08:55,157 For good. 215 00:08:55,159 --> 00:08:58,293 Me and Jay have just come so far together. 216 00:08:58,295 --> 00:09:00,662 Now he's got Chloe, and now I've got Ricci. 217 00:09:00,664 --> 00:09:03,598 That all seems so far in the past and so irrelevant. 218 00:09:03,600 --> 00:09:05,666 But the fact of the matter is, it did still happen. 219 00:09:05,668 --> 00:09:07,034 And I'll always have a lot of respect 220 00:09:07,036 --> 00:09:08,235 and a lot of time for him. 221 00:09:08,237 --> 00:09:11,071 My last night is, it's me birthday night. 222 00:09:11,073 --> 00:09:12,872 And that is my last night. 223 00:09:12,874 --> 00:09:14,306 With Vicky, I'm not sure 224 00:09:14,308 --> 00:09:16,941 that she has made the right decision. 225 00:09:16,943 --> 00:09:20,678 But I genuinely, genuinely do hope it works out for her. 226 00:09:20,680 --> 00:09:23,981 Don't tell anyone else, like, anyone else here 227 00:09:23,983 --> 00:09:25,048 'cause I'm gonna tell them. 228 00:09:25,050 --> 00:09:26,949 You can tell he's really happy with Chloe. 229 00:09:26,951 --> 00:09:28,050 --be wanting to say the whole time-- 230 00:09:28,052 --> 00:09:29,651 I've been here in body but not in mind. 231 00:09:29,653 --> 00:09:30,885 To find out he's going 232 00:09:30,887 --> 00:09:34,855 and he's not gonna be part of this anymore. 233 00:09:34,857 --> 00:09:37,791 It's heartbreaking. 234 00:09:39,326 --> 00:09:41,860 ¶ 235 00:09:44,997 --> 00:09:47,264 I still can't get me head around last night. 236 00:09:47,266 --> 00:09:48,832 Vicky and Ricci are now engaged, 237 00:09:48,834 --> 00:09:52,335 and we've only got a couple of days left in Cancun. 238 00:09:52,337 --> 00:09:55,237 (crying) 239 00:09:55,239 --> 00:09:58,373 Today, we're going on a booze cruise. 240 00:09:58,375 --> 00:10:00,108 (Holly) I'm so hung-over. 241 00:10:00,110 --> 00:10:02,977 I can't be fucking arsed. 242 00:10:04,245 --> 00:10:06,279 This is a perfect opportunity for me 243 00:10:06,281 --> 00:10:09,715 to spend time alone with Chloe. 244 00:10:09,717 --> 00:10:11,750 Chloe is one of the main reasons 245 00:10:11,752 --> 00:10:12,584 why I'm leaving. 246 00:10:12,586 --> 00:10:14,052 While you're in a relationship, 247 00:10:14,054 --> 00:10:16,120 you can't keep on going out 248 00:10:16,122 --> 00:10:20,023 and getting smashed five, six nights a week. 249 00:10:21,325 --> 00:10:23,292 The girls got face, like, smacked off. 250 00:10:23,294 --> 00:10:25,661 I honestly don't know why they're pissed off. 251 00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:27,629 We're going on a booze cruise. 252 00:10:27,631 --> 00:10:30,031 I hope this boat fucking sinks. 253 00:10:30,033 --> 00:10:32,199 ¶ 254 00:10:35,836 --> 00:10:40,206 I'm leaving "Geordie Shore" with a fucking ring on me finger. 255 00:10:41,841 --> 00:10:43,741 We've had our ups, we've had our downs. 256 00:10:43,743 --> 00:10:44,975 It's been a massive learning curve, 257 00:10:44,977 --> 00:10:48,778 and I wouldn't change any of it for the world. 258 00:10:48,780 --> 00:10:50,146 I can honestly say 259 00:10:50,148 --> 00:10:53,249 this experience has changed me life. 260 00:10:55,218 --> 00:10:58,053 From now on, everything I do will be with Ricci, 261 00:10:58,055 --> 00:11:02,290 And it will be the real me, and it will be the real him. 262 00:11:02,292 --> 00:11:04,959 And it will be a real adventure. 263 00:11:06,261 --> 00:11:08,695 ¶ 264 00:11:08,697 --> 00:11:10,797 Why is that-- is that the boat? 265 00:11:10,799 --> 00:11:12,064 All right, it's got a slide. 266 00:11:12,066 --> 00:11:14,332 Me and Gary are still talking and having fun. 267 00:11:14,334 --> 00:11:17,168 And last night's random engagement meant that Gary 268 00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:20,871 was preoccupied and wasn't bothered about any other girls. 269 00:11:20,873 --> 00:11:25,141 (Charlotte) This feels so good. 270 00:11:31,047 --> 00:11:33,181 This boat is rammed with fanny. 271 00:11:33,183 --> 00:11:35,183 It's absolutely dripping. 272 00:11:35,185 --> 00:11:36,951 It's wetter than the fucking sea. 273 00:11:36,953 --> 00:11:39,720 We're outnumbered at about 20 to one. 274 00:11:39,722 --> 00:11:42,422 Bang, spot these six Norwegian birds straight away. 275 00:11:42,424 --> 00:11:45,258 Yeah. Celia, all right, I'm James. 276 00:11:45,260 --> 00:11:46,959 James? James. 277 00:11:46,961 --> 00:11:48,460 James? Yeah. 278 00:11:48,462 --> 00:11:51,362 They're all sound, mint crack, 279 00:11:51,364 --> 00:11:55,132 blonde hair and woppies. 280 00:11:58,669 --> 00:12:01,137 Being attached like Charlotte is to Gary 281 00:12:01,139 --> 00:12:03,272 just isn't an option. 282 00:12:05,408 --> 00:12:07,375 Fuck me, this is my playground. 283 00:12:07,377 --> 00:12:09,977 There's drinks flowing, shots flying everywhere. 284 00:12:09,979 --> 00:12:12,846 This is where I am at my best. 285 00:12:18,452 --> 00:12:20,219 It's basically a day for the lads 286 00:12:20,221 --> 00:12:22,087 so let them get on with it. 287 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:23,922 We'll top off our tan. 288 00:12:23,924 --> 00:12:26,858 ¶ 289 00:12:29,962 --> 00:12:31,829 Yeah! 290 00:12:31,831 --> 00:12:33,997 I'm glad Holly's downstairs. 291 00:12:33,999 --> 00:12:37,400 'Cause I don't really wanna be necking on with this bird 292 00:12:37,402 --> 00:12:39,135 in front of her. 293 00:12:39,137 --> 00:12:40,202 Just in case 294 00:12:40,204 --> 00:12:43,138 it does go like Charlotte and Gaz. 295 00:12:54,016 --> 00:12:57,852 This isn't working, I just want to get off. 296 00:12:57,854 --> 00:12:59,920 (Charlotte) Hurry up, man! 297 00:12:59,922 --> 00:13:00,987 I hate boats. 298 00:13:00,989 --> 00:13:05,891 I hate the color orange, and I hate Gary. 299 00:13:06,525 --> 00:13:09,093 Oh, my God. 300 00:13:10,328 --> 00:13:12,529 (Gaz) Out of the corner of me eye, I see Charlotte 301 00:13:12,531 --> 00:13:14,931 doing the 100 meter sprint, flying down the jetty. 302 00:13:14,933 --> 00:13:17,400 I'm like, look, I didn't bring girls in front of you. 303 00:13:17,402 --> 00:13:19,034 What the fuck is the matter with you? 304 00:13:19,036 --> 00:13:22,470 This whole Charlotte thing has just gone too far. 305 00:13:22,472 --> 00:13:24,171 Actually has gone too far. 306 00:13:24,173 --> 00:13:25,105 I literally can't win, 307 00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:27,240 and Charlotte's upset because I haven't 308 00:13:27,242 --> 00:13:31,744 pulled her but I can't talk to these girls because 309 00:13:31,746 --> 00:13:32,811 Charlotte won't let-- 310 00:13:32,813 --> 00:13:34,112 I just, generally, I'm lost. 311 00:13:34,114 --> 00:13:35,179 I don't know what to do anymore. 312 00:13:35,181 --> 00:13:39,750 Why the fuck is she fucking doing it, man? 313 00:13:39,752 --> 00:13:40,484 Oh! 314 00:13:40,486 --> 00:13:42,853 It's been the worst day ever. 315 00:13:42,855 --> 00:13:46,790 Hangovers and shitty boys. 316 00:13:52,296 --> 00:13:54,363 (Jay) Ah, look at this. 317 00:13:54,365 --> 00:13:56,832 Straightaway, I know something's up. 318 00:13:56,834 --> 00:13:58,266 I'm gonna go to bed for a bit. 319 00:13:58,268 --> 00:14:00,167 Yeah, I'm gonna have a shower. 320 00:14:00,169 --> 00:14:01,968 ¶ 321 00:14:01,970 --> 00:14:03,803 Hello. Hello. 322 00:14:03,805 --> 00:14:04,804 Did you have a good day, boys? 323 00:14:04,806 --> 00:14:07,072 Hands down, the best day possible. 324 00:14:07,074 --> 00:14:10,075 We're telling them how good of a day we've had. 325 00:14:10,077 --> 00:14:12,444 What it's been like, the birds... 326 00:14:16,849 --> 00:14:19,083 We can hear every word that they're saying. 327 00:14:19,085 --> 00:14:21,485 Two hours, we were just sitting, talking to them. 328 00:14:21,487 --> 00:14:23,787 And then we left the boat, had a bit of food, 329 00:14:23,789 --> 00:14:25,789 and they all kicked off. 330 00:14:28,058 --> 00:14:31,794 I'm literally scared to talk to a girl. 331 00:14:31,796 --> 00:14:32,928 Fear for your life and that? 332 00:14:32,930 --> 00:14:35,530 Fear and-- for me life 'cause what she will do. 333 00:14:35,532 --> 00:14:38,032 What are you, 12? Seriously? 334 00:14:38,034 --> 00:14:42,002 Don't come in the house and say-- say things to people-- 335 00:14:42,004 --> 00:14:44,004 Like, say things to Jay and Chloe 336 00:14:44,006 --> 00:14:46,272 that blatantly aren't true. 337 00:14:46,274 --> 00:14:47,606 The girls are pissed off. 338 00:14:47,608 --> 00:14:49,107 They heard what I was saying, 339 00:14:49,109 --> 00:14:50,575 and now they're blaming Gaz. 340 00:14:50,577 --> 00:14:52,510 I didn't want this grief, 341 00:14:52,512 --> 00:14:55,012 this argument, me and you arguing, I thought... 342 00:14:55,014 --> 00:14:56,980 I haven't done anything. 343 00:14:56,982 --> 00:14:58,881 I walked away, I walked away. 344 00:14:58,883 --> 00:15:02,084 This is the first time I've let him do what he wanted to do, 345 00:15:02,086 --> 00:15:03,618 and I haven't tried to attack him 346 00:15:03,620 --> 00:15:05,920 or try and have an argument with him. 347 00:15:05,922 --> 00:15:08,022 Don't fucking say things to us 348 00:15:08,024 --> 00:15:10,090 that you don't fuckin' mean! 349 00:15:10,092 --> 00:15:10,957 Good luck with your mug! 350 00:15:10,959 --> 00:15:14,527 Fucking hell, I didn't expect for it to kick off this much. 351 00:15:14,529 --> 00:15:16,829 Only these birds could do this. 352 00:15:16,831 --> 00:15:18,864 I won't do it anymore, man. 353 00:15:18,866 --> 00:15:19,965 I can't do anything right. 354 00:15:19,967 --> 00:15:21,066 I can't say the right thing, 355 00:15:21,068 --> 00:15:22,200 it does me fucking head in. 356 00:15:22,202 --> 00:15:23,467 And it's gotten to the point now, 357 00:15:23,469 --> 00:15:26,002 at boiling point, I never ever kick off. 358 00:15:26,004 --> 00:15:28,904 But fucking hell to do me head in. 359 00:15:31,841 --> 00:15:32,473 Hoo-hoo-hoo! 360 00:15:32,475 --> 00:15:33,941 Can't do anything to them so I just start 361 00:15:33,943 --> 00:15:36,176 smashing the fucking place up. 362 00:15:38,946 --> 00:15:39,979 Oh! 363 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,113 Do you know what, it's all done 364 00:15:41,115 --> 00:15:43,548 with the girls, it's their fault. 365 00:15:48,887 --> 00:15:53,156 I can't believe I'm crying over Gary again. 366 00:15:53,158 --> 00:15:55,491 Oh! Fuck off! 367 00:15:55,493 --> 00:15:58,894 Stupid fucking idiots! 368 00:16:00,463 --> 00:16:03,598 I hear, like, a massive crash. 369 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,099 I'm like, "What the fuck?" 370 00:16:05,101 --> 00:16:09,136 Aren't you, like, one big happy family? 371 00:16:11,572 --> 00:16:14,073 (crashing) 372 00:16:14,075 --> 00:16:16,341 I thought it was hilarious until he started throwing 373 00:16:16,343 --> 00:16:17,408 me crutches about. 374 00:16:17,410 --> 00:16:19,176 How the fuck am I gonna get about now 375 00:16:19,178 --> 00:16:20,544 with bent crutches? 376 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:23,780 Fuck off! Everyone! 377 00:16:23,782 --> 00:16:26,315 (shouting) 378 00:16:27,617 --> 00:16:29,584 Fucking... fucking... 379 00:16:29,586 --> 00:16:30,318 Ooh... 380 00:16:30,320 --> 00:16:33,187 What the fuck's going on, man? 381 00:16:35,423 --> 00:16:37,257 (exhaling) 382 00:16:37,259 --> 00:16:40,560 ¶ 383 00:16:40,562 --> 00:16:42,428 (Gaz) We'll stop in, let them go out. 384 00:16:42,430 --> 00:16:44,630 I can't be arsed to be around the girls. 385 00:16:44,632 --> 00:16:46,264 I don't wanna go out with them at night. 386 00:16:46,266 --> 00:16:48,099 I'm gonna stay in and just chill. 387 00:16:48,101 --> 00:16:49,733 This'd be the first night I've stayed in 388 00:16:49,735 --> 00:16:51,267 since I've been in Cancun. 389 00:16:51,269 --> 00:16:52,635 Fuck, I wish it was my first, 390 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,803 it's about my 30th. (Gary laughing) 391 00:16:54,805 --> 00:16:58,006 30th night in, staring at the ceiling. 392 00:16:58,008 --> 00:16:59,774 The Three Musketeers. 393 00:16:59,776 --> 00:17:01,709 Taking the strip by storm. 394 00:17:01,711 --> 00:17:03,377 The day may have belonged to the boys, 395 00:17:03,379 --> 00:17:05,379 but the night's gonna belong to ours. 396 00:17:05,381 --> 00:17:06,480 We're going to a sweet club, 397 00:17:06,482 --> 00:17:09,149 and we're gonna fucking smash it. 398 00:17:19,527 --> 00:17:21,528 All about the girls! 399 00:17:21,530 --> 00:17:24,531 ¶ (dance beat) 400 00:17:33,140 --> 00:17:35,608 I'm so excited, I've pulled again. 401 00:17:35,610 --> 00:17:38,043 (Rebecca) And he's dead sexy. 402 00:17:38,045 --> 00:17:40,478 He's Australian. 403 00:17:43,215 --> 00:17:45,516 I thought this night was gonna be amazing, 404 00:17:45,518 --> 00:17:49,486 and it's just completely gone downhill. 405 00:17:49,488 --> 00:17:52,322 Holly's been in a bit of a mood tonight, like... 406 00:17:52,324 --> 00:17:56,259 she hasn't really bothered much. 407 00:17:56,261 --> 00:17:58,060 Holly has fallen for James 408 00:17:58,062 --> 00:18:01,463 like a poo about to hit the toilet bowl. 409 00:18:01,465 --> 00:18:03,431 And she's not even hiding it 410 00:18:03,433 --> 00:18:06,767 with skiddies all over. 411 00:18:06,769 --> 00:18:08,235 (Holly) I just feel like shit. 412 00:18:08,237 --> 00:18:10,804 It has nothing to do with James pulling today. 413 00:18:10,806 --> 00:18:13,206 If it did have something to do with that, 414 00:18:13,208 --> 00:18:14,640 I'd just neck on with the first 415 00:18:14,642 --> 00:18:17,542 half-decent person who was there. 416 00:18:19,144 --> 00:18:22,446 Okay, yes, I am bothered about James, 417 00:18:22,448 --> 00:18:25,348 but I'm not gonna let them know. 418 00:18:25,350 --> 00:18:27,116 Bye, Jays, bye! 419 00:18:27,118 --> 00:18:29,251 Holly's pissed off, Becca's necking on, 420 00:18:29,253 --> 00:18:30,685 and I'm just thinking about ways 421 00:18:30,687 --> 00:18:33,754 I can make Gary fuck off forever. 422 00:18:43,898 --> 00:18:45,331 Mmm, looks nice. 423 00:18:45,333 --> 00:18:47,666 Gary and James are passed out in bed. 424 00:18:47,668 --> 00:18:48,833 So for me, I'm just gonna 425 00:18:48,835 --> 00:18:49,867 spend a bit of time with Chloe. 426 00:18:49,869 --> 00:18:52,803 When I've been speaking to people, they've been like, 427 00:18:52,805 --> 00:18:55,272 "Oh, cannot wait, it's gonna be really-- 428 00:18:55,274 --> 00:18:56,506 "God, it's gonna be a mint day 429 00:18:56,508 --> 00:18:57,707 for Jay's birthday." 430 00:18:57,709 --> 00:18:58,474 And then... 431 00:18:58,476 --> 00:19:00,309 you're just gonna drop this bombshell. 432 00:19:00,311 --> 00:19:03,211 I'm gonna let them know it's a really special night. 433 00:19:03,213 --> 00:19:05,112 It's not just me birthday. 434 00:19:05,114 --> 00:19:07,581 It's me last night, not in Cancun, 435 00:19:07,583 --> 00:19:09,416 but in "Geordie Shore," period. 436 00:19:09,418 --> 00:19:12,252 I'm actually, definitely going. 437 00:19:12,254 --> 00:19:16,856 ¶ 438 00:19:19,125 --> 00:19:22,227 I found him! 439 00:19:22,229 --> 00:19:22,860 Today's the day 440 00:19:22,862 --> 00:19:24,895 that I've got to tell everyone in the house 441 00:19:24,897 --> 00:19:26,930 that I'm leaving "Geordie Shore" forever. 442 00:19:26,932 --> 00:19:31,234 I've got some brilliant things planned for you today. 443 00:19:31,236 --> 00:19:33,569 ¶ 444 00:19:35,171 --> 00:19:37,572 The last day at-- (doorbell rings) 445 00:19:37,574 --> 00:19:39,774 What is this? I'm sure it's something for me. 446 00:19:39,776 --> 00:19:41,876 And they've arranged a birthday present for us. 447 00:19:41,878 --> 00:19:43,844 Hey. How you doin', mate, all right? 448 00:19:43,846 --> 00:19:44,644 How you doing? 449 00:19:44,646 --> 00:19:45,678 It's fucking Cancun Chris. 450 00:19:45,680 --> 00:19:50,249 He's here again to give us a fucking bollockin'. 451 00:19:50,950 --> 00:19:54,786 (Chris) This is really fucked up, I'm looking at it right now. 452 00:19:54,788 --> 00:19:56,454 Explain this. 453 00:19:56,456 --> 00:19:57,521 Uh, had a little party yesterday. 454 00:19:57,523 --> 00:19:59,923 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. 455 00:19:59,925 --> 00:20:01,658 I know straightaway it's me. 456 00:20:01,660 --> 00:20:03,459 I'm due another fucking bollockin'. 457 00:20:03,461 --> 00:20:05,494 Did two people just get kicked out of here 458 00:20:05,496 --> 00:20:06,595 for this kind of bullshit? 459 00:20:06,597 --> 00:20:09,331 I know this will be the last time this happens. 460 00:20:09,333 --> 00:20:12,167 You'll get the bill. Let's get everyone down here. 461 00:20:12,169 --> 00:20:13,601 Charlotte, Becca, Holly! 462 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,936 Let's get down here right now. 463 00:20:15,938 --> 00:20:17,570 I wanna see some making up. 464 00:20:17,572 --> 00:20:19,772 I wanna see some peace. 465 00:20:19,774 --> 00:20:21,507 I'll make up with them when I want to. 466 00:20:21,509 --> 00:20:23,742 When they stop being fucking bell-ends. 467 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,477 Well, let's go, let's see something. 468 00:20:25,479 --> 00:20:27,946 (Holly) There's only two people in this house who are 469 00:20:27,948 --> 00:20:29,213 actually arguing at the minute, 470 00:20:29,215 --> 00:20:30,614 and that's Gary and Charlotte. 471 00:20:30,616 --> 00:20:33,283 And there's no way they're ready to make up yet. 472 00:20:33,285 --> 00:20:34,751 (Chris) Where you going? 473 00:20:34,753 --> 00:20:35,451 Upstairs! 474 00:20:35,453 --> 00:20:36,585 I don't want to look at Gary. 475 00:20:36,587 --> 00:20:37,986 I don't want to speak to Gary. 476 00:20:37,988 --> 00:20:39,754 The last thing I'm gonna do 477 00:20:39,756 --> 00:20:40,521 is make up with him. 478 00:20:40,523 --> 00:20:41,822 Nothing like that will happen again. 479 00:20:41,824 --> 00:20:43,623 I just wanna know there's gonna be peace 480 00:20:43,625 --> 00:20:45,524 as soon as I leave, all right? 481 00:20:45,526 --> 00:20:46,892 Happy with that? Yep, sure. 482 00:20:46,894 --> 00:20:49,895 We'll sort it out when we wanna sort it out. 483 00:20:51,497 --> 00:20:53,431 Bye-bye, Chris! 484 00:20:53,433 --> 00:20:56,500 ¶ 485 00:21:00,938 --> 00:21:02,838 At the minute, I'm absolutely buzzing. 486 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:04,506 We're gonna go and have a fun day with Jay 487 00:21:04,508 --> 00:21:07,242 while they're stuck on the beach. 488 00:21:09,011 --> 00:21:11,912 Going out in Cancun in speed boats, 489 00:21:11,914 --> 00:21:13,413 looking for alligators, 490 00:21:13,415 --> 00:21:15,782 it's gonna be fucking unreal. 491 00:21:15,784 --> 00:21:17,016 ¶ 492 00:21:17,018 --> 00:21:20,552 (girl) Whoa! 493 00:21:20,554 --> 00:21:23,254 (girl) Yeah! 494 00:21:25,924 --> 00:21:26,990 (girl) Whoa! 495 00:21:26,992 --> 00:21:28,891 (Charlotte) I'm not gonna talk to Gary 496 00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:31,026 for the rest of the duration of being here. 497 00:21:31,028 --> 00:21:33,528 Jay knows me and Gary better than anyone. 498 00:21:33,530 --> 00:21:36,230 He never judges us, he just listens to us. 499 00:21:36,232 --> 00:21:38,665 (Jay) The best thing to do is just... 500 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,366 forget about it and not even flirt. 501 00:21:40,368 --> 00:21:43,035 Unlike the other night, you come in, he was necking on. 502 00:21:43,037 --> 00:21:43,602 I know. 503 00:21:43,604 --> 00:21:45,770 That's what-- that's how it carries on, 504 00:21:45,772 --> 00:21:46,771 do you know what I mean? 505 00:21:46,773 --> 00:21:48,339 Me and Charlotte have become 506 00:21:48,341 --> 00:21:49,373 a lot closer. 507 00:21:49,375 --> 00:21:50,907 I think Charlotte looks at me 508 00:21:50,909 --> 00:21:51,741 like a father figure. 509 00:21:51,743 --> 00:21:53,576 (Charlotte) The best thing to do now 510 00:21:53,578 --> 00:21:56,745 is just not to speak anymore. 511 00:21:56,747 --> 00:21:57,912 I think that's a good idea. 512 00:21:57,914 --> 00:22:02,449 Charlotte needs to get over Gary and move on. 513 00:22:02,451 --> 00:22:04,584 (Charlotte) Now I'm gonna go fast, okay? 514 00:22:04,586 --> 00:22:07,820 Right. 515 00:22:07,822 --> 00:22:09,888 ¶ 516 00:22:10,623 --> 00:22:11,923 I wanna make his birthday fucking good. 517 00:22:11,925 --> 00:22:14,425 Like, I don't want any of them girls kicking off. 518 00:22:14,427 --> 00:22:15,793 That's why the only reason they're kick-off, though, 519 00:22:15,795 --> 00:22:17,461 Charlotte will kick off soon as I go talk to a girl. 520 00:22:17,463 --> 00:22:19,896 I'm definitely not for banging Holly anymore. 521 00:22:19,898 --> 00:22:21,364 There's no way I'm letting meself 522 00:22:21,366 --> 00:22:23,699 get into the Charlotte-Gaz situation. 523 00:22:23,701 --> 00:22:26,501 I'm sorry, Holly, but the bank's closed, 524 00:22:26,503 --> 00:22:27,535 the shutters are down, 525 00:22:27,537 --> 00:22:29,570 and the key snapped in the fucking lock. 526 00:22:29,572 --> 00:22:32,072 You never want to get in this situation, honestly, ever, ever. 527 00:22:32,074 --> 00:22:34,374 It's not fucking worth it, do you know what I mean? 528 00:22:34,376 --> 00:22:36,809 James has said that he's never, ever, ever, 529 00:22:36,811 --> 00:22:38,677 ever, ever, ever, gonna bang Holly again. 530 00:22:38,679 --> 00:22:40,512 Yeah, bet you're not, mate? 531 00:22:40,514 --> 00:22:40,945 (tooting) 532 00:22:40,947 --> 00:22:42,613 Let's just have a good night with Jay's birthday. 533 00:22:42,615 --> 00:22:43,947 I'm gonna try and sell some of these 534 00:22:43,949 --> 00:22:45,648 fucking Chloe things. 535 00:22:45,650 --> 00:22:49,618 Enjoy, I'll kick back here in the sun. 536 00:22:49,620 --> 00:22:51,953 ¶ 537 00:22:53,088 --> 00:22:54,688 Find your places. Find your places, 538 00:22:54,690 --> 00:22:57,691 there's little clues underneath the hats. 539 00:22:57,693 --> 00:22:59,626 (all laughing) 540 00:22:59,628 --> 00:23:01,027 It's Jay's birthday at dinner, 541 00:23:01,029 --> 00:23:04,730 and we wanna make it really special for him. 542 00:23:04,732 --> 00:23:05,831 That's you, and that's Holly 543 00:23:05,833 --> 00:23:07,933 giving you a blow job, and that's her red hair. 544 00:23:07,935 --> 00:23:10,001 (all laughing) 545 00:23:10,003 --> 00:23:10,801 (chatter) 546 00:23:10,803 --> 00:23:13,036 So the plan is, have a barbecue, 547 00:23:13,038 --> 00:23:15,605 have a few drinks, a birthday cake. 548 00:23:15,607 --> 00:23:19,108 Pre-drinks and then go out and have an amazing night. 549 00:23:19,110 --> 00:23:21,643 (Charlotte) I know that not everyone's here tonight. 550 00:23:21,645 --> 00:23:25,079 So we got-- we brought them with us. 551 00:23:25,081 --> 00:23:26,780 So we got Sophie. 552 00:23:26,782 --> 00:23:29,382 (all laughing) What the fuck? 553 00:23:29,384 --> 00:23:33,085 That is... We've got Ricci... 554 00:23:33,087 --> 00:23:34,052 ...Dicky. 555 00:23:34,054 --> 00:23:35,853 And we've got Vicky. 556 00:23:35,855 --> 00:23:37,554 Oh, quite fancy stuff. 557 00:23:37,556 --> 00:23:38,821 (all laughing) 558 00:23:38,823 --> 00:23:41,824 We're all reunited round the table. 559 00:23:41,826 --> 00:23:43,759 The family's back. 560 00:23:45,428 --> 00:23:46,494 Everybody has made an effort, 561 00:23:46,496 --> 00:23:49,029 but there's only one thing going through my mind 562 00:23:49,031 --> 00:23:53,733 which is how to tell people that I'm leaving. 563 00:23:55,936 --> 00:23:57,002 This is me moment. 564 00:23:57,004 --> 00:23:58,770 This is me last night. 565 00:23:58,772 --> 00:24:03,474 Not just in Cancun, but "Geordie Shore" period. 566 00:24:03,476 --> 00:24:06,710 No. (Holly sobbing) 567 00:24:06,712 --> 00:24:08,011 No one expected it. 568 00:24:08,013 --> 00:24:10,147 Everyone is in bits. 569 00:24:10,149 --> 00:24:12,749 All the girls are crying. 570 00:24:12,751 --> 00:24:14,951 Jay is even crying. 571 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:15,818 (crying) 572 00:24:15,820 --> 00:24:20,022 Don't get upset about it. 573 00:24:20,024 --> 00:24:21,723 It's like, fucking, 574 00:24:21,725 --> 00:24:24,692 the worst news I've ever heard. 575 00:24:32,567 --> 00:24:36,870 I'm absolutely devastated, like, 576 00:24:36,872 --> 00:24:39,105 to imagine being here without Jay. 577 00:24:39,107 --> 00:24:42,007 (sniffling) Fucking killed it. 578 00:24:42,009 --> 00:24:45,010 How many months we've-- don't get upset. 579 00:24:45,012 --> 00:24:46,044 We'll have a fucking good night. 580 00:24:46,046 --> 00:24:51,082 I'm gonna miss him so much, and I think everyone is. 581 00:24:51,084 --> 00:24:53,717 (crying) 582 00:24:53,719 --> 00:24:55,819 We've already lost Sophie. 583 00:24:55,821 --> 00:24:58,021 We've lost Vicky. 584 00:24:58,023 --> 00:25:00,189 We've lost Ricci. 585 00:25:00,191 --> 00:25:03,525 And now Jay's going. 586 00:25:11,967 --> 00:25:16,003 Tonight, actually, I'm not coming back. 587 00:25:16,005 --> 00:25:18,271 I know that he's leaving for a good reason. 588 00:25:18,273 --> 00:25:21,641 And I know that this just isn't him anymore. 589 00:25:21,643 --> 00:25:23,876 I just don't want people to think that it's me... 590 00:25:23,878 --> 00:25:26,044 No, don't-- no. 591 00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:27,111 Jay's getting older now-- 592 00:25:27,113 --> 00:25:28,645 He's been trapped. He just wants to be happy. 593 00:25:28,647 --> 00:25:32,915 I didn't think people were gonna be upset as much as they are. 594 00:25:32,917 --> 00:25:36,685 (sniffing) And what we've done in a year... 595 00:25:36,687 --> 00:25:40,255 mates don't do in a fucking lifetime. 596 00:25:40,257 --> 00:25:42,123 I don't want you being upset about this. 597 00:25:42,125 --> 00:25:43,991 He's my right-hand man, he's like me rock. 598 00:25:43,993 --> 00:25:46,626 He's, like, the only person that understands us. 599 00:25:46,628 --> 00:25:49,295 I couldn't care if everyone else left, 600 00:25:49,297 --> 00:25:52,598 but I can't... for you to leave, man. 601 00:25:55,034 --> 00:25:57,201 To see that reaction was... 602 00:25:57,203 --> 00:25:59,736 it was unbelievable. 603 00:25:59,738 --> 00:26:03,773 It's so hard to stand and watch him so upset. 604 00:26:03,775 --> 00:26:05,674 I've never seen him cry like that before, 605 00:26:05,676 --> 00:26:08,309 but I've stopped caring now. 606 00:26:08,311 --> 00:26:09,677 I don't care anymore. 607 00:26:09,679 --> 00:26:10,778 I don't want to comfort him, 608 00:26:10,780 --> 00:26:12,846 and I don't want to be a shoulder to cry on, 609 00:26:12,848 --> 00:26:15,215 and I don't want to be used by him anymore, 610 00:26:15,217 --> 00:26:20,620 and it's breaking me heart, but it's what I want to do now. 611 00:26:20,622 --> 00:26:22,989 ¶ 612 00:26:22,991 --> 00:26:24,991 Let's go out tonight and smash this. 613 00:26:24,993 --> 00:26:26,325 (laughing) Smash it! 614 00:26:26,327 --> 00:26:28,560 Put your fuckin' hands up! 615 00:26:28,562 --> 00:26:31,329 The main priority now is for us all to go out 616 00:26:31,331 --> 00:26:35,800 and have the most amazing last night and birthday night 617 00:26:35,802 --> 00:26:37,968 of his whole entire life. 618 00:26:37,970 --> 00:26:39,970 I wanna go out tonight and have a good night. 619 00:26:39,972 --> 00:26:44,107 I don't want everyone being upset. 620 00:26:44,109 --> 00:26:47,243 ¶ 621 00:27:01,758 --> 00:27:04,793 This is the way Jay needs to leave "Geordie Shore," 622 00:27:04,795 --> 00:27:08,062 how he came in, with a fucking bang. 623 00:27:23,778 --> 00:27:24,944 I'm actually devastated with Charlotte. 624 00:27:24,946 --> 00:27:28,113 I can't believe, no matter how many petty arguments we had, 625 00:27:28,115 --> 00:27:32,784 she's looking at me crying, and she's not coming over. 626 00:27:37,890 --> 00:27:39,757 Basically, I just want him to know 627 00:27:39,759 --> 00:27:42,960 like, Charlotte's point of view. 628 00:27:42,962 --> 00:27:44,962 I want them to just be able to make up 629 00:27:44,964 --> 00:27:48,365 because I'm sick of seeing them argue. 630 00:27:51,035 --> 00:27:54,904 I needed the one person that I'm closest to the most 631 00:27:54,906 --> 00:27:56,839 to come over and say, "Are you okay?" 632 00:27:56,841 --> 00:28:00,108 That is Charlotte, and she didn't do that. 633 00:28:03,178 --> 00:28:05,379 Gaz really needed Charlotte tonight. 634 00:28:05,381 --> 00:28:06,313 Obviously, I can understand 635 00:28:06,315 --> 00:28:08,982 why Charlotte's not gonna be there for him. 636 00:28:08,984 --> 00:28:10,416 But at the end of the day, 637 00:28:10,418 --> 00:28:13,986 this could actually be the end for them. 638 00:28:22,095 --> 00:28:24,663 It's an amazing night, I'm mortalled. 639 00:28:24,665 --> 00:28:26,731 But me head's all over the place 640 00:28:26,733 --> 00:28:28,733 for the simple fact that this is me 641 00:28:28,735 --> 00:28:31,936 last night in "Geordie Shore". 642 00:28:31,938 --> 00:28:35,039 (passer-by) Geordie! Geordie! 643 00:28:49,487 --> 00:28:51,287 Ooh! 644 00:28:51,289 --> 00:28:55,724 I'm absolutely fucking mortalled. 645 00:28:57,326 --> 00:28:58,926 Nurse Holly's back. 646 00:28:58,928 --> 00:29:00,727 She's had to put us to bed. 647 00:29:00,729 --> 00:29:01,461 You look dead. 648 00:29:01,463 --> 00:29:03,196 I bet in her mind, she's thinking, 649 00:29:03,198 --> 00:29:05,198 "Right, I'm in here." 650 00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,800 But really no, I'm flat out. 651 00:29:08,968 --> 00:29:11,502 There's definitely no chance of any action 652 00:29:11,504 --> 00:29:15,038 in that wheelchair tonight. 653 00:29:24,248 --> 00:29:25,848 James! 654 00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:28,750 Oh, and Holly, fucking, I didn't expect this. 655 00:29:28,752 --> 00:29:29,283 I didn't pull... 656 00:29:29,285 --> 00:29:31,885 What on Earth's been happening last night? 657 00:29:31,887 --> 00:29:33,753 Jay's in our room shouting something 658 00:29:33,755 --> 00:29:35,721 about going down to breakfast. 659 00:29:35,723 --> 00:29:38,323 And then I remember, he's leaving. 660 00:29:38,325 --> 00:29:41,059 Before I leave, I wanna sort one thing out, 661 00:29:41,061 --> 00:29:42,293 and that's Charlotte and Gary. 662 00:29:42,295 --> 00:29:43,494 You don't hate each other, 663 00:29:43,496 --> 00:29:45,028 you don't despise each other. 664 00:29:45,030 --> 00:29:47,096 And that's the reason why you always argue, 665 00:29:47,098 --> 00:29:47,963 you always kick-off. 666 00:29:47,965 --> 00:29:49,130 Jay's telling me and Gary 667 00:29:49,132 --> 00:29:50,898 that we've got to sort this out. 668 00:29:50,900 --> 00:29:52,299 I know it's not a relationship, 669 00:29:52,301 --> 00:29:53,500 but there's something there. 670 00:29:53,502 --> 00:29:56,202 I'm all for saying fuck, just care about each other. 671 00:29:56,204 --> 00:29:59,271 One more day left, please, sort it out. 672 00:29:59,273 --> 00:30:01,806 I'm totally agree, Gary. 673 00:30:01,808 --> 00:30:02,840 All right now. 674 00:30:02,842 --> 00:30:05,142 We're cool. Okay. 675 00:30:05,144 --> 00:30:08,512 For Jay's sake, I will try to lay it out with Charlotte. 676 00:30:08,514 --> 00:30:09,346 Sorry, Charlotte. 677 00:30:09,348 --> 00:30:12,982 It's okay, Jay, I know, I know. 678 00:30:12,984 --> 00:30:14,850 ¶ 679 00:30:14,852 --> 00:30:16,551 (chatter) 680 00:30:16,553 --> 00:30:18,452 He's met a lovely girl, he's happy, 681 00:30:18,454 --> 00:30:21,221 and he just wants to move on. 682 00:30:21,223 --> 00:30:24,357 All right, I'm off. 683 00:30:28,995 --> 00:30:32,464 It's the first time I've actually got upset 684 00:30:32,466 --> 00:30:36,134 and cried properly in "Geordie Shore". 685 00:30:41,273 --> 00:30:43,941 It might've been the family that I never wanted, 686 00:30:43,943 --> 00:30:45,943 but I've been through so much with them. 687 00:30:45,945 --> 00:30:47,577 I love them all, I'm gonna miss them, 688 00:30:47,579 --> 00:30:51,247 and I'm proud to have been a part of it. 689 00:30:55,085 --> 00:30:57,386 It feels a little bit awkward. 690 00:30:57,388 --> 00:31:01,223 But I'm glad that we're leaving on good terms. 691 00:31:04,093 --> 00:31:07,328 Honestly, it's fucking devastating. 692 00:31:14,869 --> 00:31:18,404 I had to watch me two best friends leave, 693 00:31:18,406 --> 00:31:19,838 in Sophie and Jay. 694 00:31:19,840 --> 00:31:22,140 Like, he was one of me best friends as well, like, 695 00:31:22,142 --> 00:31:23,608 I could speak with him about anything, 696 00:31:23,610 --> 00:31:25,876 and I know sometimes I felt scared, 697 00:31:25,878 --> 00:31:29,446 but I love them all so much. 698 00:31:29,448 --> 00:31:34,350 And I just wish they were coming back. 699 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:40,622 I know this sounds stupid, but the arguments, 700 00:31:40,624 --> 00:31:43,257 I'm gonna miss the arguments. 701 00:31:49,530 --> 00:31:52,532 (horn honking) 702 00:32:09,483 --> 00:32:10,382 Never in a million years 703 00:32:10,384 --> 00:32:15,153 did I imagine that it'd just be the five of us left. 704 00:32:19,925 --> 00:32:22,026 ¶ 705 00:32:22,028 --> 00:32:24,928 (mariachi music playing) 706 00:32:26,063 --> 00:32:28,230 We've got this villa for one more night. 707 00:32:28,232 --> 00:32:30,899 Cancun's dead now so we're gonna have 708 00:32:30,901 --> 00:32:32,233 a fucking mint night, 709 00:32:32,235 --> 00:32:34,068 all together as a family. 710 00:32:34,070 --> 00:32:36,437 (laughing) 711 00:32:38,606 --> 00:32:41,941 (whooping) 712 00:32:46,179 --> 00:32:49,347 (all cheering) 713 00:32:50,615 --> 00:32:52,015 You know what, we'll give 714 00:32:52,017 --> 00:32:53,282 Vicky and Ricci tequila with us. 715 00:32:53,284 --> 00:32:55,083 Don't drink too much 'cause you'll get drunk 716 00:32:55,085 --> 00:32:56,951 and you're likely to punch each other. 717 00:32:56,953 --> 00:32:58,052 (all laughing) 718 00:32:58,054 --> 00:33:00,921 I may have built meself up a little bit too much 719 00:33:00,923 --> 00:33:03,957 saying I was gonna bang 30 birds in 30 days. 720 00:33:03,959 --> 00:33:08,528 But I still got one bang, Holly, if that counts? 721 00:33:08,530 --> 00:33:10,429 Stopwatch-- but Vicky! 722 00:33:10,431 --> 00:33:11,897 Ten seconds. 723 00:33:11,899 --> 00:33:13,999 Oh, shit, his head's fell out. 724 00:33:14,001 --> 00:33:14,466 (laughing) 725 00:33:14,468 --> 00:33:16,401 I really wanna bang James again, 726 00:33:16,403 --> 00:33:18,202 and he better not get too drunk 727 00:33:18,204 --> 00:33:21,138 because I've got fanny flutter. 728 00:33:21,140 --> 00:33:22,572 We do care about each other. 729 00:33:22,574 --> 00:33:23,573 We do mean a lot to each other. 730 00:33:23,575 --> 00:33:26,475 And it's the last night, so we're gonna have some fun. 731 00:33:26,477 --> 00:33:28,610 Gary, just to let you know that, um... 732 00:33:28,612 --> 00:33:32,914 these last about five weeks, and it doesn't come off. 733 00:33:32,916 --> 00:33:36,384 It's so much fun until he discovers it's permanent 734 00:33:36,386 --> 00:33:38,986 and wants to rub it off. 735 00:33:38,988 --> 00:33:40,320 Show us! 736 00:33:40,322 --> 00:33:42,188 (all laughing) 737 00:33:42,190 --> 00:33:43,155 That's my mitt! 738 00:33:43,157 --> 00:33:44,723 He's wiping his balls and his dick 739 00:33:44,725 --> 00:33:49,394 all over me mitt which I now can't pack and take home. 740 00:33:49,396 --> 00:33:52,296 Even though me and Gary haven't had sex, 741 00:33:52,298 --> 00:33:54,665 we're still in the same position, 742 00:33:54,667 --> 00:33:56,967 and it's starting me to think, 743 00:33:56,969 --> 00:33:58,468 "What am I gonna do?" 744 00:33:58,470 --> 00:34:02,371 Last night! (screaming) 745 00:34:02,373 --> 00:34:03,473 Whoo! 746 00:34:03,475 --> 00:34:04,507 I've heard about Spring Break. 747 00:34:04,509 --> 00:34:06,275 I've always wanted to come to Spring Break. 748 00:34:06,277 --> 00:34:09,611 And it just blown my expectations away. 749 00:34:09,613 --> 00:34:11,145 (all cheering) 750 00:34:11,147 --> 00:34:13,247 Oh shit! 751 00:34:13,249 --> 00:34:16,116 Whoo! 752 00:34:16,118 --> 00:34:17,550 End of Spring Break! 753 00:34:17,552 --> 00:34:20,085 (all) ¶ Mexicano 754 00:34:20,087 --> 00:34:21,352 All of us together! 755 00:34:21,354 --> 00:34:23,187 (all) ¶ Mexicano 756 00:34:23,189 --> 00:34:25,155 The final five! 757 00:34:25,157 --> 00:34:28,758 (all) ¶ Mexicano 758 00:34:28,760 --> 00:34:31,861 ¶ 759 00:34:35,131 --> 00:34:37,699 (Charlotte) It's our last night in the house. 760 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,468 I want to spend it with Gary. 761 00:34:45,106 --> 00:34:47,640 (Gary yawning) 762 00:34:47,642 --> 00:34:50,209 (chuckling) 763 00:34:52,078 --> 00:34:52,844 N-- no. 764 00:34:52,846 --> 00:34:56,414 I've been pied off so many times. 765 00:34:56,416 --> 00:34:57,181 I love Gary, 766 00:34:57,183 --> 00:35:00,817 but I hate him at the same time. 767 00:35:07,391 --> 00:35:09,658 It's the last night, and I wanna go out 768 00:35:09,660 --> 00:35:12,160 with a bang, literally. 769 00:35:21,236 --> 00:35:23,437 I've banged her a few times already. 770 00:35:23,439 --> 00:35:25,806 Fuck, now one more won't hurt. 771 00:35:27,375 --> 00:35:30,110 It's better than having a wank. 772 00:35:30,112 --> 00:35:31,778 I look over, I see me wheelchair, 773 00:35:31,780 --> 00:35:32,712 I think, fucking hell. 774 00:35:32,714 --> 00:35:34,213 I've had enough shit times in that. 775 00:35:34,215 --> 00:35:37,816 I may as well try and have a couple of good ones. 776 00:35:38,751 --> 00:35:41,853 Its actually harder than I thought. 777 00:35:46,925 --> 00:35:48,258 I look to the side, goes, 778 00:35:48,260 --> 00:35:49,926 "Hi, Charlotte, it's very nice 779 00:35:49,928 --> 00:35:52,428 "to spend me last night with you. 780 00:35:52,430 --> 00:35:54,129 And you, Holly." 781 00:35:54,131 --> 00:35:57,565 Fuckin' hopeless slags. 782 00:36:00,268 --> 00:36:03,236 ¶ 783 00:36:08,408 --> 00:36:11,143 It's the last day so it's time to pack. 784 00:36:11,145 --> 00:36:11,810 We're going home. 785 00:36:11,812 --> 00:36:16,181 Cancun, you've been fuckin' unreal, bosh! 786 00:36:18,584 --> 00:36:21,519 Mine and James is like holiday romance 787 00:36:21,521 --> 00:36:23,354 kind of coming to an end. 788 00:36:23,356 --> 00:36:25,589 But I am gonna miss him. 789 00:36:25,591 --> 00:36:26,957 Thanks for looking after us. 790 00:36:26,959 --> 00:36:28,158 I really appreciate it. 791 00:36:28,160 --> 00:36:30,260 It's all right. Help us get through it. 792 00:36:30,262 --> 00:36:32,895 I'd have been fucking all over them worldies 793 00:36:32,897 --> 00:36:35,163 if it wasn't for me leg. 794 00:36:35,165 --> 00:36:36,898 Stop that! No-- 795 00:36:36,900 --> 00:36:37,732 (chuckling) 796 00:36:37,734 --> 00:36:40,801 I suppose Holly maybe is a worldy 797 00:36:40,803 --> 00:36:42,202 in her own special way. 798 00:36:42,204 --> 00:36:44,537 I'll be seeing your bell-end another morning. 799 00:36:44,539 --> 00:36:48,407 I wanted to bang James, and I did bang James. 800 00:36:48,409 --> 00:36:50,876 But it's not just about sex anymore. 801 00:36:50,878 --> 00:36:54,246 I feel so comfortable around him. 802 00:36:54,248 --> 00:36:57,482 He's like me best friend. 803 00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,693 We still haven't slept together. 804 00:37:29,748 --> 00:37:32,950 (both sighing) 805 00:37:32,952 --> 00:37:35,352 I can't believe that I'm not gonna be 806 00:37:35,354 --> 00:37:36,386 waking up with them, 807 00:37:36,388 --> 00:37:37,720 getting ready with them, 808 00:37:37,722 --> 00:37:38,921 goin' for shits with them, 809 00:37:38,923 --> 00:37:41,657 doing absolutely everything with them. 810 00:37:41,659 --> 00:37:43,959 It's gonna be so weird. 811 00:37:43,961 --> 00:37:47,629 Me mission was to be a part of this family, 812 00:37:47,631 --> 00:37:48,963 and I've achieved that, 813 00:37:48,965 --> 00:37:52,566 and it's been the best experience of me life. 814 00:37:54,402 --> 00:37:57,604 I know I've said it before, and I went back on it. 815 00:37:57,606 --> 00:38:00,340 But this thing between me and Holly, 816 00:38:00,342 --> 00:38:01,841 it stays in Cancun. 817 00:38:01,843 --> 00:38:04,643 There's nothing going on in Newcastle. 818 00:38:04,645 --> 00:38:07,379 (laughing) 819 00:38:07,381 --> 00:38:10,682 I've kind of been, like, trying to lie to meself 820 00:38:10,684 --> 00:38:15,353 because I do have feelings for James, 821 00:38:15,355 --> 00:38:16,854 but I've held them back, 822 00:38:16,856 --> 00:38:20,290 and I feel like that was the right thing to do. 823 00:38:20,292 --> 00:38:21,758 Bye! 824 00:38:21,760 --> 00:38:23,426 See's you later. 825 00:38:23,428 --> 00:38:25,961 The women out here, unbelievable. 826 00:38:25,963 --> 00:38:26,695 But you know what? 827 00:38:26,697 --> 00:38:27,962 I can't wait to get back to Newcastle 828 00:38:27,964 --> 00:38:31,265 and balls-deep in Geordie birds once again. 829 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:34,268 (sniffling) 830 00:38:37,805 --> 00:38:39,505 ¶ 831 00:38:39,507 --> 00:38:41,640 I've tried everything. I know. 832 00:38:41,642 --> 00:38:43,308 (sobbing) I hate seeing you cry, 833 00:38:43,310 --> 00:38:44,575 I hate seeing you upset. 834 00:38:44,577 --> 00:38:46,009 I hate... I know. 835 00:38:46,011 --> 00:38:48,745 I can't lose Charlotte as a friend. 836 00:38:48,747 --> 00:38:49,946 She is irreplaceable. 837 00:38:49,948 --> 00:38:53,883 I really do love you to bits, you know, Gary. 838 00:38:53,885 --> 00:38:56,318 I know. 839 00:38:58,087 --> 00:39:00,488 I can't be his best friend. 840 00:39:00,490 --> 00:39:01,021 (sniffling) 841 00:39:01,023 --> 00:39:04,424 He might want that, but I don't want that. 842 00:39:04,426 --> 00:39:08,761 I think I'll always want a little bit more. 843 00:39:08,763 --> 00:39:11,063 Bye, Gary. 844 00:39:12,932 --> 00:39:15,566 At the start, it was the same old me and Charlotte. 845 00:39:15,568 --> 00:39:17,334 Were we gonna bang, or were we not? 846 00:39:17,336 --> 00:39:19,536 And I just got it in me head that I was 847 00:39:19,538 --> 00:39:20,403 not sleeping with her, 848 00:39:20,405 --> 00:39:24,507 and I think we've done really, really, really well not to. 849 00:39:24,509 --> 00:39:26,909 I wanted less grief, but I probably got more grief. 850 00:39:26,911 --> 00:39:30,479 But hopefully, in the long run, it'll be for the best. 851 00:39:40,823 --> 00:39:43,491 (exhaling) 852 00:39:43,493 --> 00:39:46,894 I can't believe that Cancun's over 853 00:39:46,896 --> 00:39:49,463 and so are me and Gary. 854 00:39:50,832 --> 00:39:55,068 Bye, house in Cancun, see you later. 855 00:39:55,070 --> 00:39:57,770 I just want to be happy now. 856 00:39:57,772 --> 00:40:00,539 Try and find someone to be happy with. 857 00:40:00,541 --> 00:40:04,543 I don't want Gary to be in me life anymore. 858 00:40:08,814 --> 00:40:10,514 I know that one day he will make 859 00:40:10,516 --> 00:40:12,983 some lucky girl so happy, 860 00:40:12,985 --> 00:40:15,618 but it's just not gonna be me. 861 00:40:15,620 --> 00:40:17,720 (sniffling) 862 00:40:30,066 --> 00:40:31,099 Where is all the cock? 863 00:40:31,101 --> 00:40:34,569 I can't wait to get meself some Mexican muff. 864 00:40:34,571 --> 00:40:35,803 How big's your cock? 865 00:40:35,805 --> 00:40:38,038 What is happening to us? 866 00:40:38,040 --> 00:40:38,738 Oh! 867 00:40:38,740 --> 00:40:41,607 I pissed in a box outside me room. 868 00:40:41,609 --> 00:40:44,576 We're gonna spend the rest of our lives with each other. 869 00:40:44,578 --> 00:40:46,744 Yes. 870 00:40:46,746 --> 00:40:47,578 Oh, fuck it. 871 00:40:47,580 --> 00:40:49,646 If that was me, I'd rather make 872 00:40:49,648 --> 00:40:52,582 dippy eggs and soldiers. 873 00:40:52,584 --> 00:40:54,684 Come on, baby, let's go for a cuddle. 874 00:40:54,686 --> 00:40:56,419 (tooting) 875 00:40:58,522 --> 00:40:59,655 I will fuck you up. 876 00:40:59,657 --> 00:41:01,823 It is just "flanter." 877 00:41:03,926 --> 00:41:06,193 (crashing) 878 00:41:06,195 --> 00:41:08,795 Psycho Charlotte is back. 879 00:41:08,996 --> 00:41:11,797 I'm not used to getting saltwater in me eyes 880 00:41:11,799 --> 00:41:13,765 apart from cum. 881 00:41:13,767 --> 00:41:15,900 Get that out of me face, fuck you! 882 00:41:15,902 --> 00:41:18,068 Me and Vicky have gone from being on cloud nine 883 00:41:18,070 --> 00:41:18,902 to rock bottom. 884 00:41:18,904 --> 00:41:22,105 Don't fuckin' say things to us! 885 00:41:25,609 --> 00:41:26,108 Fuck off. 886 00:41:26,110 --> 00:41:28,677 I'd rather shit in my hands and clap. 887 00:41:28,679 --> 00:41:29,544 Oh, oh, oh! 888 00:41:29,546 --> 00:41:33,414 How am I supposed to bang him if he's only got one leg? 889 00:41:33,416 --> 00:41:35,115 (panting) Yeah. 890 00:41:35,117 --> 00:41:36,549 I think my balls are more swollen 891 00:41:36,551 --> 00:41:37,583 than me knee at the moment. 892 00:41:37,585 --> 00:41:40,152 Your unbelievable squirting vagina. 893 00:41:40,154 --> 00:41:42,921 I don't squirt, I gush. 894 00:41:42,923 --> 00:41:45,657 Oh, my God, no! 895 00:41:45,659 --> 00:41:46,557 Fuck. 896 00:41:46,559 --> 00:41:48,959 I feel like a porn star. 897 00:41:48,961 --> 00:41:53,229 ¶