1 00:00:04,536 --> 00:00:06,603 (rock music) 2 00:00:06,605 --> 00:00:07,470 Do you know what? 3 00:00:07,472 --> 00:00:09,705 I wouldn't change it for the fucking world. 4 00:00:09,707 --> 00:00:13,709 One big family who all have sex with each other. 5 00:00:13,711 --> 00:00:16,111 We'll stay friends forever, to the end. 6 00:00:16,113 --> 00:00:19,047 I really hope Ricci's everything I think he is. 7 00:00:19,049 --> 00:00:20,448 (overlapping arguing) 8 00:00:20,450 --> 00:00:23,751 I don't regret anything I've done 'cause I've been meself. 9 00:00:23,753 --> 00:00:25,018 I don't think I can do this. 10 00:00:25,020 --> 00:00:29,622 Fuck you. You're not worth it. It's over. 11 00:00:29,624 --> 00:00:31,557 I'm gonna be a slag. 12 00:00:31,559 --> 00:00:32,558 Fuck it, let's do it. 13 00:00:32,560 --> 00:00:36,695 The perfect ending to the most perfect experience. 14 00:00:36,697 --> 00:00:40,165 I'm still really confused about Gary. 15 00:00:40,167 --> 00:00:41,299 I don't know what's going on. 16 00:00:41,301 --> 00:00:46,404 I can't just start seeing her. I'll just hate her too much. 17 00:00:46,406 --> 00:00:48,672 Fuck, no. Not again, eh? 18 00:00:48,674 --> 00:00:50,573 ¶ 19 00:00:50,575 --> 00:00:53,776 It's bigger, better, and badder than ever. 20 00:00:53,778 --> 00:00:55,310 ¶ 21 00:00:55,312 --> 00:00:56,344 You're fucking idiots! 22 00:00:56,346 --> 00:00:59,547 I was doing so well, and I've lost it. 23 00:00:59,549 --> 00:01:00,748 I don't love her! 24 00:01:00,750 --> 00:01:04,318 I've never experienced pain like this. 25 00:01:04,320 --> 00:01:06,253 (siren wailing) 26 00:01:06,255 --> 00:01:06,820 (vomiting) 27 00:01:06,822 --> 00:01:08,721 Don't fucking say things to me 28 00:01:08,723 --> 00:01:10,489 that you don't fucking mean! 29 00:01:10,491 --> 00:01:14,326 This is the worst thing that's happened to me ever. 30 00:01:14,328 --> 00:01:16,261 (crying) 31 00:01:16,263 --> 00:01:17,228 Saucing you. 32 00:01:17,230 --> 00:01:18,429 She's back! 33 00:01:18,431 --> 00:01:19,329 ¶ 34 00:01:19,331 --> 00:01:20,530 (clattering) 35 00:01:20,532 --> 00:01:21,430 (slamming) 36 00:01:21,432 --> 00:01:23,665 (wailing and groaning) 37 00:01:23,667 --> 00:01:25,500 We're like one big family. 38 00:01:25,502 --> 00:01:28,669 I'm gonna miss him so much. 39 00:01:28,671 --> 00:01:30,437 The family has just been broken up, 40 00:01:30,439 --> 00:01:33,773 and I'm absolutely devastated. 41 00:01:33,775 --> 00:01:36,108 We should just get pissed and see what happens. 42 00:01:36,110 --> 00:01:37,576 ¶ Everyone's here to party 43 00:01:37,578 --> 00:01:39,844 I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge. 44 00:01:39,846 --> 00:01:41,846 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 45 00:01:41,848 --> 00:01:44,548 I've got a bangin' body, and the banter to match. 46 00:01:44,550 --> 00:01:46,383 I should have a degree in pulling women. 47 00:01:46,385 --> 00:01:48,451 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 48 00:01:48,453 --> 00:01:50,586 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing my hair. 49 00:01:50,588 --> 00:01:52,287 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 50 00:01:52,289 --> 00:01:54,656 Got the looks, got the charm; it just works. 51 00:01:54,658 --> 00:01:58,192 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double Fs. 52 00:01:58,194 --> 00:02:01,628 (all) "Geordie Shore"! 53 00:02:01,630 --> 00:02:05,431 Bug! And we're still in Newcastle! 54 00:02:05,433 --> 00:02:08,233 I think I've getting deja vu! 55 00:02:08,235 --> 00:02:09,801 ¶ 56 00:02:09,803 --> 00:02:10,568 (cheering) 57 00:02:10,570 --> 00:02:12,736 We walk in the house and Anna's there. 58 00:02:12,738 --> 00:02:15,672 Some kind of shit job again, obviously. 59 00:02:15,674 --> 00:02:17,140 (cheering) 60 00:02:17,142 --> 00:02:18,541 Welcome back, people. 61 00:02:18,543 --> 00:02:19,375 We are back! 62 00:02:19,377 --> 00:02:22,778 It's the family I never wanted. Bring it on. 63 00:02:22,780 --> 00:02:25,680 You have got a job to do. Oh! 64 00:02:25,682 --> 00:02:28,249 I need you to go and house-sit for me 65 00:02:28,251 --> 00:02:29,350 in Mexico. 66 00:02:29,352 --> 00:02:34,421 (cheering) 67 00:02:34,423 --> 00:02:35,188 Mexico! 68 00:02:35,190 --> 00:02:38,391 I am so fucking excited! It's Mexico! 69 00:02:38,393 --> 00:02:40,426 We're gonna have a fucking mint time! 70 00:02:40,428 --> 00:02:43,462 Mexico, spring break. I'm fucking ready! 71 00:02:43,464 --> 00:02:45,664 Six weeks of Sexico in Mexico. 72 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:49,234 We're house-sitting in Cancun, Mexico, 73 00:02:49,236 --> 00:02:50,868 for spring break. 74 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,370 Damage will be done. 75 00:02:53,372 --> 00:02:58,641 ¶ Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, Mexico, Mexico ¶ 76 00:02:58,643 --> 00:03:00,943 I fucking love tacos. Bring it on. 77 00:03:00,945 --> 00:03:02,144 You need to get packin'. 78 00:03:02,146 --> 00:03:04,579 I want you out of this house now. 79 00:03:04,581 --> 00:03:07,615 Yes! Oh, yeah! 80 00:03:07,617 --> 00:03:13,554 ¶ 81 00:03:13,556 --> 00:03:18,559 I'm not gonna party, I'm not gonna get mortal, 82 00:03:18,561 --> 00:03:20,928 and I'm not gonna shag Gary. 83 00:03:20,930 --> 00:03:23,263 Hmm! 84 00:03:23,265 --> 00:03:23,830 (laughing) 85 00:03:23,832 --> 00:03:25,698 Youse-- have you been? Yeah, yeah, I've been. 86 00:03:25,700 --> 00:03:27,666 Uh-huh, it's brilliant, and it'll be like-- 87 00:03:27,668 --> 00:03:29,534 But, ma'am, have you been on spring break? 88 00:03:29,536 --> 00:03:30,968 Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, you haven't. 89 00:03:30,970 --> 00:03:32,970 I have. There's North Americans and-- 90 00:03:32,972 --> 00:03:35,706 What are the American boys like? 91 00:03:35,708 --> 00:03:36,707 Fantastic. Ah! 92 00:03:36,709 --> 00:03:37,874 Do they have six-packs? 93 00:03:37,876 --> 00:03:40,710 Loads of them. They've got 12-packs. Ah! 94 00:03:40,712 --> 00:03:44,814 Me mom's been on spring break! How cool is that? 95 00:03:44,816 --> 00:03:46,882 I bet no one else's moms have. 96 00:03:46,884 --> 00:03:49,317 Ew! What is it, Charlotte? 97 00:03:49,319 --> 00:03:52,219 Charlotte, what is it? Let me look, Charlotte. 98 00:03:52,221 --> 00:03:54,187 Charlotte, why do you have that? 99 00:03:54,189 --> 00:03:55,755 Why have you got that in there? 100 00:03:55,757 --> 00:03:57,423 What is it? 101 00:03:57,425 --> 00:03:58,590 It's bondage. 102 00:03:58,592 --> 00:04:01,459 (cheering) 103 00:04:01,461 --> 00:04:02,393 I'm not going near Gary, 104 00:04:02,395 --> 00:04:05,763 because he reminds us of a bean sprout. 105 00:04:05,765 --> 00:04:09,800 Then again, I do like bean sprouts. 106 00:04:09,802 --> 00:04:14,571 ¶ 107 00:04:21,579 --> 00:04:22,745 Yeah, I can't wait to get out there, 108 00:04:22,747 --> 00:04:26,381 see Vicky in a g-string, getting those boobs out. 109 00:04:26,383 --> 00:04:27,515 Any relationship, you get excited, 110 00:04:27,517 --> 00:04:30,217 and especially when you feel like everything's right, 111 00:04:30,219 --> 00:04:32,752 and with Ricci, I feel like everything's perfect. 112 00:04:32,754 --> 00:04:34,320 We're gonna slip it in there-- boom. 113 00:04:34,322 --> 00:04:35,854 We're gonna have fun with our lives. 114 00:04:35,856 --> 00:04:37,422 You're gonna slide off with the girls-- 115 00:04:37,424 --> 00:04:38,689 Ricci mad! (laughing) 116 00:04:38,691 --> 00:04:40,624 I never thought I'd go on "Geordie Shore" 117 00:04:40,626 --> 00:04:42,926 and find love-- I couldn't be happier. 118 00:04:42,928 --> 00:04:44,827 All right, so are you 119 00:04:44,829 --> 00:04:46,595 gonna speak to Rebecca then? 120 00:04:46,597 --> 00:04:48,296 Actually, I'm not gonna speak at all. 121 00:04:48,298 --> 00:04:49,230 Like, at all? 122 00:04:49,232 --> 00:04:50,264 Rebecca and Vicky-- 123 00:04:50,266 --> 00:04:52,566 I don't see any making up there whatsoever. 124 00:04:52,568 --> 00:04:54,034 We're best off to just leave each other alone. 125 00:04:54,036 --> 00:04:59,039 I feel like she brings nothing to my life whatsoever. 126 00:04:59,041 --> 00:05:02,475 ¶ 127 00:05:02,477 --> 00:05:04,743 I've ended up in the UK. I've cracked it. 128 00:05:04,745 --> 00:05:09,547 It's time to go international and take this player abroad-- 129 00:05:09,549 --> 00:05:11,682 adapt, learn, learn their ways, 130 00:05:11,684 --> 00:05:14,918 and shock the shit out of them as well. 131 00:05:15,920 --> 00:05:20,456 Oh, I've got one, and I need fucking thousands. 132 00:05:20,458 --> 00:05:22,591 There's one thing since the very start of "Geordie Shore" 133 00:05:22,593 --> 00:05:26,061 that I'll never, ever change, and it'll keep on happening, 134 00:05:26,063 --> 00:05:28,830 and that is-- shods love the parsnip. 135 00:05:28,832 --> 00:05:30,364 (groaning) 136 00:05:30,366 --> 00:05:31,665 ¶ 137 00:05:31,667 --> 00:05:32,265 Hi. 138 00:05:32,267 --> 00:05:35,501 Sophie's back, and yeah, I have got a boyfriend, 139 00:05:35,503 --> 00:05:37,369 but that doesn't mean 140 00:05:37,371 --> 00:05:39,337 I'm not gonna get on it till I vomit! 141 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,839 (Charlotte) Imagine all the nice boys! 142 00:05:41,841 --> 00:05:43,373 Charlotte! Sorry. 143 00:05:43,375 --> 00:05:45,608 I didn't mean-- I didn't mean-- 144 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:47,343 No, no, I meant for me! 145 00:05:47,345 --> 00:05:51,380 I can't believe Sophie has got back with Joel. 146 00:05:51,382 --> 00:05:53,615 He's such a prick. 147 00:05:53,617 --> 00:05:56,484 But it's her life. 148 00:05:57,052 --> 00:05:59,319 No, I'm not! No. 149 00:05:59,321 --> 00:06:01,954 It's time for Charlotte to forget that parsnip. 150 00:06:01,956 --> 00:06:05,424 The heat makes you horny, you know, Charlotte. Does it? 151 00:06:05,426 --> 00:06:09,761 Hop on the Mexicans and feel them coconuts. 152 00:06:11,530 --> 00:06:12,696 We've had ups and we've had downs, 153 00:06:12,698 --> 00:06:15,098 but right now, it's the strongest we've ever been, 154 00:06:15,100 --> 00:06:17,733 and I do-- I actually physically love him. 155 00:06:17,735 --> 00:06:18,934 I'm done with that-- I could care less, 156 00:06:18,936 --> 00:06:20,669 the American boys on spring break. 157 00:06:20,671 --> 00:06:22,804 You look at girls. But you can't touch. 158 00:06:22,806 --> 00:06:24,672 No, I'm not gonna touch. 159 00:06:24,674 --> 00:06:26,306 What's the point, touching anything 160 00:06:26,308 --> 00:06:28,608 when I've got you at home? 161 00:06:28,610 --> 00:06:33,779 ¶ 162 00:06:39,752 --> 00:06:41,953 Oh, my God. Oh, they are! 163 00:06:41,955 --> 00:06:43,921 I've got a new lass, I'm in love, 164 00:06:43,923 --> 00:06:46,757 and I think I might be growing up. 165 00:06:49,594 --> 00:06:50,360 Yeah-- no. 166 00:06:50,362 --> 00:06:51,961 Still be fucking not? Definitely not? 167 00:06:51,963 --> 00:06:53,462 I'll still have a fucking mint time. 168 00:06:53,464 --> 00:06:56,465 I never, ever, ever thought I'd see the day 169 00:06:56,467 --> 00:06:57,699 that I lose your wingman, 170 00:06:57,701 --> 00:06:59,400 I lose your best mate to a bird. 171 00:06:59,402 --> 00:07:03,003 He's got a girlfriend. I just can't believe it. 172 00:07:03,005 --> 00:07:05,672 I'm gonna get meself a Mexican girlfriend, me. 173 00:07:05,674 --> 00:07:06,372 (laughing) 174 00:07:06,374 --> 00:07:10,008 I am. Arriba, arriba! Fucking right? 175 00:07:10,010 --> 00:07:10,842 (laughing) 176 00:07:10,844 --> 00:07:11,976 I'm not gonna be tempted. 177 00:07:11,978 --> 00:07:12,943 I'm not even gonna flirt. 178 00:07:12,945 --> 00:07:17,380 Why have scabby kabob when I've got steak at home? 179 00:07:17,382 --> 00:07:19,548 ¶ 180 00:07:19,550 --> 00:07:21,750 30 days. I've got 30 condoms. 181 00:07:21,752 --> 00:07:23,952 I give it 30 minutes, and I'm gonna be buzzed, 182 00:07:23,954 --> 00:07:25,787 thinking the world will be funny. 183 00:07:28,457 --> 00:07:32,426 (laughter) 184 00:07:32,428 --> 00:07:34,027 We can come back and release Holly. 185 00:07:34,029 --> 00:07:35,428 All before this? 186 00:07:35,430 --> 00:07:36,529 (laughter) 187 00:07:36,531 --> 00:07:38,531 Me and Holly-- pfft! That's over and done with. 188 00:07:38,533 --> 00:07:41,967 Old news. I will not fucking bang her again. 189 00:07:42,969 --> 00:07:45,036 We're gonna be absolutely buzzing. 190 00:07:45,038 --> 00:07:48,406 I'm just gonna be part naked-- bikinis, little tops, 191 00:07:48,408 --> 00:07:50,641 shorts, more bikinis. 192 00:07:50,643 --> 00:07:51,642 In Mexico, right? 193 00:07:51,644 --> 00:07:55,012 You know, we have certain dinners, like, traditionally. 194 00:07:55,014 --> 00:07:56,380 Do they have some there? 195 00:07:56,382 --> 00:07:59,049 Uh, nachos. Oh, okay. 196 00:07:59,051 --> 00:07:59,883 That makes sense. 197 00:07:59,885 --> 00:08:01,417 Cancun better watch out for me, 198 00:08:01,419 --> 00:08:05,521 because I am gonna be banging for fun. 199 00:08:05,523 --> 00:08:07,890 Literally, I am gonna be the new Gary. 200 00:08:07,892 --> 00:08:09,057 Well, everyone knows that I'm kind of 201 00:08:09,059 --> 00:08:11,159 a little bit of a lesbian when I go away. 202 00:08:11,727 --> 00:08:14,562 So maybe I'll get a boat of banging boys 203 00:08:14,564 --> 00:08:16,130 and we're off to bang girls as well. 204 00:08:16,132 --> 00:08:17,898 Ah, it's just gonna be amazing. 205 00:08:17,900 --> 00:08:20,400 North Shields? No, South Shields. 206 00:08:20,402 --> 00:08:21,934 No. So, the opposite way. 207 00:08:21,936 --> 00:08:26,571 So, if that's that way, then it must be this way. 208 00:08:26,573 --> 00:08:28,472 Me and Vicky got off on the wrong foot. 209 00:08:28,474 --> 00:08:30,106 We're still on the wrong foot. 210 00:08:30,108 --> 00:08:32,075 God knows what's gonna happen. 211 00:08:32,077 --> 00:08:34,710 Please turn right at the end of the road. 212 00:08:34,712 --> 00:08:36,278 Please suck my dick. 213 00:08:36,280 --> 00:08:39,180 So, Jason's got a girlfriend now. 214 00:08:39,182 --> 00:08:41,849 As if I'm bothered. 215 00:08:41,851 --> 00:08:42,950 Do a U-turn. 216 00:08:42,952 --> 00:08:44,284 Have you heard it when it goes, 217 00:08:44,286 --> 00:08:46,319 "You're going the wrong way!" 218 00:08:46,321 --> 00:08:47,753 (laughing) 219 00:08:47,755 --> 00:08:51,289 ¶ 220 00:08:51,291 --> 00:08:55,259 It's all changed for me. I'm loved up. 221 00:08:55,261 --> 00:08:57,127 Chloe's me new bird, 222 00:08:57,129 --> 00:08:59,195 and I've even got a tattoo to prove it. 223 00:08:59,197 --> 00:09:03,199 Cancun for five weeks-- Sun, sea, sand. 224 00:09:03,201 --> 00:09:06,535 And no sex, Jason. Not at all. 225 00:09:06,537 --> 00:09:08,336 You're gonna be bagging none. 226 00:09:08,338 --> 00:09:09,870 This holiday is gonna be unreal. 227 00:09:09,872 --> 00:09:12,172 It's gonna be five weeks of mayhem. 228 00:09:12,174 --> 00:09:13,606 You can look but you can't touch, 229 00:09:13,608 --> 00:09:15,975 'cause I'll rip your balls off, and I mean it. 230 00:09:15,977 --> 00:09:17,543 This time around, I'm in a relationship, 231 00:09:17,545 --> 00:09:21,146 I'm loved up, and there's gonna be no nagging on for me. 232 00:09:21,148 --> 00:09:22,347 You're only human, you know, Jason. 233 00:09:22,349 --> 00:09:24,749 You're unreal-- glasses over there. 234 00:09:24,751 --> 00:09:25,916 You're not gonna be like the Trumps, 235 00:09:25,918 --> 00:09:28,618 walking about your castle half the time. 236 00:09:28,620 --> 00:09:30,052 ¶ 237 00:09:30,054 --> 00:09:30,986 The comb-over's back! 238 00:09:30,988 --> 00:09:34,689 More partying, more banging, more touching. 239 00:09:34,691 --> 00:09:36,957 This is gonna be unreal. 240 00:09:36,959 --> 00:09:38,191 When I get out there, you're gonna see 241 00:09:38,193 --> 00:09:41,127 the tiniest little red row shorts going. 242 00:09:41,129 --> 00:09:43,896 All you've got to know how to say when you're in Mexico 243 00:09:43,898 --> 00:09:45,998 is, "Dos Yager, por favor," 244 00:09:46,000 --> 00:09:48,266 or, "Dos fucking Red Bull, por favor," 245 00:09:48,268 --> 00:09:50,268 and you're fucking laughing. 246 00:09:50,270 --> 00:09:51,369 (laughter) 247 00:09:51,371 --> 00:09:52,370 Bye, Newcastle! 248 00:09:52,372 --> 00:09:54,739 Yeah, yeah, yeah, thank you, Charlie. 249 00:09:54,741 --> 00:09:56,640 See you later, yeah. 250 00:09:56,642 --> 00:09:58,375 Cons... 251 00:09:58,377 --> 00:10:00,143 (laughter) 252 00:10:00,145 --> 00:10:08,284 ¶ 253 00:10:09,786 --> 00:10:13,188 ¶ 254 00:10:13,190 --> 00:10:18,893 Whoa! We've arrived in Cancun and I'm with me best mate. 255 00:10:18,895 --> 00:10:19,860 Where is everyone? 256 00:10:19,862 --> 00:10:23,196 We've got here, and no one's to be seen. 257 00:10:23,198 --> 00:10:25,164 ¶ 258 00:10:25,166 --> 00:10:27,799 Mexicano! Mexicano! 259 00:10:27,801 --> 00:10:28,933 What's the word for-- 260 00:10:28,935 --> 00:10:31,302 Tequila! Tequila! 261 00:10:31,304 --> 00:10:34,672 Mexicano! Mexicano! 262 00:10:34,674 --> 00:10:36,807 Where's all the nice boys? 263 00:10:36,809 --> 00:10:37,874 Where is all the cock? 264 00:10:37,876 --> 00:10:40,743 I've got a boyfriend. Charlotte hasn't. 265 00:10:40,745 --> 00:10:43,078 I need to help this girl on this holiday 266 00:10:43,080 --> 00:10:45,947 to fuck loads of different boys 267 00:10:45,949 --> 00:10:49,283 apart from that stupid, big parsnip cock. 268 00:10:49,285 --> 00:10:51,752 What will the boys of Mexico be like? 269 00:10:51,754 --> 00:10:54,054 It's all American jocks, isn't it? 270 00:10:54,056 --> 00:11:00,126 With muscles and sex parts and big hands. 271 00:11:00,128 --> 00:11:02,027 We need to find all the hotties-- 272 00:11:02,029 --> 00:11:04,829 all the hot spring break Americans. 273 00:11:04,831 --> 00:11:05,763 Fuck Gary. 274 00:11:05,765 --> 00:11:07,664 Fucking mates, man. Cancun, man. 275 00:11:07,666 --> 00:11:09,265 Fucking mates, man. 276 00:11:09,267 --> 00:11:13,702 ¶ 277 00:11:13,704 --> 00:11:15,170 (cheering) 278 00:11:15,172 --> 00:11:16,638 (wolf whistle) 279 00:11:16,640 --> 00:11:18,006 Beep beep beep beep beep! 280 00:11:18,008 --> 00:11:21,442 It's been a fucking long trip-- 12 hours 281 00:11:21,444 --> 00:11:22,876 stuck with Holly and Becca. 282 00:11:22,878 --> 00:11:26,279 All Holly was doing was trying to grab me cock. 283 00:11:26,281 --> 00:11:28,914 ¶ 284 00:11:28,916 --> 00:11:30,115 I'm just gonna, like, chill. 285 00:11:30,117 --> 00:11:31,816 Try and keep a chilled level. 286 00:11:31,818 --> 00:11:33,350 Vicky's probably the least person 287 00:11:33,352 --> 00:11:34,684 of everyone that I want to see, 288 00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:37,853 and we're gonna argue and we're gonna get on. 289 00:11:37,855 --> 00:11:40,188 Who knows? 290 00:11:40,190 --> 00:11:44,725 ¶ 291 00:11:44,727 --> 00:11:46,860 We've just arrived in Cancun. 292 00:11:46,862 --> 00:11:49,796 Let's get this fucking party on the road. 293 00:11:49,798 --> 00:11:53,332 Let's get fucking mortal before we go to that house. 294 00:11:53,334 --> 00:11:55,367 Oh, my God, Charlotte. Think we're here? 295 00:11:55,369 --> 00:11:57,001 I think we are. (gasping) 296 00:11:57,003 --> 00:11:58,135 We are? 297 00:11:58,137 --> 00:11:59,669 ¶ 298 00:11:59,671 --> 00:12:03,406 Sophie, come and look at this. 299 00:12:03,408 --> 00:12:05,007 ¶ 300 00:12:05,009 --> 00:12:07,809 I feel like I'm in a different world. 301 00:12:07,811 --> 00:12:10,978 I've never seen anything like it. 302 00:12:10,980 --> 00:12:11,945 Oh, my God! 303 00:12:11,947 --> 00:12:14,881 Everybody's tanned, tattooed, gorgeous. 304 00:12:14,883 --> 00:12:19,819 Stunning music's on. This is Cancun spring break. 305 00:12:19,821 --> 00:12:23,255 ¶ 306 00:12:23,257 --> 00:12:25,991 It's this one. Oh, my God. 307 00:12:25,993 --> 00:12:28,093 Fuck me. 308 00:12:28,095 --> 00:12:31,796 ¶ 309 00:12:31,798 --> 00:12:33,998 (all gasping) 310 00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,001 It's fucking nothing like I expected, know what I mean? 311 00:12:37,003 --> 00:12:39,937 It's unreal. It's massive. 312 00:12:39,939 --> 00:12:42,739 There's a shark in the pool! Aah! 313 00:12:42,741 --> 00:12:43,906 I can't wait for the lads to come 314 00:12:43,908 --> 00:12:45,307 so we can get the party started. 315 00:12:45,309 --> 00:12:49,077 Oh, this is a decent bed to fucking bang on. 316 00:12:49,079 --> 00:12:49,911 Fuck off. No. 317 00:12:49,913 --> 00:12:51,345 I'd be kind of pissed off if I had to share a room 318 00:12:51,347 --> 00:12:56,049 with Vicky and Ricci-- like, I'm actually dreading to see Vicky. 319 00:12:56,051 --> 00:12:57,216 ¶ 320 00:12:57,218 --> 00:13:01,386 The first time there's ever been double beds in "Geordie Shore." 321 00:13:01,388 --> 00:13:02,253 ¶ 322 00:13:02,255 --> 00:13:04,421 Hey, Gary, we're sharing beds now! 323 00:13:04,423 --> 00:13:05,054 Ah! 324 00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:08,357 Like, fucking hell. We're sharing beds with guys! 325 00:13:08,359 --> 00:13:09,491 He's like a fucking predator. 326 00:13:09,493 --> 00:13:12,193 If he doesn't have his fucking leg in a couple of days, 327 00:13:12,195 --> 00:13:14,795 he might even fucking try and bang me. 328 00:13:14,797 --> 00:13:16,863 Fuck! Oh! 329 00:13:16,865 --> 00:13:18,397 Oh, my God! 330 00:13:18,399 --> 00:13:22,100 This roof is made for shagging. 331 00:13:22,102 --> 00:13:24,735 Balls deep, standard. 332 00:13:24,737 --> 00:13:27,404 Oh, my God. 333 00:13:27,406 --> 00:13:33,276 ¶ 334 00:13:33,278 --> 00:13:35,845 How do you feel about James? 335 00:13:35,847 --> 00:13:38,914 Good. I mean, I feel like... 336 00:13:38,916 --> 00:13:41,082 I feel like if I wanted to have him, 337 00:13:41,084 --> 00:13:43,384 I would have him, do you know what I mean? 338 00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,319 Yeah. I've already been there. 339 00:13:45,321 --> 00:13:48,021 I'm not... Going back for more? 340 00:13:48,023 --> 00:13:49,122 Going back for more. 341 00:13:49,124 --> 00:13:51,124 Let's get this straight once and for all. 342 00:13:51,126 --> 00:13:52,792 I don't actually fancy James. 343 00:13:52,794 --> 00:13:54,560 Right now, I just want to be banging 344 00:13:54,562 --> 00:13:55,494 left, right, and center. 345 00:13:55,496 --> 00:13:57,796 He might get jealous when you try to bolt. 346 00:13:57,798 --> 00:13:59,964 Do you think? He might, yeah. 347 00:13:59,966 --> 00:14:02,399 If he's not pulling, then you are, to make it. 348 00:14:02,401 --> 00:14:03,933 If I'm pulling, I'm not-- 349 00:14:03,935 --> 00:14:05,501 What if I get jealous if he's pulling? 350 00:14:05,503 --> 00:14:06,902 Well, then, that's when you'll know. 351 00:14:06,904 --> 00:14:10,272 That's when you'll realize if you like him a lot. 352 00:14:10,274 --> 00:14:14,242 ¶ 353 00:14:14,244 --> 00:14:16,944 I'm just going to sleep. I don't even care who's in. 354 00:14:16,946 --> 00:14:19,446 I'm going to go to bed. 355 00:14:19,448 --> 00:14:21,281 ¶ 356 00:14:21,283 --> 00:14:23,816 Me, Holly, and James are going out 357 00:14:23,818 --> 00:14:25,184 because the others aren't here yet. 358 00:14:25,186 --> 00:14:27,486 Yay! Let's go, let's go, let's go! 359 00:14:27,488 --> 00:14:30,355 Fucking hell-- are you Evel Knievel? 360 00:14:30,357 --> 00:14:32,590 I can't wait to get meself some Mexican muff. 361 00:14:32,592 --> 00:14:36,226 First night out in Mexico. 362 00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:37,227 ¶ 363 00:14:37,229 --> 00:14:39,195 (cheering) 364 00:14:39,197 --> 00:14:41,897 ¶ 365 00:14:41,899 --> 00:14:43,598 (rattling doorknob) 366 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,833 How do you get in? (doorbell ringing) 367 00:14:45,835 --> 00:14:47,534 (knocking) 368 00:14:47,536 --> 00:14:49,002 Hola! 369 00:14:49,004 --> 00:14:50,169 (pounding on door) 370 00:14:50,171 --> 00:14:51,436 Ai, chica! 371 00:14:51,438 --> 00:14:52,470 (overlapping shouting) 372 00:14:52,472 --> 00:14:57,141 I can't get in! (groaning) 373 00:14:57,143 --> 00:15:00,110 Hello? 374 00:15:00,112 --> 00:15:01,311 What? Eh? 375 00:15:01,313 --> 00:15:04,280 There's someone here, 'cause there's a Corona. 376 00:15:04,282 --> 00:15:06,615 Me and Charlotte are like, "So where is everyone?" 377 00:15:06,617 --> 00:15:09,150 What's this one? I'm scared. 378 00:15:09,152 --> 00:15:11,218 There are names on them. Ricci. 379 00:15:11,220 --> 00:15:13,019 Vicky-- and me! Vicky. 380 00:15:13,021 --> 00:15:14,420 How on earth am I gonna sleep 381 00:15:14,422 --> 00:15:16,889 when they're shagging, they're arguing, 382 00:15:16,891 --> 00:15:18,056 they're kissing, they're making up. 383 00:15:18,058 --> 00:15:20,324 Ricci's a nightmare when he's pissed anyways. 384 00:15:20,326 --> 00:15:22,826 What are you gonna do when they're shagging? 385 00:15:22,828 --> 00:15:24,160 God help Sophie. 386 00:15:24,162 --> 00:15:26,595 She's in a room with Ricci and Vicky, 387 00:15:26,597 --> 00:15:28,463 who probably is more than likely 388 00:15:28,465 --> 00:15:29,630 gonna be getting sticky and icky, 389 00:15:29,632 --> 00:15:33,634 and Sophie probably is gonna see Ricci's little dicky. 390 00:15:33,636 --> 00:15:36,903 Oh, I desperately need to poo. I need a drink. 391 00:15:36,905 --> 00:15:37,937 Can I go in your bathroom? 392 00:15:37,939 --> 00:15:39,605 You can have a poo in mine if you want. 393 00:15:39,607 --> 00:15:41,940 I go drop the Mexican kids off at the pool, 394 00:15:41,942 --> 00:15:44,275 and it just so happens that these Mexican kids 395 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:48,412 are wearing huge, massive sombrero hats. 396 00:15:48,414 --> 00:15:49,579 Oh. Ow. 397 00:15:49,581 --> 00:15:53,015 Oh, no, I think I'm gonna have to take some tablets. 398 00:15:53,017 --> 00:15:55,351 Why? It's too big. 399 00:15:55,353 --> 00:15:56,118 ¶ 400 00:15:56,120 --> 00:15:58,353 Right. I'm going to sleep now. 401 00:15:58,355 --> 00:16:05,960 ¶ 402 00:16:05,962 --> 00:16:09,697 Go, go, go, go, go, go, go! 403 00:16:09,699 --> 00:16:13,701 The first night in Cancun, we're gonna get absolutely mortaled. 404 00:16:13,703 --> 00:16:14,535 ¶ 405 00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:16,503 Oh, hey, where are you going there? 406 00:16:16,505 --> 00:16:18,104 You didn't get enough. 407 00:16:18,106 --> 00:16:20,372 Me and James got a little bit flirty, 408 00:16:20,374 --> 00:16:22,574 but is that just the way we are, 409 00:16:22,576 --> 00:16:26,544 or does he secretly fancy me? 410 00:16:26,546 --> 00:16:29,780 Caution! 411 00:16:29,782 --> 00:16:32,449 Caution-- this might ruin you. 412 00:16:32,451 --> 00:16:34,083 (laughing) 413 00:16:34,085 --> 00:16:38,520 ¶ 414 00:16:38,522 --> 00:16:42,090 Vicky's okay with this. I miss my girlfriend loads. 415 00:16:42,092 --> 00:16:44,058 Hopefully, she'll be here soon. 416 00:16:44,060 --> 00:16:44,525 ¶ 417 00:16:44,527 --> 00:16:47,661 I arrived in the villa, expecting to see everyone. 418 00:16:47,663 --> 00:16:50,997 ¶ 419 00:16:50,999 --> 00:16:52,031 Hello? 420 00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:54,266 Fucking no one inside whatsoever. 421 00:16:54,268 --> 00:17:02,407 ¶ 422 00:17:04,643 --> 00:17:07,111 I'm just like cool without England. 423 00:17:07,113 --> 00:17:08,145 It's been freezing lately. 424 00:17:08,147 --> 00:17:09,579 Woke up at the airport-- boom! 425 00:17:09,581 --> 00:17:11,647 Oh, it was just perfect, and it just-- 426 00:17:11,649 --> 00:17:13,649 I just wanted to get to the villa 427 00:17:13,651 --> 00:17:16,118 so that I can just get snockered. 428 00:17:16,120 --> 00:17:23,258 ¶ 429 00:17:23,260 --> 00:17:25,693 We're home. 430 00:17:25,695 --> 00:17:27,528 Oh, there's fuckin' Ricci, man. 431 00:17:27,530 --> 00:17:31,131 Thank fuck, it's just not me and them here anymore. 432 00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:32,699 What about Vicky? 433 00:17:34,168 --> 00:17:37,069 Secretly, I am a bit relieved. 434 00:17:37,071 --> 00:17:38,170 Like, I've got a few more days 435 00:17:38,172 --> 00:17:40,839 to get me head 'round being back with everyone 436 00:17:40,841 --> 00:17:43,241 without her being there. 437 00:17:44,309 --> 00:17:45,776 I fucking love that room, man. 438 00:17:45,778 --> 00:17:46,576 Man, it's unbelievable. 439 00:17:46,578 --> 00:17:54,483 I hear a boy's voice, and it's Ricci without Vicky. 440 00:17:54,485 --> 00:17:56,418 ¶ 441 00:17:56,420 --> 00:17:59,154 (doorbell rings) 442 00:17:59,156 --> 00:18:00,288 Oh! 443 00:18:00,290 --> 00:18:01,756 Boom! Fuckin' Mexico. 444 00:18:01,758 --> 00:18:04,225 Gaz is here. The party's fucking starting. 445 00:18:04,227 --> 00:18:06,260 Get a drink down me. I'm going out. 446 00:18:06,262 --> 00:18:07,694 Glad you decided to come. 447 00:18:07,696 --> 00:18:08,861 I did. 448 00:18:08,863 --> 00:18:11,730 Man, I've been having so much fun, 449 00:18:11,732 --> 00:18:15,433 and now you're here to spoil it all. 450 00:18:15,435 --> 00:18:16,801 What's up, brah? 451 00:18:16,803 --> 00:18:18,369 I didn't see you. 452 00:18:18,371 --> 00:18:19,203 Gaz is here now. 453 00:18:19,205 --> 00:18:20,337 I've finally got myself a wingman. 454 00:18:20,339 --> 00:18:24,641 Gary! Gary, come here a second! 455 00:18:24,643 --> 00:18:26,542 Have a bed, bro? 456 00:18:26,544 --> 00:18:27,543 Oh! 457 00:18:27,545 --> 00:18:29,511 So, what's been going on? 458 00:18:29,513 --> 00:18:30,478 A lot. 459 00:18:30,480 --> 00:18:31,245 Charlotte is here. 460 00:18:31,247 --> 00:18:32,779 We're gonna be friends. We're gonna be this. 461 00:18:32,781 --> 00:18:35,381 I know if I want to bang Charlotte, 462 00:18:35,383 --> 00:18:36,882 I can bang her. 463 00:18:36,884 --> 00:18:37,782 How's it hanging? 464 00:18:37,784 --> 00:18:38,649 Charlotte's trying to prove 465 00:18:38,651 --> 00:18:41,485 that you and him are best friends. 466 00:18:41,487 --> 00:18:44,087 If I want to bang her, I will bang her. 467 00:18:44,089 --> 00:18:44,787 We will have such good, 468 00:18:44,789 --> 00:18:46,355 friendly times here, won't we? 469 00:18:46,357 --> 00:18:46,688 Definitely. 470 00:18:46,690 --> 00:18:49,123 Yeah, he'll still have friends here. 471 00:18:49,125 --> 00:18:50,858 If I can make it through the first day 472 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,760 without sleeping with Gary, then I can definitely 473 00:18:53,762 --> 00:18:56,162 make it through the rest of "Geordie Shore" 474 00:18:56,164 --> 00:18:57,096 without sleeping with him. 475 00:18:57,098 --> 00:18:58,864 But I'm thinking, oh, one of the lads. 476 00:18:58,866 --> 00:18:59,798 Hi, Gary. 477 00:18:59,800 --> 00:19:00,565 We'll have a coffee. 478 00:19:00,567 --> 00:19:03,200 We'll set one up so you can catch up. 479 00:19:03,202 --> 00:19:06,336 ¶ 480 00:19:06,338 --> 00:19:10,139 Time to get out in Mexico and pull some birds. 481 00:19:10,141 --> 00:19:13,509 ¶ 482 00:19:13,511 --> 00:19:16,512 My usual wingman Jay isn't here yet. 483 00:19:16,514 --> 00:19:17,212 Now I've got James, 484 00:19:17,214 --> 00:19:19,647 so I've got to adapt to a new wingman. 485 00:19:19,649 --> 00:19:20,447 He's got to get used to me, 486 00:19:20,449 --> 00:19:22,382 how we should play-- how we both rule. 487 00:19:22,384 --> 00:19:24,684 It is weird to have him here now. 488 00:19:24,686 --> 00:19:28,521 ¶ Oh, oh, look who's here to cause some trouble ¶ 489 00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:32,224 ¶ Oh, no, better make that drink a double ¶ 490 00:19:32,226 --> 00:19:33,458 ¶ The city lights... 491 00:19:33,460 --> 00:19:37,795 Fucking hell-- spring break has hit this place 492 00:19:37,797 --> 00:19:39,763 like a ton of bricks. 493 00:19:39,765 --> 00:19:41,698 ¶ Don't stress about my dress ¶ 494 00:19:41,700 --> 00:19:42,598 ¶ On your road to success 495 00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,367 I've never been anywhere like this in my life. 496 00:19:45,369 --> 00:19:47,702 I've not seen anything like it. 497 00:19:47,704 --> 00:19:50,371 There's not only like a couple of hundred people. 498 00:19:50,373 --> 00:19:52,339 There's 6,000 people. 499 00:19:52,341 --> 00:19:55,408 It's absolutely everything you can imagine. It's class. 500 00:19:55,410 --> 00:19:57,710 ¶ I tease, tease, tease ¶ 501 00:19:57,712 --> 00:19:59,845 ¶ I got you geeking off my love ¶ 502 00:19:59,847 --> 00:20:02,280 In the UK, I've got a girl sussed. 503 00:20:02,282 --> 00:20:03,514 I know exactly how I play it 504 00:20:03,516 --> 00:20:04,681 and exactly what they want to hear. 505 00:20:04,683 --> 00:20:07,383 In Mexico, it's a whole different ballgame. 506 00:20:07,385 --> 00:20:10,419 I've got to adapt. I've got to learn their ways. 507 00:20:10,421 --> 00:20:13,221 You know what? I can't fucking wait. 508 00:20:13,223 --> 00:20:20,294 ¶ 509 00:20:20,296 --> 00:20:22,829 I feel like I'm really getting to know Charlotte 510 00:20:22,831 --> 00:20:24,564 and Sophie and Holly, like, much more, like, 511 00:20:24,566 --> 00:20:26,432 and I feel like they're giving me a chance as well, 512 00:20:26,434 --> 00:20:31,370 'cause they're not having anyone else's opinion blocking them. 513 00:20:31,372 --> 00:20:35,574 But whether that's gonna change or not, I don't know. 514 00:20:35,576 --> 00:20:39,444 My mission-- pulling a worldie or two. 515 00:20:39,446 --> 00:20:41,846 ¶ 516 00:20:41,848 --> 00:20:44,348 Me and Gaz, we've got a few birds up. 517 00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:46,416 We're having a big dance. It's going well. 518 00:20:46,418 --> 00:20:49,786 It looks like those two are banging on the first night. 519 00:20:49,788 --> 00:20:55,258 ¶ 520 00:20:55,260 --> 00:20:58,661 I think I'm gonna have to rename it the Mexi-comb-over. 521 00:20:58,663 --> 00:21:03,699 ¶ 522 00:21:03,701 --> 00:21:07,302 I've only been in Cancun five minutes 523 00:21:07,304 --> 00:21:08,670 and I've already pulled. 524 00:21:08,672 --> 00:21:10,438 It's fucking brilliant. 525 00:21:10,440 --> 00:21:14,475 Gary's attaching on. High five, Gary. 526 00:21:14,477 --> 00:21:17,711 I respect him, and I wish him luck. 527 00:21:17,713 --> 00:21:25,852 ¶ 528 00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:30,589 All of a sudden, mine pulls out the fucking boyfriend card, 529 00:21:30,591 --> 00:21:31,590 and she's having a fucking laugh. 530 00:21:31,592 --> 00:21:34,326 Fucking two seconds ago, she was grabbing me cock. 531 00:21:34,328 --> 00:21:35,994 Fucking not honest, like... 532 00:21:35,996 --> 00:21:37,495 It's just the first night. 533 00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:42,299 The rest of the time here is gonna be fucking amazing. 534 00:21:42,301 --> 00:21:43,266 ¶ 535 00:21:43,268 --> 00:21:45,401 I'm jetlagged, I'm knackered. 536 00:21:45,403 --> 00:21:46,301 I don't know what time it is. 537 00:21:46,303 --> 00:21:47,602 I don't know where the fuck I am, 538 00:21:47,604 --> 00:21:50,237 and all I want to do is go home. 539 00:21:50,239 --> 00:21:51,972 Taxi! 540 00:21:51,974 --> 00:21:56,876 ¶ 541 00:21:56,878 --> 00:21:58,544 For me, tonight was up there 542 00:21:58,546 --> 00:21:59,745 with one of the best experiences, 543 00:21:59,747 --> 00:22:05,383 one of the best nights I've had in a long time if not me life. 544 00:22:05,385 --> 00:22:06,784 Oh! 545 00:22:06,786 --> 00:22:07,718 (laughter) 546 00:22:07,720 --> 00:22:08,852 Firstly, in my mind, I'm pissed, 547 00:22:08,854 --> 00:22:11,020 thinking I was probably gonna be horny being out, 548 00:22:11,022 --> 00:22:14,390 and all my-- I look over at Charlotte. 549 00:22:14,392 --> 00:22:15,624 (laughter) 550 00:22:15,626 --> 00:22:17,459 (spitting) (laughing) 551 00:22:17,461 --> 00:22:20,995 Charlotte's this new, feisty, hot woman 552 00:22:20,997 --> 00:22:24,865 that is not gonna give in to the parsnip. 553 00:22:24,867 --> 00:22:28,935 I'm really missing Vicky. Um, I'm really missing her. 554 00:22:28,937 --> 00:22:33,272 You didn't know that? No, Gary, don't. 555 00:22:33,274 --> 00:22:37,576 Get off. Stop it. Gary, we're just friends. 556 00:22:37,578 --> 00:22:42,948 Gary thinks that he can get into me whenever he wants, 557 00:22:42,950 --> 00:22:47,452 but he is sadly mistaken. 558 00:22:53,826 --> 00:22:54,659 I'm not. I'm chilled. 559 00:22:54,661 --> 00:22:57,028 I'm so chilled that I feel like a Buddha. 560 00:22:57,030 --> 00:22:58,396 (laughter) 561 00:22:58,398 --> 00:23:00,431 I've got a feeling this could be me 562 00:23:00,433 --> 00:23:02,866 turning over a new leaf. 563 00:23:02,868 --> 00:23:03,933 Bye. 564 00:23:03,935 --> 00:23:05,501 Bye. 565 00:23:05,503 --> 00:23:07,069 (sighing) 566 00:23:07,071 --> 00:23:08,670 Adios. 567 00:23:08,672 --> 00:23:16,811 ¶ 568 00:23:17,846 --> 00:23:19,613 At the minute Vicky isn't here, 569 00:23:19,615 --> 00:23:21,915 um, but I've got something to look forward to, 570 00:23:21,917 --> 00:23:24,484 to be excited about, and when she does get here, 571 00:23:24,486 --> 00:23:26,752 that's when it all will be good. 572 00:23:26,754 --> 00:23:28,754 ¶ 573 00:23:28,756 --> 00:23:32,824 Last night was amazing. Paint everywhere. 574 00:23:32,826 --> 00:23:34,692 Gary touchdowned with a minger 575 00:23:34,694 --> 00:23:37,027 and then tried it on with me, 576 00:23:37,029 --> 00:23:39,396 and I said, no! 577 00:23:39,398 --> 00:23:45,034 One-nil to Charlotte! Arriba! 578 00:23:45,036 --> 00:23:47,703 I'm actually pleased Charlotte said, 579 00:23:47,705 --> 00:23:50,739 like, "No, Gaz, you're pissed. Go to bed." 580 00:23:50,741 --> 00:23:52,507 Because now, there's no awkwardness. 581 00:23:52,509 --> 00:23:54,909 I might just ride out this little friendship thing 582 00:23:54,911 --> 00:23:56,777 and just see how it goes, unless, obviously, 583 00:23:56,779 --> 00:23:59,913 I don't bang a bird for about three weeks. 584 00:23:59,915 --> 00:24:06,853 ¶ 585 00:24:06,855 --> 00:24:07,820 (doorbell rings) 586 00:24:07,822 --> 00:24:10,556 The doorbell goes. I'm hoping it's Jay. 587 00:24:10,558 --> 00:24:11,857 Hello. How are you doing? 588 00:24:11,859 --> 00:24:12,524 All right. 589 00:24:12,526 --> 00:24:13,758 Like, who the fuck are you, like? 590 00:24:13,760 --> 00:24:16,761 It's only me new boss, Cancun Chris. 591 00:24:16,763 --> 00:24:21,732 And in walks James with what looks like a bounty hunter. 592 00:24:21,734 --> 00:24:23,100 Guys, I'm Cancun Chris. 593 00:24:23,102 --> 00:24:25,068 Best name in the world. 594 00:24:25,070 --> 00:24:26,736 Who fucking thought of that one, eh? 595 00:24:26,738 --> 00:24:29,505 Your grandma, 'cause it's boring as fuck. 596 00:24:29,507 --> 00:24:32,374 And I sent you here to look after the house. 597 00:24:32,376 --> 00:24:34,509 We've got to all respect the house. 598 00:24:34,511 --> 00:24:36,077 Now that's already went out the window, 599 00:24:36,079 --> 00:24:38,479 'cause me and Becca's already pissed in the pool. 600 00:24:38,481 --> 00:24:41,048 In the other room, I have a bottle of tequila 601 00:24:41,050 --> 00:24:42,549 on the top shelf. 602 00:24:42,551 --> 00:24:44,817 Hands off. Very precious. 603 00:24:44,819 --> 00:24:47,619 If you touch it, I will fuck you up. 604 00:24:47,621 --> 00:24:49,654 We're all gonna be mortal off the tequila 605 00:24:49,656 --> 00:24:51,656 on the top shelf in a couple of days. 606 00:24:51,658 --> 00:24:54,492 Now, today, I need two people to start your new job. 607 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,760 For today, it'll be you and you. 608 00:24:56,762 --> 00:24:59,696 Do not fuck it up. Be on time. 609 00:24:59,698 --> 00:25:01,064 The two worst people to put together. 610 00:25:01,066 --> 00:25:03,966 They can't stand each other and they never will. 611 00:25:03,968 --> 00:25:06,034 Now, I don't want to have to come back to the house 612 00:25:06,036 --> 00:25:07,636 and sort through any fucking mess. 613 00:25:07,638 --> 00:25:11,072 The rest of you, go out and have a great time. 614 00:25:11,074 --> 00:25:12,306 Have some fucking fun. 615 00:25:12,308 --> 00:25:13,307 What about Cock Chris? 616 00:25:13,309 --> 00:25:20,947 Cocky (bleep) Chris who thinks he's Mr. Gangster of Cancun. 617 00:25:20,949 --> 00:25:23,049 Bye! Bye! 618 00:25:23,051 --> 00:25:25,184 Whoo! Whoo! 619 00:25:25,186 --> 00:25:27,553 ¶ 620 00:25:27,555 --> 00:25:30,689 Right. I'll catch you another place. Ciao. 621 00:25:30,691 --> 00:25:33,091 I'm not looking forward to going to work whatsoever. 622 00:25:33,093 --> 00:25:34,892 Obviously Vicky doesn't get along with Becca, 623 00:25:34,894 --> 00:25:37,761 so it might be a little bit uncomfortable. 624 00:25:39,163 --> 00:25:41,631 Me and Ricci don't even talk to each other. 625 00:25:41,633 --> 00:25:44,100 We've got nothing in common. 626 00:25:46,703 --> 00:25:50,072 It's-- it's gonna be a nightmare. 627 00:25:50,074 --> 00:25:54,543 ¶ 628 00:25:54,545 --> 00:25:55,010 Hello. 629 00:25:55,012 --> 00:25:56,644 I don't really want to speak to this girl. 630 00:25:56,646 --> 00:25:58,846 My plan of attack is to speak to as many people, 631 00:25:58,848 --> 00:26:00,614 try to get them on the jet skis, 632 00:26:00,616 --> 00:26:01,748 and then leave it as that. 633 00:26:01,750 --> 00:26:03,349 Would you like to come on the jet skis? 634 00:26:03,351 --> 00:26:05,084 Uh, later, yeah. 635 00:26:05,086 --> 00:26:06,552 Would you like to go on the jet skis? 636 00:26:06,554 --> 00:26:09,755 Uh, no, we have to leave right away. 637 00:26:09,757 --> 00:26:10,689 I can't be asked. 638 00:26:10,691 --> 00:26:13,658 I want to go home. I want to get drunk. 639 00:26:13,660 --> 00:26:15,026 Do you want to go on the jet skis? 640 00:26:15,028 --> 00:26:16,160 Oh, no. No, sorry. 641 00:26:16,162 --> 00:26:17,761 Rebecca just fucked it all. 642 00:26:17,763 --> 00:26:19,329 I was dreading it a little bit today, right? 643 00:26:19,331 --> 00:26:20,263 'Cause obviously you're with Vicky 644 00:26:20,265 --> 00:26:22,331 and me and Vicky aren't, like, best friends. 645 00:26:22,333 --> 00:26:23,365 Everyone knows that. 646 00:26:23,367 --> 00:26:24,265 I can take her or leave her. 647 00:26:24,267 --> 00:26:29,203 Eh, I'd definitely prefer to just leave her, though. 648 00:26:29,205 --> 00:26:35,742 ¶ 649 00:26:35,744 --> 00:26:36,876 (line ringing) 650 00:26:36,878 --> 00:26:37,910 Hello? 651 00:26:37,912 --> 00:26:38,677 Hello. 652 00:26:38,679 --> 00:26:41,212 All I want to do is ring Joel, 653 00:26:41,214 --> 00:26:42,813 and I can't wait to speak to him. 654 00:26:42,815 --> 00:26:44,314 So, what you been doing then, Joel? 655 00:26:44,316 --> 00:26:48,217 Have you been keeping up your end and being good? 656 00:26:48,219 --> 00:26:50,986 Have you been behaving yourself? 657 00:26:50,988 --> 00:26:52,854 (Joel laughing) 658 00:26:52,856 --> 00:26:56,090 Have you? Why are you laughing? 659 00:26:56,092 --> 00:26:57,324 (woman's voice in background) 660 00:26:57,326 --> 00:27:01,127 Who the hell is that? 661 00:27:01,129 --> 00:27:02,328 He's out with girls 662 00:27:02,330 --> 00:27:05,831 while I'm 100,000 miles away in Mexico. 663 00:27:05,833 --> 00:27:07,766 Is this really happening again? 664 00:27:07,768 --> 00:27:09,167 Really, I can't trust him. 665 00:27:09,169 --> 00:27:13,371 So, are there a couple of girls? 666 00:27:13,373 --> 00:27:15,740 Is this really happening? I thought we were besties. 667 00:27:15,742 --> 00:27:16,774 I thought you wanted to be in this. 668 00:27:16,776 --> 00:27:19,343 He's like, "Sophie, just 'cause I'm in a relationship 669 00:27:19,345 --> 00:27:21,645 doesn't mean I'm in prison." 670 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:28,284 No, you're ju-- no, that-- no, you're just being called out. 671 00:27:28,652 --> 00:27:31,754 So, where-- where the fuck are you by, anyways? 672 00:27:31,756 --> 00:27:34,223 Sophie's getting angry. 673 00:27:34,225 --> 00:27:36,925 She's starting to raise her voice. 674 00:27:36,927 --> 00:27:38,927 Are you lying to us? 675 00:27:41,397 --> 00:27:42,830 So, where are you now? 676 00:27:42,832 --> 00:27:45,032 I want to know where you are, who you're with, 677 00:27:45,034 --> 00:27:47,834 and what you're doing. 678 00:27:49,269 --> 00:27:52,904 Fucking two can play that game. Fuck off. 679 00:27:52,906 --> 00:27:55,406 So, Joel's at home, partying with some girls. 680 00:27:55,408 --> 00:27:56,340 Well, I'm gonna go out 681 00:27:56,342 --> 00:27:59,009 and I'm gonna party the fuck with some boys. 682 00:27:59,011 --> 00:28:01,344 He's a fucking-- no. Nothing's changed. 683 00:28:01,346 --> 00:28:02,845 Nothing's changed. 684 00:28:02,847 --> 00:28:05,781 He's fooled us all again. Stupid prick. 685 00:28:05,783 --> 00:28:07,282 It's shit that this has had to happen 686 00:28:07,284 --> 00:28:09,684 on the first phone call, man. 687 00:28:09,686 --> 00:28:13,854 Joel, what are you doing? Oi. 688 00:28:13,856 --> 00:28:14,988 ¶ 689 00:28:14,990 --> 00:28:16,022 How hot is it, man? 690 00:28:16,024 --> 00:28:16,689 I'm fucking sweating. 691 00:28:16,691 --> 00:28:19,058 Me and Jay are knocked out. It's been a long, long flight. 692 00:28:19,060 --> 00:28:21,160 The heat is literally overwhelming. 693 00:28:21,162 --> 00:28:23,395 What the fuck have you got in there, like? 694 00:28:23,397 --> 00:28:25,363 ¶ 695 00:28:25,365 --> 00:28:28,199 I have got a lass back at home, but you know what? 696 00:28:28,201 --> 00:28:29,867 I haven't come here to be chasing birds. 697 00:28:29,869 --> 00:28:32,803 I've come here to have a mint time with the lads, 698 00:28:32,805 --> 00:28:35,739 good crack, and good banter. 699 00:28:41,879 --> 00:28:43,145 I couldn't care less about Rebecca. 700 00:28:43,147 --> 00:28:43,945 I'm being totally fair. 701 00:28:43,947 --> 00:28:45,913 She's about as much fun as a poke in the eye. 702 00:28:45,915 --> 00:28:47,714 I want to see Ricci. I've missed him loads. 703 00:28:47,716 --> 00:28:49,816 I know it's not been long, but I've missed him, like... 704 00:28:49,818 --> 00:28:52,752 Vicky, it's only two days. Think about me. 705 00:28:52,754 --> 00:28:57,456 I'm gonna be away from my lass for five solid weeks. 706 00:28:59,058 --> 00:29:03,027 I'm really enjoying myself in the house, 707 00:29:03,029 --> 00:29:05,429 but there's still Vicky and Jay to come, 708 00:29:05,431 --> 00:29:08,432 and I'm actually dreading seeing Vicky. 709 00:29:13,104 --> 00:29:15,271 I just don't want her to come in and fuck things up, 710 00:29:15,273 --> 00:29:17,806 'cause at the minute, it's really nice. 711 00:29:17,808 --> 00:29:19,974 Mexicano. (doorbell rings) 712 00:29:19,976 --> 00:29:22,810 Fucking hey! 713 00:29:22,812 --> 00:29:25,946 (cheering) 714 00:29:25,948 --> 00:29:29,449 The villa is amazing. It's ridiculously impressive. 715 00:29:29,451 --> 00:29:30,850 There's so many people there to greet-- 716 00:29:30,852 --> 00:29:33,752 me and Jay are the last-- that it's kind of-- 717 00:29:33,754 --> 00:29:34,819 it's easy to overlook some people, 718 00:29:34,821 --> 00:29:36,854 like, you wouldn't necessarily want to say hello to. 719 00:29:36,856 --> 00:29:37,888 I'm not gonna beat around the bush. 720 00:29:37,890 --> 00:29:40,423 I wanted to ignore Becca, so I fucking did. 721 00:29:40,425 --> 00:29:42,758 (laughter) 722 00:29:42,760 --> 00:29:45,060 As soon as Jay and Vicky walked through the door, 723 00:29:45,062 --> 00:29:46,494 like, my mood completely changed. 724 00:29:46,496 --> 00:29:50,998 Like, I felt like I needed to stay quiet. 725 00:29:51,000 --> 00:29:51,965 ¶ 726 00:29:51,967 --> 00:29:53,199 Whole bed. 727 00:29:53,201 --> 00:29:55,434 Oh! 728 00:29:55,436 --> 00:29:57,536 I'm sharing a room with Ricci and Sophie. 729 00:29:57,538 --> 00:30:01,239 Three in the bed, the little one said, "fuck off." 730 00:30:01,241 --> 00:30:02,273 Oh! 731 00:30:02,275 --> 00:30:03,440 And bite. 732 00:30:03,442 --> 00:30:05,241 Just make sure... 733 00:30:05,243 --> 00:30:07,543 (laughter) 734 00:30:12,515 --> 00:30:14,249 I've never seen anything like it. 735 00:30:14,251 --> 00:30:15,516 It's like a sperm cell 736 00:30:15,518 --> 00:30:18,085 darting towards the egg in the womb, 737 00:30:18,087 --> 00:30:21,288 and bang, it's fertilized. 738 00:30:21,290 --> 00:30:24,758 (laughing) Get on the fucking bed now! 739 00:30:24,760 --> 00:30:25,325 Everyone goes to bed. 740 00:30:25,327 --> 00:30:28,528 Me and Vicky to the shag pad, get in. 741 00:30:28,530 --> 00:30:36,836 ¶ 742 00:30:38,338 --> 00:30:39,838 Are you getting up? 743 00:30:39,840 --> 00:30:41,773 I... for sure. 744 00:30:41,775 --> 00:30:45,443 We're all here now. Cancun, Mexico. 745 00:30:45,445 --> 00:30:48,546 Time to smash it "Geordie Shore" style. 746 00:30:48,548 --> 00:30:49,914 Bash! 747 00:30:49,916 --> 00:30:51,115 (phone ringing) 748 00:30:51,117 --> 00:30:54,785 Who will this be now? 749 00:30:54,787 --> 00:30:57,454 (ringing) 750 00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:59,589 Hello? 751 00:30:59,591 --> 00:31:01,991 It's Rebecca. 752 00:31:06,296 --> 00:31:09,298 Oh, you're joking. 753 00:31:15,204 --> 00:31:16,604 Who the fuck is Cancun Chris, 754 00:31:16,606 --> 00:31:19,173 telling me and Charlotte that we have to stay in? 755 00:31:19,175 --> 00:31:21,975 He can fuck off, 'cause I'm going out. 756 00:31:21,977 --> 00:31:23,509 Bye. 757 00:31:23,511 --> 00:31:25,177 Dickhead. 758 00:31:25,179 --> 00:31:27,012 ¶ 759 00:31:27,014 --> 00:31:31,149 What? Me and Becca have got to stay in? 760 00:31:31,151 --> 00:31:36,053 Cancun Chris can cock off, 'cause I'm going out. 761 00:31:36,055 --> 00:31:38,555 Only one thing to do-- throw the day in Cancun. 762 00:31:38,557 --> 00:31:43,826 Get your eyelashes on and fucking go to a beach party. 763 00:31:43,828 --> 00:31:51,967 ¶ 764 00:32:01,043 --> 00:32:03,978 Yes, I'm a player. Yes, I've cracked the UK. 765 00:32:03,980 --> 00:32:06,981 Now it's time to go international. 766 00:32:06,983 --> 00:32:11,218 ¶ 767 00:32:11,220 --> 00:32:14,421 I'm sure I've just seen an American boy 768 00:32:14,423 --> 00:32:16,589 do the slip-drop. 769 00:32:21,194 --> 00:32:22,861 Americans-- they're good-looking. 770 00:32:22,863 --> 00:32:25,663 They're all right, but I'm not feeling them. 771 00:32:25,665 --> 00:32:26,864 I don't like their accent, 772 00:32:26,866 --> 00:32:31,168 and I certainly do not like their dancing. 773 00:32:31,170 --> 00:32:34,905 ¶ 774 00:32:34,907 --> 00:32:37,974 Suddenly, me-- me hair's fell out. 775 00:32:37,976 --> 00:32:39,108 I'm a little bit embarrassed, 776 00:32:39,110 --> 00:32:42,177 and I just want the hair back in me own hands. 777 00:32:42,179 --> 00:32:44,179 ¶ 778 00:32:44,181 --> 00:32:47,415 How do I get me hair back? I really need it. 779 00:32:47,417 --> 00:32:50,484 ¶ 780 00:32:50,486 --> 00:32:56,056 Everything's going great... 781 00:32:56,058 --> 00:32:57,991 until that stupid boy 782 00:32:57,993 --> 00:33:00,226 who was using me hair extension as a lasso 783 00:33:00,228 --> 00:33:02,695 starts to try and dunk us under. 784 00:33:02,697 --> 00:33:03,896 I feel like I'm drowning. 785 00:33:03,898 --> 00:33:06,698 I'm not used to getting salt water in me eyes, 786 00:33:06,700 --> 00:33:08,299 apart from cum. 787 00:33:08,301 --> 00:33:10,334 Whoo! 788 00:33:10,336 --> 00:33:17,007 ¶ 789 00:33:17,009 --> 00:33:21,144 I see Charlotte and this lad, and I think, come on, one lad? 790 00:33:21,146 --> 00:33:23,012 Anything you can do, I can do better. 791 00:33:23,014 --> 00:33:26,148 Next I know, the birds are chatting me up. 792 00:33:26,150 --> 00:33:27,415 I thought it was gonna be harder here. 793 00:33:27,417 --> 00:33:30,518 It's a fucking million times easier. 794 00:33:30,520 --> 00:33:32,119 Are you all-- all single? 795 00:33:32,121 --> 00:33:35,155 I'm single. Are you single? 796 00:33:35,157 --> 00:33:36,055 My hand's in the air too. 797 00:33:36,057 --> 00:33:37,523 I'm raising my hand. I'm single. 798 00:33:37,525 --> 00:33:38,690 Are you guys single? 799 00:33:38,692 --> 00:33:40,458 No, he's got a girlfriend. 800 00:33:40,460 --> 00:33:41,459 Fuck! 801 00:33:41,461 --> 00:33:44,161 She's the friendliest girl ever. 802 00:33:47,732 --> 00:33:49,666 This is a fucking perfect day, 803 00:33:49,668 --> 00:33:51,401 necking on some bird in the sea. 804 00:33:51,403 --> 00:33:54,237 It does not get much better than that. 805 00:33:54,239 --> 00:33:58,541 ¶ 806 00:33:58,543 --> 00:34:01,243 (cheering) 807 00:34:01,245 --> 00:34:04,212 ¶ 808 00:34:04,214 --> 00:34:05,713 If Joel's out, partying with girls, 809 00:34:05,715 --> 00:34:08,515 I'm gonna find some boys and party with them. 810 00:34:08,517 --> 00:34:11,384 You guys are gonna do as many sexual positions 811 00:34:11,386 --> 00:34:14,320 as you possibly can in 30 seconds. 812 00:34:14,322 --> 00:34:17,056 What better way to get back at Gary 813 00:34:17,058 --> 00:34:19,224 than to dry hump a boy onstage 814 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:22,260 in front of loads of other horny boys. 815 00:34:22,262 --> 00:34:23,461 Yes! 816 00:34:23,463 --> 00:34:26,197 We got one-- doggy style. 817 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:28,132 ¶ 818 00:34:28,134 --> 00:34:31,735 I've got a boyfriend. How is this gonna end? 819 00:34:31,737 --> 00:34:35,705 That's number two. 820 00:34:35,707 --> 00:34:37,473 And a little sideways one. 821 00:34:37,475 --> 00:34:38,540 And then I'm going with it, 822 00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:39,641 I'm getting the most of it, 823 00:34:39,643 --> 00:34:41,009 and I'm bending him all over 824 00:34:41,011 --> 00:34:41,976 like an elastic band. 825 00:34:41,978 --> 00:34:44,646 Give it to me now. That's one. 826 00:34:44,648 --> 00:34:47,081 There we go. That's three. 827 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:48,482 Whoa! 828 00:34:48,484 --> 00:34:51,117 I think I want to fuck this boy. 829 00:34:51,119 --> 00:34:54,453 What do you think about couple number one? 830 00:34:54,455 --> 00:34:56,455 (cheering) 831 00:34:56,457 --> 00:34:59,324 what do you think about couple number two? 832 00:34:59,326 --> 00:35:00,591 (cheering louder) 833 00:35:00,593 --> 00:35:03,660 Couple number two just kicked ass! 834 00:35:03,662 --> 00:35:05,628 (cheering) 835 00:35:05,630 --> 00:35:10,699 I kicked ass on that stage. That'll teach Joel. 836 00:35:13,469 --> 00:35:15,303 You're single now? 837 00:35:15,305 --> 00:35:22,743 ¶ 838 00:35:22,745 --> 00:35:24,377 We got pissed, we're drunk. 839 00:35:24,379 --> 00:35:25,177 We've had an amazing time. 840 00:35:25,179 --> 00:35:30,782 Now, all I want to do is get more hyped up for the night. 841 00:35:30,784 --> 00:35:31,916 ¶ 842 00:35:31,918 --> 00:35:36,487 (phone ringing) 843 00:35:36,489 --> 00:35:38,856 Hola. 844 00:35:38,858 --> 00:35:41,225 It's Jay. 845 00:35:42,160 --> 00:35:45,162 Charlotte will be back. All right, two minutes, man. 846 00:35:45,164 --> 00:35:46,196 Thank you. 847 00:35:46,198 --> 00:35:49,566 Oh, you're looking for trouble. 848 00:35:49,568 --> 00:35:51,801 Cancun Chris has told us to stay in, 849 00:35:51,803 --> 00:35:52,768 but we've actually went out 850 00:35:52,770 --> 00:35:55,704 and I think we're gonna be in trouble. 851 00:35:55,706 --> 00:35:57,405 Hello. 852 00:35:57,407 --> 00:36:00,674 It's Charlotte. 853 00:36:00,676 --> 00:36:03,243 Hi, Cancun Chris. 854 00:36:10,684 --> 00:36:13,886 All right. Okay. Bye, Cancun Chris. 855 00:36:13,888 --> 00:36:16,755 Good talking to you again. 856 00:36:17,189 --> 00:36:19,390 We've just got all the family back together, 857 00:36:19,392 --> 00:36:21,225 and now I have to leave them all. 858 00:36:21,227 --> 00:36:23,327 I fucking hate Cancun Chris. 859 00:36:23,329 --> 00:36:24,828 I'm gonna go and pack. 860 00:36:24,830 --> 00:36:26,696 Fuck off. 861 00:36:26,698 --> 00:36:28,931 Unless we just hide. 862 00:36:28,933 --> 00:36:29,765 Cancun Chris can get fucked. 863 00:36:29,767 --> 00:36:32,501 He's an absolute asshole. This is all his fault. 864 00:36:32,503 --> 00:36:33,768 We got fucked in the ass! 865 00:36:33,770 --> 00:36:35,803 Cancun Chris is a fucking rim licker. 866 00:36:35,805 --> 00:36:38,839 That means he licks all the asshole all the time. 867 00:36:38,841 --> 00:36:41,975 We're gonna drink all his tequila like it's water. 868 00:36:41,977 --> 00:36:44,377 Whoa. I don't think we should do this, like-- 869 00:36:44,379 --> 00:36:46,679 We're going away, so I can't stop myself. 870 00:36:46,681 --> 00:36:47,513 I think we'll regret it. 871 00:36:47,515 --> 00:36:50,482 Well, somehow, I don't think I will. 872 00:36:50,484 --> 00:36:53,618 ¶ 873 00:36:53,620 --> 00:36:55,653 Cancun Chris has said that the behavior that we've done 874 00:36:55,655 --> 00:36:58,455 is not acceptable and to pack our bags. 875 00:36:58,457 --> 00:36:59,222 Fucking dickheads. 876 00:36:59,224 --> 00:37:01,424 They should have just stayed in when they were told to. 877 00:37:01,426 --> 00:37:04,760 They've been told to pack their bags and go. 878 00:37:04,762 --> 00:37:08,363 We're a bit upset but we're still gonna hit the town anyway. 879 00:37:08,365 --> 00:37:10,198 ¶ 880 00:37:10,200 --> 00:37:12,200 Aah! (laughing) 881 00:37:12,202 --> 00:37:20,341 ¶ 882 00:37:23,445 --> 00:37:26,980 Now, the Vicky/Ricci situation, it's just wrong in a nightclub. 883 00:37:26,982 --> 00:37:28,214 I know they love each other, 884 00:37:28,216 --> 00:37:30,616 but it is a little bit awkward for us to watch. 885 00:37:30,618 --> 00:37:34,519 They're isolating theirselves from the group. 886 00:37:34,521 --> 00:37:37,488 There's a bath and a boudoir back at home. 887 00:37:37,490 --> 00:37:39,690 Go and fucking mate. 888 00:37:39,692 --> 00:37:42,359 Fucking hell, is this all they're gonna do all holiday? 889 00:37:42,361 --> 00:37:44,961 They may as well not fucking be here. 890 00:37:44,963 --> 00:37:48,030 ¶ 891 00:37:48,032 --> 00:37:50,832 Back to my mission-- pulling a worldie. 892 00:37:50,834 --> 00:37:55,036 ¶ 893 00:37:55,038 --> 00:37:55,569 I'm in luck. 894 00:37:55,571 --> 00:37:59,372 I've pulled out the two best looking birds in the club. 895 00:37:59,374 --> 00:37:59,872 ¶ 896 00:37:59,874 --> 00:38:01,406 In a minute, I'm fucking mortal. 897 00:38:01,408 --> 00:38:02,840 The last thing I want to be doing 898 00:38:02,842 --> 00:38:05,909 is entertaining these worldies. 899 00:38:08,479 --> 00:38:10,346 I don't know what it is with Americans. 900 00:38:10,348 --> 00:38:12,748 They're fucking nuts. 901 00:38:14,250 --> 00:38:17,819 Fuckin' I'm gonna be licking vodka off her tits, aren't I? 902 00:38:17,821 --> 00:38:19,353 Fucking get in. 903 00:38:19,355 --> 00:38:22,322 Want another one? 904 00:38:22,923 --> 00:38:25,758 It's only fair if she does some off me. 905 00:38:30,330 --> 00:38:34,032 After all, they're just as good, aren't they? 906 00:38:53,585 --> 00:38:54,885 It does make me a little bit jealous. 907 00:38:54,887 --> 00:38:58,955 I wouldn't mind James' tongue in my mouth. 908 00:38:58,957 --> 00:39:00,523 I noticed Holly's mood has just changed. 909 00:39:00,525 --> 00:39:05,327 I really like the girl, but it's not gonna happen again. 910 00:39:17,440 --> 00:39:21,576 I'd rather have ten minutes with these two than Gaz' type. 911 00:39:21,578 --> 00:39:25,479 I'm having a brilliant time. I'm having a right old laugh. 912 00:39:25,481 --> 00:39:27,481 Then Vicky comes over. 913 00:39:30,852 --> 00:39:33,053 See you later. I'm going home. 914 00:39:33,055 --> 00:39:34,921 ¶ 915 00:39:34,923 --> 00:39:37,723 Why on earth would you go home? 916 00:39:37,725 --> 00:39:38,824 You're in Cancun. 917 00:39:38,826 --> 00:39:41,860 Now it's time to party, let your hair down, 918 00:39:41,862 --> 00:39:43,127 get your fluffs out. 919 00:39:43,129 --> 00:39:44,595 Don't go bloody home, man. 920 00:39:44,597 --> 00:39:49,633 They've changed. Vicky has changed. 921 00:39:49,635 --> 00:39:54,537 ¶ 922 00:39:54,539 --> 00:39:56,071 See, in the UK, fair play, 923 00:39:56,073 --> 00:39:57,639 I've got a degree in pulling birds. 924 00:39:57,641 --> 00:39:59,374 I can pull fucking anything. 925 00:39:59,376 --> 00:40:03,044 Over here, I'm like an apprentice. 926 00:40:03,046 --> 00:40:04,678 ¶ 927 00:40:04,680 --> 00:40:06,146 Tonight, I want an American student 928 00:40:06,148 --> 00:40:10,683 I can smash and fucking mash in the morning. 929 00:40:10,685 --> 00:40:15,387 ¶ 930 00:40:15,389 --> 00:40:17,789 To me, the game is fucked. I wanted to bang. 931 00:40:17,791 --> 00:40:19,090 I went fucking straight in there 932 00:40:19,092 --> 00:40:20,357 and just took 'em both. 933 00:40:20,359 --> 00:40:24,961 Three-way kiss, three-way kiss! Kiss! 934 00:40:24,963 --> 00:40:27,797 Second night, fucking bosh. 935 00:40:27,799 --> 00:40:30,399 Yo! 936 00:40:30,401 --> 00:40:35,504 ¶ 937 00:40:35,506 --> 00:40:37,939 Gaz has not only smashed it on the first night, 938 00:40:37,941 --> 00:40:39,840 he's already got a lass back. 939 00:40:39,842 --> 00:40:42,576 Her friend gets pissed, and I'm like, oh, my God. 940 00:40:42,578 --> 00:40:43,610 So, a threesome's off the cards. 941 00:40:43,612 --> 00:40:45,778 Bullocks. I think we're going home. 942 00:40:45,780 --> 00:40:46,445 I still got one. 943 00:40:46,447 --> 00:40:47,679 I'm just gonna take her back and out 944 00:40:47,681 --> 00:40:49,947 and do the fucking business. 945 00:40:49,949 --> 00:40:53,517 ¶ 946 00:40:53,519 --> 00:40:56,419 I don't know what it is about James, 947 00:40:56,421 --> 00:40:58,788 but I thought I didn't like him. 948 00:40:58,790 --> 00:40:59,555 But when I look at him, 949 00:40:59,557 --> 00:41:01,623 there's kind of like something there 950 00:41:01,625 --> 00:41:04,025 that just makes me want to bang him. 951 00:41:04,027 --> 00:41:06,794 All I'm thinking is, please, no one be in the shag pad. 952 00:41:06,796 --> 00:41:08,395 I didn't want Ricci and Vicky to be in there. 953 00:41:08,397 --> 00:41:10,463 And I just poked my head around the corner, 954 00:41:10,465 --> 00:41:11,130 and there was no one in. 955 00:41:11,132 --> 00:41:12,764 I was like, "Yes! Come on, babe. 956 00:41:12,766 --> 00:41:13,765 Let's go for a cuddle." 957 00:41:13,767 --> 00:41:15,032 (imitating horn blowing) 958 00:41:15,034 --> 00:41:18,835 ¶ 959 00:41:18,837 --> 00:41:19,602 Charlotte's not here. 960 00:41:19,604 --> 00:41:21,937 That means I can do whatever I want, 961 00:41:21,939 --> 00:41:23,872 and that is banging. 962 00:41:23,874 --> 00:41:25,139 ¶ 963 00:41:25,141 --> 00:41:26,940 If Charlotte was here right now, 964 00:41:26,942 --> 00:41:31,411 she would punch Gary in the face twice. 965 00:41:31,413 --> 00:41:34,113 (whispering) 966 00:41:34,115 --> 00:41:36,949 ¶ 967 00:41:36,951 --> 00:41:38,216 ¶ Everyone's here to party 968 00:41:38,218 --> 00:41:40,685 ¶ If you wanna go wild, if you wanna go wild ¶ 969 00:41:40,687 --> 00:41:41,919 ¶ Everyone's here to party 970 00:41:41,921 --> 00:41:44,488 ¶ If you wanna go wild, if you wanna go wild ¶ 971 00:41:44,490 --> 00:41:45,856 ¶ Everyone's here to party 972 00:41:45,858 --> 00:41:47,791 ¶ Let's party, party, let me go wild ¶ 973 00:41:47,793 --> 00:41:49,826 ¶ Let's party, party, let me go wild ¶ 974 00:41:49,828 --> 00:41:51,460 ¶ Oi, oi, let me go wild ¶ 975 00:41:51,462 --> 00:41:53,595 ¶ Let's party, party, let me go own that ¶ 976 00:41:53,597 --> 00:41:56,097 ¶ Own that own that