We are back in Newcastle, back in our playground.
Let the party begin.
Hi!
It's a new boy.
(chanting) Hey! Hey! Hey!
What the fuck?
(Rebecca) She's got an attitude.
I tried to face it, I slapped her ass.
Really annoying, she's like thrush.
Surprised Anna wanted us to work for her again,
to be honest, that's the best we done last time.
Does anybody know how to spray tan?
I'm his girlfriend.
He just wants to go out and pub with the lads.
(Sophie) I've been made to look like a mug.
She's looking for cock, preferably my cock.
I always get what I want.
He drops the bombshell that he wants to go
to the strip house with the lads.
Finished. Oh, we're finished, are we?
You're completely and utterly fucking replacable.
(Ricci) Fucking bitch!
Hot tub sabotage.
It's like one big shit mix.
What the...?
...off your cunts.
Stand up there, call me fucking fat.
It is war.
I'll fucking punch your head in.
Fucking leave it.
I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. edge.
My biggest fear is getting wrinkles.
I've got a banging body and the banter to match.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is doing my hair.
I could talk the back legs off a donkey.
Got the looks, got the charm, it just works.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's.
Geordie Shore why aye!
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(Sophie) We all wake up in the morning,
and the divide is back, girls against boys.
(Gaz) The girls still haven't apologized.
They need to apologize, or at least say something.
(Rebecca) Geordie Shore's coming to an end,
and I feel a little bit sad like.
The boys are still furious.
No one's speaking, it's just pathetic.
They just think everything's fine,
and we're just gonna get on with it.
They can't even bring themselves to say
"We were in the wrong, sorry."
They can't do it.
¶
It's coming to an end, all the lads are gonna go out.
We're gonna go for a few rounds of golf.
All the boys, not to be near all the lasses,
just have a lads day out.
As a group of lads, I feel we have bonded well.
But, I think, if anything, after the argument last night,
it's brought us all a lot closer.
(laughing)
Now I'm struggling a bit, yeah mate.
It's a lot harder than I thought.
(Jay) James can't find the ball.
No wonder he doesn't bang much.
(mumbling)
Definitely not going there again like.
I know I said that last time, but,
I'm definitely not doing it, like, definitely not.
I mean, I'm not like-- I'm not gutted.
It was just fucking banter.
(laughing)
So, we'll try and wear the trousers.
Yeah. You know what I mean?
And that proved it, you know what I mean?
"Can I go to the strip house?"
Speaking to Jay about me and Vicks.
Yeah, the other day, she said it was over.
You know what I mean, I was like, right.
Didn't speak to her all day.
I appreciate the lad for being there for us,
and giving advice and stuff, you need that.
Just be careful and, fucking, do you know what I mean?
Yeah. 'Cause she will--
(overlapping chatter)
Whoo!
(phone ringing)
Hello? Hi, it's Anna.
I have two final jobs for you all.
Apparently, me, Gaz, Soph, and Vicks are going to work.
This is gonna be awkward as fuck.
And I've got a spray tan job for James, Rebecca, and Holly.
Now, I'll be over later.
Oh, really? See you.
Bye bye. Bye Ricci.
Bye bye.
Hey lads, we all gotta work.
No way.
The amount of spray tanning we've done,
I very much doubt there's a pale person left in Newcastle.
You're working with Holly and Rebecca.
I'm not working.
And me and you are with Vicky and Sophie.
I'm not looking forward to work.
I just wanna get there, get it done, and get back,
and just get it finished ASAP.
Anna's coming over as well.
Anna's gonna go berserk over the hot tub.
They've put soda in it, they've put chairs in it.
There's fake tan or gravy, or I don't know what it was,
there's chocolate sauce.
It's pathetic.
They're the ones that have abused the house.
So, they're in all the shit, lads.
Anna's coming round, so the best thing to do
is clean the hot tub.
No, not yet!
(Charlotte) I decided to just take the job on
with two marigolds and a bottle of polish.
And the boys have still got their faces up their ass.
So now, me and Gary aren't the otters
sharing a log anymore.
Me and Gary are the otters on the separate logs.
Why did we do this?
Ugh!
I've got soggy sock.
Oh, no!
We need to fucking clean this thing.
(girls screaming)
All done? High five, yeah!
They can stop crying, joke's over.
The hot tub's back.
¶
Me, James, and Rebecca are going spray tanning.
Where do we turn up?
Outside a fucking dance school.
Hot, skinny girls in there.
Obviously, James' type.
This isn't making me feel very good right now.
(James) Anna's definitely saved the best job for last.
All these birds, litte dancers,
nice bodies and that, they're all pretty fit.
James, you just stand there and chat the girls up,
and look pretty while we do all the graft.
All right, if I knew I was spray tanning girls,
I would have dressed up a bit.
I think Holly's getting a bit jealous of me
cracking on with these birds like.
Where in Newcastle are you from?
No, not actually Newcastle-- Consett,
Do you know where that is?
She's starting to go a bit green like,
so, I don't know if that's jealousy,
or just a cheap, fake tan.
(Holly) I look like shit.
I feel the most disgusted I've ever felt
in my entire life next to these girls.
I'm really quite jealous right now, if I'm honest.
He obviously doesn't see me like that.
I may as well just forget about the whole thing.
Me and James, it's over.
Is this all behind, we're all gonna go out
and have a good night tonight?
We're gonna be friends again.
The girls have really pissed us off,
but it's come to the end of Geordie Shore now.
So, I just want everyone to be mates again,
and leave here happy.
Oh!
(girls) Aw!
Before you know it, they'll be banging again.
¶
On the way to work, Gaz sits in between me and Vicky.
It's awkward as fuck.
We've never really argued, really.
Uh, but I've massively seen a different side of her.
(Vicky) I'm tired, I'm cold.
The last thing I wanna do is go and stand around
in the middle of town and hand out fucking fliers
for a fucking spray tan.
Come on, Ricci.
Already, he looks bored.
(Ricci) Anna's got me wearing this stupid sandwich board
in the middle of Newcastle, proper busy.
I look like an absolute tit.
(Gaz) That is fucking comedy.
I've never been so embarrassed in my life.
Get your canny tanny here!
Look at Ricci, man!
(Vicky) It's awkward and awful, because Ricci's not speaking
to me, and I'm not speaking to Ricci.
And he's got his little best mate Gary there.
It is the funniest thing I've ever seen.
(Vicky) It's just awful, the atmosphere's horrendous.
(doorbell ringing)
It's so cold, isn't it?
Hello!
I've brought you a nice little drink there.
Gonna be nice to us today then?
Yes.
She's got decent sized bottles
of champagne in her hand.
You can have a wee party tomorrow,
with it being your last day.
And no more work, you're finished.
(girls cheering)
Thank fuck for that.
If I ever have to do another spray tan again,
I think I'd rather vomit and lick it up.
(Anna) Ching ching.
You ready for a party? Yes!
Tomorrow, a party. Tomorrow night.
She doesn't wanna work with me,
'cause how I do shit spray tans,
hardly ever turn up, we're always hung over.
My dear. Thank you.
Take care.
(Vicky) I'm pleased seeing the back of Anna.
She's a great boss and a lovely bird,
but I just don't really like work.
Don't break anything.
Jay! Jay!
I'm only kidding, Anna.
(coughing) I just-- just choked on the bubbles!
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(Jay) All the lads are single,
we're gonna have a lads night out.
Ricci's giving it the biggen, and he's finished with Vicky.
There's one thing on his mind, which is go out,
and pull birds.
I'm just gonna have a wicked last night out with the boys,
and just absolutely smash it.
(laughing)
I came into Geordie Shore wanting to build bonds
with the girls.
Now, the bonds have been broken,
I am a little bit gutted.
I just wanna clear the air
and get back friends with Sophie.
I'm about to go out.
Can I sort everything out before I go out, like,
(James) I did take it a little bit too far
with some of the comments.
I was just pissed off.
But you actually hurt my feelings.
I didn't-- I didn't mean it.
You're one of my best friends, and you stand there
calling us fat.
It wasn't directly at you, do you know what I mean?
(overlapping arguing)
I think she is being a bit over the top like,
but I am feeling pretty bad for it.
Honestly, I had respect for all yous,
and I thought yous had respect for us.
I have respect for you.
But yous trashed the whole hot tub,
when you know we get in it all the time.
James is actually one of my best lad mates in the house,
and I can't believe he's acted like a total fucking prick.
Never again call girls, please, please.
It's just like, one of them things, you like--
if you have an argument with a bird, and like,
you hear people have arguments, and they
call them a slag.
It's just-- I didn't mean anything by it.
He's actually went out of his way to stay behind
on a night out and apologize to us,
which I'll give him his dues for.
You look nice, James.
Thank you, so do yous.
You both look beautiful and very slim.
Thanks, James.
(laughing)
Fuck off. Fuck yous.
I'll see you soon, mate.
He's giving the biggen, he's like, "We're all single now,
it's all lads night out."
It's gonna be interesting to see how long this lasts,
and if he can live up to it.
If I see him kiss someone else,
I'd be lying if I said
it wasn't gonna absolutely break my heart.
(overlapping chatter)
And you can never, ever underestimate
just how easily swayed a silly little boy is.
Have you seen that?
His fucking nipples are blond!
(overlapping chatter)
Hey, lads, here's to a really good night.
(cheering and laughing)
Hey, lads.
¶
Lock up your sons, lock up your dads,
lock up your granddads, no one's safe,
'cause I, tonight, am pulling.
Oh!
Save it.
We're in Floritas, we're drinking crazy cocktails.
Shit's going down, there's no Gary to distract me.
There's no Jay to distract Becca,
there's no James to distract Holly,
there's no Ricci to distract Vicky,
and there's no twat-face Joel to distract Sophie.
We're on a fucking mission.
I'm so excited for tonight.
I've got me wing woman, Vicky, she's single.
She'll be getting the cock left, right, and center.
There'll be cock coming from all angles,
poking us in the eye and everything.
Aw, fuck off!
Oh, no...
I do like spending time with James.
I enjoy being around him.
It's the case of you always want what you can't have.
What is happening with me and Gary?
I've come to the point where...
Pffft.
¶
We're having the time of our lives,
waiting for all the new cock to come,
And then, the old cock arrive, our lads.
(Sophie) We're all having a little dance and things.
The boys seem like they're fine with us now.
They forgot about the whole sabotage thing,
and the whole kicking off with each other.
Everyone just seems like the way it began,
good mates.
(Vicky) I'm giving it the biggen.
I'm free, single, ready to mingle.
I have no doubt that Ricci would have been doing
exactly the same thing as I was doing,
giving it the biggen at the lads
about how he's gonna be bopping the birds
and lads banter and blah, blah, blah.
The fact of the matter is the minute he walks
in that club, we're drawn to each other like magnets.
There he is, slavering all over Vicky again.
He just does anything she says,
it's fucking embarrassing.
How does that look with the boys?
We're sitting there going, is he fucking serious?
He's out with the lads, and he's running back to her?
I think that did piss me, James and Jay off a little bit.
He'll come crawling back, he'll come crawling back.
It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing.
I don't want any other girl.
You hurt my feeling-- I do not want
any other fucking girl.
We've had a couple drinks, and,
I think we both want to resolve this.
What I really wanna say is I'm sorry.
And it takes me a couple minutes to work up to that,
because I'm a very proud person.
But, I'm sorry that I finished him.
Now, she's stuck to Ricci like flies on shit.
I've lost me wing woman.
Brilliant.
I feel very proud of myself,
and I feel proud of Ricci.
I'm just really happy I can kiss him again.
What happened to single Vicky?
It lasted approximately 20 minutes.
I knew fine well that she'd regret what she did.
We'd eventually sort it out, one way or another.
¶
Ah, Gary!
He's sucking my ass!
(laughing)
Oh, what the fuck?
The toilet!
Guys, look at this, come and look at this.
(laughing)
Is that the shite--
Oh, what the fuck, that is disgusting.
That really turns us on, it's what I like,
I mean, that could be my future girlfriend.
Hm!
A little football?
A game of football.
With what I got, some suede shoes on like.
Could be a bit dangerous.
Me and Holly, definitely not going there again like.
I'm definitely not doing it like, definitely not.
(Vicky) After seeing Jay bite your ass...
Ow, it really hurt.
You're a mug, by the way.
Mine and Jay's, like, little thing
that we've got going on, it doesn't make any sense.
Really, like, it's as soon as he's had a drink,
when his love goggles come out, and he's like,
"Oh yeah, Becca, like, let's kiss," and all this.
(Vicky) When he is here, all you do is-- all you do is make
him cheese sandwiches and show him your ass.
I don't understand him.
I think Ricci's in the fuck hut.
I wanna see what he's doing.
Ricci?
You asleep already?
You okay, babe?
Sexy time for Ricci.
(whispering)
Honestly, he was getting all fucking biggens,
all going out and pulling all this shit.
The minute you seen her, you run over to her?
She's definitely in the fuck hut with Ricci.
He's gonna regret it so much.
Poor Ricci, might have a small dicky.
But Vicky will licky the dicky clean.
¶
(groaning)
You're so naughty, you're so naughty.
So last night, me and Vicky
were gonna be pulling all this new cock.
But, Vicky ended up hitching a ride
on the old cock.
(sighing) Oi, man, for fuck's sake.
You would actually think he was a virgin,
the way he's going on.
You got like nothing living with James, Holly?
I've been able to see him every day and like, perv.
I think it'll be good, 'cause then I won't get
to see him every day and perv.
Holly obviously still fancies James.
Do you like-- do you wanna shag James again?
Do you wanna go with him again?
I got that a lot like.
(laughing)
I'm still really confused about Gary.
I don't know what's going on.
I don't think I ever will.
I think it'll take one to get in
a really serious relationship before it ever stops.
And probably still then, we'll still end up banging.
Shut the fuck up!
Me and Gary haven't come to a verdict,
we haven't made a decision.
We don't know what's happening with each other.
Mug-- what, you think I'm gonna cheat
on my fiance for you?
You never know.
You'd cheat on your fiance for me?
Me and Charlotte can't have a serious conversation.
So, we're sitting there,
and just laughing, and just can't do it.
Why do we never, ever resolve anything?
I can't believe-- like, listen to them.
Ricci and Vicky banging while we're having
this conversation is a little weird.
I look to the side
and notice the fuck hut's moving.
Come on, Vicky and Ricci.
Me and Gary are gonna be having a serious discussion here.
Top and bottom of it is we're always gonna end up
banging at some point.
We're just like them two little simple otters,
back on that same old log,
but nowhere near to building our otter home together.
We can't just be friends and not do it,
'cause that's what our friendship is based on.
To be fair, me and Charlotte will probably just end up
getting married in ten, 15 years.
I just feel like it's deja vu.
We've had this chat about 9,000 times already.
Thousands and thousands of times.
Last night in Geordie Shore,
we're gonna throw a big fuck off party,
get all our friends round, some birds,
fuck 'em all, and hopefully go out with a bang.
We've got a DJ,
loads of drinks.
We're bringing all of our friends,
what more could you want?
Fucking hell!
When the doorbell goes, Joel is the first person
to walk through.
It's the best thing ever.
Like, I'm so excited the smile is back on my face.
I am so happy to see him.
Joel turns up in a t-shirt
that read "male model."
Are you taking a fucking piss?
It's fucking ridiculous, it's a lie,
it's a blatant lie.
You'd get done for false advertising you,
you fucking scruffy little bastard.
Joel, if I'm honest, is a prick.
¶
I've got a little mission of my own tonight,
and that's to finish what I started with James.
But, what happens?
Lucy walks in the fucking door.
I tell you, I am not having her coming in here.
You've banged him three times now.
Fucking stop being greedy.
Am I gonna bang Holly?
I'm looking around, nothing else.
We'll see?
Hurry, you mugs!
Fireworks going off,
just an emotional occasion.
Everyone buzzing, everyone happy.
(overlapping chatter and cheering)
It's our last day, forget all the arguments.
We do love each other,
and we're just gonna celebrate that together
as one big family.
Jason doesn't really bother with us when we're sober,
it's only when he's drunk.
He feels like I'm someone to fall back on.
Well, wrong girl,
'cause I'm not putting up with it anymore.
Go and fuck yourself.
I like Becca, she's got good banter.
We're just never gonna bang,
so there's no future forward.
This really pissed her off.
I don't know if she felt mugged off,
or if she felt I told her-- I told her the wrong way.
But, she's not happy about me telling her that.
But, I'm just telling her the truth.
Jay is an absolute asshole.
Like, I just haven't got any time for him.
He's pissed us off, he's made us feel realy stupid.
He's definitely not my Jason anymore.
Your back is black. I'm fine.
I know, but your back is black.
Huh? I'm cleaning your back for you.
Are you thick?
I'm fucking standing there, you stupid prick.
Huh?
Shut up.
He doesn't act like he wants to be with her.
He spends most of his time with the lads.
He's a massive flirt.
He's just an overall dickhead,
and she deserves better.
It's just like the same old story like.
She thinks I'd take girls, she gets jealous, she kicks off.
We're having a party, and the last thing
I wanna be doing is listening to Joel
whine on about Sophie.
To be honest, he's acting like a right tit.
But I don't wanna see Sophie getting hurt,
'cause you're not gonna get hurt.
This isn't right.
This is not how relationships fucking work.
Hey, pisshead!
Why the fuck are you storming off?
What is your issue?
Get a fucking grip.
If you're gonna fucking kick off
'cause I looked at another girl--
No, no, it's not-- it's not--
Do ya know what I mean, it's not right, it's not me like.
You're in my house, you're in front of my friends,
you make us look like a dick once a-fucking-gain.
Sophie, it's all in your head.
(arguing)
So I've just made it up, have I?
Have, I, fuck?
'Cause I fucking seen it with these two fucking eyes.
I just-- I don't think I can do this.
No, well, no--
I don't-- I don't think I'm ready for this, babe.
That's fine, that's fine, that's fine.
You fucking dick, fuck that.
I'm finishing you first.
You are not getting one over me.
I can't change the way I am, okay?
That's who I am, okay?
Well, get out, then.
It's over.
Dickhead.
Fuck you, you're not worth it.
And I'm too good for you.
He went, "I don't think it's gonna work."
I went, "Neither do I,
I'm not gonna change, you're not gonna change,
there's your jacket, there's the door."
(girls cheering)
The best thing that could have happened tonight
is Sophie realizing what a fucking utter scumbag
Joel really is.
(girls) Sophie! Sophie! Sophie! Sophie!
I'm thrilled to ribbons.
¶
I'm like the wing woman,
I'm always giving other people advice.
But really, when I get it, nobody really helps me.
He's telling Sophie that he loves me,
and I love him, but we can never be together?
It's like... Shakespeare.
No, fuck off.
I'm not gonna suck you off at your demand.
I do it when I want to.
We are really like Romeo and Juliet.
I don't care.
No, I don't care!
You'll never, ever poke us-- right.
Later on, when you're even drunker, and I seduce you,
you'll do whatever the fuck I want you to.
So, stop acting like you wear the fucking trousers.
(Holly) I keep looking over at James,
and every time he goes near Lucy,
he's kind of backing away from her,
he's not speaking to her.
That is when I know,
fuck, I have got a chance tonight.
This is gonna be my night.
I'm not enjoying myself.
I still don't feel like Vicky likes us.
I really want to sort it out and just clear out the air.
(James) I wouldn't even go there with Vicky, like,
'cause I know once Vicky turns,
she can be fucking nasty, do you know what I mean?
I came here with no friends, I'll leave with none,
simple as that.
I'm your friend.
Vicks, can I have a chat?
Don't do that, don't do it.
I need to. Don't do it.
No, I-- I really need to.
(slurring)
Looks as if she wanted some sort of like,
meaningful conversation.
Well, it's my last night here.
I haven't really got time for this.
No, I need to, Vicky.
Why?
I just wanna have a chat with her.
You go downstairs...
...I'll come down in a second.
Right, no bother.
Yeah.
I've got the world's most drunken boyfriend
to look after, I haven't really got time for this.
So, just, leave us alone.
Yeah, I wanna see my girlfriend right now.
(overlapping chatter)
The last thing you need to do is get involved.
She likes to make people feel very intimidated,
and she's met her match.
That's why she wouldn't have a conversation with us.
I was expecting Gary was gonna pull tonight.
But, it's turned round on him telling us
he loves us.
The crazy thing is, I think I love him too.
(overlapping chatter)
I need to say a few things, Vicky, I really do.
It's-- it's doing my head in.
She doesn't really care about anyone.
All she thinks about is herself,
and I was right all along.
She's not asleep, she's full of shit.
She's lying with her lad, he's full of shit.
She can go and fuck herself.
You just want finalization, closure.
A-ha, just whether we're friends or not,
we need to deal with each other's differences.
But, I can't do that unless she speaks to us.
I don't need her, I've got my friends.
And I've got seven new friends.
I went to go in my room, get sorted and that.
"Can I warm you up, can I get in bed with you?"
I was thinking, fuck, no, not again, huh?
And he kind of doesn't answer me.
I'm like, well, I'm gonna take that as a yes.
(laughing)
Oh, fuck's sake. What?
Fuck it, let's do it.
Mid orgasm, Gary decided to walk in the room.
No! High five.
Five, five, five, five!
What the fuck are you doing?
Please leave us alone!
Hey!
Ah!
Next thing I know, Gary and Charlotte
start getting at it on the other bed.
I'm like, fucking hell, this is like,
if anyone walks in the room, they're gonna get pregnant.
There's pregnancy in the air.
Done the job properly.
Made sure she's leaving with a smile on her face.
This is possibly the perfect ending
to the most perfect experience.
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(Ricci) All sat around in the morning, we had breakfast.
Proper emotional, no one wants to go home.
Pass the sausage.
Shut the fuck up.
Gonna miss you fart in the morning, Charlotte.
Them big loud ones in the morning.
I can hear them from my room,
I think it's an earthquake sometimes.
(laughing)
I am gonna miss the company.
I'm gonna miss waking up in the middle of the night
and realizing Holly and Becca awake,
so let's all have a little chat.
Go to the toilet, there's someone having a poo.
Might just have a poo next to them,
and we'll have a chat.
Go in the shower, and someone's washing their bits,
down below and that, and being like,
"Yeah, I'm washing my bits, too."
Just the company.
¶
I stink.
(panting)
(Sophie) I came in this house with a boyfriend.
I was actually almost faithful.
What the fuck was the point?
Whoa, I'm gonna be a slag.
I'll have to be packing that now, won't I?
Last night, we broke the bed.
You broke the bed? (laughing)
One thing I won't miss is walking into every room,
and you'd end up seeing Vicky and Ricci tashing on.
(shouting)
Whoa, whoa!
(shouting)
(Charlotte) It's over, it's done.
The flame is being burnt out.
It's quite sad, because, I was
actually having a really good time with them all.
Are you gonna be sad?
Yeah, I'm gonna be sad.
Leaving Geordie Shore is always
an emotional time for everyone.
Pretty emotional, innit?
Yeah.
But, it's not the end of me and you,
which is nice.
I've gotta share a ride home like.
Do you wanna get a taxi with me?
Right then, okay.
Yeah. Yeah?
Would you take that over there for us?
But, I'm also keen to see
if what me and Ricci have got is real,
and will survive.
All right, see you later. Bye, Ricci.
I'm gonna miss absolutely everyone.
See ya later.
We are actually, like, all nine of us, good friends.
(all saying goodbyes)
Love you too. We'll see you soon.
See you soon. Later, Vicky.
I'm not gonna miss Becca.
Too different than me.
Too much of a fucking pain in the ass.
(Becca) One dickhead which I won't be seeing,
and that's Vicky.
She's an asshole.
(Vicky) I'm leaving the house with a caring and adoring boyfriend
who I really, really like,
which is exactly the same as how I came in.
But, he's just a totally different guy.
(Ricci) Obviously, I really like her.
Um, I know that she really likes me.
So, hopefully, the future'll be good for both of us.
I really hope I've made the right decision.
And I really hope Ricci's everything I think he is.
I am actually gonna miss everybody.
We've all grew up together,
and we've been through this experience together.
We'll stay friends forever till the end.
(laughing)
At first, like, people didn't really know the real me.
Now, I've came in, and people have accepted us more.
I'm happy, 'cause I feel like everyone knows
the real Sophie.
Gary?
See ya soon. See ya later.
(Jay) We are the most dysfunctional,
incestuous family there could possibly be.
But, do you know what, I wouldn't change it
for the fucking world.
This has been, without a doubt,
one of the best experiences of my life.
I made some longtime friends, I've had loads of laughs,
met some wicked people.
I even got a bang this time.
(honking)
I knew from the minute walking in the door,
that it wasn't gonna be easy,
it was gonna be a rollercoaster.
But, I've stuck it out, I haven't walked,
and I don't regret anything I've done,
'cause I've been myself.
Bye, Holly!
(Holly) Last time when I was in the house,
nobody liked me, I didn't fit in,
and I think I've came back this time,
I've been myself.
It's not often that people do get second chances.
And I got mine.
(honking horn)
Miss Hagan?
Holly has been my best friend in the house.
She's been my rock.
(shouting)
I think she kinda knows how I feel,
and she's a friend for life, and I love her to bits.
(honking) Yeah!
So? (laughing)
Here we are, just me and you.
(Gary) It's come to an end.
I will miss this, I'll miss everyone.
I hate leaving this place.
Fancy a shower?
(laughing)
We might have had our ups and downs,
arguments and making ups.
But, we're all leaving one big family.
Loads of brothers, sisters, cousins,
aunties and uncles...
who all have sex with each other?
After we leave here, I personally don't wanna
see you for ages, but if I do see you,
are we still gonna bang?
Are we? Or something?
It's just what we do, isn't it?
I was expecting to come in, get over Gary,
get into loads of other boys.
But, it's ended up being,
my feelings are stronger for him.
Now, we're in love with each other.
Something always brings it back together.
Something there that's calling--
I can't start seeing her, I'll just hurt her too much.
Bye, bedroom!
Bye, Geordie Shore house.
Bye, beer cans.
Bye, dirty cups!
I'm not gonna miss you.
Bye, Gary.
Only kidding, I was just joking.
Do you wanna go after this?
Ah!
(honking)
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