1 00:00:06,338 --> 00:00:08,472 In about, I would say, five minutes she was 2 00:00:08,474 --> 00:00:09,573 down doing the job. 3 00:00:09,575 --> 00:00:12,676 I feel so sorry for her boyfriend right now. 4 00:00:12,678 --> 00:00:13,610 You're gonna get with Vicky. 5 00:00:13,612 --> 00:00:14,577 I'll admit it, she's yours. 6 00:00:14,579 --> 00:00:18,981 The minute I saw Jay, I thought, wow. 7 00:00:18,983 --> 00:00:19,748 Looking gorgeous. 8 00:00:19,750 --> 00:00:20,982 Very handsome yourself. 9 00:00:20,984 --> 00:00:22,149 She's absolutely stunning. 10 00:00:22,151 --> 00:00:22,782 Do you know what I mean? 11 00:00:22,784 --> 00:00:24,917 If you don't turn up for work, or you turn up late, you really 12 00:00:24,919 --> 00:00:28,086 really jeopardize your position in this house, guys. 13 00:00:28,088 --> 00:00:31,089 This year is my year, I'm gonna be a complete slut. 14 00:00:31,091 --> 00:00:32,523 One big, happy family now. 15 00:00:32,525 --> 00:00:35,692 Gaz is in there like swimwear all over Char. 16 00:00:38,796 --> 00:00:41,531 She is in the palm of my hand. 17 00:00:41,533 --> 00:00:43,900 [Music] 18 00:00:43,902 --> 00:00:46,102 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 19 00:00:46,104 --> 00:00:48,737 I am a Geordie girl with a V.I.P. Itch. 20 00:00:48,739 --> 00:00:50,105 I should have a degree in pulling women. 21 00:00:50,107 --> 00:00:52,173 I've never kissed anyone without a six-pack. 22 00:00:52,175 --> 00:00:54,241 The hardest graft I've ever done is doing hair. 23 00:00:54,243 --> 00:00:56,910 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 24 00:00:56,912 --> 00:00:58,711 Dress to impress, that's me. 25 00:00:58,713 --> 00:01:01,880 I'm fake, I'm flirty and I've got double F's. 26 00:01:02,514 --> 00:01:06,884 Geordie Shore, why aye! 27 00:01:06,886 --> 00:01:16,927 [soft techno music] 28 00:01:16,929 --> 00:01:22,966 [soft techno music] 29 00:01:22,968 --> 00:01:26,102 Last night I found me self a lively guy. 30 00:01:26,104 --> 00:01:27,837 I like attached on to everything. 31 00:01:27,839 --> 00:01:29,104 Desperate for a bit of action. 32 00:01:29,106 --> 00:01:32,207 I don't know what's happened, I'm the first girl to shag 33 00:01:32,209 --> 00:01:33,107 on Geordie Shore. 34 00:01:33,109 --> 00:01:34,508 Day fucking three. 35 00:01:34,510 --> 00:01:38,545 I think the year of the slut has actually begun. 36 00:01:41,482 --> 00:01:43,416 Get in. 37 00:01:43,418 --> 00:01:46,051 Gaz and Charlotte spent all morning in bed? 38 00:01:46,053 --> 00:01:47,585 Come on. 39 00:01:47,587 --> 00:01:47,985 Aye, Aye. 40 00:01:47,987 --> 00:01:52,255 Gary is a sex machine, and I think I'm probably one of 41 00:01:52,257 --> 00:01:55,124 the only girls who have ever not given sex. 42 00:01:55,126 --> 00:01:59,128 I have a secret weapon and it does drive the girls wild. 43 00:01:59,130 --> 00:02:01,130 It's me muscle cock. 44 00:02:01,132 --> 00:02:02,097 Oh geeze. 45 00:02:02,731 --> 00:02:06,934 When I got the secret out, she was like, like amazed. 46 00:02:06,936 --> 00:02:09,202 It's like a parsnip, that's what I said it was like. 47 00:02:09,204 --> 00:02:10,937 That's the kind of parsnip I've been. 48 00:02:10,939 --> 00:02:12,371 I've been a vegetable combination, 49 00:02:12,373 --> 00:02:13,305 I've been the biggest and best. 50 00:02:13,307 --> 00:02:15,340 He was swinging it about in the bedroom, I thought I he was 51 00:02:15,342 --> 00:02:16,974 going to smash the walls down. 52 00:02:16,976 --> 00:02:17,607 Bosh, Bosh, bosh. 53 00:02:17,609 --> 00:02:18,908 Like bang, bang, bang, bang. 54 00:02:18,910 --> 00:02:20,175 I thought everything was smashed out, I thought we were 55 00:02:20,177 --> 00:02:22,143 gonna fall out, like fall out the roof in there. 56 00:02:22,145 --> 00:02:24,145 Some girls take two years, some girls take two weeks, 57 00:02:24,147 --> 00:02:25,613 some girls take six months. 58 00:02:25,615 --> 00:02:28,015 It will happen, it's just a matter of long a graph 59 00:02:28,017 --> 00:02:29,483 it will take. 60 00:02:29,485 --> 00:02:32,886 [Bedroom chatter and laughter] 61 00:02:32,888 --> 00:02:35,255 Is that how, are you fucking right now? 62 00:02:35,257 --> 00:02:36,456 Is that all you're doing is shagging? 63 00:02:36,458 --> 00:02:39,258 Awe can I see your cock now? 64 00:02:39,260 --> 00:02:40,759 Oh yeah, let's see. 65 00:02:40,761 --> 00:02:41,593 [screams] 66 00:02:41,595 --> 00:02:43,261 [music] 67 00:02:43,263 --> 00:02:45,596 I was like, "What the fuck is that?" 68 00:02:45,598 --> 00:02:47,798 I've never, and I've seen a lot of cocks in my life, 69 00:02:47,800 --> 00:02:49,866 and I've never seen anything like that. 70 00:02:49,868 --> 00:02:51,033 It was like my forearm. 71 00:02:51,035 --> 00:02:54,136 Everyone's seen it now, so the secret is out. 72 00:02:54,138 --> 00:02:55,036 It was huge. 73 00:02:55,038 --> 00:02:57,338 Never seen that, I would be scared. 74 00:02:57,340 --> 00:03:01,241 [music] 75 00:03:01,243 --> 00:03:04,077 No matter how mortal I was last night, I knew me and James 76 00:03:04,079 --> 00:03:05,945 had to get up early and do a shift for work. 77 00:03:05,947 --> 00:03:08,814 I just jumped out of bed, I didn't know what time it was, 78 00:03:08,816 --> 00:03:14,019 run down to speak to James 'cause I knew he'd, he said he 79 00:03:14,021 --> 00:03:14,619 was gonna set the alarm. 80 00:03:14,621 --> 00:03:17,388 Looked at the clock and I think it was about ten to eight 81 00:03:17,390 --> 00:03:17,888 on his alarm. 82 00:03:17,890 --> 00:03:19,623 I was like "Look, we need to get up, work." 83 00:03:19,625 --> 00:03:20,757 Fuckin ten to eight? 84 00:03:20,759 --> 00:03:21,524 Fuck off. 85 00:03:21,526 --> 00:03:22,591 [laughter] 86 00:03:22,593 --> 00:03:25,427 [alarm bells keep ringing] 87 00:03:25,528 --> 00:03:29,931 [phone rings] 88 00:03:29,933 --> 00:03:31,966 I knew it'd be Anna straight away. 89 00:03:31,968 --> 00:03:32,866 Hello? 90 00:03:32,868 --> 00:03:33,833 Is Jay there? 91 00:03:33,835 --> 00:03:36,035 Hi Anna, it's James. 92 00:03:36,037 --> 00:03:36,535 Where are ya? 93 00:03:36,537 --> 00:03:38,336 I think we'll be two minutes, literally two minutes. 94 00:03:38,338 --> 00:03:40,371 Me and James are right, we're ready here. 95 00:03:40,373 --> 00:03:41,372 We're just about to walk out the door. 96 00:03:41,374 --> 00:03:43,073 Did I not say 8:00 a.m., don't be late? 97 00:03:43,075 --> 00:03:44,140 Ah, you did, you did. 98 00:03:44,142 --> 00:03:46,509 We're really sorry. 99 00:03:46,511 --> 00:03:47,309 We'll be literally two minutes. 100 00:03:47,311 --> 00:03:51,246 No, if you're too late to start, listen I'm absolutely fuming. 101 00:03:51,248 --> 00:03:54,782 Honestly, don't tell Jay all right, I was blaming the alarm 102 00:03:54,784 --> 00:03:58,118 clock for not going off, but really I was all pissed up, 103 00:03:58,120 --> 00:03:59,652 I forgot to turn it on. 104 00:03:59,654 --> 00:04:00,419 [laughing] 105 00:04:00,421 --> 00:04:01,787 I'm really disappointed. 106 00:04:01,789 --> 00:04:02,287 Anna, please. 107 00:04:02,289 --> 00:04:04,555 You've let me down, you've let me client down. 108 00:04:04,557 --> 00:04:06,657 You can't be late for a job. 109 00:04:06,659 --> 00:04:07,424 I'll call you later. 110 00:04:07,426 --> 00:04:08,291 I'm gonna have to let you go. 111 00:04:08,293 --> 00:04:09,659 Anna, please, give me two minutes. 112 00:04:09,661 --> 00:04:13,329 Bye. 113 00:04:13,331 --> 00:04:15,964 Fucking hell. 114 00:04:15,966 --> 00:04:17,432 Yeah, James. 115 00:04:18,967 --> 00:04:23,036 Anna's just absolutely foamin. 116 00:04:39,653 --> 00:04:40,085 [music] 117 00:04:40,087 --> 00:04:41,986 It was just, we ended up getting too pissed and didn't set 118 00:04:41,988 --> 00:04:43,420 the alarm properly, so it's my fault. 119 00:04:43,422 --> 00:04:45,989 I don't want Jay, well he kept saying that he could have 120 00:04:45,991 --> 00:04:48,057 set the alarm as well. 121 00:04:49,292 --> 00:04:53,328 By seeing his willy, it is absolutely huge. 122 00:04:53,330 --> 00:04:54,662 I was like keep that thing away from me. 123 00:04:54,664 --> 00:04:56,597 He's put a girl in the hospital with that you know? 124 00:04:56,599 --> 00:04:58,632 I think he punctured her lung or something. 125 00:04:58,634 --> 00:05:00,400 Direct in the bongo, 'cause I couldn't lie in bed 126 00:05:00,402 --> 00:05:01,901 with a bird and not bang her. 127 00:05:01,903 --> 00:05:03,035 She said she didn't do it though. 128 00:05:03,037 --> 00:05:05,771 I asked, like I asked her that too, I asked, 129 00:05:05,773 --> 00:05:06,438 "Did you bang him or not?" 130 00:05:06,440 --> 00:05:08,940 And she's, she's dead, and she put her book down 131 00:05:08,942 --> 00:05:09,907 and she just went, "No babe I swear, 132 00:05:09,909 --> 00:05:12,209 but I seen his willy and it's massive." 133 00:05:12,211 --> 00:05:13,610 [laughter] 134 00:05:13,612 --> 00:05:14,210 I've never seen it. 135 00:05:14,212 --> 00:05:15,477 I've got no desire to ever see it. 136 00:05:15,479 --> 00:05:19,314 If he ever gets it out in front of me I'll be mortified. 137 00:05:19,316 --> 00:05:23,985 [music] 138 00:05:23,987 --> 00:05:26,988 Being in this house is a bigger test for me 139 00:05:26,990 --> 00:05:28,489 and Dan's relationship. 140 00:05:28,491 --> 00:05:30,924 A lot more than I thought it actually would be. 141 00:05:30,926 --> 00:05:34,260 I mean obviously the things that I've done, and some of the 142 00:05:34,262 --> 00:05:37,496 things that I've said, I'm not particularly proud of when 143 00:05:37,498 --> 00:05:39,965 I have a boyfriend. 144 00:05:39,967 --> 00:05:41,933 Did you miss me last night? 145 00:05:41,935 --> 00:05:43,401 Yeah. 146 00:05:43,403 --> 00:05:44,368 Did ya? 147 00:05:44,370 --> 00:05:45,001 You know I do. 148 00:05:45,003 --> 00:05:47,636 Awe, promise ya, I was crying again last night. 149 00:05:47,638 --> 00:05:49,537 You should definitely come over one time, 'cause like, we've got 150 00:05:49,539 --> 00:05:53,807 like a guest room and stuff and it's got like a four poster bed 151 00:05:53,809 --> 00:05:55,608 the lads keep shaggin in it and stuff, 152 00:05:55,610 --> 00:05:56,542 but we keep changing it in there. 153 00:05:56,544 --> 00:06:00,379 But if you come down we can stay in there and it'll be fun. 154 00:06:00,381 --> 00:06:01,213 Can we? 155 00:06:01,215 --> 00:06:01,546 Yeah. 156 00:06:01,548 --> 00:06:03,214 Sounds good to me, just let me know when I can come down 157 00:06:03,216 --> 00:06:04,148 and I'll be there. 158 00:06:04,150 --> 00:06:07,584 Will do babe, not a problem at all. 159 00:06:07,586 --> 00:06:08,685 Love you. 160 00:06:08,687 --> 00:06:11,054 Love you, bye. 161 00:06:11,056 --> 00:06:11,654 [laughter] 162 00:06:11,656 --> 00:06:12,154 Love you, bye. 163 00:06:12,156 --> 00:06:14,556 My boyfriend Dan said that like I can kiss other lads while I'm 164 00:06:14,558 --> 00:06:18,526 here, but on the first night I ended up in bed with Gary. 165 00:06:18,528 --> 00:06:21,195 I just can't remember a thing and I really wish I could so 166 00:06:21,197 --> 00:06:22,329 I could be open and honest about it. 167 00:06:22,331 --> 00:06:25,498 So are you, are you allowed to do what you want, but he's not? 168 00:06:25,500 --> 00:06:29,301 Uh, no, I mean I'm here, he's at home. 169 00:06:29,303 --> 00:06:33,672 Like, well, no, I don't know. 170 00:06:33,674 --> 00:06:34,172 [laughter] 171 00:06:34,174 --> 00:06:36,374 So you're allowed to suck Gary's [bleep]? 172 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:37,208 No, no. 173 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:39,610 If I've done it, I'll admit it, I'm a prick. 174 00:06:39,612 --> 00:06:42,145 If I haven't then I'm still a prick for getting in to bed 175 00:06:42,147 --> 00:06:44,947 in the middle of the night, so either way I'm an idiot. 176 00:06:44,949 --> 00:06:46,248 He's a liar then? 177 00:06:46,250 --> 00:06:48,116 Yes, he's a fucking liar. 178 00:06:48,118 --> 00:06:48,716 Is he? 179 00:06:48,718 --> 00:06:49,583 Yeah! 180 00:06:49,585 --> 00:06:51,051 No definitely. 181 00:06:53,254 --> 00:06:57,957 We decided on going out and have some fun as a group. 182 00:06:57,959 --> 00:06:59,992 The whole situation with me and Vicky is something you make 183 00:06:59,994 --> 00:07:02,627 of teenagers, she's good as a friend. 184 00:07:02,629 --> 00:07:05,863 I hope Jay's not, got something to prove now 'cause I made 185 00:07:05,865 --> 00:07:07,497 a lunch date with Greg. 186 00:07:07,499 --> 00:07:08,498 'Cause me and Greg are mates. 187 00:07:08,500 --> 00:07:11,767 I think her and Jay, I think they hit it off like. 188 00:07:11,769 --> 00:07:14,069 I'm stuck in each others beds every night since 189 00:07:14,071 --> 00:07:15,236 we've been here. 190 00:07:15,238 --> 00:07:16,437 Just having a cuddle and everything. 191 00:07:16,439 --> 00:07:18,672 We're playing like a little husband and wife role 192 00:07:18,674 --> 00:07:21,241 at the minute. 193 00:07:21,243 --> 00:07:23,710 Vicky pulled us aside and was asking us about like 194 00:07:23,712 --> 00:07:24,410 what's gonna be happening? 195 00:07:24,412 --> 00:07:26,011 Am I gonna be bringing anyone back, do I plan on bringing 196 00:07:26,013 --> 00:07:28,813 anyone back, do I want to bring anyone back? 197 00:07:28,815 --> 00:07:31,015 Do you mind if I brought someone home then? 198 00:07:31,017 --> 00:07:32,616 Like I really, really like Jay. 199 00:07:32,618 --> 00:07:34,718 He's handsome, he's my type. 200 00:07:34,720 --> 00:07:36,986 And he looks like he could handle himself. 201 00:07:36,988 --> 00:07:39,622 And he feels like a real gentleman as well. 202 00:07:39,624 --> 00:07:43,392 Are you planning on bringing someone back like? 203 00:07:43,394 --> 00:07:44,826 I didn't want to do anything to rock the boat. 204 00:07:44,828 --> 00:07:46,427 And I don't want to do anything to upset him. 205 00:07:46,429 --> 00:07:47,494 I hope he feels the same way. 206 00:07:47,496 --> 00:07:51,231 Don't go having sex with someone in the bed next to us. 207 00:07:51,233 --> 00:07:52,599 Am I clear? 208 00:07:52,601 --> 00:07:54,300 You're clear. 209 00:07:54,302 --> 00:07:55,467 Yes, ma'am. 210 00:07:55,469 --> 00:07:56,134 [laughter] 211 00:07:56,136 --> 00:07:58,536 She can do what she wants, I can do what I want. 212 00:07:58,538 --> 00:07:59,837 She is good looking, but it doesn't mean that 213 00:07:59,839 --> 00:08:01,338 anything's gonna happen. 214 00:08:01,340 --> 00:08:07,777 [music] 215 00:08:07,779 --> 00:08:11,147 Walk through the door, and there's like this note on the 216 00:08:11,149 --> 00:08:17,987 table from Anna and it's like, it's an angry note. 217 00:08:17,989 --> 00:08:20,155 "Came around to have a chat with Jay and James, 218 00:08:20,157 --> 00:08:22,123 you were all out again. 219 00:08:22,125 --> 00:08:23,257 Place is a mess, guys. 220 00:08:23,259 --> 00:08:25,225 We need to have a serious chat. 221 00:08:25,227 --> 00:08:26,359 Not impressed. 222 00:08:26,361 --> 00:08:26,726 Anna." 223 00:08:26,728 --> 00:08:29,395 Shit, I hope this doesn't mean that we're gonna get booted out. 224 00:08:29,397 --> 00:08:32,297 She's mad cause the house is a mess, angry 'cause she's been 225 00:08:32,299 --> 00:08:35,967 calling around a couple of times when not in, and then obviously 226 00:08:35,969 --> 00:08:39,170 she was absolutely ragin about Jay and James not turnin' up. 227 00:08:39,172 --> 00:08:40,971 At the start we were still a little bit pissed this mornin', 228 00:08:40,973 --> 00:08:44,040 thought of it as a joke, as the day's gone on now I think we'll 229 00:08:44,042 --> 00:08:46,675 actually start panicking, it is getting a lot, a lot easier. 230 00:08:46,677 --> 00:08:48,977 I think she's being a bit harsh there, like nothing was wrong. 231 00:08:48,979 --> 00:08:50,878 Like it was mine and James's fault, I'll hold my hands up to 232 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,947 that but to kick us out, I think she's probably taking 233 00:08:53,949 --> 00:08:55,481 it a little bit too far. 234 00:08:55,483 --> 00:08:58,884 Made a little bit of a mistake but we definitely don't 235 00:08:58,886 --> 00:09:00,685 deserve to go home like. 236 00:09:00,687 --> 00:09:06,724 [music] 237 00:09:06,726 --> 00:09:08,392 The lads are on a bit of a downer like, 238 00:09:08,394 --> 00:09:09,259 'cause we might be going. 239 00:09:09,261 --> 00:09:10,927 But either way, to cheer the lads up in the house 240 00:09:10,929 --> 00:09:11,427 is to have birds. 241 00:09:11,429 --> 00:09:14,129 I've got loads of birds numbers from last night. 242 00:09:14,131 --> 00:09:15,163 Let's get it on. 243 00:09:15,165 --> 00:09:16,063 Can we ring them? 244 00:09:16,065 --> 00:09:16,863 Time to get moving? 245 00:09:16,865 --> 00:09:18,097 Yeah, so what we'll do is... 246 00:09:18,099 --> 00:09:18,597 Can you see him? 247 00:09:18,599 --> 00:09:19,564 He's got them in his pocket. 248 00:09:19,566 --> 00:09:20,831 Come on lads, let's do it. 249 00:09:20,833 --> 00:09:21,431 Just leave them. 250 00:09:21,433 --> 00:09:23,299 I'm the oldest lad here, so I thought it's time 251 00:09:23,301 --> 00:09:23,799 to educate them. 252 00:09:23,801 --> 00:09:26,468 So we're gonna go out, get their numbers, wine and dine them, 253 00:09:26,470 --> 00:09:28,837 make them feel special, shag them, then dump them. 254 00:09:28,839 --> 00:09:31,539 Let's try to cook them a meal and that. 255 00:09:31,541 --> 00:09:32,206 Never, ever. 256 00:09:32,208 --> 00:09:33,373 Hey, what are we gonna cook, man? 257 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:34,073 We have some wine. 258 00:09:34,075 --> 00:09:35,207 Cham is not wine. 259 00:09:35,209 --> 00:09:36,641 Bovine. 260 00:09:36,643 --> 00:09:39,043 Wine, steak, hot tub. 261 00:09:39,045 --> 00:09:39,610 Bang. 262 00:09:39,612 --> 00:09:41,612 Me and the guys are like learning things from Greg. 263 00:09:41,614 --> 00:09:43,647 'Cause like usually we just go on a night out, 264 00:09:43,649 --> 00:09:45,515 we'll pull a bird, we'll get them back, 265 00:09:45,517 --> 00:09:46,249 we'll bang them. 266 00:09:46,251 --> 00:09:48,551 My technique is more just like, you're in, you're out, 267 00:09:48,553 --> 00:09:49,785 you felt up the crack, you're done. 268 00:09:49,787 --> 00:09:52,788 To wine and dine and champagne will have to be a really, 269 00:09:52,790 --> 00:09:53,455 really special person. 270 00:09:53,457 --> 00:09:55,523 I wouldn't need to wine and dine Charlotte. 271 00:09:55,525 --> 00:09:56,891 It's already sore. 272 00:09:56,893 --> 00:09:59,593 Oh hey, I'll ring them now, yeah? 273 00:09:59,595 --> 00:10:02,896 Play it cool Howard, play it cool. 274 00:10:02,898 --> 00:10:04,464 I'm making sure that the snake is ready to do it, 275 00:10:04,466 --> 00:10:05,665 I'm gonna get four birds around. 276 00:10:05,667 --> 00:10:08,134 We're gonna wine and dine them, make them feel good, 277 00:10:08,136 --> 00:10:09,201 and then bang them. 278 00:10:09,203 --> 00:10:10,569 Hi, is this Harriett? 279 00:10:10,571 --> 00:10:11,002 It is, yes. 280 00:10:11,004 --> 00:10:13,037 Hi Harriett, it's Greg from Saturday night. 281 00:10:13,039 --> 00:10:14,471 Oh hello, how are you doing? 282 00:10:14,473 --> 00:10:15,405 All right, yeah, you? 283 00:10:15,407 --> 00:10:16,839 Yeah, I'm fine, thanks. 284 00:10:16,841 --> 00:10:18,473 Um, what are you doing tonight? 285 00:10:18,475 --> 00:10:21,943 Um, I'm not doing much really. 286 00:10:21,945 --> 00:10:23,911 Well me and the boys are going to cook some food and get some 287 00:10:23,913 --> 00:10:26,013 drinks, if you fancy that like. 288 00:10:26,015 --> 00:10:27,514 Oh yeah, that would be really good. 289 00:10:27,516 --> 00:10:31,518 Do you want us to spend all me money on food and stuff? 290 00:10:31,520 --> 00:10:31,851 No. 291 00:10:31,853 --> 00:10:33,719 I just wanna go out and get them pissed and get them back 292 00:10:33,721 --> 00:10:34,820 and just bang them. 293 00:10:34,822 --> 00:10:37,055 About, we'll say about 9:00. 294 00:10:37,057 --> 00:10:38,556 Yeah, 9:00, that'd be great. 295 00:10:38,558 --> 00:10:39,256 All right cool. 296 00:10:39,258 --> 00:10:39,756 All right, then. 297 00:10:39,758 --> 00:10:41,624 All right cool, we'll see you then, yeah? 298 00:10:41,626 --> 00:10:43,859 Okay, bye. 299 00:10:43,861 --> 00:10:45,293 [guys cheer] 300 00:10:45,295 --> 00:10:45,960 Hey, good job. 301 00:10:45,962 --> 00:10:47,328 There's one, who was that? 302 00:10:47,330 --> 00:10:48,228 [laughter] 303 00:10:48,230 --> 00:10:49,429 One down, three to go. 304 00:10:49,431 --> 00:10:51,664 [laughter] 305 00:10:51,666 --> 00:10:53,532 Top, top. 306 00:10:53,534 --> 00:10:55,233 Awe, cheers the fucking bad hand. 307 00:10:55,235 --> 00:11:00,071 I reckon Vicky's gonna kick off without a doubt and I reckon 308 00:11:00,073 --> 00:11:02,907 Charlotte's gonna be kicking off with Gary as well. 309 00:11:02,909 --> 00:11:03,574 You can't tell them. 310 00:11:03,576 --> 00:11:04,775 Like they cannot find out. 311 00:11:04,777 --> 00:11:06,042 Yeah, what are you gonna say? 312 00:11:06,044 --> 00:11:07,410 They'll go nuts. 313 00:11:07,412 --> 00:11:10,946 Especially if these birds are like fit and all blonde. 314 00:11:10,948 --> 00:11:12,681 Tonight is a tricky one with Charlotte. 315 00:11:12,683 --> 00:11:13,381 Is she worth waiting for? 316 00:11:13,383 --> 00:11:15,516 Is it worth cuddling like fancy the offs of her? 317 00:11:15,518 --> 00:11:16,583 So I'm just gonna go to the floor tonight. 318 00:11:16,585 --> 00:11:20,420 It'll be interesting to see Charlotte's face. 319 00:11:20,422 --> 00:11:22,688 [music] 320 00:11:22,690 --> 00:11:25,390 So what about you and Gary? 321 00:11:25,392 --> 00:11:26,557 Me and Gary, nothing. 322 00:11:26,559 --> 00:11:29,359 I could use that kiss sometimes but that's it. 323 00:11:29,361 --> 00:11:31,627 But what if he brings a lass back tomorrow? 324 00:11:31,629 --> 00:11:32,794 And I'm bothered, I don't care. 325 00:11:32,796 --> 00:11:35,696 And he's constofting and like it ain't like me and Gary's 326 00:11:35,698 --> 00:11:37,731 gonna get married now 'cause there's already a married 327 00:11:37,733 --> 00:11:38,732 couple in the house. 328 00:11:38,734 --> 00:11:43,570 Ohhhh! 329 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:45,371 Like I really, really like Jay. 330 00:11:45,373 --> 00:11:46,605 I think he does fancy us. 331 00:11:46,607 --> 00:11:49,074 But at the end of the day, Jay's still a lad. 332 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,309 I don't know how I'll react if he brings a bird back. 333 00:11:51,311 --> 00:11:53,811 We'll just have to, we'll just both have to play it by 334 00:11:53,813 --> 00:11:54,478 ear won't we? 335 00:11:54,480 --> 00:11:55,278 I'm really worried about Vicky. 336 00:11:55,280 --> 00:12:00,349 I think like she might be keen on Jay than what Jay is for her. 337 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:08,589 [music and laughter] 338 00:12:08,591 --> 00:12:10,424 We're all having a couple of drinks and Charlotte gets 339 00:12:10,426 --> 00:12:14,194 the brilliant idea of making a punch bowl. 340 00:12:14,196 --> 00:12:18,598 [music] 341 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:19,599 Just having a couple of drinks, chilling out. 342 00:12:19,601 --> 00:12:22,368 I don't want to say the lads were absent, like it took them 343 00:12:22,370 --> 00:12:24,002 a while cause we were a bit tipsy. 344 00:12:24,004 --> 00:12:26,170 [laughter] 345 00:12:26,172 --> 00:12:29,706 They're gonna be smashed by the time them girls come around. 346 00:12:29,708 --> 00:12:30,506 Yeah, we'll weigh them up man. 347 00:12:30,508 --> 00:12:32,741 We'll pretend we're coopin for men, get the candles, they'll be 348 00:12:32,743 --> 00:12:35,944 absolutely buzzin, then foreplay's out the door. 349 00:12:35,946 --> 00:12:37,512 'Cause then we come with champagne and the birds 350 00:12:37,514 --> 00:12:38,946 are just like, is that for us? 351 00:12:38,948 --> 00:12:40,080 Am I? 352 00:12:40,082 --> 00:12:40,847 Hmmm. 353 00:12:40,849 --> 00:12:41,280 [laughter] 354 00:12:41,282 --> 00:12:45,450 I got Charlotte there, this is me, go get ready upstairs. 355 00:12:45,452 --> 00:12:46,317 Ding dong. 356 00:12:46,319 --> 00:12:46,750 [laughter] 357 00:12:46,752 --> 00:12:49,252 It's gonna be a problem later but the girls haven't got a clue 358 00:12:49,254 --> 00:12:52,088 there's gonna be four good looking blonde girls tearing up. 359 00:12:52,090 --> 00:12:54,790 We rock out all dressed up for the night. 360 00:12:54,792 --> 00:12:59,761 We got the table, table set, we've got champagne, candles. 361 00:12:59,763 --> 00:13:01,763 I've never done that for a girl in me life. 362 00:13:01,765 --> 00:13:02,396 What we're gonna say? 363 00:13:02,398 --> 00:13:03,330 There's gonna be candles on the table. 364 00:13:03,332 --> 00:13:04,264 What will we say, we're just having... 365 00:13:04,266 --> 00:13:05,932 We'll say us four are just having... 366 00:13:05,934 --> 00:13:07,400 Just say it's a lads night. 367 00:13:07,402 --> 00:13:09,402 A lads night with candles? 368 00:13:09,404 --> 00:13:11,003 [laughter] 369 00:13:11,005 --> 00:13:13,071 They know exactly what sort of lads we are. 370 00:13:13,073 --> 00:13:14,205 Fucking candles. 371 00:13:14,207 --> 00:13:15,472 What's the time Gary? 372 00:13:15,474 --> 00:13:16,406 Five after eight. 373 00:13:16,408 --> 00:13:16,773 Fuck. 374 00:13:16,775 --> 00:13:17,807 Yeah, we better get a move on. 375 00:13:17,809 --> 00:13:21,510 [chatter] 376 00:13:21,512 --> 00:13:22,477 We haven't even gone the full way yet. 377 00:13:22,479 --> 00:13:24,946 If I did go the full way it could get very complicated 378 00:13:24,948 --> 00:13:27,949 and Charlotte could turn and be very possessive. 379 00:13:27,951 --> 00:13:28,549 Greg come here. 380 00:13:28,551 --> 00:13:32,319 [girls chant Greg's name] 381 00:13:32,321 --> 00:13:35,922 [chanting] Get your cock out. 382 00:13:35,924 --> 00:13:37,056 Get your cock out for them lassies! 383 00:13:37,058 --> 00:13:40,259 Get your cock out for the lassies. 384 00:13:40,261 --> 00:13:41,727 We're pacing ourselves, Gregory. 385 00:13:41,729 --> 00:13:44,262 Would you like to get involved? 386 00:13:44,264 --> 00:13:44,862 Go ahead, get a cup. 387 00:13:44,864 --> 00:13:47,331 I've gotta, I've gotta jump in the shower. 388 00:13:47,333 --> 00:13:49,099 You had a shower before you came bowling. 389 00:13:49,101 --> 00:13:49,399 No. 390 00:13:49,401 --> 00:13:51,234 All them had a shower before they came bowling. 391 00:13:51,236 --> 00:13:52,468 Fucking liar, man. 392 00:13:52,470 --> 00:13:54,102 Are you having a shower again? 393 00:13:54,104 --> 00:13:54,469 Yeah. 394 00:13:54,471 --> 00:13:56,070 Greg's having another shower. 395 00:13:56,072 --> 00:13:56,370 Why? 396 00:13:56,372 --> 00:13:58,739 Something's kicking off here. 397 00:13:58,741 --> 00:14:01,174 They're definitely up to something like, 398 00:14:01,176 --> 00:14:01,841 but we left them to it. 399 00:14:01,843 --> 00:14:05,110 We all ended upstairs trying on clothes for like, for marvel, 400 00:14:05,112 --> 00:14:07,178 and get my face masks on and everything. 401 00:14:07,180 --> 00:14:10,514 Like it was no skin off our nose, you know what I mean? 402 00:14:10,516 --> 00:14:13,383 You all got 20 minutes. 403 00:14:13,385 --> 00:14:13,950 [laughter] 404 00:14:13,952 --> 00:14:15,584 What the fuck are you doing? 405 00:14:15,586 --> 00:14:16,185 Shaving. 406 00:14:16,187 --> 00:14:17,452 I gotta be smooth for the birds. 407 00:14:17,454 --> 00:14:27,495 [piano music] 408 00:14:27,497 --> 00:14:32,933 [piano music] 409 00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:33,767 Everything's going as planned. 410 00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:36,169 Our girls haven't got a clue what's going on. 411 00:14:36,171 --> 00:14:40,406 [door bell rings] 412 00:14:40,408 --> 00:14:42,007 [girls chattering] 413 00:14:42,009 --> 00:14:43,742 I love the jacuzzi. 414 00:14:43,744 --> 00:14:45,577 So we're all upstairs just doing face masks and everything, just 415 00:14:45,579 --> 00:14:48,580 chilling out with the girls, and we hear all this girly giggling 416 00:14:48,582 --> 00:14:51,683 screeching and typically female behavior. 417 00:14:51,685 --> 00:14:53,651 [girly chatter] 418 00:14:53,653 --> 00:14:58,222 They literally walked in like, like, you know like, um 419 00:14:58,224 --> 00:15:02,092 them blonde things in like heels and like dresses 420 00:15:02,094 --> 00:15:05,428 and proper curly rolled hair. 421 00:15:05,430 --> 00:15:06,462 Like oh we're going to the Geordie Shore, 422 00:15:06,464 --> 00:15:11,500 we're gonna boss all the other lasses. 423 00:15:11,502 --> 00:15:13,535 Why are they doing this? 424 00:15:13,537 --> 00:15:14,402 Fucking bellends. 425 00:15:14,404 --> 00:15:15,269 I knew there was something going on. 426 00:15:15,271 --> 00:15:17,537 I don't know if the guys even thought about it really before, 427 00:15:17,539 --> 00:15:20,640 but I think all they're worried about is getting their creep on. 428 00:15:20,642 --> 00:15:23,643 I feel like they got them back on purpose to make 429 00:15:23,645 --> 00:15:26,312 us look fucking unrank. 430 00:15:26,314 --> 00:15:26,945 Drink! 431 00:15:26,947 --> 00:15:29,080 I bet you're a proper charmer. 432 00:15:29,082 --> 00:15:29,513 What? 433 00:15:29,515 --> 00:15:30,380 He's a charmer. 434 00:15:30,382 --> 00:15:32,048 You're a player. 435 00:15:32,050 --> 00:15:34,483 Oh yeah, baby. 436 00:15:34,485 --> 00:15:36,218 Player. 437 00:15:36,220 --> 00:15:41,122 [laughter] 438 00:15:45,660 --> 00:15:48,094 But we're pissed off, don't get us wrong but we didn't want 439 00:15:48,096 --> 00:15:50,596 to show the lads we were the slightest bothered. 440 00:15:50,598 --> 00:15:53,231 So we stayed in our room all night and left the 441 00:15:53,233 --> 00:15:54,899 apartment to ourselves. 442 00:15:54,901 --> 00:15:56,267 Cheers! 443 00:15:56,269 --> 00:15:56,667 So, Greg. 444 00:15:56,669 --> 00:16:01,071 Greg is doing an amazing job because he's cooked mushrooms. 445 00:16:01,073 --> 00:16:01,971 It's fucking good. 446 00:16:01,973 --> 00:16:05,774 Yeah, dinner's like, it's amazing. 447 00:16:05,776 --> 00:16:07,342 Greg, can I just tell you this one thing? 448 00:16:07,344 --> 00:16:09,677 I feel like me steak's still alive. 449 00:16:09,679 --> 00:16:10,411 You said you wanted it rare. 450 00:16:10,413 --> 00:16:12,780 I love it red, but I like it dead. 451 00:16:12,782 --> 00:16:13,313 It's not dead yet. 452 00:16:13,315 --> 00:16:17,283 They were all like girls that he pulled in the bar so I let him 453 00:16:17,285 --> 00:16:19,518 have first choice. 454 00:16:19,520 --> 00:16:21,753 He was gagging for a girl. 455 00:16:21,755 --> 00:16:23,855 She was giving him all like funny looks like eye contact 456 00:16:23,857 --> 00:16:26,257 and stuff and like pouting her lips and stuff. 457 00:16:26,259 --> 00:16:29,960 It was like guaranteed Greg was going to bang her like -- 458 00:16:29,962 --> 00:16:34,864 [music] 459 00:16:34,866 --> 00:16:36,966 I see you all right in the mirror. 460 00:16:36,968 --> 00:16:41,103 I'm gonna show her around. 461 00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:43,238 The candles, the champagne were the massive touch 462 00:16:43,240 --> 00:16:45,373 and they fell straight into the trap. 463 00:16:45,375 --> 00:16:49,176 And straight away it was a race for the guestroom. 464 00:16:49,178 --> 00:16:51,478 So I just grabbed my stray, I wasn't messing around. 465 00:16:51,480 --> 00:16:55,748 I took her straight in there and did the business. 466 00:16:55,750 --> 00:16:58,217 Fucking guest room. 467 00:16:58,219 --> 00:17:00,953 That fucking... 468 00:17:02,288 --> 00:17:04,989 And then about 20 minutes, half an hour Greg was in the guest 469 00:17:04,991 --> 00:17:06,657 room doing what he does. 470 00:17:06,659 --> 00:17:08,759 Just snaking straight away. 471 00:17:08,761 --> 00:17:10,527 So I'm pleased, I think Greg really wanted that, 472 00:17:10,529 --> 00:17:13,930 I think it's loosened him right up. 473 00:17:13,932 --> 00:17:14,931 Whoop! 474 00:17:14,933 --> 00:17:16,265 Get in! 475 00:17:16,267 --> 00:17:19,067 What if we just stay dry? 476 00:17:19,069 --> 00:17:24,405 I ended up with Jade who was a total airhead. 477 00:17:24,407 --> 00:17:25,639 [screams] 478 00:17:25,641 --> 00:17:30,010 [laughter] 479 00:17:30,012 --> 00:17:32,245 Come in the hot tub! 480 00:17:32,247 --> 00:17:34,180 Then I went and took her to the guestroom. 481 00:17:34,182 --> 00:17:35,414 Went all in there. 482 00:17:35,416 --> 00:17:36,848 Jade's got a boyfriend. 483 00:17:36,850 --> 00:17:38,616 Oh, that's not good. 484 00:17:38,618 --> 00:17:43,988 [chatter] 485 00:17:43,990 --> 00:17:48,826 Are you coming in the hot tub as friends? 486 00:17:48,828 --> 00:17:49,993 She's just got lad. 487 00:17:49,995 --> 00:17:55,231 All that time wasted for nothing. 488 00:17:55,233 --> 00:17:57,132 Jade's bird's got a lad. 489 00:17:57,134 --> 00:17:58,266 Mine's boring as fuck. 490 00:17:58,268 --> 00:18:02,436 And it just looks like banging's off the cards for us. 491 00:18:02,438 --> 00:18:07,107 [cheering and yelling] 492 00:18:07,109 --> 00:18:10,410 So I grab a duvie, I grab my cushions, got in with the girls, 493 00:18:10,412 --> 00:18:12,445 and thought Jay, knock yourself out lad. 494 00:18:12,447 --> 00:18:13,245 I'm not gonna cock block. 495 00:18:13,247 --> 00:18:14,980 Push our beds together, have a doubler. 496 00:18:14,982 --> 00:18:20,418 Jay, get over here so I can talk to you as well. 497 00:18:20,420 --> 00:18:21,318 There you go. 498 00:18:21,320 --> 00:18:24,421 Thanks, love. 499 00:18:24,423 --> 00:18:25,188 Harriett? 500 00:18:25,190 --> 00:18:28,691 James and Jay, come barreling in, straight away 501 00:18:28,693 --> 00:18:31,293 and Jay's like, you all right? 502 00:18:31,295 --> 00:18:31,793 You all right? 503 00:18:31,795 --> 00:18:34,028 All we had was shit crack, we all had was shit crack. 504 00:18:34,030 --> 00:18:35,729 James is like, we came up here to have some fun with our 505 00:18:35,731 --> 00:18:37,197 house mates blah blah blah. 506 00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:40,533 That's kind of nice you know to have them mean like. 507 00:18:40,535 --> 00:18:41,267 We had bone squashers right? 508 00:18:41,269 --> 00:18:45,537 We just had four of the biggest airheads around in the world. 509 00:18:45,539 --> 00:18:47,672 Me and James were just like, oh here, 510 00:18:47,674 --> 00:18:49,306 we should just like stop with them. 511 00:18:49,308 --> 00:18:51,041 I'll cook the meal for them all night do you know what I mean? 512 00:18:51,043 --> 00:18:53,443 'Cause these locks downstairs were just total nightmares. 513 00:18:53,445 --> 00:18:55,978 And absolute just doing my head in all night. 514 00:18:55,980 --> 00:18:56,645 Do you know what this is? 515 00:18:56,647 --> 00:18:59,981 I'd rather be with you. 516 00:18:59,983 --> 00:19:02,550 This little bird comes like toddling up the stairs like 517 00:19:02,552 --> 00:19:04,752 six dorm, drippin wet, worst hair extensions 518 00:19:04,754 --> 00:19:05,619 I've ever seen in my life. 519 00:19:05,621 --> 00:19:10,056 She comes like, mincing up, actually soaking wet. 520 00:19:10,058 --> 00:19:10,623 Hello. 521 00:19:10,625 --> 00:19:11,757 Oh God, oh fuck off. 522 00:19:11,759 --> 00:19:14,526 Go that way please before I smash your fucking face in. 523 00:19:14,528 --> 00:19:16,127 I was like, I was like the grinch. 524 00:19:16,129 --> 00:19:18,429 I was like fuming, absolutely fuming. 525 00:19:18,431 --> 00:19:20,497 There's a mop downstairs. 526 00:19:20,499 --> 00:19:22,799 It's just you don't need to be so rude. 527 00:19:22,801 --> 00:19:24,333 Horrible, horrible person. 528 00:19:24,335 --> 00:19:25,067 You even have a house. 529 00:19:25,069 --> 00:19:26,201 I'm a horrible person? 530 00:19:26,203 --> 00:19:28,570 I was told to come here. 531 00:19:28,572 --> 00:19:29,504 I was joking. 532 00:19:29,506 --> 00:19:30,471 Go downstairs, ask for your mates, 533 00:19:30,473 --> 00:19:32,139 and tell your mates downstairs. 534 00:19:32,141 --> 00:19:34,441 I'm going downstairs. 535 00:19:34,443 --> 00:19:36,709 Yeah, Jay just -- 536 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:42,681 When I think about Gary with another girl, I think I might 537 00:19:42,683 --> 00:19:45,383 actually be sick in me mouth. 538 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:46,617 Pooh me self. 539 00:19:46,619 --> 00:19:48,719 Sick in me mouth or pooh me self. 540 00:19:48,721 --> 00:19:51,321 Maybe both. 541 00:19:51,323 --> 00:19:51,821 Goodnight, Greg. 542 00:19:51,823 --> 00:19:53,055 Basically I felt her from the shelter, oh yeah, yeah, 543 00:19:53,057 --> 00:19:54,289 I do like you, you were nice, even though I'm 544 00:19:54,291 --> 00:19:56,991 never going to speak to her again. 545 00:19:56,993 --> 00:20:06,967 [music] 546 00:20:06,969 --> 00:20:13,940 [phone rings] 547 00:20:13,942 --> 00:20:14,573 Hello? 548 00:20:14,575 --> 00:20:15,540 Hi, Sophie. 549 00:20:15,542 --> 00:20:17,108 I'm gonna come to the house. 550 00:20:17,110 --> 00:20:17,508 Uh huh. 551 00:20:17,510 --> 00:20:20,177 I'd like you to let Jay and James know that I'd like 552 00:20:20,179 --> 00:20:21,344 to speak with them then. 553 00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,111 Well is it good or bad? 554 00:20:22,113 --> 00:20:26,348 I'll be about an hour and I'll let them know then, Sophie. 555 00:20:26,350 --> 00:20:26,748 Right. 556 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:28,282 Please make sure the house is tidy. 557 00:20:28,284 --> 00:20:29,916 I don't wanna walk into a mess. 558 00:20:29,918 --> 00:20:30,850 Okay. 559 00:20:30,852 --> 00:20:31,550 Okay? 560 00:20:31,552 --> 00:20:31,950 Right. 561 00:20:31,952 --> 00:20:32,550 Know better Anna. 562 00:20:32,552 --> 00:20:33,551 Know better love. 563 00:20:33,553 --> 00:20:34,084 Bye. 564 00:20:34,086 --> 00:20:34,617 All right, bye. 565 00:20:34,619 --> 00:20:36,085 All us girls are still pissed off about the lads bringing 566 00:20:36,087 --> 00:20:38,587 them girls back last night. 567 00:20:38,589 --> 00:20:38,954 Shit. 568 00:20:38,956 --> 00:20:40,722 But the only thing we want is for Jay and James 569 00:20:40,724 --> 00:20:41,355 to stay in the house. 570 00:20:41,357 --> 00:20:44,157 So let's get this place ordered, let's get it tidied, 571 00:20:44,159 --> 00:20:45,825 and let's all stick together. 572 00:20:45,827 --> 00:20:47,927 [music] 573 00:20:47,929 --> 00:20:51,363 Tidied our room, I hoovered the kitchen, I mopped, I cleaned 574 00:20:51,365 --> 00:20:54,232 every single plate I think I could even see in sight. 575 00:20:54,234 --> 00:21:04,609 [music] 576 00:21:04,611 --> 00:21:06,944 We've barely finished cleaning and then Anna walks up and 577 00:21:06,946 --> 00:21:10,547 does a full house inspection. 578 00:21:10,549 --> 00:21:12,048 Oh. 579 00:21:12,050 --> 00:21:14,383 Do you live like this at home? 580 00:21:14,385 --> 00:21:16,118 Is this the remnants of last night? 581 00:21:16,120 --> 00:21:19,187 Then they went to the guestroom where I was staying last night. 582 00:21:19,189 --> 00:21:19,820 [chuckles] 583 00:21:19,822 --> 00:21:21,621 And I left it in a state last night. 584 00:21:21,623 --> 00:21:23,789 I can't remember how I left it. 585 00:21:23,791 --> 00:21:25,724 Oh, my God. 586 00:21:25,726 --> 00:21:27,592 Oh, who's are these? 587 00:21:27,594 --> 00:21:28,926 Greg's. 588 00:21:28,928 --> 00:21:30,294 Well, at least you've been safe. 589 00:21:30,296 --> 00:21:33,563 Did you take your socks off before or after? 590 00:21:33,565 --> 00:21:36,098 They're not mine 591 00:21:36,100 --> 00:21:39,501 ¶ 592 00:21:39,503 --> 00:21:41,269 Are you all right? 593 00:21:41,271 --> 00:21:41,736 Been better. 594 00:21:41,738 --> 00:21:43,070 So Anna's really turned up about the house. 595 00:21:43,072 --> 00:21:45,338 Like me and Jay just don't know whether she'll 596 00:21:45,340 --> 00:21:49,909 allow us to stay or what like. 597 00:21:49,911 --> 00:21:52,978 I hope I'm making the right decision. 598 00:21:52,980 --> 00:21:54,946 I really do. 599 00:21:54,948 --> 00:21:57,248 We'll give you another chance. 600 00:21:57,250 --> 00:22:00,684 I need you to really make it up to us as well by the way. 601 00:22:00,686 --> 00:22:02,952 Definitely. 602 00:22:03,353 --> 00:22:04,353 I got another night. 603 00:22:04,355 --> 00:22:07,155 [cheering] 604 00:22:07,157 --> 00:22:17,832 [music] 605 00:22:17,834 --> 00:22:20,234 We're definitely gonna be celebrating tonight. 606 00:22:20,236 --> 00:22:22,970 Tuesday's the biggest night out in New Castle, so we're gonna 607 00:22:22,972 --> 00:22:27,574 get glammed up Geordie style and get absolutely mauled. 608 00:22:27,576 --> 00:22:30,410 We are doing typical Geordie routine to get 609 00:22:30,412 --> 00:22:31,677 ready for a big night out. 610 00:22:31,679 --> 00:22:34,046 I wanna have one shot in me hand at all times. 611 00:22:34,048 --> 00:22:37,182 I can just not wait for tonight. 612 00:22:37,184 --> 00:22:38,716 Buzz-ing. 613 00:22:38,718 --> 00:22:50,260 [music] 614 00:22:50,262 --> 00:22:51,561 I hadn't seen me friends for a while, 615 00:22:51,563 --> 00:22:53,529 so they come straight over to me. 616 00:22:53,531 --> 00:22:54,763 I'm like yes, me friends. 617 00:22:54,765 --> 00:22:57,966 So we see her mates are all stunning, and all good looking, 618 00:22:57,968 --> 00:23:02,503 I didn't believe her or not and then last night in the club 619 00:23:02,505 --> 00:23:03,637 about 15 girls come in. 620 00:23:03,639 --> 00:23:06,006 All stunning, all Sophie's mates. 621 00:23:06,008 --> 00:23:09,409 I'm starting to like Gary now and I've told him if he brings 622 00:23:09,411 --> 00:23:13,513 a girl back, I'm punching him square in the face. 623 00:23:13,515 --> 00:23:16,449 Geordie Shore lads were loving the girls last night. 624 00:23:16,451 --> 00:23:19,885 They take over, they're just grabbing each one, 625 00:23:19,887 --> 00:23:22,888 so I thought, fuck this I'm pulling their mates. 626 00:23:22,890 --> 00:23:24,789 I'm pulling Geordie Shore's lads. 627 00:23:24,791 --> 00:23:27,792 I seen James dancing with a friend, 628 00:23:27,794 --> 00:23:30,494 I fancied the fuck out of this lad. 629 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:33,897 He is with me tonight. 630 00:23:33,899 --> 00:23:36,466 The girls outlasted the boys last night. 631 00:23:36,468 --> 00:23:38,768 Standard. 632 00:23:38,770 --> 00:23:40,703 Charlotte is the last thing on my mind. 633 00:23:40,705 --> 00:23:42,971 I see another girl, a wirly or a good looking girl, 634 00:23:42,973 --> 00:23:46,074 I'm not gonna not go with them because of Charlotte. 635 00:23:46,076 --> 00:23:46,841 That's not gonna happen. 636 00:23:46,843 --> 00:23:49,577 She's not my girlfriend. 637 00:23:49,579 --> 00:23:52,980 I'm hoping psycho Charlotte won't come out on Gary. 638 00:23:52,982 --> 00:23:55,349 That would be bad. 639 00:23:55,351 --> 00:24:01,555 But she's probably gonna. 640 00:24:01,557 --> 00:24:03,323 It all moves up to the bedroom. 641 00:24:03,325 --> 00:24:05,024 The bedroom is the star of the shore. 642 00:24:05,026 --> 00:24:07,960 The bedroom's just sex in the air. 643 00:24:07,962 --> 00:24:09,361 There's kicks flying about. 644 00:24:09,363 --> 00:24:10,862 I seen knickers comin off. 645 00:24:10,864 --> 00:24:14,098 It's just a complete porn movie last night. 646 00:24:14,100 --> 00:24:16,633 I am giving him the best night of his life. 647 00:24:16,635 --> 00:24:20,303 He's gonna be remembering my name by the end of this night. 648 00:24:20,305 --> 00:24:25,374 [music] 649 00:24:25,376 --> 00:24:31,780 [Charlotte yells in the street] 650 00:24:31,782 --> 00:24:33,181 Charlotte is a live wire. 651 00:24:33,183 --> 00:24:34,549 She's a liability. 652 00:24:34,551 --> 00:24:36,417 A legitimate kick off like. 653 00:24:36,419 --> 00:24:38,318 She's fucking mortal. 654 00:24:38,320 --> 00:24:38,885 Literally. 655 00:24:38,887 --> 00:24:39,785 She can't even stand up. 656 00:24:39,787 --> 00:24:40,452 It's hilarious. 657 00:24:40,454 --> 00:24:44,589 When it comes to Gary, like if he's gonna bring a bird home, 658 00:24:44,591 --> 00:24:47,224 she's a, she's in the wrong mood. 659 00:24:47,226 --> 00:24:49,960 This could just go sky high. 660 00:24:49,962 --> 00:24:54,331 [Charlotte's yelling] 661 00:24:54,333 --> 00:24:55,165 Get her in the car. 662 00:24:55,167 --> 00:24:56,366 Get her in the car. 663 00:24:56,368 --> 00:24:56,766 Come on. 664 00:24:56,768 --> 00:25:04,440 Get her in the car. 665 00:25:04,442 --> 00:25:07,609 I come back, Gary's in another room with a fucking girl. 666 00:25:07,611 --> 00:25:09,143 I couldn't give a shit about that but that makes 667 00:25:09,145 --> 00:25:10,544 me look like moog. 668 00:25:10,546 --> 00:25:11,411 It makes me look like a fucking moog. 669 00:25:11,413 --> 00:25:13,746 Yeah but you knew that from the start, right? 670 00:25:13,748 --> 00:25:14,046 No. 671 00:25:14,048 --> 00:25:14,679 You know what he's like. 672 00:25:14,681 --> 00:25:15,479 You've seen it, right? 673 00:25:15,481 --> 00:25:16,213 So you can't... 674 00:25:16,215 --> 00:25:16,746 I seen it yeah. 675 00:25:16,748 --> 00:25:19,181 I can't see that but I'm a fucking moog for even 676 00:25:19,183 --> 00:25:20,215 starting to like him. 677 00:25:20,217 --> 00:25:23,751 Because of the girls I'm pissed off because 678 00:25:23,753 --> 00:25:25,819 I didn't bring anyone home. 679 00:25:25,821 --> 00:25:28,488 And I don't wanna look like a moog who keeps sitting by 680 00:25:28,490 --> 00:25:30,690 me self while Gary's getting everyone. 681 00:25:30,692 --> 00:25:33,492 And no matter how switched on I like to think she is, no matter 682 00:25:33,494 --> 00:25:37,128 how much of a tough cookie I say she is, 683 00:25:37,130 --> 00:25:39,163 I think she's falling a bit for him like. 684 00:25:39,165 --> 00:25:41,231 Listen right, you're pissed. 685 00:25:41,233 --> 00:25:41,798 I'm not pissed. 686 00:25:41,800 --> 00:25:42,632 Yes, you are pissed man. 687 00:25:42,634 --> 00:25:44,934 All right, Greg, fuck off. 688 00:25:44,936 --> 00:25:45,501 Fuck off? 689 00:25:45,503 --> 00:25:46,702 Why are you telling me to fuck off. 690 00:25:46,704 --> 00:25:48,503 I'm not fucking drunk. 691 00:25:48,505 --> 00:25:49,704 You fucking plainly are. 692 00:25:49,706 --> 00:25:50,838 This is the last thing you want to do. 693 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,105 Am I slurring my words like? 694 00:25:52,107 --> 00:25:52,405 Yes. 695 00:25:52,407 --> 00:25:54,640 I am slurring my words? 696 00:25:54,642 --> 00:25:55,107 Yes. 697 00:25:55,109 --> 00:25:55,907 Am I? 698 00:25:55,909 --> 00:25:56,674 Am I? 699 00:25:56,676 --> 00:25:57,341 Am I? 700 00:25:57,343 --> 00:25:57,674 Yes. 701 00:25:57,676 --> 00:26:01,010 But really, I am absolutely mortal. 702 00:26:01,012 --> 00:26:02,711 I can't even see him. 703 00:26:02,713 --> 00:26:04,345 Am I slurring my words? 704 00:26:04,347 --> 00:26:04,812 You're not. 705 00:26:04,814 --> 00:26:06,146 You came over to help her. 706 00:26:06,148 --> 00:26:07,580 And then she started giving me fucking grief. 707 00:26:07,582 --> 00:26:08,814 I am not fucking drunk. 708 00:26:08,816 --> 00:26:09,948 I was fucking trying to help you man. 709 00:26:09,950 --> 00:26:10,815 You're worried about your feelings. 710 00:26:10,817 --> 00:26:13,150 I don't think I realized how mad Charlotte was. 711 00:26:13,152 --> 00:26:15,218 I think we all thought she was nice and innocent but after 712 00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:18,554 seeing her go out, she's an absolutely marter. 713 00:26:18,556 --> 00:26:21,089 If he keeps fucking about, I can see her hitting him 714 00:26:21,091 --> 00:26:23,124 or hitting the girl he's with. 715 00:26:23,126 --> 00:26:26,961 Next thing you know, I'm upstairs in my bedroom and 716 00:26:26,963 --> 00:26:31,265 Charlotte comes flying though the door and kicks off and was 717 00:26:31,267 --> 00:26:35,469 telling me that I can't, in my fucking bedroom, 718 00:26:35,471 --> 00:26:36,937 we have a bird and she's kicking off. 719 00:26:36,939 --> 00:26:41,141 Go in the guestroom and away Jay. 720 00:26:41,143 --> 00:26:42,108 Away. 721 00:26:42,110 --> 00:26:44,810 As if come in our room with a lad. 722 00:26:44,812 --> 00:26:46,111 That is Vicky's bedroom. 723 00:26:46,113 --> 00:26:48,446 No girls on the top floor because it's our bedroom 724 00:26:48,448 --> 00:26:51,348 and Vicky's bedroom and I'm gonna stick up for Vicky. 725 00:26:51,350 --> 00:26:54,951 If that was my room I wouldn't want no dirty little 726 00:26:54,953 --> 00:26:55,584 girls in my room. 727 00:26:55,586 --> 00:26:58,987 I'm not listening to you, I'll listen to her. 728 00:26:58,989 --> 00:26:59,520 Why not me? 729 00:26:59,522 --> 00:27:00,454 'Cause she lives here. 730 00:27:00,456 --> 00:27:01,188 She lives here. 731 00:27:01,190 --> 00:27:01,755 You live here? 732 00:27:01,757 --> 00:27:03,223 Yes, I do live here. 733 00:27:03,225 --> 00:27:03,990 I didn't know that, I'm sorry. 734 00:27:03,992 --> 00:27:05,524 She lives here, she lives here, right.... 735 00:27:05,526 --> 00:27:09,394 And do you know who lives, do you know who lives there? 736 00:27:09,396 --> 00:27:09,761 Vicky. 737 00:27:09,763 --> 00:27:12,430 Jay you brought this on your fucking self. 738 00:27:12,432 --> 00:27:14,365 I brought it on myself, man? 739 00:27:14,367 --> 00:27:16,433 Vicky was gonna come by you, man. 740 00:27:16,435 --> 00:27:17,901 You're so fucking dumb. 741 00:27:17,903 --> 00:27:21,871 It's not even her bedroom, so she was shouting at me, 742 00:27:21,873 --> 00:27:24,907 I was kicking off with her. 743 00:27:24,909 --> 00:27:26,742 I said I'm fucking pissed. 744 00:27:26,744 --> 00:27:29,411 That's fucked up, no man? 745 00:27:29,413 --> 00:27:31,713 Oh, my God. 746 00:27:36,151 --> 00:27:36,617 I'm pissed. 747 00:27:36,619 --> 00:27:40,187 I'm emotional and I'm gotten about Gary and I really think 748 00:27:40,189 --> 00:27:43,557 that psycho Charlotte's starting to creep it's way out so I think 749 00:27:43,559 --> 00:27:45,191 people's gotta watch out now. 750 00:27:45,193 --> 00:27:47,092 Especially Gary. 751 00:27:47,094 --> 00:27:57,669 [music] 752 00:27:57,671 --> 00:28:00,772 So I wake up, I'm roaming around, I'm thinking, shit 753 00:28:00,774 --> 00:28:04,375 there's gonna be an atmosphere, I was a bitch last night. 754 00:28:04,377 --> 00:28:05,509 Everyone's gonna hate us. 755 00:28:05,511 --> 00:28:09,279 But before I get a chance to apologize we get interrupted. 756 00:28:09,281 --> 00:28:12,215 [doorbell rings] 757 00:28:12,217 --> 00:28:13,516 Are you fucking kidding me? 758 00:28:13,518 --> 00:28:15,284 The fucking door? 759 00:28:15,286 --> 00:28:16,084 What's this? 760 00:28:16,086 --> 00:28:17,051 The doorbell rings. 761 00:28:17,053 --> 00:28:19,720 What the fuck, is it Anna again? 762 00:28:19,722 --> 00:28:20,854 Is this Anna? 763 00:28:20,856 --> 00:28:21,187 No. 764 00:28:21,189 --> 00:28:24,156 It's only bloody mother and father. 765 00:28:27,527 --> 00:28:30,862 Oh my God, worst time to call mom and dad please. 766 00:28:30,864 --> 00:28:33,998 I mean come on, I'm dying with a hang over, there's still a lad 767 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:39,937 upstairs who I've just been banging 20 minutes ago. 768 00:28:39,939 --> 00:28:40,470 How are you? 769 00:28:40,472 --> 00:28:41,370 You had a good night? 770 00:28:41,372 --> 00:28:42,604 You had a good night? 771 00:28:42,606 --> 00:28:43,404 Ah, well... 772 00:28:43,406 --> 00:28:44,104 Hung over? 773 00:28:44,106 --> 00:28:46,306 Uh, absolutely. 774 00:28:46,308 --> 00:28:46,973 Where is she? 775 00:28:46,975 --> 00:28:48,641 She's upstairs. 776 00:28:48,643 --> 00:28:50,109 Sophie? 777 00:28:50,111 --> 00:28:52,711 Sophie, your mom and dad are in the kitchen. 778 00:28:52,713 --> 00:28:53,078 No. 779 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:55,847 They just walked in, I swear to God. 780 00:28:55,849 --> 00:28:58,449 Ding dong and then your dad was like, "My name's Ellis, 781 00:28:58,451 --> 00:29:00,717 nice to meet you." 782 00:29:00,984 --> 00:29:02,317 Hi. 783 00:29:02,319 --> 00:29:04,519 [laughter] 784 00:29:04,521 --> 00:29:06,821 So it wasn't the best fair for their first impression like 785 00:29:06,823 --> 00:29:08,556 of what all, for Sophie's mom and dad. 786 00:29:08,558 --> 00:29:11,725 What made it even worst, all the girls we got back last night 787 00:29:11,727 --> 00:29:15,228 were Sophie's friends. 788 00:29:15,230 --> 00:29:15,795 Hello! 789 00:29:15,797 --> 00:29:16,929 I look like a tramp. 790 00:29:16,931 --> 00:29:17,729 Oh my God. 791 00:29:17,731 --> 00:29:20,465 And the guy that Sophie banged is still in the house. 792 00:29:20,467 --> 00:29:22,500 So ashamed, like totally you could tell he 793 00:29:22,502 --> 00:29:27,071 was a bit shamed of himself. 794 00:29:27,073 --> 00:29:28,105 I don't know how hungry you are. 795 00:29:28,107 --> 00:29:29,072 Pizza! 796 00:29:29,074 --> 00:29:32,008 Sophie's dad's got an Italian restaurant so he bought loads 797 00:29:32,010 --> 00:29:37,179 of pizzas and pastas and that for lunch like. 798 00:29:37,181 --> 00:29:39,014 They are the best parents to come around when 799 00:29:39,016 --> 00:29:39,848 you're hung over. 800 00:29:39,850 --> 00:29:41,883 Like they're totally down to earth, they got, 801 00:29:41,885 --> 00:29:46,320 dad's over the top. 802 00:29:46,322 --> 00:29:48,922 Wow, look at her dad. 803 00:29:48,924 --> 00:29:51,858 I fancy Sophie's dad. 804 00:29:51,860 --> 00:29:52,558 We got Charlotte. 805 00:29:52,560 --> 00:29:53,625 That's like me pooh partner. 806 00:29:53,627 --> 00:29:55,093 Like we're twins and pooh together. 807 00:29:55,095 --> 00:29:57,295 She goes up to her mum and she's like my friend, 808 00:29:57,297 --> 00:29:58,029 actually that's my pooh partner. 809 00:29:58,031 --> 00:29:59,597 That's who I take my poohs with. 810 00:29:59,599 --> 00:30:00,497 I was just shocked. 811 00:30:00,499 --> 00:30:01,865 I was like why is she saying to her mom. 812 00:30:01,867 --> 00:30:04,267 If my mom was here I'd be like oh yeah I've done nothing other 813 00:30:04,269 --> 00:30:04,867 than reading books. 814 00:30:04,869 --> 00:30:08,170 I would not dare tell her what I've been doing, it's mental. 815 00:30:08,172 --> 00:30:11,673 Holly, biggest fake tits in Middlesburg. 816 00:30:11,675 --> 00:30:12,141 Massive. 817 00:30:12,143 --> 00:30:13,242 Oh you're from Middlesburg? 818 00:30:13,244 --> 00:30:14,142 Aye. 819 00:30:14,144 --> 00:30:14,909 Oh. 820 00:30:14,911 --> 00:30:15,509 We've got Gaz. 821 00:30:15,511 --> 00:30:16,843 First night, threesome. 822 00:30:16,845 --> 00:30:24,550 [laughter] 823 00:30:24,552 --> 00:30:29,721 Now the surprise part is, I'm moving in as well. 824 00:30:29,723 --> 00:30:31,089 Is there room for me? 825 00:30:31,091 --> 00:30:32,123 [laughter] 826 00:30:32,125 --> 00:30:34,558 No, no, no guest room. 827 00:30:34,560 --> 00:30:37,761 I can't believe how cool me Dad's been about sex. 828 00:30:37,763 --> 00:30:38,962 Sex is a no go area. 829 00:30:38,964 --> 00:30:40,563 Sex is a swear word with my dad. 830 00:30:40,565 --> 00:30:42,431 We don't talk about sex, I don't talk about boys, 831 00:30:42,433 --> 00:30:45,934 we don't talk about kissing or anything like that. 832 00:30:45,936 --> 00:30:47,702 I feel a bit guilty you know for me mom and dad 833 00:30:47,704 --> 00:30:48,369 being in the house. 834 00:30:48,371 --> 00:30:50,270 My dad's been so cool about sex. 835 00:30:50,272 --> 00:30:54,007 At this moment in time, the year that's locked, it's on pause. 836 00:30:54,009 --> 00:30:56,843 I'll look after your daughter, don't worry. 837 00:30:56,845 --> 00:31:03,850 [music] 838 00:31:03,852 --> 00:31:07,653 I've decided tonight, I'm gonna give my boyfriend Dan a call 839 00:31:07,655 --> 00:31:11,189 and let him know exactly what happened with Gary. 840 00:31:11,191 --> 00:31:14,392 I kissed someone on the first night. 841 00:31:14,394 --> 00:31:15,826 Fucking who? 842 00:31:15,828 --> 00:31:18,528 But um, yeah. 843 00:31:18,530 --> 00:31:19,228 Who? 844 00:31:19,230 --> 00:31:22,164 Just this, a random basically. 845 00:31:22,166 --> 00:31:22,831 Like... 846 00:31:22,833 --> 00:31:23,765 Where? 847 00:31:23,767 --> 00:31:24,398 In the house. 848 00:31:24,400 --> 00:31:24,931 In the hot tub. 849 00:31:24,933 --> 00:31:28,935 It was basically, I had about 20 jagers and I was like lonely 850 00:31:28,937 --> 00:31:34,340 as fuck, and I ended up kissing this lad. 851 00:31:34,342 --> 00:31:36,075 God damnit. 852 00:31:36,077 --> 00:31:38,043 You fuming? 853 00:31:38,045 --> 00:31:40,078 Well yeah, obviously. 854 00:31:40,080 --> 00:31:42,713 Obviously, yeah. 855 00:31:42,715 --> 00:31:46,616 I'm sorry. 856 00:31:46,618 --> 00:31:47,917 I am. 857 00:31:47,919 --> 00:31:49,351 I love ya. 858 00:31:49,353 --> 00:31:52,887 My relationship works with Dan because he is like very 859 00:31:52,889 --> 00:31:56,123 accepting of the fact that I'm 18, I wanna go out and 860 00:31:56,125 --> 00:31:58,391 have fun but yet he still wants to be with me. 861 00:31:58,393 --> 00:32:02,695 So he's gotta give me my freedom but also he wants to be with me 862 00:32:02,697 --> 00:32:03,228 at the same time. 863 00:32:03,230 --> 00:32:05,730 And if he's letting me have my cake and eat it, 864 00:32:05,732 --> 00:32:07,198 why should I stop? 865 00:32:07,200 --> 00:32:08,699 You told him what? 866 00:32:08,701 --> 00:32:11,835 And she comes like, booling in the room in a big, 867 00:32:11,837 --> 00:32:15,305 she wants like, big Jeremy, Kyle, like moment. 868 00:32:15,307 --> 00:32:17,173 She wants, she wants the drama, she wants the hype of 869 00:32:17,175 --> 00:32:20,976 the situation, she wants all eyes on her straight off. 870 00:32:20,978 --> 00:32:22,210 She's had a phone call with her boyfriend. 871 00:32:22,212 --> 00:32:27,281 I just basically said, "I kissed someone on the first night." 872 00:32:27,283 --> 00:32:28,048 And he was like, "What?" 873 00:32:28,050 --> 00:32:30,350 And I was like, "I kissed someone on the first night." 874 00:32:30,352 --> 00:32:32,819 And he was like, I was just like "Babe, I was like lonely 875 00:32:32,821 --> 00:32:35,555 as fuck and I was like you know." 876 00:32:35,557 --> 00:32:39,325 [laughter] 877 00:32:39,327 --> 00:32:40,959 Lonely as hell on the first night. 878 00:32:40,961 --> 00:32:43,127 We all know for a fine fact that Holly did more than just 879 00:32:43,129 --> 00:32:44,528 attach on with Gary. 880 00:32:44,530 --> 00:32:45,795 Birds remember. 881 00:32:45,797 --> 00:32:46,896 She remembers what she did. 882 00:32:46,898 --> 00:32:47,997 She's just embarrassed. 883 00:32:47,999 --> 00:32:50,532 But you didn't just touch all of him did you? 884 00:32:50,534 --> 00:32:51,165 I don't know what I did. 885 00:32:51,167 --> 00:32:53,567 I think I felt his cock but like I don't remember. 886 00:32:53,569 --> 00:32:54,534 [laughter] 887 00:32:54,536 --> 00:32:56,702 I was just like, babe, I didn't wanna sit on the phone with him 888 00:32:56,704 --> 00:33:00,605 and be like oh yeah man I wanked someone else off. 889 00:33:00,607 --> 00:33:03,741 No, no, no, no! 890 00:33:03,743 --> 00:33:06,877 [screaming] 891 00:33:06,879 --> 00:33:08,311 Boom! 892 00:33:08,313 --> 00:33:10,046 She's admitting it. 893 00:33:10,048 --> 00:33:11,781 She's admitting it. 894 00:33:11,783 --> 00:33:12,915 Am I a liar still? 895 00:33:12,917 --> 00:33:13,315 No, no. 896 00:33:13,317 --> 00:33:16,284 Holly dropped herself in it like she says but nothing happened 897 00:33:16,286 --> 00:33:17,785 with her and Gaz. 898 00:33:17,787 --> 00:33:20,821 But it did and after like days of denying it, calling Gaz 899 00:33:20,823 --> 00:33:22,856 a liar and that, she just blew it loose. 900 00:33:22,858 --> 00:33:25,225 I'm just pleased everyone knows now that I wasn't lying. 901 00:33:25,227 --> 00:33:27,994 But one thing I would never lie about is girls. 902 00:33:27,996 --> 00:33:29,962 Why would I have to lie about pulling Holly? 903 00:33:29,964 --> 00:33:33,131 Holly's boyfriend, this just made him look like 904 00:33:33,133 --> 00:33:34,799 a moog to be honest. 905 00:33:34,801 --> 00:33:38,169 And she's making herself look stupid. 906 00:33:38,171 --> 00:33:40,704 All I know is that he's like always been there for me. 907 00:33:40,706 --> 00:33:42,772 Always like loves me at best. 908 00:33:42,774 --> 00:33:45,274 To ruin that it would be an absolute shame. 909 00:33:45,276 --> 00:33:49,645 You know, we'll have to see what happens. 910 00:33:53,149 --> 00:33:55,049 We're all sitting down having a lovely tea, 911 00:33:55,051 --> 00:33:56,083 like fajitas and everything. 912 00:33:56,085 --> 00:33:58,718 Sophie and the lads have made it. 913 00:33:58,720 --> 00:33:59,819 I'm really impressed. 914 00:33:59,821 --> 00:34:03,689 And we all sit down and Gaz drops a bombshell. 915 00:34:03,691 --> 00:34:05,390 Tonight we have a lot of after parties. 916 00:34:05,392 --> 00:34:07,592 A lot of randoms back, birds, lads. 917 00:34:07,594 --> 00:34:10,494 I think maybe just go get on that, like obviously some people 918 00:34:10,496 --> 00:34:11,328 are feeling whatever. 919 00:34:11,330 --> 00:34:12,262 Holly was upset yesterday. 920 00:34:12,264 --> 00:34:15,298 I think it might be nice to just go out tonight, one big family, 921 00:34:15,300 --> 00:34:16,065 come back, have a wicked paty. 922 00:34:16,067 --> 00:34:18,200 It's all right for Gary and Jay, good go into your bungsly. 923 00:34:18,202 --> 00:34:21,403 But see for me and James we were snooking outright. 924 00:34:21,405 --> 00:34:22,437 Bunk off, Gary. 925 00:34:22,439 --> 00:34:25,673 [laughter] 926 00:34:25,675 --> 00:34:28,108 The game plan that night, I was thinking everyone goes out, 927 00:34:28,110 --> 00:34:30,210 and no one comes back with anyone. 928 00:34:30,212 --> 00:34:32,545 Charlotte's there, the guest room's there. 929 00:34:32,547 --> 00:34:34,013 Obviously I was sucking up for sure. 930 00:34:34,015 --> 00:34:37,750 Gary's creeping on Charlotte and I'll be surprised if she 931 00:34:37,752 --> 00:34:41,820 doesn't succumb soon like. 932 00:34:45,257 --> 00:34:47,591 We're walking through, looking like proper royalties. 933 00:34:47,593 --> 00:34:48,692 Everyone's looking at us. 934 00:34:48,694 --> 00:34:50,860 We look absolutely amazing. 935 00:34:50,862 --> 00:34:52,261 The night's just begun. 936 00:34:52,263 --> 00:34:54,329 We're in a great area you know, so we're getting 937 00:34:54,331 --> 00:34:55,530 well looked after. 938 00:34:55,532 --> 00:34:56,364 The music was great. 939 00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:59,200 Drinks are flowing and we're having this great 940 00:34:59,202 --> 00:35:00,234 family night out. 941 00:35:00,236 --> 00:35:04,871 Me, James, Greg, dance floor, girls, rock necking on. 942 00:35:04,873 --> 00:35:08,307 Everything, the drinks, the champagne was flowing. 943 00:35:08,309 --> 00:35:09,641 Amazing night. 944 00:35:09,643 --> 00:35:11,643 And I look around and everybody's got like a 945 00:35:11,645 --> 00:35:13,444 person and I don't. 946 00:35:13,446 --> 00:35:17,648 Like every time I go out there I feel like I'm cock blocking. 947 00:35:17,650 --> 00:35:19,216 So I was like raged. 948 00:35:19,218 --> 00:35:19,683 Absolutely mals. 949 00:35:19,685 --> 00:35:23,019 I thought, I'm just gonna go out, hit the full club, and have 950 00:35:23,021 --> 00:35:25,287 a dance with someone tonight. 951 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:26,721 So I got out, have a dance. 952 00:35:26,723 --> 00:35:30,858 Find this like quite attractive lad, don't have a fucking clue 953 00:35:30,860 --> 00:35:31,825 what his name was. 954 00:35:31,827 --> 00:35:36,563 I started dancing with him and then he ends up kissing me. 955 00:35:36,565 --> 00:35:39,832 So I, is it retaliate? 956 00:35:39,834 --> 00:35:42,134 I didn't go out with the intention to do that but 957 00:35:42,136 --> 00:35:43,869 the opportunity arose and I just went for it. 958 00:35:43,871 --> 00:35:46,638 Like snugging up with some dude made me feel part of the group. 959 00:35:46,640 --> 00:35:49,540 I did feel more included and like I was doing everything 960 00:35:49,542 --> 00:35:50,807 that everybody else was doing. 961 00:35:50,809 --> 00:35:52,375 She's got an agreement with her boyfriend where 962 00:35:52,377 --> 00:35:53,209 they can kiss other people. 963 00:35:53,211 --> 00:35:56,745 If that was my girlfriend I wouldn't be very happy like. 964 00:35:56,747 --> 00:35:58,813 In a club grinding on someone, kissing them, 965 00:35:58,815 --> 00:36:01,816 that's one weird relationship, I'll put it that way. 966 00:36:01,818 --> 00:36:05,786 To be fair, it was fun, I enjoyed it, I don't regret it. 967 00:36:05,788 --> 00:36:09,055 In the club everyone's having a midnight, everyone's dancing, 968 00:36:09,057 --> 00:36:09,789 and I'm kicking back. 969 00:36:09,791 --> 00:36:11,257 It's only a matter of time before I make a 970 00:36:11,259 --> 00:36:12,524 move on Charlotte. 971 00:36:12,526 --> 00:36:15,693 I am so sick of Gary thinking he's got Charlotte just 972 00:36:15,695 --> 00:36:16,293 where he wants her. 973 00:36:16,295 --> 00:36:18,995 And I know I promised I wasn't going to interfere but I am sick 974 00:36:18,997 --> 00:36:20,363 of like biting my tongue. 975 00:36:20,365 --> 00:36:26,302 I introduced her to the fittest guy in that club. 976 00:36:26,304 --> 00:36:28,003 All it took for me was a couple of words, 977 00:36:28,005 --> 00:36:29,237 a bit of an introduction. 978 00:36:29,239 --> 00:36:30,671 Martin this is Charlotte, Charlotte this is Martin, 979 00:36:30,673 --> 00:36:33,306 and they got it on like a house on fire. 980 00:36:33,308 --> 00:36:35,308 There was no way I was gonna stand back and let some other 981 00:36:35,310 --> 00:36:36,375 lad get in there with Charlotte. 982 00:36:36,377 --> 00:36:38,410 So I just made sure that I was in there first. 983 00:36:38,412 --> 00:36:41,679 Do you actually know who I was standing with in that club? 984 00:36:41,681 --> 00:36:42,346 I remember that. 985 00:36:42,348 --> 00:36:45,148 That absolutely amazing stunning boy. 986 00:36:45,150 --> 00:36:46,916 I had him and then I wanted Gary. 987 00:36:46,918 --> 00:36:52,488 Why, why when we're out, we'll both be at separate ends of the 988 00:36:52,490 --> 00:36:56,458 club and it's like a magnet just pulls us together and smack. 989 00:36:56,460 --> 00:36:59,260 It's not even like, it's not even like we'll just like 990 00:36:59,262 --> 00:37:00,494 slightly come and kiss. 991 00:37:00,496 --> 00:37:00,994 It's like bam! 992 00:37:00,996 --> 00:37:03,029 I'm ripping his clothes off and he's ripping mine off. 993 00:37:03,031 --> 00:37:04,263 Why does that happen? 994 00:37:04,265 --> 00:37:05,430 That's it, Char's in the bag. 995 00:37:05,432 --> 00:37:08,332 I'm gonna give her a night she'll never forget. 996 00:37:08,334 --> 00:37:10,801 He's like a venus fly trap. 997 00:37:10,803 --> 00:37:11,535 [makes trapping noises] 998 00:37:11,537 --> 00:37:14,504 Like you get in and you're not getting out. 999 00:37:14,506 --> 00:37:15,571 Do you know what I mean? 1000 00:37:15,573 --> 00:37:17,439 You're fucking stuck. 1001 00:37:17,441 --> 00:37:21,176 She's like hovering on the border of his jaws. 1002 00:37:21,178 --> 00:37:25,013 And if I could pull her back right now, I'd feel like I was 1003 00:37:25,015 --> 00:37:28,016 doing the girl a serious favor. 1004 00:37:33,322 --> 00:37:35,022 It's obvious nothings gonna happen between me and Vicky 1005 00:37:35,024 --> 00:37:37,924 tonight, so I found me self a stunning brunette and 1006 00:37:37,926 --> 00:37:38,624 I'm necking home with her. 1007 00:37:38,626 --> 00:37:40,359 I'm still raging about bringing back them lassies the other 1008 00:37:40,361 --> 00:37:43,595 night, now he feels the need to mugger off again. 1009 00:37:48,534 --> 00:37:51,769 Jay can do one like, he's not the only decent looking lad 1010 00:37:51,771 --> 00:37:52,369 in the club tonight. 1011 00:37:52,371 --> 00:37:53,803 If he wants to play it like that, I'll play him 1012 00:37:53,805 --> 00:37:55,471 at his own game. 1013 00:37:55,473 --> 00:37:58,273 A little bit of jealousy kicks in, I'm watching her drink, 1014 00:37:58,275 --> 00:37:59,974 and that's when it starts to kick off. 1015 00:37:59,976 --> 00:38:01,609 You've just been necking out with a lad. 1016 00:38:01,611 --> 00:38:03,210 You did it first. 1017 00:38:03,212 --> 00:38:05,612 You did it first, you're not answering me question. 1018 00:38:05,614 --> 00:38:06,746 You did it first. 1019 00:38:06,748 --> 00:38:07,713 You did it first. 1020 00:38:07,715 --> 00:38:08,947 How am I gonna do it first? 1021 00:38:08,949 --> 00:38:10,114 You did it first. 1022 00:38:10,116 --> 00:38:12,216 I watched you do it first. 1023 00:38:12,218 --> 00:38:14,251 I'm not fucking having it anymore, Jay. 1024 00:38:14,253 --> 00:38:16,820 If it's like I'm in a relationship and I'm getting 1025 00:38:16,822 --> 00:38:18,621 all the shit from the relationship without the 1026 00:38:18,623 --> 00:38:22,791 perks of a relationship and do you know what, 1027 00:38:22,793 --> 00:38:25,326 it's just kind of like starting to push me down. 1028 00:38:25,328 --> 00:38:28,462 It's probably starting to push Vicky down as well. 1029 00:38:28,464 --> 00:38:36,336 [music] 1030 00:38:36,338 --> 00:38:38,538 We're all back at the house, everyone's having fun. 1031 00:38:38,540 --> 00:38:39,639 A bit of crack on. 1032 00:38:39,641 --> 00:38:41,941 But Jay is still doing me head in. 1033 00:38:41,943 --> 00:38:44,910 We all agreed we're just gonna stay at the house tonight. 1034 00:38:44,912 --> 00:38:46,544 That's what we'd agreed. 1035 00:38:46,546 --> 00:38:47,978 The minute you got in that club, you tried to get 1036 00:38:47,980 --> 00:38:49,212 with someone else. 1037 00:38:49,214 --> 00:38:52,348 You wanna be the fucking same VIP as me, fucking kiss 1038 00:38:52,350 --> 00:38:54,983 another bird, fucking get with another bird right? 1039 00:38:54,985 --> 00:38:57,185 But when I do it it's wrong, and when you do it it's all right. 1040 00:38:57,187 --> 00:38:59,086 You have fucking lost your mind, Jay. 1041 00:38:59,088 --> 00:39:02,255 It's like there's so much sexual tension with Vicky and Jay. 1042 00:39:02,257 --> 00:39:04,457 It's like a light bulb, I don't know if they're off or on. 1043 00:39:04,459 --> 00:39:08,427 You've still not yet admitted that you kissed her first and 1044 00:39:08,429 --> 00:39:09,728 you've kissed other birds. 1045 00:39:09,730 --> 00:39:10,628 I bet you've kissed others. 1046 00:39:10,630 --> 00:39:11,295 I kissed her first. 1047 00:39:11,297 --> 00:39:12,996 All right then you're a dickhead and you've gotta get the 1048 00:39:12,998 --> 00:39:17,934 fuck out of my room. 1049 00:39:17,936 --> 00:39:19,769 Like just 'cause he's attached on with a couple of other birds 1050 00:39:19,771 --> 00:39:21,837 and that, and 'cause I'm not his world, doesn't mean I'm 1051 00:39:21,839 --> 00:39:24,539 gonna dig my heals in and be a stubborn mule 1052 00:39:24,541 --> 00:39:25,439 about the situation. 1053 00:39:25,441 --> 00:39:29,709 He's handsome and I'm still gonna like him. 1054 00:39:29,711 --> 00:39:31,644 We all know what Gary's like don't we? 1055 00:39:31,646 --> 00:39:34,947 He's a little sly job, trying to slide me in that trap 1056 00:39:34,949 --> 00:39:35,981 and all of that. 1057 00:39:35,983 --> 00:39:37,115 I'm having none of that. 1058 00:39:37,117 --> 00:39:38,382 No more, I swear. 1059 00:39:38,384 --> 00:39:42,319 Gaz is desperate for a little bit of action from Charlotte. 1060 00:39:42,321 --> 00:39:46,256 Gary doesn't feel very often like you can tell him I love. 1061 00:39:46,258 --> 00:39:48,758 So it is a bit pissing him off a little bit how like you can't 1062 00:39:48,760 --> 00:39:52,161 get yourself in there at all, so she's playing a little bit hard 1063 00:39:52,163 --> 00:39:55,697 to get, which is probably making him like her a little bit more. 1064 00:39:55,699 --> 00:39:58,499 Went into the kitchen, got a few drinks, went back in there, 1065 00:39:58,501 --> 00:39:59,433 Charlotte... 1066 00:39:59,435 --> 00:40:00,667 [snoring sound] 1067 00:40:00,669 --> 00:40:01,701 Passed out. 1068 00:40:01,703 --> 00:40:02,568 And I was like ugh. 1069 00:40:02,570 --> 00:40:03,402 Quickly try to wake her up. 1070 00:40:03,404 --> 00:40:05,570 Please Charlotte, please wake up. 1071 00:40:05,572 --> 00:40:07,071 She was having none of it. 1072 00:40:07,073 --> 00:40:07,438 Lifeless. 1073 00:40:07,440 --> 00:40:11,508 So for me, my whole game plan just went down the drain. 1074 00:40:11,510 --> 00:40:13,743 I was literally absolutely devastated. 1075 00:40:13,745 --> 00:40:15,678 Charlotte's playing the player and she looks like 1076 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:17,680 she could be winning. 1077 00:40:17,682 --> 00:40:21,784 One-nill, Charlotte. 1078 00:40:21,786 --> 00:40:24,219 But you, you come here man, we're obviously attracted to 1079 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:26,654 each other at full stop. 1080 00:40:26,656 --> 00:40:31,859 Are we or are we not? 1081 00:40:32,193 --> 00:40:34,060 So disappointed in me self. 1082 00:40:34,062 --> 00:40:35,061 Always said it would be a matter of time. 1083 00:40:35,063 --> 00:40:36,695 So Holly's boyfriend and her best friend come walking through 1084 00:40:36,697 --> 00:40:40,799 the door, my jaw practically hits the floor. 1085 00:40:40,801 --> 00:40:43,101 [Holly screams] 1086 00:40:43,103 --> 00:40:43,501 Baby! 1087 00:40:43,503 --> 00:40:47,071 I think the mission in me house is pretty much to bang Vicky. 1088 00:40:47,073 --> 00:40:48,472 I think we're making a massive mistake staying 1089 00:40:48,474 --> 00:40:49,005 in the same room. 1090 00:40:49,007 --> 00:40:51,807 I don't know if he's got it in him. 1091 00:40:51,809 --> 00:40:52,574 Really? 1092 00:40:52,576 --> 00:40:53,474 A massive mistake. 1093 00:40:53,476 --> 00:40:54,241 [Screaming] 1094 00:40:54,243 --> 00:40:55,375 Just let me go, let me go. 1095 00:40:55,377 --> 00:40:59,746 I've tried to be strong and I can't do it anymore. 1096 00:40:59,748 --> 00:41:06,085 [music] 1097 00:41:06,653 --> 00:41:08,654 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