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We are back in Newcastle,
back in our playground.
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Let the party begin.
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Hi!
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It's a new boy.
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(chanting)
Hey! Hey! Hey!
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What the fuck?
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(Rebecca)
She's got
an attitude.
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I tried to face it,
I slapped her ass.
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Really annoying,
she's like thrush.
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Surprised Anna wanted us
to work for her again,
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to be honest, that's the
best we done last time.
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Does anybody know
how to spray tan?
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I'm his girlfriend.
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He just wants to go out
and pub with the lads.
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(Sophie)
I've been made to
look like a mug.
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She's looking for cock,
preferably my cock.
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I always get
what I want.
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He drops the bombshell
that he wants to go
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to the strip house
with the lads.
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Finished.
Oh, we're
finished, are we?
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You're completely and utterly
fucking replacable.
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(Ricci)
Fucking bitch!
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Hot tub sabotage.
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It's like one
big shit mix.
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What the...?
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...off your cunts.
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Stand up there,
call me fucking fat.
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It is war.
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I'll fucking punch
your head in.
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Fucking leave it.
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I am a Geordie girl
with a V.I.P. edge.
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My biggest fear
is getting wrinkles.
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I've got a banging body
and the banter to match.
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I would never kiss anyone
without a six-pack.
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The hardest graft I've
ever done is doing my hair.
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I could talk the back
legs off a donkey.
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Got the looks, got the
charm, it just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got double F's.
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Geordie Shore
why aye!
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(Sophie)
We all wake up
in the morning,
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and the divide is back,
girls against boys.
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(Gaz)
The girls still
haven't apologized.
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They need to apologize,
or at least say something.
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(Rebecca)
Geordie Shore's
coming to an end,
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and I feel a little
bit sad like.
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The boys are
still furious.
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No one's speaking,
it's just pathetic.
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They just think
everything's fine,
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and we're just gonna
get on with it.
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They can't even bring
themselves to say
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"We were in the
wrong, sorry."
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They can't do it.
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It's coming to an end, all
the lads are gonna go out.
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We're gonna go for a
few rounds of golf.
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All the boys, not to be
near all the lasses,
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just have a
lads day out.
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As a group of lads, I feel
we have bonded well.
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But, I think, if anything,
after the argument last night,
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it's brought us all
a lot closer.
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(laughing)
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Now I'm struggling
a bit, yeah mate.
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It's a lot harder
than I thought.
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(Jay)
James can't
find the ball.
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No wonder he doesn't
bang much.
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(mumbling)
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Definitely not going
there again like.
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I know I said
that last time, but,
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I'm definitely not doing it,
like, definitely not.
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I mean, I'm not like--
I'm not gutted.
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It was just
fucking banter.
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(laughing)
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So, we'll try and
wear the trousers.
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Yeah.
You know what I mean?
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And that proved it,
you know what I mean?
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"Can I go to
the strip house?"
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Speaking to Jay about
me and Vicks.
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Yeah, the other day,
she said it was over.
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You know what I mean,
I was like, right.
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Didn't speak
to her all day.
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I appreciate the lad
for being there for us,
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and giving advice and
stuff, you need that.
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Just be careful and, fucking,
do you know what I mean?
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Yeah.
'Cause she will--
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(overlapping chatter)
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Whoo!
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(phone ringing)
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Hello?
Hi, it's Anna.
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I have two final
jobs for you all.
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Apparently, me, Gaz, Soph,
and Vicks are going to work.
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This is gonna be
awkward as fuck.
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And I've got a spray tan job
for James, Rebecca, and Holly.
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Now, I'll be
over later.
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Oh, really?
See you.
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Bye bye.
Bye Ricci.
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Bye bye.
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Hey lads, we all
gotta work.
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No way.
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The amount of spray
tanning we've done,
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I very much doubt there's a
pale person left in Newcastle.
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You're working with
Holly and Rebecca.
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I'm not working.
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And me and you are
with Vicky and Sophie.
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I'm not looking
forward to work.
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I just wanna get there,
get it done, and get back,
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and just get it
finished ASAP.
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Anna's coming
over as well.
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Anna's gonna go
berserk over the hot tub.
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They've put soda in it,
they've put chairs in it.
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There's fake tan or gravy,
or I don't know what it was,
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there's chocolate sauce.
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It's pathetic.
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They're the ones that
have abused the house.
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So, they're in
all the shit, lads.
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Anna's coming round,
so the best thing to do
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is clean the hot tub.
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No, not yet!
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(Charlotte)
I decided to just
take the job on
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with two marigolds and
a bottle of polish.
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And the boys have still
got their faces up their ass.
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So now, me and Gary
aren't the otters
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sharing a log anymore.
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Me and Gary are the otters
on the separate logs.
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Why did we do this?
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Ugh!
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I've got
soggy sock.
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Oh, no!
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We need to fucking
clean this thing.
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(girls screaming)
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All done?
High five, yeah!
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They can stop crying,
joke's over.
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The hot tub's back.
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Me, James, and Rebecca
are going spray tanning.
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Where do we turn up?
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Outside a fucking
dance school.
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Hot, skinny
girls in there.
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Obviously, James' type.
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This isn't making me feel
very good right now.
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(James)
Anna's definitely saved
the best job for last.
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All these birds,
litte dancers,
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nice bodies and that,
they're all pretty fit.
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James, you just stand there
and chat the girls up,
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and look pretty while
we do all the graft.
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All right, if I knew I
was spray tanning girls,
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I would have dressed
up a bit.
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I think Holly's getting
a bit jealous of me
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cracking on with
these birds like.
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Where in Newcastle
are you from?
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No, not actually
Newcastle-- Consett,
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Do you know
where that is?
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She's starting to go
a bit green like,
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so, I don't know
if that's jealousy,
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or just a cheap,
fake tan.
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(Holly)
I look like shit.
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I feel the most disgusted
I've ever felt
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in my entire life
next to these girls.
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I'm really quite jealous
right now, if I'm honest.
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He obviously doesn't
see me like that.
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I may as well just forget
about the whole thing.
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Me and James,
it's over.
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Is this all behind,
we're all gonna go out
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and have a good
night tonight?
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We're gonna be
friends again.
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The girls have
really pissed us off,
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but it's come to the end
of Geordie Shore now.
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So, I just want everyone
to be mates again,
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and leave here happy.
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Oh!
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(girls)
Aw!
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Before you know it,
they'll be banging again.
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On the way to work, Gaz sits
in between me and Vicky.
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It's awkward as fuck.
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We've never really
argued, really.
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Uh, but I've massively seen
a different side of her.
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(Vicky)
I'm tired, I'm cold.
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The last thing I wanna do
is go and stand around
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in the middle of town and
hand out fucking fliers
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for a fucking
spray tan.
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Come on, Ricci.
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Already,
he looks bored.
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(Ricci)
Anna's got me wearing
this stupid sandwich board
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in the middle of
Newcastle, proper busy.
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I look like an
absolute tit.
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(Gaz)
That is fucking comedy.
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I've never been so
embarrassed in my life.
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Get your canny
tanny here!
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Look at Ricci, man!
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(Vicky)
It's awkward and awful,
because Ricci's not speaking
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to me, and I'm not
speaking to Ricci.
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And he's got his little
best mate Gary there.
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It is the funniest
thing I've ever seen.
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(Vicky)
It's just awful, the
atmosphere's horrendous.
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(doorbell ringing)
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It's so cold,
isn't it?
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Hello!
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I've brought you a nice
little drink there.
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Gonna be nice to
us today then?
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Yes.
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She's got decent
sized bottles
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of champagne
in her hand.
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You can have a wee
party tomorrow,
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with it being
your last day.
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And no more work,
you're finished.
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(girls cheering)
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Thank fuck for that.
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If I ever have to do
another spray tan again,
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I think I'd rather
vomit and lick it up.
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(Anna)
Ching ching.
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You ready for a party?
Yes!
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Tomorrow, a party.
Tomorrow night.
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She doesn't wanna
work with me,
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'cause how I do
shit spray tans,
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hardly ever turn up,
we're always hung over.
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My dear.
Thank you.
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Take care.
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(Vicky)
I'm pleased seeing
the back of Anna.
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She's a great boss
and a lovely bird,
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but I just don't
really like work.
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Don't break anything.
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Jay!
Jay!
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I'm only kidding, Anna.
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(coughing)
I just-- just choked
on the bubbles!
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(Jay)
All the lads
are single,
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we're gonna have
a lads night out.
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Ricci's giving it the biggen,
and he's finished with Vicky.
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There's one thing on his
mind, which is go out,
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and pull birds.
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I'm just gonna have a wicked
last night out with the boys,
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and just absolutely
smash it.
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(laughing)
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I came into Geordie Shore
wanting to build bonds
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with the girls.
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Now, the bonds have
been broken,
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I am a little
bit gutted.
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I just wanna
clear the air
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and get back friends
with Sophie.
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I'm about to go out.
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Can I sort everything out
before I go out, like,
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(James)
I did take it a
little bit too far
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with some of
the comments.
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I was just
pissed off.
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But you actually
hurt my feelings.
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I didn't--
I didn't mean it.
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You're one of my best
friends, and you stand there
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calling us fat.
251
00:10:45,911 --> 00:10:48,544
It wasn't directly at you,
do you know what I mean?
252
00:10:48,546 --> 00:10:50,846
(overlapping arguing)
253
00:10:50,848 --> 00:10:53,448
I think she is being
a bit over the top like,
254
00:10:53,450 --> 00:10:55,183
but I am feeling
pretty bad for it.
255
00:10:55,185 --> 00:10:56,450
Honestly, I had
respect for all yous,
256
00:10:56,452 --> 00:10:58,485
and I thought yous
had respect for us.
257
00:10:58,487 --> 00:10:59,419
I have respect
for you.
258
00:10:59,421 --> 00:11:01,320
But yous trashed
the whole hot tub,
259
00:11:01,322 --> 00:11:02,988
when you know we get
in it all the time.
260
00:11:02,990 --> 00:11:06,157
James is actually one of my
best lad mates in the house,
261
00:11:06,159 --> 00:11:10,060
and I can't believe he's acted
like a total fucking prick.
262
00:11:10,062 --> 00:11:13,863
Never again call girls,
please, please.
263
00:11:13,865 --> 00:11:16,498
It's just like, one of
them things, you like--
264
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,199
if you have an argument
with a bird, and like,
265
00:11:18,201 --> 00:11:19,833
you hear people have
arguments, and they
266
00:11:19,835 --> 00:11:20,733
call them a slag.
267
00:11:20,735 --> 00:11:22,735
It's just-- I didn't
mean anything by it.
268
00:11:22,737 --> 00:11:25,404
He's actually went out of
his way to stay behind
269
00:11:25,406 --> 00:11:27,372
on a night out and
apologize to us,
270
00:11:27,374 --> 00:11:29,273
which I'll give him
his dues for.
271
00:11:29,275 --> 00:11:30,574
You look nice,
James.
272
00:11:30,576 --> 00:11:31,441
Thank you,
so do yous.
273
00:11:31,443 --> 00:11:33,576
You both look beautiful
and very slim.
274
00:11:33,578 --> 00:11:34,677
Thanks, James.
275
00:11:34,679 --> 00:11:35,611
(laughing)
276
00:11:35,613 --> 00:11:38,480
Fuck off.
Fuck yous.
277
00:11:38,482 --> 00:11:41,616
I'll see you
soon, mate.
278
00:11:52,260 --> 00:11:54,561
He's giving the biggen, he's
like, "We're all single now,
279
00:11:54,563 --> 00:11:55,728
it's all lads
night out."
280
00:11:55,730 --> 00:11:58,497
It's gonna be interesting
to see how long this lasts,
281
00:11:58,499 --> 00:12:01,299
and if he can
live up to it.
282
00:12:05,170 --> 00:12:07,571
If I see him kiss
someone else,
283
00:12:07,573 --> 00:12:09,339
I'd be lying
if I said
284
00:12:09,341 --> 00:12:12,008
it wasn't gonna
absolutely break my heart.
285
00:12:12,010 --> 00:12:16,278
(overlapping chatter)
286
00:12:16,280 --> 00:12:19,114
And you can never,
ever underestimate
287
00:12:19,116 --> 00:12:22,517
just how easily swayed
a silly little boy is.
288
00:12:22,519 --> 00:12:25,286
Have you seen that?
289
00:12:25,288 --> 00:12:28,322
His fucking nipples
are blond!
290
00:12:28,324 --> 00:12:29,323
(overlapping chatter)
291
00:12:29,325 --> 00:12:32,559
Hey, lads, here's to
a really good night.
292
00:12:32,561 --> 00:12:35,562
(cheering and laughing)
293
00:12:35,564 --> 00:12:37,730
Hey, lads.
294
00:12:37,732 --> 00:12:41,767
¶
295
00:12:48,141 --> 00:12:49,808
Lock up your sons,
lock up your dads,
296
00:12:49,810 --> 00:12:51,643
lock up your granddads,
no one's safe,
297
00:12:51,645 --> 00:12:55,079
'cause I, tonight,
am pulling.
298
00:13:01,586 --> 00:13:02,986
Oh!
299
00:13:02,988 --> 00:13:04,587
Save it.
300
00:13:04,589 --> 00:13:07,389
We're in Floritas, we're
drinking crazy cocktails.
301
00:13:07,391 --> 00:13:09,824
Shit's going down, there's
no Gary to distract me.
302
00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:11,458
There's no Jay
to distract Becca,
303
00:13:11,460 --> 00:13:13,126
there's no James to
distract Holly,
304
00:13:13,128 --> 00:13:14,494
there's no Ricci
to distract Vicky,
305
00:13:14,496 --> 00:13:17,730
and there's no twat-face
Joel to distract Sophie.
306
00:13:17,732 --> 00:13:21,066
We're on a
fucking mission.
307
00:13:22,501 --> 00:13:24,134
I'm so excited
for tonight.
308
00:13:24,136 --> 00:13:26,836
I've got me wing woman,
Vicky, she's single.
309
00:13:26,838 --> 00:13:29,538
She'll be getting the cock
left, right, and center.
310
00:13:29,540 --> 00:13:31,806
There'll be cock
coming from all angles,
311
00:13:31,808 --> 00:13:34,675
poking us in the eye
and everything.
312
00:13:44,786 --> 00:13:47,521
Aw, fuck off!
313
00:13:50,191 --> 00:13:52,692
Oh, no...
314
00:13:54,628 --> 00:13:56,795
I do like spending
time with James.
315
00:13:56,797 --> 00:13:57,862
I enjoy being
around him.
316
00:13:57,864 --> 00:14:03,300
It's the case of you always
want what you can't have.
317
00:14:12,243 --> 00:14:16,579
What is happening
with me and Gary?
318
00:14:16,581 --> 00:14:20,649
I've come to the
point where...
319
00:14:22,118 --> 00:14:24,085
Pffft.
320
00:14:24,087 --> 00:14:27,321
¶
321
00:14:27,323 --> 00:14:29,456
We're having the
time of our lives,
322
00:14:29,458 --> 00:14:31,524
waiting for all the
new cock to come,
323
00:14:31,526 --> 00:14:36,295
And then, the old
cock arrive, our lads.
324
00:14:36,529 --> 00:14:38,496
(Sophie)
We're all having a
little dance and things.
325
00:14:38,498 --> 00:14:40,664
The boys seem like they're
fine with us now.
326
00:14:40,666 --> 00:14:43,099
They forgot about the
whole sabotage thing,
327
00:14:43,101 --> 00:14:45,434
and the whole kicking
off with each other.
328
00:14:45,436 --> 00:14:49,771
Everyone just seems
like the way it began,
329
00:14:49,773 --> 00:14:52,707
good mates.
330
00:14:56,411 --> 00:14:57,778
(Vicky)
I'm giving
it the biggen.
331
00:14:57,780 --> 00:14:59,446
I'm free, single,
ready to mingle.
332
00:14:59,448 --> 00:15:01,381
I have no doubt that Ricci
would have been doing
333
00:15:01,383 --> 00:15:03,116
exactly the same
thing as I was doing,
334
00:15:03,118 --> 00:15:04,183
giving it the biggen
at the lads
335
00:15:04,185 --> 00:15:05,617
about how he's gonna
be bopping the birds
336
00:15:05,619 --> 00:15:08,319
and lads banter
and blah, blah, blah.
337
00:15:08,321 --> 00:15:09,687
The fact of the matter
is the minute he walks
338
00:15:09,689 --> 00:15:13,257
in that club, we're drawn
to each other like magnets.
339
00:15:17,328 --> 00:15:21,064
There he is, slavering
all over Vicky again.
340
00:15:24,068 --> 00:15:25,768
He just does
anything she says,
341
00:15:25,770 --> 00:15:29,037
it's fucking
embarrassing.
342
00:15:30,606 --> 00:15:31,639
How does that look
with the boys?
343
00:15:31,641 --> 00:15:33,107
We're sitting there going,
is he fucking serious?
344
00:15:33,109 --> 00:15:34,608
He's out with the lads,
and he's running back to her?
345
00:15:34,610 --> 00:15:36,610
I think that did piss me,
James and Jay off a little bit.
346
00:15:36,612 --> 00:15:39,746
He'll come crawling back,
he'll come crawling back.
347
00:15:39,748 --> 00:15:42,115
It's embarrassing,
it's embarrassing.
348
00:15:42,117 --> 00:15:43,249
I don't want
any other girl.
349
00:15:43,251 --> 00:15:45,184
You hurt my feeling--
I do not want
350
00:15:45,186 --> 00:15:46,351
any other
fucking girl.
351
00:15:46,353 --> 00:15:48,519
We've had a couple
drinks, and,
352
00:15:48,521 --> 00:15:51,188
I think we both
want to resolve this.
353
00:15:51,190 --> 00:15:53,290
What I really wanna
say is I'm sorry.
354
00:15:53,292 --> 00:15:55,825
And it takes me a couple
minutes to work up to that,
355
00:15:55,827 --> 00:15:59,528
because I'm a very
proud person.
356
00:15:59,530 --> 00:16:02,998
But, I'm sorry
that I finished him.
357
00:16:05,601 --> 00:16:11,105
Now, she's stuck to Ricci
like flies on shit.
358
00:16:11,107 --> 00:16:12,940
I've lost me
wing woman.
359
00:16:12,942 --> 00:16:14,608
Brilliant.
360
00:16:14,610 --> 00:16:17,277
I feel very proud
of myself,
361
00:16:17,279 --> 00:16:19,479
and I feel
proud of Ricci.
362
00:16:19,481 --> 00:16:22,415
I'm just really happy
I can kiss him again.
363
00:16:22,417 --> 00:16:24,216
What happened to
single Vicky?
364
00:16:24,218 --> 00:16:28,687
It lasted approximately
20 minutes.
365
00:16:29,221 --> 00:16:33,157
I knew fine well that
she'd regret what she did.
366
00:16:33,159 --> 00:16:38,162
We'd eventually sort it out,
one way or another.
367
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:43,200
¶
368
00:16:45,303 --> 00:16:46,636
Ah, Gary!
369
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,539
He's sucking my ass!
370
00:16:49,541 --> 00:16:50,840
(laughing)
371
00:16:50,842 --> 00:16:53,342
Oh, what the fuck?
372
00:16:53,344 --> 00:16:56,011
The toilet!
373
00:17:02,852 --> 00:17:06,054
Guys, look at this,
come and look at this.
374
00:17:06,056 --> 00:17:08,222
(laughing)
375
00:17:08,224 --> 00:17:09,289
Is that the shite--
376
00:17:09,291 --> 00:17:12,592
Oh, what the fuck,
that is disgusting.
377
00:17:12,594 --> 00:17:14,060
That really turns us on,
it's what I like,
378
00:17:14,062 --> 00:17:17,163
I mean, that could be
my future girlfriend.
379
00:17:17,165 --> 00:17:17,730
Hm!
380
00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,565
A little football?
381
00:17:19,567 --> 00:17:20,799
A game of
football.
382
00:17:20,801 --> 00:17:24,235
With what I got, some
suede shoes on like.
383
00:17:24,237 --> 00:17:25,202
Could be a bit
dangerous.
384
00:17:25,204 --> 00:17:28,438
Me and Holly, definitely
not going there again like.
385
00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:32,275
I'm definitely not doing it
like, definitely not.
386
00:17:35,112 --> 00:17:37,313
(Vicky)
After seeing Jay
bite your ass...
387
00:17:37,315 --> 00:17:38,347
Ow, it really hurt.
388
00:17:38,349 --> 00:17:39,481
You're a mug,
by the way.
389
00:17:39,483 --> 00:17:41,349
Mine and Jay's,
like, little thing
390
00:17:41,351 --> 00:17:43,884
that we've got going on,
it doesn't make any sense.
391
00:17:43,886 --> 00:17:47,220
Really, like, it's as soon
as he's had a drink,
392
00:17:47,222 --> 00:17:48,888
when his love goggles
come out, and he's like,
393
00:17:48,890 --> 00:17:50,990
"Oh yeah, Becca, like,
let's kiss," and all this.
394
00:17:50,992 --> 00:17:53,792
(Vicky)
When he is here, all you
do is-- all you do is make
395
00:17:53,794 --> 00:17:57,162
him cheese sandwiches
and show him your ass.
396
00:17:58,831 --> 00:18:00,731
I don't understand him.
397
00:18:08,206 --> 00:18:09,639
I think Ricci's
in the fuck hut.
398
00:18:09,641 --> 00:18:13,376
I wanna see
what he's doing.
399
00:18:14,378 --> 00:18:15,811
Ricci?
400
00:18:15,813 --> 00:18:17,979
You asleep
already?
401
00:18:17,981 --> 00:18:20,081
You okay, babe?
402
00:18:20,083 --> 00:18:23,050
Sexy time
for Ricci.
403
00:18:26,254 --> 00:18:26,753
(whispering)
404
00:18:26,755 --> 00:18:28,755
Honestly, he was getting
all fucking biggens,
405
00:18:28,757 --> 00:18:31,224
all going out and
pulling all this shit.
406
00:18:31,226 --> 00:18:33,659
The minute you seen her,
you run over to her?
407
00:18:33,661 --> 00:18:37,696
She's definitely in the
fuck hut with Ricci.
408
00:19:14,233 --> 00:19:18,469
He's gonna regret
it so much.
409
00:19:21,873 --> 00:19:26,109
Poor Ricci, might have
a small dicky.
410
00:19:26,111 --> 00:19:33,015
But Vicky will licky
the dicky clean.
411
00:19:35,585 --> 00:19:41,222
¶
412
00:19:44,459 --> 00:19:46,493
(groaning)
413
00:19:47,294 --> 00:19:51,463
You're so naughty,
you're so naughty.
414
00:19:54,099 --> 00:19:55,332
So last night,
me and Vicky
415
00:19:55,334 --> 00:19:58,435
were gonna be pulling
all this new cock.
416
00:19:58,437 --> 00:20:01,371
But, Vicky ended
up hitching a ride
417
00:20:01,373 --> 00:20:04,073
on the old cock.
418
00:20:06,709 --> 00:20:10,478
(sighing)
Oi, man, for fuck's sake.
419
00:20:13,515 --> 00:20:15,716
You would actually
think he was a virgin,
420
00:20:15,718 --> 00:20:18,719
the way he's going on.
421
00:20:20,054 --> 00:20:22,822
You got like nothing
living with James, Holly?
422
00:20:22,824 --> 00:20:25,825
I've been able to see him
every day and like, perv.
423
00:20:25,827 --> 00:20:28,561
I think it'll be good,
'cause then I won't get
424
00:20:28,563 --> 00:20:29,628
to see him every
day and perv.
425
00:20:29,630 --> 00:20:32,163
Holly obviously still
fancies James.
426
00:20:32,165 --> 00:20:34,598
Do you like-- do you
wanna shag James again?
427
00:20:34,600 --> 00:20:37,367
Do you wanna go
with him again?
428
00:20:45,509 --> 00:20:48,577
I got that
a lot like.
429
00:20:56,118 --> 00:20:57,618
(laughing)
430
00:20:57,620 --> 00:20:59,419
I'm still really
confused about Gary.
431
00:20:59,421 --> 00:21:01,120
I don't know what's
going on.
432
00:21:01,122 --> 00:21:02,621
I don't think
I ever will.
433
00:21:02,623 --> 00:21:04,255
I think it'll
take one to get in
434
00:21:04,257 --> 00:21:07,725
a really serious relationship
before it ever stops.
435
00:21:07,727 --> 00:21:11,361
And probably still then,
we'll still end up banging.
436
00:21:11,363 --> 00:21:12,495
Shut the fuck up!
437
00:21:12,497 --> 00:21:15,264
Me and Gary haven't
come to a verdict,
438
00:21:15,266 --> 00:21:16,365
we haven't made
a decision.
439
00:21:16,367 --> 00:21:18,867
We don't know what's
happening with each other.
440
00:21:18,869 --> 00:21:20,735
Mug-- what, you think
I'm gonna cheat
441
00:21:20,737 --> 00:21:22,770
on my fiance for you?
442
00:21:22,772 --> 00:21:23,570
You never know.
443
00:21:23,572 --> 00:21:25,271
You'd cheat on your
fiance for me?
444
00:21:25,273 --> 00:21:27,706
Me and Charlotte can't
have a serious conversation.
445
00:21:27,708 --> 00:21:29,240
So, we're sitting there,
446
00:21:29,242 --> 00:21:32,042
and just laughing,
and just can't do it.
447
00:21:32,044 --> 00:21:34,844
Why do we never, ever
resolve anything?
448
00:21:34,846 --> 00:21:37,546
I can't believe--
like, listen to them.
449
00:21:37,548 --> 00:21:39,247
Ricci and Vicky banging
while we're having
450
00:21:39,249 --> 00:21:41,816
this conversation
is a little weird.
451
00:21:41,818 --> 00:21:43,217
I look to the side
452
00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:46,687
and notice the
fuck hut's moving.
453
00:21:47,755 --> 00:21:48,921
Come on,
Vicky and Ricci.
454
00:21:48,923 --> 00:21:52,491
Me and Gary are gonna be having
a serious discussion here.
455
00:21:52,493 --> 00:21:54,759
Top and bottom of it is
we're always gonna end up
456
00:21:54,761 --> 00:21:55,593
banging at some point.
457
00:21:55,595 --> 00:21:58,429
We're just like them two
little simple otters,
458
00:21:58,431 --> 00:22:00,330
back on that
same old log,
459
00:22:00,332 --> 00:22:04,200
but nowhere near to building
our otter home together.
460
00:22:04,202 --> 00:22:06,535
We can't just be
friends and not do it,
461
00:22:06,537 --> 00:22:08,770
'cause that's what our
friendship is based on.
462
00:22:08,772 --> 00:22:10,605
To be fair, me and Charlotte
will probably just end up
463
00:22:10,607 --> 00:22:12,340
getting married
in ten, 15 years.
464
00:22:12,342 --> 00:22:15,343
I just feel like
it's deja vu.
465
00:22:15,345 --> 00:22:17,511
We've had this chat about
9,000 times already.
466
00:22:17,513 --> 00:22:20,747
Thousands and
thousands of times.
467
00:22:27,488 --> 00:22:28,621
Last night in
Geordie Shore,
468
00:22:28,623 --> 00:22:30,556
we're gonna throw a
big fuck off party,
469
00:22:30,558 --> 00:22:33,358
get all our friends
round, some birds,
470
00:22:33,360 --> 00:22:37,095
fuck 'em all, and hopefully
go out with a bang.
471
00:22:47,606 --> 00:22:50,174
We've got a DJ,
472
00:22:50,176 --> 00:22:51,341
loads of drinks.
473
00:22:51,343 --> 00:22:53,276
We're bringing all
of our friends,
474
00:22:53,278 --> 00:22:56,812
what more
could you want?
475
00:22:56,814 --> 00:22:58,046
Fucking hell!
476
00:22:58,048 --> 00:23:00,615
When the doorbell goes,
Joel is the first person
477
00:23:00,617 --> 00:23:01,549
to walk through.
478
00:23:01,551 --> 00:23:02,850
It's the best
thing ever.
479
00:23:02,852 --> 00:23:06,186
Like, I'm so excited the
smile is back on my face.
480
00:23:06,188 --> 00:23:08,588
I am so happy
to see him.
481
00:23:08,590 --> 00:23:10,723
Joel turns up
in a t-shirt
482
00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:12,691
that read "male model."
483
00:23:12,693 --> 00:23:14,392
Are you taking
a fucking piss?
484
00:23:14,394 --> 00:23:16,427
It's fucking ridiculous,
it's a lie,
485
00:23:16,429 --> 00:23:17,327
it's a blatant lie.
486
00:23:17,329 --> 00:23:19,162
You'd get done for
false advertising you,
487
00:23:19,164 --> 00:23:21,564
you fucking scruffy
little bastard.
488
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:27,036
Joel, if I'm honest,
is a prick.
489
00:23:27,038 --> 00:23:31,073
¶
490
00:23:33,376 --> 00:23:35,510
I've got a little mission
of my own tonight,
491
00:23:35,512 --> 00:23:39,547
and that's to finish what
I started with James.
492
00:23:39,549 --> 00:23:41,248
But, what happens?
493
00:23:41,250 --> 00:23:43,283
Lucy walks in
the fucking door.
494
00:23:43,285 --> 00:23:46,185
I tell you, I am not
having her coming in here.
495
00:23:46,187 --> 00:23:48,487
You've banged him
three times now.
496
00:23:48,489 --> 00:23:52,257
Fucking stop
being greedy.
497
00:23:59,598 --> 00:24:00,631
Am I gonna
bang Holly?
498
00:24:00,633 --> 00:24:03,400
I'm looking around,
nothing else.
499
00:24:09,707 --> 00:24:12,408
We'll see?
500
00:24:23,319 --> 00:24:25,520
Hurry, you mugs!
501
00:24:27,656 --> 00:24:28,722
Fireworks going off,
502
00:24:28,724 --> 00:24:30,790
just an emotional
occasion.
503
00:24:30,792 --> 00:24:33,092
Everyone buzzing,
everyone happy.
504
00:24:33,094 --> 00:24:36,595
(overlapping chatter
and cheering)
505
00:24:38,030 --> 00:24:39,797
It's our last day, forget
all the arguments.
506
00:24:39,799 --> 00:24:40,697
We do love
each other,
507
00:24:40,699 --> 00:24:43,466
and we're just gonna
celebrate that together
508
00:24:43,468 --> 00:24:46,502
as one big family.
509
00:25:07,624 --> 00:25:11,393
Jason doesn't really bother
with us when we're sober,
510
00:25:11,395 --> 00:25:14,329
it's only when
he's drunk.
511
00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:22,436
He feels like I'm
someone to fall back on.
512
00:25:22,438 --> 00:25:23,303
Well, wrong girl,
513
00:25:23,305 --> 00:25:25,505
'cause I'm not putting
up with it anymore.
514
00:25:25,507 --> 00:25:28,341
Go and fuck
yourself.
515
00:25:49,262 --> 00:25:51,730
I like Becca, she's
got good banter.
516
00:25:51,732 --> 00:25:53,531
We're just never
gonna bang,
517
00:25:53,533 --> 00:25:56,200
so there's no
future forward.
518
00:26:00,972 --> 00:26:02,973
This really
pissed her off.
519
00:26:02,975 --> 00:26:04,140
I don't know if she
felt mugged off,
520
00:26:04,142 --> 00:26:06,442
or if she felt I told her--
I told her the wrong way.
521
00:26:06,444 --> 00:26:09,445
But, she's not happy
about me telling her that.
522
00:26:09,447 --> 00:26:12,080
But, I'm just telling
her the truth.
523
00:26:13,082 --> 00:26:15,683
Jay is an
absolute asshole.
524
00:26:15,685 --> 00:26:17,785
Like, I just haven't
got any time for him.
525
00:26:17,787 --> 00:26:21,388
He's pissed us off, he's
made us feel realy stupid.
526
00:26:24,458 --> 00:26:28,561
He's definitely not
my Jason anymore.
527
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,732
Your back is black.
I'm fine.
528
00:26:33,734 --> 00:26:35,166
I know, but your
back is black.
529
00:26:35,168 --> 00:26:39,336
Huh?
I'm cleaning your
back for you.
530
00:26:46,243 --> 00:26:47,176
Are you thick?
531
00:26:47,178 --> 00:26:50,679
I'm fucking standing
there, you stupid prick.
532
00:26:50,681 --> 00:26:52,947
Huh?
533
00:26:56,384 --> 00:26:58,418
Shut up.
534
00:26:59,019 --> 00:27:01,487
He doesn't act like
he wants to be with her.
535
00:27:01,489 --> 00:27:04,056
He spends most of his
time with the lads.
536
00:27:04,058 --> 00:27:06,558
He's a massive flirt.
537
00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,060
He's just an
overall dickhead,
538
00:27:09,062 --> 00:27:10,027
and she deserves better.
539
00:27:10,029 --> 00:27:12,329
It's just like the
same old story like.
540
00:27:12,331 --> 00:27:17,067
She thinks I'd take girls, she
gets jealous, she kicks off.
541
00:27:17,601 --> 00:27:19,703
We're having a party,
and the last thing
542
00:27:19,705 --> 00:27:21,471
I wanna be doing
is listening to Joel
543
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,606
whine on about Sophie.
544
00:27:31,114 --> 00:27:33,582
To be honest, he's acting
like a right tit.
545
00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:35,817
But I don't wanna
see Sophie getting hurt,
546
00:27:35,819 --> 00:27:37,451
'cause you're not
gonna get hurt.
547
00:27:37,453 --> 00:27:38,351
This isn't right.
548
00:27:38,353 --> 00:27:42,221
This is not how
relationships fucking work.
549
00:27:42,223 --> 00:27:44,723
Hey, pisshead!
550
00:27:44,725 --> 00:27:47,425
Why the fuck are
you storming off?
551
00:27:47,427 --> 00:27:49,693
What is your issue?
552
00:27:49,695 --> 00:27:51,728
Get a fucking grip.
553
00:27:51,730 --> 00:27:53,262
If you're gonna
fucking kick off
554
00:27:53,264 --> 00:27:54,496
'cause I looked
at another girl--
555
00:27:54,498 --> 00:27:55,463
No, no, it's not--
it's not--
556
00:27:55,465 --> 00:27:57,331
Do ya know what I mean, it's
not right, it's not me like.
557
00:27:57,333 --> 00:27:59,933
You're in my house, you're
in front of my friends,
558
00:27:59,935 --> 00:28:03,536
you make us look like a
dick once a-fucking-gain.
559
00:28:03,538 --> 00:28:05,571
Sophie, it's all
in your head.
560
00:28:05,573 --> 00:28:06,738
(arguing)
561
00:28:06,740 --> 00:28:09,140
So I've just made
it up, have I?
562
00:28:09,142 --> 00:28:09,707
Have, I, fuck?
563
00:28:09,709 --> 00:28:12,176
'Cause I fucking seen it
with these two fucking eyes.
564
00:28:12,178 --> 00:28:15,078
I just-- I don't
think I can do this.
565
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:15,678
No, well, no--
566
00:28:15,680 --> 00:28:17,646
I don't-- I don't think
I'm ready for this, babe.
567
00:28:17,648 --> 00:28:19,681
That's fine, that's fine,
that's fine.
568
00:28:19,683 --> 00:28:22,450
You fucking dick,
fuck that.
569
00:28:22,452 --> 00:28:23,684
I'm finishing you first.
570
00:28:23,686 --> 00:28:25,185
You are not getting
one over me.
571
00:28:25,187 --> 00:28:27,320
I can't change the
way I am, okay?
572
00:28:27,322 --> 00:28:28,521
That's who
I am, okay?
573
00:28:28,523 --> 00:28:30,089
Well, get out, then.
574
00:28:30,091 --> 00:28:31,423
It's over.
575
00:28:31,425 --> 00:28:32,557
Dickhead.
576
00:28:32,559 --> 00:28:36,427
Fuck you, you're
not worth it.
577
00:28:36,429 --> 00:28:39,730
And I'm too
good for you.
578
00:28:39,732 --> 00:28:41,531
He went, "I don't
think it's gonna work."
579
00:28:41,533 --> 00:28:42,365
I went, "Neither do I,
580
00:28:42,367 --> 00:28:44,400
I'm not gonna change,
you're not gonna change,
581
00:28:44,402 --> 00:28:46,435
there's your jacket,
there's the door."
582
00:28:46,437 --> 00:28:47,869
(girls cheering)
583
00:28:47,871 --> 00:28:51,305
The best thing that could
have happened tonight
584
00:28:51,307 --> 00:28:55,776
is Sophie realizing what
a fucking utter scumbag
585
00:28:55,778 --> 00:28:56,643
Joel really is.
586
00:28:56,645 --> 00:29:01,080
(girls)
Sophie! Sophie!
Sophie! Sophie!
587
00:29:01,082 --> 00:29:02,514
I'm thrilled
to ribbons.
588
00:29:02,516 --> 00:29:08,253
¶
589
00:29:30,309 --> 00:29:31,309
I'm like the
wing woman,
590
00:29:31,311 --> 00:29:32,877
I'm always giving
other people advice.
591
00:29:32,879 --> 00:29:38,048
But really, when I get it,
nobody really helps me.
592
00:29:42,086 --> 00:29:44,854
He's telling Sophie
that he loves me,
593
00:29:44,856 --> 00:29:49,491
and I love him, but we
can never be together?
594
00:29:49,493 --> 00:29:52,560
It's like...
Shakespeare.
595
00:29:55,297 --> 00:29:56,096
No, fuck off.
596
00:29:56,098 --> 00:29:58,798
I'm not gonna suck you
off at your demand.
597
00:29:58,800 --> 00:29:59,732
I do it when
I want to.
598
00:29:59,734 --> 00:30:02,968
We are really like
Romeo and Juliet.
599
00:30:03,736 --> 00:30:05,169
I don't care.
600
00:30:05,171 --> 00:30:08,138
No,
I don't care!
601
00:30:08,140 --> 00:30:09,439
You'll never, ever
poke us-- right.
602
00:30:09,441 --> 00:30:13,176
Later on, when you're even
drunker, and I seduce you,
603
00:30:13,178 --> 00:30:15,211
you'll do whatever the
fuck I want you to.
604
00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:19,215
So, stop acting like you
wear the fucking trousers.
605
00:30:20,584 --> 00:30:22,618
(Holly)
I keep looking
over at James,
606
00:30:22,620 --> 00:30:25,153
and every time he
goes near Lucy,
607
00:30:25,155 --> 00:30:27,388
he's kind of backing
away from her,
608
00:30:27,390 --> 00:30:28,655
he's not
speaking to her.
609
00:30:28,657 --> 00:30:30,490
That is when I know,
610
00:30:30,492 --> 00:30:32,725
fuck, I have got
a chance tonight.
611
00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:36,228
This is gonna
be my night.
612
00:31:00,386 --> 00:31:02,186
I'm not enjoying
myself.
613
00:31:02,188 --> 00:31:04,454
I still don't feel
like Vicky likes us.
614
00:31:04,456 --> 00:31:08,191
I really want to sort it out
and just clear out the air.
615
00:31:20,137 --> 00:31:22,104
(James)
I wouldn't even go
there with Vicky, like,
616
00:31:22,106 --> 00:31:23,738
'cause I know once
Vicky turns,
617
00:31:23,740 --> 00:31:25,639
she can be fucking nasty,
do you know what I mean?
618
00:31:25,641 --> 00:31:28,341
I came here with no friends,
I'll leave with none,
619
00:31:28,343 --> 00:31:29,375
simple as that.
620
00:31:29,377 --> 00:31:32,044
I'm your friend.
621
00:31:37,050 --> 00:31:39,284
Vicks, can I
have a chat?
622
00:31:40,119 --> 00:31:41,686
Don't do that,
don't do it.
623
00:31:41,688 --> 00:31:43,054
I need to.
Don't do it.
624
00:31:43,056 --> 00:31:44,755
No, I-- I really
need to.
625
00:31:44,757 --> 00:31:45,455
(slurring)
626
00:31:45,457 --> 00:31:47,490
Looks as if she wanted
some sort of like,
627
00:31:47,492 --> 00:31:49,091
meaningful conversation.
628
00:31:49,093 --> 00:31:50,358
Well, it's my
last night here.
629
00:31:50,360 --> 00:31:52,193
I haven't really got
time for this.
630
00:31:52,195 --> 00:31:54,094
No, I need to,
Vicky.
631
00:31:54,096 --> 00:31:54,627
Why?
632
00:31:54,629 --> 00:31:56,428
I just wanna have
a chat with her.
633
00:31:56,430 --> 00:31:58,496
You go downstairs...
634
00:31:58,498 --> 00:31:59,830
...I'll come down
in a second.
635
00:31:59,832 --> 00:32:01,231
Right, no bother.
636
00:32:01,233 --> 00:32:03,333
Yeah.
637
00:32:03,335 --> 00:32:05,101
I've got the world's
most drunken boyfriend
638
00:32:05,103 --> 00:32:08,304
to look after, I haven't
really got time for this.
639
00:32:08,306 --> 00:32:10,339
So, just, leave
us alone.
640
00:32:10,341 --> 00:32:12,708
Yeah, I wanna see my
girlfriend right now.
641
00:32:12,710 --> 00:32:15,477
(overlapping chatter)
642
00:32:15,479 --> 00:32:17,412
The last thing you need
to do is get involved.
643
00:32:17,414 --> 00:32:20,515
She likes to make people
feel very intimidated,
644
00:32:20,517 --> 00:32:21,616
and she's met
her match.
645
00:32:21,618 --> 00:32:25,286
That's why she wouldn't
have a conversation with us.
646
00:32:27,789 --> 00:32:31,525
I was expecting Gary
was gonna pull tonight.
647
00:32:31,527 --> 00:32:35,428
But, it's turned round
on him telling us
648
00:32:35,430 --> 00:32:36,162
he loves us.
649
00:32:36,164 --> 00:32:41,967
The crazy thing is,
I think I love him too.
650
00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:53,411
(overlapping chatter)
651
00:32:55,313 --> 00:32:58,581
I need to say a few things,
Vicky, I really do.
652
00:32:58,583 --> 00:33:01,584
It's-- it's doing
my head in.
653
00:33:04,621 --> 00:33:06,555
She doesn't really
care about anyone.
654
00:33:06,557 --> 00:33:09,291
All she thinks
about is herself,
655
00:33:09,293 --> 00:33:12,994
and I was right
all along.
656
00:33:16,098 --> 00:33:17,865
She's not asleep,
she's full of shit.
657
00:33:17,867 --> 00:33:20,434
She's lying with her lad,
he's full of shit.
658
00:33:20,436 --> 00:33:21,701
She can go and
fuck herself.
659
00:33:21,703 --> 00:33:23,869
You just want
finalization, closure.
660
00:33:23,871 --> 00:33:25,837
A-ha, just whether
we're friends or not,
661
00:33:25,839 --> 00:33:27,805
we need to deal with
each other's differences.
662
00:33:27,807 --> 00:33:29,673
But, I can't do that
unless she speaks to us.
663
00:33:29,675 --> 00:33:32,208
I don't need her,
I've got my friends.
664
00:33:32,210 --> 00:33:35,110
And I've got
seven new friends.
665
00:33:38,481 --> 00:33:42,450
I went to go in my room,
get sorted and that.
666
00:33:46,154 --> 00:33:48,421
"Can I warm you up,
can I get in bed with you?"
667
00:33:48,423 --> 00:33:51,724
I was thinking, fuck, no,
not again, huh?
668
00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:56,862
And he kind of
doesn't answer me.
669
00:33:56,864 --> 00:34:00,031
I'm like, well, I'm gonna
take that as a yes.
670
00:34:00,033 --> 00:34:02,233
(laughing)
671
00:34:02,235 --> 00:34:05,035
Oh, fuck's sake.
What?
672
00:34:05,037 --> 00:34:08,338
Fuck it,
let's do it.
673
00:34:13,110 --> 00:34:16,579
Mid orgasm, Gary decided
to walk in the room.
674
00:34:16,581 --> 00:34:19,081
No!
High five.
675
00:34:19,083 --> 00:34:20,749
Five, five,
five, five!
676
00:34:20,751 --> 00:34:22,484
What the fuck
are you doing?
677
00:34:22,486 --> 00:34:24,252
Please leave us alone!
678
00:34:24,254 --> 00:34:25,586
Hey!
679
00:34:25,588 --> 00:34:26,320
Ah!
680
00:34:26,322 --> 00:34:28,555
Next thing I know,
Gary and Charlotte
681
00:34:28,557 --> 00:34:30,490
start getting at it
on the other bed.
682
00:34:30,492 --> 00:34:32,124
I'm like, fucking
hell, this is like,
683
00:34:32,126 --> 00:34:34,826
if anyone walks in the room,
they're gonna get pregnant.
684
00:34:34,828 --> 00:34:38,729
There's pregnancy
in the air.
685
00:34:38,731 --> 00:34:39,563
Done the job properly.
686
00:34:39,565 --> 00:34:42,666
Made sure she's leaving
with a smile on her face.
687
00:34:42,668 --> 00:34:45,702
This is possibly the
perfect ending
688
00:34:45,704 --> 00:34:48,404
to the most
perfect experience.
689
00:34:48,406 --> 00:34:53,542
¶
690
00:35:00,049 --> 00:35:02,250
(Ricci)
All sat around in the
morning, we had breakfast.
691
00:35:02,252 --> 00:35:05,219
Proper emotional, no one
wants to go home.
692
00:35:05,221 --> 00:35:07,387
Pass the sausage.
693
00:35:08,422 --> 00:35:10,289
Shut the fuck up.
694
00:35:10,291 --> 00:35:13,592
Gonna miss you fart in
the morning, Charlotte.
695
00:35:13,594 --> 00:35:15,393
Them big loud ones
in the morning.
696
00:35:15,395 --> 00:35:16,527
I can hear them
from my room,
697
00:35:16,529 --> 00:35:18,729
I think it's an
earthquake sometimes.
698
00:35:18,731 --> 00:35:19,730
(laughing)
699
00:35:19,732 --> 00:35:21,298
I am gonna miss
the company.
700
00:35:21,300 --> 00:35:23,300
I'm gonna miss waking up
in the middle of the night
701
00:35:23,302 --> 00:35:25,335
and realizing Holly
and Becca awake,
702
00:35:25,337 --> 00:35:26,502
so let's all have
a little chat.
703
00:35:26,504 --> 00:35:29,171
Go to the toilet, there's
someone having a poo.
704
00:35:29,173 --> 00:35:30,572
Might just have
a poo next to them,
705
00:35:30,574 --> 00:35:31,573
and we'll have
a chat.
706
00:35:31,575 --> 00:35:34,742
Go in the shower, and
someone's washing their bits,
707
00:35:34,744 --> 00:35:36,643
down below and that,
and being like,
708
00:35:36,645 --> 00:35:39,412
"Yeah, I'm washing
my bits, too."
709
00:35:39,414 --> 00:35:41,313
Just the company.
710
00:35:41,315 --> 00:35:46,518
¶
711
00:35:55,194 --> 00:35:57,361
I stink.
712
00:35:57,363 --> 00:36:00,364
(panting)
713
00:36:02,367 --> 00:36:04,601
(Sophie)
I came in this house
with a boyfriend.
714
00:36:04,603 --> 00:36:07,270
I was actually
almost faithful.
715
00:36:07,272 --> 00:36:09,238
What the fuck
was the point?
716
00:36:09,240 --> 00:36:12,808
Whoa, I'm gonna
be a slag.
717
00:36:12,810 --> 00:36:17,012
I'll have to be packing
that now, won't I?
718
00:36:22,084 --> 00:36:24,118
Last night,
we broke the bed.
719
00:36:24,120 --> 00:36:26,420
You broke the bed?
(laughing)
720
00:36:26,422 --> 00:36:29,456
One thing I won't miss is
walking into every room,
721
00:36:29,458 --> 00:36:32,659
and you'd end up seeing
Vicky and Ricci tashing on.
722
00:36:32,661 --> 00:36:35,995
(shouting)
723
00:36:35,997 --> 00:36:37,763
Whoa, whoa!
724
00:36:37,765 --> 00:36:40,999
(shouting)
725
00:36:43,168 --> 00:36:45,602
(Charlotte)
It's over,
it's done.
726
00:36:45,604 --> 00:36:48,371
The flame is being
burnt out.
727
00:36:48,373 --> 00:36:50,973
It's quite sad,
because, I was
728
00:36:50,975 --> 00:36:54,409
actually having a really
good time with them all.
729
00:36:55,211 --> 00:36:56,844
Are you gonna
be sad?
730
00:36:56,846 --> 00:36:58,545
Yeah, I'm gonna
be sad.
731
00:36:58,547 --> 00:37:00,547
Leaving Geordie Shore
is always
732
00:37:00,549 --> 00:37:02,282
an emotional
time for everyone.
733
00:37:02,284 --> 00:37:04,150
Pretty emotional, innit?
734
00:37:04,152 --> 00:37:05,384
Yeah.
735
00:37:05,386 --> 00:37:08,019
But, it's not the
end of me and you,
736
00:37:08,021 --> 00:37:10,221
which is nice.
737
00:37:10,223 --> 00:37:12,323
I've gotta share a
ride home like.
738
00:37:12,325 --> 00:37:14,658
Do you wanna get
a taxi with me?
739
00:37:14,660 --> 00:37:16,059
Right then, okay.
740
00:37:16,061 --> 00:37:16,692
Yeah.
Yeah?
741
00:37:16,694 --> 00:37:18,360
Would you take that
over there for us?
742
00:37:18,362 --> 00:37:20,628
But, I'm also
keen to see
743
00:37:20,630 --> 00:37:23,631
if what me and Ricci
have got is real,
744
00:37:23,633 --> 00:37:24,465
and will survive.
745
00:37:24,467 --> 00:37:26,667
All right, see you later.
Bye, Ricci.
746
00:37:26,669 --> 00:37:28,568
I'm gonna miss
absolutely everyone.
747
00:37:28,570 --> 00:37:29,302
See ya later.
748
00:37:29,304 --> 00:37:32,571
We are actually, like,
all nine of us, good friends.
749
00:37:32,573 --> 00:37:34,873
(all saying goodbyes)
750
00:37:34,875 --> 00:37:37,075
Love you too.
We'll see you soon.
751
00:37:37,077 --> 00:37:39,177
See you soon.
Later, Vicky.
752
00:37:39,179 --> 00:37:40,611
I'm not gonna
miss Becca.
753
00:37:40,613 --> 00:37:41,912
Too different than me.
754
00:37:41,914 --> 00:37:44,848
Too much of a fucking
pain in the ass.
755
00:37:44,850 --> 00:37:47,750
(Becca)
One dickhead which
I won't be seeing,
756
00:37:47,752 --> 00:37:49,251
and that's Vicky.
757
00:37:49,253 --> 00:37:50,652
She's an
asshole.
758
00:37:50,654 --> 00:37:55,523
(Vicky)
I'm leaving the house with a
caring and adoring boyfriend
759
00:37:55,525 --> 00:37:57,424
who I really,
really like,
760
00:37:57,426 --> 00:38:00,627
which is exactly the
same as how I came in.
761
00:38:00,629 --> 00:38:03,429
But, he's just a
totally different guy.
762
00:38:03,431 --> 00:38:05,531
(Ricci)
Obviously,
I really like her.
763
00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,165
Um, I know that she
really likes me.
764
00:38:07,167 --> 00:38:09,700
So, hopefully, the future'll
be good for both of us.
765
00:38:09,702 --> 00:38:11,635
I really hope I've made
the right decision.
766
00:38:11,637 --> 00:38:16,206
And I really hope Ricci's
everything I think he is.
767
00:38:17,474 --> 00:38:21,243
I am actually gonna
miss everybody.
768
00:38:21,245 --> 00:38:22,377
We've all grew
up together,
769
00:38:22,379 --> 00:38:24,779
and we've been through
this experience together.
770
00:38:24,781 --> 00:38:27,615
We'll stay friends
forever till the end.
771
00:38:27,617 --> 00:38:28,749
(laughing)
772
00:38:28,751 --> 00:38:32,853
At first, like, people didn't
really know the real me.
773
00:38:32,855 --> 00:38:37,691
Now, I've came in, and
people have accepted us more.
774
00:38:37,693 --> 00:38:40,794
I'm happy, 'cause I feel
like everyone knows
775
00:38:40,796 --> 00:38:44,164
the real Sophie.
776
00:38:48,335 --> 00:38:49,234
Gary?
777
00:38:49,236 --> 00:38:50,435
See ya soon.
See ya later.
778
00:38:50,437 --> 00:38:52,336
(Jay)
We are the most
dysfunctional,
779
00:38:52,338 --> 00:38:55,739
incestuous family
there could possibly be.
780
00:38:55,741 --> 00:38:57,807
But, do you know what,
I wouldn't change it
781
00:38:57,809 --> 00:39:01,076
for the fucking world.
782
00:39:01,078 --> 00:39:02,710
This has been,
without a doubt,
783
00:39:02,712 --> 00:39:04,178
one of the best
experiences of my life.
784
00:39:04,180 --> 00:39:08,682
I made some longtime friends,
I've had loads of laughs,
785
00:39:08,684 --> 00:39:10,216
met some wicked people.
786
00:39:10,218 --> 00:39:13,319
I even got a
bang this time.
787
00:39:16,056 --> 00:39:21,193
(honking)
788
00:39:22,261 --> 00:39:23,794
I knew from the minute
walking in the door,
789
00:39:23,796 --> 00:39:25,729
that it wasn't
gonna be easy,
790
00:39:25,731 --> 00:39:28,231
it was gonna be
a rollercoaster.
791
00:39:28,233 --> 00:39:30,266
But, I've stuck it out,
I haven't walked,
792
00:39:30,268 --> 00:39:32,568
and I don't regret
anything I've done,
793
00:39:32,570 --> 00:39:34,469
'cause I've been myself.
794
00:39:34,471 --> 00:39:35,470
Bye, Holly!
795
00:39:35,472 --> 00:39:38,072
(Holly)
Last time when I
was in the house,
796
00:39:38,074 --> 00:39:40,741
nobody liked me,
I didn't fit in,
797
00:39:40,743 --> 00:39:44,010
and I think I've
came back this time,
798
00:39:44,012 --> 00:39:45,611
I've been myself.
799
00:39:45,613 --> 00:39:50,082
It's not often that people
do get second chances.
800
00:39:50,084 --> 00:39:52,117
And I got mine.
801
00:39:52,119 --> 00:39:54,152
(honking horn)
802
00:39:54,154 --> 00:39:54,752
Miss Hagan?
803
00:39:54,754 --> 00:39:57,221
Holly has been my
best friend in the house.
804
00:39:57,223 --> 00:39:58,455
She's been my rock.
805
00:39:58,457 --> 00:39:59,856
(shouting)
806
00:39:59,858 --> 00:40:01,691
I think she kinda
knows how I feel,
807
00:40:01,693 --> 00:40:05,194
and she's a friend for life,
and I love her to bits.
808
00:40:05,196 --> 00:40:08,697
(honking)
Yeah!
809
00:40:12,134 --> 00:40:13,701
So?
(laughing)
810
00:40:13,703 --> 00:40:16,170
Here we are,
just me and you.
811
00:40:16,172 --> 00:40:17,104
(Gary)
It's come to an end.
812
00:40:17,106 --> 00:40:19,206
I will miss this,
I'll miss everyone.
813
00:40:19,208 --> 00:40:21,474
I hate leaving
this place.
814
00:40:21,476 --> 00:40:23,042
Fancy a shower?
815
00:40:23,044 --> 00:40:25,544
(laughing)
816
00:40:26,245 --> 00:40:28,446
We might have had
our ups and downs,
817
00:40:28,448 --> 00:40:30,281
arguments and
making ups.
818
00:40:30,283 --> 00:40:33,917
But, we're all leaving
one big family.
819
00:40:33,919 --> 00:40:36,819
Loads of brothers,
sisters, cousins,
820
00:40:36,821 --> 00:40:38,453
aunties and uncles...
821
00:40:38,455 --> 00:40:41,189
who all have sex
with each other?
822
00:40:44,626 --> 00:40:46,493
After we leave here,
I personally don't wanna
823
00:40:46,495 --> 00:40:48,461
see you for ages, but
if I do see you,
824
00:40:48,463 --> 00:40:50,095
are we still
gonna bang?
825
00:40:50,097 --> 00:40:52,530
Are we?
Or something?
826
00:40:52,532 --> 00:40:56,133
It's just what
we do, isn't it?
827
00:40:57,435 --> 00:41:01,704
I was expecting to
come in, get over Gary,
828
00:41:01,706 --> 00:41:04,707
get into loads
of other boys.
829
00:41:04,709 --> 00:41:07,609
But, it's ended
up being,
830
00:41:07,611 --> 00:41:10,144
my feelings are
stronger for him.
831
00:41:10,146 --> 00:41:13,647
Now, we're in love
with each other.
832
00:41:14,382 --> 00:41:16,649
Something always
brings it back together.
833
00:41:16,651 --> 00:41:18,317
Something there
that's calling--
834
00:41:18,319 --> 00:41:22,220
I can't start seeing her,
I'll just hurt her too much.
835
00:41:22,222 --> 00:41:23,554
Bye, bedroom!
836
00:41:23,556 --> 00:41:25,589
Bye, Geordie Shore house.
837
00:41:25,591 --> 00:41:28,725
Bye, beer cans.
838
00:41:28,727 --> 00:41:32,195
Bye, dirty cups!
839
00:41:32,197 --> 00:41:34,764
I'm not gonna
miss you.
840
00:41:34,766 --> 00:41:38,100
Bye, Gary.
841
00:41:42,405 --> 00:41:43,772
Only kidding,
I was just joking.
842
00:41:43,774 --> 00:41:47,776
Do you wanna
go after this?
843
00:41:47,778 --> 00:41:50,411
Ah!
844
00:41:56,217 --> 00:41:58,818
(honking)
845
00:41:58,820 --> 00:42:04,223
¶
846
00:42:07,327 --> 00:42:08,460
¶ Everyone's here to party
847
00:42:08,462 --> 00:42:11,062
¶ If you wanna go wild
if you wanna go wild ¶
848
00:42:11,064 --> 00:42:12,229
¶ Everyone's here to party
849
00:42:12,231 --> 00:42:14,698
¶ If you wanna go wild
if you wanna go wild ¶
850
00:42:14,700 --> 00:42:15,932
¶ Everyone's here to party
851
00:42:15,934 --> 00:42:17,733
¶ Let's party, party
let me go wild ¶
852
00:42:17,735 --> 00:42:19,868
¶ Let's party, party
let me go wild ¶
853
00:42:19,870 --> 00:42:21,436
¶ Oi, oi
let me go wild ¶
854
00:42:21,438 --> 00:42:24,038
¶ Let's party, party
let me go own that ¶
855
00:42:24,040 --> 00:42:25,239
¶ Oi oi
let me go wild ¶
856
00:42:25,241 --> 00:42:27,541
¶ Let's party hard
let me go own that ¶
857
00:42:27,543 --> 00:42:30,210
¶ Own that
own that ¶