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We are back!
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I need you to go and
housesit for me.
3
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In Mexico.
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(cheering)
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We're gonna have
a fucking mint time.
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I've got a new lass,
I'm in love.
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Pretty wicked!
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It's time to go
international and shag the shit
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out of them as well.
10
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Gary thinks he can get into
me whenever he wants,
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but he is
sadly mistaken.
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Caution--
This might ruin you.
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I don't know what it
is about James.
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I just
want to bang him.
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I give her 30 minutes
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and I'm gonna be balls-deep
in worldie fanny.
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I know they love each other, but
they're isolating theirselves
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from the group.
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They may as well not
fucking be here.
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(Sophie)
Who was that?
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(man)
No one.
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He's out
with girls?
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Is this really
happening again?
24
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Anna has sent you here
to look after the house.
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It's only our
new boss, Cancun Chris.
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I don't want to have
to come back to the house
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and sort through any
fucking mess.
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Me and Becca's
already pissed in the pool.
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(Chris)
I want you to leave
right now.
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They've been told to
pack their bags and go.
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Unless we
just hide.
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¶
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I am a Geordie girl
with a VIP edge.
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My biggest fear
is getting wrinkles.
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I've got a banging body and
the banter to match.
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I would never kiss
anyone without a six-pack.
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The hardest graft I've ever
done is doing me hair.
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I could talk
the back legs off a donkey.
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Got the looks,
got the charm.
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It just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty
and I've got double Fs.
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"Geordie Shore!"
Why aye, man!
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¶
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(Holly)
It's absolutely fucked.
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Char and Rebecca have
been kicked out.
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What the fuck's going on?
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¶
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Mexico!
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I fucking
love pool parties.
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Bring it on.
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When I got told I was going
to spring break,
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this is what
I had in mind.
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Charlotte's not here
so I can't wait to mingle in
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and work some fucking
magic.
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¶
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Where are you from?
Canada.
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Canada, man!
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Look forward to having a nice
day out with the lads,
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nice beach,
kicking back,
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hopefully meet a few
little worldies.
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Susan--
Nice to meet you.
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What's your name?
Sarah.
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Nice to meet you.
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(Sarah)
Oh, really?
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Seems like James is having a
really good, bloody lovely time.
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Oh, get on, son, man,
fuckin' A man.
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Bang her like
a fuckin' donkey.
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That was the best tongue
I ever had in me life.
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(Vicky)
Gary's a grafter.
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James is more of a,
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more of a
side ear job boy.
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Why don't you catch
us later at Dady O's?
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Nice meeting yous.
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I am tracking
this bird,
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but I don't want
to fucking bang her.
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But if I fucking wanted to,
I could have.
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You cut them off.
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Aye.
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(unintelligible)
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(James)
Fucking hell,
I'm here for five weeks.
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I want someone's decent who I've
got to graft a little bit for.
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(dog barking)
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It's the most basic room
I've ever been in
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in my whole entire life.
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The sheets
feel moist.
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And the ground
feels wet.
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It's horrible.
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Me and Charlotte
have been punished.
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We're in this hotel.
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Well, I wouldn't even
call it a hotel.
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¶
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(both)
Aww.
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(Charlotte)
A monkey.
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00:04:02,926 --> 00:04:03,958
Oh.
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00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:04,525
Ah.
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00:04:04,527 --> 00:04:09,763
This hotel's a little bit
like a zoo slash a crack den.
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Cancun Chris is having a
fucking laugh, like.
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¶
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Oh my God, Holly.
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Like, this island
is full of boys.
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You only wanna
use them for the cock.
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Use the cock.
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Holly needs
to get a grip.
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She's surrounded by cock and all
she can think about is James.
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I literally
fucking love spring break.
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¶ Sing a song about it
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¶
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(phone ringing)
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Today I feel really,
really homesick
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and I never,
ever feel like that.
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00:05:01,240 --> 00:05:04,307
The only thing I want to do
is ring Joel.
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Joel--
I want to come home.
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(Joel)
Honey, don't cry.
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I'm thinking about
coming home.
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I don't want to.
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He's begging us to stay here,
which I'm surprised,
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'cause if anything, I
was thinking he might beg us
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to come home so he
can see us.
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I can't believe we had
the argument the other night.
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I know, but you knew that
was gonna happen.
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Do you know
what it is?
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It's like, my
friends are, like,
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always making me go
out and stuff.
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Do you know
what I mean?
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I'm a really,
really paranoid person
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and I feel like when I'm on
the phone with Joel,
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he's not giving
us what I want to hear.
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You gonna be there for
when I get back?
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Yes, babe, I'm sure
it's going to be fine.
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I'm sure.
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I don't trust him.
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And that's what we're missing
out on our relationship.
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¶
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(Gaz)
The party
day continues.
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It's another opportunity
to pull.
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¶
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Tonight's the night.
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Gonna go out, find meself
a little worldie,
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hopefully get her back and
get meself off this storm floor.
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(Gaz)
I see this fit blonde
bird walking over.
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Within literally no-point-one
millisecond, I'm cracking on.
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I see James look over and
he's like, "Oh, shit."
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Come on, mate--
Be quicker next time.
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(James)
Straightaway, Gaz is cracking
on with a bird.
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She's got her mates
there, but to be fair,
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none of them are all
that, like.
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There's no love
lost between me and Joel.
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He's a useless, selfish prick
and he treats her like shit.
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Sophie deserves far,
far more.
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Fact of the matter is I
tried to tell her that last time
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and I got nowhere.
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So she's old enough and daft
enough to make her own mistakes.
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Hi.
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(Sophie)
Hold the fuck off, man.
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We're in Cancun.
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Have a good time and stop
fucking tashing on.
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¶ You're going home
with me ¶
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¶ Southbound on the 95
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(Gaz)
I'm unstoppable.
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There's just
one thing left to do.
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It's time for you
to get Gazzed.
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¶ My girls they live on
the shore but tell 'em ¶
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¶ We on the penthouse
floor come on ¶
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¶
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James' problem is he says he's
going out to have a good time,
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but all he's thinking
about is pulling
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and when you think about
that, it's never gonna happen.
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Only thing James is left to
do is flirt with Holly.
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00:08:01,888 --> 00:08:05,657
(Holly)
There's no doubt he
wants a bit of the fairy..
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00:08:05,659 --> 00:08:08,726
The plan is mission
leg over.
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00:08:08,728 --> 00:08:15,833
It's mission leg over, the
comb over, then it's game over.
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Me and Holly,
it is just flanter.
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Flirty banter.
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00:08:26,676 --> 00:08:28,877
Gary manages to
seal the deal yet again.
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And James is left home alone,
having a wank.
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¶
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00:08:47,828 --> 00:08:49,829
(horn honking)
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00:08:49,996 --> 00:08:53,064
We've only got
two Jeep convertibles.
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(shouting)
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(Sophie)
Spring break!
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Whoa.
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00:09:00,139 --> 00:09:01,738
This is fucking unreal.
184
00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:05,241
We get to cruise
around Cancun.
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00:09:05,243 --> 00:09:08,244
¶
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00:09:08,246 --> 00:09:09,245
(Holly)
We have a day off.
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00:09:09,247 --> 00:09:12,715
What better way to spend
the day than at the beach?
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00:09:12,717 --> 00:09:15,217
¶
189
00:09:15,219 --> 00:09:17,319
It's a lush beach, man,
look at it.
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00:09:17,321 --> 00:09:20,188
Look at the fucking love birds
in the fucking sea, man.
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00:09:20,190 --> 00:09:22,123
Jesus.
Oh God.
192
00:09:22,125 --> 00:09:22,857
Oh no.
193
00:09:22,859 --> 00:09:25,726
Vicky and Ricci are
starting to do me head in now.
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00:09:25,728 --> 00:09:28,662
They're all over each
other all the time.
195
00:09:28,664 --> 00:09:30,130
Ricci, what
you playing at?
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00:09:30,132 --> 00:09:35,235
All I ever see is, "Ooh, Vicky,
yeah, just love her"
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00:09:35,237 --> 00:09:35,902
Rocks off.
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00:09:35,904 --> 00:09:37,803
I definitely had to end the
conversation when they
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00:09:37,805 --> 00:09:40,806
just keep kissing when
you're having a conversation.
200
00:09:40,808 --> 00:09:43,575
Like, "How are
you two?"
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00:09:43,577 --> 00:09:44,776
Yep--
Mwah.
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00:09:44,778 --> 00:09:47,111
I think Vicky and Ricci
communicate by kissing,
203
00:09:47,113 --> 00:09:51,882
because that's all they do and
they never ever, ever talk.
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00:09:51,884 --> 00:09:53,783
They must be in
fucking love then.
205
00:09:53,785 --> 00:09:55,885
(Sophie)
I reckon Ricci's
under the thumb.
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00:09:55,887 --> 00:09:58,187
I reckon--
She wears the trousers.
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00:09:58,189 --> 00:09:59,254
(Sophie)
They separate theyself.
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00:09:59,256 --> 00:10:02,190
I don't even
know why they're here.
209
00:10:02,192 --> 00:10:04,258
You were pissed off last
night, weren't you?
210
00:10:04,260 --> 00:10:06,994
There's no one here
for me though.
211
00:10:06,996 --> 00:10:07,761
There's not?
212
00:10:07,763 --> 00:10:08,628
There's nae fucking--
213
00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:11,631
I know your type and you keep
saying like, there's nobody.
214
00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:13,265
Hello--
I'm here, yeah?
215
00:10:13,267 --> 00:10:14,599
I know you fancy
us.
216
00:10:14,601 --> 00:10:16,667
Gaz... Gaz has got
no standards, man.
217
00:10:16,669 --> 00:10:17,601
Gaz hasn't got
a type.
218
00:10:17,603 --> 00:10:19,703
You dig a hole in
the sand, fucking shag that
219
00:10:19,705 --> 00:10:21,638
and be over the moon.
220
00:10:24,141 --> 00:10:25,674
It's gonna bite
your fanny.
221
00:10:25,676 --> 00:10:28,343
(Holly)
Fucking wish
someone would.
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00:10:30,179 --> 00:10:34,081
¶
223
00:10:34,882 --> 00:10:37,950
I did say this is one
of the best places
224
00:10:37,952 --> 00:10:38,917
I've ever
seen in me life.
225
00:10:38,919 --> 00:10:42,053
Like, I would literally
get married here.
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00:10:42,055 --> 00:10:42,820
Imagine.
227
00:10:42,822 --> 00:10:44,388
Would you get
married here?
228
00:10:44,390 --> 00:10:46,223
No, I want to
get married in a castle.
229
00:10:46,225 --> 00:10:48,058
Don't get Vicky started
on marriage.
230
00:10:48,060 --> 00:10:49,626
That would
be fucking mental.
231
00:10:49,628 --> 00:10:51,761
Is tonight going to be
the night, Holly?
232
00:10:51,763 --> 00:10:52,628
Are you going
to bang?
233
00:10:52,630 --> 00:10:54,763
Are you going
to bang James tonight?
234
00:10:54,765 --> 00:10:57,766
Or are you just gonna
bang a random?
235
00:10:57,768 --> 00:11:00,301
Oh, for
God's sake, man!
236
00:11:02,804 --> 00:11:03,303
What is it?
237
00:11:03,305 --> 00:11:04,304
It's just
the truth.
238
00:11:04,306 --> 00:11:06,072
And you can't hide
from the truth.
239
00:11:06,074 --> 00:11:11,177
It might not be love,
but I think tonight's the night.
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00:11:11,945 --> 00:11:15,180
¶
241
00:11:27,326 --> 00:11:28,659
Things are
gonna have to change.
242
00:11:28,661 --> 00:11:32,729
This fanny drought is seriously
doing me head in.
243
00:11:33,363 --> 00:11:35,330
Round three,
I'm good to go.
244
00:11:35,332 --> 00:11:36,731
I've shaved me
fairy.
245
00:11:36,733 --> 00:11:39,200
James isn't going
to know what hit him.
246
00:11:42,737 --> 00:11:43,436
For fuck's sake.
247
00:11:43,438 --> 00:11:45,738
We've only been
here for five minutes
248
00:11:45,740 --> 00:11:48,407
and already Holly's
pissed?
249
00:11:54,947 --> 00:11:56,247
Yes?
250
00:11:59,084 --> 00:12:00,918
Maybe.
251
00:12:06,424 --> 00:12:08,358
Holly at the minute
is wanting to pull James,
252
00:12:08,360 --> 00:12:10,893
but she's getting
too smashed.
253
00:12:11,995 --> 00:12:14,096
Aye, aye.
254
00:12:22,738 --> 00:12:23,871
So I'm like,
"Holly, chill out.
255
00:12:23,873 --> 00:12:25,005
You've only had a
few drinks.
256
00:12:25,007 --> 00:12:26,306
James hasn't got
many options at the minute,
257
00:12:26,308 --> 00:12:30,143
so if you just play your cards
right, you will bang him."
258
00:12:30,145 --> 00:12:34,013
¶
259
00:12:36,316 --> 00:12:37,316
(James)
Ricci and Vicky.
260
00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:39,384
These two are just like,
inseparable.
261
00:12:39,386 --> 00:12:42,253
He's like a little
fucking lap dog to Vicky.
262
00:12:42,255 --> 00:12:44,054
Following her around
everywhere.
263
00:12:44,056 --> 00:12:46,056
Come on, mate--
Get a grip.
264
00:12:46,058 --> 00:12:47,424
The atmosphere
is electric.
265
00:12:47,426 --> 00:12:48,291
The drinks are flowing.
266
00:12:48,293 --> 00:12:49,325
We're full
of tequilas.
267
00:12:49,327 --> 00:12:50,893
I'm having an amazing
night.
268
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:52,928
Then I have a massive
argument with me boyfriend
269
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,963
'cause he's a fucking tail.
270
00:12:54,965 --> 00:12:55,363
Hey.
271
00:12:55,365 --> 00:12:57,431
If you don't keep
walking off-- Fuck off, man.
272
00:12:57,433 --> 00:12:58,532
Stop it.
I'll fucking
go home.
273
00:12:58,534 --> 00:13:00,033
Baby... baby.
I fucking
swear it.
274
00:13:00,035 --> 00:13:03,102
Vicky storms out and
do you know what's it over?
275
00:13:03,104 --> 00:13:05,104
A spilled fucking drink.
276
00:13:05,106 --> 00:13:08,073
Chill out and have a
good night, man.
277
00:13:09,475 --> 00:13:10,308
I don't
give a fuck.
278
00:13:10,310 --> 00:13:12,777
Vicky and Ricci don't
argument at half measures.
279
00:13:12,779 --> 00:13:15,946
When they argue,
it goes off.
280
00:13:15,948 --> 00:13:17,080
It's all
my fault.
281
00:13:17,082 --> 00:13:19,749
Just because you're drunk,
just because you're drunk
282
00:13:19,751 --> 00:13:22,451
and you're stupid and
you shouldn't have done it.
283
00:13:22,453 --> 00:13:23,919
I've spilled
a drink on Vicky.
284
00:13:23,921 --> 00:13:27,022
She says, "Say sorry,"
I'm saying no.
285
00:13:27,024 --> 00:13:29,057
(Vicki)
I'm dead sorry.
(Ricci)
What?
286
00:13:29,059 --> 00:13:31,092
Let's just go home--
Let's just go.
287
00:13:31,094 --> 00:13:33,160
I'm never the type of person
who cries over an argument.
288
00:13:33,162 --> 00:13:35,428
I'm more likely to just
raise me fucking voice louder
289
00:13:35,430 --> 00:13:37,296
than the person I'm
arguing with.
290
00:13:37,298 --> 00:13:40,165
But with Ricci,
it upsets us.
291
00:13:40,167 --> 00:13:41,432
You're
ridiculous.
292
00:13:41,434 --> 00:13:42,933
I'm so sorry--
I'm so sorry.
293
00:13:42,935 --> 00:13:44,167
I shouldn't have
done it either.
294
00:13:44,169 --> 00:13:45,268
It's all my fault.
295
00:13:45,270 --> 00:13:48,404
I'm drunk, I do not
need this grief from Vicky.
296
00:13:48,406 --> 00:13:51,039
Stop walking away!
297
00:13:51,041 --> 00:13:51,973
I mean it.
298
00:13:51,975 --> 00:13:53,441
I swear on
my mum's life.
299
00:13:53,443 --> 00:13:54,041
I mean it.
300
00:13:54,043 --> 00:13:59,112
He can never just leave
it when he's had a drink.
301
00:13:59,114 --> 00:14:02,582
¶
302
00:14:04,284 --> 00:14:05,183
Everything's a blur.
303
00:14:05,185 --> 00:14:09,220
I'm absolutely fucking
mortal.
304
00:14:09,222 --> 00:14:12,223
And I can just tell
by the look on Holly's face
305
00:14:12,225 --> 00:14:14,825
that she is dying for
it tonight.
306
00:14:25,036 --> 00:14:27,003
This is going well.
307
00:14:29,806 --> 00:14:30,272
Shit.
308
00:14:30,274 --> 00:14:32,574
No, you can, you cannae
make me carry--
309
00:14:32,576 --> 00:14:33,575
Well, maybe not.
310
00:14:33,577 --> 00:14:36,544
You cannae make
me carry the pizza.
311
00:14:36,546 --> 00:14:39,413
¶
312
00:14:46,554 --> 00:14:48,888
Ow, you fucker!
313
00:14:55,028 --> 00:14:57,996
James is always banging
on about pulling stunners,
314
00:14:57,998 --> 00:15:01,432
but at the minute, all I can
see is James and Holly
315
00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:05,269
flirting and
getting a lot closer.
316
00:15:05,271 --> 00:15:08,038
It's getting
more intense.
317
00:15:08,040 --> 00:15:08,972
Shut up.
318
00:15:08,974 --> 00:15:10,840
It is.
You fucking shut up.
319
00:15:10,842 --> 00:15:12,508
What the fuck is
going through his head?
320
00:15:12,510 --> 00:15:15,010
The next step is gonna
be banging her.
321
00:15:15,012 --> 00:15:17,178
That's just the
way things are going.
322
00:15:17,180 --> 00:15:20,881
The relationship's gettin'
stronger and bigger.
323
00:15:20,883 --> 00:15:23,016
If I have another couple
in this house,
324
00:15:23,018 --> 00:15:27,220
me head's gonna
fucking go insane.
325
00:15:27,222 --> 00:15:29,155
Have a good sleep.
326
00:15:29,157 --> 00:15:31,390
Oh God,
that's bad.
327
00:15:31,392 --> 00:15:34,426
I'm fucking
going, man!
328
00:15:34,428 --> 00:15:35,427
Goodnight.
'Night.
329
00:15:35,429 --> 00:15:39,531
I might be mortal, but
fuck me, that's not attractive.
330
00:15:40,466 --> 00:15:41,132
(crashing)
331
00:15:41,134 --> 00:15:45,336
And that fucking thing get
out of my fucking hair.
332
00:15:45,338 --> 00:15:46,637
(shattering)
333
00:15:46,639 --> 00:15:48,372
That's how
we'll turn it off.
334
00:15:48,374 --> 00:15:52,309
You first bang in
Cancun cannot be Holly.
335
00:15:52,311 --> 00:15:53,009
That is--
336
00:15:53,011 --> 00:15:54,276
It won't be,
it won't be.
337
00:15:54,278 --> 00:15:56,044
You can bang her
every night after.
338
00:15:56,046 --> 00:15:58,012
No.
Your first bang
cannot be Holly.
339
00:15:58,014 --> 00:15:58,512
That's a rule.
340
00:15:58,514 --> 00:16:01,915
There's absolutely no chance
I'm gonna bang Holly.
341
00:16:01,917 --> 00:16:02,882
¶
342
00:16:02,884 --> 00:16:04,583
(James)
Oh, Vicky and Ricci--
Hello.
343
00:16:04,585 --> 00:16:06,451
Talking about,
"Babe.
344
00:16:06,453 --> 00:16:08,386
Babe--
I fucking love you.
345
00:16:08,388 --> 00:16:10,454
Babe,
I love you.
346
00:16:10,456 --> 00:16:13,557
Range Rover."
347
00:16:13,559 --> 00:16:16,459
(Gaz)
Oh, and now they're
going in my bedroom.
348
00:16:16,461 --> 00:16:17,426
Oh, shit.
349
00:16:17,428 --> 00:16:20,595
Me and fucking Gaz
are sharing a bed now.
350
00:16:20,597 --> 00:16:23,598
Great... Now I've got
to share a bed with James.
351
00:16:26,234 --> 00:16:29,169
The rumor is that Ricci
only does quickies.
352
00:16:29,171 --> 00:16:32,138
(Gaz)
Quick glass to
the window, James.
353
00:16:39,045 --> 00:16:41,579
(rustling)
354
00:16:51,356 --> 00:16:53,523
(snickering)
355
00:16:55,259 --> 00:16:58,027
(crying)
356
00:17:03,133 --> 00:17:04,533
It has
been a long day.
357
00:17:04,535 --> 00:17:07,569
Everyone is ready
for bed.
358
00:17:07,571 --> 00:17:09,470
Get up, get up.
359
00:17:09,472 --> 00:17:10,304
Holly.
360
00:17:10,306 --> 00:17:11,571
Gary, I'm
fucking fine.
361
00:17:11,573 --> 00:17:13,506
Turn left, turn
left, turn left.
362
00:17:14,441 --> 00:17:16,408
Holly is literally
fucked up.
363
00:17:16,410 --> 00:17:17,642
She's bent on
getting James drunk,
364
00:17:17,644 --> 00:17:21,045
she ended up getting herself
absolutely mortal.
365
00:17:21,047 --> 00:17:24,248
(James)
Oh, glass
on your floor.
366
00:17:24,250 --> 00:17:25,749
Holly.
367
00:17:25,751 --> 00:17:27,083
Holly.
368
00:17:27,085 --> 00:17:31,687
She's smashed the place up and
now she's on the loose again.
369
00:17:31,689 --> 00:17:33,221
(James)
Oh God.
370
00:17:33,223 --> 00:17:34,622
Really?
371
00:17:37,058 --> 00:17:38,224
Really?
372
00:17:38,226 --> 00:17:38,691
Yeah.
373
00:17:38,693 --> 00:17:42,161
I'm trying me best,
but sometimes it is hard
374
00:17:42,163 --> 00:17:45,164
to ignore Holly.
375
00:17:45,166 --> 00:17:45,631
Ow.
376
00:17:45,633 --> 00:17:49,167
Fucking can't
handle you, manhandlerness.
377
00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,702
Can't handle this.
378
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:53,771
I'm absolutely
mortal.
379
00:17:53,773 --> 00:17:56,373
There's only one place
for me and that's bed.
380
00:17:56,375 --> 00:17:58,742
(James)
Goodnight,
goodnight.
381
00:18:00,745 --> 00:18:01,845
(shattering)
382
00:18:01,847 --> 00:18:03,213
'Night, boys.
383
00:18:03,215 --> 00:18:04,581
It's been
a pleasure.
384
00:18:04,583 --> 00:18:05,648
'Night, lads.
385
00:18:05,650 --> 00:18:07,583
Lights out.
386
00:18:08,484 --> 00:18:10,451
(crashing)
387
00:18:11,519 --> 00:18:14,153
¶
388
00:18:17,724 --> 00:18:18,890
Holly went
fucking nuts last night.
389
00:18:18,892 --> 00:18:21,459
Just smashed her room up,
she smashed the phone.
390
00:18:21,461 --> 00:18:25,162
For me, James must
be very, very careful.
391
00:18:26,597 --> 00:18:28,831
She's destroyed Sophie
and Jay's only way
392
00:18:28,833 --> 00:18:31,633
of contacting their
boyfriends and girlfriends.
393
00:18:34,136 --> 00:18:37,104
I wake up this morning and
I decide to ring Chloe.
394
00:18:37,106 --> 00:18:38,905
It's the first time
I'm going to ring her.
395
00:18:38,907 --> 00:18:43,676
Walk down the stairs to find
the phone isn't working.
396
00:18:43,678 --> 00:18:44,276
Why?
397
00:18:44,278 --> 00:18:46,144
Holly smashed
it up last night.
398
00:18:46,146 --> 00:18:48,746
In a drunken, pissed state,
she goes
399
00:18:48,748 --> 00:18:50,614
and smashes up
the fucking phone.
400
00:18:50,616 --> 00:18:53,683
Holly, what the fucking
(unintelligible)
401
00:18:53,685 --> 00:18:54,383
What?
402
00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:55,751
All I want to do is
ring my fucking lass
403
00:18:55,753 --> 00:18:57,319
and you fucking smashed
the phone up
404
00:18:57,321 --> 00:18:58,787
and stuff like that--
Get it fucking fixed.
405
00:18:58,789 --> 00:19:02,824
I mean, I can fucking start
smashing the place up like that.
406
00:19:03,859 --> 00:19:04,525
Oops.
407
00:19:04,527 --> 00:19:06,727
(Holly)
I'll get it sorted--
I'll sort it, Jay.
408
00:19:06,729 --> 00:19:08,462
Get it
fucking sorted.
409
00:19:08,464 --> 00:19:11,198
(Holly)
Right now, I feel
like shit.
410
00:19:11,200 --> 00:19:13,166
I want
to go to bed.
411
00:19:13,168 --> 00:19:13,866
I need water.
412
00:19:13,868 --> 00:19:17,436
This is gonna be the worst
day of me life.
413
00:19:17,438 --> 00:19:21,173
¶
414
00:19:27,547 --> 00:19:30,649
Would you have banged
James last night then?
415
00:19:30,651 --> 00:19:33,218
I don't remember
doing anything with him.
416
00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:33,785
Would you have?
417
00:19:33,787 --> 00:19:35,153
I'm actually really
embarrassed
418
00:19:35,155 --> 00:19:37,788
because I can't
remember anything.
419
00:19:40,158 --> 00:19:41,158
Shit, yeah.
420
00:19:41,160 --> 00:19:41,958
I remember that.
421
00:19:41,960 --> 00:19:43,326
Why don't
you shut up?
422
00:19:43,328 --> 00:19:47,596
Apparently, James
was fingering me in the club.
423
00:19:47,598 --> 00:19:50,799
He was fingering me
in the taxi.
424
00:19:50,801 --> 00:19:53,668
I don't
fucking remember that.
425
00:19:53,670 --> 00:19:54,368
You didn't know.
426
00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,536
You honestly are beating
yourself over nothing.
427
00:19:56,538 --> 00:19:58,204
It's getting
on me tits.
428
00:19:58,206 --> 00:19:59,538
Getting fingered
in a taxi!
429
00:19:59,540 --> 00:20:02,574
Oh, well, that was kinna-
kinda shine, that.
430
00:20:02,576 --> 00:20:03,441
That was a bit large.
431
00:20:03,443 --> 00:20:05,476
I wouldn't have fucking
done that if I had a TV on me.
432
00:20:05,478 --> 00:20:07,711
Well, obviously, you
wouldn't have done it.
433
00:20:07,713 --> 00:20:11,514
If you can't remember it,
then it didn't happen.
434
00:20:11,516 --> 00:20:15,518
James is not only shit
at sex, shit at pulling,
435
00:20:15,520 --> 00:20:18,921
he's also shit at
finger blasting.
436
00:20:25,662 --> 00:20:27,596
(dog barking)
437
00:20:31,601 --> 00:20:33,301
What do you think
they're all doing?
438
00:20:33,303 --> 00:20:36,671
Me and Becca have got really
close while we spent time
439
00:20:36,673 --> 00:20:37,505
in the jungle together.
440
00:20:37,507 --> 00:20:41,775
We've bonded,
just like Mowgli and Baloo.
441
00:20:41,777 --> 00:20:44,277
Then Gary's
banged yet?
442
00:20:44,279 --> 00:20:45,444
Yeah.
443
00:20:45,446 --> 00:20:46,545
He banged while
we there.
444
00:20:46,547 --> 00:20:50,348
I would be highly disappointed
if he hadn't banged every night
445
00:20:50,350 --> 00:20:51,248
while we've been away.
446
00:20:51,250 --> 00:20:54,584
I've had time to reflect and
as much as I like Gary,
447
00:20:54,586 --> 00:20:57,920
he just makes me
life too complicated.
448
00:20:57,922 --> 00:21:00,722
¶
449
00:21:03,559 --> 00:21:05,526
Me and all the lads, we're
off to mamitas.
450
00:21:05,528 --> 00:21:07,628
Sophie's with us,
but we don't mind that,
451
00:21:07,630 --> 00:21:09,630
'cause Sophie's banter,
it's like having
452
00:21:09,632 --> 00:21:11,465
one of the lads anyway.
453
00:21:11,467 --> 00:21:14,034
¶
454
00:21:15,436 --> 00:21:18,771
The girls are at home
and I'm here with the lads.
455
00:21:18,773 --> 00:21:22,341
And I'm still miserable.
456
00:21:22,343 --> 00:21:24,543
I'm sick of Soph
being miserable,
457
00:21:24,545 --> 00:21:25,777
whinging on about Joel.
458
00:21:25,779 --> 00:21:27,478
He's a bellend
as it is.
459
00:21:27,480 --> 00:21:29,980
She needs to
cheer the fuck up.
460
00:21:35,052 --> 00:21:36,318
I'm worried
about Sophie.
461
00:21:36,320 --> 00:21:38,720
She's got a face like a smacked
ass all the time.
462
00:21:38,722 --> 00:21:42,523
And if it's about Joel,
I'm going to be pissed off.
463
00:21:59,007 --> 00:22:00,374
Gary can fuck off.
464
00:22:00,376 --> 00:22:02,976
Joel is nothing
like him.
465
00:22:02,978 --> 00:22:06,279
¶
466
00:22:07,547 --> 00:22:09,681
(doorbell ringing)
467
00:22:11,583 --> 00:22:13,016
Come on in.
468
00:22:13,018 --> 00:22:15,585
(chatter)
469
00:22:15,819 --> 00:22:16,718
Who's this?
470
00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:17,785
This is Chris.
471
00:22:17,787 --> 00:22:18,585
Hi, Chris.
472
00:22:18,587 --> 00:22:20,420
Nice to finally
meet you, Chris.
473
00:22:20,422 --> 00:22:24,290
It's Charlotte and Rebecca
with Cancun Chris.
474
00:22:27,060 --> 00:22:28,927
Now this is
a motherfucker.
475
00:22:28,929 --> 00:22:30,662
He's been in the house
two seconds
476
00:22:30,664 --> 00:22:32,497
and already he's
effing and blagging
477
00:22:32,499 --> 00:22:34,098
like there's
no tomorrow.
478
00:22:34,100 --> 00:22:36,934
A shithole, like
the whole fucking house.
479
00:22:36,936 --> 00:22:37,567
Shithole.
480
00:22:37,569 --> 00:22:38,701
It's like, hang
on a minute, mate.
481
00:22:38,703 --> 00:22:41,437
You asked us to housesit for
this amount of time.
482
00:22:41,439 --> 00:22:42,471
Do you know
what I mean?
483
00:22:42,473 --> 00:22:44,372
When you come back, the house
will be fucking spotless.
484
00:22:44,374 --> 00:22:48,376
Until then, if we want to mess
it up, we should be allowed.
485
00:22:48,378 --> 00:22:48,976
Real simple shit.
486
00:22:48,978 --> 00:22:51,645
Before I leave here today,
the whole fucking place
487
00:22:51,647 --> 00:22:53,880
will be right
back to spic and span.
488
00:22:53,882 --> 00:22:55,748
Right back to fucking
order.
489
00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:56,849
Clean that shit up.
490
00:22:56,851 --> 00:22:59,852
Get that fucking shitty
fucking shit
491
00:22:59,854 --> 00:23:03,455
off the fucking floor, shit!
492
00:23:03,457 --> 00:23:04,122
(Holly)
Vicky!
493
00:23:04,124 --> 00:23:06,958
Holly, are you
all right?
494
00:23:06,960 --> 00:23:07,725
Stop fucking around.
495
00:23:07,727 --> 00:23:08,759
Stop dragging
your feet.
496
00:23:08,761 --> 00:23:11,094
(Charlotte)
Cancun Chris
is a rim licker.
497
00:23:11,096 --> 00:23:13,096
But I can't take
him seriously
498
00:23:13,098 --> 00:23:18,034
when he's got a sanitary
towel stuck to his back.
499
00:23:18,036 --> 00:23:20,903
Chris, will
you away?
500
00:23:20,905 --> 00:23:24,072
Me and the girls are
starting to have some fun.
501
00:23:24,074 --> 00:23:25,339
I'm waiting here.
502
00:23:25,341 --> 00:23:28,809
Are you waiting for your period?
503
00:23:41,355 --> 00:23:41,887
Okay.
504
00:23:41,889 --> 00:23:42,821
Let's keep
it tidy.
505
00:23:42,823 --> 00:23:46,357
If we have to go there
again, too bad for you.
506
00:23:46,359 --> 00:23:46,957
(Holly)
Okay.
507
00:23:46,959 --> 00:23:49,759
All right... That's
all I have to say.
508
00:23:52,395 --> 00:23:53,528
Have fun, Chris.
509
00:23:53,530 --> 00:23:54,795
What an absolute
dickhead.
510
00:23:54,797 --> 00:23:57,764
Someone might have to tell
him that he's got a fanny pad
511
00:23:57,766 --> 00:23:59,432
stuck to his back.
512
00:23:59,434 --> 00:24:01,600
¶
513
00:24:03,769 --> 00:24:05,970
Or not.
514
00:24:09,140 --> 00:24:12,408
¶
515
00:24:16,413 --> 00:24:19,615
(all talking at once)
516
00:24:24,988 --> 00:24:26,421
Charlotte and Becca
are back,
517
00:24:26,423 --> 00:24:28,623
and as hard as
it is to admit it,
518
00:24:28,625 --> 00:24:30,491
I have really missed
Charlotte.
519
00:24:30,493 --> 00:24:34,027
What's been happening
since I've been gone?
520
00:24:34,029 --> 00:24:36,529
Beach parties in the day...
Yep.
521
00:24:36,531 --> 00:24:38,564
Going out
during the night.
522
00:24:38,566 --> 00:24:41,066
Clubbing...
You know.
523
00:24:41,068 --> 00:24:43,635
(laughing)
524
00:24:43,969 --> 00:24:44,702
Has it been--
525
00:24:44,704 --> 00:24:47,738
And now going to get ready
for my night out tonight.
526
00:24:47,740 --> 00:24:50,640
Nice seein' ya,but--
Don't go, no, no, no.
527
00:24:50,642 --> 00:24:51,807
(both)
No, no, no, no.
528
00:24:51,809 --> 00:24:56,211
What she really wants to know is
how many birds have I banged.
529
00:24:56,213 --> 00:24:56,778
Awkward.
530
00:24:56,780 --> 00:25:03,184
All I want to say is, right,
you enjoy your time in Mexico.
531
00:25:03,186 --> 00:25:05,586
And I'll
enjoy mine.
532
00:25:05,588 --> 00:25:07,955
I've left this
conversation.
533
00:25:07,957 --> 00:25:09,823
You're not the boss
of me, Gary.
534
00:25:09,825 --> 00:25:15,094
I'm the one
holding all the cards.
535
00:25:15,096 --> 00:25:18,897
Oh!
536
00:25:18,899 --> 00:25:20,431
(Rebecca)
Oh!
537
00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:24,134
I'm getting a little bit bored,
so me and Charlotte
538
00:25:24,136 --> 00:25:27,237
decide we'll
have a food fight.
539
00:25:27,239 --> 00:25:29,706
(shrieking)
540
00:25:30,741 --> 00:25:32,875
Fuck you,
Cancun Chris!
541
00:25:35,645 --> 00:25:37,545
We're getting a little
bit carried away
542
00:25:37,547 --> 00:25:42,850
and the kitchen is
an absolute bombsite.
543
00:25:49,490 --> 00:25:50,656
Have you
seen this?
544
00:25:50,658 --> 00:25:53,992
We cleaned everything and then
they had a food fight again.
545
00:25:53,994 --> 00:25:55,493
They've only been back
two minutes and they're
546
00:25:55,495 --> 00:25:58,996
already having an immature food
fight and trashing the house.
547
00:25:58,998 --> 00:26:00,664
The fucking idiots.
548
00:26:00,666 --> 00:26:04,034
I'm so pissed
off, man.
549
00:26:04,036 --> 00:26:07,604
¶
550
00:26:11,609 --> 00:26:13,476
Tonight's gonna be the night
that me and Vicky go out
551
00:26:13,478 --> 00:26:15,978
for a nice romantic
meal, just the two of us.
552
00:26:15,980 --> 00:26:18,013
It's gonna be amazing.
553
00:26:18,015 --> 00:26:19,547
Nice to have a quiet
night with you
554
00:26:19,549 --> 00:26:20,915
instead of a riot,
you know what I mean?
555
00:26:20,917 --> 00:26:23,918
Yeah, I think we need a chance
to talk and stuff as well.
556
00:26:25,520 --> 00:26:28,088
What me big problem is,
right, is I don't,
557
00:26:28,090 --> 00:26:31,758
I know you fell in
love with me for me.
558
00:26:31,760 --> 00:26:34,861
For all, for every reason,
whether it be like,
559
00:26:34,863 --> 00:26:36,629
good or bad, you
know what I mean?
560
00:26:36,631 --> 00:26:38,030
You fell in love
with me.
561
00:26:38,032 --> 00:26:41,867
And I just don't want to
lose any part of me personality
562
00:26:41,869 --> 00:26:45,937
in trying to
keep you.
563
00:26:45,939 --> 00:26:47,672
This is all coming
out of nowhere.
564
00:26:47,674 --> 00:26:48,706
Not sure
how to take it.
565
00:26:48,708 --> 00:26:51,008
Last night, I didn't do anything
wrong and I ended up
566
00:26:51,010 --> 00:26:54,011
standing outside that
club crying, apologizing.
567
00:26:54,013 --> 00:26:58,181
And there was no point 'cause
I hadn't done anything wrong
568
00:26:58,183 --> 00:26:59,883
and that's not me.
569
00:26:59,885 --> 00:27:01,050
I think if Ricci
had his own fucking way,
570
00:27:01,052 --> 00:27:05,187
I'd be a mix between his mom
and a blow-up doll.
571
00:27:05,189 --> 00:27:06,621
I'm not.
572
00:27:06,623 --> 00:27:07,321
I'm me.
573
00:27:07,323 --> 00:27:09,323
And you
better love me for me.
574
00:27:09,325 --> 00:27:12,959
I'll work on what you
think I'm doing wrong.
575
00:27:12,961 --> 00:27:16,762
But you don't think you're
doing anything wrong, do you?
576
00:27:16,764 --> 00:27:17,696
Obviously I am.
577
00:27:17,698 --> 00:27:20,699
You're still not
admitting it, though.
578
00:27:20,701 --> 00:27:22,167
Like, you're not
seeing it.
579
00:27:22,169 --> 00:27:25,403
'Cause obviously--
You think I'm being
stupid, don't you?
580
00:27:25,405 --> 00:27:26,737
Now she's starting
to annoy us.
581
00:27:26,739 --> 00:27:30,040
Now she's asking questions
and answering them herself.
582
00:27:30,042 --> 00:27:32,909
Walked here with you,
happy with you.
583
00:27:32,911 --> 00:27:34,443
Couldn't have
been happier.
584
00:27:34,445 --> 00:27:37,012
And now we're
resolved to this.
585
00:27:37,014 --> 00:27:38,179
You were happy.
586
00:27:38,181 --> 00:27:40,714
Do you think I was
happy after last night?
587
00:27:40,716 --> 00:27:42,749
Obviously I'm a
lot happier.
588
00:27:42,751 --> 00:27:47,453
'Cause you
are what you are.
589
00:27:47,455 --> 00:27:48,821
I love you.
590
00:27:48,823 --> 00:27:51,790
And you know
I love you too.
591
00:27:55,194 --> 00:27:58,229
¶
592
00:27:59,831 --> 00:28:02,165
I'm gonna get a penis in
every single orifice
593
00:28:02,167 --> 00:28:03,699
that's in me body.
594
00:28:03,701 --> 00:28:04,766
Like, how many?
595
00:28:04,768 --> 00:28:06,267
Like, two
in me eyeballs.
596
00:28:06,269 --> 00:28:08,135
Two in the nostrils.
597
00:28:08,137 --> 00:28:09,302
Two in each ears.
598
00:28:09,304 --> 00:28:10,036
One in the mouth.
599
00:28:10,038 --> 00:28:14,306
We're gonna have one in the
bumhole, one in the fairy hole.
600
00:28:14,308 --> 00:28:17,175
We're gonna try to squeeze
one in the urethra.
601
00:28:17,177 --> 00:28:22,680
And I was just thinking about
rubbing one against the gooch.
602
00:28:22,682 --> 00:28:24,048
Charlotte-Leticia
is back.
603
00:28:24,050 --> 00:28:28,952
And tonight, she's gonna show
Gary who's in the driving seat.
604
00:28:28,954 --> 00:28:31,788
¶
605
00:28:46,170 --> 00:28:47,703
Best thing
about being in Cancun
606
00:28:47,705 --> 00:28:52,808
is we've got open-air night
clubs, beaches, pools.
607
00:28:52,810 --> 00:28:56,178
If only we had
that in Newcastle.
608
00:28:59,182 --> 00:29:01,116
New York.
609
00:29:05,788 --> 00:29:08,523
Charlotte's on
a fucking roll, mate.
610
00:29:08,525 --> 00:29:10,124
She's like a pulling
machine.
611
00:29:10,126 --> 00:29:14,161
She's like
the girl version of Gary.
612
00:29:14,163 --> 00:29:17,097
One, two, three.
613
00:29:20,935 --> 00:29:22,335
One more?
614
00:29:27,207 --> 00:29:29,508
'Cause she's done
so early in the night,
615
00:29:29,510 --> 00:29:31,343
I've got the whole
night to pull
616
00:29:31,345 --> 00:29:34,346
and she hasn't
got a leg to stand on.
617
00:29:39,318 --> 00:29:41,218
Charlotte, it's a marathon,
not a sprint.
618
00:29:41,220 --> 00:29:44,821
You will never be as
good at pulling people as me.
619
00:29:50,027 --> 00:29:53,963
If James is being a dick, I'm
just gonna look elsewhere.
620
00:29:54,531 --> 00:29:56,231
(Gaz)
Me and James go on
the hunt for some birds.
621
00:29:56,233 --> 00:29:59,834
We end up pulling these birds
in identical outfits.
622
00:29:59,836 --> 00:30:02,369
Mine's
still fair, though.
623
00:30:02,371 --> 00:30:04,471
Just as I thought, Charlotte
can't stay away,
624
00:30:04,473 --> 00:30:07,474
but there is no way
that I'm losing this blondie
625
00:30:07,476 --> 00:30:10,076
because she's changed
her mind.
626
00:30:11,278 --> 00:30:12,378
Right.
627
00:30:12,380 --> 00:30:13,045
Charlotte.
628
00:30:13,047 --> 00:30:17,482
You pull American dude,
I pull blonde girl.
629
00:30:17,484 --> 00:30:18,049
Yeah.
630
00:30:18,051 --> 00:30:21,585
This means I'm okay
with you pulling boys
631
00:30:21,587 --> 00:30:24,020
and you're okay with me
pulling girls.
632
00:30:24,022 --> 00:30:24,453
Yeah.
633
00:30:24,455 --> 00:30:28,156
Charlotte needs to realize she
can't have her cake and eat it.
634
00:30:28,158 --> 00:30:28,890
She's not me.
635
00:30:28,892 --> 00:30:32,059
Listen, if you're emotional--
Clearly you want--
636
00:30:32,061 --> 00:30:33,894
No, no, no--
Come on!
637
00:30:33,896 --> 00:30:35,195
Don't shout,
don't shout.
638
00:30:35,197 --> 00:30:36,396
Charlotte, I love you
to bits.
639
00:30:36,398 --> 00:30:38,798
Don't...
Don't, don't.
640
00:30:38,800 --> 00:30:39,899
No, no.
641
00:30:39,901 --> 00:30:40,599
I'm good.
642
00:30:40,601 --> 00:30:42,100
Just stop it,
mate.
643
00:30:42,102 --> 00:30:43,568
Don't.
Charlotte--
No.
644
00:30:43,570 --> 00:30:45,369
No, no,
no, no, no.
645
00:30:45,371 --> 00:30:48,972
I'm not wrestling
you on sand, right?
646
00:30:48,974 --> 00:30:52,342
Now is not the time to talk
about our relationship.
647
00:30:52,344 --> 00:30:54,277
She's
absolutely smashed.
648
00:30:54,279 --> 00:30:56,612
Love you--
bye!
Ow!
649
00:30:56,614 --> 00:30:59,047
Have fun!
650
00:31:03,886 --> 00:31:08,322
As per usual,
Sophie to the rescue.
651
00:31:09,157 --> 00:31:10,957
Oh!
652
00:31:10,959 --> 00:31:12,458
(yowling)
653
00:31:12,460 --> 00:31:16,195
Gary has got
a lot to answer for.
654
00:31:16,197 --> 00:31:18,030
Oh, fucking hell.
655
00:31:22,869 --> 00:31:26,571
Best friend Sophie
decides it's time to go home.
656
00:31:38,584 --> 00:31:42,486
So I've pulled this boy and
in the lad's definition,
657
00:31:42,488 --> 00:31:45,922
he'd be a
fucking worldie.
658
00:31:45,924 --> 00:31:47,223
There's a first
time for everything.
659
00:31:47,225 --> 00:31:49,091
Me and James have
wingmanned each other,
660
00:31:49,093 --> 00:31:51,359
pulled two nice birds
and we're on the way
661
00:31:51,361 --> 00:31:52,927
back to
the house with them.
662
00:31:52,929 --> 00:31:54,361
It's really happening.
663
00:31:54,363 --> 00:31:57,130
¶
664
00:32:03,470 --> 00:32:06,872
James.
665
00:32:06,874 --> 00:32:07,639
Goodnight.
666
00:32:07,641 --> 00:32:10,942
Somehow, James'
bird's fucked off.
667
00:32:10,944 --> 00:32:13,244
#socloseyetsofar.
668
00:32:13,246 --> 00:32:15,512
I thought you left
with her, though?
669
00:32:15,514 --> 00:32:16,279
I did.
670
00:32:16,281 --> 00:32:18,581
And then she
literally passed out.
671
00:32:18,583 --> 00:32:20,082
Fucked.
672
00:32:21,384 --> 00:32:22,650
Passed out.
673
00:32:22,652 --> 00:32:25,252
I said, "Right, we'll drop
you off at the hotel."
674
00:32:25,254 --> 00:32:27,921
Poor James has managed
to lose the lass
675
00:32:27,923 --> 00:32:32,992
from the journey from
the club back to home.
676
00:32:32,994 --> 00:32:36,595
How the fuck is that
possible, man?
677
00:32:36,597 --> 00:32:38,330
It's one of them
things, isn't it?
678
00:32:38,332 --> 00:32:40,031
Just get on
with it.
679
00:32:40,033 --> 00:32:43,100
Fucking cry
meself to sleep.
680
00:32:45,036 --> 00:32:47,504
(Gaz)
So the night's ended with
Charlotte being sick on herself
681
00:32:47,506 --> 00:32:49,339
and me chilling with
a blonde bird.
682
00:32:49,341 --> 00:32:56,045
Like I said, Charlotte,
it's a marathon, not a sprint.
683
00:32:56,047 --> 00:32:58,147
(Holly)
It's easy to pull
a worldie.
684
00:32:58,149 --> 00:33:01,216
What's your
problem, James?
685
00:33:03,619 --> 00:33:07,488
¶
686
00:33:08,323 --> 00:33:10,590
(Charlotte)
I've woke up
and I'm pissed off.
687
00:33:10,592 --> 00:33:12,291
There's definitely someone
in this house
688
00:33:12,293 --> 00:33:13,225
who's
a pillow thief.
689
00:33:13,227 --> 00:33:15,627
It's definitely Gary 'cause he
wants to sniff it at night
690
00:33:15,629 --> 00:33:20,298
to remind himself of me
and then he has loads of wanks.
691
00:33:21,433 --> 00:33:22,332
See you later.
692
00:33:22,334 --> 00:33:25,468
I've literally got these taxi
drivers on speed dial.
693
00:33:25,470 --> 00:33:26,302
Standard procedure.
694
00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:27,936
Get them up nice and early
and get them out
695
00:33:27,938 --> 00:33:29,537
before
anyone else sees them.
696
00:33:29,539 --> 00:33:31,372
Thank you, see
you never.
697
00:33:31,374 --> 00:33:35,309
James didn't bring anybody
back because his girl
698
00:33:35,311 --> 00:33:39,946
decided to pass
out in the hotel.
699
00:33:39,948 --> 00:33:42,548
(blowing raspberry, laughing)
700
00:33:42,982 --> 00:33:45,183
See you
later, babe.
701
00:33:45,317 --> 00:33:48,218
The chat with Ricci didn't
go quite as planned last night
702
00:33:48,220 --> 00:33:51,454
and today, things are
still really tense.
703
00:33:56,493 --> 00:33:59,161
Charlotte and Becca have
only been back two minutes
704
00:33:59,163 --> 00:34:00,662
and already the house
is a mess.
705
00:34:00,664 --> 00:34:03,965
They've got no respect
for anyone else living in here
706
00:34:03,967 --> 00:34:05,166
and I've had enough.
707
00:34:05,168 --> 00:34:06,400
Are you
kidding?
708
00:34:06,402 --> 00:34:08,101
You want us to clean
the kitchen?
709
00:34:08,103 --> 00:34:09,769
Yeah, you had
yourself a food fight.
710
00:34:09,771 --> 00:34:10,669
They're like pigs.
711
00:34:10,671 --> 00:34:12,203
It's like living
with animals.
712
00:34:12,205 --> 00:34:16,040
Me and Becca, who
can't be back a day--
713
00:34:16,042 --> 00:34:17,574
Have trashed
the house already.
714
00:34:17,576 --> 00:34:19,742
And all the mess
is off yous.
715
00:34:19,744 --> 00:34:22,344
I'm so infuriated
at the boys.
716
00:34:22,346 --> 00:34:23,445
It was
their mess as well.
717
00:34:23,447 --> 00:34:26,581
They think that every time us
girls have to tidy up.
718
00:34:26,583 --> 00:34:28,516
They're male
chauvinist pigs.
719
00:34:28,518 --> 00:34:32,753
I'll get me mop and
broom out later on.
720
00:34:32,755 --> 00:34:35,322
(laughing)
721
00:34:36,557 --> 00:34:38,724
¶
722
00:34:39,358 --> 00:34:40,391
(Charlotte)
See yous.
723
00:34:40,393 --> 00:34:42,393
(Holly)
So you're
not coming at all?
724
00:34:42,395 --> 00:34:45,129
(Sophie)
No, I don't
think so.
725
00:34:45,131 --> 00:34:47,798
Me and Sophie have
volunteered to clean the house.
726
00:34:47,800 --> 00:34:50,267
At the time, it was
a good idea.
727
00:34:50,269 --> 00:34:53,470
Stupid balls
of fucking wicker.
728
00:34:53,472 --> 00:34:57,006
¶
729
00:35:04,814 --> 00:35:06,748
(laughing)
730
00:35:07,416 --> 00:35:08,182
I'm fucked now.
731
00:35:08,184 --> 00:35:11,752
I know exactly how me mom feels
when she tidies the whole house.
732
00:35:11,754 --> 00:35:14,755
I don't know how my mom
does it, you know?
733
00:35:14,757 --> 00:35:17,257
I'm going to
have to ask her.
734
00:35:17,259 --> 00:35:21,227
¶
735
00:35:38,645 --> 00:35:41,279
Speaking to the guys about my
argument with Vicky last night.
736
00:35:41,281 --> 00:35:43,781
Came totally out of
the blue for me.
737
00:35:55,727 --> 00:35:58,395
I actually feel sorry
for Ricci 'cause at the minute,
738
00:35:58,397 --> 00:36:01,731
Vicky is absolutely
mindfucking him.
739
00:36:05,669 --> 00:36:06,869
Ricci's telling
me all his problems,
740
00:36:06,871 --> 00:36:09,638
but unless he tells Vicky,
nothing will ever change.
741
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:13,141
He needs to get some
balls and tell her to her face.
742
00:36:17,579 --> 00:36:19,479
¶
743
00:36:19,481 --> 00:36:24,350
Like, I've heard Ricci is
basically Captain Come Quick.
744
00:36:24,352 --> 00:36:26,352
Captain Come Quick.
745
00:36:26,354 --> 00:36:29,855
He's not gotten very much
luck down there, has he?
746
00:36:29,857 --> 00:36:31,523
He's like pump,
pump squirt.
747
00:36:31,525 --> 00:36:34,158
Everybody in the house, it's
this massive big
748
00:36:34,160 --> 00:36:39,596
controversial thing about
how long Ricci can last in bed.
749
00:36:39,598 --> 00:36:40,830
Are you Vicky?
750
00:36:40,832 --> 00:36:41,698
Mm-hmm.
751
00:36:41,700 --> 00:36:43,733
Am I Ricci?
Mm-hmm.
752
00:36:43,735 --> 00:36:44,400
Oh, Ricci.
753
00:36:44,402 --> 00:36:45,901
Wait, wait, I
haven't put it in yet.
754
00:36:45,903 --> 00:36:49,304
You're coming and you haven't
even put it in, Ricci?
755
00:36:49,306 --> 00:36:52,874
It's only been,
what, two seconds?
756
00:36:52,876 --> 00:36:55,476
(speaking gibberish)
757
00:36:57,879 --> 00:36:58,712
Sophie's telling me
758
00:36:58,714 --> 00:37:01,748
it takes Ricci approximately
three minutes to come.
759
00:37:01,750 --> 00:37:03,883
That's the same amount
of time it takes
760
00:37:03,885 --> 00:37:05,951
to make dippy
eggs and soldiers.
761
00:37:05,953 --> 00:37:10,422
If that was me, I'd rather make
dippy eggs and soldiers.
762
00:37:10,424 --> 00:37:12,924
¶
763
00:37:17,562 --> 00:37:20,397
Vicky and Ricci
are still arguing?
764
00:37:24,301 --> 00:37:26,435
At least they're not
necking on.
765
00:37:38,014 --> 00:37:42,450
Same shit, different
day in "Geordie Shore."
766
00:37:42,452 --> 00:37:43,484
(Vicky)
Don't ask us.
767
00:37:43,486 --> 00:37:45,319
Don't fucking
ask us.
768
00:37:45,321 --> 00:37:47,788
¶
769
00:37:47,790 --> 00:37:48,755
(Joel)
Hello?
770
00:37:48,757 --> 00:37:49,589
(Sophie)
Hiya.
771
00:37:49,591 --> 00:37:50,990
Joel,
it's me, Soph.
772
00:37:50,992 --> 00:37:51,557
Hey.
773
00:37:51,559 --> 00:37:53,759
The phone's fixed and
I'm absolutely buzzing.
774
00:37:53,761 --> 00:37:55,994
I've been dying to
speak to Joel.
775
00:37:55,996 --> 00:37:57,795
Where are
you right now?
776
00:37:57,797 --> 00:38:00,063
Um, just about to get a
spot to eat in a minute,
777
00:38:00,065 --> 00:38:02,498
so can you call me
back tonight?
778
00:38:02,500 --> 00:38:03,932
Oh, it's gonna
be disco actually.
779
00:38:03,934 --> 00:38:07,035
Can you call me back,
trying to think--
780
00:38:07,037 --> 00:38:12,540
'cause the DJ-- there's a
DJ going on for a bit as well.
781
00:38:12,542 --> 00:38:14,842
Why can't I just
trust him?
782
00:38:14,844 --> 00:38:16,510
I'm really
worrying now.
783
00:38:16,512 --> 00:38:17,677
I'm really, really
missing you.
784
00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:18,678
I've got
loads to tell you.
785
00:38:18,680 --> 00:38:19,845
It's been really, really
bad for me.
786
00:38:19,847 --> 00:38:21,446
Oh, babe, we'll have
a massive chat later.
787
00:38:21,448 --> 00:38:23,481
I'm just parking the car,
so I can't,
788
00:38:23,483 --> 00:38:24,615
I've got to
get off the phone.
789
00:38:24,617 --> 00:38:27,851
But babe, call me as soon as
you get back if you can, yeah?
790
00:38:27,853 --> 00:38:30,386
Okay, darling--
I'll speak to you soon.
791
00:38:30,388 --> 00:38:31,887
I miss you, babe--
Bye bye.
792
00:38:31,889 --> 00:38:33,788
Miss you, bye.
793
00:38:33,790 --> 00:38:37,725
¶
794
00:38:38,560 --> 00:38:39,927
(James)
This is
much better.
795
00:38:39,929 --> 00:38:41,528
Well done, girls.
796
00:38:41,530 --> 00:38:43,630
The house looks a
zillion times better.
797
00:38:43,632 --> 00:38:47,066
We ever did that
mess in the toilet, mind.
798
00:38:47,068 --> 00:38:49,768
I knew it was you.
799
00:38:49,770 --> 00:38:51,669
¶
800
00:38:51,671 --> 00:38:52,703
Hi, you've
reached Joel.
801
00:38:52,705 --> 00:38:55,639
I'm currently unavailable, but
please leave a message and,
802
00:38:55,641 --> 00:38:59,309
um, when I can, I
will call you back.
803
00:38:59,311 --> 00:39:00,977
(Sophie)
I'm not
worried now.
804
00:39:00,979 --> 00:39:01,711
I'm panicking.
805
00:39:01,713 --> 00:39:05,481
I said I'd call Joel back and
he's still not answering.
806
00:39:07,350 --> 00:39:09,417
(Ricci)
I don't know what's happened
in the past couple of days.
807
00:39:09,419 --> 00:39:11,886
Me and Vicky have gone
from being on Cloud Nine
808
00:39:11,888 --> 00:39:13,120
to rock bottom.
809
00:39:13,122 --> 00:39:15,956
¶
810
00:39:18,492 --> 00:39:20,826
(Charlotte)
It's got to a
point with me and Gary
811
00:39:20,828 --> 00:39:23,862
where we know each other better
than anyone else
812
00:39:23,864 --> 00:39:26,097
and we're getting
on so well at the minute
813
00:39:26,099 --> 00:39:29,400
and that's probably because
we're not having sex.
814
00:39:29,402 --> 00:39:31,969
I'd class you as
one of me best friends.
815
00:39:31,971 --> 00:39:32,602
Obviously.
816
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:35,871
I don't think anyone can go
through what we've went through
817
00:39:35,873 --> 00:39:38,106
and still be sitting and
laughing with each other.
818
00:39:38,108 --> 00:39:38,806
I know.
819
00:39:38,808 --> 00:39:40,407
This needs to
be over.
820
00:39:40,409 --> 00:39:42,442
I need to just
carry on and be strong.
821
00:39:42,444 --> 00:39:45,344
It's gonna be hard, but
I need to do it.
822
00:39:45,346 --> 00:39:50,716
Gary, you do know that like,
this is the end and like,
823
00:39:50,718 --> 00:39:52,484
we're
friends now.
824
00:39:52,486 --> 00:39:53,151
Dead good friends.
825
00:39:53,153 --> 00:39:55,620
For me, I can't imagine not
having Charlotte in me life.
826
00:39:55,622 --> 00:39:58,623
I don't want to imagine not
having Charlotte in me life.
827
00:39:58,625 --> 00:40:00,057
That girl is one
of a kind.
828
00:40:00,059 --> 00:40:03,760
I don't think at the minute,
I would see it as the end.
829
00:40:03,762 --> 00:40:04,861
It is the end.
830
00:40:04,863 --> 00:40:05,494
Charlotte--
831
00:40:05,496 --> 00:40:08,730
Listen--
One percent in the back
of your head, right?
832
00:40:08,732 --> 00:40:09,697
I can tell
when you smile.
833
00:40:09,699 --> 00:40:10,964
I can tell--
No, listen, listen.
834
00:40:10,966 --> 00:40:12,598
Know what--
Listen to me.
835
00:40:12,600 --> 00:40:13,065
Listen.
836
00:40:13,067 --> 00:40:14,733
I do, like, obviously
really care for you.
837
00:40:14,735 --> 00:40:20,371
But like, I'm just so happy
that we're getting on so well.
838
00:40:20,373 --> 00:40:21,905
I know.
839
00:40:26,143 --> 00:40:27,009
For me, it's horrible.
840
00:40:27,011 --> 00:40:29,177
When I see Charlotte cry,
it's like seeing me mom cry.
841
00:40:29,179 --> 00:40:32,680
And those people, when they
cry, you want to cry.
842
00:40:32,682 --> 00:40:35,949
Don't cry.
843
00:40:35,951 --> 00:40:39,819
I don't know
why I'm crying.
844
00:40:39,821 --> 00:40:43,489
I think it's just because
I'm just so happy.
845
00:40:43,491 --> 00:40:45,824
I know I've said
this a million times,
846
00:40:45,826 --> 00:40:49,994
but this really
is the end.
847
00:40:49,996 --> 00:40:50,928
Oh.
848
00:40:50,930 --> 00:40:52,996
We'll be friends
forever, you know.
849
00:40:52,998 --> 00:40:53,896
I know we will.
850
00:40:53,898 --> 00:40:56,498
Living in a house
where over half the members
851
00:40:56,500 --> 00:40:57,899
are in relationships and
watching people
852
00:40:57,901 --> 00:41:00,601
being lovey dovey
every day has made me realize
853
00:41:00,603 --> 00:41:03,437
that I want to find someone
who's right for us
854
00:41:03,439 --> 00:41:06,640
and Gary just
isn't that person.
855
00:41:06,642 --> 00:41:08,742
Come here.
856
00:41:28,462 --> 00:41:29,562
¶ Everyone's here to party
857
00:41:29,564 --> 00:41:32,164
¶ If you wanna go back
if you wanna go back ¶
858
00:41:32,166 --> 00:41:33,465
¶ Everyone's here to party
859
00:41:33,467 --> 00:41:35,900
¶ If you wanna go back
if you wanna go back ¶
860
00:41:35,902 --> 00:41:37,434
¶ Everyone's here to party
861
00:41:37,436 --> 00:41:39,235
¶ Let's party party
Wanna go back ¶
862
00:41:39,237 --> 00:41:41,136
¶ Let's party hard
Wanna go back ¶
863
00:41:41,138 --> 00:41:42,770
¶ Party party
Wanna go back ¶
864
00:41:42,772 --> 00:41:42,803
¶ Let's party hard
Wanna go all night all night ¶