1 00:00:04,536 --> 00:00:06,003 [music] 2 00:00:06,005 --> 00:00:07,938 For the first time in our lives, there's nothing to worry about. 3 00:00:07,940 --> 00:00:10,240 We're gonna live it up true Geordie style. 4 00:00:10,242 --> 00:00:12,575 Spring in New Castle means one thing. 5 00:00:12,577 --> 00:00:14,043 Guys are ripped. 6 00:00:14,045 --> 00:00:15,744 Girls are game as a badger. 7 00:00:15,746 --> 00:00:16,211 This is it. 8 00:00:16,213 --> 00:00:18,880 We're living the Geordie Shore dream. 9 00:00:18,882 --> 00:00:19,747 Bring it on. 10 00:00:19,749 --> 00:00:20,347 Party. 11 00:00:20,349 --> 00:00:21,348 Party. 12 00:00:21,350 --> 00:00:22,248 Party. 13 00:00:22,250 --> 00:00:22,581 Boom. 14 00:00:22,583 --> 00:00:24,482 Geordie Shore is just going to be one massive party. 15 00:00:24,484 --> 00:00:28,786 We get to be weekend billionaires all week long. 16 00:00:28,788 --> 00:00:29,553 Bong. Bong. Bong. 17 00:00:29,555 --> 00:00:31,388 I'm going to be in there like swimwear. 18 00:00:31,390 --> 00:00:33,957 Geordie will always be partying. 19 00:00:33,959 --> 00:00:37,527 If some ones trying to court you, I'd absolutely freak. 20 00:00:37,529 --> 00:00:41,931 Everybody loves a Geordie way ay. 21 00:00:41,933 --> 00:00:44,600 Bring it on. 22 00:00:44,602 --> 00:00:46,802 My biggest fear is getting wrinkles. 23 00:00:46,804 --> 00:00:49,070 I am a Geordie girl with a VIP itch. 24 00:00:49,072 --> 00:00:51,038 I should have a degree in pulling woman. 25 00:00:51,040 --> 00:00:53,040 I would never kiss anyone without a six pack. 26 00:00:53,042 --> 00:00:55,409 The hardest part I've ever done is doing hair. 27 00:00:55,411 --> 00:00:58,211 I could talk the back legs off a donkey. 28 00:00:58,213 --> 00:00:59,445 Dressed to impress, that's me. 29 00:00:59,447 --> 00:01:02,681 I'm fair, I'm flirty and I've got double Fs. 30 00:01:02,683 --> 00:01:08,086 ¶ 31 00:01:08,088 --> 00:01:08,686 This year is my year. 32 00:01:08,688 --> 00:01:12,022 I'm 21, Geordie Shore, I'm going to be a complete slut 33 00:01:12,024 --> 00:01:13,189 and I'm going to put out. 34 00:01:13,191 --> 00:01:16,959 This is going to be a complete cock magnet. 35 00:01:16,961 --> 00:01:22,331 I like a proper butch man, like big muscles, nice golden tan but 36 00:01:22,333 --> 00:01:25,734 can't be as dark as me because that would be competition. 37 00:01:25,736 --> 00:01:28,403 A bit leg, a bit cleavage but cover that. 38 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:29,137 Yeah. 39 00:01:29,139 --> 00:01:29,704 Yeah? 40 00:01:29,706 --> 00:01:30,237 Yeah. 41 00:01:30,239 --> 00:01:31,438 You got fantastic figure. 42 00:01:31,440 --> 00:01:32,038 You got massive chest. 43 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:35,174 You got lovely legs so show them off. 44 00:01:35,176 --> 00:01:38,210 Boys love skinny girls but they also love the girls 45 00:01:38,212 --> 00:01:39,244 with a bit of tare. 46 00:01:39,246 --> 00:01:41,846 And what I saw when I sleep with them it's called a big cushion 47 00:01:41,848 --> 00:01:42,813 for the pushin'. 48 00:01:42,815 --> 00:01:44,648 I'm very much a daddy's princess. 49 00:01:44,650 --> 00:01:46,850 I still get treated like I'm four-years-old. 50 00:01:46,852 --> 00:01:49,085 You've got to be half-naked to pull a man? 51 00:01:49,087 --> 00:01:50,786 In New Castle, yeah. 52 00:01:50,788 --> 00:01:59,628 [music] 53 00:01:59,630 --> 00:02:03,098 The hardest graft I ever done is do me hair. 54 00:02:03,100 --> 00:02:04,666 I've never fell in love. 55 00:02:04,668 --> 00:02:07,468 It's a full-time occupation smashing birds. 56 00:02:07,470 --> 00:02:11,905 I'd say I'm probably, definitely one of the best looking lads in 57 00:02:11,907 --> 00:02:14,274 New Castle, if not England. 58 00:02:14,276 --> 00:02:17,277 Geordie loves getting the bodies out. 59 00:02:17,279 --> 00:02:22,148 To be honest what's not to like, full package. 60 00:02:22,150 --> 00:02:23,582 This is me dad. 61 00:02:23,584 --> 00:02:25,050 I live with him. 62 00:02:25,052 --> 00:02:26,384 Looks after us. 63 00:02:26,386 --> 00:02:30,020 When he's here, three hours a day or so. 64 00:02:30,022 --> 00:02:34,958 I think his main job is the gym. 65 00:02:34,960 --> 00:02:39,162 I want to make a guy really want me, really need me. 66 00:02:39,164 --> 00:02:40,730 Probably just fuck him off anyway. 67 00:02:40,732 --> 00:02:45,000 I can flirt with guys or girls, it's predominantly girls. 68 00:02:45,002 --> 00:02:45,500 She's so lazy. 69 00:02:45,502 --> 00:02:47,635 She'll just try to wrap them round her little finger. 70 00:02:47,637 --> 00:02:50,804 It's much easier if she gets her own way. 71 00:02:50,806 --> 00:02:51,304 Yeah. 72 00:02:51,306 --> 00:02:52,738 Much easier for everyone. 73 00:02:52,740 --> 00:02:55,307 To me, me family is everything. 74 00:02:55,309 --> 00:02:59,244 All the lads are gonna love us, all the girls are gonna hate us, 75 00:02:59,246 --> 00:03:01,145 and I'm just ready for it now. 76 00:03:01,147 --> 00:03:03,347 Get rigged. 77 00:03:03,349 --> 00:03:09,486 I can not wait, I'm going to go wild. 78 00:03:09,488 --> 00:03:11,120 I literally know pulling birds inside out. 79 00:03:11,122 --> 00:03:13,322 And the minute I get their number to the minute I shag 80 00:03:13,324 --> 00:03:16,091 them, I know that situation inside out. 81 00:03:16,093 --> 00:03:19,527 I've got a pretty good umm secret weapon. 82 00:03:19,529 --> 00:03:20,027 Put it this way. 83 00:03:20,029 --> 00:03:23,063 It's literally the same size as that. 84 00:03:23,065 --> 00:03:23,930 Ready to rock. 85 00:03:23,932 --> 00:03:24,830 Ready to pull. 86 00:03:24,832 --> 00:03:26,097 Ready to ruin someone. 87 00:03:26,099 --> 00:03:28,532 I'm probably the first person you'd warn away 88 00:03:28,534 --> 00:03:29,232 from your girlfriend. 89 00:03:29,234 --> 00:03:32,034 I've definitely the reputation as a player, definitely. 90 00:03:32,036 --> 00:03:34,603 There's no shadow of a doubt about that. 91 00:03:34,605 --> 00:03:38,106 Ready for Geordie Shore, boys. 92 00:03:38,108 --> 00:03:41,776 I personally, like, can't wait to get in; see what's happening, 93 00:03:41,778 --> 00:03:42,543 see who's there. 94 00:03:42,545 --> 00:03:43,277 Just get the party started. 95 00:03:43,279 --> 00:03:50,317 I just want to get in there, meet everyone, and just party. 96 00:03:50,319 --> 00:03:56,256 The fanny wax basically is allowed to...is after all the 97 00:03:56,258 --> 00:03:57,390 fannies, do you know what I mean? 98 00:03:57,392 --> 00:03:59,592 And is getting in to all the fanny. 99 00:03:59,594 --> 00:04:00,459 And, like, taking care of himself. 100 00:04:00,461 --> 00:04:04,663 I like to do the..uhh...feminine side of things in life. 101 00:04:04,665 --> 00:04:06,831 Only a true Geordie could take a pain like this. 102 00:04:06,833 --> 00:04:09,066 Definitely not feeling a relationship in the air in the 103 00:04:09,068 --> 00:04:11,902 Geordie Shore house, like, definitely not. 104 00:04:11,904 --> 00:04:13,837 Okay, so this is...uhh...me mum. 105 00:04:13,839 --> 00:04:16,773 She pretty much looks after me clothes while 106 00:04:16,775 --> 00:04:18,274 I start look after meself. 107 00:04:18,276 --> 00:04:21,277 If there's a bird in there that will do me wash, I'll...uh...let 108 00:04:21,279 --> 00:04:27,383 her do it, and...umm...pay her back in other ways. 109 00:04:28,551 --> 00:04:32,487 I just want get in straight and see who's in there. 110 00:04:56,512 --> 00:05:01,949 I could not believe it. 111 00:05:01,951 --> 00:05:06,219 Oh my... 112 00:05:06,221 --> 00:05:11,257 Geordie Shore is beyond anything I could have possibly imagined. 113 00:05:11,259 --> 00:05:14,026 Fuck off. 114 00:05:14,028 --> 00:05:17,529 I feel like Goldilocks. 115 00:05:18,998 --> 00:05:20,965 I slept with quite a lot of people. 116 00:05:20,967 --> 00:05:23,067 Not loads, not like thousands. 117 00:05:23,069 --> 00:05:24,034 I do think boys like me body. 118 00:05:24,036 --> 00:05:27,137 I'm definitely shallow when it comes to boys. 119 00:05:27,139 --> 00:05:30,406 If I had nicknames, me friends would probably call us an idiot, 120 00:05:30,408 --> 00:05:32,908 me ex-boyfriends would call us a psycho, and me family would 121 00:05:32,910 --> 00:05:36,144 probably say they just hate us cause I'm doing the hating. 122 00:05:36,146 --> 00:05:37,845 21st century girl. 123 00:05:37,847 --> 00:05:41,348 I'm on my way to Geordie shore! 124 00:05:42,116 --> 00:05:44,617 If I see a nice girl I like, I get my wing man to pull a 125 00:05:44,619 --> 00:05:45,317 fuck me and I'll go for her. 126 00:05:45,319 --> 00:05:47,619 If the boys in Geordie Shore got a little cut vest on down to 127 00:05:47,621 --> 00:05:49,520 here I'll be ripping the piss out of them. 128 00:05:49,522 --> 00:05:52,189 Everyone knows me as being really picky, but when I'm 129 00:05:52,191 --> 00:05:53,590 pissed it's a different story. 130 00:05:53,592 --> 00:05:55,058 Like, the people in Geordie Shore particularly 131 00:05:55,060 --> 00:05:55,558 know who I am. 132 00:05:55,560 --> 00:05:56,859 Everyone knows...everyone in New Castle...if you go out a lot 133 00:05:56,861 --> 00:05:58,861 you're gonna be well-known, and I'm a well-known person so 134 00:05:58,863 --> 00:06:01,630 I wouldn't be surprised if I knew a few people in this house. 135 00:06:01,632 --> 00:06:02,697 I'm going to Geordie Shore. 136 00:06:02,699 --> 00:06:05,599 The world better watch out. 137 00:06:09,403 --> 00:06:12,538 This one is called Heidi, and this one is Audrina. 138 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,741 And whenever that song comes on and it goes, "Heidi, hello 139 00:06:15,743 --> 00:06:17,175 Audrina eat your heart out." 140 00:06:17,177 --> 00:06:18,276 These are the babies. 141 00:06:18,278 --> 00:06:21,812 My party trick is being able to put a glass between my boobs 142 00:06:21,814 --> 00:06:27,217 and then drink from it, so I'll show it. 143 00:06:28,919 --> 00:06:31,220 I mean, if a boy asks me if I got a boyfriend I'm gonna, 144 00:06:31,222 --> 00:06:34,356 obviously, straight up say I have a boyfriend but I'll 145 00:06:34,358 --> 00:06:36,358 probably just leave it until they ask me. 146 00:06:36,360 --> 00:06:38,326 Everyone in Geordie Shore will be single to be 147 00:06:38,328 --> 00:06:42,830 honest and do what I want to. 148 00:06:48,169 --> 00:06:50,103 Hello Hello, babe. 149 00:06:50,105 --> 00:06:51,704 I'm Vicky. 150 00:06:51,706 --> 00:06:52,137 I'm Jay. 151 00:06:52,139 --> 00:06:52,770 Nice to meet you. 152 00:06:52,772 --> 00:06:53,570 Nice to meet you. 153 00:06:53,572 --> 00:06:54,237 Looking gorgeous. 154 00:06:54,239 --> 00:06:55,371 Looking handsome yourself. 155 00:06:55,373 --> 00:06:57,806 Do you want a hand with your stuff? 156 00:06:57,808 --> 00:07:02,777 The minute I saw Jay, I thought "wow". 157 00:07:02,779 --> 00:07:04,278 That's what I'm talking about. 158 00:07:04,280 --> 00:07:07,748 I've only been in the house five seconds and Vicky's 159 00:07:07,750 --> 00:07:09,282 offering a drink already. 160 00:07:09,284 --> 00:07:10,716 Proper Geordie bird. 161 00:07:10,718 --> 00:07:12,117 King and Queen of Geordie Shore. 162 00:07:12,119 --> 00:07:12,917 Here it comes. 163 00:07:12,919 --> 00:07:13,851 Yes, babe. 164 00:07:13,853 --> 00:07:15,219 I'm sweating so much. 165 00:07:15,221 --> 00:07:16,687 I'm getting sweat lines. 166 00:07:16,689 --> 00:07:20,524 I've got false tan on so that it will make a mark on me dress. 167 00:07:20,526 --> 00:07:25,996 Then I will walk in and people will think I am a sweaty minger. 168 00:07:26,063 --> 00:07:27,930 Oh, this looks cozy. 169 00:07:27,932 --> 00:07:29,731 Maybe you should jump in here, Vicky? 170 00:07:29,733 --> 00:07:33,301 This is a million and ten percent the banging room. 171 00:07:33,303 --> 00:07:33,734 Isn't it? 172 00:07:33,736 --> 00:07:36,369 Vicky looks absolutely stunnin', do you know 173 00:07:36,371 --> 00:07:37,069 what I mean? 174 00:07:37,071 --> 00:07:39,004 My type of bird. 175 00:07:39,006 --> 00:07:40,472 I'll share with you. 176 00:07:40,474 --> 00:07:40,905 [Laughter] 177 00:07:40,907 --> 00:07:43,274 I'll share with you if no one else. 178 00:07:43,276 --> 00:07:43,674 Sorted. 179 00:07:43,676 --> 00:07:46,043 I've got to get him a drink straight away. 180 00:07:46,045 --> 00:07:49,379 Get him to get a good look at me secondly and thirdly, 181 00:07:49,381 --> 00:07:51,514 get him into my bedroom. 182 00:07:51,516 --> 00:07:52,014 This is my room. 183 00:07:52,016 --> 00:07:56,051 Think I'm going to have a might as well declare this bed 184 00:07:56,053 --> 00:07:56,818 next to the wardrobe. 185 00:07:56,820 --> 00:07:58,753 Keep me options open for a stunner to walk 186 00:07:58,755 --> 00:07:59,253 through the door. 187 00:07:59,255 --> 00:08:03,023 If it turns out she's a minger, I'm going to grab Vicky and 188 00:08:03,025 --> 00:08:05,492 she can jump in my room. 189 00:08:05,494 --> 00:08:05,925 [Laughter] 190 00:08:05,927 --> 00:08:09,662 Like their style, like their style of needing them boys. 191 00:08:09,664 --> 00:08:13,565 I'm buzzin', first lad in the house, bring it on. 192 00:08:13,567 --> 00:08:21,839 [Inaudible] 193 00:08:21,841 --> 00:08:22,406 Vicky. 194 00:08:22,408 --> 00:08:22,939 Hi handsome. 195 00:08:22,941 --> 00:08:24,907 You look nice. 196 00:08:24,909 --> 00:08:25,841 So do you. 197 00:08:25,843 --> 00:08:26,274 Thank you. 198 00:08:26,276 --> 00:08:29,143 Then I opened the door and seen Jay and Vicky. 199 00:08:29,145 --> 00:08:31,712 Vicky I met her at a house partying cuz I banged 200 00:08:31,714 --> 00:08:32,345 one of her mates. 201 00:08:32,347 --> 00:08:35,114 So we decided to be king and queen of the house. 202 00:08:35,116 --> 00:08:36,415 So what can he be? 203 00:08:36,417 --> 00:08:37,182 Like prince? 204 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:38,616 Prince is good like. 205 00:08:38,618 --> 00:08:40,584 I'm telling ya, prince is good. 206 00:08:40,586 --> 00:08:45,221 Prince, how he gets all the funny. 207 00:08:45,623 --> 00:08:47,457 First bedroom. 208 00:08:47,459 --> 00:08:48,991 Whatcha think? 209 00:08:48,993 --> 00:08:49,424 Decent .... 210 00:08:49,426 --> 00:08:51,759 I seen bedroom number one and straight away I thought 211 00:08:51,761 --> 00:08:52,793 this one's for me. 212 00:08:52,795 --> 00:08:54,427 Like dumbbells in the corner. 213 00:08:54,429 --> 00:08:56,962 Can get a quick pump on every morning. 214 00:08:56,964 --> 00:08:59,197 Mirrors to do me hair and stuff. 215 00:08:59,199 --> 00:09:01,566 It's a Geordie lad's dream room. 216 00:09:01,568 --> 00:09:06,604 I hope the girls are good looking, we'll be pulling --. 217 00:09:11,309 --> 00:09:11,908 Was shitting me self. 218 00:09:11,910 --> 00:09:15,144 Absolutely shitting me self, when I came in thinking 219 00:09:15,146 --> 00:09:16,712 what with the nasty ears. 220 00:09:16,714 --> 00:09:17,446 Hi. 221 00:09:17,448 --> 00:09:18,246 I'm Jay Don. 222 00:09:18,248 --> 00:09:18,879 James. 223 00:09:18,881 --> 00:09:19,946 And you're James. 224 00:09:19,948 --> 00:09:20,513 James. 225 00:09:20,515 --> 00:09:21,580 Nice to meet you. 226 00:09:21,582 --> 00:09:22,747 Hey I'm Vicky. 227 00:09:22,749 --> 00:09:27,952 He has the muscles and the tight top and I was like wow. 228 00:09:27,954 --> 00:09:28,919 Is that your stuff? 229 00:09:28,921 --> 00:09:29,986 That's some of my stuff. 230 00:09:29,988 --> 00:09:31,487 So you've already unpacked? 231 00:09:31,489 --> 00:09:32,421 I unpacked half of it. 232 00:09:32,423 --> 00:09:35,457 So I have all me gym stuff and me hair stuff in there. 233 00:09:35,459 --> 00:09:37,425 You never know though he might be nubbet. 234 00:09:37,427 --> 00:09:39,627 Probably tired as I am. 235 00:09:39,629 --> 00:09:41,695 Geordie Shore, key man. 236 00:09:41,697 --> 00:09:44,264 Key man. 237 00:09:48,369 --> 00:09:51,671 Fancy meeting you here. 238 00:09:51,673 --> 00:09:52,672 Three men in the house. 239 00:09:52,674 --> 00:09:54,006 Nice to meet you, I'm Charlotte. 240 00:09:54,008 --> 00:09:54,840 Nice to meet you too. 241 00:09:54,842 --> 00:09:55,707 Nice to me you. 242 00:09:55,709 --> 00:09:56,741 All of the sudden I've seen Vicky. 243 00:09:56,743 --> 00:09:59,143 I know Vicky from around town kind of thing but that 244 00:09:59,145 --> 00:10:03,981 Charlotte, first impression, good start. 245 00:10:03,983 --> 00:10:05,816 Five of us all together now. 246 00:10:05,818 --> 00:10:06,783 Already arrived. 247 00:10:06,785 --> 00:10:08,851 Hi. 248 00:10:08,853 --> 00:10:10,352 This suitcase is so heavy. 249 00:10:10,354 --> 00:10:14,055 In walks Sophie. 250 00:10:14,057 --> 00:10:15,489 You all right? 251 00:10:15,491 --> 00:10:19,159 First impressions, don't really fanc her. 252 00:10:19,161 --> 00:10:21,427 All these stairs are going to get bloody mangy. 253 00:10:21,429 --> 00:10:25,230 Lovely girl but I don't want her in my room. 254 00:10:25,232 --> 00:10:28,132 And this is your room. 255 00:10:28,134 --> 00:10:32,669 Geordie Shore House, my type of people, my type of house, 256 00:10:32,671 --> 00:10:36,105 let's fuckin' roll. 257 00:10:36,107 --> 00:10:40,375 ¶ 258 00:10:40,377 --> 00:10:43,478 If the next person that comes in a lad, we're going to gang up 259 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:47,748 and send him to your room so we've got the bed in ours. 260 00:10:47,750 --> 00:10:49,249 You can fuck right up. 261 00:10:49,251 --> 00:10:53,152 Jay's got to be bed hopping, a girl will go in there. 262 00:10:53,154 --> 00:10:54,253 But it could backfire. 263 00:10:54,255 --> 00:10:56,288 A lad goes in there, he's fucked. 264 00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:59,090 Oh, definitely going to be a bird in my room, mate. 265 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:00,724 Didn't like her, like, she's fucking swamped 266 00:11:00,726 --> 00:11:02,425 with Vicky, mate. 267 00:11:02,427 --> 00:11:04,226 [laughter] 268 00:11:04,228 --> 00:11:07,762 [cheering] 269 00:11:07,764 --> 00:11:13,200 Here we are, here we are. 270 00:11:13,202 --> 00:11:14,501 People in here are fucking mad. 271 00:11:14,503 --> 00:11:17,103 Seems like they're in my face, bang, bang, shots, shots, 272 00:11:17,105 --> 00:11:20,906 it's hit me hard because I'm shell shocked. 273 00:11:20,908 --> 00:11:22,574 Greg's used the sorbet. 274 00:11:22,576 --> 00:11:23,007 What? 275 00:11:23,009 --> 00:11:24,375 Used the sorbet. 276 00:11:24,377 --> 00:11:26,810 It's the Geordie law, you've got to have a tan. 277 00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,646 No true Geordie walks around looking like a ghost. 278 00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:34,684 [cheering] 279 00:11:34,686 --> 00:11:36,152 High five. 280 00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:41,090 [music] 281 00:11:41,092 --> 00:11:42,391 You're going to get with Vicky. 282 00:11:42,393 --> 00:11:43,625 She's yours. 283 00:11:43,627 --> 00:11:44,258 You're in there. 284 00:11:44,260 --> 00:11:45,926 I think Vicky's nice. 285 00:11:45,928 --> 00:11:48,628 You love Vicky. 286 00:11:48,630 --> 00:11:51,263 Charlotte, whoever fucking bangs her, bangs her, 287 00:11:51,265 --> 00:11:52,864 I couldn't give a fuck. 288 00:11:52,866 --> 00:11:55,733 Every Geordie lad has to have a game plan. 289 00:11:55,735 --> 00:11:59,503 I definitely like brought my a-game to flirt with 290 00:11:59,505 --> 00:12:01,972 Greg, a challenge. 291 00:12:01,974 --> 00:12:03,940 He's absolutely adorable, like I might be head over heels 292 00:12:03,942 --> 00:12:05,074 for him already. 293 00:12:05,076 --> 00:12:07,643 What things you like, what's your guess? 294 00:12:07,645 --> 00:12:08,610 Blonde! 295 00:12:08,612 --> 00:12:11,312 I think she's got to have massive tits, massive tits. 296 00:12:11,314 --> 00:12:12,780 Yeah, massive tits. 297 00:12:12,782 --> 00:12:13,881 Massive tits. 298 00:12:13,883 --> 00:12:16,783 Not everybody's arrived and I'm absolutely wasted 299 00:12:16,785 --> 00:12:17,984 on yager bombs. 300 00:12:17,986 --> 00:12:20,486 Oh my god, cringe. 301 00:12:20,488 --> 00:12:28,527 [music] 302 00:12:28,529 --> 00:12:31,596 The proper mortal and I've got to live with them. 303 00:12:31,598 --> 00:12:32,396 Are you kidding? 304 00:12:32,398 --> 00:12:35,766 They're sitting there like drums. 305 00:12:35,768 --> 00:12:37,334 A drum? 306 00:12:37,336 --> 00:12:40,437 You're all sitting on the side like bores when you 307 00:12:40,439 --> 00:12:42,605 could come in. 308 00:12:42,607 --> 00:12:46,742 That girl upstairs is the most annoying fucking person 309 00:12:46,744 --> 00:12:48,677 I've ever met in my entire life. 310 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:52,247 [laughter] 311 00:12:52,249 --> 00:12:54,849 Right now Vicky's looking a good bet, but there's 312 00:12:54,851 --> 00:12:58,619 still one last left. 313 00:13:00,088 --> 00:13:02,856 I can already hear people screaming in the garden. 314 00:13:02,858 --> 00:13:08,294 The sound absolutely mortal and I haven't even arrived yet. 315 00:13:08,296 --> 00:13:11,830 [music] 316 00:13:11,832 --> 00:13:15,166 [cheering] 317 00:13:15,168 --> 00:13:18,035 I saw this bird, tits walked in. 318 00:13:18,037 --> 00:13:20,604 Five minutes later face walked in. 319 00:13:20,606 --> 00:13:24,741 Vicky, get your stuff, you're in with fucking me. 320 00:13:24,743 --> 00:13:29,212 [music] 321 00:13:29,214 --> 00:13:31,747 We're wild. 322 00:13:31,749 --> 00:13:33,849 She's got the Geordie tan and the lashes. 323 00:13:33,851 --> 00:13:36,751 You'd have to be mad to go with her. 324 00:13:36,753 --> 00:13:37,818 I'm so out. 325 00:13:37,820 --> 00:13:40,754 Deal, deal. 326 00:13:40,756 --> 00:13:43,690 Know what, mission accomplished, dodged the minger, 327 00:13:43,692 --> 00:13:45,692 got a little stunner in my room. 328 00:13:45,694 --> 00:13:47,427 Bring on Geordie Shore. 329 00:13:47,429 --> 00:13:55,635 [music] 330 00:13:55,637 --> 00:13:58,437 Them birds have only been in the house about an hour. 331 00:13:58,439 --> 00:13:59,971 They're a mess. 332 00:13:59,973 --> 00:14:01,272 Must be late. 333 00:14:01,274 --> 00:14:05,276 [laughter] 334 00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,443 No. 335 00:14:06,445 --> 00:14:07,076 James, I love you. 336 00:14:07,078 --> 00:14:10,646 The one I really think that's got a problem is Sophie. 337 00:14:10,648 --> 00:14:12,114 Get upstairs, get dry. 338 00:14:12,116 --> 00:14:14,149 Away! 339 00:14:14,151 --> 00:14:19,921 All right. 340 00:14:24,326 --> 00:14:28,195 I think she's a gob shade and she's dunny headed already. 341 00:14:28,197 --> 00:14:30,564 [music] 342 00:14:30,566 --> 00:14:32,198 She's not even a Geordie. 343 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,199 She's a a smuggy. 344 00:14:33,201 --> 00:14:34,033 Where are you from? 345 00:14:34,035 --> 00:14:38,570 Middlesburg. 346 00:14:38,572 --> 00:14:39,904 This is not happening. 347 00:14:39,906 --> 00:14:41,572 If you're from Middlesburg you might as well 348 00:14:41,574 --> 00:14:43,206 be from fucking Mars. 349 00:14:43,208 --> 00:14:47,643 To be a true Geordie you've got to be born in Newcastle. 350 00:14:47,645 --> 00:14:51,079 Sorry, I'll prove to you I can be a Geordie. 351 00:14:51,081 --> 00:14:52,914 I'm from Middlesburg, obviously I do class myself as a 352 00:14:52,916 --> 00:14:57,118 true Geordie because it is more of a lifestyle. 353 00:14:57,120 --> 00:14:59,220 You get pissed, you don't give a shit what 354 00:14:59,222 --> 00:15:00,554 people think about you. 355 00:15:00,556 --> 00:15:01,655 I've got to be leaving. 356 00:15:01,657 --> 00:15:02,288 You talk like a Geordie. 357 00:15:02,290 --> 00:15:06,458 She doesn't look like a Geordie, she doesn't talk like a Geordie, 358 00:15:06,460 --> 00:15:09,594 she's new Geordie, she's not one of us. 359 00:15:09,596 --> 00:15:19,637 [music] 360 00:15:19,639 --> 00:15:27,511 [music] 361 00:15:27,513 --> 00:15:28,445 People are being sick. 362 00:15:28,447 --> 00:15:31,147 I've been here two minutes and I'm already holding 363 00:15:31,149 --> 00:15:33,082 some girl's hair back. 364 00:15:33,084 --> 00:15:40,989 [retching] 365 00:15:40,991 --> 00:15:43,024 [music] 366 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:47,561 Let's get Charlotte first. 367 00:15:47,563 --> 00:15:53,333 Obviously me and Jay scope out the little shag pad. 368 00:15:53,335 --> 00:15:57,303 It was a literally a four poster bed and it was 369 00:15:57,305 --> 00:15:58,737 like a perfect shag pad. 370 00:15:58,739 --> 00:16:02,273 We keep a secret, we're the only people who know about this. 371 00:16:02,275 --> 00:16:06,043 We can just bring a bird back up straight in to the right, 372 00:16:06,045 --> 00:16:07,944 Vicky wouldn't even know about it. 373 00:16:07,946 --> 00:16:11,547 [laughter] 374 00:16:11,549 --> 00:16:15,450 [music] 375 00:16:15,452 --> 00:16:18,453 [squeal] 376 00:16:18,455 --> 00:16:22,323 I'm keeping my options open, but Vicky's a little bit special. 377 00:16:22,325 --> 00:16:23,290 I love you. 378 00:16:23,292 --> 00:16:26,860 I think you're lush and everyone else seems to think you're 379 00:16:26,862 --> 00:16:27,961 a really good guy too. 380 00:16:27,963 --> 00:16:29,696 So, you're just laughing. 381 00:16:29,698 --> 00:16:31,998 Greg is adorable. 382 00:16:32,000 --> 00:16:37,303 [music] 383 00:16:37,305 --> 00:16:42,007 Not to tell you, but I got a bit of a problem for the birds. 384 00:16:42,009 --> 00:16:45,276 Any Geordie knows if the top's coming off, you've got to 385 00:16:45,278 --> 00:16:46,644 get your pump on like. 386 00:16:46,646 --> 00:16:52,783 It's a little bit of work just to get the muscles pumping. 387 00:16:52,785 --> 00:16:55,752 They're good lads, but not the sort of people I would 388 00:16:55,754 --> 00:16:57,053 get a drink with. 389 00:16:57,055 --> 00:17:00,322 My mates are not like that at all. 390 00:17:00,324 --> 00:17:01,856 Not my cup of tea so far. 391 00:17:01,858 --> 00:17:07,294 Hey, -- oh gees, Christ, oh mate. 392 00:17:07,296 --> 00:17:08,128 Can I touch it? 393 00:17:08,130 --> 00:17:09,329 Oh my God, it's harder than my tit. 394 00:17:09,331 --> 00:17:13,733 I just look at the lads and I just thought, "What the fuck?" 395 00:17:13,735 --> 00:17:15,634 Seriously, they are hot. 396 00:17:15,636 --> 00:17:17,869 He's impressive there. 397 00:17:17,871 --> 00:17:18,636 No. 398 00:17:18,638 --> 00:17:20,504 Going to the gym now? 399 00:17:20,506 --> 00:17:21,104 No, never. 400 00:17:21,106 --> 00:17:25,741 I could tell they want to touch the body, he wouldn't like it, 401 00:17:25,743 --> 00:17:28,578 you know what I mean? 402 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:31,480 I'll be ready. 403 00:17:31,482 --> 00:17:32,481 I'll be ready. 404 00:17:32,483 --> 00:17:36,551 Let's break out ski doors. 405 00:17:36,553 --> 00:17:41,055 It's actually unbelievable, it's like 9:00, I've already put 406 00:17:41,057 --> 00:17:45,793 the two girls to bed, bring on the Geordie sex. 407 00:17:45,795 --> 00:17:52,299 [music] 408 00:17:52,301 --> 00:17:55,235 Holly, Vicky's single. 409 00:17:55,237 --> 00:17:59,138 They are, you must be. 410 00:17:59,140 --> 00:18:01,240 Are you single or what? 411 00:18:01,242 --> 00:18:03,809 I have a boyfriend. 412 00:18:03,811 --> 00:18:07,145 Oh! 413 00:18:07,147 --> 00:18:10,615 You must be mad letting a girl, especially with tits like that, 414 00:18:10,617 --> 00:18:14,385 come on Geordie Shore with four good looking muscly lads. 415 00:18:14,387 --> 00:18:19,022 She'll probably get banged by all of them. 416 00:18:19,024 --> 00:18:19,655 [squealing] 417 00:18:19,657 --> 00:18:20,322 Bikini! 418 00:18:20,324 --> 00:18:21,856 What did you tell him when you were coming here? 419 00:18:21,858 --> 00:18:26,660 I told him I am going for a good time for a couple of weeks. 420 00:18:26,662 --> 00:18:29,763 We're like, "Oh, babe, I'm going in the house. 421 00:18:29,765 --> 00:18:30,630 Just give me." 422 00:18:30,632 --> 00:18:34,166 Lads, I'm not trying to bang any of them. 423 00:18:34,168 --> 00:18:35,267 She's got boobs. 424 00:18:35,269 --> 00:18:36,067 Are you serious? 425 00:18:36,069 --> 00:18:44,275 [laughter] 426 00:18:44,277 --> 00:18:46,143 What is that? 427 00:18:46,145 --> 00:18:48,879 I feel so sorry for her boyfriend right now. 428 00:18:48,881 --> 00:18:51,081 I'd like to meet him and see what type of lad he is, 429 00:18:51,083 --> 00:18:57,587 because if that was my lass, fucking be hell. 430 00:18:57,589 --> 00:18:59,288 James, take one for the team. 431 00:18:59,290 --> 00:19:02,724 Am I getting my tits out? 432 00:19:02,726 --> 00:19:05,359 Shit, I'm not getting involved. 433 00:19:05,361 --> 00:19:10,464 [laughter] 434 00:19:10,466 --> 00:19:12,966 Apparently I got my tits out. 435 00:19:12,968 --> 00:19:16,436 I can do what I want. 436 00:19:16,438 --> 00:19:17,537 Independent woman. 437 00:19:17,539 --> 00:19:20,806 He always says, "Look at my girlfriend's tits." 438 00:19:20,808 --> 00:19:22,107 And I'm like, "Woo!" 439 00:19:22,109 --> 00:19:26,811 You can bang me bird. 440 00:19:26,813 --> 00:19:30,147 I'd love to meet him. 441 00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:32,816 They don't think they'd let their girlfriends be the way 442 00:19:32,818 --> 00:19:35,718 I am, but that's just our relationship, that's why 443 00:19:35,720 --> 00:19:38,320 it works so well. 444 00:19:38,322 --> 00:19:41,856 Me and the lads couldn't quite get our heads around it, 445 00:19:41,858 --> 00:19:43,123 we couldn't fathom it. 446 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:48,161 Her boyfriend said it's okay for her to do everything 447 00:19:48,163 --> 00:19:49,962 but bang someone? 448 00:19:49,964 --> 00:19:54,066 If you jump in bed with me, that's out of reach. 449 00:19:54,068 --> 00:19:54,433 Yeah. 450 00:19:54,435 --> 00:19:56,935 But if I stick my cock up ya, that's not out of reach. 451 00:19:56,937 --> 00:19:57,969 No. 452 00:19:57,971 --> 00:20:00,104 If I was her boyfriend, I wouldn't be too happy. 453 00:20:00,106 --> 00:20:02,272 But if that's the way she wants to play, that's the way 454 00:20:02,274 --> 00:20:02,839 she wants to play. 455 00:20:02,841 --> 00:20:07,910 I tell you what, you wouldn't be my bird, fucking any gents. 456 00:20:07,912 --> 00:20:11,647 My boyfriend is extremely secure, so he's fine. 457 00:20:11,649 --> 00:20:13,315 I've never been to Middlesburg, believe me, 458 00:20:13,317 --> 00:20:15,684 but I'm definitely not going now. 459 00:20:15,686 --> 00:20:19,688 Oh, Holly. 460 00:20:19,690 --> 00:20:21,189 Shit man. 461 00:20:21,191 --> 00:20:22,190 Fucking hell. 462 00:20:22,192 --> 00:20:24,325 Like who the fuck does she think she is? 463 00:20:24,327 --> 00:20:25,326 She doesn't know me. 464 00:20:25,328 --> 00:20:26,994 She doesn't know my boyfriend. 465 00:20:26,996 --> 00:20:32,065 It's our relationship, nobody else's. 466 00:20:32,067 --> 00:20:35,601 Holly, fuck off. 467 00:20:35,603 --> 00:20:38,437 No, don't do this. 468 00:20:38,439 --> 00:20:40,705 [crying] 469 00:20:40,707 --> 00:20:43,541 Honestly, you're a lovely girl. 470 00:20:43,543 --> 00:20:47,411 We've all agreed, we absolutely adore you. 471 00:20:47,413 --> 00:20:47,878 We are a fam. 472 00:20:47,880 --> 00:20:52,082 And like if what you're saying about your boyfriend is true, 473 00:20:52,084 --> 00:20:56,486 then we're going to be behind you 110%. 474 00:20:56,488 --> 00:20:59,722 And Holly, I've never, ever, ever doubted you. 475 00:20:59,724 --> 00:21:01,590 She's not real, she's not real right now. 476 00:21:01,592 --> 00:21:04,893 She's just irritating the hell out of me. 477 00:21:04,895 --> 00:21:13,668 [music] 478 00:21:13,670 --> 00:21:14,568 I've got the big lad or what? 479 00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:16,336 Holly didn't want to go to the girls' room because 480 00:21:16,338 --> 00:21:17,136 they're being sick or whatever. 481 00:21:17,138 --> 00:21:19,838 So I was like, "You can spoon me if you want." 482 00:21:19,840 --> 00:21:22,373 Spoon is the best thing invented in the whole world. 483 00:21:22,375 --> 00:21:24,541 I'm not used to not sleeping without my boyfriend, so it was 484 00:21:24,543 --> 00:21:28,311 quite nice to have somebody take me under their wing and say 485 00:21:28,313 --> 00:21:29,312 I could sleep with them. 486 00:21:29,314 --> 00:21:31,747 Not like that, but you know, just in the bed. 487 00:21:31,749 --> 00:21:33,782 I knew that for a fact if she gets in bed with us, 488 00:21:33,784 --> 00:21:35,784 it's game on. 489 00:21:35,786 --> 00:21:36,518 Night. 490 00:21:36,520 --> 00:21:38,019 Night. 491 00:21:38,021 --> 00:21:40,721 Spooning turns into fucking. 492 00:21:40,723 --> 00:21:42,556 That's what happens. 493 00:21:42,558 --> 00:21:47,661 [music] 494 00:21:47,663 --> 00:21:49,329 I wasn't buzzing off. 495 00:21:49,331 --> 00:21:52,765 You were buzzing off. 496 00:21:52,767 --> 00:21:54,032 I got in the bedroom, the door closed. 497 00:21:54,034 --> 00:21:58,903 And she started blaring orders about looking at Holly's tits 498 00:21:58,905 --> 00:21:59,570 or something like that. 499 00:21:59,572 --> 00:22:07,778 All night you've been fucking snuggling up to other people. 500 00:22:07,780 --> 00:22:09,312 And I thought, I can play that game because she was 501 00:22:09,314 --> 00:22:13,716 sitting like with Greg, like cuddling into Greg. 502 00:22:13,718 --> 00:22:17,486 And James and Gary. 503 00:22:29,165 --> 00:22:37,305 [kissing noises] 504 00:22:37,307 --> 00:22:39,440 I ended up tashing with Jay. 505 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:41,608 I think I vaguely remember. 506 00:22:41,610 --> 00:22:47,246 She snuggled, see where else it will go. 507 00:22:47,313 --> 00:22:48,313 Got Holly in bed. 508 00:22:48,315 --> 00:22:49,781 She's stroking me on, stroking me stomach. 509 00:22:49,783 --> 00:22:54,619 Within about five minutes she was down doing the job. 510 00:22:54,621 --> 00:22:56,420 Obviously she pinky promised and said she was going to spoon, 511 00:22:56,422 --> 00:22:59,289 that was game over, the minute she agreed it was game over. 512 00:22:59,291 --> 00:23:01,224 And it did. 513 00:23:01,226 --> 00:23:02,291 Game over. 514 00:23:02,293 --> 00:23:12,334 [music] 515 00:23:12,336 --> 00:23:18,073 [music] 516 00:23:18,075 --> 00:23:18,540 Oh, God. 517 00:23:18,542 --> 00:23:19,407 Can you get everybody, please? 518 00:23:19,409 --> 00:23:21,642 From out of the blue some woman's turned up in 519 00:23:21,644 --> 00:23:23,043 our party house. 520 00:23:23,045 --> 00:23:27,147 I got it, two seconds. 521 00:23:27,149 --> 00:23:30,183 Came downstairs, this blondy standing there 522 00:23:30,185 --> 00:23:31,384 all dressed smart. 523 00:23:31,386 --> 00:23:33,152 And I was like, "Hello." 524 00:23:33,154 --> 00:23:34,019 The place is a mess. 525 00:23:34,021 --> 00:23:34,919 You're staying in it. 526 00:23:34,921 --> 00:23:37,187 And the deal to let you stay in it is because you're going to be 527 00:23:37,189 --> 00:23:38,922 working for my company. 528 00:23:38,924 --> 00:23:41,224 Apparently she's some big hot shot in town and everything 529 00:23:41,226 --> 00:23:42,992 she says goes. 530 00:23:42,994 --> 00:23:47,730 You'll be doing launches, but you must keep this house tidy. 531 00:23:47,732 --> 00:23:51,800 What she's saying, we've got to do promotions. 532 00:23:51,802 --> 00:23:54,035 She's like, you're getting in a limousine. 533 00:23:54,037 --> 00:23:55,669 Got to get dolled to the nines. 534 00:23:55,671 --> 00:23:57,871 Sounds up my street, so I'm really excited. 535 00:23:57,873 --> 00:23:59,772 So you don't turn up for work, or you turn up late, or like 536 00:23:59,774 --> 00:24:04,009 this morning, you really, really jeopardize your position 537 00:24:04,011 --> 00:24:05,477 in this house, guys. 538 00:24:05,479 --> 00:24:06,778 It's our first full day. 539 00:24:06,780 --> 00:24:08,379 We've all got to work. 540 00:24:08,381 --> 00:24:10,714 It's going to be mad. 541 00:24:10,716 --> 00:24:13,450 I'll leave you to your apologies and I'll see you all later. 542 00:24:13,452 --> 00:24:15,919 All right, I've got an announcement. 543 00:24:15,921 --> 00:24:18,254 I apologize to everyone for my behavior. 544 00:24:18,256 --> 00:24:20,155 I heard I was calling people tramps, right. 545 00:24:20,157 --> 00:24:23,158 I didn't mean to be nasty, I'm not like that at all. 546 00:24:23,160 --> 00:24:26,127 It was nice that Sophie came and said sorry, but Holly kept 547 00:24:26,129 --> 00:24:29,029 a little bit quiet about what she'd done. 548 00:24:29,031 --> 00:24:29,496 Hello, babe. 549 00:24:29,498 --> 00:24:33,433 Got absolutely hammered, like and I mean I cannot remember 550 00:24:33,435 --> 00:24:35,601 anything from last night hammered. 551 00:24:35,603 --> 00:24:39,338 I got my tits out last night, I hope you don't mind. 552 00:24:39,340 --> 00:24:41,606 And I put champagne in between my boobs and everybody 553 00:24:41,608 --> 00:24:44,408 was like drinking from it. 554 00:24:44,410 --> 00:24:47,978 Okay, got your tits out. 555 00:24:47,980 --> 00:24:49,579 Are you mad? 556 00:24:49,581 --> 00:24:50,379 We'll see. 557 00:24:50,381 --> 00:24:51,179 We'll see? 558 00:24:51,181 --> 00:24:53,548 I don't think so. 559 00:24:53,550 --> 00:24:56,450 I don't think I did anything last night that my boyfriend 560 00:24:56,452 --> 00:24:58,785 won't be happy though. 561 00:24:58,787 --> 00:25:00,753 Maybe not. 562 00:25:00,755 --> 00:25:03,589 [laughter] 563 00:25:03,591 --> 00:25:05,757 If you want to get birds, you're going to have to be having 564 00:25:05,759 --> 00:25:07,058 a lot of competition. 565 00:25:07,060 --> 00:25:10,728 So it's a daily thing, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, 566 00:25:10,730 --> 00:25:12,096 Friday, Saturday, Sunday. 567 00:25:12,098 --> 00:25:14,098 It's a full-time job looking this good. 568 00:25:14,100 --> 00:25:15,065 It's a religion. 569 00:25:15,067 --> 00:25:16,666 It's got to be done. 570 00:25:16,668 --> 00:25:17,033 Tonight. 571 00:25:17,035 --> 00:25:19,502 I think tonight's going to be fucking awesome, it will. 572 00:25:19,504 --> 00:25:20,703 Got four birds back. 573 00:25:20,705 --> 00:25:23,472 It's a big night, we work topless, so we've got to be 574 00:25:23,474 --> 00:25:25,307 looking ripped to death. 575 00:25:25,309 --> 00:25:27,809 We're just going to walk into a bar, tops off. 576 00:25:27,811 --> 00:25:30,344 Fucking little bow ties. 577 00:25:30,346 --> 00:25:32,379 And just be, I'll have you. 578 00:25:32,381 --> 00:25:33,580 I'll have you. 579 00:25:33,582 --> 00:25:34,314 It's going to stroke her. 580 00:25:34,316 --> 00:25:36,249 I went to the gym to join in, but they 581 00:25:36,251 --> 00:25:37,583 just did their own thing. 582 00:25:37,585 --> 00:25:42,120 Right, you come back, fridge full of beer, hot tub. 583 00:25:42,122 --> 00:25:45,523 Just a girl, three drink bar. 584 00:25:45,525 --> 00:25:47,491 You get your friends, you're off. 585 00:25:47,493 --> 00:25:51,528 All they talk about is the gym, what they look like, 586 00:25:51,530 --> 00:25:52,195 how good they are. 587 00:25:52,197 --> 00:25:54,330 If one of my mates talked about their lives, 588 00:25:54,332 --> 00:25:55,764 we'd be laughing at them. 589 00:25:55,766 --> 00:25:56,765 They all do it. 590 00:25:56,767 --> 00:25:59,334 They're different than me. 591 00:25:59,336 --> 00:26:02,470 Kind of struggling a bit more, mate. 592 00:26:02,472 --> 00:26:05,573 He's going to get a girl. 593 00:26:05,575 --> 00:26:07,274 Just like fucking gods. 594 00:26:07,276 --> 00:26:10,610 It's going to be a hard one. 595 00:26:10,612 --> 00:26:12,812 [laughter] 596 00:26:12,814 --> 00:26:14,547 Looking like a ghost in Newcastle, that's never going 597 00:26:14,549 --> 00:26:17,816 to get you the birds, you need to have a tan. 598 00:26:17,818 --> 00:26:19,217 That's going to be class. 599 00:26:19,219 --> 00:26:21,219 Start with a pudding belly. 600 00:26:21,221 --> 00:26:21,919 [laughter] 601 00:26:21,921 --> 00:26:23,453 Everyone's doing the weights, everyone's getting 602 00:26:23,455 --> 00:26:23,953 their pump on. 603 00:26:23,955 --> 00:26:27,489 All the sudden Greg does two exercises, looks a bit pale and 604 00:26:27,491 --> 00:26:31,726 all the sudden he wants to go. 605 00:26:31,728 --> 00:26:33,894 I feel like I'm like the outsider of that group. 606 00:26:33,896 --> 00:26:37,430 Usually when I'm in Newcastle I'm not the outsider. 607 00:26:37,432 --> 00:26:41,000 I'm the outsider because I'm not talking about straightening 608 00:26:41,002 --> 00:26:43,402 my hair, going to the gym. 609 00:26:43,404 --> 00:26:46,805 We're going topless tonight and he's going to stand next to me. 610 00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:50,175 I've got a 19 pack. 611 00:26:50,177 --> 00:26:52,243 I hate lads that just talk about the gym. 612 00:26:52,245 --> 00:26:53,277 It's boring. 613 00:26:53,279 --> 00:26:55,078 It's meeting misery. 614 00:26:55,080 --> 00:26:57,080 To be honest I'm thinking about leaving. 615 00:26:57,082 --> 00:27:05,088 [music] 616 00:27:05,090 --> 00:27:08,724 If I was like with my mates in Newcastle, if we were here, 617 00:27:08,726 --> 00:27:12,094 we'd be like fucking getting pissed, be jumping about, 618 00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:14,329 be on the Xbox now. 619 00:27:14,331 --> 00:27:19,067 Not talking about the gym. 620 00:27:19,069 --> 00:27:21,436 I've got to have fun. 621 00:27:21,438 --> 00:27:22,870 It's boring. 622 00:27:22,872 --> 00:27:24,271 I'm bored. 623 00:27:24,273 --> 00:27:26,473 He's probably got far more interesting things to say, 624 00:27:26,475 --> 00:27:28,174 but they just don't care. 625 00:27:28,176 --> 00:27:29,041 I don't even want to be here. 626 00:27:29,043 --> 00:27:32,477 I really don't want you to go like. 627 00:27:32,479 --> 00:27:35,947 That would be so like. 628 00:27:35,949 --> 00:27:39,216 Just how they do it. 629 00:27:39,218 --> 00:27:41,418 I know exactly what he's going through and I don't 630 00:27:41,420 --> 00:27:43,052 want him to leave. 631 00:27:43,054 --> 00:27:47,222 Because then why should I stay? 632 00:27:47,224 --> 00:27:47,922 He wants his friends. 633 00:27:47,924 --> 00:27:53,494 He wants his family and he wants to be himself. 634 00:27:53,496 --> 00:28:03,036 [music] 635 00:28:03,038 --> 00:28:06,773 Oh my fucking God! 636 00:28:06,775 --> 00:28:07,106 No. 637 00:28:07,108 --> 00:28:10,742 So, it's a first job for Anna and we're all nervous because 638 00:28:10,744 --> 00:28:13,077 we've got to make the right impression for her. 639 00:28:13,079 --> 00:28:15,379 No. 640 00:28:15,381 --> 00:28:16,046 Yeah. 641 00:28:16,048 --> 00:28:19,349 That won't even go on me left leg. 642 00:28:19,351 --> 00:28:23,519 We've got our uniforms for the jobs. 643 00:28:23,521 --> 00:28:25,120 I love these. 644 00:28:25,122 --> 00:28:26,354 i was really excited about them. 645 00:28:26,356 --> 00:28:31,025 And everyone was like, "I'm not going out in these." 646 00:28:31,027 --> 00:28:34,261 We're not covered in superglue. 647 00:28:34,263 --> 00:28:35,528 I'm not going to fuck right off. 648 00:28:35,530 --> 00:28:36,662 I'm not wearing that. 649 00:28:36,664 --> 00:28:40,232 I'm going to look like a fat big market slag. 650 00:28:40,234 --> 00:28:43,969 When I seen the uniform, the bow tie and the little outfit. 651 00:28:43,971 --> 00:28:46,805 I thought, "It's going to be a laugh." 652 00:28:46,807 --> 00:28:52,010 Fuck, did she say down? 653 00:28:53,012 --> 00:28:54,379 It won't even, it won't close. 654 00:28:54,381 --> 00:28:56,514 Uniforms were fucking ridiculous. 655 00:28:56,516 --> 00:29:02,186 Who gives a fucking girl who is a fucking size F a D cup? 656 00:29:02,188 --> 00:29:08,125 Best thing ever in this world invented is Veet. 657 00:29:08,127 --> 00:29:09,826 Smooth as fuck, man. 658 00:29:09,828 --> 00:29:12,762 Veet's the future. 659 00:29:12,764 --> 00:29:15,698 They've got to wear the collars and cuffs. 660 00:29:15,700 --> 00:29:17,866 They'll love that attention. 661 00:29:17,868 --> 00:29:20,268 It's not for me though. 662 00:29:20,270 --> 00:29:22,536 This is like right up my street. 663 00:29:22,538 --> 00:29:24,538 I'm ready, I'm loving it. 664 00:29:24,540 --> 00:29:26,339 I want to see it. 665 00:29:26,341 --> 00:29:30,343 Hey. 666 00:29:30,345 --> 00:29:31,410 Woo! 667 00:29:33,880 --> 00:29:36,147 All the girls just came down ready for work. 668 00:29:36,149 --> 00:29:37,281 They're all looking okay. 669 00:29:37,283 --> 00:29:39,783 However, Charlotte looking mint. 670 00:29:39,785 --> 00:29:42,118 Woo, let's go to work, let's go to work. 671 00:29:42,120 --> 00:29:43,552 Let's go! 672 00:29:43,554 --> 00:29:45,020 Whoa, whoa, where is Greg? 673 00:29:45,022 --> 00:29:46,154 Where is Greg? 674 00:29:46,156 --> 00:29:51,092 He told us he'd been upset all day and he was missing home. 675 00:29:51,094 --> 00:29:56,230 He felt like an outcast an all. 676 00:29:56,232 --> 00:29:59,099 I thought that he might have actually gone. 677 00:29:59,101 --> 00:30:10,777 [music] 678 00:30:10,779 --> 00:30:12,478 We're a man down for work. 679 00:30:12,480 --> 00:30:13,846 There's only three. 680 00:30:13,848 --> 00:30:15,581 So we've got to put the effort in and make a 681 00:30:15,583 --> 00:30:19,718 good impression for Anna. 682 00:30:19,720 --> 00:30:22,187 If you can just give it to as many people as possible. 683 00:30:22,189 --> 00:30:23,821 Get them on board the busses for hire. 684 00:30:23,823 --> 00:30:27,124 I had to go out there, get people into the limo. 685 00:30:27,126 --> 00:30:28,525 They can have a drink. 686 00:30:28,527 --> 00:30:32,595 They can have a little bit with the guys, the guys can have 687 00:30:32,597 --> 00:30:35,431 a little bit with the girls. 688 00:30:35,433 --> 00:30:36,865 Just have fun with them. 689 00:30:36,867 --> 00:30:39,467 [music] 690 00:30:39,469 --> 00:30:42,603 We got in the gear and it was a total cock fest. 691 00:30:42,605 --> 00:30:44,538 It was full of lads. 692 00:30:44,540 --> 00:30:48,475 Just ugly lads. 693 00:30:48,477 --> 00:30:51,411 [music] 694 00:30:51,413 --> 00:30:53,846 We just expected to grab people on the party bus, 695 00:30:53,848 --> 00:30:55,280 show them a good time. 696 00:30:55,282 --> 00:30:57,982 Horse the fuck out of the situation. 697 00:30:57,984 --> 00:31:01,652 [music] 698 00:31:01,654 --> 00:31:03,286 Rushing while you wait, lads? 699 00:31:03,288 --> 00:31:08,624 While you wait? 700 00:31:10,460 --> 00:31:13,728 This isn't work, this is an excuse to pull birds 701 00:31:13,730 --> 00:31:15,396 and that's what we do. 702 00:31:15,398 --> 00:31:16,964 You've got nice eyes. 703 00:31:16,966 --> 00:31:18,498 Get in the bus. 704 00:31:18,500 --> 00:31:19,932 Anyway. 705 00:31:19,934 --> 00:31:22,734 [laughter] 706 00:31:22,736 --> 00:31:25,036 Free night, jump on. 707 00:31:34,446 --> 00:31:35,112 Didn't like him at first. 708 00:31:35,114 --> 00:31:41,084 Now as the day is going on I think, you're quite nice. 709 00:31:41,086 --> 00:31:51,727 [music] 710 00:31:51,729 --> 00:31:54,730 Last night I seen Vicky on the way out and I told her 711 00:31:54,732 --> 00:31:55,330 what I was thinking. 712 00:31:55,332 --> 00:31:57,865 I said, "I'm not sure if I'm going to stay anymore." 713 00:31:57,867 --> 00:32:00,801 We're going for a lunch and see what happens. 714 00:32:00,803 --> 00:32:02,936 Might be enough, might not be enough. 715 00:32:02,938 --> 00:32:09,676 [music] 716 00:32:09,678 --> 00:32:12,512 I'm really glad you came today. 717 00:32:12,514 --> 00:32:14,113 It's just me. 718 00:32:14,115 --> 00:32:16,014 It's crazy, isn't it? 719 00:32:16,016 --> 00:32:17,949 It's 100 miles an hour all the time. 720 00:32:17,951 --> 00:32:23,821 I feel like me being in there, like that is wild. 721 00:32:23,823 --> 00:32:27,791 We're like normal in the day and wild in the night time. 722 00:32:27,793 --> 00:32:29,626 It's not normal. 723 00:32:29,628 --> 00:32:30,293 I'm just like. 724 00:32:30,295 --> 00:32:32,995 When it comes to Greg he's got that sensitive side. 725 00:32:32,997 --> 00:32:36,064 He's got a little bit mysterious and he's pulled the whole 726 00:32:36,066 --> 00:32:38,800 wounded bird thing on as the day and just had us bubbling. 727 00:32:38,802 --> 00:32:41,369 So he's got me wrapped around his little finger. 728 00:32:41,371 --> 00:32:43,003 And he better fucking stay. 729 00:32:43,005 --> 00:32:44,871 You know what I want to do tonight? 730 00:32:44,873 --> 00:32:45,972 Go out with Holly? 731 00:32:45,974 --> 00:32:49,141 Definitely not. 732 00:32:49,143 --> 00:32:50,075 What? 733 00:32:50,077 --> 00:32:52,177 I want to get out of town, fuck it. 734 00:32:52,179 --> 00:32:53,978 Don't you fancy her? 735 00:32:53,980 --> 00:32:56,680 Tonight we'll see the true Greg and see the snake come out and 736 00:32:56,682 --> 00:33:00,350 do what I do best, get some girls, chat some girls up and 737 00:33:00,352 --> 00:33:01,784 have some fun. 738 00:33:01,786 --> 00:33:05,587 We'll see what happens from there. 739 00:33:05,589 --> 00:33:07,855 It's important for Geordies to look their best, 740 00:33:07,857 --> 00:33:09,189 girls, boys, whatever. 741 00:33:09,191 --> 00:33:11,024 It's a tiny city, it's a busy scene. 742 00:33:11,026 --> 00:33:18,297 You're constantly, constantly under scrutiny. 743 00:33:18,299 --> 00:33:19,298 I'm getting off on Riverside. 744 00:33:19,300 --> 00:33:22,134 I think we should all bring someone home each and 745 00:33:22,136 --> 00:33:23,768 party in the shag room. 746 00:33:23,770 --> 00:33:25,236 Yes. 747 00:33:25,238 --> 00:33:26,070 We don't have to shag. 748 00:33:26,072 --> 00:33:28,939 Something's going to happen between you and Gary. 749 00:33:28,941 --> 00:33:31,641 Very intense, I'll put money on it. 750 00:33:31,643 --> 00:33:34,810 Nah, nah, we'll have none of that. 751 00:33:34,812 --> 00:33:35,811 Will not be doing none of that. 752 00:33:35,813 --> 00:33:39,247 She can deny it as much as she wants, but Charlotte is all over 753 00:33:39,249 --> 00:33:41,182 Gary, she wants him. 754 00:33:41,184 --> 00:33:43,484 Are you going to put out and, you know what I mean, 755 00:33:43,486 --> 00:33:45,085 just general crap. 756 00:33:45,087 --> 00:33:50,890 And Gary want, I'd be happy just banging Charlotte. 757 00:33:50,892 --> 00:33:53,125 You just said that. 758 00:33:53,127 --> 00:33:54,726 I swear to God, I swear to God. 759 00:33:54,728 --> 00:33:57,695 I can't be dating boys you want to have sex with. 760 00:33:57,697 --> 00:33:58,662 [laughter] 761 00:33:58,664 --> 00:34:00,764 I don't want him to fall in love with me. 762 00:34:00,766 --> 00:34:05,201 [cheering] 763 00:34:05,203 --> 00:34:06,335 We're going in Riverside. 764 00:34:06,337 --> 00:34:08,337 First chance to get a nightclub where there's 765 00:34:08,339 --> 00:34:09,771 guaranteed decent birds. 766 00:34:09,773 --> 00:34:13,040 So to be honest it's guaranteed top of the line. 767 00:34:13,042 --> 00:34:24,518 [music] 768 00:34:24,520 --> 00:34:25,285 We turn up at the club. 769 00:34:25,287 --> 00:34:29,255 Massive cue, we walk straight in, straight in VIP. 770 00:34:29,257 --> 00:34:30,556 Kicked back bottles of vodka. 771 00:34:30,558 --> 00:34:36,128 Got the party started straight away. 772 00:34:36,130 --> 00:34:39,397 So soon we're in the club, banging music. 773 00:34:39,399 --> 00:34:41,999 Yager bombs down, gone. 774 00:34:42,001 --> 00:34:46,703 This is a shit nightclub. 775 00:34:46,705 --> 00:34:47,336 Everyone's excited. 776 00:34:47,338 --> 00:34:49,604 It's the first big night out, we're at one of the 777 00:34:49,606 --> 00:34:50,438 best nightclubs in town. 778 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:53,207 And then in the day we're all weekend millionaires 779 00:34:53,209 --> 00:34:54,608 times a billion. 780 00:34:54,610 --> 00:35:03,950 [music] 781 00:35:03,952 --> 00:35:05,384 Tap, tap. 782 00:35:12,325 --> 00:35:17,996 Had a bit of a crack on with Gary, nice one. 783 00:35:22,301 --> 00:35:23,034 A lot of girls kicking about. 784 00:35:23,036 --> 00:35:24,435 I've done pretty much all the pulling since 785 00:35:24,437 --> 00:35:25,536 we came in the house. 786 00:35:25,538 --> 00:35:28,372 Gave our lads a chance, had a look left. 787 00:35:28,374 --> 00:35:29,406 Charlotte's looking nice. 788 00:35:29,408 --> 00:35:30,073 She's all dolled up. 789 00:35:30,075 --> 00:35:32,542 I thought, if I can get in there now, I can bang her. 790 00:35:32,544 --> 00:35:34,176 So, she's always going to be there for the rest of 791 00:35:34,178 --> 00:35:36,444 the time in the house. 792 00:35:51,526 --> 00:35:55,896 I'm sure made a pact, like we have a 793 00:35:55,898 --> 00:35:57,697 jacuzzi bath or something. 794 00:35:57,699 --> 00:35:58,998 That's what we agreed to do. 795 00:35:59,000 --> 00:36:01,700 She needs to not get hooked up. 796 00:36:01,702 --> 00:36:04,736 If there's no good looking people, 797 00:36:04,738 --> 00:36:05,837 I'm going home with Gary. 798 00:36:05,839 --> 00:36:08,406 I would buzz if she played Gary. 799 00:36:08,408 --> 00:36:10,107 What a twist that would be. 800 00:36:10,109 --> 00:36:14,978 If she managed to muck Gary and got him like a little puppy dog, 801 00:36:14,980 --> 00:36:16,145 I'm loving that. 802 00:36:16,147 --> 00:36:19,548 I would buzz off that. 803 00:36:19,550 --> 00:36:21,149 You know, Jason and me. 804 00:36:21,151 --> 00:36:23,384 Jason and me. 805 00:36:23,386 --> 00:36:27,254 I want him now, I've got a graft farm. 806 00:36:27,256 --> 00:36:30,290 Graft. 807 00:36:30,292 --> 00:36:34,794 Proper putting elbow grease into it, 808 00:36:34,796 --> 00:36:37,263 elbow grease in this situation. 809 00:36:37,265 --> 00:36:45,738 [music] 810 00:36:53,980 --> 00:36:54,813 Her body is amazing. 811 00:36:54,815 --> 00:36:55,980 She's a pretty girl. 812 00:36:55,982 --> 00:36:57,247 Obviously not the prettiest. 813 00:36:57,249 --> 00:37:01,618 But crack wise and her banner, it's absolutely amazing. 814 00:37:01,620 --> 00:37:07,256 [music] 815 00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:11,960 Straight away Gaz is in there like swimwear all over Char. 816 00:37:11,962 --> 00:37:21,569 [music] 817 00:37:21,571 --> 00:37:24,906 Jay, Jay, Jay. 818 00:37:24,908 --> 00:37:29,343 [cheering] 819 00:37:29,345 --> 00:37:32,145 I was only in the club for about 20 minutes and bang, 820 00:37:32,147 --> 00:37:33,779 the magic was back. 821 00:37:33,781 --> 00:37:35,347 Greg bossed it. 822 00:37:35,349 --> 00:37:36,715 Absolutely so proud of him. 823 00:37:36,717 --> 00:37:39,184 I thought I would be a bit jealous, but I was thrilled 824 00:37:39,186 --> 00:37:41,386 to ribbons for him. 825 00:37:41,388 --> 00:37:46,324 He was just bosh, bosh, bosh, napkins out, numbers on, 826 00:37:46,326 --> 00:37:49,593 lipstick kisses and call me. 827 00:37:49,595 --> 00:37:51,561 Tap, tap, baby. 828 00:37:51,563 --> 00:37:56,299 [music] 829 00:37:56,301 --> 00:38:01,437 They just kept coming and coming. 830 00:38:01,439 --> 00:38:04,139 My nickname is snake because I'm a snake with the birds. 831 00:38:04,141 --> 00:38:06,474 Snake is back in the building. 832 00:38:06,476 --> 00:38:09,477 [music] 833 00:38:09,479 --> 00:38:11,579 One big happy family now. 834 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:13,514 I wasn't going to go back with him, honestly. 835 00:38:13,516 --> 00:38:16,316 I just couldn't find anyone better. 836 00:38:16,318 --> 00:38:21,120 [music] 837 00:38:21,122 --> 00:38:22,421 I really fancy Gary. 838 00:38:22,423 --> 00:38:24,322 But then it's not just fancying, I think I'm 839 00:38:24,324 --> 00:38:25,556 starting to like him. 840 00:38:25,558 --> 00:38:27,858 How long am I going to be able to stay away from him? 841 00:38:27,860 --> 00:38:32,095 I don't even know. 842 00:38:32,097 --> 00:38:35,364 She is in the palm of my hand. 843 00:38:55,852 --> 00:38:58,053 It is awkward because I'm the only one with a boyfriend. 844 00:38:58,055 --> 00:39:01,990 and I don't want to go up to people and be like, let's tash, 845 00:39:01,992 --> 00:39:03,891 let's tash and be like that. 846 00:39:03,893 --> 00:39:05,859 Girls together. 847 00:39:05,861 --> 00:39:06,726 I feel it. 848 00:39:06,728 --> 00:39:07,760 Why? 849 00:39:07,762 --> 00:39:12,297 I just don't think, I don't mean it intentionally. 850 00:39:12,299 --> 00:39:16,501 They're all like buzzing off each other and stuff. 851 00:39:16,503 --> 00:39:17,969 No. 852 00:39:17,971 --> 00:39:18,769 It's never me. 853 00:39:18,771 --> 00:39:21,271 I know everyone's mad at me. 854 00:39:21,273 --> 00:39:23,273 It's not that at all. 855 00:39:23,275 --> 00:39:24,507 It's a bit awkward. 856 00:39:24,509 --> 00:39:25,474 I felt proper lonely. 857 00:39:25,476 --> 00:39:29,911 Promise, don't you dare cry by yourself, that's wrong. 858 00:39:29,913 --> 00:39:36,083 [music] 859 00:39:36,085 --> 00:39:38,351 I'm going to have a jacuzzi bubble bath or something. 860 00:39:38,353 --> 00:39:41,854 That didn't happen though. 861 00:39:46,359 --> 00:39:52,797 I just went back to the room, the shag pad. 862 00:39:52,799 --> 00:39:54,165 [cheering] 863 00:39:54,167 --> 00:39:55,132 Let's get it on. 864 00:39:55,134 --> 00:39:56,500 I was like the Grinch. 865 00:39:56,502 --> 00:39:58,401 Just smash your fucking face in. 866 00:39:58,403 --> 00:39:59,568 Boom! 867 00:39:59,570 --> 00:40:01,303 It was like my forearm. 868 00:40:01,305 --> 00:40:04,673 [music] 869 00:40:04,675 --> 00:40:06,675 [Captions provided by US Captioning Company]