1 00:00:06,271 --> 00:00:07,504 ¶ 2 00:00:07,506 --> 00:00:09,205 We are back in Newcastle, 3 00:00:09,207 --> 00:00:11,207 back in our playground. 4 00:00:11,209 --> 00:00:12,541 Let the party begin. 5 00:00:12,543 --> 00:00:13,375 Hi! 6 00:00:13,377 --> 00:00:14,843 It's a new boy. 7 00:00:14,845 --> 00:00:16,444 (cheering) 8 00:00:16,446 --> 00:00:17,745 What the fuck? 9 00:00:17,747 --> 00:00:18,712 She's got an attitude. 10 00:00:18,714 --> 00:00:20,213 Tried to face it and slapped her arse. 11 00:00:20,215 --> 00:00:21,347 (Vicky) Really annoying. 12 00:00:21,349 --> 00:00:22,114 She's like thrush. 13 00:00:22,116 --> 00:00:23,115 (James) Surprised Anna wanted 14 00:00:23,117 --> 00:00:24,616 us to work for her again, to be honest. 15 00:00:24,618 --> 00:00:25,650 The best we done last time. 16 00:00:25,652 --> 00:00:26,951 Does anybody know how to spray tan? 17 00:00:26,953 --> 00:00:30,521 (Charlotte) Vicky's gonna finish her boyfriend. 18 00:00:30,523 --> 00:00:32,389 (Vicky) Dan doesn't turn up. 19 00:00:32,391 --> 00:00:33,490 Don't blame him. 20 00:00:33,492 --> 00:00:34,424 Sophie. 21 00:00:34,426 --> 00:00:35,324 Fuck off, man. 22 00:00:35,326 --> 00:00:36,491 I didn't lose face. 23 00:00:36,493 --> 00:00:37,825 Is it so hard for me to do this 24 00:00:37,827 --> 00:00:38,692 while we're inside? 25 00:00:38,694 --> 00:00:39,826 (Ricci) Gaz and Charlotte, 26 00:00:39,828 --> 00:00:41,360 not really speaking. 27 00:00:41,362 --> 00:00:43,161 (Vicky) I know they're from Dan. 28 00:00:43,163 --> 00:00:44,362 (James) Ricci's face was in 29 00:00:44,364 --> 00:00:45,763 a right little strop. 30 00:00:45,765 --> 00:00:46,864 (Charlotte) Finally tash on 31 00:00:46,866 --> 00:00:49,466 with someone other than Gary! 32 00:00:50,267 --> 00:00:52,334 Fuck her one more time, won't hurt. 33 00:00:52,336 --> 00:00:52,901 (shouting) 34 00:00:52,903 --> 00:00:54,402 (Holly) This isn't the party 35 00:00:54,404 --> 00:00:55,870 that we were hoping for. 36 00:00:55,872 --> 00:00:58,205 (shouting) 37 00:00:58,207 --> 00:00:59,239 ¶ 38 00:00:59,241 --> 00:01:01,507 I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge. 39 00:01:01,509 --> 00:01:03,509 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 40 00:01:03,511 --> 00:01:06,211 I've got a banging body and the banter to match. 41 00:01:06,213 --> 00:01:07,712 I should have a degree in pulling women. 42 00:01:07,714 --> 00:01:10,147 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 43 00:01:10,149 --> 00:01:12,249 Hardest graft I've ever done is doing my hair. 44 00:01:12,251 --> 00:01:14,317 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 45 00:01:14,319 --> 00:01:15,584 Got the looks, got the charm. 46 00:01:15,586 --> 00:01:16,351 It just works. 47 00:01:16,353 --> 00:01:19,420 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double-Fs. 48 00:01:19,422 --> 00:01:22,790 (all) Geordie Shore, why, aye! 49 00:01:22,792 --> 00:01:27,161 ¶ 50 00:01:35,670 --> 00:01:36,770 (Ricci) Wake up in the morning. 51 00:01:36,772 --> 00:01:39,205 Think-- it's one of those nightmare situations, 52 00:01:39,207 --> 00:01:42,274 thinking, "I can't believe last night." 53 00:01:42,276 --> 00:01:43,475 (Gaz) Did that really happen last night? 54 00:01:43,477 --> 00:01:45,343 Did that actually happen with my mate? 55 00:01:45,345 --> 00:01:46,377 Like, where's Ricci? 56 00:01:46,379 --> 00:01:47,411 Like, what's just happened? 57 00:01:47,413 --> 00:01:48,578 And the one person I did not want 58 00:01:48,580 --> 00:01:50,513 to see when I wake up is Anna. 59 00:01:50,515 --> 00:01:52,081 All right. 60 00:01:52,083 --> 00:01:52,781 Take a seat. 61 00:01:52,783 --> 00:01:53,848 Being pulled in a bar from like, 62 00:01:53,850 --> 00:01:55,482 my best mate in the house, you know what I mean? 63 00:01:55,484 --> 00:01:58,151 It's like, it's a nightmare situation, 64 00:01:58,153 --> 00:02:00,186 like, we don't want it. 65 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:00,619 ¶ 66 00:02:00,621 --> 00:02:02,153 Ricci was getting wild in the bar that night, 67 00:02:02,155 --> 00:02:04,021 'cause obviously Dan had delivered them presents 68 00:02:04,023 --> 00:02:04,554 for Vicky. 69 00:02:04,556 --> 00:02:05,655 So even to start the night, 70 00:02:05,657 --> 00:02:06,489 he was in a bad mood. 71 00:02:06,491 --> 00:02:09,391 And I just think it took a little daft argument 72 00:02:09,393 --> 00:02:11,192 and a little bit of confrontation 73 00:02:11,194 --> 00:02:13,127 to turn into what it did. 74 00:02:13,129 --> 00:02:14,795 ¶ 75 00:02:14,797 --> 00:02:17,297 You may hang your head in shame. 76 00:02:17,299 --> 00:02:20,233 It's absolutely disgusting. 77 00:02:20,235 --> 00:02:22,501 None of the other housemates 78 00:02:22,503 --> 00:02:24,703 should have seen that, witnessed that. 79 00:02:24,705 --> 00:02:25,770 It won't happen again. 80 00:02:25,772 --> 00:02:26,871 (Anna) It won't happen again. 81 00:02:26,873 --> 00:02:29,173 You're out of this house. 82 00:02:29,175 --> 00:02:29,706 (exhaling) 83 00:02:29,708 --> 00:02:31,574 When I heard them words come out her mouth, 84 00:02:31,576 --> 00:02:32,508 my heart sunk. 85 00:02:32,510 --> 00:02:34,710 I want you to go pack your stuff now. 86 00:02:34,712 --> 00:02:36,578 Don't wake anybody else. 87 00:02:36,580 --> 00:02:38,279 ¶ 88 00:02:38,281 --> 00:02:39,680 Vick's waking up in the morning 89 00:02:39,682 --> 00:02:41,748 and realizing that I've gone. 90 00:02:41,750 --> 00:02:43,382 Like, I'd love to be with her-- 91 00:02:43,384 --> 00:02:44,216 you know what I mean? 92 00:02:44,218 --> 00:02:46,218 To just explain the cock-up, but, 93 00:02:46,220 --> 00:02:47,252 not allowed to. 94 00:02:47,254 --> 00:02:48,686 Just gotta go. 95 00:02:48,688 --> 00:02:50,621 After such a good night, with Vicky, 96 00:02:50,623 --> 00:02:52,222 like, becoming my girlfriend, 97 00:02:52,224 --> 00:02:53,723 an argument between me and Gaz 98 00:02:53,725 --> 00:02:55,324 is the most horrendous thing I've ever 99 00:02:55,326 --> 00:02:56,391 seen in my life. 100 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,759 It's stupid. 101 00:02:57,761 --> 00:02:58,593 Leaving the house, 102 00:02:58,595 --> 00:03:01,596 this is the hardest thing I've ever had to do 103 00:03:01,598 --> 00:03:02,630 in my entire life. 104 00:03:02,632 --> 00:03:03,631 (Gaz) There's people in there 105 00:03:03,633 --> 00:03:06,233 I've bonded with, and I became really close with, 106 00:03:06,235 --> 00:03:08,101 and that this is the end... 107 00:03:08,103 --> 00:03:10,069 (sighing) Absolutely heartbroken. 108 00:03:10,071 --> 00:03:11,537 Absolutely gutted. 109 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,040 ¶ 110 00:03:16,042 --> 00:03:16,774 Morning. 111 00:03:16,776 --> 00:03:17,708 (Sophie) Hi. 112 00:03:17,710 --> 00:03:19,276 Do you want everyone up? 113 00:03:19,278 --> 00:03:21,044 Please. 114 00:03:21,046 --> 00:03:21,544 How are you? 115 00:03:21,546 --> 00:03:24,647 Just take a seat 'round the breakfast area. 116 00:03:24,649 --> 00:03:25,581 Not pleased to be here. 117 00:03:25,583 --> 00:03:28,717 As soon as I seen Anna, I knew it was 'bout 118 00:03:28,719 --> 00:03:29,818 the fight last night, 119 00:03:29,820 --> 00:03:31,252 and she's definitely not here 120 00:03:31,254 --> 00:03:33,120 to give us a pat on the back. 121 00:03:33,122 --> 00:03:33,553 ¶ 122 00:03:33,555 --> 00:03:35,221 (Charlotte) Anna's in the house. 123 00:03:35,223 --> 00:03:37,489 She looks really angry. 124 00:03:37,491 --> 00:03:40,024 I don't want to see any more 125 00:03:40,026 --> 00:03:42,559 ridiculous behavior. 126 00:03:42,561 --> 00:03:46,162 I mean, yes, party. 127 00:03:46,164 --> 00:03:47,463 But take it a level 128 00:03:47,465 --> 00:03:51,600 where you can actually control your actions. 129 00:03:51,602 --> 00:03:53,468 The boys have been sent home. 130 00:03:53,470 --> 00:03:55,603 What they did was totally unacceptable. 131 00:03:55,605 --> 00:03:58,138 Because of fuckin' Gary and his jealousy, 132 00:03:58,140 --> 00:04:00,140 my new boyfriend's kicked out the house? 133 00:04:00,142 --> 00:04:02,542 Thanks, Gaz, you fuckin' bellend. 134 00:04:02,544 --> 00:04:05,044 (Charlotte) I can't believe Gary's gone. 135 00:04:05,046 --> 00:04:07,613 And it's all my fault for kissing Leroy. 136 00:04:07,615 --> 00:04:10,182 (Vicky) Gaz and Ricci's argument started over one thing, 137 00:04:10,184 --> 00:04:12,250 and one thing only, and that is Charlotte. 138 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:13,084 I'm warning ya. 139 00:04:13,086 --> 00:04:16,187 Don't ever let me be standing here again. 140 00:04:16,189 --> 00:04:18,055 ¶ 141 00:04:18,057 --> 00:04:19,089 Right, I'll see yous Friday. 142 00:04:19,091 --> 00:04:21,024 (James) The people who will feel it most 143 00:04:21,026 --> 00:04:22,692 is Vicky and Charlotte. 144 00:04:22,694 --> 00:04:25,194 Vicky's just lost her, "new boyfriend," 145 00:04:25,196 --> 00:04:27,229 which she'll be so devastated about. 146 00:04:27,231 --> 00:04:31,566 And Gaz's fucked off, so Charlotte's missing him. 147 00:04:31,568 --> 00:04:32,700 (Holly) It wouldn't have been 148 00:04:32,702 --> 00:04:36,203 fair for one of them to go and one of them to stay. 149 00:04:36,205 --> 00:04:39,639 Obviously, I like Gary a lot more than I like Ricci, 150 00:04:39,641 --> 00:04:42,341 because when he's drunk, he intimidates me 151 00:04:42,343 --> 00:04:43,375 and I don't like it. 152 00:04:43,377 --> 00:04:45,410 (Vicky) Ricci started off in a bad mood 153 00:04:45,412 --> 00:04:46,511 with the presence of Dan, 154 00:04:46,513 --> 00:04:49,046 and then it escalated from there. 155 00:04:49,048 --> 00:04:51,114 Obviously, Gaz isn't Golden Boy either, 156 00:04:51,116 --> 00:04:52,682 'cause it blatantly has happened because 157 00:04:52,684 --> 00:04:55,685 he was jealous of you going with Ricci's friend. 158 00:04:55,687 --> 00:04:56,318 Yeah. 159 00:04:56,320 --> 00:04:58,653 And it's all escalated and jumped from there. 160 00:04:58,655 --> 00:05:00,721 Why doesn't Gary just admit that he, 161 00:05:00,723 --> 00:05:01,488 he is bothered? 162 00:05:01,490 --> 00:05:03,356 He's just trying to keep up with this big act 163 00:05:03,358 --> 00:05:05,391 of being a player and really just looks 164 00:05:05,393 --> 00:05:06,625 like a knob jockey. 165 00:05:06,627 --> 00:05:09,227 I feel genuinely so sorry for him. 166 00:05:09,229 --> 00:05:10,494 He thinks the world of you, Yeah. 167 00:05:10,496 --> 00:05:11,695 he thinks the world of lasses. Yeah. 168 00:05:11,697 --> 00:05:13,663 He even thinks the world of fuckin' Gary. 169 00:05:13,665 --> 00:05:15,564 This is so fuckin' out of order. 170 00:05:15,566 --> 00:05:16,298 It's unfair. 171 00:05:16,300 --> 00:05:18,400 I think it's really going to affect my mood. 172 00:05:18,402 --> 00:05:20,769 I'm gonna miss him a lot. 173 00:05:20,771 --> 00:05:23,838 He's an only child, he's being spoon-fed. 174 00:05:23,840 --> 00:05:25,406 If he doesn't like something 175 00:05:25,408 --> 00:05:26,907 and it doesn't go his way, 176 00:05:26,909 --> 00:05:28,708 he kicks off like a kid. 177 00:05:28,710 --> 00:05:30,776 (all shouting) 178 00:05:30,778 --> 00:05:32,577 And everyone'll say the same thing, 179 00:05:32,579 --> 00:05:34,712 they do not like him when he's drunk. 180 00:05:34,714 --> 00:05:36,313 ¶ 181 00:05:36,315 --> 00:05:38,448 (phone ringing) 182 00:05:38,450 --> 00:05:39,215 (Sophie) Hello? 183 00:05:39,217 --> 00:05:40,583 (Joel) How you doing, babe, are you all right? 184 00:05:40,585 --> 00:05:43,052 Oh, hi, Joel, how are you? 185 00:05:45,188 --> 00:05:47,455 Am I supposed to say, yeah, I'll meet him? 186 00:05:47,457 --> 00:05:49,490 Am I supposed to leave it this quick? 187 00:05:49,492 --> 00:05:50,557 Should I leave it longer? 188 00:05:50,559 --> 00:05:52,759 Should I make him suffer longer? 189 00:05:52,761 --> 00:05:54,127 I don't know. 190 00:05:54,129 --> 00:05:56,362 (Vicky) I've never been one to kind of 191 00:05:56,364 --> 00:05:59,231 mask my opinions, or hide exactly how I feel, 192 00:05:59,233 --> 00:06:00,465 so, when Sophie's on the phone, 193 00:06:00,467 --> 00:06:03,067 I write down that I think Joel's a twat. 194 00:06:03,069 --> 00:06:06,170 ¶ 195 00:06:06,172 --> 00:06:07,271 Which, basically he is. 196 00:06:07,273 --> 00:06:10,340 I have to talk to the guys about it, 197 00:06:10,342 --> 00:06:12,041 and see what they think. 198 00:06:12,043 --> 00:06:12,808 And I'll let you know. 199 00:06:12,810 --> 00:06:14,176 (Vicki) On the other side, 200 00:06:14,178 --> 00:06:15,177 I write down that, um, 201 00:06:15,179 --> 00:06:18,113 I'm serious, and he also wears pink lipstick. 202 00:06:18,115 --> 00:06:20,515 I don't think anyone can get mad at us for this, 203 00:06:20,517 --> 00:06:22,450 because it's true. 204 00:06:22,452 --> 00:06:24,185 It's a fact. 205 00:06:24,187 --> 00:06:26,086 You don't get mad at newsreaders, do you? 206 00:06:26,088 --> 00:06:27,020 On a serious note, though, 207 00:06:27,022 --> 00:06:29,422 do you think I'm wrong if I get back with him? 208 00:06:29,424 --> 00:06:30,523 ¶ 209 00:06:30,525 --> 00:06:32,491 I think only you know how you feel. 210 00:06:32,493 --> 00:06:33,492 (Rebecca) Yeah. 211 00:06:33,494 --> 00:06:36,595 Everyone deserves a second chance. 212 00:06:36,597 --> 00:06:40,665 Think she'll probably stop seeing him... 213 00:06:40,667 --> 00:06:42,033 I'm no Dear Deirdre, 214 00:06:42,035 --> 00:06:44,602 and I know me and Gary fucked it all up, 215 00:06:44,604 --> 00:06:46,170 but I'm just trying to help. 216 00:06:46,172 --> 00:06:47,504 If you want to give him a second chance, 217 00:06:47,506 --> 00:06:48,605 then, we'll be behind you. 218 00:06:48,607 --> 00:06:51,407 But, fool me once, shame on you. Yeah. 219 00:06:51,409 --> 00:06:53,543 Fool me twice, shame on me. 220 00:06:53,545 --> 00:06:55,745 If he thinks he's gonna take the piss out of her, 221 00:06:55,747 --> 00:06:56,712 he's got another thing coming. 222 00:06:56,714 --> 00:06:59,381 I fuckin' hate that skinny little prick. 223 00:06:59,383 --> 00:07:00,382 ¶ 224 00:07:00,384 --> 00:07:02,250 (James) So, me and Jay, we want to go out, 225 00:07:02,252 --> 00:07:04,518 and we want to get some new girls. 226 00:07:04,520 --> 00:07:05,418 ¶ 227 00:07:05,420 --> 00:07:06,585 We've got a large room. 228 00:07:06,587 --> 00:07:08,253 There's only two people in there. 229 00:07:08,255 --> 00:07:09,153 And there's a shag pad. 230 00:07:09,155 --> 00:07:10,254 So one of us got the room to himself, 231 00:07:10,256 --> 00:07:12,489 one's got the shag pad, we're fucking laughing. 232 00:07:12,491 --> 00:07:14,324 We need to be taking full advantage of 233 00:07:14,326 --> 00:07:15,458 this situation. 234 00:07:15,460 --> 00:07:19,228 ¶ 235 00:07:19,596 --> 00:07:20,996 The girls are like, "Sophie, 236 00:07:20,998 --> 00:07:23,565 do what you want to do." 237 00:07:23,567 --> 00:07:24,399 So I do. 238 00:07:24,401 --> 00:07:26,467 And I decide I'm going to see him. 239 00:07:26,469 --> 00:07:28,869 ¶ 240 00:07:28,871 --> 00:07:32,272 So many questions are going through my head right now. 241 00:07:32,274 --> 00:07:33,773 And I don't know what to do, 242 00:07:33,775 --> 00:07:35,508 I'm still in two minds. 243 00:07:35,510 --> 00:07:37,142 ¶ 244 00:07:37,144 --> 00:07:38,276 So I just want to go and hear 245 00:07:38,278 --> 00:07:40,177 what he's got to say. 246 00:07:40,179 --> 00:07:40,744 How are ya? 247 00:07:40,746 --> 00:07:42,712 I'm good, you look amazing. 248 00:07:42,714 --> 00:07:43,412 Hey, you. 249 00:07:43,414 --> 00:07:45,113 Hey, girl. Hey, how are you? 250 00:07:45,115 --> 00:07:47,348 He looks so nice again. 251 00:07:47,350 --> 00:07:48,649 I want to explain, like, what happened. 252 00:07:48,651 --> 00:07:51,251 I'm glad-- well, I want you to explain. 253 00:07:51,253 --> 00:07:51,818 On a night out, 254 00:07:51,820 --> 00:07:53,386 I'm used to just being with the boys, 255 00:07:53,388 --> 00:07:54,286 and that sort of thing. 256 00:07:54,288 --> 00:07:56,321 And you know I've got a bit of a reputation 257 00:07:56,323 --> 00:07:57,689 of sort of being like a bit of a player 258 00:07:57,691 --> 00:07:59,691 back in London. Yeah, but you should stop. 259 00:07:59,693 --> 00:08:01,125 I'm leaving all that behind, 260 00:08:01,127 --> 00:08:01,592 and, like, 261 00:08:01,594 --> 00:08:03,627 I've come all the way from London here 262 00:08:03,629 --> 00:08:04,561 to see you again. 263 00:08:04,563 --> 00:08:05,395 You know what I mean? 264 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:07,296 Like, this is showing you already 265 00:08:07,298 --> 00:08:08,797 that I, you know, I want to make amends 266 00:08:08,799 --> 00:08:10,331 for what happened that night. 267 00:08:10,333 --> 00:08:11,765 ¶ 268 00:08:11,767 --> 00:08:13,600 Should I do what everyone else says 269 00:08:13,602 --> 00:08:14,334 I should do? 270 00:08:14,336 --> 00:08:15,668 And that's to fuck you off. 271 00:08:15,670 --> 00:08:17,536 Then I think, "You know what? 272 00:08:17,538 --> 00:08:18,370 Fuck it." 273 00:08:18,372 --> 00:08:20,105 Fuck everyone else. 274 00:08:20,107 --> 00:08:21,239 I'll do what I think's right, 275 00:08:21,241 --> 00:08:22,607 and if it doesn't work out, 276 00:08:22,609 --> 00:08:24,208 then fuckin' shit on me. 277 00:08:24,210 --> 00:08:25,842 I'll give you one more chance. 278 00:08:25,844 --> 00:08:28,811 Then, after this, if you fuck up, 279 00:08:28,813 --> 00:08:31,580 if you mess us about, if you do anything wrong, 280 00:08:31,582 --> 00:08:32,414 then that's it. 281 00:08:32,416 --> 00:08:34,048 I'll make your life hell. 282 00:08:34,050 --> 00:08:38,185 ¶ 283 00:08:41,789 --> 00:08:46,092 ¶ 284 00:08:50,163 --> 00:08:51,863 (Charlotte) So, we're in Bijoux, 285 00:08:51,865 --> 00:08:54,398 and I've got one thing on my mind: 286 00:08:54,400 --> 00:08:55,332 cock. 287 00:08:55,334 --> 00:08:56,232 Big ones. 288 00:08:56,234 --> 00:08:57,499 And not Gary's. 289 00:08:57,501 --> 00:08:59,100 Charlotte's got this big plan tonight, 290 00:08:59,102 --> 00:09:00,968 that she's gonna be some sort of crazy, 291 00:09:00,970 --> 00:09:02,336 pulling machine. 292 00:09:03,304 --> 00:09:05,171 (Charlotte) So the boy in the jumper 293 00:09:05,173 --> 00:09:07,173 is lookin' all right to practice on. 294 00:09:07,175 --> 00:09:09,141 But he looks a bit intelligent. 295 00:09:09,143 --> 00:09:12,544 I don't know how to speak with intelligent people. 296 00:09:17,216 --> 00:09:20,218 Shit, I'm under so much pressure. 297 00:09:20,220 --> 00:09:21,419 No backing out now, though. 298 00:09:21,421 --> 00:09:23,454 I'm going in for the kill. 299 00:09:32,330 --> 00:09:33,930 What the fuck?! 300 00:09:35,299 --> 00:09:38,634 ¶ 301 00:09:39,268 --> 00:09:41,302 (Sophie) We're like, mate, let's go home 302 00:09:41,304 --> 00:09:43,304 and do what normal couples do 303 00:09:43,306 --> 00:09:45,306 and have a night in. 304 00:09:45,308 --> 00:09:48,575 ¶ 305 00:09:48,577 --> 00:09:49,475 Can't stay all night. 306 00:09:49,477 --> 00:09:51,076 I can't find the DVD I want. 307 00:09:51,078 --> 00:09:52,510 You've already looked there. 308 00:09:52,512 --> 00:09:53,177 I have? 309 00:09:53,179 --> 00:09:55,746 I know the majority of the house 310 00:09:55,748 --> 00:09:56,546 don't like Joel. 311 00:09:56,548 --> 00:09:58,581 You know, they're upset about the way he treats us, 312 00:09:58,583 --> 00:10:00,449 they don't like his behavior in the house. 313 00:10:00,451 --> 00:10:04,085 They're gonna be angry that he's probably here. 314 00:10:04,087 --> 00:10:05,319 You want to go for a walk? 315 00:10:05,321 --> 00:10:06,586 (sighing) Yeah. 316 00:10:06,588 --> 00:10:08,821 If everyone comes in and attacks him, 317 00:10:08,823 --> 00:10:09,755 when that's my guest, 318 00:10:09,757 --> 00:10:12,324 then I think that is very, very disrespectful. 319 00:10:12,326 --> 00:10:14,726 If I'm happy, then they should be happy. 320 00:10:14,728 --> 00:10:18,963 ¶ 321 00:10:19,731 --> 00:10:20,864 (Rebecca) It's actually good 322 00:10:20,866 --> 00:10:22,632 having a night out without Ricci, 323 00:10:22,634 --> 00:10:25,835 because he gets in such a state when he's drunk. 324 00:10:25,837 --> 00:10:27,336 So now that he's been kicked out, 325 00:10:27,338 --> 00:10:30,806 he may grow up a little bit and become a real man 326 00:10:30,808 --> 00:10:32,307 like Jason. 327 00:10:53,529 --> 00:10:57,431 ¶ 328 00:11:07,775 --> 00:11:09,275 I think I love him again. 329 00:11:09,277 --> 00:11:11,343 I think I fancy him so much. 330 00:11:11,345 --> 00:11:13,578 (Jay) I pretty much want the best of both worlds, 331 00:11:13,580 --> 00:11:16,180 where I can come home with a bird, 332 00:11:16,182 --> 00:11:19,483 but I'm still spooning Rebecca. 333 00:11:27,758 --> 00:11:29,291 I've told Jason how I feel. 334 00:11:29,293 --> 00:11:30,592 And now he just totally powders off 335 00:11:30,594 --> 00:11:32,226 'cause I don't want to bang him? 336 00:11:32,228 --> 00:11:34,695 I feel a little bit gutted, to be honest. 337 00:11:34,697 --> 00:11:38,298 ¶ 338 00:11:38,799 --> 00:11:43,435 (Rebecca) Me and Holly just get completely annihilated. 339 00:11:43,437 --> 00:11:44,569 ¶ 340 00:11:44,571 --> 00:11:45,469 (Holly) I was, like, 341 00:11:45,471 --> 00:11:48,038 pouring vodkas that Jay would pour, 342 00:11:48,040 --> 00:11:48,838 like half and half. 343 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,172 And then it was getting to the point 344 00:11:50,174 --> 00:11:52,040 where it wasn't even half and half anymore, 345 00:11:52,042 --> 00:11:56,044 it was like, three quarters, and a... 346 00:11:56,046 --> 00:11:57,578 a quarter. 347 00:11:57,580 --> 00:11:59,313 (James) Holly and Becca, 348 00:11:59,315 --> 00:12:01,148 they're being embarrassing. 349 00:12:04,018 --> 00:12:06,586 They need to learn, like, the limits. 350 00:12:06,588 --> 00:12:07,153 ¶ 351 00:12:07,155 --> 00:12:08,954 Becca and Holly are gonna be a nightmare 352 00:12:08,956 --> 00:12:09,654 tonight, you know. 353 00:12:09,656 --> 00:12:10,554 They're gonna be mortal. 354 00:12:10,556 --> 00:12:13,123 Got your bollocks up to here on that one. 355 00:12:13,125 --> 00:12:14,290 ¶ 356 00:12:14,292 --> 00:12:16,292 They're trying to keep up with us, 357 00:12:16,294 --> 00:12:18,594 when they can't drink for shit. 358 00:12:18,596 --> 00:12:22,931 ¶ 359 00:12:25,167 --> 00:12:27,168 (yelling) 360 00:12:27,170 --> 00:12:29,470 (drunken screaming) 361 00:12:29,472 --> 00:12:31,805 Whoah, whoah! 362 00:12:31,807 --> 00:12:34,340 (groaning) Hey, somebody get the bag! 363 00:12:34,342 --> 00:12:36,375 Fucking hell. I need my-- 364 00:12:36,377 --> 00:12:40,145 ¶ 365 00:12:46,519 --> 00:12:47,752 Lie down. 366 00:12:47,754 --> 00:12:48,652 Do it now, all right? 367 00:12:48,654 --> 00:12:51,421 Right now, Joel is actually shitting himself 368 00:12:51,423 --> 00:12:52,422 for everyone coming back. 369 00:12:52,424 --> 00:12:54,557 And then, like, I'll just pretend to be asleep. 370 00:12:54,559 --> 00:12:55,257 Like this? 371 00:12:55,259 --> 00:12:56,858 And, I decide that I'm gonna make a 372 00:12:56,860 --> 00:12:58,659 little bit of a laughter about it, 373 00:12:58,661 --> 00:13:01,528 and I'm gonna pretend that Joel isn't there. 374 00:13:01,530 --> 00:13:03,029 ¶ 375 00:13:03,031 --> 00:13:06,565 (overlapping chatter) 376 00:13:08,968 --> 00:13:10,201 Hello. 377 00:13:10,203 --> 00:13:12,269 Suddenly, I think something's off. 378 00:13:12,271 --> 00:13:14,404 What happened with Joel? 379 00:13:14,406 --> 00:13:15,505 Come here, James. 380 00:13:15,507 --> 00:13:18,040 No, no, no, no, no, what happened with Joel? 381 00:13:18,042 --> 00:13:18,774 (James) What's happened? 382 00:13:18,776 --> 00:13:20,976 I'm like, "Fuck, what's he done, like?" 383 00:13:20,978 --> 00:13:22,610 Has he not turned up, or has he, like, 384 00:13:22,612 --> 00:13:24,044 said summat and hurt her? 385 00:13:24,046 --> 00:13:24,811 What's happened to you? 386 00:13:24,813 --> 00:13:27,680 I went to meet him, right? 387 00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,181 And he-- You're okay, okay? 388 00:13:29,183 --> 00:13:31,316 I went to meet him, right, and he told us... 389 00:13:31,318 --> 00:13:32,150 What'd he say? 390 00:13:32,152 --> 00:13:34,152 He's been behind my back. 391 00:13:34,154 --> 00:13:36,487 And he's been going with loads of girls in London, 392 00:13:36,489 --> 00:13:39,823 everything, and I'm devastated. 393 00:13:39,825 --> 00:13:41,324 He's a fucking pig, isn't he? 394 00:13:41,326 --> 00:13:42,358 Fucking dickhead. 395 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,258 Isn't he a dick? 396 00:13:43,260 --> 00:13:44,659 I don't know what-- 397 00:13:44,661 --> 00:13:45,192 Fuck. 398 00:13:45,194 --> 00:13:46,393 I'm like, trying to comfort her, 399 00:13:46,395 --> 00:13:47,327 saying it's all right. 400 00:13:47,329 --> 00:13:49,162 You shouldn't have even went to see him, 401 00:13:49,164 --> 00:13:50,062 I told you. 402 00:13:50,064 --> 00:13:52,164 But you know now. 403 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,465 You deserve so much better. 404 00:13:53,467 --> 00:13:55,500 I'm starting to cry, I'm really upset, 405 00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,068 I can't believe he's done this, 406 00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:58,335 the stupid knobhead. 407 00:13:58,337 --> 00:14:00,370 I knew all along he'd do this. 408 00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:01,404 Where's Joel? 409 00:14:01,406 --> 00:14:03,340 Just kidding! 410 00:14:03,342 --> 00:14:06,676 (all laughing) 411 00:14:06,678 --> 00:14:08,611 And he fucking pops up behind us. 412 00:14:08,613 --> 00:14:09,578 They're playing a prank on-- 413 00:14:09,580 --> 00:14:12,480 Which I thought was bang out of order, like. 414 00:14:12,482 --> 00:14:15,850 (laughing) 415 00:14:15,852 --> 00:14:17,785 What arseholes. 416 00:14:17,787 --> 00:14:19,286 That wasn't funny. 417 00:14:19,288 --> 00:14:23,223 ¶ 418 00:14:23,225 --> 00:14:25,124 (Charlotte) Vicky pulls the 419 00:14:25,126 --> 00:14:26,492 twat's eye look at Joel. 420 00:14:26,494 --> 00:14:29,228 Shit is hitting the fan. 421 00:14:29,230 --> 00:14:31,630 (Joel) Vicky, is that about me? 422 00:14:31,632 --> 00:14:32,230 Yes. 423 00:14:32,232 --> 00:14:33,698 So you've no reason to lie. 424 00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:36,100 And then, this is also about you as well. 425 00:14:36,102 --> 00:14:38,402 I heard about this, what are you talking about? 426 00:14:38,404 --> 00:14:41,638 I'm serious, he wears pink lipstick. 427 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,306 This isn't gonna go well. 428 00:14:43,308 --> 00:14:44,473 What are you on about? 429 00:14:44,475 --> 00:14:46,107 Let's be serious. 430 00:14:46,109 --> 00:14:48,342 I'm not the only one who thought it, as well. 431 00:14:48,344 --> 00:14:50,744 It was actually a unanimous decision 432 00:14:50,746 --> 00:14:52,645 by everyone who lived here, eh? 433 00:14:52,647 --> 00:14:55,547 And if you want to try and mug us off, 434 00:14:55,549 --> 00:14:57,782 I'll tell ya every single person in here 435 00:14:57,784 --> 00:14:58,449 thought it. 436 00:14:58,451 --> 00:15:00,984 She decides to bring every fucker else 437 00:15:00,986 --> 00:15:01,417 into it. 438 00:15:01,419 --> 00:15:03,352 Not only did Charlotte, not only did Holly, 439 00:15:03,354 --> 00:15:05,354 not only did James, not only did Jane, 440 00:15:05,356 --> 00:15:06,688 not only did Gary, 441 00:15:06,690 --> 00:15:07,555 Sophie did as well. 442 00:15:07,557 --> 00:15:09,223 I didn't know what lipstick. 443 00:15:09,225 --> 00:15:10,490 Vick's taking the piss out of him, 444 00:15:10,492 --> 00:15:11,424 he's a guest in the house, 445 00:15:11,426 --> 00:15:13,526 and he's just-- she's making him feel 446 00:15:13,528 --> 00:15:14,360 awkward as fuck. 447 00:15:14,362 --> 00:15:15,728 Vicky, I know that you've been, like, 448 00:15:15,730 --> 00:15:17,396 telling Sophie this and that about me, 449 00:15:17,398 --> 00:15:18,430 but I said to Sophie, is like, 450 00:15:18,432 --> 00:15:21,065 who the fuck are you to give relationship advice 451 00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,032 to anybody? 452 00:15:22,034 --> 00:15:23,033 Do you know what I'm saying? 453 00:15:23,035 --> 00:15:24,300 Do you know what it was, Joel? 454 00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:25,100 Right? I liked ya. 455 00:15:25,102 --> 00:15:27,435 I liked you! I never had a bad word to say about you. 456 00:15:27,437 --> 00:15:28,035 Liked him? 457 00:15:28,037 --> 00:15:30,203 What a fuckin' liar, man, she hates him. 458 00:15:30,205 --> 00:15:31,537 Did you have an opinion about Joel 459 00:15:31,539 --> 00:15:32,471 on the night out? 460 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,405 I said he was a-- Aye. 461 00:15:33,407 --> 00:15:34,606 Did you have an opinion about the 462 00:15:34,608 --> 00:15:36,307 night out, when Joel was out? 463 00:15:36,309 --> 00:15:37,107 Aye. 464 00:15:37,109 --> 00:15:38,708 Did you? Aye. 465 00:15:38,710 --> 00:15:40,142 I was the last. 466 00:15:40,144 --> 00:15:43,445 I was the fuckin' very last. 467 00:15:43,447 --> 00:15:44,612 Well, at the end of the day-- 468 00:15:44,614 --> 00:15:45,479 Every (bleep) else 469 00:15:45,481 --> 00:15:49,382 said what they had to fuckin' say about you. 470 00:15:49,384 --> 00:15:51,384 And I fuckin' literally held my tongue, 471 00:15:51,386 --> 00:15:52,885 I bit my tongue 'cause I wasn't there. 472 00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:53,852 (Joel) What do you mean? 473 00:15:53,854 --> 00:15:55,286 'Cause I try and stand up for her, 474 00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:56,420 and try to look after her-- 475 00:15:56,422 --> 00:15:57,354 No, I appreciate-- 476 00:15:57,356 --> 00:15:59,055 (overlapping talking) 477 00:15:59,057 --> 00:16:00,222 Forget it, it's pointless. 478 00:16:00,224 --> 00:16:02,090 (Sophie) I can hear loads of shouting, 479 00:16:02,092 --> 00:16:03,191 loads of people kicking off, 480 00:16:03,193 --> 00:16:04,792 and I'm thinking, "Is this really happening?" 481 00:16:04,794 --> 00:16:07,628 I'm not being funny, I'll do anything for you. 482 00:16:07,630 --> 00:16:09,162 Yeah, but, and then what you said, 483 00:16:09,164 --> 00:16:10,463 you said I'll stand by you, whatever-- 484 00:16:10,465 --> 00:16:11,530 I'll stand by you no matter what 485 00:16:11,532 --> 00:16:12,664 Yeah. decision you make, Soph. 486 00:16:12,666 --> 00:16:13,765 We all will And that means not 487 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,099 having a go at my boyfriend. 488 00:16:15,101 --> 00:16:16,100 Never had a go at him. 489 00:16:16,102 --> 00:16:17,101 I've never, not once. 490 00:16:17,103 --> 00:16:17,835 Then what's happened? 491 00:16:17,837 --> 00:16:20,270 (Sophie) He's my boyfriend, I should stick up for him, 492 00:16:20,272 --> 00:16:22,839 he's got nobody else right now to stick up for him. 493 00:16:22,841 --> 00:16:25,341 Then again, I don't want to look like 494 00:16:25,343 --> 00:16:26,608 I'm fuckin' everyone else off. 495 00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,176 Whenever yous are having relationships, 496 00:16:28,178 --> 00:16:29,076 I give yous advice. 497 00:16:29,078 --> 00:16:30,577 I give yous advice, but I never have gos, like. 498 00:16:30,579 --> 00:16:31,844 (Sophie) So I think, like, "Sophie, 499 00:16:31,846 --> 00:16:35,147 speak up for yourself and stop fucking hiding away." 500 00:16:35,149 --> 00:16:37,682 I'm a big lass, and I know what I'm doing. 501 00:16:37,684 --> 00:16:38,783 I'm 22 years old, for God's sake. 502 00:16:38,785 --> 00:16:39,750 You know what that means? 503 00:16:39,752 --> 00:16:41,585 I've been through bigger things than this. 504 00:16:41,587 --> 00:16:44,087 To know if I should pick the right boy or not. 505 00:16:44,089 --> 00:16:45,721 She's got her rose-tinted fucking glasses on 506 00:16:45,723 --> 00:16:46,655 when it comes to Joel. 507 00:16:46,657 --> 00:16:49,457 She needs to wake up and smell the fake tan, 508 00:16:49,459 --> 00:16:50,724 the kid's a prick. 509 00:16:50,726 --> 00:16:54,594 ¶ 510 00:16:55,295 --> 00:16:58,130 (Joel) I know, it's just like, fuckin'... 511 00:17:02,702 --> 00:17:07,038 ¶ 512 00:17:08,707 --> 00:17:10,007 (groaning) 513 00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:10,507 Whoah. 514 00:17:10,509 --> 00:17:13,309 I really feel a little bit sick right now. 515 00:17:13,311 --> 00:17:14,643 (belching) 516 00:17:14,645 --> 00:17:17,545 I don't know why I didn't move 517 00:17:17,547 --> 00:17:19,380 to the toilet. 518 00:17:19,382 --> 00:17:20,314 (heaving) 519 00:17:20,316 --> 00:17:22,416 I just sit up-- 520 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,083 (heaving) 521 00:17:23,085 --> 00:17:25,485 And I just start throwing up 522 00:17:25,487 --> 00:17:27,053 in my quilt. 523 00:17:27,055 --> 00:17:31,290 (vomiting) 524 00:17:31,824 --> 00:17:34,725 And then I'm thinking, "Oh, I wish someone 525 00:17:34,727 --> 00:17:37,327 would wake up and help me." 526 00:17:37,329 --> 00:17:37,827 Right. 527 00:17:37,829 --> 00:17:39,728 This doesn't smell very nice. 528 00:17:39,730 --> 00:17:41,830 I need to strip my bed. 529 00:17:41,832 --> 00:17:46,000 ¶ 530 00:17:50,038 --> 00:17:51,304 (coughing) 531 00:17:51,306 --> 00:17:55,708 ¶ 532 00:17:59,546 --> 00:18:00,445 Ugh! 533 00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,513 Ugh, it's so bad! 534 00:18:02,515 --> 00:18:05,415 It's just rice and chicken. 535 00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:06,349 (coughing) 536 00:18:06,351 --> 00:18:07,550 I'm so, can't-- 537 00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:09,251 (gagging) 538 00:18:09,253 --> 00:18:10,252 (Holly) Oh, my God, 539 00:18:10,254 --> 00:18:12,387 it was mental last night. 540 00:18:12,389 --> 00:18:14,088 What the fuck was I eating? 541 00:18:14,090 --> 00:18:16,323 It was like purple mixed with rice. 542 00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:18,391 There was chunks of steak still in there. 543 00:18:18,393 --> 00:18:19,692 You could have put it back on the plate 544 00:18:19,694 --> 00:18:21,427 and served it up if you wanted to. 545 00:18:21,429 --> 00:18:23,996 All right, get the hose. 546 00:18:23,998 --> 00:18:26,064 I'm going to-- (screaming) 547 00:18:26,066 --> 00:18:29,067 There's a big ball of sick in the bedspread! 548 00:18:29,069 --> 00:18:30,468 (screaming) 549 00:18:30,470 --> 00:18:32,703 Ew, it looks like a Scotch egg. 550 00:18:32,705 --> 00:18:33,837 ¶ 551 00:18:33,839 --> 00:18:36,105 (Rebecca) Every time there's summat going on in 552 00:18:36,107 --> 00:18:37,106 the house like this, 553 00:18:37,108 --> 00:18:38,240 sick or soup or all that, 554 00:18:38,242 --> 00:18:40,742 I seem to be the idiot that's cleaning it. 555 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:44,112 ¶ 556 00:18:44,114 --> 00:18:47,048 (Vicky) I wake up today and, I'm still furious. 557 00:18:47,050 --> 00:18:48,783 I don't want to be angry with Sophie, 558 00:18:48,785 --> 00:18:50,851 and I'm so pleased that she comes in my room 559 00:18:50,853 --> 00:18:52,185 straight away in the morning. 560 00:18:52,187 --> 00:18:54,220 He's strutting around here like fuckin' 561 00:18:54,222 --> 00:18:55,187 William LargePenis, Sophie, 562 00:18:55,189 --> 00:18:57,355 acting like he's been forgiven and he owns the place, 563 00:18:57,357 --> 00:18:59,256 and he's griefed me in my own house, 564 00:18:59,258 --> 00:19:00,624 when all I've tried to do is look after you. 565 00:19:00,626 --> 00:19:02,525 The way Vicky's behaving isn't right. 566 00:19:02,527 --> 00:19:04,960 That's not really a good approach. 567 00:19:04,962 --> 00:19:06,561 You deserve better, mate. 568 00:19:06,563 --> 00:19:08,229 I think she should just back off 569 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:09,363 for just a little bit. 570 00:19:09,365 --> 00:19:11,932 To be fair, yous haven't seen much. 571 00:19:11,934 --> 00:19:13,967 Yous have seen what, all together, 572 00:19:13,969 --> 00:19:16,502 five hours of mine and Joel's relationship? 573 00:19:16,504 --> 00:19:19,104 She wants to be with Joel. 574 00:19:19,106 --> 00:19:21,606 She's old enough now, and daft enough, 575 00:19:21,608 --> 00:19:23,107 to make her own decisions. 576 00:19:23,109 --> 00:19:26,210 And what is ultimately gonna be her own mistakes. 577 00:19:26,212 --> 00:19:29,746 ¶ 578 00:19:29,748 --> 00:19:31,881 (overlapping chatter) 579 00:19:31,883 --> 00:19:34,450 (Charlotte) It's never happy families in this house. 580 00:19:34,452 --> 00:19:37,085 Got Joel at one end, Vicky at the other. 581 00:19:37,087 --> 00:19:38,820 I feel like I'm in a Sunderland, 582 00:19:38,822 --> 00:19:41,022 Newcastle away match. 583 00:19:41,289 --> 00:19:43,823 Today, we're gonna go out, right? 584 00:19:43,825 --> 00:19:45,658 And we're gonna have, like, a fitness day. 585 00:19:45,660 --> 00:19:46,258 Are we? 586 00:19:46,260 --> 00:19:48,560 Everybody's just feeling hungover to fuck. 587 00:19:48,562 --> 00:19:50,194 So I decided that we'll get out, 588 00:19:50,196 --> 00:19:51,128 get some fresh air, 589 00:19:51,130 --> 00:19:52,362 it'll cure your hangover. 590 00:19:52,364 --> 00:19:54,664 Get some bikes, and stuff like that. 591 00:19:54,666 --> 00:19:57,633 (overlapping chatter) 592 00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,335 Can I have one with stabilizers? 593 00:20:00,337 --> 00:20:02,070 (Holly) A fuckin' bike ride. 594 00:20:02,072 --> 00:20:03,738 This is the last thing I want 595 00:20:03,740 --> 00:20:05,473 to be doing right now. 596 00:20:05,475 --> 00:20:06,407 What the fuck? 597 00:20:06,409 --> 00:20:07,408 Oop, she's off. 598 00:20:07,410 --> 00:20:08,675 Oh, there we are. 599 00:20:08,677 --> 00:20:09,375 (coughing) 600 00:20:09,377 --> 00:20:10,509 (James) Fuckin' hell, the chances of 601 00:20:10,511 --> 00:20:14,112 banging her again were 99% no chance. 602 00:20:14,114 --> 00:20:16,047 Now they're fuckin' 100%. 603 00:20:16,049 --> 00:20:18,082 Never fucking ever. 604 00:20:18,084 --> 00:20:22,019 ¶ 605 00:20:23,187 --> 00:20:24,086 Smell that fresh air. 606 00:20:24,088 --> 00:20:25,922 This is gonna be shit, Jay. 607 00:20:25,924 --> 00:20:27,256 I'm getting a sweat on. 608 00:20:27,258 --> 00:20:28,657 Just put the seat down, sit on the seat. 609 00:20:28,659 --> 00:20:30,625 Can you help me with the seat, then? 610 00:20:30,627 --> 00:20:33,427 I can't ride a fuckin' bike! 611 00:20:33,429 --> 00:20:35,695 Holly can't ride a bike. 612 00:20:35,697 --> 00:20:37,630 Because while we were all learning 613 00:20:37,632 --> 00:20:40,633 to ride bikes, Holly was learning 614 00:20:40,635 --> 00:20:42,668 to suck cock. 615 00:20:42,670 --> 00:20:45,437 ¶ 616 00:20:45,439 --> 00:20:47,272 (Jay) So the only thing she can ride 617 00:20:47,274 --> 00:20:50,141 is this three-wheeler thing. 618 00:20:50,143 --> 00:20:50,975 How do you brake? 619 00:20:50,977 --> 00:20:52,309 You, you've got the brake. 620 00:20:52,311 --> 00:20:53,777 Holly, you've got the brake! 621 00:20:53,779 --> 00:20:54,410 There. 622 00:20:54,412 --> 00:20:56,578 I like to call it the Twatmobile. 623 00:20:56,580 --> 00:20:59,414 I am perfect at this bike! 624 00:20:59,416 --> 00:21:02,850 ¶ 625 00:21:02,852 --> 00:21:03,817 (James) The fresh air, 626 00:21:03,819 --> 00:21:04,684 it's sorting my head out, 627 00:21:04,686 --> 00:21:07,219 I'm feeling happy, I'm raring to go. 628 00:21:07,221 --> 00:21:09,221 During the bike ride, I did my best 629 00:21:09,223 --> 00:21:11,423 to maintain a safe distance from Joel. 630 00:21:11,425 --> 00:21:13,525 By safe, I just mean a distance long enough 631 00:21:13,527 --> 00:21:16,561 for me not to be able to punch him in the face. 632 00:21:16,563 --> 00:21:17,695 His silly little outfit 633 00:21:17,697 --> 00:21:19,329 are reminiscent of a garden gnome, 634 00:21:19,331 --> 00:21:21,464 and all I want to do is give that little prick 635 00:21:21,466 --> 00:21:23,165 a fucking fishing rod and tell him to 636 00:21:23,167 --> 00:21:25,400 stay still and out my face. 637 00:21:25,402 --> 00:21:28,436 ¶ 638 00:21:28,804 --> 00:21:30,171 Is everyone enjoying it? 639 00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:30,838 (all) Yeah! 640 00:21:30,840 --> 00:21:33,574 Can't handle two lovebirds in the corner, mate, 641 00:21:33,576 --> 00:21:34,641 keeping quiet. 642 00:21:34,643 --> 00:21:35,475 Perfect at this. 643 00:21:35,477 --> 00:21:37,844 Sophie's spending all her time and effort 644 00:21:37,846 --> 00:21:41,547 with Joel, and not even speaking 645 00:21:41,549 --> 00:21:43,649 to Vicky and Charlotte at all. 646 00:21:43,651 --> 00:21:45,717 To the pub, ho! Pints! 647 00:21:45,719 --> 00:21:47,318 'Couple a birds and pints! 648 00:21:47,320 --> 00:21:48,719 (James) Everybody's thinking, right, 649 00:21:48,721 --> 00:21:50,220 time for a pint. 650 00:21:50,222 --> 00:21:51,154 Some nice food. 651 00:21:51,156 --> 00:21:53,322 (overlapping chatter) 652 00:21:53,324 --> 00:21:56,158 (Holly) So, after eight miles of riding this 653 00:21:56,160 --> 00:22:00,162 fucking tricycle, we decide, fuck this. 654 00:22:00,164 --> 00:22:02,731 Last but not least, me and you, Holl. 655 00:22:02,733 --> 00:22:04,199 As planned. 656 00:22:04,201 --> 00:22:08,136 ¶ 657 00:22:18,847 --> 00:22:21,215 ¶ 658 00:22:21,217 --> 00:22:22,449 (Sophie) He's being lovely to us, 659 00:22:22,451 --> 00:22:24,184 he's cuddling us, he's kissing us, 660 00:22:24,186 --> 00:22:26,853 he's going back to the normal him. 661 00:22:26,855 --> 00:22:27,820 Let's start again. 662 00:22:27,822 --> 00:22:29,254 Bye. See you later. 663 00:22:29,256 --> 00:22:30,421 Leave. 664 00:22:30,423 --> 00:22:31,355 Go! 665 00:22:31,357 --> 00:22:35,392 ¶ 666 00:22:40,431 --> 00:22:42,565 Over the past couple of weeks, I feel like 667 00:22:42,567 --> 00:22:46,268 me, Sophie, and Charlotte have had to make 668 00:22:46,270 --> 00:22:47,402 a lot of big decisions. 669 00:22:47,404 --> 00:22:48,436 He's trying to prove himself. 670 00:22:48,438 --> 00:22:49,537 He's trying to prove himself. 671 00:22:49,539 --> 00:22:51,438 He is, like, I notice he's trying, like. 672 00:22:51,440 --> 00:22:53,506 And I feel sorry for him. 673 00:22:53,508 --> 00:22:55,574 He is a fuckin' nice lad, you know. 674 00:22:55,576 --> 00:22:59,210 I know it's stupid, but, 675 00:22:59,212 --> 00:23:00,277 I want to go see a psychic, 676 00:23:00,279 --> 00:23:02,679 and maybe she can shed some light 677 00:23:02,681 --> 00:23:04,614 on what's been going on. 678 00:23:04,616 --> 00:23:06,449 You know what we should do tonight? 679 00:23:06,451 --> 00:23:07,116 What? 680 00:23:07,118 --> 00:23:08,417 Take a different approach. 681 00:23:08,419 --> 00:23:10,218 Just kick back, chill out. 682 00:23:10,220 --> 00:23:11,152 (overlapping chatter) 683 00:23:11,154 --> 00:23:13,287 'Cause when you're looking for it, it never happens. 684 00:23:13,289 --> 00:23:14,721 So me and Jay, tonight, 685 00:23:14,723 --> 00:23:17,323 we're gonna try a new approach. 686 00:23:17,325 --> 00:23:19,191 We're not gonna go looking for birds. 687 00:23:19,193 --> 00:23:21,026 'Cause that never worked, the other day. 688 00:23:21,028 --> 00:23:22,560 We're gonna sit back, 689 00:23:22,562 --> 00:23:25,329 sophisticated, have a few drinks, 690 00:23:25,331 --> 00:23:28,131 and let the girls come to us. 691 00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:28,731 It's wet. 692 00:23:28,733 --> 00:23:30,499 (Jay) So, me and James are going out tonight 693 00:23:30,501 --> 00:23:32,734 with Holly and Rebecca, whilst the other three 694 00:23:32,736 --> 00:23:35,470 stay and think about their boyfriend. 695 00:23:35,472 --> 00:23:39,440 ¶ 696 00:23:46,948 --> 00:23:49,716 (Charlotte) I've never been to see a psychic before. 697 00:23:49,718 --> 00:23:51,317 I don't know how to feel about it, 698 00:23:51,319 --> 00:23:53,986 and I don't know whether I believe. 699 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,554 Oh, that's not it. 700 00:23:57,756 --> 00:23:58,889 Oh, hello, good evening. 701 00:23:58,891 --> 00:24:00,090 (girls) Hi! 702 00:24:00,092 --> 00:24:01,157 How are you? Please come in. 703 00:24:01,159 --> 00:24:03,292 Thank you. Thank you. 704 00:24:03,294 --> 00:24:04,326 Hi! (psychic) Hello. 705 00:24:04,328 --> 00:24:05,393 I'm Sophie, how are you? 706 00:24:05,395 --> 00:24:06,594 Hello, Sophie. Nice to meet you. 707 00:24:06,596 --> 00:24:07,528 (Sophie) I'm first. 708 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:09,196 I don't know how I feel right now. 709 00:24:09,198 --> 00:24:11,231 Everything is silent, it's calm. 710 00:24:11,233 --> 00:24:12,765 (psychic) I think we need to get started. 711 00:24:12,767 --> 00:24:14,133 Do you want to give me your hand? 712 00:24:14,135 --> 00:24:15,968 And we'll just release that first. 713 00:24:15,970 --> 00:24:17,369 Just let the tears flow. 714 00:24:17,371 --> 00:24:18,603 The woman sitting there, 715 00:24:18,605 --> 00:24:20,504 she has an aura about her. 716 00:24:20,506 --> 00:24:23,139 And if you're feeling energy flow through me, 717 00:24:23,141 --> 00:24:24,240 that's just releasing. 718 00:24:24,242 --> 00:24:25,474 Can you feel that? 719 00:24:25,476 --> 00:24:26,441 (Sophie) I don't know why, 720 00:24:26,443 --> 00:24:27,742 I just feel really emotional. 721 00:24:27,744 --> 00:24:30,444 It happens all the time in this room. 722 00:24:30,446 --> 00:24:31,645 (Sophie) I sit there, 723 00:24:31,647 --> 00:24:33,446 and I look into her eyes, 724 00:24:33,448 --> 00:24:37,349 and literally burst out in tears. 725 00:24:37,351 --> 00:24:39,017 (Charlotte) It's kinda making me 726 00:24:39,019 --> 00:24:41,619 feel like I want to cry a little bit. 727 00:24:41,621 --> 00:24:43,187 And I'm looking at Vicky, 728 00:24:43,189 --> 00:24:45,589 she looks like she's gonna cry a little bit. 729 00:24:45,591 --> 00:24:46,890 I don't know why I feel like this. 730 00:24:46,892 --> 00:24:49,025 (psychic) Just take a few breaths. 731 00:24:49,027 --> 00:24:50,559 So the gentleman, in the spirit world, 732 00:24:50,561 --> 00:24:53,361 who comes in on the grandfather vibration? 733 00:24:53,363 --> 00:24:54,362 (Sophie) Right. Okay? 734 00:24:54,364 --> 00:24:55,329 (chuckling) He says, 735 00:24:55,331 --> 00:24:56,730 you don't need to drop your knickers 736 00:24:56,732 --> 00:24:57,597 to fit in, either. 737 00:24:57,599 --> 00:24:59,498 (both laughing) Oh, God. 738 00:24:59,500 --> 00:25:00,165 Bless him. 739 00:25:00,167 --> 00:25:02,800 So he's bringing that in in a really humorous sense. 740 00:25:02,802 --> 00:25:05,369 (Charlotte) Her grandad's not very happy with that? 741 00:25:05,371 --> 00:25:07,504 He wants her to keep her knickers on? 742 00:25:07,506 --> 00:25:10,540 In other words, he's calling her a slag? 743 00:25:10,542 --> 00:25:12,441 The main things's the relationship at the minute. 744 00:25:12,443 --> 00:25:14,176 That's my main thing on my mind. 745 00:25:14,178 --> 00:25:16,444 And what I'm feeling with the relationship, 746 00:25:16,446 --> 00:25:17,645 I still think there are feelings, 747 00:25:17,647 --> 00:25:19,513 but I would say there's confusion as to 748 00:25:19,515 --> 00:25:21,147 what those feelings are. 749 00:25:21,149 --> 00:25:23,516 I feel there's a lot going on. 750 00:25:23,518 --> 00:25:26,185 There's a lot of water under the bridge. 751 00:25:26,187 --> 00:25:27,519 And, I really want to say, 752 00:25:27,521 --> 00:25:29,487 interference from other people. 753 00:25:29,489 --> 00:25:30,120 Mmhm. 754 00:25:30,122 --> 00:25:32,622 And, uh, yeah, and now it's saying to me, 755 00:25:32,624 --> 00:25:33,689 you need to get stronger 756 00:25:33,691 --> 00:25:37,359 and tell people to butt out of your life. 757 00:25:37,361 --> 00:25:37,826 Mmhm. 758 00:25:37,828 --> 00:25:39,093 You ever heard that phrase, 759 00:25:39,095 --> 00:25:40,394 'hears what she wants to hear'? 760 00:25:40,396 --> 00:25:42,295 Well, that's a perfect fuckin' example 761 00:25:42,297 --> 00:25:43,562 of what just happened. 762 00:25:43,564 --> 00:25:45,430 ¶ 763 00:25:45,432 --> 00:25:48,299 There's like, someone in my life-- 764 00:25:48,301 --> 00:25:50,167 Oh, you ask it for me. 765 00:25:50,169 --> 00:25:52,502 I'm so emotional, I can't even ask it. 766 00:25:52,504 --> 00:25:55,538 There's like, someone sort of in my life. 767 00:25:55,540 --> 00:25:57,406 And I just want to, like, know if, like, 768 00:25:57,408 --> 00:25:59,207 that he actually cares or not. 769 00:25:59,209 --> 00:26:01,242 Obviously I was asking about Gary. 770 00:26:01,244 --> 00:26:03,978 I just keep seeing true love, pet. 771 00:26:03,980 --> 00:26:05,612 (crying) 772 00:26:05,614 --> 00:26:08,147 Oh, Jesus Christ. 773 00:26:08,149 --> 00:26:09,648 (Charlotte) I don't want to believe that. 774 00:26:09,650 --> 00:26:12,017 I don't want to believe that my true love 775 00:26:12,019 --> 00:26:15,153 is someone who's hurt us so many times. 776 00:26:15,155 --> 00:26:19,157 ¶ 777 00:26:19,491 --> 00:26:21,191 (Charlotte) I might give a ring to Gary, 778 00:26:21,193 --> 00:26:22,325 'cause I haven't really spoken 779 00:26:22,327 --> 00:26:23,659 to him since he's left. 780 00:26:23,661 --> 00:26:24,760 ¶ 781 00:26:24,762 --> 00:26:27,462 And it's ringing. 782 00:26:27,464 --> 00:26:30,064 And it's still ringing. 783 00:26:30,066 --> 00:26:33,133 (woman) This is the Vodaphone voicemail service of-- 784 00:26:33,135 --> 00:26:35,568 And then it goes to answerphone. 785 00:26:35,570 --> 00:26:36,735 He didn't answer. 786 00:26:36,737 --> 00:26:37,435 (laughing) 787 00:26:37,437 --> 00:26:40,004 God, he's just so in love with you. 788 00:26:40,006 --> 00:26:43,073 ¶ 789 00:26:43,075 --> 00:26:44,607 ¶ Last call for alcohol 790 00:26:44,609 --> 00:26:46,575 ¶ Hell no, hell no 791 00:26:46,577 --> 00:26:48,376 ¶ Last call for alcohol 792 00:26:48,378 --> 00:26:50,544 ¶ Hell no, hell no 793 00:26:50,546 --> 00:26:52,445 (Jay) Me and James turned around 794 00:26:52,447 --> 00:26:54,113 to find Rebecca and Holly 795 00:26:54,115 --> 00:26:55,180 jumping around also 796 00:26:55,182 --> 00:26:57,782 like a pair of fucking chimpanzees. 797 00:26:57,784 --> 00:26:59,049 ¶ What happens here 798 00:26:59,051 --> 00:26:59,816 ¶ Stays right here 799 00:26:59,818 --> 00:27:01,417 ¶ It ain't going nowhere 800 00:27:01,419 --> 00:27:02,551 ¶ What happens here 801 00:27:02,553 --> 00:27:03,586 ¶ Stays right here 802 00:27:03,588 --> 00:27:05,688 ¶ It ain't going nowhere 803 00:27:08,892 --> 00:27:10,092 ¶ What happens here 804 00:27:10,094 --> 00:27:10,859 ¶ Stays right here 805 00:27:10,861 --> 00:27:12,193 ¶ It ain't going... 806 00:27:12,195 --> 00:27:13,694 (Rebecca) The lads are like, sort of looking over 807 00:27:13,696 --> 00:27:16,296 as if to say, "Sophisticated? 808 00:27:16,298 --> 00:27:17,997 I don't think so." 809 00:27:19,232 --> 00:27:19,898 (guys laughing) 810 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:22,533 They can bore off with their shit comments, 811 00:27:22,535 --> 00:27:24,468 'cause I'm very sophisticated. 812 00:27:24,470 --> 00:27:28,238 ¶ 813 00:27:28,906 --> 00:27:30,273 Why the fuck should we pretend 814 00:27:30,275 --> 00:27:31,207 we're summat we're not? 815 00:27:31,209 --> 00:27:32,675 Just to impress the lads? 816 00:27:32,677 --> 00:27:34,276 I don't think so. 817 00:27:46,088 --> 00:27:47,354 At the minute, they're starting 818 00:27:47,356 --> 00:27:48,121 to piss me off. 819 00:27:48,123 --> 00:27:50,189 They're being absolute pricks. 820 00:27:50,191 --> 00:27:52,124 (Jay) Surprisingly, Holly and Rebecca 821 00:27:52,126 --> 00:27:54,292 pull three lads into the VIP. 822 00:27:54,294 --> 00:27:56,727 I didn't even know that lads in Newcastle 823 00:27:56,729 --> 00:27:58,595 fancied fuckin' chimps. 824 00:27:58,597 --> 00:28:00,163 And at the moment it must be fuckin' 825 00:28:00,165 --> 00:28:01,297 mating season at the zoo 826 00:28:01,299 --> 00:28:04,099 for them to get three lads into the VIP. 827 00:28:17,313 --> 00:28:20,148 ¶ 828 00:28:20,150 --> 00:28:21,616 (James) Fuck me, if he had any idea 829 00:28:21,618 --> 00:28:24,051 what was coming out of her mouth this morning, 830 00:28:24,053 --> 00:28:25,252 puking up in the garden, 831 00:28:25,254 --> 00:28:27,354 he wouldn't be going anywhere near her. 832 00:28:27,356 --> 00:28:31,558 ¶ 833 00:28:36,497 --> 00:28:37,530 (Charlotte) We wake up, 834 00:28:37,532 --> 00:28:39,665 and we've gotta go see Anna. 835 00:28:39,667 --> 00:28:42,801 ¶ 836 00:28:42,803 --> 00:28:45,804 (Anna) I want to ask you about the spray tans. 837 00:28:45,806 --> 00:28:47,172 They're not doing fantastic. 838 00:28:47,174 --> 00:28:48,773 We're not getting enough clients through the door, 839 00:28:48,775 --> 00:28:51,342 so I'm gonna do a little test today here, 840 00:28:51,344 --> 00:28:52,776 and I want to see exactly 841 00:28:52,778 --> 00:28:54,644 how you're acting with your clients. 842 00:28:54,646 --> 00:28:57,747 And I've got two lovely models for you. 843 00:28:57,749 --> 00:28:58,781 Come around here, boys. 844 00:28:58,783 --> 00:29:01,416 Fuck's sake, it's never fucking our luck, is it? 845 00:29:01,418 --> 00:29:03,518 We never have decent birds to spray tan. 846 00:29:03,520 --> 00:29:04,619 So, Charlotte and Sophie, 847 00:29:04,621 --> 00:29:06,721 I'm gonna hand you over to the male models. 848 00:29:06,723 --> 00:29:09,557 And I've got to demonstrate the first one? 849 00:29:09,559 --> 00:29:11,525 (Anna) Charlotte, what are you doing 850 00:29:11,527 --> 00:29:12,592 with Vaseline on knees? 851 00:29:12,594 --> 00:29:13,559 You put it on the knees? 852 00:29:13,561 --> 00:29:14,660 You don't put it on knees. 853 00:29:14,662 --> 00:29:15,560 You know you don't. 854 00:29:15,562 --> 00:29:17,662 Now, apparently, this is a big problem 855 00:29:17,664 --> 00:29:19,664 and everyone has to stop what they're doing 856 00:29:19,666 --> 00:29:22,266 and it gets announced in front of everyone. 857 00:29:22,268 --> 00:29:23,567 (overlapping chatter) 858 00:29:23,569 --> 00:29:25,402 And Sophie BigBollocks is like, 859 00:29:25,404 --> 00:29:27,504 "Yeah, you don't put it on the knees, Charlotte, 860 00:29:27,506 --> 00:29:29,239 remember? Remember?" 861 00:29:29,241 --> 00:29:29,739 ¶ 862 00:29:29,741 --> 00:29:32,541 I'm about to start on the spray tan, 863 00:29:32,543 --> 00:29:33,842 ¶ 864 00:29:33,844 --> 00:29:37,045 and I can't find the on switch. 865 00:29:37,047 --> 00:29:38,179 (James) She doesn't even know how to 866 00:29:38,181 --> 00:29:40,447 turn the fucking machine on, mind you. 867 00:29:40,449 --> 00:29:41,514 Hasn't got a clue. 868 00:29:41,516 --> 00:29:42,548 I didn't think it was possible, 869 00:29:42,550 --> 00:29:45,217 but I actually think she's getting thicker. 870 00:29:45,219 --> 00:29:49,521 ¶ 871 00:29:50,656 --> 00:29:51,756 (Charlotte) What the hell? 872 00:29:51,758 --> 00:29:55,126 It's looking a bit like a patchwork quilt. 873 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,228 You want to actually wipe his leg 874 00:29:57,230 --> 00:29:58,629 with the towel, please, Charlotte. 875 00:29:58,631 --> 00:29:59,630 Yeah, God, I'm so sorry. 876 00:29:59,632 --> 00:30:01,231 (client) It's all right. I'll get this-- 877 00:30:01,233 --> 00:30:02,699 (Charlotte) It doesn't make things better, 878 00:30:02,701 --> 00:30:05,268 the fact that I'm level with his penis. 879 00:30:05,270 --> 00:30:07,770 Oh, it's looking better already. 880 00:30:07,772 --> 00:30:08,537 Out like that. 881 00:30:08,539 --> 00:30:10,171 (James) So now it's mine and Jay's turn 882 00:30:10,173 --> 00:30:10,738 to spray tan. 883 00:30:10,740 --> 00:30:12,806 We've gotta do an arm each. 884 00:30:12,808 --> 00:30:14,207 Do it, no bother at all, 885 00:30:14,209 --> 00:30:15,541 much better than the girls done. 886 00:30:15,543 --> 00:30:17,509 I think, "We've done all right here. 887 00:30:17,511 --> 00:30:20,411 Mediocre, but, all in all, I'm satisfied. 888 00:30:20,413 --> 00:30:23,747 So, you've got work tonight, guys. 889 00:30:23,749 --> 00:30:24,714 Okay? 890 00:30:24,716 --> 00:30:25,481 Seriously? 891 00:30:25,483 --> 00:30:26,748 Seriously? Yes, uh-huh. 892 00:30:26,750 --> 00:30:28,382 I should have just done a fucking useless job, 893 00:30:28,384 --> 00:30:30,117 I should have just came in like Charlotte 894 00:30:30,119 --> 00:30:30,750 and just acted dumb. 895 00:30:30,752 --> 00:30:32,818 Girls, you're free to do whatever you want. 896 00:30:32,820 --> 00:30:35,253 (gasping, cheering) 897 00:30:35,255 --> 00:30:36,487 What does that say? 898 00:30:36,489 --> 00:30:38,288 That says one thing. 899 00:30:38,290 --> 00:30:39,255 Road trip! 900 00:30:39,257 --> 00:30:41,457 (all) Road trip, woo! 901 00:30:41,459 --> 00:30:43,692 (all chanting) Leeds, Leeds, Leeds! 902 00:30:43,694 --> 00:30:44,759 We're going to Leeds! 903 00:30:44,761 --> 00:30:46,594 (chanting continuing) 904 00:30:46,596 --> 00:30:50,698 ¶ 905 00:30:55,103 --> 00:30:58,438 Oh, my God, there's loads of different rooms! 906 00:30:58,440 --> 00:31:00,373 (Holly) We walk into the hotel room 907 00:31:00,375 --> 00:31:01,674 and it's a fucking suite. 908 00:31:01,676 --> 00:31:05,077 There's actually an upstairs in this place. 909 00:31:05,079 --> 00:31:06,845 (shouting) 910 00:31:06,847 --> 00:31:08,813 It ends up, me and Becca in one room, 911 00:31:08,815 --> 00:31:12,283 and Sophie, Charlotte and Vicky in the other. 912 00:31:12,285 --> 00:31:14,151 Right, I've got a surprise. 913 00:31:14,153 --> 00:31:15,185 (girls) What? 914 00:31:15,187 --> 00:31:16,252 I've kept it secret! 915 00:31:16,254 --> 00:31:18,854 (Charlotte) We're on a pamper weekend, 916 00:31:18,856 --> 00:31:20,789 I've been feeling a bit bloated, 917 00:31:20,791 --> 00:31:21,890 and I've been having trouble 918 00:31:21,892 --> 00:31:23,558 with the bunghole area. 919 00:31:23,560 --> 00:31:25,393 Who wants to come... 920 00:31:25,395 --> 00:31:27,628 for colonic irrigation? 921 00:31:27,630 --> 00:31:28,795 (girls screaming) 922 00:31:28,797 --> 00:31:30,897 (overlapping chatter) 923 00:31:30,899 --> 00:31:33,165 But I've gotta say, this is the weirdest thing 924 00:31:33,167 --> 00:31:34,232 we've ever done together. 925 00:31:34,234 --> 00:31:37,068 And funnily enough, I'm actually quite intrigued. 926 00:31:37,070 --> 00:31:39,036 Everyone's had something up the-- 927 00:31:39,038 --> 00:31:40,504 Pamper session 928 00:31:40,506 --> 00:31:41,705 of the bunghole. 929 00:31:41,707 --> 00:31:43,773 (all laughing) 930 00:31:43,775 --> 00:31:46,075 Let's get the shit out my arse. 931 00:31:46,077 --> 00:31:47,776 ¶ 932 00:31:47,778 --> 00:31:49,844 Ready? Ready for this? 933 00:31:49,846 --> 00:31:50,744 (woman) Okay, Charlotte? 934 00:31:50,746 --> 00:31:53,680 It's a sensation, but only a sensation. 935 00:31:53,682 --> 00:31:55,782 It's not painful. 936 00:31:55,784 --> 00:31:59,118 You need to get that tiny tip inserted. 937 00:31:59,120 --> 00:32:00,319 Myself? And then-- 938 00:32:00,321 --> 00:32:01,653 Aw, great. 939 00:32:01,655 --> 00:32:05,323 (girls laughing) 940 00:32:05,624 --> 00:32:07,358 Whoah, whoah, you didn't tell us 941 00:32:07,360 --> 00:32:09,760 that you were putting it in, noooo-- 942 00:32:09,762 --> 00:32:11,495 I don't like this. 943 00:32:11,497 --> 00:32:12,529 ¶ 944 00:32:12,531 --> 00:32:14,430 Vicky, that hand that you're holding now 945 00:32:14,432 --> 00:32:16,031 is the 'insertation' hand. 946 00:32:16,033 --> 00:32:18,600 Fuck's sake, man, Sophie! 947 00:32:18,602 --> 00:32:19,701 Sorry. 948 00:32:19,703 --> 00:32:22,603 It was only that finger. 949 00:32:22,605 --> 00:32:24,538 Ah, we're there. 950 00:32:24,540 --> 00:32:26,172 It's-- it's gonna come. 951 00:32:26,174 --> 00:32:28,707 (girls screaming) 952 00:32:28,709 --> 00:32:30,475 I always knew Sophie was full of shit 953 00:32:30,477 --> 00:32:32,176 but this is fucking ridiculous. 954 00:32:32,178 --> 00:32:34,711 Whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah, whoah! 955 00:32:34,713 --> 00:32:36,479 I think, I think I'm ready to stop now. 956 00:32:36,481 --> 00:32:38,481 (woman) Okay, I'll turn off the water. 957 00:32:38,483 --> 00:32:40,316 I can't take much more of this. 958 00:32:40,318 --> 00:32:41,250 I'm getting off. 959 00:32:41,252 --> 00:32:44,253 (overlapping goodbyes) 960 00:32:44,255 --> 00:32:47,422 ¶ 961 00:32:47,424 --> 00:32:49,690 Me and James have got to work again, 962 00:32:49,692 --> 00:32:50,757 handing out flyers. 963 00:32:50,759 --> 00:32:53,559 Not only that, she wants we're topless. 964 00:32:53,561 --> 00:32:56,128 Outside the Gate, and bear in mind, 965 00:32:56,130 --> 00:32:57,662 it's fucking freezing. 966 00:32:57,664 --> 00:32:59,330 All dancing with pants and a Dickie on-- 967 00:32:59,332 --> 00:33:02,032 I'm gonna have to get some birds to warm up, obviously. 968 00:33:02,034 --> 00:33:02,632 All right. 969 00:33:02,634 --> 00:33:05,067 Our mission tonight is to get two birds back. 970 00:33:05,069 --> 00:33:07,636 Empty house, we've gotta make the most of this. 971 00:33:07,638 --> 00:33:09,638 No babysitting tonight. 972 00:33:09,640 --> 00:33:10,338 Fuck that. 973 00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:11,605 No babysitting ever again. 974 00:33:11,607 --> 00:33:13,306 You've gotta get your tan. 975 00:33:13,308 --> 00:33:16,142 You've gotta fucking shave your body. 976 00:33:16,144 --> 00:33:17,376 Most of all, you've gotta get 977 00:33:17,378 --> 00:33:19,177 the combover looking slick. 978 00:33:19,179 --> 00:33:21,179 Guaranteed to pull birds. 979 00:33:21,181 --> 00:33:23,681 Better with a little bit of spraying oil. 980 00:33:23,683 --> 00:33:25,482 (laughing) 981 00:33:25,484 --> 00:33:26,516 You love that one, don't ya? 982 00:33:26,518 --> 00:33:28,751 You know what they say, no spray, no lay. 983 00:33:28,753 --> 00:33:30,586 (laughing) 984 00:33:30,588 --> 00:33:34,556 ¶ 985 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:42,230 (overlapping chatter) 986 00:33:43,198 --> 00:33:45,165 All we're bothered about is getting pissed 987 00:33:45,167 --> 00:33:47,100 and pulling decent birds. 988 00:33:47,102 --> 00:33:50,436 ¶ 989 00:33:50,438 --> 00:33:52,771 (Rebecca) The Leeds boys are really gonna like us, 990 00:33:52,773 --> 00:33:54,506 'cause when we come glammed up 991 00:33:54,508 --> 00:33:55,373 and we look amazing, 992 00:33:55,375 --> 00:33:57,274 they're not gonna know what's hit them. 993 00:33:57,276 --> 00:34:00,076 ¶ 994 00:34:00,078 --> 00:34:02,278 We're gonna take the town by storm, 995 00:34:02,280 --> 00:34:04,480 and they're gonna know that we have arrived. 996 00:34:04,482 --> 00:34:06,515 (Holly) We're gonna be the hottest girls 997 00:34:06,517 --> 00:34:07,516 in the fucking club. 998 00:34:07,518 --> 00:34:09,251 And everyone's gonna have their eyes 999 00:34:09,253 --> 00:34:10,752 on us, without a doubt. 1000 00:34:10,754 --> 00:34:11,953 (flatulence) 1001 00:34:11,955 --> 00:34:12,720 Oh, my God. 1002 00:34:12,722 --> 00:34:14,121 I'm sorry. Sorry. 1003 00:34:14,123 --> 00:34:15,722 ¶ 1004 00:34:15,724 --> 00:34:17,123 To the bar! 1005 00:34:17,125 --> 00:34:20,526 ¶ 1006 00:34:20,528 --> 00:34:22,594 Quick game of I Have Never. 1007 00:34:22,596 --> 00:34:26,664 I have never thought of Jay in a sexual way. 1008 00:34:26,666 --> 00:34:27,731 ¶ 1009 00:34:27,733 --> 00:34:28,264 No? 1010 00:34:28,266 --> 00:34:29,331 I fucking touched him for ages 1011 00:34:29,333 --> 00:34:32,100 and I never thought of him in a sexual way. 1012 00:34:32,102 --> 00:34:33,435 What a fucking surprise. 1013 00:34:33,437 --> 00:34:35,703 'Cause he is actually gorgeous. 1014 00:34:35,705 --> 00:34:36,870 But I don't really like the fact 1015 00:34:36,872 --> 00:34:39,672 that everyone else feels that about him. 1016 00:34:39,674 --> 00:34:41,874 We all fancy Jay, 1017 00:34:41,876 --> 00:34:43,075 apart from Vicky. 1018 00:34:43,077 --> 00:34:45,777 I've never weed in our shower. 1019 00:34:46,345 --> 00:34:49,547 We've all weed in the showers, 1020 00:34:49,549 --> 00:34:50,848 apart from Vicky. 1021 00:34:50,850 --> 00:34:51,882 I didn't poke myself 1022 00:34:51,884 --> 00:34:54,584 while Holly and Becca was asleep. 1023 00:34:54,586 --> 00:34:56,586 (all laughing) 1024 00:34:56,588 --> 00:34:58,854 (Charlotte) And I have masturbated 1025 00:34:58,856 --> 00:35:01,323 in the middle of Holly and Becca, 1026 00:35:01,325 --> 00:35:03,191 whilst they slept. 1027 00:35:03,193 --> 00:35:04,592 Vicky also didn't do that. 1028 00:35:04,594 --> 00:35:05,626 Shots! 1029 00:35:05,628 --> 00:35:06,560 Yeah! 1030 00:35:06,562 --> 00:35:08,261 Cheers. 1031 00:35:09,196 --> 00:35:13,065 ¶ 1032 00:35:16,736 --> 00:35:18,069 (James) We're in Floritas, 1033 00:35:18,071 --> 00:35:19,570 and we're fucking spoiled for choice now. 1034 00:35:19,572 --> 00:35:22,372 We've got birds left, right, and center. 1035 00:35:22,374 --> 00:35:24,707 ¶ 1036 00:35:24,709 --> 00:35:26,442 So tonight, me and Jay are gonna be 1037 00:35:26,444 --> 00:35:27,342 like a tag team. 1038 00:35:27,344 --> 00:35:28,576 I'm gonna be wrestling fanny, 1039 00:35:28,578 --> 00:35:30,311 and my bed's gonna be the ring. 1040 00:35:30,313 --> 00:35:32,246 Want to get to know them? 1041 00:35:42,790 --> 00:35:44,690 There's that much fanny in here a night, 1042 00:35:44,692 --> 00:35:48,660 if you can't pull, you must be a right twat. 1043 00:35:53,065 --> 00:35:54,532 I'm like, yeah! 1044 00:35:54,534 --> 00:35:55,733 ¶ 1045 00:35:55,735 --> 00:35:57,568 I'm a new man since I got this combover. 1046 00:35:57,570 --> 00:36:01,572 It's fucking ridiculous how much power it actually has. 1047 00:36:01,574 --> 00:36:03,307 ¶ 1048 00:36:03,309 --> 00:36:04,374 (Holly) We're just buzzing 1049 00:36:04,376 --> 00:36:06,209 for the night, we can't wait. 1050 00:36:06,211 --> 00:36:06,642 ¶ 1051 00:36:06,644 --> 00:36:09,177 Let's see if there's any new talent in Leeds. 1052 00:36:09,179 --> 00:36:10,745 ¶ Move it to the music 1053 00:36:10,747 --> 00:36:12,780 ¶ Move it to the music 1054 00:36:12,782 --> 00:36:14,448 ¶ Move it to the music 1055 00:36:14,450 --> 00:36:16,950 ¶ It feels right, it feels right ¶ 1056 00:36:20,187 --> 00:36:21,487 (cheering) 1057 00:36:21,489 --> 00:36:23,188 It's bouncing. 1058 00:36:29,328 --> 00:36:31,228 (Holly) I look over at Char and Vicky, 1059 00:36:31,230 --> 00:36:34,364 and I know they're talking about Rebecca. 1060 00:36:39,837 --> 00:36:41,370 (Vicky) She's not making any effort. 1061 00:36:41,372 --> 00:36:43,171 It's about time that she needs to realize, 1062 00:36:43,173 --> 00:36:45,640 we're friends, we have been for a long time. 1063 00:36:45,642 --> 00:36:46,574 If you want be included, 1064 00:36:46,576 --> 00:36:48,609 make some fucking effort, pet. 1065 00:36:48,611 --> 00:36:50,744 ¶ 1066 00:37:04,859 --> 00:37:07,627 Next thing you know, we're muahing on, 1067 00:37:07,629 --> 00:37:09,061 all over the club, 1068 00:37:09,063 --> 00:37:11,596 like two little lovebirds. 1069 00:37:11,598 --> 00:37:15,666 ¶ 1070 00:37:24,542 --> 00:37:25,808 They don't really care. 1071 00:37:25,810 --> 00:37:28,076 They're not interested at all. 1072 00:37:28,078 --> 00:37:32,113 ¶ 1073 00:37:33,882 --> 00:37:38,218 I think the drink might be stronger in Leeds. 1074 00:37:38,220 --> 00:37:39,352 ¶ 1075 00:37:39,354 --> 00:37:42,254 Because I'm absolutely mortal. 1076 00:37:42,256 --> 00:37:43,822 ¶ 1077 00:37:43,824 --> 00:37:46,491 (Rebecca) We're all decided to leave the club, 1078 00:37:46,493 --> 00:37:48,059 because Charlotte, once again, 1079 00:37:48,061 --> 00:37:50,227 is absolutely hammered. 1080 00:37:50,229 --> 00:37:51,661 Don't be shy, Sophie! 1081 00:37:51,663 --> 00:37:53,329 (overlapping chatter) 1082 00:37:53,331 --> 00:37:54,163 Leave her alone. 1083 00:37:54,165 --> 00:37:56,098 That's my fuckin' shoe! 1084 00:37:56,100 --> 00:37:58,166 No, it's mine! 1085 00:37:58,168 --> 00:38:01,669 Someone give her her fuckin' shoe. Miiine! 1086 00:38:03,138 --> 00:38:03,770 (girls giggling) 1087 00:38:03,772 --> 00:38:05,738 Charlotte, you're mortal. 1088 00:38:05,740 --> 00:38:09,675 ¶ 1089 00:38:11,210 --> 00:38:12,410 Hey, you. 1090 00:38:12,412 --> 00:38:14,145 (Holly) So, we get back to the hotel, 1091 00:38:14,147 --> 00:38:16,380 and right now, Rebecca's upstairs, 1092 00:38:16,382 --> 00:38:18,248 crying her eyes out. 1093 00:38:18,250 --> 00:38:19,115 What's the matter? 1094 00:38:19,117 --> 00:38:20,616 You feel like we're leaving you out? 1095 00:38:20,618 --> 00:38:21,350 (sniffling) 1096 00:38:21,352 --> 00:38:24,486 It's the weirdest, like, 'uncomfortablest' feeling 1097 00:38:24,488 --> 00:38:25,420 I've ever felt, like. 1098 00:38:25,422 --> 00:38:27,455 I feel like the outsider again. 1099 00:38:27,457 --> 00:38:29,590 You're the only person that I'll speak, 1100 00:38:29,592 --> 00:38:32,159 speak with, and I feel like I can be-- 1101 00:38:32,161 --> 00:38:33,260 be myself in front of, 1102 00:38:33,262 --> 00:38:36,696 because, whatever I say in front of them, 1103 00:38:36,698 --> 00:38:39,532 everyone frowns upon it, like. 1104 00:38:39,534 --> 00:38:41,600 Like I try and speak, and they've all learned to say, 1105 00:38:41,602 --> 00:38:44,369 "Whoah, whoah," as if I'm not even-- 1106 00:38:44,371 --> 00:38:46,771 as if-- oh, God. 1107 00:38:46,773 --> 00:38:48,472 This is exactly what happened to me, 1108 00:38:48,474 --> 00:38:51,308 because, I've been sat there crying on my own 1109 00:38:51,310 --> 00:38:52,642 and no one's been there for me. 1110 00:38:52,644 --> 00:38:55,177 I couldn't make someone feel so uncomfortable. 1111 00:38:55,179 --> 00:38:57,145 I-- I'd want to be their friend. 1112 00:38:57,147 --> 00:39:00,114 I'd want them to be, like, happy. 1113 00:39:00,116 --> 00:39:02,449 I wouldn't want them to feel the way I am. 1114 00:39:02,451 --> 00:39:04,384 Sitting, crying in a room. 1115 00:39:04,386 --> 00:39:06,252 I don't think I've ever cried so much 1116 00:39:06,254 --> 00:39:07,186 in my life then-- 1117 00:39:07,188 --> 00:39:08,086 I haven't, neither. 1118 00:39:08,088 --> 00:39:10,555 I got on with Charlotte and Sophie really well 1119 00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:11,522 when Vicky's not there, 1120 00:39:11,524 --> 00:39:14,958 and I think, because, they say Vicky is like 1121 00:39:14,960 --> 00:39:17,260 a very strong person that's around them. 1122 00:39:17,262 --> 00:39:18,327 But, like, if that was me, 1123 00:39:18,329 --> 00:39:19,561 I would still speak to people, 1124 00:39:19,563 --> 00:39:20,528 it wouldn't matter. 1125 00:39:20,530 --> 00:39:23,163 (Holly) You'll be fine, I promise. 1126 00:39:23,364 --> 00:39:25,064 I am not letting her go through 1127 00:39:25,066 --> 00:39:26,065 what I went through. 1128 00:39:26,067 --> 00:39:26,698 I feel bad for her. 1129 00:39:26,700 --> 00:39:28,399 She's 18, she's exactly what I was-- 1130 00:39:28,401 --> 00:39:30,033 I don't care, I don't care. 1131 00:39:30,035 --> 00:39:31,401 I'm not gonna leave her alone. 1132 00:39:31,403 --> 00:39:32,602 We're not asking you to, though. 1133 00:39:32,604 --> 00:39:34,670 She's faking it, she's just fucking fake, Holly. 1134 00:39:34,672 --> 00:39:37,739 (Charlotte) I don't feel like we know the real Becca, 1135 00:39:37,741 --> 00:39:39,607 and all we really want to know is, 1136 00:39:39,609 --> 00:39:40,808 who is Becca? 1137 00:39:40,810 --> 00:39:42,242 ¶ 1138 00:39:42,244 --> 00:39:43,409 They can't warm to her. 1139 00:39:43,411 --> 00:39:45,444 They feel like she's not being herself. 1140 00:39:45,446 --> 00:39:47,479 She's announced that she's shy. 1141 00:39:47,481 --> 00:39:48,746 She doesn't like chatting lads up. 1142 00:39:48,748 --> 00:39:50,514 She gets embarrassed, she gets-- 1143 00:39:50,516 --> 00:39:52,349 The minute there's five lads in a room, 1144 00:39:52,351 --> 00:39:53,249 she goes running over. 1145 00:39:53,251 --> 00:39:55,451 There's no reason to hate this girl. 1146 00:39:55,453 --> 00:39:56,985 If you think she's being fake, 1147 00:39:56,987 --> 00:39:58,686 that's your opinion. 1148 00:39:58,688 --> 00:40:00,587 I'm just taking her for what she is. 1149 00:40:00,589 --> 00:40:02,722 She's 18, she's a nice girl, 1150 00:40:02,724 --> 00:40:04,023 she's absolutely harmless, 1151 00:40:04,025 --> 00:40:04,857 she wouldn't hurt a fly. 1152 00:40:04,859 --> 00:40:07,426 I will stand up for anybody in this house 1153 00:40:07,428 --> 00:40:10,195 who I think needs standing for. Yeah. 1154 00:40:10,197 --> 00:40:11,129 Any girl, right? 1155 00:40:11,131 --> 00:40:15,166 Right now, I don't want to stand up for her. 1156 00:40:15,168 --> 00:40:18,169 (Rebecca crying) 1157 00:40:18,171 --> 00:40:19,570 ¶ 1158 00:40:19,572 --> 00:40:22,005 I think we just need to go to sleep. 1159 00:40:22,007 --> 00:40:22,972 We're all drunk. 1160 00:40:22,974 --> 00:40:24,306 See what happens in the morning. 1161 00:40:24,308 --> 00:40:25,707 Sort it out tomorrow. 1162 00:40:25,709 --> 00:40:29,744 ¶ 1163 00:40:32,314 --> 00:40:35,249 ¶ 1164 00:40:38,753 --> 00:40:40,720 Ohh, brilliant! 1165 00:40:42,789 --> 00:40:45,423 ¶ 1166 00:40:49,060 --> 00:40:50,360 Fuckin' hell, I'm in here, like. 1167 00:40:50,362 --> 00:40:52,595 The only thing that I've got to worry about tonight 1168 00:40:52,597 --> 00:40:55,197 is how many lasses I'll be bringing home. 1169 00:41:00,536 --> 00:41:04,505 ¶ 1170 00:41:05,039 --> 00:41:07,707 (James) What the fuck did Jay say to these birds? 1171 00:41:07,709 --> 00:41:09,308 One minute, they're dripping off wet. 1172 00:41:09,310 --> 00:41:12,444 Next minute, we're left looking like fucking drips. 1173 00:41:12,446 --> 00:41:16,247 Do you really want to get our Irish birds back? 1174 00:41:16,249 --> 00:41:17,114 Who? 1175 00:41:17,116 --> 00:41:18,148 Irish birds. 1176 00:41:18,150 --> 00:41:19,983 What, what Irish birds? 1177 00:41:19,985 --> 00:41:20,683 Welsh birds. 1178 00:41:20,685 --> 00:41:21,550 Oh, the Welsh birds. 1179 00:41:21,552 --> 00:41:23,752 One minute, we're in the forest of fanny. 1180 00:41:23,754 --> 00:41:26,721 One slip of the tongue, we're home alone. 1181 00:41:26,723 --> 00:41:28,656 ¶ 1182 00:41:28,658 --> 00:41:30,591 What a shit night. 1183 00:41:41,002 --> 00:41:42,535 I hope so, mate. 1184 00:41:42,537 --> 00:41:44,470 ¶ 1185 00:41:44,472 --> 00:41:45,604 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1186 00:41:45,606 --> 00:41:48,173 ¶ If you wanna go wild, if you wanna go wild ¶ 1187 00:41:48,175 --> 00:41:49,440 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1188 00:41:49,442 --> 00:41:51,742 ¶ If you wanna go wild, if you wanna go wild ¶ 1189 00:41:51,744 --> 00:41:52,943 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1190 00:41:52,945 --> 00:41:54,945 ¶ Let's party, party, let me go wild ¶ 1191 00:41:54,947 --> 00:41:56,846 ¶ Let's party, party, let me go wild ¶ 1192 00:41:56,848 --> 00:41:58,647 ¶ Let's party, party, let me go wild ¶ 1193 00:41:58,649 --> 00:42:01,049 ¶ Let's party, party, let me go own that ¶ 1194 00:42:01,051 --> 00:42:02,417 ¶ Oi oi, let me go wild ¶ 1195 00:42:02,419 --> 00:42:04,552 ¶ Let's party hard, let me go own that ¶ 1196 00:42:04,554 --> 00:42:07,088 ¶ Own that own that ¶