1 00:00:04,503 --> 00:00:05,503 ¶ 2 00:00:05,505 --> 00:00:09,306 We're all back in Newcastle, back in our playground. 3 00:00:09,308 --> 00:00:10,440 Let the party begin. 4 00:00:10,442 --> 00:00:13,009 Hi! It's a new boy. 5 00:00:13,011 --> 00:00:15,077 Hey! Hey! Hey! 6 00:00:15,079 --> 00:00:15,911 What the fuck? 7 00:00:15,913 --> 00:00:17,178 She's got an attitude. 8 00:00:17,180 --> 00:00:19,647 She's got a face like a slapped dog. 9 00:00:19,649 --> 00:00:21,048 Just like... 10 00:00:21,050 --> 00:00:23,650 (arguing) 11 00:00:23,652 --> 00:00:27,620 I never wanted the story-- The best we done last time. 12 00:00:27,622 --> 00:00:29,622 You've got the promotion work, 13 00:00:29,624 --> 00:00:31,857 but does anybody know how to-- 14 00:00:31,859 --> 00:00:32,791 She's gorgeous, feminine. 15 00:00:32,793 --> 00:00:34,492 It could work if we got together. 16 00:00:35,527 --> 00:00:37,227 Hang on a second. I'm in the fuck hut. 17 00:00:37,229 --> 00:00:39,095 Does that mean I don't love Dan? 18 00:00:39,097 --> 00:00:40,930 Me main goal is to bang a bird. 19 00:00:40,932 --> 00:00:43,198 We're doing all this big party for James. 20 00:00:43,200 --> 00:00:44,866 He still doesn't manage to get laid. 21 00:00:44,868 --> 00:00:47,335 (laughing) Fucking come on! 22 00:00:48,870 --> 00:00:50,437 I just want to go home, see me mum. 23 00:00:50,439 --> 00:00:54,974 I've been necking on with me-- Surely, that means Becca is off limits. 24 00:00:54,976 --> 00:00:56,642 (shouting) 25 00:00:57,343 --> 00:00:59,911 I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. edge. 26 00:00:59,913 --> 00:01:02,013 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 27 00:01:02,015 --> 00:01:04,515 I've got a banging body and the banter to match. 28 00:01:04,517 --> 00:01:06,550 I should have a degree in pulling women. 29 00:01:06,552 --> 00:01:08,585 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 30 00:01:08,587 --> 00:01:10,587 The hardest graft I've had to do is do me hair. 31 00:01:10,589 --> 00:01:12,655 I could talk the back legs off the donkey. 32 00:01:12,657 --> 00:01:15,157 Got the looks, got the charm-- It just works. 33 00:01:15,159 --> 00:01:18,426 I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's. 34 00:01:18,428 --> 00:01:22,296 (all) Geordie Shore! Why aye! 35 00:01:24,065 --> 00:01:25,498 (arguing) 36 00:01:25,500 --> 00:01:26,799 Tonight's gone crazy. 37 00:01:26,801 --> 00:01:29,568 Jay's arguing with Gaz over Rebecca. 38 00:01:29,570 --> 00:01:31,136 I think guy's must be a bit mad, 39 00:01:31,138 --> 00:01:34,305 stepping up to Jay like he's twice his size. 40 00:01:34,307 --> 00:01:36,740 (shouting) 41 00:01:37,475 --> 00:01:39,642 I'm sick of getting the blame for everything. 42 00:01:39,644 --> 00:01:40,776 First, it was Charlotte, 43 00:01:40,778 --> 00:01:42,577 but Charlotte's the one who jumped on my dick. 44 00:01:42,579 --> 00:01:43,778 Now James is up on Rebecca. 45 00:01:43,780 --> 00:01:45,746 To be fair, I haven't banged all sorts-- 46 00:01:45,748 --> 00:01:48,081 But I wouldn't do that to Jay. 47 00:01:48,083 --> 00:01:52,351 What are you doing? Calm down, sit down. 48 00:01:53,853 --> 00:01:57,188 Let's face it, Gary is a fuck machine, 49 00:01:57,190 --> 00:01:59,123 and any girl in this house is lucky 50 00:01:59,125 --> 00:02:02,192 not to get banged by that massive poss of his. 51 00:02:02,194 --> 00:02:04,060 Just drink. 52 00:02:04,062 --> 00:02:06,896 (talking, indistinct) 53 00:02:06,898 --> 00:02:08,797 We're family. 54 00:02:08,799 --> 00:02:11,032 Do you know what I mean? 55 00:02:21,309 --> 00:02:22,976 In all fairness, what I said was out of order. 56 00:02:22,978 --> 00:02:26,512 There's no point arguing, falling out over a bird anyways. 57 00:02:26,514 --> 00:02:29,181 It's like bros before whores. 58 00:02:36,522 --> 00:02:38,422 It was sort of, literally, in a minute. 59 00:02:38,424 --> 00:02:39,823 It's nice that we kinda argued, 60 00:02:39,825 --> 00:02:42,926 but literally two minutes later, I sort it. 61 00:02:42,928 --> 00:02:47,030 What's this? Oh, my God, mate. 62 00:02:59,710 --> 00:03:02,378 (doorbell rings) 63 00:03:02,380 --> 00:03:03,579 Last night was actual fucking mental. 64 00:03:03,581 --> 00:03:06,815 God knows what is gonna happen over the next few weeks. 65 00:03:06,817 --> 00:03:08,716 I don't even want to think about it. 66 00:03:08,718 --> 00:03:12,553 Good morning. How are you? 67 00:03:12,555 --> 00:03:14,821 You fresh? I'm fresh. 68 00:03:14,823 --> 00:03:15,822 Good. 69 00:03:15,824 --> 00:03:18,024 Morning. Wake up, people. 70 00:03:18,026 --> 00:03:19,892 I've got jobs for you tonight. 71 00:03:19,894 --> 00:03:24,329 Gary, James, I need you to do an 18th birthday party. 72 00:03:24,331 --> 00:03:26,497 Absolutely buzzing for the night. 73 00:03:26,499 --> 00:03:27,865 An 18th birthday party. 74 00:03:27,867 --> 00:03:31,001 Guaranteed funny everywhere. 75 00:03:31,003 --> 00:03:32,502 If there's one thing I need 76 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:33,803 is to get meself some decent funny. 77 00:03:33,805 --> 00:03:35,938 I haven't banged on "Geordie Shore" yet. 78 00:03:35,940 --> 00:03:37,539 So I think it's about time I did. 79 00:03:37,541 --> 00:03:38,840 It will be pinny only. 80 00:03:38,842 --> 00:03:40,942 Naked, of course, for the birthday girl. 81 00:03:40,944 --> 00:03:42,543 (talking, indistinct) 82 00:03:42,545 --> 00:03:43,544 They wanted pinny only. 83 00:03:43,546 --> 00:03:45,045 So you'll be topless and bottomless. 84 00:03:45,047 --> 00:03:47,680 The rest of you, you'll be on the limo bus hosting. 85 00:03:47,682 --> 00:03:51,650 Girls, you need to have a pair of black heels and a black vest top. 86 00:03:51,652 --> 00:03:53,518 I have your uniforms. 87 00:03:53,520 --> 00:03:55,152 And, Vicky, I don't wanna hear no noise. 88 00:03:55,154 --> 00:03:57,988 It doesn't look big enough for a uniform. 89 00:03:57,990 --> 00:03:58,722 You look lovely. 90 00:03:58,724 --> 00:04:00,523 You'll wear them, won't you? 91 00:04:00,525 --> 00:04:01,223 Yes. There you go. 92 00:04:01,225 --> 00:04:03,658 It doesn't surprise me that Rebecca wants us to put them on, 93 00:04:03,660 --> 00:04:06,360 because she's about seven stone, 94 00:04:06,362 --> 00:04:08,528 and she has the figure of an eight-year-old. 95 00:04:08,530 --> 00:04:10,162 Nobody wants to hit the traffic lights, 96 00:04:10,164 --> 00:04:11,863 me swerving getting my ass in their face. 97 00:04:11,865 --> 00:04:13,531 It's bad for business, my ass. 98 00:04:13,533 --> 00:04:15,666 I want you at work tonight, on time, 99 00:04:15,668 --> 00:04:18,101 and I want you to do a damn good job. 100 00:04:20,904 --> 00:04:24,139 Me and Vicky, we had a really nice talk on the key side. 101 00:04:24,141 --> 00:04:25,874 I've been a bit of a soft cock. 102 00:04:25,876 --> 00:04:28,543 I've just let this me and Vicky thing get way out of hand. 103 00:04:28,545 --> 00:04:30,344 I'm normally in control, and right now, 104 00:04:30,346 --> 00:04:31,478 I've got about as much control 105 00:04:31,480 --> 00:04:33,513 as a Weight-Watcher in a sweetshop. 106 00:04:35,449 --> 00:04:38,117 Everyone knows that. I know especially. 107 00:04:44,124 --> 00:04:46,692 At the end of the day, though. I do wanna bang her. 108 00:04:46,694 --> 00:04:48,627 I'll play the waiting game, and, uh... 109 00:04:48,629 --> 00:04:50,829 Yeah, I'll get the prize at the end of it as well. 110 00:04:50,831 --> 00:04:54,065 I've got Dan to think about at home. 111 00:04:54,067 --> 00:04:56,133 Really? 112 00:04:56,135 --> 00:04:57,167 Yeah, I do. 113 00:04:57,169 --> 00:05:01,037 And I feel guilty 'cause I'm starting to like you as well. 114 00:05:01,039 --> 00:05:04,040 As soon as Vick's gone to bed with me and started spooning, 115 00:05:04,042 --> 00:05:05,674 I knew it was over between her and her boyfriend. 116 00:05:05,676 --> 00:05:08,943 That kid just needs to lay off and just get a taxi. 117 00:05:10,111 --> 00:05:12,645 I need to focus on what I've got with me boyfriend. 118 00:05:12,647 --> 00:05:15,014 I need to take meself out of the sweetshop 119 00:05:15,016 --> 00:05:17,082 and back in the Weight-Watchers class. 120 00:05:17,084 --> 00:05:19,951 (phone ringing) 121 00:05:19,953 --> 00:05:22,320 (ring) 122 00:05:23,088 --> 00:05:24,688 Hello. 123 00:05:24,690 --> 00:05:26,189 Okay. How are you? 124 00:05:27,457 --> 00:05:30,091 Well, do you wanna come spend it with me? 125 00:05:31,226 --> 00:05:32,459 Yeah. 126 00:05:33,260 --> 00:05:34,593 You busy? 127 00:05:38,898 --> 00:05:41,933 I need to get some semblance of order back in me life. 128 00:05:41,935 --> 00:05:43,134 I need to meet me boyfriend. 129 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:45,636 Wouldn't you know, he's fucking at work? 130 00:05:45,638 --> 00:05:48,138 Okay, darling. 131 00:05:48,140 --> 00:05:49,506 Love you. 132 00:05:50,541 --> 00:05:54,510 Things just aren't going my way when it comes to this, like. 133 00:06:01,484 --> 00:06:04,185 If I've gotta be a half-naked butler at night, 134 00:06:04,187 --> 00:06:07,121 I've gotta look buff. That means zero fluff. 135 00:06:08,590 --> 00:06:09,156 (laughing) 136 00:06:09,158 --> 00:06:14,427 Anna has got her wearing these tiny, little hot pants for work. 137 00:06:14,429 --> 00:06:17,263 Pass the hairspray, please. 138 00:06:17,265 --> 00:06:19,098 (laughing) 139 00:06:19,100 --> 00:06:20,265 Oh! 140 00:06:20,267 --> 00:06:21,065 (laughing) 141 00:06:21,067 --> 00:06:23,367 Gaz and Ricci are all over them like a rash. 142 00:06:23,369 --> 00:06:25,602 I wonder how James is gonna like them. 143 00:06:25,604 --> 00:06:28,738 Hey! Hey! 144 00:06:28,740 --> 00:06:29,271 Cheers. 145 00:06:29,273 --> 00:06:31,039 Some decent balls. I can see your balls. 146 00:06:31,041 --> 00:06:35,343 James is just being nice, and he's being a bit flirty. 147 00:06:35,345 --> 00:06:37,011 And tonight might just be the night 148 00:06:37,013 --> 00:06:38,979 that I get what I'm after, 149 00:06:38,981 --> 00:06:42,248 because I'm a girl who always gets what she wants. 150 00:06:45,552 --> 00:06:46,952 I can't wait for tonight. 151 00:06:46,954 --> 00:06:50,789 The guns are out, me buns out. 152 00:06:50,791 --> 00:06:52,157 I've got the power of the comb-over. 153 00:06:52,159 --> 00:06:54,692 There's not a chance I'm not banging tonight. 154 00:06:54,694 --> 00:06:58,095 Have a really good night. We'll see you later. 155 00:06:58,097 --> 00:06:59,863 Be good. 156 00:07:01,699 --> 00:07:04,434 Party bus, ladies. Party bus. 157 00:07:04,436 --> 00:07:09,839 A host and a limo bus, free drinks before Riverside. 158 00:07:09,841 --> 00:07:11,440 I am a hostess with the mostess. 159 00:07:11,442 --> 00:07:14,910 I've got the skills to make you ill. 160 00:07:14,912 --> 00:07:17,178 I love having fun. I love getting people drunk. 161 00:07:17,180 --> 00:07:20,981 I'm really good at it, so this is the perfect job for me. 162 00:07:22,984 --> 00:07:26,286 (talking, indistinct) 163 00:07:26,288 --> 00:07:27,920 Do you want it in one of these glasses? 164 00:07:27,922 --> 00:07:29,855 You can't go wrong with-- 165 00:07:29,857 --> 00:07:33,491 The bus, it just screams quality. 166 00:07:35,760 --> 00:07:38,027 Freezing. 167 00:07:38,029 --> 00:07:40,929 (girls screaming) 168 00:07:47,503 --> 00:07:52,106 This is why I love Newcastle: Screaming girls everywhere. 169 00:07:52,108 --> 00:07:54,608 ¶ 170 00:08:00,548 --> 00:08:03,016 I'm starting to panic. There's no worldies. 171 00:08:03,018 --> 00:08:05,284 I'm starting to think, is this ever gonna happen? 172 00:08:05,286 --> 00:08:10,022 I can't do another "Geordie Shore" without banging. 173 00:08:24,370 --> 00:08:25,903 I need a fucking bird. 174 00:08:30,041 --> 00:08:33,276 ¶ 175 00:08:52,497 --> 00:08:53,697 I had me phone goggles on. 176 00:08:53,699 --> 00:08:56,433 I think Jason likes the phone goggles. 177 00:08:56,435 --> 00:08:59,402 And I think he could be falling in love with this. 178 00:09:02,272 --> 00:09:06,108 I think he felt a bit... turned on. 179 00:09:12,682 --> 00:09:14,349 I don't know what's got into Becca. 180 00:09:14,351 --> 00:09:17,685 She went in this overdrive, sex kitten thing. 181 00:09:17,687 --> 00:09:20,754 Made me think there's porn sex in the cards, 182 00:09:20,756 --> 00:09:22,589 which I don't think I have. 183 00:09:25,225 --> 00:09:28,227 Saturday, for me, means one thing: Riverside. 184 00:09:28,229 --> 00:09:32,364 It's fucking mint. I can't fucking wait. 185 00:09:32,366 --> 00:09:35,500 ¶ 186 00:09:36,768 --> 00:09:39,069 James is in the blue top. 187 00:09:44,141 --> 00:09:44,740 Oh, my God. 188 00:09:44,742 --> 00:09:48,510 Straight away, I introduced her to James. 189 00:09:48,512 --> 00:09:50,445 I'm on the edge of me seat. 190 00:09:50,447 --> 00:09:53,281 James, are you gonna pull this girl or what? 191 00:09:53,283 --> 00:09:55,149 For real? 192 00:09:55,151 --> 00:09:57,050 Oh. Oh. 193 00:09:57,052 --> 00:10:00,186 The secret now is he's not gonna like her. 194 00:10:00,487 --> 00:10:07,192 The next thing I know, James and that girl are toshing on. 195 00:10:09,795 --> 00:10:12,363 Well, Holly, she really likes James. 196 00:10:12,365 --> 00:10:14,798 I'm doing her a favor in the long run, 197 00:10:14,800 --> 00:10:16,766 'cause once James starts banging, 198 00:10:16,768 --> 00:10:19,034 Holly is gonna be right in his face. 199 00:10:19,036 --> 00:10:20,468 Holly, it's gonna happen. 200 00:10:20,470 --> 00:10:22,369 I can't help being with that, though. 201 00:10:22,371 --> 00:10:24,738 Finally, I've got myself a little worldie. 202 00:10:24,740 --> 00:10:27,474 I'm like an alpha male, just ready to feast. 203 00:10:27,476 --> 00:10:30,844 All I want is a little bit of worldie meat. 204 00:10:30,846 --> 00:10:33,046 and I'm gonna get it tonight. 205 00:10:38,552 --> 00:10:40,653 You're having a fucking laugh. 206 00:10:40,655 --> 00:10:41,620 It's "Geordie Shore." 207 00:10:41,622 --> 00:10:43,855 We don't do serious relationships. 208 00:10:43,857 --> 00:10:44,889 Banging, yes. 209 00:10:44,891 --> 00:10:45,689 I'll bang her into next week. 210 00:10:45,691 --> 00:10:49,059 I'm like a fucking steam train, and I'll smash her. 211 00:10:49,061 --> 00:10:54,064 James is gonna bang this girl. I can see it. 212 00:10:54,066 --> 00:10:57,300 ¶ 213 00:10:59,403 --> 00:11:01,303 I don't know what's gotten into Rebecca tonight. 214 00:11:01,305 --> 00:11:05,707 She's looking fucking decent, and I just can't help meself. 215 00:11:05,709 --> 00:11:07,909 Bingo. Tongue's down her throat. 216 00:11:07,911 --> 00:11:09,810 I've got red lipstick on. 217 00:11:09,812 --> 00:11:12,078 Lips were like a baboon's ass. 218 00:11:13,613 --> 00:11:16,615 Reservation for two in the fuck hut. 219 00:11:21,253 --> 00:11:24,855 This massive buildup with James and Holly eventually pulls, 220 00:11:24,857 --> 00:11:27,457 and James got totally caught-- 221 00:11:30,561 --> 00:11:32,128 Tonight I'm on a fucking mission. 222 00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:36,565 There's nothing stopping me. I'm taking this party upstairs. 223 00:11:44,407 --> 00:11:46,541 Me and Jay have had a little bit of a spoon 224 00:11:46,543 --> 00:11:51,012 and a little bit of a kiss, but I drew the line. 225 00:11:54,683 --> 00:11:57,518 I don't think he's happy about it. 226 00:12:00,088 --> 00:12:04,357 My motto is "The less you give, the more they'll want." 227 00:12:07,594 --> 00:12:10,128 I'm not that type of girl. 228 00:12:11,430 --> 00:12:12,897 Hmm. 229 00:12:12,899 --> 00:12:14,231 Spooning with Becca 230 00:12:14,233 --> 00:12:17,834 is never ever gonna lead to fucking. 231 00:12:17,836 --> 00:12:21,103 He come out with a hooker in a huff. 232 00:12:21,105 --> 00:12:22,938 He just walks away. 233 00:12:22,940 --> 00:12:24,572 He's very angry right now. 234 00:12:24,574 --> 00:12:26,540 Then Ricci sticks his ore in. 235 00:12:26,542 --> 00:12:29,042 It's got nothing to do with him. 236 00:12:30,677 --> 00:12:32,711 Oh, yeah, walk away and call me a slut. 237 00:12:32,713 --> 00:12:34,646 You couldn't say it to my face. 238 00:12:34,648 --> 00:12:37,582 Rebecca, I wish you were a slut. 239 00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:39,650 Don't fucking talk to me like that. 240 00:12:39,652 --> 00:12:41,685 I don't know who you think you are, you know? 241 00:12:41,687 --> 00:12:44,554 The fucking last thing I want talking to Rebecca. 242 00:12:44,556 --> 00:12:46,722 Ricci shouldn't have called her a slut, like. 243 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:49,524 It's the easiest option for a lad to walk away 244 00:12:49,526 --> 00:12:50,558 and call a girl a slut. 245 00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,859 I didn't call you a slut! 246 00:12:51,861 --> 00:12:53,393 What did you call us, a slut? 247 00:12:53,395 --> 00:12:56,129 Slut, slag? Same meaning. 248 00:12:56,131 --> 00:12:57,463 If he doesn't like us, 249 00:12:57,465 --> 00:12:59,264 he can take a seat with the rest of the bitches, 250 00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:01,032 waiting for us to give a fuck. 251 00:13:05,704 --> 00:13:07,638 I'm just taking it slow with this bird. 252 00:13:07,640 --> 00:13:09,840 I don't want her to get the wrong impression-- 253 00:13:09,842 --> 00:13:11,608 Wait, actually the right impression, 254 00:13:11,610 --> 00:13:13,009 thinking I'm just after a bang. 255 00:13:13,011 --> 00:13:14,043 There's a lot resting on it. 256 00:13:14,045 --> 00:13:16,979 I need to get me first "Geordie Shore" bang. 257 00:13:20,316 --> 00:13:24,452 I put it on a plate for-- I put it on the plate. 258 00:13:24,454 --> 00:13:28,322 And what do I get? Nothing. 259 00:13:37,965 --> 00:13:41,767 I'm annoyed at him for what he's doing to Charlotte. 260 00:13:41,769 --> 00:13:43,435 I'm annoyed that she's not here. 261 00:13:43,437 --> 00:13:45,170 I'm annoyed that I'm missing her. 262 00:13:45,172 --> 00:13:48,706 'Cause he couldn't just stop fucking birds? 263 00:13:49,574 --> 00:13:51,541 You started it. 264 00:13:53,710 --> 00:13:55,544 You started it. 265 00:13:57,613 --> 00:13:59,447 Vicky can start an argument in every room. 266 00:13:59,449 --> 00:14:02,750 How can she have a go me, when I'm single, Char's single. 267 00:14:02,752 --> 00:14:05,586 However, she's the one that's cheating. 268 00:14:13,394 --> 00:14:15,728 Any day of the week, I will fucking take on Gary. 269 00:14:15,730 --> 00:14:17,429 I would stand and have an argument with him, 270 00:14:17,431 --> 00:14:19,397 and I'd fucking annihilate him as well. 271 00:14:19,399 --> 00:14:20,531 But right now, I don't feel like 272 00:14:20,533 --> 00:14:23,000 I'm in a place where I can shout at other people, 273 00:14:23,002 --> 00:14:24,134 and condemn other people 274 00:14:24,136 --> 00:14:26,436 when I'm being such a fucking tosser. 275 00:14:28,472 --> 00:14:29,805 So I'm on the home straight. 276 00:14:29,807 --> 00:14:31,606 Then I hear it kicking up downstairs. 277 00:14:31,608 --> 00:14:33,641 I've got the chance being balls deep here, 278 00:14:33,643 --> 00:14:35,509 and youse are gonna fuck it up? 279 00:14:37,612 --> 00:14:40,013 (shouting, downstairs) 280 00:14:44,985 --> 00:14:46,185 What? 281 00:14:46,187 --> 00:14:47,719 What the fuck? 282 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:52,156 (talking, indistinct) 283 00:14:52,158 --> 00:14:53,423 You fucking bitch! 284 00:14:53,425 --> 00:14:58,728 You did. I asked you-- I asked you if I was in the wrong. 285 00:14:58,730 --> 00:15:01,731 What the fuck is Vicky having a go at me for? 286 00:15:01,733 --> 00:15:03,265 I haven't done fuck-all. 287 00:15:03,267 --> 00:15:04,933 I said no! 288 00:15:04,935 --> 00:15:06,801 Sorry, I thought I didn't know were mates. 289 00:15:06,803 --> 00:15:07,935 I'm dead sorry. 290 00:15:07,937 --> 00:15:11,204 You naughty cow. I said no! 291 00:15:11,206 --> 00:15:14,073 Vicky is arguing, but this time she's arguing with Holly, 292 00:15:14,075 --> 00:15:16,708 and it's actually nice to see Holly sticking up for herself. 293 00:15:16,710 --> 00:15:19,844 You are fucking turning things, Vicky, 294 00:15:19,846 --> 00:15:22,046 because I didn't say anything-- 295 00:15:22,048 --> 00:15:23,847 (arguing) 296 00:15:23,849 --> 00:15:25,114 Holly, don't shout at me. 297 00:15:25,116 --> 00:15:26,582 At the end of the day, 298 00:15:26,584 --> 00:15:28,817 I never ever once have shouted at you. 299 00:15:28,819 --> 00:15:30,351 In fact, you know what? 300 00:15:30,353 --> 00:15:32,353 I'm pretty sure anyone-- 301 00:15:32,355 --> 00:15:33,387 That's why you choked. 302 00:15:33,389 --> 00:15:35,956 And you're the only one who's ever started me up as well? 303 00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:38,558 (talking, indistinct) 304 00:15:38,560 --> 00:15:39,392 Holly, come on. 305 00:15:39,394 --> 00:15:41,427 I don't ever set you off, Holly. 306 00:15:41,429 --> 00:15:43,262 I'm not gonna stand there and be like, 307 00:15:43,264 --> 00:15:46,431 "Oh, Vicky, why are you saying that to me? Why?" 308 00:15:46,433 --> 00:15:47,231 Like, I would've, 309 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:49,233 because I need to start sticking up for myself. 310 00:15:49,235 --> 00:15:52,936 I've spent this fucking long... scared of her. 311 00:15:52,938 --> 00:15:55,872 Yes, I have. Yes, I fucking have. 312 00:15:55,874 --> 00:15:58,107 I've been scared to say anything, 313 00:15:58,109 --> 00:16:00,642 anything for this long. 314 00:16:00,644 --> 00:16:02,243 And do you know what? 315 00:16:02,245 --> 00:16:04,011 I'm fucking sick. I'm sick. 316 00:16:05,980 --> 00:16:08,548 Fucking bitch. I know. 317 00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:11,284 (talking, indistinct) 318 00:16:13,954 --> 00:16:17,389 Everything I'm doing is for a plan, is for a reason. 319 00:16:17,391 --> 00:16:19,524 I'm not really grafting with her. 320 00:16:19,526 --> 00:16:20,124 Come here. 321 00:16:20,126 --> 00:16:23,594 Please, please. Are you serious? 322 00:16:23,596 --> 00:16:24,394 Okay. 323 00:16:24,396 --> 00:16:28,164 It's more just like me, and she's falling for me. 324 00:16:45,215 --> 00:16:46,715 She's in the wrong, what she's doing with Ricci, 325 00:16:46,717 --> 00:16:51,252 and she's gotta have some kind of bad feeling about her boyfriend. 326 00:16:58,293 --> 00:17:01,128 Get in. I'm balls deep in worldie muff. 327 00:17:01,130 --> 00:17:03,663 This is the way I'm gonna be rolling from now on, 328 00:17:03,665 --> 00:17:06,632 from the comb-over comes the leg-over. 329 00:17:06,634 --> 00:17:09,468 (passionate moaning) 330 00:17:21,614 --> 00:17:23,815 Who can't bang on "Geordie Shore?" 331 00:17:23,817 --> 00:17:24,415 Definitely not me. 332 00:17:24,417 --> 00:17:28,252 I banged me some worldie last night. Bosh. 333 00:17:28,753 --> 00:17:31,554 All right. I'll see you later. 334 00:17:31,556 --> 00:17:34,823 Good night. Thanks for the night. 335 00:17:34,825 --> 00:17:37,559 See you in a bit. 336 00:17:39,128 --> 00:17:41,429 (all talking) 337 00:17:44,566 --> 00:17:46,633 (laughing) 338 00:17:46,635 --> 00:17:48,534 She was kind of nice, wasn't she? 339 00:17:48,536 --> 00:17:49,535 Did this really happen? 340 00:17:49,537 --> 00:17:52,271 James has pulled the cat out of the bag 341 00:17:52,273 --> 00:17:54,539 and ended up banging a worldie. 342 00:17:54,541 --> 00:17:55,773 His balls have dropped. 343 00:17:55,775 --> 00:17:57,274 I'm actually loving the new James. 344 00:17:57,276 --> 00:17:58,508 He's full-on Geordie man now. 345 00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,576 All the hairs out there he said he couldn't bang. 346 00:18:00,578 --> 00:18:03,312 Put it right out there, smashing the pages. 347 00:18:03,314 --> 00:18:04,846 High five to the kid. Good one, lad. 348 00:18:04,848 --> 00:18:06,981 James has managed to buck a worldie. 349 00:18:06,983 --> 00:18:10,184 Whoo-whoo, yeah. 350 00:18:10,186 --> 00:18:12,419 Go on, James, get it in. 351 00:18:12,421 --> 00:18:16,189 Oh, shit, not a worldie. 352 00:18:17,591 --> 00:18:19,458 (telephone ringing) 353 00:18:23,329 --> 00:18:25,363 So miserable. 354 00:18:25,365 --> 00:18:27,598 About what? Last night? 355 00:18:27,600 --> 00:18:29,199 Yeah, pretty much. 356 00:18:29,201 --> 00:18:31,334 Vicky doesn't know where she stands right now. 357 00:18:31,336 --> 00:18:33,669 She likes the attention she's getting from Ricci. 358 00:18:33,671 --> 00:18:35,103 But now reality's hit. 359 00:18:35,105 --> 00:18:36,771 She's got a boyfriend. 360 00:18:36,773 --> 00:18:38,239 It's just snapping at people. 361 00:18:38,241 --> 00:18:40,975 It's like I'm just losing me temper, 362 00:18:40,977 --> 00:18:42,876 because I'm so-- I'm just... 363 00:18:42,878 --> 00:18:46,713 I'm feeling because I'm not in the right relationship. 364 00:18:46,715 --> 00:18:49,982 It's me, and I feel so down. 365 00:18:49,984 --> 00:18:52,050 I normally feel like I'm in control, 366 00:18:52,052 --> 00:18:52,984 and I'm morally right. 367 00:18:52,986 --> 00:18:55,519 And right now I'm playing with people's emotions. 368 00:18:55,521 --> 00:19:00,824 I know that I'm behaving in such a wrong way. 369 00:19:00,826 --> 00:19:02,659 (talking, indistinct) 370 00:19:02,661 --> 00:19:03,660 Of course it was, but... 371 00:19:03,662 --> 00:19:05,094 I don't want to be doing that. 372 00:19:05,096 --> 00:19:06,595 I want to be having fun. 373 00:19:06,597 --> 00:19:07,862 I'm on your side. 374 00:19:07,864 --> 00:19:09,897 Why me? Yeah. 375 00:19:09,899 --> 00:19:13,133 ¶ 376 00:19:23,344 --> 00:19:26,679 Hello, you guys. Come on in. 377 00:19:27,580 --> 00:19:30,882 I love it, spray tans. Absolutely love it. 378 00:19:30,884 --> 00:19:32,617 Especially if it's a bird. 379 00:19:32,619 --> 00:19:34,585 Can't complain, can ya? 380 00:19:45,296 --> 00:19:46,663 It's a little bit awkward to be back. 381 00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:48,531 'cause I did mean what I said last night, 382 00:19:48,533 --> 00:19:52,968 and the fact that it's all grafting, grafting, grafting, 383 00:19:52,970 --> 00:19:54,636 and fuck-all shafting. 384 00:19:54,638 --> 00:19:57,538 I think he just wants friends with benefits. 385 00:19:57,540 --> 00:20:01,575 I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do that. 386 00:20:01,577 --> 00:20:02,442 No. It gets too hard. 387 00:20:02,444 --> 00:20:05,445 Because when you have friends with benefits-- 388 00:20:05,447 --> 00:20:07,647 You start falling for them all the time. 389 00:20:07,649 --> 00:20:09,215 I don't wanna fall in love with Jay. 390 00:20:09,217 --> 00:20:12,618 I like Jay, but he's thinking with his dick. 391 00:20:12,620 --> 00:20:16,388 I am one classy bird. 392 00:20:20,559 --> 00:20:21,692 You know what we need? 393 00:20:21,694 --> 00:20:25,395 We need a present. We need a cake. 394 00:20:25,397 --> 00:20:27,196 Tomorrow is Sophie's birthday. 395 00:20:27,198 --> 00:20:28,764 I've decided I really wanna spoil her. 396 00:20:28,766 --> 00:20:29,998 Me and Holly are gonna go pick up 397 00:20:30,000 --> 00:20:31,532 a few little surprises for her. 398 00:20:31,534 --> 00:20:33,100 I'm glad we can talk, just me and you. 399 00:20:33,102 --> 00:20:36,470 I wanted the chance to apologize for how I was snapping at you. 400 00:20:36,472 --> 00:20:37,304 I shouldn't have snapped. 401 00:20:37,306 --> 00:20:40,674 I hate, hate, hate not resolving an argument. 402 00:20:40,676 --> 00:20:41,908 Don't like leaving things. 403 00:20:41,910 --> 00:20:43,242 I think life's too short. 404 00:20:43,244 --> 00:20:44,776 I'll like you for you. 405 00:20:44,778 --> 00:20:45,710 And I like you for you. 406 00:20:45,712 --> 00:20:48,646 And that's why, when we do get along, it's good. 407 00:20:48,648 --> 00:20:49,513 And you get on me tits. 408 00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:53,149 Yeah, and you get on mine, being so fucking classy. 409 00:20:56,486 --> 00:20:58,520 I feel really disloyal flirting with Ricci 410 00:20:58,522 --> 00:21:00,088 and spending so much time with him and stuff. 411 00:21:00,090 --> 00:21:02,423 Absence does not make the heart grow fonder. 412 00:21:02,425 --> 00:21:04,558 I don't know who the fuck came up with that. 413 00:21:04,560 --> 00:21:09,095 Absence makes the heart grow slightly slaggy. 414 00:21:09,097 --> 00:21:12,164 As long as you're not doing anything. Yeah. 415 00:21:12,166 --> 00:21:13,465 It's kind of good that he is sassy, 416 00:21:13,467 --> 00:21:16,201 because you won't go out and flirt with other people. 417 00:21:16,203 --> 00:21:17,035 It's like... 418 00:21:17,037 --> 00:21:19,037 House flirt. Like a house flirt. 419 00:21:19,039 --> 00:21:19,871 Like a houseplant. 420 00:21:19,873 --> 00:21:21,472 All she's been doing is, like, 421 00:21:21,474 --> 00:21:22,739 cuddling and flirting and stuff. 422 00:21:22,741 --> 00:21:26,375 But how's her boyfriend gonna see that? 423 00:21:27,910 --> 00:21:30,578 And we have last week's bottle. 424 00:21:30,580 --> 00:21:32,846 He put more vodka in it. 425 00:21:32,848 --> 00:21:34,781 I'm going like this-- (slurping) 426 00:21:34,783 --> 00:21:36,749 and he's putting more vodka in. 427 00:21:36,751 --> 00:21:37,783 We're having a few drinks. 428 00:21:37,785 --> 00:21:39,818 We're celebrating James banging. 429 00:21:39,820 --> 00:21:41,619 Everyone's in high spirits. 430 00:21:45,023 --> 00:21:46,623 I'm just feeling guilty that... 431 00:21:46,625 --> 00:21:49,826 with Ricci there, I haven't missed Dan as much. 432 00:21:49,828 --> 00:21:52,562 I've not been the best girlfriend ever. 433 00:21:52,564 --> 00:21:54,430 You put yourself in his shoes, 434 00:21:54,432 --> 00:21:57,399 how would you feel if that was happening to you? 435 00:21:57,401 --> 00:22:01,302 I would feel like punching him in the face. 436 00:22:02,570 --> 00:22:04,270 (doorbell rings) 437 00:22:04,272 --> 00:22:06,639 Is that Ricci? 438 00:22:06,641 --> 00:22:08,641 How are you? Hi, mate. 439 00:22:08,643 --> 00:22:10,676 I'm Vicki's boyfriend. 440 00:22:10,678 --> 00:22:14,946 Fuck. Dan's here. That's Vicki's boyfriend. 441 00:22:14,948 --> 00:22:15,846 All right. 442 00:22:15,848 --> 00:22:17,714 Vicky's boyfriend. Dan's at the house. 443 00:22:17,716 --> 00:22:21,517 It's hard knowing that those two are together. 444 00:22:21,519 --> 00:22:24,953 I can't really do anything about it. 445 00:22:26,522 --> 00:22:28,055 Nice to meet you. 446 00:22:28,057 --> 00:22:29,990 Good to see you. 447 00:22:29,992 --> 00:22:32,192 Nice to meet you. 448 00:22:32,194 --> 00:22:36,162 Just got off the plane. You want a vodka? 449 00:22:36,164 --> 00:22:36,762 Vicky's not there. 450 00:22:36,764 --> 00:22:38,997 He's probably wondering, "Where the fuck is Vicky?" 451 00:22:38,999 --> 00:22:41,599 It's a little bit awkward. 452 00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:45,735 I think it's terrible. I feel so sorry for Dan. 453 00:22:45,737 --> 00:22:48,237 He hasn't got a clue what's going on. 454 00:22:51,608 --> 00:22:53,742 I wonder what face Vicky will be wearing tonight 455 00:22:53,744 --> 00:22:56,845 when she turns up and sees that Dan's arrived. 456 00:22:56,847 --> 00:22:58,880 One face or the other. 457 00:22:58,882 --> 00:23:01,015 They're both fucking shit anyway. 458 00:23:01,017 --> 00:23:03,283 (laughing, chatting) 459 00:23:03,285 --> 00:23:06,586 No, you can't. Next time, you'll get pregnant. 460 00:23:06,588 --> 00:23:08,387 (all laughing) 461 00:23:13,159 --> 00:23:15,426 What a day. 462 00:23:15,428 --> 00:23:17,995 We need to hide these, quick. 463 00:23:17,997 --> 00:23:21,498 We have really spoiled Sophie today, and she deserves it. 464 00:23:21,500 --> 00:23:24,767 We rush home, bump into Ricci in the kitchen. 465 00:23:24,769 --> 00:23:26,969 Oh, yeah. 466 00:23:26,971 --> 00:23:28,537 What you got her? 467 00:23:28,539 --> 00:23:32,240 It's boring in this fucking house, nothing going on. 468 00:23:32,242 --> 00:23:35,776 It's boring as fuck. 469 00:23:35,778 --> 00:23:38,011 Everyone is fucking, like, in bed, 470 00:23:38,013 --> 00:23:39,712 Two out there. There's nothing going on. 471 00:23:39,714 --> 00:23:42,014 This is gonna be a beautiful moment. 472 00:23:42,016 --> 00:23:45,050 Vicky is gonna have a meltdown, a breakdown, 473 00:23:45,052 --> 00:23:47,685 and I'm gonna be in the front row watching it. 474 00:23:47,687 --> 00:23:50,054 Where is everyone? 475 00:23:50,056 --> 00:23:52,656 Out here. 476 00:23:52,658 --> 00:23:54,791 Fucking knackered, you know? 477 00:23:54,793 --> 00:23:57,460 (talking, indistinct) 478 00:23:57,462 --> 00:23:58,627 It's absolutely shit. 479 00:23:58,629 --> 00:24:00,762 Hi, guys. Hi, hi. 480 00:24:00,764 --> 00:24:02,997 It's all right? 481 00:24:02,999 --> 00:24:04,865 Oh. 482 00:24:04,867 --> 00:24:06,199 (all laughing) 483 00:24:06,201 --> 00:24:09,235 First thing that run through my mind when I seen Daniel, 484 00:24:09,237 --> 00:24:10,769 it was just complete shock. 485 00:24:10,771 --> 00:24:13,304 For him to just pop up and surprise us, 486 00:24:13,306 --> 00:24:14,772 it just melted me heart. 487 00:24:14,774 --> 00:24:15,939 Surprise! 488 00:24:15,941 --> 00:24:18,641 It's not a nice thing to watch him being with her. 489 00:24:18,643 --> 00:24:20,943 But this'll be probably one of the last times 490 00:24:20,945 --> 00:24:22,177 he probably ever sees her. 491 00:24:22,179 --> 00:24:24,646 So spend as much time as you want with her, kid. 492 00:24:24,648 --> 00:24:26,347 Fucking (bleep). 493 00:24:26,349 --> 00:24:28,615 (laughing) 494 00:24:30,084 --> 00:24:33,419 When Vicky came back, she seen him, she kissed him, 495 00:24:33,421 --> 00:24:34,620 and bang, straight into Ricci. 496 00:24:34,622 --> 00:24:35,754 I think that's when it hit home. 497 00:24:35,756 --> 00:24:39,224 Ricci was like, "Whoa, whoa. Shit, she's got a boyfriend." 498 00:24:39,226 --> 00:24:40,592 Hi. 499 00:24:44,296 --> 00:24:47,598 I can see in the scenario-- Do you know what I mean? 500 00:24:47,600 --> 00:24:49,499 Like, Vicky will go to him, 501 00:24:49,501 --> 00:24:51,567 good-looking lad, great shape. 502 00:24:51,569 --> 00:24:52,768 You're a good-looking lad. 503 00:24:52,770 --> 00:24:54,035 When he's taken out of the equation, 504 00:24:54,037 --> 00:24:57,271 you can see why you just filled his fucking space. 505 00:24:57,273 --> 00:24:59,506 If you want to put it like that, like. 506 00:24:59,508 --> 00:25:02,408 (both laughing) 507 00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:03,142 I feel fine about it. 508 00:25:03,144 --> 00:25:05,277 At the end of the day, I'm the one that's single, 509 00:25:05,279 --> 00:25:07,779 and she's the one in a relationship. 510 00:25:07,781 --> 00:25:10,481 But she's being gettin' a lot better. 511 00:25:10,483 --> 00:25:12,616 He's no competition whatsoever. 512 00:25:13,618 --> 00:25:15,885 Did you get a surprise and all that? 513 00:25:15,887 --> 00:25:16,352 Yeah. 514 00:25:16,354 --> 00:25:20,222 I thought you didn't care about me anymore. 515 00:25:24,327 --> 00:25:26,027 Oh! 516 00:25:26,029 --> 00:25:27,261 (both laughing) 517 00:25:27,263 --> 00:25:28,595 If I had a girlfriend, right, 518 00:25:28,597 --> 00:25:31,331 and I knew my girlfriend was cuddling, 519 00:25:31,333 --> 00:25:33,633 even just pecking someone else 520 00:25:33,635 --> 00:25:35,434 and sleeping in the same bed, 521 00:25:35,436 --> 00:25:38,737 it would be fucking game over. 522 00:25:38,739 --> 00:25:40,405 I would kick off. 523 00:25:42,775 --> 00:25:45,309 Ricci is such a sly little dog. 524 00:25:45,311 --> 00:25:47,044 He's having a conversation with Dan 525 00:25:47,046 --> 00:25:48,245 as if he's his best friend 526 00:25:48,247 --> 00:25:49,980 and making Dan look like a total muck. 527 00:25:49,982 --> 00:25:52,048 You have a good girlfriend. 528 00:25:52,050 --> 00:25:52,882 I know, I know. 529 00:25:52,884 --> 00:25:54,216 I know it must be hard for her, like. 530 00:25:54,218 --> 00:25:57,486 She does get lonely, and I know she's a flirt and all that. 531 00:25:57,488 --> 00:25:58,820 I know what she's like. 532 00:25:58,822 --> 00:26:00,488 You got nothing to worry about. 533 00:26:00,490 --> 00:26:05,159 But as being like...silly-- Do you know what I mean? 534 00:26:05,161 --> 00:26:06,727 You still haven't seen each other? 535 00:26:06,729 --> 00:26:08,729 That's the only reason I'm here. 536 00:26:08,731 --> 00:26:10,497 You're used to seeing each other. 537 00:26:10,499 --> 00:26:11,965 (talking, indistinct) 538 00:26:11,967 --> 00:26:13,666 I am so shocked. 539 00:26:13,668 --> 00:26:15,534 Me heart practically stops. 540 00:26:15,536 --> 00:26:17,435 This is the worst person, Dan, 541 00:26:17,437 --> 00:26:19,970 for you could be having this fucking conversation with. 542 00:26:19,972 --> 00:26:23,640 I'm getting to the age now where I'm thinking about, like, 543 00:26:23,642 --> 00:26:26,442 you know, I wanna be engaged. 544 00:26:26,444 --> 00:26:27,276 You wanna settle down? 545 00:26:27,278 --> 00:26:28,910 Well, not necessarily settle down right now. 546 00:26:28,912 --> 00:26:30,778 I still wanna enjoy me life. 547 00:26:30,780 --> 00:26:31,912 You run by that with her, though? 548 00:26:31,914 --> 00:26:35,181 You find out that your girlfriend wants the same thing? 549 00:26:35,183 --> 00:26:36,782 Who the fuck does Ricci think he is 550 00:26:36,784 --> 00:26:40,252 giving Vicky's boyfriend relationship advice? 551 00:26:40,254 --> 00:26:42,087 I see the shit hitting the fan tonight, 552 00:26:42,089 --> 00:26:44,856 and I hope to God Vicky's in the fucking firing line. 553 00:26:44,858 --> 00:26:47,892 It's not just about one person. 554 00:26:47,894 --> 00:26:49,627 It's about what two people think. 555 00:26:49,629 --> 00:26:51,629 We talk about it all the time. 556 00:26:51,631 --> 00:26:54,064 Do it, dude. Do it. 557 00:26:54,066 --> 00:26:55,432 It's an absolute giggle. 558 00:26:55,434 --> 00:26:58,435 Like, if Vicky was thinking on the same lines as him, 559 00:26:58,437 --> 00:27:01,538 she wouldn't be in bed with me every single night. 560 00:27:01,540 --> 00:27:05,108 So how're you doing on the bird front, then? 561 00:27:05,110 --> 00:27:06,843 Um... 562 00:27:06,845 --> 00:27:08,578 all right. 563 00:27:10,948 --> 00:27:13,616 Tonight what we're gonna do is just go out with the boys 564 00:27:13,618 --> 00:27:15,718 and put that in the back of my mind. 565 00:27:15,720 --> 00:27:17,453 Let's just fucking have it. 566 00:27:18,621 --> 00:27:19,554 Gaz is over the moon. 567 00:27:19,556 --> 00:27:20,755 He thinks he's got his wing man back. 568 00:27:20,757 --> 00:27:22,356 He's been telling Ricci from day one 569 00:27:22,358 --> 00:27:26,693 it's pointless even trying to get with Vicky, like. 570 00:27:26,695 --> 00:27:29,929 ¶ 571 00:27:35,335 --> 00:27:38,003 We've got a great little area, the drinks are flowing. 572 00:27:38,005 --> 00:27:39,471 We're all having a dance, 573 00:27:39,473 --> 00:27:41,139 but I can't enjoy Dan's visit 574 00:27:41,141 --> 00:27:43,241 because now I've seen them both together, 575 00:27:43,243 --> 00:27:46,544 and I know how wrong this is. 576 00:27:54,319 --> 00:27:56,286 The situation's quite awkward for Ricci, 577 00:27:56,288 --> 00:27:58,521 because he just doesn't know where to put himself now. 578 00:27:58,523 --> 00:28:00,589 We all know tomorrow when Dan goes, 579 00:28:00,591 --> 00:28:02,624 Vicky'll be jumping back into bed with Ricci. 580 00:28:02,626 --> 00:28:04,258 It's a fucking joke. 581 00:28:14,435 --> 00:28:16,102 What the fuck is Vicky playing at? 582 00:28:16,104 --> 00:28:18,671 She's trying to pretend that nothing's happened. 583 00:28:18,673 --> 00:28:21,573 She's going the total wrong way about it. 584 00:28:29,014 --> 00:28:33,283 Ricci thinks this is the best time after four Jagerbombs 585 00:28:33,285 --> 00:28:36,219 to have some sort of heartfelt conversation with me 586 00:28:36,221 --> 00:28:39,422 about why I'm with me boyfriend and not him. 587 00:28:58,742 --> 00:29:03,078 I've never intentionally set out to hurt anyone's feelings. 588 00:29:03,080 --> 00:29:04,579 I don't know what to do. 589 00:29:04,581 --> 00:29:06,581 Vicky's like playing Ricci and Dan, 590 00:29:06,583 --> 00:29:08,683 giving Dan a kiss, going winking at Ricci. 591 00:29:08,685 --> 00:29:10,685 Fuck, like this big player thing going on. 592 00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:12,453 Who does she think she is, me? 593 00:29:14,422 --> 00:29:17,290 I think everyone feels a little bit awkward. 594 00:29:17,292 --> 00:29:18,958 I think it's childish. 595 00:29:18,960 --> 00:29:20,459 She's mature enough 596 00:29:20,461 --> 00:29:22,828 to get herself in a situation like this. 597 00:29:22,830 --> 00:29:23,962 She's gonna have to be mature enough 598 00:29:23,964 --> 00:29:27,298 to get herself out of it and get a grip of her life. 599 00:29:29,634 --> 00:29:31,267 I've been feeling really guilty about the way 600 00:29:31,269 --> 00:29:33,602 I've been behaving with Ricci when Dan wasn't around, 601 00:29:33,604 --> 00:29:34,636 and I need to get it off me chest. 602 00:29:34,638 --> 00:29:36,804 I'm not a liar, I am upfront, I am honest, 603 00:29:36,806 --> 00:29:40,107 and I feel like shit keeping things from him. 604 00:29:56,591 --> 00:29:57,524 And you know what he says? 605 00:29:57,526 --> 00:29:59,893 He tells me that he's known me for long enough to know 606 00:29:59,895 --> 00:30:01,594 exactly what I'm fucking like, 607 00:30:01,596 --> 00:30:03,262 and I am a bit of a twat. 608 00:30:03,264 --> 00:30:07,466 I think you just fucking man-up and stop being a prick. 609 00:30:21,881 --> 00:30:23,548 There's only so much I can take 610 00:30:23,550 --> 00:30:25,550 watching this pathetic relationship. 611 00:30:25,552 --> 00:30:26,617 It's ridiculous. 612 00:30:26,619 --> 00:30:27,651 I'm gonna get meself a nice girl, 613 00:30:27,653 --> 00:30:31,488 back at the house, and let the magic happen. 614 00:30:38,796 --> 00:30:41,397 Hello, peeps. 615 00:30:44,234 --> 00:30:46,301 What we'll do, have a little cuddle, 616 00:30:46,303 --> 00:30:48,169 when you get up in the morning that's it. 617 00:30:48,171 --> 00:30:49,937 Perfect end of the night. 618 00:30:49,939 --> 00:30:50,737 We've pulled two birds. 619 00:30:50,739 --> 00:30:52,205 I've got one, Ricci's got the other. 620 00:30:52,207 --> 00:30:55,241 Not very clean, is it? That's my bed there. 621 00:30:55,243 --> 00:30:56,475 And you can tell these kind of girls 622 00:30:56,477 --> 00:30:58,643 are not gonna just put out, just jump into bed 623 00:30:58,645 --> 00:30:59,744 and bang you instantly. 624 00:30:59,746 --> 00:31:01,512 You play it cool, get up off the floor. 625 00:31:01,514 --> 00:31:03,547 Let them know you are a nice guy deep down, 626 00:31:03,549 --> 00:31:04,714 but still in the back of your head, 627 00:31:04,716 --> 00:31:05,681 you know you're gonna bang them. 628 00:31:05,683 --> 00:31:07,949 You just gotta break them down and be nice to them. 629 00:31:07,951 --> 00:31:10,651 (talking, indistinct) 630 00:31:20,294 --> 00:31:23,696 He's actually pissing me off. Look at him. 631 00:31:23,698 --> 00:31:24,663 Chill out, Ricci. 632 00:31:24,665 --> 00:31:26,431 And the bedroom, and I'm just grinding down. 633 00:31:26,433 --> 00:31:29,700 I know in an hour and a half, I'll be banging this bird. 634 00:31:29,702 --> 00:31:30,834 Standard. 635 00:31:30,836 --> 00:31:32,869 I just knew Ricci was being be too keen, 636 00:31:32,871 --> 00:31:34,303 and I knew he was gonna fuck things up. 637 00:31:34,305 --> 00:31:37,105 Do you wanna come in here? It's all safe in here. 638 00:31:37,107 --> 00:31:39,807 Dan's with Vicky in bed. 639 00:31:39,809 --> 00:31:41,308 That should be me down there, not him. 640 00:31:41,310 --> 00:31:43,243 Ricci, chill. 641 00:31:43,245 --> 00:31:46,679 (talking, indistinct) 642 00:31:47,981 --> 00:31:49,314 Oh! 643 00:31:49,316 --> 00:31:51,582 Ow! 644 00:31:51,584 --> 00:31:53,717 I fucking broke me nose. 645 00:31:53,719 --> 00:31:54,818 Oh, my God! 646 00:31:54,820 --> 00:31:56,486 That really, really hurt. 647 00:31:56,488 --> 00:31:58,221 (laughing) You haven't broke it. 648 00:31:58,223 --> 00:32:01,023 Ugh! Ricci! 649 00:32:01,025 --> 00:32:03,825 I end up getting up. Your friend's too keyed. 650 00:32:03,827 --> 00:32:06,561 And he did generally fuck things up. 651 00:32:08,664 --> 00:32:12,166 (talking, indistinct) 652 00:32:15,136 --> 00:32:17,871 Where you going? It was nice meeting you. 653 00:32:17,873 --> 00:32:19,405 You going home? Yeah. 654 00:32:19,407 --> 00:32:20,406 You're not going home. 655 00:32:20,408 --> 00:32:23,876 (talking, indistinct) 656 00:32:28,681 --> 00:32:31,349 There's this big deal about me not having sex 657 00:32:31,351 --> 00:32:32,116 and blah, blah, blah. 658 00:32:32,118 --> 00:32:34,184 "Vicky doesn't bang." I get that. 659 00:32:36,554 --> 00:32:37,954 I am in love with Dan. 660 00:32:37,956 --> 00:32:40,923 So, yes, Vicky did bang. 661 00:32:40,925 --> 00:32:42,157 Whoo! 662 00:32:42,159 --> 00:32:44,459 (giggling) 663 00:33:00,642 --> 00:33:03,744 When we get our presents-- 664 00:33:03,746 --> 00:33:06,079 When she gets up, 665 00:33:06,081 --> 00:33:09,482 let's kind of go up to her room and like "Happy Birthday." 666 00:33:09,484 --> 00:33:10,483 It's Sophie's birthday. 667 00:33:10,485 --> 00:33:12,318 We're gonna make it one that she'll never forget. 668 00:33:12,320 --> 00:33:15,821 Like, we're all gonna go out tonight, Geordie style. 669 00:33:15,823 --> 00:33:19,758 You know what day it is today? It's my birthday! Whoo! 670 00:33:19,760 --> 00:33:22,827 Get the balloons out, the banners out. 671 00:33:22,829 --> 00:33:25,262 It's party-fucking-time. 672 00:33:33,004 --> 00:33:36,106 It's hard knowing that those two are together. 673 00:33:36,108 --> 00:33:37,874 I can't really do anything about it. 674 00:33:37,876 --> 00:33:43,012 You've got a... shit situation going on. 675 00:33:45,682 --> 00:33:47,215 I'll catch you later. 676 00:33:47,217 --> 00:33:49,283 Take it easy, all right? See you later. 677 00:33:49,285 --> 00:33:50,150 Bye! 678 00:33:50,152 --> 00:33:53,019 Everybody kind of feels that Dan is the nicest guy. 679 00:33:53,021 --> 00:33:54,820 Have a good birthday, all right? I will. 680 00:33:54,822 --> 00:33:57,722 And they don't want him to get hurt. 681 00:33:57,724 --> 00:33:59,857 I'm gonna miss this. 682 00:33:59,859 --> 00:34:01,658 You gonna be good? 683 00:34:01,660 --> 00:34:02,358 Yes. 684 00:34:02,360 --> 00:34:03,525 Everything is so nice, 685 00:34:03,527 --> 00:34:08,096 and I just feel like such a fucking scumbag. 686 00:34:08,098 --> 00:34:11,299 (talking, indistinct) 687 00:34:11,301 --> 00:34:12,667 Bye! 688 00:34:12,669 --> 00:34:14,068 Good-bye, Dan! 689 00:34:14,070 --> 00:34:16,203 (exhales) 690 00:34:17,705 --> 00:34:19,405 Me and Vicky, we're friends. 691 00:34:19,407 --> 00:34:20,072 We get along well enough, 692 00:34:20,074 --> 00:34:23,408 but now I'm seeing her cheating on her boyfriend all the time. 693 00:34:23,410 --> 00:34:24,742 It's made us think, "Fucking hell, 694 00:34:24,744 --> 00:34:28,345 now I know why I fucking didn't like ya." 695 00:34:28,347 --> 00:34:33,583 You can't have your cake and eat it, too. 696 00:34:38,622 --> 00:34:41,190 (doorbell rings) Whoo! 697 00:34:41,192 --> 00:34:43,425 So, it's not just any other day, 698 00:34:43,427 --> 00:34:44,592 it's me birthday. 699 00:34:44,594 --> 00:34:46,860 It all begins now. 700 00:34:46,862 --> 00:34:48,361 Hi! 701 00:34:48,363 --> 00:34:50,930 This means hair extensions, 702 00:34:50,932 --> 00:34:54,066 teeth whitened, lips need done. 703 00:34:54,068 --> 00:34:55,834 Holly, would you really get that done? 704 00:34:55,836 --> 00:34:57,335 Yes. Look at it. 705 00:34:57,337 --> 00:34:59,036 I want me boyfriend here. 706 00:34:59,038 --> 00:35:01,238 And I don't want presents from him. 707 00:35:01,240 --> 00:35:02,639 I want to give him a present. 708 00:35:02,641 --> 00:35:04,540 I'm getting blowjob lips. 709 00:35:04,542 --> 00:35:05,407 Get the fillers in, 710 00:35:05,409 --> 00:35:08,710 get them pumped up, and get fucking sucking. 711 00:35:08,712 --> 00:35:11,145 It looks really... 712 00:35:11,147 --> 00:35:13,647 Needles in her lips. 713 00:35:13,649 --> 00:35:16,116 (all talking, indistinct) 714 00:35:17,118 --> 00:35:19,953 Simon Cowell, eat your heart out. 715 00:35:21,655 --> 00:35:25,090 (telephone ringing) 716 00:35:26,625 --> 00:35:28,258 Hiya. 717 00:35:28,260 --> 00:35:28,958 It's me. How are you? 718 00:35:28,960 --> 00:35:31,560 After seeing Dan and the way he went on with Vicky, 719 00:35:31,562 --> 00:35:33,828 he made us think I wanna see my boyfriend. 720 00:35:33,830 --> 00:35:37,032 I was gonna ask if you wanted to come up tonight. 721 00:35:40,803 --> 00:35:43,404 I've got a new head of hair runners, 722 00:35:43,406 --> 00:35:44,571 I've had me nails done, 723 00:35:44,573 --> 00:35:48,374 I've got me eyelashes done, I'm looking the part. 724 00:35:57,784 --> 00:35:59,417 He doesn't really want to make an effort, 725 00:35:59,419 --> 00:36:00,918 and he doesn't really wanna see us. 726 00:36:00,920 --> 00:36:03,654 Bye. I have to go. 727 00:36:05,089 --> 00:36:08,491 At this point, I feel shit. 728 00:36:08,493 --> 00:36:10,826 It's the worst birthday I've ever had. 729 00:36:10,828 --> 00:36:13,995 (crying) Nothing's gone right. 730 00:36:15,664 --> 00:36:16,830 I'm just sick of this. 731 00:36:16,832 --> 00:36:21,000 I want my boyfriend to be here, and he hasn't turned up. 732 00:36:21,002 --> 00:36:22,601 Love you. Bye. 733 00:36:23,736 --> 00:36:25,536 Miss you. Bye. 734 00:36:25,538 --> 00:36:29,706 (Sophie) No one gives a shit about us right now. 735 00:36:31,909 --> 00:36:32,875 Sophie is down. 736 00:36:32,877 --> 00:36:34,843 Her boyfriend can't come, her friends couldn't come. 737 00:36:34,845 --> 00:36:36,811 So it is hard for her, but it's our job 738 00:36:36,813 --> 00:36:38,813 to raise her spirits because it's her birthday, 739 00:36:38,815 --> 00:36:40,781 and we want her to have a good time. 740 00:36:40,783 --> 00:36:42,816 I got myself ready tonight, 741 00:36:42,818 --> 00:36:45,552 because I wanna decorate the house, get everyone involved, 742 00:36:45,554 --> 00:36:47,520 and make sure the place looks great 743 00:36:47,522 --> 00:36:49,889 just for her birthday, to cheer her up. 744 00:36:49,891 --> 00:36:53,158 (cheering) 745 00:36:53,160 --> 00:36:56,461 Big surprise. I've got me Geordie crew there. 746 00:36:56,463 --> 00:36:58,362 The Lord said to me, I think-- 747 00:36:58,364 --> 00:37:00,263 "You know, Sophie, get rid of this bad mood. 748 00:37:00,265 --> 00:37:03,165 "These crew are trying to make a good effort for you. 749 00:37:03,167 --> 00:37:05,467 "Stop being such a fucking miserable bitch, 750 00:37:05,469 --> 00:37:07,135 and cheer your fucking self up." 751 00:37:07,137 --> 00:37:10,338 Let's all have a good night, everyone shows up, right? 752 00:37:10,340 --> 00:37:12,907 I'm counting on you to cheer us up. 753 00:37:12,909 --> 00:37:14,108 Cheer yourself up. 754 00:37:14,110 --> 00:37:15,876 Happy Birthday, Sophie. 755 00:37:15,878 --> 00:37:17,577 (cheering) 756 00:37:20,147 --> 00:37:23,382 ¶ 757 00:37:31,724 --> 00:37:34,225 I don't want no drama tonight. 758 00:37:34,227 --> 00:37:35,292 It's all about me. 759 00:37:35,294 --> 00:37:37,560 I want us all to have a good time. 760 00:37:37,562 --> 00:37:39,628 Get the champagne popping. 761 00:37:39,630 --> 00:37:40,795 Let's party. 762 00:37:40,797 --> 00:37:42,129 (cheering) 763 00:37:42,131 --> 00:37:44,131 I didn't think I would miss Charlotte, 764 00:37:44,133 --> 00:37:47,734 but when the night's out, Charlotte's bubbly, she makes everyone laugh. 765 00:37:47,736 --> 00:37:49,902 She can get down. She will make you smile. 766 00:37:49,904 --> 00:37:51,136 So I do miss Charlotte, 767 00:37:51,138 --> 00:37:53,204 and it will be a relief to get her back. 768 00:37:53,206 --> 00:37:54,605 (shouting) 769 00:37:54,607 --> 00:37:55,706 I go up to the dance floor. 770 00:37:55,708 --> 00:37:57,474 It's rammed, wall-to-wall of cock, 771 00:37:57,476 --> 00:38:01,177 neck to neck with fun, disco, boogie on down. 772 00:38:01,179 --> 00:38:04,313 ¶ 773 00:38:12,922 --> 00:38:16,157 ¶ 774 00:38:26,801 --> 00:38:29,969 The thing about Holly is that she's a rubbish drinker. 775 00:38:29,971 --> 00:38:31,603 Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish. 776 00:38:31,605 --> 00:38:33,237 Jesus... 777 00:38:33,239 --> 00:38:35,439 I can't remember being on the mini bus. 778 00:38:35,441 --> 00:38:38,375 I can't remember walking in. 779 00:38:38,377 --> 00:38:41,344 I do remember falling asleep on the deck. 780 00:38:44,681 --> 00:38:46,314 The next thing I know, 781 00:38:46,316 --> 00:38:48,516 Jay is baby-carrying me to bed. 782 00:38:48,518 --> 00:38:52,152 No, no, you can't. The stairs are too steep. 783 00:38:52,154 --> 00:38:54,954 (laughing) 784 00:38:58,758 --> 00:39:00,592 (talking, indistinct) 785 00:39:00,594 --> 00:39:02,093 I don't know where my strength came from. 786 00:39:02,095 --> 00:39:05,029 Even though she's light, she's still fucking heavy, like. 787 00:39:07,565 --> 00:39:11,935 (talking, indistinct) 788 00:39:14,438 --> 00:39:15,905 Just go to sleep. 789 00:39:15,907 --> 00:39:18,440 No, no, no, just turn around. 790 00:39:18,442 --> 00:39:22,010 Holly's absolutely fucking mort, all right? 791 00:39:22,012 --> 00:39:22,910 She's doing me head in. 792 00:39:22,912 --> 00:39:25,212 You're a really nice person. 793 00:39:25,214 --> 00:39:27,147 Thank you. I appreciate it. 794 00:39:27,149 --> 00:39:28,047 No, no, it's fine. 795 00:39:28,049 --> 00:39:30,849 Just go to sleep and have a nice night, okay? 796 00:39:30,851 --> 00:39:32,116 Yeah, yeah. 797 00:39:32,118 --> 00:39:34,051 I do like spending time with James. 798 00:39:34,053 --> 00:39:35,052 Why should I have to stay sober? 799 00:39:35,054 --> 00:39:38,455 If I stay sober, I'd still probably waffle him. 800 00:39:38,457 --> 00:39:40,590 And how can I have the confidence if I'm not drunk? 801 00:39:40,592 --> 00:39:44,293 You have a Christina Aguilar infatuation? 802 00:39:44,295 --> 00:39:47,663 No. Is that why you wear this wig for? 803 00:39:47,665 --> 00:39:49,197 (talking, indistinct) 804 00:39:49,199 --> 00:39:50,932 Right. Well, enjoy the floor. It looks pretty comfy. 805 00:39:50,934 --> 00:39:53,434 I can't get up. I've had it. 806 00:39:53,802 --> 00:39:57,404 Seeing you with your boyfriend last night, it was just like... 807 00:39:57,406 --> 00:39:58,338 I know it was horrible. 808 00:39:58,340 --> 00:40:00,306 It was fucking... Do you know what I mean? 809 00:40:00,308 --> 00:40:01,073 Yeah, I know. 810 00:40:01,075 --> 00:40:02,808 It's hard for us both, it is. 811 00:40:02,810 --> 00:40:05,310 And I don't know if she's just not playing games with me, 812 00:40:05,312 --> 00:40:06,811 and I'm not playing games with her. 813 00:40:06,813 --> 00:40:08,312 I care about you. 814 00:40:08,314 --> 00:40:10,013 I never said you didn't care about me. 815 00:40:10,015 --> 00:40:12,715 But I do care about you. I know you do. I know you do. 816 00:40:12,717 --> 00:40:14,950 I care about you so much. 817 00:40:14,952 --> 00:40:18,520 (Vicky) I now everyone's dead quick to give advice. 818 00:40:18,522 --> 00:40:19,821 I can't just like... 819 00:40:19,823 --> 00:40:21,656 I can't just walk away from you. 820 00:40:21,658 --> 00:40:23,290 But the fact of the matter is 821 00:40:23,292 --> 00:40:25,592 I'd like to see them in my position, in my shoes, 822 00:40:25,594 --> 00:40:29,128 trying to deal with this and keep everybody else happy 823 00:40:29,130 --> 00:40:33,565 and not fall apart from the guilt. 824 00:40:33,567 --> 00:40:34,432 Because at the minute, 825 00:40:34,434 --> 00:40:37,501 all I do feel is so guilty and so sorry, 826 00:40:37,503 --> 00:40:40,971 and I don't know how to fix it. 827 00:40:44,875 --> 00:40:46,175 If I was with Charlotte, 828 00:40:46,177 --> 00:40:47,843 doing what Vicky and Ricci are doing, 829 00:40:47,845 --> 00:40:51,079 I would get dirty looks. 830 00:40:51,081 --> 00:40:52,580 I haven't got a girlfriend, 831 00:40:52,582 --> 00:40:53,614 Charlotte hasn't got a boyfriend, 832 00:40:53,616 --> 00:40:54,982 so we can do what the fuck we want. 833 00:40:54,984 --> 00:40:57,551 Dan left Vicky's bed this morning, 834 00:40:57,553 --> 00:40:59,319 and tonight Ricci's in it. 835 00:40:59,321 --> 00:41:02,055 That's gonna hurt people, and it's wrong. 836 00:41:13,634 --> 00:41:15,234 And I'm thinking to meself, 837 00:41:15,236 --> 00:41:17,970 "How can I make her stay in bed?" 838 00:41:24,043 --> 00:41:26,511 It fucking worked. 839 00:41:27,813 --> 00:41:28,779 I was asleep. 840 00:41:28,781 --> 00:41:30,614 ¶ Everyone's here to party 841 00:41:30,616 --> 00:41:33,049 ¶ If you wanna go back, if you wanna go back ¶ 842 00:41:33,051 --> 00:41:34,517 ¶ Everyone's here to party 843 00:41:34,519 --> 00:41:36,852 ¶ If you wanna to back if wanna go... ¶ 844 00:41:36,854 --> 00:41:38,486 ¶ Everyone's here to party 845 00:41:38,488 --> 00:41:40,521 ¶ Let's party, party 846 00:41:40,523 --> 00:41:42,155 ¶ Let's party hard 847 00:41:42,157 --> 00:41:44,090 ¶ Let's party, party 848 00:41:44,092 --> 00:41:45,991 ¶ Party hard 849 00:41:45,993 --> 00:41:51,296 ¶ Let's party hard