1 00:00:04,903 --> 00:00:06,303 ¶ 2 00:00:06,305 --> 00:00:07,804 We are back in Newcastle, 3 00:00:07,806 --> 00:00:09,806 back in our playground. 4 00:00:09,808 --> 00:00:11,440 Let the party begin. 5 00:00:11,442 --> 00:00:12,340 Hi! 6 00:00:12,342 --> 00:00:13,441 It's a new boy! 7 00:00:13,443 --> 00:00:14,842 (all) Hey, hey, hey, hey! 8 00:00:14,844 --> 00:00:16,577 What the fuck? 9 00:00:16,579 --> 00:00:17,711 She's got an attitude. 10 00:00:17,713 --> 00:00:19,145 The kind of face that gets slapped off. 11 00:00:19,147 --> 00:00:20,513 Really annoying, just like thrush. 12 00:00:20,515 --> 00:00:22,715 Surprised-- I never wanted us to work for her again. 13 00:00:22,717 --> 00:00:24,516 Yeah, that's the best we done last time. 14 00:00:24,518 --> 00:00:25,884 Does anybody not have the spare time? 15 00:00:25,886 --> 00:00:28,353 It's the worst birthday I've ever had. 16 00:00:28,355 --> 00:00:29,454 (crying) Nothing's going right. 17 00:00:29,456 --> 00:00:32,757 I wanted my boyfriend to be here, and he hasn't turned up. 18 00:00:32,759 --> 00:00:34,725 (Jay) Bingo, tongue's down her throat. 19 00:00:34,727 --> 00:00:39,096 Men are always, the less you give, the more they want. 20 00:00:39,098 --> 00:00:40,564 Mm, that was really good. 21 00:00:40,566 --> 00:00:41,231 Hmm... 22 00:00:41,233 --> 00:00:44,767 Get in, from the comb-over comes the leg-over. 23 00:00:44,769 --> 00:00:46,401 I care about you so much. 24 00:00:46,403 --> 00:00:47,335 Surprise! (laughter) 25 00:00:47,337 --> 00:00:50,204 I mean, I fucked some of what I've got with me boyfriend. 26 00:00:50,206 --> 00:00:51,338 I need to remove temptation. 27 00:00:51,340 --> 00:00:54,174 It's not a nice thing to watch him being with her. 28 00:00:54,176 --> 00:00:55,842 How can I make her stay in bed? 29 00:00:55,844 --> 00:00:59,278 Just go to sleep for now. I'll shag you in the morning. 30 00:00:59,280 --> 00:01:00,345 I was asleep. 31 00:01:00,347 --> 00:01:02,313 Fucking come on. Ah, man. 32 00:01:02,315 --> 00:01:04,648 (whispering) God, I don't want to do this anymore. 33 00:01:04,650 --> 00:01:08,518 (crying) Just want to go home and see me mum. 34 00:01:08,520 --> 00:01:09,685 ¶ Everyone's here to party 35 00:01:09,687 --> 00:01:12,421 I am a Geordie Girl with a V.I.P. edge. 36 00:01:12,423 --> 00:01:14,389 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 37 00:01:14,391 --> 00:01:17,325 I've got a bangin' body and the banter to match. 38 00:01:17,327 --> 00:01:18,826 I should have a degree in pulling women. 39 00:01:18,828 --> 00:01:21,094 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 40 00:01:21,096 --> 00:01:22,929 The hardest graft I've ever done is to do me hair. 41 00:01:22,931 --> 00:01:25,298 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 42 00:01:25,300 --> 00:01:27,233 Got the looks, got the charm-- it just works. 43 00:01:27,235 --> 00:01:30,135 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got Double Fs. 44 00:01:30,137 --> 00:01:34,572 (all) "Geordie Shore," why aye, man! 45 00:01:34,574 --> 00:01:37,808 ¶ 46 00:01:42,747 --> 00:01:44,147 Uhh! 47 00:01:46,150 --> 00:01:47,884 I'm surprised you're in here after last night. 48 00:01:47,886 --> 00:01:49,685 Oh, you were a bit drunk last night, weren't you? 49 00:01:49,687 --> 00:01:51,253 Well, you were a bit drunk as well. 50 00:01:51,255 --> 00:01:52,354 But you were staring at me. 51 00:01:52,356 --> 00:01:54,723 (Holly) Me and James have been quite flirty recently. 52 00:01:54,725 --> 00:01:57,826 So I reckon there's a slight chance 53 00:01:57,828 --> 00:01:59,928 that I could actually make this work. 54 00:01:59,930 --> 00:02:02,630 I just need to wait for this moment, 55 00:02:02,632 --> 00:02:03,697 and them I'm gonna pounce. 56 00:02:03,699 --> 00:02:06,433 You said if I stayed in bed... 57 00:02:06,435 --> 00:02:07,133 Oh, oh. 58 00:02:07,135 --> 00:02:09,301 That you'd have sex with me in the morning. 59 00:02:09,303 --> 00:02:10,402 No, no-- do you know what it is? 60 00:02:10,404 --> 00:02:12,537 I said, right, because I knew that would be 61 00:02:12,539 --> 00:02:15,306 the only thing that would keep you in bed, and it did. 62 00:02:15,308 --> 00:02:18,042 Holly's funny-- she's fluttering at the guns. 63 00:02:18,044 --> 00:02:19,309 But I've already told her, 64 00:02:19,311 --> 00:02:20,443 "These guns aren't for you, Holly. 65 00:02:20,445 --> 00:02:21,811 These are for worldies only." 66 00:02:21,813 --> 00:02:23,379 Stop perving on us. 67 00:02:23,381 --> 00:02:25,047 (laughing) Can you see me in the mir-- 68 00:02:25,049 --> 00:02:25,680 Yes, I can see-- 69 00:02:25,682 --> 00:02:29,083 Every rep you're doing, you're looking at us. 70 00:02:29,085 --> 00:02:30,451 I can see. 71 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:42,095 (water cooler bubbling) 72 00:02:43,430 --> 00:02:45,564 (Sophie) All I want is for her to be there. 73 00:02:45,566 --> 00:02:46,531 She's the other half of me. 74 00:02:46,533 --> 00:02:48,699 And, a week on, for her to still not be there, 75 00:02:48,701 --> 00:02:52,335 I'm like, is she really, eventually, gonna come back? 76 00:02:52,337 --> 00:02:54,637 (Gary) I do miss her. I think I was wrong. 77 00:02:54,639 --> 00:02:56,238 And the only reason I can think I'm missing her 78 00:02:56,240 --> 00:02:58,139 is 'cause I haven't had a bang in a while. 79 00:02:58,141 --> 00:02:58,672 Maybe that's it. 80 00:02:58,674 --> 00:02:59,739 You gotta have my back, like... 81 00:02:59,741 --> 00:03:03,375 And then that day Charlotte left, technically 'cause of me. 82 00:03:03,377 --> 00:03:04,309 So it only feels right 83 00:03:04,311 --> 00:03:06,744 that I'm the one that goes and gets her. 84 00:03:12,484 --> 00:03:14,184 So I haven't seen her for a while. 85 00:03:14,186 --> 00:03:15,685 Then again, she could like, we'll see. 86 00:03:15,687 --> 00:03:16,652 She could have missed us. 87 00:03:16,654 --> 00:03:19,121 I don't know how she's gonna react. 88 00:03:20,690 --> 00:03:21,690 Hi, Gary. 89 00:03:21,692 --> 00:03:23,658 Hello. Would you like to come in? 90 00:03:23,660 --> 00:03:26,694 Why the fuck is Gary here? 91 00:03:26,696 --> 00:03:28,796 Why you coming-- why are you here? 92 00:03:28,798 --> 00:03:30,497 I get to the house to pick Charlotte up. 93 00:03:30,499 --> 00:03:33,299 To be fair, she actually is looking stunning. 94 00:03:33,301 --> 00:03:35,634 A bit brown, but stunning. 95 00:03:35,636 --> 00:03:37,068 She's doing the ironing for some reason. 96 00:03:37,070 --> 00:03:38,269 I don't know why she's doing the ironing. 97 00:03:38,271 --> 00:03:41,372 'Cause I know for a fact she has not got a clue 98 00:03:41,374 --> 00:03:42,172 how to iron. 99 00:03:42,174 --> 00:03:43,039 But we do need you back. 100 00:03:43,041 --> 00:03:44,173 Everyone's down all the time. 101 00:03:44,175 --> 00:03:45,807 Sophie's fuckin'-- can't, like, like-- 102 00:03:45,809 --> 00:03:47,508 And she's going around in circles. 103 00:03:47,510 --> 00:03:48,809 She doesn't know what's going on. 104 00:03:48,811 --> 00:03:50,577 Holly's just, nuh. 105 00:03:50,579 --> 00:03:52,045 But you definitely do need to come back. 106 00:03:52,047 --> 00:03:56,082 So go and pack, 'cause that's why I came-- to get you. 107 00:03:56,084 --> 00:03:57,116 Go, go, go. 108 00:03:57,118 --> 00:03:57,749 And I agree. 109 00:03:57,751 --> 00:03:59,383 Come on. Go on, get your bag. 110 00:03:59,385 --> 00:04:00,584 Get your cases packed. 111 00:04:00,586 --> 00:04:02,452 (both laugh) 112 00:04:02,454 --> 00:04:03,085 Go on. 113 00:04:03,087 --> 00:04:05,287 I think everyone misses us. 114 00:04:05,289 --> 00:04:09,057 I need to go back right this very second. 115 00:04:09,059 --> 00:04:11,526 Right, so, obviously, when we go back, 116 00:04:11,528 --> 00:04:14,028 is everything gonna be all right with youse? 117 00:04:14,030 --> 00:04:16,130 I won't say anything-- For where youse are? 118 00:04:16,132 --> 00:04:16,763 You're just friends. 119 00:04:16,765 --> 00:04:18,631 I am mates with her. Well, of course. 120 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:21,533 But it's hard to be mates with her 121 00:04:21,535 --> 00:04:23,735 without having a little, like, we end up, like, 122 00:04:23,737 --> 00:04:25,336 a little bit of flirting and that, obviously. 123 00:04:25,338 --> 00:04:29,239 Yeah. We need, somehow, to become-- be friends 124 00:04:29,241 --> 00:04:31,074 without the flirting and the-- 125 00:04:31,076 --> 00:04:32,575 And the-- and the bed thing. 126 00:04:32,577 --> 00:04:33,542 We're getting there. 127 00:04:33,544 --> 00:04:36,111 I think we will get there, I just think it's-- it is hard. 128 00:04:36,113 --> 00:04:37,545 It's weird, like, and her mum's like, 129 00:04:37,547 --> 00:04:39,813 "Right, I don't think you should be banging my daughter anymore." 130 00:04:39,815 --> 00:04:42,749 And I'm like, "This is the weirdest thing ever." 131 00:04:43,383 --> 00:04:45,450 Prob-- no, we'll be fine. 132 00:04:45,784 --> 00:04:47,551 Me mum's being really embarrassing. 133 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:49,553 Feel like I'm back at school and like 134 00:04:49,555 --> 00:04:51,721 when she sends-- puts crazy flowers 135 00:04:51,723 --> 00:04:53,355 in me hair and that. 136 00:04:53,357 --> 00:04:54,456 It's horrible. 137 00:04:54,458 --> 00:04:56,191 I just want to go now. 138 00:04:57,660 --> 00:04:59,027 (grunts) 139 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:00,194 Mum! 140 00:05:00,196 --> 00:05:03,430 ¶ 141 00:05:05,566 --> 00:05:06,632 James banged a bird. 142 00:05:06,634 --> 00:05:08,200 Were you there then? No. 143 00:05:08,202 --> 00:05:09,334 James banged a bird. Ohh... 144 00:05:09,336 --> 00:05:11,636 (Charlotte) So we're driving back. 145 00:05:11,638 --> 00:05:12,737 Gary's getting us up to date 146 00:05:12,739 --> 00:05:14,205 on everything what's been going on. 147 00:05:14,207 --> 00:05:16,507 But the main thing I want to know is, 148 00:05:16,509 --> 00:05:19,343 have you been getting it from anyone, Gary? 149 00:05:19,345 --> 00:05:20,377 Have you been banging? 150 00:05:20,379 --> 00:05:22,545 But I actually haven't banged anyone. 151 00:05:22,547 --> 00:05:24,580 But you've been trying, though. 152 00:05:24,582 --> 00:05:26,448 It's-- I haven't, though. 153 00:05:26,450 --> 00:05:29,684 But you've been... trying to. 154 00:05:29,686 --> 00:05:31,118 But you've just failed. 155 00:05:31,120 --> 00:05:32,052 No, I haven't failed. 156 00:05:32,054 --> 00:05:33,620 (Charlotte) I'm really confused. 157 00:05:33,622 --> 00:05:36,356 I'm thinking, "Am I over him? 158 00:05:36,358 --> 00:05:38,624 Am I not?" 159 00:05:38,626 --> 00:05:41,226 And then, I just go blank again. 160 00:05:46,565 --> 00:05:50,200 (loud ringing) 161 00:05:50,202 --> 00:05:51,601 Hello? 162 00:05:57,741 --> 00:06:00,976 Argh, man. What you doing? 163 00:06:00,978 --> 00:06:02,978 Can't we ask for work? 164 00:06:13,022 --> 00:06:16,257 ¶ 165 00:06:17,025 --> 00:06:19,292 (overlapping chatter and laughter) 166 00:06:19,294 --> 00:06:21,560 Come in, on me right, first bird I see-- 167 00:06:21,562 --> 00:06:22,761 it's only the bird I went and pulled 168 00:06:22,763 --> 00:06:24,229 the other night, isn't it? 169 00:06:24,231 --> 00:06:25,597 (heavy breathing) 170 00:06:25,599 --> 00:06:26,531 (overlapping chatter) 171 00:06:26,533 --> 00:06:29,333 Isn't that the girl that stopped James 172 00:06:29,335 --> 00:06:30,233 from being gay? 173 00:06:30,235 --> 00:06:31,500 (James) A little bit of class, yeah, 174 00:06:31,502 --> 00:06:33,201 'cause she was a nice girl. 175 00:06:33,203 --> 00:06:35,369 But may be a little bit awkward. 176 00:06:35,371 --> 00:06:37,137 So who's getting spray tans? 177 00:06:37,139 --> 00:06:38,538 Oh, look at me. 178 00:06:38,540 --> 00:06:40,106 Knickers, clothes? 179 00:06:40,108 --> 00:06:42,108 I'm wearing a bikini. 180 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,242 Just get your tits out. 181 00:06:43,244 --> 00:06:44,443 I've got no tits. 182 00:06:44,445 --> 00:06:45,310 (laughing) Cut it! 183 00:06:45,312 --> 00:06:48,980 (woman) FYI, that is dark on that, isn't it? 184 00:06:48,982 --> 00:06:50,348 (James) Ah, you know. 185 00:06:50,350 --> 00:06:53,017 (indistinct chatter) 186 00:06:56,154 --> 00:06:57,654 And I'm just looking back, thinking, 187 00:06:57,656 --> 00:07:00,056 "Round two, maybes?" 188 00:07:01,124 --> 00:07:03,525 Side, babe. 189 00:07:04,126 --> 00:07:05,359 Did you have a good night? 190 00:07:05,361 --> 00:07:06,259 Really good night. 191 00:07:06,261 --> 00:07:08,194 I'm glad. Was that 'cause of me? 192 00:07:08,196 --> 00:07:09,228 Yeah. Good. 193 00:07:09,230 --> 00:07:10,262 Am I seeing you again? 194 00:07:10,264 --> 00:07:11,563 Um, yeah, of course. 195 00:07:11,565 --> 00:07:13,231 I'm not just gonna, like, get you and 196 00:07:13,233 --> 00:07:14,599 just like never speak to you again. 197 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:15,933 Do you know what I mean? Aww. 198 00:07:15,935 --> 00:07:16,667 Good seeing you again. 199 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:17,768 You're a good boy, aren't you? 200 00:07:17,770 --> 00:07:20,003 Well, I wouldn't say that, like, but, uh... 201 00:07:20,005 --> 00:07:22,638 Uh, I'm not an old head. You know what I mean? 202 00:07:22,640 --> 00:07:24,640 Fuckin' power of the combover, isn't it? 203 00:07:24,642 --> 00:07:26,742 I knew she'd be coming back for more. 204 00:07:26,744 --> 00:07:30,712 So I seal the deal with a little tash on. 205 00:07:31,880 --> 00:07:34,181 But now I can't get out of this, kind of. 206 00:07:34,183 --> 00:07:35,815 I didn't want to see her that quick. 207 00:07:35,817 --> 00:07:38,083 But if it's there. 208 00:07:44,824 --> 00:07:45,857 Listen... 209 00:07:45,859 --> 00:07:47,792 (screaming) 210 00:07:47,794 --> 00:07:48,692 (laughter) 211 00:07:48,694 --> 00:07:51,461 Charlotte was back. I'm ecstatic. 212 00:07:51,463 --> 00:07:53,262 And we're all like, "Aah!" 213 00:07:53,264 --> 00:07:54,663 (James) Well, she's looking all right. 214 00:07:54,665 --> 00:07:56,498 She's done herself up-- she's had a tan. 215 00:07:56,500 --> 00:07:57,432 She's done her hair. 216 00:07:57,434 --> 00:07:59,634 Probably it's the best I've ever seen Charlotte. 217 00:07:59,636 --> 00:08:00,568 I'm so happy right now. 218 00:08:00,570 --> 00:08:03,370 We're all together as a family, once again. 219 00:08:03,372 --> 00:08:04,771 Let's celebrate. 220 00:08:04,773 --> 00:08:06,272 (all) Gary! Gary! 221 00:08:06,274 --> 00:08:08,474 (laughter and chatter) 222 00:08:08,476 --> 00:08:10,609 (all) Five! Six! 223 00:08:10,611 --> 00:08:15,013 Geordie nights in are as wild as Geordie nights out. 224 00:08:15,015 --> 00:08:16,547 (laughter and chatter) 225 00:08:16,549 --> 00:08:18,415 I'm not drinking tonight. 226 00:08:18,417 --> 00:08:19,182 (all cheer) 227 00:08:19,184 --> 00:08:23,786 There are two noticeable disappearances. 228 00:08:23,788 --> 00:08:26,755 It's not that I've stopped caring. 229 00:08:26,757 --> 00:08:29,624 It's that I realized you never cared. 230 00:08:29,626 --> 00:08:31,425 You pulled her in the Jacuzzi, 231 00:08:31,427 --> 00:08:35,095 and I thought, "Fuckin' hell." She was horrible." 232 00:08:39,300 --> 00:08:41,534 I'm running out of options and it's like 233 00:08:41,536 --> 00:08:43,202 this whole banger crap now is just like, 234 00:08:43,204 --> 00:08:44,803 "For fuck's sake, what do you want to do? 235 00:08:44,805 --> 00:08:46,704 Should we just start over?" 236 00:08:50,709 --> 00:08:53,444 Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 237 00:08:59,217 --> 00:09:02,319 I don't want Gary as a boyfriend. 238 00:09:02,321 --> 00:09:05,288 It's just a little bit too boring 239 00:09:05,290 --> 00:09:07,323 for my wild, crazy self. 240 00:09:07,325 --> 00:09:11,493 So I've decided I'm just gonna go the fuck out 241 00:09:11,495 --> 00:09:13,728 and just jump on Gary's cock. 242 00:09:13,730 --> 00:09:15,329 ¶ 243 00:09:15,331 --> 00:09:17,664 So let me get this straight, Charlotte. 244 00:09:17,666 --> 00:09:19,332 After a week of head space, 245 00:09:19,334 --> 00:09:23,102 trying to kind of get in touch with what you really want 246 00:09:23,104 --> 00:09:24,169 and stay away from Gary, 247 00:09:24,171 --> 00:09:26,304 you've jumped straight back into bed with him 248 00:09:26,306 --> 00:09:27,571 after a couple of hours? 249 00:09:27,573 --> 00:09:28,772 What the fuck? 250 00:09:28,774 --> 00:09:32,175 Had Gary got a chocolate cock that I don't know about? 251 00:09:32,177 --> 00:09:33,910 Some sort of Battenburg Bellend? 252 00:09:33,912 --> 00:09:35,611 (Gary) That's what happens when we're pissed. 253 00:09:35,613 --> 00:09:37,379 We're staying in, there's no other options. 254 00:09:37,381 --> 00:09:40,648 Me and Charlotte end up fucking. 255 00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,750 (Charlotte squeals) 256 00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:54,193 Let's get Geordiefied-- get the glad rags on, 257 00:09:54,195 --> 00:09:58,764 get the tan on, and let's hit the fuckin' town. 258 00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:07,472 ¶ 259 00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:08,439 Hi. 260 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,174 Come on, my baby. 261 00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,075 Hi! 262 00:10:17,347 --> 00:10:22,217 Soon as I walk in, there's Lucy. 263 00:10:22,219 --> 00:10:24,419 I just think she's fuckin' hot. 264 00:10:24,421 --> 00:10:28,489 I may as well not even look for other birds tonight. 265 00:10:28,491 --> 00:10:29,923 I'll just be taking her home. 266 00:10:29,925 --> 00:10:32,926 (Holly) Now, this girl, she wants to split herself into three 267 00:10:32,928 --> 00:10:34,594 and just run around after James. 268 00:10:34,596 --> 00:10:38,331 You dare mess my chances 269 00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,832 to get James into bed tonight, 270 00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:44,269 and I will smack a bitch up. 271 00:10:44,271 --> 00:10:46,237 (Charlotte) What a wanker. 272 00:10:46,239 --> 00:10:48,672 So I think I'm gonna start talking to the man 273 00:10:48,674 --> 00:10:50,173 with the pictures on his arms. 274 00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:52,808 So I go over, I'm talking to him, 275 00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:57,245 and I tell him, "I fancy you." 276 00:10:59,715 --> 00:11:02,016 And he just keeps on talking about Holly. 277 00:11:02,018 --> 00:11:05,386 Charlotte is that thick, she can't chat lads worth none. 278 00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:06,787 However, imagine her chatting blind. 279 00:11:06,789 --> 00:11:11,191 Charlotte says, "Holly won't stop talking about you." 280 00:11:11,193 --> 00:11:15,395 ¶ 281 00:11:18,499 --> 00:11:23,636 And then rest of the night's a little bit of a blur. 282 00:11:23,638 --> 00:11:26,105 The man went with Holly. 283 00:11:26,107 --> 00:11:28,841 So now, I've got no other option 284 00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:32,010 than to go with that one guy. 285 00:11:34,646 --> 00:11:36,580 (Gary) Charlotte looks at dickhead, right? 286 00:11:36,582 --> 00:11:39,783 Last I seen her, she was just chilling with another guy. 287 00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:42,185 ¶ Hey, hey 288 00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:45,421 ¶ 289 00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:47,388 (whimpers) 290 00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:52,059 (Holly) So finally, James has found somebody that he actually likes. 291 00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:54,428 And I'm thinking I need to show him what he's missing. 292 00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:58,532 Now, me and James both share the same room. 293 00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,033 How's this gonna work? 294 00:12:00,035 --> 00:12:01,134 (laughing) 295 00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:03,269 (plate shatters) 296 00:12:03,271 --> 00:12:05,471 Whoa, Holly, shh. 297 00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:08,673 (singing incoherently) 298 00:12:08,675 --> 00:12:10,341 (Gary) We come back. Like, I'm with Charlotte. 299 00:12:10,343 --> 00:12:12,142 I would like to bang her away from everyone else. 300 00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:14,344 Holly's got a lad, for the first time ever. 301 00:12:14,346 --> 00:12:15,712 Jim's got that bird, but, again, 302 00:12:15,714 --> 00:12:19,148 why the fuck is Ricci and Vicky in there in the fuckard? 303 00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,517 To me, that's selfish. They shouldn't even be in there. 304 00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:25,487 It's called the fuckard for a fuckin' reason. 305 00:12:25,489 --> 00:12:26,454 She's not gonna bang. 306 00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:28,289 What's the fuckin' point in her being there? 307 00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,291 Charlotte, Charlotte, Charlotte. 308 00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,126 Charlotte was fuckin' all overs me. 309 00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:33,260 I thought, "Wait a second. 310 00:12:33,262 --> 00:12:35,595 Pretty much every room in that house has been banged in." 311 00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:39,198 I mean, hot tub, fuck hut, our room, 312 00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,232 fuckin' James's room. 313 00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:43,835 Everyone's banged somewhere, apart from the shower. 314 00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:46,704 Where else is left? 315 00:12:46,706 --> 00:12:50,307 (James) I'm pissed off that Vicky and Ricci are in the fuckard, 316 00:12:50,309 --> 00:12:52,108 so I'm forced to go up in the bedroom, 317 00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,476 which I'm sharing with Holly, 318 00:12:53,478 --> 00:12:55,344 and she's got a bloke for the night. 319 00:12:55,346 --> 00:12:58,647 Oh, you've got a fuckin' sparkly dress on. 320 00:12:58,649 --> 00:13:00,115 So what? It's sharp. 321 00:13:00,117 --> 00:13:02,117 You're gonna have to take it off. 322 00:13:03,552 --> 00:13:05,252 (giggling) 323 00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:06,286 (kissing) 324 00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:07,620 So I'm bangin' away on me bird. 325 00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:09,321 (laughing) Oh, fuck. (Holly laughing) 326 00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:13,058 Fuckin' Holly comes in with her lad, straight into my bed. 327 00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,793 Thanks, mate. What?! 328 00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,161 This could be a bit awkward-like. 329 00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:19,063 Right, now, how fuckin' dirty the house is! 330 00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,330 I'm so sorry. 331 00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,431 He's gonna shag in that bed. 332 00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,598 I'm gonna shag in this bed. 333 00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,733 And we're just gonna fuckin' ignore each other 334 00:13:24,735 --> 00:13:25,600 and get on with it. 335 00:13:25,602 --> 00:13:27,868 Then Holly and her lad start. 336 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:29,636 And then Holly just starts making 337 00:13:29,638 --> 00:13:33,006 these absolute horrendous noises. 338 00:13:33,008 --> 00:13:35,108 Probably like fake orgasms. 339 00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:35,808 (Holly) Uhh! 340 00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:38,443 What are you doing, Holly? You sound ridiculous. 341 00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:41,212 (Holly whimpering and gasping) 342 00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:42,446 She's screaming, and I looked over, 343 00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,514 and he wasn't even doing nothing to her. 344 00:13:44,516 --> 00:13:46,582 (Holly shrieking) 345 00:13:46,584 --> 00:13:48,450 Me and Aaron were going for gold. 346 00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,753 Doesn't seem to be much noise coming from James's bed. 347 00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:52,720 Is he as good as he says? 348 00:13:52,722 --> 00:13:55,789 (James) I think she's obviously doing this to try and impress me 349 00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,624 when, really, it's fuckin' putting us off her. 350 00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:58,858 (James) Holly, right? 351 00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,059 Stop, James! Right, right. 352 00:14:00,061 --> 00:14:02,428 The time is right to try and keep the noise 353 00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:03,562 in a little bit, will you? 354 00:14:03,564 --> 00:14:04,496 That's what we're doing. 355 00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,664 I'm starting to get a fuckin' headache. 356 00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:07,564 Just keep it quiet. 357 00:14:07,566 --> 00:14:09,098 Aaron's keeping quiet. 358 00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,332 You're being very noisy. 359 00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:13,802 (laughing) Funnys, brah. 360 00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:17,205 ¶ 361 00:14:38,093 --> 00:14:39,626 So I see Lucy off. 362 00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,827 Aye, I'll see her again, 363 00:14:40,829 --> 00:14:42,195 just hopefully not so soon. 364 00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:45,598 And hopefully not in the same room as fuckin' Holly. 365 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,332 Hey, uh... 366 00:14:46,334 --> 00:14:47,566 I was having a really good night, 367 00:14:47,568 --> 00:14:49,568 and then Holly just comes in and spoils it all 368 00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:50,468 by trying to impress us. 369 00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,736 Really should have done the absolute opposite. 370 00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:54,871 Me and Aaron were both shagging. 371 00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:58,341 Apparently, and far too loud for James's ears. 372 00:14:58,343 --> 00:15:02,244 James, you don't have to pretend you don't want it. 373 00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:05,280 You don't have to pretend anymore. 374 00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:17,991 I need to tell Dan that I've got feelings for him. 375 00:15:17,993 --> 00:15:20,793 And I can't have any contact with him anymore 376 00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:24,429 until I get me head round what's going on. 377 00:15:38,377 --> 00:15:40,511 What's happening right now is, you know, 378 00:15:40,513 --> 00:15:45,115 when you were at school and you used to play the triangle. 379 00:15:45,117 --> 00:15:45,849 That's Vicky. 380 00:15:45,851 --> 00:15:48,718 She's enjoying playing the triangle. 381 00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,618 She's at the top. 382 00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,220 Then you've got Dan and Ricci at the bottom. 383 00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:53,654 She doesn't know which one to touch. 384 00:15:53,656 --> 00:15:55,722 Does she want to play that side of the triangle? 385 00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:59,392 Ooh! She might want to play that side of the triangle. 386 00:15:59,394 --> 00:16:00,159 She doesn't know. 387 00:16:00,161 --> 00:16:03,295 She's just enjoying playing it right now. 388 00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,766 (line ringing) 389 00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,135 Hello? Hi, babes. Where are you? 390 00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,703 On the train. Are you? 391 00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,304 Yes! Ah, yeah. 392 00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,204 I'm so excited. 393 00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:16,605 I'm really excited. 394 00:16:16,607 --> 00:16:18,140 Joel's gonna come today. 395 00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:19,341 He didn't come on me birthday. 396 00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:21,409 All I've wanted to do was see me boyfriend. 397 00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:24,311 How long will you be? You'll be not long? 398 00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:25,445 Um... yeah. 399 00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:28,047 I think I'm gonna meet you in the club, babe. 400 00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:30,015 Oh, yeah. Joel... 401 00:16:30,017 --> 00:16:30,482 Ooh. Oh. 402 00:16:30,484 --> 00:16:32,050 I've got butterflies already. 403 00:16:32,052 --> 00:16:34,352 I'm like, I can't wait. 404 00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:36,687 Fantastic. 405 00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,525 Yeah, he said he wouldn't get here till half 10, though. 406 00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:45,095 But if he's on the train at 5, 6, 7, 8. 407 00:16:45,097 --> 00:16:47,397 9... 408 00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:55,137 I don't know. 409 00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,438 I don't want to feel like I'm finishing things. 410 00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,507 I just want to-- just want to know that, like... 411 00:16:59,509 --> 00:17:00,674 like it can't go on this way, 412 00:17:00,676 --> 00:17:03,309 'cause I feel too guilty and too upset. 413 00:17:03,311 --> 00:17:05,744 Ricci's got my best interests at heart-- I know he has. 414 00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:08,680 Admit it-- he must feel like he's sharing us, 415 00:17:08,682 --> 00:17:10,748 or like we can't really do anything. 416 00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,950 There's only so long a lad can fuckin' call you, 417 00:17:12,952 --> 00:17:13,951 for God's sake. 418 00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:17,721 (phone ringing) 419 00:17:20,357 --> 00:17:21,290 Hello? 420 00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:22,758 Babe, I missed the train. 421 00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,492 What? 422 00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:24,526 I missed the train. 423 00:17:24,528 --> 00:17:25,460 Where the hell are you? 424 00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,495 You were on the train when I rung you before. 425 00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:29,497 I was on a train going to Euston. 426 00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:31,499 I'm at Euston Station now. 427 00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,166 Uhh! 428 00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:35,302 'Cause I missed the bus, three minutes. 429 00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,169 Are you lying? 430 00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:37,837 No, I'm sitting in Euston Station, 431 00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:38,604 (indistinct) 432 00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:40,639 so you can hear like all the announcements. 433 00:17:40,641 --> 00:17:43,108 So... well, where were you before 434 00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,375 when I spoke to you? 435 00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:44,875 What? 436 00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:46,810 Where were you before when I spoke to you? 437 00:17:46,812 --> 00:17:48,745 You know-- you know where I live here. 438 00:17:48,747 --> 00:17:50,680 Like at the tube to-- to, like, 439 00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:53,549 catch across the Euston, on the map it, like-- 440 00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,050 on the tube. 441 00:17:55,052 --> 00:17:56,384 But you can't talk when you're on the tube? 442 00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:59,053 Yeah, at the time, I was outside at the beginning. 443 00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:00,120 What the fuck are you doing? 444 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,188 You're playing with me mind here. 445 00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,256 I'm not used to these mind games. 446 00:18:04,258 --> 00:18:06,124 You're coming, you're not coming. 447 00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,125 Don't you want to come? 448 00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:10,194 What is so bad with me that you don't wanna see us? 449 00:18:10,196 --> 00:18:13,063 He has no reason, no explanation 450 00:18:13,065 --> 00:18:15,632 apart from, "I've missed me train." 451 00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:16,766 It's too late now. 452 00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:18,868 Why didn't you just wake up at 1:00 this afternoon 453 00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:22,538 and get on the train, Joel? 454 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,539 Aww... 455 00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,140 Just go to King's Cross now. 456 00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,808 Find out the train times. 457 00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:27,575 All right. 458 00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:29,243 Okay? And I'll ring you back, all right? 459 00:18:29,245 --> 00:18:30,577 All right, bye. Bye-bye. 460 00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:32,412 No, Joel, you haven't missed your train. 461 00:18:32,414 --> 00:18:34,747 You just, you don't want to see us. 462 00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:37,950 You don't want to be with us. 463 00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,056 Not bad. 464 00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,457 Just tell him the truth. 465 00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,791 That's it, right? Don't lie. 466 00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,892 I'm not gonna lie-- truth, 467 00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,460 the whole truth, nothing but the truth. 468 00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,161 She's going to meet Dan, and-- 469 00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:53,328 to totally finish it off, 470 00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:54,595 so me and her can be together. 471 00:18:54,597 --> 00:18:58,165 See youse. Okay, I'll see you at 8:00. 472 00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,733 I didn't think I was a pot of slag. 473 00:19:00,735 --> 00:19:01,800 I thought I was a fake one. 474 00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:06,037 You're not a slag because you had sex with your boy. 475 00:19:06,039 --> 00:19:08,239 Why should lads get to go out, 476 00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,841 sleep with every fucking girl under the sun, 477 00:19:10,843 --> 00:19:13,176 and get a fuckin' high-five for it the next day? 478 00:19:13,178 --> 00:19:17,747 If I went round going, "I've only slept with one person," 479 00:19:17,749 --> 00:19:19,081 would you think better of me? 480 00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,549 Doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' nasty person, 481 00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:22,317 just 'cause I've slept with people? 482 00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:24,118 Do you know there's women who've died, 483 00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,487 there's a-- this-- this lady, right, 484 00:19:26,489 --> 00:19:30,290 she flung herself under a horse. 485 00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,091 She died just for the fact 486 00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:34,993 that women would have the same rights as men. 487 00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:36,327 We wouldn't be who we are today 488 00:19:36,329 --> 00:19:38,996 if them women didn't tie their self under the horses. 489 00:19:38,998 --> 00:19:40,530 Who's walking around saying, "Oh, no, 490 00:19:40,532 --> 00:19:41,564 I don't have one-night stands"? 491 00:19:41,566 --> 00:19:44,099 That is like saying to that woman who jumped 492 00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,166 underneath that horse, 493 00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,400 "What the fuck did you do that for? 494 00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,602 We're not gonna listen to you." 495 00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,669 Hey, you've reached Joel. 496 00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:51,504 I'm not here right now, but just leave a message. 497 00:19:51,506 --> 00:19:54,039 I've gotta join a fuckin' feminist group. 498 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:58,076 I will, and we will call it... 499 00:19:58,078 --> 00:20:00,178 FAST... 500 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,345 FAST? 501 00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:05,682 Females Are Strong... 502 00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:07,450 True. 503 00:20:07,452 --> 00:20:10,286 So we've started our own FAST group. 504 00:20:10,288 --> 00:20:12,321 We should have been in the original one, 505 00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:13,155 but we weren't born. 506 00:20:13,157 --> 00:20:15,056 I think I should be a feminist, you know. 507 00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:19,326 We're coming up to be a lesbian, if you want to. 508 00:20:20,561 --> 00:20:21,594 Hi, Joel. It just rings. 509 00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,195 Please, I don't know where the hell you are 510 00:20:23,197 --> 00:20:24,262 or what the hell you're doing. 511 00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,497 But you just need to get on a train and get here. 512 00:20:26,499 --> 00:20:27,431 I just hate the piss. 513 00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:30,233 I want you to just ring as soon as you can-- bye. 514 00:20:30,235 --> 00:20:32,401 (Jay) For me, Sophie, just suck it off. 515 00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,202 I'd just basically not beat around the bush, 516 00:20:34,204 --> 00:20:37,171 and just suck the thing off, because it's not worth it. 517 00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:39,139 And, at the end of the day, you're gonna get hurt, 518 00:20:39,141 --> 00:20:43,543 and he's probably banging birds left, right, and center. 519 00:20:43,545 --> 00:20:47,046 Why is he hurting us like this? 520 00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,115 (Vicky) I am nervous already. 521 00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:51,483 I'm dreading this conversation, 522 00:20:51,485 --> 00:20:54,652 because it's never going to be 523 00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,788 a positive conversation, is it? 524 00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:00,690 I'm just trying to be calm and controlled 525 00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:04,160 and have some sort of sense of importance 526 00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:08,430 and just an air that I have decided this, 527 00:21:08,432 --> 00:21:09,764 and I know it's right. 528 00:21:09,766 --> 00:21:10,731 Hey, babe. 529 00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:11,698 You all right? 530 00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,132 I'm fine. How are you? 531 00:21:13,134 --> 00:21:14,032 I missed you. 532 00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:14,699 I missed you, too. 533 00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:16,767 I'm just praying and hoping 534 00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:18,268 with every fiber of my being 535 00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,536 that he sees things from my point of view 536 00:21:20,538 --> 00:21:22,838 and understands how hard this is for me. 537 00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,607 It's beyond difficult to go from 538 00:21:25,609 --> 00:21:28,443 seeing you every single day and... 539 00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:31,446 speaking to you every single hour, 540 00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:34,081 to having... nothing. I know. 541 00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:38,518 I just want to be a good person and a good girlfriend. 542 00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,686 And, at the minute... 543 00:21:40,688 --> 00:21:42,821 (crying) the guilt's just eating away inside of us, 544 00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,189 and I'm not, either. 545 00:21:44,191 --> 00:21:46,758 I feel so guilty because I'm in that house 546 00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,092 with Ricci all the time. 547 00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:49,827 What's he got to do with anything? 548 00:21:49,829 --> 00:21:51,228 Tell us what's going on. 549 00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:52,462 I don't know what's going on. 550 00:21:52,464 --> 00:21:54,096 Other than how bad I was feeling, 551 00:21:54,098 --> 00:21:55,363 how bad I was making him feel, 552 00:21:55,365 --> 00:21:58,566 how bad I must be making Ricci feel, 553 00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,534 all of this led me to decide 554 00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,102 that I had to stop things with Dan. 555 00:22:02,104 --> 00:22:06,139 I can't enjoy spending time with you 556 00:22:06,141 --> 00:22:08,841 because when I'm with you, 557 00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:10,275 I'm the one that's sitting here-- 558 00:22:10,277 --> 00:22:12,343 So are you telling us you're picking him over me? 559 00:22:12,345 --> 00:22:13,544 I'm not picking him over you. 560 00:22:13,546 --> 00:22:15,045 That's what I'm saying-- oh, my God. 561 00:22:15,047 --> 00:22:16,379 That's not what I'm saying in a million years. 562 00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:19,248 Well, that's how you're making us feel right now, mate. 563 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,050 Honestly, I'm, like, I'm shocked. 564 00:22:22,052 --> 00:22:24,419 I'm dying inside right now. 565 00:22:24,421 --> 00:22:27,255 I'm not saying that I'm picking I'm over you. 566 00:22:27,257 --> 00:22:29,156 I would never, ever say that. 567 00:22:29,158 --> 00:22:31,458 I'm not doing this to be with him. 568 00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:32,292 I don't want that. 569 00:22:32,294 --> 00:22:33,960 I just think you're so much better than this, 570 00:22:33,962 --> 00:22:39,532 and I think you're so much stronger. 571 00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:42,501 I'm now tashing on. 572 00:22:42,503 --> 00:22:45,871 What does that say about my willpower as a person? 573 00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:48,440 What does that say about my character? 574 00:22:56,348 --> 00:22:59,116 I know that it's you. 575 00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:00,716 I know it's you, too. 576 00:23:00,718 --> 00:23:03,985 Dan did just fight for me. 577 00:23:03,987 --> 00:23:05,953 That's the most romantic and caring thing 578 00:23:05,955 --> 00:23:08,388 anyone's managed to do for me. 579 00:23:08,390 --> 00:23:09,155 Love you. 580 00:23:09,157 --> 00:23:10,723 The only possible way 581 00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:12,725 that I can bring this back 582 00:23:12,727 --> 00:23:15,694 is by staying away from Ricci. 583 00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,368 Saturday night, weekend millionaires. 584 00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:24,602 We're just gonna do what we do best. 585 00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:28,272 Get fuckin' mortal and get tashing on. 586 00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:31,141 ¶ 587 00:23:43,053 --> 00:23:46,055 Becca's saying that she's not gonna put out. 588 00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,323 So as long as Becca's playing that game, 589 00:23:48,325 --> 00:23:51,393 I'm gonna be looking elsewhere. 590 00:23:51,395 --> 00:23:54,629 ¶ 591 00:23:56,531 --> 00:23:59,466 Amanda, the bird that I've been seeing, 592 00:23:59,468 --> 00:24:01,167 has just come through the door. 593 00:24:01,169 --> 00:24:02,168 Happy to see her. 594 00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:04,270 She's got a fuckin' pink and black dress on. 595 00:24:04,272 --> 00:24:06,205 I wouldn't wipe the girl's ass with it. 596 00:24:06,207 --> 00:24:09,374 Whenever Jason's out, Amanda must just get this, 597 00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:12,143 like, attraction, like that he's there. 598 00:24:12,145 --> 00:24:14,078 She's like fuckin' flies around shit. 599 00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,380 Just got her friends there. 600 00:24:16,382 --> 00:24:19,282 She's probably thinking that she's dead clever. 601 00:24:19,284 --> 00:24:20,416 She's not. 602 00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:23,652 ¶ 603 00:24:26,555 --> 00:24:29,790 (Jay) Rebecca did give her a couple of dodgy looks, 604 00:24:29,792 --> 00:24:31,291 but what can I do? 605 00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:32,458 I'm only mates with Rebecca, 606 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:33,792 so what does she expect me to do, 607 00:24:33,794 --> 00:24:34,893 not to talk to another lass? 608 00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:37,395 I'm not gonna stand there and let her stare us out, 609 00:24:37,397 --> 00:24:41,232 so I'm just gonna stare her out back. 610 00:24:41,234 --> 00:24:43,300 (Holly) So I've still got my eye on James, 611 00:24:43,302 --> 00:24:45,568 and I think at the minute he thinks he's safe. 612 00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,803 but he's not, 'cause I'm like a predator, 613 00:24:47,805 --> 00:24:50,405 and I always get what I want. 614 00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,573 I've found worldies. 615 00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:54,241 I'm not gonna bang you, Holly. 616 00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,310 (Holly) I can climb over any barrier you got, James. 617 00:24:57,312 --> 00:25:02,348 The only thing that's gonna stop me is him being sober. 618 00:25:04,284 --> 00:25:05,817 Fuckin' get off me rump, man. 619 00:25:05,819 --> 00:25:07,451 You've got a fuckin' pizza! 620 00:25:07,453 --> 00:25:08,418 It's too hot. (laughing) 621 00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:10,453 Me eating all this food, that is definitely a sign 622 00:25:10,455 --> 00:25:12,888 that I am mortal-- I'll wake up and I will regret this. 623 00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,658 I'll have to go to the gym for about six hours tomorrow. 624 00:25:17,826 --> 00:25:18,492 Hello! 625 00:25:18,494 --> 00:25:21,394 I've gone into that situation trying to do the right thing, 626 00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:26,098 and trying to stop being such a fucking little bellend. 627 00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:27,599 I went to see him, and, um, 628 00:25:27,601 --> 00:25:28,533 I'm not gonna lie, okay? 629 00:25:28,535 --> 00:25:30,535 I've had the idea in me head that I was gonna tell Dan 630 00:25:30,537 --> 00:25:34,171 I could-- that I couldn't see him anymore. 631 00:25:34,173 --> 00:25:35,105 Mm-hmm. 632 00:25:35,107 --> 00:25:36,439 I told him that, uh, 633 00:25:36,441 --> 00:25:38,374 spending all of me time with you, 634 00:25:38,376 --> 00:25:41,477 which I think is quite fair to say, isn't it? 635 00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:42,344 Yeah, it is. 636 00:25:42,346 --> 00:25:43,478 And it's killing us. 637 00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,846 And I've never, ever once 638 00:25:44,848 --> 00:25:46,314 worried about me self in all of this. 639 00:25:46,316 --> 00:25:49,350 I've only ever focused on how I could possibly hurt Dan. 640 00:25:49,352 --> 00:25:51,785 I am being a bellend. 641 00:25:51,787 --> 00:25:53,353 I mean, he just said... 642 00:25:53,355 --> 00:25:56,656 he said I need to grow up and be strong 643 00:25:56,658 --> 00:25:59,291 and realize that... I can't throw away-- 644 00:25:59,293 --> 00:26:00,558 Isn't it all grown up and being strong 645 00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,093 you telling the truth about how you feel? 646 00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:05,028 He didn't-- So it's just like-- 647 00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:06,095 It's like he's in denial about-- 648 00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:07,463 He just doesn't want you to finish everything. 649 00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:09,498 What doesn't he accept about wanting to be finished? 650 00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,234 I mean, the girl's telling you she doesn't want to be with him. 651 00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:13,702 And, like, she's getting with me. 652 00:26:13,704 --> 00:26:17,072 I mean, what's he grasping on to? 653 00:26:23,245 --> 00:26:28,115 I'm only human-- I want what every single lad wants. 654 00:26:28,117 --> 00:26:29,349 He want to follow us round 655 00:26:29,351 --> 00:26:31,284 and dry hump me leg. 656 00:26:31,286 --> 00:26:32,418 No, no. Come here. 657 00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:33,719 Will you make me happy? No, stop it. 658 00:26:33,721 --> 00:26:35,320 Get off me. But will you make me happy? 659 00:26:35,322 --> 00:26:37,722 She's having none of this, just like, "What are you doing?" 660 00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:41,158 It's a fuckin' waste of fuckin' time. Ricci... 661 00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,259 Fuck this mother... 662 00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:44,527 Ricci... Fuck me. I'm fuckin' me. 663 00:26:44,529 --> 00:26:47,162 Fuck it. I'm heres. Fuck it. 664 00:26:47,164 --> 00:26:48,730 Every lad needs sex. 665 00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,065 I've been waiting for her for ages. 666 00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,299 Me balls are killin'. 667 00:26:52,301 --> 00:26:55,302 I just need sexy time. 668 00:26:58,172 --> 00:26:59,105 (Holly) Hey. 669 00:26:59,107 --> 00:27:01,107 What? You awake? 670 00:27:01,109 --> 00:27:02,141 No, I'm asleep. 671 00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:05,410 There's no way I'm gonna go to sleep right now. 672 00:27:05,412 --> 00:27:07,845 I'm gonna try it on with James. 673 00:27:07,847 --> 00:27:10,147 Wrap myself in my duvet. 674 00:27:10,149 --> 00:27:12,616 Crawl near James's bed. 675 00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:16,385 (indistinct whispering) 676 00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:19,688 Stage one, I've got in the other bed. 677 00:27:19,690 --> 00:27:22,691 Stage two... Operation Tent. 678 00:27:22,693 --> 00:27:24,459 (James) She's not looking for baby wipes at all. 679 00:27:24,461 --> 00:27:26,694 She's looking for cock, preferably my cock. 680 00:27:26,696 --> 00:27:30,097 (Holly) I pull myself under the duvet. 681 00:27:30,099 --> 00:27:32,332 Stage two completed. 682 00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:35,702 Stage three, the tickle stage. 683 00:27:35,704 --> 00:27:36,769 Stop it, Holly... 684 00:27:36,771 --> 00:27:38,403 You get him hornier. 685 00:27:38,405 --> 00:27:39,570 Stop it, Holly. 686 00:27:39,572 --> 00:27:40,537 And hornier... 687 00:27:40,539 --> 00:27:41,604 Stop it, Holly. 688 00:27:41,606 --> 00:27:42,705 Go away, Holly. 689 00:27:42,707 --> 00:27:44,006 (whispering) Shut up. 690 00:27:44,008 --> 00:27:44,606 Get off us. 691 00:27:44,608 --> 00:27:46,708 (James) She has a little play with the tent pole. 692 00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:49,110 The tent pole extends. 693 00:27:49,644 --> 00:27:52,479 There's only so much it can take before giving in 694 00:27:52,481 --> 00:27:54,247 when you're absolutely mortal. 695 00:27:54,249 --> 00:27:55,448 We start spoonin'. 696 00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:58,717 And spoonin' always leads to fuckin'. 697 00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:03,988 (Holly gasping) 698 00:28:06,424 --> 00:28:09,659 ¶ 699 00:28:11,728 --> 00:28:14,629 Holly's finally out of me bed. She's probably over the moon. 700 00:28:14,631 --> 00:28:17,698 She's wanted this since day fuckin' one. 701 00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:20,567 So we go at it for a bit, and as I'm going, 702 00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:22,535 I think the alcohol's starting to wear off, 703 00:28:22,537 --> 00:28:25,371 and I'm looking down, and I'm thinking... 704 00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,606 (Holly) What? 705 00:28:28,608 --> 00:28:30,975 What the fuck am I doing here? 706 00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,043 This is not me at all. 707 00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:36,413 (Holly giggling) 708 00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:42,418 You always want what you can't have. 709 00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,186 And when you get it, 710 00:28:44,188 --> 00:28:46,755 it's not always what you expected. 711 00:28:46,757 --> 00:28:49,057 (both snickering) 712 00:28:49,059 --> 00:28:50,992 The only thing it can be 713 00:28:50,994 --> 00:28:52,560 is James banging Holly. 714 00:28:52,562 --> 00:28:55,429 (laughing) Oh... oh, fuck. 715 00:28:55,431 --> 00:28:57,097 (both laughing) 716 00:28:57,099 --> 00:28:59,632 This surely-- it cannot happen. 717 00:28:59,634 --> 00:29:00,599 Shh, shh. 718 00:29:00,601 --> 00:29:01,499 Holly has grafted. 719 00:29:01,501 --> 00:29:04,368 She's put in more ground work than Alan Titchmarsh 720 00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:06,303 in this situation. 721 00:29:06,305 --> 00:29:09,005 She has worked at James and worked at James 722 00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:11,741 and waited for a moment to pounce, and... 723 00:29:11,743 --> 00:29:13,876 she's finally got her man. 724 00:29:15,778 --> 00:29:21,048 James comes fuckin' running in as if he's seen a fuckin' ghost. 725 00:29:24,018 --> 00:29:26,419 I didn't even want to admit it. I was like, 726 00:29:26,421 --> 00:29:29,889 "Uh... um... no... no." 727 00:29:34,361 --> 00:29:35,994 (Holly) I always get what I want. 728 00:29:35,996 --> 00:29:39,130 And whether it was what I expected or not, 729 00:29:39,132 --> 00:29:41,665 at least I completed my mission. 730 00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:44,334 (groaning) 731 00:29:47,404 --> 00:29:50,639 ¶ 732 00:29:55,077 --> 00:29:57,011 (sighs) 733 00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,146 (James) So I wake up. 734 00:29:59,148 --> 00:30:00,413 I've hardly fuckin' slept. 735 00:30:00,415 --> 00:30:01,414 I've been having nightmares 736 00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:04,150 that I've fuckin' banged Holly, haven't I? 737 00:30:04,152 --> 00:30:06,452 Then I realize it fuckin' happened. 738 00:30:06,454 --> 00:30:08,654 I actually did bang Holly. 739 00:30:08,656 --> 00:30:10,656 Holly, dear, get up. No. 740 00:30:10,658 --> 00:30:12,224 (Charlotte) I wake up... 741 00:30:12,226 --> 00:30:16,928 and Holly sits up, and she's looking really serious. 742 00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:22,933 (gasps) 743 00:30:24,568 --> 00:30:26,068 What? 744 00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:28,503 She finally made a move 745 00:30:28,505 --> 00:30:29,770 and bounced all over his cock? 746 00:30:29,772 --> 00:30:32,172 (Gary) I can't believe it actually has happened. 747 00:30:32,174 --> 00:30:33,473 I never, ever in a million years 748 00:30:33,475 --> 00:30:36,108 thought that Holly and James would bang, ever. 749 00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:38,076 Is this a joke? Swear on me life. 750 00:30:38,078 --> 00:30:40,745 Whoa, whoa, what's happened? What's happened? 751 00:30:41,313 --> 00:30:45,683 And I literally pinch myself. "Is this a dream?" 752 00:30:49,487 --> 00:30:50,587 (makes gagging noise) 753 00:30:50,589 --> 00:30:52,789 (Rebecca) Jaws dropped to the floor. 754 00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:55,057 We should be lucky that he's had sex with Holly, 755 00:30:55,059 --> 00:30:57,793 'cause he hasn't done much pulling anyway. 756 00:30:57,795 --> 00:31:01,096 James and Holly have reunited. 757 00:31:01,098 --> 00:31:03,131 They've let-- they got forces together. 758 00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:08,236 And they've shared a night of passion together. 759 00:31:08,238 --> 00:31:10,304 I think, if I was drunk again, 760 00:31:10,306 --> 00:31:13,073 I'd have sex with him again. 761 00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:15,808 (seagull calling) 762 00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:18,944 (Jay) Chips, curry sauce. 763 00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:19,678 On the seaside. 764 00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,780 What more does she want? 765 00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:25,550 Now I need to know where I stand. 766 00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:26,517 Perfect date. 767 00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:28,519 Are you enjoying yourself? Oh, is it good? 768 00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:29,653 Oh, yeah. All right. 769 00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:32,255 Until he goes and fucks it up. 770 00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,456 Are you gonna put out, though? 771 00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,090 (mouth full) Fuck, no. 772 00:31:35,092 --> 00:31:36,458 Are you gonna bang? 773 00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:38,460 Not having sex in the house. No way am I. 774 00:31:38,462 --> 00:31:40,995 Huh? I'm not gonna have sex in the house. 775 00:31:40,997 --> 00:31:41,529 Why? 776 00:31:41,531 --> 00:31:44,365 Think he's feeling a bit sexually frustrated. 777 00:31:44,367 --> 00:31:46,834 And he needs to take it out on me. 778 00:31:46,836 --> 00:31:48,435 And it's not happening. 779 00:31:48,437 --> 00:31:49,469 If I sleep with you, 780 00:31:49,471 --> 00:31:50,703 and you go out and bring a lass back, 781 00:31:50,705 --> 00:31:53,305 you'll not want me to react to it, and I will. 782 00:31:53,307 --> 00:31:55,507 And I will get pissed off, and I will say, 783 00:31:55,509 --> 00:31:56,474 "What are you doing, Jay?" 784 00:31:56,476 --> 00:31:58,576 Fuck me-- I'm going down the same route 785 00:31:58,578 --> 00:31:59,710 as what I did with Vicky. 786 00:31:59,712 --> 00:32:01,878 I need to set this off, part it off, 787 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,646 and just be mates would be better. 788 00:32:03,648 --> 00:32:05,080 What? You're pissed off. 789 00:32:05,082 --> 00:32:06,147 No, I'm not. 790 00:32:06,149 --> 00:32:07,681 You look angry. Eh? 791 00:32:07,683 --> 00:32:08,448 You look angry. 792 00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:10,783 Eventually, Jason's twig and berries 793 00:32:10,785 --> 00:32:13,852 are gonna... are gonna be so big, 794 00:32:13,854 --> 00:32:15,486 they're gonna just burst all over. 795 00:32:15,488 --> 00:32:16,920 (Jay) And my chances of banging her 796 00:32:16,922 --> 00:32:19,656 are probably just the same chances 797 00:32:19,658 --> 00:32:21,090 as Ricci banging Vicky. 798 00:32:21,092 --> 00:32:22,224 It's just not gonna happen. 799 00:32:22,226 --> 00:32:29,464 But his twig and berries aren't gonna be bursting all over me. 800 00:32:29,466 --> 00:32:30,164 Ow. 801 00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,199 (phone line ringing) 802 00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:33,466 (woman) Hello. 803 00:32:33,468 --> 00:32:34,533 Hi, Mum. Hello. 804 00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:35,734 Today's Mum's birthday. 805 00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:36,901 She means the world to us. 806 00:32:36,903 --> 00:32:38,102 What time you coming? 807 00:32:38,104 --> 00:32:39,837 Uh, I'm not too sure the time what we're coming, 808 00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:41,605 but I'll give you a ring and let you know. 809 00:32:41,607 --> 00:32:42,806 Okay. I'll see you then, Mum. 810 00:32:42,808 --> 00:32:43,907 Bye. Bye. I love you, Mum. 811 00:32:43,909 --> 00:32:46,109 I think, "Right, perfect day. Take Vicks along. 812 00:32:46,111 --> 00:32:47,243 See if they like each other." 813 00:32:47,245 --> 00:32:49,578 But I'm gonna take Gaz, Charlotte along as well. 814 00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:52,314 Will she mind all of us tripping all over ourselves? 815 00:32:52,316 --> 00:32:53,548 I think she'll love it. 816 00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:54,682 Will there be drink? 817 00:32:54,684 --> 00:32:57,117 I would say let's drink over. 818 00:32:57,119 --> 00:32:58,418 Get one. 819 00:32:58,420 --> 00:33:01,254 ¶ 820 00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:07,126 (Gary) I'm buzzing, me. 821 00:33:07,128 --> 00:33:08,427 Nice to see your mum again. 822 00:33:08,429 --> 00:33:09,594 Good woman. It's her birthday. 823 00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:11,262 I'd rather be doing this than anything. 824 00:33:11,264 --> 00:33:12,529 Thanks for inviting us, Ricci. 825 00:33:12,531 --> 00:33:13,696 No worries, man. Thanks, Ricci. 826 00:33:13,698 --> 00:33:14,630 Thank you, Ricci. 827 00:33:14,632 --> 00:33:18,100 It's a lovely day out. Get smashed. 828 00:33:22,839 --> 00:33:25,473 (Vicky) We go to Ricci's mum and dad's house, 829 00:33:25,475 --> 00:33:27,074 and it's lovely. 830 00:33:27,076 --> 00:33:28,575 Vicky, you've met my mum before. 831 00:33:28,577 --> 00:33:30,276 Right. Vicky... thank you. 832 00:33:30,278 --> 00:33:31,810 They're really nice people. 833 00:33:31,812 --> 00:33:33,611 They're so warm and inviting. 834 00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:35,112 This is little daffy. 835 00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,246 Hi, Christine! 836 00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:37,213 (laughing) How are you? 837 00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,380 How've you been? Yeah. 838 00:33:38,382 --> 00:33:41,216 Little bit scared about how it's gonna go 839 00:33:41,218 --> 00:33:42,483 with my mum and Vicky, 840 00:33:42,485 --> 00:33:44,351 'cause I know my mum's like-- 841 00:33:44,353 --> 00:33:45,585 she's-- she speaks her mind. 842 00:33:45,587 --> 00:33:48,454 If she likes you, well, she'll say. 843 00:33:50,356 --> 00:33:52,623 You've got Sky in your room. 844 00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:54,291 Have you not? Have you not? 845 00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:56,660 I don't know. I've got Freeview. 846 00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:57,827 That's still pretty crucial. 847 00:33:57,829 --> 00:33:58,794 It's not. All right. 848 00:33:58,796 --> 00:34:00,328 (Vicky) When I'm getting a tour of the house, 849 00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,731 I work out that I'm gonna be staying in Ricci's bed with him. 850 00:34:03,733 --> 00:34:08,302 And starting to feel guilty again. 851 00:34:08,304 --> 00:34:09,569 (whispering) Do you think, like, 852 00:34:09,571 --> 00:34:10,836 I don't know, it's weird to think 853 00:34:10,838 --> 00:34:13,371 she's met the parents, like, already. 854 00:34:13,373 --> 00:34:15,773 I think they've known each other, what, two weeks? 855 00:34:15,775 --> 00:34:18,075 I think their relationship is moving 856 00:34:18,077 --> 00:34:19,242 literally at the speed of light. 857 00:34:19,244 --> 00:34:21,544 They'll be seeing each other married by next week. 858 00:34:21,546 --> 00:34:23,712 She didn't finish with Dan. 859 00:34:23,714 --> 00:34:25,580 I know, she's still got a boyfriend. 860 00:34:25,582 --> 00:34:28,649 (laughing) She's meeting the parents. 861 00:34:28,651 --> 00:34:30,517 That's a bit risky. 862 00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:33,119 It's all hunky dory and nice for the minute, 863 00:34:33,121 --> 00:34:34,620 but Vicky's very, very glad. 864 00:34:34,622 --> 00:34:36,722 She knows exactly what she's doing. 865 00:34:36,724 --> 00:34:38,724 She's like-- I think Vicky's a girl version of me. 866 00:34:38,726 --> 00:34:41,460 End of the day, she's fuckin' cheating on her boyfriend. 867 00:34:41,462 --> 00:34:42,861 She should be like... traumatized. 868 00:34:42,863 --> 00:34:44,495 It is bad crap what she's doing. 869 00:34:44,497 --> 00:34:46,430 I'm just waiting for something to go wrong, 870 00:34:46,432 --> 00:34:49,399 'cause I think it definitely will. 871 00:34:49,401 --> 00:34:51,000 We know. 872 00:34:51,735 --> 00:34:53,435 (laughter and chatter) 873 00:34:53,437 --> 00:34:56,438 So we all sat round having a lovely meal. 874 00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,808 Got some Chinese, got some Indian. 875 00:34:59,810 --> 00:35:02,443 (overlapping chatter) 876 00:35:02,445 --> 00:35:04,311 Thank you! 877 00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:05,145 You're welcome. 878 00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:07,313 They were sitting, kissing and cuddling 879 00:35:07,315 --> 00:35:09,148 at the table. 880 00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:11,550 To me, it's just a whole fuckin' mess. 881 00:35:11,552 --> 00:35:14,219 (Dad) So, Ricci, how's your relationship 882 00:35:14,221 --> 00:35:15,987 going in the house? 883 00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:16,821 (laughter) 884 00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:17,988 The relationship? 885 00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:20,056 Yeah, because, from what I can see, 886 00:35:20,058 --> 00:35:21,757 I think I would accept you 887 00:35:21,759 --> 00:35:23,492 as a-- a daughter-in-law. 888 00:35:23,494 --> 00:35:25,660 Ooh... Ooh, right. 889 00:35:25,662 --> 00:35:28,429 Now, um, you've got a boyfriend, haven't you? 890 00:35:28,431 --> 00:35:30,164 No. No, no, no. 891 00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:32,699 The biggest spotlight has just been put on us, 892 00:35:32,701 --> 00:35:35,635 and I'm in the most awkward position possible. 893 00:35:35,637 --> 00:35:36,502 Not now. 894 00:35:36,504 --> 00:35:38,136 Have you not? All right. 895 00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:39,070 (Dad) All right. 896 00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:40,037 (Vicky) I feel sick. 897 00:35:40,039 --> 00:35:42,105 Me hands are shaking and me voice is shaking. 898 00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:46,676 And I just can't sit here and discuss Dan with them. 899 00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:47,677 Oh, but that's just-- 900 00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,512 (silverware clatters) Sorry. 901 00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,447 Sorry. What have you dropped? 902 00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:52,147 Just a fork. 903 00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:54,182 I'm just thinking, "Shit... 904 00:35:54,184 --> 00:35:55,850 Still got a boyfriend?" 905 00:35:55,852 --> 00:35:58,219 Vicky's told Ricci's mum and dad 906 00:35:58,221 --> 00:36:00,254 that she's not with Dan anymore. 907 00:36:00,256 --> 00:36:01,555 This is a lie. 908 00:36:01,557 --> 00:36:03,590 But I'm not gonna say anything. 909 00:36:03,592 --> 00:36:04,591 (Dad) And, Gaz... 910 00:36:04,593 --> 00:36:06,826 And how is your relationships going on in the house? 911 00:36:06,828 --> 00:36:10,729 (Charlotte, mouth full) Me and Gary are the bestest of friends, aren't we? 912 00:36:10,731 --> 00:36:12,163 We're close friends, where we, like, 913 00:36:12,165 --> 00:36:15,332 get naked in front of each other and such things. 914 00:36:15,334 --> 00:36:16,299 (laughter) 915 00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:17,366 (Gary) "We're just good friends 916 00:36:17,368 --> 00:36:19,501 that get naked in front of each other." 917 00:36:19,503 --> 00:36:21,703 Fuckin' hell. 918 00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:26,507 ¶ 919 00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:32,212 I need to get a worldie, now that I got Holly off. 920 00:36:32,214 --> 00:36:33,012 (laughing) 921 00:36:33,014 --> 00:36:34,113 Better be careful now, lad. 922 00:36:34,115 --> 00:36:36,014 You know, you're only as good as your last, 923 00:36:36,016 --> 00:36:36,647 aren't you? 924 00:36:36,649 --> 00:36:38,415 It's me packing on, pulling worldies, 925 00:36:38,417 --> 00:36:40,617 and I go fuckin' Holly. 926 00:36:40,619 --> 00:36:42,752 Fuckin' playing that. 927 00:36:42,754 --> 00:36:43,619 She wore you down, lad, 928 00:36:43,621 --> 00:36:45,354 and got what she wanted, didn't she? 929 00:36:45,356 --> 00:36:46,021 Persistent. 930 00:36:46,023 --> 00:36:49,657 It's a one-off, where I was drunk. 931 00:36:49,659 --> 00:36:51,125 She was fuckin' gagging for it. 932 00:36:51,127 --> 00:36:53,293 She couldn't take no for a fuckin' answer. 933 00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:56,129 She practically just jumped in me fuckin' bed. 934 00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:56,762 (laughing) 935 00:36:56,764 --> 00:36:59,231 When I go to sleep at night, I sleep with one eye open, 936 00:36:59,233 --> 00:37:00,532 just in case she tries to pounce on us again. 937 00:37:00,534 --> 00:37:03,568 I could have me self a little bank there, if I wanted, like. 938 00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:06,571 Think it's only gonna have the one withdrawal, though. 939 00:37:06,573 --> 00:37:08,005 ¶ 940 00:37:08,007 --> 00:37:09,139 Right, Becca, like, 941 00:37:09,141 --> 00:37:10,907 me and youse gotta swap rooms. 942 00:37:10,909 --> 00:37:11,340 Why? 943 00:37:11,342 --> 00:37:13,375 'Cause I don't feel safe in that room with Holly now. 944 00:37:13,377 --> 00:37:15,610 You don't feel safe? She's not gonna eat you. 945 00:37:15,612 --> 00:37:16,944 He's frightened of a girl. 946 00:37:16,946 --> 00:37:19,079 Have you heard anything like it in your life? 947 00:37:19,081 --> 00:37:20,580 So I was just like, "Right, no bother." 948 00:37:20,582 --> 00:37:24,016 I couldn't wait to get out of this stinking room anyway. 949 00:37:24,018 --> 00:37:25,350 It's full of lads. 950 00:37:25,352 --> 00:37:27,085 No girly crack. 951 00:37:27,087 --> 00:37:28,052 It smells like sick. 952 00:37:28,054 --> 00:37:30,687 I don't want you to feel, like, upset. 953 00:37:30,689 --> 00:37:32,655 Don't go there! 954 00:37:32,657 --> 00:37:33,689 Don't! 955 00:37:33,691 --> 00:37:35,524 But here is a pillow. 956 00:37:35,526 --> 00:37:36,324 Like... (chuckles) 957 00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:38,893 Why do you have to make me feel like that? 958 00:37:38,895 --> 00:37:40,494 Why couldn't you just be normal 959 00:37:40,496 --> 00:37:43,430 instead of leaving the room and feeling like 960 00:37:43,432 --> 00:37:44,731 you have to sleep somewhere else? 961 00:37:44,733 --> 00:37:46,566 It looks a bit like me. See? Fuck you. 962 00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:49,468 Just spoon that at night. Fuck you. 963 00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:50,535 It's just sex. 964 00:37:50,537 --> 00:37:54,105 (Rebecca) She doesn't need you anymore, 'cause she's got me. 965 00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:55,606 You got a cock, like? 966 00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,441 No, but if I did... 967 00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:58,675 (laughter) 968 00:37:58,677 --> 00:37:59,609 Why aye. 969 00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,710 (laughing) 970 00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:03,145 I felt like... 971 00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:05,247 it was kind of my fault 972 00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:06,281 that he was moving out. 973 00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:09,617 I felt like I've either mentally damaged this boy 974 00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:13,054 by what's happened, that he has to actually 975 00:38:13,056 --> 00:38:15,723 move out of the bedroom... 976 00:38:15,725 --> 00:38:17,725 Well, what can you do? 977 00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:18,659 It's his decision. 978 00:38:18,661 --> 00:38:19,826 I can't force him to stay there. 979 00:38:19,828 --> 00:38:21,627 He'll think that I'm even a bigger stalker 980 00:38:21,629 --> 00:38:23,695 than I already am. 981 00:38:23,697 --> 00:38:27,098 ¶ 982 00:38:27,799 --> 00:38:29,399 (Gary) Everything's going smoothly. 983 00:38:29,401 --> 00:38:30,666 You think, "Right, let's just go to bed." 984 00:38:30,668 --> 00:38:32,668 Had a few beers. We're in Ricci's house. 985 00:38:32,670 --> 00:38:35,170 Ouch! Ow, me head. Shh... 986 00:38:35,172 --> 00:38:37,138 And we're all messing around, I'm like on top of Charlotte. 987 00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,906 Like we have the quilts on top of us and stuff. 988 00:38:38,908 --> 00:38:40,474 We're having a little kiss, and... 989 00:38:40,476 --> 00:38:42,542 and I pull the sheets over me head. 990 00:38:42,544 --> 00:38:45,645 And Charlotte just looks as if nothing's the matter, 991 00:38:45,647 --> 00:38:46,612 and just goes... 992 00:38:46,614 --> 00:38:47,512 (Charlotte farts) 993 00:38:47,514 --> 00:38:49,514 (laughing) You farted! 994 00:38:49,516 --> 00:38:51,482 Did you see-- (laughter) 995 00:38:51,484 --> 00:38:52,549 Fart stinks! Oh! 996 00:38:52,551 --> 00:38:54,484 And I can tell he's getting a bit of a shock, 997 00:38:54,486 --> 00:38:55,785 'cause he's jumping back, and I-- 998 00:38:55,787 --> 00:38:57,520 the smell's wafting in my face. 999 00:38:57,522 --> 00:38:58,454 What'd you fart for?! 1000 00:38:58,456 --> 00:38:59,688 But I don't-- I'm not embarrassed. 1001 00:38:59,690 --> 00:39:01,690 I'm just finding it really, really funny. 1002 00:39:01,692 --> 00:39:03,992 You just farted in bed! 1003 00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,127 Why did you fart-- ohh! 1004 00:39:07,129 --> 00:39:08,728 This is you? 1005 00:39:10,363 --> 00:39:11,629 (shrieks) She pissed the bed! 1006 00:39:11,631 --> 00:39:14,131 We're in the bedroom his nana sleeps in. 1007 00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:14,798 (Charlotte) Ohh! 1008 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,232 It's just a major disaster, really. 1009 00:39:16,234 --> 00:39:18,500 I've got wee all over Ricci's nana's bed, 1010 00:39:18,502 --> 00:39:19,400 where she stays. 1011 00:39:19,402 --> 00:39:21,368 And I've just embarrassed me self in front of Gary. 1012 00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:25,638 I know I've had a few drinks, but what the fuck is this? 1013 00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,140 I'm never sleeping with you again. 1014 00:39:28,142 --> 00:39:29,141 Me and you are over. 1015 00:39:29,143 --> 00:39:32,477 And you wonder why I don't want to be your girlfriend. 1016 00:39:32,479 --> 00:39:33,744 Or boyfriend. 1017 00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,045 (laughing) Oh, ow. 1018 00:39:35,047 --> 00:39:38,181 I did not expect her to piss the bed 1019 00:39:38,183 --> 00:39:40,816 and fart in me face before we start banging. 1020 00:39:40,818 --> 00:39:41,550 What the fuck? 1021 00:39:41,552 --> 00:39:44,352 What-- what desired you to fart, just... 1022 00:39:44,354 --> 00:39:47,355 You actually smelt... (laughing) 1023 00:39:47,357 --> 00:39:50,624 and then, you piss the bed. 1024 00:39:50,626 --> 00:39:52,459 Had just a big embarrassment. 1025 00:39:52,461 --> 00:39:53,326 Roll on the floor. 1026 00:39:53,328 --> 00:39:57,596 And I wee me self a bit more, 'cause it's just hilarious. 1027 00:39:57,598 --> 00:40:00,265 ¶ 1028 00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,666 When you've met someone's family, 1029 00:40:01,668 --> 00:40:03,901 and they're just as nice as the person that you like is, 1030 00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:06,270 it just intensifies everything you felt for them. 1031 00:40:06,272 --> 00:40:09,306 It feels like everything kind of falls into place, 1032 00:40:09,308 --> 00:40:12,142 and things are right. 1033 00:40:14,478 --> 00:40:15,478 (laughing) 1034 00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,046 It's sticky. There. 1035 00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,113 (Ricci) I'm a little bit frisky, 1036 00:40:18,115 --> 00:40:20,148 and, obviously, there's that connection 1037 00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:21,315 between us both. 1038 00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:23,884 And it's what we both want. 1039 00:40:23,886 --> 00:40:27,420 (Vicky) This is mine and Ricci's first time at all the sex. 1040 00:40:27,422 --> 00:40:32,291 I was really impressed with Ricci's performance. 1041 00:40:32,293 --> 00:40:33,859 I wasn't seeing stars or anything, 1042 00:40:33,861 --> 00:40:36,061 but it was-- it was pretty good! 1043 00:40:36,063 --> 00:40:37,996 I've got no complaints. 1044 00:40:37,998 --> 00:40:39,564 (Ricci) I make her good in bed. 1045 00:40:39,566 --> 00:40:42,466 So with me being good, she's good. 1046 00:40:42,468 --> 00:40:44,568 That's the way it goes down. 1047 00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:45,735 B-plus for effort! 1048 00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,503 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1049 00:40:47,505 --> 00:40:49,905 ¶ If you wanna know why, if you wanna know why ¶ 1050 00:40:49,907 --> 00:40:51,139 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1051 00:40:51,141 --> 00:40:53,574 ¶ If you wanna know why, if you wanna know why ¶ 1052 00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,741 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1053 00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:57,410 ¶ If you wanna know why, if you wanna know why ¶ 1054 00:40:57,412 --> 00:40:59,678 ¶ Everyone's here to party 1055 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,445 ¶ 1056 00:41:00,447 --> 00:41:02,346 ¶ Let's party hardy, you wanna know why ¶ 1057 00:41:02,348 --> 00:41:04,314 ¶ Let's party hardy, you wanna know why ¶ 1058 00:41:04,316 --> 00:41:05,748 ¶ Let's party hardy, you wanna know ¶ 1059 00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:08,417 ¶ Who done, who done, who done ¶