(Gaz) When I got told I was going to spring break,
this is what I had in mind.
(Rebecca) Jason's got a girlfriend now, as if I'm bothered.
Fuck off.
(Jay) She's irritating 'cause she's loud and she's immature.
(Rebecca screams)
You're just loud
and just in people's business all the time.
Really nice apology.
I feel like... shit.
You're me best friends in the whole world.
(Sophie) It's time for me to go home now.
I'm thinking of asking Vicky to marry us.
(chuckles)
(Ricci) Proposing about proposing to Vicky.
Don't know what the fuck's gonna happen.
(Vicky) You are a nasty fucking prick with a bad attitude.
(slap!)
It just all goes fucking west from there.
I just hope he finally sees my point of view.
(Chris) Vicky and Ricci will be allowed back into the house
to collect their belongings, and that is it.
(Charlotte) I might not even get to say good-bye.
Do you want to come out to Cancun?
(Jay) Boom, she can.
Can't wait to see her.
Throw her on the bed!
(Gaz) So it's down to me once again
to help her and put her to bed?
Hey, I'm-- I'm gonna take Gary.
(Gaz) I'm fucking buzzing.
I get to fly back business class.
(Holly) I'm here-- what about me?
Blatantly pissed off, aren't you?
I'm not pissed off, James.
You absolute twat.
(Charlotte) The silence is stabbing us like a knife in me chest.
(Jay) The lasses aren't talking to the lads.
The lads aren't talking to the lasses.
It'll take a lot to bring this group together.
¶
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
My biggest fear is getting wrinkles.
I've got a banging body and the banter to match.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair.
I could talk the back legs off a donkey.
Got the looks, got the charm, it just works.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got Double-Fs.
(all) Geordie shore, way aye!
¶ (rock music)
(Charlotte) I don't want to clean it.
(both) You have to.
It was you that done it.
Apparently, last night, I pissed in a box
outside me room, and I was sick in a bucket
which is now on the street.
Really big and clever.
They're proud of myself.
(Holly chuckles)
(Charlotte) I'll leave it here for the bin man, okay?
Next to the bottle of sick.
(Charlotte) I wanted to get that drunk
to forget about the silence,
to forget about me telling Gary
that he didn't fancy us anymore
and him not reassuring us that he did,
to forget about the rejection...
and it worked.
(Gaz) I thought by coming out here and not sleeping
with Charlotte, we could be friends,
but it turns out that we can't.
(Charlotte) Oh, I just squirted myself in the eye.
¶
(Ricci) It's all gone wrong between me and Vicky.
I mean, like, I thought I was gonna marry the girl.
(Vicky) I'm disgusted that I let myself get that upset.
I feel so embarrassed.
I don't want to lose him.
(Ricci) Me and Vicky, obviously, after the other night,
need to sort everything out.
I missed you so much.
¶ (upbeat music)
(groans and laughs)
I think Charlotte's literally got
a pissing and shitting problem.
She just seems to piss and shit everywhere.
(Holly) I can't get me head around the fact
that James picked Gary to go on the flight.
It's awful.
(Holly) He was an absolute twat.
(moans)
(James) Perhaps I have made the wrong decision
not picking Holly for the flight.
Maybe she would have got a few treats out of it.
(Gaz) Whenever there's an argument in the house,
people obviously are gonna take sides.
When it's between me and Charlotte, Holly and James,
it's obviously gonna be boys against girls.
(singing indistinctly)
Without boys, the world would probably be a happier place.
Right, no one-- (laughs)
(Holly snorts) You fucking having a laugh?
I can't fucking work.
The last thing I want to be doing
is selling Jet Ski rides.
Fuck this, I want to be going out, getting mortal.
Guess where I'm going?
They're going horse riding.
Right, good, she's used to riding.
She should be good at that, but how the fuck am I?
I'm not gonna work.
¶ (rock music)
(Jay) She's only out for a few days, but I-- I just fucking--
I can't wait for her to get out, like...
(Jay) Tomorrow, for me, is a massive day.
I'm buzzing that Chloe's coming out.
I've been counting down the seconds.
I've been counting down the days.
If she wasn't coming out, I would have done a Sophie
and just fucked off.
I hope fucking Becca doesn't fucking pipe up or anything,
do you know what I mean?
I've went to apologize to Rebecca.
It's got us absolutely nowhere,
and it's just reminded us of how annoying she actually is.
Yeah, it was the biggest mistake ever, you're not gonna...
Becca, to me, is a fucking drama queen.
I just hope she doesn't make things awkward
between Jay and Chloe.
She's got no reason at all to.
I might be losing my best mate to his bird tomorrow,
but I'm buzzing to meet Chloe.
(James) I bet your balls are massive, huh?
(laughs) You know?
Fucking four weeks.
¶
(Charlotte) "Hi, boys.
"Hope work went well.
We're off to have fun while you suck cock."
¶
We're going horse riding.
Ha, ha, in your face, lads.
Time for some girly time.
¶ (rock music)
(Charlotte) Absolutely love horse riding.
I love everything about it.
I love the way the saddle feels on me clitoris.
(Charlotte) You're not having it.
(Rebecca) I am. You can't.
You don't choose a horse, the horse chooses you.
(sighs nervously)
(Charlotte) You've got this one horse
who's got a bit of a limp-- James.
I could do with a seat belt.
You've got this other horse
that's a bit stubborn and a bit tanned.
Obviously, it's Jay.
And then, you've got this horse
in the corner that's dead good-looking.
It's Gary.
Come on, Gary.
(Rebecca) Holly, do you think this is boring?
(Holly) Yeah, it's fucking shite.
(Charlotte) Holly can't ride a horse.
She just likes to ride cock.
(Holly) Doing me fucking head in.
So boring.
¶
(Charlotte) That's mine and Gary's friendship-- over.
I'm not even speaking to him.
What, the full friendship as well?
Yep, I'd-- I'd rather just not talk to him.
He's made us feel so embarrassed-- I feel stupid.
Gary does have feelings for her,
and he does care about her, and he does love her to bits.
But because he's a lad, he thinks with his dick,
and him showing his emotions is him letting his guard down.
Lads don't do that.
I think he's just scared because he knows
that he's failed for, like, you as a person,
and he doesn't understand, like, when you sit there,
not looking so good, and pissing yourself,
and shitting yourself, and all this fucking mad stuff.
And, like-- and he still loves you,
and he doesn't understand why because those things
are supposed to put you off a person,
and it doesn't put him off, yeah?
Gary needs to match his actions with his words
because he's going out and doing things which upset us,
which make us hurt, so it just doesn't add up.
You could say, "Now, I still haven't been there,
so I can't be-- I'm not bothered."
Don't go two steps back by banging him.
Well, I did not sleep with him, and we still argue.
¶
Anyone in?
(Jay) "Hi, bellends."
(James) The girls have pissed us off big time.
Legs hurting, haven't even got nurse Holly
to look after us now.
I really couldn't care less.
I'm just glad that we came back of the house.
It's nice and quiet. Aye, and now, it's unreal.
None of them are here?
They screaming, they fucking knock...
(laughs)
(phone ringing)
(ringing continues)
Hello?
It's Gaz.
Oh, hello, mate, what's going on?
The last time I spoke to Ricci
was when he had that massive argument with Vicky.
(Ricci) Could you go next-- next to my bed,
there's a ring, there's a plain black ring with--
with little diamond studs on it.
Right.
Shit, he's still going ahead with the proposal.
Right... I'll do that now.
Later, man, I'll see you in a bit.
They've been kicked out of the house,
so how is he gonna do it?
Where is he gonna do it?
And if he still wants to propose to her
after that massive argument, it's madness.
That was Ricci on the phone.
Was it? What's he said?
That him-- him and Vicky are okay now.
I had to go to his room and get this,
and I've gotta meet him at the shopping mall.
What the fuck's that? It's a ring, isn't it?
Well, I reckon it's 'cause they want to get a ring size.
Oh, for fuck's sake.
Just what the fuck's going on?
'Cause we don't know.
I don't even know if Ricci knows what's going on.
I think he's still a bit concussed
from when she fucking hit him.
Oh, God.
And it's-- he didn't say "ring shopping",
but that must be-- that must be what it is.
Ricci is gonna propose to Vicky.
Has he gone insane?
They must have just met up, sorted it out,
and then he's just gonna dive straight into that.
I think the psychotic Vicky is rubbing off on Ricci.
Good luck. (chuckles)
If Ricci wants my help ring shopping,
I'll go and help him, but I've fucking
never been ring shopping before.
Me, engagement ring shopping? Doesn't happen.
Gaz punched him, now he's fucking best man?
Fucking picking up rings?
Fucking Vicky punched him, he wants to marry her?
I might punch him, see if he'll buy us
a house or something else.
(both laugh)
¶
(Ricci) Cancun Chris has asked us both to leave the house.
Me and Vicky, we've talked.
I've put my views across, she's put her views across.
We're only gonna get stronger,
and we want to spend the rest of our lives together.
Are those trainers?
(both laugh)
Dude, how are you? Hi, son.
Good to see you. Good to see you too.
You look great. What the fuck's going on?
I've never been more sure
that I want to spend the rest of my life with Vicky,
and I do want to marry the girl.
The other night shouldn't have happened,
do you know what I mean?
I don't want to argue with her,
so that builds, and then it just ends up
being a massacre, do you know what I mean?
Massacre. Exactly.
I genuinely haven't got a clue
what the fuck is going on.
It's actually, like, mind-boggling.
Have you got engagement rings? Yes, I do.
Engagement rings. (Gaz) Fucking hell.
Ten-- ten grand?
Can I have the biggest one, please? Yeah.
It's mad to think I'm ring shopping with Ricci
after they had that massive argument the other night.
She hit him, for fuck's sake.
Any chance you can make a ring-- get a bigger diamond?
Uh, bigger diamond? I can get you a bigger diamond.
What size do you want?
I want it--
a square one, do you know what I mean?
A princess cut. Princess cut.
I want to find the perfect ring for the perfect girl.
That's the ring you're gonna be putting on her finger
and asking her to marry you.
I just hope he's not gonna regret it.
Whoa. (laughs)
¶ (rock music)
(together) What?
Gaz went to meet him.
(both) Why?
And he took, like, one of Vicky's rings,
'cause he's buying her a ring.
Oh, my God.
Ricci has gone ring shopping with Gary.
After she just punched him in the face?
Aye.
Are you-- listen, is this a wind-up?
Is this a joke? No, no, I swear to God.
No, it was the night before he was on the boat with us.
And then, obviously, they've met up, they've made up.
Now, he still is gonna go through with it.
Is this some sort of fucked-up joke that went wrong?
I don't know what the world is coming to.
Do you know when they were all kicking off,
and we were downstairs, and he was upstairs,
he was saying that he loves her to bits,
he wants to spend the rest of his life with her,
wants to have kids with her.
They've been together for--
Four or five months.
I just don't think a sensible, mature person
would get engaged after, like, four months of being together.
It's a bit weird, isn't it? Mm-hmm.
¶ (rock music)
(Jay) With Rebecca, I haven't always seen eye to eye with her.
I don't think I've done anything wrong.
I've not really asked about saying sorry,
but I'll do it so there's no kickoffs and stuff like that
to make Chloe basically feel uncomfortable.
(Holly) Mexico!
(Jay) Becca! Yeah?
Come out here.
For fuck's sake, man, fuck off.
What does he want us to do?
What I'm saying is just, like-- just chill out
and have a good few days, do you know what I mean?
It's the last fucking time in Mexico.
I know. It's pointless everyone arguing.
It just spoils everyone else's time. Yeah.
He's apologizing,
and he wants to clear the air before Chloe comes.
Thank God.
I don't want to feel awkward when she comes.
I want to enjoy ourselves.
I want yous to have a nice few days together
'cause you've missed her, and that-- that's nice.
Do you know what it is?
It would never have been awkward anyway.
Seriously, it wouldn't have.
She's not coming here to be awkward.
I'm glad that Jay has had the balls
to come in, and speak to us about it,
and just forget about everything that's been said.
I feel like a weight's been lifted off me shoulders.
I don't want-- I don't want her to think
that we've been arguing, but she hasn't been here.
¶
(Gaz) Oh, bop, bop, hey!
(Rebecca) There's the best man! There's the best man.
(James) What's the craic?
Gary's home, and I'm still not talking to him.
So at the minute, I don't care what he's got to say.
I don't care about the ring, I don't care about Gary,
so Gary can go and do one.
(James) Did you get the ring or not? What?
Did you get a ring? Aye.
I can't think of anything fucking worse
than marrying Vicky.
I just said, "Mate, like"--
I said, like, "You've hardly known her or whatever."
I was, like, "You've done this, she just fucking hit you."
The thought of being Ricci and Vicky's bridesmaid,
I'd rather shit in me hand and clap.
Mate, you need to make sure.
I went, "It's a massive, massive decision."
I'm actually quite worried about this situation now.
I mean, I suppose there's always divorce.
She'll look like a laughingstock when she says yes
'cause this is a mockery, this is a joke.
This whole idea is a massive joke.
¶
(Holly) Whoa now.
It's weird, isn't it?
Oh, my God, it's a cursed room.
Let's get out of it.
Vicky and Ricci have been chucked out,
but it doesn't feel real yet
'cause we haven't said our good-byes.
(chuckles)
I'm gonna move in there.
Chloe's coming today,
which only means one thing--
taking Vicky and Ricci's room,
which is like a fucking pigsty.
I'm sitting here thinking I'm the oldest in the house.
I'm not sure if just watching people being sick,
shitting themselves, all that kind of thing--
is this really for me anymore?
¶
It's our last day before Chloe gets here,
so I'm actually pleased that me and Jay
have some lad time together before his bird comes.
¶
No way, I don't care what happens.
Chloe comes, I'm not getting demoted to backseat.
(laughs)
Don't care.
¶ (tense music)
(Vicky) I've just come back to the house to collect me things,
see the girls. and say good-bye.
(door opens)
Aw. (Charlotte) Where the hell have you been?
It's Vicky.
Why isn't anyone using the doorbell anymore?
Come here.
(Vicky) My idiots.
I'm so nervous-- I'm so looking forward
to seeing the girls, but at the same time,
the last time I seen them, it was just awful.
(Vicky) I've-- I've just came to see yous
and get me stuff, do you know what I mean?
The fact that she's actually come back to collect her things
kind of makes it a little bit more real
that I don't think they're gonna be coming back.
Have you spoke to Ricci? Yes.
(Rebecca) Are yous all right?
We're all right now, actually, um--
You sorted things out? Yeah.
It took-- well, it's-- it's ta--
we're sorting things out.
It was only a little argument that escalated.
Look at her. It was crazy.
Do you know what?
It wasn't a little argument at all, it was huge.
You are a nasty fucking prick with a bad attitude.
(slap!)
I was so glad to finally see him.
After all that, I was just crying and being, like,
"I love you, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry."
But there's no chance he's getting away with it,
and there's no chance this is how me life's
gonna be from now on.
It snuck up on us.
It snuck up on us that I was changing myself.
In the back of me mind, all I can think about is, "Fuck!
"Ricci's gonna propose.
"I know, she doesn't know.
Do not slip up."
And to be honest, I'm glad that you did what you did.
I would have smacked Gary in the face well before this.
Now, I'm standing there,
knowing that he's gonna propose to her.
And in the back of me head, I'm thinking,
"This isn't the right time."
(Rebecca) Now, Vicky's going.
It's, like, everyone's dropping like flies.
(Vicky) I can't let you go, man.
I'm so, so sorry.
I didn't want it to come to this.
(Vicky) I'm just filled with a proper sense of relief.
I love them all so much, and I'm so sorry
about how I left on the last night,
and I'm just glad to finally see them again.
(chatter)
¶
I need to leave Cancun.
It's time to go back to Newcastle.
Bye, Vicky!
¶ (rock music)
(man) Hey, guys, how are you?
(Gaz) I thought it'd be nice 'cause it's Jay's last day
with the lads tomorrow before Chloe gets here.
So I asked the boss, "Come on,
let's just go Jet Skiing all day, fuck work off."
¶
This is what it's all about--
me, me best mate, and just loving life.
(Jay) I'm buzzing, though, like, with Chloe coming out,
do you know what I mean?
'Cause, that's, like, one of the things that's kept us here.
But at the same time, this is, like--
this is, like, mine and your last day kind of thing.
Spring break has been unreal.
We've come out here, we got smashed through the day,
smashed on the night.
We've been on Jet Skis, yachts, speedboats.
We actually couldn't have wished for anything more.
It's been, like, a fucking dream.
I've been, like, going to Newcastle,
and then to muggle off, just being free and single,
to coming out here for weeks in a relationship,
and then Chloe's coming out as well.
It's totally different, isn't it?
I've had some of the best experiences
on "Geordie Shore", and I've made
some of the best mates that I'll never,
ever, ever forget.
I need to meet the girl that is Team Jay.
Fucking got his call, what you don't know is--
Fucking-- I've already been ring shopping once.
I cannot go again, man. (laughs)
Don't be getting that in your fucking head either
anytime soon.
No, that'll not be happening soon.
It will happen, though. What?
I walked into "Geordie Shore" a free, single lad,
going crazy, going mental,
didn't give a care in the fucking world.
A year later, I've grown up.
I've got a different mentality.
I've got a lass, and Chloe's the first person I need to tell.
I'm gonna leave "Geordie Shore" for good.
¶
(Jay) I'm buzzing.
I can't get to the airport quick enough.
I'm anxious, I'm walking around.
I haven't seen Chloe for weeks.
¶
Where is she?
I know she's gonna be coming any minute now.
Oh, my God.
Mm.
(cheering and whistling)
As soon as I see her,
we cannot keep our hands off each other.
Cuddles, kisses, just saying how much we've missed each other.
Fucking hell.
It's heavy, isn't it?
Which side do I wheel on?
You're on this one.
¶
You nervous, Becca? I'm a little bit nervous.
I mean, like, I don't know.
I just feel a little bit awkward, but...
She'll be fine. I think she'll be fine with us.
She'll be fine.
I am actually really nervous.
Me and Jay haven't gotten on this holiday,
and he's bringing his girlfriend, yeah?
That is a big thing.
¶
(Jay) It still hasn't sunk in that Chloe's actually here.
It's surreal, it's as if I'm in a dream.
You'll be sound if you're still,
and then... just sleep tonight.
Four weeks, man.
¶
(Chloe) Jason, shut the door?
Aye, shut it well.
(Charlotte) I can't help but look over at Becca.
She's the most nervous out of all of us.
She just doesn't want there to be an atmosphere,
and she doesn't want there to be a problem.
She really wants to get on with Chloe as well.
(overlapping greetings)
(Jay) Everyone, Chloe-- Chloe, Holly.
(overlapping greetings)
(Becca) Hi, Chloe, nice to meet you. Hi, sweetheart.
Thank God for that.
Chloe and Becca have embraced,
and there's no atmosphere whatsoever.
Chloe and James.
Hiya-- do I look all right?
(James) Jay looks so happy now that Chloe's come.
I'm absolutely buzzing for the kid.
He's been waiting for her to come all holiday.
She's finally here, I've never seen him this happy.
It's decent in there? It's really smart, I love it.
That picture's a bit weird-like.
Oh, this one. Beady eyes?
Freaky pictures, like...
It's absolutely beautiful.
This place is, like, unbelievable.
Everyone's been sound.
I actually couldn't have wished for anything more.
(Becca) To the happy couple.
To the seven of us. (all) To the seven of us.
(James) Boom!
Because Chloe's just arrived,
Jay want to spend as much time with her as he can,
so he's taking her out for a meal,
and we're all gonna stay in.
Where are we going for this meal then?
Just popping out over here.
Me and Chloe decided to go for a nice meal,
but I'm certainly not gonna be asking her to marry us.
Not yet.
¶ (down-tempo music)
(Vicky) Although I still love Ricci, I still love myself,
and I still love what I was before I was with him.
I'm still frustrated, nothing's changed.
Me and Vicky are gonna go for a meal
and get everything off our chests,
and hopefully get everything sorted.
Getting through this experience with Vicky
has made me realize that I definitely
want to spend the rest of my life with her,
that I definitely want to make her my fiancé.
¶
(Charlotte) There's still a big divide in the house.
It's obviously a bit awkward
because I'm still not talking to Gary.
(Gaz) I hate when everyone's not speaking.
More importantly, me and Charlotte are not speaking.
We want to make Chloe feel welcome.
She's joining us, she's coming to our house.
In Mexico, I've heard that they go to houses,
and bless them, and stuff, and get rid
of all the bad energy, and all the bad spirits
and stuff like that, and they're called "shamans".
So fuck it, I'm getting one around, it's worth a try.
Open the door, and I'm, like,
"What have I let myself in for here?"
This is gonna be an interesting night.
What the hell is this?
It's creepy, I don't like it.
Literally, I feel like I'm gonna have an asthma attack.
It stinks.
(Charlotte) What?
Who are these people wearing white robes,
flowers around their neck,
and blowing through gigantic shells?
¶ (shell blowing)
Touch their hearts...
and fill them with peace.
(Charlotte) Whenever I try to hate him,
Gary always does something to make us smile again.
Ugh.
This is a drink. Drink?
(speaking Spanish) That comes from a tree.
(Holly) This woman's pouring us out this horrible-looking shot.
And I'm, like, "What the fuck's that?"
(James) Fuck jăger bombs, it's all about tree sap.
It actually starts getting quite good.
We're all feeling much better.
I think there's definitely something in that smoke.
(overlapping chatter)
(Gaz) The shaman's done better than I ever expected.
Me and Charlotte are friends again.
The girl-boy divide is nowhere to be seen.
(laughter)
¶
(Holly) So what are you gonna do now?
You, like, sad now that there's no more physio?
Um, I'm just gonna rest like this.
This cushion does just as good of a job.
(James) I know for a fact she's the one that's missing it, not me.
Who nursed you back to health?
You did, did a fucking kind of good job on it.
I did an amazing job.
And now, you're just gonna have to suffer in pain.
It's fine, it's not hurting that much.
I can deal with it.
He's telling me that his leg's feeling a bit bad.
And I'm thinking, "Well, James,
"maybe you just haven't had enough physio.
"Maybe you need to take a lie down
and let Nurse Holly deal with it."
Maybe you should stay in tonight and rest it.
Fuck off, I want to go out.
Well, if it's not doing any good.
(James) Holly doesn't seem happy.
I put a stop on all the physio sessions for a while.
Me leg was starting to feel better.
But tonight, it's starting to hurt a bit,
so I think I might have to book myself another appointment.
I mean, health comes first.
¶
(Chloe) Oh, it looks lush in here, doesn't it?
Looks really nice.
Seafood, though.
You-- I like seafood, I love it.
(Jay) I honestly can't wait to get back home.
But do you know what I'm gonna do?
I honestly think we should just, like, move in.
Get my own little pad, aye?
I've took Chloe out for a meal,
and there's one main thing that I want to tell her.
She doesn't know yet.
I think she'll be shocked,
but she's the first person I need to tell.
I'm basically telling her that I'm gonna leave "Geordie Shore".
Don't say anything to anyone.
I don't want to tell everyone that, like,
it's gonna be my last night.
Really? And I don't mean in Cancun, I mean on "Geordie Shore".
Honestly, like, I'm not gonna come back.
Really? (mutters)
Really, Jason? Mm-hmm.
Telling Chloe that I'm gonna leave "Geordie Shore"
made me think about it even more,
and it did start to sink in.
You get a reaction from people,
and I got a massive reaction from Chloe.
She was shocked but at the same time supportive,
but she didn't want other people to think
that I was only leaving because of her.
And I just know in, like, six months time,
I know where we're gonna be.
I'm gonna start crying.
Gonna start crying? (laughs)
Chloe's first night in Cancun couldn't have went better.
We went for a nice meal, caught up loads.
We're taking our relationship to the next level.
At this moment in time, I couldn't be happier.
I love you. I love you too.
Well, don't give us a kiss then.
¶
(Charlotte) So first, Gary has brought weird witches
into the house and got us on his side.
And now, he's telling us he's taking us to a crocodile farm.
He's doing all the things that he knows I love.
¶
I want to take her somewhere and cheer her up.
I know how much she loves animals.
(Gaz) Get off us!
La! Oh!
(both laugh)
(Charlotte) Do you want to hold me hand so that you'll feel safe?
Stop trying to hold me hand.
I just love you.
(laughs) I don't!
I didn't mean to say that.
I actually didn't really say that.
Wrong place, wrong time.
I know. We're surrounded by crocodiles.
Oh, my God!
I can't believe I've just said that.
This is the best date ever.
It's not a fucking date. It is a date.
It's not.
I like Gary on a new level now.
This is the most I've liked him ever.
And then, we kiss at the end.
No, we don't! Oh, we could kiss now if you want.
No, no, no, no.
No, no, no, get off us, man.
No more teasing over Gary.
He's given us a really nice day out.
We're not gonna argue anymore.
He's not gonna be a dickhead.
He's gonna be really nice to us,
and I'm still gonna try and bang him.
It's not a fucking date.
Keep that in your head.
¶
(Holly) Jay wants to take us on another one of his stupid excursions.
They've all gone out.
Thank fuck Nurse Holly's went out as well
'cause otherwise, she would just try and bang us.
¶
There you are, guys-- these are your helmets.
Let's explain to you how to use them.
(Holly) Jay is like the dad who takes you
on these day trips that you never, ever like.
They're shit.
¶ (rock music)
(Jay) I fucked up.
Why the fuck have I brought Chloe
to this cave on our first day?
This pool is yours.
You can just jump, and swim, and enjoy, okay?
What a load of fucking bollocks.
He has me walking through a cave,
swimming in a fucking puddle.
It's not my idea of fun.
Photosynthesis-- I feel as if I'm in a history lesson
one minute, a fucking science lesson the next.
I can't believe I've brought the love of me life
to an underground shithole.
After all, all we want to do is get pissed,
top off our tans, and have a good time.
Do you know what it was as well? Yous thought it was gonna be shit.
I thought it was gonna be mint.
Yous thought it was good, and I actually thought it was shit.
I think it was more of a girly activity.
Do you think? (Chloe) Got to appreciate it.
It's been a weird fucking day for me.
I have absolutely fucking hated it,
but Chloe's had some bonding time with the lasses,
so maybe it's not so bad after all.
¶ (upbeat music)
(Jay) At the minute, everyone's buzzing in the house.
Chloe's came, the shamans got rid
of all our bad energy.
We're having a little house party,
and life is good again in the house.
(Gaz) Oh! Naked!
(all) Ahh!
(Charlotte) Now, we're gonna play Twister,
but we're not playing any old, normal Twister.
We are mixing the Twister up.
We're doing a Twister Geordie-style--
Tash-on Twister.
Oh, oh-- Oh.
(all) Oh!
I think we've possibly invented
the next generation of amazing games.
(all) Oh!
We've got shots, we've got dares.
This is gonna be fucking mint.
I dare Gary...
to pretend to be Charlotte's boyfriend in the pool
like yous normally do.
Fucking hell, I think them shaman
have put something in that tree sap, mind.
(Gaz) I feel a bit sick already.
Gary, I'm so paranoid about you going out at night.
Why?
I just still don't trust you.
Look, I wouldn't be with you, right?
I mean, I love you to bits, I'm your boyfriend.
(laughter)
Me and Gary being a couple is just kind of awkward,
but I kind of like it as well.
(laughs)
(chatter)
Right now, Gary is trying it on
with us underneath the water.
He's touching me fanny,
and not just with his hands-- with his toes as well.
(Gaz) I dare you to lick tequila...
off Holly's tits.
Is this-- is this-- is this a dare?
Yes. It's a dare.
Me and James get along, like, so well,
like, really, really, really well.
(laughter)
(Charlotte) That was horny!
Everyone's getting involved in Tash-on Twister.
We've got me and Gary flirting.
We've got Holly and James obviously flirting.
And then, we've got Becca, just, um...
just drinking?
(James) Down it, down it, down it!
Yay! Yay!
¶
Tequila, then dare-- where's tequila?
Tequila, tequila-- too much tequila, too much tequila.
Just look at that shit.
So Gaz spins it-- it lands on "dare".
I've got a fucking mint one for him and Charlotte.
He's gotta be Vicky, she's gotta be Ricci,
and they've gotta act out the proposal.
(speaking gibberish)
Engagement box off.
(speaking gibberish)
Will you marry-- (speaking gibberish)
(imitating Vicky) Yeah, Ricci.
Box off.
(laughter)
(Rebecca) It's a fucking mint.
It's probably better than the real thing.
I wish Charlotte and Gary would get engaged.
Fucking Hell, that would be good.
Ricci, I love you, but what are you saying?
(speaking gibberish)
(laughter)
We're all laughing and having a joke about it,
and we don't think like we're doing anything wrong
because the whole proposal thing doesn't seem real.
It still hasn't sank in.
I don't actually think it's gonna happen.
One, two... three.
(muttering)
(laughter)
Another excellent performance by Ricci.
(Rebecca) Holly, I dare you to get James' cock out and suck it.
(Holly) Okay.
If you get dared to do something,
a dare is a dare, you gotta do it.
(all) On your knees! On your knees!
If that means sucking James' cock, so be it.
(laughter)
She's done it.
(sighs)
She's such a daredevil.
(Holly laughs)
Ki-wee! Ki-wee.
I don't know whether to blame the shaman or the tequila,
but it's looking like Holly's gonna get it tonight.
(Rebecca) Charlotte and Gary are like a Rubik's cube.
No matter how hard you try to get them colors to match,
it's not gonna work.
¶
The strong, feisty, confident Vicky,
that's who I fell in love with at first,
and I can't wait to get her back.
I know how out-of-order my behavior was.
I feel so embarrassed and so ashamed.
I also know that you wouldn't understand
what drove us to get to that point as well.
So what do I do?
Do I walk away from it, and go and have
one of those relationships that's just quite okay
and quite boring, but doesn't really do anything for you...
or do I try and make him say sense?
And you also know that if we're ever
in a position that's remotely similar
to that ever again, humiliating us
in front of people more than I already feel
is fucking completely and utterly futile...
With Vicky, she reminds me of my mom a lot.
She's strong-minded, she's confident,
and she's not scared to say how she feels,
and I love that in a woman.
The things you said to me upset me.
I will never say it to you again.
And hitting me in front of people,
I feel-- I felt humiliated in front of everyone.
No, you're right, fair enough.
Even though seeing him now,
everything is just-- all the anger
is just completely gone, I need to remember
how he made us feel,
and I need to remember that, and I need to fucking make sure
it never happens again, and the only way
of doing that is communicating with him.
I need you to realize that I literally
was at my breaking point...
and I never want to feel that pathetic
and... frustrated anymore ever again.
To hear some of the things that Vicky was saying,
that she felt controlled and being humiliated
in front of the other guys,
I never, ever want her to feel that way.
And you're just going quiet, you're not saying anything.
(crying)
The reason I'm going quiet is
I'm listening to everything you're saying.
It's not 'cause I'm in the mood.
It's not 'cause I want to kick off.
It's not 'cause I want to argue.
(Ricci) I'm glad that we've cleared the air,
and I've got no doubt in my mind
that I cannot wait to propose to her tomorrow.
Wine first. (chuckles)
All right.
Wine first. (chuckles)
Ricci.
¶
(Rebecca) Oh! Me boobs are out!
(Holly) I'm over the sink, James is banging us from behind.
I'm looking at myself in the mirror.
We're looking like porn stars.
Looks like I'll not be the one needing the wheelchair tomorrow.
Holly, you can have it.
¶
(Charlotte) Before I know it, Gary's asking us to spoon,
and he's wanting it so bad, and I see it in his eyes.
Under these sheets, it's getting wet and wild.
This is really happening.
I'm going to have sex with him.
But something weird's happening.
Like, someone's following us around?
(Rebecca) I don't want to stay by myself,
so I've decided I'll sleep in Jay's old bed.
Good night!
(Charlotte) Right now, Becca might as well
have a needle and thread, and have sewed
me fanny flaps together because there's definitely
gonna be no fucking going on when she's in the room.
(Gaz) Fucking hell, Rebecca, are you trying
to cock-block us or something?
(Charlotte) I've just been pied again.
Hashtag I-should-be-pleased- but-really-I'm-fucking-gutted.
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