We're gonna do promotions.
Apparently she's some big hot shot in town.
You can do launches,
but you must keep this house tidy.
Are you single, like, or what?
No, I've got a boyfriend.
A boyfriend!
First night, with a boyfriend,
went and jumped straight in bed with Gary.
Who gives a fuck if she goes or stays.
(Holly) I'm trying to be strong.
I can't do anymore.
I wasn't ready to give her a chance.
Now I'm being told that everyone talks
behind me fucking backs.
She's thinking everyone's against her.
(Sophie) It's not nice to feel like that at all.
Holly felt like that.
I couldn't care less about you, man.
Fuck off you little Banshee Go fuck yourself, fuck off you.
Seriously, fuck off.
Really, I couldn't give a fuck.
I want to go.
(Charlotte) I did have a soft spot for Gaz
and now I could not give a flying fuck.
My biggest fear is getting wrinkles.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP edge.
I should have a degree in pulling women.
I will never kiss anyone without a six pack.
The hardest graft I've ever done is doing my hair.
I can talk the back legs off a donkey.
Dress to impress, that's me.
I'm fit, I'm flirty and I've got double Fs.
Geordie Shore, why aye.
¶
I'm lying there with a banger.
do what every lad does, mostly bangin' her.
Generally, work with a bang, place deposit, job done.
Shh.
Tell anyone.
So at the minute, it's one big secret.
I feel like shit.
'Cause the only thing I can see is six people
talking about one girl behind her back.
(Jay) Vicky's woke up in the morning, obviously just still feeling
exactly how she was feeling last night, wanted to go.
(Vicky) I don't want to dislike them
and I don't want to fall out with them,
but I'm also gonna struggle to be nice to them now.
(phone ringing)
Hello?
(Anna) Good morning.
Hey.
Greg, I've got work for Charlotte and Sophie.
All right. At 11 a.m. today,
so you need to get them out of bed
pretty quickly, okay? All right.
(talking quietly) Sorry, Charlotte.
Anna's been on the phone, youse gotta go to work now.
No.
Got you put open for 11.
It's you and Sophie.
So how the hell do we wake her up.
I'm like, "Fuck, what?"
I just jump out of bed, have a quick shower,
no makeup at all.
We didn't get a chance to see Vicky
(Charlotte) Vicky's getting a little bit pout on her.
She's thinking I've slagged off when I wouldn't.
She's feeling a bit left out.
She feels like she's got no one and Holly felt like that.
(Charlotte) So it was sort of still left hanging, it was not resolved.
¶
Vicky had said something to the girls
and the girls got the wrong end of the stick.
The lads are just keeping out of it to be honest, like
'cause you don't want to get in amongst that like.
(phone ringing)
(woman) Hello? Yeah, it's Vicky.
Hi, honey, you all right?
Are you free today?
Um, yeah, why?
What's happened?
I'm just-- Wanna-- just wanna, just wanna see us?
Yeah, I could really do with seeing you.
If she left, there'd be a massive blow about this
'cause she's a coward in the house.
I like that he and Vicky got on well lately.
Some people may be bitching about her,
but I've got no bad to say against her.
Don't get upset.
Don't cry.
Oh, babe.
(Jay) I think Vicky's pissed off with a lot of people in the house.
She's a bit upset, you know what I mean?
I think it hadn't have been for me,
she probably would have just
got her bags last night and left.
Holly's left and if another one goes,
two girls and four lads, ain't gonna work.
All right.
¶
It's a food fair.
What the hell am I doing?
It's one of them spray tans.
Oh God, good bye,
that was something.
He doesn't need a spray tan.
I can't bear to go back in the house and...
and have all the tension going on.
I just want everyone to be friends again.
We feel like it's gone out of proportion.
We haven't been able to explain to Vicky what's going on,
we haven't been able to talk to her, nothing like that.
I think we just need to go home
and just... have a big chat.
Like way pissed everyone off the first day,
but we didn't go on like her and Jay did.
Sometimes I feel like I'm walking on eggshells with Vicky.
She'll be really angry about it still.
But I begin to think like she's only got us.
¶
So.
I'm looking at it-- six people I've spel--
spent two weeks solid with
were all standing and talking about me behind me back.
Now you feel as though you can't trust them.
I feel as though I can't trust them.
I feel as though I can't be meself.
I feel as though I can't relax.
I feel as though they'll be saying one thing to me face
and one thing behind me back.
You just feel a bit on your own at the minute.
I'm feeling really lonely.
I needed a pep talk...
... off me mom and me sister.
I needed some time with them.
I needed to know that I wasn't being overdramatic...
or I wasn't alone.
Like I needed to know there are people who properly love me
for me and who know I'm a nice person.
¶
Me and Gary working together.
A hen party, we're expecting loads of lasses there.
It's gonna be a good crowd, good banter.
This is the most embarrassing moment of my life.
We're like, "What the fuck are we doing here?"
I was thinking, "Odd job's are good,
not too bad, a few drinks."
You wanna go take your trousers off in the toilets?
What, no way. Yeah?
Can you only? No way.
Seriously? So, asses out?
Yeah.
Trousers off, Why are you're covered?
You've got your fanny really covered.
You're gonna have hardly anything on show.
I am not walking around here like that.
No way.
Me and Gary, we're like, "You're fucking joking, man."
Fucking hell.
Jay was like, "No way are we getting naked here."
Next thing you know, we come out the toilet
and we're like, "Oh, it's a hen party,
so it's just gonna be girls."
No, it was a 40th birthday party.
There were like, men sitting there with their kids.
There was like, families.
¶
And they're trying to lift your apron up
and they're trying to untie it.
This 55-year-old woman or 60-year-old
woman was dancing with me.
I don't even think 50-year-olds should even be allowed to dr--
I think she was wearing more revealing clothes
than Sophie and Charlotte.
Afterward, I was quite vile.
I thought I like, knew about girls,
but the things that were said to me in that club,
I don't even think are legal.
Women telling me they're gonna ruin us
and then teach us a trick or two.
Woman's like, "Oh, me hubby's away, I've got a big double bed
just for me and you." I was like, "Fucking hell."
Whoo!
These birds don't see lads like me and Gary all the time,
so they were lapping it up.
¶
I was like, "Jay's been gone quite a while."
(Jay) I was talking to this bird.
She was kissing us and she was feeling me cock
and you know, it got to the point where
I was just like, "Right.
Get yourself around the back."
Where is he?
I think he's in the toilet now
No, I've seen him walk 'round here.
(Gary laughing)
Jay!
She went 'round the back and just ended up banging her.
There, there!
Boom, just caught Jay, in the corner.
Quickly-- had like girls quickly pull their pants up.
I was like, wee!
(laughing)
Yeah, I'm gonna keep her number.
Bit of unfinished business.
¶
How was work?
It was all right.
How are you, are you all right?
No, I'm feeling like, pissed off.
Why, what's going on, what's going on?
Explain now, because last night,
everyone was just so drunk and--
Yeah.
And things got put out of proportion. Yeah.
Really feel like I want to go home.
Why, why?
'Cause I was just getting to like everyone and we're all just
getting happy and then,
the weird sounds.
It sounds like six people have been talking about
one girl behind her back.
There were people I was honestly starting to like.
And I thought they liked me as well.
And it's just hurtful to think that...
maybe they don't care as much about you as I thought--
you thought they did.
We are family now.
You know how it is,
we've gone through this experience together
and we're gonna go through it as far as it goes on.
We just have to get over this tiny little thing
and make it better.
Forget whatever happened.
I am sorry.
I'm sorry.
And I will never, ever, ever
say anything like again.
I promise you.
And I don't want you to leave this house
'cause we're a team now and you're one of the girls.
You're us.
And without you-- You cannot, you cannot leave.
We'll have-- we'll have a fuckin' scream together. Just over something so little.
Come here, stop being silly.
I just. Come here.
Don't stop, howay.
The girls have said sorry.
There's nothing left for me to do
but to just fucking man up and move on.
I cannot drag it on and hold a grudge.
I've got to live here with them.
And the fact of the matter is, before all this,
I was really starting to like them.
After this...
I could solve world peace.
I could be better than the prime minister.
Watch out, right?
Has there ever been a prime minister who's actually wanted
to get pissed and...
being a little bit of a slag in their life?
No.
¶
(Sophie) Tonight we're gonna get off with fucking tree.
We're gonna get completely mortal.
The girls, a big confrontation been going on.
We've divided.
You know, the lads are at work.
Just the girls.
We're liable to tash on.
When Holly was around,
we couldn't really tash on as much because,
you know, we had to keep her involved and we
didn't want to leave her out.
So I actually think it's a good thing that she's not here.
¶
(Charlotte) I'm hoping that when the three of us go out, we can get our
bond back and become the Three Musketeers again.
Everything seems to be mended quite well.
Water under the bridge.
You fall out with your real friends at home, you never stay,
like, angry or mad for too long.
And I think it's...
gradually becoming a similar situation here.
Well, we get back and I decide that's it,
I'm not, I'm not, I'm not going to talk to Gary anymore.
I'm thinking of all these reasons in me head
and I'm thinking that's it, I don't want him anymore.
And you know what, I was really good.
I didn't speak with him.
And then I'll go into bed with him.
It could be the parsnip sending his brainwaves.
It's scary, you know, what that thing can do.
I like Gary, I fancy Gary.
I'm really jealous if Gary brings any girls back.
It's a revelation.
I think I'm going to have to tell Gary about the revelation.
I think Gary's gonna be shocked about the revelation.
I don't know what is gonna happen.
¶
I wanted to come back.
Being away for a couple of days,
it's given me a chance to help me see,
realize how much I actually miss the people in this
house and how much they do actually mean to me.
All I want to do now is just get on with everybody.
No one's ever been nasty to me,
it's I didn't feel like I fitted in.
I'm actually feeling like, extremely nervous.
Ridiculously nervous.
I don't know how they're gonna react.
Morning.
(laughing)
What the fuck?
I wake up.
I open me eyes.
There's Holly?
I'm really happy and excited, because I think, "Yes.
This means it's four of us.
Maybe things will be better, maybe people will stop arguing.
Wake up.
Shit.
Holly's back?
What the fuck?
Vicky's in in her bed.
Shit.
Where's Holly gonna sleep?
Shit.
Why haven't you got a girl in your bed?
(Jay) You know, I'm just half asleep
and cannot really be asked to talk to her.
She's like, "Oh, I'm back." I said, "Obviously."
You're going back to sleep?
Right, I will see you later.
You're back. I'm back.
I don't think she should have came back to be fair
'cause she's left now and now she's come back,
it's gonna be worse for her.
(Gary) I wasn't like, buzzed "Yay, Holly's back."
Everyone's just like, "Eh, you know, Holly, welcome back."
I'm just waiting to see what will happen with the bedroom
situation because no one's even talked about that yet.
(Holly) People either love me or they hate me.
Most people hate me.
But if you love me, it's brilliant.
I don't really give a shit what people think.
I've got me, I've got my boyfriend.
That's not gonna change, so fuck everyone else.
(Sophie) They all feel like they're having
some kind of nightmare from Elm Street.
No, no, this is reality, lads.
Holly's back.
¶
(Phone ringing)
Good morning.
Is that Vicky?
It is indeed, Anna, how's you?
Me, I am fine.
(Charlotte) Anna is the bearer of bad news all the time.
Tonight at six, you and Jay--
Mm-hmm.
And Charlotte and Gaz.
Salsa dancing lessons.
Salsa dancing lessons?
Yes, okay?
Yep. Okay.
Straightaway, Vicky, not happy.
And the people who are doing it are compulsory, is that right?
Me, Jay, Charlotte and Gary have to trial
her salsa dancing lessons for hen and stag parties.
I hate salsa.
I hate the thought of dancing with Jay like that.
Jay's just got a couple little faults.
Unfortunately for me, it's not anything big enough to stop with
this insane crush I seem to have on him.
So... I think I'm fucked.
¶
The sun is proper shining,
so we thought, "Let's all go to the beach."
¶
Since Holly's left, there has been a bit of an atmosphere even
though everyone slagged her off.
Now that she's back...
it could make us stronger.
I think Vicky's just looking like eh,
complains about every single matter-- so angry-- but eventually all for this shit.
We owe her, this may be the best week of our lives, man, relax.
That's pretty classic, I don't know why she's stressing--
Naw, annoy me like you annoy me.
(Gary) Like, at least tonight, right,
Look, no one's got any fucking ties. Right.
Fucking, he's back in action,
I'm back in the game.
There's nothing but me, nothing from you two.
Not even salsa dancing?
Me and Charlotte is not-- nothing serious,
It's not gonna get serious.
I'll go out and still pull birds.
Does not matter.
She can go off with a lad, we wouldn't react.
I think it's just, all it is is she's a banger,
She knows the crack.
(Charlotte) Our dinner, it was a carvery.
And there was potatoes and broccoli
and then there was parsnips.
And there were some cunny big parsnips there.
It could give Gary a run for his money, them parsnips.
This has made my day complete.
Dinner, beach and parsnips?
You couldn't ask for anything more.
(James) Vicky's been miserable, like she had her face like, slapped off.
I'm so bored.
I've never been more bored in me entire life.
I went to Vicky and said, "What's up with you?
What's wrong here?" I'm going, I'm going,
just give her the cold shoulder.
(James) I don't want to be around her when she's in a huff.
So she can either piss off or cheer us all up.
And then Vicky just stormed out and didn't see it.
(Holly) I know how that feels.
I've been in that situation.
There's eight people in this house, but you can still feel
like the loneliest person in the world.
Like, and it's not a nice feeling.
I wouldn't want anybody to go through
what I had to go through.
Having that daft argument the other day
and the argument with Jay,
I'm just feeling so down
and so lonely and just unhappy.
¶
So we got back and Vicky was nowhere to be seen.
I said, "Where's Vicky?"
And she was upstairs.
Have to go to work, man.
Come on, Vickster.
Greg, you're not me dad, stop trying to make us get up.
What? You're not me dad, so--
Did I say I'm your dad?
I'm not getting up.
Today she's been getting on my nerves like,
the way she been-- seems to be attention seeking lately
and it's really getting me annoyed today.
I appreciate you trying to make us go, but I'm not gonna go.
What?
Bye bye.
I just do not want to look like a dickhead, right?
And I don't want to go to salsa.
(Greg) The attitude to everybody when you kind of deal with her.
I was trying to talk to her and she was saying, "Bye."
I thought, who the fuck-- pissed me off, that.
Hi, Anna, it's Vicky.
Hello, Vicky, how are you?
Um, I'm all right, babe.
I'm just, um, I'm just feeling like--
Excited for tonight?
Yeah, that's what I wanted to talk to you about.
Um, I'm just feeling a little bit...
overwhelmed by the situation right at the minute.
I have tried to appeal to her softer side.
Yeah, yeah, deffos, I wouldn't
Don't let us down. miss it for the world, no.
I did what any responsible adult does
and I dug me heels in the sand and acted like a baby.
Bye, Anna.
We've gotta go. I'm not going.
I told you, I'm not going to salsa.
I've told you why.
I thought you'd have appreciated my honesty.
But you don't, so I'm not going anywhere.
You can fuck off.
¶
Three and back. (Charlotte laughing)
One, two.
(Charlotte) Gary's just getting it wrong.
Four. (laughing)
I think he's dancing with me
and he feels under pressure 'cause he's in love with us.
So he's like, making mistakes and that.
So he has to go sit down to calm himself down and think,
try to get himself back on this earth
'cause dancing with me was like being in heaven.
¶
I'm used to having some great nights out
with me girls at home.
And that's what I was after.
A nice girly night out.
(Holly) It's my first night out since I've actually been back
and it would be lovely if everyone
could just go out together, like boys and girls.
But Vicky doesn't want to go out with the lads.
Vicky said that she wants to separate it.
She wants the girls to go and do their own thing.
(Vicky) This was never about the guys in the house.
This was about me wanting to spend some time with the girls.
(Greg) Me getting told the group's splitting.
Lads have to go off separate,
can't go to the usual bars we go to
because madam doesn't want us there.
Not watching my many lads, I'm not having it.
What on earth is wrong with you? Nothing wrong with me.
Go wherever the fuck you want, Greg. I'm going to go to the Bijou.
I'm not having someone dictate where we can and cannot go.
When has anybody ever told you what to do? That's what's happening now.
All I can hear is
(vocalizing). Yap, yap, yap.
So why are you taking this up on me?
I was took it up with you earlier
because you were take the piss by you going, "Okay, Dad."
You were taking the piss. Right, so one little thing,
Taking the piss and really-- That you have taken the wrong way.
This is not good, whew.
There's no fucking chance I'm saying sorry to you now
after the way you've behaved.
I don't I don't want ya to fucking say sorry.
How could you talk about us downstairs?
Just fucking going on like that.
What, what, I don't want to be separated.
I think it's shit we're getting separated.
I'm, I'm, I'll sa-- I'm tell it to your face.
I'm-- I'm not hiding it. Really but you didn't say it to my face.
You said it behind my back. 'Cause we're splitting the group up.
This is fucking insanity.
I cannot hear a thing what they're saying.
I cannot understand it.
Fucking gettin' this dude.
She's got some foul mouth on her don't she?
For a lass that reckon she's so like...
Posh and-- posh and respectable.
That's a joke.
Trash coming out of her mouth, that big mouth.
Four of the lads about
were having a lads night out with a night.
got their vodka in, everyone's getting pissed, everyone's
dancing, having a good time.
(James) There's a few birds but no extra special, like, just all right.
Just gonna have a good night and just dance all night.
(Vicky) The argument with Greg was horrible from my point of view.
Just took the shine off the night.
So that's what I said, I says, "Lasses,"
like, "Get yourselves out, have a good night."
They's all desperate to be together and that,
and I don't want to come between that.
Until he's pointed it out, I've never really thought about it.
I just thought about how down I was.
And I'm sorry if you think I've been selfish for saying I want
to go and I'm not happy and all that.
No, I was the same--
But, it's never been a reflection on youse.
It's just, this is a lot different than what I'm used to.
Them lasses are just--
You know what, I've not even gave 'em,
I've not even gave them credit for how nice they are.
I really haven't.
And they are adorable.
(Sophie) She has more vodka.
Finishes off the Jaeger.
Posh, Vicky's with the knees, get in.
(Vicky) They just said it was like, "Vicky, you're coming out, like,
Stop being a dick,
stop being a drama queen.
Get your glad rags on and get out."
And that's exactly what I did.
(cheering)
(Charlotte) All the girls as a team, all four of us were out.
Forget the drama.
Whatever she said, she was out at night.
We're painting the town red.
¶
Oh my gosh, we get to Florita's and literally,
the lads are like, buzzing over us.
They're like flies around shit, but buzzing, actually buzzing.
They we're like, "Yeah, girls."
(Jay) Vicky's got like, the biggest smile on her face.
She's just dramatically changed.
Come bouncing in.
It's like, "What are you doing here?"
We didn't expect that at all
because she didn't want to be there.
(Holly) My first night back,
I was a bit, like, anxious of whether it
was gonna be the same, am I gonna get pushed out still?
And it was like, everything had changed.
Like, and I don't even think people realized that it had
changed, but it had and I saw it.
And I'm like, what the fuck?
This is the best night ever.
Like, how has this happened?
Just like, all around prayers are being answered
and everything was fine.
This was the ultimate family night.
Apart from Gary.
I confronted him and I was like,
we were all having such a good time
and all you bother about was talking to absolute mingers
and you turn around, he was like,
"I'll talk to anyone I want."
I jumped on the table with these two girls.
Got one of their numbers.
Then got the other girl's number later on.
I didn't speak with him,
and I was giving him actual black looks, right,
and he ignores that.
(Gary) If Charlotte was like, "Oh, I do like you, blah, blah,"
I would have to again nip it in the bud
and be like, "Look, whoa, whoa, whoa, stops here."
¶ Somebody, somebody let me know ¶
¶ that it's the weekend. ¶
¶ that it's the weekend ¶
¶ Time is money and money is time ¶
¶ But I don't care
Oh, what's happened there?
Mommy and Daddy back together.
What happened to the divorce?
The ring's back on the finger, they're tashing on.
(Vicky) Obviously I still fancy Jay.
Obviously I still like him.
We ended up having tash on and that's improved me mood.
Total love birds.
You cannot get a better feeling.
(James) Look at her, look at her, look at her... No door toilet rally,
I cannot remember getting home.
Don't laugh at me fucking dickheads.
(James) She wanted me, like, to look after her and I was just
thinking, "All right, I've never done this before."
(James) Drink your water.
We'll get you a bucket.
We'll go upstairs and we'll just get in bed, right?
Can you two like, stop tashing on for a second
For Sophie at least.
Oh, now you want to be responsible.
(Holly) I still haven't got the bed situation sorted out yet,
but Charlotte was like, "Oh, you can just stop and tell me
for tonight and we'll sort it out tomorrow."
Is she asleep?
No, Gary, honestly, I'm not listen--
I've asked you to spoon, you don't want to spoon
just go upstairs, don't tell us why you're here.
I just don't want to know.
Then why do you go and try and kiss
people who are fucking ugly as fuck?
I was in a mood with him for talking to the mingers.
There was some girl with the blonde hair
with the middle partin',
girl with the brown hair, frizzy hair.
And third, there was a girl
who looked like fucking shit-tip
I'm not asking them to marry me--
I know you're not.
I'm not saying that, ever.
Don't-- please, try and don't
make me like the second best
when...
You know, I know, go on, please I insist.
Go on.
But it makes us feel offended
when you go out with the likes of them.
And like an idiot, I got into bed with him.
And then the parsnip got a pipesy.
But that was all, nothing more.
¶
Me and Vicky been basically,
can't keep our hands off each other.
Necking on all night, necking on in the club, in the taxi.
And Vicky ends up in my bed.
Shock.
He changes his mind like, more than most girls change their
knickers and I cannot be arsed with it anymore.
I'm absolutely sick of him.
I think he's just totally in control of what goes on.
And like, sick of being told what I'm gonna do.
You know what I mean?
Like, it's just starting to irritate us how he calls all
the shots and thinks he can just, like,
muck us off whenever he feels like.
Obviously, there's like, some feelings there,
but I think it's best that we just keep is as friends
because we're tried the other route
and all that happens is we end up in arguments.
¶
(Gary) Wake up in the morning, stomach cramps,
literally couldn't move.
On and off the toilet, just dying.
(Jay) Gary's absolutely fucked.
Not feeling well.
He's got loads of tablets,
he's taking those tablets and fluids, stuff like that.
He's not eaten at all.
It'll be a massive miss for the lads
not having Gary there for the night,
you know what I mean?
He's still really poorly.
Um, he's got like, diarrhea.
(laughing)
I will look after Gary like his own
special little nurse.
¶
(man) Hey...
(Holly) We thought we needed to have a chat about the whole room
situation 'cause obviously I've came back.
So we thought we'd sit down before we went out,
have a couple of drinks
and discuss where I was going to sleep.
(Jay) Conversation comes up about fucking Holly
and where she's gonna sleep.
Right, where would you like to sleep?
Honestly, if--
Don't say you're not bothered, just tell us.
In a brilliant situation, I would like to sleep in
the girls' room, but it really doesn't bother me.
Once I'm drunk, I'll be able to sleep anywhere.
So I'm really not bothered.
(Jay) You've got a few options.
One of the lads, more like Gary, you move up with me.
Holly, you move in with the lads.
That's not happening.
That cannot happen, seriously.
(James) There's no chance on earth Holly can come and sleep in my room.
Like, me, Gaz and Greg all despise her.
We can't stand her.
Why don't we get the bed out of your room,
put it in the living room.
It basically became this horrible conversation where
everybody in a roundabout way was just saying,
"I don't want her in me room."
(Holly) I just sat there like,
really quiet, because everyone's saying,
"No, we don't want her in my room,"
which once again, made me feel like an outsider.
go any more.
Come to the conclusion that
Jay was gonna come down into our room,
Charlotte and Gaz were going to have Jay's room
and Holly was back in with the girls.
You happy?
I'm happy as long as everyone else is happy.
So, all right, Holly, 'cause you want the girls' room,
we all fucking move around.
I feel I've came back and actually spoil everything--
No, you haven't, I'm honestly not bothered.
People are saying, "No this," "No that."
"No, she's not coming in our room,"
"No, we don't want her here."
Why is it that much of an issue?
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(Gary) It's fucking annoyed me.
I'm ill, gotta move all me stuff to another room.
It's like me little family was just going out without us.
All the girls.
I just, I lie in bed by meself.
I was just, I was honestly like, devastated.
I absolutely hated it.
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(Sophie) Tonight's the night, bosh bosh.
In top top.
We've got the drink, we look good.
Let's start the night.
(Vicky) Not happy with the situation between meself
and Jay at the minute.
Gonna seriously try and, uh,
just tash as many handsome
blokes as possible-like.
Um, I'm feeling up for the challenge tonight.
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I'm on fire tonight.
I literally am a woman on a mission.
And I'm dancing in a nerdy way as if I just want to go home.
So I go home and be nurse for Gary.
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(Gary) She came up scarfing beef and onion crisps,
drinking Jaeger bomb out of a wine glass.
She was smashed.
Sat on the bed, she's like, "Gary, Gary."
Honestly, lad, I look-- she's class, but.
Last night like, "Please, Charlotte, go to sleep."
And I fall asleep and snore
and Gary actually bes really angry
at us and wants to take us out of the room
'cause he can't sleep.
I am not a Florence Nightingale at all.
More like a big, wild boar.
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(Greg) Holly was embarrassing.
We were ashamed to be seen with her that night.
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(Holly) To be honest, the night was fucking terrible.
I didn't feel very well.
I felt sick.
Everything had just built up and I was,
I was probably looking for an argument, to be honest.
I wasn't in any mood to just stand there.
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(crying) The thing is, right, the first night,
I cannot remember a fucking thing.
And everyone said,
including Gary, that I wanked Gary off, right?
And I cannot remember a fucking thing.
(Jay) Come back and what do you know,
Holly's sitting in the fucking phone talking to her lad.
I need to stop hurting you.
You need to finish me now.
Just do it now.
I thought you loved me.
I do love you.
But I fucking-- I cannot even remember what happened,
but why the fuck would Gary lie?
He would never.
He has no reason to.
So I must have done exactly what he said I did.
And I can't handle-- you fucking well better than I am.
You fucking deserve so much better.
(Jay) Holly, if you want to fucking
finish your lad, finish him.
Don't ask him... to finish you.
Finish him and finish it.
Don't look like a fucking mug.
That's what you're looking like now,
so stop it and fucking finish it now.
This has been going on since fucking day one,
since you got in here.
And you know what?
It's fucking ridiculous how I'm treating you
and it's fucking horrible and I hate it
and I hate myself and I wish I could be better than I am,
but I'm not.
And I wish I couldn't have done it, but I did and I--
(dial tone)
(crying)
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(phone ringing)
Hello? Hiya.
Hiya, baby.
You all right?
Oh God.
I hate myself.
Don't look like a fucking mug.
That's what you're looking like now.
So stop it and fucking finish it now.
I didn't say that.
I just don't want you to look like a mug.
Why would you want to stay with me?
What is your problem?
What?
I'm just so confused as to why you would want to.
I am-- You're actually hilarious.
I just don't understand.
(Vicky) I catch like, a snippet of the conversation.
It's along the lines of,
"You should totally finish me, though, babe.
You should totally finish me."
Like, "You can so do better."
But she's got this massive grin on her face,
giving me the thumbs-up.
It's actually like, it's hurting me
that I'm hurting you but I'm all trouble
then it's my fault.
I hate myself.
It's quite a serious conversation and she's sitting
there grinning like one of the Chuckle Brothers.
I'm going to Ohso tonight.
Come to Ohso tonight.
I love you.
Love you too, babe. All right, babe, come tonight.
If you want me there.
Okay, love you.
Love you, bye. Love you, bye.
He is like, the nicest person I've ever met in my entire life.
Bless him.
I do not know what's going on in that girl's head.
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I'm so excited. Carry on that faith, buddy,
but you need to do somebody
to break this wall of Gary's spell, like,
I'm starting to worry about you.
Me and Gary's just friends.
Hire a nanny,
but leaving the nightclub to look after him.
Leaving the session,
to go and play Florence Nightingale.
Are you for real?
He was poorly, bless him.
I know we spend a lot of time with Gaz.
He's not the be-all, end-all.
There's plenty more fish in the sea.
D'ya know what right?
Gary says that he won't be bothered...
But, I know for a fine fact that he'd be jealous.
I just thought now you're gonna be a little bit more...
independent, a bit more wary.
It's just 'cause he's there.
Yeah I get that, I get that he's there.
(Vicky) Ohso tonight, that's the plan.
Still unsure if tonight's gonna pan out.
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So me mate Billy was there,
I was like, "Oh, Billy fancied getting a--
having a bit from Holly."
(Holly) Billy is tit mad.
Like, seriously, he couldn't stop looking at them.
I just kept glancing and he wasn't even looking at my face,
he was looking at my boobs.
So he thinks, you know, I'm gonna try to get into her,
but he can't because who arrives?
(woman) Oh my God right now.
What the fuck!
Oh my God.
What the fuck.
I turn 'round and my boyfriend
and my three best mates walk in.
And my first initial reaction was like, "Shit."
I'm up at him like, "Oh, you all right, mate?
Yeah?" 'Cause I would fucking hate that if I knew my
girlfriend dancing with a lad and came up to shake my hand.
I'd be raging.
So I just kind of circled 'round them, just letting them be.
Just got on with the night.
It was so awkward.
Like, I didn't even know what to say.
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Charlotte is hooked on Gary right now.
I just need to mix it up for her.
Just need to give her some fresh meat, let her know there are
still other people out there.
That's not my dick, I'm not a dick...
(Gary) Look over, Charlotte's necking him.
Tit and tote wrong approach, she's just bounced over.
He just sat with her all night, got a drink with her,
chilled with her, danced with her, whatever.
He wants to kiss us all the time.
I don't want to kiss him all the time.
I'm having a good time.
Leave us alone.
So I kiss him, finally,
and it's like there's a dagger
digging into my mouth.
He's using his tongue like a dagger.
It was horrible.
It was the worst kiss I've ever experienced.
I don't want to kiss him again.
And then he starts saying, "Please can I come back?"
Begging us to let him come back.
She wasn't into him.
Her heart wasn't into it and to be honest, I can't blame her.
All of a sudden, Charlotte, she was like, "Get me away,
get me away, get me away."
I was like, "What's up?"
She was like, "Stop that bitch.
Stop that boy, stop that boy, please."
She's got Gary, hasn't she?
She doesn't need to worry about anything else.
(Greg) And Me, James, Sophie, Charlotte and Gaz
just thought, "Fuck it, let's go," so we went home.
At this point, I'm only 18.
I've been with him for so long,
it's been like mint being with him,
but I don't know if I can carry on much longer.
I've got more attention than I've had in the past fucking,
anytime that I've been here.
It was actually quite nice.
Poor kid came all the way over from Middlesborough
to spend some time with his girlfriend
who he misses and loves,
only to get unceremoniously pied
for some daft-dancing Essex boy who
really couldn't care less about her.
He said, "Do you want to be with me?"
And for the first time in our relationship,
I said, "I don't know."
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It's just fucking awkward from what I told you yesterday.
You coming here, it's like--
You asked, first to call on the phone--
I know I didn't know it would be like this
I'm told I've gotta go, our taxi's waiting
and they're gonna be pissed off.
See you later.
Love you.
I need to like, either stop being a bitch
or stop...
...everything with him.
It's gonna be so hard to say goodbye to these people.
(Charlotte) Spoonin' always only leads to one thing
which is fucking.
Vicky, time out.
Fuck off, you daft (bleep).
I don't regret anything I've fucking done.
(crying) That's fair enough
anywhere else but not in the fucking bed next to me. Charlotte.
We're a family.
We're like that.
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