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We're all back in Newcastle, back in our playground.
Let the party begin.
Hi! It's a new boy.
Hey! Hey! Hey!
What the fuck?
She's got an attitude.
She's got a face like a slapped dog.
Just like...
(arguing)
I never wanted the story-- The best we done last time.
You've got the promotion work,
but does anybody know how to--
She's gorgeous, feminine.
It could work if we got together.
Hang on a second. I'm in the fuck hut.
Does that mean I don't love Dan?
Me main goal is to bang a bird.
We're doing all this big party for James.
He still doesn't manage to get laid.
(laughing) Fucking come on!
I just want to go home, see me mum.
I've been necking on with me-- Surely, that means Becca is off limits.
(shouting)
I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. edge.
My biggest fear is getting wrinkles.
I've got a banging body and the banter to match.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack.
The hardest graft I've had to do is do me hair.
I could talk the back legs off the donkey.
Got the looks, got the charm-- It just works.
I'm fit, I'm flirty, and I've got double F's.
(all) Geordie Shore! Why aye!
(arguing)
Tonight's gone crazy.
Jay's arguing with Gaz over Rebecca.
I think guy's must be a bit mad,
stepping up to Jay like he's twice his size.
(shouting)
I'm sick of getting the blame for everything.
First, it was Charlotte,
but Charlotte's the one who jumped on my dick.
Now James is up on Rebecca.
To be fair, I haven't banged all sorts--
But I wouldn't do that to Jay.
What are you doing? Calm down, sit down.
Let's face it, Gary is a fuck machine,
and any girl in this house is lucky
not to get banged by that massive poss of his.
Just drink.
(talking, indistinct)
We're family.
Do you know what I mean?
In all fairness, what I said was out of order.
There's no point arguing, falling out over a bird anyways.
It's like bros before whores.
It was sort of, literally, in a minute.
It's nice that we kinda argued,
but literally two minutes later, I sort it.
What's this? Oh, my God, mate.
(doorbell rings)
Last night was actual fucking mental.
God knows what is gonna happen over the next few weeks.
I don't even want to think about it.
Good morning. How are you?
You fresh? I'm fresh.
Good.
Morning. Wake up, people.
I've got jobs for you tonight.
Gary, James, I need you to do an 18th birthday party.
Absolutely buzzing for the night.
An 18th birthday party.
Guaranteed funny everywhere.
If there's one thing I need
is to get meself some decent funny.
I haven't banged on "Geordie Shore" yet.
So I think it's about time I did.
It will be pinny only.
Naked, of course, for the birthday girl.
(talking, indistinct)
They wanted pinny only.
So you'll be topless and bottomless.
The rest of you, you'll be on the limo bus hosting.
Girls, you need to have a pair of black heels and a black vest top.
I have your uniforms.
And, Vicky, I don't wanna hear no noise.
It doesn't look big enough for a uniform.
You look lovely.
You'll wear them, won't you?
Yes. There you go.
It doesn't surprise me that Rebecca wants us to put them on,
because she's about seven stone,
and she has the figure of an eight-year-old.
Nobody wants to hit the traffic lights,
me swerving getting my ass in their face.
It's bad for business, my ass.
I want you at work tonight, on time,
and I want you to do a damn good job.
Me and Vicky, we had a really nice talk on the key side.
I've been a bit of a soft cock.
I've just let this me and Vicky thing get way out of hand.
I'm normally in control, and right now,
I've got about as much control
as a Weight-Watcher in a sweetshop.
Everyone knows that. I know especially.
At the end of the day, though. I do wanna bang her.
I'll play the waiting game, and, uh...
Yeah, I'll get the prize at the end of it as well.
I've got Dan to think about at home.
Really?
Yeah, I do.
And I feel guilty 'cause I'm starting to like you as well.
As soon as Vick's gone to bed with me and started spooning,
I knew it was over between her and her boyfriend.
That kid just needs to lay off and just get a taxi.
I need to focus on what I've got with me boyfriend.
I need to take meself out of the sweetshop
and back in the Weight-Watchers class.
(phone ringing)
(ring)
Hello.
Okay. How are you?
Well, do you wanna come spend it with me?
Yeah.
You busy?
I need to get some semblance of order back in me life.
I need to meet me boyfriend.
Wouldn't you know, he's fucking at work?
Okay, darling.
Love you.
Things just aren't going my way when it comes to this, like.
If I've gotta be a half-naked butler at night,
I've gotta look buff. That means zero fluff.
(laughing)
Anna has got her wearing these tiny, little hot pants for work.
Pass the hairspray, please.
(laughing)
Oh!
(laughing)
Gaz and Ricci are all over them like a rash.
I wonder how James is gonna like them.
Hey! Hey!
Cheers.
Some decent balls. I can see your balls.
James is just being nice, and he's being a bit flirty.
And tonight might just be the night
that I get what I'm after,
because I'm a girl who always gets what she wants.
I can't wait for tonight.
The guns are out, me buns out.
I've got the power of the comb-over.
There's not a chance I'm not banging tonight.
Have a really good night. We'll see you later.
Be good.
Party bus, ladies. Party bus.
A host and a limo bus, free drinks before Riverside.
I am a hostess with the mostess.
I've got the skills to make you ill.
I love having fun. I love getting people drunk.
I'm really good at it, so this is the perfect job for me.
(talking, indistinct)
Do you want it in one of these glasses?
You can't go wrong with--
The bus, it just screams quality.
Freezing.
(girls screaming)
This is why I love Newcastle: Screaming girls everywhere.
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I'm starting to panic. There's no worldies.
I'm starting to think, is this ever gonna happen?
I can't do another "Geordie Shore" without banging.
I need a fucking bird.
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I had me phone goggles on.
I think Jason likes the phone goggles.
And I think he could be falling in love with this.
I think he felt a bit... turned on.
I don't know what's got into Becca.
She went in this overdrive, sex kitten thing.
Made me think there's porn sex in the cards,
which I don't think I have.
Saturday, for me, means one thing: Riverside.
It's fucking mint. I can't fucking wait.
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James is in the blue top.
Oh, my God.
Straight away, I introduced her to James.
I'm on the edge of me seat.
James, are you gonna pull this girl or what?
For real?
Oh. Oh.
The secret now is he's not gonna like her.
The next thing I know, James and that girl are toshing on.
Well, Holly, she really likes James.
I'm doing her a favor in the long run,
'cause once James starts banging,
Holly is gonna be right in his face.
Holly, it's gonna happen.
I can't help being with that, though.
Finally, I've got myself a little worldie.
I'm like an alpha male, just ready to feast.
All I want is a little bit of worldie meat.
and I'm gonna get it tonight.
You're having a fucking laugh.
It's "Geordie Shore."
We don't do serious relationships.
Banging, yes.
I'll bang her into next week.
I'm like a fucking steam train, and I'll smash her.
James is gonna bang this girl. I can see it.
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I don't know what's gotten into Rebecca tonight.
She's looking fucking decent, and I just can't help meself.
Bingo. Tongue's down her throat.
I've got red lipstick on.
Lips were like a baboon's ass.
Reservation for two in the fuck hut.
This massive buildup with James and Holly eventually pulls,
and James got totally caught--
Tonight I'm on a fucking mission.
There's nothing stopping me. I'm taking this party upstairs.
Me and Jay have had a little bit of a spoon
and a little bit of a kiss, but I drew the line.
I don't think he's happy about it.
My motto is "The less you give, the more they'll want."
I'm not that type of girl.
Hmm.
Spooning with Becca
is never ever gonna lead to fucking.
He come out with a hooker in a huff.
He just walks away.
He's very angry right now.
Then Ricci sticks his ore in.
It's got nothing to do with him.
Oh, yeah, walk away and call me a slut.
You couldn't say it to my face.
Rebecca, I wish you were a slut.
Don't fucking talk to me like that.
I don't know who you think you are, you know?
The fucking last thing I want talking to Rebecca.
Ricci shouldn't have called her a slut, like.
It's the easiest option for a lad to walk away
and call a girl a slut.
I didn't call you a slut!
What did you call us, a slut?
Slut, slag? Same meaning.
If he doesn't like us,
he can take a seat with the rest of the bitches,
waiting for us to give a fuck.
I'm just taking it slow with this bird.
I don't want her to get the wrong impression--
Wait, actually the right impression,
thinking I'm just after a bang.
There's a lot resting on it.
I need to get me first "Geordie Shore" bang.
I put it on a plate for-- I put it on the plate.
And what do I get? Nothing.
I'm annoyed at him for what he's doing to Charlotte.
I'm annoyed that she's not here.
I'm annoyed that I'm missing her.
'Cause he couldn't just stop fucking birds?
You started it.
Vicky can start an argument in every room.
How can she have a go me, when I'm single, Char's single.
However, she's the one that's cheating.
Any day of the week, I will fucking take on Gary.
I would stand and have an argument with him,
and I'd fucking annihilate him as well.
But right now, I don't feel like
I'm in a place where I can shout at other people,
and condemn other people
when I'm being such a fucking tosser.
So I'm on the home straight.
Then I hear it kicking up downstairs.
I've got the chance being balls deep here,
and youse are gonna fuck it up?
(shouting, downstairs)
What?
What the fuck?
(talking, indistinct)
You fucking bitch!
You did. I asked you-- I asked you if I was in the wrong.
What the fuck is Vicky having a go at me for?
I haven't done fuck-all.
I said no!
Sorry, I thought I didn't know were mates.
I'm dead sorry.
You naughty cow. I said no!
Vicky is arguing, but this time she's arguing with Holly,
and it's actually nice to see Holly sticking up for herself.
You are fucking turning things, Vicky,
because I didn't say anything--
(arguing)
Holly, don't shout at me.
At the end of the day,
I never ever once have shouted at you.
In fact, you know what?
I'm pretty sure anyone--
That's why you choked.
And you're the only one who's ever started me up as well?
(talking, indistinct)
Holly, come on.
I don't ever set you off, Holly.
I'm not gonna stand there and be like,
"Oh, Vicky, why are you saying that to me? Why?"
Like, I would've,
because I need to start sticking up for myself.
I've spent this fucking long... scared of her.
Yes, I have. Yes, I fucking have.
I've been scared to say anything,
anything for this long.
And do you know what?
I'm fucking sick. I'm sick.
Fucking bitch. I know.
(talking, indistinct)
Everything I'm doing is for a plan, is for a reason.
I'm not really grafting with her.
Come here.
Please, please. Are you serious?
Okay.
It's more just like me, and she's falling for me.
She's in the wrong, what she's doing with Ricci,
and she's gotta have some kind of bad feeling about her boyfriend.
Get in. I'm balls deep in worldie muff.
This is the way I'm gonna be rolling from now on,
from the comb-over comes the leg-over.
(passionate moaning)
Who can't bang on "Geordie Shore?"
Definitely not me.
I banged me some worldie last night. Bosh.
All right. I'll see you later.
Good night. Thanks for the night.
See you in a bit.
(all talking)
(laughing)
She was kind of nice, wasn't she?
Did this really happen?
James has pulled the cat out of the bag
and ended up banging a worldie.
His balls have dropped.
I'm actually loving the new James.
He's full-on Geordie man now.
All the hairs out there he said he couldn't bang.
Put it right out there, smashing the pages.
High five to the kid. Good one, lad.
James has managed to buck a worldie.
Whoo-whoo, yeah.
Go on, James, get it in.
Oh, shit, not a worldie.
(telephone ringing)
So miserable.
About what? Last night?
Yeah, pretty much.
Vicky doesn't know where she stands right now.
She likes the attention she's getting from Ricci.
But now reality's hit.
She's got a boyfriend.
It's just snapping at people.
It's like I'm just losing me temper,
because I'm so-- I'm just...
I'm feeling because I'm not in the right relationship.
It's me, and I feel so down.
I normally feel like I'm in control,
and I'm morally right.
And right now I'm playing with people's emotions.
I know that I'm behaving in such a wrong way.
(talking, indistinct)
Of course it was, but...
I don't want to be doing that.
I want to be having fun.
I'm on your side.
Why me? Yeah.
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Hello, you guys. Come on in.
I love it, spray tans. Absolutely love it.
Especially if it's a bird.
Can't complain, can ya?
It's a little bit awkward to be back.
'cause I did mean what I said last night,
and the fact that it's all grafting, grafting, grafting,
and fuck-all shafting.
I think he just wants friends with benefits.
I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do that.
No. It gets too hard.
Because when you have friends with benefits--
You start falling for them all the time.
I don't wanna fall in love with Jay.
I like Jay, but he's thinking with his dick.
I am one classy bird.
You know what we need?
We need a present. We need a cake.
Tomorrow is Sophie's birthday.
I've decided I really wanna spoil her.
Me and Holly are gonna go pick up
a few little surprises for her.
I'm glad we can talk, just me and you.
I wanted the chance to apologize for how I was snapping at you.
I shouldn't have snapped.
I hate, hate, hate not resolving an argument.
Don't like leaving things.
I think life's too short.
I'll like you for you.
And I like you for you.
And that's why, when we do get along, it's good.
And you get on me tits.
Yeah, and you get on mine, being so fucking classy.
I feel really disloyal flirting with Ricci
and spending so much time with him and stuff.
Absence does not make the heart grow fonder.
I don't know who the fuck came up with that.
Absence makes the heart grow slightly slaggy.
As long as you're not doing anything. Yeah.
It's kind of good that he is sassy,
because you won't go out and flirt with other people.
It's like...
House flirt. Like a house flirt.
Like a houseplant.
All she's been doing is, like,
cuddling and flirting and stuff.
But how's her boyfriend gonna see that?
And we have last week's bottle.
He put more vodka in it.
I'm going like this-- (slurping)
and he's putting more vodka in.
We're having a few drinks.
We're celebrating James banging.
Everyone's in high spirits.
I'm just feeling guilty that...
with Ricci there, I haven't missed Dan as much.
I've not been the best girlfriend ever.
You put yourself in his shoes,
how would you feel if that was happening to you?
I would feel like punching him in the face.
(doorbell rings)
Is that Ricci?
How are you? Hi, mate.
I'm Vicki's boyfriend.
Fuck. Dan's here. That's Vicki's boyfriend.
All right.
Vicky's boyfriend. Dan's at the house.
It's hard knowing that those two are together.
I can't really do anything about it.
Nice to meet you.
Good to see you.
Nice to meet you.
Just got off the plane. You want a vodka?
Vicky's not there.
He's probably wondering, "Where the fuck is Vicky?"
It's a little bit awkward.
I think it's terrible. I feel so sorry for Dan.
He hasn't got a clue what's going on.
I wonder what face Vicky will be wearing tonight
when she turns up and sees that Dan's arrived.
One face or the other.
They're both fucking shit anyway.
(laughing, chatting)
No, you can't. Next time, you'll get pregnant.
(all laughing)
What a day.
We need to hide these, quick.
We have really spoiled Sophie today, and she deserves it.
We rush home, bump into Ricci in the kitchen.
Oh, yeah.
What you got her?
It's boring in this fucking house, nothing going on.
It's boring as fuck.
Everyone is fucking, like, in bed,
Two out there. There's nothing going on.
This is gonna be a beautiful moment.
Vicky is gonna have a meltdown, a breakdown,
and I'm gonna be in the front row watching it.
Where is everyone?
Out here.
Fucking knackered, you know?
(talking, indistinct)
It's absolutely shit.
Hi, guys. Hi, hi.
It's all right?
Oh.
(all laughing)
First thing that run through my mind when I seen Daniel,
it was just complete shock.
For him to just pop up and surprise us,
it just melted me heart.
Surprise!
It's not a nice thing to watch him being with her.
But this'll be probably one of the last times
he probably ever sees her.
So spend as much time as you want with her, kid.
Fucking (bleep).
(laughing)
When Vicky came back, she seen him, she kissed him,
and bang, straight into Ricci.
I think that's when it hit home.
Ricci was like, "Whoa, whoa. Shit, she's got a boyfriend."
Hi.
I can see in the scenario-- Do you know what I mean?
Like, Vicky will go to him,
good-looking lad, great shape.
You're a good-looking lad.
When he's taken out of the equation,
you can see why you just filled his fucking space.
If you want to put it like that, like.
(both laughing)
I feel fine about it.
At the end of the day, I'm the one that's single,
and she's the one in a relationship.
But she's being gettin' a lot better.
He's no competition whatsoever.
Did you get a surprise and all that?
Yeah.
I thought you didn't care about me anymore.
Oh!
(both laughing)
If I had a girlfriend, right,
and I knew my girlfriend was cuddling,
even just pecking someone else
and sleeping in the same bed,
it would be fucking game over.
I would kick off.
Ricci is such a sly little dog.
He's having a conversation with Dan
as if he's his best friend
and making Dan look like a total muck.
You have a good girlfriend.
I know, I know.
I know it must be hard for her, like.
She does get lonely, and I know she's a flirt and all that.
I know what she's like.
You got nothing to worry about.
But as being like...silly-- Do you know what I mean?
You still haven't seen each other?
That's the only reason I'm here.
You're used to seeing each other.
(talking, indistinct)
I am so shocked.
Me heart practically stops.
This is the worst person, Dan,
for you could be having this fucking conversation with.
I'm getting to the age now where I'm thinking about, like,
you know, I wanna be engaged.
You wanna settle down?
Well, not necessarily settle down right now.
I still wanna enjoy me life.
You run by that with her, though?
You find out that your girlfriend wants the same thing?
Who the fuck does Ricci think he is
giving Vicky's boyfriend relationship advice?
I see the shit hitting the fan tonight,
and I hope to God Vicky's in the fucking firing line.
It's not just about one person.
It's about what two people think.
We talk about it all the time.
Do it, dude. Do it.
It's an absolute giggle.
Like, if Vicky was thinking on the same lines as him,
she wouldn't be in bed with me every single night.
So how're you doing on the bird front, then?
Um...
all right.
Tonight what we're gonna do is just go out with the boys
and put that in the back of my mind.
Let's just fucking have it.
Gaz is over the moon.
He thinks he's got his wing man back.
He's been telling Ricci from day one
it's pointless even trying to get with Vicky, like.
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We've got a great little area, the drinks are flowing.
We're all having a dance,
but I can't enjoy Dan's visit
because now I've seen them both together,
and I know how wrong this is.
The situation's quite awkward for Ricci,
because he just doesn't know where to put himself now.
We all know tomorrow when Dan goes,
Vicky'll be jumping back into bed with Ricci.
It's a fucking joke.
What the fuck is Vicky playing at?
She's trying to pretend that nothing's happened.
She's going the total wrong way about it.
Ricci thinks this is the best time after four Jagerbombs
to have some sort of heartfelt conversation with me
about why I'm with me boyfriend and not him.
I've never intentionally set out to hurt anyone's feelings.
I don't know what to do.
Vicky's like playing Ricci and Dan,
giving Dan a kiss, going winking at Ricci.
Fuck, like this big player thing going on.
Who does she think she is, me?
I think everyone feels a little bit awkward.
I think it's childish.
She's mature enough
to get herself in a situation like this.
She's gonna have to be mature enough
to get herself out of it and get a grip of her life.
I've been feeling really guilty about the way
I've been behaving with Ricci when Dan wasn't around,
and I need to get it off me chest.
I'm not a liar, I am upfront, I am honest,
and I feel like shit keeping things from him.
And you know what he says?
He tells me that he's known me for long enough to know
exactly what I'm fucking like,
and I am a bit of a twat.
I think you just fucking man-up and stop being a prick.
There's only so much I can take
watching this pathetic relationship.
It's ridiculous.
I'm gonna get meself a nice girl,
back at the house, and let the magic happen.
Hello, peeps.
What we'll do, have a little cuddle,
when you get up in the morning that's it.
Perfect end of the night.
We've pulled two birds.
I've got one, Ricci's got the other.
Not very clean, is it? That's my bed there.
And you can tell these kind of girls
are not gonna just put out, just jump into bed
and bang you instantly.
You play it cool, get up off the floor.
Let them know you are a nice guy deep down,
but still in the back of your head,
you know you're gonna bang them.
You just gotta break them down and be nice to them.
(talking, indistinct)
He's actually pissing me off. Look at him.
Chill out, Ricci.
And the bedroom, and I'm just grinding down.
I know in an hour and a half, I'll be banging this bird.
Standard.
I just knew Ricci was being be too keen,
and I knew he was gonna fuck things up.
Do you wanna come in here? It's all safe in here.
Dan's with Vicky in bed.
That should be me down there, not him.
Ricci, chill.
(talking, indistinct)
Oh!
Ow!
I fucking broke me nose.
Oh, my God!
That really, really hurt.
(laughing) You haven't broke it.
Ugh! Ricci!
I end up getting up. Your friend's too keyed.
And he did generally fuck things up.
(talking, indistinct)
Where you going? It was nice meeting you.
You going home? Yeah.
You're not going home.
(talking, indistinct)
There's this big deal about me not having sex
and blah, blah, blah.
"Vicky doesn't bang." I get that.
I am in love with Dan.
So, yes, Vicky did bang.
Whoo!
(giggling)
When we get our presents--
When she gets up,
let's kind of go up to her room and like "Happy Birthday."
It's Sophie's birthday.
We're gonna make it one that she'll never forget.
Like, we're all gonna go out tonight, Geordie style.
You know what day it is today? It's my birthday! Whoo!
Get the balloons out, the banners out.
It's party-fucking-time.
It's hard knowing that those two are together.
I can't really do anything about it.
You've got a... shit situation going on.
I'll catch you later.
Take it easy, all right? See you later.
Bye!
Everybody kind of feels that Dan is the nicest guy.
Have a good birthday, all right? I will.
And they don't want him to get hurt.
I'm gonna miss this.
You gonna be good?
Yes.
Everything is so nice,
and I just feel like such a fucking scumbag.
(talking, indistinct)
Bye!
Good-bye, Dan!
(exhales)
Me and Vicky, we're friends.
We get along well enough,
but now I'm seeing her cheating on her boyfriend all the time.
It's made us think, "Fucking hell,
now I know why I fucking didn't like ya."
You can't have your cake and eat it, too.
(doorbell rings) Whoo!
So, it's not just any other day,
it's me birthday.
It all begins now.
Hi!
This means hair extensions,
teeth whitened, lips need done.
Holly, would you really get that done?
Yes. Look at it.
I want me boyfriend here.
And I don't want presents from him.
I want to give him a present.
I'm getting blowjob lips.
Get the fillers in,
get them pumped up, and get fucking sucking.
It looks really...
Needles in her lips.
(all talking, indistinct)
Simon Cowell, eat your heart out.
(telephone ringing)
Hiya.
It's me. How are you?
After seeing Dan and the way he went on with Vicky,
he made us think I wanna see my boyfriend.
I was gonna ask if you wanted to come up tonight.
I've got a new head of hair runners,
I've had me nails done,
I've got me eyelashes done, I'm looking the part.
He doesn't really want to make an effort,
and he doesn't really wanna see us.
Bye. I have to go.
At this point, I feel shit.
It's the worst birthday I've ever had.
(crying) Nothing's gone right.
I'm just sick of this.
I want my boyfriend to be here, and he hasn't turned up.
Love you. Bye.
Miss you. Bye.
(Sophie) No one gives a shit about us right now.
Sophie is down.
Her boyfriend can't come, her friends couldn't come.
So it is hard for her, but it's our job
to raise her spirits because it's her birthday,
and we want her to have a good time.
I got myself ready tonight,
because I wanna decorate the house, get everyone involved,
and make sure the place looks great
just for her birthday, to cheer her up.
(cheering)
Big surprise. I've got me Geordie crew there.
The Lord said to me, I think--
"You know, Sophie, get rid of this bad mood.
"These crew are trying to make a good effort for you.
"Stop being such a fucking miserable bitch,
and cheer your fucking self up."
Let's all have a good night, everyone shows up, right?
I'm counting on you to cheer us up.
Cheer yourself up.
Happy Birthday, Sophie.
(cheering)
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I don't want no drama tonight.
It's all about me.
I want us all to have a good time.
Get the champagne popping.
Let's party.
(cheering)
I didn't think I would miss Charlotte,
but when the night's out, Charlotte's bubbly, she makes everyone laugh.
She can get down. She will make you smile.
So I do miss Charlotte,
and it will be a relief to get her back.
(shouting)
I go up to the dance floor.
It's rammed, wall-to-wall of cock,
neck to neck with fun, disco, boogie on down.
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The thing about Holly is that she's a rubbish drinker.
Rubbish, rubbish, rubbish.
Jesus...
I can't remember being on the mini bus.
I can't remember walking in.
I do remember falling asleep on the deck.
The next thing I know,
Jay is baby-carrying me to bed.
No, no, you can't. The stairs are too steep.
(laughing)
(talking, indistinct)
I don't know where my strength came from.
Even though she's light, she's still fucking heavy, like.
(talking, indistinct)
Just go to sleep.
No, no, no, just turn around.
Holly's absolutely fucking mort, all right?
She's doing me head in.
You're a really nice person.
Thank you. I appreciate it.
No, no, it's fine.
Just go to sleep and have a nice night, okay?
Yeah, yeah.
I do like spending time with James.
Why should I have to stay sober?
If I stay sober, I'd still probably waffle him.
And how can I have the confidence if I'm not drunk?
You have a Christina Aguilar infatuation?
No. Is that why you wear this wig for?
(talking, indistinct)
Right. Well, enjoy the floor. It looks pretty comfy.
I can't get up. I've had it.
Seeing you with your boyfriend last night, it was just like...
I know it was horrible.
It was fucking... Do you know what I mean?
Yeah, I know.
It's hard for us both, it is.
And I don't know if she's just not playing games with me,
and I'm not playing games with her.
I care about you.
I never said you didn't care about me.
But I do care about you. I know you do. I know you do.
I care about you so much.
(Vicky) I now everyone's dead quick to give advice.
I can't just like...
I can't just walk away from you.
But the fact of the matter is
I'd like to see them in my position, in my shoes,
trying to deal with this and keep everybody else happy
and not fall apart from the guilt.
Because at the minute,
all I do feel is so guilty and so sorry,
and I don't know how to fix it.
If I was with Charlotte,
doing what Vicky and Ricci are doing,
I would get dirty looks.
I haven't got a girlfriend,
Charlotte hasn't got a boyfriend,
so we can do what the fuck we want.
Dan left Vicky's bed this morning,
and tonight Ricci's in it.
That's gonna hurt people, and it's wrong.
And I'm thinking to meself,
"How can I make her stay in bed?"
It fucking worked.
I was asleep.
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¶ Everyone's here to party
¶ If you wanna to back if wanna go... ¶
¶ Everyone's here to party
¶ Let's party, party
¶ Let's party hard
¶ Let's party, party
¶ Party hard
¶ Let's party hard