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(Gaz)
When I got told I was going
to spring break,
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this is what I had in mind.
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(Rebecca)
Jason's got a girlfriend now,
as if I'm bothered.
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Fuck off.
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(Jay)
She's irritating 'cause
she's loud and she's immature.
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(Rebecca screams)
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You're just loud
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and just in people's
business all the time.
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Really nice apology.
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I feel like... shit.
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You're me best friends
in the whole world.
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(Sophie)
It's time for me
to go home now.
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I'm thinking of asking
Vicky to marry us.
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(chuckles)
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(Ricci)
Proposing about
proposing to Vicky.
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Don't know what the fuck's
gonna happen.
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(Vicky)
You are a nasty fucking prick
with a bad attitude.
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(slap!)
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It just all goes
fucking west from there.
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I just hope he finally sees
my point of view.
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(Chris)
Vicky and Ricci will be
allowed back into the house
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to collect their belongings,
and that is it.
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(Charlotte)
I might not even
get to say good-bye.
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Do you want to come out
to Cancun?
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(Jay)
Boom, she can.
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Can't wait to see her.
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Throw her on the bed!
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(Gaz)
So it's down to me
once again
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to help her
and put her to bed?
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Hey, I'm--
I'm gonna take Gary.
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(Gaz)
I'm fucking buzzing.
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I get to fly back
business class.
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(Holly)
I'm here-- what about me?
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Blatantly pissed off,
aren't you?
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I'm not pissed off, James.
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You absolute twat.
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(Charlotte)
The silence is stabbing us
like a knife in me chest.
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(Jay)
The lasses aren't talking
to the lads.
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The lads aren't
talking to the lasses.
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It'll take a lot to bring
this group together.
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¶
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I am a Geordie girl
with a VIP edge.
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My biggest fear
is getting wrinkles.
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I've got a banging body
and the banter to match.
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I would never kiss
anyone without a six-pack.
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The hardest graft I've ever
done is doing me hair.
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I could talk the back
legs off a donkey.
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Got the looks,
got the charm, it just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got Double-Fs.
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(all)
Geordie shore, way aye!
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¶ (rock music)
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(Charlotte)
I don't want to clean it.
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(both)
You have to.
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It was you that done it.
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Apparently, last night,
I pissed in a box
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outside me room,
and I was sick in a bucket
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which is now on the street.
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Really big and clever.
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They're proud of myself.
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(Holly chuckles)
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(Charlotte)
I'll leave it here
for the bin man, okay?
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Next to the bottle of sick.
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(Charlotte)
I wanted
to get that drunk
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to forget about the silence,
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to forget about me
telling Gary
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that he didn't
fancy us anymore
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and him not reassuring us
that he did,
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to forget
about the rejection...
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and it worked.
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(Gaz)
I thought by coming
out here and not sleeping
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with Charlotte,
we could be friends,
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but it turns out
that we can't.
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(Charlotte)
Oh, I just squirted myself
in the eye.
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¶
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(Ricci)
It's all gone wrong
between me and Vicky.
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I mean, like, I thought I was
gonna marry the girl.
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(Vicky)
I'm disgusted that I let myself
get that upset.
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I feel so embarrassed.
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I don't want
to lose him.
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(Ricci)
Me and Vicky, obviously,
after the other night,
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need to sort everything out.
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I missed you so much.
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¶ (upbeat music)
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(groans and laughs)
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I think Charlotte's
literally got
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a pissing and shitting problem.
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She just seems to piss
and shit everywhere.
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(Holly)
I can't get me head
around the fact
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that James picked Gary
to go on the flight.
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It's awful.
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(Holly)
He was an absolute twat.
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(moans)
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(James)
Perhaps I have made
the wrong decision
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not picking Holly
for the flight.
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Maybe she would have got
a few treats out of it.
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(Gaz)
Whenever there's an argument
in the house,
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people obviously
are gonna take sides.
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When it's between me and
Charlotte, Holly and James,
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it's obviously gonna be boys
against girls.
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(singing indistinctly)
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Without boys, the world would
probably be a happier place.
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Right, no one--
(laughs)
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(Holly snorts)
You fucking having a laugh?
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I can't fucking work.
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The last thing
I want to be doing
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is selling Jet Ski rides.
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Fuck this, I want to be
going out, getting mortal.
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Guess where I'm going?
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They're going horse riding.
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Right, good,
she's used to riding.
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She should be good at that,
but how the fuck am I?
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I'm not gonna work.
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¶ (rock music)
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(Jay)
She's only out for a few days,
but I-- I just fucking--
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I can't wait for her
to get out, like...
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(Jay)
Tomorrow, for me,
is a massive day.
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I'm buzzing
that Chloe's coming out.
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I've been counting down
the seconds.
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I've been counting
down the days.
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If she wasn't coming out,
I would have done a Sophie
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and just fucked off.
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I hope fucking Becca doesn't
fucking pipe up or anything,
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do you know what I mean?
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I've went to apologize
to Rebecca.
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It's got us absolutely nowhere,
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and it's just reminded us
of how annoying she actually is.
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Yeah, it was the biggest mistake
ever, you're not gonna...
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Becca, to me,
is a fucking drama queen.
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I just hope she doesn't
make things awkward
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between Jay and Chloe.
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She's got no reason
at all to.
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I might be losing my best mate
to his bird tomorrow,
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but I'm buzzing
to meet Chloe.
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(James)
I bet your balls
are massive, huh?
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(laughs)
You know?
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Fucking four weeks.
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¶
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(Charlotte)
"Hi, boys.
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"Hope work went well.
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We're off to have fun
while you suck cock."
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¶
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We're going horse riding.
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Ha, ha,
in your face, lads.
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Time for some girly time.
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¶ (rock music)
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(Charlotte)
Absolutely love horse riding.
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I love everything about it.
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I love the way the saddle
feels on me clitoris.
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(Charlotte)
You're not having it.
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(Rebecca)
I am.
You can't.
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You don't choose a horse,
the horse chooses you.
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(sighs nervously)
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(Charlotte)
You've got this one horse
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who's got a bit
of a limp-- James.
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I could do with
a seat belt.
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You've got this other horse
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that's a bit stubborn
and a bit tanned.
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Obviously, it's Jay.
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And then,
you've got this horse
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in the corner
that's dead good-looking.
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It's Gary.
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Come on, Gary.
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(Rebecca)
Holly, do you think
this is boring?
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(Holly)
Yeah, it's fucking shite.
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(Charlotte)
Holly can't ride a horse.
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She just likes
to ride cock.
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(Holly)
Doing me fucking head in.
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So boring.
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¶
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(Charlotte)
That's mine and Gary's
friendship-- over.
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I'm not even
speaking to him.
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What, the full friendship
as well?
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Yep, I'd-- I'd rather
just not talk to him.
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He's made us feel so
embarrassed-- I feel stupid.
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Gary does have
feelings for her,
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and he does care about her,
and he does love her to bits.
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But because he's a lad,
he thinks with his dick,
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and him showing his emotions is
him letting his guard down.
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Lads don't do that.
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I think he's just scared
because he knows
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that he's failed for,
like, you as a person,
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and he doesn't understand,
like, when you sit there,
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not looking so good,
and pissing yourself,
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and shitting yourself,
and all this fucking mad stuff.
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And, like-- and he still
loves you,
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and he doesn't understand
why because those things
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are supposed to put you
off a person,
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and it doesn't
put him off, yeah?
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Gary needs to match his actions
with his words
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because he's going out
and doing things which upset us,
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which make us hurt,
so it just doesn't add up.
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You could say, "Now,
I still haven't been there,
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so I can't be--
I'm not bothered."
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Don't go two steps back
by banging him.
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Well, I did not sleep
with him, and we still argue.
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¶
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Anyone in?
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(Jay)
"Hi, bellends."
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(James)
The girls have
pissed us off big time.
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Legs hurting, haven't even
got nurse Holly
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to look after us now.
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I really couldn't care less.
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I'm just glad that
we came back of the house.
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It's nice and quiet.
Aye, and now, it's unreal.
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None of them are here?
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They screaming,
they fucking knock...
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(laughs)
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(phone ringing)
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(ringing continues)
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Hello?
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It's Gaz.
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Oh, hello, mate,
what's going on?
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The last time I spoke
to Ricci
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was when he had that massive
argument with Vicky.
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(Ricci)
Could you go next--
next to my bed,
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there's a ring, there's
a plain black ring with--
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with little diamond
studs on it.
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Right.
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Shit, he's still going ahead
with the proposal.
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Right... I'll do that now.
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Later, man,
I'll see you in a bit.
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They've been kicked out
of the house,
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so how is he gonna do it?
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Where is he gonna do it?
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And if he still wants
to propose to her
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after that massive argument,
it's madness.
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That was Ricci
on the phone.
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Was it? What's he said?
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That him-- him and Vicky
are okay now.
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I had to go
to his room and get this,
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and I've gotta meet him
at the shopping mall.
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What the fuck's that?
It's a ring, isn't it?
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Well, I reckon it's 'cause
they want to get a ring size.
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Oh, for fuck's sake.
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Just what the fuck's
going on?
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'Cause we don't know.
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I don't even know if Ricci
knows what's going on.
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I think he's still
a bit concussed
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from when she fucking hit him.
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Oh, God.
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And it's-- he didn't say
"ring shopping",
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but that must be--
that must be what it is.
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Ricci is gonna propose
to Vicky.
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Has he gone insane?
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They must have just met up,
sorted it out,
247
00:09:47,031 --> 00:09:49,898
and then he's just
gonna dive straight into that.
248
00:09:49,900 --> 00:09:55,036
I think the psychotic Vicky
is rubbing off on Ricci.
249
00:09:58,240 --> 00:10:00,341
Good luck.
(chuckles)
250
00:10:00,343 --> 00:10:02,643
If Ricci wants my help
ring shopping,
251
00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:04,244
I'll go and help him,
but I've fucking
252
00:10:04,246 --> 00:10:05,645
never been
ring shopping before.
253
00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:08,614
Me, engagement ring shopping?
Doesn't happen.
254
00:10:08,616 --> 00:10:11,883
Gaz punched him,
now he's fucking best man?
255
00:10:11,885 --> 00:10:12,817
Fucking picking up rings?
256
00:10:12,819 --> 00:10:16,220
Fucking Vicky punched him,
he wants to marry her?
257
00:10:16,222 --> 00:10:18,088
I might punch him,
see if he'll buy us
258
00:10:18,090 --> 00:10:19,722
a house or something else.
259
00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:21,090
(both laugh)
260
00:10:21,092 --> 00:10:25,661
¶
261
00:10:25,663 --> 00:10:29,231
(Ricci)
Cancun Chris has asked us
both to leave the house.
262
00:10:29,233 --> 00:10:30,699
Me and Vicky, we've talked.
263
00:10:30,701 --> 00:10:34,302
I've put my views across,
she's put her views across.
264
00:10:34,304 --> 00:10:35,303
We're only gonna get stronger,
265
00:10:35,305 --> 00:10:38,639
and we want to spend the rest
of our lives together.
266
00:10:38,641 --> 00:10:39,706
Are those trainers?
267
00:10:39,708 --> 00:10:41,040
(both laugh)
268
00:10:41,042 --> 00:10:42,041
Dude, how are you?
Hi, son.
269
00:10:42,043 --> 00:10:43,142
Good to see you.
Good to see you too.
270
00:10:43,144 --> 00:10:45,878
You look great.
What the fuck's going on?
271
00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:46,812
I've never been more sure
272
00:10:46,814 --> 00:10:48,914
that I want to spend the rest
of my life with Vicky,
273
00:10:48,916 --> 00:10:50,081
and I do want
to marry the girl.
274
00:10:50,083 --> 00:10:51,415
The other night shouldn't
have happened,
275
00:10:51,417 --> 00:10:52,382
do you know what I mean?
276
00:10:52,384 --> 00:10:53,383
I don't want
to argue with her,
277
00:10:53,385 --> 00:10:56,085
so that builds, and then
it just ends up
278
00:10:56,087 --> 00:10:57,920
being a massacre,
do you know what I mean?
279
00:10:57,922 --> 00:10:59,821
Massacre.
Exactly.
280
00:10:59,823 --> 00:11:01,189
I genuinely
haven't got a clue
281
00:11:01,191 --> 00:11:02,123
what the fuck is going on.
282
00:11:02,125 --> 00:11:03,624
It's actually,
like, mind-boggling.
283
00:11:03,626 --> 00:11:06,126
Have you got
engagement rings?
Yes, I do.
284
00:11:06,128 --> 00:11:08,728
Engagement rings.
(Gaz)
Fucking hell.
285
00:11:11,832 --> 00:11:14,900
Ten-- ten grand?
286
00:11:14,902 --> 00:11:16,268
Can I have
the biggest one, please?
Yeah.
287
00:11:16,270 --> 00:11:18,169
It's mad to think
I'm ring shopping with Ricci
288
00:11:18,171 --> 00:11:21,672
after they had that massive
argument the other night.
289
00:11:21,674 --> 00:11:22,806
She hit him, for fuck's sake.
290
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:26,209
Any chance you can make
a ring-- get a bigger diamond?
291
00:11:26,211 --> 00:11:29,278
Uh, bigger diamond?
I can get you a bigger diamond.
292
00:11:29,280 --> 00:11:31,313
What size do you want?
293
00:11:31,315 --> 00:11:32,347
I want it--
294
00:11:32,349 --> 00:11:33,815
a square one,
do you know what I mean?
295
00:11:33,817 --> 00:11:35,249
A princess cut.
Princess cut.
296
00:11:35,251 --> 00:11:38,852
I want to find the perfect ring
for the perfect girl.
297
00:11:38,854 --> 00:11:41,654
That's the ring you're gonna
be putting on her finger
298
00:11:41,656 --> 00:11:42,821
and asking her to marry you.
299
00:11:42,823 --> 00:11:46,191
I just hope
he's not gonna regret it.
300
00:11:47,459 --> 00:11:49,793
Whoa.
(laughs)
301
00:11:49,795 --> 00:11:55,765
¶ (rock music)
302
00:12:00,070 --> 00:12:01,203
(together)
What?
303
00:12:01,205 --> 00:12:02,771
Gaz went to meet him.
304
00:12:02,773 --> 00:12:03,671
(both)
Why?
305
00:12:03,673 --> 00:12:07,307
And he took, like,
one of Vicky's rings,
306
00:12:07,309 --> 00:12:09,075
'cause he's buying
her a ring.
307
00:12:09,077 --> 00:12:11,811
Oh, my God.
308
00:12:11,813 --> 00:12:17,016
Ricci has gone ring shopping
with Gary.
309
00:12:17,018 --> 00:12:19,985
After she just punched him
in the face?
310
00:12:19,987 --> 00:12:20,352
Aye.
311
00:12:20,354 --> 00:12:21,686
Are you-- listen,
is this a wind-up?
312
00:12:21,688 --> 00:12:23,287
Is this a joke?
No, no, I swear to God.
313
00:12:23,289 --> 00:12:27,190
No, it was the night before
he was on the boat with us.
314
00:12:27,192 --> 00:12:30,126
And then, obviously, they've
met up, they've made up.
315
00:12:30,128 --> 00:12:32,795
Now, he still is
gonna go through with it.
316
00:12:32,797 --> 00:12:36,131
Is this some sort of fucked-up
joke that went wrong?
317
00:12:36,133 --> 00:12:37,999
I don't know
what the world is coming to.
318
00:12:38,001 --> 00:12:39,367
Do you know when they were
all kicking off,
319
00:12:39,369 --> 00:12:41,435
and we were downstairs,
and he was upstairs,
320
00:12:41,437 --> 00:12:43,036
he was saying
that he loves her to bits,
321
00:12:43,038 --> 00:12:45,338
he wants to spend the rest
of his life with her,
322
00:12:45,340 --> 00:12:47,373
wants to have kids
with her.
323
00:12:47,375 --> 00:12:49,041
They've been together for--
324
00:12:49,043 --> 00:12:50,409
Four or five months.
325
00:12:50,411 --> 00:12:53,044
I just don't think
a sensible, mature person
326
00:12:53,046 --> 00:12:56,113
would get engaged after, like,
four months of being together.
327
00:12:56,115 --> 00:12:58,281
It's a bit weird, isn't it?
Mm-hmm.
328
00:12:58,283 --> 00:13:01,384
¶ (rock music)
329
00:13:04,454 --> 00:13:07,889
(Jay)
With Rebecca, I haven't always
seen eye to eye with her.
330
00:13:07,891 --> 00:13:10,024
I don't think
I've done anything wrong.
331
00:13:10,026 --> 00:13:12,259
I've not really asked
about saying sorry,
332
00:13:12,261 --> 00:13:15,895
but I'll do it so there's
no kickoffs and stuff like that
333
00:13:15,897 --> 00:13:18,497
to make Chloe basically
feel uncomfortable.
334
00:13:18,499 --> 00:13:19,764
(Holly)
Mexico!
335
00:13:19,766 --> 00:13:21,799
(Jay)
Becca!
Yeah?
336
00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:22,466
Come out here.
337
00:13:22,468 --> 00:13:24,334
For fuck's sake, man,
fuck off.
338
00:13:24,336 --> 00:13:25,902
What does he want us to do?
339
00:13:25,904 --> 00:13:28,337
What I'm saying is
just, like-- just chill out
340
00:13:28,339 --> 00:13:31,173
and have a good few days,
do you know what I mean?
341
00:13:31,175 --> 00:13:33,775
It's the last fucking time
in Mexico.
342
00:13:33,777 --> 00:13:36,811
I know.
It's pointless
everyone arguing.
343
00:13:36,813 --> 00:13:39,947
It just spoils
everyone else's time.
Yeah.
344
00:13:39,949 --> 00:13:40,814
He's apologizing,
345
00:13:40,816 --> 00:13:44,784
and he wants to clear the air
before Chloe comes.
346
00:13:44,786 --> 00:13:45,518
Thank God.
347
00:13:45,520 --> 00:13:47,419
I don't want to feel awkward
when she comes.
348
00:13:47,421 --> 00:13:48,453
I want to enjoy ourselves.
349
00:13:48,455 --> 00:13:50,221
I want yous to have a nice
few days together
350
00:13:50,223 --> 00:13:52,223
'cause you've missed her,
and that-- that's nice.
351
00:13:52,225 --> 00:13:53,123
Do you know what it is?
352
00:13:53,125 --> 00:13:56,059
It would never
have been awkward anyway.
353
00:13:56,061 --> 00:13:57,026
Seriously, it wouldn't have.
354
00:13:57,028 --> 00:14:00,029
She's not coming here
to be awkward.
355
00:14:00,031 --> 00:14:01,363
I'm glad that Jay
has had the balls
356
00:14:01,365 --> 00:14:03,398
to come in,
and speak to us about it,
357
00:14:03,400 --> 00:14:05,466
and just forget about everything
that's been said.
358
00:14:05,468 --> 00:14:08,101
I feel like a weight's
been lifted off me shoulders.
359
00:14:08,103 --> 00:14:09,802
I don't want--
I don't want her to think
360
00:14:09,804 --> 00:14:13,238
that we've been arguing,
but she hasn't been here.
361
00:14:13,240 --> 00:14:16,040
¶
362
00:14:16,042 --> 00:14:16,940
(Gaz)
Oh, bop, bop, hey!
363
00:14:16,942 --> 00:14:20,310
(Rebecca)
There's the best man!
There's the best man.
364
00:14:20,312 --> 00:14:21,577
(James)
What's the craic?
365
00:14:21,579 --> 00:14:24,313
Gary's home, and I'm still
not talking to him.
366
00:14:24,315 --> 00:14:26,882
So at the minute, I don't
care what he's got to say.
367
00:14:26,884 --> 00:14:29,551
I don't care about the ring,
I don't care about Gary,
368
00:14:29,553 --> 00:14:31,419
so Gary
can go and do one.
369
00:14:31,421 --> 00:14:33,587
(James)
Did you get the ring or not?
What?
370
00:14:33,589 --> 00:14:35,055
Did you get a ring?
Aye.
371
00:14:35,057 --> 00:14:38,525
I can't think
of anything fucking worse
372
00:14:38,527 --> 00:14:40,560
than marrying Vicky.
373
00:14:40,562 --> 00:14:42,228
I just said, "Mate, like"--
374
00:14:42,230 --> 00:14:43,896
I said, like, "You've hardly
known her or whatever."
375
00:14:43,898 --> 00:14:46,331
I was, like, "You've done this,
she just fucking hit you."
376
00:14:46,333 --> 00:14:50,301
The thought of being Ricci
and Vicky's bridesmaid,
377
00:14:50,303 --> 00:14:52,403
I'd rather shit
in me hand and clap.
378
00:14:52,405 --> 00:14:54,571
Mate, you need
to make sure.
379
00:14:54,573 --> 00:14:57,974
I went, "It's a massive,
massive decision."
380
00:14:57,976 --> 00:15:01,310
I'm actually quite worried
about this situation now.
381
00:15:01,312 --> 00:15:04,246
I mean, I suppose
there's always divorce.
382
00:15:04,248 --> 00:15:06,081
She'll look like a laughingstock
when she says yes
383
00:15:06,083 --> 00:15:08,483
'cause this is a mockery,
this is a joke.
384
00:15:08,485 --> 00:15:12,587
This whole idea
is a massive joke.
385
00:15:12,589 --> 00:15:19,093
¶
386
00:15:23,932 --> 00:15:25,832
(Holly)
Whoa now.
387
00:15:25,834 --> 00:15:27,967
It's weird, isn't it?
388
00:15:34,074 --> 00:15:37,109
Oh, my God,
it's a cursed room.
389
00:15:37,111 --> 00:15:39,144
Let's get out of it.
390
00:15:40,246 --> 00:15:42,914
Vicky and Ricci
have been chucked out,
391
00:15:42,916 --> 00:15:44,115
but it doesn't feel
real yet
392
00:15:44,117 --> 00:15:46,617
'cause we haven't
said our good-byes.
393
00:15:47,986 --> 00:15:49,920
(chuckles)
394
00:15:51,555 --> 00:15:52,655
I'm gonna move in there.
395
00:15:52,657 --> 00:15:54,289
Chloe's coming today,
396
00:15:54,291 --> 00:15:55,957
which only means one thing--
397
00:15:55,959 --> 00:15:57,191
taking Vicky and Ricci's room,
398
00:15:57,193 --> 00:16:00,427
which is like
a fucking pigsty.
399
00:16:00,429 --> 00:16:03,296
I'm sitting here thinking
I'm the oldest in the house.
400
00:16:03,298 --> 00:16:07,066
I'm not sure if just watching
people being sick,
401
00:16:07,068 --> 00:16:11,003
shitting themselves,
all that kind of thing--
402
00:16:11,005 --> 00:16:13,605
is this really
for me anymore?
403
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:20,878
¶
404
00:16:20,880 --> 00:16:22,579
It's our last day
before Chloe gets here,
405
00:16:22,581 --> 00:16:24,715
so I'm actually pleased
that me and Jay
406
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:28,051
have some lad time
together before his bird comes.
407
00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:30,153
¶
408
00:16:30,155 --> 00:16:31,354
No way, I don't care
what happens.
409
00:16:31,356 --> 00:16:35,124
Chloe comes, I'm not
getting demoted to backseat.
410
00:16:35,126 --> 00:16:36,658
(laughs)
411
00:16:36,660 --> 00:16:38,292
Don't care.
412
00:16:38,294 --> 00:16:42,462
¶ (tense music)
413
00:16:42,464 --> 00:16:45,298
(Vicky)
I've just come back to the house
to collect me things,
414
00:16:45,300 --> 00:16:47,800
see the girls.
and say good-bye.
415
00:16:47,802 --> 00:16:49,468
(door opens)
416
00:16:49,470 --> 00:16:54,473
Aw.
(Charlotte)
Where the hell have you been?
417
00:16:54,475 --> 00:16:55,307
It's Vicky.
418
00:16:55,309 --> 00:16:58,710
Why isn't anyone using
the doorbell anymore?
419
00:16:58,712 --> 00:16:59,544
Come here.
420
00:16:59,546 --> 00:17:00,678
(Vicky)
My idiots.
421
00:17:00,680 --> 00:17:03,080
I'm so nervous--
I'm so looking forward
422
00:17:03,082 --> 00:17:05,282
to seeing the girls,
but at the same time,
423
00:17:05,284 --> 00:17:07,183
the last time I seen them,
it was just awful.
424
00:17:07,185 --> 00:17:09,485
(Vicky)
I've-- I've just came
to see yous
425
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,086
and get me stuff,
do you know what I mean?
426
00:17:11,088 --> 00:17:14,656
The fact that she's actually
come back to collect her things
427
00:17:14,658 --> 00:17:16,190
kind of makes it
a little bit more real
428
00:17:16,192 --> 00:17:19,226
that I don't think they're
gonna be coming back.
429
00:17:19,228 --> 00:17:21,328
Have you spoke to Ricci?
Yes.
430
00:17:21,330 --> 00:17:22,595
(Rebecca)
Are yous all right?
431
00:17:22,597 --> 00:17:24,763
We're all right
now, actually, um--
432
00:17:24,765 --> 00:17:26,498
You sorted things out?
Yeah.
433
00:17:26,500 --> 00:17:28,633
It took-- well, it's--
it's ta--
434
00:17:28,635 --> 00:17:29,700
we're sorting things out.
435
00:17:29,702 --> 00:17:33,103
It was only a little argument
that escalated.
436
00:17:33,105 --> 00:17:35,338
Look at her.
It was crazy.
437
00:17:35,340 --> 00:17:36,138
Do you know what?
438
00:17:36,140 --> 00:17:37,572
It wasn't a little argument
at all, it was huge.
439
00:17:37,574 --> 00:17:41,342
You are a nasty fucking prick
with a bad attitude.
440
00:17:41,344 --> 00:17:42,509
(slap!)
441
00:17:42,511 --> 00:17:43,710
I was so glad
to finally see him.
442
00:17:43,712 --> 00:17:45,578
After all that, I was just
crying and being, like,
443
00:17:45,580 --> 00:17:47,780
"I love you, I'm so sorry,
I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry."
444
00:17:47,782 --> 00:17:49,681
But there's no chance
he's getting away with it,
445
00:17:49,683 --> 00:17:51,549
and there's no chance
this is how me life's
446
00:17:51,551 --> 00:17:53,551
gonna be from now on.
447
00:17:53,553 --> 00:17:54,351
It snuck up on us.
448
00:17:54,353 --> 00:17:56,820
It snuck up on us
that I was changing myself.
449
00:17:56,822 --> 00:18:01,057
In the back of me mind, all
I can think about is, "Fuck!
450
00:18:01,059 --> 00:18:02,425
"Ricci's gonna propose.
451
00:18:02,427 --> 00:18:03,726
"I know, she doesn't know.
452
00:18:03,728 --> 00:18:05,527
Do not slip up."
453
00:18:05,529 --> 00:18:08,796
And to be honest, I'm glad
that you did what you did.
454
00:18:08,798 --> 00:18:13,167
I would have smacked Gary
in the face well before this.
455
00:18:13,169 --> 00:18:14,201
Now, I'm standing there,
456
00:18:14,203 --> 00:18:16,136
knowing that he's gonna
propose to her.
457
00:18:16,138 --> 00:18:17,570
And in the back of me head,
I'm thinking,
458
00:18:17,572 --> 00:18:19,705
"This isn't the right time."
459
00:18:19,707 --> 00:18:21,106
(Rebecca)
Now, Vicky's going.
460
00:18:21,108 --> 00:18:23,341
It's, like, everyone's
dropping like flies.
461
00:18:23,343 --> 00:18:24,842
(Vicky)
I can't let you go, man.
462
00:18:24,844 --> 00:18:26,176
I'm so, so sorry.
463
00:18:26,178 --> 00:18:27,277
I didn't want it
to come to this.
464
00:18:27,279 --> 00:18:30,580
(Vicky)
I'm just filled
with a proper sense of relief.
465
00:18:30,582 --> 00:18:32,882
I love them all so much,
and I'm so sorry
466
00:18:32,884 --> 00:18:34,550
about how I left
on the last night,
467
00:18:34,552 --> 00:18:39,187
and I'm just glad to finally
see them again.
468
00:18:39,189 --> 00:18:40,721
(chatter)
469
00:18:40,723 --> 00:18:42,723
¶
470
00:18:42,725 --> 00:18:43,657
I need to leave Cancun.
471
00:18:43,659 --> 00:18:45,625
It's time to go back
to Newcastle.
472
00:18:45,627 --> 00:18:47,627
Bye, Vicky!
473
00:18:47,629 --> 00:18:51,697
¶ (rock music)
474
00:18:51,699 --> 00:18:52,831
(man)
Hey, guys, how are you?
475
00:18:52,833 --> 00:18:55,233
(Gaz)
I thought it'd be nice
'cause it's Jay's last day
476
00:18:55,235 --> 00:18:56,867
with the lads tomorrow
before Chloe gets here.
477
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:58,168
So I asked the boss,
"Come on,
478
00:18:58,170 --> 00:19:01,404
let's just go Jet Skiing
all day, fuck work off."
479
00:19:01,406 --> 00:19:07,610
¶
480
00:19:10,213 --> 00:19:11,246
This is what
it's all about--
481
00:19:11,248 --> 00:19:14,716
me, me best mate,
and just loving life.
482
00:19:16,618 --> 00:19:19,319
(Jay)
I'm buzzing, though,
like, with Chloe coming out,
483
00:19:19,321 --> 00:19:20,219
do you know what I mean?
484
00:19:20,221 --> 00:19:23,121
'Cause, that's, like, one of
the things that's kept us here.
485
00:19:23,123 --> 00:19:24,322
But at the same time,
this is, like--
486
00:19:24,324 --> 00:19:27,625
this is, like, mine
and your last day kind of thing.
487
00:19:27,627 --> 00:19:30,361
Spring break has been unreal.
488
00:19:30,363 --> 00:19:32,930
We've come out here,
we got smashed through the day,
489
00:19:32,932 --> 00:19:34,665
smashed on the night.
490
00:19:34,667 --> 00:19:38,669
We've been on Jet Skis,
yachts, speedboats.
491
00:19:38,671 --> 00:19:41,738
We actually couldn't
have wished for anything more.
492
00:19:41,740 --> 00:19:43,339
It's been, like,
a fucking dream.
493
00:19:43,341 --> 00:19:44,606
I've been, like, going
to Newcastle,
494
00:19:44,608 --> 00:19:47,175
and then to muggle off,
just being free and single,
495
00:19:47,177 --> 00:19:51,145
to coming out here for weeks
in a relationship,
496
00:19:51,147 --> 00:19:53,547
and then Chloe's
coming out as well.
497
00:19:53,549 --> 00:19:55,348
It's totally different,
isn't it?
498
00:19:55,350 --> 00:19:57,383
I've had some of
the best experiences
499
00:19:57,385 --> 00:19:59,218
on "Geordie Shore",
and I've made
500
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:02,187
some of the best mates
that I'll never,
501
00:20:02,189 --> 00:20:03,288
ever, ever forget.
502
00:20:03,290 --> 00:20:05,857
I need to meet the girl
that is Team Jay.
503
00:20:05,859 --> 00:20:08,726
Fucking got his call,
what you don't know is--
504
00:20:08,728 --> 00:20:11,562
Fucking-- I've already been
ring shopping once.
505
00:20:11,564 --> 00:20:13,297
I cannot go again, man.
(laughs)
506
00:20:13,299 --> 00:20:15,866
Don't be getting that
in your fucking head either
507
00:20:15,868 --> 00:20:16,600
anytime soon.
508
00:20:16,602 --> 00:20:17,801
No, that'll not
be happening soon.
509
00:20:17,803 --> 00:20:18,968
It will happen, though.
What?
510
00:20:18,970 --> 00:20:22,738
I walked into "Geordie Shore"
a free, single lad,
511
00:20:22,740 --> 00:20:24,606
going crazy, going mental,
512
00:20:24,608 --> 00:20:27,542
didn't give a care
in the fucking world.
513
00:20:27,544 --> 00:20:29,677
A year later,
I've grown up.
514
00:20:29,679 --> 00:20:31,278
I've got a different mentality.
515
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:36,583
I've got a lass, and Chloe's
the first person I need to tell.
516
00:20:36,585 --> 00:20:39,919
I'm gonna leave "Geordie Shore"
for good.
517
00:20:41,888 --> 00:20:47,759
¶
518
00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:49,560
(Jay)
I'm buzzing.
519
00:20:49,562 --> 00:20:51,929
I can't get to the airport
quick enough.
520
00:20:51,931 --> 00:20:54,298
I'm anxious,
I'm walking around.
521
00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:56,933
I haven't seen Chloe
for weeks.
522
00:20:56,935 --> 00:21:01,837
¶
523
00:21:01,839 --> 00:21:02,671
Where is she?
524
00:21:02,673 --> 00:21:06,341
I know she's gonna be coming
any minute now.
525
00:21:06,343 --> 00:21:08,276
Oh, my God.
526
00:21:08,278 --> 00:21:09,910
Mm.
527
00:21:09,912 --> 00:21:13,613
(cheering and whistling)
528
00:21:15,616 --> 00:21:16,482
As soon as I see her,
529
00:21:16,484 --> 00:21:19,651
we cannot keep
our hands off each other.
530
00:21:22,421 --> 00:21:27,224
Cuddles, kisses, just saying how
much we've missed each other.
531
00:21:34,999 --> 00:21:36,399
Fucking hell.
532
00:21:36,401 --> 00:21:38,634
It's heavy, isn't it?
533
00:21:38,636 --> 00:21:40,502
Which side
do I wheel on?
534
00:21:40,504 --> 00:21:42,904
You're on this one.
535
00:21:42,906 --> 00:21:44,238
¶
536
00:21:44,240 --> 00:21:46,740
You nervous, Becca?
I'm a little bit nervous.
537
00:21:46,742 --> 00:21:48,508
I mean, like, I don't know.
538
00:21:48,510 --> 00:21:49,876
I just feel a little bit
awkward, but...
539
00:21:49,878 --> 00:21:52,445
She'll be fine.
I think she'll be fine with us.
540
00:21:52,447 --> 00:21:53,045
She'll be fine.
541
00:21:53,047 --> 00:21:55,047
I am actually really nervous.
542
00:21:55,049 --> 00:21:57,249
Me and Jay haven't gotten on
this holiday,
543
00:21:57,251 --> 00:21:59,517
and he's bringing
his girlfriend, yeah?
544
00:21:59,519 --> 00:22:01,018
That is a big thing.
545
00:22:01,020 --> 00:22:02,986
¶
546
00:22:02,988 --> 00:22:06,255
(Jay)
It still hasn't sunk in
that Chloe's actually here.
547
00:22:06,257 --> 00:22:09,258
It's surreal,
it's as if I'm in a dream.
548
00:22:09,260 --> 00:22:11,426
You'll be sound
if you're still,
549
00:22:11,428 --> 00:22:16,330
and then... just sleep tonight.
550
00:22:21,736 --> 00:22:24,571
Four weeks, man.
551
00:22:24,573 --> 00:22:28,708
¶
552
00:22:28,710 --> 00:22:30,910
(Chloe)
Jason, shut the door?
553
00:22:30,912 --> 00:22:33,012
Aye, shut it well.
554
00:22:33,014 --> 00:22:35,581
(Charlotte)
I can't help
but look over at Becca.
555
00:22:35,583 --> 00:22:36,982
She's the most nervous
out of all of us.
556
00:22:36,984 --> 00:22:38,817
She just doesn't want
there to be an atmosphere,
557
00:22:38,819 --> 00:22:40,385
and she doesn't want there
to be a problem.
558
00:22:40,387 --> 00:22:43,454
She really wants
to get on with Chloe as well.
559
00:22:43,456 --> 00:22:45,989
(overlapping greetings)
560
00:22:46,757 --> 00:22:49,291
(Jay)
Everyone, Chloe--
Chloe, Holly.
561
00:22:49,293 --> 00:22:50,959
(overlapping greetings)
562
00:22:50,961 --> 00:22:54,028
(Becca)
Hi, Chloe, nice to meet you.
Hi, sweetheart.
563
00:22:54,030 --> 00:22:55,596
Thank God for that.
564
00:22:55,598 --> 00:22:57,064
Chloe and Becca
have embraced,
565
00:22:57,066 --> 00:22:59,766
and there's
no atmosphere whatsoever.
566
00:22:59,768 --> 00:23:01,567
Chloe and James.
567
00:23:01,569 --> 00:23:04,002
Hiya-- do I look all right?
568
00:23:04,004 --> 00:23:06,704
(James)
Jay looks so happy now
that Chloe's come.
569
00:23:06,706 --> 00:23:09,606
I'm absolutely
buzzing for the kid.
570
00:23:14,078 --> 00:23:16,012
He's been waiting for her
to come all holiday.
571
00:23:16,014 --> 00:23:19,949
She's finally here,
I've never seen him this happy.
572
00:23:20,317 --> 00:23:23,319
It's decent in there?
It's really smart, I love it.
573
00:23:23,321 --> 00:23:24,920
That picture's
a bit weird-like.
574
00:23:24,922 --> 00:23:26,554
Oh, this one.
Beady eyes?
575
00:23:26,556 --> 00:23:28,088
Freaky pictures, like...
576
00:23:28,090 --> 00:23:29,022
It's absolutely beautiful.
577
00:23:29,024 --> 00:23:31,424
This place is,
like, unbelievable.
578
00:23:31,426 --> 00:23:32,124
Everyone's been sound.
579
00:23:32,126 --> 00:23:34,759
I actually couldn't have wished
for anything more.
580
00:23:34,761 --> 00:23:35,726
(Becca)
To the happy couple.
581
00:23:35,728 --> 00:23:38,862
To the seven of us.
(all)
To the seven of us.
582
00:23:38,864 --> 00:23:39,729
(James)
Boom!
583
00:23:39,731 --> 00:23:40,863
Because Chloe's just arrived,
584
00:23:40,865 --> 00:23:43,131
Jay want to spend as much time
with her as he can,
585
00:23:43,133 --> 00:23:44,565
so he's taking
her out for a meal,
586
00:23:44,567 --> 00:23:46,333
and we're all
gonna stay in.
587
00:23:46,335 --> 00:23:48,768
Where are we going
for this meal then?
588
00:23:48,770 --> 00:23:49,869
Just popping out
over here.
589
00:23:49,871 --> 00:23:52,071
Me and Chloe decided to go
for a nice meal,
590
00:23:52,073 --> 00:23:55,674
but I'm certainly not gonna
be asking her to marry us.
591
00:23:55,676 --> 00:23:56,941
Not yet.
592
00:23:57,842 --> 00:24:02,345
¶ (down-tempo music)
593
00:24:02,347 --> 00:24:04,613
(Vicky)
Although I still love Ricci,
I still love myself,
594
00:24:04,615 --> 00:24:07,482
and I still love what
I was before I was with him.
595
00:24:07,484 --> 00:24:10,785
I'm still frustrated,
nothing's changed.
596
00:24:11,153 --> 00:24:12,853
Me and Vicky are
gonna go for a meal
597
00:24:12,855 --> 00:24:14,354
and get everything off
our chests,
598
00:24:14,356 --> 00:24:15,955
and hopefully
get everything sorted.
599
00:24:15,957 --> 00:24:17,456
Getting through this experience
with Vicky
600
00:24:17,458 --> 00:24:19,691
has made me realize
that I definitely
601
00:24:19,693 --> 00:24:21,025
want to spend the rest
of my life with her,
602
00:24:21,027 --> 00:24:24,428
that I definitely want
to make her my fiancé.
603
00:24:25,797 --> 00:24:29,566
¶
604
00:24:29,568 --> 00:24:33,070
(Charlotte)
There's still a big divide
in the house.
605
00:24:33,072 --> 00:24:34,571
It's obviously a bit awkward
606
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:36,472
because I'm still
not talking to Gary.
607
00:24:36,474 --> 00:24:37,940
(Gaz)
I hate when everyone's
not speaking.
608
00:24:37,942 --> 00:24:40,075
More importantly, me and
Charlotte are not speaking.
609
00:24:40,077 --> 00:24:41,643
We want to make Chloe
feel welcome.
610
00:24:41,645 --> 00:24:44,078
She's joining us,
she's coming to our house.
611
00:24:44,080 --> 00:24:46,246
In Mexico, I've heard
that they go to houses,
612
00:24:46,248 --> 00:24:47,680
and bless them, and stuff,
and get rid
613
00:24:47,682 --> 00:24:50,082
of all the bad energy,
and all the bad spirits
614
00:24:50,084 --> 00:24:52,084
and stuff like that,
and they're called "shamans".
615
00:24:52,086 --> 00:24:55,887
So fuck it, I'm getting one
around, it's worth a try.
616
00:24:59,224 --> 00:25:00,224
Open the door, and I'm, like,
617
00:25:00,226 --> 00:25:01,992
"What have I let myself
in for here?"
618
00:25:01,994 --> 00:25:04,928
This is gonna be
an interesting night.
619
00:25:04,930 --> 00:25:06,763
What the hell is this?
620
00:25:06,765 --> 00:25:08,998
It's creepy,
I don't like it.
621
00:25:09,000 --> 00:25:12,001
Literally, I feel like I'm gonna
have an asthma attack.
622
00:25:12,003 --> 00:25:13,602
It stinks.
623
00:25:13,604 --> 00:25:14,536
(Charlotte)
What?
624
00:25:14,538 --> 00:25:18,606
Who are these people
wearing white robes,
625
00:25:18,608 --> 00:25:19,773
flowers around their neck,
626
00:25:19,775 --> 00:25:23,076
and blowing
through gigantic shells?
627
00:25:23,078 --> 00:25:24,710
¶ (shell blowing)
628
00:25:24,712 --> 00:25:26,945
Touch their hearts...
629
00:25:28,147 --> 00:25:30,681
and fill them with peace.
630
00:25:32,784 --> 00:25:35,051
(Charlotte)
Whenever I try
to hate him,
631
00:25:35,053 --> 00:25:39,989
Gary always does something
to make us smile again.
632
00:25:41,758 --> 00:25:43,024
Ugh.
633
00:25:43,026 --> 00:25:44,258
This is a drink.
Drink?
634
00:25:44,260 --> 00:25:47,194
(speaking Spanish)
That comes from a tree.
635
00:25:47,196 --> 00:25:53,300
(Holly)
This woman's pouring us out
this horrible-looking shot.
636
00:25:53,302 --> 00:25:57,304
And I'm, like,
"What the fuck's that?"
637
00:26:00,574 --> 00:26:04,310
(James)
Fuck jăger bombs,
it's all about tree sap.
638
00:26:04,312 --> 00:26:06,912
It actually
starts getting quite good.
639
00:26:06,914 --> 00:26:08,280
We're all feeling much better.
640
00:26:08,282 --> 00:26:10,915
I think there's definitely
something in that smoke.
641
00:26:10,917 --> 00:26:13,350
(overlapping chatter)
642
00:26:13,352 --> 00:26:16,753
(Gaz)
The shaman's done better
than I ever expected.
643
00:26:16,755 --> 00:26:18,154
Me and Charlotte
are friends again.
644
00:26:18,156 --> 00:26:21,157
The girl-boy divide is
nowhere to be seen.
645
00:26:21,159 --> 00:26:25,594
(laughter)
646
00:26:25,596 --> 00:26:26,828
¶
647
00:26:26,830 --> 00:26:28,162
(Holly)
So what are
you gonna do now?
648
00:26:28,164 --> 00:26:30,697
You, like, sad now
that there's no more physio?
649
00:26:30,699 --> 00:26:32,131
Um, I'm just
gonna rest like this.
650
00:26:32,133 --> 00:26:33,966
This cushion does just
as good of a job.
651
00:26:33,968 --> 00:26:38,637
(James)
I know for a fact she's the one
that's missing it, not me.
652
00:26:38,639 --> 00:26:40,271
Who nursed you
back to health?
653
00:26:40,273 --> 00:26:42,840
You did, did a fucking
kind of good job on it.
654
00:26:42,842 --> 00:26:44,675
I did an amazing job.
655
00:26:44,677 --> 00:26:47,077
And now, you're just gonna
have to suffer in pain.
656
00:26:47,079 --> 00:26:49,712
It's fine,
it's not hurting that much.
657
00:26:49,714 --> 00:26:50,713
I can deal with it.
658
00:26:50,715 --> 00:26:53,816
He's telling me that
his leg's feeling a bit bad.
659
00:26:53,818 --> 00:26:56,151
And I'm thinking,
"Well, James,
660
00:26:56,153 --> 00:26:58,620
"maybe you just haven't
had enough physio.
661
00:26:58,622 --> 00:27:00,088
"Maybe you need
to take a lie down
662
00:27:00,090 --> 00:27:01,656
and let Nurse Holly
deal with it."
663
00:27:01,658 --> 00:27:05,359
Maybe you should stay
in tonight and rest it.
664
00:27:05,361 --> 00:27:07,994
Fuck off,
I want to go out.
665
00:27:07,996 --> 00:27:09,929
Well, if it's not
doing any good.
666
00:27:09,931 --> 00:27:11,063
(James)
Holly doesn't seem happy.
667
00:27:11,065 --> 00:27:14,032
I put a stop on all the physio
sessions for a while.
668
00:27:14,034 --> 00:27:15,600
Me leg was
starting to feel better.
669
00:27:15,602 --> 00:27:17,301
But tonight, it's starting
to hurt a bit,
670
00:27:17,303 --> 00:27:20,804
so I think I might have to book
myself another appointment.
671
00:27:20,806 --> 00:27:23,973
I mean, health comes first.
672
00:27:27,677 --> 00:27:28,877
¶
673
00:27:28,879 --> 00:27:32,380
(Chloe)
Oh, it looks lush in here,
doesn't it?
674
00:27:32,382 --> 00:27:34,048
Looks really nice.
675
00:27:34,050 --> 00:27:35,349
Seafood, though.
676
00:27:35,351 --> 00:27:38,952
You-- I like seafood,
I love it.
677
00:27:39,353 --> 00:27:42,154
(Jay)
I honestly can't wait
to get back home.
678
00:27:42,156 --> 00:27:43,788
But do you know
what I'm gonna do?
679
00:27:43,790 --> 00:27:47,324
I honestly think we should
just, like, move in.
680
00:27:47,326 --> 00:27:49,192
Get my own
little pad, aye?
681
00:27:49,194 --> 00:27:50,359
I've took Chloe out
for a meal,
682
00:27:50,361 --> 00:27:53,161
and there's one main thing
that I want to tell her.
683
00:27:53,163 --> 00:27:54,328
She doesn't know yet.
684
00:27:54,330 --> 00:27:55,262
I think she'll be shocked,
685
00:27:55,264 --> 00:27:58,031
but she's the first person
I need to tell.
686
00:27:58,033 --> 00:28:01,701
I'm basically telling her that
I'm gonna leave "Geordie Shore".
687
00:28:01,703 --> 00:28:02,835
Don't say anything
to anyone.
688
00:28:02,837 --> 00:28:06,138
I don't want to tell
everyone that, like,
689
00:28:06,140 --> 00:28:08,240
it's gonna be
my last night.
690
00:28:08,242 --> 00:28:11,843
Really?
And I don't mean in Cancun,
I mean on "Geordie Shore".
691
00:28:11,845 --> 00:28:15,279
Honestly, like,
I'm not gonna come back.
692
00:28:17,282 --> 00:28:20,017
Really?
(mutters)
693
00:28:21,219 --> 00:28:23,086
Really, Jason?
Mm-hmm.
694
00:28:23,088 --> 00:28:26,189
Telling Chloe that I'm gonna
leave "Geordie Shore"
695
00:28:26,191 --> 00:28:28,191
made me think
about it even more,
696
00:28:28,193 --> 00:28:30,426
and it did start
to sink in.
697
00:28:30,428 --> 00:28:32,127
You get a reaction
from people,
698
00:28:32,129 --> 00:28:34,095
and I got a massive
reaction from Chloe.
699
00:28:34,097 --> 00:28:36,931
She was shocked but at
the same time supportive,
700
00:28:36,933 --> 00:28:38,766
but she didn't want
other people to think
701
00:28:38,768 --> 00:28:40,834
that I was only
leaving because of her.
702
00:28:40,836 --> 00:28:43,069
And I just know in,
like, six months time,
703
00:28:43,071 --> 00:28:45,471
I know
where we're gonna be.
704
00:28:45,473 --> 00:28:47,339
I'm gonna start crying.
705
00:28:47,341 --> 00:28:49,808
Gonna start crying?
(laughs)
706
00:28:49,810 --> 00:28:52,877
Chloe's first night in Cancun
couldn't have went better.
707
00:28:52,879 --> 00:28:55,412
We went for a nice meal,
caught up loads.
708
00:28:55,414 --> 00:28:58,314
We're taking our relationship
to the next level.
709
00:28:58,316 --> 00:29:01,183
At this moment in time,
I couldn't be happier.
710
00:29:01,185 --> 00:29:04,085
I love you.
I love you too.
711
00:29:06,221 --> 00:29:08,789
Well, don't give us
a kiss then.
712
00:29:13,161 --> 00:29:17,297
¶
713
00:29:17,299 --> 00:29:21,734
(Charlotte)
So first, Gary has
brought weird witches
714
00:29:21,736 --> 00:29:24,236
into the house
and got us on his side.
715
00:29:24,238 --> 00:29:27,772
And now, he's telling us he's
taking us to a crocodile farm.
716
00:29:27,774 --> 00:29:31,108
He's doing all the things
that he knows I love.
717
00:29:31,110 --> 00:29:32,175
¶
718
00:29:32,177 --> 00:29:34,510
I want to take her somewhere
and cheer her up.
719
00:29:34,512 --> 00:29:37,312
I know how much
she loves animals.
720
00:29:39,181 --> 00:29:41,215
(Gaz)
Get off us!
721
00:29:42,817 --> 00:29:43,817
La!
Oh!
722
00:29:43,819 --> 00:29:45,885
(both laugh)
723
00:29:46,086 --> 00:29:49,354
(Charlotte)
Do you want to hold me hand
so that you'll feel safe?
724
00:29:49,356 --> 00:29:51,055
Stop trying
to hold me hand.
725
00:29:51,057 --> 00:29:52,523
I just love you.
726
00:29:52,525 --> 00:29:53,724
(laughs) I don't!
727
00:29:53,726 --> 00:29:55,826
I didn't mean
to say that.
728
00:29:55,828 --> 00:29:57,527
I actually
didn't really say that.
729
00:29:57,529 --> 00:29:58,361
Wrong place, wrong time.
730
00:29:58,363 --> 00:30:01,731
I know.
We're surrounded by crocodiles.
731
00:30:01,733 --> 00:30:03,299
Oh, my God!
732
00:30:03,301 --> 00:30:05,334
I can't believe
I've just said that.
733
00:30:05,336 --> 00:30:06,535
This is
the best date ever.
734
00:30:06,537 --> 00:30:08,537
It's not a fucking date.
It is a date.
735
00:30:08,539 --> 00:30:09,137
It's not.
736
00:30:09,139 --> 00:30:11,139
I like Gary
on a new level now.
737
00:30:11,141 --> 00:30:13,307
This is the most
I've liked him ever.
738
00:30:13,309 --> 00:30:14,441
And then,
we kiss at the end.
739
00:30:14,443 --> 00:30:16,843
No, we don't!
Oh, we could kiss now
if you want.
740
00:30:16,845 --> 00:30:18,444
No, no, no, no.
741
00:30:18,446 --> 00:30:20,312
No, no, no,
get off us, man.
742
00:30:20,314 --> 00:30:21,546
No more teasing over Gary.
743
00:30:21,548 --> 00:30:23,814
He's given us
a really nice day out.
744
00:30:23,816 --> 00:30:25,081
We're not gonna argue anymore.
745
00:30:25,083 --> 00:30:26,515
He's not gonna be
a dickhead.
746
00:30:26,517 --> 00:30:28,116
He's gonna be
really nice to us,
747
00:30:28,118 --> 00:30:30,885
and I'm still gonna
try and bang him.
748
00:30:30,887 --> 00:30:32,553
It's not a fucking date.
749
00:30:32,555 --> 00:30:34,354
Keep that in your head.
750
00:30:34,356 --> 00:30:35,822
¶
751
00:30:35,824 --> 00:30:41,928
(Holly)
Jay wants to take us on another
one of his stupid excursions.
752
00:30:42,462 --> 00:30:43,328
They've all gone out.
753
00:30:43,330 --> 00:30:45,563
Thank fuck Nurse Holly's
went out as well
754
00:30:45,565 --> 00:30:49,066
'cause otherwise,
she would just try and bang us.
755
00:30:49,068 --> 00:30:54,438
¶
756
00:30:56,841 --> 00:30:58,474
There you are, guys--
these are your helmets.
757
00:30:58,476 --> 00:30:59,808
Let's explain to you
how to use them.
758
00:30:59,810 --> 00:31:01,209
(Holly)
Jay is like the dad
who takes you
759
00:31:01,211 --> 00:31:04,412
on these day trips
that you never, ever like.
760
00:31:04,414 --> 00:31:05,513
They're shit.
761
00:31:05,515 --> 00:31:11,352
¶ (rock music)
762
00:31:11,354 --> 00:31:12,286
(Jay)
I fucked up.
763
00:31:12,288 --> 00:31:14,254
Why the fuck
have I brought Chloe
764
00:31:14,256 --> 00:31:16,422
to this cave
on our first day?
765
00:31:16,424 --> 00:31:17,256
This pool is yours.
766
00:31:17,258 --> 00:31:21,293
You can just jump,
and swim, and enjoy, okay?
767
00:31:22,962 --> 00:31:25,196
What a load
of fucking bollocks.
768
00:31:25,198 --> 00:31:27,998
He has me walking
through a cave,
769
00:31:28,000 --> 00:31:30,066
swimming in a fucking puddle.
770
00:31:30,068 --> 00:31:32,168
It's not
my idea of fun.
771
00:31:32,170 --> 00:31:35,070
Photosynthesis-- I feel
as if I'm in a history lesson
772
00:31:35,072 --> 00:31:37,338
one minute, a fucking
science lesson the next.
773
00:31:37,340 --> 00:31:39,606
I can't believe I've brought
the love of me life
774
00:31:39,608 --> 00:31:41,341
to an underground shithole.
775
00:31:41,343 --> 00:31:44,010
After all, all we want to do
is get pissed,
776
00:31:44,012 --> 00:31:45,811
top off our tans,
and have a good time.
777
00:31:45,813 --> 00:31:48,547
Do you know what it was as well?
Yous thought it was
gonna be shit.
778
00:31:48,549 --> 00:31:49,581
I thought
it was gonna be mint.
779
00:31:49,583 --> 00:31:52,584
Yous thought it was good, and I
actually thought it was shit.
780
00:31:52,586 --> 00:31:54,152
I think it was
more of a girly activity.
781
00:31:54,154 --> 00:31:56,621
Do you think?
(Chloe)
Got to appreciate it.
782
00:31:56,623 --> 00:31:58,556
It's been a weird
fucking day for me.
783
00:31:58,558 --> 00:32:00,057
I have absolutely
fucking hated it,
784
00:32:00,059 --> 00:32:02,325
but Chloe's had some bonding
time with the lasses,
785
00:32:02,327 --> 00:32:05,261
so maybe it's
not so bad after all.
786
00:32:05,263 --> 00:32:11,834
¶ (upbeat music)
787
00:32:15,471 --> 00:32:18,272
(Jay)
At the minute, everyone's
buzzing in the house.
788
00:32:18,274 --> 00:32:20,474
Chloe's came,
the shamans got rid
789
00:32:20,476 --> 00:32:21,341
of all our bad energy.
790
00:32:21,343 --> 00:32:22,875
We're having
a little house party,
791
00:32:22,877 --> 00:32:25,210
and life is good again
in the house.
792
00:32:25,212 --> 00:32:27,512
(Gaz)
Oh! Naked!
793
00:32:27,514 --> 00:32:28,312
(all)
Ahh!
794
00:32:28,314 --> 00:32:30,147
(Charlotte)
Now, we're gonna play Twister,
795
00:32:30,149 --> 00:32:33,617
but we're not playing
any old, normal Twister.
796
00:32:33,619 --> 00:32:35,652
We are mixing
the Twister up.
797
00:32:35,654 --> 00:32:38,554
We're doing a Twister
Geordie-style--
798
00:32:38,556 --> 00:32:41,157
Tash-on Twister.
799
00:32:41,159 --> 00:32:43,159
Oh, oh--
Oh.
800
00:32:43,161 --> 00:32:43,959
(all)
Oh!
801
00:32:43,961 --> 00:32:46,261
I think
we've possibly invented
802
00:32:46,263 --> 00:32:49,430
the next generation
of amazing games.
803
00:32:49,432 --> 00:32:52,099
(all)
Oh!
804
00:32:54,035 --> 00:32:56,403
We've got shots,
we've got dares.
805
00:32:56,405 --> 00:32:58,438
This is gonna be
fucking mint.
806
00:32:58,440 --> 00:33:02,508
I dare Gary...
807
00:33:02,510 --> 00:33:06,678
to pretend to be Charlotte's
boyfriend in the pool
808
00:33:06,680 --> 00:33:08,346
like yous normally do.
809
00:33:08,348 --> 00:33:10,014
Fucking hell,
I think them shaman
810
00:33:10,016 --> 00:33:12,116
have put something
in that tree sap, mind.
811
00:33:12,118 --> 00:33:14,118
(Gaz)
I feel
a bit sick already.
812
00:33:14,120 --> 00:33:18,188
Gary, I'm so paranoid
about you going out at night.
813
00:33:18,190 --> 00:33:18,788
Why?
814
00:33:18,790 --> 00:33:20,489
I just still
don't trust you.
815
00:33:20,491 --> 00:33:22,524
Look, I wouldn't
be with you, right?
816
00:33:22,526 --> 00:33:26,494
I mean, I love you to bits,
I'm your boyfriend.
817
00:33:28,997 --> 00:33:30,464
(laughter)
818
00:33:30,466 --> 00:33:36,036
Me and Gary being a couple
is just kind of awkward,
819
00:33:36,038 --> 00:33:38,238
but I kind
of like it as well.
820
00:33:38,240 --> 00:33:39,138
(laughs)
821
00:33:39,140 --> 00:33:41,507
(chatter)
822
00:33:42,675 --> 00:33:44,642
Right now,
Gary is trying it on
823
00:33:44,644 --> 00:33:46,477
with us underneath the water.
824
00:33:46,479 --> 00:33:47,311
He's touching me fanny,
825
00:33:47,313 --> 00:33:51,348
and not just with his hands--
with his toes as well.
826
00:33:51,350 --> 00:33:56,119
(Gaz)
I dare you
to lick tequila...
827
00:33:56,121 --> 00:33:57,653
off Holly's tits.
828
00:33:57,655 --> 00:34:00,155
Is this-- is this--
is this a dare?
829
00:34:00,157 --> 00:34:00,822
Yes.
It's a dare.
830
00:34:00,824 --> 00:34:04,058
Me and James get along,
like, so well,
831
00:34:04,060 --> 00:34:07,628
like, really,
really, really well.
832
00:34:07,630 --> 00:34:09,363
(laughter)
833
00:34:09,365 --> 00:34:10,397
(Charlotte)
That was horny!
834
00:34:10,399 --> 00:34:13,566
Everyone's getting involved
in Tash-on Twister.
835
00:34:13,568 --> 00:34:15,601
We've got
me and Gary flirting.
836
00:34:15,603 --> 00:34:18,270
We've got Holly and James
obviously flirting.
837
00:34:18,272 --> 00:34:22,607
And then,
we've got Becca, just, um...
838
00:34:22,609 --> 00:34:23,474
just drinking?
839
00:34:23,476 --> 00:34:26,443
(James)
Down it, down it,
down it!
840
00:34:26,445 --> 00:34:29,045
Yay!
Yay!
841
00:34:29,047 --> 00:34:30,546
¶
842
00:34:30,548 --> 00:34:32,347
Tequila, then dare--
where's tequila?
843
00:34:32,349 --> 00:34:36,050
Tequila, tequila-- too much
tequila, too much tequila.
844
00:34:36,052 --> 00:34:36,717
Just look at that shit.
845
00:34:36,719 --> 00:34:38,518
So Gaz spins it--
it lands on "dare".
846
00:34:38,520 --> 00:34:41,487
I've got a fucking mint one
for him and Charlotte.
847
00:34:41,489 --> 00:34:44,089
He's gotta be Vicky,
she's gotta be Ricci,
848
00:34:44,091 --> 00:34:46,291
and they've gotta act out
the proposal.
849
00:34:46,293 --> 00:34:48,826
(speaking gibberish)
850
00:34:50,361 --> 00:34:52,528
(speaking gibberish)
851
00:34:52,530 --> 00:34:53,529
Engagement box off.
852
00:34:53,531 --> 00:34:54,429
(speaking gibberish)
853
00:34:54,431 --> 00:34:57,198
Will you marry--
(speaking gibberish)
854
00:34:57,200 --> 00:34:59,767
(imitating Vicky)
Yeah, Ricci.
855
00:34:59,769 --> 00:35:00,734
Box off.
856
00:35:00,736 --> 00:35:03,803
(laughter)
857
00:35:03,805 --> 00:35:05,137
(Rebecca)
It's a fucking mint.
858
00:35:05,139 --> 00:35:06,838
It's probably better
than the real thing.
859
00:35:06,840 --> 00:35:08,840
I wish Charlotte and Gary
would get engaged.
860
00:35:08,842 --> 00:35:10,675
Fucking Hell,
that would be good.
861
00:35:10,677 --> 00:35:13,077
Ricci, I love you,
but what are you saying?
862
00:35:13,079 --> 00:35:16,246
(speaking gibberish)
863
00:35:16,248 --> 00:35:17,714
(laughter)
864
00:35:17,716 --> 00:35:20,349
We're all laughing
and having a joke about it,
865
00:35:20,351 --> 00:35:22,384
and we don't think like
we're doing anything wrong
866
00:35:22,386 --> 00:35:26,187
because the whole proposal
thing doesn't seem real.
867
00:35:26,189 --> 00:35:26,854
It still hasn't sank in.
868
00:35:26,856 --> 00:35:29,489
I don't actually think
it's gonna happen.
869
00:35:29,491 --> 00:35:32,859
One, two... three.
870
00:35:32,861 --> 00:35:33,826
(muttering)
871
00:35:33,828 --> 00:35:36,361
(laughter)
872
00:35:36,862 --> 00:35:40,364
Another excellent performance
by Ricci.
873
00:35:40,498 --> 00:35:45,468
(Rebecca)
Holly, I dare you to get James'
cock out and suck it.
874
00:35:45,470 --> 00:35:46,502
(Holly)
Okay.
875
00:35:46,504 --> 00:35:48,237
If you get dared
to do something,
876
00:35:48,239 --> 00:35:49,371
a dare is a dare,
you gotta do it.
877
00:35:49,373 --> 00:35:52,640
(all)
On your knees!
On your knees!
878
00:35:52,642 --> 00:35:55,109
On your knees!
On your knees!
879
00:35:55,111 --> 00:35:59,880
If that means sucking
James' cock, so be it.
880
00:35:59,882 --> 00:36:02,883
(laughter)
881
00:36:02,885 --> 00:36:04,618
She's done it.
882
00:36:04,620 --> 00:36:05,518
(sighs)
883
00:36:05,520 --> 00:36:08,153
She's such a daredevil.
884
00:36:08,155 --> 00:36:10,155
(Holly laughs)
885
00:36:10,157 --> 00:36:11,756
Ki-wee! Ki-wee.
886
00:36:11,758 --> 00:36:14,759
I don't know whether to blame
the shaman or the tequila,
887
00:36:14,761 --> 00:36:18,362
but it's looking like
Holly's gonna get it tonight.
888
00:36:18,364 --> 00:36:21,198
(Rebecca)
Charlotte and Gary
are like a Rubik's cube.
889
00:36:21,200 --> 00:36:25,168
No matter how hard you try
to get them colors to match,
890
00:36:25,170 --> 00:36:27,136
it's not gonna work.
891
00:36:28,204 --> 00:36:31,839
¶
892
00:36:31,841 --> 00:36:33,807
The strong, feisty,
confident Vicky,
893
00:36:33,809 --> 00:36:36,142
that's who I fell
in love with at first,
894
00:36:36,144 --> 00:36:38,277
and I can't wait
to get her back.
895
00:36:38,279 --> 00:36:41,613
I know how out-of-order
my behavior was.
896
00:36:41,615 --> 00:36:45,183
I feel so embarrassed
and so ashamed.
897
00:36:45,185 --> 00:36:47,285
I also know
that you wouldn't understand
898
00:36:47,287 --> 00:36:49,787
what drove us to get
to that point as well.
899
00:36:49,789 --> 00:36:51,388
So what do I do?
900
00:36:51,390 --> 00:36:52,722
Do I walk away from it,
and go and have
901
00:36:52,724 --> 00:36:54,323
one of those relationships
that's just quite okay
902
00:36:54,325 --> 00:36:58,160
and quite boring, but doesn't
really do anything for you...
903
00:36:58,162 --> 00:37:00,362
or do I try
and make him say sense?
904
00:37:00,364 --> 00:37:04,499
And you also know
that if we're ever
905
00:37:04,501 --> 00:37:06,267
in a position
that's remotely similar
906
00:37:06,269 --> 00:37:07,935
to that ever again,
humiliating us
907
00:37:07,937 --> 00:37:09,703
in front of people
more than I already feel
908
00:37:09,705 --> 00:37:12,539
is fucking completely
and utterly futile...
909
00:37:12,541 --> 00:37:15,475
With Vicky, she reminds me
of my mom a lot.
910
00:37:15,477 --> 00:37:17,710
She's strong-minded,
she's confident,
911
00:37:17,712 --> 00:37:20,345
and she's not scared
to say how she feels,
912
00:37:20,347 --> 00:37:21,546
and I love that in a woman.
913
00:37:21,548 --> 00:37:23,314
The things you said
to me upset me.
914
00:37:23,316 --> 00:37:25,749
I will never say it
to you again.
915
00:37:25,751 --> 00:37:28,451
And hitting me
in front of people,
916
00:37:28,453 --> 00:37:31,220
I feel-- I felt humiliated
in front of everyone.
917
00:37:31,222 --> 00:37:33,288
No, you're right,
fair enough.
918
00:37:33,290 --> 00:37:35,823
Even though seeing him now,
919
00:37:35,825 --> 00:37:37,391
everything is just--
all the anger
920
00:37:37,393 --> 00:37:40,193
is just completely
gone, I need to remember
921
00:37:40,195 --> 00:37:40,860
how he made us feel,
922
00:37:40,862 --> 00:37:43,863
and I need to remember that,
and I need to fucking make sure
923
00:37:43,865 --> 00:37:45,664
it never happens again,
and the only way
924
00:37:45,666 --> 00:37:47,799
of doing that is
communicating with him.
925
00:37:47,801 --> 00:37:50,635
I need you to realize
that I literally
926
00:37:50,637 --> 00:37:53,471
was at my breaking point...
927
00:37:54,906 --> 00:37:59,910
and I never want
to feel that pathetic
928
00:37:59,912 --> 00:38:05,482
and... frustrated anymore
ever again.
929
00:38:05,484 --> 00:38:07,383
To hear some of the things
that Vicky was saying,
930
00:38:07,385 --> 00:38:10,853
that she felt controlled
and being humiliated
931
00:38:10,855 --> 00:38:11,820
in front of the other guys,
932
00:38:11,822 --> 00:38:13,588
I never, ever want her
to feel that way.
933
00:38:13,590 --> 00:38:17,558
And you're just going quiet,
you're not saying anything.
934
00:38:17,560 --> 00:38:19,259
(crying)
935
00:38:19,261 --> 00:38:21,461
The reason
I'm going quiet is
936
00:38:21,463 --> 00:38:23,563
I'm listening to everything
you're saying.
937
00:38:23,565 --> 00:38:25,364
It's not 'cause
I'm in the mood.
938
00:38:25,366 --> 00:38:26,598
It's not 'cause
I want to kick off.
939
00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,632
It's not 'cause
I want to argue.
940
00:38:27,634 --> 00:38:29,533
(Ricci)
I'm glad that we've
cleared the air,
941
00:38:29,535 --> 00:38:31,801
and I've got
no doubt in my mind
942
00:38:31,803 --> 00:38:35,538
that I cannot wait to propose
to her tomorrow.
943
00:38:36,339 --> 00:38:37,939
Wine first.
(chuckles)
944
00:38:37,941 --> 00:38:38,673
All right.
945
00:38:38,675 --> 00:38:41,475
Wine first.
(chuckles)
946
00:38:44,912 --> 00:38:46,379
Ricci.
947
00:38:50,984 --> 00:38:55,587
¶
948
00:38:55,589 --> 00:38:59,257
(Rebecca)
Oh! Me boobs are out!
949
00:38:59,958 --> 00:39:04,728
(Holly)
I'm over the sink, James is
banging us from behind.
950
00:39:04,730 --> 00:39:06,830
I'm looking at myself
in the mirror.
951
00:39:06,832 --> 00:39:09,632
We're looking like porn stars.
952
00:39:09,634 --> 00:39:13,035
Looks like I'll not be the one
needing the wheelchair tomorrow.
953
00:39:13,037 --> 00:39:14,569
Holly, you can have it.
954
00:39:14,571 --> 00:39:17,405
¶
955
00:39:17,407 --> 00:39:20,708
(Charlotte)
Before I know it,
Gary's asking us to spoon,
956
00:39:20,710 --> 00:39:24,945
and he's wanting it so bad,
and I see it in his eyes.
957
00:39:25,346 --> 00:39:29,549
Under these sheets,
it's getting wet and wild.
958
00:39:29,551 --> 00:39:31,350
This is really happening.
959
00:39:31,352 --> 00:39:33,652
I'm going
to have sex with him.
960
00:39:33,654 --> 00:39:35,887
But something weird's happening.
961
00:39:35,889 --> 00:39:38,589
Like, someone's
following us around?
962
00:39:38,591 --> 00:39:40,824
(Rebecca)
I don't want to stay
by myself,
963
00:39:40,826 --> 00:39:43,827
so I've decided
I'll sleep in Jay's old bed.
964
00:39:43,829 --> 00:39:45,395
Good night!
965
00:39:45,397 --> 00:39:47,830
(Charlotte)
Right now,
Becca might as well
966
00:39:47,832 --> 00:39:49,765
have a needle and thread,
and have sewed
967
00:39:49,767 --> 00:39:52,367
me fanny flaps together
because there's definitely
968
00:39:52,369 --> 00:39:55,470
gonna be no fucking going on
when she's in the room.
969
00:39:55,472 --> 00:39:57,638
(Gaz)
Fucking hell, Rebecca,
are you trying
970
00:39:57,640 --> 00:39:59,306
to cock-block us or something?
971
00:39:59,308 --> 00:40:01,308
(Charlotte)
I've just been pied again.
972
00:40:01,310 --> 00:40:06,079
Hashtag I-should-be-pleased-
but-really-I'm-fucking-gutted.
973
00:40:09,917 --> 00:40:11,083
¶ Everyone's here to party
974
00:40:11,085 --> 00:40:13,585
¶ If you want to go wild,
if you want to go wild ¶
975
00:40:13,587 --> 00:40:14,752
¶ Everyone's here to party
976
00:40:14,754 --> 00:40:17,421
¶ If you want to go wild,
if you want to go wild ¶
977
00:40:17,423 --> 00:40:18,922
¶ Everyone's here to party
978
00:40:18,924 --> 00:40:20,890
¶ Let's party, party
979
00:40:20,892 --> 00:40:22,825
¶ Let's party, party
980
00:40:22,827 --> 00:40:24,626
¶ Get Geordie, Geordie
981
00:40:24,628 --> 00:40:26,761
¶ Let's party hard
982
00:40:26,763 --> 00:40:28,329
¶ Geordie, Geordie
983
00:40:28,331 --> 00:40:32,099
¶ Let's party hard