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We are back!
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I need you to go and
housesit for me in Mexico.
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(all cheering)
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We're gonna have
a fucking mint time.
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I've got a new lass,
I'm in love.
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Free with a kiss!
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It's time to go international
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and shock the shit out of them
as well.
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You're not just here to party.
You're here to work.
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It's only my new boss,
Cancun Chris.
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Now I don't want to have
to come back to the house
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and sort through
any fucking mess.
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Me and Becca's
already pissed in the pool.
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I'm so sick of you.
Ugh!
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Me and Vicky have gone from
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being on cloud nine
to rock bottom.
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If Ricci had his own
fucking way,
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I'd be a mix between his
mom and a blow-up doll.
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Me and Holly, it is just
flanter--
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flirty banter.
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The plan is mission
let go of her.
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Please leave a message,
and, um--
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I said I'd call Joel back,
and he's still not answering.
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Why can't I just trust him?
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I do like, obviously,
really care for you
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I know I've said this
a million times,
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but this really
is the end.
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I'm just like so worried,
we're getting on so well.
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I am a Geordie girl
with a VIP edge.
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My biggest fear is
getting wrinkles.
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I've got a banging body
and the banter to match.
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I would never kiss anyone
without a six-pack.
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The hardest graft I've
ever done is doing me hair.
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I could talk the back legs
off a donkey.
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Got the looks, got the charm.
It just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got double Fs.
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"Geordie Shore".
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Gary and Charlotte are
ending things.
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They're just going to stay
friends.
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She'd be an amazing girlfriend.
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Gary just doesn't see that.
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I know that Gary will
get over this well,
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because he'll just keep on
banging birds
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and stuff like that,
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but I know deep down
he's gonna be hurt.
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I'm a little bit gutted because
I didn't think
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it would ever finish.
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I love Charlotte to bits
as a friend.
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I spend a lot of time with her.
I care about her.
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But I don't love her as in,
like, I want to be with her,
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I want to marry her.
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It's them two loves
that I think
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a lot of people are
getting mixed up.
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I've been noticing a lot
of flirting lately.
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What, with you and Gary?
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No, man.
You and Holly.
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Me and Holly's
just mates, man.
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I've been down
this road before.
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You know what happens.
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(Holly)
It's not flirting.
It's just banter.
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It's flanter.
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James thinks that
if we have sex
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that I'm going to get attached
to the cock.
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I'm not going to get attached
to the cock because
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I don't like the cock
when I'm not on the cock.
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But when I'm on the cock,
I like the cock.
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So you're telling me
if you keep on flantering,
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the cock isn't going to
accidentally slip up.
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No, the cock isn't going
to accidentally slip up.
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Me and Holly will have a proper
laugh together.
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She is a really sweet,
nice girl.
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But I don't want to break that,
you know what I mean?
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'Cause there would never be
anything more.
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Oh, God.
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It's never just gonna be flanter
with Holly and James.
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They're gonna end up banging.
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(laughs)
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Hi, you've reached Joel.
I'm currently unavailable--
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Joel's phone is switched off.
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It is never, ever off.
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I'm getting a little bit
worried now.
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What the hell?
Like, why is he ignoring us?
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(doorbell rings)
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Doorbell.
Doorbell.
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How you been, Vicky?
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Why did I have to answer
the doorbell?
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I'm hardly his fucking
number one fan.
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The kid's like fucking
chlamydia.
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Easy to pick up, but a nightmare
to get rid of.
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Is it Joel?
Is it?
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Joel.
How you been?
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Oh my God.
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I don't believe it's him.
I feel like I'm in a dream.
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I am so happy.
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I am the happiest girl
in the world.
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My God, I've missed you so much.
I really have.
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I'm actually gobsmacked.
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He's stepped it up a bit
since last time.
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He's got rid of the stupid
bow tie.
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Now he's got a fucking
ridiculous sombrero.
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Oh my God, I can't believe
you're here.
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If you remember the last time we
seen Joel with Sophie,
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he upset her, he made her cry--
they're finished.
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He's not going to be
stupid enough
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to make the same
mistake again.
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He will do it all over again,
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because he's fucking stupid
like that.
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Everyone knows that this is
dangerous ground for Sophie.
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Everyone, this is Joel.
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Hi, Joel!
How's it going?
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Mwah!
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I'm overwhelmed
that Joel's here.
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But then again in the back
of me mind,
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I know that the rest
of the guys hate him.
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I'm pissed off.
Why is he here?
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He doesn't treat
my best friend right,
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and I don't want him to be
in Mexico with us.
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Hi, Charlotte.
How you doing?
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I'm good.
You all right?
I'm good.
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I'll be nice to Joel for Sophie,
but I don't think I trust him.
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We've got an eye on him now.
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We're not letting him hurt
Sophie again,
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'cause if he does,
it'll be fucking hell on.
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Bosh.
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(boat horn blares)
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Oh, hello.
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Cancun Chris,
we've all got him wrong.
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Arriba!
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Fucking yacht turns up.
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Who's it for?
Us lot.
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Yeah!
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What better way to lift
everyone's spirits
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than a fucking massive yacht
just rocking up the villa?
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The last thing I want to do is
go on a boat.
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I get seasick.
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And I'm with someone who makes
me physically sick.
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I can't believe
I'm on an amazing boat
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kicking back with
me beautiful boyfriend.
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#livingthedream.
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Yeah, I could go for it.
Yeah, I do.
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You don't trust me,
though, do you?
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Takes a while.
I'm getting there.
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You're getting there?
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Got a long way
to go, though.
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The worst place
to test this relationship
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is fucking spring break.
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Sophie's a really jealous
person.
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Joel's a really flirty person,
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and a liar and a player
deep down.
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It's gonna end in tears.
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You've got the best girlfriend
in the world, haven't you?
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(Joel)
Maybe.
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Yeah?
Maybe.
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Maybe?
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I am in a floating hell.
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(Vicky vomiting)
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(vomiting)
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So now I'm covered
in me own vomit.
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All in all, this is quite
a shit day.
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The boat didn't stop, and I was
falling off in the toilet.
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There was fucking sick
everywhere.
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And fuck off,
I cleaned it up.
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Ricci's comforting Vicky.
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I bet he's doing this--
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"Vicky, it's okay, baby.
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Do you want me to put my tiny
little chipolata
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into your vagina
to make you feel better?"
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How do you handle being
somewhere like this
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with a girlfriend, man?
Huh?
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Joel is here just for
a large holiday,
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and he couldn't give a flying
fuck about Sophie.
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You will be lost.
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That's gonna be
dangerous.
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There's a party boat?
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Oh, no...
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Why stay on the boring boat
when there's a fucking party
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going on 20 meters away?
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Boom.
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Gary's acting like a shark
taking to a baby seal.
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He's straight over
onto the party boat
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like he hasn't had fanny
for five years.
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I don't care.
Gary, go suck eggs.
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Sometimes people just forget
where they are,
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and just need someone
to lead them
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and to have a bit of fun.
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On the boat,
watching the sunset.
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Perfect end to a perfect day.
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Me boyfriend's just arrived.
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I want to have a nice meal
with him.
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Sophie and Joel have gone out,
and thank fuck for that.
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No, he's fucking...
Ah, it's amazing.
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Going out in the clubs.
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He should have been like,
"I can't wait
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to spend time with Sophie."
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Joel's very clever.
That's how he's managed
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to get Sophie to stay with him
for as long as he fucking has.
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'Cause he's really good at
manipulating.
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Thank you, darling.
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If Joel's not gone
within a week,
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I'm fucking
making him leave.
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Joel, I don't know
what to order
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'cause I don't know
what anything is.
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Have you got
an English menu?
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Is there an English menu?
No.
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All are in Spanish.
Can you just do a spag bowl?
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Sorry?
A spag bowl.
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Yeah.
Yeah?
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I want to just tell him
how I'm feeling right now,
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and what is gonna
make me happy.
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I love you
with all me heart.
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I love you so much.
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00:09:07,634 --> 00:09:08,799
I promise you
this time 'round,
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no other girls
will be involved.
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You know what, Joel?
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I am not gonna be left
to mug this time.
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So we're in Cancun
on spring break.
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It's gonna be packed
full of fanny.
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I'm just going to be
thinking about you,
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and paying attention
to you,
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and I'll prove it to you,
all right?
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The worst thing that could
happen
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is seeing me boyfriend
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dancing with another girl,
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or another girl
grinding on him.
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It could break me heart.
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Me and Gary are such
good friends.
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It's going so well
it's unbelievable.
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It's me and Charlotte.
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We're never, ever just
gonna be friends.
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Flirting, banter, flanter.
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We're always going to be
doing it.
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Me dad's always taught us
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you'll always find out
the true person
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when you go abroad with them.
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The game has begun.
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We both want to, but it's just
who's gonna give in first.
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(flatulence)
Oh, God.
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So do you reckon
you'll bone Gary again?
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I'm really liking Gary
at the minute.
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We're getting on dead well.
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Now we're getting on so well
all of the time,
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it's making us think, shit,
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I think I'm liking him
even more.
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How can that work?
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They can't physically deny it.
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They are in love
with each other.
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They're just meant
to be together.
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We'll go to the gym anytime,
anywhere.
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00:11:18,777 --> 00:11:20,943
It's like every day
you're in Cancun,
251
00:11:20,945 --> 00:11:23,211
you can go Mexican
wrestling.
252
00:11:23,213 --> 00:11:25,179
The name is Joker.
253
00:11:25,181 --> 00:11:28,081
This bloke takes things
so fucking seriously.
254
00:11:28,083 --> 00:11:28,948
Wrestling's his life.
255
00:11:28,950 --> 00:11:32,051
He's got this stupid fucking
gimp mask on, right?
256
00:11:32,053 --> 00:11:35,988
He's got us running 'round doing
all these exercises.
257
00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,789
I can't take him serious.
258
00:11:37,791 --> 00:11:39,891
I learned how to roly-poly
when I was three,
259
00:11:39,893 --> 00:11:41,692
shortly followed by
pulling birds at four.
260
00:11:41,694 --> 00:11:45,195
I'm guessing James has missed
both of them lessons.
261
00:11:45,197 --> 00:11:49,999
(laughter)
262
00:11:52,769 --> 00:11:54,669
Push the...
Push the...
263
00:11:54,671 --> 00:11:55,302
Oh!
264
00:11:55,304 --> 00:11:57,404
Oh!
Oh!
265
00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:59,272
(crying out)
266
00:11:59,274 --> 00:12:01,474
I look over at Jay,
and I see his face.
267
00:12:01,476 --> 00:12:03,476
I can tell straightaway
something's wrong.
268
00:12:03,478 --> 00:12:04,844
Oh, fuck.
269
00:12:04,846 --> 00:12:09,014
Oh.
Ah.
270
00:12:10,316 --> 00:12:12,083
I haven't got a clue what's
wrong with me leg.
271
00:12:12,085 --> 00:12:16,020
I just know it looks
absolutely fucked.
272
00:12:18,356 --> 00:12:20,490
I don't want to tell James
how bad it is,
273
00:12:20,492 --> 00:12:22,959
in case he starts
getting, like, panicky.
274
00:12:22,961 --> 00:12:25,161
This is literally the worst
thing that
275
00:12:25,163 --> 00:12:26,695
I've ever seen
in terms of injury.
276
00:12:26,697 --> 00:12:28,797
Like, his knee is
on the other side
277
00:12:28,799 --> 00:12:30,165
of his fucking leg.
278
00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:32,834
Oh, I can't look.
279
00:12:43,445 --> 00:12:47,414
So it's Joel's first day, and we
want to show this cockney boy
280
00:12:47,416 --> 00:12:50,483
how us Geordies party.
281
00:12:55,155 --> 00:12:56,989
It's like a battle
of the couples.
282
00:12:56,991 --> 00:13:00,225
You've got me and Joel,
Barbie and Ken.
283
00:13:00,227 --> 00:13:01,492
Then you've got Ricci and Vicky.
284
00:13:01,494 --> 00:13:04,795
Action Man and Cindy.
Who's more in love?
285
00:13:04,797 --> 00:13:10,333
Who won't argue as much?
Who fucking knows?
286
00:13:11,735 --> 00:13:14,236
I turn to look at Ricci,
who's standing with Joel,
287
00:13:14,238 --> 00:13:19,174
and I notice Joel standing,
waving at a couple girls.
288
00:13:21,377 --> 00:13:23,911
Well, yeah, that's what
you're meant to do.
289
00:13:23,913 --> 00:13:24,978
What?
Ignore her!
290
00:13:24,980 --> 00:13:25,812
He's disrespecting her.
291
00:13:25,814 --> 00:13:27,113
He's here for a reason,
and the reason is
292
00:13:27,115 --> 00:13:28,848
to see her and spend
time with her.
293
00:13:28,850 --> 00:13:30,015
He shouldn't be looking
at other girls.
294
00:13:30,017 --> 00:13:32,317
If she looked at Ricci,
Ricci would be like--
295
00:13:32,319 --> 00:13:34,952
"Yeah, fuck off."
296
00:13:34,954 --> 00:13:38,455
You handle
your business, babe.
297
00:13:38,457 --> 00:13:40,156
I'm like fuck sake, man.
298
00:13:40,158 --> 00:13:42,324
I can't kick off
with me boyfriend
299
00:13:42,326 --> 00:13:43,758
for waving at somebody.
300
00:13:43,760 --> 00:13:45,960
He's not sticking his cock
up her.
301
00:13:45,962 --> 00:13:47,461
So why would I be bothered?
302
00:13:47,463 --> 00:13:49,763
Cock in the pants, right?
303
00:13:49,765 --> 00:13:54,267
You can wave.
You can say, "Hey, I'm Joel."
304
00:13:54,269 --> 00:13:57,803
Sophie will not listen to sense
when it comes to Joel.
305
00:13:57,805 --> 00:13:59,337
I seen it.
She's not...
306
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,905
You're crazy
in the head.
307
00:14:00,907 --> 00:14:01,839
No, I'm not crazy.
308
00:14:01,841 --> 00:14:05,209
Hey, don't call my fucking
girlfriend crazy.
309
00:14:05,211 --> 00:14:09,279
So we're just kicking back, and
it's a really nice day out,
310
00:14:09,281 --> 00:14:10,813
and then it gets spoiled.
311
00:14:10,815 --> 00:14:13,048
Did you just not say
to me right there,
312
00:14:13,050 --> 00:14:15,517
"Oh, look at these girls"?
Did you or did you not?
313
00:14:15,519 --> 00:14:18,019
I said, "Look at the girls,"
like fucking...
314
00:14:18,021 --> 00:14:19,153
Did you or did you not?
315
00:14:19,155 --> 00:14:21,021
Look at these girls,
standing there.
316
00:14:21,023 --> 00:14:22,355
I didn't take it
like that.
317
00:14:22,357 --> 00:14:23,923
Yeah, but not
in that sort of way.
318
00:14:23,925 --> 00:14:26,992
Before I know it,
it's all explosion.
319
00:14:26,994 --> 00:14:29,527
Are you serious, bro?
I'm serious, bro.
320
00:14:29,529 --> 00:14:32,162
Yeah. Don't fucking talk to him
like that, right?
321
00:14:32,164 --> 00:14:35,798
I came over to be nice to Sophie
and do her a favor.
322
00:14:35,800 --> 00:14:39,468
Don't you dare start.
323
00:14:39,470 --> 00:14:40,535
You fuckin' tit!
324
00:14:40,537 --> 00:14:43,204
All hell is breaking loose.
325
00:14:43,206 --> 00:14:45,406
Everyone is arguing
with each other.
326
00:14:45,408 --> 00:14:46,840
I'm getting angry now.
327
00:14:46,842 --> 00:14:48,408
I'll fucking stand up
[bleep].
328
00:14:48,410 --> 00:14:52,278
Don't even fucking try it.
Shh, now.
329
00:14:52,280 --> 00:14:54,113
What were you doing?
330
00:14:54,115 --> 00:14:56,915
Put yourself
in my position.
331
00:14:56,917 --> 00:14:58,016
I know.
I know.
332
00:14:58,018 --> 00:15:01,519
Exactly.
I get it.
You're always right.
333
00:15:01,521 --> 00:15:03,220
They're either all lovey-dovey
334
00:15:03,222 --> 00:15:05,155
or they keep arguing
and fighting.
335
00:15:05,157 --> 00:15:08,358
I don't know what's going on.
336
00:15:12,463 --> 00:15:15,064
Obviously, James hasn't
banged anyone,
337
00:15:15,066 --> 00:15:16,632
and I think he's been
thinking about it,
338
00:15:16,634 --> 00:15:17,866
and he's stepping his game up.
339
00:15:17,868 --> 00:15:22,370
And today, he's just totally
fucked his game up.
340
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:27,608
After five hours of fucking
agony in hospital,
341
00:15:27,610 --> 00:15:30,243
all I can think now is,
for fuck's sake,
342
00:15:30,245 --> 00:15:34,080
I'm on these crutches
for the rest of the holiday.
343
00:15:38,251 --> 00:15:40,852
We tried to fit him
in the fucking Jeep.
344
00:15:40,854 --> 00:15:45,957
Obviously he can't bend his leg,
so we can't get him in the Jeep.
345
00:15:45,959 --> 00:15:47,224
He's fucked.
346
00:15:47,226 --> 00:15:48,558
So we call a taxi over
347
00:15:48,560 --> 00:15:52,261
and bring him back
to the Villa.
348
00:15:58,601 --> 00:15:59,634
Fuck!
349
00:15:59,636 --> 00:16:01,535
This is horrible.
350
00:16:01,537 --> 00:16:03,503
Fuck.
Oh, my God.
351
00:16:03,505 --> 00:16:05,137
I've never seen
anything like this.
352
00:16:05,139 --> 00:16:08,440
How am I supposed to bang him
if he's only got one leg?
353
00:16:08,442 --> 00:16:11,943
I've never been in this much
pain in me fucking life.
354
00:16:11,945 --> 00:16:13,477
At least it wasn't the cock.
355
00:16:13,479 --> 00:16:16,580
You just gotta find girls
willing to be on top.
356
00:16:16,582 --> 00:16:18,248
I'm willing.
357
00:16:18,250 --> 00:16:20,283
Oh...
358
00:16:20,285 --> 00:16:21,350
Honestly, it's fucking--
359
00:16:21,352 --> 00:16:22,651
I did not want my day
to be...
360
00:16:22,653 --> 00:16:25,186
We should get one of those
little call buttons
361
00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:27,922
that you can just press
in the middle of the night
362
00:16:27,924 --> 00:16:29,423
if you need us.
363
00:16:30,992 --> 00:16:33,893
He can't move, so this is her
perfect chance.
364
00:16:33,895 --> 00:16:37,129
I've never been in this much
pain in me life.
365
00:16:41,334 --> 00:16:42,901
Bless her!
366
00:16:42,903 --> 00:16:44,936
Holly's staying in
just to look after me.
367
00:16:44,938 --> 00:16:47,705
You'd make a fucking decent
pillow if you felt like.
368
00:16:47,707 --> 00:16:51,975
I know.
I think it's the tits.
369
00:16:55,679 --> 00:16:58,248
Tonight we're hitting
Sweet Club.
370
00:16:58,250 --> 00:16:59,716
It's a nightmare
James isn't out.
371
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:01,484
Charlotte-- 'cause we're
friends-- thinks
372
00:17:01,486 --> 00:17:03,352
it's her role to be
my new wing man.
373
00:17:03,354 --> 00:17:09,458
We're in Cancun, I'm having
the best time of me life.
374
00:17:14,330 --> 00:17:16,464
¶
375
00:17:16,466 --> 00:17:19,133
We're all having
a dead good night.
376
00:17:19,135 --> 00:17:20,734
Everyone is getting on
dead well.
377
00:17:20,736 --> 00:17:22,669
Joel's even getting on
with everyone,
378
00:17:22,671 --> 00:17:24,203
and he's being dead good.
379
00:17:24,205 --> 00:17:27,172
I don't want to look, in case
I see something I don't like.
380
00:17:27,174 --> 00:17:29,440
I don't want to look
like a psycho girlfriend
381
00:17:29,442 --> 00:17:30,841
who's watching him,
every move.
382
00:17:30,843 --> 00:17:35,846
He looks like he's having a good
time, dancing with the boys.
383
00:17:39,584 --> 00:17:41,651
The rules are working.
384
00:17:48,125 --> 00:17:51,527
Joel's in a night club, and he's
not talking to the girls.
385
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,196
The attention's all on me
for once.
386
00:17:54,198 --> 00:17:56,565
And I'm starting to like it.
387
00:18:03,639 --> 00:18:06,273
The kid has still got a lot
to prove, in my eyes.
388
00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:09,209
I mean, he's still not gotta
look at another girl.
389
00:18:09,211 --> 00:18:10,109
He hasn't got to cheat.
390
00:18:10,111 --> 00:18:12,111
He hasn't got to do anything
out of line.
391
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:15,681
When he's done all that,
yes, I will trust him.
392
00:18:17,350 --> 00:18:19,551
What the fuck?
Where's me quilt?
393
00:18:19,553 --> 00:18:21,286
I've got it on me.
394
00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:26,590
Are you comfy?
395
00:18:26,592 --> 00:18:27,357
Bloody lovely.
396
00:18:27,359 --> 00:18:29,225
Holly's there
to fucking aid us,
397
00:18:29,227 --> 00:18:31,327
to sort us out,
to look after us,
398
00:18:31,329 --> 00:18:32,528
get us anything I want.
399
00:18:32,530 --> 00:18:33,662
Please shout
if you need us.
400
00:18:33,664 --> 00:18:34,596
Okay, I'll ring the bell.
401
00:18:34,598 --> 00:18:36,698
I'll have to bear that in mind
if nothing happens
402
00:18:36,700 --> 00:18:38,499
in the next couple
of weeks, like.
403
00:18:38,501 --> 00:18:41,235
Goodnight.
Mwah.
404
00:18:41,237 --> 00:18:43,637
See you in the morning.
See you in the morning.
405
00:18:43,639 --> 00:18:46,539
My mission right now
is to basically
406
00:18:46,541 --> 00:18:49,308
just be his best friend.
407
00:18:49,310 --> 00:18:51,910
Because it's not just
all about the cock,
408
00:18:51,912 --> 00:18:55,914
I do actually care
about him.
409
00:19:07,793 --> 00:19:11,729
Gary and me are being,
like, best friends.
410
00:19:16,634 --> 00:19:19,502
I'm being a proper wingwoman.
411
00:19:19,504 --> 00:19:20,836
I'm pointing out girls for him.
412
00:19:20,838 --> 00:19:23,738
I'm getting off
with loads of lads.
413
00:19:23,740 --> 00:19:26,173
It's all going fine and dandy.
414
00:19:26,175 --> 00:19:29,242
Oh no, no it's not.
No it's not-- wait a second.
415
00:19:29,244 --> 00:19:32,712
I think I'm jealous.
Gary's down there dancing
416
00:19:32,714 --> 00:19:33,946
with a 78-year-old.
417
00:19:33,948 --> 00:19:35,914
She's that old.
She looks like she's from
418
00:19:35,916 --> 00:19:38,249
me nana's knitting club.
419
00:19:44,756 --> 00:19:46,256
She's talking to
this innocent bird.
420
00:19:46,258 --> 00:19:49,892
Like, what the fuck goes
through her head?
421
00:19:54,797 --> 00:19:57,431
Psycho Charlotte is back.
422
00:20:02,437 --> 00:20:03,703
It's like back in the day--
423
00:20:03,705 --> 00:20:06,872
Charlotte and Gary
arguing again.
424
00:20:09,542 --> 00:20:14,445
I will not be happy until I've
punched Gary right in the face.
425
00:20:18,249 --> 00:20:20,717
One minute she's pointing out
birds to bang, next minute
426
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:23,486
I'm talking to a girl,
she goes fucking psycho.
427
00:20:23,488 --> 00:20:24,353
What's that all about?
428
00:20:24,355 --> 00:20:26,521
She needs to sort
her fucking head out.
429
00:20:29,358 --> 00:20:33,761
Without even realizing what I've
accomplished tonight,
430
00:20:33,763 --> 00:20:38,365
is I've totally
cock-blocked Gary.
431
00:20:38,367 --> 00:20:40,266
Shit.
432
00:20:43,737 --> 00:20:45,871
This will be interesting.
433
00:20:48,674 --> 00:20:49,940
Tonight was just for me
a disaster.
434
00:20:49,942 --> 00:20:53,209
And if that's how she reacts
when I talk to a girl,
435
00:20:53,211 --> 00:20:53,943
this is my point.
436
00:20:53,945 --> 00:20:57,579
This is exactly why
I haven't slept with her.
437
00:20:57,581 --> 00:20:59,914
(shrieking)
438
00:21:01,283 --> 00:21:02,950
Fucking smashed.
439
00:21:02,952 --> 00:21:05,452
I'm an independent woman.
440
00:21:05,454 --> 00:21:07,921
(Charlotte)
I'm fucking smashed.
441
00:21:07,923 --> 00:21:10,590
Some would fucking say so.
442
00:21:10,592 --> 00:21:15,227
All I hear is this screamy
voice.
443
00:21:15,229 --> 00:21:16,261
Shit, we thought
444
00:21:16,263 --> 00:21:17,962
That's Charlotte, and shock,
445
00:21:17,964 --> 00:21:20,464
she's fucking mortal.
446
00:21:22,700 --> 00:21:24,901
Just when I thought things were
gonna get better,
447
00:21:24,903 --> 00:21:26,502
they go really bad.
448
00:21:26,504 --> 00:21:28,770
(gasps)
Shit, I've done it.
449
00:21:28,772 --> 00:21:33,808
I'm so angry, I'm gonna remove
meself from the situation.
450
00:21:33,810 --> 00:21:36,010
I'm like a crazy rock star.
451
00:21:36,012 --> 00:21:37,811
Aah!
452
00:21:37,813 --> 00:21:41,414
Marilyn Manson couldn't get
a look in.
453
00:21:49,790 --> 00:21:50,689
My God.
454
00:21:50,691 --> 00:21:54,492
Last night blew any other night
out the water.
455
00:21:54,494 --> 00:21:57,495
We were all over
the fucking place.
456
00:21:57,497 --> 00:21:58,796
I feel really bad.
457
00:21:58,798 --> 00:22:00,497
I shouldn't have did
what I did last night.
458
00:22:00,499 --> 00:22:03,466
I don't know why I did it,
and I'm gonna apologize.
459
00:22:03,468 --> 00:22:06,402
I want to apologize and say
I'm sincerely sorry,
460
00:22:06,404 --> 00:22:09,071
and I hope to God
he'll forgive us.
461
00:22:09,073 --> 00:22:12,607
Hi.
All right?
I'm sorry.
462
00:22:12,609 --> 00:22:16,944
I'm not gonna deny it anymore.
I still like him.
463
00:22:16,946 --> 00:22:18,912
When is this going to end?
464
00:22:18,914 --> 00:22:22,548
All of a sudden, boom,
psycho Charlotte is back.
465
00:22:22,550 --> 00:22:24,650
It was like, totally
out of the fucking blue.
466
00:22:24,652 --> 00:22:27,819
I'd rather she was honest with
us and just said,
467
00:22:27,821 --> 00:22:29,053
"Gaz, don't
put it in front of us.
468
00:22:29,055 --> 00:22:31,555
I do like you.
Don't rub it in me face."
469
00:22:31,557 --> 00:22:35,425
Then we could work around it,
and I wouldn't upset that.
470
00:22:35,427 --> 00:22:37,026
I wouldn't have psycho
Charlotte.
471
00:22:37,028 --> 00:22:40,729
Oh, come here.
(crying)
472
00:22:40,731 --> 00:22:41,996
Come here, come here.
473
00:22:41,998 --> 00:22:43,864
We can't just be friends either,
474
00:22:43,866 --> 00:22:45,532
'cause that's making worse.
475
00:22:45,534 --> 00:22:49,702
I need to stop thinking that
he even likes us back.
476
00:22:49,704 --> 00:22:53,839
It's just so hard.
477
00:22:54,574 --> 00:22:56,408
Last night,
Charlotte was out of line.
478
00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:58,576
She did really act
fucking ridiculously,
479
00:22:58,578 --> 00:23:00,678
but she is crying,
she is sorry.
480
00:23:00,680 --> 00:23:03,480
There's only so long I can stay
mad at Charlotte for.
481
00:23:03,482 --> 00:23:08,351
So I just gave her a little hug,
and that's it, forgotten.
482
00:23:11,088 --> 00:23:13,322
Sun's out.
What's better to do
483
00:23:13,324 --> 00:23:17,426
than go to a beach party
with the lads, get pissed.
484
00:23:17,428 --> 00:23:19,027
Let's fucking have it.
485
00:23:28,537 --> 00:23:31,005
Gaz, if you see a girl,
and she's got a mate,
486
00:23:31,007 --> 00:23:32,673
I'll go and talk
to her mate.
487
00:23:32,675 --> 00:23:33,640
Straight up.
488
00:23:33,642 --> 00:23:36,643
For me, Joel's got a bird.
He's seeing Sophie.
489
00:23:36,645 --> 00:23:38,111
He should be
in Jay's mindset.
490
00:23:38,113 --> 00:23:42,748
I know I'm here in paradise,
but I'm just thinking
491
00:23:42,750 --> 00:23:45,884
about me girlfriend Chloe.
492
00:23:45,886 --> 00:23:48,653
Joel's still in my mindset.
493
00:23:48,655 --> 00:23:51,422
Can you talk Italian?
I lived there.
494
00:23:51,424 --> 00:23:53,857
So you can talk it proper.
Yeah.
495
00:23:53,859 --> 00:23:56,960
I can talk a little bit.
Okay, say something.
496
00:23:56,962 --> 00:23:59,028
Um....
Gracias.
497
00:23:59,030 --> 00:24:02,531
No, that Spanish!
It's grazie.
498
00:24:02,533 --> 00:24:05,634
Yeah, that's all I learned.
499
00:24:05,636 --> 00:24:07,102
I bet you get...
500
00:24:07,104 --> 00:24:11,039
He's 60% in a relationship,
40% not.
501
00:24:12,975 --> 00:24:16,978
Joel keeps forgetting
he's got a girlfriend.
502
00:24:16,980 --> 00:24:18,946
You like boys from London?
Here, yeah.
503
00:24:18,948 --> 00:24:21,081
I won't do anything wrong,
just having a good time.
504
00:24:21,083 --> 00:24:23,850
All he's bothered about
at the minute is pulling lasses.
505
00:24:23,852 --> 00:24:26,052
He couldn't give a fuck
about Soph.
506
00:24:26,054 --> 00:24:28,721
Just 'cause Sophie's not here
doesn't mean
507
00:24:28,723 --> 00:24:30,556
she's not going to
find out.
508
00:24:30,558 --> 00:24:33,892
You got tan lines?
Yes. Obviously.
509
00:24:33,894 --> 00:24:34,759
Gotta show me.
510
00:24:34,761 --> 00:24:37,895
No.
Gotta show me.
511
00:24:42,901 --> 00:24:45,435
Me and Ricci just need some time
to chill out.
512
00:24:45,437 --> 00:24:47,937
Sometimes you just need
a little bit of time
513
00:24:47,939 --> 00:24:49,805
on your own
with your lad.
514
00:24:49,807 --> 00:24:55,210
He came up with a really nice
idea to go for a picnic.
515
00:24:55,212 --> 00:24:58,179
Fucking gorgeous,
isn't it?
516
00:24:59,714 --> 00:25:02,949
Vi and Ri.
517
00:25:02,951 --> 00:25:04,650
(Vicky laughs)
518
00:25:04,652 --> 00:25:06,952
It's perfect, and I'm so happy
519
00:25:06,954 --> 00:25:09,087
that I get to share this
with Ricci.
520
00:25:12,558 --> 00:25:13,958
We're nothing like
Sophie and Joel.
521
00:25:13,960 --> 00:25:16,694
Of course we're not.
Of course we're not.
522
00:25:16,696 --> 00:25:19,163
Thing is with our relationship,
we both want it work.
523
00:25:19,165 --> 00:25:21,431
We're going to spend the rest
of our lives with each other.
524
00:25:21,433 --> 00:25:23,199
With them,
they're just fucking around.
525
00:25:23,201 --> 00:25:25,601
Everyone else
in the house is, like,
526
00:25:25,603 --> 00:25:28,103
talking about him
behind his back
527
00:25:28,105 --> 00:25:29,571
and slagging him off.
528
00:25:29,573 --> 00:25:32,574
And then, like, having
a drink with him, like,
529
00:25:32,576 --> 00:25:33,741
it's not a bother.
And I'm like,
530
00:25:33,743 --> 00:25:35,042
should we be
doing that, though?
531
00:25:35,044 --> 00:25:37,878
Because if Sophie's okay with
being treat like an idiot,
532
00:25:37,880 --> 00:25:38,945
that means we should be okay
533
00:25:38,947 --> 00:25:39,979
with her being treated
like that.
534
00:25:39,981 --> 00:25:42,047
Today's been absolutely perfect
with Vicky.
535
00:25:42,049 --> 00:25:44,249
Away from the house,
away from the drama,
536
00:25:44,251 --> 00:25:46,050
away from the gossip.
537
00:26:02,133 --> 00:26:04,834
I need to talk to you.
What you say?
538
00:26:04,836 --> 00:26:07,603
I've been thinking about
me and Gary all day.
539
00:26:07,605 --> 00:26:11,940
And now, I know I need
to be honest with him.
540
00:26:13,475 --> 00:26:15,876
You know what you said
before around the pool?
541
00:26:15,878 --> 00:26:17,143
When you said
you just want us
542
00:26:17,145 --> 00:26:18,744
to be honest with you
from now on?
543
00:26:18,746 --> 00:26:21,646
I'm feeling really down
at the minute,
544
00:26:21,648 --> 00:26:23,147
especially with what
I did last night,
545
00:26:23,149 --> 00:26:24,915
'cause it was horrible.
546
00:26:24,917 --> 00:26:25,749
I shouldn't have did it.
547
00:26:25,751 --> 00:26:27,016
And I just want you
to know that
548
00:26:27,018 --> 00:26:28,951
I'll be out,
and it does...
549
00:26:28,953 --> 00:26:32,588
So just remember that.
Keep that in mind.
550
00:26:32,590 --> 00:26:34,957
Okay?
551
00:26:43,132 --> 00:26:43,764
That's fine.
552
00:26:43,766 --> 00:26:46,867
I genuinely think I'd get less
of fucking bollic
553
00:26:46,869 --> 00:26:48,768
if Charlotte was me girlfriend.
554
00:26:48,770 --> 00:26:52,204
Good?
Yeah.
555
00:27:00,112 --> 00:27:05,116
There's nothing worse than
having to stay in the house.
556
00:27:07,352 --> 00:27:08,151
Bye, James.
557
00:27:08,153 --> 00:27:10,887
Oh.
Thanks for saying goodbye.
558
00:27:10,889 --> 00:27:13,155
It's all right, babe.
Have a bloody lovely night.
559
00:27:13,157 --> 00:27:15,423
Fucking hell.
I need to get out as well.
560
00:27:15,425 --> 00:27:17,124
I need to find meself a bird.
561
00:27:17,126 --> 00:27:18,725
I think me balls are
more swollen
562
00:27:18,727 --> 00:27:19,692
than me knee at the moment.
563
00:27:19,694 --> 00:27:21,894
We'll try and not wake you up
when we come in.
564
00:27:21,896 --> 00:27:25,030
You know that'll happen
anyway.
565
00:27:30,669 --> 00:27:33,671
Tonight we're going to the City.
It's an amazing club.
566
00:27:33,673 --> 00:27:36,306
It's gonna be off the hook.
567
00:27:44,715 --> 00:27:47,917
At the minute, no one's got
any trust for Joel.
568
00:27:47,919 --> 00:27:52,755
The problem is
Sophie can't see it.
569
00:28:02,866 --> 00:28:06,368
When Jay tells me now
that Joel's not right for us,
570
00:28:06,370 --> 00:28:08,703
that he doesn't like
our relationship,
571
00:28:08,705 --> 00:28:11,439
I start to think, "Fuck."
572
00:28:16,478 --> 00:28:20,047
Why doesn't everyone leave me
alone, leave Joel alone,
573
00:28:20,049 --> 00:28:23,717
and just
fucking fuck off?
574
00:28:25,986 --> 00:28:28,087
Gary's not pulling,
and I'm starting to feel
575
00:28:28,089 --> 00:28:31,323
like I'm ruining his fun.
576
00:28:33,392 --> 00:28:36,127
Charlotte doesn't want to
cock-block Gary.
577
00:28:36,129 --> 00:28:39,897
Gary doesn't want to talk to
girls in front of Charlotte.
578
00:28:39,899 --> 00:28:41,732
But Gary should be allowed
to talk to girls
579
00:28:41,734 --> 00:28:42,432
in front of Charlotte.
580
00:28:42,434 --> 00:28:44,967
And Charlotte shouldn't get
annoyed at Gary
581
00:28:44,969 --> 00:28:49,071
for talking to girls.
582
00:28:49,073 --> 00:28:51,306
I really have had enough.
583
00:28:51,308 --> 00:28:54,142
Why can't I just get over Gary?
584
00:29:08,423 --> 00:29:09,122
Fucking yes.
585
00:29:09,124 --> 00:29:10,890
Finally I can get out of this
stupid house.
586
00:29:10,892 --> 00:29:11,857
It's been doing me head in.
587
00:29:11,859 --> 00:29:14,426
Me leg's feeling much better.
I'm rested.
588
00:29:14,428 --> 00:29:19,798
All I want to do is go out and
find meself a little worldy.
589
00:29:19,800 --> 00:29:22,467
Oh, fuck off.
590
00:29:27,339 --> 00:29:29,773
Today's the day we're going
to try and release James
591
00:29:29,775 --> 00:29:32,075
back into the wild,
and help him pull a worldy
592
00:29:32,077 --> 00:29:35,044
and some wheelies maybe
on his wheelchair.
593
00:29:37,313 --> 00:29:39,280
I'm gonna get
fucking reckless.
594
00:29:39,282 --> 00:29:41,415
Me first day out
with this cast on...
595
00:29:41,417 --> 00:29:43,183
you never know,
I might just play on it
596
00:29:43,185 --> 00:29:45,084
and get meself
a sympathy bang.
597
00:29:45,086 --> 00:29:47,519
What happened?
598
00:29:48,387 --> 00:29:49,353
You're lying.
No, I did.
599
00:29:49,355 --> 00:29:51,355
No, I did.
No you did not.
600
00:29:51,357 --> 00:29:52,189
It feels so good.
601
00:29:52,191 --> 00:29:54,524
The tunes are on,
I'm on me crutches,
602
00:29:54,526 --> 00:29:55,892
I'm having a bit
of a fucking dance.
603
00:29:55,894 --> 00:30:00,062
It's just back to normal.
Bosh, bosh, bosh!
604
00:30:00,430 --> 00:30:03,532
Me and Gaz are at the beach bar
getting a couple of birds
605
00:30:03,534 --> 00:30:05,567
that he'd been chatting to
the day before.
606
00:30:05,569 --> 00:30:08,202
Joel was here yesterday
Yeah?
607
00:30:08,204 --> 00:30:09,836
That's his girlfriend,
isn't it?
608
00:30:09,838 --> 00:30:10,803
The one standing
next to him.
609
00:30:10,805 --> 00:30:13,839
He said that they weren't,
they're like, on and off.
610
00:30:13,841 --> 00:30:15,440
He's like, "I don't even know
where she is."
611
00:30:15,442 --> 00:30:17,308
That's what he said?
He said that? Wow.
612
00:30:17,310 --> 00:30:19,443
What the fuck?
I don't think Sophie would
613
00:30:19,445 --> 00:30:23,180
describe your relationship
as on/off.
614
00:30:23,182 --> 00:30:25,482
Holy shit.
615
00:30:25,484 --> 00:30:29,552
Joel can't say to a random girl
he just met at a beach party
616
00:30:29,554 --> 00:30:31,086
that his relationship's on/off,
617
00:30:31,088 --> 00:30:32,353
and he doesn't know
what's happening,
618
00:30:32,355 --> 00:30:33,887
and then tell Sophie
he's in love with her.
619
00:30:33,889 --> 00:30:36,089
That just makes him look
like a fucking liar.
620
00:30:36,091 --> 00:30:37,156
That's what she said?
On/off.
621
00:30:37,158 --> 00:30:38,524
It couldn't be more
fucking on.
622
00:30:38,526 --> 00:30:42,261
Joel started off pretty low down
in my estimation,
623
00:30:42,263 --> 00:30:44,463
but now,
fucking hell,
624
00:30:44,465 --> 00:30:45,297
he's way down there.
625
00:30:45,299 --> 00:30:47,565
I'm really by myself today.
That's good.
626
00:30:47,567 --> 00:30:49,800
Your girlfriend's here?
Yeah.
627
00:30:49,802 --> 00:30:54,104
He's playing Sophie for a mug.
I don't like it.
628
00:30:54,106 --> 00:30:57,607
Where's your other mate?
Down there.
629
00:30:57,609 --> 00:31:00,409
¶
630
00:31:00,411 --> 00:31:03,979
There's cock left,
right, and center.
631
00:31:03,981 --> 00:31:06,147
Charlotte needs to bang.
632
00:31:06,149 --> 00:31:07,982
She needs to get over Gary.
633
00:31:07,984 --> 00:31:09,984
And I'm gonna wingwoman her.
634
00:31:09,986 --> 00:31:12,252
And I know her type.
635
00:31:12,254 --> 00:31:13,453
Forget "Baywatch."
636
00:31:13,455 --> 00:31:16,289
Today, I'm on "Bulgewatch."
637
00:31:16,291 --> 00:31:19,458
And I spot someone.
638
00:31:23,262 --> 00:31:25,363
Do you think he's good?
No, man, I don't--
639
00:31:25,365 --> 00:31:28,099
This is me friend Charlotte.
Charlotte.
640
00:31:28,101 --> 00:31:29,233
Hi.
How you doing?
641
00:31:29,235 --> 00:31:30,200
I'm Andy.
Hi, Andy.
642
00:31:30,202 --> 00:31:32,468
I'm so angry.
I'm like, "I don't want it!"
643
00:31:32,470 --> 00:31:36,438
Oh, my good God.
Thank you, Sophie.
644
00:31:36,440 --> 00:31:41,543
I gotta talk to the most
beautiful woman here, right?
645
00:31:41,545 --> 00:31:44,345
She's not sunburnt,
but she's gone red
646
00:31:44,347 --> 00:31:49,249
because she fancies
the bulge boy from Australia.
647
00:31:49,251 --> 00:31:51,618
How old are you?
How old do you think I am?
648
00:31:51,620 --> 00:31:55,488
He's tanned, he's got muscles
like the Hulk.
649
00:31:55,490 --> 00:31:57,490
If you get it right,
you get to kiss me.
650
00:31:57,492 --> 00:31:59,425
What?
Really?
651
00:31:59,427 --> 00:32:04,596
His eyes is so blue I feel like
I'm staring at the sky.
652
00:32:04,598 --> 00:32:06,364
26.
653
00:32:06,366 --> 00:32:07,865
Ooh.
654
00:32:07,867 --> 00:32:10,567
No, it wasn't right
'cause I lied.
655
00:32:10,569 --> 00:32:13,970
Well, I'm just pecking you,
mind, no tongues.
656
00:32:13,972 --> 00:32:16,372
All right, no tongues.
657
00:32:19,976 --> 00:32:21,009
He's not even a dickhead.
658
00:32:21,011 --> 00:32:22,343
I'm friends with Vicky,
I'm friends with Sophie,
659
00:32:22,345 --> 00:32:26,513
I'm friends with James, but Gary
and me don't see eye to eye.
660
00:32:26,515 --> 00:32:27,180
Gary who?
661
00:32:27,182 --> 00:32:29,949
I'm actually imaging
having sex with Andy,
662
00:32:29,951 --> 00:32:31,583
and I'm getting excited.
663
00:32:33,919 --> 00:32:35,686
He does, doesn't he?
664
00:32:35,688 --> 00:32:37,254
Gary's watching over.
665
00:32:37,256 --> 00:32:39,923
Charlotte never kisses boys
in front of Gary.
666
00:32:39,925 --> 00:32:42,692
And I know that Gary will want
to get one over.
667
00:32:42,694 --> 00:32:46,062
You drink tequila,
we'll do tequila.
668
00:32:46,064 --> 00:32:48,130
Let the games begin.
669
00:32:48,132 --> 00:32:53,235
Spring break.
670
00:32:53,237 --> 00:32:54,236
I'm not threatened one bit
671
00:32:54,238 --> 00:32:55,904
by the lad that Charlotte's
gonna do.
672
00:32:55,906 --> 00:32:57,939
If I wanted to, I'd just
take her straight back.
673
00:32:57,941 --> 00:33:00,041
I'm dead glad
we did that, mate.
674
00:33:00,043 --> 00:33:01,942
My name's Charlotte,
by the way.
675
00:33:01,944 --> 00:33:03,610
Shannon.
Charlotte.
676
00:33:03,612 --> 00:33:05,545
No, but I'm Shannon.
All right, now.
677
00:33:05,547 --> 00:33:08,948
You're Charlotte.
Yeah, you're Shannon.
678
00:33:17,290 --> 00:33:19,524
Charlotte hasn't had sex yet
in Cancun,
679
00:33:19,526 --> 00:33:23,194
and I look at her fanny,
and it's winking.
680
00:33:23,196 --> 00:33:27,231
It's winking eyes
looking at Andy.
681
00:33:28,366 --> 00:33:32,535
Get in there, girl.
That's me girl, Charlotte.
682
00:33:32,537 --> 00:33:34,069
Tash one.
683
00:33:34,071 --> 00:33:37,639
Fucking hell, Charlotte's
managed to pull herself a lad?
684
00:33:37,641 --> 00:33:40,408
What's going on?
Yes!
685
00:33:53,522 --> 00:33:55,990
We're off to Dadyo's tonight,
and I want to have a good night.
686
00:33:55,992 --> 00:33:59,560
After what I told the boys
today, I don't want there to be
687
00:33:59,562 --> 00:34:03,430
a fucking massive chaotic night
between Joel and Sophie.
688
00:34:05,065 --> 00:34:08,000
¶ Sexual healing, baby
689
00:34:08,002 --> 00:34:12,270
Bless her, Holly's staying in
looking after us,
690
00:34:12,272 --> 00:34:14,171
making sure I'm all right.
691
00:34:30,188 --> 00:34:32,122
It's a really couple-y night
out tonight.
692
00:34:32,124 --> 00:34:34,991
Sophie's here with Joel,
and I'm here with Ricci.
693
00:34:34,993 --> 00:34:37,193
We've all kind of split off
into our little groups,
694
00:34:37,195 --> 00:34:38,027
and I can't say I mind.
695
00:34:38,029 --> 00:34:41,663
I'm just waiting for the
conversation to pop up about
696
00:34:41,665 --> 00:34:45,099
Charlotte and Andy.
Neh neh neh neh neh.
697
00:34:45,101 --> 00:34:47,434
Fucking bring it on.
698
00:35:00,748 --> 00:35:05,084
Charlotte and Gary need to cut
all this friend bullshit out.
699
00:35:05,086 --> 00:35:05,684
It's not true.
700
00:35:05,686 --> 00:35:08,453
They're doing it for a cover-up.
They love each other.
701
00:35:08,455 --> 00:35:10,721
And they need to get
in a relationship.
702
00:35:10,723 --> 00:35:12,489
Watching Charlotte get
a fella
703
00:35:12,491 --> 00:35:16,092
doesn't make me jealous,
like, at all.
704
00:35:16,094 --> 00:35:18,627
If anything,
it's a good thing for me,
705
00:35:18,629 --> 00:35:22,163
and it might eventually
get her on that track
706
00:35:22,165 --> 00:35:24,365
to actually being friends.
707
00:35:25,533 --> 00:35:28,735
Joel looks nervous.
I think he knows what's coming.
708
00:35:28,737 --> 00:35:32,305
But Vicky needs to speak to Soph
and get this sorted.
709
00:35:36,043 --> 00:35:37,209
It's hard.
It's horrible because
710
00:35:37,211 --> 00:35:41,179
I care about her so much,
and I know she loves Joel.
711
00:35:51,590 --> 00:35:52,556
Deep down, I agree with her,
712
00:35:52,558 --> 00:35:56,092
but to her face, I think,
"Fuck that. No.
713
00:35:56,094 --> 00:35:57,526
I'm not letting you win
this battle."
714
00:35:57,528 --> 00:35:58,493
I know everybody hates him,
715
00:35:58,495 --> 00:36:01,662
but I'm going to do
what I want to do.
716
00:36:04,565 --> 00:36:07,533
Oh, thanks for caring?
717
00:36:07,535 --> 00:36:08,500
I'm caring?
718
00:36:08,502 --> 00:36:12,337
Know what?
The new nurse role is actually
719
00:36:12,339 --> 00:36:13,871
really, really working for me.
720
00:36:13,873 --> 00:36:15,839
Your hair does
look nicer.
721
00:36:15,841 --> 00:36:18,675
Feels soft.
722
00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,343
Yeah.
Soft, darling.
723
00:36:20,345 --> 00:36:23,145
The flanter's, like,
more enhanced.
724
00:36:23,147 --> 00:36:26,314
Thank you for being
a good friend.
725
00:36:28,551 --> 00:36:29,417
I know you would.
726
00:36:29,419 --> 00:36:32,787
Holly wants to bang us.
Fucking standard, really.
727
00:36:32,789 --> 00:36:33,587
She's had it once.
728
00:36:33,589 --> 00:36:35,922
Of course she's gonna
want it again.
729
00:36:39,960 --> 00:36:40,926
What the fuck, man?
730
00:36:40,928 --> 00:36:43,495
Is that the cock?
Yes, it is.
731
00:36:43,497 --> 00:36:44,462
You've got...
732
00:36:44,464 --> 00:36:46,263
By the end of this holiday,
733
00:36:46,265 --> 00:36:47,497
we will have had sex.
734
00:36:47,499 --> 00:36:49,465
I always get what I want.
735
00:36:49,467 --> 00:36:53,268
(mutters)
736
00:36:59,908 --> 00:37:02,309
Why don't you just it through
your stupid head
737
00:37:02,311 --> 00:37:06,946
that I am the only girl
you need.
738
00:37:15,555 --> 00:37:18,957
Get in. It looks like Sophie's
finally seeing sense.
739
00:37:18,959 --> 00:37:21,459
Joel's a fucking weasel, man.
740
00:37:30,535 --> 00:37:33,403
When I see how happy Ricci and
Vicky are and how much he gives
741
00:37:33,405 --> 00:37:37,306
her attention, I wish Joel
could do that for me.
742
00:37:42,378 --> 00:37:46,381
The thing about Joel is,
Sophie's me best friend,
743
00:37:46,383 --> 00:37:49,550
so because she loves him,
I've gotta like him.
744
00:37:49,552 --> 00:37:53,754
But because she's my best friend
and he's a dick to her,
745
00:37:53,756 --> 00:37:56,389
I've also got to hate him.
746
00:38:16,743 --> 00:38:19,077
It's only a matter of time
before Gaz and Charlotte
747
00:38:19,079 --> 00:38:20,478
have a sex time themselves.
748
00:38:20,480 --> 00:38:23,380
No, no, you don't know
how much I like.
749
00:38:28,552 --> 00:38:31,086
That's for you.
750
00:38:31,088 --> 00:38:32,720
Thanks.
751
00:38:32,722 --> 00:38:37,424
Thank you, that's nice.
752
00:38:37,426 --> 00:38:38,825
You happy now?
No.
753
00:38:38,827 --> 00:38:41,427
A rose does not
make me happy.
754
00:38:41,429 --> 00:38:42,528
It's a start, though.
755
00:38:42,530 --> 00:38:44,029
Kisses and cuddles
make me happy.
756
00:38:44,031 --> 00:38:47,866
Somehow, Joel has managed to
wind his way out of it again.
757
00:38:47,868 --> 00:38:53,371
I genuinely think unless Sophie
watched Joel bang someone
758
00:38:53,373 --> 00:38:57,875
in front of her, then it might
actually sink in.
759
00:38:58,776 --> 00:39:00,676
They want me to finish
with him but I like him,
760
00:39:00,678 --> 00:39:02,010
and I want to be
with him.
761
00:39:02,012 --> 00:39:02,844
I want to give him time.
762
00:39:02,846 --> 00:39:06,714
And I want to see how much he'll
improve, 'cause he is improving.
763
00:39:15,056 --> 00:39:19,726
Ow!
Oh.
764
00:39:19,728 --> 00:39:21,394
Hand out.
I do what I can.
765
00:39:21,396 --> 00:39:23,763
Put your hand out.
Trust us.
766
00:39:23,765 --> 00:39:24,764
Close your eyes.
767
00:39:24,766 --> 00:39:26,866
Oh, it's not something
dead, is it?
768
00:39:26,868 --> 00:39:27,900
No.
Put your hand out.
769
00:39:27,902 --> 00:39:29,635
You promise?
Promise.
770
00:39:35,808 --> 00:39:36,841
It's an ice picker.
771
00:39:36,843 --> 00:39:39,977
It's not the best present
I've ever had, but I mean,
772
00:39:39,979 --> 00:39:42,913
it's the thought that counts,
isn't it?
773
00:39:42,915 --> 00:39:46,549
I brought them home for her,
give them to her by the pool,
774
00:39:46,551 --> 00:39:47,816
nice little romantic setting.
775
00:39:47,818 --> 00:39:49,050
I can open me fanny flaps
776
00:39:49,052 --> 00:39:51,085
when I want to apply
me fresh cream.
777
00:39:51,087 --> 00:39:53,587
Night night, Charlotte.
778
00:39:53,589 --> 00:39:56,723
Just killed the mood.
779
00:39:59,493 --> 00:40:04,063
What me and Joel need right now
is a good spooning sesh.
780
00:40:04,065 --> 00:40:06,965
I can't sleep in my bed
because it's so small,
781
00:40:06,967 --> 00:40:10,635
so Gary's gonna let
me and Joel
782
00:40:10,637 --> 00:40:13,104
sleep in his double bed.
783
00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:16,507
But you know what Gary wants.
784
00:40:16,509 --> 00:40:17,841
Something from Charlotte.
785
00:40:17,843 --> 00:40:19,676
Hopefully he's on top.
786
00:40:19,678 --> 00:40:23,479
That's the funniest thing
I've ever seen.
787
00:40:23,481 --> 00:40:27,649
Topping and tailing is fine.
Friends do it all the time.
788
00:40:27,651 --> 00:40:29,851
There should be no
complications.
789
00:40:29,853 --> 00:40:30,618
Good night, Gary.
790
00:40:30,620 --> 00:40:33,087
Good night, Charlotte.
Good night, Rebecca.
791
00:40:33,089 --> 00:40:34,088
Good night.
792
00:40:34,090 --> 00:40:36,090
Me and Charlotte are top
and tailing,
793
00:40:36,092 --> 00:40:38,092
and the feelings do come back.
794
00:40:38,094 --> 00:40:40,194
I do want to have sex with her.
795
00:40:42,397 --> 00:40:44,564
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hold on a second.
796
00:40:44,566 --> 00:40:48,534
There are fingers entering
my knickers.
797
00:40:48,536 --> 00:40:52,471
It turns out topping and tailing
is the perfect position
798
00:40:52,473 --> 00:40:55,006
for fingers to touch the vagina.
799
00:40:56,141 --> 00:40:58,642
It's all just a massive game.
800
00:40:58,644 --> 00:41:00,410
He's got us back.
801
00:41:05,582 --> 00:41:06,648
¶ Everyone's here to party
802
00:41:06,650 --> 00:41:09,083
¶ If you wanna go back
if you wanna go back ¶
803
00:41:09,085 --> 00:41:10,217
¶ Everyone's here to party
804
00:41:10,219 --> 00:41:12,852
¶ If you wanna go back
if you wanna go back ¶
805
00:41:12,854 --> 00:41:14,086
¶ Everyone's here to party
806
00:41:14,088 --> 00:41:17,656
¶ Let's party party
let's party hard ¶
807
00:41:17,658 --> 00:41:21,026
¶ Wanna go back...
808
00:41:21,028 --> 00:41:23,495
¶ Hold on hold on hold on