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We are back in Newcastle,
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back in our playground.
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Let the party begin.
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Hi!
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It's a new boy!
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(all)
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
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What the fuck?
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She's got an attitude.
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The kind of face
that gets slapped off.
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Really annoying,
just like thrush.
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Surprised-- I never wanted us
to work for her again.
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Yeah, that's the best
we done last time.
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Does anybody
not have the spare time?
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It's the worst birthday
I've ever had.
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(crying)
Nothing's going right.
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I wanted my boyfriend to be
here, and he hasn't turned up.
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(Jay)
Bingo, tongue's
down her throat.
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Men are always, the less
you give, the more they want.
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Mm, that
was really good.
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Hmm...
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Get in, from the comb-over
comes the leg-over.
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I care about you
so much.
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Surprise!
(laughter)
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I mean, I fucked some of what
I've got with me boyfriend.
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I need to remove temptation.
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It's not a nice thing to watch
him being with her.
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How can I make her
stay in bed?
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Just go to sleep for now.
I'll shag you in the morning.
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I was asleep.
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Fucking come on.
Ah, man.
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(whispering)
God, I don't want
to do this anymore.
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(crying)
Just want to go home
and see me mum.
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¶ Everyone's here to party
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I am a Geordie Girl
with a V.I.P. edge.
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My biggest fear
is getting wrinkles.
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I've got a bangin' body
and the banter to match.
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I should have a degree
in pulling women.
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I would never kiss anyone
without a six-pack.
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The hardest graft I've
ever done is to do me hair.
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I could talk the back legs
off a donkey.
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Got the looks, got the charm--
it just works.
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I'm fit, I'm flirty,
and I've got Double Fs.
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(all)
"Geordie Shore," why aye, man!
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¶
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Uhh!
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I'm surprised you're
in here after last night.
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Oh, you were a bit drunk
last night, weren't you?
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Well, you were a bit
drunk as well.
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But you were
staring at me.
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(Holly)
Me and James have been
quite flirty recently.
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So I reckon there's
a slight chance
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that I could actually
make this work.
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I just need to wait
for this moment,
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and them I'm gonna pounce.
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You said if I
stayed in bed...
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Oh, oh.
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That you'd have sex
with me in the morning.
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No, no-- do you
know what it is?
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I said, right, because
I knew that would be
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the only thing that would
keep you in bed, and it did.
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Holly's funny-- she's
fluttering at the guns.
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But I've already told her,
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"These guns aren't for you,
Holly.
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These are for worldies only."
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Stop perving on us.
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(laughing)
Can you see me
in the mir--
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Yes, I can see--
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Every rep you're doing,
you're looking at us.
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I can see.
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(water cooler bubbling)
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(Sophie)
All I want is for her
to be there.
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She's the other half of me.
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And, a week on, for her
to still not be there,
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I'm like, is she really,
eventually, gonna come back?
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(Gary)
I do miss her.
I think I was wrong.
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And the only reason I can think
I'm missing her
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is 'cause I haven't
had a bang in a while.
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Maybe that's it.
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You gotta have my back, like...
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And then that day Charlotte
left, technically 'cause of me.
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So it only feels right
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that I'm the one
that goes and gets her.
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So I haven't
seen her for a while.
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Then again, she could like,
we'll see.
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She could have missed us.
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I don't know how
she's gonna react.
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Hi, Gary.
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Hello.
Would you like
to come in?
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Why the fuck is Gary here?
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Why you coming--
why are you here?
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I get to the house
to pick Charlotte up.
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To be fair, she actually is
looking stunning.
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A bit brown, but stunning.
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She's doing the ironing
for some reason.
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I don't know why
she's doing the ironing.
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'Cause I know for a fact
she has not got a clue
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how to iron.
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But we do need you back.
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Everyone's down
all the time.
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Sophie's fuckin'--
can't, like, like--
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And she's going around
in circles.
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She doesn't know
what's going on.
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Holly's just, nuh.
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But you definitely do
need to come back.
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So go and pack, 'cause that's
why I came-- to get you.
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Go, go, go.
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And I agree.
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Come on.
Go on, get your bag.
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Get your
cases packed.
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(both laugh)
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Go on.
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I think everyone misses us.
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I need to go back
right this very second.
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Right, so, obviously,
when we go back,
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is everything gonna be
all right with youse?
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I won't say anything--
For where youse are?
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You're just friends.
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I am mates with her.
Well, of course.
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But it's hard to be
mates with her
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without having a little,
like, we end up, like,
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a little bit of flirting
and that, obviously.
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Yeah.
We need, somehow,
to become-- be friends
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without the flirting
and the--
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And the--
and the bed thing.
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We're getting there.
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I think we will get there,
I just think it's-- it is hard.
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It's weird, like,
and her mum's like,
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"Right, I don't think you should
be banging my daughter anymore."
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And I'm like, "This is
the weirdest thing ever."
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Prob-- no, we'll be fine.
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Me mum's being
really embarrassing.
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Feel like I'm back at school
and like
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when she sends--
puts crazy flowers
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in me hair and that.
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It's horrible.
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I just want to go now.
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(grunts)
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Mum!
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¶
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James banged a bird.
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Were you there then?
No.
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James banged a bird.
Ohh...
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(Charlotte)
So we're driving back.
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Gary's getting us up to date
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on everything
what's been going on.
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But the main thing
I want to know is,
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have you been getting it
from anyone, Gary?
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Have you been banging?
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But I actually haven't
banged anyone.
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But you've been
trying, though.
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It's--
I haven't, though.
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But you've been...
trying to.
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But you've just failed.
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No, I haven't failed.
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(Charlotte)
I'm really confused.
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I'm thinking,
"Am I over him?
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Am I not?"
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And then,
I just go blank again.
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(loud ringing)
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Hello?
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Argh, man.
What you doing?
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Can't we ask for work?
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¶
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(overlapping chatter
and laughter)
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Come in, on me right,
first bird I see--
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it's only the bird
I went and pulled
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the other night, isn't it?
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(heavy breathing)
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(overlapping chatter)
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Isn't that the girl
that stopped James
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from being gay?
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(James)
A little bit of class, yeah,
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'cause she was a nice girl.
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But may be a little bit
awkward.
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So who's getting
spray tans?
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Oh, look at me.
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Knickers, clothes?
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I'm wearing a bikini.
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Just get your tits out.
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I've got no tits.
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(laughing)
Cut it!
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(woman)
FYI, that is dark
on that, isn't it?
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(James)
Ah, you know.
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(indistinct chatter)
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And I'm just looking back,
thinking,
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"Round two, maybes?"
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Side, babe.
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Did you have
a good night?
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Really good night.
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I'm glad.
Was that 'cause of me?
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Yeah.
Good.
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Am I seeing you again?
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Um, yeah, of course.
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I'm not just gonna,
like, get you and
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just like never
speak to you again.
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Do you know what I mean?
Aww.
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Good seeing you again.
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You're a good boy,
aren't you?
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Well, I wouldn't say
that, like, but, uh...
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Uh, I'm not an old head.
You know what I mean?
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Fuckin' power of the combover,
isn't it?
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I knew she'd be
coming back for more.
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So I seal the deal with
a little tash on.
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But now I can't get
out of this, kind of.
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I didn't want to see her
that quick.
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But if it's there.
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Listen...
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(screaming)
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(laughter)
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Charlotte was back.
I'm ecstatic.
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And we're all like,
"Aah!"
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(James)
Well, she's looking all right.
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She's done herself up--
she's had a tan.
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She's done her hair.
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Probably it's the best
I've ever seen Charlotte.
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I'm so happy right now.
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We're all together as a family,
once again.
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Let's celebrate.
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(all)
Gary! Gary!
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(laughter and chatter)
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(all)
Five! Six!
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Geordie nights in are as wild
as Geordie nights out.
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(laughter and chatter)
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I'm not drinking
tonight.
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(all cheer)
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There are two noticeable
disappearances.
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It's not that
I've stopped caring.
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It's that I realized
you never cared.
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You pulled her
in the Jacuzzi,
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and I thought, "Fuckin' hell."
She was horrible."
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I'm running out of options
and it's like
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this whole banger crap now
is just like,
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"For fuck's sake,
what do you want to do?
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Should we just start over?"
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
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I don't want Gary
as a boyfriend.
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It's just a little bit
too boring
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for my wild, crazy self.
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So I've decided
I'm just gonna go the fuck out
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and just jump on Gary's cock.
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¶
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So let me get this straight,
Charlotte.
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After a week of head space,
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trying to kind of get in touch
with what you really want
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and stay away from Gary,
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you've jumped straight back
into bed with him
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after a couple of hours?
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What the fuck?
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Had Gary got a chocolate cock
that I don't know about?
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Some sort of Battenburg Bellend?
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(Gary)
That's what happens
when we're pissed.
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We're staying in,
there's no other options.
254
00:09:37,381 --> 00:09:40,648
Me and Charlotte end up fucking.
255
00:09:42,083 --> 00:09:43,750
(Charlotte squeals)
256
00:09:50,424 --> 00:09:54,193
Let's get Geordiefied--
get the glad rags on,
257
00:09:54,195 --> 00:09:58,764
get the tan on,
and let's hit the fuckin' town.
258
00:10:02,535 --> 00:10:07,472
¶
259
00:10:07,474 --> 00:10:08,439
Hi.
260
00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,174
Come on, my baby.
261
00:10:10,176 --> 00:10:12,075
Hi!
262
00:10:17,347 --> 00:10:22,217
Soon as I walk in,
there's Lucy.
263
00:10:22,219 --> 00:10:24,419
I just think she's fuckin' hot.
264
00:10:24,421 --> 00:10:28,489
I may as well not even look
for other birds tonight.
265
00:10:28,491 --> 00:10:29,923
I'll just be taking her home.
266
00:10:29,925 --> 00:10:32,926
(Holly)
Now, this girl, she wants
to split herself into three
267
00:10:32,928 --> 00:10:34,594
and just run around
after James.
268
00:10:34,596 --> 00:10:38,331
You dare mess my chances
269
00:10:38,333 --> 00:10:39,832
to get James into bed tonight,
270
00:10:39,834 --> 00:10:44,269
and I will smack a bitch up.
271
00:10:44,271 --> 00:10:46,237
(Charlotte)
What a wanker.
272
00:10:46,239 --> 00:10:48,672
So I think I'm gonna start
talking to the man
273
00:10:48,674 --> 00:10:50,173
with the pictures on his arms.
274
00:10:50,175 --> 00:10:52,808
So I go over,
I'm talking to him,
275
00:10:52,810 --> 00:10:57,245
and I tell him, "I fancy you."
276
00:10:59,715 --> 00:11:02,016
And he just keeps on talking
about Holly.
277
00:11:02,018 --> 00:11:05,386
Charlotte is that thick,
she can't chat lads worth none.
278
00:11:05,388 --> 00:11:06,787
However, imagine
her chatting blind.
279
00:11:06,789 --> 00:11:11,191
Charlotte says, "Holly won't
stop talking about you."
280
00:11:11,193 --> 00:11:15,395
¶
281
00:11:18,499 --> 00:11:23,636
And then rest of the night's
a little bit of a blur.
282
00:11:23,638 --> 00:11:26,105
The man went with Holly.
283
00:11:26,107 --> 00:11:28,841
So now, I've got
no other option
284
00:11:28,843 --> 00:11:32,010
than to go with that one guy.
285
00:11:34,646 --> 00:11:36,580
(Gary)
Charlotte looks at dickhead,
right?
286
00:11:36,582 --> 00:11:39,783
Last I seen her, she was just
chilling with another guy.
287
00:11:39,785 --> 00:11:42,185
¶ Hey, hey
288
00:11:42,187 --> 00:11:45,421
¶
289
00:11:46,589 --> 00:11:47,388
(whimpers)
290
00:11:47,390 --> 00:11:52,059
(Holly)
So finally, James has found
somebody that he actually likes.
291
00:11:52,061 --> 00:11:54,428
And I'm thinking I need
to show him what he's missing.
292
00:11:54,430 --> 00:11:58,532
Now, me and James both share
the same room.
293
00:11:58,534 --> 00:12:00,033
How's this gonna work?
294
00:12:00,035 --> 00:12:01,134
(laughing)
295
00:12:01,136 --> 00:12:03,269
(plate shatters)
296
00:12:03,271 --> 00:12:05,471
Whoa, Holly, shh.
297
00:12:07,607 --> 00:12:08,673
(singing incoherently)
298
00:12:08,675 --> 00:12:10,341
(Gary)
We come back.
Like, I'm with Charlotte.
299
00:12:10,343 --> 00:12:12,142
I would like to bang her
away from everyone else.
300
00:12:12,144 --> 00:12:14,344
Holly's got a lad,
for the first time ever.
301
00:12:14,346 --> 00:12:15,712
Jim's got that bird,
but, again,
302
00:12:15,714 --> 00:12:19,148
why the fuck is Ricci and Vicky
in there in the fuckard?
303
00:12:19,150 --> 00:12:21,517
To me, that's selfish.
They shouldn't even be in there.
304
00:12:21,519 --> 00:12:25,487
It's called the fuckard
for a fuckin' reason.
305
00:12:25,489 --> 00:12:26,454
She's not gonna bang.
306
00:12:26,456 --> 00:12:28,289
What's the fuckin' point
in her being there?
307
00:12:28,291 --> 00:12:30,291
Charlotte, Charlotte,
Charlotte.
308
00:12:30,293 --> 00:12:32,126
Charlotte was fuckin'
all overs me.
309
00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:33,260
I thought, "Wait a second.
310
00:12:33,262 --> 00:12:35,595
Pretty much every room in
that house has been banged in."
311
00:12:35,597 --> 00:12:39,198
I mean, hot tub, fuck hut,
our room,
312
00:12:39,200 --> 00:12:40,232
fuckin' James's room.
313
00:12:40,234 --> 00:12:43,835
Everyone's banged somewhere,
apart from the shower.
314
00:12:43,837 --> 00:12:46,704
Where else is left?
315
00:12:46,706 --> 00:12:50,307
(James)
I'm pissed off that Vicky
and Ricci are in the fuckard,
316
00:12:50,309 --> 00:12:52,108
so I'm forced to go up
in the bedroom,
317
00:12:52,110 --> 00:12:53,476
which I'm sharing with Holly,
318
00:12:53,478 --> 00:12:55,344
and she's got a bloke
for the night.
319
00:12:55,346 --> 00:12:58,647
Oh, you've got a fuckin'
sparkly dress on.
320
00:12:58,649 --> 00:13:00,115
So what?
It's sharp.
321
00:13:00,117 --> 00:13:02,117
You're gonna have
to take it off.
322
00:13:03,552 --> 00:13:05,252
(giggling)
323
00:13:05,254 --> 00:13:06,286
(kissing)
324
00:13:06,288 --> 00:13:07,620
So I'm bangin' away on me bird.
325
00:13:07,622 --> 00:13:09,321
(laughing)
Oh, fuck.
(Holly laughing)
326
00:13:09,323 --> 00:13:13,058
Fuckin' Holly comes in with her
lad, straight into my bed.
327
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,793
Thanks, mate.
What?!
328
00:13:14,795 --> 00:13:16,161
This could be
a bit awkward-like.
329
00:13:16,163 --> 00:13:19,063
Right, now, how fuckin'
dirty the house is!
330
00:13:19,065 --> 00:13:20,330
I'm so sorry.
331
00:13:20,332 --> 00:13:21,431
He's gonna shag in that bed.
332
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:22,598
I'm gonna shag
in this bed.
333
00:13:22,600 --> 00:13:24,733
And we're just gonna fuckin'
ignore each other
334
00:13:24,735 --> 00:13:25,600
and get on with it.
335
00:13:25,602 --> 00:13:27,868
Then Holly and her lad start.
336
00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:29,636
And then Holly
just starts making
337
00:13:29,638 --> 00:13:33,006
these absolute
horrendous noises.
338
00:13:33,008 --> 00:13:35,108
Probably like fake orgasms.
339
00:13:35,110 --> 00:13:35,808
(Holly)
Uhh!
340
00:13:35,810 --> 00:13:38,443
What are you doing, Holly?
You sound ridiculous.
341
00:13:38,445 --> 00:13:41,212
(Holly whimpering and gasping)
342
00:13:41,214 --> 00:13:42,446
She's screaming,
and I looked over,
343
00:13:42,448 --> 00:13:44,514
and he wasn't even
doing nothing to her.
344
00:13:44,516 --> 00:13:46,582
(Holly shrieking)
345
00:13:46,584 --> 00:13:48,450
Me and Aaron were going
for gold.
346
00:13:48,452 --> 00:13:51,753
Doesn't seem to be much noise
coming from James's bed.
347
00:13:51,755 --> 00:13:52,720
Is he as good as he says?
348
00:13:52,722 --> 00:13:55,789
(James)
I think she's obviously
doing this to try and impress me
349
00:13:55,791 --> 00:13:57,624
when, really, it's fuckin'
putting us off her.
350
00:13:57,626 --> 00:13:58,858
(James)
Holly, right?
351
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,059
Stop, James!
Right, right.
352
00:14:00,061 --> 00:14:02,428
The time is right
to try and keep the noise
353
00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:03,562
in a little bit,
will you?
354
00:14:03,564 --> 00:14:04,496
That's what we're doing.
355
00:14:04,498 --> 00:14:06,664
I'm starting to get
a fuckin' headache.
356
00:14:06,666 --> 00:14:07,564
Just keep it quiet.
357
00:14:07,566 --> 00:14:09,098
Aaron's
keeping quiet.
358
00:14:09,100 --> 00:14:10,332
You're being very noisy.
359
00:14:10,334 --> 00:14:13,802
(laughing)
Funnys, brah.
360
00:14:13,804 --> 00:14:17,205
¶
361
00:14:38,093 --> 00:14:39,626
So I see Lucy off.
362
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:40,827
Aye, I'll see her again,
363
00:14:40,829 --> 00:14:42,195
just hopefully
not so soon.
364
00:14:42,197 --> 00:14:45,598
And hopefully not in the same
room as fuckin' Holly.
365
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,332
Hey, uh...
366
00:14:46,334 --> 00:14:47,566
I was having
a really good night,
367
00:14:47,568 --> 00:14:49,568
and then Holly just comes in
and spoils it all
368
00:14:49,570 --> 00:14:50,468
by trying to impress us.
369
00:14:50,470 --> 00:14:52,736
Really should have done
the absolute opposite.
370
00:14:52,738 --> 00:14:54,871
Me and Aaron
were both shagging.
371
00:14:54,873 --> 00:14:58,341
Apparently, and far too loud
for James's ears.
372
00:14:58,343 --> 00:15:02,244
James, you don't have
to pretend you don't want it.
373
00:15:02,246 --> 00:15:05,280
You don't have to pretend
anymore.
374
00:15:14,189 --> 00:15:17,991
I need to tell Dan that
I've got feelings for him.
375
00:15:17,993 --> 00:15:20,793
And I can't have
any contact with him anymore
376
00:15:20,795 --> 00:15:24,429
until I get me head round
what's going on.
377
00:15:38,377 --> 00:15:40,511
What's happening right now
is, you know,
378
00:15:40,513 --> 00:15:45,115
when you were at school and you
used to play the triangle.
379
00:15:45,117 --> 00:15:45,849
That's Vicky.
380
00:15:45,851 --> 00:15:48,718
She's enjoying playing
the triangle.
381
00:15:48,720 --> 00:15:49,618
She's at the top.
382
00:15:49,620 --> 00:15:52,220
Then you've got Dan and Ricci
at the bottom.
383
00:15:52,222 --> 00:15:53,654
She doesn't know
which one to touch.
384
00:15:53,656 --> 00:15:55,722
Does she want to play that
side of the triangle?
385
00:15:55,724 --> 00:15:59,392
Ooh! She might want to play
that side of the triangle.
386
00:15:59,394 --> 00:16:00,159
She doesn't know.
387
00:16:00,161 --> 00:16:03,295
She's just enjoying
playing it right now.
388
00:16:08,000 --> 00:16:08,766
(line ringing)
389
00:16:08,768 --> 00:16:11,135
Hello?
Hi, babes.
Where are you?
390
00:16:11,137 --> 00:16:12,703
On the train.
Are you?
391
00:16:12,705 --> 00:16:14,304
Yes!
Ah, yeah.
392
00:16:14,306 --> 00:16:15,204
I'm so excited.
393
00:16:15,206 --> 00:16:16,605
I'm really excited.
394
00:16:16,607 --> 00:16:18,140
Joel's gonna come today.
395
00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:19,341
He didn't come
on me birthday.
396
00:16:19,343 --> 00:16:21,409
All I've wanted to do
was see me boyfriend.
397
00:16:21,411 --> 00:16:24,311
How long will you be?
You'll be not long?
398
00:16:24,313 --> 00:16:25,445
Um... yeah.
399
00:16:25,447 --> 00:16:28,047
I think I'm gonna
meet you in the club, babe.
400
00:16:28,049 --> 00:16:30,015
Oh, yeah.
Joel...
401
00:16:30,017 --> 00:16:30,482
Ooh. Oh.
402
00:16:30,484 --> 00:16:32,050
I've got butterflies already.
403
00:16:32,052 --> 00:16:34,352
I'm like, I can't wait.
404
00:16:34,354 --> 00:16:36,687
Fantastic.
405
00:16:37,789 --> 00:16:41,525
Yeah, he said he wouldn't
get here till half 10, though.
406
00:16:41,527 --> 00:16:45,095
But if he's on the train
at 5, 6, 7, 8.
407
00:16:45,097 --> 00:16:47,397
9...
408
00:16:54,438 --> 00:16:55,137
I don't know.
409
00:16:55,139 --> 00:16:56,438
I don't want to feel like
I'm finishing things.
410
00:16:56,440 --> 00:16:59,507
I just want to--
just want to know that, like...
411
00:16:59,509 --> 00:17:00,674
like it can't
go on this way,
412
00:17:00,676 --> 00:17:03,309
'cause I feel too guilty
and too upset.
413
00:17:03,311 --> 00:17:05,744
Ricci's got my best interests
at heart-- I know he has.
414
00:17:05,746 --> 00:17:08,680
Admit it-- he must feel
like he's sharing us,
415
00:17:08,682 --> 00:17:10,748
or like we can't
really do anything.
416
00:17:10,750 --> 00:17:12,950
There's only so long a lad can
fuckin' call you,
417
00:17:12,952 --> 00:17:13,951
for God's sake.
418
00:17:13,953 --> 00:17:17,721
(phone ringing)
419
00:17:20,357 --> 00:17:21,290
Hello?
420
00:17:21,292 --> 00:17:22,758
Babe,
I missed the train.
421
00:17:22,760 --> 00:17:23,492
What?
422
00:17:23,494 --> 00:17:24,526
I missed the train.
423
00:17:24,528 --> 00:17:25,460
Where the hell are you?
424
00:17:25,462 --> 00:17:27,495
You were on the train
when I rung you before.
425
00:17:27,497 --> 00:17:29,497
I was on a train
going to Euston.
426
00:17:29,499 --> 00:17:31,499
I'm at
Euston Station now.
427
00:17:31,501 --> 00:17:32,166
Uhh!
428
00:17:32,168 --> 00:17:35,302
'Cause I missed the bus,
three minutes.
429
00:17:35,304 --> 00:17:36,169
Are you lying?
430
00:17:36,171 --> 00:17:37,837
No, I'm sitting
in Euston Station,
431
00:17:37,839 --> 00:17:38,604
(indistinct)
432
00:17:38,606 --> 00:17:40,639
so you can hear like
all the announcements.
433
00:17:40,641 --> 00:17:43,108
So... well,
where were you before
434
00:17:43,110 --> 00:17:44,375
when I spoke to you?
435
00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:44,875
What?
436
00:17:44,877 --> 00:17:46,810
Where were you before
when I spoke to you?
437
00:17:46,812 --> 00:17:48,745
You know-- you know
where I live here.
438
00:17:48,747 --> 00:17:50,680
Like at the tube to--
to, like,
439
00:17:50,682 --> 00:17:53,549
catch across the Euston,
on the map it, like--
440
00:17:53,551 --> 00:17:55,050
on the tube.
441
00:17:55,052 --> 00:17:56,384
But you can't talk
when you're on the tube?
442
00:17:56,386 --> 00:17:59,053
Yeah, at the time,
I was outside at the beginning.
443
00:17:59,055 --> 00:18:00,120
What the fuck are you doing?
444
00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:02,188
You're playing
with me mind here.
445
00:18:02,190 --> 00:18:04,256
I'm not used to these
mind games.
446
00:18:04,258 --> 00:18:06,124
You're coming,
you're not coming.
447
00:18:06,126 --> 00:18:07,125
Don't you want to come?
448
00:18:07,127 --> 00:18:10,194
What is so bad with me
that you don't wanna see us?
449
00:18:10,196 --> 00:18:13,063
He has no reason,
no explanation
450
00:18:13,065 --> 00:18:15,632
apart from,
"I've missed me train."
451
00:18:15,634 --> 00:18:16,766
It's too late now.
452
00:18:16,768 --> 00:18:18,868
Why didn't you just wake up
at 1:00 this afternoon
453
00:18:18,870 --> 00:18:22,538
and get on the train,
Joel?
454
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:23,539
Aww...
455
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,140
Just go
to King's Cross now.
456
00:18:25,142 --> 00:18:26,808
Find out the train times.
457
00:18:26,810 --> 00:18:27,575
All right.
458
00:18:27,577 --> 00:18:29,243
Okay? And I'll ring you
back, all right?
459
00:18:29,245 --> 00:18:30,577
All right, bye.
Bye-bye.
460
00:18:30,579 --> 00:18:32,412
No, Joel, you haven't
missed your train.
461
00:18:32,414 --> 00:18:34,747
You just, you don't
want to see us.
462
00:18:34,749 --> 00:18:37,950
You don't want
to be with us.
463
00:18:44,023 --> 00:18:45,056
Not bad.
464
00:18:45,058 --> 00:18:46,457
Just tell him
the truth.
465
00:18:46,459 --> 00:18:47,791
That's it, right?
Don't lie.
466
00:18:47,793 --> 00:18:48,892
I'm not gonna lie--
truth,
467
00:18:48,894 --> 00:18:50,460
the whole truth,
nothing but the truth.
468
00:18:50,462 --> 00:18:52,161
She's going to meet Dan,
and--
469
00:18:52,163 --> 00:18:53,328
to totally finish it off,
470
00:18:53,330 --> 00:18:54,595
so me and her can be together.
471
00:18:54,597 --> 00:18:58,165
See youse.
Okay, I'll see you at 8:00.
472
00:18:59,133 --> 00:19:00,733
I didn't think I was
a pot of slag.
473
00:19:00,735 --> 00:19:01,800
I thought I was a fake one.
474
00:19:01,802 --> 00:19:06,037
You're not a slag because
you had sex with your boy.
475
00:19:06,039 --> 00:19:08,239
Why should lads get to go out,
476
00:19:08,241 --> 00:19:10,841
sleep with every
fucking girl under the sun,
477
00:19:10,843 --> 00:19:13,176
and get a fuckin' high-five
for it the next day?
478
00:19:13,178 --> 00:19:17,747
If I went round going, "I've
only slept with one person,"
479
00:19:17,749 --> 00:19:19,081
would you think better of me?
480
00:19:19,083 --> 00:19:20,549
Doesn't mean
I'm a fuckin' nasty person,
481
00:19:20,551 --> 00:19:22,317
just 'cause I've slept
with people?
482
00:19:22,319 --> 00:19:24,118
Do you know there's
women who've died,
483
00:19:24,120 --> 00:19:26,487
there's a-- this--
this lady, right,
484
00:19:26,489 --> 00:19:30,290
she flung herself
under a horse.
485
00:19:30,292 --> 00:19:32,091
She died
just for the fact
486
00:19:32,093 --> 00:19:34,993
that women would have
the same rights as men.
487
00:19:34,995 --> 00:19:36,327
We wouldn't be who we are today
488
00:19:36,329 --> 00:19:38,996
if them women didn't tie
their self under the horses.
489
00:19:38,998 --> 00:19:40,530
Who's walking around saying,
"Oh, no,
490
00:19:40,532 --> 00:19:41,564
I don't have
one-night stands"?
491
00:19:41,566 --> 00:19:44,099
That is like saying
to that woman who jumped
492
00:19:44,101 --> 00:19:45,166
underneath that horse,
493
00:19:45,168 --> 00:19:46,400
"What the fuck
did you do that for?
494
00:19:46,402 --> 00:19:48,602
We're not gonna
listen to you."
495
00:19:48,604 --> 00:19:49,669
Hey, you've reached Joel.
496
00:19:49,671 --> 00:19:51,504
I'm not here right now,
but just leave a message.
497
00:19:51,506 --> 00:19:54,039
I've gotta join
a fuckin' feminist group.
498
00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:58,076
I will, and we
will call it...
499
00:19:58,078 --> 00:20:00,178
FAST...
500
00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:01,345
FAST?
501
00:20:01,347 --> 00:20:05,682
Females Are Strong...
502
00:20:05,684 --> 00:20:07,450
True.
503
00:20:07,452 --> 00:20:10,286
So we've started our own
FAST group.
504
00:20:10,288 --> 00:20:12,321
We should have been
in the original one,
505
00:20:12,323 --> 00:20:13,155
but we weren't born.
506
00:20:13,157 --> 00:20:15,056
I think I should be
a feminist, you know.
507
00:20:15,058 --> 00:20:19,326
We're coming up to be
a lesbian, if you want to.
508
00:20:20,561 --> 00:20:21,594
Hi, Joel.
It just rings.
509
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:23,195
Please, I don't know
where the hell you are
510
00:20:23,197 --> 00:20:24,262
or what the hell
you're doing.
511
00:20:24,264 --> 00:20:26,497
But you just need to get
on a train and get here.
512
00:20:26,499 --> 00:20:27,431
I just hate the piss.
513
00:20:27,433 --> 00:20:30,233
I want you to just ring
as soon as you can-- bye.
514
00:20:30,235 --> 00:20:32,401
(Jay)
For me, Sophie,
just suck it off.
515
00:20:32,403 --> 00:20:34,202
I'd just basically
not beat around the bush,
516
00:20:34,204 --> 00:20:37,171
and just suck the thing off,
because it's not worth it.
517
00:20:37,173 --> 00:20:39,139
And, at the end of the day,
you're gonna get hurt,
518
00:20:39,141 --> 00:20:43,543
and he's probably banging birds
left, right, and center.
519
00:20:43,545 --> 00:20:47,046
Why is he hurting us like this?
520
00:20:48,081 --> 00:20:50,115
(Vicky)
I am nervous already.
521
00:20:50,117 --> 00:20:51,483
I'm dreading this conversation,
522
00:20:51,485 --> 00:20:54,652
because it's never going to be
523
00:20:54,654 --> 00:20:57,788
a positive conversation, is it?
524
00:20:58,723 --> 00:21:00,690
I'm just trying to be
calm and controlled
525
00:21:00,692 --> 00:21:04,160
and have some sort of sense
of importance
526
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:08,430
and just an air
that I have decided this,
527
00:21:08,432 --> 00:21:09,764
and I know it's right.
528
00:21:09,766 --> 00:21:10,731
Hey, babe.
529
00:21:10,733 --> 00:21:11,698
You all right?
530
00:21:11,700 --> 00:21:13,132
I'm fine.
How are you?
531
00:21:13,134 --> 00:21:14,032
I missed you.
532
00:21:14,034 --> 00:21:14,699
I missed you, too.
533
00:21:14,701 --> 00:21:16,767
I'm just praying and hoping
534
00:21:16,769 --> 00:21:18,268
with every fiber of my being
535
00:21:18,270 --> 00:21:20,536
that he sees things from
my point of view
536
00:21:20,538 --> 00:21:22,838
and understands
how hard this is for me.
537
00:21:22,840 --> 00:21:25,607
It's beyond difficult
to go from
538
00:21:25,609 --> 00:21:28,443
seeing you
every single day and...
539
00:21:28,445 --> 00:21:31,446
speaking to you
every single hour,
540
00:21:31,448 --> 00:21:34,081
to having... nothing.
I know.
541
00:21:34,083 --> 00:21:38,518
I just want to be a good person
and a good girlfriend.
542
00:21:38,520 --> 00:21:40,686
And, at the minute...
543
00:21:40,688 --> 00:21:42,821
(crying)
the guilt's just eating
away inside of us,
544
00:21:42,823 --> 00:21:44,189
and I'm not, either.
545
00:21:44,191 --> 00:21:46,758
I feel so guilty
because I'm in that house
546
00:21:46,760 --> 00:21:48,092
with Ricci all the time.
547
00:21:48,094 --> 00:21:49,827
What's he got to do
with anything?
548
00:21:49,829 --> 00:21:51,228
Tell us
what's going on.
549
00:21:51,230 --> 00:21:52,462
I don't know
what's going on.
550
00:21:52,464 --> 00:21:54,096
Other than how bad
I was feeling,
551
00:21:54,098 --> 00:21:55,363
how bad I was making him feel,
552
00:21:55,365 --> 00:21:58,566
how bad I must be
making Ricci feel,
553
00:21:58,568 --> 00:22:00,534
all of this led me to decide
554
00:22:00,536 --> 00:22:02,102
that I had to stop things
with Dan.
555
00:22:02,104 --> 00:22:06,139
I can't enjoy
spending time with you
556
00:22:06,141 --> 00:22:08,841
because when I'm with you,
557
00:22:08,843 --> 00:22:10,275
I'm the one
that's sitting here--
558
00:22:10,277 --> 00:22:12,343
So are you telling us
you're picking him over me?
559
00:22:12,345 --> 00:22:13,544
I'm not picking him
over you.
560
00:22:13,546 --> 00:22:15,045
That's what I'm saying--
oh, my God.
561
00:22:15,047 --> 00:22:16,379
That's not what I'm saying
in a million years.
562
00:22:16,381 --> 00:22:19,248
Well, that's how you're
making us feel right now, mate.
563
00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,050
Honestly, I'm,
like, I'm shocked.
564
00:22:22,052 --> 00:22:24,419
I'm dying inside
right now.
565
00:22:24,421 --> 00:22:27,255
I'm not saying that
I'm picking I'm over you.
566
00:22:27,257 --> 00:22:29,156
I would never,
ever say that.
567
00:22:29,158 --> 00:22:31,458
I'm not doing this
to be with him.
568
00:22:31,460 --> 00:22:32,292
I don't want that.
569
00:22:32,294 --> 00:22:33,960
I just think you're so much
better than this,
570
00:22:33,962 --> 00:22:39,532
and I think you're
so much stronger.
571
00:22:41,268 --> 00:22:42,501
I'm now tashing on.
572
00:22:42,503 --> 00:22:45,871
What does that say about
my willpower as a person?
573
00:22:45,873 --> 00:22:48,440
What does that say
about my character?
574
00:22:56,348 --> 00:22:59,116
I know that it's you.
575
00:22:59,550 --> 00:23:00,716
I know it's you, too.
576
00:23:00,718 --> 00:23:03,985
Dan did just fight
for me.
577
00:23:03,987 --> 00:23:05,953
That's the most romantic
and caring thing
578
00:23:05,955 --> 00:23:08,388
anyone's managed to do for me.
579
00:23:08,390 --> 00:23:09,155
Love you.
580
00:23:09,157 --> 00:23:10,723
The only possible way
581
00:23:10,725 --> 00:23:12,725
that I can bring this back
582
00:23:12,727 --> 00:23:15,694
is by staying away from Ricci.
583
00:23:20,700 --> 00:23:23,368
Saturday night,
weekend millionaires.
584
00:23:23,370 --> 00:23:24,602
We're just gonna do
what we do best.
585
00:23:24,604 --> 00:23:28,272
Get fuckin' mortal
and get tashing on.
586
00:23:28,274 --> 00:23:31,141
¶
587
00:23:43,053 --> 00:23:46,055
Becca's saying that
she's not gonna put out.
588
00:23:46,057 --> 00:23:48,323
So as long as Becca's playing
that game,
589
00:23:48,325 --> 00:23:51,393
I'm gonna be
looking elsewhere.
590
00:23:51,395 --> 00:23:54,629
¶
591
00:23:56,531 --> 00:23:59,466
Amanda, the bird
that I've been seeing,
592
00:23:59,468 --> 00:24:01,167
has just come through
the door.
593
00:24:01,169 --> 00:24:02,168
Happy to see her.
594
00:24:02,170 --> 00:24:04,270
She's got a fuckin'
pink and black dress on.
595
00:24:04,272 --> 00:24:06,205
I wouldn't wipe
the girl's ass with it.
596
00:24:06,207 --> 00:24:09,374
Whenever Jason's out,
Amanda must just get this,
597
00:24:09,376 --> 00:24:12,143
like, attraction,
like that he's there.
598
00:24:12,145 --> 00:24:14,078
She's like fuckin' flies
around shit.
599
00:24:14,080 --> 00:24:16,380
Just got her friends there.
600
00:24:16,382 --> 00:24:19,282
She's probably thinking
that she's dead clever.
601
00:24:19,284 --> 00:24:20,416
She's not.
602
00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:23,652
¶
603
00:24:26,555 --> 00:24:29,790
(Jay)
Rebecca did give her
a couple of dodgy looks,
604
00:24:29,792 --> 00:24:31,291
but what can I do?
605
00:24:31,293 --> 00:24:32,458
I'm only mates with Rebecca,
606
00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:33,792
so what does she
expect me to do,
607
00:24:33,794 --> 00:24:34,893
not to talk to another lass?
608
00:24:34,895 --> 00:24:37,395
I'm not gonna stand there
and let her stare us out,
609
00:24:37,397 --> 00:24:41,232
so I'm just gonna
stare her out back.
610
00:24:41,234 --> 00:24:43,300
(Holly)
So I've still got
my eye on James,
611
00:24:43,302 --> 00:24:45,568
and I think at the minute
he thinks he's safe.
612
00:24:45,570 --> 00:24:47,803
but he's not, 'cause I'm like
a predator,
613
00:24:47,805 --> 00:24:50,405
and I always
get what I want.
614
00:24:51,573 --> 00:24:52,573
I've found worldies.
615
00:24:52,575 --> 00:24:54,241
I'm not gonna bang you, Holly.
616
00:24:54,243 --> 00:24:57,310
(Holly)
I can climb over any barrier
you got, James.
617
00:24:57,312 --> 00:25:02,348
The only thing that's gonna
stop me is him being sober.
618
00:25:04,284 --> 00:25:05,817
Fuckin' get off
me rump, man.
619
00:25:05,819 --> 00:25:07,451
You've got
a fuckin' pizza!
620
00:25:07,453 --> 00:25:08,418
It's too hot.
(laughing)
621
00:25:08,420 --> 00:25:10,453
Me eating all this food,
that is definitely a sign
622
00:25:10,455 --> 00:25:12,888
that I am mortal-- I'll wake up
and I will regret this.
623
00:25:12,890 --> 00:25:16,658
I'll have to go to the gym
for about six hours tomorrow.
624
00:25:17,826 --> 00:25:18,492
Hello!
625
00:25:18,494 --> 00:25:21,394
I've gone into that situation
trying to do the right thing,
626
00:25:21,396 --> 00:25:26,098
and trying to stop being
such a fucking little bellend.
627
00:25:26,100 --> 00:25:27,599
I went to see him,
and, um,
628
00:25:27,601 --> 00:25:28,533
I'm not gonna lie, okay?
629
00:25:28,535 --> 00:25:30,535
I've had the idea in me head
that I was gonna tell Dan
630
00:25:30,537 --> 00:25:34,171
I could-- that
I couldn't see him anymore.
631
00:25:34,173 --> 00:25:35,105
Mm-hmm.
632
00:25:35,107 --> 00:25:36,439
I told him that, uh,
633
00:25:36,441 --> 00:25:38,374
spending all
of me time with you,
634
00:25:38,376 --> 00:25:41,477
which I think is quite
fair to say, isn't it?
635
00:25:41,479 --> 00:25:42,344
Yeah, it is.
636
00:25:42,346 --> 00:25:43,478
And it's killing us.
637
00:25:43,480 --> 00:25:44,846
And I've never, ever once
638
00:25:44,848 --> 00:25:46,314
worried about me self
in all of this.
639
00:25:46,316 --> 00:25:49,350
I've only ever focused on
how I could possibly hurt Dan.
640
00:25:49,352 --> 00:25:51,785
I am being a bellend.
641
00:25:51,787 --> 00:25:53,353
I mean, he just said...
642
00:25:53,355 --> 00:25:56,656
he said I need to
grow up and be strong
643
00:25:56,658 --> 00:25:59,291
and realize that...
I can't throw away--
644
00:25:59,293 --> 00:26:00,558
Isn't it all grown up
and being strong
645
00:26:00,560 --> 00:26:03,093
you telling the truth
about how you feel?
646
00:26:03,095 --> 00:26:05,028
He didn't--
So it's just like--
647
00:26:05,030 --> 00:26:06,095
It's like
he's in denial about--
648
00:26:06,097 --> 00:26:07,463
He just doesn't want you
to finish everything.
649
00:26:07,465 --> 00:26:09,498
What doesn't he accept
about wanting to be finished?
650
00:26:09,500 --> 00:26:12,234
I mean, the girl's telling you
she doesn't want to be with him.
651
00:26:12,236 --> 00:26:13,702
And, like,
she's getting with me.
652
00:26:13,704 --> 00:26:17,072
I mean, what's he
grasping on to?
653
00:26:23,245 --> 00:26:28,115
I'm only human-- I want what
every single lad wants.
654
00:26:28,117 --> 00:26:29,349
He want to follow us round
655
00:26:29,351 --> 00:26:31,284
and dry hump me leg.
656
00:26:31,286 --> 00:26:32,418
No, no.
Come here.
657
00:26:32,420 --> 00:26:33,719
Will you make me happy?
No, stop it.
658
00:26:33,721 --> 00:26:35,320
Get off me.
But will you make me happy?
659
00:26:35,322 --> 00:26:37,722
She's having none of this,
just like, "What are you doing?"
660
00:26:37,724 --> 00:26:41,158
It's a fuckin' waste
of fuckin' time.
Ricci...
661
00:26:41,160 --> 00:26:42,259
Fuck this mother...
662
00:26:42,261 --> 00:26:44,527
Ricci...
Fuck me.
I'm fuckin' me.
663
00:26:44,529 --> 00:26:47,162
Fuck it.
I'm heres. Fuck it.
664
00:26:47,164 --> 00:26:48,730
Every lad needs sex.
665
00:26:48,732 --> 00:26:51,065
I've been waiting for her
for ages.
666
00:26:51,067 --> 00:26:52,299
Me balls are killin'.
667
00:26:52,301 --> 00:26:55,302
I just need sexy time.
668
00:26:58,172 --> 00:26:59,105
(Holly)
Hey.
669
00:26:59,107 --> 00:27:01,107
What?
You awake?
670
00:27:01,109 --> 00:27:02,141
No, I'm asleep.
671
00:27:02,143 --> 00:27:05,410
There's no way I'm gonna
go to sleep right now.
672
00:27:05,412 --> 00:27:07,845
I'm gonna try it on with James.
673
00:27:07,847 --> 00:27:10,147
Wrap myself
in my duvet.
674
00:27:10,149 --> 00:27:12,616
Crawl near James's bed.
675
00:27:14,218 --> 00:27:16,385
(indistinct whispering)
676
00:27:16,387 --> 00:27:19,688
Stage one,
I've got in the other bed.
677
00:27:19,690 --> 00:27:22,691
Stage two...
Operation Tent.
678
00:27:22,693 --> 00:27:24,459
(James)
She's not looking
for baby wipes at all.
679
00:27:24,461 --> 00:27:26,694
She's looking for cock,
preferably my cock.
680
00:27:26,696 --> 00:27:30,097
(Holly)
I pull myself under the duvet.
681
00:27:30,099 --> 00:27:32,332
Stage two completed.
682
00:27:32,334 --> 00:27:35,702
Stage three,
the tickle stage.
683
00:27:35,704 --> 00:27:36,769
Stop it, Holly...
684
00:27:36,771 --> 00:27:38,403
You get him hornier.
685
00:27:38,405 --> 00:27:39,570
Stop it, Holly.
686
00:27:39,572 --> 00:27:40,537
And hornier...
687
00:27:40,539 --> 00:27:41,604
Stop it, Holly.
688
00:27:41,606 --> 00:27:42,705
Go away, Holly.
689
00:27:42,707 --> 00:27:44,006
(whispering)
Shut up.
690
00:27:44,008 --> 00:27:44,606
Get off us.
691
00:27:44,608 --> 00:27:46,708
(James)
She has a little play
with the tent pole.
692
00:27:46,710 --> 00:27:49,110
The tent pole extends.
693
00:27:49,644 --> 00:27:52,479
There's only so much it can take
before giving in
694
00:27:52,481 --> 00:27:54,247
when you're absolutely mortal.
695
00:27:54,249 --> 00:27:55,448
We start spoonin'.
696
00:27:55,450 --> 00:27:58,717
And spoonin' always leads
to fuckin'.
697
00:27:58,719 --> 00:28:03,988
(Holly gasping)
698
00:28:06,424 --> 00:28:09,659
¶
699
00:28:11,728 --> 00:28:14,629
Holly's finally out of me bed.
She's probably over the moon.
700
00:28:14,631 --> 00:28:17,698
She's wanted this since
day fuckin' one.
701
00:28:17,700 --> 00:28:20,567
So we go at it for a bit,
and as I'm going,
702
00:28:20,569 --> 00:28:22,535
I think the alcohol's
starting to wear off,
703
00:28:22,537 --> 00:28:25,371
and I'm looking down,
and I'm thinking...
704
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:28,606
(Holly)
What?
705
00:28:28,608 --> 00:28:30,975
What the fuck am I doing here?
706
00:28:30,977 --> 00:28:33,043
This is not me at all.
707
00:28:33,045 --> 00:28:36,413
(Holly giggling)
708
00:28:39,150 --> 00:28:42,418
You always want
what you can't have.
709
00:28:42,420 --> 00:28:44,186
And when you get it,
710
00:28:44,188 --> 00:28:46,755
it's not always what
you expected.
711
00:28:46,757 --> 00:28:49,057
(both snickering)
712
00:28:49,059 --> 00:28:50,992
The only thing it can be
713
00:28:50,994 --> 00:28:52,560
is James banging Holly.
714
00:28:52,562 --> 00:28:55,429
(laughing)
Oh... oh, fuck.
715
00:28:55,431 --> 00:28:57,097
(both laughing)
716
00:28:57,099 --> 00:28:59,632
This surely-- it cannot happen.
717
00:28:59,634 --> 00:29:00,599
Shh, shh.
718
00:29:00,601 --> 00:29:01,499
Holly has grafted.
719
00:29:01,501 --> 00:29:04,368
She's put in more ground work
than Alan Titchmarsh
720
00:29:04,370 --> 00:29:06,303
in this situation.
721
00:29:06,305 --> 00:29:09,005
She has worked at James
and worked at James
722
00:29:09,007 --> 00:29:11,741
and waited for a moment
to pounce, and...
723
00:29:11,743 --> 00:29:13,876
she's finally got her man.
724
00:29:15,778 --> 00:29:21,048
James comes fuckin' running in
as if he's seen a fuckin' ghost.
725
00:29:24,018 --> 00:29:26,419
I didn't even want to admit it.
I was like,
726
00:29:26,421 --> 00:29:29,889
"Uh... um...
no... no."
727
00:29:34,361 --> 00:29:35,994
(Holly)
I always get what I want.
728
00:29:35,996 --> 00:29:39,130
And whether it was what
I expected or not,
729
00:29:39,132 --> 00:29:41,665
at least
I completed my mission.
730
00:29:41,667 --> 00:29:44,334
(groaning)
731
00:29:47,404 --> 00:29:50,639
¶
732
00:29:55,077 --> 00:29:57,011
(sighs)
733
00:29:57,379 --> 00:29:59,146
(James)
So I wake up.
734
00:29:59,148 --> 00:30:00,413
I've hardly fuckin' slept.
735
00:30:00,415 --> 00:30:01,414
I've been having nightmares
736
00:30:01,416 --> 00:30:04,150
that I've fuckin' banged Holly,
haven't I?
737
00:30:04,152 --> 00:30:06,452
Then I realize
it fuckin' happened.
738
00:30:06,454 --> 00:30:08,654
I actually did bang Holly.
739
00:30:08,656 --> 00:30:10,656
Holly, dear, get up.
No.
740
00:30:10,658 --> 00:30:12,224
(Charlotte)
I wake up...
741
00:30:12,226 --> 00:30:16,928
and Holly sits up, and she's
looking really serious.
742
00:30:21,066 --> 00:30:22,933
(gasps)
743
00:30:24,568 --> 00:30:26,068
What?
744
00:30:26,070 --> 00:30:28,503
She finally made a move
745
00:30:28,505 --> 00:30:29,770
and bounced all over his cock?
746
00:30:29,772 --> 00:30:32,172
(Gary)
I can't believe it actually
has happened.
747
00:30:32,174 --> 00:30:33,473
I never, ever in a million years
748
00:30:33,475 --> 00:30:36,108
thought that Holly and James
would bang, ever.
749
00:30:36,110 --> 00:30:38,076
Is this a joke?
Swear on me life.
750
00:30:38,078 --> 00:30:40,745
Whoa, whoa, what's happened?
What's happened?
751
00:30:41,313 --> 00:30:45,683
And I literally pinch myself.
"Is this a dream?"
752
00:30:49,487 --> 00:30:50,587
(makes gagging noise)
753
00:30:50,589 --> 00:30:52,789
(Rebecca)
Jaws dropped to the floor.
754
00:30:52,791 --> 00:30:55,057
We should be lucky that he's
had sex with Holly,
755
00:30:55,059 --> 00:30:57,793
'cause he hasn't done much
pulling anyway.
756
00:30:57,795 --> 00:31:01,096
James and Holly have reunited.
757
00:31:01,098 --> 00:31:03,131
They've let-- they got
forces together.
758
00:31:03,133 --> 00:31:08,236
And they've shared
a night of passion together.
759
00:31:08,238 --> 00:31:10,304
I think, if I was drunk again,
760
00:31:10,306 --> 00:31:13,073
I'd have sex with him again.
761
00:31:14,642 --> 00:31:15,808
(seagull calling)
762
00:31:15,810 --> 00:31:18,944
(Jay)
Chips, curry sauce.
763
00:31:18,946 --> 00:31:19,678
On the seaside.
764
00:31:19,680 --> 00:31:21,780
What more does she want?
765
00:31:21,782 --> 00:31:25,550
Now I need to know
where I stand.
766
00:31:25,552 --> 00:31:26,517
Perfect date.
767
00:31:26,519 --> 00:31:28,519
Are you
enjoying yourself?
Oh, is it good?
768
00:31:28,521 --> 00:31:29,653
Oh, yeah.
All right.
769
00:31:29,655 --> 00:31:32,255
Until he goes and fucks it up.
770
00:31:32,257 --> 00:31:33,456
Are you gonna
put out, though?
771
00:31:33,458 --> 00:31:35,090
(mouth full)
Fuck, no.
772
00:31:35,092 --> 00:31:36,458
Are you gonna bang?
773
00:31:36,460 --> 00:31:38,460
Not having sex in the house.
No way am I.
774
00:31:38,462 --> 00:31:40,995
Huh?
I'm not gonna have sex
in the house.
775
00:31:40,997 --> 00:31:41,529
Why?
776
00:31:41,531 --> 00:31:44,365
Think he's feeling a bit
sexually frustrated.
777
00:31:44,367 --> 00:31:46,834
And he needs
to take it out on me.
778
00:31:46,836 --> 00:31:48,435
And it's not happening.
779
00:31:48,437 --> 00:31:49,469
If I sleep with you,
780
00:31:49,471 --> 00:31:50,703
and you go out
and bring a lass back,
781
00:31:50,705 --> 00:31:53,305
you'll not want me
to react to it, and I will.
782
00:31:53,307 --> 00:31:55,507
And I will get pissed off,
and I will say,
783
00:31:55,509 --> 00:31:56,474
"What are you doing, Jay?"
784
00:31:56,476 --> 00:31:58,576
Fuck me-- I'm going down
the same route
785
00:31:58,578 --> 00:31:59,710
as what I did with Vicky.
786
00:31:59,712 --> 00:32:01,878
I need to set this off,
part it off,
787
00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,646
and just be mates
would be better.
788
00:32:03,648 --> 00:32:05,080
What?
You're pissed off.
789
00:32:05,082 --> 00:32:06,147
No, I'm not.
790
00:32:06,149 --> 00:32:07,681
You look angry.
Eh?
791
00:32:07,683 --> 00:32:08,448
You look angry.
792
00:32:08,450 --> 00:32:10,783
Eventually, Jason's twig
and berries
793
00:32:10,785 --> 00:32:13,852
are gonna...
are gonna be so big,
794
00:32:13,854 --> 00:32:15,486
they're gonna just
burst all over.
795
00:32:15,488 --> 00:32:16,920
(Jay)
And my chances of banging her
796
00:32:16,922 --> 00:32:19,656
are probably
just the same chances
797
00:32:19,658 --> 00:32:21,090
as Ricci banging Vicky.
798
00:32:21,092 --> 00:32:22,224
It's just not gonna happen.
799
00:32:22,226 --> 00:32:29,464
But his twig and berries aren't
gonna be bursting all over me.
800
00:32:29,466 --> 00:32:30,164
Ow.
801
00:32:30,166 --> 00:32:32,199
(phone line ringing)
802
00:32:32,201 --> 00:32:33,466
(woman)
Hello.
803
00:32:33,468 --> 00:32:34,533
Hi, Mum.
Hello.
804
00:32:34,535 --> 00:32:35,734
Today's Mum's birthday.
805
00:32:35,736 --> 00:32:36,901
She means the world to us.
806
00:32:36,903 --> 00:32:38,102
What time you coming?
807
00:32:38,104 --> 00:32:39,837
Uh, I'm not too sure
the time what we're coming,
808
00:32:39,839 --> 00:32:41,605
but I'll give you a ring
and let you know.
809
00:32:41,607 --> 00:32:42,806
Okay.
I'll see you then, Mum.
810
00:32:42,808 --> 00:32:43,907
Bye. Bye.
I love you, Mum.
811
00:32:43,909 --> 00:32:46,109
I think, "Right, perfect day.
Take Vicks along.
812
00:32:46,111 --> 00:32:47,243
See if they like each other."
813
00:32:47,245 --> 00:32:49,578
But I'm gonna take Gaz,
Charlotte along as well.
814
00:32:49,580 --> 00:32:52,314
Will she mind all of us
tripping all over ourselves?
815
00:32:52,316 --> 00:32:53,548
I think
she'll love it.
816
00:32:53,550 --> 00:32:54,682
Will there be drink?
817
00:32:54,684 --> 00:32:57,117
I would say
let's drink over.
818
00:32:57,119 --> 00:32:58,418
Get one.
819
00:32:58,420 --> 00:33:01,254
¶
820
00:33:05,759 --> 00:33:07,126
(Gary)
I'm buzzing, me.
821
00:33:07,128 --> 00:33:08,427
Nice to see
your mum again.
822
00:33:08,429 --> 00:33:09,594
Good woman.
It's her birthday.
823
00:33:09,596 --> 00:33:11,262
I'd rather be doing this
than anything.
824
00:33:11,264 --> 00:33:12,529
Thanks for
inviting us, Ricci.
825
00:33:12,531 --> 00:33:13,696
No worries, man.
Thanks, Ricci.
826
00:33:13,698 --> 00:33:14,630
Thank you,
Ricci.
827
00:33:14,632 --> 00:33:18,100
It's a lovely day out.
Get smashed.
828
00:33:22,839 --> 00:33:25,473
(Vicky)
We go to Ricci's
mum and dad's house,
829
00:33:25,475 --> 00:33:27,074
and it's lovely.
830
00:33:27,076 --> 00:33:28,575
Vicky, you've
met my mum before.
831
00:33:28,577 --> 00:33:30,276
Right.
Vicky... thank you.
832
00:33:30,278 --> 00:33:31,810
They're really nice people.
833
00:33:31,812 --> 00:33:33,611
They're so warm
and inviting.
834
00:33:33,613 --> 00:33:35,112
This is little daffy.
835
00:33:35,114 --> 00:33:36,246
Hi, Christine!
836
00:33:36,248 --> 00:33:37,213
(laughing)
How are you?
837
00:33:37,215 --> 00:33:38,380
How've you been?
Yeah.
838
00:33:38,382 --> 00:33:41,216
Little bit scared about
how it's gonna go
839
00:33:41,218 --> 00:33:42,483
with my mum and Vicky,
840
00:33:42,485 --> 00:33:44,351
'cause I know my mum's like--
841
00:33:44,353 --> 00:33:45,585
she's-- she speaks her mind.
842
00:33:45,587 --> 00:33:48,454
If she likes you,
well, she'll say.
843
00:33:50,356 --> 00:33:52,623
You've got Sky in your room.
844
00:33:52,625 --> 00:33:54,291
Have you not?
Have you not?
845
00:33:54,293 --> 00:33:56,660
I don't know.
I've got Freeview.
846
00:33:56,662 --> 00:33:57,827
That's still
pretty crucial.
847
00:33:57,829 --> 00:33:58,794
It's not.
All right.
848
00:33:58,796 --> 00:34:00,328
(Vicky)
When I'm getting
a tour of the house,
849
00:34:00,330 --> 00:34:03,731
I work out that I'm gonna be
staying in Ricci's bed with him.
850
00:34:03,733 --> 00:34:08,302
And starting to feel
guilty again.
851
00:34:08,304 --> 00:34:09,569
(whispering)
Do you think, like,
852
00:34:09,571 --> 00:34:10,836
I don't know,
it's weird to think
853
00:34:10,838 --> 00:34:13,371
she's met the parents,
like, already.
854
00:34:13,373 --> 00:34:15,773
I think they've known
each other, what, two weeks?
855
00:34:15,775 --> 00:34:18,075
I think their relationship
is moving
856
00:34:18,077 --> 00:34:19,242
literally at the speed of light.
857
00:34:19,244 --> 00:34:21,544
They'll be seeing each other
married by next week.
858
00:34:21,546 --> 00:34:23,712
She didn't finish
with Dan.
859
00:34:23,714 --> 00:34:25,580
I know, she's still
got a boyfriend.
860
00:34:25,582 --> 00:34:28,649
(laughing)
She's meeting
the parents.
861
00:34:28,651 --> 00:34:30,517
That's a bit risky.
862
00:34:30,519 --> 00:34:33,119
It's all hunky dory
and nice for the minute,
863
00:34:33,121 --> 00:34:34,620
but Vicky's very, very glad.
864
00:34:34,622 --> 00:34:36,722
She knows exactly
what she's doing.
865
00:34:36,724 --> 00:34:38,724
She's like-- I think Vicky's
a girl version of me.
866
00:34:38,726 --> 00:34:41,460
End of the day, she's fuckin'
cheating on her boyfriend.
867
00:34:41,462 --> 00:34:42,861
She should be like...
traumatized.
868
00:34:42,863 --> 00:34:44,495
It is bad crap
what she's doing.
869
00:34:44,497 --> 00:34:46,430
I'm just waiting
for something to go wrong,
870
00:34:46,432 --> 00:34:49,399
'cause I think it
definitely will.
871
00:34:49,401 --> 00:34:51,000
We know.
872
00:34:51,735 --> 00:34:53,435
(laughter and chatter)
873
00:34:53,437 --> 00:34:56,438
So we all sat round
having a lovely meal.
874
00:34:56,440 --> 00:34:59,808
Got some Chinese,
got some Indian.
875
00:34:59,810 --> 00:35:02,443
(overlapping chatter)
876
00:35:02,445 --> 00:35:04,311
Thank you!
877
00:35:04,313 --> 00:35:05,145
You're welcome.
878
00:35:05,147 --> 00:35:07,313
They were sitting,
kissing and cuddling
879
00:35:07,315 --> 00:35:09,148
at the table.
880
00:35:09,150 --> 00:35:11,550
To me, it's just a whole
fuckin' mess.
881
00:35:11,552 --> 00:35:14,219
(Dad)
So, Ricci, how's
your relationship
882
00:35:14,221 --> 00:35:15,987
going in the house?
883
00:35:15,989 --> 00:35:16,821
(laughter)
884
00:35:16,823 --> 00:35:17,988
The relationship?
885
00:35:17,990 --> 00:35:20,056
Yeah, because,
from what I can see,
886
00:35:20,058 --> 00:35:21,757
I think I would
accept you
887
00:35:21,759 --> 00:35:23,492
as a--
a daughter-in-law.
888
00:35:23,494 --> 00:35:25,660
Ooh...
Ooh, right.
889
00:35:25,662 --> 00:35:28,429
Now, um, you've got
a boyfriend, haven't you?
890
00:35:28,431 --> 00:35:30,164
No.
No, no, no.
891
00:35:30,166 --> 00:35:32,699
The biggest spotlight
has just been put on us,
892
00:35:32,701 --> 00:35:35,635
and I'm in the most awkward
position possible.
893
00:35:35,637 --> 00:35:36,502
Not now.
894
00:35:36,504 --> 00:35:38,136
Have you not?
All right.
895
00:35:38,138 --> 00:35:39,070
(Dad)
All right.
896
00:35:39,072 --> 00:35:40,037
(Vicky)
I feel sick.
897
00:35:40,039 --> 00:35:42,105
Me hands are shaking
and me voice is shaking.
898
00:35:42,107 --> 00:35:46,676
And I just can't sit here
and discuss Dan with them.
899
00:35:46,678 --> 00:35:47,677
Oh, but that's just--
900
00:35:47,679 --> 00:35:49,512
(silverware clatters)
Sorry.
901
00:35:49,514 --> 00:35:51,447
Sorry.
What have you dropped?
902
00:35:51,449 --> 00:35:52,147
Just a fork.
903
00:35:52,149 --> 00:35:54,182
I'm just thinking, "Shit...
904
00:35:54,184 --> 00:35:55,850
Still got a boyfriend?"
905
00:35:55,852 --> 00:35:58,219
Vicky's told
Ricci's mum and dad
906
00:35:58,221 --> 00:36:00,254
that she's not with Dan
anymore.
907
00:36:00,256 --> 00:36:01,555
This is a lie.
908
00:36:01,557 --> 00:36:03,590
But I'm not gonna
say anything.
909
00:36:03,592 --> 00:36:04,591
(Dad)
And, Gaz...
910
00:36:04,593 --> 00:36:06,826
And how is your relationships
going on in the house?
911
00:36:06,828 --> 00:36:10,729
(Charlotte, mouth full)
Me and Gary are the bestest
of friends, aren't we?
912
00:36:10,731 --> 00:36:12,163
We're close friends,
where we, like,
913
00:36:12,165 --> 00:36:15,332
get naked in front of
each other and such things.
914
00:36:15,334 --> 00:36:16,299
(laughter)
915
00:36:16,301 --> 00:36:17,366
(Gary)
"We're just good friends
916
00:36:17,368 --> 00:36:19,501
that get naked
in front of each other."
917
00:36:19,503 --> 00:36:21,703
Fuckin' hell.
918
00:36:21,705 --> 00:36:26,507
¶
919
00:36:28,810 --> 00:36:32,212
I need to get a worldie,
now that I got Holly off.
920
00:36:32,214 --> 00:36:33,012
(laughing)
921
00:36:33,014 --> 00:36:34,113
Better be
careful now, lad.
922
00:36:34,115 --> 00:36:36,014
You know, you're only
as good as your last,
923
00:36:36,016 --> 00:36:36,647
aren't you?
924
00:36:36,649 --> 00:36:38,415
It's me packing on,
pulling worldies,
925
00:36:38,417 --> 00:36:40,617
and I go fuckin' Holly.
926
00:36:40,619 --> 00:36:42,752
Fuckin' playing that.
927
00:36:42,754 --> 00:36:43,619
She wore you down, lad,
928
00:36:43,621 --> 00:36:45,354
and got what she
wanted, didn't she?
929
00:36:45,356 --> 00:36:46,021
Persistent.
930
00:36:46,023 --> 00:36:49,657
It's a one-off,
where I was drunk.
931
00:36:49,659 --> 00:36:51,125
She was fuckin'
gagging for it.
932
00:36:51,127 --> 00:36:53,293
She couldn't take no
for a fuckin' answer.
933
00:36:53,295 --> 00:36:56,129
She practically just
jumped in me fuckin' bed.
934
00:36:56,131 --> 00:36:56,762
(laughing)
935
00:36:56,764 --> 00:36:59,231
When I go to sleep at night,
I sleep with one eye open,
936
00:36:59,233 --> 00:37:00,532
just in case she tries
to pounce on us again.
937
00:37:00,534 --> 00:37:03,568
I could have me self a little
bank there, if I wanted, like.
938
00:37:03,570 --> 00:37:06,571
Think it's only gonna have
the one withdrawal, though.
939
00:37:06,573 --> 00:37:08,005
¶
940
00:37:08,007 --> 00:37:09,139
Right, Becca, like,
941
00:37:09,141 --> 00:37:10,907
me and youse
gotta swap rooms.
942
00:37:10,909 --> 00:37:11,340
Why?
943
00:37:11,342 --> 00:37:13,375
'Cause I don't feel safe
in that room with Holly now.
944
00:37:13,377 --> 00:37:15,610
You don't feel safe?
She's not gonna eat you.
945
00:37:15,612 --> 00:37:16,944
He's frightened of a girl.
946
00:37:16,946 --> 00:37:19,079
Have you heard anything
like it in your life?
947
00:37:19,081 --> 00:37:20,580
So I was just like,
"Right, no bother."
948
00:37:20,582 --> 00:37:24,016
I couldn't wait to get out
of this stinking room anyway.
949
00:37:24,018 --> 00:37:25,350
It's full of lads.
950
00:37:25,352 --> 00:37:27,085
No girly crack.
951
00:37:27,087 --> 00:37:28,052
It smells like sick.
952
00:37:28,054 --> 00:37:30,687
I don't want you
to feel, like, upset.
953
00:37:30,689 --> 00:37:32,655
Don't go there!
954
00:37:32,657 --> 00:37:33,689
Don't!
955
00:37:33,691 --> 00:37:35,524
But here is a pillow.
956
00:37:35,526 --> 00:37:36,324
Like...
(chuckles)
957
00:37:36,326 --> 00:37:38,893
Why do you have
to make me feel like that?
958
00:37:38,895 --> 00:37:40,494
Why couldn't you just be normal
959
00:37:40,496 --> 00:37:43,430
instead of leaving the room
and feeling like
960
00:37:43,432 --> 00:37:44,731
you have to sleep
somewhere else?
961
00:37:44,733 --> 00:37:46,566
It looks a bit like me.
See?
Fuck you.
962
00:37:46,568 --> 00:37:49,468
Just spoon that
at night.
Fuck you.
963
00:37:49,470 --> 00:37:50,535
It's just sex.
964
00:37:50,537 --> 00:37:54,105
(Rebecca)
She doesn't need you anymore,
'cause she's got me.
965
00:37:54,107 --> 00:37:55,606
You got a cock, like?
966
00:37:55,608 --> 00:37:57,441
No, but if I did...
967
00:37:57,443 --> 00:37:58,675
(laughter)
968
00:37:58,677 --> 00:37:59,609
Why aye.
969
00:37:59,611 --> 00:38:00,710
(laughing)
970
00:38:00,712 --> 00:38:03,145
I felt like...
971
00:38:03,147 --> 00:38:05,247
it was kind of my fault
972
00:38:05,249 --> 00:38:06,281
that he was moving out.
973
00:38:06,283 --> 00:38:09,617
I felt like I've either
mentally damaged this boy
974
00:38:09,619 --> 00:38:13,054
by what's happened,
that he has to actually
975
00:38:13,056 --> 00:38:15,723
move out of the bedroom...
976
00:38:15,725 --> 00:38:17,725
Well, what can you do?
977
00:38:17,727 --> 00:38:18,659
It's his decision.
978
00:38:18,661 --> 00:38:19,826
I can't force him
to stay there.
979
00:38:19,828 --> 00:38:21,627
He'll think that I'm even
a bigger stalker
980
00:38:21,629 --> 00:38:23,695
than I already am.
981
00:38:23,697 --> 00:38:27,098
¶
982
00:38:27,799 --> 00:38:29,399
(Gary)
Everything's going smoothly.
983
00:38:29,401 --> 00:38:30,666
You think, "Right,
let's just go to bed."
984
00:38:30,668 --> 00:38:32,668
Had a few beers.
We're in Ricci's house.
985
00:38:32,670 --> 00:38:35,170
Ouch!
Ow, me head.
Shh...
986
00:38:35,172 --> 00:38:37,138
And we're all messing around,
I'm like on top of Charlotte.
987
00:38:37,140 --> 00:38:38,906
Like we have the quilts
on top of us and stuff.
988
00:38:38,908 --> 00:38:40,474
We're having
a little kiss, and...
989
00:38:40,476 --> 00:38:42,542
and I pull the sheets
over me head.
990
00:38:42,544 --> 00:38:45,645
And Charlotte just looks
as if nothing's the matter,
991
00:38:45,647 --> 00:38:46,612
and just goes...
992
00:38:46,614 --> 00:38:47,512
(Charlotte farts)
993
00:38:47,514 --> 00:38:49,514
(laughing)
You farted!
994
00:38:49,516 --> 00:38:51,482
Did you see--
(laughter)
995
00:38:51,484 --> 00:38:52,549
Fart stinks! Oh!
996
00:38:52,551 --> 00:38:54,484
And I can tell he's getting
a bit of a shock,
997
00:38:54,486 --> 00:38:55,785
'cause he's
jumping back, and I--
998
00:38:55,787 --> 00:38:57,520
the smell's wafting
in my face.
999
00:38:57,522 --> 00:38:58,454
What'd you fart for?!
1000
00:38:58,456 --> 00:38:59,688
But I don't--
I'm not embarrassed.
1001
00:38:59,690 --> 00:39:01,690
I'm just finding it really,
really funny.
1002
00:39:01,692 --> 00:39:03,992
You just farted in bed!
1003
00:39:05,260 --> 00:39:07,127
Why did you fart--
ohh!
1004
00:39:07,129 --> 00:39:08,728
This is you?
1005
00:39:10,363 --> 00:39:11,629
(shrieks)
She pissed the bed!
1006
00:39:11,631 --> 00:39:14,131
We're in the bedroom
his nana sleeps in.
1007
00:39:14,133 --> 00:39:14,798
(Charlotte)
Ohh!
1008
00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:16,232
It's just a major disaster,
really.
1009
00:39:16,234 --> 00:39:18,500
I've got wee all over
Ricci's nana's bed,
1010
00:39:18,502 --> 00:39:19,400
where she stays.
1011
00:39:19,402 --> 00:39:21,368
And I've just embarrassed
me self in front of Gary.
1012
00:39:21,370 --> 00:39:25,638
I know I've had a few drinks,
but what the fuck is this?
1013
00:39:25,640 --> 00:39:28,140
I'm never
sleeping with you again.
1014
00:39:28,142 --> 00:39:29,141
Me and you are over.
1015
00:39:29,143 --> 00:39:32,477
And you wonder why I don't want
to be your girlfriend.
1016
00:39:32,479 --> 00:39:33,744
Or boyfriend.
1017
00:39:33,746 --> 00:39:35,045
(laughing)
Oh, ow.
1018
00:39:35,047 --> 00:39:38,181
I did not expect her
to piss the bed
1019
00:39:38,183 --> 00:39:40,816
and fart in me face
before we start banging.
1020
00:39:40,818 --> 00:39:41,550
What the fuck?
1021
00:39:41,552 --> 00:39:44,352
What-- what desired you
to fart, just...
1022
00:39:44,354 --> 00:39:47,355
You actually smelt...
(laughing)
1023
00:39:47,357 --> 00:39:50,624
and then,
you piss the bed.
1024
00:39:50,626 --> 00:39:52,459
Had just a big embarrassment.
1025
00:39:52,461 --> 00:39:53,326
Roll on the floor.
1026
00:39:53,328 --> 00:39:57,596
And I wee me self a bit more,
'cause it's just hilarious.
1027
00:39:57,598 --> 00:40:00,265
¶
1028
00:40:00,267 --> 00:40:01,666
When you've met
someone's family,
1029
00:40:01,668 --> 00:40:03,901
and they're just as nice as
the person that you like is,
1030
00:40:03,903 --> 00:40:06,270
it just intensifies everything
you felt for them.
1031
00:40:06,272 --> 00:40:09,306
It feels like everything
kind of falls into place,
1032
00:40:09,308 --> 00:40:12,142
and things are right.
1033
00:40:14,478 --> 00:40:15,478
(laughing)
1034
00:40:15,480 --> 00:40:17,046
It's sticky.
There.
1035
00:40:17,048 --> 00:40:18,113
(Ricci)
I'm a little bit frisky,
1036
00:40:18,115 --> 00:40:20,148
and, obviously, there's
that connection
1037
00:40:20,150 --> 00:40:21,315
between us both.
1038
00:40:21,317 --> 00:40:23,884
And it's what we both want.
1039
00:40:23,886 --> 00:40:27,420
(Vicky)
This is mine and Ricci's
first time at all the sex.
1040
00:40:27,422 --> 00:40:32,291
I was really impressed
with Ricci's performance.
1041
00:40:32,293 --> 00:40:33,859
I wasn't seeing stars
or anything,
1042
00:40:33,861 --> 00:40:36,061
but it was--
it was pretty good!
1043
00:40:36,063 --> 00:40:37,996
I've got no complaints.
1044
00:40:37,998 --> 00:40:39,564
(Ricci)
I make her good in bed.
1045
00:40:39,566 --> 00:40:42,466
So with me being good,
she's good.
1046
00:40:42,468 --> 00:40:44,568
That's the way it goes down.
1047
00:40:44,570 --> 00:40:45,735
B-plus for effort!
1048
00:40:45,737 --> 00:40:47,503
¶ Everyone's here to party
1049
00:40:47,505 --> 00:40:49,905
¶ If you wanna know why,
if you wanna know why ¶
1050
00:40:49,907 --> 00:40:51,139
¶ Everyone's here to party
1051
00:40:51,141 --> 00:40:53,574
¶ If you wanna know why,
if you wanna know why ¶
1052
00:40:53,576 --> 00:40:54,741
¶ Everyone's here to party
1053
00:40:54,743 --> 00:40:57,410
¶ If you wanna know why,
if you wanna know why ¶
1054
00:40:57,412 --> 00:40:59,678
¶ Everyone's here to party
1055
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:00,445
¶
1056
00:41:00,447 --> 00:41:02,346
¶ Let's party hardy,
you wanna know why ¶
1057
00:41:02,348 --> 00:41:04,314
¶ Let's party hardy,
you wanna know why ¶
1058
00:41:04,316 --> 00:41:05,748
¶ Let's party hardy,
you wanna know ¶
1059
00:41:05,750 --> 00:41:08,417
¶ Who done, who done,
who done ¶