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We are all back in Newcastle,
back in our playground.
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Let the party begin.
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It's a new boy.
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What the fuck?
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(Rebecca)
She's got
an attitude.
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I tried to face it,
I slapped her ass.
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Really annoying,
she's like thrush.
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Surprised Anna wanted us
to work for her again.
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To be honest,
that's the best
we done last time.
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Does anybody know
how to spray-tan?
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I'm gonna
try it on with James.
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She's not looking
for baby wipes at all.
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She's looking for cock,
preferably my cock.
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I don't feel safe
in that room now.
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She's not
gonna eat you.
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Today is Mom's birthday.
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You've got a boyfriend,
haven't you?
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No, no, no,
I haven't.
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I just think you're
so much better than this.
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Dan did just
fight for us.
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I know I lied to you.
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I'm gettin'
blowjob lips.
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Get them pumped up
and get fuckin' sotted.
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I'm wantin'
my boyfriend to be here,
and he hasn't turned up.
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Oh my God,
I'm so happy.
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I would give him
B+ for effort.
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I am a Geordie girl
with a VIP edge.
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My biggest fear is
gettin' wrinkles.
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I've got a bangin' body
and the banter to match.
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I would never kiss anyone
without a six-pack.
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The hardest graft
I've ever done is
doing me hair.
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I could talk the back legs
off a donkey.
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I've got the looks,
got the charm,
it just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got double F's.
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(all)
Geordie Shore! Why aye!
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Where is everyone?
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We're always
out of tumblers.
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James has moved
into our room.
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Hello.
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(James muttering)
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I thought he wouldn't stand up
'cause he's got a little
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bang-osaur in there.
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But then again,
it is Holly.
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What happened
last night with Vicky?
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They fucked.
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James is asking
Ricci what happened.
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Did they bang?
Did they not bang?
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Didn't know how
to answer the question.
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Uh-uh.
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Yeah, we had sex.
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(boys laugh)
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Oh yeah,
they didn't bang.
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(trumpet)
Slut.
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Are you sure?
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Vicky apparently
doesn't bang.
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What the fuck's
happened here?
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Ricci's banged her.
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She's got
a boyfriend as well.
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This house is
fuckin' crazy.
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Vicky got on...
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Ricci Sicky.
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There was some sex.
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It's what couples do.
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The padlock's off.
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The cobwebs
have been wiped.
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You know,
the vagina's been opened.
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So what? I'd rather
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shit in my hands
and clap...
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than watch
them two mack on.
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Past couple of days,
I've tried to get in touch
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with my boyfriend,
I've rang him constantly,
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I've offered him
to come up.
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He's ignorin'
me phone calls now.
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(phone rings)
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Sophie's, like,
my sister.
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I don't really want
to mess her around.
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(phone rings)
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And he answers.
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How are you?
You comin' down, then?
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Definitely?
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Totally understand.
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If he doesn't come,
it's over.
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What?
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For fuck's sake.
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Don't even,
don't even,
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I'm just,
I just feel sick.
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I feel sick.
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My and Ricci's
relationship
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is more than I ever thought
it was going to be.
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I can no longer
have that in my life.
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It's not fair.
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It's not you,
it is me.
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'Cause
I'm a fuckin' knob.
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Vicky's gonna
finish Dan.
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It turns out,
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Barbie wants
to be with Ken.
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And she's gonna give
Action Man the boot?
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I've always liked
Action Man, you know.
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He's got a parachute,
he's constantly camouflaged,
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you never know
where he is.
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Dan doesn't
turn up tonight...
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don't blame him.
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I'm still gonna
feel guilty,
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and I'm still gonna
feel like shit.
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But I can't get closure.
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So Barbie's went
to finish Action Man,
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and he's not turned up.
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He's nowhere to be seen.
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Hang on a second, Barbie.
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Action Man's
always camouflaged.
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He was obviously stood against
the wall or something.
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She's being
mature about it,
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and she's trying
to deal with it
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in the right way--
it's him...
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he needs to grow.
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(whispering)
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You did nothing wrong.
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The piece of string is
not ending for Ricci.
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He's hoped Vicky would
come back and be single,
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for them to move forward
with their relationship.
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I think Ricci's left
hanging like a winnit.
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Oh yeah,
tonight you see Joel.
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Are you nervous?
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Sophie's really nervous because
Joel's coming to see her.
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She doesn't really
know what to expect.
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Do you know what,
Sophie?
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I've got
this image of what
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he's gonna look like
in me head, you know?
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Oh, what you think
he's gonna look like?
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He's gonna, like,
roll in later.
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Like, with a cap.
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No, no cap.
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I think you're gonna
think he's gonna
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look total opposite...
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Will I be surprised?
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Didn't come
for her birthday.
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Didn't come
at the weekend.
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In my opinion, I think
she can do better.
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But that's
not for me to say.
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And he's gotta
prove himself.
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He's got a fake tan.
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I've got butterflies
already, I'm like,
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I can't wait.
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I thought he was
scared of us, babe.
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(doorbell rings)
(all clamoring)
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Hi!
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I missed you so much!
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(mutters)
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(all laughing)
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He looks gorgeous.
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I'm really--
I'm happy to see him.
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If my boyfriend walked
through the door like that,
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I'd be like, "You twat."
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He fit in with the lads
very well, I would say.
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It just seemed
fucking stupid.
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There's the girl.
Fantastic.
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What are you doin', mate?
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I wear that outfit
for work, and I hate it.
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Joel, you might be
an alreet neck mate,
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and you might've fake-tanned
yourself to the fuckin' hilt,
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but this is
never acceptable.
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Wanker.
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I'm glad
you're here.
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Yeah.
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I am.
Mm-hmm.
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I'm really,
really glad.
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You miss me, yeah?
I've really missed you,
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but everyone's talked
about you, Joel.
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Sophie's not stupid,
she's not plain,
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she's a clever girl,
and at the moment,
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he's taking her
for a fuckin' mug.
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I thought you weren't
gonna come today, y'know.
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Innit?
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I was like,
"I don't think he's gonna come,
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I think
he's lying to us."
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'Cause you missed
twice, Joel.
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If that was my boyfriend,
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there would be no way
I'd be standing for it.
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Like, what the fuck is he doing?
What's he playing at?
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No, really, I said
I cried and everything.
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Seriously?
Yes, and I cried,
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I was like,
"Doesn't he wanna see us?"
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Hey, come on.
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'Cause you've got
a lot of making up to do
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at the moment.
I know, I know that.
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And you're finally
here, like, why?
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Why not then
and why now?
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Oh my God.
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Oh my God, baby...
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Did you have
your lips done?
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Mm-hmm, look.
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(Joel mutters)
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I've got, like,
a little bruise on.
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Is that where
the needle went in?
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Mm-hmm.
I'm gonna
get mine done.
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You can't get your lips done--
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Why?
It's for girls.
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I love spending time
with you.
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Barbie and Ken
are stopping in,
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and Malibu Maggie
and Simple Simon
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and all the rest
of the plastic people,
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we are hitting town.
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Just get hammered.
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A couple of drinks.
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You can teach me
how to play at chess.
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Everyone's going out tonight
because Joel's here,
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and to be entirely honest,
I don't feel like it.
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I'm gonna spend a lot
of time with you tonight.
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I don't need to go out
looking for birds.
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I've got the best-lookin'
girl in Newcastle,
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sat with me right here.
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Joel looks lovely,
he looks gorgeous.
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All I can see right now
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is Joel standing
with the boys,
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and I've spent a lot
of time with the girls.
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I think,
just for this night,
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I want to spend it
with me boyfriend.
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If I was bothered
about a bird,
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I'd be all over her.
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And I think he just
want to get pissed
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and go out
on the lad tonight,
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rather than go out
with Sophie.
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If he's with Sophie,
and he's came down for her,
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he should not even be
looking at other women.
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I've got me boyfriend here, but
he's not paying any attention.
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I'm down,
I'm miserable.
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I'm upset.
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He's making
a mug out of me.
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Me friends can see
what's going on.
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And I'm embarrassed
that they can see that.
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And I'm bein' made
to look like a mug.
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And it looks like
there's somebody else
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in the same way,
and it's Charlotte.
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It's me, it's me.
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Charlotte boots off
about Gary.
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I feel shit
about meself,
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I feel fucking shit.
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All I think
she's bothered about is
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he went out with the lads
and pullin' birds?
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I care about him,
I have feelings for him,
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and do you think you
will get on with someone
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who you fucking
live with?
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It's hard,
it's really hard.
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Charlotte's taking it
to the next level.
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She's getting off where
Gary even looks at a bird,
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gettin' out of
fuckin' hand.
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I really like him,
I really care for him,
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and he doesn't
give a fucking shit.
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¶
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After a lovely
night in with Ricci,
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00:10:45,544 --> 00:10:47,544
and some relaxing time
which I really needed,
257
00:10:47,546 --> 00:10:48,878
it all just goes out
the window the minute
258
00:10:48,880 --> 00:10:51,213
they all come rolling in
through the fucking doors.
259
00:10:51,215 --> 00:10:52,380
Charlotte
finishes up first,
260
00:10:52,382 --> 00:10:54,448
and she is sobbing
her heart out.
261
00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:55,715
What happened?
Tell us what--
262
00:10:55,717 --> 00:10:57,583
Hi, tell us
where to start.
263
00:10:57,585 --> 00:11:00,519
She is sobbing
her heart out again
over Gaz.
264
00:11:00,521 --> 00:11:02,621
Because he's
chatted up someone else.
265
00:11:02,623 --> 00:11:05,123
Charlotte, mate,
Santa Claus isn't real.
266
00:11:05,125 --> 00:11:06,657
Chocolate makes you fat.
267
00:11:06,659 --> 00:11:08,325
Fish can only
live in water.
268
00:11:08,327 --> 00:11:12,562
Gary fuckin' will pull
anybody else if he can.
269
00:11:12,564 --> 00:11:13,563
Wise up, mate!
270
00:11:13,565 --> 00:11:17,533
He speaks champagne craic
on lemonade wages.
271
00:11:17,535 --> 00:11:19,601
That's his banter, mate,
it means fuck-all.
272
00:11:19,603 --> 00:11:22,704
He gives it the biggen,
but he's not worth fuck-all.
273
00:11:22,706 --> 00:11:25,139
Gary asked us
to be his girlfriend,
274
00:11:25,141 --> 00:11:27,808
and I said no,
I didn't want to.
275
00:11:27,810 --> 00:11:31,511
But now, when I see
Gary in the club,
276
00:11:31,513 --> 00:11:32,445
I think I do.
277
00:11:32,447 --> 00:11:35,381
I think I do wanna
be his girlfriend.
278
00:11:48,328 --> 00:11:49,828
It's hard for me, because
everyone takes her side,
279
00:11:49,830 --> 00:11:53,331
like I did something wrong,
but they're forgettin' that
280
00:11:53,333 --> 00:11:55,166
It's hard for me
as well-- I've been--
281
00:11:55,168 --> 00:11:57,268
see, I've been
honest from day one.
282
00:12:11,149 --> 00:12:13,316
I mean,
don't get this wrong,
283
00:12:13,318 --> 00:12:16,252
I don't want
someone like Ricci.
284
00:12:16,254 --> 00:12:19,421
I mean, he's half
the size of us.
285
00:12:19,423 --> 00:12:23,691
I don't wanna feel like
I'm neckin' on with a Smurf.
286
00:12:24,859 --> 00:12:28,528
All the other girls are all
upset over what's been on.
287
00:12:28,530 --> 00:12:31,430
And all I want is just
comfort and a cuddle from him.
288
00:12:31,432 --> 00:12:33,432
And he hasn't
showed us anything.
289
00:12:33,434 --> 00:12:35,734
And now I haven't
had that for so long.
290
00:12:35,736 --> 00:12:37,702
I haven't had
a proper boyfriend,
291
00:12:37,704 --> 00:12:38,736
in ages.
292
00:12:38,738 --> 00:12:39,870
And I've missed
the cuddling.
293
00:12:39,872 --> 00:12:42,205
I've missed the nights
alone with him.
294
00:12:42,207 --> 00:12:43,606
And he doesn't
give a shit about me.
295
00:12:43,608 --> 00:12:47,109
All he's bothered
about is hisself.
296
00:12:47,111 --> 00:12:50,645
Wake up, man.
297
00:12:50,647 --> 00:12:52,046
Stand up.
298
00:12:52,048 --> 00:12:53,313
(Joel mutters)
299
00:12:53,315 --> 00:12:56,549
I'm devastated,
I'm heartbroken.
300
00:12:56,551 --> 00:12:58,284
Like, I fell
for this boy,
301
00:12:58,286 --> 00:13:01,487
who I've spent a lot of time
with outside of Geordie Shore.
302
00:13:01,489 --> 00:13:05,691
And he's came into this house
as a different person.
303
00:13:14,200 --> 00:13:17,435
I've tried to ring him so many
times for him to come down,
304
00:13:17,437 --> 00:13:19,069
and he hasn't came.
305
00:13:19,071 --> 00:13:20,804
And, like,
now that he's here,
306
00:13:20,806 --> 00:13:22,205
what was the point?
307
00:13:22,207 --> 00:13:23,606
You should've just
stayed at home.
308
00:13:23,608 --> 00:13:26,041
Joel, I don't wanna
have sex with you.
309
00:13:26,043 --> 00:13:28,576
I don't wanna
have sex with idiots.
310
00:13:28,578 --> 00:13:29,443
So.
311
00:13:29,445 --> 00:13:33,246
Joel, I just
want you to go.
312
00:13:33,248 --> 00:13:35,481
¶
313
00:13:37,116 --> 00:13:41,185
You know what, like,
tonight was an eye-opener.
314
00:13:41,187 --> 00:13:42,486
To, like, see how
she sort of reacts
315
00:13:42,488 --> 00:13:45,055
to, like, me--
But she loves you, though.
316
00:13:45,057 --> 00:13:46,189
I know she does, yeah.
317
00:13:46,191 --> 00:13:48,291
All I think
he's bothered about is
318
00:13:48,293 --> 00:13:51,193
being one of the lads
and pulling birds.
319
00:13:51,195 --> 00:13:55,564
Why she got so angry, with
the other girls and stuff.
320
00:14:00,670 --> 00:14:04,139
I think, you know what,
I think I should go.
321
00:14:04,141 --> 00:14:05,673
I'll just,
I'll see how it goes,
322
00:14:05,675 --> 00:14:06,974
you know what I mean?
323
00:14:06,976 --> 00:14:08,408
She's just gonna
get heartbroken,
324
00:14:08,410 --> 00:14:11,377
and he couldn't
give a fuck.
325
00:14:34,401 --> 00:14:37,369
¶ Everybody
326
00:14:37,371 --> 00:14:42,207
¶ Feel the sunshine
327
00:14:42,209 --> 00:14:45,810
¶ Everybody
328
00:14:45,812 --> 00:14:50,514
¶ Feel the sunshine
329
00:14:50,516 --> 00:14:54,217
¶ Everybody
330
00:14:54,219 --> 00:14:56,519
¶ Feel the sunshine...
331
00:15:03,627 --> 00:15:05,361
Be good.
You too.
332
00:15:05,363 --> 00:15:07,062
Don't do
anything naughty.
333
00:15:07,064 --> 00:15:07,662
See ya later.
334
00:15:07,664 --> 00:15:11,666
What should I do
about me relationship?
335
00:15:17,606 --> 00:15:19,106
Wake up,
it's Vicky's birthday,
336
00:15:19,108 --> 00:15:20,640
I think, right,
today's the day,
337
00:15:20,642 --> 00:15:22,508
show her how much
I care about her.
338
00:15:22,510 --> 00:15:26,378
Got a teddy bear,
cake for her.
339
00:15:27,546 --> 00:15:29,046
Normally, I wake up
on my birthday,
340
00:15:29,048 --> 00:15:31,281
and I feel an instant
sense of celebration.
341
00:15:31,283 --> 00:15:34,584
That's in stark contrast
to how I'm waking up today.
342
00:15:34,586 --> 00:15:35,785
Cold, without
a blanket,
343
00:15:35,787 --> 00:15:38,554
in Charlotte's bed,
because Ricci got in mine.
344
00:15:38,556 --> 00:15:40,489
Absolutely mortalled,
soaking.
345
00:15:40,491 --> 00:15:44,259
I haven't got anyone who'll
buy me a teddy and dance with
346
00:15:44,261 --> 00:15:45,727
or just lie in bed
with and cuddle,
347
00:15:45,729 --> 00:15:47,128
'cause they're
like a human being.
348
00:15:47,130 --> 00:15:48,696
(whispering)
Where is she?
Upstairs, I think.
349
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:51,365
I'd be lucky to get
a "hello" out of Gary
350
00:15:51,367 --> 00:15:53,500
in the morning,
351
00:15:53,502 --> 00:15:56,002
than the human
dancing teddy bear.
352
00:15:56,004 --> 00:15:59,705
Happy Birthday!
353
00:16:00,606 --> 00:16:02,373
Huge, great big teddy?
354
00:16:02,375 --> 00:16:03,540
Very sweet.
355
00:16:03,542 --> 00:16:05,508
But I'm not five.
356
00:16:12,182 --> 00:16:15,384
It's Vicky's birthday,
so she's got some girl time.
357
00:16:15,386 --> 00:16:17,953
I'm gonna have
some boy time.
358
00:16:18,988 --> 00:16:20,421
Vicky's the best-lookin'
girl in Newcastle,
359
00:16:20,423 --> 00:16:22,556
and obviously she should be
with the best-lookin' lad
360
00:16:22,558 --> 00:16:25,025
in Newcastle.
361
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:29,028
You weren't out with us,
where were you?
362
00:16:29,030 --> 00:16:30,229
I was chillin', mate.
363
00:16:30,231 --> 00:16:32,264
You should've seen
fuckin' Joel and Sophie.
364
00:16:32,266 --> 00:16:34,966
He was lookin'
at birds with us,
it was like...
365
00:16:34,968 --> 00:16:36,434
it was like he was
out with the lads.
366
00:16:36,436 --> 00:16:38,335
Do you know what I mean,
you can't just go through Sophie
367
00:16:38,337 --> 00:16:39,703
and be with us,
it's gonna hurt her,
368
00:16:39,705 --> 00:16:41,671
and it's gonna end up--
he's gonna hurt her.
369
00:16:41,673 --> 00:16:44,040
She's our mate, we've gotta
look out for her every day.
370
00:16:44,042 --> 00:16:45,674
All right,
we drank champagne,
371
00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:46,741
and Sophie's
just lyin', fuck it.
372
00:16:46,743 --> 00:16:49,410
Vicky and Ricci have only known
each other a couple of weeks,
373
00:16:49,412 --> 00:16:52,079
but they literally can't keep
their hands off each other.
374
00:16:52,081 --> 00:16:53,713
Always kissing,
always cuddling.
375
00:16:53,715 --> 00:16:55,081
Sophie and Joel,
on the other hand,
376
00:16:55,083 --> 00:16:56,482
they've been together
a while now,
377
00:16:56,484 --> 00:16:58,050
and it's as if
he doesn't even know her.
378
00:16:58,052 --> 00:17:00,485
He doesn't even look at her,
doesn't pay her any attention
379
00:17:00,487 --> 00:17:03,287
or anything.
380
00:17:13,998 --> 00:17:16,467
(girls screaming)
381
00:17:21,039 --> 00:17:22,672
It's-- do you like it?
382
00:17:22,674 --> 00:17:24,306
Oh, isn't it gorgeous?
383
00:17:24,308 --> 00:17:25,640
We've bought her
lovely presents,
384
00:17:25,642 --> 00:17:27,575
we wanna have
a good time,
385
00:17:27,577 --> 00:17:28,676
and the day starts now.
386
00:17:28,678 --> 00:17:30,711
--presents.
(doorbell rings)
387
00:17:30,713 --> 00:17:33,480
If this is a stripper,
Sophie, I swear to God.
388
00:17:33,482 --> 00:17:35,281
I'm gonna shut
the door in his face.
389
00:17:35,283 --> 00:17:36,548
I don't think it is.
390
00:17:36,550 --> 00:17:37,849
A fuckin' hit,
out like that.
391
00:17:37,851 --> 00:17:39,350
Only people
who have strippers
392
00:17:39,352 --> 00:17:42,386
are people who fuckin'
cannot pull themselves.
393
00:17:42,388 --> 00:17:44,287
(women giggles)
394
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:46,222
Luckily for me,
I get to the front door,
395
00:17:46,224 --> 00:17:47,790
and it's me mum and dad.
396
00:17:47,792 --> 00:17:51,527
And you have all
got clothes on.
397
00:17:51,529 --> 00:17:54,596
(all cheering)
398
00:17:56,765 --> 00:17:58,198
Wow!
399
00:17:58,200 --> 00:18:02,035
You've been spoiled!
400
00:18:03,237 --> 00:18:06,205
Got her flowers, got her
a big bouquet too, actually.
401
00:18:06,207 --> 00:18:08,707
I've spent an absolute wedge
on Vicky for her birthday.
402
00:18:08,709 --> 00:18:13,078
Uh, but if you want that gash,
you gotta spend that cash.
403
00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:14,579
You got her flowers.
404
00:18:14,581 --> 00:18:16,180
Oh...
405
00:18:16,182 --> 00:18:18,315
Never got flowers
for a bird in me life.
406
00:18:18,317 --> 00:18:21,451
Ricci is playing this
the total wrong way.
407
00:18:21,453 --> 00:18:22,552
When's he gonna learn?
408
00:18:22,554 --> 00:18:24,754
Treat them mean,
keep them keen.
409
00:18:24,756 --> 00:18:25,788
(doorbell ringing)
410
00:18:25,790 --> 00:18:28,123
Oh, there's
too many surprises!
411
00:18:28,125 --> 00:18:29,324
I don't understand.
412
00:18:29,326 --> 00:18:31,259
I don't know what else
could be there.
413
00:18:31,261 --> 00:18:33,594
This must be
the stripper.
414
00:18:33,596 --> 00:18:34,561
(women laugh)
415
00:18:34,563 --> 00:18:37,730
I open the door, and there
is the most ostentatious,
416
00:18:37,732 --> 00:18:41,500
incredible bouquet of flowers
I've ever seen in me life.
417
00:18:41,502 --> 00:18:42,834
(women scream)
418
00:18:42,836 --> 00:18:46,237
Oh, my God.
419
00:18:46,239 --> 00:18:47,404
Who the hell are they of?
420
00:18:47,406 --> 00:18:50,740
They must've cost
an absolute fortune.
421
00:18:50,742 --> 00:18:54,009
Oh, they're beautiful.
422
00:18:54,011 --> 00:18:55,477
What the hell?
423
00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:56,478
Oh, my God.
424
00:18:56,480 --> 00:18:57,679
"I hope you like
the daisies.
425
00:18:57,681 --> 00:18:59,814
From, Ridiculously
Good-Looking."
426
00:18:59,816 --> 00:19:01,515
Ricci.
Ricci.
427
00:19:01,517 --> 00:19:03,984
Oh...
428
00:19:07,722 --> 00:19:11,491
(all greeting)
429
00:19:11,493 --> 00:19:12,992
I'm like,
"Hang on a second.
430
00:19:12,994 --> 00:19:14,360
"Vicky's mom and dad
doesn't even
431
00:19:14,362 --> 00:19:15,294
"know who you are yet.
432
00:19:15,296 --> 00:19:18,230
"Shouldn't you be
introducing yourself?
433
00:19:18,232 --> 00:19:19,798
"But maybe
you shouldn't be,
434
00:19:19,800 --> 00:19:21,666
"'cause Vicky's
still supposed
435
00:19:21,668 --> 00:19:23,100
to have a boyfriend."
436
00:19:23,102 --> 00:19:26,169
Ricci, this is me mum,
Carolyn, me dad, John.
437
00:19:26,171 --> 00:19:27,003
Hiya.
438
00:19:27,005 --> 00:19:28,404
I hope I've made
a good impression.
439
00:19:28,406 --> 00:19:30,439
Um, they seem like
really nice people as well.
440
00:19:30,441 --> 00:19:33,341
But having this thing
with Dan not really sorted,
441
00:19:33,343 --> 00:19:35,009
and obviously
they know Dan.
442
00:19:35,011 --> 00:19:36,276
I just take
a back seat, really,
443
00:19:36,278 --> 00:19:37,443
and just come off
as a nice person.
444
00:19:37,445 --> 00:19:39,111
Could you not have
got a bigger bunch?
445
00:19:39,113 --> 00:19:41,313
I'm a bit
embarrassed of these.
446
00:19:41,315 --> 00:19:44,082
So Ricci's going all out
for Vicky's birthday
447
00:19:44,084 --> 00:19:46,517
and buying her
presents, flowers.
448
00:19:46,519 --> 00:19:47,818
It's all just
a bit daft, really.
449
00:19:47,820 --> 00:19:50,086
I'm so tired,
I've been up early,
remember.
450
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:50,820
Have you been up early?
451
00:19:50,822 --> 00:19:53,589
It seems weird to have someone,
like, kissing and cuddling
452
00:19:53,591 --> 00:19:55,390
and, like, "Oh, I love ya,
thanks for me presents."
453
00:19:55,392 --> 00:19:57,692
Everyone thinks
we'll play happy families.
454
00:19:57,694 --> 00:20:00,227
Fuckin' hell.
455
00:20:02,396 --> 00:20:05,731
¶
456
00:20:05,733 --> 00:20:09,034
(phone ringing)
457
00:20:11,637 --> 00:20:14,205
I wonder who it could be.
458
00:20:14,207 --> 00:20:17,041
Let's go check.
459
00:20:17,043 --> 00:20:19,076
Hello?
460
00:20:19,078 --> 00:20:22,079
Hello. Yeah?
461
00:20:22,081 --> 00:20:25,715
Right?
462
00:20:25,717 --> 00:20:28,384
Right.
463
00:20:31,821 --> 00:20:35,423
So I'm back in
another bad mood.
464
00:20:39,327 --> 00:20:42,128
Oh...
465
00:20:48,168 --> 00:20:51,236
I don't wanna do it.
466
00:20:51,238 --> 00:20:54,672
(Charlotte burps)
467
00:20:54,674 --> 00:20:55,739
Do you wanna
hand them out?
468
00:20:55,741 --> 00:20:58,441
No, you-- I'm not
working without ya.
469
00:20:58,443 --> 00:21:00,376
But why don't we just
not hand them out, then?
470
00:21:00,378 --> 00:21:03,445
Because this is our job,
and I'm a little showoff.
471
00:21:03,447 --> 00:21:05,413
I'm leaving you
with some, too.
472
00:21:05,415 --> 00:21:07,648
I'll pass them out to the people
who walk around the parlor--
473
00:21:07,650 --> 00:21:08,782
No, because
you scare people,
474
00:21:08,784 --> 00:21:10,216
because you look
like a fuckin' tramp.
475
00:21:10,218 --> 00:21:12,518
Gaz and Charlotte are
not really speaking.
476
00:21:12,520 --> 00:21:13,986
A bit awkwardness
between them.
477
00:21:13,988 --> 00:21:15,053
It's gonna be
so hard for me
478
00:21:15,055 --> 00:21:16,387
to deal with this whole
moody Charlotte--
479
00:21:16,389 --> 00:21:18,322
I'm not speaking
with her, so...
480
00:21:18,324 --> 00:21:19,756
Can't you just
forget about it?
481
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,057
Oh, I am,
just sayin'.
482
00:21:21,059 --> 00:21:22,758
It's a bit--
she's in a mood with me.
483
00:21:22,760 --> 00:21:23,825
She's gonna be
in a mood with work,
484
00:21:23,827 --> 00:21:25,459
and in a mood with
fuckin' everything else.
485
00:21:25,461 --> 00:21:27,127
You're the cause of it,
you know what I mean?
486
00:21:27,129 --> 00:21:29,529
How's your
bad mood doing?
487
00:21:29,531 --> 00:21:32,598
The bad mood
spreads quick.
488
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,266
Like wildfire.
489
00:21:34,268 --> 00:21:38,403
The bad mood
spreads like anthrax.
490
00:21:48,046 --> 00:21:53,016
Fuckin' Ricci has cooked
this romantic meal for Vicky.
491
00:21:54,318 --> 00:21:56,052
It's, like,
candles on the table,
492
00:21:56,054 --> 00:21:58,087
the food's in the oven,
and I'm like...
493
00:21:58,089 --> 00:22:00,155
"Man, what the fuck
are you playing at?"
494
00:22:00,157 --> 00:22:01,189
Like... what?
495
00:22:01,191 --> 00:22:04,659
(Charlotte retching)
496
00:22:04,661 --> 00:22:08,963
I'm so sick of
Ricci's horrible,
497
00:22:08,965 --> 00:22:09,697
girly soppiness.
498
00:22:09,699 --> 00:22:11,632
He might as well
have a vagina
499
00:22:11,634 --> 00:22:14,334
rather than a dick.
500
00:22:14,336 --> 00:22:15,568
Turn that way.
501
00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:19,505
I hope this'll prove how much
I really care about her.
502
00:22:19,507 --> 00:22:21,640
There you go.
503
00:22:21,642 --> 00:22:24,609
Happy Birthday.
504
00:22:27,179 --> 00:22:29,280
Bless Ricci.
It was lovely.
505
00:22:29,282 --> 00:22:32,483
He's so cute,
and I'm really overwhelmed.
506
00:22:32,485 --> 00:22:36,019
(cork pops)
Ooh!
507
00:22:36,021 --> 00:22:37,653
Thank you.
508
00:22:51,467 --> 00:22:53,301
What girl doesn't love
jewelry on her birthday?
509
00:22:53,303 --> 00:22:57,338
When he gave us me necklace,
it just melted me heart a bit.
510
00:22:57,340 --> 00:22:59,039
I'd be shocked
and creeped out
511
00:22:59,041 --> 00:23:01,141
if someone actually
bought all that for me.
512
00:23:01,143 --> 00:23:04,377
I'd be, like,
over the moon with a card
513
00:23:04,379 --> 00:23:05,811
after two weeks.
514
00:23:05,813 --> 00:23:08,647
I'd be over the moon that
he even knew my birthday.
515
00:23:08,649 --> 00:23:11,116
She likes stuff like that,
wouldn't she?
516
00:23:11,118 --> 00:23:13,651
She likes being treated
like a princess.
517
00:23:13,653 --> 00:23:18,022
Me, on the other hand, would
be happy with a McDonalds.
518
00:23:18,024 --> 00:23:20,491
Or a shag.
519
00:23:21,426 --> 00:23:22,225
Happy Birthday.
520
00:23:22,227 --> 00:23:25,695
After having a nice meal,
after nice drinks,
521
00:23:25,697 --> 00:23:26,562
giving her a present,
522
00:23:26,564 --> 00:23:27,829
decided to hit
the fuck hut, thinking,
523
00:23:27,831 --> 00:23:30,932
"Right, this'll
be a perfect end
to a perfect day."
524
00:23:30,934 --> 00:23:33,968
Come here, you.
525
00:23:52,754 --> 00:23:56,389
I've slept with Vicky once,
uh, really liked it.
526
00:23:56,391 --> 00:23:57,790
(kissing sounds)
527
00:23:57,792 --> 00:24:01,260
I should definitely be
hitting that fuck hut tonight.
528
00:24:01,262 --> 00:24:04,062
Ricci has put a lot
of effort into my birthday.
529
00:24:04,064 --> 00:24:05,630
And I'm really
appreciative.
530
00:24:05,632 --> 00:24:09,433
But that doesn't mean
he's getting a bang.
531
00:24:12,136 --> 00:24:14,303
(Ricci laughs)
532
00:24:14,305 --> 00:24:17,306
¶
533
00:24:25,181 --> 00:24:27,215
I am fuckin' fuming.
534
00:24:27,217 --> 00:24:28,816
I do not get
the piss taken out
535
00:24:28,818 --> 00:24:31,552
if it's especially
by a fuckin' boy.
536
00:24:31,554 --> 00:24:32,686
So I think
"Right, forget it."
537
00:24:32,688 --> 00:24:35,455
Don't pick up the phone,
don't do it over the phone.
538
00:24:35,457 --> 00:24:37,290
End it to his face.
539
00:24:38,392 --> 00:24:42,461
You all right?
No, I'm not.
540
00:24:42,463 --> 00:24:43,462
What's going on?
541
00:24:43,464 --> 00:24:46,198
Do you actually want
to be with us or not?
542
00:24:46,200 --> 00:24:47,566
Aye.
Are you sure?
543
00:24:47,568 --> 00:24:48,600
Where's this
coming from?
544
00:24:48,602 --> 00:24:49,734
Because I know
you're in the club,
545
00:24:49,736 --> 00:24:51,635
you're getting with girls
and everything in the club.
546
00:24:51,637 --> 00:24:53,103
I wasn't
getting with girls.
547
00:24:53,105 --> 00:24:54,704
Like, what the fuck?
548
00:24:54,706 --> 00:24:58,140
You've came in
my town and my home,
549
00:24:58,142 --> 00:24:59,708
sittin' in front
of my friends,
550
00:24:59,710 --> 00:25:01,342
tellin' them
you fancy other people.
551
00:25:01,344 --> 00:25:03,143
Do you not think
they're gonna tell us?
552
00:25:03,145 --> 00:25:04,043
They care about me.
553
00:25:04,045 --> 00:25:06,445
It was embarrassing,
in front of everyone, went--
554
00:25:06,447 --> 00:25:08,513
"Sophie, get rid of him,
he's not for you.
555
00:25:08,515 --> 00:25:09,547
He doesn't
wanna be with you."
556
00:25:09,549 --> 00:25:10,648
I was like, well,
what the fuck?
557
00:25:10,650 --> 00:25:11,982
Well,
what do they know?
558
00:25:11,984 --> 00:25:13,583
They-- I said to them,
559
00:25:13,585 --> 00:25:14,617
"I wanna give it a go."
560
00:25:14,619 --> 00:25:16,352
You told Jay
in the hot tub,
561
00:25:16,354 --> 00:25:18,721
"I see her more
as a mate."
562
00:25:18,723 --> 00:25:20,189
Haway,
you don't say that.
563
00:25:20,191 --> 00:25:21,723
I-- no, I said,
"Sophie's, like,
564
00:25:21,725 --> 00:25:23,391
one of my
best friends as well."
565
00:25:23,393 --> 00:25:24,558
This is-- well,
those are different.
566
00:25:24,560 --> 00:25:27,561
Well, he got the wrong end
of the stick then, didn't he?
567
00:25:27,563 --> 00:25:28,528
All the boys sat and--
568
00:25:28,530 --> 00:25:29,795
Why would I come
all the way to Newcastle
569
00:25:29,797 --> 00:25:31,496
to see you if I didn't
want to be with you?
570
00:25:31,498 --> 00:25:32,763
But, babe,
you weren't with us.
571
00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:34,498
I'm thinkin',
"Don't fuckin' play me.
572
00:25:34,500 --> 00:25:37,834
"You look like a mug,
I look like a mug.
573
00:25:37,836 --> 00:25:41,805
You've made yourself look
like a stupid dickhead."
574
00:25:41,807 --> 00:25:44,440
You left us alone
in a night club.
575
00:25:44,442 --> 00:25:45,908
While you were
with all the girls--
576
00:25:45,910 --> 00:25:47,576
No, I wasn't, I was
having a good time.
577
00:25:47,578 --> 00:25:50,545
(talking over each other)
578
00:25:50,547 --> 00:25:52,079
No, no, you know
what it's like?
579
00:25:52,081 --> 00:25:54,548
If you want to be with this,
you oughta make an effort.
580
00:25:54,550 --> 00:25:56,383
But you didn't.
581
00:25:56,385 --> 00:26:00,120
Sophie--
Fuck off, man.
582
00:26:02,356 --> 00:26:05,291
All I wanna do is run back up,
maybe cuddle him, and say,
583
00:26:05,293 --> 00:26:07,426
"Just say you're sorry, and
everything will be all right.
584
00:26:07,428 --> 00:26:08,693
We'll get back to normal."
585
00:26:08,695 --> 00:26:10,094
But I think, no,
586
00:26:10,096 --> 00:26:10,861
I'm not cool with you.
587
00:26:10,863 --> 00:26:14,231
No one deserves me if
they're gonna go on like that.
588
00:26:14,233 --> 00:26:14,864
No way.
589
00:26:14,866 --> 00:26:16,465
I don't wanna
be that girl.
590
00:26:16,467 --> 00:26:20,535
I don't wanna
end up like Charlotte.
591
00:26:26,575 --> 00:26:27,474
It wasn't easy,
was it?
592
00:26:27,476 --> 00:26:30,109
No, it was the hardest thing
I've ever done, Vicky.
593
00:26:30,111 --> 00:26:31,877
Sophie's down,
she needs cheering up.
594
00:26:31,879 --> 00:26:33,378
I think all the house
could do with a bit
595
00:26:33,380 --> 00:26:34,812
of a fuckin' boost,
if I'm honest.
596
00:26:34,814 --> 00:26:36,346
Let's get all
our mates 'round,
597
00:26:36,348 --> 00:26:37,447
let's get
the drink flowin',
598
00:26:37,449 --> 00:26:39,215
and let's do it
like we know how.
599
00:26:39,217 --> 00:26:41,116
Let's get
fuckin' mortalled.
600
00:26:41,118 --> 00:26:44,886
This is the crack.
We are having a party tonight.
601
00:26:44,888 --> 00:26:48,089
(women screaming)
602
00:26:50,258 --> 00:26:51,691
Sophie's just
split up with Joel,
603
00:26:51,693 --> 00:26:52,725
everyone's feeling
down for her.
604
00:26:52,727 --> 00:26:55,494
It's not nice to see when your
little family member's down.
605
00:26:55,496 --> 00:26:57,729
What better way
than get a DJ around,
606
00:26:57,731 --> 00:26:58,696
get all the lights 'round,
607
00:26:58,698 --> 00:27:00,397
and just have a fuckin'
mint house party.
608
00:27:00,399 --> 00:27:02,432
The party's in the house,
if you wanna have a drink,
609
00:27:02,434 --> 00:27:04,734
we're just gonna get
absolutely mortalled.
610
00:27:04,736 --> 00:27:06,736
I'm so excited.
611
00:27:06,738 --> 00:27:10,139
What guy am I going
to have sex with?
612
00:27:10,141 --> 00:27:12,508
Every single guy!
613
00:27:12,510 --> 00:27:13,709
(women scream)
614
00:27:13,711 --> 00:27:15,744
Got a DJ comin',
strobe lights,
615
00:27:15,746 --> 00:27:19,681
fuckin' smoke machines,
everythin'.
616
00:27:19,683 --> 00:27:20,515
(women screaming)
617
00:27:20,517 --> 00:27:22,350
We're only havin'
a silent disco.
618
00:27:22,352 --> 00:27:23,617
When you jump 'round
like lunatics,
619
00:27:23,619 --> 00:27:25,418
you haven't got
the time for waiting--
620
00:27:25,420 --> 00:27:27,119
still have a dance?
621
00:27:27,121 --> 00:27:28,453
(girls cheering)
622
00:27:28,455 --> 00:27:30,054
Let me know if
you wanna come, man,
623
00:27:30,056 --> 00:27:32,623
it'll be class tonight.
624
00:27:38,463 --> 00:27:40,330
Party is on the way.
625
00:27:40,332 --> 00:27:44,100
So it'll be like,
that's just sittin'
right there.
626
00:27:44,102 --> 00:27:46,368
(doorbell rings)
627
00:27:46,370 --> 00:27:47,102
Whoa.
628
00:27:47,104 --> 00:27:49,804
I open the door,
and there's a bag there.
629
00:27:49,806 --> 00:27:51,772
So I pull the bag in,
and it just say,
630
00:27:51,774 --> 00:27:54,307
"Happy Birthday."
631
00:27:54,309 --> 00:27:55,608
This is for you.
632
00:27:55,610 --> 00:27:56,909
I know they're for me.
633
00:27:56,911 --> 00:27:59,111
And I know
they're from Dan.
634
00:27:59,113 --> 00:28:01,079
There's a lot here.
635
00:28:01,081 --> 00:28:02,780
For Vicky?
Aye, to Vicky.
636
00:28:02,782 --> 00:28:05,682
There ya go,
you can have 'em.
637
00:28:11,555 --> 00:28:13,422
Ricci's faced
straightaway.
638
00:28:13,424 --> 00:28:19,261
In a right
little strop.
639
00:28:19,263 --> 00:28:19,995
(Ricci sighs)
640
00:28:19,997 --> 00:28:21,429
Throw 'em away,
you don't need 'em,
641
00:28:21,431 --> 00:28:22,363
do you know
what I mean?
642
00:28:22,365 --> 00:28:26,166
I'm giving you
everythin' now.
643
00:28:26,168 --> 00:28:28,801
Don't cry.
(whispering)
644
00:28:28,803 --> 00:28:30,702
When is it gonna stop?
645
00:28:30,704 --> 00:28:32,103
I was never gonna
open the presents.
646
00:28:32,105 --> 00:28:34,271
I just wanted a second
to collect me thoughts.
647
00:28:34,273 --> 00:28:35,672
But the girls
care about us.
648
00:28:35,674 --> 00:28:38,708
And they know that this is
a hard time I'm going through.
649
00:28:38,710 --> 00:28:41,277
You're not over them?
650
00:28:41,279 --> 00:28:45,447
You might as well
open them now.
651
00:28:48,717 --> 00:28:51,785
(gasps)
Oh my fuckin' God.
652
00:28:51,787 --> 00:28:54,320
To buy a pair of shoes
for a girl.
653
00:28:54,322 --> 00:28:57,222
That's it.
They're in.
654
00:29:00,192 --> 00:29:02,793
(women muttering)
655
00:29:02,795 --> 00:29:04,594
And you know
what else he's got?
656
00:29:04,596 --> 00:29:06,162
A handbag
to go with it.
657
00:29:06,164 --> 00:29:09,665
I don't want
to save any of it.
658
00:29:09,667 --> 00:29:10,565
Fuckin' hell.
659
00:29:10,567 --> 00:29:12,266
Why would you have
a go with Ricci who
660
00:29:12,268 --> 00:29:13,734
buys flowers for you?
661
00:29:13,736 --> 00:29:16,670
And a shitty teddy.
662
00:29:17,772 --> 00:29:19,773
I suppose, out of
respect for Ricci,
663
00:29:19,775 --> 00:29:22,342
I probably
shouldn't've done it.
664
00:29:22,344 --> 00:29:24,344
But it takes
a fuckin' strong woman
665
00:29:24,346 --> 00:29:27,280
to look at presents
and not open them.
666
00:29:29,349 --> 00:29:31,983
Nice presents.
667
00:29:37,155 --> 00:29:38,355
See, I--
if I was you,
668
00:29:38,357 --> 00:29:40,590
I would've just handed
that bag straight back.
669
00:29:40,592 --> 00:29:42,992
Don't shout at us,
Ricci.
670
00:29:42,994 --> 00:29:44,460
Fuck it.
671
00:29:44,462 --> 00:29:46,061
What the fuck?
672
00:29:46,063 --> 00:29:49,330
Ricci the Dickhead,
don't kick someone
673
00:29:49,332 --> 00:29:50,731
when they're down.
674
00:29:50,733 --> 00:29:52,699
That isn't what you do.
675
00:29:52,701 --> 00:29:54,434
I'm sorry-- I'm sorry,
676
00:29:54,436 --> 00:29:55,701
I'm the one wanted
to have a party--
677
00:29:55,703 --> 00:29:56,635
Shh-- no, no,
don't...
678
00:29:56,637 --> 00:29:59,437
Stupid-- how many
fucking pairs of eyelashes
679
00:29:59,439 --> 00:30:00,738
I'm gonna fuckin' cry.
680
00:30:00,740 --> 00:30:04,408
So Vicky cries, and she has
to take her eyelashes off,
681
00:30:04,410 --> 00:30:05,609
'cause the only pair
she's got,
682
00:30:05,611 --> 00:30:07,844
and I don't want her
to ruin them for the party.
683
00:30:07,846 --> 00:30:11,080
So I'm trying to pull them,
to get them dry for her,
684
00:30:11,082 --> 00:30:13,449
'cause I know that
she needs these eyelashes.
685
00:30:13,451 --> 00:30:15,417
I hope she doesn't think
I'm being ignorant.
686
00:30:15,419 --> 00:30:17,652
I'm just tryin'
to save her eyelashes.
687
00:30:17,654 --> 00:30:20,254
Why wouldn't she
hand 'em straight back?
688
00:30:20,256 --> 00:30:21,822
Why would you
hand them back, though?
689
00:30:21,824 --> 00:30:23,456
Because she
shouldn't care--
690
00:30:23,458 --> 00:30:25,658
It's her boyfriend,
it's her boyfriend.
691
00:30:25,660 --> 00:30:27,459
Well, what's she been
doing with me, then?
692
00:30:27,461 --> 00:30:28,259
Well, exactly.
693
00:30:28,261 --> 00:30:30,194
He doesn't need
to go on like this.
694
00:30:30,196 --> 00:30:31,828
He's being so immature.
695
00:30:31,830 --> 00:30:34,197
And he's not
acting his age.
696
00:30:35,465 --> 00:30:37,766
I was dead excited
for this party,
do you know what I mean?
697
00:30:37,768 --> 00:30:39,267
And I'm not
gonna deny it,
698
00:30:39,269 --> 00:30:42,203
that Dan dropping
those presents off
699
00:30:42,205 --> 00:30:44,205
has undoubtedly took
700
00:30:44,207 --> 00:30:46,373
the sheen off
the evening for me.
701
00:30:46,375 --> 00:30:48,174
So we're all getting
ready for the party,
702
00:30:48,176 --> 00:30:53,479
but Vicky's still feeling down
about the presents and the card,
703
00:30:54,848 --> 00:30:57,316
The card's been
hand-crafted.
704
00:30:57,318 --> 00:30:58,450
There's photos
of Vicky and Dan
705
00:30:58,452 --> 00:31:01,152
all over the front of when
they've been on holiday.
706
00:31:01,154 --> 00:31:03,154
"How thrilling
it is to touch ya,
707
00:31:03,156 --> 00:31:04,488
"to name just a few.
708
00:31:04,490 --> 00:31:06,323
"I remember
that night, you tiger,
709
00:31:06,325 --> 00:31:08,191
when I first met you."
710
00:31:11,195 --> 00:31:12,395
"What prevails over all
711
00:31:12,397 --> 00:31:13,662
"is I love
my princess,
712
00:31:13,664 --> 00:31:15,463
and she loves
her knight."
713
00:31:15,465 --> 00:31:17,631
It's-- that's a good...
714
00:31:17,633 --> 00:31:19,432
Oh, God, no,
it's not.
715
00:31:19,434 --> 00:31:21,066
It's very bad,
horrible card
716
00:31:21,068 --> 00:31:22,567
that we should
never read again.
717
00:31:22,569 --> 00:31:26,203
Oh my God, I was so close
to puttin' 'em on that time.
718
00:31:26,205 --> 00:31:27,537
I just shouldn't
wear them.
719
00:31:27,539 --> 00:31:29,739
Look at the card--
Uh-huh.
720
00:31:29,741 --> 00:31:32,208
as one of them
funny nursery rhymes
721
00:31:32,210 --> 00:31:34,143
that you made when
you were little.
722
00:31:34,145 --> 00:31:38,247
Remember 'bout that old woman
who lived in the shoe?
723
00:31:39,682 --> 00:31:41,649
No, no, there was
never a nursery rhyme
724
00:31:41,651 --> 00:31:44,084
about the young girl
who was a slag.
725
00:31:44,086 --> 00:31:45,118
Vicky's not a slag.
726
00:31:45,120 --> 00:31:48,020
She might be having sex
with two different boys,
727
00:31:48,022 --> 00:31:50,222
but that's not a slag.
728
00:31:50,224 --> 00:31:51,890
It's about time us girls
729
00:31:51,892 --> 00:31:54,092
took a leaf out
the boys' books
730
00:31:54,094 --> 00:31:57,962
and just banged
left, right, and center.
731
00:32:00,632 --> 00:32:02,733
We're only havin'
a silent disco.
732
00:32:02,735 --> 00:32:05,235
Hi, how are you?
All right, how are you?
733
00:32:05,237 --> 00:32:06,169
Having a party, ay?
734
00:32:06,171 --> 00:32:08,838
Anna strolls in with
two semi-naked people.
735
00:32:08,840 --> 00:32:11,373
So you don't have to
lift a finger tonight.
736
00:32:11,375 --> 00:32:13,508
So this is my gift
to you guys.
737
00:32:13,510 --> 00:32:17,378
It'll make
this party a party.
738
00:32:17,380 --> 00:32:19,613
One of them,
being the bird,
739
00:32:19,615 --> 00:32:22,549
I have recently
been banging.
740
00:32:24,018 --> 00:32:27,987
She just keeps
turning up and turning up.
741
00:32:27,989 --> 00:32:28,787
And when she's here,
742
00:32:28,789 --> 00:32:31,489
it'd just be rude
not to bang her,
wouldn't it?
743
00:32:31,491 --> 00:32:35,392
Now, this girl is becoming
a little bit of a stalker.
744
00:32:35,394 --> 00:32:38,661
She is everywhere.
745
00:32:38,663 --> 00:32:42,031
Let's have
a fucking party.
746
00:32:42,033 --> 00:32:44,233
(woman screaming)
747
00:32:55,612 --> 00:32:57,279
It's our party,
with a DJ.
748
00:32:57,281 --> 00:32:59,781
We got birds,
this is the best night
749
00:32:59,783 --> 00:33:03,217
I've had
in a long time.
750
00:33:09,290 --> 00:33:12,592
Tonight, I am going
to pull someone.
751
00:33:12,594 --> 00:33:14,460
I need to prove
to everyone
752
00:33:14,462 --> 00:33:16,528
that I'm finally
over Gary.
753
00:33:16,530 --> 00:33:18,096
Oi, mate!
754
00:33:18,098 --> 00:33:21,065
And in walks
Ricci's friends.
755
00:33:21,067 --> 00:33:22,066
(talking over each other)
756
00:33:22,068 --> 00:33:25,169
Wow, who is that
hottie at the back
757
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,403
with the denim shirt
758
00:33:26,405 --> 00:33:27,704
and the muscles
popping out,
759
00:33:27,706 --> 00:33:32,041
the good smile,
and the really great hair?
760
00:33:32,043 --> 00:33:34,344
Phew.
761
00:33:37,548 --> 00:33:39,549
We're having
a bit of a flirt on.
762
00:33:39,551 --> 00:33:40,816
I'm touching
his muscles,
763
00:33:40,818 --> 00:33:42,851
I've got UV paint,
and I'm putting it
764
00:33:42,853 --> 00:33:43,952
down his arms and that.
765
00:33:43,954 --> 00:33:47,555
Oh my God, you can
grate cheese on them abs.
766
00:33:50,492 --> 00:33:52,793
Me and Charlotte haven't been
talking for the last few days.
767
00:33:52,795 --> 00:33:55,629
So she's sort of craicing on
with Ricci's mate, Leroy.
768
00:33:55,631 --> 00:33:56,696
For me,
that's a good thing.
769
00:33:56,698 --> 00:33:57,730
If she's also
talkin' to him,
770
00:33:57,732 --> 00:33:59,364
she bangs him,
even if she necks on him,
771
00:33:59,366 --> 00:34:02,033
that is my free pass
for the weekend.
772
00:34:02,035 --> 00:34:03,667
And then we clear,
I would go, like, right,
773
00:34:03,669 --> 00:34:05,201
"You pulled one,
I pulled someone."
774
00:34:05,203 --> 00:34:07,336
That's what gonna happen,
we'll be mates,
775
00:34:07,338 --> 00:34:08,437
and we'll get away
from the whole
776
00:34:08,439 --> 00:34:11,306
bang each other,
go 'round in circles.
777
00:34:16,412 --> 00:34:18,379
Aah, how the fuck
does that work?
778
00:34:18,381 --> 00:34:21,248
He's almost quite childish
in his approach to this.
779
00:34:21,250 --> 00:34:23,283
What he says is right,
and what I think's wrong,
780
00:34:23,285 --> 00:34:27,186
and there's no room for
compromise or a gray area.
781
00:34:27,188 --> 00:34:30,422
(shouting)
782
00:34:30,424 --> 00:34:31,456
All right, fine,
you know what,
783
00:34:31,458 --> 00:34:33,090
I was gonna be nice
to you, but...
784
00:34:33,092 --> 00:34:34,257
you're fuckin'
doing my head in.
785
00:34:34,259 --> 00:34:35,658
So, what, I'm doing
your fucking head in?
786
00:34:35,660 --> 00:34:36,725
You're doing my head in.
Really?
787
00:34:36,727 --> 00:34:38,860
You know what it is,
you're doing my fucking head in.
788
00:34:38,862 --> 00:34:41,095
After seeing her
accept those presents,
789
00:34:41,097 --> 00:34:41,762
it was kind of like,
790
00:34:41,764 --> 00:34:43,663
it's just a spanner
in the works completely.
791
00:34:43,665 --> 00:34:46,532
It's like, do you have
feelings for him still?
792
00:34:46,534 --> 00:34:48,500
And we're just
taking a step back?
793
00:34:48,502 --> 00:34:50,301
Do you feel
any different now--
794
00:34:50,303 --> 00:34:51,402
You know how I feel.
795
00:34:51,404 --> 00:34:52,669
Do you feel
any different...
796
00:34:52,671 --> 00:34:56,305
¶ (dance music)
797
00:34:56,307 --> 00:34:57,139
Exactly, it should--
798
00:34:57,141 --> 00:34:58,673
I feel a little bit
differently about you...
799
00:34:58,675 --> 00:35:02,176
Really, all right,
so, nee bother.
800
00:35:02,178 --> 00:35:05,679
Tonight, she's definitely
have to decide, me or Dan.
801
00:35:16,290 --> 00:35:19,025
Everyone knows,
when Ricci's been drinking,
802
00:35:19,027 --> 00:35:20,159
and he gets smashed,
803
00:35:20,161 --> 00:35:22,995
the kid is
a fuckin' knob.
804
00:35:26,265 --> 00:35:29,533
We're having the best
fuckin' night of our lives.
805
00:35:32,603 --> 00:35:35,371
Never, nasty biggen,
I don't wanna argue.
806
00:35:35,373 --> 00:35:38,474
You just talk to us
like shit, and I am--
807
00:35:38,476 --> 00:35:39,775
Shush!
808
00:35:39,777 --> 00:35:41,610
You heard the way
he fucking speaks to us.
809
00:35:41,612 --> 00:35:43,812
Are you hearing this?
Shut up.
810
00:35:43,814 --> 00:35:45,346
Shut up, come here,
give me a kiss.
811
00:35:45,348 --> 00:35:47,114
Despite what happened
earlier in the evening,
812
00:35:47,116 --> 00:35:48,548
I'm having
a brilliant night.
813
00:35:48,550 --> 00:35:50,683
I mean, it's not long
before me and him are just
814
00:35:50,685 --> 00:35:56,021
back to being a little
of sick puppy dogs again.
815
00:36:03,329 --> 00:36:05,229
I haven't had
a girlfriend because
816
00:36:05,231 --> 00:36:07,698
I'm not the type of person
just to go jumping into
817
00:36:07,700 --> 00:36:10,333
a relationship either.
818
00:36:13,670 --> 00:36:17,272
Ricci decides this is the right
time to spring a question on us.
819
00:36:17,274 --> 00:36:20,341
A question that I'm not sure
I'm actually ready for.
820
00:36:20,343 --> 00:36:24,078
But, regardless,
he powers through.
821
00:36:33,888 --> 00:36:37,123
Feel a bit like
I'm at a school disco.
822
00:36:37,125 --> 00:36:38,357
It's, like,
just the drink,
823
00:36:38,359 --> 00:36:39,758
or maybe it's
how much fun I'm having.
824
00:36:39,760 --> 00:36:41,593
Maybe it's just how
I actually really do like him.
825
00:36:41,595 --> 00:36:45,530
Whatever it is,
I'm compelled to say a "yes."
826
00:36:45,532 --> 00:36:47,365
Woop woop!
Get in.
827
00:36:47,367 --> 00:36:49,400
I wanna tell everyone,
proper too, I'm proper happy,
828
00:36:49,402 --> 00:36:52,503
had a few drinks as well,
so I'm a bit, like, cheerful.
829
00:36:52,505 --> 00:36:53,904
¶ (dance music)
830
00:36:53,906 --> 00:36:55,472
Everyone,
my new girlfriend.
831
00:36:55,474 --> 00:36:59,008
Shut up, you don't
announce it again.
832
00:37:02,412 --> 00:37:04,646
We're all having
a massive rave,
833
00:37:04,648 --> 00:37:06,681
everyone's got their
headphones on, you know,
834
00:37:06,683 --> 00:37:09,050
then I see Ricky,
and I think, "Whoa,
835
00:37:09,052 --> 00:37:12,086
he's going to emcee
from the DJ box."
836
00:37:16,357 --> 00:37:17,790
You are taking
how drunk I think you are
837
00:37:17,792 --> 00:37:20,826
to all-new realms of
disgusting drunkenness
838
00:37:20,828 --> 00:37:24,095
by deciding to announce
our new situation
839
00:37:24,097 --> 00:37:26,630
over the fuckin'
DJ's tannoy.
840
00:37:26,632 --> 00:37:28,698
This is embarrassing.
841
00:37:28,700 --> 00:37:30,332
I feel like being sick
842
00:37:30,334 --> 00:37:33,201
all over
the dance floor.
843
00:37:33,203 --> 00:37:34,402
I actually
can't believe
844
00:37:34,404 --> 00:37:36,704
Ricci has gone
from bad to worse.
845
00:37:36,706 --> 00:37:38,272
What, like,
self-respecting lad
846
00:37:38,274 --> 00:37:41,441
goes on the mic
from the DJ at a house party
847
00:37:41,443 --> 00:37:43,476
to announce they're now
girlfriend/boyfriend?
848
00:37:43,478 --> 00:37:46,345
And it's-- best thing,
it's fuckin' Vicky.
849
00:37:46,347 --> 00:37:48,080
(retches)
850
00:37:51,050 --> 00:37:53,184
It finally happens.
851
00:37:53,186 --> 00:37:54,251
The perfect moment.
852
00:37:54,253 --> 00:37:57,821
I finally tash on with
someone other than Gary.
853
00:37:57,823 --> 00:37:59,522
It's Leroy.
I've tashed on
854
00:37:59,524 --> 00:38:02,191
with Ricky's friend
with the brilliant abs.
855
00:38:02,193 --> 00:38:04,092
I'm in there,
I've done it.
856
00:38:04,094 --> 00:38:07,061
I'm... I feel
like George Bush.
857
00:38:07,063 --> 00:38:10,664
I feel like, what's the girl
version of George Bush?
858
00:38:12,333 --> 00:38:15,134
Margaret Thatcher!
859
00:38:18,771 --> 00:38:21,672
I keep looking,
and Lucy is just looking over.
860
00:38:21,674 --> 00:38:24,207
It was all the time.
861
00:38:24,209 --> 00:38:25,641
And I'm looking around,
862
00:38:25,643 --> 00:38:28,143
and there's no other
decent birds.
863
00:38:28,145 --> 00:38:29,077
And I've had
a few drinks,
864
00:38:29,079 --> 00:38:32,647
so I've gotta get
a bang tonight, like...
865
00:38:33,649 --> 00:38:35,449
Do you know what,
I'm not even jealous,
866
00:38:35,451 --> 00:38:37,017
because I've been there.
867
00:38:37,019 --> 00:38:40,186
I've done that as well.
868
00:38:42,255 --> 00:38:46,157
I'll fuck her
one more time,
won't hurt.
869
00:38:52,364 --> 00:38:53,997
I need to get
a towel, bro.
870
00:38:53,999 --> 00:38:57,033
Well, like, right now,
Ricci, I don't give a fuck.
871
00:38:57,035 --> 00:38:58,167
Ricci keeps coming
into me room.
872
00:38:58,169 --> 00:39:01,236
In and out, in and out,
every two seconds.
873
00:39:02,938 --> 00:39:06,640
I've only had half a shag
because of that fucking gimp.
874
00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:14,714
He can't handle
his drink,
875
00:39:14,716 --> 00:39:18,250
and he's just going on
like an absolute bell-end.
876
00:39:27,693 --> 00:39:30,594
Charlotte starts kissing
and flirting with Leroy.
877
00:39:30,596 --> 00:39:31,428
It's like, yes,
878
00:39:31,430 --> 00:39:33,530
eventually she's getting on
with someone else.
879
00:39:33,532 --> 00:39:35,732
She's not hovering around me,
she's not crying on me,
880
00:39:35,734 --> 00:39:37,533
and I was like,
if she gets with him,
881
00:39:37,535 --> 00:39:39,468
kisses him, bangs him,
just do something,
882
00:39:39,470 --> 00:39:43,405
then it's my free pass
for the weekend.
883
00:39:45,474 --> 00:39:49,610
The party's over.
884
00:39:49,612 --> 00:39:50,744
Leroy, come on,
you gonna go?
885
00:39:50,746 --> 00:39:54,981
And Ricci's just
pissed again.
886
00:40:14,468 --> 00:40:16,569
Whoa!
887
00:40:16,571 --> 00:40:19,204
(shouting)
888
00:40:19,206 --> 00:40:20,271
It's all kicking off.
889
00:40:20,273 --> 00:40:21,438
I'm like,
"What the fuck, whoa,
890
00:40:21,440 --> 00:40:24,707
I best get down there,"
so I run down the stairs.
891
00:40:25,775 --> 00:40:27,008
James splits them up.
892
00:40:27,010 --> 00:40:29,710
He's like a Superman
without a combover.
893
00:40:29,712 --> 00:40:32,112
(Sophie)
Now, fuck-- now, now,
894
00:40:32,114 --> 00:40:32,745
fucking stop!
895
00:40:32,747 --> 00:40:34,546
Obviously my first priority
in this situation
896
00:40:34,548 --> 00:40:35,813
is to get Ricci
as far enough away
897
00:40:35,815 --> 00:40:38,248
from whatever seems to be
irritating him as possible.
898
00:40:38,250 --> 00:40:40,516
I wanna look out for him,
I wanna look after him.
899
00:40:40,518 --> 00:40:43,318
You're over, son,
and you fucking know it.
900
00:40:43,320 --> 00:40:44,385
(Ricci shouting)
901
00:40:44,387 --> 00:40:45,853
I know I haven't
spoke to Gary,
902
00:40:45,855 --> 00:40:49,489
but I care about him,
and I don't wanna
see him get hurt.
903
00:40:49,491 --> 00:40:52,391
--you're soft as shit.
904
00:40:52,393 --> 00:40:55,260
This isn't the party
that we were hoping for.
905
00:40:55,262 --> 00:40:58,129
(shouting over each other)
906
00:41:00,098 --> 00:41:01,598
It just all seems
a big mess to me.
907
00:41:01,600 --> 00:41:03,967
Stop, I know,
I'm sorry, I'm sorry--
908
00:41:03,969 --> 00:41:07,537
(shouting over each other)
909
00:41:10,507 --> 00:41:11,406
I'm pissed off, like,
910
00:41:11,408 --> 00:41:13,207
'cause we've all had
such a good night,
911
00:41:13,209 --> 00:41:14,641
and it's just ended...
912
00:41:14,643 --> 00:41:15,775
shit,
because of them.
913
00:41:15,777 --> 00:41:17,243
¶ Everyone's here to party
914
00:41:17,245 --> 00:41:19,812
¶ If you wanna go wild,
if you wanna go wild ¶
915
00:41:19,814 --> 00:41:21,146
¶ Everyone's here to party
916
00:41:21,148 --> 00:41:23,581
¶ If you wanna go wild,
if you wanna go wild ¶
917
00:41:23,583 --> 00:41:24,748
¶ Everyone's here to party
918
00:41:24,750 --> 00:41:27,217
¶ If you wanna go wild,
if you wanna go wild ¶
919
00:41:27,219 --> 00:41:30,253
¶ Everyone's here to party
920
00:41:30,255 --> 00:41:32,288
¶ Let's party, party
(if you wanna go wild) ¶
921
00:41:32,290 --> 00:41:34,590
¶ Let's party hard
(if you wanna go wild) ¶
922
00:41:34,592 --> 00:41:36,191
¶ Let's party hearty
923
00:41:36,193 --> 00:41:38,260
¶ Own that,
own that, own that ¶