[music]
We are back in New Castle, back in our play ground.
Let the party begin.
Hi!
It's a new boy!
Aye aye aye!
What the fuck?
She's got an attitude.
Tell her face its getting slapped off.
Really annoying, it's like thrush.
[Yelling]
[Angry yelling and cursing]
Suprised, I never wanted us to work for her again to be honest,
the best we done last time.
does anybody know how to spray tan?
Spray tan, right up my street!
Ricci's quite nice.
What a lovely boyfriend, I could never hurt him.
Ahh!
It's not what I intend to do, break a relationship at all.
Thank you.
My main goal is to bang a bird.
Babe, can I spoon ya?
Just bang me, I am here!
It's on a plate!
Becca, just like, pert tits are just like sit there
and look at ya.
Oh!
Promised her ma though, wouldn't get with her when I'm drunk.
Gaz is very flirtatious.
Have you seen it?!
Shock.
Gaz is bringing another girl back.
Whoa!
Charlotte!
Some things just never change.
[Music]
I am a Geordie girl, with a VIP edge.
My biggest fear is getting wrinkles.
I've got a banging body, and the banner to match
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I'll never kiss anyone without a 6-pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done, is doing me hair.
I could talk the back legs off a donkey.
Got the looks, got the charm, it just works.
I'm fake, I'm flirty, and I like to blare.
[Music]
[group yells in sync]
The smiles' back on my face.
We're all a family, all a team now, let's get back to normal,
forget the past, Geordie shore, night together now.
Oh my god, at ya like that, like a fucking Chihuahua.
Shut up will ya?.
Fuckin' have something interesting to say, ya bellend!
At least spoke to Vicki last night, at least you two like,
you're going to like, gunna be?
Yeah.
Vicki is just, she's a proper twat, she's an idiot.
It's a little bit like the conflict between
Bobby and Cindy.
Bobby fuckin' hates Cindy.
Malibu Mandy's trying to sort it out, she's like Bobby listen,
I think if we talk to Cindy, you're gunna like her.
Why don't we just let her come in the pink jeep and we'll all
cruise down the beach together?
[Phone rings]
Hello?
Hi, good morning, It's Anna.
Yes.
I've got a client today, who needs spray tan.
It's going to be Jay, Becca, Ricci and Charlotte
going to graft today.
So, they're going to have the hangover shakes, and whoever the
spray tanning is goin to look like they've got some
sort of skin disease.
I don't want to leave, and go party.
And, we've got to go get ready immediately!
Ugh, God!
What a surprise!
Who's at work?
Oh, the girl who feels down, let's all just pick on her.
[Music]
How could he get back on it now, couldn't ya?
How could you be thinking about a drink after last night?
I feel really sorry for Charlotte,
she's so down in the dumps.
Gary's just fucked her in the head completely.
[Music]
Hi everyone!
You're a sprayer, you settle right?
What you doing?
You, he puts the Vaseline on.
I make sure everything's running smoothly.
I feel sick at how he's doing this again.
This is the last time I let Gary break me heart.
Is there any more wine?
Give me some of yours.
Fuckin can't believe Charlotte gets fucking
pissed because of Gary.
Pretty much only three things left that can happen; let go of
the relationship, carry on the way they are, or end it.
And, for me the best thing to do is just end it.
Oh shit.
What's just happened there?
[Music]
New Castle has such a great nightlife.
Everyone just wants to go out and get smashed,
every single night.
So, no matter what night you go out, it's going to be good.
We're back in New Castle, which means, lashes, hair extensions,
makeup, decent dresses, tash on, let's get mortal!
[Shouting in unison] Gan On! Gan On!
[Music]
Vicki's got a boyfriend, but it's not him that I'm worried
about, but I don't want any bad feelings between me and Jay.
So, I prefer to clear before diving in there with Vicki.
I respect the fact that he's come up to us, but, just be
careful because you could just spend this next six weeks
arguing your time, and cock block ya.
I think she's gorgeous and she's a lovely person as well.
I think me and her could work, if we got together.
[Music]
I'm a bit pissed, but Gary's thinking with his dick again.
It's a brain of it's own.
Charlotte's mortal again, she has no filter,
she doesn't know when to stop.
If I'm out, and you're in the middle of graffing some bird,
if someone comes and interrupts me half way through that,
saying come look at Charlotte.
Like two seconds- I'll be back in ten minutes, I'm just going
to look after this person, I've been bangin, who I don't really
like, but do you know what I mean?
I couldn't pull it, I couldn't go home with her because you're
too pissed, so I'm cock-blocked both ways.
Charlotte mortal again.
Getting really upset, I feel really sorry for the girls,
because they constantly have to look after her.
You can't blame guys all the time, it's not him to blame
at all, Charlotte's got herself drinking so much.
She keeps going back, she's going to keep getting hurt.
You don't need to keep looking after someone that keeps putting
their self in that scenario, when she knows
what the crack is.
Who else is going to look after her if I don't?
I'm sorry but you wouldn't drink so much.
You could look after her!
Ricci you might as well just suck it off and pie it off now
because he's not going to bang Vicki.
If I didn't take her home, you take her home!
Yes.
Exactly.
It's just going to cause massive arguments.
It's just going to be me, watching exactly what I
went through, and it's starting already.
You don't see me babysitting, from, from my point of view.
Do you think she just started that when she meant us?
She's been doing this for years, Rick.
It's ridiculous.
I'm getting played like a game of Monopoly, and I'm just
letting him lead us on this marry dance all around the
garden, oh hang on a second, I'm in the fuck hut.
Deep down she likes me, I know she does.
And, when you've got that in your head, knowing that that
girl likes you, ahh- you twist and turn things the way you
want it to go-
[Music]
Rick and Vicky are in there, hey?
Vick's got a boyfriend, she wouldn't do that.
I think Ricci's thinking, get it on when I'm going to get
something, yeah man, this fuck hut's for one reason only.
There's no reason for them to even be in there.
They've just met three days ago, why the fuck they
in the fuck hut?
We're all thinking, not a chance, not at all,
Vicki doesn't bang.
Jay has spent about 10 years trying to bang it, and nothing
happened, so he's just wasting his time there.
I'm flirting with Ricci like its going out of fashion.
And, I know it's wrong, because I've got a boyfriend.
She's havin none of this, just like, what you do with him?
If me boyfriend knew that I was like laying in bed with Ricci
talking, especially in a room entitled the fuck hut,
he'd be pretty angry.
If anyone got rejected for having a kiss and the girl
is supposed to be getting with, it's just like it's
an absolute joke!
D'ya know what I mean?
it's like a slap in the face?
Ricci, please.
Ricci!
[exhales loudly]
[Music]
I'm so pissed, the girls put us to bed, it's happening again
with these brain waves from the past, and I get up,
and there I am, I'm in his room.
I put myself to bed, and Charlotte goes in my room.
To get into bed with us, she knows exactly what
she's got herself in for.
And, then I'm in the bed for a little while,
just sleeping and stuff.
I put myself to bed, you came upstairs, shagged us,
then went to bed?
No one could blame me whatsoever, it's perfect really.
[Moaning]
[Music]
Everyone's a bit awkward.
Vicky and Ricci had a spoon, everyone's a little bit hung
over, Charlotte slept with Gary last night.
Let's all give a round of applause!
Not.
Before I used to think, Gary, Gary, Gary, and now I think
I'm kinda thinking about what I'm doing.
Gary and Charlotte, she literally got the memory of a
goldfish, and gets hurt once around a tank and has forgotten
about it, and she's back to his penis again.
I think there is some underlying issues going on
with Charlotte at the minute.
I think she aslso know that it's not got a future and it's not
possible, and that revelation must be quite hard to deal with,
and hard to take.
Who here farted when you're cooking breakfast?
It was you!
It was actually you!
It was you!
You just shit on the breakfast!
[Laughter]
Me and Vicks have been together so much, 24/7 in a house, when
we're not with each other, we're constantly thinking about each
other, if she doesn't want it, then she doesn't want it.
Ricci has made the worst move he can ever make, what he's pecked
Vicky three or four times, he's like committin' himself to a
relationship without any advantages of getting banged
or sucked off or spooned or anything.
I can't even remember what we were arguing about, somethin
that was probably daft, somethin' I've done, probably...
and normally I wouldn't give this girl a second chance,
but I'm going to bang her.
Whoa!
Yeah!
Yeah!!
The beach was a little hangover cure, I mean, you're in the
house, you're hung over you want to get out, fresh air,
best place to go, beach.
[Laughter]
All the girls are together, it's like old days, but there's
a new girl, Becca.
Where's she?
She's with the boys, shock.
Flirtin' away, shock.
You know what we call that?
A slag.
She's over there.
Do you know why she's over there?
I'm sure he's telling her that Jay doesn't want her?
I think that's what it is.
So we can jump in his grave?
It's not so we can jump in his grave,
he couldn't care less, man.
She's not fuckin' nice.
She's not compared to you.
I'll admit it, me and Rebecca actually are just mates.
If Gary wants to go for it, fuckin' go for it.
Jay got in that, banger's rights, but I can't help myself,
if it was me, I would have already banged her.
It would've happened the first night.
I think Gaz is a really nice lad, but he'd flirt
with anything with legs.
[mumbled exchange]
I'm so fucked up at Gary!
I'll be honest, I'm quite jealous!
What the fuck do I do!?
[music]
I haven't spoke to my boyfriend Dan since Friday.
The main reason is because I feel a bit guilty.
I either need to tell Ricci to back off,
or tell Dan that I'm a bitch.
The last thing I want to do when I'm trying to focus on how much
I care about me boyfriend, focus on how much this relationship
means to us, focus on the fact that I shouldn't be being a bit
of a flooze, is that a fancy walker passed me
with his fucking top off!
[Music]
[talking amongst themselves in the background]
I think the obvious thing I want to do is, bang a bird.
You need to stop the gay rumors, but you need to
bring someone home.
[laughter]
James is being really nice lately, he seems to have lost
the bond with the boys and he's always with the girls.
Maybe he might be gay.
Sensitive side, that's his angle isn't it?
With the comb over, and the banter.
I was looking in the mirror, I was looking at meself I'm going,
what do I do?
And I thought, comb over!
But everyone loves it, everyone's being their nicest,
all the girls are, just wanna be mates.
I'm hoping thats a cut when I go out.
Spooning mates, but not Holly.
I'm going to set this barrier upright so Holly can't spoon us.
He's got this like affect on me, because he's like you always
want what you can't have, and everybody loves a dick head.
So, he's just fucking perfect for that.
Why you being a dickhead again?
Stop it!
Stop the argument!
[Music]
It's Tuesday, which means it's coo-sday,
which means it's party time.
Whoa!
[Music]
I want to dance, flirt, get me goggles on.
[Music]
The last few nights of being an absolute nightmare,
can't find a single decent bird anywhere.
Just can't pull.
[Music]
James' friend, Ben walks in, he's a bit all right actually,
finally someone givin' me some attention, unlike James
who gives me fucking none.
My friend, who is Riley, he's there, and what did I decide
to do, a little tash on.
[Music]
I'm going in the fuck hut now, and I ain't coming
out till I'm done.
I'm in me own bed, settled down, all of a sudden,
Riley gets in me bed, I've got a boyfriend, and I'm not cheating.
I can only make little steps.
I get far too merry, and say it's a good idea to spend one on
one time with the guy who I'm desperately trying to avoid,
because I fancy 'im and I've got a boyfriend.
We follow each other around like we're lovesick teenagers.
Cheers, mate!
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much, baby.
I'll let you have the little pink one.
Awh!
He's like tactile and attentive.
Well, what's happening between Jay and Rebecca?
Obviously Jay would love to bang her.
If she goes anywhere near Gary, there will be world
war three in our house.
Oh no!
I'm telling ya, it'll go sky high.
And, Charlotte will kick her face in.
He loves female company, just the same way as
I love male company.
Goin' to have a little wiggle.
We are bad for one another.
Sitting, getting a cuddle, eating a kebob...
it doesn't sound romantic but I had butterflies.
[Music]
Last night was complete carnage; some sort of crazy last minute
porn frenzy happened right at the end of the night, so what
woke up this morning the place is like a fuckin' brothel, and
I'm in bed with Ricci, shock.
[Music]
it was mental last night!
I pulled.
I didn't have sex.
I got the no sex onezie as proof as well.
I'm a good girl.
[Music]
I woke up with a man in me bed, and it's not me boyfriend,
and it looks like I've spooned the fuck out of him.
Mine and Sophie's room is on the ground floor, because we've got
boyfriends, we don't want to get involved in all the crazy,
bed hopping madness of upstairs.
Right now, our beds are seeing more action, than the rest
of the rooms combined.
[Doorbell rings]
Is that the doorbell?
I'm coming, I'm coming.
The doorbell of doom rings.
[greeting each other]
Oh my God, look at a mess in here.
I feel so ashamed.
It is typical, every time Sophie's dad comes;
Sophie's got a lad in her bed.
Sophie?
What?
How are you my darling?
How are you?
I'm very good, how are you doing?
I'm glad you're okay.
What better than distract him, then go to Holly where she is
in the fuck hut with a boy.
Me dad came to see ya, what?
I mean it's not something that parents should see.
You just made me look like an absolute slut.
[Laughter]
This is so disrespectful.
Come on!
I'm getting up now!
Come on, let me see you!
Oh my God!
Of course he is!
He found his princess, little miss innocent, and there was
nobody in my bed last night, mmm.
See, I'm trying a new angle, I'm trying the approach of being
like, yeah James I don't fancy you anymore, you always
want what you can't have.
Tables may turn.
Shock!
Holly's got Ben in the fuck hut.
Surely this means that she's not going to come
and try to bang me.
I don't know what the fuck he thinks!
Wh- I just don't understand why he doesn't want to pull me,
he hasn't had sex for ages.
I need a favor, I've got a party coming in half twelve at the
restaurant, I've got no staff, yeah I need a couple of you's
to come help me out.
Obviously I'm hung over right now.
And, I can't be all- but this is the best place to
work in the world.
Please don't let me down, bring a couple of
your friends and ahh-
What time?
Be there for not later than twelve.
I've got people coming in at half twelve,
and I've got to sort things out.
Okay.
[Music]
I am just like one of them dogs out in the shower, and when you
find the owner, and they're all excited and they humpin' the
owners leg, that's how excited I am about the restaurant.
I need Charlotte, Gaz, James in the kitchen.
[Music]
Please make one more straight away.
Have yous got any mussels?
Mussels?
Yeah!
I'll find out for you.
Yeah, thank you.
It's hard work like, which isn't for me, flirtin's not hard work,
so I'm just going to enjoy meself.
Becca is falling for Jay right now.
Welcome to Mambos, is it just a table for two?
Yeah, and two guests.
And, the little one.
Amanda, the bird that I've been seeing, has just come
through the door.
I'm like fuck, the last person I wanna see walk through this door
right now is Amanda, because I do still have feelings for her.
She's got her tits pushed up to her chin, she's dark haired,
she was nice, but not a patch on me.
I'm not being funny, I think she's better looking
than Becca right now!
Me and Jason were getting quite close till we had to go into
work, and this thing, comes and spoils it all,
with her big tits.
And her fucking whine.
I'm going to fuck her food up, just because she's talking
to Jason and I don't like it.
What can I get you?
The chicken but I just don't want the sauce.
Not with white wine sauce.
What kind of sauce, any?
Just I don't want any sauce.
Hello?
Chef!
Ahh, yes.
We want a chicken, and white wine.
Service!
Chicken in a white wine sauce.
I don't like white wine sauce.
I bet Becca's doing this on purpose just to get her
total fuckin' pissed.
Chicken without the white wine sauce.
I was trying to give him the puppy dog eyes,
he's not impressed.
But, I knew what I wanted to do, and I did it.
It's never a good idea to have two lasses in the same place at
one time, but at least Rebecca has just fucked up her food,
if that would have been Vicki, she would've swilled her,
maybe even spat on her.
She's half naked with her tits pushed up her chin, Jason's' got
his love goggles on, it's not good, I'm going to take those
love goggles off because she doesn't deserve them.
They're mine.
[Music]
All in all, James is a bit, lacking in the pullin'
department, so us lasses decided to give him a hand and get some
boobs around, and hopefully James will get a shot at
the end of the night.
[Laughter]
[Doorbell rings]
Whoa!
Hello!
I'm thinking, them four girls aren't for me.
They just like yeah, really?
I am really thankful that the girls went through so much
effort in that, but how about next time,
just day bellend job with you?
I'm from Norwich.
Norwich?
Down south.
I know where it is but.
These girls are half of gems but any girls that come into
my house, I can't help myself.
What do you want to do?
This is the fuck hut, it is where you might be
with me later.
Charley I'm just taking charge of the band of them and just
havin' a little fun with them.
Yay!
[Music]
Have a good time, everyone!
Cheers!
I'm so angry about all these girls coming for James because
I know that they're not coming for James!
It's going to be Gary, who's pulling them,
James boxes it off!
[Laughter]
[background talking]
He's the most annoying person ever when he's had a drink.
Do that all night when you could not be fuckin' getting it?
[Laughter]
I think you're right, but he just pissed himself,
nearly a joke that, I would, in no way describes
anything more than mediocre.
Ricci is fuckin' mortal, he cannot drink to save his life,
he is really really irritating us at the minute.
Is it all right babe?
Good I'm glad you like it.
I'm getting hot with my attire on.
Gaz is the best thing, instantly thinks Jacuzzi time,
get the girls all dresses off.
I want to go to anger management classes and share my angry
stories with all the other angry people there.
Tonight, is the decider, if he goes with someone else tonight,
I'm like, that's it.
I know all this is going to get me in so much
trouble with Charlotte.
But, hang on a minute, we ignore each other at the minute.
So technically, that means I can do what I want so I'm not
doing nothing wrong.
Fucking game on.
Some bird in my room says excuse me can you put some oil and
some coconut butter on me tits.
Umm, yes it's me you're talking to!
I was like fucking come on!
Ahh man.
[happy shouting]
Let's spy on the situation, and see how much of a sleeze ball
Gary really is.
I feel a hand on me leg.
And this hand like moves up, and this hand goes in me shorts,
I was saying hello.
Wait wait!
She's touching it!
Oh my god!
It's starting to get a little bit awkward.
So, we decide that game over, Charlotte don't watch anymore.
Gaz is sitting in the middle of the girls, what a surprise.
But, it's not looking good for James.
We've done up this big party for James,
he still doesn't manage to get laid.
That could be me and James in that fuck hut.
Charlotte is upset.
She goes to bed so down, she is literally at the bottom.
I can't do it anymore watching Gary night after night with all
other girls, it has to stop.
It's not fair that my emotions are constantly getting
hurt because of this.
[Music]
I've woke up this morning, and I need to leave,
I need to tell him that it's over.
And, that I can't keep doing this anymore, and I need to go.
I'm not saying going to start saying that's what needs to
stop, and everyone knows that but it's easier said than done.
I can't be with Gary anymore.
I'm not actually getting over him.
It's really starting to mess with me head.
I don't want it anymore.
For me to see Charlotte leave that house is...
it's a massive thing and that I've been through so much
with Charlotte, that I would never want her to leave.
Bye.
I just want to go home and see me mom.
And, I'll be back when I'm ready.
At this present time, I do think her going home will help her.
Gary has woke me up, to the worst news
I could ever want ever.
I tried to kiss, and she left.
Fuck off.
I swear on my life.
She's left the house, upset because of what's happened
to her, because of him.
Erm, Charlotte's gone home.
Gone away, what?
She's actually gone.
What?
Out of everybody in this house, she's always been the one
who enjoyed it the most.
And she's gone.
And to watch that deteriorate and lose our sparkle and
everything I get so upset, so upset enough that
she wants to leave.
You just don't understand what she must have
been going through.
It's not going to be the same without her.
We're close to Charlotte --
Oh!
Us girls is meant to be her best friends,
we've massively fucked up.
[Music]
[Phone rings]
Hello.
Hi good morning, it's Anna.
Hi Anna, its Sophie, you all right?
Is Sophie okay?
Uh huh.
I have a job for you today.
Have ya?
What?
She wants me and Becca to go to work.
[inaudible]
So if you could get ready right away.
Right okay.
I have to work with Becca; I don't like her from the start.
Vicky is starting to like her, it might be good.
We got work to do.
I've got to work with Sophie today, which I'm pleased
because I don't really know her.
It gives us chance to speak to, make a bond, and hopefully
build bridges with everyone else.
[Music]
Shit.
Hello.
It's two fucking hunks.
One of them is really nice, -
You can lay the boxes underneath because
they are a little bit see-through.
However, if you get sprayed, down there,
makes everything look bigger.
Whoa!
I got a boyfriend.
I'm really good at flirting, I swish me hair back and forth,
I stick me boobs out, everyone loves it.
Is that your tense look?
I make Cupid look stupid.
Spot on!
You know what?
That girl is actually all right.
I'm laughing with her, I'm having a joke with her, she
seems all right, and she's making a little bit of effort.
I actually really like Sophie she's like cool as
a cucumber like me.
See ya later.
Bye!
Bye.
[Music]
With Charlotte gone, everyone's feeling a little bit deflated,
everyone's feeling a little bit down, and at the start of the
evenin, none of us feel like going clubbing.
I want to have a quick toast before we're out again.
All right, that's cool.
Just like obviously absent friends, we wish Charlotte
comes back soon.
Yeah, she'll be back.
Ready?
Cheers to Charlotte.
Tonight I think we should just stay together for her and hope
she will be back soon, she can join us on another night out.
Couldn't agree more babe.
James is looking the same color as the salsa there, aye?
She still wouldn't say no though, would ya?
James might be looking a bit like a tomato right now,
but I mean, he can have my fajita, any day?
It's nice to acknowledge Charlotte is gone, but it isn't
really not my scene, I just wanted to get out of there
as quick as I could.
Me and Gary are like two peas in a pod, best thing for us to
do is just fuck off and hit the tune.
Actually, didn't tell them and just went.
[Club Music]
I know everyone back in the house is going to be pissed off,
but you know what, I couldn't really give a fuck because
tonight is about me and guys, getting pissed and
crying on with birds.
Straightaway, Jay seen Amanda.
Just straighway, I lost a wingman, bam,
straight to Amanda.
Me by myself in there, and those boots,
I'm never not going to pull.
Gary, as per usual, is giving it Stevie Sentimental,
Charlotte's bed is not even fuckin' cold and it's
already out on the pull again.
Nice one, Gaz you bellend!
Deep down, I am a bit hurt that Gaz and Jay already went out,
without me, because I am on this hunt to find like me perfect
bird, and sitting in the house, I'm not going to
find her there am I?
[Music]
In a moment I'm confused, is it just because Ricci is good
looking and in the house and fun to flirt with that I'm enjoying
spending time with him, or is there a more serious kind of
undertone, do I like him?
Does that mean I don't love Dan?
I never thought I would fall for a girl with a boyfriend.
It's not the way I play, something is drawing us
together, and I don't know what it is.
If I was to hurt Dan, that would be the worst possible thing
I could ever ever do.
And, in doing that I would break me own heart.
But, now I am starting to feel that if I hurt Ricci I couldn't
deal with that either.
He's such a nice lad, with such a good heart.
It just makes all of this harder.
We don't know which way it's going to go like ahh!
It's like, we just can't, we just can't put an end on end,
like right let's be friends, or we'll just like, yeah, we'll get
together, it's just like a situation that's like a
nightmare really.
[Music]
[murmered comment]
Where on earth is Jason?
Like where is he?
I'm having heart palpitations.
[Music]
All that's going through my mind is, I'm fucking hoping everybody
is going to be in bed.
The one person I don't want to be out there is Rebecca.
Hi ahh --
Jason walks in the door with that girl from the restaurant.
My heart sank, me ass just collapsed.
What a surprise.
Half naked top, tits pushed up her chin.
I'm sitting there in me baby gear, with a big stupid
headband on, looking rotten.
God knows.
Jay is playing a bit of a dangerous game,
messing Rebecca around.
She put like a radgie charvas pitbull in there, I could just
see it going down, and just latching her jaws on it
these rockports!
The only thing that's on my mind is getting past Rebecca,
and getting' in the fuck hut.
Jason and that thing goes out into the garden,
next thing you know, they're in the fuckin' shag pad.
Becca is going to be fuming.
Good riddance, ta ta, thanks fer commin', fuck off.
I'm lying there in the fuck hut with Amanda,
necking and stuff like that.
I get back out to find Rebecca sitting on Gary's bed,
and I'm like what the fuck is going on here?
Do you know what I mean?
So instantly, I'm going to be pissed off.
I've been neckin' on with Rebecca, Gaz is me mate,
surely that means Becca is off limits.
If you think for one second I even tried anything --
[angry talking over each other]
She walked right up, sat on my bed.
Why would he think that, I'm you're mate!
You shouldn't be thinking that I would pull the bird
you're getting' into?
Why the fuck would he say that?
When he kept sayin' "just bang her!
Just bang her!"
I don't want to bang her!
I don't!
[arguing back and forth]
I'm, not food, I'm not arguing over food.
I'm not the bait yeah.
Hey!
Oh fuck no!
Oh!
No!
And, I'm thinking eee- of course of course;
did they not understand at all?
[Arguing]
I don't want Jay to like walk out our bedroom because he can
go downstairs and go Ricci, fucking guys are upstairs, go in
the kitchen, Sophie, can't believe fuckin' Gaz,
when I'm doing nothing wrong.
Ahh!
What are you doing?
Calm down, sit down!
Actually I'm getting sick of the whole situation,
I wouldn't go anywhere near her.
And, I wouldn't want to lose Jay as a friend.
I did nothing wrong, she sat on my fucking bed!
More like two kittens having a fight.
They're absolutely shit.
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