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We are back in Newcastle,
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back in our playground.
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Let the party begin.
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Hi!
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It's a new boy.
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(cheering)
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What the fuck?
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She's got
an attitude.
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Tried to face it and
slapped her arse.
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(Vicky)
Really annoying.
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She's like thrush.
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(James)
Surprised Anna wanted
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us to work for her again,
to be honest.
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The best we
done last time.
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Does anybody know how
to spray tan?
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(Charlotte)
Vicky's gonna
finish her boyfriend.
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(Vicky)
Dan doesn't turn up.
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Don't blame him.
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Sophie.
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Fuck off, man.
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I didn't lose face.
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Is it so hard
for me to do this
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while we're inside?
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(Ricci)
Gaz and Charlotte,
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not really speaking.
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(Vicky)
I know they're
from Dan.
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(James)
Ricci's face was in
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a right little strop.
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(Charlotte)
Finally tash on
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with someone other
than Gary!
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Fuck her one more
time, won't hurt.
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(shouting)
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(Holly)
This isn't the party
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that we were
hoping for.
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(shouting)
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¶
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I am a Geordie girl
with a VIP edge.
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My biggest fear
is getting wrinkles.
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I've got a banging body and
the banter to match.
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I should have a
degree in pulling women.
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I would never kiss anyone
without a six-pack.
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Hardest graft I've
ever done is doing my hair.
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I could talk the back
legs off a donkey.
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Got the looks,
got the charm.
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It just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got double-Fs.
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(all)
Geordie Shore,
why, aye!
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(Ricci)
Wake up in the morning.
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Think-- it's one of those
nightmare situations,
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thinking, "I can't
believe last night."
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(Gaz)
Did that really happen
last night?
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Did that actually
happen with my mate?
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Like, where's Ricci?
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Like, what's
just happened?
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And the one person
I did not want
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to see when
I wake up is Anna.
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All right.
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Take a seat.
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Being pulled in
a bar from like,
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my best mate in the house,
you know what I mean?
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It's like, it's a
nightmare situation,
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like, we don't want it.
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¶
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Ricci was getting wild
in the bar that night,
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'cause obviously Dan had
delivered them presents
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for Vicky.
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So even to start
the night,
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he was in a bad mood.
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And I just think it
took a little daft argument
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and a little bit of
confrontation
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to turn into
what it did.
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You may hang
your head in shame.
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It's absolutely
disgusting.
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None of the
other housemates
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should have seen that,
witnessed that.
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It won't happen again.
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(Anna)
It won't happen again.
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You're out of
this house.
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(exhaling)
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When I heard them words
come out her mouth,
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my heart sunk.
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I want you to go pack
your stuff now.
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Don't wake
anybody else.
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Vick's waking up in
the morning
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and realizing
that I've gone.
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Like, I'd love to
be with her--
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you know what I mean?
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To just explain the
cock-up, but,
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not allowed to.
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Just gotta go.
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After such a good
night, with Vicky,
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like, becoming
my girlfriend,
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an argument
between me and Gaz
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is the most horrendous
thing I've ever
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seen in my life.
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It's stupid.
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Leaving the house,
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this is the hardest
thing I've ever had to do
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in my entire life.
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(Gaz)
There's people in there
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I've bonded with, and I
became really close with,
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and that this is
the end...
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(sighing)
Absolutely heartbroken.
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Absolutely gutted.
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Morning.
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(Sophie)
Hi.
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Do you want
everyone up?
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Please.
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How are you?
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Just take a seat
'round the breakfast area.
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Not pleased to
be here.
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As soon as I seen
Anna, I knew it was 'bout
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the fight last night,
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and she's definitely
not here
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to give us a
pat on the back.
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(Charlotte)
Anna's in the house.
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She looks really
angry.
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I don't want
to see any more
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ridiculous behavior.
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I mean, yes,
party.
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But take
it a level
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where you can actually
control your actions.
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The boys have
been sent home.
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What they did was
totally unacceptable.
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Because of fuckin' Gary
and his jealousy,
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my new boyfriend's
kicked out the house?
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Thanks, Gaz, you
fuckin' bellend.
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(Charlotte)
I can't believe
Gary's gone.
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And it's all my
fault for kissing Leroy.
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(Vicky)
Gaz and Ricci's argument
started over one thing,
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and one thing only,
and that is Charlotte.
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I'm warning ya.
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Don't ever let me
be standing here again.
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Right, I'll see
yous Friday.
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(James)
The people who
will feel it most
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is Vicky and Charlotte.
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Vicky's just lost her,
"new boyfriend,"
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which she'll be
so devastated about.
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And Gaz's fucked off, so
Charlotte's missing him.
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(Holly)
It wouldn't have been
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fair for one of them to go
and one of them to stay.
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Obviously, I like Gary a
lot more than I like Ricci,
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because when he's drunk,
he intimidates me
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and I don't like it.
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(Vicky)
Ricci started off
in a bad mood
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with the
presence of Dan,
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and then it escalated
from there.
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Obviously, Gaz
isn't Golden Boy either,
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'cause it blatantly has
happened because
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he was jealous of you
going with Ricci's friend.
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Yeah.
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And it's all escalated
and jumped from there.
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Why doesn't Gary just
admit that he,
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he is bothered?
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He's just trying to keep
up with this big act
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of being a player
and really just looks
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like a knob jockey.
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I feel genuinely
so sorry for him.
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He thinks the
world of you,
Yeah.
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he thinks the
world of lasses.
Yeah.
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He even thinks the world
of fuckin' Gary.
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This is so
fuckin' out of order.
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It's unfair.
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I think it's really going
to affect my mood.
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I'm gonna
miss him a lot.
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He's an only child, he's
being spoon-fed.
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If he doesn't
like something
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and it doesn't
go his way,
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he kicks
off like a kid.
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(all shouting)
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And everyone'll say
the same thing,
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they do not like
him when he's drunk.
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¶
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(phone ringing)
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(Sophie)
Hello?
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(Joel)
How you doing, babe,
are you all right?
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Oh, hi,
Joel, how are you?
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Am I supposed to say,
yeah, I'll meet him?
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Am I supposed to
leave it this quick?
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Should I leave it
longer?
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Should I make
him suffer longer?
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I don't know.
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(Vicky)
I've never been
one to kind of
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mask my opinions, or
hide exactly how I feel,
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so, when Sophie's
on the phone,
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I write down that
I think Joel's a twat.
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¶
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Which, basically
he is.
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I have to talk to
the guys about it,
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and see what
they think.
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And I'll
let you know.
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(Vicki)
On the other side,
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I write down that,
um,
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I'm serious, and he
also wears pink lipstick.
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I don't think anyone can
get mad at us for this,
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because it's true.
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It's a fact.
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You don't get mad at
newsreaders, do you?
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On a serious note,
though,
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do you think I'm wrong
if I get back with him?
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¶
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I think only you
know how you feel.
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(Rebecca)
Yeah.
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Everyone deserves
a second chance.
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Think she'll probably
stop seeing him...
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I'm no Dear Deirdre,
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and I know me and Gary
fucked it all up,
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but I'm just
trying to help.
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If you want to give him
a second chance,
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then, we'll
be behind you.
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But, fool me once,
shame on you.
Yeah.
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Fool me twice,
shame on me.
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If he thinks he's gonna
take the piss out of her,
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he's got another
thing coming.
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I fuckin' hate that
skinny little prick.
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¶
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(James)
So, me and Jay,
we want to go out,
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and we want to get
some new girls.
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¶
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We've got a large
room.
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There's only two
people in there.
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And there's a shag
pad.
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So one of us got
the room to himself,
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one's got the shag pad,
we're fucking laughing.
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We need to be taking
full advantage of
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this situation.
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¶
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The girls are like,
"Sophie,
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do what you
want to do."
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So I do.
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And I decide I'm going
to see him.
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¶
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So many questions are going
through my head right now.
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And I don't
know what to do,
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I'm still in
two minds.
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¶
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So I just want to
go and hear
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what he's
got to say.
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How are ya?
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I'm good,
you look amazing.
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Hey, you.
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Hey, girl.
Hey, how are you?
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He looks so nice
again.
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I want to explain,
like, what happened.
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I'm glad-- well, I want
you to explain.
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On a night out,
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I'm used to just
being with the boys,
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and that sort
of thing.
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And you know I've got
a bit of a reputation
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of sort of being
like a bit of a player
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back in London.
Yeah, but you
should stop.
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I'm leaving
all that behind,
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and, like,
261
00:08:01,594 --> 00:08:03,627
I've come all the way
from London here
262
00:08:03,629 --> 00:08:04,561
to see you again.
263
00:08:04,563 --> 00:08:05,395
You know what I mean?
264
00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,296
Like, this is showing
you already
265
00:08:07,298 --> 00:08:08,797
that I, you know, I
want to make amends
266
00:08:08,799 --> 00:08:10,331
for what
happened that night.
267
00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:11,765
¶
268
00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,600
Should I do what
everyone else says
269
00:08:13,602 --> 00:08:14,334
I should do?
270
00:08:14,336 --> 00:08:15,668
And that's to fuck
you off.
271
00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:17,536
Then I think,
"You know what?
272
00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,370
Fuck it."
273
00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,105
Fuck everyone else.
274
00:08:20,107 --> 00:08:21,239
I'll do what
I think's right,
275
00:08:21,241 --> 00:08:22,607
and if it doesn't
work out,
276
00:08:22,609 --> 00:08:24,208
then fuckin'
shit on me.
277
00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:25,842
I'll give you
one more chance.
278
00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:28,811
Then, after this,
if you fuck up,
279
00:08:28,813 --> 00:08:31,580
if you mess us about,
if you do anything wrong,
280
00:08:31,582 --> 00:08:32,414
then that's it.
281
00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,048
I'll make your
life hell.
282
00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:38,185
¶
283
00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:46,092
¶
284
00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,863
(Charlotte)
So, we're in Bijoux,
285
00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,398
and I've got one thing
on my mind:
286
00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,332
cock.
287
00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:56,232
Big ones.
288
00:08:56,234 --> 00:08:57,499
And not Gary's.
289
00:08:57,501 --> 00:08:59,100
Charlotte's got this
big plan tonight,
290
00:08:59,102 --> 00:09:00,968
that she's gonna
be some sort of crazy,
291
00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:02,336
pulling machine.
292
00:09:03,304 --> 00:09:05,171
(Charlotte)
So the boy
in the jumper
293
00:09:05,173 --> 00:09:07,173
is lookin' all right
to practice on.
294
00:09:07,175 --> 00:09:09,141
But he looks a
bit intelligent.
295
00:09:09,143 --> 00:09:12,544
I don't know how to speak
with intelligent people.
296
00:09:17,216 --> 00:09:20,218
Shit, I'm under
so much pressure.
297
00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,419
No backing out now,
though.
298
00:09:21,421 --> 00:09:23,454
I'm going in
for the kill.
299
00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:33,930
What the fuck?!
300
00:09:35,299 --> 00:09:38,634
¶
301
00:09:39,268 --> 00:09:41,302
(Sophie)
We're like, mate,
let's go home
302
00:09:41,304 --> 00:09:43,304
and do what
normal couples do
303
00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:45,306
and have a
night in.
304
00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:48,575
¶
305
00:09:48,577 --> 00:09:49,475
Can't stay all night.
306
00:09:49,477 --> 00:09:51,076
I can't find
the DVD I want.
307
00:09:51,078 --> 00:09:52,510
You've already
looked there.
308
00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:53,177
I have?
309
00:09:53,179 --> 00:09:55,746
I know the majority
of the house
310
00:09:55,748 --> 00:09:56,546
don't like Joel.
311
00:09:56,548 --> 00:09:58,581
You know, they're upset about
the way he treats us,
312
00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,449
they don't like his
behavior in the house.
313
00:10:00,451 --> 00:10:04,085
They're gonna be angry that
he's probably here.
314
00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:05,319
You want to
go for a walk?
315
00:10:05,321 --> 00:10:06,586
(sighing)
Yeah.
316
00:10:06,588 --> 00:10:08,821
If everyone comes
in and attacks him,
317
00:10:08,823 --> 00:10:09,755
when that's my guest,
318
00:10:09,757 --> 00:10:12,324
then I think that is
very, very disrespectful.
319
00:10:12,326 --> 00:10:14,726
If I'm happy, then they
should be happy.
320
00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:18,963
¶
321
00:10:19,731 --> 00:10:20,864
(Rebecca)
It's actually good
322
00:10:20,866 --> 00:10:22,632
having a night out
without Ricci,
323
00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:25,835
because he gets in such
a state when he's drunk.
324
00:10:25,837 --> 00:10:27,336
So now that he's
been kicked out,
325
00:10:27,338 --> 00:10:30,806
he may grow up a little
bit and become a real man
326
00:10:30,808 --> 00:10:32,307
like Jason.
327
00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:57,431
¶
328
00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:09,275
I think I love him
again.
329
00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,343
I think
I fancy him so much.
330
00:11:11,345 --> 00:11:13,578
(Jay)
I pretty much want
the best of both worlds,
331
00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:16,180
where I can come home
with a bird,
332
00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:19,483
but I'm still
spooning Rebecca.
333
00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,291
I've told Jason
how I feel.
334
00:11:29,293 --> 00:11:30,592
And now he just
totally powders off
335
00:11:30,594 --> 00:11:32,226
'cause I don't want
to bang him?
336
00:11:32,228 --> 00:11:34,695
I feel a little bit
gutted, to be honest.
337
00:11:34,697 --> 00:11:38,298
¶
338
00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:43,435
(Rebecca)
Me and Holly just get
completely annihilated.
339
00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:44,569
¶
340
00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,469
(Holly)
I was, like,
341
00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,038
pouring vodkas that
Jay would pour,
342
00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:48,838
like half and half.
343
00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,172
And then it was
getting to the point
344
00:11:50,174 --> 00:11:52,040
where it wasn't even half
and half anymore,
345
00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:56,044
it was like,
three quarters, and a...
346
00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:57,578
a quarter.
347
00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:59,313
(James)
Holly and Becca,
348
00:11:59,315 --> 00:12:01,148
they're being
embarrassing.
349
00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:06,586
They need to learn,
like, the limits.
350
00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:07,153
¶
351
00:12:07,155 --> 00:12:08,954
Becca and Holly are
gonna be a nightmare
352
00:12:08,956 --> 00:12:09,654
tonight, you know.
353
00:12:09,656 --> 00:12:10,554
They're gonna
be mortal.
354
00:12:10,556 --> 00:12:13,123
Got your bollocks
up to here on that one.
355
00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,290
¶
356
00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,292
They're trying to
keep up with us,
357
00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:18,594
when they can't
drink for shit.
358
00:12:18,596 --> 00:12:22,931
¶
359
00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,168
(yelling)
360
00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:29,470
(drunken screaming)
361
00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:31,805
Whoah, whoah!
362
00:12:31,807 --> 00:12:34,340
(groaning)
Hey, somebody
get the bag!
363
00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:36,375
Fucking hell.
I need my--
364
00:12:36,377 --> 00:12:40,145
¶
365
00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:47,752
Lie down.
366
00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:48,652
Do it now, all right?
367
00:12:48,654 --> 00:12:51,421
Right now, Joel is
actually shitting himself
368
00:12:51,423 --> 00:12:52,422
for everyone
coming back.
369
00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:54,557
And then, like, I'll
just pretend to be asleep.
370
00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:55,257
Like this?
371
00:12:55,259 --> 00:12:56,858
And, I decide that I'm
gonna make a
372
00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,659
little bit of a
laughter about it,
373
00:12:58,661 --> 00:13:01,528
and I'm gonna pretend that
Joel isn't there.
374
00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,029
¶
375
00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:06,565
(overlapping chatter)
376
00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:10,201
Hello.
377
00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:12,269
Suddenly, I think
something's off.
378
00:13:12,271 --> 00:13:14,404
What
happened with Joel?
379
00:13:14,406 --> 00:13:15,505
Come here, James.
380
00:13:15,507 --> 00:13:18,040
No, no, no, no, no,
what happened with Joel?
381
00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:18,774
(James)
What's happened?
382
00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:20,976
I'm like, "Fuck, what's
he done, like?"
383
00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:22,610
Has he not turned
up, or has he, like,
384
00:13:22,612 --> 00:13:24,044
said summat and
hurt her?
385
00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:24,811
What's
happened to you?
386
00:13:24,813 --> 00:13:27,680
I went to meet
him, right?
387
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,181
And he--
You're okay, okay?
388
00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,316
I went to meet him,
right, and he told us...
389
00:13:31,318 --> 00:13:32,150
What'd he say?
390
00:13:32,152 --> 00:13:34,152
He's been behind
my back.
391
00:13:34,154 --> 00:13:36,487
And he's been going with
loads of girls in London,
392
00:13:36,489 --> 00:13:39,823
everything, and
I'm devastated.
393
00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:41,324
He's a fucking pig,
isn't he?
394
00:13:41,326 --> 00:13:42,358
Fucking dickhead.
395
00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,258
Isn't he a dick?
396
00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,659
I don't know what--
397
00:13:44,661 --> 00:13:45,192
Fuck.
398
00:13:45,194 --> 00:13:46,393
I'm like, trying
to comfort her,
399
00:13:46,395 --> 00:13:47,327
saying
it's all right.
400
00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:49,162
You shouldn't have even
went to see him,
401
00:13:49,164 --> 00:13:50,062
I told you.
402
00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:52,164
But you know now.
403
00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,465
You deserve
so much better.
404
00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,500
I'm starting to cry,
I'm really upset,
405
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,068
I can't believe
he's done this,
406
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,335
the stupid knobhead.
407
00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,370
I knew all along
he'd do this.
408
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:01,404
Where's Joel?
409
00:14:01,406 --> 00:14:03,340
Just kidding!
410
00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,676
(all laughing)
411
00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,611
And he fucking
pops up behind us.
412
00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:09,578
They're playing a
prank on--
413
00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,480
Which I thought was
bang out of order, like.
414
00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,850
(laughing)
415
00:14:15,852 --> 00:14:17,785
What arseholes.
416
00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:19,286
That wasn't funny.
417
00:14:19,288 --> 00:14:23,223
¶
418
00:14:23,225 --> 00:14:25,124
(Charlotte)
Vicky pulls the
419
00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:26,492
twat's eye look
at Joel.
420
00:14:26,494 --> 00:14:29,228
Shit is
hitting the fan.
421
00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:31,630
(Joel)
Vicky, is that
about me?
422
00:14:31,632 --> 00:14:32,230
Yes.
423
00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:33,698
So you've no reason
to lie.
424
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,100
And then, this is
also about you as well.
425
00:14:36,102 --> 00:14:38,402
I heard about this, what
are you talking about?
426
00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:41,638
I'm serious, he
wears pink lipstick.
427
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,306
This isn't gonna
go well.
428
00:14:43,308 --> 00:14:44,473
What are you on about?
429
00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,107
Let's be serious.
430
00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:48,342
I'm not the only one who
thought it, as well.
431
00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:50,744
It was actually a
unanimous decision
432
00:14:50,746 --> 00:14:52,645
by everyone who lived
here, eh?
433
00:14:52,647 --> 00:14:55,547
And if you want to
try and mug us off,
434
00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:57,782
I'll tell ya every
single person in here
435
00:14:57,784 --> 00:14:58,449
thought it.
436
00:14:58,451 --> 00:15:00,984
She decides to bring
every fucker else
437
00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:01,417
into it.
438
00:15:01,419 --> 00:15:03,352
Not only did Charlotte,
not only did Holly,
439
00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:05,354
not only did James,
not only did Jane,
440
00:15:05,356 --> 00:15:06,688
not only did Gary,
441
00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:07,555
Sophie did as well.
442
00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:09,223
I didn't know
what lipstick.
443
00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:10,490
Vick's taking the piss
out of him,
444
00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,424
he's a guest
in the house,
445
00:15:11,426 --> 00:15:13,526
and he's just-- she's
making him feel
446
00:15:13,528 --> 00:15:14,360
awkward as fuck.
447
00:15:14,362 --> 00:15:15,728
Vicky, I know that
you've been, like,
448
00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,396
telling Sophie this
and that about me,
449
00:15:17,398 --> 00:15:18,430
but I said to
Sophie, is like,
450
00:15:18,432 --> 00:15:21,065
who the fuck are you to give
relationship advice
451
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,032
to anybody?
452
00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,033
Do you know what
I'm saying?
453
00:15:23,035 --> 00:15:24,300
Do you know
what it was, Joel?
454
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:25,100
Right? I liked ya.
455
00:15:25,102 --> 00:15:27,435
I liked you!
I never had a bad
word to say about you.
456
00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:28,035
Liked him?
457
00:15:28,037 --> 00:15:30,203
What a fuckin' liar,
man, she hates him.
458
00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,537
Did you have an
opinion about Joel
459
00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,471
on the night out?
460
00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,405
I said he was a--
Aye.
461
00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:34,606
Did you have an
opinion about the
462
00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:36,307
night out, when
Joel was out?
463
00:15:36,309 --> 00:15:37,107
Aye.
464
00:15:37,109 --> 00:15:38,708
Did you? Aye.
465
00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,142
I was the last.
466
00:15:40,144 --> 00:15:43,445
I was the fuckin'
very last.
467
00:15:43,447 --> 00:15:44,612
Well, at the
end of the day--
468
00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:45,479
Every (bleep) else
469
00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:49,382
said what they had to
fuckin' say about you.
470
00:15:49,384 --> 00:15:51,384
And I fuckin' literally
held my tongue,
471
00:15:51,386 --> 00:15:52,885
I bit my tongue
'cause I wasn't there.
472
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:53,852
(Joel)
What do you mean?
473
00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,286
'Cause I try and stand
up for her,
474
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,420
and try to
look after her--
475
00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,354
No, I appreciate--
476
00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,055
(overlapping talking)
477
00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:00,222
Forget it,
it's pointless.
478
00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:02,090
(Sophie)
I can hear
loads of shouting,
479
00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:03,191
loads of people
kicking off,
480
00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:04,792
and I'm thinking, "Is
this really happening?"
481
00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:07,628
I'm not being funny, I'll
do anything for you.
482
00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:09,162
Yeah, but, and
then what you said,
483
00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:10,463
you said I'll stand
by you, whatever--
484
00:16:10,465 --> 00:16:11,530
I'll stand by
you no matter what
485
00:16:11,532 --> 00:16:12,664
Yeah.
decision you
make, Soph.
486
00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:13,765
We all will
And that means not
487
00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,099
having a go at my
boyfriend.
488
00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:16,100
Never had
a go at him.
489
00:16:16,102 --> 00:16:17,101
I've never,
not once.
490
00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:17,835
Then what's happened?
491
00:16:17,837 --> 00:16:20,270
(Sophie)
He's my boyfriend, I
should stick up for him,
492
00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,839
he's got nobody else right
now to stick up for him.
493
00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:25,341
Then again,
I don't want to look like
494
00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:26,608
I'm fuckin' everyone
else off.
495
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,176
Whenever yous are
having relationships,
496
00:16:28,178 --> 00:16:29,076
I give yous advice.
497
00:16:29,078 --> 00:16:30,577
I give yous advice, but
I never have gos, like.
498
00:16:30,579 --> 00:16:31,844
(Sophie)
So I think, like,
"Sophie,
499
00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:35,147
speak up for yourself and
stop fucking hiding away."
500
00:16:35,149 --> 00:16:37,682
I'm a big lass, and I
know what I'm doing.
501
00:16:37,684 --> 00:16:38,783
I'm 22 years
old, for God's sake.
502
00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:39,750
You know what that
means?
503
00:16:39,752 --> 00:16:41,585
I've been through
bigger things than this.
504
00:16:41,587 --> 00:16:44,087
To know if I should pick
the right boy or not.
505
00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:45,721
She's got her rose-tinted
fucking glasses on
506
00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:46,655
when it comes to Joel.
507
00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,457
She needs to wake up
and smell the fake tan,
508
00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:50,724
the kid's a prick.
509
00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:54,594
¶
510
00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:58,130
(Joel)
I know, it's just
like, fuckin'...
511
00:17:02,702 --> 00:17:07,038
¶
512
00:17:08,707 --> 00:17:10,007
(groaning)
513
00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:10,507
Whoah.
514
00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:13,309
I really feel a little
bit sick right now.
515
00:17:13,311 --> 00:17:14,643
(belching)
516
00:17:14,645 --> 00:17:17,545
I don't know
why I didn't move
517
00:17:17,547 --> 00:17:19,380
to the toilet.
518
00:17:19,382 --> 00:17:20,314
(heaving)
519
00:17:20,316 --> 00:17:22,416
I just sit up--
520
00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,083
(heaving)
521
00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,485
And I just start
throwing up
522
00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:27,053
in my quilt.
523
00:17:27,055 --> 00:17:31,290
(vomiting)
524
00:17:31,824 --> 00:17:34,725
And then I'm thinking,
"Oh, I wish someone
525
00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:37,327
would wake
up and help me."
526
00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:37,827
Right.
527
00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:39,728
This doesn't smell
very nice.
528
00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:41,830
I need to
strip my bed.
529
00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:46,000
¶
530
00:17:50,038 --> 00:17:51,304
(coughing)
531
00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:55,708
¶
532
00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,445
Ugh!
533
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,513
Ugh, it's so bad!
534
00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,415
It's just rice
and chicken.
535
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,349
(coughing)
536
00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:07,550
I'm so, can't--
537
00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:09,251
(gagging)
538
00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:10,252
(Holly)
Oh, my God,
539
00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:12,387
it was mental
last night.
540
00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:14,088
What the
fuck was I eating?
541
00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,323
It was like purple
mixed with rice.
542
00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:18,391
There was chunks of
steak still in there.
543
00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:19,692
You could have put it
back on the plate
544
00:18:19,694 --> 00:18:21,427
and served it up
if you wanted to.
545
00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:23,996
All right, get
the hose.
546
00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:26,064
I'm going to--
(screaming)
547
00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:29,067
There's a big ball of
sick in the bedspread!
548
00:18:29,069 --> 00:18:30,468
(screaming)
549
00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:32,703
Ew, it looks like
a Scotch egg.
550
00:18:32,705 --> 00:18:33,837
¶
551
00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:36,105
(Rebecca)
Every time there's
summat going on in
552
00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:37,106
the house like this,
553
00:18:37,108 --> 00:18:38,240
sick or soup or
all that,
554
00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,742
I seem to be the
idiot that's cleaning it.
555
00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:44,112
¶
556
00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:47,048
(Vicky)
I wake up today and,
I'm still furious.
557
00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,783
I don't want to
be angry with Sophie,
558
00:18:48,785 --> 00:18:50,851
and I'm so pleased that
she comes in my room
559
00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,185
straight away
in the morning.
560
00:18:52,187 --> 00:18:54,220
He's strutting around
here like fuckin'
561
00:18:54,222 --> 00:18:55,187
William LargePenis,
Sophie,
562
00:18:55,189 --> 00:18:57,355
acting like he's been forgiven
and he owns the place,
563
00:18:57,357 --> 00:18:59,256
and he's griefed
me in my own house,
564
00:18:59,258 --> 00:19:00,624
when all I've tried to
do is look after you.
565
00:19:00,626 --> 00:19:02,525
The way Vicky's
behaving isn't right.
566
00:19:02,527 --> 00:19:04,960
That's not really
a good approach.
567
00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:06,561
You deserve
better, mate.
568
00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,229
I think she
should just back off
569
00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,363
for just a little
bit.
570
00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,932
To be fair, yous
haven't seen much.
571
00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:13,967
Yous have seen what,
all together,
572
00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:16,502
five hours of mine
and Joel's relationship?
573
00:19:16,504 --> 00:19:19,104
She wants to be
with Joel.
574
00:19:19,106 --> 00:19:21,606
She's old enough
now, and daft enough,
575
00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:23,107
to make her own
decisions.
576
00:19:23,109 --> 00:19:26,210
And what is ultimately
gonna be her own mistakes.
577
00:19:26,212 --> 00:19:29,746
¶
578
00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:31,881
(overlapping chatter)
579
00:19:31,883 --> 00:19:34,450
(Charlotte)
It's never happy
families in this house.
580
00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:37,085
Got Joel at one end,
Vicky at the other.
581
00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:38,820
I feel like I'm
in a Sunderland,
582
00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:41,022
Newcastle away
match.
583
00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:43,823
Today, we're
gonna go out, right?
584
00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:45,658
And we're gonna have,
like, a fitness day.
585
00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,258
Are we?
586
00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,560
Everybody's just feeling
hungover to fuck.
587
00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,194
So I decided
that we'll get out,
588
00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:51,128
get some fresh air,
589
00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:52,362
it'll cure your
hangover.
590
00:19:52,364 --> 00:19:54,664
Get some bikes,
and stuff like that.
591
00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:57,633
(overlapping chatter)
592
00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,335
Can I have one with
stabilizers?
593
00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:02,070
(Holly)
A fuckin' bike ride.
594
00:20:02,072 --> 00:20:03,738
This is the last
thing I want
595
00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,473
to be
doing right now.
596
00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:06,407
What the fuck?
597
00:20:06,409 --> 00:20:07,408
Oop, she's off.
598
00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,675
Oh, there we are.
599
00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:09,375
(coughing)
600
00:20:09,377 --> 00:20:10,509
(James)
Fuckin' hell, the
chances of
601
00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:14,112
banging her again
were 99% no chance.
602
00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:16,047
Now they're fuckin'
100%.
603
00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,082
Never fucking ever.
604
00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:22,019
¶
605
00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:24,086
Smell that fresh
air.
606
00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:25,922
This is gonna
be shit, Jay.
607
00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,256
I'm getting
a sweat on.
608
00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:28,657
Just put the seat down,
sit on the seat.
609
00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:30,625
Can you help me
with the seat, then?
610
00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:33,427
I can't ride a
fuckin' bike!
611
00:20:33,429 --> 00:20:35,695
Holly can't
ride a bike.
612
00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:37,630
Because while we were
all learning
613
00:20:37,632 --> 00:20:40,633
to ride bikes,
Holly was learning
614
00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:42,668
to suck cock.
615
00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:45,437
¶
616
00:20:45,439 --> 00:20:47,272
(Jay)
So the only thing
she can ride
617
00:20:47,274 --> 00:20:50,141
is this
three-wheeler thing.
618
00:20:50,143 --> 00:20:50,975
How do you brake?
619
00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:52,309
You, you've
got the brake.
620
00:20:52,311 --> 00:20:53,777
Holly, you've got
the brake!
621
00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:54,410
There.
622
00:20:54,412 --> 00:20:56,578
I like to call it
the Twatmobile.
623
00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,414
I am perfect
at this bike!
624
00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,850
¶
625
00:21:02,852 --> 00:21:03,817
(James)
The fresh air,
626
00:21:03,819 --> 00:21:04,684
it's sorting
my head out,
627
00:21:04,686 --> 00:21:07,219
I'm feeling happy,
I'm raring to go.
628
00:21:07,221 --> 00:21:09,221
During the bike ride,
I did my best
629
00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:11,423
to maintain a safe
distance from Joel.
630
00:21:11,425 --> 00:21:13,525
By safe, I just mean a
distance long enough
631
00:21:13,527 --> 00:21:16,561
for me not to be able
to punch him in the face.
632
00:21:16,563 --> 00:21:17,695
His silly little
outfit
633
00:21:17,697 --> 00:21:19,329
are reminiscent
of a garden gnome,
634
00:21:19,331 --> 00:21:21,464
and all I want to do is
give that little prick
635
00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:23,165
a fucking fishing
rod and tell him to
636
00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,400
stay still and out
my face.
637
00:21:25,402 --> 00:21:28,436
¶
638
00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:30,171
Is everyone
enjoying it?
639
00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:30,838
(all)
Yeah!
640
00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,574
Can't handle two lovebirds
in the corner, mate,
641
00:21:33,576 --> 00:21:34,641
keeping quiet.
642
00:21:34,643 --> 00:21:35,475
Perfect at this.
643
00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:37,844
Sophie's spending
all her time and effort
644
00:21:37,846 --> 00:21:41,547
with Joel, and not
even speaking
645
00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:43,649
to Vicky and
Charlotte at all.
646
00:21:43,651 --> 00:21:45,717
To the pub, ho!
Pints!
647
00:21:45,719 --> 00:21:47,318
'Couple a birds
and pints!
648
00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,719
(James)
Everybody's
thinking, right,
649
00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:50,220
time for a pint.
650
00:21:50,222 --> 00:21:51,154
Some nice food.
651
00:21:51,156 --> 00:21:53,322
(overlapping chatter)
652
00:21:53,324 --> 00:21:56,158
(Holly)
So, after eight miles
of riding this
653
00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:00,162
fucking tricycle,
we decide, fuck this.
654
00:22:00,164 --> 00:22:02,731
Last but not least,
me and you, Holl.
655
00:22:02,733 --> 00:22:04,199
As planned.
656
00:22:04,201 --> 00:22:08,136
¶
657
00:22:18,847 --> 00:22:21,215
¶
658
00:22:21,217 --> 00:22:22,449
(Sophie)
He's being
lovely to us,
659
00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:24,184
he's cuddling us,
he's kissing us,
660
00:22:24,186 --> 00:22:26,853
he's going back
to the normal him.
661
00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:27,820
Let's start again.
662
00:22:27,822 --> 00:22:29,254
Bye.
See you later.
663
00:22:29,256 --> 00:22:30,421
Leave.
664
00:22:30,423 --> 00:22:31,355
Go!
665
00:22:31,357 --> 00:22:35,392
¶
666
00:22:40,431 --> 00:22:42,565
Over the past couple
of weeks, I feel like
667
00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:46,268
me, Sophie, and Charlotte
have had to make
668
00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:47,402
a lot of big decisions.
669
00:22:47,404 --> 00:22:48,436
He's trying to
prove himself.
670
00:22:48,438 --> 00:22:49,537
He's trying to
prove himself.
671
00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:51,438
He is, like, I notice
he's trying, like.
672
00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,506
And I feel
sorry for him.
673
00:22:53,508 --> 00:22:55,574
He is a fuckin' nice
lad, you know.
674
00:22:55,576 --> 00:22:59,210
I know it's
stupid, but,
675
00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,277
I want to go see
a psychic,
676
00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,679
and maybe she
can shed some light
677
00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,614
on what's been
going on.
678
00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,449
You know what we
should do tonight?
679
00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:07,116
What?
680
00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:08,417
Take a different
approach.
681
00:23:08,419 --> 00:23:10,218
Just kick
back, chill out.
682
00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,152
(overlapping chatter)
683
00:23:11,154 --> 00:23:13,287
'Cause when you're looking
for it, it never happens.
684
00:23:13,289 --> 00:23:14,721
So me and
Jay, tonight,
685
00:23:14,723 --> 00:23:17,323
we're gonna try a
new approach.
686
00:23:17,325 --> 00:23:19,191
We're not gonna
go looking for birds.
687
00:23:19,193 --> 00:23:21,026
'Cause that never worked,
the other day.
688
00:23:21,028 --> 00:23:22,560
We're gonna sit back,
689
00:23:22,562 --> 00:23:25,329
sophisticated, have
a few drinks,
690
00:23:25,331 --> 00:23:28,131
and let the
girls come to us.
691
00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:28,731
It's wet.
692
00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:30,499
(Jay)
So, me and James
are going out tonight
693
00:23:30,501 --> 00:23:32,734
with Holly and Rebecca,
whilst the other three
694
00:23:32,736 --> 00:23:35,470
stay and think
about their boyfriend.
695
00:23:35,472 --> 00:23:39,440
¶
696
00:23:46,948 --> 00:23:49,716
(Charlotte)
I've never been to
see a psychic before.
697
00:23:49,718 --> 00:23:51,317
I don't know how to
feel about it,
698
00:23:51,319 --> 00:23:53,986
and I don't know
whether I believe.
699
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,554
Oh, that's not it.
700
00:23:57,756 --> 00:23:58,889
Oh, hello,
good evening.
701
00:23:58,891 --> 00:24:00,090
(girls)
Hi!
702
00:24:00,092 --> 00:24:01,157
How are you?
Please come in.
703
00:24:01,159 --> 00:24:03,292
Thank you.
Thank you.
704
00:24:03,294 --> 00:24:04,326
Hi!
(psychic)
Hello.
705
00:24:04,328 --> 00:24:05,393
I'm Sophie,
how are you?
706
00:24:05,395 --> 00:24:06,594
Hello, Sophie.
Nice to meet you.
707
00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:07,528
(Sophie)
I'm first.
708
00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,196
I don't know how
I feel right now.
709
00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,231
Everything is silent,
it's calm.
710
00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:12,765
(psychic)
I think we need
to get started.
711
00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:14,133
Do you want to give
me your hand?
712
00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:15,968
And we'll just
release that first.
713
00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:17,369
Just let the
tears flow.
714
00:24:17,371 --> 00:24:18,603
The woman
sitting there,
715
00:24:18,605 --> 00:24:20,504
she has an aura
about her.
716
00:24:20,506 --> 00:24:23,139
And if you're feeling
energy flow through me,
717
00:24:23,141 --> 00:24:24,240
that's just releasing.
718
00:24:24,242 --> 00:24:25,474
Can you feel that?
719
00:24:25,476 --> 00:24:26,441
(Sophie)
I don't know why,
720
00:24:26,443 --> 00:24:27,742
I just feel really
emotional.
721
00:24:27,744 --> 00:24:30,444
It happens all the
time in this room.
722
00:24:30,446 --> 00:24:31,645
(Sophie)
I sit there,
723
00:24:31,647 --> 00:24:33,446
and I look
into her eyes,
724
00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:37,349
and literally burst
out in tears.
725
00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:39,017
(Charlotte)
It's kinda making me
726
00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,619
feel like I want
to cry a little bit.
727
00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,187
And I'm looking
at Vicky,
728
00:24:43,189 --> 00:24:45,589
she looks like she's
gonna cry a little bit.
729
00:24:45,591 --> 00:24:46,890
I don't know why I
feel like this.
730
00:24:46,892 --> 00:24:49,025
(psychic)
Just take
a few breaths.
731
00:24:49,027 --> 00:24:50,559
So the gentleman, in
the spirit world,
732
00:24:50,561 --> 00:24:53,361
who comes in on the
grandfather vibration?
733
00:24:53,363 --> 00:24:54,362
(Sophie)
Right.
Okay?
734
00:24:54,364 --> 00:24:55,329
(chuckling)
He says,
735
00:24:55,331 --> 00:24:56,730
you don't need to
drop your knickers
736
00:24:56,732 --> 00:24:57,597
to fit in, either.
737
00:24:57,599 --> 00:24:59,498
(both laughing)
Oh, God.
738
00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,165
Bless him.
739
00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,800
So he's bringing that in
in a really humorous sense.
740
00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:05,369
(Charlotte)
Her grandad's not very
happy with that?
741
00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:07,504
He wants her to
keep her knickers on?
742
00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,540
In other words, he's
calling her a slag?
743
00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,441
The main things's the
relationship at the minute.
744
00:25:12,443 --> 00:25:14,176
That's my main thing
on my mind.
745
00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:16,444
And what I'm feeling
with the relationship,
746
00:25:16,446 --> 00:25:17,645
I still think there
are feelings,
747
00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:19,513
but I would say
there's confusion as to
748
00:25:19,515 --> 00:25:21,147
what those feelings
are.
749
00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:23,516
I feel there's
a lot going on.
750
00:25:23,518 --> 00:25:26,185
There's a lot of water
under the bridge.
751
00:25:26,187 --> 00:25:27,519
And, I
really want to say,
752
00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:29,487
interference from
other people.
753
00:25:29,489 --> 00:25:30,120
Mmhm.
754
00:25:30,122 --> 00:25:32,622
And, uh, yeah, and
now it's saying to me,
755
00:25:32,624 --> 00:25:33,689
you need to get
stronger
756
00:25:33,691 --> 00:25:37,359
and tell people to
butt out of your life.
757
00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:37,826
Mmhm.
758
00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,093
You ever heard that
phrase,
759
00:25:39,095 --> 00:25:40,394
'hears what she
wants to hear'?
760
00:25:40,396 --> 00:25:42,295
Well, that's a perfect
fuckin' example
761
00:25:42,297 --> 00:25:43,562
of what just happened.
762
00:25:43,564 --> 00:25:45,430
¶
763
00:25:45,432 --> 00:25:48,299
There's like,
someone in my life--
764
00:25:48,301 --> 00:25:50,167
Oh, you ask
it for me.
765
00:25:50,169 --> 00:25:52,502
I'm so emotional,
I can't even ask it.
766
00:25:52,504 --> 00:25:55,538
There's like, someone
sort of in my life.
767
00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,406
And I just want to,
like, know if, like,
768
00:25:57,408 --> 00:25:59,207
that he actually
cares or not.
769
00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:01,242
Obviously I was
asking about Gary.
770
00:26:01,244 --> 00:26:03,978
I just keep seeing
true love, pet.
771
00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,612
(crying)
772
00:26:05,614 --> 00:26:08,147
Oh, Jesus Christ.
773
00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,648
(Charlotte)
I don't want
to believe that.
774
00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:12,017
I don't want to believe
that my true love
775
00:26:12,019 --> 00:26:15,153
is someone who's
hurt us so many times.
776
00:26:15,155 --> 00:26:19,157
¶
777
00:26:19,491 --> 00:26:21,191
(Charlotte)
I might give
a ring to Gary,
778
00:26:21,193 --> 00:26:22,325
'cause I haven't
really spoken
779
00:26:22,327 --> 00:26:23,659
to him
since he's left.
780
00:26:23,661 --> 00:26:24,760
¶
781
00:26:24,762 --> 00:26:27,462
And it's ringing.
782
00:26:27,464 --> 00:26:30,064
And it's still
ringing.
783
00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:33,133
(woman)
This is the Vodaphone
voicemail service of--
784
00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:35,568
And then it goes
to answerphone.
785
00:26:35,570 --> 00:26:36,735
He didn't answer.
786
00:26:36,737 --> 00:26:37,435
(laughing)
787
00:26:37,437 --> 00:26:40,004
God, he's just so
in love with you.
788
00:26:40,006 --> 00:26:43,073
¶
789
00:26:43,075 --> 00:26:44,607
¶ Last call for alcohol
790
00:26:44,609 --> 00:26:46,575
¶ Hell no, hell no
791
00:26:46,577 --> 00:26:48,376
¶ Last call for alcohol
792
00:26:48,378 --> 00:26:50,544
¶ Hell no, hell no
793
00:26:50,546 --> 00:26:52,445
(Jay)
Me and James turned
around
794
00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:54,113
to find
Rebecca and Holly
795
00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:55,180
jumping around
also
796
00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:57,782
like a pair of
fucking chimpanzees.
797
00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,049
¶ What happens here
798
00:26:59,051 --> 00:26:59,816
¶ Stays right here
799
00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:01,417
¶ It ain't going nowhere
800
00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:02,551
¶ What happens here
801
00:27:02,553 --> 00:27:03,586
¶ Stays right here
802
00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:05,688
¶ It ain't going nowhere
803
00:27:08,892 --> 00:27:10,092
¶ What happens here
804
00:27:10,094 --> 00:27:10,859
¶ Stays right here
805
00:27:10,861 --> 00:27:12,193
¶ It ain't going...
806
00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,694
(Rebecca)
The lads are like,
sort of looking over
807
00:27:13,696 --> 00:27:16,296
as if to say,
"Sophisticated?
808
00:27:16,298 --> 00:27:17,997
I don't think so."
809
00:27:19,232 --> 00:27:19,898
(guys laughing)
810
00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,533
They can bore off with
their shit comments,
811
00:27:22,535 --> 00:27:24,468
'cause I'm
very sophisticated.
812
00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:28,238
¶
813
00:27:28,906 --> 00:27:30,273
Why the fuck
should we pretend
814
00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,207
we're summat
we're not?
815
00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:32,675
Just to
impress the lads?
816
00:27:32,677 --> 00:27:34,276
I don't think so.
817
00:27:46,088 --> 00:27:47,354
At the minute,
they're starting
818
00:27:47,356 --> 00:27:48,121
to piss me off.
819
00:27:48,123 --> 00:27:50,189
They're being
absolute pricks.
820
00:27:50,191 --> 00:27:52,124
(Jay)
Surprisingly, Holly
and Rebecca
821
00:27:52,126 --> 00:27:54,292
pull three
lads into the VIP.
822
00:27:54,294 --> 00:27:56,727
I didn't even know that
lads in Newcastle
823
00:27:56,729 --> 00:27:58,595
fancied
fuckin' chimps.
824
00:27:58,597 --> 00:28:00,163
And at the moment it
must be fuckin'
825
00:28:00,165 --> 00:28:01,297
mating season
at the zoo
826
00:28:01,299 --> 00:28:04,099
for them to get
three lads into the VIP.
827
00:28:17,313 --> 00:28:20,148
¶
828
00:28:20,150 --> 00:28:21,616
(James)
Fuck me, if he
had any idea
829
00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:24,051
what was coming out of
her mouth this morning,
830
00:28:24,053 --> 00:28:25,252
puking up in
the garden,
831
00:28:25,254 --> 00:28:27,354
he wouldn't be going
anywhere near her.
832
00:28:27,356 --> 00:28:31,558
¶
833
00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:37,530
(Charlotte)
We wake up,
834
00:28:37,532 --> 00:28:39,665
and we've gotta
go see Anna.
835
00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:42,801
¶
836
00:28:42,803 --> 00:28:45,804
(Anna)
I want to ask you
about the spray tans.
837
00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:47,172
They're not doing
fantastic.
838
00:28:47,174 --> 00:28:48,773
We're not getting enough
clients through the door,
839
00:28:48,775 --> 00:28:51,342
so I'm gonna do a little
test today here,
840
00:28:51,344 --> 00:28:52,776
and I want
to see exactly
841
00:28:52,778 --> 00:28:54,644
how you're acting with
your clients.
842
00:28:54,646 --> 00:28:57,747
And I've got two
lovely models for you.
843
00:28:57,749 --> 00:28:58,781
Come around here,
boys.
844
00:28:58,783 --> 00:29:01,416
Fuck's sake, it's never
fucking our luck, is it?
845
00:29:01,418 --> 00:29:03,518
We never have decent
birds to spray tan.
846
00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,619
So, Charlotte
and Sophie,
847
00:29:04,621 --> 00:29:06,721
I'm gonna hand you
over to the male models.
848
00:29:06,723 --> 00:29:09,557
And I've got to
demonstrate the first one?
849
00:29:09,559 --> 00:29:11,525
(Anna)
Charlotte, what are
you doing
850
00:29:11,527 --> 00:29:12,592
with
Vaseline on knees?
851
00:29:12,594 --> 00:29:13,559
You put it on
the knees?
852
00:29:13,561 --> 00:29:14,660
You don't
put it on knees.
853
00:29:14,662 --> 00:29:15,560
You know you don't.
854
00:29:15,562 --> 00:29:17,662
Now, apparently, this
is a big problem
855
00:29:17,664 --> 00:29:19,664
and everyone has to
stop what they're doing
856
00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:22,266
and it gets announced
in front of everyone.
857
00:29:22,268 --> 00:29:23,567
(overlapping chatter)
858
00:29:23,569 --> 00:29:25,402
And Sophie BigBollocks
is like,
859
00:29:25,404 --> 00:29:27,504
"Yeah, you don't put it
on the knees, Charlotte,
860
00:29:27,506 --> 00:29:29,239
remember? Remember?"
861
00:29:29,241 --> 00:29:29,739
¶
862
00:29:29,741 --> 00:29:32,541
I'm about to start
on the spray tan,
863
00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:33,842
¶
864
00:29:33,844 --> 00:29:37,045
and I can't
find the on switch.
865
00:29:37,047 --> 00:29:38,179
(James)
She doesn't even
know how to
866
00:29:38,181 --> 00:29:40,447
turn the fucking
machine on, mind you.
867
00:29:40,449 --> 00:29:41,514
Hasn't got a clue.
868
00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:42,548
I didn't think it
was possible,
869
00:29:42,550 --> 00:29:45,217
but I actually think
she's getting thicker.
870
00:29:45,219 --> 00:29:49,521
¶
871
00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:51,756
(Charlotte)
What the hell?
872
00:29:51,758 --> 00:29:55,126
It's looking a bit
like a patchwork quilt.
873
00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,228
You want to actually
wipe his leg
874
00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:58,629
with the towel,
please, Charlotte.
875
00:29:58,631 --> 00:29:59,630
Yeah, God, I'm
so sorry.
876
00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:01,231
(client)
It's all right.
I'll get this--
877
00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,699
(Charlotte)
It doesn't make
things better,
878
00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:05,268
the fact that I'm
level with his penis.
879
00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:07,770
Oh, it's looking
better already.
880
00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:08,537
Out like that.
881
00:30:08,539 --> 00:30:10,171
(James)
So now it's mine
and Jay's turn
882
00:30:10,173 --> 00:30:10,738
to spray tan.
883
00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:12,806
We've gotta
do an arm each.
884
00:30:12,808 --> 00:30:14,207
Do it, no bother
at all,
885
00:30:14,209 --> 00:30:15,541
much better
than the girls done.
886
00:30:15,543 --> 00:30:17,509
I think, "We've done
all right here.
887
00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:20,411
Mediocre, but, all
in all, I'm satisfied.
888
00:30:20,413 --> 00:30:23,747
So, you've got work
tonight, guys.
889
00:30:23,749 --> 00:30:24,714
Okay?
890
00:30:24,716 --> 00:30:25,481
Seriously?
891
00:30:25,483 --> 00:30:26,748
Seriously?
Yes, uh-huh.
892
00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:28,382
I should have just done
a fucking useless job,
893
00:30:28,384 --> 00:30:30,117
I should have just
came in like Charlotte
894
00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:30,750
and just acted dumb.
895
00:30:30,752 --> 00:30:32,818
Girls, you're free
to do whatever you want.
896
00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:35,253
(gasping, cheering)
897
00:30:35,255 --> 00:30:36,487
What does that
say?
898
00:30:36,489 --> 00:30:38,288
That
says one thing.
899
00:30:38,290 --> 00:30:39,255
Road trip!
900
00:30:39,257 --> 00:30:41,457
(all)
Road trip, woo!
901
00:30:41,459 --> 00:30:43,692
(all chanting)
Leeds, Leeds, Leeds!
902
00:30:43,694 --> 00:30:44,759
We're going to Leeds!
903
00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:46,594
(chanting continuing)
904
00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:50,698
¶
905
00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:58,438
Oh, my God, there's
loads of different rooms!
906
00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,373
(Holly)
We walk into the
hotel room
907
00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:01,674
and it's a
fucking suite.
908
00:31:01,676 --> 00:31:05,077
There's actually an
upstairs in this place.
909
00:31:05,079 --> 00:31:06,845
(shouting)
910
00:31:06,847 --> 00:31:08,813
It ends up, me and
Becca in one room,
911
00:31:08,815 --> 00:31:12,283
and Sophie, Charlotte
and Vicky in the other.
912
00:31:12,285 --> 00:31:14,151
Right, I've got
a surprise.
913
00:31:14,153 --> 00:31:15,185
(girls)
What?
914
00:31:15,187 --> 00:31:16,252
I've kept it secret!
915
00:31:16,254 --> 00:31:18,854
(Charlotte)
We're on a
pamper weekend,
916
00:31:18,856 --> 00:31:20,789
I've been feeling
a bit bloated,
917
00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:21,890
and I've been
having trouble
918
00:31:21,892 --> 00:31:23,558
with the bunghole
area.
919
00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,393
Who wants to come...
920
00:31:25,395 --> 00:31:27,628
for colonic irrigation?
921
00:31:27,630 --> 00:31:28,795
(girls screaming)
922
00:31:28,797 --> 00:31:30,897
(overlapping chatter)
923
00:31:30,899 --> 00:31:33,165
But I've gotta say,
this is the weirdest thing
924
00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:34,232
we've ever done
together.
925
00:31:34,234 --> 00:31:37,068
And funnily enough, I'm
actually quite intrigued.
926
00:31:37,070 --> 00:31:39,036
Everyone's had
something up the--
927
00:31:39,038 --> 00:31:40,504
Pamper session
928
00:31:40,506 --> 00:31:41,705
of the bunghole.
929
00:31:41,707 --> 00:31:43,773
(all laughing)
930
00:31:43,775 --> 00:31:46,075
Let's get the shit
out my arse.
931
00:31:46,077 --> 00:31:47,776
¶
932
00:31:47,778 --> 00:31:49,844
Ready? Ready for this?
933
00:31:49,846 --> 00:31:50,744
(woman)
Okay, Charlotte?
934
00:31:50,746 --> 00:31:53,680
It's a sensation,
but only a sensation.
935
00:31:53,682 --> 00:31:55,782
It's not painful.
936
00:31:55,784 --> 00:31:59,118
You need to get that
tiny tip inserted.
937
00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,319
Myself?
And then--
938
00:32:00,321 --> 00:32:01,653
Aw, great.
939
00:32:01,655 --> 00:32:05,323
(girls laughing)
940
00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,358
Whoah, whoah,
you didn't tell us
941
00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,760
that you were putting
it in, noooo--
942
00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,495
I don't like this.
943
00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:12,529
¶
944
00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,430
Vicky, that hand that
you're holding now
945
00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,031
is the
'insertation' hand.
946
00:32:16,033 --> 00:32:18,600
Fuck's sake, man,
Sophie!
947
00:32:18,602 --> 00:32:19,701
Sorry.
948
00:32:19,703 --> 00:32:22,603
It was only that
finger.
949
00:32:22,605 --> 00:32:24,538
Ah, we're there.
950
00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:26,172
It's--
it's gonna come.
951
00:32:26,174 --> 00:32:28,707
(girls screaming)
952
00:32:28,709 --> 00:32:30,475
I always knew Sophie
was full of shit
953
00:32:30,477 --> 00:32:32,176
but this is
fucking ridiculous.
954
00:32:32,178 --> 00:32:34,711
Whoah, whoah, whoah,
whoah, whoah, whoah!
955
00:32:34,713 --> 00:32:36,479
I think, I think
I'm ready to stop now.
956
00:32:36,481 --> 00:32:38,481
(woman)
Okay, I'll turn
off the water.
957
00:32:38,483 --> 00:32:40,316
I can't take
much more of this.
958
00:32:40,318 --> 00:32:41,250
I'm getting off.
959
00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:44,253
(overlapping goodbyes)
960
00:32:44,255 --> 00:32:47,422
¶
961
00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,690
Me and James have got
to work again,
962
00:32:49,692 --> 00:32:50,757
handing out flyers.
963
00:32:50,759 --> 00:32:53,559
Not only that, she
wants we're topless.
964
00:32:53,561 --> 00:32:56,128
Outside the Gate, and
bear in mind,
965
00:32:56,130 --> 00:32:57,662
it's fucking freezing.
966
00:32:57,664 --> 00:32:59,330
All dancing with pants
and a Dickie on--
967
00:32:59,332 --> 00:33:02,032
I'm gonna have to get some
birds to warm up, obviously.
968
00:33:02,034 --> 00:33:02,632
All right.
969
00:33:02,634 --> 00:33:05,067
Our mission tonight
is to get two birds back.
970
00:33:05,069 --> 00:33:07,636
Empty house, we've gotta
make the most of this.
971
00:33:07,638 --> 00:33:09,638
No babysitting tonight.
972
00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,338
Fuck that.
973
00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:11,605
No babysitting
ever again.
974
00:33:11,607 --> 00:33:13,306
You've gotta
get your tan.
975
00:33:13,308 --> 00:33:16,142
You've gotta fucking
shave your body.
976
00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:17,376
Most of all,
you've gotta get
977
00:33:17,378 --> 00:33:19,177
the combover
looking slick.
978
00:33:19,179 --> 00:33:21,179
Guaranteed to
pull birds.
979
00:33:21,181 --> 00:33:23,681
Better with a little
bit of spraying oil.
980
00:33:23,683 --> 00:33:25,482
(laughing)
981
00:33:25,484 --> 00:33:26,516
You love that one,
don't ya?
982
00:33:26,518 --> 00:33:28,751
You know what they
say, no spray, no lay.
983
00:33:28,753 --> 00:33:30,586
(laughing)
984
00:33:30,588 --> 00:33:34,556
¶
985
00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:42,230
(overlapping chatter)
986
00:33:43,198 --> 00:33:45,165
All we're bothered about
is getting pissed
987
00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:47,100
and pulling
decent birds.
988
00:33:47,102 --> 00:33:50,436
¶
989
00:33:50,438 --> 00:33:52,771
(Rebecca)
The Leeds boys are
really gonna like us,
990
00:33:52,773 --> 00:33:54,506
'cause when we come
glammed up
991
00:33:54,508 --> 00:33:55,373
and we look amazing,
992
00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,274
they're not gonna know
what's hit them.
993
00:33:57,276 --> 00:34:00,076
¶
994
00:34:00,078 --> 00:34:02,278
We're gonna take
the town by storm,
995
00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,480
and they're gonna know
that we have arrived.
996
00:34:04,482 --> 00:34:06,515
(Holly)
We're gonna be
the hottest girls
997
00:34:06,517 --> 00:34:07,516
in the fucking club.
998
00:34:07,518 --> 00:34:09,251
And everyone's gonna
have their eyes
999
00:34:09,253 --> 00:34:10,752
on us,
without a doubt.
1000
00:34:10,754 --> 00:34:11,953
(flatulence)
1001
00:34:11,955 --> 00:34:12,720
Oh, my God.
1002
00:34:12,722 --> 00:34:14,121
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
1003
00:34:14,123 --> 00:34:15,722
¶
1004
00:34:15,724 --> 00:34:17,123
To the bar!
1005
00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:20,526
¶
1006
00:34:20,528 --> 00:34:22,594
Quick game of
I Have Never.
1007
00:34:22,596 --> 00:34:26,664
I have never thought of
Jay in a sexual way.
1008
00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:27,731
¶
1009
00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:28,264
No?
1010
00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:29,331
I fucking touched
him for ages
1011
00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:32,100
and I never thought
of him in a sexual way.
1012
00:34:32,102 --> 00:34:33,435
What a fucking
surprise.
1013
00:34:33,437 --> 00:34:35,703
'Cause he is
actually gorgeous.
1014
00:34:35,705 --> 00:34:36,870
But I don't really
like the fact
1015
00:34:36,872 --> 00:34:39,672
that everyone else
feels that about him.
1016
00:34:39,674 --> 00:34:41,874
We all fancy Jay,
1017
00:34:41,876 --> 00:34:43,075
apart from Vicky.
1018
00:34:43,077 --> 00:34:45,777
I've never weed
in our shower.
1019
00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:49,547
We've all weed
in the showers,
1020
00:34:49,549 --> 00:34:50,848
apart from Vicky.
1021
00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:51,882
I didn't poke
myself
1022
00:34:51,884 --> 00:34:54,584
while Holly and
Becca was asleep.
1023
00:34:54,586 --> 00:34:56,586
(all laughing)
1024
00:34:56,588 --> 00:34:58,854
(Charlotte)
And I have masturbated
1025
00:34:58,856 --> 00:35:01,323
in the middle of Holly
and Becca,
1026
00:35:01,325 --> 00:35:03,191
whilst they slept.
1027
00:35:03,193 --> 00:35:04,592
Vicky also didn't
do that.
1028
00:35:04,594 --> 00:35:05,626
Shots!
1029
00:35:05,628 --> 00:35:06,560
Yeah!
1030
00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:08,261
Cheers.
1031
00:35:09,196 --> 00:35:13,065
¶
1032
00:35:16,736 --> 00:35:18,069
(James)
We're in Floritas,
1033
00:35:18,071 --> 00:35:19,570
and we're fucking
spoiled for choice now.
1034
00:35:19,572 --> 00:35:22,372
We've got birds left,
right, and center.
1035
00:35:22,374 --> 00:35:24,707
¶
1036
00:35:24,709 --> 00:35:26,442
So tonight, me and
Jay are gonna be
1037
00:35:26,444 --> 00:35:27,342
like a tag team.
1038
00:35:27,344 --> 00:35:28,576
I'm gonna be
wrestling fanny,
1039
00:35:28,578 --> 00:35:30,311
and my bed's gonna
be the ring.
1040
00:35:30,313 --> 00:35:32,246
Want to get
to know them?
1041
00:35:42,790 --> 00:35:44,690
There's that much fanny
in here a night,
1042
00:35:44,692 --> 00:35:48,660
if you can't pull,
you must be a right twat.
1043
00:35:53,065 --> 00:35:54,532
I'm like, yeah!
1044
00:35:54,534 --> 00:35:55,733
¶
1045
00:35:55,735 --> 00:35:57,568
I'm a new man since
I got this combover.
1046
00:35:57,570 --> 00:36:01,572
It's fucking ridiculous how
much power it actually has.
1047
00:36:01,574 --> 00:36:03,307
¶
1048
00:36:03,309 --> 00:36:04,374
(Holly)
We're just buzzing
1049
00:36:04,376 --> 00:36:06,209
for the night,
we can't wait.
1050
00:36:06,211 --> 00:36:06,642
¶
1051
00:36:06,644 --> 00:36:09,177
Let's see if there's
any new talent in Leeds.
1052
00:36:09,179 --> 00:36:10,745
¶ Move it to the music
1053
00:36:10,747 --> 00:36:12,780
¶ Move it to the music
1054
00:36:12,782 --> 00:36:14,448
¶ Move it to the music
1055
00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:16,950
¶ It feels right,
it feels right ¶
1056
00:36:20,187 --> 00:36:21,487
(cheering)
1057
00:36:21,489 --> 00:36:23,188
It's bouncing.
1058
00:36:29,328 --> 00:36:31,228
(Holly)
I look over at Char
and Vicky,
1059
00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:34,364
and I know they're
talking about Rebecca.
1060
00:36:39,837 --> 00:36:41,370
(Vicky)
She's not
making any effort.
1061
00:36:41,372 --> 00:36:43,171
It's about time that she
needs to realize,
1062
00:36:43,173 --> 00:36:45,640
we're friends, we
have been for a long time.
1063
00:36:45,642 --> 00:36:46,574
If you want be included,
1064
00:36:46,576 --> 00:36:48,609
make some fucking
effort, pet.
1065
00:36:48,611 --> 00:36:50,744
¶
1066
00:37:04,859 --> 00:37:07,627
Next thing you
know, we're muahing on,
1067
00:37:07,629 --> 00:37:09,061
all over the club,
1068
00:37:09,063 --> 00:37:11,596
like two little
lovebirds.
1069
00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:15,666
¶
1070
00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:25,808
They don't really
care.
1071
00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,076
They're not
interested at all.
1072
00:37:28,078 --> 00:37:32,113
¶
1073
00:37:33,882 --> 00:37:38,218
I think the drink might
be stronger in Leeds.
1074
00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:39,352
¶
1075
00:37:39,354 --> 00:37:42,254
Because I'm
absolutely mortal.
1076
00:37:42,256 --> 00:37:43,822
¶
1077
00:37:43,824 --> 00:37:46,491
(Rebecca)
We're all decided
to leave the club,
1078
00:37:46,493 --> 00:37:48,059
because Charlotte,
once again,
1079
00:37:48,061 --> 00:37:50,227
is absolutely hammered.
1080
00:37:50,229 --> 00:37:51,661
Don't be shy,
Sophie!
1081
00:37:51,663 --> 00:37:53,329
(overlapping chatter)
1082
00:37:53,331 --> 00:37:54,163
Leave her alone.
1083
00:37:54,165 --> 00:37:56,098
That's my fuckin'
shoe!
1084
00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,166
No, it's mine!
1085
00:37:58,168 --> 00:38:01,669
Someone give her
her fuckin' shoe.
Miiine!
1086
00:38:03,138 --> 00:38:03,770
(girls giggling)
1087
00:38:03,772 --> 00:38:05,738
Charlotte,
you're mortal.
1088
00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:09,675
¶
1089
00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:12,410
Hey, you.
1090
00:38:12,412 --> 00:38:14,145
(Holly)
So, we get back
to the hotel,
1091
00:38:14,147 --> 00:38:16,380
and right now,
Rebecca's upstairs,
1092
00:38:16,382 --> 00:38:18,248
crying her eyes out.
1093
00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,115
What's the matter?
1094
00:38:19,117 --> 00:38:20,616
You feel like we're
leaving you out?
1095
00:38:20,618 --> 00:38:21,350
(sniffling)
1096
00:38:21,352 --> 00:38:24,486
It's the weirdest, like,
'uncomfortablest' feeling
1097
00:38:24,488 --> 00:38:25,420
I've ever felt, like.
1098
00:38:25,422 --> 00:38:27,455
I feel like the
outsider again.
1099
00:38:27,457 --> 00:38:29,590
You're the only person
that I'll speak,
1100
00:38:29,592 --> 00:38:32,159
speak with, and I
feel like I can be--
1101
00:38:32,161 --> 00:38:33,260
be myself in
front of,
1102
00:38:33,262 --> 00:38:36,696
because, whatever I
say in front of them,
1103
00:38:36,698 --> 00:38:39,532
everyone frowns
upon it, like.
1104
00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:41,600
Like I try and speak, and
they've all learned to say,
1105
00:38:41,602 --> 00:38:44,369
"Whoah, whoah," as
if I'm not even--
1106
00:38:44,371 --> 00:38:46,771
as if-- oh, God.
1107
00:38:46,773 --> 00:38:48,472
This is exactly
what happened to me,
1108
00:38:48,474 --> 00:38:51,308
because, I've been sat
there crying on my own
1109
00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:52,642
and no one's
been there for me.
1110
00:38:52,644 --> 00:38:55,177
I couldn't make someone
feel so uncomfortable.
1111
00:38:55,179 --> 00:38:57,145
I-- I'd want to
be their friend.
1112
00:38:57,147 --> 00:39:00,114
I'd want them to
be, like, happy.
1113
00:39:00,116 --> 00:39:02,449
I wouldn't want them
to feel the way I am.
1114
00:39:02,451 --> 00:39:04,384
Sitting, crying
in a room.
1115
00:39:04,386 --> 00:39:06,252
I don't think I've
ever cried so much
1116
00:39:06,254 --> 00:39:07,186
in my life then--
1117
00:39:07,188 --> 00:39:08,086
I haven't, neither.
1118
00:39:08,088 --> 00:39:10,555
I got on with Charlotte
and Sophie really well
1119
00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:11,522
when Vicky's not there,
1120
00:39:11,524 --> 00:39:14,958
and I think, because,
they say Vicky is like
1121
00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,260
a very strong person
that's around them.
1122
00:39:17,262 --> 00:39:18,327
But, like,
if that was me,
1123
00:39:18,329 --> 00:39:19,561
I would still speak
to people,
1124
00:39:19,563 --> 00:39:20,528
it wouldn't matter.
1125
00:39:20,530 --> 00:39:23,163
(Holly)
You'll be fine,
I promise.
1126
00:39:23,364 --> 00:39:25,064
I am not letting
her go through
1127
00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:26,065
what I went through.
1128
00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:26,698
I feel bad
for her.
1129
00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,399
She's 18, she's
exactly what I was--
1130
00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:30,033
I don't care,
I don't care.
1131
00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:31,401
I'm not gonna
leave her alone.
1132
00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:32,602
We're not asking
you to, though.
1133
00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:34,670
She's faking it, she's
just fucking fake, Holly.
1134
00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:37,739
(Charlotte)
I don't feel like we
know the real Becca,
1135
00:39:37,741 --> 00:39:39,607
and all we really want
to know is,
1136
00:39:39,609 --> 00:39:40,808
who is Becca?
1137
00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:42,242
¶
1138
00:39:42,244 --> 00:39:43,409
They can't
warm to her.
1139
00:39:43,411 --> 00:39:45,444
They feel like she's
not being herself.
1140
00:39:45,446 --> 00:39:47,479
She's announced
that she's shy.
1141
00:39:47,481 --> 00:39:48,746
She doesn't like
chatting lads up.
1142
00:39:48,748 --> 00:39:50,514
She gets embarrassed,
she gets--
1143
00:39:50,516 --> 00:39:52,349
The minute there's
five lads in a room,
1144
00:39:52,351 --> 00:39:53,249
she goes running over.
1145
00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:55,451
There's no reason to
hate this girl.
1146
00:39:55,453 --> 00:39:56,985
If you think
she's being fake,
1147
00:39:56,987 --> 00:39:58,686
that's your opinion.
1148
00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,587
I'm just taking her
for what she is.
1149
00:40:00,589 --> 00:40:02,722
She's 18,
she's a nice girl,
1150
00:40:02,724 --> 00:40:04,023
she's absolutely
harmless,
1151
00:40:04,025 --> 00:40:04,857
she wouldn't
hurt a fly.
1152
00:40:04,859 --> 00:40:07,426
I will stand up for
anybody in this house
1153
00:40:07,428 --> 00:40:10,195
who I think needs
standing for.
Yeah.
1154
00:40:10,197 --> 00:40:11,129
Any girl, right?
1155
00:40:11,131 --> 00:40:15,166
Right now, I don't
want to stand up for her.
1156
00:40:15,168 --> 00:40:18,169
(Rebecca crying)
1157
00:40:18,171 --> 00:40:19,570
¶
1158
00:40:19,572 --> 00:40:22,005
I think we just need
to go to sleep.
1159
00:40:22,007 --> 00:40:22,972
We're all drunk.
1160
00:40:22,974 --> 00:40:24,306
See what happens
in the morning.
1161
00:40:24,308 --> 00:40:25,707
Sort it out tomorrow.
1162
00:40:25,709 --> 00:40:29,744
¶
1163
00:40:32,314 --> 00:40:35,249
¶
1164
00:40:38,753 --> 00:40:40,720
Ohh, brilliant!
1165
00:40:42,789 --> 00:40:45,423
¶
1166
00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:50,360
Fuckin' hell, I'm
in here, like.
1167
00:40:50,362 --> 00:40:52,595
The only thing that I've
got to worry about tonight
1168
00:40:52,597 --> 00:40:55,197
is how many lasses I'll
be bringing home.
1169
00:41:00,536 --> 00:41:04,505
¶
1170
00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:07,707
(James)
What the fuck did
Jay say to these birds?
1171
00:41:07,709 --> 00:41:09,308
One minute, they're
dripping off wet.
1172
00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:12,444
Next minute, we're left
looking like fucking drips.
1173
00:41:12,446 --> 00:41:16,247
Do you really want to get
our Irish birds back?
1174
00:41:16,249 --> 00:41:17,114
Who?
1175
00:41:17,116 --> 00:41:18,148
Irish birds.
1176
00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:19,983
What, what
Irish birds?
1177
00:41:19,985 --> 00:41:20,683
Welsh birds.
1178
00:41:20,685 --> 00:41:21,550
Oh, the Welsh birds.
1179
00:41:21,552 --> 00:41:23,752
One minute, we're
in the forest of fanny.
1180
00:41:23,754 --> 00:41:26,721
One slip of the tongue,
we're home alone.
1181
00:41:26,723 --> 00:41:28,656
¶
1182
00:41:28,658 --> 00:41:30,591
What a shit night.
1183
00:41:41,002 --> 00:41:42,535
I hope so, mate.
1184
00:41:42,537 --> 00:41:44,470
¶
1185
00:41:44,472 --> 00:41:45,604
¶ Everyone's here to party
1186
00:41:45,606 --> 00:41:48,173
¶ If you wanna go wild,
if you wanna go wild ¶
1187
00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:49,440
¶ Everyone's here to party
1188
00:41:49,442 --> 00:41:51,742
¶ If you wanna go wild,
if you wanna go wild ¶
1189
00:41:51,744 --> 00:41:52,943
¶ Everyone's here to party
1190
00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,945
¶ Let's party, party,
let me go wild ¶
1191
00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:56,846
¶ Let's party, party,
let me go wild ¶
1192
00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,647
¶ Let's party, party,
let me go wild ¶
1193
00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:01,049
¶ Let's party, party,
let me go own that ¶
1194
00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,417
¶ Oi oi,
let me go wild ¶
1195
00:42:02,419 --> 00:42:04,552
¶ Let's party hard,
let me go own that ¶
1196
00:42:04,554 --> 00:42:07,088
¶ Own that
own that ¶