1 00:00:05,604 --> 00:00:06,270 [Rock music] 2 00:00:06,272 --> 00:00:08,405 Everybody loves Geordie Way ay! 3 00:00:08,407 --> 00:00:09,038 Party! 4 00:00:09,040 --> 00:00:09,938 Party! 5 00:00:09,940 --> 00:00:10,972 Party! 6 00:00:10,974 --> 00:00:12,139 Guys are ripped! 7 00:00:12,141 --> 00:00:14,241 Girls are getting with a badger! 8 00:00:14,243 --> 00:00:14,841 Bring it on! 9 00:00:14,843 --> 00:00:15,875 [rewind noise] 10 00:00:15,877 --> 00:00:16,308 [Rock music] 11 00:00:16,310 --> 00:00:18,510 As soon as I walked through that door and seen Vicky, 12 00:00:18,512 --> 00:00:20,345 I know what's going to happen. 13 00:00:20,347 --> 00:00:21,779 Vicky, you're a daft [beep]. 14 00:00:21,781 --> 00:00:22,813 [Beep] you, Jay! 15 00:00:22,815 --> 00:00:23,213 [Yelling] 16 00:00:23,215 --> 00:00:26,382 I would never, ever expect someone I cared about to be 17 00:00:26,384 --> 00:00:30,319 such a horrible, callous bastard and that's all he is! 18 00:00:30,321 --> 00:00:34,623 This has been the most amazing experience of me whole, 19 00:00:34,625 --> 00:00:35,523 entire life! 20 00:00:35,525 --> 00:00:36,624 [whispering] We're a family. 21 00:00:36,626 --> 00:00:37,458 [rewind noise] 22 00:00:37,460 --> 00:00:39,560 Geordie Shore has got a hold of me. 23 00:00:39,562 --> 00:00:40,327 Bosh! 24 00:00:44,065 --> 00:00:44,531 Yeah. 25 00:00:44,533 --> 00:00:45,665 I wanta find some slacks. 26 00:00:45,667 --> 00:00:46,966 I think James would pull 'em in a minute. 27 00:00:46,968 --> 00:00:48,500 He's just like "I'm a pulling, I'm a pulling." 28 00:00:48,502 --> 00:00:52,403 I had five nights in a row where all I dreamt about was, like, 29 00:00:52,405 --> 00:00:53,237 having sex with James. 30 00:00:53,239 --> 00:00:57,207 This villa is like a war zone, boys against the girls. 31 00:00:57,209 --> 00:00:59,008 [laughter] 32 00:00:59,010 --> 00:01:02,644 Charlotte and Gary, they're like Romeo and Juliet, 33 00:01:02,646 --> 00:01:04,312 if Romeo was a twat. 34 00:01:04,314 --> 00:01:08,115 Get me away from Gaz! 35 00:01:08,117 --> 00:01:09,316 He's doing me heading. 36 00:01:09,318 --> 00:01:12,218 I will get her again; it's what I do. 37 00:01:12,220 --> 00:01:13,085 [rewind noise] 38 00:01:13,087 --> 00:01:13,518 Bang! 39 00:01:13,520 --> 00:01:15,152 We're back in Newcastle! 40 00:01:15,154 --> 00:01:16,086 I've left Geordie Shore. 41 00:01:16,088 --> 00:01:18,521 I need to, maybe settle down, maybe find love. 42 00:01:18,523 --> 00:01:23,626 So it's gotta be a new boy coming in. 43 00:01:23,628 --> 00:01:24,693 It's all around Newcastle. 44 00:01:24,695 --> 00:01:27,962 The leaves are all changing, but the lads haven't. 45 00:01:27,964 --> 00:01:29,263 They're still [beep]. 46 00:01:29,265 --> 00:01:33,100 This time, watch out boys, Holly's going to bang. 47 00:01:33,102 --> 00:01:34,267 Can't wait for Geordie Shore; 48 00:01:34,269 --> 00:01:36,569 it's going to be absolutely mint! 49 00:01:36,571 --> 00:01:37,202 [retching] 50 00:01:37,204 --> 00:01:38,903 Let the party begin! 51 00:01:38,905 --> 00:01:41,138 God help the family! 52 00:01:41,140 --> 00:01:44,374 [music] 53 00:01:44,376 --> 00:01:46,876 I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. edge. 54 00:01:46,878 --> 00:01:49,945 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 55 00:01:49,947 --> 00:01:50,612 I'm fake. 56 00:01:50,614 --> 00:01:51,079 I'm flirty. 57 00:01:51,081 --> 00:01:51,679 And I've got double F's. 58 00:01:51,681 --> 00:01:53,480 I also have a degree in pulling women. 59 00:01:53,482 --> 00:01:55,849 I would never kiss anyone without a six-pack. 60 00:01:55,851 --> 00:01:57,550 The hardest thing to do is do my hair. 61 00:01:57,552 --> 00:02:00,152 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 62 00:02:00,154 --> 00:02:08,560 [music] 63 00:02:08,562 --> 00:02:10,028 At the minute, I'm looking hot. 64 00:02:10,030 --> 00:02:11,295 I'm hitting the gym. 65 00:02:11,297 --> 00:02:12,462 I'm toned. 66 00:02:12,464 --> 00:02:14,530 I got me eyebrows done. 67 00:02:14,532 --> 00:02:15,797 I've got me tan. 68 00:02:15,799 --> 00:02:17,632 Bring on Geordie Shore! 69 00:02:17,634 --> 00:02:17,999 Ahh! 70 00:02:18,001 --> 00:02:19,133 You didn't expect me back? 71 00:02:19,135 --> 00:02:19,566 [Laughter] 72 00:02:19,568 --> 00:02:20,867 Everything about being in that group. 73 00:02:20,869 --> 00:02:24,470 It's me home and I cannot wait to get back in there. 74 00:02:24,472 --> 00:02:24,970 Get in there! 75 00:02:24,972 --> 00:02:25,470 Get in there! 76 00:02:25,472 --> 00:02:25,970 How's your nose? 77 00:02:25,972 --> 00:02:26,737 Do you got your stuff or not? 78 00:02:26,739 --> 00:02:28,338 I've been doing a lot of banging in my time off. 79 00:02:28,340 --> 00:02:31,341 If there is a decent-looking lass, I wouldn't mind getting 80 00:02:31,343 --> 00:02:32,575 me-self involved with her. 81 00:02:32,577 --> 00:02:36,545 I know the last one didn't work out with Vicky, but [bleep] it. 82 00:02:36,547 --> 00:02:38,547 No unprotected sex or else. 83 00:02:38,549 --> 00:02:38,980 [laughter] 84 00:02:38,982 --> 00:02:42,616 No illegitimate children here, or else granddad will 85 00:02:42,618 --> 00:02:44,284 cheerfully strangle you. 86 00:02:44,286 --> 00:02:44,684 I know. 87 00:02:44,686 --> 00:02:45,918 Only worrying thing to me is me and Charlotte. 88 00:02:45,920 --> 00:02:49,121 I mean there is a lot more feelings there this time. 89 00:02:49,123 --> 00:02:53,825 With having said that, son, all the best. 90 00:02:53,827 --> 00:02:54,759 We'll miss you. 91 00:02:54,761 --> 00:02:55,159 Cheers. 92 00:02:55,161 --> 00:02:58,162 At some point, something always brings us back together. 93 00:02:58,164 --> 00:03:01,965 And that's what is the worrying thing about going back in there. 94 00:03:01,967 --> 00:03:05,368 What the hell is gonna happen? 95 00:03:05,370 --> 00:03:06,102 [Laughter] 96 00:03:06,104 --> 00:03:07,570 [music] 97 00:03:07,572 --> 00:03:11,840 I've now got a boyfriend, so I'd probably rather eat glass 98 00:03:11,842 --> 00:03:14,342 than neck on with anybody in the house. 99 00:03:14,344 --> 00:03:16,777 Me and Dan's relationship is pretty unshakeable. 100 00:03:16,779 --> 00:03:22,415 Harder than most tough kitchen surfaces. 101 00:03:23,550 --> 00:03:25,450 I'm gonna miss you too. 102 00:03:26,385 --> 00:03:26,951 I won't. 103 00:03:26,953 --> 00:03:27,318 I won't. 104 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,420 My relationship with Dan is nothing like the way me 105 00:03:29,422 --> 00:03:30,154 and Jay behaved. 106 00:03:30,156 --> 00:03:33,991 Since that I've really settled down and found what I want 107 00:03:33,993 --> 00:03:36,226 in a guy and that is Dan. 108 00:03:40,731 --> 00:03:41,097 Okay. 109 00:03:41,099 --> 00:03:44,467 We are back in Newcastle, back in our playground. 110 00:03:44,469 --> 00:03:45,701 It's just going to be insane. 111 00:03:45,703 --> 00:03:49,371 But, with Greg, the only nice guy gone, it's just abundantly 112 00:03:49,373 --> 00:03:52,640 clear that we are going to end up with another right it up 113 00:03:52,642 --> 00:03:54,308 belland in his place. 114 00:03:54,310 --> 00:03:57,144 [music] 115 00:03:57,146 --> 00:03:58,411 I can't wait to go on the Geordie Show. 116 00:03:58,413 --> 00:04:01,313 Them lads and lasses ain't going to know what's hit them. 117 00:04:01,315 --> 00:04:02,514 I am off with [bleep] dith. 118 00:04:02,516 --> 00:04:05,216 All the girls are gonna feel intimidated by me. 119 00:04:05,218 --> 00:04:06,250 I'm better looking than them. 120 00:04:06,252 --> 00:04:08,018 I've got better kraic than them. 121 00:04:08,020 --> 00:04:09,719 Oh, my, you can see me nipple on there. 122 00:04:09,721 --> 00:04:11,987 And the lads are just going to love us and the are 123 00:04:11,989 --> 00:04:12,787 just going to hate it. 124 00:04:12,789 --> 00:04:14,388 What if he tries it here? 125 00:04:14,390 --> 00:04:18,125 Well, I am just going to see how it goes. 126 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:19,192 Do you think he's nice? 127 00:04:19,194 --> 00:04:19,859 Mmhhmm. 128 00:04:19,861 --> 00:04:20,259 Do you? 129 00:04:20,261 --> 00:04:21,126 Yeah, I think he's a bit orange. 130 00:04:21,128 --> 00:04:24,195 I make everyone on the Geordie show look [beep] boring. 131 00:04:24,197 --> 00:04:25,362 [music] 132 00:04:25,364 --> 00:04:28,164 I'm really looking forward to be part of the Geordie Show family. 133 00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:29,965 Me and my housemates getting some partyin' 134 00:04:29,967 --> 00:04:31,232 and boozin' going on. 135 00:04:31,234 --> 00:04:32,333 Remember, wear a condom. 136 00:04:32,335 --> 00:04:36,070 I don't want no babies, right, not until you are at least 35. 137 00:04:36,072 --> 00:04:36,837 I love my mom to bits. 138 00:04:36,839 --> 00:04:38,672 She is absolutely everything to me. 139 00:04:38,674 --> 00:04:39,372 Come here. 140 00:04:39,374 --> 00:04:39,672 Yep. 141 00:04:39,674 --> 00:04:41,373 I'll see you later. 142 00:04:41,375 --> 00:04:42,574 [muah sound] 143 00:04:42,576 --> 00:04:43,741 Don't worry, Mom. 144 00:04:43,743 --> 00:04:44,908 [music] 145 00:04:44,910 --> 00:04:47,076 Got the looks, got the charm. 146 00:04:47,078 --> 00:04:47,476 Bye, son. 147 00:04:47,478 --> 00:04:49,945 Everything comes to me so easily. 148 00:04:49,947 --> 00:04:53,014 It just works. 149 00:04:53,882 --> 00:04:55,649 I actually haven't even got time for this. 150 00:04:55,651 --> 00:04:57,250 I mean just going to get a [beep] 151 00:04:57,252 --> 00:04:58,317 drink down me neck. 152 00:04:58,319 --> 00:04:59,551 Pop the champagne! 153 00:04:59,553 --> 00:05:00,885 Sophie's got a boyfriend. 154 00:05:00,887 --> 00:05:05,022 Put a ring on it and bring it on! 155 00:05:05,024 --> 00:05:07,791 I've got chlamydia, probably give him chlamydia. 156 00:05:07,793 --> 00:05:10,093 This is going to make me faithful, right? 157 00:05:10,095 --> 00:05:12,895 This time around you're going to see a new approach. 158 00:05:12,897 --> 00:05:14,129 Shit. 159 00:05:14,131 --> 00:05:14,662 Fuck. 160 00:05:14,664 --> 00:05:15,496 It's totally fucked. 161 00:05:15,498 --> 00:05:18,765 I'm going to be faithful and I'm going to give it me all. 162 00:05:18,767 --> 00:05:19,232 You know better- 163 00:05:19,234 --> 00:05:22,001 [yelling] I know, ma. 164 00:05:22,202 --> 00:05:22,935 Chlamydia! 165 00:05:22,937 --> 00:05:25,337 And, no "Please look at my vagina." 166 00:05:25,339 --> 00:05:26,071 No vagina. 167 00:05:26,073 --> 00:05:27,806 No vagina. 168 00:05:27,808 --> 00:05:28,940 No sex. 169 00:05:28,942 --> 00:05:29,507 Yeah, no sex. 170 00:05:29,509 --> 00:05:33,978 Words cannot describe how excited I am, but trust me 171 00:05:33,980 --> 00:05:36,447 I am shitting myself. 172 00:05:36,449 --> 00:05:41,084 [music] 173 00:05:41,086 --> 00:05:42,185 This time around on "Geordie Shore," 174 00:05:42,187 --> 00:05:44,086 I've decided to go for a new look. 175 00:05:44,088 --> 00:05:44,786 Slicked me hair over. 176 00:05:44,788 --> 00:05:48,422 Hopefully, I'll have a bit more luck with ladies this time. 177 00:05:48,424 --> 00:05:51,291 My main goal on a night out is to bang a bit. 178 00:05:51,293 --> 00:05:52,492 I just want to have a good time. 179 00:05:52,494 --> 00:05:54,727 I want to get [inaudible]. 180 00:05:54,729 --> 00:05:56,161 I'm not like Gaz and Jade. 181 00:05:56,163 --> 00:05:58,630 The sort of girls I go for take a bit more craft because they 182 00:05:58,632 --> 00:06:00,732 are not as easy as the little sloppy seconds 183 00:06:00,734 --> 00:06:01,599 that they get with. 184 00:06:01,601 --> 00:06:02,933 Let's do it. 185 00:06:02,935 --> 00:06:03,867 I've got to know Holly a bit there. 186 00:06:03,869 --> 00:06:06,502 I think she's sound, you know what I am, she's all right. 187 00:06:06,504 --> 00:06:08,670 I've just got to watch the way I look at here because I catch 188 00:06:08,672 --> 00:06:11,739 my having dreams about having sex with her again. 189 00:06:11,741 --> 00:06:13,340 [music] 190 00:06:13,342 --> 00:06:14,774 Honestly, I've come so far. 191 00:06:14,776 --> 00:06:16,442 Like, I grew as a person. 192 00:06:16,444 --> 00:06:19,578 I only wear one pair of eyelashes now. 193 00:06:19,580 --> 00:06:21,479 I used to wear nine. 194 00:06:21,481 --> 00:06:23,514 [music] 195 00:06:23,516 --> 00:06:24,081 Hi! 196 00:06:24,083 --> 00:06:26,217 James hasn't even managed bang yet. 197 00:06:26,219 --> 00:06:28,619 Newcastle first time, didn't bang. 198 00:06:28,621 --> 00:06:30,520 Magaluf, didn't bang. 199 00:06:30,522 --> 00:06:31,254 Hello? 200 00:06:31,256 --> 00:06:32,788 Do I need a fucking sign? 201 00:06:32,790 --> 00:06:34,356 I will have sex with you. 202 00:06:34,358 --> 00:06:35,824 And I'm very good at it. 203 00:06:35,826 --> 00:06:37,292 What the fuck's his problem? 204 00:06:37,294 --> 00:06:39,193 I can't sit down in this dress. 205 00:06:39,195 --> 00:06:40,761 It's going to pop! 206 00:06:40,763 --> 00:06:43,630 [music] 207 00:06:43,632 --> 00:06:44,530 [laughter] 208 00:06:44,532 --> 00:06:46,532 This time I want to build bridges with the girls. 209 00:06:46,534 --> 00:06:48,700 I want to get to know them a bit better. 210 00:06:48,702 --> 00:06:50,234 They'd make good wing women, wouldn't they? 211 00:06:50,236 --> 00:06:53,036 Imagine talking to a bird, and then they come over and 212 00:06:53,038 --> 00:06:55,738 "Well, he's a dead nice lad James, isn't he?" 213 00:06:55,740 --> 00:06:56,772 Get in. 214 00:06:56,774 --> 00:07:11,086 [music] 215 00:07:12,154 --> 00:07:14,688 [music] 216 00:07:14,690 --> 00:07:16,056 [seagulls culling] 217 00:07:16,058 --> 00:07:18,658 This time we're going into "Geordie Shore" as a family. 218 00:07:18,660 --> 00:07:21,927 No playing any Mr. or Mrs. Nice Guy anymore. 219 00:07:21,929 --> 00:07:25,630 I predict a riot. 220 00:07:25,632 --> 00:07:27,932 [calling out] Hello? 221 00:07:27,934 --> 00:07:30,634 The house is absolutely immense. 222 00:07:30,636 --> 00:07:33,003 This is absolutely amazing. 223 00:07:33,005 --> 00:07:34,170 It's all open. 224 00:07:34,172 --> 00:07:36,972 There is no where to hide in this one. 225 00:07:36,974 --> 00:07:40,475 You can't even fucking fart in this place because everyone's 226 00:07:40,477 --> 00:07:43,611 going to hear you. 227 00:07:43,678 --> 00:07:46,946 It's fucking unreal! 228 00:07:46,948 --> 00:07:48,914 Oh, well, I like this room! 229 00:07:48,916 --> 00:07:49,948 [Music] 230 00:07:49,950 --> 00:07:53,551 Outside: hot tub, shag pad. 231 00:07:53,553 --> 00:07:54,084 Great! 232 00:07:54,086 --> 00:07:54,818 I'm loving it! 233 00:07:54,820 --> 00:07:55,919 This would probably be the easiest. 234 00:07:55,921 --> 00:07:57,420 So I think, all right, there's two beds here. 235 00:07:57,422 --> 00:07:59,655 Should I just have me own space this time? 236 00:07:59,657 --> 00:08:01,356 Obviously, I've got a boyfriend. 237 00:08:01,358 --> 00:08:03,725 I can hide n the corner, so I can play with meself 238 00:08:03,727 --> 00:08:05,126 with me vibrator. 239 00:08:05,128 --> 00:08:05,860 Get me suitcase! 240 00:08:05,862 --> 00:08:06,260 That's it. 241 00:08:06,262 --> 00:08:09,863 [yelling] Back on the drum saw, bitch! 242 00:08:09,865 --> 00:08:11,064 Woo! 243 00:08:11,066 --> 00:08:11,764 [music] 244 00:08:11,766 --> 00:08:16,201 So going back to Magaluf, Gary said he liked this. 245 00:08:16,203 --> 00:08:16,834 Bullshit lies. 246 00:08:16,836 --> 00:08:20,204 And then I started seeing someone, but then that 247 00:08:20,206 --> 00:08:24,474 kind of ended, so I supposed I'm single like? 248 00:08:24,476 --> 00:08:27,677 The Gary thing, I think you need to leave that behind. 249 00:08:27,679 --> 00:08:28,744 You've already done that. 250 00:08:28,746 --> 00:08:30,846 Yeah, I don't like Gary anymore. 251 00:08:30,848 --> 00:08:31,213 Right. 252 00:08:31,215 --> 00:08:32,380 I just need to say "Gary, stay back!" 253 00:08:32,382 --> 00:08:35,383 No more going to Gary with that big willy, I'm sick of it. 254 00:08:35,385 --> 00:08:38,052 I just want to say that it was a tiny willy, because now 255 00:08:38,054 --> 00:08:39,486 I'm hitting willies everywhere. 256 00:08:39,488 --> 00:08:41,387 I promise, if I do... 257 00:08:41,389 --> 00:08:42,054 No, you won't. 258 00:08:42,056 --> 00:08:46,091 No, no, I won't, but if I do, I'll do all the ironing 259 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:47,959 for a year. 260 00:08:47,961 --> 00:08:49,493 You cannot iron. 261 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:55,632 [music] 262 00:08:55,634 --> 00:09:01,437 [chatter] 263 00:09:01,439 --> 00:09:03,338 Going into Charlotte's mom and dad's house, 264 00:09:03,340 --> 00:09:05,373 they know that you've been banging their daughter; 265 00:09:05,375 --> 00:09:07,608 it is a very, very awkward situation. 266 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:12,279 You know, you've been there, we don't have to do it again, 267 00:09:12,281 --> 00:09:13,713 even when we're drunk. 268 00:09:13,715 --> 00:09:17,216 And I can hear ya know, Gary and my mom having a conversation. 269 00:09:17,218 --> 00:09:19,818 She's warning there's got to be no bed hopping, 270 00:09:19,820 --> 00:09:21,586 we've got to just be friends. 271 00:09:21,588 --> 00:09:22,820 I felt really embarrassed. 272 00:09:22,822 --> 00:09:24,488 My mom was being really embarrassing. 273 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:28,592 'Cause, you know, you've been quite attracted to each 274 00:09:28,594 --> 00:09:30,694 other at the wrong times. 275 00:09:30,696 --> 00:09:34,264 [music] 276 00:09:34,266 --> 00:09:34,831 Woo! 277 00:09:34,833 --> 00:09:38,000 Oh my God! 278 00:09:38,002 --> 00:09:39,368 Hi Vicky! 279 00:09:39,370 --> 00:09:39,868 How are you? 280 00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:43,972 I am so excited to be back on "Geordie Shore." 281 00:09:43,974 --> 00:09:46,140 The house is incredible! 282 00:09:46,142 --> 00:09:47,774 I've been here by myself! 283 00:09:47,776 --> 00:09:48,908 So you have your own room? 284 00:09:48,910 --> 00:09:51,110 Do you like it? 285 00:09:51,112 --> 00:09:51,610 It's incredible. 286 00:09:51,612 --> 00:09:53,712 The only person with a boyfriend who is going to enjoy being 287 00:09:53,714 --> 00:09:55,380 with me is Vicky. 288 00:09:55,382 --> 00:09:56,781 Is this the chastity room? 289 00:09:56,783 --> 00:09:58,315 This is the gossip room. 290 00:09:58,317 --> 00:10:01,518 This is where like, no boys are allowed. 291 00:10:01,520 --> 00:10:03,186 So you know what I bought, Vicky? 292 00:10:03,188 --> 00:10:04,487 What you bought a chastity belt? 293 00:10:04,489 --> 00:10:05,821 No, no, even better. 294 00:10:05,823 --> 00:10:06,388 Come on then! 295 00:10:06,390 --> 00:10:08,923 [yelling] Don't, you fucking bitch! 296 00:10:08,925 --> 00:10:10,691 Vicky, this is for me and you. 297 00:10:10,693 --> 00:10:11,258 Put it away. 298 00:10:11,260 --> 00:10:11,925 You can lend it you know. 299 00:10:11,927 --> 00:10:13,226 Put it away, you scruffy bitch! 300 00:10:13,228 --> 00:10:13,926 [music] 301 00:10:13,928 --> 00:10:15,761 I'm so excited about whose coming next! 302 00:10:15,763 --> 00:10:17,129 It's going to be a boy. 303 00:10:17,131 --> 00:10:18,530 [car pulling up] 304 00:10:18,532 --> 00:10:19,330 I hope it's not James. 305 00:10:19,332 --> 00:10:20,964 I can't handle it being James. 306 00:10:20,966 --> 00:10:22,065 I don't know who it is. 307 00:10:22,067 --> 00:10:23,733 I'm so excited to get to Geordie Shore. 308 00:10:23,735 --> 00:10:27,970 Me and my housemates get some partyin' and boozin' going on. 309 00:10:27,972 --> 00:10:29,938 [door open] 310 00:10:29,940 --> 00:10:30,738 Hi! 311 00:10:30,740 --> 00:10:31,705 Hi! 312 00:10:31,707 --> 00:10:34,207 It's a fucking new boy! 313 00:10:34,209 --> 00:10:35,107 Hi, I'm Ricci. 314 00:10:35,109 --> 00:10:36,041 Hi, Ricci. 315 00:10:36,043 --> 00:10:37,042 How are you? 316 00:10:37,044 --> 00:10:38,176 Hey, gorgeous! 317 00:10:38,178 --> 00:10:39,443 You all right? 318 00:10:39,445 --> 00:10:44,514 [laughter] 319 00:10:44,516 --> 00:10:46,282 When Ricci walked through the door, 320 00:10:46,284 --> 00:10:47,850 I recognized him straight away. 321 00:10:47,852 --> 00:10:48,851 He's a good looking lad. 322 00:10:48,853 --> 00:10:51,119 He's a lovely lad as far as I know. 323 00:10:51,121 --> 00:10:53,254 And I was pleased to see him. 324 00:10:53,256 --> 00:10:53,854 Want a drink? 325 00:10:53,856 --> 00:10:55,021 Yeah, I could use one. 326 00:10:55,023 --> 00:10:56,622 Vicky is a really good-looking girl. 327 00:10:56,624 --> 00:10:58,890 No one's allowed to say no, definitely not. 328 00:10:58,892 --> 00:10:59,824 A lot of feelings. 329 00:10:59,826 --> 00:11:00,791 A little bit of Vicky. 330 00:11:00,793 --> 00:11:02,025 She's a really good-looking firl. 331 00:11:02,027 --> 00:11:04,027 So I'll have to see what happens. 332 00:11:04,029 --> 00:11:05,495 [music] 333 00:11:05,497 --> 00:11:07,196 [chatter] 334 00:11:07,198 --> 00:11:11,266 This time around, I'm going to be an independent woman. 335 00:11:11,268 --> 00:11:14,402 The bank has been demolished and in it's place is an 336 00:11:14,404 --> 00:11:15,703 independent woman's shop. 337 00:11:15,705 --> 00:11:19,173 And if anyone comes in asking for a cash pint, the independent 338 00:11:19,175 --> 00:11:23,644 women who work there will smash their faces in. 339 00:11:23,646 --> 00:11:27,014 I think if a new boy comes in, he's going to fancy Vicky. 340 00:11:27,016 --> 00:11:28,782 [inaudible] 341 00:11:28,784 --> 00:11:29,649 No, she wouldn't. 342 00:11:29,651 --> 00:11:30,816 She's not. 343 00:11:30,818 --> 00:11:33,051 She's a wild thing when she's pissed, you know. 344 00:11:33,053 --> 00:11:33,751 She's not. 345 00:11:33,753 --> 00:11:34,118 She is. 346 00:11:34,120 --> 00:11:34,685 I'll tell you. 347 00:11:34,687 --> 00:11:37,487 Vicky pissed, she'd punch me. 348 00:11:37,489 --> 00:11:37,887 No, no. 349 00:11:37,889 --> 00:11:39,321 You never know. 350 00:11:39,323 --> 00:11:39,821 It's five weeks. 351 00:11:39,823 --> 00:11:43,057 Could she say dang because she loves him? 352 00:11:43,059 --> 00:11:44,058 You got a decent body. 353 00:11:44,060 --> 00:11:44,658 That's all? 354 00:11:44,660 --> 00:11:45,291 Decent. 355 00:11:45,293 --> 00:11:45,724 [laughter] 356 00:11:45,726 --> 00:11:46,925 Hoping to get a little preview. 357 00:11:46,927 --> 00:11:48,760 You must do cardio. 358 00:11:48,762 --> 00:11:52,163 Nice! 359 00:11:52,165 --> 00:11:54,398 You are definitely sleeping upstairs. 360 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:56,032 [laughter] 361 00:11:57,634 --> 00:11:59,635 Yeah, of course I am, you've got nice abs. 362 00:11:59,637 --> 00:12:02,137 Obviously, she softened up to me straight away. 363 00:12:02,139 --> 00:12:05,974 So hopefully we might see some romance, maybe. 364 00:12:05,976 --> 00:12:07,342 Let's cut to the chase. 365 00:12:07,344 --> 00:12:07,709 Oh my. 366 00:12:07,711 --> 00:12:09,343 We're going to try to set you up with one of our housemates. 367 00:12:09,345 --> 00:12:09,976 Oh? 368 00:12:09,978 --> 00:12:10,910 I'm not messing. 369 00:12:10,912 --> 00:12:11,243 Who? 370 00:12:11,245 --> 00:12:13,245 Because we don't want to dole out the temptation of 371 00:12:13,247 --> 00:12:14,679 going around topless. 372 00:12:14,681 --> 00:12:15,613 We couldn't handle it. 373 00:12:15,615 --> 00:12:16,513 We got lads. 374 00:12:16,515 --> 00:12:19,015 [inaudible] 375 00:12:19,017 --> 00:12:20,182 Ohhhh! 376 00:12:20,184 --> 00:12:24,452 Yeah, we'll be fucking changing that, like. 377 00:12:28,290 --> 00:12:31,825 I'm going to get smashed and we're going to party! 378 00:12:31,827 --> 00:12:34,260 [music] 379 00:12:34,262 --> 00:12:35,261 Me and Ricci are good mates. 380 00:12:35,263 --> 00:12:39,932 Honestly, I can't wait to start hanging out with him. 381 00:12:39,934 --> 00:12:43,302 He's quite good looking, but he's not that tall. 382 00:12:43,304 --> 00:12:45,671 He reminds us a bit of a smurf. 383 00:12:45,673 --> 00:12:47,305 [music] 384 00:12:47,307 --> 00:12:48,739 We are back in Newcastle where we belong. 385 00:12:48,741 --> 00:12:52,676 Let the party begin! 386 00:12:52,678 --> 00:12:53,476 [doorbell] 387 00:12:53,478 --> 00:12:55,478 [screaming] 388 00:12:55,480 --> 00:13:06,489 [music] 389 00:13:07,657 --> 00:13:09,824 I can't wait to get to Geordie show because the party 390 00:13:09,826 --> 00:13:12,159 doesn't start til I walk in. 391 00:13:14,996 --> 00:13:15,795 There's nine beds. 392 00:13:15,797 --> 00:13:16,829 There's nine seats at the table. 393 00:13:16,831 --> 00:13:19,865 To me that means another person and it's going to be a girl. 394 00:13:19,867 --> 00:13:21,967 And I know the girls are going to fucking hate it. 395 00:13:21,969 --> 00:13:22,734 [laughter] 396 00:13:22,736 --> 00:13:27,038 For friends to steal her. 397 00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:28,339 If I new lass walks through the door. 398 00:13:28,341 --> 00:13:30,174 I'll see her, I'll greet her. 399 00:13:30,176 --> 00:13:34,645 I'll be personable, I'll be very polite. 400 00:13:34,647 --> 00:13:37,547 Me and Vicky are convinced that it's a girl 401 00:13:37,549 --> 00:13:39,383 and we're getting angry! 402 00:13:39,385 --> 00:13:41,585 I'm going to be loud constantly! 403 00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:41,985 Act up. 404 00:13:41,987 --> 00:13:46,622 I'll creep up with grimy things on my face. 405 00:13:46,624 --> 00:13:48,890 What's the worse that can happen? 406 00:13:48,892 --> 00:13:53,561 [music] 407 00:13:53,563 --> 00:13:57,765 So everyone's here, I'm thinking finally, thank fuck. 408 00:13:57,767 --> 00:13:59,199 But there's nine beds? 409 00:13:59,201 --> 00:14:01,467 So I'm thinking nine beds, eight of us. 410 00:14:01,469 --> 00:14:04,169 Is it a spare bed for shagging or is it going to be 411 00:14:04,171 --> 00:14:05,470 a new person? 412 00:14:05,472 --> 00:14:06,704 [music] 413 00:14:06,706 --> 00:14:08,872 And as soon as a girl walks through that door, the girls 414 00:14:08,874 --> 00:14:10,039 are going to fucking hate it. 415 00:14:10,041 --> 00:14:10,939 Absolutely hate it. 416 00:14:10,941 --> 00:14:14,776 [incoherent British yelling and chanting] 417 00:14:14,778 --> 00:14:15,877 [door opens] 418 00:14:15,879 --> 00:14:18,613 [yelling and chanting quiets] 419 00:14:18,615 --> 00:14:23,918 What the fuck? 420 00:14:23,920 --> 00:14:24,351 Oh my God. 421 00:14:24,353 --> 00:14:28,121 Here comes in some fucking wannabe queen fucking bee! 422 00:14:28,123 --> 00:14:29,589 [music] 423 00:14:29,591 --> 00:14:34,327 For this girl to just come in, it's just fucked up. 424 00:14:34,329 --> 00:14:38,698 When I walked in the door, I felt a little bit nervous, 425 00:14:38,700 --> 00:14:41,067 but I was like, right, I need to go around 426 00:14:41,069 --> 00:14:42,435 and speak to everyone. 427 00:14:42,437 --> 00:14:43,536 Nice to meet you! 428 00:14:43,538 --> 00:14:44,637 Little perky tits are awesome! 429 00:14:44,639 --> 00:14:46,505 Everything is in perfect proportion. 430 00:14:46,507 --> 00:14:52,577 The lads are just totally folding arms sounding back. 431 00:14:52,579 --> 00:14:53,144 Hello. 432 00:14:53,146 --> 00:14:54,245 I'm Rebecca! 433 00:14:54,247 --> 00:14:55,212 Wooo! 434 00:14:55,214 --> 00:14:58,982 Nice to meet you! 435 00:14:58,984 --> 00:15:02,785 You can tell Vicky was going to be funny about it. 436 00:15:02,787 --> 00:15:05,220 Straight away, she's got an attitude 437 00:15:05,222 --> 00:15:08,489 and it's literally palpable. 438 00:15:12,026 --> 00:15:14,460 There was no need for her to say that at all. 439 00:15:14,462 --> 00:15:18,030 She totally banged her water and jealous. 440 00:15:19,165 --> 00:15:20,131 Stop it! 441 00:15:20,133 --> 00:15:20,965 [yelling] 442 00:15:20,967 --> 00:15:23,367 You don't really want to see that on the first night 443 00:15:23,369 --> 00:15:24,468 with the girls. 444 00:15:24,470 --> 00:15:24,868 [music] 445 00:15:24,870 --> 00:15:25,902 Straight away, I was just irritated by her. 446 00:15:25,904 --> 00:15:28,070 He comes bowling through the front door like fuckin' William 447 00:15:28,072 --> 00:15:31,506 Large Penis, expecting everybody's attention. 448 00:15:31,508 --> 00:15:34,475 You don't do that! 449 00:15:34,477 --> 00:15:35,809 Fuckin' yes. 450 00:15:35,811 --> 00:15:36,309 She's pretty. 451 00:15:36,311 --> 00:15:39,745 She's got long, dark hair, a lovely figure. 452 00:15:39,747 --> 00:15:42,114 I think we are feeling a bit intimidated. 453 00:15:42,116 --> 00:15:43,215 Do you know who she looks like? 454 00:15:43,217 --> 00:15:45,850 She looks like Nancy Delalio on crack! 455 00:15:45,852 --> 00:15:46,183 Ha! 456 00:15:46,185 --> 00:15:47,951 When she was walking around, the girls just got up 457 00:15:47,953 --> 00:15:48,952 and walked to the bedroom. 458 00:15:48,954 --> 00:15:51,220 To me, that's just ignorant, rude. 459 00:15:51,222 --> 00:15:53,088 Is there a red light? 460 00:15:53,090 --> 00:15:55,156 I love red. 461 00:15:55,158 --> 00:15:57,124 I think Gaz is a really nice lad. 462 00:15:57,126 --> 00:15:58,458 A shag pad. 463 00:15:58,460 --> 00:16:00,860 And he's made us feel really welcome, like showed us 464 00:16:00,862 --> 00:16:03,662 about and tell not worry about anything. 465 00:16:05,498 --> 00:16:07,999 Keep you warm. 466 00:16:08,001 --> 00:16:09,767 You'll keep me warm? 467 00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,536 He's very flirtatious! 468 00:16:12,538 --> 00:16:14,971 He'd flirt with the sink. 469 00:16:14,973 --> 00:16:16,305 Is everything all right? 470 00:16:16,307 --> 00:16:18,140 Yeah. 471 00:16:18,142 --> 00:16:18,573 [music] 472 00:16:18,575 --> 00:16:21,175 Because it seems to me like a problem. 473 00:16:21,177 --> 00:16:22,576 I couldn't care less. 474 00:16:22,578 --> 00:16:26,580 The next thing we know, Rebecca says something to Vicky. 475 00:16:26,582 --> 00:16:28,715 You don't surprise me whatsoever. 476 00:16:28,717 --> 00:16:31,918 I'm telling you right now, she had a bad attitude. 477 00:16:31,920 --> 00:16:33,352 Everyone saw it straight away. 478 00:16:33,354 --> 00:16:36,121 [incoherent British yelling] 479 00:16:36,123 --> 00:16:38,356 Stop embarrassing yourself. 480 00:16:38,358 --> 00:16:40,558 I'm not going to lick her ass, no way. 481 00:16:40,560 --> 00:16:43,093 Oh that's right, get all the lad's attentions. 482 00:16:43,095 --> 00:16:45,228 [incoherent British yelling] 483 00:16:45,230 --> 00:16:47,563 I'm thinking, oh shit, she's not backing down at all. 484 00:16:47,565 --> 00:16:50,566 And if anything, she has been much. 485 00:16:50,568 --> 00:16:53,669 She fucking started on me; I'm not going to lie. 486 00:16:53,671 --> 00:16:56,071 Vicky didn't expect that because she's used to the 487 00:16:56,073 --> 00:16:57,439 girls licking up her ass. 488 00:16:57,441 --> 00:16:59,541 But this bird sure just told her how it was, 489 00:16:59,543 --> 00:17:01,609 and she just backed off. 490 00:17:01,611 --> 00:17:02,910 [chatter] 491 00:17:02,912 --> 00:17:05,445 I fucking love you, like... 492 00:17:05,447 --> 00:17:06,779 Just thinking no, not really. 493 00:17:06,781 --> 00:17:10,616 To be fair, she's like a strong, little thing and she didn't 494 00:17:10,618 --> 00:17:11,950 really give a fuck. 495 00:17:11,952 --> 00:17:13,017 [acoustic music] 496 00:17:13,019 --> 00:17:14,251 Oh thanks, Ricci... 497 00:17:14,253 --> 00:17:16,052 [laugher] 498 00:17:16,054 --> 00:17:21,157 So Vicky is arguing and the next minute, she's kissing, but then 499 00:17:21,159 --> 00:17:24,326 carrying on the argument and then snogging again. 500 00:17:24,328 --> 00:17:24,959 What the fuck? 501 00:17:24,961 --> 00:17:26,994 Welcome back to Geordie Shore. 502 00:17:26,996 --> 00:17:27,995 [laughter] 503 00:17:27,997 --> 00:17:29,763 Hi Ricci, I was here first and all. 504 00:17:29,765 --> 00:17:33,233 I'm not being funny, yeah right, but deep down there is some 505 00:17:33,235 --> 00:17:35,301 kind of ickiness going on. 506 00:17:35,303 --> 00:17:36,468 Ricci, Vicky. 507 00:17:36,470 --> 00:17:38,937 She's 18! 508 00:17:38,939 --> 00:17:39,270 18. 509 00:17:39,272 --> 00:17:40,170 Are you fucking... 510 00:17:40,172 --> 00:17:41,971 I've got toenails older than you. 511 00:17:41,973 --> 00:17:46,475 It was nice of Ricci to kind of be there for us. 512 00:17:46,477 --> 00:17:48,043 He's got a nice tan. 513 00:17:48,045 --> 00:17:49,577 Got a nice body. 514 00:17:49,579 --> 00:17:51,645 He's really nice, yeah? 515 00:17:51,647 --> 00:17:54,180 I'm definitely not going to be getting with anybody else 516 00:17:54,182 --> 00:17:56,048 or anything like that. 517 00:17:56,050 --> 00:17:57,382 Like, I love me boyfriend to bits. 518 00:17:57,384 --> 00:18:01,252 He's a dead, nice guy and I could never hurt him, 519 00:18:01,254 --> 00:18:03,153 like, intentionally. 520 00:18:03,155 --> 00:18:04,621 [chatter] 521 00:18:04,623 --> 00:18:06,889 Well, see what I mean, you have to walk away. 522 00:18:06,891 --> 00:18:09,258 I said, Vicky, I said, what's your problem, straightaway. 523 00:18:09,260 --> 00:18:12,461 'Cause I knew her face was just like twist and was just the kind 524 00:18:12,463 --> 00:18:13,528 of face to be slapped off. 525 00:18:13,530 --> 00:18:14,695 [inaudbible] 526 00:18:14,697 --> 00:18:16,196 Well, that's because that's the way I am. 527 00:18:16,198 --> 00:18:17,997 I'm not going to change... 528 00:18:17,999 --> 00:18:18,564 It's lovely. 529 00:18:18,566 --> 00:18:21,500 She is really, really irritating. 530 00:18:21,502 --> 00:18:22,701 Really annoying. 531 00:18:22,703 --> 00:18:24,369 She's like thrush. 532 00:18:24,371 --> 00:18:25,236 Why? 533 00:18:25,238 --> 00:18:26,570 Right. 534 00:18:26,572 --> 00:18:28,505 As soon as she walked in. 535 00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:32,609 The peacemaker that I am I tried going to have a word with Vicky. 536 00:18:32,611 --> 00:18:34,143 She blanks. 537 00:18:34,145 --> 00:18:35,310 So I go and speak to Rebecca. 538 00:18:35,312 --> 00:18:37,211 Why don't they just go in the hot tub the rest of the night 539 00:18:37,213 --> 00:18:42,316 and say, chill out, and just fucking piss about in that. 540 00:18:42,318 --> 00:18:43,317 Really? 541 00:18:43,319 --> 00:18:44,184 Really! 542 00:18:44,186 --> 00:18:45,785 [laughter] 543 00:18:45,787 --> 00:18:46,185 [music] 544 00:18:46,187 --> 00:18:51,056 First night, obviously going to be hot tub. 545 00:18:51,058 --> 00:18:51,656 Everyone's all good. 546 00:18:51,658 --> 00:18:52,790 So I'm like, everyone get your clothes on, 547 00:18:52,792 --> 00:18:57,327 we're hitting the hot tub. 548 00:18:57,329 --> 00:18:57,960 We're drinking. 549 00:18:57,962 --> 00:18:58,493 We're laughing. 550 00:18:58,495 --> 00:18:59,293 Everyone's kissing on. 551 00:18:59,295 --> 00:19:00,761 Rebecca's in a little bikini. 552 00:19:00,763 --> 00:19:03,063 [yelling] 553 00:19:03,065 --> 00:19:07,367 Rebecca, she had like a bikini on and a body, I was just like, 554 00:19:07,369 --> 00:19:08,368 what the fuck? 555 00:19:08,370 --> 00:19:13,272 Just like slim, pert tits just sit there and just look at you. 556 00:19:13,274 --> 00:19:19,645 It's just like honestly, fucking, really good looking. 557 00:19:19,647 --> 00:19:19,945 Me? 558 00:19:19,947 --> 00:19:20,979 I'm starting to like Jay. 559 00:19:20,981 --> 00:19:23,047 We're like two peas in a pod. 560 00:19:23,049 --> 00:19:27,217 [laughter] 561 00:19:27,219 --> 00:19:30,987 [yelling] 562 00:19:30,989 --> 00:19:32,288 Where the vodka? 563 00:19:32,290 --> 00:19:33,689 [yelling] 564 00:19:33,691 --> 00:19:36,658 Me and Gary have a special friendship, 565 00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:42,196 like the friendship of two small otters sharing a log. 566 00:19:42,198 --> 00:19:45,365 I did think that it would take at least a couple weeks 567 00:19:45,367 --> 00:19:46,699 for that to happen. 568 00:19:46,701 --> 00:19:47,700 There'd be an accident. 569 00:19:47,702 --> 00:19:51,437 It was just like history, it didn't take long. 570 00:19:51,439 --> 00:19:54,039 She had her hand on me shorts, grabbed me dick. 571 00:19:54,041 --> 00:19:58,943 [music] 572 00:19:58,945 --> 00:20:01,145 And I got left in the bloody hot tub with them, didn't I. 573 00:20:01,147 --> 00:20:03,580 I'm trying to get someone to get me top and I'm just standing 574 00:20:03,582 --> 00:20:07,817 there and I'm like, oh, I feel awkward now. 575 00:20:07,819 --> 00:20:13,556 [music] 576 00:20:17,360 --> 00:20:18,760 You moved in with me. 577 00:20:18,762 --> 00:20:20,895 I moved in a room with Holly and, maybe she might be thinking 578 00:20:20,897 --> 00:20:23,063 in her head that I actually like her or something because 579 00:20:23,065 --> 00:20:26,332 I picked the same room as her. 580 00:20:29,235 --> 00:20:34,906 We look out the bedroom window and, to our surprise, 581 00:20:34,908 --> 00:20:36,207 it looks like they're having sex. 582 00:20:36,209 --> 00:20:38,842 And we thought, nah, they're just messing on. 583 00:20:38,844 --> 00:20:41,010 And I looked and Charlotte wasn't laughing, 584 00:20:41,012 --> 00:20:42,511 Gary wasn't laughing. 585 00:20:42,513 --> 00:20:43,778 This was serious. 586 00:20:43,780 --> 00:20:47,281 I'm, like, sure you can drown yourself and cause some problem 587 00:20:47,283 --> 00:20:49,583 up there by having sex in water. 588 00:20:49,585 --> 00:20:52,786 I honestly, I think now, that everything is going to be 589 00:20:52,788 --> 00:20:54,721 all good with everyone. 590 00:20:54,723 --> 00:20:57,990 Yeah. 591 00:20:57,992 --> 00:20:59,391 Vicky, can I speak to you? 592 00:20:59,393 --> 00:21:01,059 Just by yourself, just me and you please. 593 00:21:01,061 --> 00:21:03,094 I'll put the pot of noodles on. 594 00:21:03,096 --> 00:21:03,727 Boom! 595 00:21:03,729 --> 00:21:04,627 There's hell on! 596 00:21:04,629 --> 00:21:11,868 [incoherent yelling] 597 00:21:11,870 --> 00:21:12,969 There's swearing! 598 00:21:12,971 --> 00:21:13,970 There's shouting! 599 00:21:13,972 --> 00:21:14,503 There's bitching! 600 00:21:14,505 --> 00:21:16,638 There's "you did this," "you didn't do that," "you this," 601 00:21:16,640 --> 00:21:17,105 "you that"... 602 00:21:17,107 --> 00:21:20,141 [yelling] You are nothing but a stupid slut! 603 00:21:20,143 --> 00:21:21,709 [Yelling] 604 00:21:21,711 --> 00:21:24,812 I'm thinking, yeah love, I don't care what your name is or where 605 00:21:24,814 --> 00:21:28,115 you're from, but you've got some fucking front. 606 00:21:28,117 --> 00:21:31,351 [singing] 607 00:21:31,353 --> 00:21:31,818 I like Jay. 608 00:21:31,820 --> 00:21:33,186 I think he's my knight and shining armor. 609 00:21:33,188 --> 00:21:35,121 He looks after us. 610 00:21:35,123 --> 00:21:39,425 I wouldn't mind being the first lad to, like, get with Rebecca, 611 00:21:39,427 --> 00:21:43,061 but, like, I think it will take a bit graft. 612 00:21:43,063 --> 00:21:46,130 [inaudible] 613 00:21:46,132 --> 00:21:48,065 [music] 614 00:21:48,067 --> 00:21:51,001 I was so bored and I'd had so much Redbull 615 00:21:51,003 --> 00:21:53,169 and I just wasn't tired. 616 00:21:55,172 --> 00:21:55,604 [laughter] 617 00:21:55,606 --> 00:21:58,340 What could I do, like, Rebecca and Jay were in bed together, 618 00:21:58,342 --> 00:22:01,876 Gary and Charlotte were in bed together... 619 00:22:05,513 --> 00:22:08,548 Just going to dive on James and see what happens! 620 00:22:08,550 --> 00:22:09,515 [laughter] 621 00:22:09,517 --> 00:22:10,516 James? 622 00:22:18,024 --> 00:22:18,390 Come on! 623 00:22:18,392 --> 00:22:19,758 Just bang me, bang me! 624 00:22:19,760 --> 00:22:20,391 I am here. 625 00:22:20,393 --> 00:22:21,658 It's on a plate! 626 00:22:21,660 --> 00:22:22,625 Just do it! 627 00:22:22,627 --> 00:22:23,258 I've got a girlfriend. 628 00:22:23,260 --> 00:22:24,759 Are you going to kick me out of your bed? 629 00:22:24,761 --> 00:22:26,927 I have a girlfriend. 630 00:22:26,929 --> 00:22:28,728 Blatant lie. 631 00:22:28,730 --> 00:22:30,763 Who's your girlfriend? 632 00:22:30,765 --> 00:22:32,364 I can't... 633 00:22:32,366 --> 00:22:35,967 And very quickly, I've got cushion for the pushin'. 634 00:22:35,969 --> 00:22:36,801 [laughter] 635 00:22:36,803 --> 00:22:38,068 James, you broke my heart. 636 00:22:38,070 --> 00:22:39,502 I'm sorry, I've got a girlfriend. 637 00:22:39,504 --> 00:22:44,039 You broke my heart and I'm going to cry. 638 00:22:44,041 --> 00:22:45,440 I tried so hard! 639 00:22:45,442 --> 00:22:47,141 It's just never going to happen. 640 00:22:47,143 --> 00:22:49,610 [music] 641 00:22:49,612 --> 00:22:50,410 Hey look! 642 00:22:50,412 --> 00:22:50,910 [water splash] 643 00:22:50,912 --> 00:22:53,312 I get in the hot tub and that little shed, whatever it is, 644 00:22:53,314 --> 00:22:54,713 is just next to it... 645 00:22:54,715 --> 00:22:56,548 [music] 646 00:22:56,550 --> 00:22:58,283 So someone soaking wet just got out of there 647 00:22:58,285 --> 00:23:00,118 and just walked in to the fucker. 648 00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:04,355 [music] 649 00:23:04,357 --> 00:23:06,190 I promised my mom that I wouldn't make her cry, 650 00:23:06,192 --> 00:23:08,058 that I wouldn't get on with when I'm drunk, 651 00:23:08,060 --> 00:23:11,394 and fucking two hours later, I'm fuckin' in bed with her. 652 00:23:11,396 --> 00:23:11,861 [laughter] 653 00:23:11,863 --> 00:23:13,996 Sorry, mom. 654 00:23:13,998 --> 00:23:14,429 Oh my God! 655 00:23:14,431 --> 00:23:16,364 It means that I'm going to have to do the ironing for a year and 656 00:23:16,366 --> 00:23:18,265 I don't even know how to iron. 657 00:23:18,267 --> 00:23:21,167 If this is the first night, God knows what's going to 658 00:23:21,169 --> 00:23:23,335 happen over the next six weeks. 659 00:23:23,337 --> 00:23:29,541 [music] 660 00:23:29,543 --> 00:23:34,078 It's the first night on Geordie Shore and I've woke up 661 00:23:34,080 --> 00:23:38,315 and I think, fuck, not again. 662 00:23:45,222 --> 00:23:49,491 I can't help myself because I've got no willpower 663 00:23:49,493 --> 00:23:51,259 and I'm not strong. 664 00:23:51,261 --> 00:23:53,995 I'm a weak, weak girl. 665 00:23:53,997 --> 00:23:57,965 Do not leave me and Charlotte pissed in a hottub! 666 00:23:57,967 --> 00:24:00,634 On the first night, that was a bad move. 667 00:24:00,636 --> 00:24:02,435 [groaning] 668 00:24:02,437 --> 00:24:10,409 [music] 669 00:24:10,411 --> 00:24:12,244 [doorbell] 670 00:24:12,246 --> 00:24:14,279 [music] 671 00:24:14,281 --> 00:24:14,846 Hello? 672 00:24:14,848 --> 00:24:15,413 Hello! 673 00:24:15,415 --> 00:24:16,814 My dear, how are you? 674 00:24:16,816 --> 00:24:18,115 Good to see you again. 675 00:24:18,117 --> 00:24:19,182 Welcome back, everybody! 676 00:24:19,184 --> 00:24:20,416 I'm surprised to see Anna again, like, 677 00:24:20,418 --> 00:24:22,418 I'm surprised she wanted us to work for her again, 678 00:24:22,420 --> 00:24:24,052 especially the way we did last time. 679 00:24:24,054 --> 00:24:25,887 Gather round the table, everybody! 680 00:24:25,889 --> 00:24:26,988 You're going to be working again for me. 681 00:24:26,990 --> 00:24:32,226 Bosh, we will have diversified a bit, hence the spray tanning. 682 00:24:32,228 --> 00:24:32,893 Spray tanning? 683 00:24:32,895 --> 00:24:33,493 I mean, I get them. 684 00:24:33,495 --> 00:24:35,628 I put false tanner on, but like I would never be able to give 685 00:24:35,630 --> 00:24:37,196 anyone a spray tan. 686 00:24:37,198 --> 00:24:39,698 If it looked uneven, I'd feel terrible because if it was I'd 687 00:24:39,700 --> 00:24:44,035 go ballistic, if someone made me look shit. 688 00:24:44,037 --> 00:24:46,404 Does anyone know how to spray tan? 689 00:24:46,406 --> 00:24:46,871 Little bit. 690 00:24:46,873 --> 00:24:50,174 We're going to pair up today and have a little go of it. 691 00:24:50,176 --> 00:24:52,176 Sophie, I'd like you to head it up. 692 00:24:52,178 --> 00:24:53,110 Get in! 693 00:24:53,112 --> 00:24:56,179 Spray tan, right up my street! 694 00:24:56,181 --> 00:24:56,679 I'm loving this. 695 00:24:56,681 --> 00:24:59,048 I'm a fucking professional at this [beep]. 696 00:24:59,050 --> 00:24:59,848 Whose going to go first? 697 00:24:59,850 --> 00:25:02,483 Cause we need to get this show on the road. 698 00:25:02,485 --> 00:25:03,250 Paper knickers. 699 00:25:03,252 --> 00:25:04,651 Paper knickers. 700 00:25:04,653 --> 00:25:05,184 [laughter] 701 00:25:05,186 --> 00:25:08,153 It's kind of like against the law not to have a 702 00:25:08,155 --> 00:25:09,187 tan in Newcastle. 703 00:25:09,189 --> 00:25:10,521 If your pale, you're see through. 704 00:25:10,523 --> 00:25:13,390 You can put the paper pants on, nothing else but the paper pants 705 00:25:13,392 --> 00:25:14,424 and come back down. 706 00:25:14,426 --> 00:25:16,492 I don't even know what I'm doing. 707 00:25:16,494 --> 00:25:19,428 I feel like I am going to come out like a zebra...stripey. 708 00:25:19,430 --> 00:25:23,031 Your partner should put some Vaseline on your nails. 709 00:25:23,033 --> 00:25:23,831 [laughter] 710 00:25:23,833 --> 00:25:26,667 And on your elbows and your knees. 711 00:25:26,669 --> 00:25:28,402 [machine whirring] 712 00:25:28,404 --> 00:25:36,309 [girls wooing] 713 00:25:36,311 --> 00:25:37,977 There's got to be something wrong with him! 714 00:25:37,979 --> 00:25:46,385 Gary's thing can't even fit in his paper knickers. 715 00:25:46,387 --> 00:25:48,420 The way I feel right now, I've got no desire to 716 00:25:48,422 --> 00:25:49,421 speak to Rebecca. 717 00:25:49,423 --> 00:25:52,490 That's the first time I've said it's name because she's 718 00:25:52,492 --> 00:25:54,558 made no effort with me. 719 00:25:54,560 --> 00:25:57,360 [machine spraying] 720 00:25:57,362 --> 00:25:58,794 Rebecca's looking at me, like, I wouldn't mind 721 00:25:58,796 --> 00:26:01,997 getting a bit of that. 722 00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:03,665 [cheerin] 723 00:26:03,667 --> 00:26:10,571 [Machine whirring] 724 00:26:10,573 --> 00:26:13,173 And then the lads thought it would be hilarious 725 00:26:13,175 --> 00:26:19,078 just to start, like trying to take the piss. 726 00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:22,981 Given there is like 30 coats on me face. 727 00:26:22,983 --> 00:26:29,854 He went from white to black in a matter of seconds. 728 00:26:29,856 --> 00:26:32,923 Go have a look! 729 00:26:36,594 --> 00:26:40,229 I can't wait to start painting the town orange! 730 00:26:40,231 --> 00:26:43,865 [music] 731 00:26:43,867 --> 00:26:46,100 First big night out is a serious. 732 00:26:46,102 --> 00:26:47,868 Everything has to be done perfectly. 733 00:26:47,870 --> 00:26:51,705 We have to time ourselves with militarty precision here. 734 00:26:51,707 --> 00:26:52,772 We need to prepare ourselves. 735 00:26:52,774 --> 00:26:56,408 Get our eyelashes on, hair extensions in, fake tan on, 736 00:26:56,410 --> 00:26:58,276 look the bomb! 737 00:26:58,278 --> 00:26:59,243 [music] 738 00:26:59,245 --> 00:27:01,845 I can see your belland! 739 00:27:01,847 --> 00:27:02,779 I can see it! 740 00:27:02,781 --> 00:27:03,579 Poke me in the face! 741 00:27:03,581 --> 00:27:04,880 It fucking poked me in the eye. 742 00:27:04,882 --> 00:27:07,849 The lads as well, the lads are walking out taking as 743 00:27:07,851 --> 00:27:09,750 long as we are. 744 00:27:09,752 --> 00:27:12,586 Don't turn around I can't handle it. 745 00:27:12,588 --> 00:27:13,286 Ohhh. 746 00:27:13,288 --> 00:27:14,720 Hey he's a flirting again. 747 00:27:14,722 --> 00:27:16,088 I'm not gonna say anything anymore because any time 748 00:27:16,090 --> 00:27:18,957 I say anything nice to him I get accused of flirting. 749 00:27:18,959 --> 00:27:20,792 When you're a Geordie and you're getting ready you do 750 00:27:20,794 --> 00:27:21,459 put a little effort in. 751 00:27:21,461 --> 00:27:24,094 So like for me that is getting a shower, that is getting tan, 752 00:27:24,096 --> 00:27:25,328 that is putting bronzer on. 753 00:27:25,330 --> 00:27:26,095 Do you like that or not? 754 00:27:26,097 --> 00:27:27,863 Or is that too much? 755 00:27:27,865 --> 00:27:29,064 No, that's nice. 756 00:27:29,066 --> 00:27:30,231 It is doing your hair perfectly. 757 00:27:30,233 --> 00:27:31,865 It is picking the best outfit. 758 00:27:31,867 --> 00:27:33,433 But it's worth it 'cause I will pull. 759 00:27:33,435 --> 00:27:34,801 Once you're in for the night, like... 760 00:27:34,803 --> 00:27:38,871 Literally go out and just bang the shit out of someone. 761 00:27:38,873 --> 00:27:40,439 Just anyone, you don't care. 762 00:27:40,441 --> 00:27:41,473 No, no, a good looking... 763 00:27:41,475 --> 00:27:42,040 Just stick it in. 764 00:27:42,042 --> 00:27:42,940 No, a good looking bird. 765 00:27:42,942 --> 00:27:44,141 What happens if that fails? 766 00:27:44,143 --> 00:27:45,475 What, what will you do? 767 00:27:45,477 --> 00:27:46,742 Come back and bang Charlotte. 768 00:27:46,744 --> 00:27:47,509 [laughter] 769 00:27:47,511 --> 00:27:50,578 Oh my God, you fucking prick. 770 00:27:50,580 --> 00:27:57,851 [singing, chanting, and singing] 771 00:27:57,853 --> 00:28:07,827 [club music] 772 00:28:07,829 --> 00:28:14,400 [club music] 773 00:28:14,402 --> 00:28:18,837 In Bijou having a wicked time, everyone looking good. 774 00:28:18,839 --> 00:28:20,705 It's gonna be a really good night. 775 00:28:20,707 --> 00:28:22,707 That long bird knew Jay straight away. 776 00:28:22,709 --> 00:28:25,876 In with Rebecca in the dufe, I hope he fucking bangs her. 777 00:28:25,878 --> 00:28:27,310 Me and Jay were having a chat. 778 00:28:27,312 --> 00:28:29,679 I've got me love goggles on. 779 00:28:29,681 --> 00:28:32,048 Half. 780 00:28:32,050 --> 00:28:34,350 [music] 781 00:28:34,352 --> 00:28:34,917 [cheering] 782 00:28:34,919 --> 00:28:38,654 We're all enjoying ourselves, we're all together, minus one. 783 00:28:38,656 --> 00:28:40,956 [music] 784 00:28:40,958 --> 00:28:44,292 12 hours and he's on the pole already. 785 00:28:44,294 --> 00:28:46,494 He's a machine. 786 00:28:46,496 --> 00:28:47,495 I just expect it. 787 00:28:47,497 --> 00:28:50,631 I would be shocked if he didn't pull tonight. 788 00:28:50,633 --> 00:28:54,868 But it still makes us feel a bit jealous. 789 00:28:54,870 --> 00:28:58,371 [music] 790 00:28:58,373 --> 00:29:00,539 We always tell ourselves when we see the guy we like kissing 791 00:29:00,541 --> 00:29:03,441 someone else that we're gonna hold our heads high and keep 792 00:29:03,443 --> 00:29:06,977 our dignity and just have a good time with the girls. 793 00:29:06,979 --> 00:29:08,111 You know what we really do? 794 00:29:08,113 --> 00:29:09,846 We drown our sorrows. 795 00:29:09,848 --> 00:29:20,857 [music] 796 00:29:20,859 --> 00:29:21,924 We're having a wicked time. 797 00:29:21,926 --> 00:29:24,761 There's Charlotte, absolutely blitzed, not knowing what 798 00:29:24,763 --> 00:29:25,895 she's doing with herself. 799 00:29:25,897 --> 00:29:28,464 So I thought I'd grab her, take her home and look after her, 800 00:29:28,466 --> 00:29:30,299 and that's exactly what I did. 801 00:29:30,301 --> 00:29:31,566 It's a turn for the books that late. 802 00:29:31,568 --> 00:29:33,568 We're not used to behavior like that. 803 00:29:33,570 --> 00:29:38,239 He really is like a cut above the rest. 804 00:29:38,241 --> 00:29:40,407 I'm in the club and Becca's all over this. 805 00:29:40,409 --> 00:29:41,975 I'm definitely in here. 806 00:29:41,977 --> 00:29:42,775 Taxi! 807 00:29:42,777 --> 00:29:45,711 I'll wake up tomorrow and I'll be like, yeah Vicky, 808 00:29:45,713 --> 00:29:48,180 come on, we'll speak. 809 00:29:48,182 --> 00:29:49,414 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 810 00:29:49,416 --> 00:29:50,782 She wouldn't do that with me. 811 00:29:50,784 --> 00:29:54,318 On the taxi ride home me and Jay talked on the way 812 00:29:54,320 --> 00:29:56,086 home about Vicky. 813 00:29:56,088 --> 00:29:57,187 She... 814 00:29:57,189 --> 00:29:59,322 [music] 815 00:29:59,324 --> 00:30:04,560 It's a bit blurry, but I'm pretty sure we kissed. 816 00:30:04,562 --> 00:30:09,998 [music] 817 00:30:10,000 --> 00:30:14,569 She won't like the idea of that, I'll stand rue. 818 00:30:14,571 --> 00:30:15,870 She's a mare. 819 00:30:15,872 --> 00:30:17,638 Rebecca's banging on about Vicky. 820 00:30:17,640 --> 00:30:20,107 I can't get her to shut up and even necking on her 821 00:30:20,109 --> 00:30:22,342 that isn't working. 822 00:30:22,344 --> 00:30:22,909 Fuck it. 823 00:30:22,911 --> 00:30:24,143 Do you know what I mean? 824 00:30:24,145 --> 00:30:25,511 I'll.. 825 00:30:25,513 --> 00:30:28,413 Honestly, forget it, man. 826 00:30:28,415 --> 00:30:30,348 We're in the taxi with Gaz and this girl. 827 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,083 Shock, he's bringing another girl back. 828 00:30:32,085 --> 00:30:34,218 He hasn't even fucking slept in his own bed yet. 829 00:30:34,220 --> 00:30:37,387 And everyone else here is just not right. 830 00:30:37,389 --> 00:30:41,591 [music] 831 00:30:41,593 --> 00:30:44,527 All I've gotta do now is get her from the front door, in the 832 00:30:44,529 --> 00:30:49,131 garden, in the fuck hut, without anyone starting an argument. 833 00:30:49,133 --> 00:30:49,831 Stand out. 834 00:30:49,833 --> 00:30:50,898 Sit on my bed. 835 00:30:50,900 --> 00:30:51,565 I'll sit on your bed. 836 00:30:51,567 --> 00:30:55,368 Do you want to share the burger? 837 00:30:55,502 --> 00:30:56,602 She was like, a shed? 838 00:30:56,604 --> 00:30:58,403 I was like, just trust us on this one. 839 00:30:58,405 --> 00:30:59,036 I'm fucking freezing. 840 00:30:59,038 --> 00:30:59,803 I'm getting in under the sheets. 841 00:30:59,805 --> 00:31:01,471 If I start having a drink then people start talking about where 842 00:31:01,473 --> 00:31:03,272 she was from and her name and bla bla bla. 843 00:31:03,274 --> 00:31:07,376 It's hours wasted and you could end up not getting her in there. 844 00:31:07,378 --> 00:31:10,545 She's actually here on a weekend so what I said, the first night 845 00:31:10,547 --> 00:31:13,781 we'd just spoon and then she would come back again and 846 00:31:13,783 --> 00:31:15,115 I would bang her that night. 847 00:31:15,117 --> 00:31:16,716 So she was like oh yeah so we're just gonna go back 848 00:31:16,718 --> 00:31:18,050 and spoon tonight. 849 00:31:18,052 --> 00:31:18,517 No, no, no. 850 00:31:18,519 --> 00:31:21,186 Spooning always leads to fucking. 851 00:31:21,188 --> 00:31:24,856 Job done. 852 00:31:24,858 --> 00:31:26,324 Wait for it, wait for it, wait for it. 853 00:31:26,326 --> 00:31:30,761 So I go outside with Holly to have a chat, and I click, 854 00:31:30,763 --> 00:31:32,896 Gary is still with that girl. 855 00:31:32,898 --> 00:31:37,533 He's took the pony to the stable and he's fading it like there's 856 00:31:37,535 --> 00:31:41,570 no tomorrow and I'm so angry. 857 00:31:41,572 --> 00:31:50,145 [yells and throws a bottle] 858 00:31:50,147 --> 00:31:57,385 I'm so upset that I got me self in this situation again. 859 00:31:57,387 --> 00:31:59,820 I do feel bad, Charlotte does get upset, but she does keep 860 00:31:59,822 --> 00:32:02,122 coming back and she knows what's gonna happen that next day. 861 00:32:02,124 --> 00:32:06,826 But I think this time it probably has gone a bit too far. 862 00:32:06,828 --> 00:32:11,497 [music] 863 00:32:11,499 --> 00:32:14,166 [sobbing] 864 00:32:14,168 --> 00:32:15,500 Charlotte's really upset. 865 00:32:15,502 --> 00:32:19,904 She's really unhappy so I'm just trying to like calm her down. 866 00:32:19,906 --> 00:32:23,507 [telling her jokes] 867 00:32:23,509 --> 00:32:28,044 Just save her pikas and then she'll not cry or just like 868 00:32:28,046 --> 00:32:34,517 accept it 'cause that's what he does. 869 00:32:34,519 --> 00:32:37,953 I think Jay would like me in that fuck hut. 870 00:32:37,955 --> 00:32:41,523 I think he likes classy girls. 871 00:32:41,525 --> 00:32:48,796 Look at this, I'm classy. 872 00:32:48,798 --> 00:33:00,474 [music] 873 00:33:00,476 --> 00:33:03,343 I'm so fucked off at Gary and to be honest, 874 00:33:03,345 --> 00:33:15,421 I'm kind of fucking jealous. 875 00:33:15,423 --> 00:33:17,556 That's why I was dreading getting the bird out. 876 00:33:17,558 --> 00:33:19,157 I wanted to like get her out before anyone was 877 00:33:19,159 --> 00:33:21,325 in the living room. 878 00:33:21,327 --> 00:33:27,764 [living room chatter] 879 00:33:27,766 --> 00:33:29,398 Charlotte was pissed off. 880 00:33:29,400 --> 00:33:29,998 But it was her fault. 881 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:31,966 If she wouldn't of gotten that pissed, I would have ended 882 00:33:31,968 --> 00:33:32,933 up going back with her. 883 00:33:32,935 --> 00:33:38,505 It's solid in her drinking habits. 884 00:33:38,507 --> 00:33:39,839 She's just been Gaz'd. 885 00:33:39,841 --> 00:33:42,274 She's just been nailed and bailed. 886 00:33:42,276 --> 00:33:44,109 Smashed and nashed. 887 00:33:44,111 --> 00:33:49,280 [laughter] 888 00:33:49,414 --> 00:33:53,283 [phone rings] 889 00:33:53,285 --> 00:33:54,117 Hello? 890 00:33:54,119 --> 00:33:55,751 Hi, good morning, it's Anna. 891 00:33:55,753 --> 00:33:56,818 Who am I speaking to? 892 00:33:56,820 --> 00:33:57,285 It's Vicky. 893 00:33:57,287 --> 00:34:00,921 Our job to stay in the house this time is more spray tanning. 894 00:34:00,923 --> 00:34:02,956 Turns out I've gotta go and fucking graft for 895 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:03,823 Vicky today like. 896 00:34:03,825 --> 00:34:05,491 I'm not looking forward to this at all. 897 00:34:05,493 --> 00:34:07,326 I can't fucking stand her. 898 00:34:07,328 --> 00:34:12,397 [music] 899 00:34:12,399 --> 00:34:15,700 We'll get there and I'll get the spray tan an absolute wirldy 900 00:34:15,702 --> 00:34:17,501 and I'll be over the moon. 901 00:34:17,503 --> 00:34:21,972 [music] 902 00:34:21,974 --> 00:34:22,739 Oh, we're here. 903 00:34:22,741 --> 00:34:27,310 James was thinking maybe it's a wirldy. 904 00:34:27,312 --> 00:34:30,579 I'm a little bit more realistic. 905 00:34:30,581 --> 00:34:31,580 Hello. 906 00:34:31,582 --> 00:34:33,114 Fucking hell. 907 00:34:33,116 --> 00:34:33,547 Hello. 908 00:34:33,549 --> 00:34:34,447 I'm Vicky, nice to meet you. 909 00:34:34,449 --> 00:34:36,348 Nice to meet you, Alex. 910 00:34:36,350 --> 00:34:37,982 I'm sorry, he's got his hands full. 911 00:34:37,984 --> 00:34:39,316 I'm James, nice to meet you. 912 00:34:39,318 --> 00:34:42,385 You're safe in James' capable hands. 913 00:34:46,923 --> 00:34:47,355 [laughter] 914 00:34:47,357 --> 00:34:49,490 The minute James walked in she was wetter than an otter. 915 00:34:49,492 --> 00:34:50,791 She wanted him. 916 00:34:50,793 --> 00:34:51,424 I'm telling you. 917 00:34:51,426 --> 00:34:52,458 You mean you want my teeth? 918 00:34:52,460 --> 00:34:54,460 I will wine and dine you I'm sure. 919 00:34:54,462 --> 00:34:55,727 You want to go with the big bird? 920 00:34:55,729 --> 00:34:56,427 She was just getting bird. 921 00:34:56,429 --> 00:34:58,295 I mean not only for having a shit spray tan from me and 922 00:34:58,297 --> 00:35:01,331 James, she's also a roly poly kissy grandma on the sly. 923 00:35:01,333 --> 00:35:02,498 [laughter] 924 00:35:02,500 --> 00:35:06,268 All right Peg, come on get straight in this tent. 925 00:35:06,270 --> 00:35:08,470 Oh my God. 926 00:35:08,472 --> 00:35:10,405 [James chuckles] 927 00:35:10,407 --> 00:35:11,839 All right. 928 00:35:11,841 --> 00:35:16,643 [machine turns on] 929 00:35:16,645 --> 00:35:22,882 I'm thinking oh my God, really Vicky? 930 00:35:22,884 --> 00:35:24,884 While you're down there James... 931 00:35:24,886 --> 00:35:26,852 [laughter] 932 00:35:26,854 --> 00:35:30,021 I love James, just cause he's relaxed a bit. 933 00:35:30,023 --> 00:35:34,525 And he's making more of an effort with her and I like that. 934 00:35:34,527 --> 00:35:36,827 That's all I ever wanted from James. 935 00:35:36,829 --> 00:35:42,966 [machine turns on] 936 00:35:42,968 --> 00:35:44,200 Wanna lift me boobs up James? 937 00:35:44,202 --> 00:35:46,135 Gotta get me boobs as well. 938 00:35:46,137 --> 00:35:47,002 You're a good waitress. 939 00:35:47,004 --> 00:35:49,037 It's about time you did some work in here. 940 00:35:49,039 --> 00:35:49,637 Go on. 941 00:35:49,639 --> 00:35:50,604 I like you. 942 00:35:50,606 --> 00:35:52,005 What does she want me to do? 943 00:35:52,007 --> 00:35:54,674 [living room chatter] 944 00:36:00,480 --> 00:36:05,050 They were fucking heavy as fuck. 945 00:36:05,052 --> 00:36:06,584 I actually feel really sorry for him. 946 00:36:06,586 --> 00:36:08,552 Not even when Holly was trying to get into him 947 00:36:08,554 --> 00:36:11,221 was he this uncomfortable. 948 00:36:11,223 --> 00:36:12,488 Does that feel nice? 949 00:36:12,490 --> 00:36:14,056 Oh, wonderful. 950 00:36:14,058 --> 00:36:14,623 Give me a kiss. 951 00:36:14,625 --> 00:36:16,124 I don't wanna get tanner of course. 952 00:36:16,126 --> 00:36:17,959 I want a kiss. 953 00:36:17,961 --> 00:36:20,761 I'm sorry, I got, you're gonna get tannerless. 954 00:36:20,763 --> 00:36:21,194 I want. 955 00:36:21,196 --> 00:36:21,961 I want, come here. 956 00:36:21,963 --> 00:36:24,997 She was so determined to get this kiss out with me geeze. 957 00:36:24,999 --> 00:36:27,933 At the end it just felt right to get it over with. 958 00:36:27,935 --> 00:36:30,135 Come here. 959 00:36:32,872 --> 00:36:34,339 What the fuck? 960 00:36:34,341 --> 00:36:35,006 [laughter] 961 00:36:35,008 --> 00:36:35,973 Me too. 962 00:36:35,975 --> 00:36:38,809 [laughter] 963 00:36:39,210 --> 00:36:40,643 So me and Vicky like, teamwork. 964 00:36:40,645 --> 00:36:44,647 We had a laugh tonight, I think I could even possibly be mates 965 00:36:44,649 --> 00:36:45,147 with Vicky now. 966 00:36:45,149 --> 00:36:46,348 She seems to have softened up a bit. 967 00:36:46,350 --> 00:36:48,983 She's not so much of a psycho as she used to be. 968 00:36:48,985 --> 00:36:59,994 [music] 969 00:36:59,996 --> 00:37:02,496 [laughter] 970 00:37:02,498 --> 00:37:05,732 [cheering] 971 00:37:05,734 --> 00:37:09,335 I am so fucking excited to hit Riverside. 972 00:37:09,337 --> 00:37:19,378 [music] 973 00:37:19,380 --> 00:37:32,891 [music] 974 00:37:32,893 --> 00:37:34,225 I wasn't enjoying me self. 975 00:37:34,227 --> 00:37:37,061 I felt like a lost puppy. 976 00:37:37,063 --> 00:37:38,395 I didn't really know who to talk to. 977 00:37:38,397 --> 00:37:44,601 Without being in the situation, why no one likes this. 978 00:37:44,603 --> 00:37:48,371 I'm trying me hardest to not commit adultery, 979 00:37:48,373 --> 00:37:50,606 but I fancy him lots. 980 00:37:50,608 --> 00:37:55,978 [music] 981 00:37:55,980 --> 00:37:57,980 Obviously it's my instinct when I'm in the club to pull but 982 00:37:57,982 --> 00:38:00,449 obviously the back of my mind I was always worried about 983 00:38:00,451 --> 00:38:02,851 Charlotte getting upset and doing it straight 984 00:38:02,853 --> 00:38:06,087 away after again. 985 00:38:07,489 --> 00:38:08,889 Obviously me and Charlotte hadn't sorted things out the 986 00:38:08,891 --> 00:38:12,325 night before so we probably just picked the worst possible time 987 00:38:12,327 --> 00:38:15,661 ever to try and have a conversation. 988 00:38:15,663 --> 00:38:19,331 It went from bad to worse. 989 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:20,498 I'm so annoyed. 990 00:38:20,500 --> 00:38:23,367 I kiss Gary, and then Gary goes with someone else. 991 00:38:23,369 --> 00:38:25,102 So I'm constantly losing. 992 00:38:25,104 --> 00:38:28,505 Some things just never change. 993 00:38:33,844 --> 00:38:35,544 Let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, let me out, 994 00:38:35,546 --> 00:38:37,045 let me out, let me out. 995 00:38:37,047 --> 00:38:40,349 If some girl made out with you, I'd spit in her eyes. 996 00:38:40,351 --> 00:38:41,416 You wouldn't Char. 997 00:38:41,418 --> 00:38:42,250 You wouldn't. 998 00:38:42,252 --> 00:38:43,084 No you wouldn't. 999 00:38:43,086 --> 00:38:44,819 I would be so jealous. 1000 00:38:44,821 --> 00:38:47,087 It's one of them things that I don't think it's ever ever going 1001 00:38:47,089 --> 00:38:48,488 to get sorted out. 1002 00:38:54,061 --> 00:38:57,897 The first few days has been an emotional roller coaster for us. 1003 00:38:57,899 --> 00:39:00,165 Holly's been like just reassuring us like everything 1004 00:39:00,167 --> 00:39:03,334 will be all right, it will all blow over and things like that. 1005 00:39:03,336 --> 00:39:06,236 So I was being a good friend. 1006 00:39:06,238 --> 00:39:07,870 Get in the door. 1007 00:39:07,872 --> 00:39:09,972 [crashing sounds] 1008 00:39:09,974 --> 00:39:11,807 Holly! 1009 00:39:11,809 --> 00:39:13,508 Come back in. 1010 00:39:13,510 --> 00:39:14,642 Ow! 1011 00:39:14,644 --> 00:39:17,544 We're like twins who love each other. 1012 00:39:17,546 --> 00:39:19,212 Do you want a drink? 1013 00:39:19,214 --> 00:39:19,712 Yes. 1014 00:39:19,714 --> 00:39:23,315 Two more. 1015 00:39:23,317 --> 00:39:28,286 [vomit sounds] 1016 00:39:33,825 --> 00:39:37,727 It was stinking, it smelled like broccoli and carrots and that. 1017 00:39:37,729 --> 00:39:40,730 But at least I've made friends with one of the girls. 1018 00:39:40,732 --> 00:39:41,997 Holly I can't. 1019 00:39:41,999 --> 00:39:43,832 What the fuck did I eat? 1020 00:39:43,834 --> 00:39:49,170 Don't, honestly. 1021 00:39:49,172 --> 00:39:50,504 Unzip this. 1022 00:39:50,506 --> 00:39:53,540 Before you go on, unzip this. 1023 00:39:53,542 --> 00:39:54,607 Give me an example. 1024 00:39:54,609 --> 00:39:55,975 No, just do it. 1025 00:39:55,977 --> 00:39:58,377 All right, um... 1026 00:39:58,379 --> 00:40:00,078 Then me skirt. 1027 00:40:00,080 --> 00:40:03,614 That's it. 1028 00:40:03,616 --> 00:40:07,117 And I just decided that it was going to be the night to 1029 00:40:07,119 --> 00:40:13,423 speak to Vicky whether she liked it or not. 1030 00:40:13,425 --> 00:40:13,990 Yoo hoo. 1031 00:40:13,992 --> 00:40:15,491 Am I interrupting anything? 1032 00:40:15,493 --> 00:40:17,259 No Ricci's taking my dress off. 1033 00:40:17,261 --> 00:40:18,226 I'll take my stuff off. 1034 00:40:18,228 --> 00:40:19,160 Can I have a little chat? 1035 00:40:19,162 --> 00:40:19,994 Yeah sure. 1036 00:40:19,996 --> 00:40:20,361 Okay. 1037 00:40:20,363 --> 00:40:22,563 Get out Ricci, she's flirting with me. 1038 00:40:22,565 --> 00:40:24,231 I don't want to see anybody in this house deliberately 1039 00:40:24,233 --> 00:40:27,734 ostracized or hurt, so when Rebecca finally did find the 1040 00:40:27,736 --> 00:40:31,270 courage to come and speak to me and apologize, I was more than 1041 00:40:31,272 --> 00:40:36,041 willing to let bygones be bygones and bury the hatchet. 1042 00:40:36,043 --> 00:40:37,375 I'm not gonna lie to you. 1043 00:40:37,377 --> 00:40:37,742 Mmm hmm. 1044 00:40:37,744 --> 00:40:41,011 I'm furious because you're an absolute ditzy, that's my short 1045 00:40:41,013 --> 00:40:42,545 form for dafgund. 1046 00:40:42,547 --> 00:40:43,646 Oh yeah, I like it. 1047 00:40:43,648 --> 00:40:47,483 But I shouldn't agree address, but I feel real upset and really 1048 00:40:47,485 --> 00:40:49,384 hurt that it's gone on as long as it has. 1049 00:40:49,386 --> 00:40:50,118 Mmm hmm. 1050 00:40:50,120 --> 00:40:58,259 [music] 1051 00:40:58,261 --> 00:41:01,095 I'm over the moon that me and Vicky got a talk between me 1052 00:41:01,097 --> 00:41:03,764 and I feel a little bit more comfortable. 1053 00:41:03,766 --> 00:41:06,500 I've came in and I've destroyed the family bond 1054 00:41:06,502 --> 00:41:08,235 and I don't like it. 1055 00:41:08,237 --> 00:41:10,904 But I'm here to stay, so fuck it. 1056 00:41:10,906 --> 00:41:19,879 [music] 1057 00:41:19,881 --> 00:41:22,214 When I came in, I felt really good. 1058 00:41:22,216 --> 00:41:23,315 Obviously get along with everyone. 1059 00:41:23,317 --> 00:41:26,451 Vicky took me straight away, made me feel just at home. 1060 00:41:26,453 --> 00:41:28,453 Oh my God. 1061 00:41:28,455 --> 00:41:29,086 What a nightmare. 1062 00:41:29,088 --> 00:41:32,789 That's not what I intend to do, break a relationship at all. 1063 00:41:32,791 --> 00:41:35,958 It's not only her fault, it's my fault as well. 1064 00:41:35,960 --> 00:41:38,527 But you can't help your feelings. 1065 00:41:46,802 --> 00:41:48,769 I thought cheating was black and white. 1066 00:41:48,771 --> 00:41:52,539 This isn't me just wanting to attach on, I'm must be feeling 1067 00:41:52,541 --> 00:41:56,276 something for Ricci and that is cheating. 1068 00:41:56,278 --> 00:41:58,278 [Captions provided by US Captioning Company]