1 00:00:04,203 --> 00:00:06,504 When I got told I was going to spring break, 2 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:07,771 this is what I had in mind. 3 00:00:07,773 --> 00:00:12,142 Jason's got a girlfriend now. As if I'm bothered. 4 00:00:12,144 --> 00:00:13,510 Don't cry. You'll get me started. 5 00:00:13,512 --> 00:00:17,180 I don't want to be here. I want to go home with him. 6 00:00:17,182 --> 00:00:18,080 Oh! Aah! 7 00:00:18,082 --> 00:00:21,116 All I can think now is I'm on these crutches 8 00:00:21,118 --> 00:00:22,517 for the rest of the holiday. 9 00:00:22,519 --> 00:00:24,218 I don't know if it's a good idea. 10 00:00:24,220 --> 00:00:25,519 Oh, for God's sake! 11 00:00:25,521 --> 00:00:27,621 You can't shove me head down on your dick 12 00:00:27,623 --> 00:00:31,124 and then tell me that you don't want to do anything. 13 00:00:31,126 --> 00:00:33,459 Ricci and Vicky are like Siamese twins. 14 00:00:33,461 --> 00:00:36,028 Someone needs to operate and keep them apart. 15 00:00:36,030 --> 00:00:36,528 (grunting) 16 00:00:36,530 --> 00:00:38,663 If Ricci had his own way, I'd be a mix 17 00:00:38,665 --> 00:00:40,064 between his mom and a blow-up doll. 18 00:00:40,066 --> 00:00:44,201 For once, I haven't had to worry about any drama from Charlotte. 19 00:00:44,203 --> 00:00:47,704 What did I ever see in Gary? 20 00:00:47,706 --> 00:00:49,372 What a prick. 21 00:00:51,441 --> 00:00:54,075 I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge. 22 00:00:54,077 --> 00:00:56,043 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 23 00:00:56,045 --> 00:00:58,445 I've got a banging body and the banter to match. 24 00:00:58,447 --> 00:01:00,447 I should have a degree in pulling women. 25 00:01:00,449 --> 00:01:02,515 I'd never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 26 00:01:02,517 --> 00:01:04,550 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing me hair. 27 00:01:04,552 --> 00:01:06,585 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 28 00:01:06,587 --> 00:01:08,787 Got the looks, got the charm. It just works. 29 00:01:08,789 --> 00:01:12,390 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs. 30 00:01:12,392 --> 00:01:15,726 "Geordie Shore"! 31 00:01:22,834 --> 00:01:23,500 Just woke up. 32 00:01:23,502 --> 00:01:25,835 Blondie on that arm, blondie in this arm. 33 00:01:25,837 --> 00:01:26,569 It wasn't a dream. 34 00:01:26,571 --> 00:01:27,836 I had a fucking threesome last night. 35 00:01:27,838 --> 00:01:32,373 But guess what, it's the morning, so round two. 36 00:01:32,375 --> 00:01:34,441 Gary came home with Holly's two lesbians. 37 00:01:34,443 --> 00:01:36,743 Who turned out actually not to be lesbians, 38 00:01:36,745 --> 00:01:37,710 just two fucking slags. 39 00:01:37,712 --> 00:01:43,082 So Gary's had a threesome. Shock. Scruffy bastard. 40 00:01:43,650 --> 00:01:46,151 Massive night last night. I'm hung over as fuck. 41 00:01:46,153 --> 00:01:49,420 Not only am I at work, but I'm at work with Rebecca. 42 00:01:49,422 --> 00:01:52,890 This is gonna be a fucking nightmare. 43 00:01:52,892 --> 00:01:55,459 Oh. 44 00:02:01,232 --> 00:02:04,300 With me leg being bad, I haven't really been able 45 00:02:04,302 --> 00:02:05,234 to get out of the house. 46 00:02:05,236 --> 00:02:07,636 So everyone decides, right, we're gonna go to the beach, 47 00:02:07,638 --> 00:02:09,471 we're gonna cheer us up and get us out 48 00:02:09,473 --> 00:02:13,641 'cause I'm sick of looking at the ceiling in me bedroom. 49 00:02:13,643 --> 00:02:17,878 I just want to get loads of these and get pissed. 50 00:02:19,247 --> 00:02:21,514 I didn't think it would be this hard. 51 00:02:21,516 --> 00:02:24,650 And I didn't think I would like Joel as much as I do. 52 00:02:24,652 --> 00:02:25,884 I really, really do. 53 00:02:25,886 --> 00:02:27,886 I'm missing Joel since he's gone. 54 00:02:27,888 --> 00:02:30,388 I'm just really homesick. 55 00:02:30,390 --> 00:02:32,690 When you get someone in your life, 56 00:02:32,692 --> 00:02:35,192 like a boyfriend or girlfriend who you love, 57 00:02:35,194 --> 00:02:37,928 like, ridiculous amounts, everything changes, 58 00:02:37,930 --> 00:02:39,429 and everything goes out the window. 59 00:02:39,431 --> 00:02:40,630 Joel really seems to have changed. 60 00:02:40,632 --> 00:02:43,499 And him and Sophie really seem to have changed as a couple, 61 00:02:43,501 --> 00:02:46,468 and it's so good to see her finally happy. 62 00:02:46,470 --> 00:02:49,737 I don't know, I like what youse up to and that you're so happy. 63 00:02:49,739 --> 00:02:50,938 What? 64 00:02:50,940 --> 00:02:53,240 I like when youse up to, you're so happy. 65 00:02:53,242 --> 00:02:54,574 Are you actually saying that? 66 00:02:54,576 --> 00:02:56,275 All right, I like-- Aah! 67 00:02:56,277 --> 00:02:57,509 You love Joel! You love Joel! 68 00:02:57,511 --> 00:02:59,611 I don't fuckin' love him, he's just okay! 69 00:02:59,613 --> 00:03:00,612 You love him! He's okay. 70 00:03:00,614 --> 00:03:07,885 You want to be best friends. You want his number to text him! 71 00:03:09,654 --> 00:03:12,355 I'm ready for home. Me too. 72 00:03:12,357 --> 00:03:15,358 Get some decent food. Little nap. 73 00:03:15,360 --> 00:03:21,397 Then smash the fuck out of Cancun tonight, baby. 74 00:03:30,874 --> 00:03:32,908 Having a little bonding sesh, are we? 75 00:03:32,910 --> 00:03:34,876 I've been to work with Jay and Becca before, 76 00:03:34,878 --> 00:03:38,946 and it is not nice at all. In fact, it is really awkward. 77 00:03:38,948 --> 00:03:44,518 You're just loud and just in people's business all the time, 78 00:03:44,520 --> 00:03:45,385 You know what I mean? 79 00:03:45,387 --> 00:03:46,519 Jay starts having a go at us. 80 00:03:46,521 --> 00:03:50,756 And he just opens his mouth and talks a load of fucking shit. 81 00:03:50,758 --> 00:03:54,459 There's times when like, you try and be like Charlotte as well. 82 00:03:54,461 --> 00:03:57,995 I dropped the one line in that I know she's gonna kick off about, 83 00:03:57,997 --> 00:04:00,831 and that's her copying everything Charlotte does. 84 00:04:00,833 --> 00:04:03,233 Like, if Charlotte jumped off a bridge, you would follow? 85 00:04:03,235 --> 00:04:06,569 I feel bad-- I don't like being in this situation. 86 00:04:06,571 --> 00:04:09,605 That's the shitest point I've ever heard. 87 00:04:09,607 --> 00:04:10,806 It's embarrassing. 88 00:04:10,808 --> 00:04:13,008 I wouldn't want to be seen as a copy. 89 00:04:13,010 --> 00:04:13,808 I'm me own person. 90 00:04:13,810 --> 00:04:17,211 Him and his fucking eyebrows can fucking do one. 91 00:04:17,213 --> 00:04:20,614 Let's just go home. To hell with it. 92 00:04:28,022 --> 00:04:29,622 We're all getting ready to go to Bulldog. 93 00:04:29,624 --> 00:04:35,361 It's gonna be a massive night. Bye Vic, bye Becca! 94 00:04:35,363 --> 00:04:37,229 Me and Vicky are staying in tonight. 95 00:04:37,231 --> 00:04:37,996 Let everyone else go out 96 00:04:37,998 --> 00:04:39,397 and have some quality couple time. 97 00:04:39,399 --> 00:04:41,565 Can't be arsed to speak to anyone. 98 00:04:41,567 --> 00:04:45,001 I'm not going out tonight, and I'm staying in. 99 00:04:56,380 --> 00:04:57,880 I'm looking forward to this. 100 00:04:57,882 --> 00:04:59,381 It's time to get some fresh meat. 101 00:04:59,383 --> 00:05:01,883 I'm like a hungry wolf. (howling) 102 00:05:01,885 --> 00:05:05,286 There's a big line of dancers on the stage. 103 00:05:05,288 --> 00:05:07,821 I'm thinking, fucking get in. 104 00:05:07,823 --> 00:05:09,956 I'm like, for fuck's sake. 105 00:05:09,958 --> 00:05:11,958 Why does this girl have to be there 106 00:05:11,960 --> 00:05:18,531 with her perfect, massive ass and her perfect fake tits? 107 00:05:18,533 --> 00:05:21,033 Like, fuck, he's gonna pull her. 108 00:05:21,035 --> 00:05:23,935 So I decided to get absolutely mortal. 109 00:05:30,676 --> 00:05:33,978 Oh my God, look who it is. Shock. 110 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:36,680 It's those two Australian blondes again. 111 00:05:36,682 --> 00:05:40,316 I'm like, have you not had enough of the party? 112 00:05:43,053 --> 00:05:46,522 I was not expecting world-class birds to walk through. 113 00:05:46,524 --> 00:05:49,625 Gaz is back with Holly's two cast-offs from last night. 114 00:05:49,627 --> 00:05:53,095 To be fair, I wouldn't bang one of them, never mind two. 115 00:05:53,097 --> 00:05:55,597 Holly, are you jealous? Are you jealous, Holly? 116 00:05:55,599 --> 00:06:00,068 Are you jealous? Are you jealous? 117 00:06:00,070 --> 00:06:02,537 Pfft. Really? 118 00:06:02,539 --> 00:06:04,639 Each other. Now each other! 119 00:06:04,641 --> 00:06:06,741 Yeah! 120 00:06:06,743 --> 00:06:09,510 Two can play at that game, son. 121 00:06:14,949 --> 00:06:17,850 Hiya, mate, can I just, um, make an order please? 122 00:06:17,852 --> 00:06:19,451 Vicky knows what a shit cook I am, 123 00:06:19,453 --> 00:06:22,487 so I'm going to treat her to a lovely takeaway. 124 00:06:22,489 --> 00:06:26,591 Come here. 125 00:06:26,593 --> 00:06:28,793 Oh... 126 00:06:28,795 --> 00:06:29,660 Ricci... 127 00:06:29,662 --> 00:06:31,595 When Ricci leads us out onto the roof, 128 00:06:31,597 --> 00:06:33,797 and I see the trouble he's gone to, 129 00:06:33,799 --> 00:06:36,466 it just takes me breath away. 130 00:06:36,468 --> 00:06:37,099 How nice is it of you. 131 00:06:37,101 --> 00:06:39,801 This is one of the sweetest and most romantic things 132 00:06:39,803 --> 00:06:41,536 that anyone's ever done for us. 133 00:06:41,538 --> 00:06:44,839 A nice meal and just me and you. 134 00:06:44,841 --> 00:06:45,873 I love you, baby. 135 00:06:45,875 --> 00:06:46,840 I love you too. Cheers. 136 00:06:46,842 --> 00:06:49,576 Me and Vicky had a really rough start to our relationship, 137 00:06:49,578 --> 00:06:52,645 but coming here to Cancun, in Mexico, 138 00:06:52,647 --> 00:06:53,646 makes everything worthwhile. 139 00:06:53,648 --> 00:06:58,517 You're gorgeous and I love every single thing about you. 140 00:06:58,519 --> 00:07:00,519 You're a woman who stands up for herself, 141 00:07:00,521 --> 00:07:03,855 and you remind me of my mom in a way. 142 00:07:03,857 --> 00:07:04,856 I genuinely love you that much. 143 00:07:04,858 --> 00:07:07,558 I can see myself spending the rest of my life with you. 144 00:07:07,560 --> 00:07:11,528 I've never felt this way about a boy. 145 00:07:11,530 --> 00:07:14,564 Sitting here underneath the stars, 146 00:07:14,566 --> 00:07:15,798 I've never been more in love, 147 00:07:15,800 --> 00:07:17,666 and I really do mean it when I say it. 148 00:07:17,668 --> 00:07:20,368 I want to spend the rest of me life with him. 149 00:07:20,370 --> 00:07:22,470 I love you, Ricci. 150 00:07:22,472 --> 00:07:25,706 Vicky, I love you too. 151 00:07:29,043 --> 00:07:30,943 James' night is going from bad to worse. 152 00:07:30,945 --> 00:07:34,513 The birds fucked off, and now Holly's pissed off. 153 00:07:34,515 --> 00:07:37,048 It's just a lose-lose situation. 154 00:07:37,050 --> 00:07:39,583 I decided I wanted to go over to Gary, 155 00:07:39,585 --> 00:07:42,152 and I want to tell him that me feelings aren't going 156 00:07:42,154 --> 00:07:43,553 to get in the way, and I'm not bothered 157 00:07:43,555 --> 00:07:45,054 about him in that way anymore. 158 00:07:45,056 --> 00:07:47,056 I don't like him like that. 159 00:07:50,026 --> 00:07:51,426 We'll always be friends? 160 00:07:51,428 --> 00:07:53,861 What do you want us to say? (shouts indistinctly) 161 00:07:53,863 --> 00:07:57,798 He always finds a way to twist it 'round and just mug us off. 162 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:01,668 Charlotte, we're friends. We're not-- my God! 163 00:08:01,670 --> 00:08:03,803 She gets angry 'cause I call her friends. 164 00:08:03,805 --> 00:08:05,171 And she says, "We're not friends!" 165 00:08:05,173 --> 00:08:07,973 I don't want to start with her. What are we then? 166 00:08:10,609 --> 00:08:13,611 Now I can see I'm starting to get a little bit angry 167 00:08:13,613 --> 00:08:16,680 'cause Gary's not letting us finish me fucking sentence. 168 00:08:16,682 --> 00:08:19,115 I need to back away before I smack him 169 00:08:19,117 --> 00:08:21,517 in his skinny prick face. 170 00:08:21,519 --> 00:08:23,151 I'm pissed off. 171 00:08:28,056 --> 00:08:30,490 It's so frustrating to see Charlotte and Gary 172 00:08:30,492 --> 00:08:32,225 argue with each other and be so angry at 173 00:08:32,227 --> 00:08:35,027 each other in the club when really, 174 00:08:35,029 --> 00:08:37,629 I know how much they love each other. 175 00:08:38,564 --> 00:08:40,798 I was thinking of heading to the house. 176 00:08:40,800 --> 00:08:42,633 After all that drama with Charlotte, 177 00:08:42,635 --> 00:08:45,002 and that little stupid argument, fuck this. 178 00:08:45,004 --> 00:08:49,072 I'm getting two girls and I'm going home. 179 00:08:50,974 --> 00:08:52,908 That's it. I'm forgetting about him. 180 00:08:52,910 --> 00:08:54,476 I'm forgetting about how angry he makes us. 181 00:08:54,478 --> 00:08:58,012 And I'm going to get mortal with Sophie and Holly. 182 00:09:01,116 --> 00:09:03,650 It's time for Charlotte to forget that parsnip, 183 00:09:03,652 --> 00:09:08,855 hop on the Mexicans, and feel them coconuts. 184 00:09:16,763 --> 00:09:18,764 Last night, I was on cloud nine. 185 00:09:18,766 --> 00:09:22,901 Tonight, I'm on fucking cloud 14. 186 00:09:22,903 --> 00:09:26,037 One, two, three! 187 00:09:26,039 --> 00:09:27,938 Aah! 188 00:09:27,940 --> 00:09:29,039 I don't even know what's happening. 189 00:09:29,041 --> 00:09:30,907 I can't control meself. I'm totally out of body 190 00:09:30,909 --> 00:09:36,245 experience, and for a second, I remember I'm not a stripper. 191 00:09:36,247 --> 00:09:41,883 Stop lifting your legs so high. Your flap is going to fall out. 192 00:09:49,057 --> 00:09:50,757 Trying to get me drunk? 193 00:09:50,759 --> 00:09:53,593 I never need to get you drunk. You're easy. 194 00:09:53,595 --> 00:09:58,931 ¶ 195 00:10:00,133 --> 00:10:02,701 Oh! Oh! 196 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:04,936 This is unreal. 197 00:10:04,938 --> 00:10:06,871 I feel like I'm on a holiday romance 198 00:10:06,873 --> 00:10:09,607 with two birds. 199 00:10:22,153 --> 00:10:25,356 How many people are going to be staying in this house? 200 00:10:25,358 --> 00:10:28,625 The bed situation is fucked-up as it is, 201 00:10:28,627 --> 00:10:32,328 never mind with outsiders coming in. 202 00:10:33,863 --> 00:10:37,699 Up in the morning, morning sex. Amazing. 203 00:10:37,701 --> 00:10:39,634 Standout. Get the girls out early. 204 00:10:39,636 --> 00:10:40,735 This time, it's not "see you never." 205 00:10:40,737 --> 00:10:42,970 I would happily see these two girls 206 00:10:42,972 --> 00:10:43,837 anytime they want. 207 00:10:43,839 --> 00:10:47,774 Mint banter, and I've had an unreal two nights. 208 00:10:48,675 --> 00:10:50,275 I had a good time last night, to be fair. 209 00:10:50,277 --> 00:10:51,142 I didn't think I would. 210 00:10:51,144 --> 00:10:53,210 I thought you were in a right little mood. 211 00:10:53,212 --> 00:10:54,978 I can't stop being in a mood, James. 212 00:10:54,980 --> 00:10:56,646 I'm just really, really homesick. 213 00:10:56,648 --> 00:10:58,681 Joel's gone for a few days now, 214 00:10:58,683 --> 00:10:59,848 and I still feel shagged. 215 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:03,351 She was upset pretty much as soon as she got here. 216 00:11:03,353 --> 00:11:06,654 And then once Joel came, she had it rough for a bit. 217 00:11:06,656 --> 00:11:09,790 And now he's gone, I think there's nothing left 218 00:11:09,792 --> 00:11:10,724 to keep her happy here. 219 00:11:10,726 --> 00:11:13,793 If you're gonna do it, do it. I know. 220 00:11:13,795 --> 00:11:17,196 'Cause you're making me sad. Depressing me. 221 00:11:17,198 --> 00:11:19,131 I want to go while I cry. 222 00:11:19,133 --> 00:11:20,365 Yeah, of course. 223 00:11:20,367 --> 00:11:22,467 I don't want to be here anymore. 224 00:11:22,469 --> 00:11:24,101 And it keeps playing in me mind. 225 00:11:24,103 --> 00:11:27,170 Shall I go, shall I stay, shall I go, shall I stay? 226 00:11:27,172 --> 00:11:30,139 And I have got very good friends in this house. 227 00:11:30,141 --> 00:11:32,875 If I want to go home, they'll respect me decision. 228 00:11:32,877 --> 00:11:35,043 Only thing that'll make us happy is being home. 229 00:11:35,045 --> 00:11:37,412 You're a right miserable bastard. 230 00:11:37,414 --> 00:11:40,715 Shut up, you. 231 00:11:42,117 --> 00:11:45,352 Today, we're going to see a little bit of real Mexico. 232 00:11:45,354 --> 00:11:47,153 Oh, God. 233 00:11:47,155 --> 00:11:49,188 Everyone's off for a big day out, 234 00:11:49,190 --> 00:11:51,757 but I obviously can't go because of me leg. 235 00:11:51,759 --> 00:11:55,293 Holly's offered to stay and look after us. 236 00:11:55,295 --> 00:11:56,827 Fucking hell. I hope she doesn't think 237 00:11:56,829 --> 00:11:58,328 it's another physio appointment, 238 00:11:58,330 --> 00:12:00,363 because this is happening far too often. 239 00:12:00,365 --> 00:12:02,765 I haven't shaved me bikini line, 240 00:12:02,767 --> 00:12:06,769 and down there looks like a massive, grisly spider. 241 00:12:06,771 --> 00:12:08,470 Is that looking okay on that side? 242 00:12:08,472 --> 00:12:11,506 I'm in a rush, and I need to shave it. 243 00:12:11,508 --> 00:12:14,509 In the kitchen sink? 244 00:12:20,282 --> 00:12:22,383 I don't know what's going on with me and Jay. 245 00:12:22,385 --> 00:12:28,122 We're not friends, that's all I know, and I don't care. 246 00:12:28,124 --> 00:12:29,089 Come on then, Jay. 247 00:12:29,091 --> 00:12:30,790 Becca, you jump in the other one? 248 00:12:30,792 --> 00:12:31,357 No bother. 249 00:12:31,359 --> 00:12:32,725 That's how immature he is, 250 00:12:32,727 --> 00:12:37,029 that's how pathetic he is, that he doesn't want us to be 251 00:12:37,031 --> 00:12:38,130 on the same buggy as him. 252 00:12:38,132 --> 00:12:41,900 Are you going on that one? Yeah. 253 00:12:41,902 --> 00:12:44,068 The less time I spend with Rebecca the better, 254 00:12:44,070 --> 00:12:48,305 'cause all she does is annoy us and pisses us off. 255 00:12:49,807 --> 00:12:51,240 Hola! Hola! 256 00:12:51,242 --> 00:12:52,808 Come on! Put your foot down! 257 00:12:52,810 --> 00:12:54,176 I've got me foot down, man! 258 00:12:54,178 --> 00:12:55,977 Right, let's sing a song. 259 00:12:55,979 --> 00:12:59,447 (singing indistinctly) 260 00:12:59,449 --> 00:13:03,117 As soon as Charlotte sits right next to us, 261 00:13:03,119 --> 00:13:05,519 she will not shut the fuck up. 262 00:13:05,521 --> 00:13:08,054 ¶ He played knick knack on my poo with a knick knack-- ¶ 263 00:13:08,056 --> 00:13:10,489 ¶ This old man... Will you stop mentioning poo? 264 00:13:10,491 --> 00:13:12,557 I think she's basically woke up today and thought, 265 00:13:12,559 --> 00:13:14,759 "Do you know what? I'm going to annoy Jay today." 266 00:13:14,761 --> 00:13:18,462 Will you do us a favor and just shut up for five minutes? 267 00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:20,797 Give us a bit of peace. 268 00:13:20,799 --> 00:13:22,532 We've all had an amazing day, 269 00:13:22,534 --> 00:13:25,334 but I want to talk to Gary. 270 00:13:27,070 --> 00:13:28,270 'Cause, as they say, you're a fucking dick. 271 00:13:28,272 --> 00:13:30,805 I want to tell him what I tried to tell him at the club, 272 00:13:30,807 --> 00:13:32,439 but this time without him interrupting. 273 00:13:32,441 --> 00:13:34,441 I don't need you to keep on reassuring us we're friends. 274 00:13:34,443 --> 00:13:37,777 So do you want us to say here? What do you want us to say here? 275 00:13:37,779 --> 00:13:39,311 I don't-- So if I said-- 276 00:13:39,313 --> 00:13:42,280 Don't even mention it. Why do you keep mentioning it? 277 00:13:42,282 --> 00:13:43,314 "Oh, we're friends." 278 00:13:43,316 --> 00:13:45,015 I don't have to keep on saying it to Sophie. 279 00:13:45,017 --> 00:13:46,182 "Sophie, we're friends, you know. 280 00:13:46,184 --> 00:13:47,583 Me and you, Sophie, are friends." 281 00:13:47,585 --> 00:13:48,984 I just can't be arsed with it. 282 00:13:48,986 --> 00:13:51,119 This is the reason I haven't been banging her. 283 00:13:51,121 --> 00:13:53,788 I might as well just been banging her from day one. 284 00:13:53,790 --> 00:13:55,990 If I wanted to piss, I can. 285 00:13:55,992 --> 00:13:57,024 Okay. Have fun. 286 00:13:57,026 --> 00:13:59,292 Have 20 seconds and just go for it. 287 00:13:59,294 --> 00:14:00,192 No, I'm finished. 288 00:14:00,194 --> 00:14:02,327 You're finished? Decent. 289 00:14:02,329 --> 00:14:03,261 I'm so fucking pissed off. 290 00:14:03,263 --> 00:14:06,364 He wants to keep on walking 'cause when I get a hold of him, 291 00:14:06,366 --> 00:14:08,933 I'm gonna wring him by his scrawny neck, 292 00:14:08,935 --> 00:14:10,134 just like I wring me knickers 293 00:14:10,136 --> 00:14:13,237 when I'm trying to get the shit stains out of them. 294 00:14:21,012 --> 00:14:23,279 We're all going out tonight. All nine of us. 295 00:14:23,281 --> 00:14:25,914 We've never had a night where it's been the family. 296 00:14:25,916 --> 00:14:30,351 So I'm so excited, it's gonna be amazing. 297 00:14:36,358 --> 00:14:37,825 I really do love Ricci. 298 00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:41,829 I've never felt this way about anybody else in me life, 299 00:14:41,831 --> 00:14:45,299 and I just really want it to work. 300 00:14:47,035 --> 00:14:50,270 We notice it's karaoke. Me and Soph are like, 301 00:14:50,272 --> 00:14:52,839 "Fucking get in, we'll smash it." 302 00:14:52,841 --> 00:14:55,141 We're doing really, really well, 303 00:14:55,143 --> 00:14:59,912 if you don't mind the sound of whales being tortured. 304 00:14:59,914 --> 00:15:01,980 (cheering, shouting) 305 00:15:01,982 --> 00:15:02,880 ¶ Whoa whoa 306 00:15:02,882 --> 00:15:05,515 Always knew Holly could reach them high notes. 307 00:15:05,517 --> 00:15:07,183 She's a canny deep throat. 308 00:15:07,185 --> 00:15:08,017 ¶ Whoa whoa 309 00:15:08,019 --> 00:15:09,918 They're taking it far too seriously. 310 00:15:09,920 --> 00:15:11,486 I just can't handle it. 311 00:15:11,488 --> 00:15:15,857 So I decide I'm gonna break the ice and throw me bra at them. 312 00:15:15,859 --> 00:15:21,262 Whoo... 313 00:15:21,264 --> 00:15:23,530 Ricci is furious. 314 00:15:23,532 --> 00:15:29,002 His eyes would literally burn a hole in the back of your head. 315 00:15:29,004 --> 00:15:32,472 If it was my girlfriend doing that, I would laugh about it, 316 00:15:32,474 --> 00:15:33,973 but Ricci, on the other hand, 317 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,441 just took it the total wrong way. 318 00:15:35,443 --> 00:15:39,511 He cannot believe it. He's furious. 319 00:15:39,513 --> 00:15:41,379 She's down there without her bra on. 320 00:15:41,381 --> 00:15:43,914 I feel like it's disrespectful to me, 321 00:15:43,916 --> 00:15:47,250 and definitely disrespectful to our relationship. 322 00:15:48,051 --> 00:15:51,920 Holly, James, and Becca are heading home, 323 00:15:51,922 --> 00:15:56,991 but now I am ready to party! 324 00:16:03,598 --> 00:16:06,466 Get to the club, I'm fucking furious with Vicky. 325 00:16:06,468 --> 00:16:10,169 As I get out of the taxi at the club, Ricci extends his hand, 326 00:16:10,171 --> 00:16:15,073 but the minute I put my hand in his, he squeezes it so hard. 327 00:16:15,075 --> 00:16:15,907 He's in a huff. 328 00:16:15,909 --> 00:16:18,276 He's gone in one of his petulant little moods, 329 00:16:18,278 --> 00:16:20,544 and it makes us feel awkward and uncomfortable 330 00:16:20,546 --> 00:16:23,280 when he does this, and I hate it. 331 00:16:31,122 --> 00:16:32,222 Vicky knows there's something up, 332 00:16:32,224 --> 00:16:35,225 and the fact that she can't be arsed to say sorry 333 00:16:35,227 --> 00:16:36,292 for what she's actually done-- 334 00:16:36,294 --> 00:16:38,093 If this would have been the other way 'round, 335 00:16:38,095 --> 00:16:40,361 she would have fucking flipped. 336 00:16:43,631 --> 00:16:46,633 The control and protective side of Ricci is coming out, 337 00:16:46,635 --> 00:16:53,606 and his reaction to what was just a silly joke is ridiculous. 338 00:16:56,009 --> 00:16:59,411 It's so tacky, and something that a young kid would do, 339 00:16:59,413 --> 00:17:01,946 and not someone that's in a relationship. 340 00:17:01,948 --> 00:17:03,747 It might be banter, but it's not funny. 341 00:17:03,749 --> 00:17:08,284 He's making us feel so worthless, 342 00:17:08,286 --> 00:17:10,986 and I just can't keep it in anymore. 343 00:17:25,768 --> 00:17:27,301 I've missed that voice. 344 00:17:27,303 --> 00:17:31,071 It's angry, it's feisty, and it's full of fire. 345 00:17:31,073 --> 00:17:33,106 All I ever hear now is this new voice. 346 00:17:33,108 --> 00:17:35,374 It's like, whinging, it's like a baby, 347 00:17:35,376 --> 00:17:38,744 and it only ever happens when she's around Ricci. 348 00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:42,713 It's another thing in a chain of events 349 00:17:42,715 --> 00:17:44,581 that are getting to us and hurting me feelings. 350 00:17:44,583 --> 00:17:48,284 It's another thing that Ricci's trying to do to control us, 351 00:17:48,286 --> 00:17:51,186 and something is going to give. 352 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:04,465 I've got a good-looking cock, haven't I? 353 00:18:04,467 --> 00:18:05,632 Fucking model of a cock. 354 00:18:05,634 --> 00:18:09,002 The worst thing that can happen would be for me and Holly 355 00:18:09,004 --> 00:18:10,570 to become like Gaz and Charlotte. 356 00:18:10,572 --> 00:18:13,806 That's not going to happen. I will not let that happen. 357 00:18:13,808 --> 00:18:15,607 I will fuck fucking beautiful bodies 358 00:18:15,609 --> 00:18:20,378 with me beautiful cock-- I'll win fucking hands down. 359 00:18:20,380 --> 00:18:21,645 I don't want to fall in that trap where, 360 00:18:21,647 --> 00:18:25,415 if I brought a bird back, she would kick off about it. 361 00:18:25,417 --> 00:18:27,316 I'd much rather just stay mates with her, 362 00:18:27,318 --> 00:18:31,787 and then occasionally bang her when I say I'm not gonna. 363 00:18:36,692 --> 00:18:40,728 I can just have sex with a boy and be friends. 364 00:18:40,730 --> 00:18:43,330 Like, I know a lot of girls can't do that, 365 00:18:43,332 --> 00:18:44,431 and it's very difficult. 366 00:18:44,433 --> 00:18:47,734 But fortunately, I have that ability. 367 00:18:51,371 --> 00:18:54,373 Today I am feeling so low, 368 00:18:54,375 --> 00:18:57,309 so down, and really, really homesick. 369 00:18:57,311 --> 00:19:00,045 I'm sick of Soph being miserable. 370 00:19:00,047 --> 00:19:02,647 She needs to cheer the fuck up. 371 00:19:04,049 --> 00:19:07,518 Finally, Vicky's come to her senses, come over to me, 372 00:19:07,520 --> 00:19:09,820 and apologized for what she's done. 373 00:19:09,822 --> 00:19:12,222 From all these times I've spent with Vicky, 374 00:19:12,224 --> 00:19:14,490 I'm looking at her now in the club thinking, 375 00:19:14,492 --> 00:19:16,425 "You're a different girl." 376 00:19:16,427 --> 00:19:18,393 I don't want to argue with him, 377 00:19:18,395 --> 00:19:22,563 and I'll just forget about it on the surface. 378 00:19:22,565 --> 00:19:25,265 Nothing's forgotten on inside. 379 00:19:25,267 --> 00:19:28,434 Nothing. 380 00:19:35,074 --> 00:19:37,608 I'm not happy. I miss home. 381 00:19:37,610 --> 00:19:41,678 I've got a boyfriend, and things have changed. 382 00:19:41,680 --> 00:19:45,148 Everyone! News! 383 00:19:45,816 --> 00:19:49,619 Youse know that I've been thinking about going home. 384 00:19:49,621 --> 00:19:54,924 And I just want to tell you that today's me last day, 385 00:19:54,926 --> 00:19:56,859 and I'm going home tomorrow morning. 386 00:19:56,861 --> 00:19:57,960 I don't feel like I'm happy. 387 00:19:57,962 --> 00:20:02,397 And like, I don't want to make everyone miserable. 388 00:20:05,534 --> 00:20:07,535 I don't even want to listen. 389 00:20:07,537 --> 00:20:10,938 I don't even want to believe what she's saying is true 390 00:20:10,940 --> 00:20:12,205 because she's me best friend, 391 00:20:12,207 --> 00:20:15,741 and I've got no one in this house apart from Sophie. 392 00:20:15,743 --> 00:20:20,312 And now she's going, and I don't I'm going to be able 393 00:20:20,314 --> 00:20:22,647 to deal without her. 394 00:20:23,715 --> 00:20:25,982 I hope Soph doesn't regret leaving, 395 00:20:25,984 --> 00:20:28,818 because I feel like she's leaving for Joel. 396 00:20:28,820 --> 00:20:30,886 And if Joel breaks her heart, 397 00:20:30,888 --> 00:20:33,321 then I'll break his fucking legs. 398 00:20:33,323 --> 00:20:35,856 I just can't handle it no longer. 399 00:20:35,858 --> 00:20:37,791 She's like a mum to me. 400 00:20:37,793 --> 00:20:40,026 She's like, I can go to her with any problem. 401 00:20:40,028 --> 00:20:41,894 I will miss her, like, a lot. 402 00:20:41,896 --> 00:20:44,730 Who's gonna protect Charlotte from Gary? 403 00:20:44,732 --> 00:20:47,899 I'm just scared in case I'm forgotten about so quickly. 404 00:20:47,901 --> 00:20:52,737 No one's gonna forget you. Don't be so stupid. 405 00:21:00,345 --> 00:21:04,047 When I seen that board, I was like, oh, God, all the best. 406 00:21:04,049 --> 00:21:07,717 Let's do what we gotta do, and fuck all. 407 00:21:09,653 --> 00:21:10,886 We've gotta go to work. 408 00:21:10,888 --> 00:21:12,954 We don't say a single word to each other. 409 00:21:12,956 --> 00:21:15,022 I hate him. I don't want to spend 410 00:21:15,024 --> 00:21:18,492 any time with him at all. 411 00:21:22,930 --> 00:21:27,300 We get to work, and me and Jay are just sitting there. 412 00:21:27,302 --> 00:21:28,067 We're not doing anything. 413 00:21:28,069 --> 00:21:29,868 You know Soph's gone. Yeah. 414 00:21:29,870 --> 00:21:32,804 And, like, now everyone's got them now. 415 00:21:32,806 --> 00:21:34,005 Yeah. 416 00:21:34,007 --> 00:21:35,606 It's gonna be hard. 417 00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:37,474 I know you'll be... 418 00:21:37,476 --> 00:21:40,410 Are you not a bit happy as well so you can get a bit more, 419 00:21:40,412 --> 00:21:42,044 like, you and Charlotte time? 420 00:21:42,046 --> 00:21:44,046 Ooh! I fucking hate him! 421 00:21:44,048 --> 00:21:46,448 Trying to be cocky about the me and Charlotte thing, 422 00:21:46,450 --> 00:21:47,916 it's absolutely fucking pathetic. 423 00:21:47,918 --> 00:21:52,754 I can't actually believe I used to put my tongue in his mouth. 424 00:21:52,756 --> 00:21:55,423 Like literally, you know if I hear it come out of your mouth 425 00:21:55,425 --> 00:21:57,758 one more time, I'm literally just going to walk away, 426 00:21:57,760 --> 00:21:59,726 because you're starting to bore us. 427 00:21:59,728 --> 00:22:02,295 The thing with Rebecca, she's imitating her-- 428 00:22:02,297 --> 00:22:04,764 she's loud and just trying to do what Charlotte does, 429 00:22:04,766 --> 00:22:09,401 but being really loud with it, and she's immature. 430 00:22:09,403 --> 00:22:11,035 Fuck off. 431 00:22:11,037 --> 00:22:15,773 She is like a little kid. Aah! 432 00:22:18,443 --> 00:22:22,813 It's Sophie's last day, we want to make it a good one. 433 00:22:22,980 --> 00:22:24,714 So we're going to take her to the beach, 434 00:22:24,716 --> 00:22:26,849 have a nice little chill-out, a couple of drinks, 435 00:22:26,851 --> 00:22:30,919 and just give her the send-off she deserves. 436 00:22:30,921 --> 00:22:34,422 Arriba! Arriba! 437 00:22:34,424 --> 00:22:36,690 These people are good people. 438 00:22:36,692 --> 00:22:38,925 Even though we kick off, we fight, 439 00:22:38,927 --> 00:22:41,727 but what we can do is laugh about it at the end 440 00:22:41,729 --> 00:22:43,562 because we really do love each other. 441 00:22:43,564 --> 00:22:49,334 To Sophie. See youse in Newcastle! 442 00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:54,404 I like it when you're sober. 443 00:22:54,406 --> 00:22:57,073 I like you sometimes when you're pissed. 444 00:22:57,075 --> 00:23:00,709 Why? 445 00:23:00,711 --> 00:23:02,510 You suck the cock better when you're pissed. 446 00:23:02,512 --> 00:23:03,944 No, I don't. I suck it good anyway. 447 00:23:03,946 --> 00:23:07,147 James always says like, he doesn't want to do anything 448 00:23:07,149 --> 00:23:08,715 'cause he doesn't want to spoil the friendship, 449 00:23:08,717 --> 00:23:10,383 and he doesn't want to get me upset. 450 00:23:10,385 --> 00:23:14,653 But a lot of the time, it's him instigating it. 451 00:23:14,655 --> 00:23:15,954 What would happen if I did this? 452 00:23:15,956 --> 00:23:19,157 Stop grabbing me cock when there's little kids about, man! 453 00:23:19,159 --> 00:23:21,425 I think there must be some sort of magnet 454 00:23:21,427 --> 00:23:23,760 between Holly's hand and my cock, 455 00:23:23,762 --> 00:23:26,996 'cause every 10 minutes, it just seems as it 456 00:23:26,998 --> 00:23:28,864 they're attracted to one another. 457 00:23:28,866 --> 00:23:31,366 And to be honest, what lad's gonna complain 458 00:23:31,368 --> 00:23:33,101 about a bird grabbing his cock? 459 00:23:33,103 --> 00:23:36,370 I'm going out tonight, so I might find meself a bird. 460 00:23:36,372 --> 00:23:38,672 Yep. 461 00:23:40,675 --> 00:23:42,509 Aww... Why'd you do that! 462 00:23:42,511 --> 00:23:44,143 You say that as if I'm, like, bothered. 463 00:23:44,145 --> 00:23:45,177 I'm totally not bothered. 464 00:23:45,179 --> 00:23:47,913 She's saying she's not bothered, so I don't know if 465 00:23:47,915 --> 00:23:52,450 she's just covering herself, or she's not. 466 00:23:52,452 --> 00:23:57,855 I don't give a shit. Good. 467 00:23:59,858 --> 00:24:01,391 Bye, beach. 468 00:24:01,393 --> 00:24:06,896 Bye, sea. Bye, Mexican men. 469 00:24:06,898 --> 00:24:11,433 Little help? Can't get up. 470 00:24:15,571 --> 00:24:19,974 It's Sophie's last night, and I want to make it nice for her. 471 00:24:19,976 --> 00:24:21,742 I want to make it special. 472 00:24:21,744 --> 00:24:26,146 I just don't want her to leave this experience on a down note. 473 00:24:28,082 --> 00:24:30,116 It's one of the first times we've all sat around, 474 00:24:30,118 --> 00:24:32,852 just us and ate something together. 475 00:24:32,854 --> 00:24:33,786 And it feels really nice. 476 00:24:33,788 --> 00:24:37,089 Me favorite part was probably like, the first house. 477 00:24:37,091 --> 00:24:39,224 First time. That was me best bit, man. 478 00:24:39,226 --> 00:24:42,527 I remember the first time me and Sophie met. 479 00:24:42,529 --> 00:24:43,661 The first person I spoke to, 480 00:24:43,663 --> 00:24:45,929 the first person I fell asleep with, 481 00:24:45,931 --> 00:24:47,497 the first person I was sick with. 482 00:24:47,499 --> 00:24:49,098 And I remember when she weighed herself. 483 00:24:49,100 --> 00:24:53,569 I knew that we were just going to be best friends forever. 484 00:24:53,571 --> 00:24:57,105 To Sophie! 485 00:25:05,781 --> 00:25:09,450 What's going on? Ugh! Is this "Geordie Shore"? 486 00:25:09,452 --> 00:25:10,818 Marriage? Ehh! 487 00:25:10,820 --> 00:25:14,154 Seriously? Seriously, man. Aye. 488 00:25:14,156 --> 00:25:15,488 What? 489 00:25:15,490 --> 00:25:16,889 And I'm like, "Whoa, whoa, whoa, mate, 490 00:25:16,891 --> 00:25:19,224 you need to think this through." 491 00:25:19,226 --> 00:25:21,259 I've never been so happy. 492 00:25:21,261 --> 00:25:25,062 She's exactly the same way, do you know what I mean? 493 00:25:25,064 --> 00:25:26,263 Fucking hell. 494 00:25:26,265 --> 00:25:28,098 I-I-I know you're just talking about it, 495 00:25:28,100 --> 00:25:30,600 but I didn't think it would happen like this fucking-- 496 00:25:30,602 --> 00:25:31,634 this fast like. 497 00:25:31,636 --> 00:25:33,636 I'm thinking out here, like, 498 00:25:33,638 --> 00:25:36,138 getting through absolutely anything. 499 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:37,172 We're happy with each other. 500 00:25:37,174 --> 00:25:39,040 Boy's talking about proposing to Vicky. 501 00:25:39,042 --> 00:25:41,142 Can't wait. Nervous, scared. 502 00:25:41,144 --> 00:25:43,144 Don't know what the fuck's gonna happen. 503 00:25:43,146 --> 00:25:44,578 Hopefully she'll say yes. 504 00:25:44,580 --> 00:25:47,714 Fuck it! All right, let's go. 505 00:25:49,817 --> 00:25:51,083 Come on, come on, come on. 506 00:25:51,085 --> 00:25:53,552 This way, this way. Come on, lads. 507 00:25:53,554 --> 00:25:57,923 (laughter, cheering) 508 00:25:57,925 --> 00:26:01,593 (mariachi music playing) 509 00:26:01,595 --> 00:26:05,063 The tunes are on, we've got a band playing proper Mexican. 510 00:26:05,065 --> 00:26:07,698 Everyone's dancing, everyone's having a good time. 511 00:26:07,700 --> 00:26:10,667 We've all got drinks, and it's put a smile on me face. 512 00:26:10,669 --> 00:26:12,602 I literally just look around and think, 513 00:26:12,604 --> 00:26:17,673 "I've got some fucking daft best friends, me, like. 514 00:26:17,675 --> 00:26:20,242 ¶ 515 00:26:20,244 --> 00:26:24,512 "Honestly, I've never seen someone's face light up 516 00:26:24,514 --> 00:26:25,913 the way that Sophie's did. 517 00:26:25,915 --> 00:26:27,848 (all cheering) 518 00:26:27,850 --> 00:26:31,051 Who's single? Ole! 519 00:26:31,919 --> 00:26:34,620 Tomorrow night, though, I'll be there for you. 520 00:26:34,622 --> 00:26:35,287 We'll have a good night. 521 00:26:35,289 --> 00:26:37,522 During the next day, I'll be there for you, 522 00:26:37,524 --> 00:26:38,789 the next night, I'll be there for you. 523 00:26:38,791 --> 00:26:41,057 Just fucking have a good time. 524 00:26:41,059 --> 00:26:41,957 Okay. Right? 525 00:26:41,959 --> 00:26:42,891 Yeah. No pulling. 526 00:26:42,893 --> 00:26:46,794 Thanks for that, Gary. Two days of no pulling. 527 00:26:46,796 --> 00:26:49,730 Treat me like a princess, don't you? 528 00:26:49,732 --> 00:26:50,664 What a lucky girl I am. 529 00:26:50,666 --> 00:26:53,133 What about if I want you to go in the toilet with us 530 00:26:53,135 --> 00:26:54,100 while I have a poo? 531 00:26:54,102 --> 00:26:57,169 But I'm dead upset about Sophie. 532 00:26:57,171 --> 00:26:59,271 I'll come. 533 00:27:01,073 --> 00:27:04,041 I have tidied this whole house today. 534 00:27:04,043 --> 00:27:06,143 I've cooked, I've put everything together, 535 00:27:06,145 --> 00:27:09,279 and fuck it, I am gonna get drunk. 536 00:27:09,281 --> 00:27:11,281 And I am gonna enjoy meself. 537 00:27:11,283 --> 00:27:12,815 Bring on the fucking Rose. 538 00:27:12,817 --> 00:27:14,283 Oh no, Vicky, that is too big! 539 00:27:14,285 --> 00:27:18,920 We're all having an amazing time, and we're all mortal. 540 00:27:18,922 --> 00:27:22,590 Apart from Vicky, who's a little bit more mortal than all of us. 541 00:27:22,592 --> 00:27:25,559 Teach me how to Dougie. Teach-- teach me how to Dougie 542 00:27:25,561 --> 00:27:27,961 I'm just relaxed and I'm having one of the best times 543 00:27:27,963 --> 00:27:28,895 I've had since I got here. 544 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,765 Teach me how to Dougie. Teach me how to Dougie 545 00:27:34,768 --> 00:27:36,268 There's not a chance I'm going to be able 546 00:27:36,270 --> 00:27:37,269 to sleep properly tonight. 547 00:27:37,271 --> 00:27:39,037 Vicky's absolutely mortal. 548 00:27:39,039 --> 00:27:41,806 This is not acceptable behavior whatsoever. 549 00:27:41,808 --> 00:27:43,941 She needs to sort herself out. 550 00:27:43,943 --> 00:27:45,342 Come on, babe. 551 00:27:45,344 --> 00:27:49,612 Fucking bitch. 552 00:27:49,614 --> 00:27:52,314 Cheers! 553 00:27:53,883 --> 00:27:56,784 I can't leave the house. 554 00:27:56,786 --> 00:27:58,619 Where have you been? Where have you been? 555 00:27:58,621 --> 00:27:59,786 Ricci, you're horrible. You're awful. 556 00:27:59,788 --> 00:28:00,953 Where have you been? You're a nightmare. 557 00:28:00,955 --> 00:28:02,955 Where have you been? You're a nightmare to go out with. 558 00:28:02,957 --> 00:28:05,657 Just leave us alone and let us get on with it. 559 00:28:05,659 --> 00:28:08,993 You're a horrible drunk. Oh, my God. 560 00:28:08,995 --> 00:28:11,395 You're-- No, you're a horrible pissant, 561 00:28:11,397 --> 00:28:12,396 and I couldn't give a fuck. 562 00:28:12,398 --> 00:28:15,065 Tonight is the first night since I've got here 563 00:28:15,067 --> 00:28:16,399 that I've let me hair down properly 564 00:28:16,401 --> 00:28:19,201 and just got drunk and had fun and not been scared 565 00:28:19,203 --> 00:28:22,003 that he was gonna get drunk and start something. 566 00:28:22,005 --> 00:28:27,041 All the things I've been planning, that is done. Done! 567 00:28:27,043 --> 00:28:29,676 So fucking what, Ricci? 568 00:28:29,678 --> 00:28:31,978 Done. 569 00:28:31,980 --> 00:28:35,748 You're a horrible fucking drunk. You are a nasty fucking prick 570 00:28:35,750 --> 00:28:37,750 with a bad attitude, and that's all you are. 571 00:28:37,752 --> 00:28:39,985 And you know what you do? You wind me up. 572 00:28:39,987 --> 00:28:43,989 You make me the worst possible person I could be. 573 00:28:43,991 --> 00:28:45,056 You can fuck off. 574 00:28:45,058 --> 00:28:49,727 Fuck me. Volcano Vicky has just erupted. 575 00:28:49,729 --> 00:28:52,196 Bye. 576 00:28:56,668 --> 00:29:00,170 Vicky and Ricci are kicking off. 577 00:29:00,172 --> 00:29:02,138 It's really gonna be shit. 578 00:29:02,140 --> 00:29:04,039 Stupid, stupid little boy. 579 00:29:04,041 --> 00:29:05,407 Nobody-- Fuck off. 580 00:29:05,409 --> 00:29:08,309 Fuck off. You are fucking sorry. 581 00:29:08,311 --> 00:29:10,477 Fine, I'm done. You idiot. You idiot. 582 00:29:10,479 --> 00:29:11,377 I'm done. 583 00:29:11,379 --> 00:29:13,245 It's absolutely mental. 584 00:29:13,247 --> 00:29:16,381 Like, Vicky, she's like a banshee. 585 00:29:19,151 --> 00:29:21,819 Never expected this from Vicky, the one person that I love 586 00:29:21,821 --> 00:29:25,756 more than anything in this world, to smack us in the face. 587 00:29:25,758 --> 00:29:27,924 Fuck you. 588 00:29:27,926 --> 00:29:30,760 You fucking (bleep). 589 00:29:31,261 --> 00:29:32,861 Vicky always bangs on about 590 00:29:32,863 --> 00:29:34,495 how bad I am when I'm pissed, 591 00:29:34,497 --> 00:29:37,064 but she's exactly the same. 592 00:29:37,066 --> 00:29:39,132 Please just don't do this. 593 00:29:39,134 --> 00:29:42,368 All I wanted was for you to come upstairs. 594 00:29:42,370 --> 00:29:42,935 No, man. 595 00:29:42,937 --> 00:29:45,237 It just all goes fucking west from there. 596 00:29:45,239 --> 00:29:48,340 I want to be with you! No, you're making us-- 597 00:29:48,342 --> 00:29:51,109 (both talking at once) 598 00:29:51,111 --> 00:29:52,977 Vicky thinks I'm trying to humiliate her. 599 00:29:52,979 --> 00:29:55,846 I'm not. I'm trying to make her see sense. 600 00:29:55,848 --> 00:29:57,948 I'm actually so sorry... 601 00:29:57,950 --> 00:29:59,215 I can't believe what's happened, 602 00:29:59,217 --> 00:30:02,952 but I think it's just the drink that's made Vicky flip out. 603 00:30:02,954 --> 00:30:07,089 How dare you make me look like... 604 00:30:07,091 --> 00:30:09,958 Vicky... Get out of me face. 605 00:30:09,960 --> 00:30:11,259 Fuck you. 606 00:30:11,261 --> 00:30:13,227 And bang. 607 00:30:13,229 --> 00:30:14,194 The old Vicky's back. 608 00:30:14,196 --> 00:30:17,163 None of this nicey nice fuckin' smoochy-smooch 609 00:30:17,165 --> 00:30:18,264 baby talk shit. 610 00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:21,166 I'm gonna fucking kill you. 611 00:30:24,370 --> 00:30:27,338 Today's gone completely fucking west. 612 00:30:27,340 --> 00:30:29,073 Vicky's not going anywhere tonight. 613 00:30:29,075 --> 00:30:30,441 She's absolutely smashed. 614 00:30:30,443 --> 00:30:31,475 I'll leave her with her friends, 615 00:30:31,477 --> 00:30:35,045 and I'll take myself out of the house. 616 00:30:50,928 --> 00:30:53,996 It's been building up and building up, and every nasty, 617 00:30:53,998 --> 00:30:57,632 snidey thing he does behind everyone's fucking back 618 00:30:57,634 --> 00:31:01,035 is getting to us. 619 00:31:01,037 --> 00:31:03,871 I'm not gonna baby talk anymore. 620 00:31:16,251 --> 00:31:16,883 Oh, darling. 621 00:31:16,885 --> 00:31:19,418 Last night has made us want to go home even more. 622 00:31:19,420 --> 00:31:22,287 Same Ricci and Vicky kick off over something really little, 623 00:31:22,289 --> 00:31:25,623 and blown it out of proportion, getting everyone involved 624 00:31:25,625 --> 00:31:28,092 and being angry at everyone. 625 00:31:28,094 --> 00:31:29,426 I don't want to do that. 626 00:31:29,428 --> 00:31:31,528 Me head's all over the shop, 627 00:31:31,530 --> 00:31:32,962 and me heart's all over the shop, 628 00:31:32,964 --> 00:31:33,862 and I don't know how I feel. 629 00:31:33,864 --> 00:31:37,365 I know deep down that I don't want to lose Ricci, 630 00:31:37,367 --> 00:31:40,668 but I also know that I can't go on like this. 631 00:31:40,670 --> 00:31:42,603 I need to see him, I need to speak to him, 632 00:31:42,605 --> 00:31:44,471 I need to sort things out. 633 00:31:44,473 --> 00:31:49,409 I just hope for once he finally sees my point of view. 634 00:31:56,316 --> 00:31:57,282 Sophie. 635 00:31:57,284 --> 00:31:59,884 Eh? Why youse clapping? 636 00:31:59,886 --> 00:32:00,417 I'm going home. 637 00:32:00,419 --> 00:32:03,553 These guys are my best friends for life, 638 00:32:03,555 --> 00:32:04,520 and I know that. 639 00:32:04,522 --> 00:32:08,657 But it's time for me to go home now. 640 00:32:08,659 --> 00:32:12,560 I just need a break. I need a break. 641 00:32:13,028 --> 00:32:16,196 Well... This is it. 642 00:32:17,698 --> 00:32:21,701 It is so hard for someone to leave this big family we've got, 643 00:32:21,703 --> 00:32:24,603 and the bond we've got-- to walk away from it. 644 00:32:24,605 --> 00:32:29,207 I don't want to leave youse. You're all right, man. 645 00:32:29,209 --> 00:32:30,074 Oh, God. 646 00:32:30,076 --> 00:32:33,944 Seriously, I love yas-- Enjoy the rest of your time, mates. 647 00:32:33,946 --> 00:32:38,481 You're me best friends in the whole world. 648 00:32:39,583 --> 00:32:40,616 I'm going to miss you so much. 649 00:32:40,618 --> 00:32:43,719 I know, I know, it's the longest we've been away from each other. 650 00:32:43,721 --> 00:32:46,588 I don't know what I'm going to be like when she's gone. 651 00:32:46,590 --> 00:32:50,992 I can't picture us even being happy anymore. 652 00:32:50,994 --> 00:32:54,195 (James) See ya, Soph. 653 00:32:54,462 --> 00:32:58,131 I've never been that girl who gives up so easily. 654 00:32:58,133 --> 00:33:01,033 I usually stay strong, but now I can't. 655 00:33:01,035 --> 00:33:06,171 Like, I've took so much, and I just want to go home. 656 00:33:16,348 --> 00:33:19,450 (phone ringing) For fuck's sake, fuck off! 657 00:33:19,452 --> 00:33:22,219 Hello? Hello, James? 658 00:33:22,221 --> 00:33:23,019 Hi, you all right? 659 00:33:23,021 --> 00:33:24,754 The insurance and the medical team here have said 660 00:33:24,756 --> 00:33:26,756 that they will agree to fly you back 661 00:33:26,758 --> 00:33:30,259 on business class due to your injury. 662 00:33:30,261 --> 00:33:30,759 Oh, yeah. 663 00:33:30,761 --> 00:33:35,230 Our insurance also agreed that you can take a companion 664 00:33:35,232 --> 00:33:36,965 to fly with you. 665 00:33:36,967 --> 00:33:37,565 He's got a bad leg. 666 00:33:37,567 --> 00:33:40,034 The doctor said he can fly home business class, 667 00:33:40,036 --> 00:33:42,302 and he's allowed to take one person with him. 668 00:33:42,304 --> 00:33:45,171 I need to really know the name of that person 669 00:33:45,173 --> 00:33:46,639 you'd like to take. 670 00:33:46,641 --> 00:33:47,373 What the fuck? 671 00:33:47,375 --> 00:33:50,008 I am just praying he picks me. 672 00:33:50,010 --> 00:33:53,111 Excuse me, I'm here. What about me? 673 00:33:53,113 --> 00:33:57,081 If he picks Holly, that means he can't be banging, 674 00:33:57,083 --> 00:33:58,749 he can't be pulling for the rest of the holiday. 675 00:33:58,751 --> 00:34:03,453 And if he did, that flight home would be a fucking nightmare. 676 00:34:03,455 --> 00:34:05,321 Um, I'm going to take Gary. 677 00:34:05,323 --> 00:34:08,223 You absolute twat. 678 00:34:08,225 --> 00:34:09,757 I'm fucking buzzing. 679 00:34:09,759 --> 00:34:11,158 I get to fly back business class. 680 00:34:11,160 --> 00:34:14,694 Holly, on the other hand, is looking pissed off. 681 00:34:14,696 --> 00:34:18,497 This was James' opportunity to treat Holly. 682 00:34:18,499 --> 00:34:22,801 She's bent over backwards. And she's bent over forwards. 683 00:34:22,803 --> 00:34:24,002 But I just don't get it. 684 00:34:24,004 --> 00:34:27,705 I think it's bang out of order really. 685 00:34:33,111 --> 00:34:34,511 As the father figure of the group, it's my job 686 00:34:34,513 --> 00:34:37,480 to pick everybody up, so I've got a little excursion planned, 687 00:34:37,482 --> 00:34:41,584 and I'm just hoping everyone is going to enjoy it. 688 00:34:41,586 --> 00:34:43,252 Come on! 689 00:34:43,254 --> 00:34:45,120 Oh, my God! Oh, my God! 690 00:34:45,122 --> 00:34:49,724 I was so sad about Sophie going, but Jay's totally cheered us up. 691 00:34:49,726 --> 00:34:52,259 Aah... 692 00:34:52,261 --> 00:34:53,793 ... this morning', are ya? 693 00:34:53,795 --> 00:34:56,595 I couldn't get a shit. I'm really not arsed. 694 00:34:56,597 --> 00:34:57,829 Good. Don't worry about it. 695 00:34:57,831 --> 00:34:59,630 No hard feelings and you'll still be me nurse. 696 00:34:59,632 --> 00:35:02,165 Ah, ah, youse just don't have a nurse anymore. 697 00:35:02,167 --> 00:35:04,600 Nurse Gary now. Oh, is that the craic? 698 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,602 Yeah, that's totally the craic. 699 00:35:06,604 --> 00:35:08,503 I'm absolutely furious. 700 00:35:08,505 --> 00:35:11,572 He's a fucking bellend. An absolute twat. 701 00:35:11,574 --> 00:35:14,441 Who the fuck does he actually think he is? 702 00:35:14,443 --> 00:35:16,342 Like, why are you even asking us? 703 00:35:16,344 --> 00:35:17,443 Just checking that you're all right. 704 00:35:17,445 --> 00:35:18,544 That's what sort of person I am. 705 00:35:18,546 --> 00:35:20,679 I don't want there to be any hard feelings. 706 00:35:20,681 --> 00:35:22,580 The nice guy. Oh, God. 707 00:35:22,582 --> 00:35:25,549 I hope this isn't going to spoil the rest of me holiday. 708 00:35:25,551 --> 00:35:26,683 Blatantly pissed off, aren't you? 709 00:35:26,685 --> 00:35:28,751 I'm not pissed off, James. You are. 710 00:35:28,753 --> 00:35:31,286 I'm not pissed off. 711 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:33,755 This is how bad it gets, man. 712 00:35:33,757 --> 00:35:35,156 You don't realize how bad it is, 713 00:35:35,158 --> 00:35:36,423 and then it gets this bad. 714 00:35:36,425 --> 00:35:37,123 It's so bad. 715 00:35:37,125 --> 00:35:38,724 Like, fucking, I was just sitting there. 716 00:35:38,726 --> 00:35:40,092 She wouldn't even speak to us. 717 00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:41,293 This is what me and Jay were 718 00:35:41,295 --> 00:35:42,360 trying to warn James about. 719 00:35:42,362 --> 00:35:45,262 This is only because he didn't pick her for a flight. 720 00:35:45,264 --> 00:35:47,230 Can you imagine if he banged someone else? 721 00:35:47,232 --> 00:35:48,531 She's gonna do another Vicky. 722 00:35:48,533 --> 00:35:49,798 It's building up inside of her. 723 00:35:49,800 --> 00:35:50,765 She hasn't kicked off. 724 00:35:50,767 --> 00:35:53,334 It's just building up and then she's just gonna go crazy. 725 00:35:53,336 --> 00:35:55,169 Holly and James aren't speaking. 726 00:35:55,171 --> 00:35:56,103 I don't like Rebecca. 727 00:35:56,105 --> 00:35:59,840 Gary and Charlotte, what the fuck is going on now? 728 00:35:59,842 --> 00:36:03,543 It'll take a lot to bring this group together. 729 00:36:09,182 --> 00:36:13,485 I miss the sex. Do you? 730 00:36:13,487 --> 00:36:14,519 Yeah. 731 00:36:14,521 --> 00:36:16,087 No, you don't. That's fine then. 732 00:36:16,089 --> 00:36:18,556 'Cause I don't want the sex off of you anymore. 733 00:36:18,558 --> 00:36:21,225 I'm expecting him to answer back with, 734 00:36:21,227 --> 00:36:22,559 "You know, I still fancy you," 735 00:36:22,561 --> 00:36:25,228 because I honestly think that he still does. 736 00:36:25,230 --> 00:36:27,263 And it's silent. 737 00:36:27,265 --> 00:36:32,568 And the silence is stabbing us like a knife in me chest. 738 00:36:32,570 --> 00:36:34,436 I feel humiliated. 739 00:36:34,438 --> 00:36:36,471 Oh. 740 00:36:36,473 --> 00:36:38,539 Charlotte's in a mood with us for some reason. 741 00:36:38,541 --> 00:36:40,440 She said something, I didn't really hear her. 742 00:36:40,442 --> 00:36:42,475 These kind of situations happen. 743 00:36:42,477 --> 00:36:43,676 You can never understand them. 744 00:36:43,678 --> 00:36:45,277 You just can't understand girls. 745 00:36:45,279 --> 00:36:48,313 I definitely can't understand Charlotte. 746 00:36:53,719 --> 00:36:54,852 Oh, fuck. 747 00:36:54,854 --> 00:36:56,720 Cancun Chris is on his way over, 748 00:36:56,722 --> 00:36:58,755 and the house is a fucking mess. 749 00:36:58,757 --> 00:37:01,557 What the fuck is that? 750 00:37:01,559 --> 00:37:03,425 (doorbell rings) 751 00:37:03,427 --> 00:37:08,863 Oh, Cancun Chris. Come on in, man. 752 00:37:08,865 --> 00:37:09,864 Bloody hell. 753 00:37:09,866 --> 00:37:14,368 As you can see, we've tidied it up something good. 754 00:37:14,370 --> 00:37:14,935 I'm amazed. 755 00:37:14,937 --> 00:37:17,570 Cancun Chris is buzzing. He must have been out in Cancun 756 00:37:17,572 --> 00:37:18,737 and got a bang last night or something. 757 00:37:18,739 --> 00:37:23,241 Vicky and Ricci will not be allowed back into the home. 758 00:37:23,243 --> 00:37:27,144 This behavior just will not be tolerated. 759 00:37:27,146 --> 00:37:29,146 I just hope this is for the best, 760 00:37:29,148 --> 00:37:30,380 and it does help their relationship. 761 00:37:30,382 --> 00:37:32,148 They will be allowed back into the house 762 00:37:32,150 --> 00:37:35,451 to collect their belongings, and that is it. 763 00:37:35,453 --> 00:37:37,219 You guys have a good night. Thanks again. 764 00:37:37,221 --> 00:37:39,321 You too, Chris. See you soon. 765 00:37:39,323 --> 00:37:40,789 Bye, Chris. 766 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:41,957 I'm gutted Vicky's leaving, 767 00:37:41,959 --> 00:37:44,492 because I haven't got to spend much time with her, 768 00:37:44,494 --> 00:37:47,895 and I might not even get to say a good-bye. 769 00:37:47,897 --> 00:37:49,696 Whoo. 770 00:37:49,698 --> 00:37:52,432 ¶ Higher, higher 771 00:37:52,434 --> 00:37:56,669 ¶ Gotta throw your hands up higher ¶ 772 00:37:56,671 --> 00:38:00,873 ¶ 773 00:38:00,875 --> 00:38:03,575 Let's go and let's have a good night. 774 00:38:03,577 --> 00:38:05,276 The lasses aren't talking to the lads, 775 00:38:05,278 --> 00:38:06,477 the lads aren't talking to the lasses. 776 00:38:06,479 --> 00:38:10,047 I can tell it's going to be fucking awkward. 777 00:38:10,049 --> 00:38:16,053 ¶ 778 00:38:17,488 --> 00:38:19,889 As a way of saying thank you to James for the flight, 779 00:38:19,891 --> 00:38:21,924 I'm going to try to give him a helping hand 780 00:38:21,926 --> 00:38:24,293 to pull a bird tonight. 781 00:38:30,933 --> 00:38:33,100 I'll tell people how it is, 782 00:38:33,102 --> 00:38:34,801 and I'm just being honest with Rebecca, 783 00:38:34,803 --> 00:38:37,737 and I do accept that that might have hurt her. 784 00:38:37,739 --> 00:38:39,371 So I'm going to try and apologize. 785 00:38:39,373 --> 00:38:42,874 I'll do it for the sake of everybody else. 786 00:38:46,879 --> 00:38:47,511 Thanks, Jay. 787 00:38:47,513 --> 00:38:52,716 Really nice apology. I feel like shit. 788 00:38:55,319 --> 00:39:00,723 For fuck's sake! Stop ruining me nights out. 789 00:39:04,861 --> 00:39:08,697 It's got us absolutely nowhere, and it's just reminded us 790 00:39:08,699 --> 00:39:12,734 of how annoying she actually is. 791 00:39:13,669 --> 00:39:16,904 Now that Sophie's gone, Gary's promised to look after us. 792 00:39:16,906 --> 00:39:20,641 But to look after us, he can't pull anyone else, 793 00:39:20,643 --> 00:39:23,043 because that's when I get upset. 794 00:39:23,045 --> 00:39:24,377 This is never gonna happen. 795 00:39:24,379 --> 00:39:26,445 I can see in Gary's face that he does want 796 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:30,615 to pull other girls still. 797 00:39:33,685 --> 00:39:38,155 I get ready every night to impress Gary. 798 00:39:38,157 --> 00:39:40,090 I know it's supposed to be for everyone else, 799 00:39:40,092 --> 00:39:44,427 but it's not for everyone else. 800 00:39:47,464 --> 00:39:50,466 When Charlotte's upset, they all huddle around her. 801 00:39:50,468 --> 00:39:51,166 Team Charlotte. 802 00:39:51,168 --> 00:39:52,901 And give me grief and slag me off. 803 00:39:52,903 --> 00:39:55,436 I couldn't give a flying fuck what they think. 804 00:39:55,438 --> 00:39:59,573 I know Charlotte better than any of them ever will. 805 00:40:01,042 --> 00:40:02,942 Holly isn't speaking to James. 806 00:40:02,944 --> 00:40:04,576 Charlotte isn't speaking to Gary. 807 00:40:04,578 --> 00:40:08,780 I'm not speaking to Rebecca. It's shit. 808 00:40:21,960 --> 00:40:24,828 They're just getting so emotional all the time. 809 00:40:24,830 --> 00:40:27,630 I didn't even bother to ask them what was going on there. 810 00:40:27,632 --> 00:40:31,100 Like, I can't even be bothered to find out. 811 00:40:33,636 --> 00:40:34,836 I'm that pissed off. 812 00:40:34,838 --> 00:40:39,473 I'm smashing things off the wall, acting like a total tit. 813 00:40:39,475 --> 00:40:45,545 And it's all because I can't take me anger out on him. 814 00:40:45,547 --> 00:40:47,046 (shouting) 815 00:40:47,048 --> 00:40:50,082 The girls try and keep up with the lads on the drink, 816 00:40:50,084 --> 00:40:51,583 but they just fail miserably. 817 00:40:51,585 --> 00:40:53,818 Don't know why they do it. 818 00:40:53,820 --> 00:40:56,687 They get themselves in right states. 819 00:40:59,857 --> 00:41:00,857 Okay. 820 00:41:00,859 --> 00:41:03,726 Charlotte's in a state, and I know she's been a prick 821 00:41:03,728 --> 00:41:05,861 to us all night, but I still care about her. 822 00:41:05,863 --> 00:41:08,230 You're going to bed. Going to bed. 823 00:41:08,232 --> 00:41:12,067 So it's down to me once again to help her and put her to bed. 824 00:41:12,069 --> 00:41:14,836 (retching) She's just been sick. 825 00:41:14,838 --> 00:41:17,905 I made a promise to Sophie that I would look after Charlotte, 826 00:41:17,907 --> 00:41:20,140 and tonight, she needs it. 827 00:41:21,575 --> 00:41:22,575 She's gone. 828 00:41:22,577 --> 00:41:23,842 ¶ Everyone's here to party 829 00:41:23,844 --> 00:41:26,611 ¶ If you wanna go back if you wanna go back ¶ 830 00:41:26,613 --> 00:41:27,745 ¶ Everyone's here to party 831 00:41:27,747 --> 00:41:30,180 ¶ If you wanna go back if you wanna go back ¶ 832 00:41:30,182 --> 00:41:31,714 ¶ Everyone's here to party 833 00:41:31,716 --> 00:41:33,682 ¶ Let's party party Wanna go back ¶ 834 00:41:33,684 --> 00:41:35,583 ¶ Let's party hard Wanna go back ¶ 835 00:41:35,585 --> 00:41:37,551 ¶ Party party Wanna go back ¶ 836 00:41:37,553 --> 00:41:39,553 ¶ Let's party hard Wanna go ¶ 837 00:41:39,555 --> 00:41:40,887 ¶ Party party Wanna go back ¶ 838 00:41:40,889 --> 00:41:45,124 ¶ Party hard wanna go all night all night ¶