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(Charlotte)
This program contains strong
language and sexual references
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from the outset
and throughout.
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We are back.
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I need you to go and house-sit
for me in Mexico.
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We're gonna have
a fucking mint time.
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I've got a new lass,
I'm in love.
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Three way kiss!
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It's time we go international
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and shag the shit
out of them as well.
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You're not just here to party.
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You're here to work.
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It's only when you boss
Cancun Chris.
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A bit pissed off.
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I need a couple days on me own,
I just need to calm down.
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Oh, my God!
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No!
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Fuck.
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I'm like a porn star.
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For the first time since Joel's
arrived, the atmosphere is
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actually picking up.
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People are smiling.
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(Charlotte)
Thanks, Sophie,
thanks, Joel.
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Where's Vicky at?
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My first instinct,
run out the door,
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jump in the taxi and try
and find her.
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I think I'll be
all right, you know.
I do too.
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(gasping)
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Here I am in Mexico,
leg all strapped up
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and Holly bouncing on me cock.
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He was like, fuck sake,
that's tight!
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Who's Holly kidding?
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It'd be the width
of a wheel's mouth.
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To push someone away,
especially Charlotte.
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It is fucking hard.
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I am a Geordie girl
with a VIP edge.
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My biggest fear is
getting wrinkles.
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I've got a banging body
and the banter to match.
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I would never kiss anyone
without a six-pack.
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The hardest graft I've ever
done is doing me hair.
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I could talk the back
legs off a donkey.
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Got the looks, got the charm,
it just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty
and I've got Double-Fs.
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Geordie Shore, why aye!
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(vocalizing)
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Today, we are celebrating
my birthday.
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We're celebrating Becca's
birthday in style and what a way
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to do it than a booze cruise?
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Vicky and Ricci are still not
back, but it's kind of good
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because Vicky doesn't like boats
and she might moans.
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Probably best
that she's not here.
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Fucking hell.
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The last thing I want
is to go and party
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and go on a booze cruise.
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I want to spend
it with Joel.
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(Gary)
It's your birthday, I hope
you're fucking excited.
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I am excited.
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There's gonna be loads of booze,
loads of dancing and loads of
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lads with loads of cocks.
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My idea of a booze cruise
is young,
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fucking fit birds,
everyone dancing.
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What the fuck?
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And it's full of people who
the average age is like 107.
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I'm game for a milf,
but this is
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taking it to
a whole different extreme.
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I don't do grandmas.
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Yo, let's just meet in Mexico
on a catamaran
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in the middle of fucking nowhere
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on Becca's birthday
getting smashed.
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And no, not even Gary
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will get with one
of these old hippies.
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I'm glad we got
on the wrong boat.
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¶
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'Cause you're in
love with James.
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Me and James are like,
on the same page.
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We just want to be
friends with benefits
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and not gonna turn in to what
Gary and Charlotte are.
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I am a banker.
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You are a banker.
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But James is
a banker too.
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Holly's giving
it the big'un.
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She's acting like she's gonna be
able to be a banker with a--
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she doesn't understand
how hard it is.
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Every day when I was
working in the bank,
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I dreamt of working in
the zoo.
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You dip into that
joint bank account,
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you take a little bit
of funds out,
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neither of each other
care because you're
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both going into
the same thing.
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I know the more time I'm gonna
be laid in his bed with him,
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the more feelings are
gonna get involved,
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and honestly, I'm scared
that I'm gonna get hurt.
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When he goes out
and pulls someone,
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you probably is
gonna kick off,
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but it's okay, right when you
do, just come over to me
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and I'll tell you how
I deal with it and likes,
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I'm dead experienced
of being a banker.
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Uh... I really want to
have sex with him.
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(Sophie)
What's that, oil?
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Zero factor
carrot oil.
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Hello there.
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Are you doing
all right?
Hi.
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(Sophie)
Hi, strangers.
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Oh, they're back?
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I'm back, I've had some time to
calm down and relax.
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Cancun Chris is still a massive
shaved cock and I no longer care
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about his tiny little package.
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I'm here to have fun, I'm here
to spend time with
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me boyfriend, I'm here
to spend time with the girls,
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I'm here to see the lads,
so fuck 'em, I'm back.
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Really?
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I think she's happy to be back
and see everyone.
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Did you wait up
for Holly?
He booked her twice.
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Have you booked her,
is that what--
He's booked that twice.
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I've barely been gone and I get
back and Holly and James have
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had to shag,
not once, but twice.
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How'd you do it?
One-- One leg up.
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Did you?
No.
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You meant to keep
it elevated, don't you?
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I don't know whether I'm, like,
proud of her dedication
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or a little bit concerned
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'cause he's
very incapacitated.
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(Sophie)
You did it sober?
Did you
do it sober?
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Aye.
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(Vicky)
Sophie and Joel have asked me
and Ric to come for lunch
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at a really nice beach.
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I'm pretty sure they've only
asked because Ricci's the only
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one who can drive the Jeep.
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(James)
Go to a beach
with the couples?
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Fuck that and all.
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I think I'd rather be with me
other leg.
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I'm still not sure about Joel.
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Even if Sophie's forgotten how
he treats her,
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I don't fucking think have.
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(Sophie)
Oh, it's a cafe
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Usually in this situation,
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I would shit meself
for Joel and Vicky
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to be in the same room.
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Chew it.
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Oh.
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It seems like we're
all getting on.
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(Joel)
Ugh, ugh.
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I can't believe I'm actually
saying this,
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but I can see a real
change in Joel.
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I can see why Sophie
wants to be with him.
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Now I feel
I can trust you.
Yeah.
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We go to the beach
and I feel like
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I want to tell
Joel something.
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I feel like now it's
time to go for it,
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You know what I mean?
Yeah.
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So if we go in the next
couple of days,
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I think I'll be,
like, fine.
Okay, that's good.
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So I'm happy.
Yeah.
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You know, it's been good
having him here,
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he's made us so happy.
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Now that everyone's starting to
accept him,
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I think it's time that,
you know, he goes home.
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When you go home, we just
gotta do the best we can.
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Enjoy it, enjoy
the rest of it.
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(shouting)
Had what!
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I can't believe I'm actually
part of the family now, like,
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they've actually remembered it's
me birthday
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and I couldn't think
of a better bunch of people
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to be in Cancun with.
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That tequila on that top shelf
has been eyeing me up for weeks,
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so fuck it,
everyone's having a shot,
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we are getting
on it tonight.
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(James)
I'm not havin' either,
otherwise I'll
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wobble on me
fucking crutches.
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I don't give a shit if it's
Cancun Chris' top shelf tequila,
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you don't leave a bottle of
tequila around nine
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Geordies and expect
them not to drink it.
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I have a bottle of tequila.
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If you touch it,
I will fuck you up.
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Cancun Chris can fuck himself,
we're drinking his tequila.
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Kay mon.
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(all chanting)
Becca, Becca, Becca, Becca!
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(Gary imitating gagging)
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Let's party.
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(Vicky squealing)
Oh, watch it!
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I've got diarrhea coming out me
bumhole like quicksand.
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So it's best I just
stay at home.
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¶
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Me leg's feeling much better,
I'm back out.
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I appreciate everything Holly's
done for us,
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she's looked after us
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and I've very grateful for that,
but fucking hell,
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I'm out tonight
and I'm gonna pull.
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¶ Cyber-boy, cyber-boy
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We're hitting Congo Bar, it's
gonna be an unreal night.
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¶ My kinda guy
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¶ Hanging out
in cyber space ¶
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Charlotte's not here, so I'm
gonna do exactly what I do best,
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bang as many birds as possible.
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Let's party.
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I know James doesn't want to
hurry and he doesn't want it to
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get like Gary and Charlotte,
but neither do I.
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It's what?
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No.
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No!
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Until it happens, I don't
know how I'm gonna feel,
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but you know I'm like,
any excuse for
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fucking attention
and I'll fucking
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start smashing
the place up again.
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¶
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(Gary)
Girls come over, I'm like,
right, James, step your game up.
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Before I know it, though, we're
both necking on.
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I'm like, yes.
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I haven't been out in so long.
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This is exactly
what I needed.
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James and Gary have pulled.
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Weather forecast: I think
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Hurricane Holly's
about to hit again.
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Take cover.
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(Gary)
Holly is absolutely smashed
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and it's blatantly
because James is pulling.
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James does not realize what he's
got himself in for.
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Well done... for pulling.
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She is actually really foaming
and now she's pissed.
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She's just saying whatever.
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I look over, Joel is
absolutely smashed
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and I mean mortalled.
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The plan of attack tonight is to
get Joel absolutely hammered.
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See if he can keep up
with us Geordies.
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(Vicky)
I'm try and do
Soph' a favor.
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Taking the drinks off him,
trying to keep an eye on him.
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I take one drink
out of his hand,
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Ricci puts another
one in it.
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¶ Ready set go
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He just looks like
a total freak.
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At the end of the day, I'm gonna
have to take that boy home,
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probably hold his hair back when
he's gonna be sick.
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This is the worst
I've ever seen him,
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making me look
like a total tool.
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Now come on, Joel,
you're from London?
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Don't try and keep up
with Geordies.
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¶
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And I can see Holly is blatantly
giving us hacky looks,
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she's pissed off.
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(Holly)
Yeah, I care about
him as a friend,
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but don't want to
be with him?
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00:10:37,232 --> 00:10:40,633
I don't want to people to think
that I ever want to be with him
250
00:10:40,635 --> 00:10:42,635
because it's not like that.
251
00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:51,976
I see this heading for disaster.
252
00:10:51,978 --> 00:10:54,078
I think Holly might like him
a little bit more
253
00:10:54,080 --> 00:10:56,213
and she's trying
to kid herself.
254
00:11:03,688 --> 00:11:07,691
¶
255
00:11:09,427 --> 00:11:11,127
Is my hair
all right?
256
00:11:11,129 --> 00:11:14,230
Is my hair okay?
257
00:11:15,098 --> 00:11:15,764
Whoa!
258
00:11:15,766 --> 00:11:18,233
He got in this state,
he gets hisself out of it.
259
00:11:18,235 --> 00:11:20,935
But then Ricci
and Vicky are there.
260
00:11:20,937 --> 00:11:24,238
Yay...
Taxi!
261
00:11:24,839 --> 00:11:25,705
This is a good thing.
262
00:11:25,707 --> 00:11:29,742
Ricci and Vicky helping
Joel when he's drunk.
263
00:11:29,744 --> 00:11:32,778
Get in there, get in
there, get in there.
264
00:11:32,780 --> 00:11:34,379
Fuck.
265
00:11:34,381 --> 00:11:36,214
(Joel)
Whoa...
266
00:11:37,015 --> 00:11:39,850
Me and James neck on these birds
all night, we can tell they're
267
00:11:39,852 --> 00:11:42,385
not the kind of birds that are
gonna bang on the first night,
268
00:11:42,387 --> 00:11:46,155
so, numbers, we'll be in touch.
269
00:11:46,157 --> 00:11:50,159
¶
270
00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,829
(Sophie)
Ned, he's hurt bad!
271
00:11:55,764 --> 00:11:56,897
Let him go for a wee!
272
00:11:56,899 --> 00:11:57,731
Let him go
for a wee!
273
00:11:57,733 --> 00:12:01,367
(Vicky)
You be sick and have your wee
at the same time.
274
00:12:01,369 --> 00:12:02,735
Ricci,
Ricci!
Man!
275
00:12:02,737 --> 00:12:04,870
He's pissing
on himself!
276
00:12:04,872 --> 00:12:06,705
Ricci, for
fuck's sake.
277
00:12:06,707 --> 00:12:08,039
Oh, my God!
278
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:08,873
At least--
Oh, my--
279
00:12:08,875 --> 00:12:13,210
Joel decides he's gonna get his
cock out, piss all over himself
280
00:12:13,212 --> 00:12:17,747
whilst being sick
at the same time.
281
00:12:17,749 --> 00:12:19,448
(Vicky)
Sophie get your, lad--
282
00:12:19,450 --> 00:12:20,415
Shit, get your, lad!
283
00:12:20,417 --> 00:12:24,919
He's got no clue where he is,
what he's doing.
284
00:12:24,921 --> 00:12:25,719
What an amateur.
285
00:12:25,721 --> 00:12:27,220
Joel, do ya want
a slice of pizza.
286
00:12:27,222 --> 00:12:29,689
It's quite a spectacle to see
a grown man
287
00:12:29,691 --> 00:12:31,791
in such a disgusting state.
288
00:12:31,793 --> 00:12:32,691
(retching)
289
00:12:32,693 --> 00:12:34,492
(man)
Go on, son.
290
00:12:35,961 --> 00:12:39,964
¶
291
00:12:49,474 --> 00:12:52,509
(Charlotte)
I love it when Jay is drunk,
it's so funny.
292
00:12:52,511 --> 00:12:55,478
He's like a big, clumsy,
silverback gorilla.
293
00:12:55,480 --> 00:12:58,714
No it wasn't me, man,
it was Soph'.
294
00:12:58,716 --> 00:13:00,782
(Holly)
Here we go!
295
00:13:00,784 --> 00:13:02,917
I know why Holly's
acting this way.
296
00:13:02,919 --> 00:13:04,852
She got too drunk and too upset
297
00:13:04,854 --> 00:13:06,887
because James was pulling
someone else.
298
00:13:06,889 --> 00:13:07,721
Pull her woman, pet.
299
00:13:07,723 --> 00:13:10,256
This isn't the way to get
James' attention.
300
00:13:10,258 --> 00:13:11,423
(James)
Fucking hell, all this time
301
00:13:11,425 --> 00:13:13,124
she's been banging on,
saying she doesn't care.
302
00:13:13,126 --> 00:13:16,060
(Rebecca)
I think James like her as
a really good friend,
303
00:13:16,062 --> 00:13:17,061
but at this point,
I think
304
00:13:17,063 --> 00:13:18,762
Holly might like him
a little bit more.
305
00:13:18,764 --> 00:13:21,064
Look at you two fucking
lovebirds.
Jay t--
306
00:13:21,066 --> 00:13:23,132
Here we go again.
We are not lovebirds,
307
00:13:23,134 --> 00:13:24,733
we are
very good friends.
308
00:13:24,735 --> 00:13:26,067
Aren't we?
Shmitz.
309
00:13:26,069 --> 00:13:27,301
Holly's doing what
all the girls
310
00:13:27,303 --> 00:13:30,237
in the house does,
drown her sorrows.
311
00:13:31,005 --> 00:13:32,739
Good night.
312
00:13:33,941 --> 00:13:36,275
(retching)
313
00:13:36,277 --> 00:13:40,279
¶
314
00:13:41,147 --> 00:13:42,981
(heavy breathing)
315
00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,115
(exhaling)
316
00:13:45,117 --> 00:13:47,317
Wake up, hungover to fuck,
317
00:13:47,319 --> 00:13:50,186
probably not as bad
as Joel, though.
318
00:13:50,520 --> 00:13:54,990
(Charlotte)
So it's the first time I've woke
up without a hangover,
319
00:13:54,992 --> 00:13:59,227
but I suppose I did still poo
myself last night.
320
00:14:00,195 --> 00:14:02,329
¶
321
00:14:02,331 --> 00:14:04,497
What's that?
It's me knickers.
322
00:14:06,466 --> 00:14:08,066
Gary, everyone
poos theirself
323
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:10,968
at one point
in their life.
How old are you?
324
00:14:10,970 --> 00:14:11,435
21?
325
00:14:11,437 --> 00:14:14,938
Not every 21-year-old poos--
(gagging) on their knickers.
326
00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:18,408
The fact of the matter is,
everyone poos theirself at
327
00:14:18,410 --> 00:14:20,243
some part of their life,
328
00:14:20,245 --> 00:14:21,177
even Gary.
329
00:14:21,179 --> 00:14:24,446
You think I can push--
put it in this bin?
330
00:14:24,448 --> 00:14:26,281
You can't put it in
the food bin, man.
331
00:14:26,283 --> 00:14:27,915
What if I picked some
of the food out
332
00:14:27,917 --> 00:14:30,284
and shove it
at the bottom?
333
00:14:30,286 --> 00:14:31,852
(gagging)
Don't put--
334
00:14:31,854 --> 00:14:33,286
Look, there's some poo.
335
00:14:33,288 --> 00:14:34,487
Aw, fuck off, blech!
336
00:14:34,489 --> 00:14:36,422
I don't understand what
the problem is.
337
00:14:36,424 --> 00:14:37,189
It's only poo.
338
00:14:37,191 --> 00:14:39,257
I'm gonna put it in the bin
where the food is, because,
339
00:14:39,259 --> 00:14:42,793
really, poo is just food that
comes out your asshole.
340
00:14:42,795 --> 00:14:44,427
(Charlotte)
I've hid it under
the apple juice.
341
00:14:44,429 --> 00:14:47,897
(Gary)
The last thing you want to see
when you're hungover and dying
342
00:14:47,899 --> 00:14:52,034
is a bag with
shitty knickers in.
343
00:14:52,268 --> 00:14:54,302
I think it's okay,
everyone poos themselves
344
00:14:54,304 --> 00:14:57,538
I don't think that pooing myself
has ruined me chances
345
00:14:57,540 --> 00:14:58,438
with sleeping with Gary.
346
00:14:58,440 --> 00:15:02,375
In fact, I think it's brought us
closer together.
347
00:15:02,377 --> 00:15:05,444
Me mum pooed on me head
when I was born.
348
00:15:07,914 --> 00:15:11,917
¶
349
00:15:13,319 --> 00:15:13,985
(belching)
350
00:15:13,987 --> 00:15:16,821
What is it?
(Sophie)
There we go, girls,
nails time.
351
00:15:16,823 --> 00:15:20,958
We maybe in Mexico, but that
doesn't stop us Geordie Girls
352
00:15:20,960 --> 00:15:22,626
getting our nails done.
353
00:15:22,628 --> 00:15:23,226
Hol'.
354
00:15:23,228 --> 00:15:26,429
So are you ready to tell us how
you really feel about James?
355
00:15:26,431 --> 00:15:29,165
I came back from the toilet
and I was just--
356
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,366
I was completely shocked.
357
00:15:30,368 --> 00:15:32,534
I don't know if I am
actually bothered, like,
358
00:15:32,536 --> 00:15:35,136
then I was, like, really...
he's gonna--
359
00:15:35,138 --> 00:15:36,203
Yeah, he might
pull her, right?
360
00:15:36,205 --> 00:15:38,838
And he might take her back
and he might bang her
361
00:15:38,840 --> 00:15:39,972
because she looks
stunning,
362
00:15:39,974 --> 00:15:41,640
but yet, he'll bang me
when I look minging,
363
00:15:41,642 --> 00:15:45,310
so what does that say about mine
and his, like, friendship?
364
00:15:45,312 --> 00:15:48,346
What is this feeling that I've
got for James right now?
365
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:52,049
Because it's not just about
banging him anymore.
366
00:15:52,051 --> 00:15:55,218
You and Gary are best friends,
but youse are in love.
367
00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,120
Right, okay, well,
if you look--
368
00:15:57,122 --> 00:15:58,955
Look at Sophie now
and tell Sophie
369
00:15:58,957 --> 00:16:00,690
that you're
not in love with him.
370
00:16:00,692 --> 00:16:01,657
I need more credit.
371
00:16:01,659 --> 00:16:05,160
It doesn't matter that
I still want to sleep with him,
372
00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:08,329
the fact of the matter is,
I haven't.
373
00:16:10,432 --> 00:16:14,001
¶
374
00:16:14,135 --> 00:16:15,735
Me, James and Ricci
are off to Mamitas.
375
00:16:15,737 --> 00:16:19,271
Last time we went there, there
was ass, tits, it was fucking--
376
00:16:19,273 --> 00:16:21,773
It was a mint beach party.
377
00:16:23,408 --> 00:16:24,441
Oh, fuck this.
378
00:16:24,443 --> 00:16:25,675
I think this is more of
a chilled beach
379
00:16:25,677 --> 00:16:27,777
compared to Oasis.
No, it wasn't
last time, though.
380
00:16:27,779 --> 00:16:30,479
It was kicking off
here last time.
Last time
it was mint.
381
00:16:30,481 --> 00:16:32,481
So we'll just get pissed
and see what happens.
382
00:16:32,483 --> 00:16:33,315
I'm fucking gutted.
383
00:16:33,317 --> 00:16:36,751
Where are all the worldies
in Cancun?
384
00:16:36,753 --> 00:16:40,321
¶
385
00:16:40,323 --> 00:16:42,990
Bonita chica.
Bonita chica.
386
00:16:42,992 --> 00:16:45,525
Bonita chica.
387
00:16:45,527 --> 00:16:48,628
There's only three lads out,
it's a decent day as well.
388
00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:49,729
I'm just devastated.
389
00:16:49,731 --> 00:16:52,198
(James)
Holly's actually sat
down and said to us,
390
00:16:52,200 --> 00:16:53,532
do I want her to
be me banker.
391
00:16:53,534 --> 00:16:55,767
She has looked after us,
she's been fucking mint.
392
00:16:55,769 --> 00:16:57,602
I think that's the main
reason I banged her,
393
00:16:57,604 --> 00:16:59,370
just to say,
like, thank you.
394
00:16:59,372 --> 00:17:02,005
But now, I don't want to
get into that trap.
395
00:17:02,007 --> 00:17:02,705
I remember them days,
396
00:17:02,707 --> 00:17:05,240
hung with me mate,
the fucking shit.
397
00:17:05,242 --> 00:17:06,274
I don't know how
I feel about
398
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:07,775
fucking banking
in Mexico, you know.
399
00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,645
I fucking can't get me head
around this pesos crap.
400
00:17:11,647 --> 00:17:13,613
It's fucking
confusing us.
401
00:17:13,615 --> 00:17:17,617
¶
402
00:17:19,786 --> 00:17:22,154
Ah it smells,
doesn't it?
403
00:17:24,223 --> 00:17:26,557
(doorbell)
404
00:17:33,531 --> 00:17:34,330
Oh!
405
00:17:34,332 --> 00:17:36,198
Hello there,
Christopher.
406
00:17:36,200 --> 00:17:38,266
The doorbell goes and it's
Cancun Chris.
407
00:17:38,268 --> 00:17:39,400
Now, I have not
seen this bellend
408
00:17:39,402 --> 00:17:42,469
since he sent me on that fucking
stupid road trip.
409
00:17:42,471 --> 00:17:43,736
Just get everyone
in here.
410
00:17:43,738 --> 00:17:44,603
He's angry all the time.
411
00:17:44,605 --> 00:17:48,840
It might be because he's got no
hair upon his little head of his
412
00:17:48,842 --> 00:17:50,308
and he's really short.
413
00:17:50,310 --> 00:17:52,143
He's dead small
and I'd be frustrated
414
00:17:52,145 --> 00:17:54,145
if I was that small
as well.
415
00:17:54,147 --> 00:17:56,447
The bottle I left here was full.
416
00:17:56,449 --> 00:17:57,815
The house is in absolute tip
417
00:17:57,817 --> 00:17:59,650
and they've drank
all his tequila.
418
00:17:59,652 --> 00:18:02,219
Fuck, he's gonna
kick off big time.
419
00:18:02,221 --> 00:18:05,488
Where's the bottle that
was originally here?
420
00:18:05,490 --> 00:18:06,288
Whoops.
421
00:18:06,290 --> 00:18:08,790
We've all drank the fucker.
422
00:18:08,792 --> 00:18:09,657
Fuck him.
423
00:18:09,659 --> 00:18:10,791
You drank it?
Me and--
424
00:18:10,793 --> 00:18:12,492
You drank it?
No, no, no, no, no--
we all drank it
425
00:18:12,494 --> 00:18:15,528
We all drank it.
You all drank it,
but he instigated.
426
00:18:15,530 --> 00:18:17,530
It was me that
instigated it.
427
00:18:17,532 --> 00:18:19,365
I was dreading the punishment.
428
00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:21,233
What am I gonna
do with this?
I'll replace it.
429
00:18:21,235 --> 00:18:22,334
You're gonna
replace it?
430
00:18:22,336 --> 00:18:24,202
Yeah.
Exactly what
you're gonna do.
431
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,637
And this did not come from,
like, down the corner, dude.
432
00:18:26,639 --> 00:18:27,871
(Vicky)
Aw, fuck.
All right?
433
00:18:27,873 --> 00:18:29,138
I'm so fucking buzzing,
for once
434
00:18:29,140 --> 00:18:31,340
someone else is getting punished
other than me,
435
00:18:31,342 --> 00:18:32,507
it's Gary and he's
getting wrung
436
00:18:32,509 --> 00:18:34,742
for taking
Cancun Chris' tequila.
437
00:18:34,744 --> 00:18:37,444
So who's going with?
438
00:18:37,446 --> 00:18:38,445
Charlotte can
come with.
439
00:18:38,447 --> 00:18:41,581
Charlotte and Gary
plus tequila?
440
00:18:41,583 --> 00:18:43,516
This can only go two ways.
441
00:18:43,518 --> 00:18:45,851
Disaster or banging.
442
00:18:45,853 --> 00:18:48,620
You, bright
and early tomorrow.
(Gary)
Yep.
443
00:18:48,622 --> 00:18:49,887
I'm so confused.
444
00:18:49,889 --> 00:18:51,121
One minute, he's piein' us,
445
00:18:51,123 --> 00:18:54,724
the next minute, he wants us to
go buy alcohol with him,
446
00:18:54,726 --> 00:18:56,158
alcohol, a drink?
447
00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,359
To get drunk?
448
00:18:57,361 --> 00:18:59,627
To maybe have sex?
449
00:19:01,763 --> 00:19:03,263
(Sophie)
Oh, I don't like
the smell of that.
450
00:19:03,265 --> 00:19:06,232
I know we're Geordies and we
like to go out partying and we
451
00:19:06,234 --> 00:19:08,901
like to booze
and have a good time,
452
00:19:08,903 --> 00:19:11,870
but sometimes,
we just need a rest.
453
00:19:11,872 --> 00:19:13,238
Tomorrow isn't
gonna be that bad.
454
00:19:13,240 --> 00:19:14,472
Gary, me and you are
like best friends.
455
00:19:14,474 --> 00:19:18,442
There's always the chance that
me and Gary might have sex.
456
00:19:18,444 --> 00:19:20,277
Don't you think we'll
have a laugh together.
457
00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:22,612
Saturday's gonna fly by.
Aye, that's why--
458
00:19:22,614 --> 00:19:24,513
Time flies when
you have fun, Gary.
459
00:19:24,515 --> 00:19:27,516
It is literally gonna take all
the strength I've got
460
00:19:27,518 --> 00:19:31,820
and willpower to not sleep
with Charlotte on this trip.
461
00:19:34,323 --> 00:19:35,523
Who the fuck
invented drinking games?
462
00:19:35,525 --> 00:19:38,526
What sad, boring bastard
couldn't just enjoy having
463
00:19:38,528 --> 00:19:40,761
a fucking drink on his own?
464
00:19:40,763 --> 00:19:44,498
Holly, your
best point is...
465
00:19:44,500 --> 00:19:45,432
(Holly)
This is scary.
466
00:19:45,434 --> 00:19:48,201
You've been an excellent nurse
for James.
467
00:19:48,203 --> 00:19:48,801
What about my worst?
468
00:19:48,803 --> 00:19:51,637
And your worst point is, you've
sexually assaulted him on--
469
00:19:51,639 --> 00:19:54,439
(Holly laughing)
470
00:19:54,441 --> 00:19:55,440
It's pain relief.
471
00:19:55,442 --> 00:19:57,608
Gary!
(Sophie mocking voice)
Gary!
472
00:19:57,610 --> 00:20:00,844
Your best point
is your big cock.
473
00:20:03,414 --> 00:20:07,784
Your worst point is, you didn't
know how to use it at first.
474
00:20:07,786 --> 00:20:09,452
I'm only being honest.
475
00:20:09,454 --> 00:20:10,419
He was shit at first
476
00:20:10,421 --> 00:20:12,788
and I learned him
how to be better.
477
00:20:12,790 --> 00:20:15,791
Sophie.
(all)
Oh!
478
00:20:15,793 --> 00:20:20,595
Best point is that you're
a wicked girlfriend.
Thanks.
479
00:20:20,597 --> 00:20:22,463
Your worst point is...
480
00:20:22,465 --> 00:20:24,631
your unbelievable
squirting vagina.
481
00:20:24,633 --> 00:20:27,834
(all exclaiming)
482
00:20:27,836 --> 00:20:29,869
Now, let me settle this.
483
00:20:29,871 --> 00:20:31,737
I don't squirt.
484
00:20:31,739 --> 00:20:32,604
I gush.
485
00:20:32,606 --> 00:20:33,471
There's a difference.
486
00:20:33,473 --> 00:20:35,172
(all chanting)
Sophie the squirter!
487
00:20:35,174 --> 00:20:36,339
Sophie the squirter!
488
00:20:36,341 --> 00:20:38,207
Sophie the squirter!
489
00:20:39,676 --> 00:20:42,477
We've had a good time
the past few weeks.
490
00:20:42,479 --> 00:20:44,378
Yeah, it's
been wicked.
491
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:45,746
Started a bit
rocky, but--
492
00:20:45,748 --> 00:20:47,214
We got through it.
I know.
493
00:20:47,216 --> 00:20:48,949
Things have changed so much.
494
00:20:48,951 --> 00:20:50,550
He's improved.
495
00:20:50,552 --> 00:20:53,219
Everybody else has changed
towards him,
496
00:20:53,221 --> 00:20:55,754
they're accepting
him as my boyfriend now.
497
00:20:55,756 --> 00:20:58,757
I want you to leave...
me thinking, right,
498
00:20:58,759 --> 00:21:00,325
I am the um--
his only.
499
00:21:00,327 --> 00:21:02,794
Yeah, You can
think that.
500
00:21:02,796 --> 00:21:03,561
Can I?
Yeah.
501
00:21:03,563 --> 00:21:06,931
That's all I've wanted to hear
from the time I've been with him
502
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:10,301
and I hope that I can just have
a perfect relationship with him
503
00:21:10,303 --> 00:21:12,603
because I'm falling
for him so much.
504
00:21:12,605 --> 00:21:14,371
Are you
happy you did?
Yeah.
505
00:21:14,373 --> 00:21:16,606
I'm happy, too.
Okay.
506
00:21:16,608 --> 00:21:18,240
Muah.
507
00:21:22,245 --> 00:21:26,681
¶
508
00:21:26,683 --> 00:21:29,850
(phone ringing)
509
00:21:29,852 --> 00:21:30,517
Hello?
510
00:21:30,519 --> 00:21:32,318
Charlotte.
(man)
Who's this?
511
00:21:32,320 --> 00:21:34,920
Listen, Charlotte, can I speak
with Gary, please?
512
00:21:34,922 --> 00:21:36,721
Gary's just
in the shower.
513
00:21:36,723 --> 00:21:39,223
Can you take the phone
to him, please?
514
00:21:39,225 --> 00:21:42,426
The phone is attached to
the telephone box.
515
00:21:42,428 --> 00:21:44,394
I'm in the shower, I hear
the phone ring downstairs,
516
00:21:44,396 --> 00:21:45,261
Charlotte answers it.
517
00:21:45,263 --> 00:21:49,398
It's Cancun Chris, taxi's
outside, we're off on this trip.
518
00:21:49,400 --> 00:21:50,732
Do you want to
play a game?
Oh, God.
519
00:21:50,734 --> 00:21:52,934
Oh, you know what
one we like Gary.
520
00:21:52,936 --> 00:21:54,502
I went shopping.
521
00:21:54,504 --> 00:21:55,803
Do you want to
play it?
522
00:21:55,805 --> 00:21:57,838
I went shopping to
buy James...
523
00:21:58,439 --> 00:21:59,639
a guide on
how to pull.
524
00:21:59,641 --> 00:22:02,408
I went shopping and bought
James a guide book
525
00:22:02,410 --> 00:22:04,009
on how to pull
and Becca a wig.
526
00:22:04,011 --> 00:22:04,976
I went shopping
and I went--
527
00:22:04,978 --> 00:22:09,280
I bought James a guide book
how to pull, Rebecca a wig,
528
00:22:09,282 --> 00:22:11,949
and Ricci
a penis enlarger!
529
00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:13,684
(both laughing)
530
00:22:14,519 --> 00:22:18,455
¶
531
00:22:18,756 --> 00:22:19,822
We'll have
a bloody lovely day.
532
00:22:19,824 --> 00:22:22,858
It's Joel's last day and I've
been getting on all right with
533
00:22:22,860 --> 00:22:25,026
the kid, so we're gonna
hit Oasis.
534
00:22:26,962 --> 00:22:30,965
¶
535
00:22:31,866 --> 00:22:34,534
We're there, the tunes are
bouncing,
536
00:22:34,536 --> 00:22:35,368
the drinks are flowing.
537
00:22:35,370 --> 00:22:37,269
It's actually--
We're having a really good day
538
00:22:37,271 --> 00:22:39,437
even though it's just
the four of us.
539
00:22:39,439 --> 00:22:42,640
So I say, Joel, don't look,
don't touch,
540
00:22:42,642 --> 00:22:43,774
stay away from the girls.
541
00:22:43,776 --> 00:22:45,876
Whitney.
Nice to meet you,
I'm Joel, you all right?
542
00:22:45,878 --> 00:22:46,977
How you doing,
you all right?
543
00:22:46,979 --> 00:22:48,345
Where are
you from?
UK.
544
00:22:48,347 --> 00:22:49,646
What's that?
Maine, you heard
of that, Maine.
545
00:22:49,648 --> 00:22:53,683
And these girls decide to
come over to my boyfriend
546
00:22:53,685 --> 00:22:58,788
and start talking to him when
I am standing there.
547
00:22:59,990 --> 00:23:03,425
Me boyfriend can't
even talk to girls now.
548
00:23:03,427 --> 00:23:04,826
What is happening to us?
549
00:23:04,828 --> 00:23:06,561
She talked to me
and I just--
550
00:23:06,563 --> 00:23:07,361
I replied.
551
00:23:07,363 --> 00:23:08,962
You should just
say "fuck off."
552
00:23:08,964 --> 00:23:10,363
No, Sophie,
I'm not gonna tell
553
00:23:10,365 --> 00:23:12,298
a girl to fuck off
after she says, "hey."
554
00:23:12,300 --> 00:23:14,066
Just say sorry, darling,
I'm filming.
"Where are you from?"
555
00:23:14,068 --> 00:23:15,767
I'm not gonna
say, "fuck off."
556
00:23:15,769 --> 00:23:18,002
One little thing
that Joel does
557
00:23:18,004 --> 00:23:20,537
turns into
a massive argument.
558
00:23:20,539 --> 00:23:23,306
Do you want me to look
at all the cock?
What?
559
00:23:23,308 --> 00:23:25,675
Do you want me to look at all
the six-packs on this beach now?
560
00:23:25,677 --> 00:23:30,012
But then I think, I can do one
better than you.
561
00:23:30,014 --> 00:23:32,514
I can get boys, too.
562
00:23:32,516 --> 00:23:33,848
All right, love?
563
00:23:33,850 --> 00:23:36,483
How big's
your cock?
564
00:23:36,485 --> 00:23:39,085
Nice ass.
565
00:23:39,087 --> 00:23:41,620
Love to stick
me clit up it.
566
00:23:41,622 --> 00:23:46,524
Not only boys, but granddads,
with saggy balls.
567
00:23:46,526 --> 00:23:47,825
That's pathetic.
568
00:23:47,827 --> 00:23:48,625
Exactly.
569
00:23:48,627 --> 00:23:49,792
Pathetic.
Exactly.
570
00:23:49,794 --> 00:23:51,995
You don't
like it, do you?
571
00:23:52,830 --> 00:23:55,865
¶
572
00:23:55,867 --> 00:23:57,700
I'm boogieing away,
having a wicked time.
573
00:23:57,702 --> 00:24:01,503
Next thing I see, Holly is
sitting there with two birds.
574
00:24:01,637 --> 00:24:04,772
(Holly)
I seen this girl and she had
sleeve tattoos,
575
00:24:04,774 --> 00:24:06,173
like absolutely
unbelievable.
576
00:24:06,175 --> 00:24:09,809
Like, actually better
than any girl
577
00:24:09,811 --> 00:24:12,244
that James
and Gary have pulled.
578
00:24:12,246 --> 00:24:15,113
Me and James are friends
with benefits.
579
00:24:15,115 --> 00:24:17,181
But I'm not getting too many
benefits at the minute.
580
00:24:17,183 --> 00:24:19,550
I'm like, fuck, I think I'm
gonna have to
581
00:24:19,552 --> 00:24:21,518
pull some girls now.
582
00:24:22,987 --> 00:24:25,755
So I was like, right,
girls, neck your tequila,
583
00:24:25,757 --> 00:24:29,225
neck your drink and then
thee-way neck on.
584
00:24:30,961 --> 00:24:34,029
Just doing a, Gary.
585
00:24:34,031 --> 00:24:35,630
Woo!
586
00:24:43,739 --> 00:24:47,742
¶
587
00:24:48,176 --> 00:24:51,878
Chloe's on me mind,
I'm missing her loads.
588
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:53,779
So I decided to ring her.
589
00:24:53,781 --> 00:24:54,579
(phone ringing)
590
00:24:54,581 --> 00:24:57,748
(woman's voice)
This is the Vodafone
voicemail status for...
591
00:24:57,750 --> 00:25:01,685
All I'm waiting for is that day
for Chloe to come out.
592
00:25:01,687 --> 00:25:04,587
I'll have never been
happier to see her.
593
00:25:04,589 --> 00:25:05,854
(phone ringing)
594
00:25:05,856 --> 00:25:06,721
This is the voi--
595
00:25:06,723 --> 00:25:10,524
Chloe coming out will be
the icing on me Cancun cake.
596
00:25:23,905 --> 00:25:25,639
Me and Charlotte are off on
this, like, wild adventure.
597
00:25:25,641 --> 00:25:29,643
We're in the taxi with some
Spanish speaking Mexican who
598
00:25:29,645 --> 00:25:33,146
doesn't understand a word of
English, but I don't care.
599
00:25:33,148 --> 00:25:35,047
I need food.
600
00:25:36,115 --> 00:25:39,016
They're all over
the floor, man.
601
00:25:39,018 --> 00:25:43,787
We're so hungry and there's no
cheeseburgers in sight anywhere,
602
00:25:43,789 --> 00:25:47,323
so me and Gary are just gonna
have to go to this stupid
603
00:25:47,325 --> 00:25:48,891
mud hut restaurant.
604
00:25:48,893 --> 00:25:51,293
There's just bugs everywhere.
605
00:25:51,295 --> 00:25:53,328
What if I need
the toilet, man?
606
00:25:54,596 --> 00:25:56,330
Oh, there on
the tablecloth.
607
00:25:56,332 --> 00:25:58,131
This place is buzzing.
608
00:25:58,133 --> 00:26:00,867
Not with people,
fucking beetles.
609
00:26:00,869 --> 00:26:02,668
Any beers?
No.
610
00:26:02,670 --> 00:26:03,735
No, no tenemos.
611
00:26:03,737 --> 00:26:06,604
Solo tenemos agua.
Vodka?
612
00:26:06,606 --> 00:26:09,773
Agua de Jamaica,
tamarindo.
613
00:26:09,775 --> 00:26:12,308
Yeah, two agua!
614
00:26:12,310 --> 00:26:13,008
No, no, no, no!
615
00:26:13,010 --> 00:26:15,877
I can't do it, I ca--
don't think I can do it.
616
00:26:15,879 --> 00:26:17,111
Me and Charlotte as
a couple would
617
00:26:17,113 --> 00:26:18,345
be good for
about two minutes
618
00:26:18,347 --> 00:26:20,714
and then it would be
a fucking nightmare.
619
00:26:20,716 --> 00:26:23,083
Oh, my God, they do,
they fly!
620
00:26:23,085 --> 00:26:23,917
Oh, oh!
621
00:26:23,919 --> 00:26:25,718
Help, help,
where is it?
622
00:26:25,720 --> 00:26:27,319
On me fucking leg!
623
00:26:27,321 --> 00:26:31,222
I can never say that it's not
gonna happen again.
624
00:26:31,224 --> 00:26:32,756
It is more than just banging.
625
00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:34,758
It is--
There is feelings there.
626
00:26:34,760 --> 00:26:37,627
It's not a matter
of time of if,
627
00:26:37,629 --> 00:26:39,328
it's more like when.
628
00:26:40,797 --> 00:26:43,799
Fuck! oh, oh,
oh, oh, oh!
629
00:26:43,801 --> 00:26:47,602
Stop, it's not like
fucking hit the hippos.
630
00:26:47,604 --> 00:26:49,604
Don't hit me
there-- quit it!
631
00:26:50,572 --> 00:26:52,639
¶
632
00:26:52,641 --> 00:26:53,773
Seriously I--
All right,
I'm ready.
633
00:26:53,775 --> 00:26:55,741
I'm fucking jealous,
I wish I was coming out.
634
00:26:55,743 --> 00:26:57,142
Have a good night.
Oh, God,
I feel ill.
635
00:26:57,144 --> 00:27:00,011
The only people staying
in are Holly and James.
636
00:27:00,013 --> 00:27:01,312
What the fuck is
going on there, like?
637
00:27:01,314 --> 00:27:04,815
When youse come in, mate, just
ignore the padlock on me door,
638
00:27:04,817 --> 00:27:06,383
all right?
639
00:27:06,385 --> 00:27:08,184
(Vicky)
Have fun, you two.
640
00:27:08,186 --> 00:27:10,853
Holly's ditching
the girls again.
641
00:27:10,855 --> 00:27:12,120
She's staying in with pegleg
642
00:27:12,122 --> 00:27:13,855
and she's only
doing it 'cause she's
643
00:27:13,857 --> 00:27:16,357
gonna try and hop
back on that cock.
644
00:27:16,359 --> 00:27:19,259
It's just me
and you, then?
645
00:27:19,261 --> 00:27:21,227
Bloody lovely.
646
00:27:22,896 --> 00:27:24,897
What time is
your flight?
Early, babe.
647
00:27:24,899 --> 00:27:29,368
It feels so nice for him to be
there and I'm gonna be so sad
648
00:27:29,370 --> 00:27:31,603
when he leaves tomorrow.
649
00:27:31,605 --> 00:27:33,638
It's time to
get foamy.
650
00:27:34,306 --> 00:27:38,309
¶
651
00:27:39,744 --> 00:27:41,010
Cheers, guys.
652
00:27:41,012 --> 00:27:46,281
Spring break, what better place
to go out than a foam party?
653
00:27:51,754 --> 00:27:54,155
Ricci and Vicky are like
Siamese twins.
654
00:27:54,157 --> 00:27:55,689
Someone needs to operate on them
655
00:27:55,691 --> 00:27:59,359
and keep them apart for
a couple of hours.
656
00:27:59,893 --> 00:28:01,193
Foam parties are bad
for Geordie girls.
657
00:28:01,195 --> 00:28:03,161
It's just not our natural
habitat, you know what I mean?
658
00:28:03,163 --> 00:28:06,664
We're like, fan tan, eyelashes,
the extensions, all of which do
659
00:28:06,666 --> 00:28:09,867
not do well in foamy,
soapy water.
660
00:28:10,001 --> 00:28:14,070
Got me bikini on, me
little shorts, me shoes.
661
00:28:15,372 --> 00:28:17,306
I'm ready to pull.
662
00:28:18,441 --> 00:28:20,675
(Vicky)
I've got big plans
for the night, the drinks
663
00:28:20,677 --> 00:28:23,344
are flowing, I'm in a good mood
and all of a sudden,
664
00:28:23,346 --> 00:28:27,114
like the sicknote
I am, I get sick.
665
00:28:29,117 --> 00:28:30,150
I've foam in there.
666
00:28:30,152 --> 00:28:31,684
It's awful,
isn't it?
Horrible.
667
00:28:31,686 --> 00:28:33,752
Feels like your throat's
closed, doesn't it?
668
00:28:33,754 --> 00:28:36,154
My throat is like
so swollen.
669
00:28:38,657 --> 00:28:39,657
(Rebecca)
There's this boy
670
00:28:39,659 --> 00:28:41,058
and I'm dancing with him on
the dance floor
671
00:28:41,060 --> 00:28:44,728
with the foam all over, so I'm
like this soapy goddess
672
00:28:44,730 --> 00:28:47,931
and basically, I just said,
do you want to kiss?
673
00:28:50,034 --> 00:28:53,269
And I've done really well
because Charlotte's not here
674
00:28:53,271 --> 00:28:55,271
and Holly's not,
so I've done this
675
00:28:55,273 --> 00:28:58,307
all by meself, so if I can
do it by meself,
676
00:28:58,309 --> 00:29:01,276
I could do it even
better with the girls.
677
00:29:07,349 --> 00:29:10,951
¶
678
00:29:11,085 --> 00:29:15,321
It's this horrible Mexican food,
it's absolutely disgusting.
679
00:29:15,323 --> 00:29:16,789
It's messing with my body.
680
00:29:16,791 --> 00:29:18,257
It's messing
with my bowels.
681
00:29:18,259 --> 00:29:20,926
I'm either shitting meself or
I'm constipated
682
00:29:20,928 --> 00:29:21,993
and right now
I'm constipated
683
00:29:21,995 --> 00:29:24,996
and I've never wanted to poo
more in me whole entire life.
684
00:29:24,998 --> 00:29:26,797
(Gary)
What the fuck's that?
685
00:29:26,799 --> 00:29:30,066
Outside, inside and all
around the toilet
686
00:29:30,068 --> 00:29:33,269
is a colony of these
round, horrible beetles
687
00:29:33,271 --> 00:29:37,006
that look like they're gonna
attack us at any given moment,
688
00:29:37,008 --> 00:29:37,940
and there's a scorpion.
689
00:29:37,942 --> 00:29:39,508
There's a scorpion as well in
the toilet.
690
00:29:39,510 --> 00:29:43,011
You never go into a toilet
with a scorpion.
691
00:29:43,013 --> 00:29:44,812
It's always just a bad idea.
692
00:29:44,814 --> 00:29:46,346
Just fucking
run in, walk in.
693
00:29:46,348 --> 00:29:47,847
You like animals,
not me.
694
00:29:47,849 --> 00:29:49,014
No, no, I can not,
no, I can not.
695
00:29:49,016 --> 00:29:51,116
No, I can not do it,
They're in the cubicles.
696
00:29:51,118 --> 00:29:54,819
I had in my head that this trip
would be so much fun, we'd have
697
00:29:54,821 --> 00:29:57,822
such a laugh, we'll get drunk,
it'll be like old times.
698
00:29:57,824 --> 00:30:01,892
And so far, it's been
an absolute disaster.
699
00:30:01,894 --> 00:30:03,793
Get off me
arse, man!
700
00:30:03,795 --> 00:30:06,362
The sex has disappeared
701
00:30:06,364 --> 00:30:09,331
and no one's
trying to look for it.
702
00:30:09,333 --> 00:30:11,166
Not even me.
703
00:30:11,168 --> 00:30:14,802
¶
704
00:30:15,537 --> 00:30:17,804
So today Joel's leaving and...
705
00:30:17,806 --> 00:30:19,138
I want to leave on
good terms,
706
00:30:19,140 --> 00:30:20,839
where we're both
laughing and smiling,
707
00:30:20,841 --> 00:30:23,341
but I can't help feel
really upset.
708
00:30:23,343 --> 00:30:25,009
Have you got everything?
Yeah.
709
00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:25,743
Are you sure?
710
00:30:25,745 --> 00:30:28,312
When he's here with me, I'm
fine, because I know I'm in
711
00:30:28,314 --> 00:30:30,814
control and I can see
what he's doing
712
00:30:30,816 --> 00:30:32,315
and I can tell him
what he's doing wrong.
713
00:30:32,317 --> 00:30:33,349
Got all your
toiletries and that?
714
00:30:33,351 --> 00:30:37,152
But when he goes back home to
London, that's when things start
715
00:30:37,154 --> 00:30:38,419
Playin' on me mind.
716
00:30:38,421 --> 00:30:40,087
See you
later, Joel.
717
00:30:40,089 --> 00:30:42,489
Come see
our home, muah.
See ya.
718
00:30:42,491 --> 00:30:45,758
(murmuring)
719
00:30:45,760 --> 00:30:48,160
The last couple of days because
we know that he's going,
720
00:30:48,162 --> 00:30:50,262
we're thinking about
things a lot more,
721
00:30:50,264 --> 00:30:53,832
which is making it more distance
from each other, which I feel
722
00:30:53,834 --> 00:30:57,402
now that when he goes, I haven't
really got that closure.
723
00:30:57,404 --> 00:30:59,504
You, I know you've been
that good, obviously,
724
00:30:59,506 --> 00:31:00,771
but I want you
to keep it up.
725
00:31:00,773 --> 00:31:02,105
Yeah, I will, dear,
I promise, all right?
726
00:31:02,107 --> 00:31:05,408
Otherwise you've
got me to deal with.
(Joel laughing)
727
00:31:05,410 --> 00:31:06,075
Safe flight.
728
00:31:06,077 --> 00:31:07,976
We don't want to show emotion to
each other, which I know is
729
00:31:07,978 --> 00:31:11,312
a bad thing, but it's because
we're hurt and we're angry
730
00:31:11,314 --> 00:31:13,580
that I don't want him to leave
and we're gonna be sad,
731
00:31:13,582 --> 00:31:16,149
so it's just
our way of dealing with it.
732
00:31:16,151 --> 00:31:17,783
(woman)
Bye!
(Joel)
Ciao, bella.
733
00:31:17,785 --> 00:31:20,018
(Charlotte panting)
Oh, God!
734
00:31:20,020 --> 00:31:22,887
Oh, oh, oh.
735
00:31:22,889 --> 00:31:25,256
(screaming)
736
00:31:25,258 --> 00:31:27,524
Oh, I'm having a wee.
737
00:31:27,526 --> 00:31:28,157
Oh, my God.
738
00:31:28,159 --> 00:31:31,093
I'm annoyed, I'm angry and I'm
sexually frustrated.
739
00:31:31,095 --> 00:31:33,195
I don't know what
I'm going to do.
740
00:31:33,197 --> 00:31:36,031
It's so much warmer
than the shower water.
741
00:31:36,033 --> 00:31:36,998
(Gary laughing)
742
00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:38,933
This trip isn't going how
I thought it would.
743
00:31:38,935 --> 00:31:42,169
I haven't had sex with Gary or
haven't found any tequila.
744
00:31:42,171 --> 00:31:45,038
I just want to get
back home to everyone.
745
00:31:45,040 --> 00:31:46,839
(laughing)
746
00:31:46,841 --> 00:31:48,841
(Gary)
Oh, my God.
747
00:31:50,143 --> 00:31:52,043
¶
748
00:31:52,045 --> 00:31:54,512
Yeah, mate, thanks for
driving us, yeah?
It's all
right, mate.
749
00:31:54,514 --> 00:31:56,046
It's been wicked, yeah.
Hope you had
a good time,
750
00:31:56,048 --> 00:32:00,250
and I hope you've
enjoyed it, mate.
Yeah, totally, man,
I'll catch you later, yeah?
751
00:32:00,252 --> 00:32:01,551
I want to go home with him.
752
00:32:01,553 --> 00:32:05,254
And it's the hardest
point of me life.
753
00:32:06,190 --> 00:32:08,457
Don't cry, you'll
get me started.
754
00:32:08,459 --> 00:32:12,561
I feel like a baby and I feel
like I've lost me dummy.
755
00:32:13,596 --> 00:32:14,996
Sophie, you're my
girlfriend, okay?
756
00:32:14,998 --> 00:32:18,332
I'm going home but I'll be
sitting there missing you.
757
00:32:18,334 --> 00:32:19,533
I don't want to be here.
758
00:32:19,535 --> 00:32:22,168
I want to go home
with him.
759
00:32:22,170 --> 00:32:24,203
I love you.
760
00:32:25,605 --> 00:32:27,639
I love you.
I love you, too.
761
00:32:27,641 --> 00:32:29,140
Say it.
You're gonna
be fine.
762
00:32:29,142 --> 00:32:31,075
Say it.
I love you, too.
763
00:32:31,077 --> 00:32:32,176
Promise us?
Yeah.
764
00:32:32,178 --> 00:32:34,044
Be safe, when you're
back in London.
765
00:32:34,046 --> 00:32:36,379
I'm so gutted to watch him walk
through them doors
766
00:32:36,381 --> 00:32:40,015
and it's hit us like
a fucking ton of bricks.
767
00:32:42,218 --> 00:32:43,184
It's so hard
to say bye.
768
00:32:43,186 --> 00:32:46,253
I know how it is.
When you're so used to
someone being there,
769
00:32:46,255 --> 00:32:47,087
it's so hard, like...
770
00:32:47,089 --> 00:32:50,323
to know that tomorrow
he's not gonna be there.
771
00:32:50,325 --> 00:32:51,657
But we're all
gonna be here.
772
00:32:51,659 --> 00:32:52,624
Aye, youse are,
that's true.
773
00:32:52,626 --> 00:32:55,059
There's gonna be lots of
bottles of vodka.
774
00:32:55,061 --> 00:32:55,592
Ugh.
775
00:32:55,594 --> 00:32:57,360
And tequila.
Tequila.
776
00:32:57,362 --> 00:32:58,194
Oh, God.
777
00:32:58,196 --> 00:33:00,162
Howay, let me
jump in.
778
00:33:01,063 --> 00:33:05,066
¶
779
00:33:05,500 --> 00:33:06,967
Me and Jay just having
a nice little walk
780
00:33:06,969 --> 00:33:08,368
along the beach
getting ready to start work
781
00:33:08,370 --> 00:33:11,637
and we decide, it's probably
best before we throw ourselves
782
00:33:11,639 --> 00:33:13,205
into this wholeheartedly
783
00:33:13,207 --> 00:33:14,406
that we kind
of recoup.
784
00:33:14,408 --> 00:33:17,609
Get a strategy together,
get a game plan started.
785
00:33:23,082 --> 00:33:24,048
Aye.
786
00:33:24,050 --> 00:33:26,250
Not seen a lot
of you, pet.
787
00:33:31,689 --> 00:33:33,389
Oh, my gosh.
788
00:33:36,760 --> 00:33:37,726
I never really--
789
00:33:37,728 --> 00:33:39,494
I know I never really
thought, like,
790
00:33:39,496 --> 00:33:41,462
we are the oldest
two now, aren't we?
791
00:33:41,464 --> 00:33:42,563
Oldest asshole
of the skies.
792
00:33:42,565 --> 00:33:46,133
I can't believe when I first
started "Geordie Shore," I was
793
00:33:46,135 --> 00:33:48,034
necking on with Vicky.
794
00:33:48,036 --> 00:33:50,036
You gotta look we're
now a year on
795
00:33:50,038 --> 00:33:53,439
and see how much both of us
have changed.
796
00:33:53,441 --> 00:33:56,175
I cannot keep up with
their antics, mate.
797
00:34:02,549 --> 00:34:04,216
Handle more.
798
00:34:07,286 --> 00:34:08,753
With Vicky, I'm not sure
799
00:34:08,755 --> 00:34:11,288
that she's made
the right decision,
800
00:34:11,290 --> 00:34:15,492
but I genuinely, genuinely do
hope it works out for her.
801
00:34:15,494 --> 00:34:18,161
Seeing Vicky and Ricci
together just makes me
802
00:34:18,163 --> 00:34:20,062
want to be with Chloe.
803
00:34:21,431 --> 00:34:24,766
¶
804
00:34:25,534 --> 00:34:27,167
Alto, alto!
805
00:34:27,169 --> 00:34:28,735
Alto, alto.
806
00:34:31,605 --> 00:34:32,271
Xtabentun.
807
00:34:32,273 --> 00:34:35,407
(Charlotte speaking gibberish
X--sunazim--shamses
808
00:34:35,409 --> 00:34:36,808
We're here, we've made it.
809
00:34:36,810 --> 00:34:40,311
And there's so many
bottles of tequila,
810
00:34:40,313 --> 00:34:42,746
I don't know which one
to choose.
811
00:34:43,447 --> 00:34:46,081
In seconds, Charlotte's just
necking all the shots.
812
00:34:46,083 --> 00:34:47,749
Muy bien.
Muy bueno.
813
00:34:47,751 --> 00:34:51,219
Gary, on the other hand,
is having no tequila
814
00:34:51,221 --> 00:34:54,322
'cause he's an absolute
girl pants.
815
00:34:54,324 --> 00:34:55,189
Ugh.
816
00:34:55,191 --> 00:34:56,223
That's nice,
that one mind--
817
00:34:56,225 --> 00:34:58,425
I wouldn't mind just getting
that for the crack.
818
00:34:58,427 --> 00:34:59,559
She's definitely
pissed all right.
819
00:34:59,561 --> 00:35:02,395
That won't fill a whole bottle,
so we'll take five.
820
00:35:02,397 --> 00:35:03,295
What?
821
00:35:03,297 --> 00:35:04,296
I think it's that one.
822
00:35:04,298 --> 00:35:06,364
Let's just
get that one.
823
00:35:06,865 --> 00:35:07,664
Well, howay, let's go.
824
00:35:07,666 --> 00:35:09,666
We've got the tequila, we're
coming out the liquor store
825
00:35:09,668 --> 00:35:13,469
and I'm thinking, yes,
I'm on me way home.
826
00:35:13,471 --> 00:35:17,506
(Charlotte)
Do you want to play a game?
(Gary)
Oh, God.
827
00:35:17,508 --> 00:35:21,510
¶
828
00:35:26,349 --> 00:35:28,149
(laughing)
829
00:35:30,452 --> 00:35:31,852
When I'm staying in
all the time,
830
00:35:31,854 --> 00:35:33,720
I can't get out,
I'm a young lad,
831
00:35:33,722 --> 00:35:37,657
obviously, if it's handed to us,
I'm gonna take it.
832
00:35:38,425 --> 00:35:40,092
(Holly moaning)
833
00:35:40,094 --> 00:35:42,260
(James laughing)
834
00:35:43,695 --> 00:35:45,328
I don't know if
it's a good idea.
835
00:35:45,330 --> 00:35:46,295
Oh, for God sake.
836
00:35:46,297 --> 00:35:50,866
You can't shove me head down on
your dick and then tell me that
837
00:35:50,868 --> 00:35:52,734
you don't want to do anything.
838
00:35:52,736 --> 00:35:54,635
You fucking hypocrite.
839
00:36:00,141 --> 00:36:03,376
You just totally made me look
like a mug and then, like,
840
00:36:03,378 --> 00:36:04,310
you're apologizing for it?
841
00:36:04,312 --> 00:36:07,546
Now 'cause we've--
Now we can't be friends?
Can't be friends?
842
00:36:07,548 --> 00:36:10,382
No matter whether we're best
friends or whether
843
00:36:10,384 --> 00:36:13,885
we're just banging, like, how it
was last time in Newcastle,
844
00:36:13,887 --> 00:36:16,621
I'm never ever
gonna be good enough.
845
00:36:28,300 --> 00:36:32,303
¶
846
00:36:37,776 --> 00:36:39,576
Gary has got a hard-on.
847
00:36:39,578 --> 00:36:43,279
He's saying it's the road bumps,
but I know for a fine fact it's
848
00:36:43,281 --> 00:36:45,781
because he wants me.
849
00:36:45,783 --> 00:36:47,482
First.
Wait, we're
slowing down.
850
00:36:47,484 --> 00:36:50,785
Just friends don't play
the gear stick game.
851
00:36:50,787 --> 00:36:52,887
Just friends don't do that.
852
00:36:52,889 --> 00:36:56,290
First.
Puttin' it
in first.
853
00:36:56,292 --> 00:36:57,257
Second.
854
00:36:57,259 --> 00:36:58,391
Whoa, whoa, we're
speeding up, third.
855
00:36:58,393 --> 00:37:02,895
All I'm asking is for him to
admit that he fancies us!
856
00:37:02,897 --> 00:37:04,596
Whoa, we're slowing down,
let's put it back to third,
857
00:37:04,598 --> 00:37:06,397
and then into second,
and back to first.
858
00:37:06,399 --> 00:37:07,931
We're starting to feel like
a little couple.
859
00:37:07,933 --> 00:37:09,899
It's actually quite scary.
860
00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:12,968
How you feelin'?
861
00:37:19,608 --> 00:37:21,775
¶
862
00:37:21,777 --> 00:37:25,245
(Charlotte)
So the mission to get
tequila, completed.
863
00:37:25,247 --> 00:37:30,416
The mission to have sex with
Gary, still underway.
864
00:37:30,418 --> 00:37:31,817
It's not in me bag.
865
00:37:31,819 --> 00:37:33,785
Where the hell is
the tequila?
866
00:37:33,787 --> 00:37:34,819
It's not in
your bag either.
867
00:37:34,821 --> 00:37:38,189
I've just been in fucking random
villages for the last two days,
868
00:37:38,191 --> 00:37:39,490
you better have
the fucking tequila.
869
00:37:39,492 --> 00:37:41,592
You actually did put it
in my bag, though.
870
00:37:41,594 --> 00:37:44,494
We genuinely have
actually lost it.
871
00:37:44,496 --> 00:37:45,895
So all in all, that was
a pointless trip
872
00:37:45,897 --> 00:37:47,630
'cause you lost the tequila.
873
00:37:47,632 --> 00:37:50,899
We have lost the tequila,
I swear on my life.
874
00:37:50,901 --> 00:37:53,334
Wow, we must have, man.
875
00:37:56,771 --> 00:37:59,405
Big night out tonight,
we're all bang in the mood
876
00:37:59,407 --> 00:38:00,572
and I just cannot
wait to get out,
877
00:38:00,574 --> 00:38:02,941
have a drink
and have a dance.
878
00:38:07,246 --> 00:38:09,580
Joel's gone, there's just
the family left,
879
00:38:09,582 --> 00:38:10,847
so we're all goin'
to Smash City,
880
00:38:10,849 --> 00:38:14,383
the last time we were there, it
was fucking amazing.
881
00:38:14,385 --> 00:38:15,717
See you later, Soph!
882
00:38:15,719 --> 00:38:17,452
Bye, Soph!
883
00:38:17,454 --> 00:38:18,319
Cheers.
884
00:38:18,321 --> 00:38:22,589
I can't go because I'm far too
busy, so me little mate Sophie
885
00:38:22,591 --> 00:38:23,856
is gonna stay in with us
886
00:38:23,858 --> 00:38:26,458
because she's missing
Joel already.
887
00:38:32,298 --> 00:38:33,731
Holly is fucking pissed off
888
00:38:33,733 --> 00:38:36,700
so now I know I definitely can't
go there again.
889
00:38:36,702 --> 00:38:38,468
But I don't
want to, like--
890
00:38:38,470 --> 00:38:40,036
I don't really
want to bang her.
891
00:38:40,038 --> 00:38:42,004
Just 'cause I'm fucking--
892
00:38:42,006 --> 00:38:42,704
I can't get out,
893
00:38:42,706 --> 00:38:46,340
I'm fucking horny,
I'm locked up in here.
894
00:38:46,342 --> 00:38:47,908
It's just something
to do, but.
895
00:38:47,910 --> 00:38:51,711
When James says it's not going
to happen again, he's talking
896
00:38:51,713 --> 00:38:54,847
bullshit, 'cause it is gonna
happen again,
897
00:38:54,849 --> 00:38:57,449
maybe ten times over.
898
00:38:57,451 --> 00:38:59,984
Good night.
899
00:38:59,986 --> 00:39:03,988
¶
900
00:39:20,305 --> 00:39:22,306
Tonight is the night
901
00:39:22,308 --> 00:39:24,741
I'm going to
have sex with Gary.
902
00:39:24,743 --> 00:39:28,411
We've been flirting
for two days solid,
903
00:39:28,413 --> 00:39:30,646
it's going to happen tonight.
904
00:39:31,347 --> 00:39:34,649
(Gary)
Best thing about this city is it
holds 5,000 people.
905
00:39:34,651 --> 00:39:36,450
That means at least half of them
have got to be birds.
906
00:39:36,452 --> 00:39:39,453
That means thousands of girls
for me to pick from.
907
00:39:40,087 --> 00:39:41,287
Hi, okay!
908
00:39:41,289 --> 00:39:44,690
The girls who I got into at
the beach party
909
00:39:44,692 --> 00:39:46,091
they don't look as nice
as they did at the beach,
910
00:39:46,093 --> 00:39:48,693
'cause you know people look
better with sunglasses on,
911
00:39:48,695 --> 00:39:52,029
but they're still
pretty girls, nice girls.
912
00:39:53,731 --> 00:39:55,465
I don't know what it is about
Holly, but it
913
00:39:55,467 --> 00:39:56,766
must be something to
do with the heat,
914
00:39:56,768 --> 00:40:00,436
'cause she always turns lesbian
when we go on holiday.
915
00:40:02,806 --> 00:40:04,706
Gary is committing a robbery
on Holly,
916
00:40:04,708 --> 00:40:07,408
who the fuck
would have expected that?
917
00:40:08,042 --> 00:40:11,544
Fucking hell, Gary, obviously
I mean nothing to you?
918
00:40:11,546 --> 00:40:14,046
Well, two can
play at that game.
919
00:40:17,917 --> 00:40:19,751
I have pulled a worldie.
920
00:40:19,753 --> 00:40:21,018
It's not
about quantity, Gary.
921
00:40:21,020 --> 00:40:26,423
It's about quality
and I am too good for you.
922
00:40:29,093 --> 00:40:30,626
Gary is having a three-way kiss.
923
00:40:30,628 --> 00:40:33,729
It looks like he's set up
for a threesome.
924
00:40:33,731 --> 00:40:35,831
Get in there, Gary.
925
00:40:36,767 --> 00:40:40,770
¶
926
00:40:42,172 --> 00:40:44,740
Gary's come back, he's got two
lasses with him,
927
00:40:44,742 --> 00:40:46,041
I'm sharing
a room with Gary,
928
00:40:46,043 --> 00:40:48,877
I am not sleeping
in there, so I'm more
929
00:40:48,879 --> 00:40:51,746
than happy to jump in and share
a bed with James
930
00:40:51,748 --> 00:40:54,715
and I know Gary would
have done the same for me.
931
00:40:55,817 --> 00:40:57,984
I got my exercise
for the day.
932
00:40:58,218 --> 00:41:01,520
This is gonna be, I can tell,
one of the best nights
933
00:41:01,522 --> 00:41:04,723
and best threesomes
of my life.
934
00:41:09,695 --> 00:41:12,763
I'm lying here with two amazing
Australian blonde birds
935
00:41:12,765 --> 00:41:15,198
and I'm buzzing because for
once, I haven't got to worry
936
00:41:15,200 --> 00:41:18,601
about any drama at
all from Charlotte,
937
00:41:18,603 --> 00:41:20,569
'cause she necked
on a lad.
938
00:41:20,571 --> 00:41:22,137
(woman moaning)
939
00:41:22,872 --> 00:41:24,806
I can't see.
The fuck.
940
00:41:24,808 --> 00:41:26,207
(Charlotte)
What a prick.
941
00:41:26,209 --> 00:41:29,610
What did I ever
see in Gary?
942
00:41:31,579 --> 00:41:32,512
(moaning)
943
00:41:32,514 --> 00:41:34,113
¶ Everyone's here to party
944
00:41:34,115 --> 00:41:36,582
¶ If you wanna go wild
if you wanna go wild ¶
945
00:41:36,584 --> 00:41:37,849
¶ Everyone's here to party
946
00:41:37,851 --> 00:41:40,484
¶ If you wanna go wild
if you wanna go -- ¶
947
00:41:40,486 --> 00:41:41,685
¶ Everyone's here to party
948
00:41:41,687 --> 00:41:43,520
¶ Let's party party
gonna go wild ¶
949
00:41:43,522 --> 00:41:45,788
¶ Let's party hard
gonna go wild ¶
950
00:41:45,790 --> 00:41:47,089
¶ Oi, oi
gonna go wild ¶
951
00:41:47,091 --> 00:41:49,524
¶ Let's party hard
gonna go all night ¶
952
00:41:49,526 --> 00:41:51,025
¶ Oi, oi
gonna go wild ¶
953
00:41:51,027 --> 00:41:52,526
¶ Let's party hard
we gonna go ¶
954
00:41:52,528 --> 00:41:55,161
¶ all night,
all night, all night ¶