[music]
For the first time in our lives, there's nothing to worry about.
We're gonna live it up true Geordie style.
Spring in New Castle means one thing.
Guys are ripped.
Girls are game as a badger.
This is it.
We're living the Geordie Shore dream.
Bring it on.
Party.
Boom.
Geordie Shore is just going to be one massive party.
We get to be weekend billionaires all week long.
Bong. Bong. Bong.
I'm going to be in there like swimwear.
Geordie will always be partying.
If some ones trying to court you, I'd absolutely freak.
Everybody loves a Geordie way ay.
Bring it on.
My biggest fear is getting wrinkles.
I am a Geordie girl with a VIP itch.
I should have a degree in pulling woman.
I would never kiss anyone without a six pack.
The hardest part I've ever done is doing hair.
I could talk the back legs off a donkey.
Dressed to impress, that's me.
I'm fair, I'm flirty and I've got double Fs.
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This year is my year.
I'm 21, Geordie Shore, I'm going to be a complete slut
and I'm going to put out.
This is going to be a complete cock magnet.
I like a proper butch man, like big muscles, nice golden tan but
can't be as dark as me because that would be competition.
A bit leg, a bit cleavage but cover that.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Yeah.
You got fantastic figure.
You got massive chest.
You got lovely legs so show them off.
Boys love skinny girls but they also love the girls
with a bit of tare.
And what I saw when I sleep with them it's called a big cushion
for the pushin'.
I'm very much a daddy's princess.
I still get treated like I'm four-years-old.
You've got to be half-naked to pull a man?
In New Castle, yeah.
[music]
The hardest graft I ever done is do me hair.
I've never fell in love.
It's a full-time occupation smashing birds.
I'd say I'm probably, definitely one of the best looking lads in
New Castle, if not England.
Geordie loves getting the bodies out.
To be honest what's not to like, full package.
This is me dad.
I live with him.
Looks after us.
When he's here, three hours a day or so.
I think his main job is the gym.
I want to make a guy really want me, really need me.
Probably just fuck him off anyway.
I can flirt with guys or girls, it's predominantly girls.
She's so lazy.
She'll just try to wrap them round her little finger.
It's much easier if she gets her own way.
Yeah.
Much easier for everyone.
To me, me family is everything.
All the lads are gonna love us, all the girls are gonna hate us,
and I'm just ready for it now.
Get rigged.
I can not wait, I'm going to go wild.
I literally know pulling birds inside out.
And the minute I get their number to the minute I shag
them, I know that situation inside out.
I've got a pretty good umm secret weapon.
Put it this way.
It's literally the same size as that.
Ready to rock.
Ready to pull.
Ready to ruin someone.
I'm probably the first person you'd warn away
from your girlfriend.
I've definitely the reputation as a player, definitely.
There's no shadow of a doubt about that.
Ready for Geordie Shore, boys.
I personally, like, can't wait to get in; see what's happening,
see who's there.
Just get the party started.
I just want to get in there, meet everyone, and just party.
The fanny wax basically is allowed to...is after all the
fannies, do you know what I mean?
And is getting in to all the fanny.
And, like, taking care of himself.
I like to do the..uhh...feminine side of things in life.
Only a true Geordie could take a pain like this.
Definitely not feeling a relationship in the air in the
Geordie Shore house, like, definitely not.
Okay, so this is...uhh...me mum.
She pretty much looks after me clothes while
I start look after meself.
If there's a bird in there that will do me wash, I'll...uh...let
her do it, and...umm...pay her back in other ways.
I just want get in straight and see who's in there.
I could not believe it.
Oh my...
Geordie Shore is beyond anything I could have possibly imagined.
Fuck off.
I feel like Goldilocks.
I slept with quite a lot of people.
Not loads, not like thousands.
I do think boys like me body.
I'm definitely shallow when it comes to boys.
If I had nicknames, me friends would probably call us an idiot,
me ex-boyfriends would call us a psycho, and me family would
probably say they just hate us cause I'm doing the hating.
21st century girl.
I'm on my way to Geordie shore!
If I see a nice girl I like, I get my wing man to pull a
fuck me and I'll go for her.
If the boys in Geordie Shore got a little cut vest on down to
here I'll be ripping the piss out of them.
Everyone knows me as being really picky, but when I'm
pissed it's a different story.
Like, the people in Geordie Shore particularly
know who I am.
Everyone knows...everyone in New Castle...if you go out a lot
you're gonna be well-known, and I'm a well-known person so
I wouldn't be surprised if I knew a few people in this house.
I'm going to Geordie Shore.
The world better watch out.
This one is called Heidi, and this one is Audrina.
And whenever that song comes on and it goes, "Heidi, hello
Audrina eat your heart out."
These are the babies.
My party trick is being able to put a glass between my boobs
and then drink from it, so I'll show it.
I mean, if a boy asks me if I got a boyfriend I'm gonna,
obviously, straight up say I have a boyfriend but I'll
probably just leave it until they ask me.
Everyone in Geordie Shore will be single to be
honest and do what I want to.
Hello Hello, babe.
I'm Vicky.
I'm Jay.
Nice to meet you.
Looking gorgeous.
Looking handsome yourself.
Do you want a hand with your stuff?
The minute I saw Jay, I thought "wow".
That's what I'm talking about.
I've only been in the house five seconds and Vicky's
offering a drink already.
Proper Geordie bird.
King and Queen of Geordie Shore.
Here it comes.
Yes, babe.
I'm sweating so much.
I'm getting sweat lines.
I've got false tan on so that it will make a mark on me dress.
Then I will walk in and people will think I am a sweaty minger.
Oh, this looks cozy.
Maybe you should jump in here, Vicky?
This is a million and ten percent the banging room.
Isn't it?
Vicky looks absolutely stunnin', do you know
what I mean?
My type of bird.
I'll share with you.
[Laughter]
I'll share with you if no one else.
Sorted.
I've got to get him a drink straight away.
Get him to get a good look at me secondly and thirdly,
get him into my bedroom.
This is my room.
Think I'm going to have a might as well declare this bed
next to the wardrobe.
Keep me options open for a stunner to walk
through the door.
If it turns out she's a minger, I'm going to grab Vicky and
she can jump in my room.
[Laughter]
Like their style, like their style of needing them boys.
I'm buzzin', first lad in the house, bring it on.
[Inaudible]
Vicky.
Hi handsome.
You look nice.
So do you.
Thank you.
Then I opened the door and seen Jay and Vicky.
Vicky I met her at a house partying cuz I banged
one of her mates.
So we decided to be king and queen of the house.
So what can he be?
Like prince?
Prince is good like.
I'm telling ya, prince is good.
Prince, how he gets all the funny.
First bedroom.
Whatcha think?
Decent ....
I seen bedroom number one and straight away I thought
this one's for me.
Like dumbbells in the corner.
Can get a quick pump on every morning.
Mirrors to do me hair and stuff.
It's a Geordie lad's dream room.
I hope the girls are good looking, we'll be pulling --.
Was shitting me self.
Absolutely shitting me self, when I came in thinking
what with the nasty ears.
Hi.
I'm Jay Don.
James.
And you're James.
James.
Nice to meet you.
Hey I'm Vicky.
He has the muscles and the tight top and I was like wow.
Is that your stuff?
That's some of my stuff.
So you've already unpacked?
I unpacked half of it.
So I have all me gym stuff and me hair stuff in there.
You never know though he might be nubbet.
Probably tired as I am.
Geordie Shore, key man.
Key man.
Fancy meeting you here.
Three men in the house.
Nice to meet you, I'm Charlotte.
Nice to meet you too.
Nice to me you.
All of the sudden I've seen Vicky.
I know Vicky from around town kind of thing but that
Charlotte, first impression, good start.
Five of us all together now.
Already arrived.
Hi.
This suitcase is so heavy.
In walks Sophie.
You all right?
First impressions, don't really fanc her.
All these stairs are going to get bloody mangy.
Lovely girl but I don't want her in my room.
And this is your room.
Geordie Shore House, my type of people, my type of house,
let's fuckin' roll.
¶
If the next person that comes in a lad, we're going to gang up
and send him to your room so we've got the bed in ours.
You can fuck right up.
Jay's got to be bed hopping, a girl will go in there.
But it could backfire.
A lad goes in there, he's fucked.
Oh, definitely going to be a bird in my room, mate.
Didn't like her, like, she's fucking swamped
with Vicky, mate.
[laughter]
[cheering]
Here we are, here we are.
People in here are fucking mad.
Seems like they're in my face, bang, bang, shots, shots,
it's hit me hard because I'm shell shocked.
Greg's used the sorbet.
What?
Used the sorbet.
It's the Geordie law, you've got to have a tan.
No true Geordie walks around looking like a ghost.
[cheering]
High five.
[music]
You're going to get with Vicky.
She's yours.
You're in there.
I think Vicky's nice.
You love Vicky.
Charlotte, whoever fucking bangs her, bangs her,
I couldn't give a fuck.
Every Geordie lad has to have a game plan.
I definitely like brought my a-game to flirt with
Greg, a challenge.
He's absolutely adorable, like I might be head over heels
for him already.
What things you like, what's your guess?
Blonde!
I think she's got to have massive tits, massive tits.
Yeah, massive tits.
Massive tits.
Not everybody's arrived and I'm absolutely wasted
on yager bombs.
Oh my god, cringe.
[music]
The proper mortal and I've got to live with them.
Are you kidding?
They're sitting there like drums.
A drum?
You're all sitting on the side like bores when you
could come in.
That girl upstairs is the most annoying fucking person
I've ever met in my entire life.
[laughter]
Right now Vicky's looking a good bet, but there's
still one last left.
I can already hear people screaming in the garden.
The sound absolutely mortal and I haven't even arrived yet.
[music]
[cheering]
I saw this bird, tits walked in.
Five minutes later face walked in.
Vicky, get your stuff, you're in with fucking me.
[music]
We're wild.
She's got the Geordie tan and the lashes.
You'd have to be mad to go with her.
I'm so out.
Deal, deal.
Know what, mission accomplished, dodged the minger,
got a little stunner in my room.
Bring on Geordie Shore.
[music]
Them birds have only been in the house about an hour.
They're a mess.
Must be late.
[laughter]
No.
James, I love you.
The one I really think that's got a problem is Sophie.
Get upstairs, get dry.
Away!
All right.
I think she's a gob shade and she's dunny headed already.
[music]
She's not even a Geordie.
She's a a smuggy.
Where are you from?
Middlesburg.
This is not happening.
If you're from Middlesburg you might as well
be from fucking Mars.
To be a true Geordie you've got to be born in Newcastle.
Sorry, I'll prove to you I can be a Geordie.
I'm from Middlesburg, obviously I do class myself as a
true Geordie because it is more of a lifestyle.
You get pissed, you don't give a shit what
people think about you.
I've got to be leaving.
You talk like a Geordie.
She doesn't look like a Geordie, she doesn't talk like a Geordie,
she's new Geordie, she's not one of us.
[music]
People are being sick.
I've been here two minutes and I'm already holding
some girl's hair back.
[retching]
[music]
Let's get Charlotte first.
Obviously me and Jay scope out the little shag pad.
It was a literally a four poster bed and it was
like a perfect shag pad.
We keep a secret, we're the only people who know about this.
We can just bring a bird back up straight in to the right,
Vicky wouldn't even know about it.
[laughter]
[music]
[squeal]
I'm keeping my options open, but Vicky's a little bit special.
I love you.
I think you're lush and everyone else seems to think you're
a really good guy too.
So, you're just laughing.
Greg is adorable.
[music]
Not to tell you, but I got a bit of a problem for the birds.
Any Geordie knows if the top's coming off, you've got to
get your pump on like.
It's a little bit of work just to get the muscles pumping.
They're good lads, but not the sort of people I would
get a drink with.
My mates are not like that at all.
Not my cup of tea so far.
Hey, -- oh gees, Christ, oh mate.
Can I touch it?
Oh my God, it's harder than my tit.
I just look at the lads and I just thought, "What the fuck?"
Seriously, they are hot.
He's impressive there.
No.
Going to the gym now?
No, never.
I could tell they want to touch the body, he wouldn't like it,
you know what I mean?
I'll be ready.
Let's break out ski doors.
It's actually unbelievable, it's like 9:00, I've already put
the two girls to bed, bring on the Geordie sex.
[music]
Holly, Vicky's single.
They are, you must be.
Are you single or what?
I have a boyfriend.
Oh!
You must be mad letting a girl, especially with tits like that,
come on Geordie Shore with four good looking muscly lads.
She'll probably get banged by all of them.
[squealing]
Bikini!
What did you tell him when you were coming here?
I told him I am going for a good time for a couple of weeks.
We're like, "Oh, babe, I'm going in the house.
Just give me."
Lads, I'm not trying to bang any of them.
She's got boobs.
Are you serious?
[laughter]
What is that?
I feel so sorry for her boyfriend right now.
I'd like to meet him and see what type of lad he is,
because if that was my lass, fucking be hell.
James, take one for the team.
Am I getting my tits out?
Shit, I'm not getting involved.
[laughter]
Apparently I got my tits out.
I can do what I want.
Independent woman.
He always says, "Look at my girlfriend's tits."
And I'm like, "Woo!"
You can bang me bird.
I'd love to meet him.
They don't think they'd let their girlfriends be the way
I am, but that's just our relationship, that's why
it works so well.
Me and the lads couldn't quite get our heads around it,
we couldn't fathom it.
Her boyfriend said it's okay for her to do everything
but bang someone?
If you jump in bed with me, that's out of reach.
Yeah.
But if I stick my cock up ya, that's not out of reach.
No.
If I was her boyfriend, I wouldn't be too happy.
But if that's the way she wants to play, that's the way
she wants to play.
I tell you what, you wouldn't be my bird, fucking any gents.
My boyfriend is extremely secure, so he's fine.
I've never been to Middlesburg, believe me,
but I'm definitely not going now.
Oh, Holly.
Shit man.
Fucking hell.
Like who the fuck does she think she is?
She doesn't know me.
She doesn't know my boyfriend.
It's our relationship, nobody else's.
Holly, fuck off.
No, don't do this.
[crying]
Honestly, you're a lovely girl.
We've all agreed, we absolutely adore you.
We are a fam.
And like if what you're saying about your boyfriend is true,
then we're going to be behind you 110%.
And Holly, I've never, ever, ever doubted you.
She's not real, she's not real right now.
She's just irritating the hell out of me.
[music]
I've got the big lad or what?
Holly didn't want to go to the girls' room because
they're being sick or whatever.
So I was like, "You can spoon me if you want."
Spoon is the best thing invented in the whole world.
I'm not used to not sleeping without my boyfriend, so it was
quite nice to have somebody take me under their wing and say
I could sleep with them.
Not like that, but you know, just in the bed.
I knew that for a fact if she gets in bed with us,
it's game on.
Night.
Spooning turns into fucking.
That's what happens.
[music]
I wasn't buzzing off.
You were buzzing off.
I got in the bedroom, the door closed.
And she started blaring orders about looking at Holly's tits
or something like that.
All night you've been fucking snuggling up to other people.
And I thought, I can play that game because she was
sitting like with Greg, like cuddling into Greg.
And James and Gary.
[kissing noises]
I ended up tashing with Jay.
I think I vaguely remember.
She snuggled, see where else it will go.
Got Holly in bed.
She's stroking me on, stroking me stomach.
Within about five minutes she was down doing the job.
Obviously she pinky promised and said she was going to spoon,
that was game over, the minute she agreed it was game over.
And it did.
Game over.
[music]
Oh, God.
Can you get everybody, please?
From out of the blue some woman's turned up in
our party house.
I got it, two seconds.
Came downstairs, this blondy standing there
all dressed smart.
And I was like, "Hello."
The place is a mess.
You're staying in it.
And the deal to let you stay in it is because you're going to be
working for my company.
Apparently she's some big hot shot in town and everything
she says goes.
You'll be doing launches, but you must keep this house tidy.
What she's saying, we've got to do promotions.
She's like, you're getting in a limousine.
Got to get dolled to the nines.
Sounds up my street, so I'm really excited.
So you don't turn up for work, or you turn up late, or like
this morning, you really, really jeopardize your position
in this house, guys.
It's our first full day.
We've all got to work.
It's going to be mad.
I'll leave you to your apologies and I'll see you all later.
All right, I've got an announcement.
I apologize to everyone for my behavior.
I heard I was calling people tramps, right.
I didn't mean to be nasty, I'm not like that at all.
It was nice that Sophie came and said sorry, but Holly kept
a little bit quiet about what she'd done.
Hello, babe.
Got absolutely hammered, like and I mean I cannot remember
anything from last night hammered.
I got my tits out last night, I hope you don't mind.
And I put champagne in between my boobs and everybody
was like drinking from it.
Okay, got your tits out.
Are you mad?
We'll see.
We'll see?
I don't think so.
I don't think I did anything last night that my boyfriend
won't be happy though.
Maybe not.
[laughter]
If you want to get birds, you're going to have to be having
a lot of competition.
So it's a daily thing, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday,
Friday, Saturday, Sunday.
It's a full-time job looking this good.
It's a religion.
It's got to be done.
Tonight.
I think tonight's going to be fucking awesome, it will.
Got four birds back.
It's a big night, we work topless, so we've got to be
looking ripped to death.
We're just going to walk into a bar, tops off.
Fucking little bow ties.
And just be, I'll have you.
I'll have you.
It's going to stroke her.
I went to the gym to join in, but they
just did their own thing.
Right, you come back, fridge full of beer, hot tub.
Just a girl, three drink bar.
You get your friends, you're off.
All they talk about is the gym, what they look like,
how good they are.
If one of my mates talked about their lives,
we'd be laughing at them.
They all do it.
They're different than me.
Kind of struggling a bit more, mate.
He's going to get a girl.
Just like fucking gods.
It's going to be a hard one.
[laughter]
Looking like a ghost in Newcastle, that's never going
to get you the birds, you need to have a tan.
That's going to be class.
Start with a pudding belly.
[laughter]
Everyone's doing the weights, everyone's getting
their pump on.
All the sudden Greg does two exercises, looks a bit pale and
all the sudden he wants to go.
I feel like I'm like the outsider of that group.
Usually when I'm in Newcastle I'm not the outsider.
I'm the outsider because I'm not talking about straightening
my hair, going to the gym.
We're going topless tonight and he's going to stand next to me.
I've got a 19 pack.
I hate lads that just talk about the gym.
It's boring.
It's meeting misery.
To be honest I'm thinking about leaving.
[music]
If I was like with my mates in Newcastle, if we were here,
we'd be like fucking getting pissed, be jumping about,
be on the Xbox now.
Not talking about the gym.
I've got to have fun.
It's boring.
I'm bored.
He's probably got far more interesting things to say,
but they just don't care.
I don't even want to be here.
I really don't want you to go like.
That would be so like.
Just how they do it.
I know exactly what he's going through and I don't
want him to leave.
Because then why should I stay?
He wants his friends.
He wants his family and he wants to be himself.
[music]
Oh my fucking God!
No.
So, it's a first job for Anna and we're all nervous because
we've got to make the right impression for her.
No.
Yeah.
That won't even go on me left leg.
We've got our uniforms for the jobs.
I love these.
i was really excited about them.
And everyone was like, "I'm not going out in these."
We're not covered in superglue.
I'm not going to fuck right off.
I'm not wearing that.
I'm going to look like a fat big market slag.
When I seen the uniform, the bow tie and the little outfit.
I thought, "It's going to be a laugh."
Fuck, did she say down?
It won't even, it won't close.
Uniforms were fucking ridiculous.
Who gives a fucking girl who is a fucking size F a D cup?
Best thing ever in this world invented is Veet.
Smooth as fuck, man.
Veet's the future.
They've got to wear the collars and cuffs.
They'll love that attention.
It's not for me though.
This is like right up my street.
I'm ready, I'm loving it.
I want to see it.
Hey.
Woo!
All the girls just came down ready for work.
They're all looking okay.
However, Charlotte looking mint.
Woo, let's go to work, let's go to work.
Let's go!
Whoa, whoa, where is Greg?
Where is Greg?
He told us he'd been upset all day and he was missing home.
He felt like an outcast an all.
I thought that he might have actually gone.
[music]
We're a man down for work.
There's only three.
So we've got to put the effort in and make a
good impression for Anna.
If you can just give it to as many people as possible.
Get them on board the busses for hire.
I had to go out there, get people into the limo.
They can have a drink.
They can have a little bit with the guys, the guys can have
a little bit with the girls.
Just have fun with them.
[music]
We got in the gear and it was a total cock fest.
It was full of lads.
Just ugly lads.
[music]
We just expected to grab people on the party bus,
show them a good time.
Horse the fuck out of the situation.
[music]
Rushing while you wait, lads?
While you wait?
This isn't work, this is an excuse to pull birds
and that's what we do.
You've got nice eyes.
Get in the bus.
Anyway.
[laughter]
Free night, jump on.
Didn't like him at first.
Now as the day is going on I think, you're quite nice.
[music]
Last night I seen Vicky on the way out and I told her
what I was thinking.
I said, "I'm not sure if I'm going to stay anymore."
We're going for a lunch and see what happens.
Might be enough, might not be enough.
[music]
I'm really glad you came today.
It's just me.
It's crazy, isn't it?
It's 100 miles an hour all the time.
I feel like me being in there, like that is wild.
We're like normal in the day and wild in the night time.
It's not normal.
I'm just like.
When it comes to Greg he's got that sensitive side.
He's got a little bit mysterious and he's pulled the whole
wounded bird thing on as the day and just had us bubbling.
So he's got me wrapped around his little finger.
And he better fucking stay.
You know what I want to do tonight?
Go out with Holly?
Definitely not.
What?
I want to get out of town, fuck it.
Don't you fancy her?
Tonight we'll see the true Greg and see the snake come out and
do what I do best, get some girls, chat some girls up and
have some fun.
We'll see what happens from there.
It's important for Geordies to look their best,
girls, boys, whatever.
It's a tiny city, it's a busy scene.
You're constantly, constantly under scrutiny.
I'm getting off on Riverside.
I think we should all bring someone home each and
party in the shag room.
Yes.
We don't have to shag.
Something's going to happen between you and Gary.
Very intense, I'll put money on it.
Nah, nah, we'll have none of that.
Will not be doing none of that.
She can deny it as much as she wants, but Charlotte is all over
Gary, she wants him.
Are you going to put out and, you know what I mean,
just general crap.
And Gary want, I'd be happy just banging Charlotte.
You just said that.
I swear to God, I swear to God.
I can't be dating boys you want to have sex with.
[laughter]
I don't want him to fall in love with me.
[cheering]
We're going in Riverside.
First chance to get a nightclub where there's
guaranteed decent birds.
So to be honest it's guaranteed top of the line.
[music]
We turn up at the club.
Massive cue, we walk straight in, straight in VIP.
Kicked back bottles of vodka.
Got the party started straight away.
So soon we're in the club, banging music.
Yager bombs down, gone.
This is a shit nightclub.
Everyone's excited.
It's the first big night out, we're at one of the
best nightclubs in town.
And then in the day we're all weekend millionaires
times a billion.
[music]
Tap, tap.
Had a bit of a crack on with Gary, nice one.
A lot of girls kicking about.
I've done pretty much all the pulling since
we came in the house.
Gave our lads a chance, had a look left.
Charlotte's looking nice.
She's all dolled up.
I thought, if I can get in there now, I can bang her.
So, she's always going to be there for the rest of
the time in the house.
I'm sure made a pact, like we have a
jacuzzi bath or something.
That's what we agreed to do.
She needs to not get hooked up.
If there's no good looking people,
I'm going home with Gary.
I would buzz if she played Gary.
What a twist that would be.
If she managed to muck Gary and got him like a little puppy dog,
I'm loving that.
I would buzz off that.
You know, Jason and me.
Jason and me.
I want him now, I've got a graft farm.
Graft.
Proper putting elbow grease into it,
elbow grease in this situation.
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Her body is amazing.
She's a pretty girl.
Obviously not the prettiest.
But crack wise and her banner, it's absolutely amazing.
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Straight away Gaz is in there like swimwear all over Char.
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Jay, Jay, Jay.
[cheering]
I was only in the club for about 20 minutes and bang,
the magic was back.
Greg bossed it.
Absolutely so proud of him.
I thought I would be a bit jealous, but I was thrilled
to ribbons for him.
He was just bosh, bosh, bosh, napkins out, numbers on,
lipstick kisses and call me.
Tap, tap, baby.
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They just kept coming and coming.
My nickname is snake because I'm a snake with the birds.
Snake is back in the building.
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One big happy family now.
I wasn't going to go back with him, honestly.
I just couldn't find anyone better.
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I really fancy Gary.
But then it's not just fancying, I think I'm
starting to like him.
How long am I going to be able to stay away from him?
I don't even know.
She is in the palm of my hand.
It is awkward because I'm the only one with a boyfriend.
and I don't want to go up to people and be like, let's tash,
let's tash and be like that.
Girls together.
I feel it.
Why?
I just don't think, I don't mean it intentionally.
They're all like buzzing off each other and stuff.
No.
It's never me.
I know everyone's mad at me.
It's not that at all.
It's a bit awkward.
I felt proper lonely.
Promise, don't you dare cry by yourself, that's wrong.
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I'm going to have a jacuzzi bubble bath or something.
That didn't happen though.
I just went back to the room, the shag pad.
[cheering]
Let's get it on.
I was like the Grinch.
Just smash your fucking face in.
Boom!
It was like my forearm.
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