When I got told I was going to spring break,
this is what I had in mind.
Jason's got a girlfriend now. As if I'm bothered.
Don't cry. You'll get me started.
I don't want to be here. I want to go home with him.
Oh! Aah!
All I can think now is I'm on these crutches
for the rest of the holiday.
I don't know if it's a good idea.
Oh, for God's sake!
You can't shove me head down on your dick
and then tell me that you don't want to do anything.
Ricci and Vicky are like Siamese twins.
Someone needs to operate and keep them apart.
(grunting)
If Ricci had his own way, I'd be a mix
between his mom and a blow-up doll.
For once, I haven't had to worry about any drama from Charlotte.
What did I ever see in Gary?
What a prick.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
My biggest fear is getting wrinkles.
I've got a banging body and the banter to match.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I'd never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair.
I could talk the back legs off a donkey.
Got the looks, got the charm. It just works.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs.
"Geordie Shore"!
Just woke up.
Blondie on that arm, blondie in this arm.
It wasn't a dream.
I had a fucking threesome last night.
But guess what, it's the morning, so round two.
Gary came home with Holly's two lesbians.
Who turned out actually not to be lesbians,
just two fucking slags.
So Gary's had a threesome. Shock. Scruffy bastard.
Massive night last night. I'm hung over as fuck.
Not only am I at work, but I'm at work with Rebecca.
This is gonna be a fucking nightmare.
Oh.
With me leg being bad, I haven't really been able
to get out of the house.
So everyone decides, right, we're gonna go to the beach,
we're gonna cheer us up and get us out
'cause I'm sick of looking at the ceiling in me bedroom.
I just want to get loads of these and get pissed.
I didn't think it would be this hard.
And I didn't think I would like Joel as much as I do.
I really, really do.
I'm missing Joel since he's gone.
I'm just really homesick.
When you get someone in your life,
like a boyfriend or girlfriend who you love,
like, ridiculous amounts, everything changes,
and everything goes out the window.
Joel really seems to have changed.
And him and Sophie really seem to have changed as a couple,
and it's so good to see her finally happy.
I don't know, I like what youse up to and that you're so happy.
What?
I like when youse up to, you're so happy.
Are you actually saying that?
All right, I like-- Aah!
You love Joel! You love Joel!
I don't fuckin' love him, he's just okay!
You love him! He's okay.
You want to be best friends. You want his number to text him!
I'm ready for home. Me too.
Get some decent food. Little nap.
Then smash the fuck out of Cancun tonight, baby.
Having a little bonding sesh, are we?
I've been to work with Jay and Becca before,
and it is not nice at all. In fact, it is really awkward.
You're just loud and just in people's business all the time,
You know what I mean?
Jay starts having a go at us.
And he just opens his mouth and talks a load of fucking shit.
There's times when like, you try and be like Charlotte as well.
I dropped the one line in that I know she's gonna kick off about,
and that's her copying everything Charlotte does.
Like, if Charlotte jumped off a bridge, you would follow?
I feel bad-- I don't like being in this situation.
That's the shitest point I've ever heard.
It's embarrassing.
I wouldn't want to be seen as a copy.
I'm me own person.
Him and his fucking eyebrows can fucking do one.
Let's just go home. To hell with it.
We're all getting ready to go to Bulldog.
It's gonna be a massive night. Bye Vic, bye Becca!
Me and Vicky are staying in tonight.
Let everyone else go out
and have some quality couple time.
Can't be arsed to speak to anyone.
I'm not going out tonight, and I'm staying in.
I'm looking forward to this.
It's time to get some fresh meat.
I'm like a hungry wolf. (howling)
There's a big line of dancers on the stage.
I'm thinking, fucking get in.
I'm like, for fuck's sake.
Why does this girl have to be there
with her perfect, massive ass and her perfect fake tits?
Like, fuck, he's gonna pull her.
So I decided to get absolutely mortal.
Oh my God, look who it is. Shock.
It's those two Australian blondes again.
I'm like, have you not had enough of the party?
I was not expecting world-class birds to walk through.
Gaz is back with Holly's two cast-offs from last night.
To be fair, I wouldn't bang one of them, never mind two.
Holly, are you jealous? Are you jealous, Holly?
Are you jealous? Are you jealous?
Pfft. Really?
Each other. Now each other!
Yeah!
Two can play at that game, son.
Hiya, mate, can I just, um, make an order please?
Vicky knows what a shit cook I am,
so I'm going to treat her to a lovely takeaway.
Come here.
Oh...
Ricci...
When Ricci leads us out onto the roof,
and I see the trouble he's gone to,
it just takes me breath away.
How nice is it of you.
This is one of the sweetest and most romantic things
that anyone's ever done for us.
A nice meal and just me and you.
I love you, baby.
I love you too. Cheers.
Me and Vicky had a really rough start to our relationship,
but coming here to Cancun, in Mexico,
makes everything worthwhile.
You're gorgeous and I love every single thing about you.
You're a woman who stands up for herself,
and you remind me of my mom in a way.
I genuinely love you that much.
I can see myself spending the rest of my life with you.
I've never felt this way about a boy.
Sitting here underneath the stars,
I've never been more in love,
and I really do mean it when I say it.
I want to spend the rest of me life with him.
I love you, Ricci.
Vicky, I love you too.
James' night is going from bad to worse.
The birds fucked off, and now Holly's pissed off.
It's just a lose-lose situation.
I decided I wanted to go over to Gary,
and I want to tell him that me feelings aren't going
to get in the way, and I'm not bothered
about him in that way anymore.
I don't like him like that.
We'll always be friends?
What do you want us to say? (shouts indistinctly)
He always finds a way to twist it 'round and just mug us off.
Charlotte, we're friends. We're not-- my God!
She gets angry 'cause I call her friends.
And she says, "We're not friends!"
I don't want to start with her. What are we then?
Now I can see I'm starting to get a little bit angry
'cause Gary's not letting us finish me fucking sentence.
I need to back away before I smack him
in his skinny prick face.
I'm pissed off.
It's so frustrating to see Charlotte and Gary
argue with each other and be so angry at
each other in the club when really,
I know how much they love each other.
I was thinking of heading to the house.
After all that drama with Charlotte,
and that little stupid argument, fuck this.
I'm getting two girls and I'm going home.
That's it. I'm forgetting about him.
I'm forgetting about how angry he makes us.
And I'm going to get mortal with Sophie and Holly.
It's time for Charlotte to forget that parsnip,
hop on the Mexicans, and feel them coconuts.
Last night, I was on cloud nine.
Tonight, I'm on fucking cloud 14.
One, two, three!
Aah!
I don't even know what's happening.
I can't control meself. I'm totally out of body
experience, and for a second, I remember I'm not a stripper.
Stop lifting your legs so high. Your flap is going to fall out.
Trying to get me drunk?
I never need to get you drunk. You're easy.
¶
Oh! Oh!
This is unreal.
I feel like I'm on a holiday romance
with two birds.
How many people are going to be staying in this house?
The bed situation is fucked-up as it is,
never mind with outsiders coming in.
Up in the morning, morning sex. Amazing.
Standout. Get the girls out early.
This time, it's not "see you never."
I would happily see these two girls
anytime they want.
Mint banter, and I've had an unreal two nights.
I had a good time last night, to be fair.
I didn't think I would.
I thought you were in a right little mood.
I can't stop being in a mood, James.
I'm just really, really homesick.
Joel's gone for a few days now,
and I still feel shagged.
She was upset pretty much as soon as she got here.
And then once Joel came, she had it rough for a bit.
And now he's gone, I think there's nothing left
to keep her happy here.
If you're gonna do it, do it. I know.
'Cause you're making me sad. Depressing me.
I want to go while I cry.
Yeah, of course.
I don't want to be here anymore.
And it keeps playing in me mind.
Shall I go, shall I stay, shall I go, shall I stay?
And I have got very good friends in this house.
If I want to go home, they'll respect me decision.
Only thing that'll make us happy is being home.
You're a right miserable bastard.
Shut up, you.
Today, we're going to see a little bit of real Mexico.
Oh, God.
Everyone's off for a big day out,
but I obviously can't go because of me leg.
Holly's offered to stay and look after us.
Fucking hell. I hope she doesn't think
it's another physio appointment,
because this is happening far too often.
I haven't shaved me bikini line,
and down there looks like a massive, grisly spider.
Is that looking okay on that side?
I'm in a rush, and I need to shave it.
In the kitchen sink?
I don't know what's going on with me and Jay.
We're not friends, that's all I know, and I don't care.
Come on then, Jay.
Becca, you jump in the other one?
No bother.
That's how immature he is,
that's how pathetic he is, that he doesn't want us to be
on the same buggy as him.
Are you going on that one? Yeah.
The less time I spend with Rebecca the better,
'cause all she does is annoy us and pisses us off.
Hola! Hola!
Come on! Put your foot down!
I've got me foot down, man!
Right, let's sing a song.
(singing indistinctly)
As soon as Charlotte sits right next to us,
she will not shut the fuck up.
¶ He played knick knack on my poo with a knick knack-- ¶
¶ This old man... Will you stop mentioning poo?
I think she's basically woke up today and thought,
"Do you know what? I'm going to annoy Jay today."
Will you do us a favor and just shut up for five minutes?
Give us a bit of peace.
We've all had an amazing day,
but I want to talk to Gary.
'Cause, as they say, you're a fucking dick.
I want to tell him what I tried to tell him at the club,
but this time without him interrupting.
I don't need you to keep on reassuring us we're friends.
So do you want us to say here? What do you want us to say here?
I don't-- So if I said--
Don't even mention it. Why do you keep mentioning it?
"Oh, we're friends."
I don't have to keep on saying it to Sophie.
"Sophie, we're friends, you know.
Me and you, Sophie, are friends."
I just can't be arsed with it.
This is the reason I haven't been banging her.
I might as well just been banging her from day one.
If I wanted to piss, I can.
Okay. Have fun.
Have 20 seconds and just go for it.
No, I'm finished.
You're finished? Decent.
I'm so fucking pissed off.
He wants to keep on walking 'cause when I get a hold of him,
I'm gonna wring him by his scrawny neck,
just like I wring me knickers
when I'm trying to get the shit stains out of them.
We're all going out tonight. All nine of us.
We've never had a night where it's been the family.
So I'm so excited, it's gonna be amazing.
I really do love Ricci.
I've never felt this way about anybody else in me life,
and I just really want it to work.
We notice it's karaoke. Me and Soph are like,
"Fucking get in, we'll smash it."
We're doing really, really well,
if you don't mind the sound of whales being tortured.
(cheering, shouting)
¶ Whoa whoa
Always knew Holly could reach them high notes.
She's a canny deep throat.
¶ Whoa whoa
They're taking it far too seriously.
I just can't handle it.
So I decide I'm gonna break the ice and throw me bra at them.
Whoo...
Ricci is furious.
His eyes would literally burn a hole in the back of your head.
If it was my girlfriend doing that, I would laugh about it,
but Ricci, on the other hand,
just took it the total wrong way.
He cannot believe it. He's furious.
She's down there without her bra on.
I feel like it's disrespectful to me,
and definitely disrespectful to our relationship.
Holly, James, and Becca are heading home,
but now I am ready to party!
Get to the club, I'm fucking furious with Vicky.
As I get out of the taxi at the club, Ricci extends his hand,
but the minute I put my hand in his, he squeezes it so hard.
He's in a huff.
He's gone in one of his petulant little moods,
and it makes us feel awkward and uncomfortable
when he does this, and I hate it.
Vicky knows there's something up,
and the fact that she can't be arsed to say sorry
for what she's actually done--
If this would have been the other way 'round,
she would have fucking flipped.
The control and protective side of Ricci is coming out,
and his reaction to what was just a silly joke is ridiculous.
It's so tacky, and something that a young kid would do,
and not someone that's in a relationship.
It might be banter, but it's not funny.
He's making us feel so worthless,
and I just can't keep it in anymore.
I've missed that voice.
It's angry, it's feisty, and it's full of fire.
All I ever hear now is this new voice.
It's like, whinging, it's like a baby,
and it only ever happens when she's around Ricci.
It's another thing in a chain of events
that are getting to us and hurting me feelings.
It's another thing that Ricci's trying to do to control us,
and something is going to give.
I've got a good-looking cock, haven't I?
Fucking model of a cock.
The worst thing that can happen would be for me and Holly
to become like Gaz and Charlotte.
That's not going to happen. I will not let that happen.
I will fuck fucking beautiful bodies
with me beautiful cock-- I'll win fucking hands down.
I don't want to fall in that trap where,
if I brought a bird back, she would kick off about it.
I'd much rather just stay mates with her,
and then occasionally bang her when I say I'm not gonna.
I can just have sex with a boy and be friends.
Like, I know a lot of girls can't do that,
and it's very difficult.
But fortunately, I have that ability.
Today I am feeling so low,
so down, and really, really homesick.
I'm sick of Soph being miserable.
She needs to cheer the fuck up.
Finally, Vicky's come to her senses, come over to me,
and apologized for what she's done.
From all these times I've spent with Vicky,
I'm looking at her now in the club thinking,
"You're a different girl."
I don't want to argue with him,
and I'll just forget about it on the surface.
Nothing's forgotten on inside.
Nothing.
I'm not happy. I miss home.
I've got a boyfriend, and things have changed.
Everyone! News!
Youse know that I've been thinking about going home.
And I just want to tell you that today's me last day,
and I'm going home tomorrow morning.
I don't feel like I'm happy.
And like, I don't want to make everyone miserable.
I don't even want to listen.
I don't even want to believe what she's saying is true
because she's me best friend,
and I've got no one in this house apart from Sophie.
And now she's going, and I don't I'm going to be able
to deal without her.
I hope Soph doesn't regret leaving,
because I feel like she's leaving for Joel.
And if Joel breaks her heart,
then I'll break his fucking legs.
I just can't handle it no longer.
She's like a mum to me.
She's like, I can go to her with any problem.
I will miss her, like, a lot.
Who's gonna protect Charlotte from Gary?
I'm just scared in case I'm forgotten about so quickly.
No one's gonna forget you. Don't be so stupid.
When I seen that board, I was like, oh, God, all the best.
Let's do what we gotta do, and fuck all.
We've gotta go to work.
We don't say a single word to each other.
I hate him. I don't want to spend
any time with him at all.
We get to work, and me and Jay are just sitting there.
We're not doing anything.
You know Soph's gone. Yeah.
And, like, now everyone's got them now.
Yeah.
It's gonna be hard.
I know you'll be...
Are you not a bit happy as well so you can get a bit more,
like, you and Charlotte time?
Ooh! I fucking hate him!
Trying to be cocky about the me and Charlotte thing,
it's absolutely fucking pathetic.
I can't actually believe I used to put my tongue in his mouth.
Like literally, you know if I hear it come out of your mouth
one more time, I'm literally just going to walk away,
because you're starting to bore us.
The thing with Rebecca, she's imitating her--
she's loud and just trying to do what Charlotte does,
but being really loud with it, and she's immature.
Fuck off.
She is like a little kid. Aah!
It's Sophie's last day, we want to make it a good one.
So we're going to take her to the beach,
have a nice little chill-out, a couple of drinks,
and just give her the send-off she deserves.
Arriba! Arriba!
These people are good people.
Even though we kick off, we fight,
but what we can do is laugh about it at the end
because we really do love each other.
To Sophie. See youse in Newcastle!
I like it when you're sober.
I like you sometimes when you're pissed.
Why?
You suck the cock better when you're pissed.
No, I don't. I suck it good anyway.
James always says like, he doesn't want to do anything
'cause he doesn't want to spoil the friendship,
and he doesn't want to get me upset.
But a lot of the time, it's him instigating it.
What would happen if I did this?
Stop grabbing me cock when there's little kids about, man!
I think there must be some sort of magnet
between Holly's hand and my cock,
'cause every 10 minutes, it just seems as it
they're attracted to one another.
And to be honest, what lad's gonna complain
about a bird grabbing his cock?
I'm going out tonight, so I might find meself a bird.
Yep.
Aww... Why'd you do that!
You say that as if I'm, like, bothered.
I'm totally not bothered.
She's saying she's not bothered, so I don't know if
she's just covering herself, or she's not.
I don't give a shit. Good.
Bye, beach.
Bye, sea. Bye, Mexican men.
Little help? Can't get up.
It's Sophie's last night, and I want to make it nice for her.
I want to make it special.
I just don't want her to leave this experience on a down note.
It's one of the first times we've all sat around,
just us and ate something together.
And it feels really nice.
Me favorite part was probably like, the first house.
First time. That was me best bit, man.
I remember the first time me and Sophie met.
The first person I spoke to,
the first person I fell asleep with,
the first person I was sick with.
And I remember when she weighed herself.
I knew that we were just going to be best friends forever.
To Sophie!
What's going on? Ugh! Is this "Geordie Shore"?
Marriage? Ehh!
Seriously? Seriously, man. Aye.
What?
And I'm like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, mate,
you need to think this through."
I've never been so happy.
She's exactly the same way, do you know what I mean?
Fucking hell.
I-I-I know you're just talking about it,
but I didn't think it would happen like this fucking--
this fast like.
I'm thinking out here, like,
getting through absolutely anything.
We're happy with each other.
Boy's talking about proposing to Vicky.
Can't wait. Nervous, scared.
Don't know what the fuck's gonna happen.
Hopefully she'll say yes.
Fuck it! All right, let's go.
Come on, come on, come on.
This way, this way. Come on, lads.
(laughter, cheering)
(mariachi music playing)
The tunes are on, we've got a band playing proper Mexican.
Everyone's dancing, everyone's having a good time.
We've all got drinks, and it's put a smile on me face.
I literally just look around and think,
"I've got some fucking daft best friends, me, like.
¶
"Honestly, I've never seen someone's face light up
the way that Sophie's did.
(all cheering)
Who's single? Ole!
Tomorrow night, though, I'll be there for you.
We'll have a good night.
During the next day, I'll be there for you,
the next night, I'll be there for you.
Just fucking have a good time.
Okay. Right?
Yeah. No pulling.
Thanks for that, Gary. Two days of no pulling.
Treat me like a princess, don't you?
What a lucky girl I am.
What about if I want you to go in the toilet with us
while I have a poo?
But I'm dead upset about Sophie.
I'll come.
I have tidied this whole house today.
I've cooked, I've put everything together,
and fuck it, I am gonna get drunk.
And I am gonna enjoy meself.
Bring on the fucking Rose.
Oh no, Vicky, that is too big!
We're all having an amazing time, and we're all mortal.
Apart from Vicky, who's a little bit more mortal than all of us.
Teach me how to Dougie. Teach-- teach me how to Dougie
I'm just relaxed and I'm having one of the best times
I've had since I got here.
Teach me how to Dougie. Teach me how to Dougie
There's not a chance I'm going to be able
to sleep properly tonight.
Vicky's absolutely mortal.
This is not acceptable behavior whatsoever.
She needs to sort herself out.
Come on, babe.
Fucking bitch.
Cheers!
I can't leave the house.
Where have you been? Where have you been?
Ricci, you're horrible. You're awful.
Where have you been? You're a nightmare.
Where have you been? You're a nightmare to go out with.
Just leave us alone and let us get on with it.
You're a horrible drunk. Oh, my God.
You're-- No, you're a horrible pissant,
and I couldn't give a fuck.
Tonight is the first night since I've got here
that I've let me hair down properly
and just got drunk and had fun and not been scared
that he was gonna get drunk and start something.
All the things I've been planning, that is done. Done!
So fucking what, Ricci?
Done.
You're a horrible fucking drunk. You are a nasty fucking prick
with a bad attitude, and that's all you are.
And you know what you do? You wind me up.
You make me the worst possible person I could be.
You can fuck off.
Fuck me. Volcano Vicky has just erupted.
Bye.
Vicky and Ricci are kicking off.
It's really gonna be shit.
Stupid, stupid little boy.
Nobody-- Fuck off.
You are fucking sorry.
Fine, I'm done. You idiot. You idiot.
I'm done.
It's absolutely mental.
Like, Vicky, she's like a banshee.
Never expected this from Vicky, the one person that I love
more than anything in this world, to smack us in the face.
Fuck you.
You fucking (bleep).
Vicky always bangs on about
how bad I am when I'm pissed,
but she's exactly the same.
Please just don't do this.
All I wanted was for you to come upstairs.
No, man.
It just all goes fucking west from there.
I want to be with you! No, you're making us--
(both talking at once)
Vicky thinks I'm trying to humiliate her.
I'm not. I'm trying to make her see sense.
I'm actually so sorry...
I can't believe what's happened,
but I think it's just the drink that's made Vicky flip out.
How dare you make me look like...
Vicky... Get out of me face.
Fuck you.
And bang.
The old Vicky's back.
None of this nicey nice fuckin' smoochy-smooch
baby talk shit.
I'm gonna fucking kill you.
Today's gone completely fucking west.
Vicky's not going anywhere tonight.
She's absolutely smashed.
I'll leave her with her friends,
and I'll take myself out of the house.
It's been building up and building up, and every nasty,
snidey thing he does behind everyone's fucking back
is getting to us.
I'm not gonna baby talk anymore.
Oh, darling.
Last night has made us want to go home even more.
Same Ricci and Vicky kick off over something really little,
and blown it out of proportion, getting everyone involved
and being angry at everyone.
I don't want to do that.
Me head's all over the shop,
and me heart's all over the shop,
and I don't know how I feel.
I know deep down that I don't want to lose Ricci,
but I also know that I can't go on like this.
I need to see him, I need to speak to him,
I need to sort things out.
I just hope for once he finally sees my point of view.
Sophie.
Eh? Why youse clapping?
I'm going home.
These guys are my best friends for life,
and I know that.
But it's time for me to go home now.
I just need a break. I need a break.
Well... This is it.
It is so hard for someone to leave this big family we've got,
and the bond we've got-- to walk away from it.
I don't want to leave youse. You're all right, man.
Oh, God.
Seriously, I love yas-- Enjoy the rest of your time, mates.
You're me best friends in the whole world.
I'm going to miss you so much.
I know, I know, it's the longest we've been away from each other.
I don't know what I'm going to be like when she's gone.
I can't picture us even being happy anymore.
(James) See ya, Soph.
I've never been that girl who gives up so easily.
I usually stay strong, but now I can't.
Like, I've took so much, and I just want to go home.
(phone ringing) For fuck's sake, fuck off!
Hello? Hello, James?
Hi, you all right?
The insurance and the medical team here have said
that they will agree to fly you back
on business class due to your injury.
Oh, yeah.
Our insurance also agreed that you can take a companion
to fly with you.
He's got a bad leg.
The doctor said he can fly home business class,
and he's allowed to take one person with him.
I need to really know the name of that person
you'd like to take.
What the fuck?
I am just praying he picks me.
Excuse me, I'm here. What about me?
If he picks Holly, that means he can't be banging,
he can't be pulling for the rest of the holiday.
And if he did, that flight home would be a fucking nightmare.
Um, I'm going to take Gary.
You absolute twat.
I'm fucking buzzing.
I get to fly back business class.
Holly, on the other hand, is looking pissed off.
This was James' opportunity to treat Holly.
She's bent over backwards. And she's bent over forwards.
But I just don't get it.
I think it's bang out of order really.
As the father figure of the group, it's my job
to pick everybody up, so I've got a little excursion planned,
and I'm just hoping everyone is going to enjoy it.
Come on!
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!
I was so sad about Sophie going, but Jay's totally cheered us up.
Aah...
... this morning', are ya?
I couldn't get a shit. I'm really not arsed.
Good. Don't worry about it.
No hard feelings and you'll still be me nurse.
Ah, ah, youse just don't have a nurse anymore.
Nurse Gary now. Oh, is that the craic?
Yeah, that's totally the craic.
I'm absolutely furious.
He's a fucking bellend. An absolute twat.
Who the fuck does he actually think he is?
Like, why are you even asking us?
Just checking that you're all right.
That's what sort of person I am.
I don't want there to be any hard feelings.
The nice guy. Oh, God.
I hope this isn't going to spoil the rest of me holiday.
Blatantly pissed off, aren't you?
I'm not pissed off, James. You are.
I'm not pissed off.
This is how bad it gets, man.
You don't realize how bad it is,
and then it gets this bad.
It's so bad.
Like, fucking, I was just sitting there.
She wouldn't even speak to us.
This is what me and Jay were
trying to warn James about.
This is only because he didn't pick her for a flight.
Can you imagine if he banged someone else?
She's gonna do another Vicky.
It's building up inside of her.
She hasn't kicked off.
It's just building up and then she's just gonna go crazy.
Holly and James aren't speaking.
I don't like Rebecca.
Gary and Charlotte, what the fuck is going on now?
It'll take a lot to bring this group together.
I miss the sex. Do you?
Yeah.
No, you don't. That's fine then.
'Cause I don't want the sex off of you anymore.
I'm expecting him to answer back with,
"You know, I still fancy you,"
because I honestly think that he still does.
And it's silent.
And the silence is stabbing us like a knife in me chest.
I feel humiliated.
Oh.
Charlotte's in a mood with us for some reason.
She said something, I didn't really hear her.
These kind of situations happen.
You can never understand them.
You just can't understand girls.
I definitely can't understand Charlotte.
Oh, fuck.
Cancun Chris is on his way over,
and the house is a fucking mess.
What the fuck is that?
(doorbell rings)
Oh, Cancun Chris. Come on in, man.
Bloody hell.
As you can see, we've tidied it up something good.
I'm amazed.
Cancun Chris is buzzing. He must have been out in Cancun
and got a bang last night or something.
Vicky and Ricci will not be allowed back into the home.
This behavior just will not be tolerated.
I just hope this is for the best,
and it does help their relationship.
They will be allowed back into the house
to collect their belongings, and that is it.
You guys have a good night. Thanks again.
You too, Chris. See you soon.
Bye, Chris.
I'm gutted Vicky's leaving,
because I haven't got to spend much time with her,
and I might not even get to say a good-bye.
Whoo.
¶ Higher, higher
¶ Gotta throw your hands up higher ¶
¶
Let's go and let's have a good night.
The lasses aren't talking to the lads,
the lads aren't talking to the lasses.
I can tell it's going to be fucking awkward.
¶
As a way of saying thank you to James for the flight,
I'm going to try to give him a helping hand
to pull a bird tonight.
I'll tell people how it is,
and I'm just being honest with Rebecca,
and I do accept that that might have hurt her.
So I'm going to try and apologize.
I'll do it for the sake of everybody else.
Thanks, Jay.
Really nice apology. I feel like shit.
For fuck's sake! Stop ruining me nights out.
It's got us absolutely nowhere, and it's just reminded us
of how annoying she actually is.
Now that Sophie's gone, Gary's promised to look after us.
But to look after us, he can't pull anyone else,
because that's when I get upset.
This is never gonna happen.
I can see in Gary's face that he does want
to pull other girls still.
I get ready every night to impress Gary.
I know it's supposed to be for everyone else,
but it's not for everyone else.
When Charlotte's upset, they all huddle around her.
Team Charlotte.
And give me grief and slag me off.
I couldn't give a flying fuck what they think.
I know Charlotte better than any of them ever will.
Holly isn't speaking to James.
Charlotte isn't speaking to Gary.
I'm not speaking to Rebecca. It's shit.
They're just getting so emotional all the time.
I didn't even bother to ask them what was going on there.
Like, I can't even be bothered to find out.
I'm that pissed off.
I'm smashing things off the wall, acting like a total tit.
And it's all because I can't take me anger out on him.
(shouting)
The girls try and keep up with the lads on the drink,
but they just fail miserably.
Don't know why they do it.
They get themselves in right states.
Okay.
Charlotte's in a state, and I know she's been a prick
to us all night, but I still care about her.
You're going to bed. Going to bed.
So it's down to me once again to help her and put her to bed.
(retching) She's just been sick.
I made a promise to Sophie that I would look after Charlotte,
and tonight, she needs it.
She's gone.
¶ Everyone's here to party
¶ If you wanna go back if you wanna go back ¶
¶ Everyone's here to party
¶ If you wanna go back if you wanna go back ¶
¶ Everyone's here to party
¶ Let's party party Wanna go back ¶
¶ Let's party hard Wanna go back ¶
¶ Party party Wanna go back ¶
¶ Let's party hard Wanna go ¶
¶ Party party Wanna go back ¶
¶ Party hard wanna go all night all night ¶